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#164 - Nick Merrone of 797 Performance · After-Hours with Faction! Motorsports

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Welcome everybody to the Faction After Hours podcast.
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We're here to bring you another episode tonight.
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We have another guest. We just met not that long ago,
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like 20 minutes ago actually. We drove together, annoyingly.
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It'd be cool if we drove against each other during that day.
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Cool. I didn't, but we have Nick M of
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what is it 7477? 9/7. 797 Motorsports down 5.
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Performance dude I was going to question you before we started
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this because I was like does he even know your name or I?
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Know your name is Nick. Yeah, I.
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Just gave him all my stuff. He nails it pretty good every
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time. So.
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So it's 797 performance, correct down by Philadelphia.
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Would you say Philly? Yeah, like N oh Bucks County,
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Bucks. County.
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I can't believe I just butchered that so fucking badly.
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No, it's OK. I might go sit in the corner for
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a little bit. You really didn't butcher that
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bad at all. Can we cut?
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No, I'm just kidding. Can we cut?
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But dude, thanks for coming up here.
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I just drove 2 hours here, so I can only imagine how long it
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fucking took you. So yeah, and it's.
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Storm coming, so have fun on the way home too.
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That's cool. Yo, he's set OK out of all of
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us. I.
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Know he's got the. Volition in the parking lot
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right now. Yeah.
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I mean, yeah. Did you drive the 4 runner here
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now? OK, maybe Malcolm.
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I drove here with autopilot. Wait.
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That thing. Has that.
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We got to talk about. This hold on.
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So what truck is it? Ram RHO.
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You want to bring that up real hard.
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Yeah, insert picture of truck. What would the O stand for in
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RHO? Real hard.
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No. Real.
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Hard no, it can't be real hard, that orgy.
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Real, real heavy orgy. Chat clip that.
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What would that even? Really.
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That's it right there. It's.
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Got to stand for something, right?
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Because you know. It stands for RAM High Output.
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But but it's twin turbo. Yeah, right.
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Wait, why did you? When I hear high output I always
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think like NAI. Don't know why it makes me.
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Think of like an old 300 M They put like high output on yeah.
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And that's probably NA, Yeah, yeah.
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Like high output is usually like an NA thing, like a.
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It's their way of saying like, oh, this shit's fast, but it's
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ain't got a. Turbo but like what?
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What did the S? What did the SHO have?
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That is the only other time I've heard like the three letters
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used of. What?
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A Taurus. It's a Taurus.
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That was a turbo no, right? No.
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Yamaha V6. Just V6, Yeah, Look that up.
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Now look it up. Taurus.
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HP Malcolm to work right. Do we have a generator?
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A what? A generator?
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Yeah. What happens if that happens?
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Have we thought about that? Oh, we're just, you're fucked.
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That's it. No, we come down to you and we
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do you, OK? We do it down.
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There. Then we go to Candle Wick Diner,
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which we haven't gone to in ages, and Frankie's going to
8:04
order a chicken franchise. Yeah, that's what is that.
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Who's franchise? Oh, chicken franchise?
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You never had chicken franchise? No, I thought it was a person.
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Oh dude what? You're listening out online.
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Sauce on the chicken? Lemon sauce?
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Yeah, it's a little bit of not a fan of lemon on chicken.
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No, it's good. But you hate it.
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No, no, no, don't listen to it. You would hate it.
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All right, he brought this up. What kind of engine?
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Duh, duh, duh. Duh.
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These six. That's it.
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There's no way you wait, wait, wait the final.
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Generation boasted a 3.5 liter twin turn.
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Yeah, the new one. That's a new one.
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That's not what. I know that's not what we're
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talking about. We're on the same.
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Modern day Crown Victoria. Yeah, yeah.
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I'm not thinking about that one. Me and Nick are on the same
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page. It's the older one we're talking
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about. Right.
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The cool ones. The fact.
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That you knew. It.
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Was. Survived.
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Literally, it says right there. Yamaha engine.
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This guy, Yeah. You're a show fan.
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Yeah. My one of my ex girlfriends had
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a show. OK.
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That's what it is. You dated somebody who drove a
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show. That's kind of wild.
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That's not just a car you just buy, you know what I mean?
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Her dad was like, here I have this car and she's like, I have
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this lame car And I was like, no, you don't wait.
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For real. Yeah.
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Did you get to drive it at all? I did and it was everything I
9:12
did on it broke. It wasn't fun to work on.
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Why are they like Yamaha design? Like why?
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There's a cool motor. Did anything anyone else use
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this motor like no? Why are they?
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Why is yeah, why is that such a big deal?
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I feel like not a lot of people are like.
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Because they made the Jay-Z. So now everyone.
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Just pick up that Yamaha X collab.
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I don't know if I. Yeah, everyone.
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They always care about that one. Jay-Z is the Jay-Z.
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Are made by Yamaha. Really.
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Yeah, yeah. And then Wags.
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My motorcycle is a Yamaha. It's an old they.
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Make good trumpets, too. And it's good they make pianos.
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Yeah, they don't. Ever tell you about that?
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They also I think they make a lot of like medical grade shit
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too. Yeah.
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Not to go completely back. Can we go back to the truck,
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Malcolm? I kind of want to know about
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this truck. You're not.
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I do wanna know about it. You're a Chevy guy.
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I don't care, I wanna know what the.
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I wanna see the truck. Yeah, and it only comes in blue
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or does it come on it? Only comes in blue.
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I know. That's kind of cool.
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No, it comes in a couple colors. A couple, not many.
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Okay, not many. It's like they're all 2 tone
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which kind of sucks. It's kind of cool.
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What do you mean? Plus also like the build quality
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is terrible if you get. Close.
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Yeah, it's a dodge. Yeah, if you get close up to the
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2 tone, it looks like a toddler drew the buy line.
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No way. Oh, really?
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Yeah, I've heard a lot of people, like a lot of painters,
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complain about how factory cars come out kind of crappy.
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Lately Ram 1500 RHO. So it's a 1500, yeah.
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Oh hell, I'm buying that. So what is so so special about
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this one? Tell me something this.
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Is just a neuter TRX. Oh, OK.
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Holy shit, look at them numbers, Frankie.
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Yeah. Your GMT5. 40 horsepower go
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down. Damn.
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The fact that they put the zero to 100 mile per hour stat there,
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Did you see that? I know all I could think about
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is in 11 seconds earlier it took me to get to like 60 maybe.
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Actually, that'd be. I'd be pretty fucking lucky if I
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took. This thing they say, they take a
11:07
jab at the Raptor somewhere on this thing.
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Oh yeah. Yeah, no way.
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It's. Like it makes 10 more horsepower
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than a Raptor or something. That's fatty as that, yeah.
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I love that American companies do that like.
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Well, I feel like this is more of like a Raptor.
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Isn't the Raptor powered by something similar?
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Yeah, it's like also a turbo charge thing.
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So the big one, the the TRX one, there really isn't a what?
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What does that come back? Is there like a Raptor that
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comes with something like that? Yeah, well, they did that Raptor
11:35
R, the supercharged V-81. Oh, I didn't.
11:38
Even, but that was like after. Dude, look at the passenger side
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screen. Yeah, dude.
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Whoa, Why do they? Need that though I can't see it
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from the driver's side. It's tinted.
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What the fuck? Yeah, privacy.
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Class Privacy Class from the passenger.
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They could be doing crazy shit over there, you wouldn't even
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know they go. Through your messages.
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Yeah, what do you? Yeah, what the fuck?
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Fuck that. Yeah.
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Don't bring an insecure girl with you.
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Yeah, that's crazy. You're in a sunroof.
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You're a slick devil, you motherfucker.
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You get you. Frankie's already thinking
12:07
about, oh, plotting. Fuck that.
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She's like, I can't, I can't scheme.
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My passenger can't have their own screen the fuck out of here.
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Passenger can't scheme. Not without me, no.
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Incredible. That's it.
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When you're driving, you're in control of the vehicle, not
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anyone else. I don't want to.
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I'm changing the climate over here.
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No, fuck that. Yeah, look at.
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That oh, it says it. Oh it literally says the Ram
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1500 RHO has more standard horsepower than the Ford Raptor.
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Just straight up. Dude, I'm I'm like looking at
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this motor that looks like a fucking nightmare.
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Yeah, definitely. Dude.
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The thermostat is like under the turbos.
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You work on these ones a lot. Or no, but like the hemis have
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like a bad like high failure rate with thermostats.
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So we do like thermostat delete. So like when these first came
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out, they were playing with thermostat issues.
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So we kind of like try to do like a bypass for that too.
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But like the labor involved of like, you know, installing a $20
12:59
washer for like 4 1/2 hours a day.
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But it just doesn't make sense though.
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So you gotta take the manifold off and everything.
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It's like a what do they call it where the turbo is like the
13:08
manifold. It's one piece, yeah, yeah, I've
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seen that before. I'm like, weirdly like a Kano
13:14
BOK. Actually, a lot of cars are like
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that. The Hondas you're talking about,
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like the manifold, it's just like one part of the cylinder
13:18
head. Earth dreams.
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Like Earth dreams, Yeah. That's that's crazy.
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But there's no manifold. Yeah, I've seen it where it's
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like one piece with a it's. Kind of sick though.
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It is, but also isn't because it just kills the aftermarket
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thing. Yeah, it's like putting a
13:32
getting aftermarket manifold. It's kind of cool, you know?
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Now it's like, Oh yeah, no, you can still do it, You just gotta
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buy a cylinder head. I mean also to fill people in
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for those of you who don't know the, the kind of the target
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market that 797 is, is what it's like dodges and microphone.
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That's fine. Did.
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You guys hear? That no, we didn't hear until
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you told. That right?
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That's it, dude. I can sell it all the way
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through the mic. Dude, I wish we would.
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Dude, if we had a fucking nice pizza right in the middle of
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that table right now. Oh my.
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Fucking look, he's looking around.
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He's hungry, bro. Big boy got to eat, yo.
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You got, I got wafers. You're not having big dude.
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What the hell is I'm just I'm yeah, big personality.
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Yeah, thanks, but no. What are?
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You doing after this? No.
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Anyway, going to Rockefeller the target market as well, like
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dodges and stuff. Like that started off like just
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like charger Challenger stuff and like the 5764 kind of
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forgotten about people. Everyone's focus on Hellcat
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market. So yeah, be focused on that.
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And then right now, real, real big with the RHO and the TRX.
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Yeah, what about the new Hellcat?
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Wait, charger? OK.
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Is it a charger? Oh no, dude, dude, I mean, that
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thing's got the same engine in that and I think it's it'll
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probably be like the American B 58.
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Malcolm, there's a family in here.
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Get rid of it. I don't know, but you figure it
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out, I'll fucking kill some man. This fucking not.
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A problem wait every part problem he sees.
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It. He sees it.
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He sees it. What's he?
14:50
Doing Is he a cat? We just killed the podcast.
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Hello, Hello. Oh, I hear, I hear, Nick.
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I can't hear me. Oh, did.
15:05
You kill it, it's the best podcast.
15:07
I don't know, I just slapped the mixer and I muted everything.
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I feel like you must have. Killed it.
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I think you killed it dude. It was.
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It was on it. I don't know where it went.
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Well, that was a dumb idea for that thing to go over.
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There. Well, good job, Malcolm.
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What a what a dumb. Told him to take care of it.
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I took care. Yeah, that was so quick.
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Get this guy a fucking race. Yeah, yeah, I agree.
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Yeah, if there's anything you've done in the last six months that
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was impressive, it was that. Not not the millions of volume
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that Malcolm handles or anything like.
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That Nah, Malcolm, it was that. No, that's pretty smart though
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to have like. Non to his list.
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Non Hellcat, I'm just going to call them Chargers and
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Challengers because that's what I really know you.
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Can we can get we can do chassis codes not what we want that.
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Is there? Yeah.
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What is it? What is it?
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Well, there's like LXLCLD. Sounds like trim models.
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Yeah, no. Is it they're?
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Not letters. On C codes I don't even and then
16:02
like the rant. Gets into a conversation.
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Wait, but what was the new one that they just released?
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Was that a charger? Yeah, I'm talking like 2.
16:08
Days ago or something, yeah. The EV thing.
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Well. The EV thing, they're like,
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they're like, that just didn't work.
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Yeah, no one wanted them, so they just said OK, we're.
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Done. You know where I've seen so
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many, though, ironically enough, in Pennsylvania, bro, really.
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There's so many. They're big.
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It is like the biggest front end that swoops down a little bit
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too much. Yeah.
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And I'm like, dude, like that feels like the tip of a, like a
16:32
tip of a vacuum cleaner, kind of like.
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I don't really get that. Like, you know, like the.
16:37
Shark, can you bring up the new charger?
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Shark vac Yeah, bring up the the six cylinder 1 though it's
16:41
cooler. 6 cylinder versus the V8.
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No versus the the EV thing EV what I don't.
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Even want the. Hood's like a lot tougher
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looking. So you guys are talking about
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the new new one or are you talking about a different?
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One new one. The new one, well, like they
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released that chassis last year. This chassis, yeah, so like that
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OK the. 6 cylinder 1 has like this bulge in the hood and then
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the EV swoops down this picture. Sick, that black one.
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So Nick, before we get in, I mean we're going to talk about
17:05
this here right now, but just to give people some back story, you
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actually the reason we met was because we were both on Zilvia
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and we're both type X180 people. Yeah.
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So were you always into these cars too?
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Or no. No, not at all.
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So you just got into them? Yeah, I, I started working at
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Dodge in like 2017 and I was like, damn, I want one of these
17:25
cars. OK.
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Then I bought a 57 car and I was like, this kind of sucks.
17:30
Yeah. So I supercharge it and then it
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I had some issues and it was fun.
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Then I got a sky packed. Then I got a hellcat.
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It's like a crazy drastic change.
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No way. So you've you've owned a Hellcat
17:41
look. At this 6 pack dude it's crazy.
17:43
There's a lot of people that have had S thirteens that have
17:45
chargers now. The fact that they call that the
17:48
six pack is like they know their market, right?
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The what? No way.
17:53
Yeah, 6 pack, but like if you compare that with like this old
17:56
challenge. What it's called?
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Yeah, or like an old charger. Yeah, it's a lot more similar
18:01
because people are like, oh, how did we end up here?
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But like, I think they're trying to like get the old people.
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Yeah, how did we end up here? It looks exactly the fucking
18:07
same, except a little bit more modern.
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No, the the hips. Malcolm, if you find something
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where you could show the back a little bit, let's see the.
18:13
Butt type in hips. OK, there we go.
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Yeah, definitely do that. But.
18:18
Oh, that was I see. What you're saying like it's
18:20
definitely looks older dude. The back is so bad though and
18:23
it's. A hatchback.
18:24
It's that's probably the dumbest thing I've ever heard but like
18:27
or seen. But if you look at an old
18:29
charger, how? Is that That's a render, but
18:30
that's sick. It has that flat like and shelf
18:33
thing going that. Angle's sick.
18:35
On the side. The front.
18:37
Yeah, the front doesn't look that bad.
18:39
They're 5 by 127 like a SUV which is weird.
18:43
I'm trying to like dig into stuff early.
18:45
Yeah. I don't if you keep that picture
18:49
up right there, Malcolm, right. Can you open up another tab and
18:52
type in handheld shark VAC for a what?
18:58
Shark vacuum handheld. This is a shit show.
19:02
Shark. Wait, backspace real quick all
19:04
the way. No, no, that not, don't, don't,
19:06
don't stop that handheld. All right, now go to the images.
19:11
I want to see if he can. Actually make that the front of
19:15
that right there. I see you're saying is is that.
19:18
The Dive. The dive of that is put the.
19:21
Orange one on left mouth right there, yeah.
19:23
There it is again. That looks exactly.
19:26
Like that? Look at an Ant eater.
19:28
Bring up an anteater eater that means.
19:31
My bad dude. Yeah, look at this guy.
19:35
He knows his animals. He does he.
19:36
Definitely raised worth. Yeah, definitely.
19:39
Bring that one giving birth. This guys quick.
19:42
Like that? I don't know man.
19:44
Thinking about you. Maybe like the more I see it,
19:47
but. I feel like every single photo
19:49
you guys just showed me of this fucking charger whatever, it
19:52
looked different than the other one.
19:53
Oh, then like every. Photo Well there's a 4 door one
19:55
right there that's kind of cool. I fucked that.
19:57
You know what I just realized too?
19:58
I thought it was a challenger the whole time.
20:00
OK, so now that. You're doing the same thing.
20:01
Now that I know it's a charger, now I'm not that mad because it
20:05
kind of looks like a challenger. What makes you less mad about
20:08
that? Yeah, well, I mean, if you go
20:10
all the way back though, it's like a charger, yeah.
20:11
That's what I'm OK. That's what I was trying to
20:13
bring up with the rear photo. If you look at the rear photo,
20:15
it's square. You know what I'm?
20:17
Saying yeah go over here and and Google on the aardvark one PORN.
20:26
You badge crazy. You got him.
20:30
We were about to. Check his history.
20:32
We were about to get. On.
20:34
This computer in front of the. Imagine Eddie.
20:39
Just got a show. Imagine Eddie shit just got
20:41
fucking aired out. My dad was like checking a part
20:45
number and something. He's like, oh, what's that part
20:46
number? So I'm like reading it off to
20:48
him. Like I read on the real part
20:49
number and that was like PORN. And I just kept spelling shit.
20:53
And he's like writing it down. He's like, wait.
20:56
Oh, you got us too. Yeah.
20:57
So show me, show me more of this thing.
21:00
Let me see this. The orange, the orange one right
21:02
there on the bottom. Yes, that's that's.
21:03
Where you can see the square. See, that doesn't look like that
21:06
now. I was.
21:07
Just like who the fucks that? Now you just realized there's a
21:10
stone. That's funny.
21:12
Hey, how come you haven't said anything?
21:13
Yeah. Man, what's his?
21:15
Deal. No, I think we're going to
21:16
change that to Ariana Grande because she's got the Frankie
21:19
hat now, OK. So.
21:21
Sick ass hat. I wear that on my striptease
21:23
routine. Yeah.
21:25
And she kind of. Drop a link.
21:27
She's the same weight too. Only fans detected.
21:30
Only fans. Dude make you reject it.
21:32
This rear shot, it kind of looks good.
21:35
I don't hate that. Yeah, but then you just open
21:37
your big old hatch. Yeah, the Hatch is kind of
21:39
weird. The.
21:39
Front angle. Yeah dude, they they nailed it
21:42
with this fucking photo shoot. Have you guys seen that angle
21:44
kit for the chargers? Oh no dude no.
21:47
It's a good commie. So like it's.
21:49
Actually 797 performance. Just.
21:52
A797 performance no this company AAD just came out with an angle
21:57
kit and like I will say is this live no OK cool so the guy that
22:02
they. But we're not editing this shit.
22:03
That's fine. The guy that he chose like
22:04
represent the angle kit like I I give him some credit like he's 6
22:09
speed swapped a charger hellcat and then he like drifts, but he
22:13
doesn't. It doesn't have a handbrake so I
22:15
feel like he can't like. Really.
22:17
Get them. Yeah, like, so he's kind of just
22:19
like going wild and out. They got some pictures on there
22:23
somewhere. Holy fucking 30.
22:25
Fucking $400. And it's kind of so like, they
22:29
make killer shit, but it's also like how?
22:33
You bugging out. I feel like you could have did a
22:35
whole knuckle for less than that.
22:36
But they're a good company and they make cool shit.
22:39
I sell their shit but go back to that that looks.
22:42
Back to the photo. The one, the install photo, the
22:45
second one, you're going to, you're going to front upper
22:47
control arm, you're getting a lower control arm.
22:50
You're getting, I guess a knuckle.
22:52
No, you're not. Gonna no.
22:53
It's like. A little a duster.
22:54
Yeah, it flips the caliper to a different position, like yeah,
22:57
from the opposite side, and I think it drops the tie rod.
22:59
Point look man, at the end of the day no one else is making
23:01
this shit. So yeah, that's.
23:02
The corner of the market like. And it looks.
23:05
Like a quality. Yeah, it looks like a quality
23:08
piece, like it looks like a good.
23:09
No, it looks. Good.
23:10
Yeah, and all their shit uses like shims instead of adjusters
23:13
like rods. So the alignment's just locked
23:15
in which. Yeah, I mean, I'm looking at the
23:18
upper arm right now. I don't know if that's going to
23:20
be like easily adjustable, but I feel like most American car,
23:25
anytime we get a Mustang in here or something, it's like, yeah,
23:28
just loosen the rear subframe and shimmy the rear end.
23:30
We're like, what the fuck is this?
23:31
What year are we in right now? So really it's got to be better
23:34
than whatever the factory. If you guys would take you guys
23:37
would do this, I definitely recommend I sell a lot of like
23:39
their rear kits yeah and it's like like I said, it's a Shim,
23:42
so it basically gives you like a little chart and it's like.
23:45
Use this Shim for this. Yeah, yeah, but I don't know
23:47
what is with American cars and doing shit like that.
23:50
Like I said, just have an adjustable arm.
23:51
Yeah, but dude, adjustable arm, you hit a couple potholes and.
23:54
It could. I didn't could.
23:55
Tighten it all the way. Yeah, but the Shim you put the
23:58
shims in and if you hit a curb out to take over the other night
24:01
too hard, it might not get the numbers you want anyway.
24:04
Dude, it like locks it in like the there's a machine car but.
24:07
I'm saying like any imperfections on the vehicle,
24:09
you know what I mean? But yeah, if you have a perfect
24:11
fucking car, yeah, this is this is going to be the best bet.
24:14
I like the whole notion for this product but man, I think it's
24:20
just 'cause I'm poor. But like $3400 how?
24:24
Much is the car? How much is this car?
24:25
That's why like to to scale it. That's what I was about to kind
24:28
of get to is like. I wonder if you bought a
24:31
charger? I guess they sold so far I
24:32
guess. That'd be a good set to know,
24:34
but if you bought a charger you can kind of assume that you
24:38
could afford to do something like this if you wanted.
24:40
To they probably sold a lot of these because of takeovers.
24:43
Side note, if you hit the second photo on the 2nd row, Malcolm,
24:48
that body style hard as fuck. Look at this photo right here.
24:50
I like that. Yeah, fuck with this body style.
24:53
Nick, you gotta. You gotta.
24:54
I would. Love to do a drift car?
24:55
You gotta forgive me, I don't know shit about this car.
24:57
This is a. Charger, right, Charger.
24:58
Yeah. And like, what's cool about the
25:00
rear? The factory, like right after
25:02
the hard line has like a threaded port that's blocked
25:05
off. So I feel like you could easily
25:06
just tie in a fucking oh wow hydro back.
25:09
There. What the fuck?
25:10
Yeah. Like why would they put that
25:12
there? I don't know, I.
25:13
Mean is anyone professionally drifting these cars yet?
25:17
No, why not? I don't know.
25:20
I mean, what the fuck is that I've seen.
25:23
Anyways, there's a guy. There's a guy.
25:25
I honestly forget what. I mean this guy.
25:27
Hello. I'm Jensen.
25:28
I that's his name. I don't know, he like was like
25:32
street drifting and stuff. But no one's like an FD with a
25:36
chart like how is Dodge not on that?
25:38
Shit and I feel like he went backwards by swapping it to a 6
25:41
speed because he could have did that like that ADF finish.
25:44
Yeah, dude, that would have been way cooler.
25:45
I take back everything I said about them knowing their market
25:47
because if they just like if they just back someone in
25:51
Formula Drift, dude, that would be it.
25:54
I mean it. Looks so cool.
25:56
Yeah. That does look fucking awesome.
25:59
Like that body style, man. That's the one that I like.
26:02
And there's a guy in California or wherever it is on the West
26:05
Coast, I think, because that wouldn't happen here.
26:07
But it had T ES on it. I think it was somebody on the
26:10
West Coast T ES on it. It was like that blue, whatever,
26:14
Daytona blue, Yeah, Yeah. And it was bronze T ES and it
26:17
was so fucking good, dude. Yeah.
26:21
Yeah, I, I don't know, I'm kind of confused on Dodge for for not
26:24
doing that. It's kind of because Ford is all
26:27
on that. Obviously this guy's gotten
26:29
brand new S6 50s and drifting on like cage and everything.
26:32
I love the new. I mean, not maybe not the newest
26:34
Ford, but the one right before that that I love.
26:36
Them S 550, yeah. I think that Mustang looks so
26:39
good. They're hard.
26:40
I don't. I might be dumb but they're hard
26:42
to drift stock. I never drifted one, but I'm
26:45
just talking about the way they look.
26:46
I'm like this looks OK, you know, like I'm OK with how this.
26:49
Looks what was that one that we that was here recently that.
26:51
That was a new new the. Crazy.
26:53
It had this crazy paint job on it one too.
26:56
It had a handbrake and when I pulled it up it felt super duper
27:00
smooth like. It's an electronic.
27:02
Video game smooth, yeah, but the caliper is literally just wired
27:05
in. Yeah, that's like a dual rear
27:07
caliper. So weird.
27:08
And they still have a handbrake, which is.
27:10
Kind of cool, that's why it's literally video game.
27:12
But see, I bet they wouldn't have done that if it wasn't for
27:15
how involved they are in drifting.
27:16
No, definitely not. They probably wouldn't have.
27:18
Done. They have a Don't they have a
27:19
word for it? They don't call it a handbrake.
27:20
It's like a drift break. Great.
27:22
It's literally called a drift. Man, didn't they call it that?
27:25
Yes. Yeah.
27:25
Malcolm trying to look at a Ford did what they.
27:27
Can do over there, yeah. Yeah, what's up, man?
27:29
You're just getting excited. You should be Googling this.
27:33
Is crazy Malcolm is hanging out in drains.
27:35
The last, the last podcast we did, we did something like
27:38
thing, dude, you'd be a. Good.
27:39
Wait, the marketplace. Yeah, I watched it.
27:40
You would be. Fire.
27:41
I was like the SHO comment. Yeah, you're in.
27:45
Yeah, I was. I was hooking my trailer up and
27:47
I had you guys sitting on my bumper and then you guys turned
27:49
the live off. I was like, what the fuck?
27:52
Did we really? Yeah, oops.
27:53
I like how you ate the wafer so far away from the microphone.
27:55
Yeah, I try not to tell him what I'm eating.
27:58
No, but that 1 was such a Malcolm intensive episode.
28:00
I felt so bad Malcolm so thank you.
28:02
Please Google away the. CRV that was like wrecked.
28:05
That was good, but none of those when you come.
28:08
To get your painted shit. We should do that one.
28:11
Yeah. OK.
28:12
Damn. I just got invited back again.
28:14
Yeah. Because we got to do, we got to
28:16
do it again. That shit was fun.
28:18
So what drift mode in the S 650 Dark horse?
28:24
It's got a drift handle guys. It's called a Handbrake
28:27
electronic. Drift.
28:29
Brake Yeah, yeah, I mean, OK, so they 100% added that because of
28:33
drifting. So.
28:34
But that's what I mean. Like if Dodge backed some
28:37
driver, yeah. And they started.
28:40
Getting into this shit. Like and they're like starting
28:41
to pump more. Didn't they pull shit out now?
28:43
They had another driver went let's e-mail.
28:46
That hey. Oh yeah, start typing.
28:48
It you want to stop. Yeah.
28:49
Yeah, with a Viper. A Viper.
28:51
But did they? Did they back him though?
28:52
So that car resurfaced the Charger.
28:55
Oh really? Yeah, and some kid who?
28:58
Wait, the Viper? Or no, the charger, there was a
29:00
charger. There was a charger.
29:01
Yeah, it had a six one in it and I forget his username on
29:05
Instagram, but he the car was sitting in a container for a
29:10
really long time. Apparently he bought it and he's
29:12
been trying to like bring it back to life and he does like he
29:15
does like take over things. Oh yeah, with like beat up cop
29:19
car chargers. Why are you saying that like
29:20
you're not? Proud of that.
29:24
No comment. Yeah, so.
29:27
Because you're in the Philly area and you sell Dodge parts,
29:30
so. What are you trying to insinuate
29:33
here? That he's chopping him up?
29:33
I don't. Know, I feel like I feel like a
29:35
lot of guy, I feel like a lot of his local customers might be
29:39
involved in some. No, I mean, what's the striker
29:42
situation over there as you see a lot?
29:44
Striker. Head on over to Facebook
29:46
Marketplace. There's a lot.
29:47
Wait, what is a? Striker, A striker, dude, I did
29:49
not know what a striker was. I mean for a longest time it
29:52
says if you know you know and you get a you can get a scat
29:58
pack or a hellcat for like 5 grand.
30:00
Yeah, 2 Grand 5. Grand and So what they do is
30:02
they steal them from like. I was gonna say now I.
30:04
Out of state like, you know, a couple states over then they
30:07
break and they like they like trade stolen cars.
30:09
So it's not like a hot car in that state.
30:11
And then they can I go to jail for talking about.
30:13
This No, because you're not involved.
30:14
We we don't do it. Neither do you.
30:16
Yeah, I just like. We just know about.
30:17
It Yeah, I watch. It on TV.
30:19
One time I was I was hyped before it was like a thing.
30:21
I was like, damn, there's a scat pack for 4500 bucks and yeah,
30:26
I'm like, yeah, I'm like hell yeah, I'm either going to get a
30:28
shot or No title. Yeah.
30:30
And it's like, yeah, good for parts.
30:32
And I'm like, OK. Yeah.
30:35
So pretty much they're just, it's like stolen dirt bikes at
30:37
this point. Yeah.
30:38
And then I mean some people even just like take a loan out on
30:40
them and just put them on marketplace for 4500 bucks.
30:43
Like, you know, I guess I don't care about like credit.
30:45
So yes. What the fuck?
30:47
I just watched the Big Short again last night.
30:49
Great movie but that is some like crazy shit that is going to
30:53
cause. And then?
30:55
Like really, that's just going. To fuck their lives up.
30:58
Fuck. So like what most people do is
31:00
they'll buy like a stolen. I mean I see them all the time.
31:03
There's three hundreds that come in Chrysler 300, Chrysler 3
31:06
hundreds And a car typically it would be like a black 300 that
31:10
was like a retired limo or taxi, OK you know, chassis's got 300K
31:14
on it, V6 car. So you buy that for like 3 grand
31:17
and then you buy a striker and you swap everything over and
31:21
then now you have a striker. Yeah.
31:23
So now. And now you have a really cool
31:26
running and driving car and then they drift them and drift them
31:30
in parking lots and. That's why I looked right up and
31:33
do Donuts. Dude.
31:34
And for the most part, it's like 18 year old, like kids coming in
31:37
with them and like, they're like, yeah, my mom let me buy
31:40
this and I'm like, what? But how do they register it?
31:43
How's the title? Well, because they have a clean
31:44
title 300. So they just register it as a
31:46
300? Yeah.
31:47
And they just swap their parts over and they put the plate.
31:50
On well basically they're just, you know, like we would do Sr.
31:52
swaps back. Today.
31:53
Oh, I know what you're talking. About yeah, they're just, yeah,
31:55
I mean, they're just taking, here's my parts car, I'm moving
31:57
everything over and now I have a 300 SRT, which they made forever
32:01
in Australia, which is sick, but Jesus.
32:04
You know what they all, you know what else they got overseas that
32:05
I wish we got here? Was that Barra shit?
32:08
Yeah, that. Who Barracuda one do?
32:10
You even know what that is. Do you know what that?
32:12
Is no. There's a, There's a.
32:13
Too much. It's called a.
32:15
It's called like a Barra. I forget if there's a number
32:18
after it. But it's just.
32:19
I just know. What I said, yeah, I was friends
32:21
with a guy that was like obsessed with a Barra swap, but
32:23
he had like $3 all the time, Barra swap, and he always talked
32:26
about it. And I was like.
32:27
You're not going to do? Oh, I think I have heard of this
32:29
shit. It's like a Cosworth shit, I
32:31
don't know what it is. 4 liter is this, this is a oh, it came
32:41
out of a barrel. That's what it was 4. .0 so
32:44
that's not the name of the motor.
32:45
I thought it was the name of the motor.
32:48
I also that's actually a vehicle somewhere in Australia I guess.
32:51
That looks like a Ford Fusion or am I being ignorant like that
32:54
was like a Ford Fusion it. Used in the Ford Falcon and Ford
32:57
Territory vehicles. I've seen some guys swap parts
33:01
over from one of those cars. 4 litre inline, 6 boosted.
33:06
So do you only sell parts for dodge vehicles or you sell
33:09
stuff? No so like we just started
33:11
dabbling in Nissan 240 SXS 350 Dow jar.
33:19
All right, this conversation is. The first thing we need?
33:24
You'll be shutting down this whole operation, yeah.
33:26
We're done, get out. Damn, so a major focus is modern
33:30
Mopar. Just kind of generonical.
33:32
We do some LS stuff. So Kevin, my business partner
33:37
just started doing a his Nissan Patrol and he swapped an RB into
33:42
it. And then I guess he got tired of
33:44
that. So now he's doing an LS and the
33:46
original plan was just turbo LS and then ICT Bill, it just came
33:51
out with it. Those hellcap blower adapters.
33:53
OK, so now he's got a hellcap blower on A6 litre.
33:57
You were telling me earlier the original plan was they were
33:59
going to do Dodge and Skylines or whatever, Chargers and
34:03
Skylines, and then they started selling parts and they're like
34:06
this Dodge shit is going crazy. Fuck the Skylines.
34:08
Yeah, basically we still have some like skyline stuff on the
34:11
website. It's not like every so often
34:13
we'll sell like a radium part or you know, something like a.
34:16
Great brand. That's crazy though.
34:18
The dodge thing is just. Yeah.
34:20
Like, I guess there's a lot of, we do a little bit of Mustang
34:22
stuff. Yeah.
34:23
Yeah. We got like 2 sales guys that
34:25
focus on. I just burped.
34:28
That's fine, yeah. Caught that?
34:29
That's the second. Time.
34:30
Yeah. Dude, this is monsters dude.
34:32
I'm, I'm holding you to that one.
34:34
I'm putting that down right now. 210 how many more burps do I
34:37
get? 3 So we have like 2 sales guys
34:40
that do like Mustang stuff and then one guy does like Explorer
34:43
St. Kind of trying to like, you
34:45
know, those markets are like really saturated though.
34:48
So what do they do all day? These guys, they work full time
34:51
jobs and just sell parts on the side.
34:52
OK. I would like to do full time
34:55
stuff. I just I don't know.
34:56
Yeah, so. So are they are they doing like
34:58
direct sales or are they? Yeah, they talk like directly to
35:00
customers and Facebook stuff. Yeah, talk to pages and stuff
35:04
like that. That's probably that's.
35:06
Key and that helps a lot and then, you know, once you sell
35:09
sell a part of this guy, he's going to shout you out and then
35:11
it just keeps on going. That used to be what I did, but
35:14
now I kind of like, I bet if I was in the pages, like stalk and
35:17
we'd probably do it even better. But, like, there's so much going
35:21
on throughout the day that it's just hard to like, yeah, you
35:24
know, monitor these pages. Yeah.
35:25
And then? What kind of stalk are we
35:26
talking? Like I feel like if I work for
35:28
Frankie, right? Uh huh.
35:30
This is so. You'd be good at this shit,
35:31
Carl. Yeah, right here.
35:32
I would go to Facebook, go to your two 240SX tri-state era, do
35:37
240SX this S13, and then put ISO, search ISO in the group and
35:44
just fucking find everything that we sell and go.
35:46
We have it. We have it.
35:47
We have it. We have.
35:48
It yeah. Did you get link drop just?
35:50
Yeah, but you could. Just go to these groups and just
35:53
be like, oh, we're doing we, we just got a bunch of this stuff
35:55
in stock. Some, sometimes, sometimes
35:57
there's you got to, you got to respect the rules of the group.
35:59
Sometimes it says straight up no sales, no sales, no.
36:03
That means you. That means no like deal.
36:06
Would you technically be a dealer?
36:07
Is this a dealer? OK, here's how you get around
36:09
that. You message the fucking leader
36:11
of the group and you go, yo, I'm going to do this.
36:12
And then they say, all right, cool.
36:14
You send them like a something that's like $20 and he's like, I
36:17
love you guys. Yeah, just give them a.
36:19
Shirt or what? So like what I noticed, like a
36:21
lot of the Mustang pages, they're owned by like really
36:24
dominant like. Like retail companies?
36:28
Yeah. Like like big Mustang shops.
36:30
OK, so like when we did, when the RHO was first announced, we
36:33
opened up like 3 Facebook groups just to see which one was going
36:36
to stick, you know, you know, 1 stuff.
36:38
Holy shit you're playing chess in this shit.
36:40
Dude, yeah, and you got to buy domain names and shit like that,
36:43
like. Dude, you're literally playing
36:45
chess. No, like you got, I'll say like
36:47
my business partner's good with that stuff.
36:49
Like he'll be like corny, like stuff that like maybe an old man
36:52
might type like rhoupgrades.com. Boom, it goes to our website.
36:56
Like damn, there's all kinds like just generic stuff,
37:00
hellcatparts.com or hellcatupgrades.com.
37:02
Dude, we got a phone. So many, dude.
37:04
We got a phone call today, some guy in Georgia like.
37:07
Hey I got a. What did he have, Malcolm?
37:10
He had a turbo thing. He had some.
37:13
He's like, I got a Monte Carlo. I'm trying to terrible figure.
37:16
I'll give you guys a call. You could tell me if I'm going
37:18
to blow this thing up. I'm like, how the fuck did you
37:20
get this number? Who answered your phones?
37:23
I we do, but it was a voicemail. They got it and I listened to it
37:26
and I was like, how the fuck did this guy like?
37:28
Did you call? Did you call him back?
37:30
Hell no. OK, Yeah.
37:31
So sometimes you got to just like, be like.
37:34
No, because I'll be on the phone for 5 minutes explaining to him
37:37
that I have no idea what the fuck that car.
37:38
Does we'll get like a call him like you have a carburetor jet.
37:41
For got that call today too. Yeah, I'm like, buddy, yeah, I
37:45
don't even know what that looks like.
37:46
He's like, you know, I had a fucking tune a car.
37:48
I'm like. A screwdriver and a beer.
37:50
Yeah, I'm like, we don't do that here, man.
37:52
I don't know. I mean, but.
37:54
I'm trying to think like how that could possibly have had
37:56
happened. Well, there's one way that I
37:58
know for sure. This guy just somehow stumbled
38:00
on YouTube, doesn't even know how to work the computer, but he
38:03
somehow stumbled on it and saw one of our videos.
38:04
And then he goes, oh, this one's got a phone number like that
38:08
could happen. I mean, it ain't that hard to
38:10
get the faction phone number. It's right on the website.
38:13
That's why we had to stop doing these live.
38:15
Yeah, but I mean. Why did people call in?
38:19
Yeah, they would. Yeah, if we, if anyone, if they
38:21
heard the phone ring and then they'd start.
38:23
Calling. I feel like we haven't.
38:25
We said we wanted to do that at 1:00.
38:26
Point and then. We we never did it and I feel
38:28
like we should totally do it like we would have a.
38:31
You'd have to screen it and then.
38:34
We'd have 3. People in here, we could just
38:36
yell like. Yeah.
38:37
I would give them that one that would be theirs.
38:39
Like we would put the phone right there.
38:41
We'd put the phone right here. Yeah, that would be you.
38:44
This could be you. Let us know if from maybe onto
38:47
something there. Yeah, I mean, just like a just
38:50
like a talk show, huh? Sorry.
38:53
I mean, that's kind of what we had.
38:54
Don't you think this is kind of like a talk show?
38:56
It's kind of cool though. I was nervous but now I'm like.
38:58
It's a joke bro. Imagine if we had more dude.
39:00
Dude, imagine if we didn't have two beers only dude I.
39:02
Sometimes no, because we had to. There was one person who made a
39:05
comment about that. And I was like, you know what?
39:07
Maybe I shouldn't be fucking drunk.
39:08
And then I remember, and then I remember, and then I remember.
39:11
This is my fucking podcast. I can fucking be drunk here if I
39:13
want. Go watch a different one.
39:15
Who meant to comment? I don't know, but somebody was
39:17
like, you're dude, Carl gets so loud when he's drunk.
39:19
Yeah, I do you. Don't loud when he's not drunk,
39:22
Yes. Agreed.
39:23
You don't. I don't like it, but it gets.
39:25
Louder. But I also like, I don't know,
39:27
sometimes what people don't understand, Sometimes the
39:30
conversations if you, especially for those who don't drink, which
39:32
there's a lot of people out there who don't drink.
39:35
But like, let's say if you have a conversation with somebody
39:37
over a beer, there's just something like cathartic about
39:41
that shit. You like lock eyes?
39:42
Yeah. And then you kiss.
39:43
Yeah. And then it's like fucking.
39:44
Spit swap a make out match. Yeah, you just mix the Coors and
39:47
the Budweiser. And he's like, whoa.
39:48
Before you know it, you got aids and.
39:50
That's what. Yeah, that's.
39:51
How it sounded, you know, like fucking Coors and and Budweiser
39:54
mixed. That's that's how it spreads.
39:56
Yeah. Well, yeah, no, I don't.
39:58
Anyway, how did we get to that? Because because we were talking
40:00
about how if we had a lot of beers, bro.
40:02
Sometimes couple of beers. You would it would like the we'd
40:06
start the podcast up here 3 beers later.
40:09
For some reason we're down here. I have to.
40:11
Say though, like I never really Malcolm, do you remember any
40:14
like really bad ones where everyone was where they were
40:17
drunk? No, not really.
40:18
Yeah, the Faction 1/2. Tell oh what do.
40:21
You mean the faction 1? Is this faction?
40:23
The like first one where? We had like everybody in
40:26
faction. We had like a.
40:27
What? Why don't you guys tell me what
40:30
is faction? What is it?
40:31
No, it's a cult. It's a cult.
40:33
He's like, where are we so. Yeah.
40:35
But we had, like Scott, we had, we didn't have Justin.
40:37
I'm sure dude, you guys now it's a drift club.
40:39
We had Scott, we had Jesse, we had Wags, we had all the people
40:42
that were just hanging around like fucking doing whatever.
40:45
And we just like did a back story for Carl.
40:48
But was it? It's a drift club.
40:50
It started off as a drift club. Yeah, you're right.
40:52
Scott was fucking drunk. Everyone was drunk dude.
40:56
They brought in like a 30 rack. It's because Scott was there.
40:58
That's why it was. Yeah, I had to drive Scott home
41:01
that night. He just showed up here with a
41:03
skateboard. Yeah.
41:05
He just shows up. He's from fucking North
41:07
Carolina. Carolina bro shows up with just
41:09
the skateboard. What the?
41:10
Fuck dude Scott when we would. Do you open the North Carolina?
41:13
He just shows up like he. Was like, could you bring me
41:15
here? I was like, yeah, sure.
41:17
He'll just show up like, and when he comes, he's always like,
41:19
it's usually like you're opening the door and then you just hear
41:21
the beer. By the time it's open, it's just
41:24
Scott standing there with the beer already.
41:26
But this time he had a skateboard.
41:27
I do want to say, like, that's never my intention for the
41:29
listener to be like, goddamn, Carl's about to get belligerent
41:32
as fuck. He's about to get belligerent.
41:36
Yeah. It's just this is our time to
41:38
hang out. It's it's we're all enjoying
41:39
ourselves, just like. I don't know dude, it was. 1.
41:42
Person that guy doesn't. Matter.
41:43
I'm not going to, usually. I don't like going places after
41:45
work, I just like to. Go home.
41:47
Yeah. You drove all the way up here?
41:48
Yeah. Yeah, I got to drive all the way
41:50
back. Oh, don't think about that.
41:51
Don't think about it yet because.
41:52
I don't think about that yet because I do that.
41:54
Sometimes my drive's like an hour, but like once you start
41:57
thinking about like, fuck, I got to go home, I noticed I'll start
42:00
having a worse time. You know what I mean?
42:02
All you're thinking about is like nightmare, nightmare,
42:05
nightmare. I got to drive.
42:05
I got to drive. I got to stop gas.
42:06
I got to do this tomorrow. Now you're thinking about
42:08
tomorrow already or sounds like a.
42:11
Anxiety problem or something? Yeah, I got.
42:12
I just got a key. Oh, you got one we're not doing.
42:15
That no, Yeah, let's talk about. It Wait, what?
42:17
No, I just said I got anxiety. Anxiety.
42:19
Yeah. Is that a?
42:20
That's what. You want to talk?
42:21
About No, let's not, dude. Yeah, freak it.
42:24
Out. What I really want to talk about
42:25
is how you started this business five years ago.
42:28
You quit your job. Would you say you're living the
42:31
dream right now? Are you where you want to be?
42:37
You know you always want more, yeah?
42:40
But then I got. But we're, you know, we're me
42:42
and Kev, we're just like, you know, taking it little by little
42:44
and. Yeah, but as someone who I
42:47
basically, we basically watch each other fucking grow up at
42:50
this point, so. Yeah, I mean, this is fucking
42:52
cool. Dude, I'm thinking the same
42:53
thing about you. Like I'm like, that's fucking
42:55
awesome because I dude, I let me explain something I knew Nick.
43:01
I don't know where we met. Maybe it was either at club
43:03
loose or it was through Zilvia, but I knew we had a type X240,
43:07
whatever, you know, like we were all into.
43:09
Which was red thick ass. Type X is on the screen right
43:11
now. Dude, you.
43:12
You can find his old it's. Red.
43:14
Oh wait, which one? Cuz I I did the recipe a couple
43:17
of times, dude, yeah, I needed Rezax and I needed.
43:20
It was the Rezax one that I liked.
43:21
So both of them had Rezax on them dude.
43:24
But red, it was the most recent one.
43:25
They were both red. Monthly 180 post.
43:28
That's probably why I liked those wheels so much and I
43:30
didn't even know. That dude and 17 like 17 by 8
43:33
like close to 0 offset in the front and then like 17 by 9 See
43:37
something? But it was a good recipe but
43:40
this. Was the thing he was building
43:42
these cars in Philly out of a fucking storage unit?
43:46
Yeah. That's what you got to do down
43:48
there. Bro dude, my mom was the manager
43:50
at a self storage place and so we kind of got away with a lot
43:55
more. Like I see people doing it
43:56
nowadays, like, yeah, you know, on TikTok and shit, but they
43:59
have. You were building like pretty
44:00
sick fucking cars and like you'd go down there to get parts or
44:02
something like trade, whatever, whatever you do back then.
44:05
That's how I got around was buy, sell and trade parts.
44:08
Yes, that's all. We did it.
44:08
Was a different life for that. It really was.
44:10
It was awesome. I feel bad for people nowadays,
44:12
like not to get to experience. That sucks.
44:15
I think Jimmy Oaks was talking about that.
44:16
Like people nowadays don't get to experience like how we would
44:20
like buy, sell and trade and like.
44:22
Dude, so I. Mean but but do they not because
44:24
I feel like people still buy shit and.
44:25
Sell shit. I feel like everyone just thinks
44:26
they're like a flipper now. Like it wasn't like a flip thing
44:30
back then. It was just like, no, I have
44:32
this stuff, I'm selling it. And it was on Craigslist.
44:34
You. Might make your.
44:35
Money back? I need this money to get gas to
44:38
drive home tomorrow. Yeah, like it was just part of,
44:41
like it was just part of you being able to build up your shit
44:46
and then everybody else got to E2.
44:48
Oh, you don't have Instagram, right?
44:50
It's Nick. Marone sucks.
44:52
Nick Marone sucks. There he is.
44:55
You're not private, right? No.
44:56
OK, but like he was saying, he's what?
44:59
What size wheels? 8 by 8. 17 by 8.
45:01
Dude I'm here like me and Justin doing this shit.
45:04
We would have never got an inch wide wheel.
45:06
I would have. Yeah, yeah, you've always done
45:08
that, but it yeah, it's but like me and Justin, we were like 9 to
45:13
10 1/2 like, oh, you need a bigger tire this and that, but
45:16
like you were doing. In my bedroom, dude, it was
45:19
sick. Yeah.
45:19
Dude I did that before in my door.
45:21
You're. Going to find one of these
45:22
depression 180 posts. I think it went too far.
45:25
No, look at those chargers everywhere.
45:27
Oh, you're saying you just want to?
45:28
See, I just posted some, but you can keep going dude.
45:30
Yeah, whatever you want. No, don't go.
45:32
Dude, I have a photo every no don't go every one of my cars.
45:35
I have a photo of it at Harriman by that waterfall.
45:39
Like that Sylvia we just scrolled past.
45:41
Which one? Wait, he.
45:42
Was there was a white one it was like up by.
45:46
The you see a 180, you know you've hit the There it is.
45:49
There's the rabbit, there it is. I remember that.
45:52
Car. There should be a couple in
45:53
there. Bro, the storage units, yeah.
45:55
Whoa dude, that was now that I know that much.
45:57
Every photo that Nick would post, it would look just like
46:00
this dude. And then you'd be like, yo,
46:02
Nick. Olesio used that to advertise
46:04
the square wheels when they first came out.
46:06
Really, that was like one of the original sets of G30 threes.
46:09
I just talked to that. One was hard.
46:11
Oh fucking. Dude, I remember that.
46:14
Rainy wine. Fucking red.
46:15
Nissan Maxima color and you got to do no rear I.
46:18
Remember that one too. But I remember that one though.
46:23
Dude that that one and the red one.
46:25
Those are the two best. I remember that red.
46:28
One no side markers. Little flare dude.
46:31
Yep. It didn't have the lip in it
46:32
yet. I think it just came back from
46:34
being painted. Like this is the shit.
46:35
We received paint. Match mirrors.
46:37
Paint match mirrors, yes. I sold this car for 13 grand
46:40
back then and everyone's like, you're crazy, you're not going
46:43
to get that money. And then someone bought it for
46:45
13 grand. It had no, the headliner wasn't
46:47
finished yet. Like it still needed its
46:49
touches, but. And it had Sr.
46:51
Yeah, this looks like a really nice car, dude.
46:53
So this is when we pretty much met when you were building.
46:56
Up if you have this car now I know this car, I know where it
46:59
is now, but if you have a car like this, give me it in the
47:04
comments. Yeah.
47:05
For 13 grand. Yeah, for 13 grand, yeah,
47:07
please. Yeah.
47:08
I fucking. But you're talking, you were
47:10
talking about Nick, Nick Delasio.
47:12
I was just talking to him. He might grab a body kit, but I
47:15
was like, yo, you have to do the podcast.
47:16
Dude that would be great that comp.
47:19
I drove with Nick Delasio is my first time meeting Nick.
47:21
So I haven't talked to him in a really long time.
47:24
Like I worked for him and then I don't remember what happened.
47:27
I was a dumb young kid. He was talking about burning
47:29
bridges and all that stuff. And I was like, fuck you, I
47:31
don't care. You know what I mean?
47:32
I don't remember what happened. I saw him in Home Depot at one
47:35
point he like dipped me and I was like, oh man, I guess he
47:38
don't like me. And so then I saw him with the
47:41
comp and we were right next to each other and it seemed like he
47:44
was being hesitant to like pull up next to me to drive with me.
47:47
And I just got out of the car and I walked up and was like,
47:49
go, we can drive together, man. He's like, what's up, man?
47:51
I didn't know it was you. And then like we drove together
47:53
and then we like we talked and it was sick.
47:55
And then it was really cool because like I used to service
47:58
that car like after he would come from events and shit and
48:01
then I got to drive with that car.
48:02
It was like really cool. Like, it sounds corny, but it
48:04
was. It was cool, that is.
48:05
Cool. I just know that car is like one
48:07
of the like the cars that you would just see driving at Club
48:10
Blues. Dude that was one of my.
48:11
Favorite cars? I was like, I've been watching
48:14
his car for a while and. It was.
48:16
That was his pro car, right? Yeah, and he had a, he still had
48:19
the Nasr set up with Itvs and stuff like to the side.
48:23
Yeah, I ever wanted to. Go back, which was sick.
48:25
When I went to his shop to get origin parts back in the day, I
48:28
saw that engine sitting there and I was like damn this thing
48:30
is a fucking ITV. I didn't have real aligners and
48:33
I kind of hate that. The wheel what?
48:35
Wheel well liners. Yeah, but it was such a pain in
48:37
the ass to get those in there and fit with the.
48:39
Yeah, with the. Wait, what?
48:40
That's what you're concerned about?
48:42
Dude, I like to be, I like to be a perfectionist.
48:45
That's fair. I mean it shows.
48:47
I mean, what's his face? Did the same thing.
48:49
Damon, Camry and bronze. Remember.
48:50
Yeah, dude, he. Was a big inspiration.
48:52
Yeah. He for all, for all of us.
48:54
Have you seen his new shit that he's been working on?
48:56
He. He's actually got one in.
48:58
Every detail like I'm like so I. God, I had a 180 for.
49:02
Is it one of these? No it was just red California 18
49:06
car. It was auto and I did a manual
49:09
swap and then I drove it like 3 times and I like realized like I
49:13
don't know if I can swing building.
49:15
I was in an apartment at the time and I was like I don't know
49:17
if I can swing building the car I want to build.
49:19
So I sold it dude for 8 grand, which was so stupid.
49:23
Yeah. Like wait.
49:24
When was? This dude like probably, yeah,
49:27
probably 2017 I sold it, yeah. And it went to New York and I
49:32
think now it's like a sick Type X car, which it, you know, I
49:35
would have wanted that for where's.
49:37
This guy going oh, he's lying to fly out flying get out of.
49:41
Here. Bro you're not built to be in
49:43
the farms dude. Man, definitely not.
49:44
Yeah Jesus 100% every time I go hiking.
49:46
Got to keep the Porsche. Get these all inside.
49:48
Flies out of my face. You like things.
49:50
Y'all love hiking? Hiking's all right.
49:51
I only do it when girls are like, hey, let's go hiking.
49:53
And I'm like, yeah. I could be the girl for you if
49:55
you want. Come on, I got my.
49:56
Boots in the back of my truck. Let's go.
49:58
There you go. Yeah, now we got fucking
50:01
Herriman State Park, Bear Mountains, right up here, like
50:04
right, the New York border. So it's like, it's really good
50:08
spots here, yeah. This guy just said I could be
50:10
the girl for you if you want. Did you catch that?
50:12
Yeah, or not. Fucking.
50:13
Insane. Fucking insane.
50:15
Hey, Carl, What? What are you going to call me?
50:17
What are you going to call me? What?
50:18
Say it. He trying to freak his Frank.
50:24
Bro that's crazy. What did I say the last other
50:29
week? Fuck, I can't remember it.
50:31
Probably some derogatory. It was some really bad shit.
50:34
It was some really bad shit and I just kept saying it like all
50:36
night but now I can't remember it.
50:39
But you. Got chicken and rice Oh my God.
50:41
Anyway, the whole point of me saying all this fucking bullshit
50:44
was to say I'm proud of you man. As a friend, bro, yeah.
50:47
That's good. What if I had a praise king?
50:48
Dude, I'm just wild. I'm just I'm just joking.
50:51
He's I'm. Just saying like it's it's.
50:54
Cool. No.
50:54
Yeah, I appreciate that. Proud of you.
50:55
Dude this is sick. Thank you, man.
50:57
Yeah. There's like a handful of you
50:58
guys were like who was another business owner that you knew for
51:01
a little while where you guys all are checking in with each
51:04
other and I think that's fucking sick.
51:06
The other one I'm thinking of is what's his face super life like?
51:09
Yeah. Like that one.
51:11
I feel the same way but I didn't know him like I've known him so
51:13
for fucking 15. Years like another big thing
51:15
like Kevin, my partner, he sold his, he had a, what was it, R32
51:22
R 33. He sold one of his skylines at
51:24
one point in time so that we could jam up like the market
51:28
with like headers like during COVID.
51:31
So we were the only people that had them and like that like
51:33
boosted us like and like put us on the map.
51:36
I feel like, 'cause it was like, hey, you know, we have these,
51:39
they're this price, you know, so they.
51:42
Sold the car to buy them. To to invest in a company, yeah.
51:44
And then? Damn, that's like playing stocks
51:47
with not stocks. Yeah, and you?
51:49
Like longed the. Header game.
51:50
Yeah, big header game. That's fucking crazy.
51:53
And at the time we were storing stuff in his shed and like my
51:57
house like and just. Just like headers everywhere.
51:59
Yeah, dude, there was headers and midpipes at the time.
52:02
They were actually Catalyst midpipes, but now you can't sell
52:04
that stuff anymore. But.
52:05
Damn. Those are big ass boxes.
52:08
Dude big yeah and. Like, like that, You're not
52:10
storing like T-shirts, you're storing like tons of headers.
52:14
Yeah, and like, so like we would, you know, work our day
52:16
jobs, come home, print labels, go to UPS and, you know, it was,
52:20
it was the hustle. How?
52:21
How are you guys navigating the partner life?
52:23
It sounds like it's great. Yeah, pretty good.
52:25
We got a good like, yeah, get some beers, get some dinner.
52:28
Yeah, we don't like hate each other or nothing like that.
52:30
Yeah, Cuz we talked to some people.
52:32
We, we've had a decent amount of business owners on here so far,
52:35
but we talked to some people and yeah, I had this experience,
52:38
this and like sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.
52:41
But when it does work, it's obviously very beneficial.
52:44
Yeah, I've known him for forever back on, I don't know if you
52:47
remember tri-state tuners. Yeah, Yeah, I had a 240 and I
52:50
was looking for help to like, work on it.
52:53
I don't know. I was a kid.
52:55
Yeah, like 16. And that's How I Met Kevin.
52:57
O'Brien was my partner. Reese Marion.
53:00
Oh, shit. Kevin O'Malley kind of met
53:03
everybody like through. I traded a recent BMX bike for
53:07
XXR No Sport Max 96 twos. OK yeah, yeah.
53:11
Then he took. Damn those are the original
53:13
Johns the the 5 spoke guys. Dude not XXRS dude they.
53:16
Were they were cool, They were cool, they were cool.
53:18
That's crazy. Yeah.
53:19
And then he took me to like some not.
53:22
I went up to some like. Mountain, the mountain.
53:25
Road. Oh no.
53:26
He always talked about this mountain Rd.
53:28
No, it was like. A the one that's in the middle
53:30
of fucking Philly. Yeah, something.
53:32
No, he's he cannot be talking about.
53:34
It well like. I don't know where he he did.
53:36
Fucking on the podcast. No, I don't think that it's the
53:38
road, but one time I was driving through the middle of Philly and
53:40
there's this turn, these two series of two turns.
53:44
There's a lot of turns in. Philly, it would be perfect.
53:46
No, no, no, it's not like. Like actual good ones.
53:48
It's not like just turns in general.
53:49
It's not like a city turn. It's like a very like you would
53:53
pretend to drift it if you were driving it.
53:55
You'd be like, I could fucking like, and I don't know why it's
53:59
in the middle of a park or whatever, but you, you know what
54:01
I'm. Talking about dude, that's
54:02
probably what he's talking about.
54:03
I forget what the name of the road is.
54:04
Kelly Drive. I might be confusing Reese with
54:07
are. You sure?
54:09
Fucking Damon. Damon, Damian, Damian, Damian.
54:13
I think I might be confusing their stories because their
54:15
stories were actually very similar and they both Damian.
54:19
As well because like I feel like.
54:20
All of you guys. And he says, what's a Damien?
54:23
Is from car shop Karoshi from one of our.
54:25
Karoshi, those guys. I think I would have known all
54:27
these guys if I stayed in the drifting Yeah, you would.
54:30
I fucked up. That's.
54:31
True. Rich Whiteman is on the same
54:32
team. Yeah, yeah.
54:33
So that's the same guy. Same team but I know Rich.
54:36
I traded AIS 300 to him back in the day.
54:38
Oh really or no? I traded my maroon type X.
54:42
Wait, yeah, you had IS300, I remember.
54:43
That yeah, for a turbo IS300. Wait, did you have a beams?
54:47
No, I wish. Oh, that would.
54:48
Have been wild. That would have been like fuck
54:50
he. Got yeah, it was like a
54:51
shinormers like precision turbo because you were the Nat.
54:54
Yeah, he was the first one with the I surrender that I remember,
54:56
like looking cool. Like first car with AC for me.
54:59
Dude that car was cool man. Yeah, I remember that car.
55:03
Good cars. Was that the one that you you
55:05
got rid of a 240 and got that I. Think yeah, I traded the maroon
55:07
hatch to hit to Rich Whiteman's like brother or cousin I.
55:11
Don't I know who you're talking about?
55:12
I feel like I don't know who it is though.
55:13
Yeah. And he, like, instantly painted
55:15
it like flat Gray, which was the color it was before it was
55:19
maroon. OK What?
55:21
Yeah. Over this color, can you?
55:22
Can you? Couldn't come with.
55:23
Malcolm. Yeah, that maroon color.
55:27
Over that, yeah, you put flat Gray.
55:30
Yeah, like something happened in the quarter, so he put giant
55:33
overs on it and actually this car is this kid.
55:36
Richie now owns this car and it's got a Jay-Z and stuff in
55:39
it. I don't know if you see the J30,
55:42
another S13 and a Miata with a hardtop.
55:44
Yeah, where the fuck are? You so I was broken down right
55:48
here. I rubbed through the wheel all
55:50
harness because I didn't I didn't relocate it because I got
55:53
this as a shell to transfer. My one car got hit.
55:58
So I got this as a shell and I put all my type X stuff on it.
56:01
It was a stock KA auto car and I dropped it off like that to get
56:06
painted and then I started swapping all my stuff into it
56:09
and I never relocated the harness and I don't want to
56:11
touch the Fender. Already Cuz you had it all
56:13
mounted up, yeah. Everything was perfect, like I
56:15
rubbed through the harness and so my buddy Dan came, my brother
56:18
with the Miata and I think we did something.
56:21
I love how. Yeah, I was broken down right
56:23
here. It's hard.
56:24
Perfect. Bull grains, dude.
56:26
Let me, let me flick it a real. Photo.
56:28
Yeah, and this is a cooler picture.
56:31
In the real picture, but I remember your brothers fucking
56:33
cartoon The Miana. Yeah, yeah.
56:35
Dude, you see the J30 back there?
56:38
Yeah. Weirdest car, we stole random
56:40
parts from it. Weirdest car ever.
56:41
My aunt I had more like she was trying to sell it to me.
56:44
It's just it's first of all it's rear wheel drive.
56:47
Still you look at that, I feel like it looks like a Buick
56:50
LeSabre. It does and then that way like
56:53
then I assume it's front wheel drive.
56:55
I'm. Looking at my but it's.
56:56
Like an old guy. It's rear wheel drive.
56:57
Yeah, come on man. Like what in the far side it is
57:00
going on over here. But but that car, tons of weird
57:06
things about it aside from the fact that you could use the rear
57:08
def in a 240. Was it the math and brakes too
57:11
or no? Does have a good math?
57:13
On it, I don't know, but like, I don't know.
57:16
But now I kind of wish I got that car so I could have fucked
57:19
around with it a little bit. It seems like a fun car to just
57:22
like, whip around. What the fuck did I buy from you
57:25
that one time? A hood.
57:28
Whole ass hood. Dude was it the carbon hood it?
57:30
Had to be because I brought the truck in order to fit something.
57:34
Dude, I was probably down bad. I needed money.
57:36
I'm sure you were. And that's what I was saying.
57:38
I probably were. Can I?
57:38
Have a goddamn storage unit. I was like, damn, these guys are
57:42
crazy. Look at the street, those
57:44
buildings look textbook Philly bro.
57:45
Like there's definitely some good food right under the
57:47
buildings. Right there.
57:50
But yeah, this might be gentrified or really shitty
57:52
right now. They.
57:53
Could be. All fucking apartments right
57:55
there, like really upscaled ones.
57:57
Like that's so that's sad. Eventually, eventually you got
58:00
out of this and but you did buy FRS, you said.
58:03
I bought a BRZ yeah, right when it came out 2013 yeah, I
58:05
actually, I went to go buy an FRS and a dude was like and the
58:09
dealership said some kind of dumb comment.
58:11
So then I went across the street and I, I financed ARSX Type X
58:16
for some reason, because I didn't have any credit.
58:18
I had all the like I sold that cars or the red car.
58:21
So I had like 13 grand and I had AI had a decent job at the time.
58:25
So I was trying to put 13 grand down on one of the cars and the
58:28
guy was like, oh, you don't have any credit.
58:31
So I went across the street to some shitty used car dealership,
58:33
financed the RSX Type X for like 6 months.
58:36
It was cool. I had a gretty TIC on it.
58:38
I used to hate front wheel drive cars and I drove that car.
58:40
Pretty cool car I would buy. One, that was the first car I
58:42
wanted really bad, yeah. The RSX, Yeah, I had one.
58:45
I called it the RSX. See, I bought it from a priest.
58:48
That shit was so slow. It was a base model auto.
58:51
Worst car I've ever had in my life.
58:52
Type S 1 though. What is the difference between
58:54
the base engine and the type S the?
58:56
Type S1. Is the K. 20.
58:59
A. Really.
59:01
So is it just like like what the cams probably or something?
59:04
I don't. It's just not great.
59:06
Yeah, it doesn't. It doesn't do that.
59:08
No VTech maybe? No, I bought this from the
59:10
priest that had a cat back on it though.
59:11
Dude. Tanabe medallion.
59:14
Oh great cat back. Is that the one with the where
59:16
the the muffler is like kind of pointy?
59:18
I don't. Like no no no it looks OEM as
59:20
fuck. Oh, OK.
59:22
But the problem was that it was one, it was auto and two, had
59:25
lowering springs, which it was really bad.
59:29
But there was there's a video somewhere out there that my
59:31
buddy has on his phone where we're pulling onto the highway.
59:34
And I tell him like, yo, hold on, I'm about to speed up crazy
59:36
style. So buckle up.
59:37
And then like crazy style. And then and then he buckles up
59:41
his seat belt and then I Rev it and like I hit that kick down.
59:45
You know that an auto car does and like and then he's like.
59:51
This guy's good. What's going on?
59:52
He's like, did you hit it? Yeah.
59:53
And then and then he like, puts it to the Speedo and shit is
59:56
like 4045505560. Like I'm like, damn, this is
1:00:02
really fucking slow. That's great.
1:00:04
I can't, I can't do this. But if you have an RSX, it's
1:00:09
actually super duper reminiscent of an Integra, because that's
1:00:13
what it is. But it's like a lot more than
1:00:15
you think because like, I own those two back-to-back.
1:00:17
It was crazy. What would which one you like
1:00:18
more? The Integra, damn.
1:00:21
The Integra doesn't. Really do a good job.
1:00:23
The Integra feels like a race. Slide, dude.
1:00:25
Kill it. Did you get it?
1:00:27
No. I didn't.
1:00:28
Sometimes if you stun it like that it'll fall and hit the
1:00:30
ground. You think it would have left the
1:00:31
fucking room by now, but. Yeah, what a dummy.
1:00:34
But yeah, no, Integra's so good. I just did an Integra from
1:00:37
Michael Greco. He was his is a type R, but
1:00:40
nonetheless, like I was talking to him because he has AS15 too.
1:00:44
When you sit in an S15 or a rear wheel drive car, right, you're
1:00:47
kind of like in it. Like this in the right spot.
1:00:50
And then yes, because when you sit in a front wheel drive car
1:00:54
like you're like and it and it's like.
1:00:57
I kind of feel like you're more forward.
1:00:59
You're like on top of it, Yeah. It's like kind of different but
1:01:03
still like. If we can pee, do we just pee?
1:01:05
You just pee. You just get up and go pee, OK?
1:01:07
Yeah, we have these cups right here just.
1:01:08
Make sure you don't RIP the fucking thing at all, yeah?
1:01:10
We have these cups right here that you could.
1:01:11
Have Yeah, me and Carl can can handle it.
1:01:13
Wait, what? You're leaving.
1:01:15
No, don't leave. That's.
1:01:17
Crazy. Wait, what?
1:01:17
You're leaving? Our guest just left.
1:01:19
That's insane. No, but that that that car was
1:01:23
pretty good to me until the radiator popped that RSX.
1:01:25
I would get that car in Forza and just drive around a fucking
1:01:27
track by myself in RSX. That's the the weirdest shit.
1:01:32
I just like that car. Dude drifting in Forza was so
1:01:35
good, I don't know if I would love to suggest a game for you
1:01:38
to play. I'm not going to.
1:01:39
But you're never going to what like.
1:01:41
I've been updating Call of Duty like every six months and then
1:01:44
never even playing it. What about Battlefield?
1:01:46
There's a new thing that came out.
1:01:47
Don't you like? Playing Malcolm, watching that
1:01:49
shit every. Day Do you play it, Mom?
1:01:51
No, I didn't try it. Yeah, if you don't have a super
1:01:54
computer, apparently you wouldn't have.
1:01:55
Played it oh then I. Definitely can't do that.
1:01:56
Shit's gonna. Blow up dude you need.
1:01:58
I got an Xbox One. You need to get on like I'm
1:02:02
trying to think of something. What would Malcolm?
1:02:05
I only like Call of Duty, Dude. I like, I like Call of Duty.
1:02:07
But I wanna do something where like you hang out in the faction
1:02:10
discord at night, one night. Fuck that.
1:02:13
Just so that people could like, like talk to you, does.
1:02:15
Malcolm hang out in there. He's done it like once in the
1:02:18
past. Two years play video games.
1:02:19
Someone commented on something recently and was like yo what is
1:02:22
this secret faction discord that you all talk about or something?
1:02:25
It's not a fat secret one, it's like in the faction links.
1:02:29
It's in our links on Instagram. Yeah, we'll like pop in there
1:02:31
once or twice a week like it's pretty sick.
1:02:33
Yeah. What what games are you playing
1:02:35
in there? Aceto Corsa, Car X and Beam Ng.
1:02:38
You play any of that stuff? Dude, I cannot get down.
1:02:41
Wait. I don't want like Sims.
1:02:43
Yeah, dude, I can't figure out how to drive one.
1:02:45
Is this an old? Person, I can't either.
1:02:46
I can't figure. Out an old person thing.
1:02:48
We're the same age, but. Yeah, Like I get on a SIM and I
1:02:52
immediately just spin out and get pissed off.
1:02:53
And then I'm like, yeah, now I'm like the guy that's like at the
1:02:56
track that like spun out and he's just doing burnouts, like,
1:02:58
yeah. Just sitting there like.
1:03:00
I tried for like 4 hours at Carl's house one night.
1:03:03
You and Josh broke my shit. Yeah, Josh Elise was there.
1:03:06
Fucking couldn't get it either. It's so frustrating, yeah.
1:03:09
I had a party, left the SIM out, invited my friends over, and
1:03:14
when I played the game the next day, somebody was I was on the
1:03:18
phone with Quan, one of my other friends.
1:03:21
He's like bring up. Yeah.
1:03:23
Yeah. No.
1:03:24
No, I don't. Yeah, Josh.
1:03:26
Yeah, Josh and Frankie was on that.
1:03:27
That wheel is cooked. That was like fuck.
1:03:30
That wasn't me, that was Josh. Because he was fucking.
1:03:33
Ripping. No, that's fine.
1:03:34
Like I would have. I got another one.
1:03:36
Thought he was Naoki because we had the car in the game.
1:03:39
Because people are like. I want you to enjoy it.
1:03:41
If you can drive SIM, you could drive in real life.
1:03:42
And I'm like, which is I could barely drive in real life.
1:03:45
But that shit's. True though, but I can't drive
1:03:47
on the. SIM reverse.
1:03:48
You cannot. If you drive in real life, you
1:03:49
cannot SIM. If you SIM you can drive.
1:03:51
Yeah, we've seen it like people who literally have never
1:03:54
drifted, but they SIM, they go to the track and they just like,
1:03:56
fucking kill. Them I've watched those like
1:03:57
side by side videos. It's like them simming at this
1:04:00
track and then them for real at the track and it's like.
1:04:02
Yeah, it's crazy. I kind of.
1:04:04
Feel like I should. You should do the one.
1:04:06
Of those, yeah. I could do that.
1:04:08
That's where I really learned how to do it.
1:04:10
Like I went to school down in Rowan, which is in South Jersey,
1:04:15
kind of. Is that near where you guys are?
1:04:17
More S than where? You are Jersey, just abyss to
1:04:19
me. OK, so it's all like it's past
1:04:22
the river, over the river. On the river, yeah.
1:04:24
Yeah, that's it. But there was some pretty good
1:04:26
drift spots there. So what I would do is I would
1:04:28
like, I would SIM for like, I don't know, an hour and then it,
1:04:33
it would rain, then I'd go right into the parking garage, right
1:04:36
into my car and go hit these spots and then come back and do
1:04:38
the same thing again. Yeah, since I was in college,
1:04:40
I'm not there to study. I actually just watched your,
1:04:43
was it maybe your YouTube video of like when you did your first
1:04:46
comp? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:04:48
Because like I was trying to prep for the comp and I was like
1:04:50
how do I get like psyched about this sometimes I googled it and
1:04:53
or youtubed it and I was like oh man this is kind of cool.
1:04:56
Yeah, it was fun, dude. Did you have a good time?
1:04:58
I had a good time. I.
1:04:58
Had a really good time, man. I was so nervous and then like I
1:05:03
didn't, you know, the one guy like just finished building his
1:05:05
car and like we were driving it. He's like, don't get close to
1:05:07
me. I was like, hey man, that's
1:05:08
like. What Car was it?
1:05:09
That really cool FRSBRZ. Oh, OK, with the with the Jay-Z.
1:05:16
And it was not the new one, obviously, it was an older.
1:05:18
One, yeah, it was an older one it was, it had like carbon
1:05:21
Kevlar parts on it and stuff and I was like, I understand, right,
1:05:25
Yeah. And I had, I hadn't hit anybody
1:05:26
yet. So like, I was a little
1:05:28
offended. But yeah, you know, I get it.
1:05:30
That's crazy though the drive like I'm going to do a comp with
1:05:33
this crazy like modified car that was carbon on it.
1:05:36
I hit that was like the one of the first times I hit somebody
1:05:38
and I spawned because like I was tandeming with Kyle and like we
1:05:42
were coming in that, you know, like that straight away in the
1:05:44
back or straight away in the back.
1:05:46
We're coming in there and I must have just been a little too,
1:05:50
like, I don't know, I you like lose yourself a little bit if
1:05:52
you're in a corner for long enough and you're thinking about
1:05:55
something else and you're not right there.
1:05:57
And I feel like I just like spaced out and just went boom
1:06:01
and like hit him a little bit and just let go of the wheel.
1:06:03
When was that? Was that the the last?
1:06:06
Yeah, it was having like. The last one.
1:06:08
Yeah. No, no, it was like.
1:06:10
Early. Early, like we were doing our
1:06:12
jam. Oh, OK, I didn't see something.
1:06:13
Yeah, that's why I I my voice. Correct.
1:06:15
Holy hell yeah. Jack Clip, Yeah.
1:06:17
Clip that dude. And that was often.
1:06:21
I'm out. Just leaves.
1:06:25
Cut, delete all this shit. Yeah, I, I, I had a little
1:06:30
accident in the practicing and I was like, oh man.
1:06:31
And I like just fucking pulled on it.
1:06:34
And that's what I knew. Lewis, like thank God was well,
1:06:37
Jimmy, Jimmy Yokes was like, do you want toe plates?
1:06:41
And I was like, never used them before in my life.
1:06:45
Like, yeah, give me a yeah. We must have because I, I guess
1:06:49
I hit Jimmy, I don't know, and he's like whipping out tow
1:06:51
plates and shit and I'm over there like, yeah, I guess.
1:06:54
My. Ball is good.
1:06:55
I don't know like my steering wheel's like this, but it's
1:06:58
good. I was about to go drive too,
1:06:59
like I was. I was like, fuck it, like Jimmy.
1:07:02
'S like I'm here to fucking win, no.
1:07:04
And then you guys are like, yeah.
1:07:05
That's funny. But The thing is, is he goes,
1:07:08
what were you doing before that? Because that alignment was
1:07:10
definitely fucked up before. And I was like, what do you
1:07:12
mean? Like I'm going to make the car
1:07:14
fucking trip? Like I'm just going to make it
1:07:17
do whatever it is it needs to do, whether or not it feels good
1:07:20
doing it. Pause.
1:07:21
Like, like, yeah, we'll figure that out.
1:07:24
I mean we are in alignment shop but at the same time you can
1:07:28
make it work if you have. To I know, but like me and Kev
1:07:31
O'Malley with the GR were talking.
1:07:32
They're like we would like to come here for real alignments
1:07:35
come on up because like my but my problem is like I, you know,
1:07:39
your dirt drop and now your camera plates all the way the
1:07:41
fuck over here. Well, what what Jimmy, what
1:07:43
Jimmy says is like, Jimmy will bring his cars here to do the
1:07:46
first alignment when he puts it all together, and then he'll
1:07:48
just use toe plays and like whatever he can unless he really
1:07:51
fucks the car up or something. Marking stuff is so important.
1:07:53
Like Nick taught me that years ago and I got marked stuff and
1:07:56
it is nice. Like if you go off track and
1:07:58
like feel like usually like where an eccentric bolt would be
1:08:02
on a coilover, like when you just have a bolt that's too
1:08:05
small to gain more camber there, like if that gets knocked out,
1:08:08
it's so easy just to put it right back to where it was.
1:08:10
That's what I was doing. To you the other.
1:08:11
Day that's what I was trying to do like I, I looked at it the
1:08:16
bolt's like a little off so I put it back bigger problem
1:08:19
because now it's still bent and I was like, how is that
1:08:23
possible? And in my in my mind, that's
1:08:25
when I knew I'm like Jimmy's probably right.
1:08:27
My shit has been pretty fucked up for a while because I think
1:08:32
when I got my rear alignment done or my alignment done for.
1:08:34
Me what do you mean your rear alignment we only.
1:08:37
Did half of it. Yeah, you can't do that.
1:08:38
No, but like when you guys marked the rear, yeah, I think
1:08:43
the front might have like rubbed off because I know you guys
1:08:45
marked the front. If we marked the rear, we
1:08:47
probably marked the front, but the.
1:08:48
But the rear so far, every time I drift, yeah.
1:08:51
How did you see that? I saw that, yeah.
1:08:52
It was really hard. Yeah, it hurt.
1:08:54
That hurt me. You swallowed a burp.
1:08:56
It hurt a lot. It's like making my eyes water
1:09:00
but when we did the rear alignment, thank God there's
1:09:03
markers on there because the amount of times my arms have
1:09:07
been loose lately like after an event is insane.
1:09:11
Who's fighting these arms? That's the thing though, I'm
1:09:13
just joking it don't matter. I know I remember we had someone
1:09:16
loose dude, we had someone that would come here all the time.
1:09:19
Yo my arm moved. I'm like, what, what did you do?
1:09:23
He would he would probably take over kid, but he's like yo, it
1:09:25
moved was. Like G35?
1:09:27
No, I don't want to give too much info and then all right.
1:09:31
It was a hellcat. All right, fuck it, it was a
1:09:33
hellcat. No.
1:09:35
And then we would redo it again, maybe put like a loctite on it
1:09:38
and then he would leave and then like 2 weeks later yo the arm
1:09:40
moved again and then we'd have to do it again.
1:09:42
You doing these for free? Yeah, the first the first couple
1:09:45
times. If you want lifetime alignment,
1:09:47
come down the faction. What is you didn't hear the end
1:09:49
of the story? Front First Motorsports.
1:09:51
And. Then wrong guy.
1:09:52
Wrong guy, remember? When I was I was drunk at
1:09:54
Formula D and I tagged it was a picture.
1:09:57
I remember that. Was it you when I tagged Josh
1:09:58
Deloze? I think so.
1:09:59
Or vice versa. Yeah.
1:10:01
Crunch St. Motorsport.
1:10:02
Crunch St. I do remember that.
1:10:05
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was talking to Josh about
1:10:07
that, I think. But yeah.
1:10:08
So I was like, dude, look, man, I don't know what you're doing,
1:10:11
but you can come here and watch and we'll tighten it together.
1:10:15
And then, yeah, like sometimes that's just what happens.
1:10:18
Do your own alignments over at Fashion Motorsports.
1:10:21
Come on down. Definitely don't do that.
1:10:22
They. They get loose like if you
1:10:24
fucking like I hit shit all the time like the wheel.
1:10:27
Drops down if you go to a track day your alignment.
1:10:29
'S over, that's it Moves. Just check your shit.
1:10:32
That's it. It's done this.
1:10:33
Is going to be my fault, but my left front anytime I I don't
1:10:37
know. I'm not saying I go off course a
1:10:38
lot, but you know anytime I go off course with the left front I
1:10:41
need a wheel bearing. Hopefully.
1:10:44
Fuck, that's like. I also have like 40 mil spacers
1:10:48
so it probably doesn't help. That's probably the problem I
1:10:51
guess, right? But like and like people are
1:10:54
like, oh, you should put an OEM bearing on I.
1:10:55
Was going to say, what bearings do you put in there?
1:10:56
Whatever. I keep getting the warranty
1:10:58
through AutoZone. OK.
1:11:00
And my thing was I'm like maybe I'm knocking out the studs too
1:11:02
hard when I put my extended studs in there.
1:11:04
But no it's but people like buy a OEM.
1:11:07
Bearing buy an OEM. Bearing, but dude, that's like
1:11:09
$280. See what happens and then if it
1:11:12
fails then they're wrong and then warranty your other one.
1:11:15
Just keep getting the warranty. And then warranty your other one
1:11:17
change. Dude I can change the whole
1:11:18
bearing on that car so fast. I'm sure.
1:11:20
The fronts of the 240, Yeah, hell.
1:11:22
No, it's B. Or ZB or Z.
1:11:24
Same shit though. Yeah, same shit.
1:11:26
Probably be sort of similar. And I have, I have AEBC big
1:11:30
break kit. It's like radio mount.
1:11:31
So I just fucking pull that shit right off.
1:11:34
Like it's like it's like down to a side.
1:11:35
You have a big break kit on. It dude turn 14.
1:11:38
I knew you were going to say that it was just got it because
1:11:41
you, dude. It was in scratch and dent and
1:11:42
it was like the description literally said if customer in
1:11:46
USA can fit, please give like it was so funny and like someone
1:11:53
must have tried it at some point in time.
1:11:55
And so like the I got the kit, it was in scratch and down for
1:12:00
like 400 bucks normally like 3 grand.
1:12:02
I was like, I have no use for this, but I'm like, dude, just
1:12:05
give it to me, to my sales Rep. Yeah, and.
1:12:07
Where's your sales Rep? Kyle Buck, OK.
1:12:10
Not the same one. OK, he said.
1:12:11
What? He said as a flamethrower.
1:12:13
It just came in today. Where's your frame yo?
1:12:16
MM Markowski, What the fuck, man?
1:12:18
What are we doing? Where's our flamethrower?
1:12:20
Where? Is flamethrower.
1:12:21
Is it real? Dude it shoots 30 foot flames
1:12:24
apparently. It's it's fucking.
1:12:28
Real. It looks better than the.
1:12:29
On the screen. How does it work?
1:12:31
Nah, it doesn't. Overhead projector.
1:12:35
You. I'm going to see it work.
1:12:37
We haven't done that. Oh shit.
1:12:38
I mean, there's an advertisement that says it shoots 30 foot
1:12:40
flames. Elon Musk have one of these
1:12:43
flamethrowers that won't. Be wait your sales Rep gave you
1:12:46
this? Dude, they sent it to us.
1:12:48
But anyway, so the big break kit it it came with like four
1:12:52
different brackets and like all and like what brand was it?
1:12:56
EBC OK. And two of the brackets I found
1:12:59
out were for like an Audi. So like it was just packaged
1:13:02
incorrectly at 1st and then I guess they were EBC sent them
1:13:05
replacement parts, but they were too eager and just put it all
1:13:07
back together and like, yeah, yeah.
1:13:08
So it ended up in scratch and tent and I got it.
1:13:10
And it just. Bolted up.
1:13:11
Yeah, dude, like what the? Fuck.
1:13:13
I was like, OK. Run and rear just run.
1:13:17
OK, did it. Fuck with the bias like did you
1:13:20
feel? Anything dude I my car is so
1:13:22
fucked up. There's a giant V8 in the front
1:13:24
and. Oh, it's got AV8IN it?
1:13:25
Yeah. Damn, I didn't even know about
1:13:27
that. I thought it was NA.
1:13:28
So I started off with a a kiss car.
1:13:31
I was like, OK. That's how it should.
1:13:32
Be yeah, 100%. So then I drove it for like a
1:13:35
year and a half and I did Drifters in December, I think
1:13:40
the SEC, another year, like a second year in a row, and they
1:13:44
just kind of throw you. It's really fun.
1:13:46
They just throw you like 20 cars at once and you're just going
1:13:49
back. No one has cages and you're
1:13:50
just, you know, in a train. And I'm like trying to keep up
1:13:53
with people and I'm like, fuck, man.
1:13:54
It's like, I actually ordered a cheap turbo kit and I slapped it
1:14:00
on there. I was like, I just need a little
1:14:01
more, you know? So I need a clutch turbo kit,
1:14:05
you know, shut up. I went to went to E town and
1:14:08
blew it up the first time I drove it.
1:14:11
Not even a second time. Bro no did you tune it?
1:14:13
There is a back story. So my motor so all the newer
1:14:17
ones have that the RTV issue yeah yeah.
1:14:20
So I was at E town one time and. They see the old ones.
1:14:23
Too. Yeah, So I and it's never had
1:14:25
the recall done either. Like it was about to happen.
1:14:27
There actually is a recall. Well, the valve spring recall,
1:14:30
that's when that first started happened with the RTV.
1:14:32
The techs were like sloppy. I didn't even know about.
1:14:35
The on the early cars, yeah, it was like 1314 I think.
1:14:38
So the what are the? Is something failing?
1:14:41
I don't know. But I just know RTV yeah.
1:14:44
So yeah, I had like a flickering oil pressure like for a while
1:14:47
and like I oh, and you thought that was and I was like, you
1:14:49
know, so now I dropped the pan. I did the I did a baffle.
1:14:53
I pulled the pickup too, and it was full of RTV Yeah, I did oil
1:14:56
cooler at the same time. And I'm like, you know, I'm
1:14:57
beefing her back up. Yeah, you know, but and then I
1:15:00
turboed that motor, you know, probably a week later and then I
1:15:03
took it down and it blew up. Yeah.
1:15:05
But you did your due diligence a little bit it.
1:15:06
Was really fun and I was like you know what I was like I try
1:15:09
to be a hard ass. I was like dude a stock motor is
1:15:11
probably 1500 bucks. Yeah.
1:15:13
Bro and F820 is like $5500. What?
1:15:16
I thought they were supposed to be cheap.
1:15:17
Dude I thought so too. F 820 is like 5500 bucks and
1:15:20
then. Such a pain in the ass to.
1:15:21
Rebuild that yeah you got to re gasket it, you know, do all this
1:15:24
other shit. So I was like.
1:15:25
Fucking like a boxer engine. Yeah, I started Mathen and I was
1:15:28
like, dude, I don't want to put another one of these motors in
1:15:31
the car like as much as I want to keep it simple.
1:15:33
And then you got a hemi. No what?
1:15:35
Dude, I should have did a Hemi. What did you do?
1:15:37
LS Come on, you're a Dodge guy. I know.
1:15:39
But I really wanted to get back out there driving again, I
1:15:42
guess. So I bought a you know, I bought
1:15:44
ALS. Now how?
1:15:45
Much weight do you think you added to the front of the car
1:15:48
compared to a turbo FAI? Don't know.
1:15:51
Probably not button, probably not 60.
1:15:53
Pounds. I took the.
1:15:54
FA20 and I put it in a dumpster. Damn, just straight up that's.
1:15:58
A Tom Nazaro ass movement. Yeah, it is.
1:16:00
That's some crazy shit. Sorry, waste management.
1:16:02
Somebody somebody's dumping that dumpster and pole motor holy.
1:16:05
Shit. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, you.
1:16:08
Just see your fucking. Bang coming down.
1:16:10
And then I like, looked up how much I could have gotten for
1:16:12
like a blowing up one that didn't have a rod through the
1:16:14
side of it and I was like, fuck yeah.
1:16:16
I was gonna say like, damn, even if you scrapped that, it would
1:16:19
have been a little bit better. And like, so like, I dropped the
1:16:21
motor out and then the Fire Marshall came and like, we're
1:16:24
not, we don't do automotive repairs.
1:16:26
Like, I have like, gas and oil leaking everywhere.
1:16:29
And the fire marshals are walking through like, yeah,
1:16:30
everything looks good. I'm like, oh, all right.
1:16:32
Meanwhile, like, we're like, worried because they're like,
1:16:34
yeah, fuck. Like, you know, the one day we
1:16:36
decided to do a giant project. Do you?
1:16:38
Supply the Philadelphia Police Department with parts.
1:16:41
No, they don't have chargers. They got explorers now.
1:16:44
Oh, that's wack. Dude.
1:16:47
But yeah, so I did ALS and then I use a cheap oil pan the first
1:16:50
time around and then I took it out to the Pocono.
1:16:53
Oh no, for the first event. Then I was like hell yeah dude.
1:16:55
I did a Cam re gas and his motors real nice.
1:16:58
I loved it and did some St. tuning with it.
1:17:01
You know it ripped. I don't run an oil pressure
1:17:03
gauge. I just had a little magic genie
1:17:05
light. And so I take it to fucking
1:17:08
Pocono and first run, first run I, I was like, I was like, all
1:17:14
right, cool, this car fucks. Like I'm like sick.
1:17:17
Second run, I'm like, this car fucks, but it's getting really
1:17:19
hot really fast. Third run, it gets really hot
1:17:22
and then it doesn't fucking start anymore.
1:17:26
Damn, that shit went to zero to 100.
1:17:28
Yeah, I really should have. Paid attention to the fucking
1:17:30
temperature gauge. I'll be honest with you.
1:17:32
How hot dude? I don't know, but the thermostat
1:17:35
was basically just stuck. I took it apart and the
1:17:37
thermostat was stuck shut and but the machine shop was like,
1:17:40
oh, this oil pan blew the motor. But I was like, I don't know.
1:17:42
I feel like it got pretty Thursday.
1:17:44
I was stuck shut. I let it sit for a while.
1:17:46
It cooled down and it went and then it started up and it was
1:17:51
like dot dot dot dot and then it shut off and I was like, oh man.
1:17:54
What? What did they think the oil pan
1:17:56
did? They said it starred for oil and
1:17:58
I was like, I don't know, because I feel like it starred
1:18:01
for everything, yeah. They needed the.
1:18:04
Water. Was it a stock oil pan or?
1:18:07
Was no. It was like a Amazon GTO.
1:18:09
OK, here we go again with the fuck.
1:18:11
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, because he
1:18:13
knew that was going to fix the. OEM.
1:18:16
Variant of it. Yes, it was like a OEM style.
1:18:20
Yeah. Dude, I mean you know, American
1:18:23
know better. Way You know who's got an Amazon
1:18:25
oil pan? You should know better by now.
1:18:27
I do know. So now I got a ISR 240 pan I
1:18:30
dude, I was really motivated. I had a good group of friends
1:18:33
and the car blew up on Saturday. I brought it in the shop Sunday,
1:18:37
pulled the motor out for the top which I didn't think was
1:18:39
possible because I have a. You dropped it.
1:18:42
Last time, yeah I drop it. Yeah.
1:18:44
Subframe yeah. I have AAR 5 trans with a 4060
1:18:49
bell housing. It's fucking big.
1:18:51
That day is probably heavy as yeah.
1:18:54
Fuck, it's like. AAR 15.
1:18:56
No, it's on. It's like a it's on AR154
1:18:59
basically. Yeah.
1:19:00
I was looking into that like because like the sequential
1:19:02
shifters like the R154 shifter says it fits the AR5.
1:19:06
Yeah, it's it's like all they all use that same like tail of
1:19:11
the trans. But are you talking about like
1:19:14
what the fuck is that company that makes those it it's
1:19:16
basically like drops into the AR5 and then you can.
1:19:19
So I got what I did indicator guy.
1:19:21
I did like OEM plus I cut my I cut the BRZ shifter in half and
1:19:26
welded it to the AR51 so I could run my Cusco knob and it's like
1:19:32
stock location. It's perfect looking and I have
1:19:34
like a did wiring especially as harness.
1:19:36
So like everything works. You have the reverse lights?
1:19:38
Yeah. Damn.
1:19:39
You're you're, you're him. I wish that I did like a the
1:19:43
Haltech Nexus or Rebel. Rebel.
1:19:47
Yeah, it's for LS swabs. Yeah, yeah, OK.
1:19:50
Or a holly because I waited forever for the harness like I
1:19:53
ordered it before I even started the swab.
1:19:55
Well, yeah, they're backed up. They're always backed up,
1:19:57
though, for those pro harnesses. Yeah, it takes a long time.
1:20:01
But like I said, I could have had the car running and driving
1:20:03
for less money and had more features than the stock, you
1:20:06
know what I mean? Yeah, but at the time that's
1:20:08
what I wanted was like, Oh yeah. Plus.
1:20:10
But now that I'm like getting more into drifting, I wish I had
1:20:12
like a stand alone. What's the future plans with
1:20:15
this car? I don't.
1:20:16
I want to get it caged because I want to have fun, yeah.
1:20:19
Hey Joe, down an action fan. Man, Yeah, yeah, you know, yeah,
1:20:22
yeah. Also probably upgrade the angle
1:20:25
kick. I just have AGK tech bolt on I.
1:20:28
Feel like I'll just leave that shit, yeah.
1:20:30
Wait wait, what would you expect out of a new angle kit that
1:20:33
you're not getting right now out of the GK tech?
1:20:35
I don't know, I drive Kevin's GR with like modified knuckles and
1:20:39
the steering just feels like fucking feels like an S13.
1:20:42
Does he have a one of those fucking cuz those are electric
1:20:45
power steering. Yeah, I have a controller.
1:20:46
You do have that, Yeah, That's the only thing.
1:20:48
And does that, does that really make that?
1:20:50
Like dude, yeah, it's a huge yeah.
1:20:51
It's hard to drive around that when it's like cuz you RIP the E
1:20:53
brake and the wheel speed stops so then it adds which add more
1:20:58
effort. Or yeah, I didn't.
1:21:00
I didn't know what. It was doing it gives you more
1:21:02
or less based on wheel speed. So you RIP the E brake and now
1:21:05
you're fucking. That makes.
1:21:06
Sense so now you're like, you know, mid turn and you had a lot
1:21:10
of power, you know you had a lot now you have a little or vice
1:21:13
versa. Oh my goodness.
1:21:14
It's like, yeah. Oh my God.
1:21:16
That makes. Sense Chris now explain that to
1:21:18
me and I was like because I was like I don't know what I'm
1:21:20
trying to drive around so you want to drive my car and tell me
1:21:23
he's like oh you need a power steering control bar.
1:21:24
I was like oh damn. Because at the time I didn't
1:21:26
have a front sway bar. I just added a front sway bar
1:21:28
because I'm watching like too many suspension videos.
1:21:31
Yeah and like I feel like I need 1 based on videos.
1:21:33
The videos got you. Yeah, the video, yeah, I'm like.
1:21:35
Wait, why did you take it off? Because you got ALS up there.
1:21:39
So the bell housing, because it's an automatic bell housing,
1:21:42
it's fucking huge and it's in the way.
1:21:44
So what I did was I just spaced the, you know, FRSBRZ has that
1:21:47
like sway bar bracket. I just spaced that down like,
1:21:51
yeah, a good bit, you know? A good a good four.
1:21:53
Inches a good yeah, but I figured, you know, space down
1:21:56
sway bar is better than no sway bar.
1:21:58
I think so. Yeah, so I I made it fit, I got
1:22:00
some spacers and see if see if it works good.
1:22:03
I think it's gonna feel way, way, way better.
1:22:05
Chris Who's? Gonna do a wheelie dude.
1:22:07
No, I was just joking. That that gripped up type but
1:22:11
Chris over here that is one of the techs A faction runs.
1:22:16
No front sway bar or or I think it was.
1:22:18
I never even knew that. I think it was yes, no front
1:22:21
sway bar and I was like, dude, what?
1:22:23
Why? That, or at least he used to.
1:22:27
And I was trying to tell him like, that's no good.
1:22:30
I like how you ate that, thanks. Thanks.
1:22:32
That's crazy. He's just shoveling.
1:22:34
It on there. But like no front sway bar.
1:22:38
I feel like you're just making your car understeer more.
1:22:41
Yeah, 'cause that was like when I first started trying to like
1:22:43
Flick, that was like, my biggest thing is like, I would go to
1:22:46
flip the car and it'd be unpredictable and just fucking
1:22:49
plow, you know, over here. It was like I came back from
1:22:52
Drifters of December and the car was, you know, no, I had to
1:22:56
never mind. Those tandems on Washington are
1:22:58
fucking nuts. Dude, it's so fun.
1:22:59
It's so fun. Like I went there once and I was
1:23:02
not driving and I didn't. Like I leave my hot lap sticker
1:23:04
on there so that I can just automatically go to Drifters of
1:23:06
December and pull up in the line.
1:23:08
Like I don't care if it's from three years ago.
1:23:09
They just, they're like, OK, yeah, you're good.
1:23:11
I want to go to DoD this year so I could do what is that the main
1:23:16
main not not a not Shenandoah one.
1:23:20
The one with the carousel. The not the carousel one, the
1:23:23
one that they always have, like the crazy grip days on.
1:23:25
I think that's Jefferson. I don't know.
1:23:28
But when you drive into Summit, it's like that one right there.
1:23:31
There's a fucking long straightaway that I just want
1:23:36
to, I just want to hear my car like full beans, full nuts just
1:23:42
down this hill so I could just like hear it.
1:23:45
Do you have? A Do you have a open IS300 diff?
1:23:48
You want You want to trade diffs dude.
1:23:50
You want more gear. No.
1:23:51
Oh wait. Why?
1:23:52
I got four 10s in my car. I need like a three.
1:23:55
Seven I have, I have a welded IS like one.
1:23:57
It's the best. I don't want a short one.
1:23:59
The short one I think would make it absolutely living hell for
1:24:02
me. Like, 'cause I have ACD in mind
1:24:05
and so my 379 or whatever 369, whatever it is, is perfect.
1:24:11
Like I could do 75 miles an hour on the highway at like 3000 RPM
1:24:16
per. My first gear is like for like 2
1:24:18
seconds, it's terrible. Sometimes I started in second,
1:24:21
yeah. I was starting in second the
1:24:22
whole at. The your shit must be really
1:24:25
like, yeah. It sucks like I need to do a
1:24:29
DIF. This whole time I thought you
1:24:31
had a stock engine in that thing.
1:24:32
No, I. Kind of different.
1:24:33
Things that but because I got. I've got Mike.
1:24:35
Closer pull it. Over.
1:24:37
It's not. I have a gritty there.
1:24:38
You go. It's not obnoxiously loud,
1:24:40
that's probably. Why?
1:24:41
High power on it dude. Is it that hard to do?
1:24:44
Try to be JDM. Dude LS people like is it that
1:24:46
hard? Literally have an LS in it,
1:24:48
yeah. You can't be JDM.
1:24:49
No, it's just if you don't and I got a vented hood, you know,
1:24:52
it's like. No, it's JDM as fuck.
1:24:54
I'm fucking bro if you have an LS car in Japan, you're the
1:24:58
coolest. You are, yeah, that is.
1:24:59
True, like you have 1 so I'm sorry, I know that's not like
1:25:02
cool, but I have like a million of.
1:25:03
Them why did that become uncool with the?
1:25:05
Rezacs on that bitch. Dude I wish I always go on eBay.
1:25:08
I type in like 5 by 100 JDM just to see if there's like a set of
1:25:11
like 17 by 8 like 70 by 970. By.
1:25:15
Eight bro dude why did the. 17 by 8 low like 5 by a. 100 why
1:25:19
did they do that shit? Bro I don't know but like GK.
1:25:21
Tech has that adapter. But I have so many white RPF
1:25:25
ones, I I don't want to rebuy them.
1:25:27
So yeah, I just like I got like 10 dude, which is sick.
1:25:30
That's a lie. Back when I dude, if I knew I
1:25:32
was going to have that many when I was like 16, that's you know
1:25:35
what you said earlier, are you happy?
1:25:37
I am happy I have so many RPF. Ones it's a one fantastic wheel,
1:25:42
Two light as shit. I have a pair of RPF ones ones.
1:25:45
You ever pick up bear RPF ones? Yeah, they're light as fuck.
1:25:48
When you're when you're throwing them all the time, they're
1:25:50
cheap. You just feel like an abusive
1:25:51
like. Feel like.
1:25:53
Fucking and they're, they were cheap.
1:25:54
I remember. They're cheap, right?
1:25:56
Are they still cheap? No, they're not.
1:25:57
They're. Definitely.
1:25:58
Not no, they're not. I always got to ask for a
1:25:59
hookup. But.
1:26:00
For a fucking for a wheel that light, yeah, like I feel like.
1:26:03
It and mine never cracked, they always bent.
1:26:06
Yeah, dude, always my ISI like drove up on a sidewalk and the
1:26:10
fucking thing was flat. I don't know why that happened,
1:26:12
but yeah. Yeah.
1:26:13
Like it literally I don't. Think I had those wheels but
1:26:15
someone did. Huge dent in it and it will not
1:26:17
and I'll heat. Up and still hold air though.
1:26:19
Yeah, dude, I was driving through Elizabeth fucking.
1:26:23
There was a pothole. This massive pothole dude.
1:26:27
And the car just went and I'm like no.
1:26:30
And then all of a sudden on the highway, it's like, and I came
1:26:34
here and they got a wheel balance.
1:26:36
And that was it. After I hammered it the fuck out
1:26:38
like I hit it with the that orange hammer from harbor
1:26:41
freight. The £5.
1:26:43
The dead blow one, yeah that shit was sick.
1:26:46
I got blisters from. That it's a good hammer.
1:26:48
Sucks, now it's. Bro until it falls apart but.
1:26:50
Yeah, it fell apart on me and yeah.
1:26:52
Fucking sucks. It's a nice.
1:26:53
Dude, those dead blows. Just fucking you said dead blood
1:26:56
fall yeah that the. Orange one like ones of them
1:26:59
just. Fall off.
1:26:59
Yeah, I have. One of my partner always uses
1:27:02
it. I'm like, why are you using that
1:27:03
thing still? Pittsburgh.
1:27:04
Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh, yeah.
1:27:05
Sometimes you just got that one tool that you know you could
1:27:08
just not break. Yeah, Ratchet.
1:27:10
Yeah, some of my tools are like, don't work now 'cause like I
1:27:15
don't get to use them that much. It's like I got to like, you
1:27:17
know, you got to give them a little crack before you use them
1:27:20
and you can. Use Harbor Freight rashes.
1:27:21
No, I always like Snap On. Really.
1:27:23
What you know you got to. No dude, I don't use.
1:27:27
Them not with these snap on videos that these guys are
1:27:29
putting out, you're going to bring this up.
1:27:30
Oh dude, we fucking. We made a snap on video the
1:27:33
other day because he's just got a toolbox.
1:27:35
So good. Oh, I saw that.
1:27:37
Yeah. You bought a though, was it?
1:27:39
You bought a motorcycle dude. Yeah, I was like, yeah.
1:27:42
Oh yeah. Malcolm's face, he was like,
1:27:43
what? Oh, when he told him I'm.
1:27:45
Like, yeah, he was like, what? But, and this shit's been
1:27:48
popping off on YouTube. The only video that's gotten in,
1:27:51
like crazy views, really. Yeah.
1:27:52
And we're like, oh OK, I guess we should make Snap On videos
1:27:55
now. Yeah, like it works.
1:27:57
Fuck, it's because that community that you just
1:27:59
attacked. Yeah, is big.
1:28:01
Yeah, you should just tell them it's the same.
1:28:03
I actually like that. You should have been like dude,
1:28:05
my US general box does the same thing.
1:28:07
Well, it's just people like having conversations in the
1:28:09
comments, you know, like, like, Oh no, the icon is better.
1:28:11
And then the other guy's like, you're an idiot.
1:28:13
I feel like the most I made a post about the the new charger
1:28:18
or Challenger charger. Yeah, And like, it's just people
1:28:20
arguing on it, but it's getting so like, it gets so much like.
1:28:24
Dude, this is the problem with social media.
1:28:25
I don't need to try to advertise cool parts, I just need to post
1:28:28
something controversial. Yeah, just do that.
1:28:29
Just be a Dick to someone and they'll be like yo.
1:28:31
And then they start going after you though.
1:28:33
Maybe not necessarily. Wait, be an asshole.
1:28:36
No, you don't have headphones on.
1:28:37
I'm about to take a piss. Oh wow, he's in the other realm.
1:28:40
Don't. Don't necessarily.
1:28:43
Don't necessarily bash on somebody, but you.
1:28:46
Really. That's you.
1:28:47
Do that you get extra points. You just got, you just
1:28:51
experienced the Internet right there like you just triggered a
1:28:54
community and now views went up like crazy and you really made
1:28:57
another snap on video. And we're going to make it.
1:29:00
And don't worry, we got another one in the pipeline start.
1:29:02
Tagging snap on it. Yeah, yeah.
1:29:05
I don't know, there's only so much we can make because it's
1:29:07
only me and Jesus that have snap on.
1:29:08
Chris doesn't have snap on tools.
1:29:10
So we would just be like, but but dude, even if you made like
1:29:13
a oh, we went to harbor freight and got the fucking whatever
1:29:16
ratchet, the icon, the icon ratchet, we're going to fucking
1:29:18
put it to the test like that would that would pop off too,
1:29:21
probably. So I don't know.
1:29:24
Yeah, so. So now what?
1:29:25
I don't know. Oh I was at.
1:29:27
I bought a BRZ after what? Are these guys doing there's?
1:29:31
Somebody outside hasn't really. Oh Jesus Christ.
1:29:34
Now Malcolm has to work really quick.
1:29:36
Wait, what are they dropping off?
1:29:37
A car of some sort. Now I'm not going to piss until
1:29:39
Malcolm's done. Can't have any peace and choir
1:29:41
here. He's got anxiety.
1:29:43
Can you not see when there's people outside the door?
1:29:44
I can't. I wish there was a way where we
1:29:46
could like pause it. We used to pause it.
1:29:48
You can go pee. I know, yeah.
1:29:51
All right. Oh, put it on.
1:29:53
Put it on four people. Yeah, just go.
1:29:55
Maybe you shouldn't click that. No, no.
1:29:57
Yeah, because he's not going to know when he comes.
1:29:58
Back yo-yo yo. Don't click anything.
1:30:00
Carl, stop it. Can he not hear us?
1:30:02
He don't have the headphones on. He can't hear us, he doesn't
1:30:05
have the headphones on. You got to have the headphones
1:30:07
on. Oh my God.
1:30:10
Wait, what are you doing? He's fucking the whole thing up.
1:30:12
Why do you zoom in on you? Go, go to Nick.
1:30:15
Don't look at me. Don't go to me.
1:30:16
Go to Nick's or go to the skeleton.
1:30:19
Oh, there. We go, wow, he figured it out.
1:30:20
Oh, it's four of us now. It's what if we all had an
1:30:24
instrument and we like? That's a way too long.
1:30:26
We should figure out how to use that thing.
1:30:28
Yeah, just in case of emergency, Just in case of yeah, yeah, this
1:30:31
is what I mean. Like you can't have one moment,
1:30:33
a piece of quiet like customer just showing up a fucking 8:00.
1:30:35
At night, yeah. Do you normally do that?
1:30:37
No. What time do?
1:30:37
You. But here's the problem.
1:30:39
Frankie was here welding shit. He only comes at night.
1:30:42
OK, So if he's here, is he still here?
1:30:46
He might be OK. So he didn't say bye.
1:30:49
Well, he's not going to say bye. We're doing a podcast.
1:30:51
Oh, it's just. What kind of program you're
1:30:54
running here? But like, I had to leave the
1:30:56
doors open because it's a fucking sauna in there.
1:30:58
Like it's bad. So usually we try to shut
1:31:00
everything down, but if the doors open and this people start
1:31:03
walking in and before you know it, before you know it, we got
1:31:07
random people hiding out here. Just everyone on the podcast.
1:31:10
This is like, actually kind of cool.
1:31:13
What's that? It's just us.
1:31:14
Oh yeah. So what else has been going on
1:31:17
in life? Not much, just just hanging out.
1:31:20
I'm on the podcast right now. Have.
1:31:22
You done a podcast before? No, I've never done this before.
1:31:24
Me either, I never did a podcast.
1:31:26
I only done this first time. Yeah.
1:31:28
Wait, I mean, look, you do you do a podcast.
1:31:31
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But 116 episodes.
1:31:35
But we only I've only done this podcast.
1:31:37
I've never gone. No one's invited you to one.
1:31:39
No, dude. You guys so.
1:31:41
We've been talking about starting one, but look at that.
1:31:44
You don't need all this. Shit, you don't need all.
1:31:46
That no, you don't. You don't need all these cameras
1:31:48
either. You need one fucking camera with
1:31:49
just looking at. Two people.
1:31:50
No, this is cool. What do we have?
1:31:52
Guests. Yeah, it's cooler because.
1:31:55
But we want our podcasts that do have nothing to do with our
1:31:58
business because of this shit that we would say like, yeah,
1:32:01
like it would be out of pocket. Well, we have a Patreon where we
1:32:04
can do. A Patreon.
1:32:05
I don't know how you do, you know, that's our friend.
1:32:07
You sell on there. We sell everything.
1:32:10
What is the deal? Why is all the like content
1:32:12
creators like? Paywall.
1:32:14
Why? Are you looking at me like that?
1:32:17
I'm trying to just. Think up on the conversation.
1:32:19
By the way, come in here and act like you're in the conversation.
1:32:21
I'm. Usually pretty quick about that.
1:32:23
I'll, I'll be like, all right, here we are, but paywalls.
1:32:26
Why? Why are they doing Patreon on
1:32:27
ship? Yeah, like subscribe to my
1:32:29
exclusive. It's pretty.
1:32:30
Lucrative to be honest with you. Well, I mean, obviously, but
1:32:32
like, no. Yeah, it's nice because you
1:32:36
could do extra content that you wouldn't really want to.
1:32:38
You can, you can go on. Like if you have a podcast, you
1:32:39
can go on there and literally do exactly what you wanted to do.
1:32:42
Just talk shit, OK? Do whatever you want to do.
1:32:44
So. You got to pay to get the shitty
1:32:45
stuff or the unfiltered. Yeah, if you want.
1:32:49
And like, we'll do other stuff on there, like we'll give shit
1:32:50
away and stuff. That's cool.
1:32:52
It's kind of fun. And then you have like a smaller
1:32:54
community where you can actually focus on and like talk to
1:32:56
people, be like, yo, this is what we're doing.
1:32:58
Is anyone going to this event? This?
1:33:00
It's actually kind of fun. That Casino Royale video that
1:33:02
you watched, like the first competition of it, the video,
1:33:06
the faction one it, I didn't see that for months because it was
1:33:10
only on Patreon. Well, you're not.
1:33:13
You don't follow. I I don't pay.
1:33:15
What kind? Of I'm poor Rizzo, he's like
1:33:17
fuck these guys. I'm like faction's least like
1:33:21
loyal customer ever. OK, wait.
1:33:24
That's true, he doesn't work here.
1:33:25
He doesn't technically work here.
1:33:27
I just don't. Technically he does, but
1:33:28
technically, no. Yeah.
1:33:29
Technically, yeah, Yeah. Like technically I come here and
1:33:31
we do the podcast, but really these guys are my friends and I
1:33:34
come here every week because these.
1:33:36
Guys are my friends. OK, that's cool.
1:33:37
Yeah, and like. Now what do we do to take our
1:33:40
relationship to the next level? Well, not.
1:33:43
Look, I don't know what I'm not putting out tonight.
1:33:46
I'm sorry. I'll.
1:33:46
Split the bill. Split the bill.
1:33:49
We split the bill. Fuck it, I'll pay the whole
1:33:51
thing. Yeah.
1:33:52
But yeah, a lot of people seem to think that I work here but
1:33:55
not. Well, you do put a lot of hours
1:33:56
in here. I I, I do have like aside from
1:33:59
me and my house, I this is probably where I'm at the most.
1:34:05
I mean, nonetheless, like I'll still preach this place.
1:34:06
I believe in this place. I back this place.
1:34:09
It's just. A financial backer?
1:34:11
No, no, no, I like, I like morally and verbally back this
1:34:14
place. Like I don't tell people to go
1:34:16
anywhere else. Yeah, type shit, but shit I do
1:34:20
my. Own the financial backer I.
1:34:21
Do my own stuff. So it's hard for me to be like,
1:34:25
oh, I'll have Frankie and them install this because like I'll
1:34:28
just do it myself, like, and then I'll break and then I got
1:34:31
to come here and then I'm going to be like, hey, so I broke
1:34:34
this. Have you ever seen this guy's
1:34:35
paint work? Have I seen his paint work?
1:34:37
Yeah. It's good that's.
1:34:39
Cool. It depends what you're trying to
1:34:41
get. I just gave him my fenders.
1:34:42
And oh, you're beat. You're fucked.
1:34:44
Yeah, no, but no, I'm talking like the shit that Frankie would
1:34:47
do. Like when they build a car here,
1:34:49
they like go the extra mile. Like they not that I wouldn't go
1:34:53
the extra mile. I tend to do so for a lot of my
1:34:56
customers, but like they will take every single like, where
1:35:03
can it fail type shit. Like make sure it will work when
1:35:06
it gets to you. Yeah.
1:35:07
And sometimes people don't really appreciate that.
1:35:09
Like if you look at some of the reels that you guys post on
1:35:11
YouTube, some of the customers or some of the people are like.
1:35:14
Just fucking align it. Just do this.
1:35:15
Just do this. And I'm like, they're trying to
1:35:17
go the extra mile. Like we post it, he's talking
1:35:19
about this reel we posted the other day the other day.
1:35:21
It was like a few months ago, but it.
1:35:23
Was like that. Yeah, customer dropped off.
1:35:26
Oh no, not the like C that hit the wall.
1:35:27
No, a customer dropped off and he's like, yeah, I just need an
1:35:30
alignment. And then I we go out to the car
1:35:33
and the seats not bolted. Like there's shit everywhere.
1:35:36
Like nothing's connect. I'm like, and before I post the
1:35:40
video, obviously I talked to the customer.
1:35:41
He already picked up. He was gone like and he and I'm
1:35:44
like, yo, I filmed this. Can I post this?
1:35:45
And I show him He's like, yeah, do that.
1:35:47
I don't care. He's like, I brought it here in
1:35:49
a crazy condition. So we post that up and
1:35:51
everyone's like just do your fucking job.
1:35:53
Just align it. And I don't give a shit because
1:35:56
I know these people don't know what the fuck we do here.
1:35:58
But other people reading that, they're going to be like, yo,
1:36:00
what the fuck's with these people like?
1:36:02
That's why I feel like. People on the Internet.
1:36:04
Are. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:36:06
And good thing Frankie's so fucking level headed because I'd
1:36:08
be there fuming. I'd be like, no what?
1:36:10
Fucking you're literally on. This thing, like you literally
1:36:12
have to just pretend that that's not real.
1:36:15
That's the only way to deal with.
1:36:16
It, but it is. It is, but sometimes it's not.
1:36:19
Sometimes it's not. Crushing.
1:36:21
Sorry, I'm a realist dude. Sometimes it's sometimes it's
1:36:23
literally box high. You need.
1:36:25
You need that friend though. You need the nick in the friend
1:36:28
group to tell you. If you're out of line, yeah.
1:36:31
If you're like, if I'm saying some crazy shit that doesn't
1:36:34
make any sense and all these people are attacking me and you
1:36:35
guys are just watching it and I'm like, yeah, these people are
1:36:37
crazy. I need someone to be.
1:36:39
Like no, no, probably be like no, these guys are crazy.
1:36:42
Like that in that situation. Yeah, or no, you are.
1:36:44
My bad. I'm fucked up.
1:36:45
There was like these these pretty consecutive weeks where I
1:36:47
was just horny as hell. No, you remember the.
1:36:51
Scribe and the only fans left and right.
1:36:53
No, no, no, no, I'm actually OK. I'm clean.
1:36:55
But you know, like those memes where it's like no la Boo Boo,
1:36:58
no this, no that, whatever. I forget the other one.
1:37:00
Yeah, that's me clean. But why would you have a Lubu as
1:37:03
a man? I don't know.
1:37:05
I didn't know what that was. What is?
1:37:07
I thought it was. An.
1:37:08
Only fans in Lil Boo boo's even cross.
1:37:10
They're all plants, dude. It's it's like they're all
1:37:13
industry plants, dude. If you have, if you go anywhere
1:37:16
on that, they're farming your shit.
1:37:17
They stealing your data. Lil Boo Boo is.
1:37:19
I don't know how that could be. But just check out my Amazon
1:37:22
wishlist. But where were you saying in the
1:37:23
comments below? Shut.
1:37:26
The fuck? Where the fuck was I going with
1:37:28
that? Fuck, I really wanted him to
1:37:30
continue that. That was gone.
1:37:32
Only fans. Boo Boo.
1:37:34
You were horny, you said. Horny.
1:37:36
Yeah, it's just like you calling out, calling me out on shit like
1:37:38
that for like those two weeks. I don't know why, but I made
1:37:41
like a lot of like pretty. Horny masturbation.
1:37:44
And I was like. On the pod did.
1:37:46
I do that, yeah. OK.
1:37:47
And that little bit of peer like wreck like peer review is like
1:37:52
important. I don't even think I called you
1:37:53
out on anything, but okay, yes, you did.
1:37:55
I mean the big one I'm remembering.
1:37:56
But which one's that? No, we'll talk about it later.
1:37:58
No, no, no. What else?
1:38:00
It's a family show, no? No, no, that I can't remember
1:38:04
that. But no, you have like you did
1:38:05
bring it up like. Maybe it said something.
1:38:07
To you jokingly, but I wasn't like, but like, you need that.
1:38:11
I wasn't like Carl. You can't say that.
1:38:12
I said something like, we're gonna just cut that out.
1:38:14
Real. Quick, there's a, there's a,
1:38:16
there's like a bluntness that you need in the friend group so
1:38:19
that we could keep advancing. That's definitely me.
1:38:20
Can we get back to you being horny?
1:38:22
Whoa. Whoa.
1:38:23
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, whoa.
1:38:25
And I did try jerking off and it worked.
1:38:28
Yeah, it does work. And then for the like, wait, why
1:38:29
was it? Why the hell was I what?
1:38:31
Was I about to do all that? What do I do?
1:38:35
That's the coolest thing about being a guy, yeah.
1:38:39
All of a sudden, dude, I want to build a house.
1:38:40
Yeah, like, but I can't build a house because I keep thinking
1:38:44
about yeah. And then you just jerk off.
1:38:47
Gone. Done.
1:38:48
Now you can be so productive. Now you're building that house.
1:38:50
Yeah, now. You can do whatever you need to
1:38:51
do. You don't.
1:38:51
Ever just fuel the fire with that?
1:38:53
Like get like 9 build like 9 houses because you're just so
1:38:55
fucking angry and you're just like.
1:38:57
You're just fucking edging the houses.
1:38:58
I just. God, I don't know though.
1:39:00
But that is like a. That is like a cheat code for
1:39:02
being a guy. You know what the best cheat
1:39:05
code about being a guy is? Is the fact that we could take a
1:39:07
piss. Standing up.
1:39:08
Fucking literally anywhere. Yeah, I don't know.
1:39:11
I'm paying right now. What?
1:39:13
I can't do that. You ever been to a concert or
1:39:16
something? Yeah, So many people peeing.
1:39:18
Dude, I wait in line and I got to use a stall.
1:39:22
You're OK. You're what do you what do?
1:39:23
They call it P shy, P shy. Stage fright, yeah.
1:39:26
Dude, I was at E Town the other day.
1:39:28
It was at E Town, right Malcolm? Because I told you were the.
1:39:30
Second, God. What?
1:39:32
The second it happened, I told you.
1:39:33
Where the fuck were we? What's?
1:39:34
About. To We were either at a movie
1:39:36
theater or. Were you horny?
1:39:37
No, OK. I go to the bathroom.
1:39:39
I go. No one's at the stall.
1:39:41
No one. Oh, I go all the way to the left
1:39:43
corner. Oh no.
1:39:45
Dude walks in, goes right next to me.
1:39:47
I'm like. The meme He loves you.
1:39:49
The meme happened. Yeah, I was in Tennessee at some
1:39:52
like distillery or brewery or whatever.
1:39:54
I go in the bathroom. I got to pee real bad.
1:39:56
They got a fucking through through.
1:39:58
I hate that shit. And I'm like.
1:39:59
About to tell you what do I do? Here I was about to tell.
1:40:01
You that make your fucking Dick out?
1:40:02
No, I just went back and I sat down and ate my food.
1:40:06
I would do the same thing I. Peed somewhere else after.
1:40:08
I'd pee in the sink just to be a dickhead dude at that point.
1:40:11
I'm peeing in your sink. If you have a through and you
1:40:13
want every dude in there to see my fucking cock, I'm peeing in
1:40:16
your sink. Now you're not.
1:40:17
You're not looking. At Where do we draw the line?
1:40:19
What's a cock? What's a pee pee?
1:40:21
What's a pecker? Everything's a cock, OK?
1:40:23
I think pee. Pee is cock.
1:40:25
I feel like I got. We're a little old though.
1:40:27
You're saying you've got a cock? No, I got a pee pee.
1:40:29
I'm a. Filipino.
1:40:30
All right, I'll go. I got a pecker.
1:40:32
I got a cock. What do you got?
1:40:36
I have a penis. That was just about to bring up
1:40:41
the trot thing, though, because you are you into that?
1:40:43
You ever been a Yankee Stadium like the?
1:40:45
One or the real 1? I don't remember when I went but
1:40:48
baseball stadiums always have the fucking like. 4 glove.
1:40:52
Troth thing, really. They do.
1:40:54
Yeah. That was the last time I
1:40:56
experienced that. Was it literally a Yankee state?
1:40:57
My dad might have been like to a baseball game.
1:40:59
I'm sorry. Fuck, I'm.
1:41:01
Sorry and I took myself to one. And everyone's nice.
1:41:03
Everyone's just in their Dicks out like fucking swinging.
1:41:06
Swinging, I get past my balls. What substance is what I don't
1:41:10
like is if I'm taking a piss and that shit splashes and it's not
1:41:14
my fucking piss. Yeah, hitting my.
1:41:16
Own hand. Yo, what is the?
1:41:17
Troth, welcome to the Piss podcast.
1:41:19
Yo if anyone's into peeing in a troth let me know because this
1:41:22
shit is doesn't make any sense to me.
1:41:23
Malcolm, are you into that shit? I I don't, I don't think I've
1:41:26
done it before. Look it up.
1:41:28
Look up. No, no, no, no.
1:41:29
You're up. Don't.
1:41:31
Fucking look up the truth. Everybody can imagine what this
1:41:34
is. I.
1:41:34
Just don't get how some people would be.
1:41:36
Just don't look at. Anybody else's Dick is that
1:41:38
hard? It's very hard.
1:41:40
It may be for you. I'm always hard, but look.
1:41:43
Do you guys want to know something funny?
1:41:44
That one, yeah, that middle. You want to know the best domain
1:41:47
name ever? That that guy.
1:41:48
That would be me on the left. Yeah, on the right.
1:41:51
Yeah, dude, yeah, fuck that. I didn't know.
1:41:55
It's like you're all drinking from the Troth.
1:41:56
You're in trouble. Go to that one.
1:41:58
You know where you're looking, you know you know that the line
1:42:00
above the, the flushing thing above that, that's where you
1:42:04
should be looking. See now.
1:42:05
Yeah, yeah. That's it.
1:42:06
The one that I went to, it was like a big old whiskey barrel
1:42:08
full of ice. Yes, it's always ice in there.
1:42:11
Yeah, always ice in. There, you ought to have ice in
1:42:13
there because it's otherwise it's just going to be warm.
1:42:15
P Do you? Want cold pee?
1:42:17
I don't get it. I don't get that.
1:42:18
I'm in there. I'm like grabbing a cup of ice
1:42:20
and I'm like, what the fuck? They got free lemonade in the
1:42:22
bathroom. Oh my fucking God, dude, no,
1:42:26
I've. Peed in plenty of things before
1:42:28
though. Dude, I peed in actually back in
1:42:32
the day. I I use Snapchat.
1:42:34
I would my my thing was I get all you know, I get drunk and I
1:42:37
would just pee on random shit and that's what I was known for
1:42:41
for a little bit. And the phantom.
1:42:43
Peer. Yeah, I would.
1:42:44
Pee in trash cans, pee in the you know the back.
1:42:48
I actually had this solid video. I showed it to this girl
1:42:52
recently and she was like, what the fuck?
1:42:54
And I was like, he's sick, dude. Someone left a cup right, right
1:42:58
on a toilet, like, you know, on the backside, like, you know,
1:43:02
here's the seat. And then they left a cup there.
1:43:04
So like I just filled the cup up and I wrote order up and I put
1:43:09
it on like my story. You're snapchatting this, you
1:43:12
just fill the cup. Yeah, I'm not.
1:43:13
I mean not slipping ahead or nothing like that the way you
1:43:16
slipping ahead. I'm not slipping a header.
1:43:21
There's there's got to be some pretty fucking weird Snapchat
1:43:25
was the wild Westchat was crazy, bro.
1:43:28
Yeah, like, but don't, don't. Really.
1:43:30
I really. I really use that shit a lot.
1:43:32
Apparently I. Definitely.
1:43:33
Definitely, yeah. They were like, you had to get
1:43:35
off of that. You would Snapchat everything.
1:43:36
I was like, oh. Oh, I believe that, Yeah, I
1:43:38
believe that You look like a Snapchat I.
1:43:40
Someone said that and I deleted it and I never that was it.
1:43:43
I downloaded it recently because like in the dating world, like
1:43:46
people are like, oh, they could give you like a Snapchat before,
1:43:48
like a phone number. Yeah.
1:43:50
Then I deleted it. Then I downloaded it again.
1:43:51
I don't know. I don't want to use it.
1:43:53
There's no reason to have an app.
1:43:54
There's. No reason to have Snapchat.
1:43:56
Right now when when you like you, literally some people are
1:44:00
like, oh, it's easier to communicate through Snapchat.
1:44:02
No, it isn't. You literally have to download
1:44:04
an app and communicate through that app.
1:44:06
When you have a communication app on your phone, it's.
1:44:09
Literally the point of the phone.
1:44:11
You could take four different apps and communicate.
1:44:14
If you would. But why?
1:44:15
Here's my Instagram. Yeah.
1:44:17
I don't know. We all have that.
1:44:18
I like the memories that I have on Snapchat.
1:44:20
It's like. Yeah, you're like one of those
1:44:22
typical Snapchat defenders right now.
1:44:24
No, I bet you do streaks too, don't you?
1:44:26
No, I don't have any streaks. I used to do streaks I pull.
1:44:28
Your phone out my. Dog died like 2 years ago and
1:44:31
that's the only. Place I save.
1:44:32
I'll pull them up. I've got my memories right here.
1:44:34
It's all of my dead dog. What a gotcha.
1:44:37
Fuck. A gotcha.
1:44:37
Why did you do? That I just.
1:44:39
Want to be an insult about it? Asshole.
1:44:41
I want to vote. Up, dickhead.
1:44:42
I got I have all these memories of just my dog and they're
1:44:45
always on here and that's it. Pull the dog up for it's the.
1:44:49
Only place that I have them. Put the dog's grave on the
1:44:51
screen. Like it's the only place I got.
1:44:54
But that's that's what Snapchat was.
1:44:56
That was like that era, like it was like.
1:44:59
I mean it was before. You have to remember Snapchat
1:45:01
came out before Instagram could DM.
1:45:04
Straight up, it definitely came out before phone numbers too.
1:45:06
See. No, not.
1:45:09
There's a dog. That's a cute dog.
1:45:10
She died dead. What about that?
1:45:13
A snake. There's a snake that also got
1:45:15
that died and there's fat as fuck.
1:45:18
These would be a little bigger. All right.
1:45:20
Well, that's all right. But yeah, no, that's pretty much
1:45:22
what I use it for. I have no streaks.
1:45:24
I don't talk to anybody on there.
1:45:26
I don't message anybody on there.
1:45:28
It's it's I've. Probably had some.
1:45:30
For like my I'm sorry, I'm cutting.
1:45:32
Your. Hands off.
1:45:35
I just think it's a really easy way to communicate with my best
1:45:38
friends, you know? But Snapchat?
1:45:40
Yeah, I was just joking. But you still downloaded it.
1:45:42
Yeah, I know. Yeah.
1:45:43
I mean, I did download it, yeah, but it's just there.
1:45:45
That girl had to have been really hot.
1:45:47
Like can you download Snapchat for me?
1:45:50
It's just so much. Easier.
1:45:51
It's tall. I mean, if she's telling you to
1:45:56
download, I'm probably. Going to Yeah.
1:45:57
I mean, I'm, if I let women walk all over me all the time, I'm
1:46:00
like, I mean, whatever you say, yeah.
1:46:02
There's got to be a reason she's trying to get you to download
1:46:04
that. Yeah, dude.
1:46:05
I mean, yeah. What the fuck man?
1:46:08
And then you have some other friends who, like some other
1:46:10
friends of mine will be like, I told her I would never fucking
1:46:13
download that shit. Yeah.
1:46:14
And she said, I love you. I was like, what the fuck is
1:46:16
going on? Yeah.
1:46:17
You gotta be a jerk off to yeah. And I'm like, at the moment I'm
1:46:20
a jerk off to a lady. She's leaving my life.
1:46:22
You remind me of your ex, my ex-boyfriend.
1:46:24
He was a Dick to me, but I'm like, whoa, sorry, all I did was
1:46:28
say. Yeah, like I am not lucky in the
1:46:30
dude. Sometimes asshole guys do come.
1:46:32
The dude. What is it they?
1:46:34
They come out on top dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:46:36
Like they they. Were pun intended, but yeah,
1:46:38
yeah, yeah. That's.
1:46:40
Nice. Guys, nice guys.
1:46:41
Finished last, right? Yeah, that's what they say.
1:46:43
You know what? Real men don't finish at all.
1:46:46
No, I'm just. Are we all single here?
1:46:47
Is that what's? Going on, are we?
1:46:49
I think we are. I thought you were married,
1:46:50
dude, by now. Absolutely.
1:46:51
Yeah, I know. Frankly.
1:46:53
Should we do it? I thought.
1:46:54
You might have been married. Dude, I was almost married.
1:46:56
I kind. Of you've given me married guy
1:46:58
vibes bro like this you've got your life figured out type of
1:47:01
dude. Yeah, you would think.
1:47:02
And people are always like, oh, you got so much going for you.
1:47:04
Don't worry about a woman. I'm like, well, that's the only
1:47:06
thing that I don't have. Yeah.
1:47:08
Like I would like to share my life with somebody.
1:47:10
That sucks man 'cause I feel like that.
1:47:12
Do you feel like I do like? I absolutely don't give a fuck
1:47:15
about. You I knew and.
1:47:16
It's going to be a problem eventually, but hey, we're.
1:47:18
Just I keep thinking that too, because I'm like, I should
1:47:20
really put some time into like trying to actually date and find
1:47:23
somebody that I like, but then I'm.
1:47:25
Sometimes I think about you and I'm like, I hope Carl's not
1:47:28
using me as a source of a role model for girls.
1:47:31
Well, that you seem pretty fine. Yeah, but don't.
1:47:34
I'm broken. Like don't go off of me.
1:47:36
Yeah, it does kind of suck because I feel like I'm pretty
1:47:38
broken too, but I don't. Really think I'm that.
1:47:40
Bad like like you, isn't it? They say that they're like,
1:47:43
they're like, most men are just fucking broken fucking.
1:47:45
People. But you know who broke us?
1:47:47
Women. Women.
1:47:47
Yeah, women. If you're watching this, that
1:47:50
wasn't that wasn't on a jab. Toward you, I feel like I feel
1:47:53
like I'm pretty cool and like the girls that tend to give me
1:47:56
attention. I feel like I could it.
1:47:58
I'm like I don't need. I'd rather be alone at that
1:48:02
point. That's how I feel, but a lot of,
1:48:05
I don't know if it's just men, but IA lot, they say a lot of
1:48:08
men are in that position right now in this country at least.
1:48:10
Yeah, it's like the it's like an all time high diabetes, Yeah.
1:48:14
Everybody's jerking off way too much, bro.
1:48:16
That's weird. Too clear.
1:48:17
There's a pump shortage. Go to dogandhorsecom.com Now.
1:48:21
Wait. What?
1:48:22
It's a domain we bought. It goes the 797 performance.
1:48:25
Go to dog and what is it? Dog and horsecom.com you.
1:48:28
Trick us right now. Dude, no one on the screen.
1:48:31
Nobody ever wants to go to it. We were drunk one night and me
1:48:35
and Kevin wait. Wait.
1:48:35
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Before you do this spelled like
1:48:38
that, can you? Dog and horse com I can't see
1:48:41
that, never had it. Whoa, you.
1:48:46
Can get dog and horse come there.
1:48:47
Holy that. Crazy I was.
1:48:49
Like no, he had his type porn earlier.
1:48:51
Like so if you guys just check out dog and horsecome.com you
1:48:54
can get any ramparts you need. Basically, yeah, we got
1:48:57
everything. I'm proud of us.
1:48:58
We were like, yo, hold on, hold on.
1:49:01
Well, 'cause I know this, I know this guy.
1:49:03
He could be getting this very bad.
1:49:04
Wait, are you? He had his type in porn before.
1:49:07
That's why I was good sex. Yeah, he's tricking us.
1:49:09
Yeah. Oh, OK.
1:49:10
Yeah, no. Yeah, but lonely men?
1:49:14
Yeah, I don't know. Lonely men.
1:49:15
It's a couple of men here. It's an epidemic.
1:49:17
Probably married he. Basically is.
1:49:19
Fucking guys engaged. As fuck get out.
1:49:22
Yeah, just, I mean, like, we're all fucking really cool dudes.
1:49:25
We are a couple of cool dudes. It's just, it's definitely not
1:49:28
us. No, not a, not a US problem.
1:49:31
Not at all. Not a big problem, no.
1:49:33
I I I haven't. Looked at us all my ex girl I
1:49:35
think just I. Haven't looked for a girl in
1:49:37
like 5 years. Oh, OK, yeah, that's the
1:49:39
problem. So it's definitely me, yeah.
1:49:40
But like, I'm not, I'm not complaining.
1:49:43
So it is what it is. I think that like, I think the
1:49:46
right woman is going to come around at least.
1:49:50
If she's coming around, she ain't the right woman.
1:49:52
That's the problem. Yeah, that Oh.
1:49:56
That's the problem, yeah. That's why I know exactly where
1:49:58
I am. Like if if I don't look, it's
1:50:00
not going to happen. Oh, you'll never find it if
1:50:06
you're looking for it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:50:09
They used, yeah. Oh, that was the dog.
1:50:13
Picks up. Yeah, it's bad.
1:50:14
Stop doing it. Earlier you said you would cut
1:50:18
his hands off. I was.
1:50:18
Like no, I cut his he. Keeps testing him I'm.
1:50:20
Sorry yo. Here we go with the bullshit.
1:50:24
Dude, music, music, music. We're talking about music now.
1:50:27
So obviously all my posts I use like Dance Gavin Dance and
1:50:30
Johnny Craig and shit, OK. And so like Johnny Craig posts
1:50:34
I'm friends on a Facebook. I fucking hate Dance Gavin
1:50:36
Dance. Just.
1:50:37
That's fine. OK, What do you hate about it?
1:50:38
The fucking vocalist. Is that what?
1:50:40
Tillian the Whiny 1. They're both terrible.
1:50:42
Whatever. It is.
1:50:43
Well, the OG vocalist. Johnny Craig, Dude.
1:50:45
OK, All right. Played Johnny Craig.
1:50:46
I might not know that one. I don't know.
1:50:48
Yeah. OK.
1:50:49
Damn. This story isn't going to work.
1:50:50
Just say that anyway. No dude, it's sick, but you know
1:50:53
what I mean. Hype dude.
1:50:54
I I'm hype, I'm hype. We do like.
1:50:56
Similar music, yeah, but. But that that.
1:51:00
Well, I feel like, all right. What about Amorosa?
1:51:04
That's like, that's Johnny. That was Johnny Craig back.
1:51:06
I actually. Yeah, that's probably why I
1:51:08
don't fucking like it. I I know the band name, but I I
1:51:12
can't even name one song. So, OK, I don't think yeah.
1:51:16
You know what Boys Like Girls is that band.
1:51:18
Yeah. Carl doesn't really listen to
1:51:19
the same as that music. But.
1:51:21
No, I, I, I'll. He's.
1:51:21
On the outskirts. Yeah, I'm, I'm really on the
1:51:24
outside and this is how on the outside I am.
1:51:25
I went out. You like Justin Bieber?
1:51:27
I went no not. That far outside.
1:51:29
No, I like like older music, but so do I.
1:51:32
I went to what do? You listen to.
1:51:33
Bethlehem Music Fest 80 shit on this guy.
1:51:36
I think last week. Yeah, it was last week.
1:51:39
Yeah. Pennsylvania.
1:51:39
What brought you out there? A buddy of mine lives in
1:51:42
Whitehall. You.
1:51:43
Got it. So like.
1:51:43
And I no. OK.
1:51:46
Sadly, no, I'm just kidding. God, that would be my worst
1:51:48
nightmare. Ethan is the most annoying
1:51:50
motherfucker ever. He probably called me the next
1:51:51
morning. Hey, was it good like?
1:51:54
I've really been thinking about what we did.
1:51:57
But we went to a Pet Lab music fest, right?
1:52:00
I'm sitting there and having a good time.
1:52:01
The music's mad good. Oh, I saw you.
1:52:03
Yeah. You're there.
1:52:04
Yeah. And then the next day or maybe
1:52:07
two days later, my sister's like, Oh yeah, when you went,
1:52:10
Boys Like Girls was playing. And I was like.
1:52:12
Like at that venue. They were playing right in front
1:52:14
of me. What?
1:52:15
And I had no idea. And I was like, what?
1:52:19
Like that makes sense. They were.
1:52:21
I've been. Kind of sick.
1:52:22
They're pretty good. Oh yeah, I.
1:52:24
Mean they're not really that great, but they have but.
1:52:25
No, nonetheless, like I was having a great time.
1:52:27
I was like, this is really great music and they sound really
1:52:29
good. And then then I found out it was
1:52:32
boys, like girls had a great time.
1:52:35
You could have came back Sunday. They don't hang.
1:52:36
Out you fuck with taking back. Sunday.
1:52:37
I mean I you look like you fuck with Taking Back Sunday and
1:52:40
Underoath. I like back in.
1:52:43
The day I haven't heard any of their and they make.
1:52:45
Music. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:52:48
That music is depressing as fuck.
1:52:49
Well, underoath. Yeah, like.
1:52:52
If you like, breakdown the lyrics.
1:52:55
Yeah, yeah. I don't know.
1:52:56
I don't know what. It is.
1:52:56
Most of the music I listen to is pretty depressing.
1:52:58
No wonder I'm like the what? Was the like band that that one
1:53:01
girl liked that you were like, that's, that's your girl right
1:53:04
there. Wait.
1:53:04
What? Go ahead, I was dating this or I
1:53:06
was like seeing this one girl. For a little bit and he's like.
1:53:10
She like dating because you can see from like outside her
1:53:13
window. No, we wanted.
1:53:14
Like a we wanted like a few. Dates just trying to check in.
1:53:16
We went on a few dates but it like fizzled out.
1:53:18
No, he was like, oh, she she really likes this man Escaped
1:53:22
the fate. I was like, fucking run Carl.
1:53:24
And he's like, this is her favorite album.
1:53:25
And it was like dying in the latest fashion.
1:53:27
OK. I was like, you need to run
1:53:28
right now. I'm telling you.
1:53:29
Dude, Ronnie Rocky, he's funny as fuck.
1:53:30
She. Was awesome.
1:53:31
Started. Following him recently.
1:53:32
Yeah, dude, the best. Decision of my life, Yeah, I was
1:53:35
telling Malcolm about that whole fucking.
1:53:36
Definitely, I feel like it could have been a bullet dodged but
1:53:40
totally. Would it say 2?
1:53:41
40 or No, no, that was the other.
1:53:43
No, no, no. No, there was one time she's.
1:53:45
Seen you on the podcast. I don't think so.
1:53:48
I don't really bring this up. I feel like this is a turn off
1:53:50
for a lot. It probably is, yeah.
1:53:52
Yeah, podcast. Yeah.
1:53:53
Definitely like I don't really bring up the car thing.
1:53:55
I don't bring up the fact that I cuz.
1:53:58
Our guys are the equivalent of horse girls.
1:54:00
Yes, I heard that. Yeah, yeah, is.
1:54:01
That really? Yeah.
1:54:02
We're horse girls. We are horse girls, dude, we
1:54:05
got. Huge asses.
1:54:06
I got a little bumper on me, dude.
1:54:11
I don't, just for the record. What the fuck is going?
1:54:15
Panda my ass leaving the room. Yeah, I'm kind of mad.
1:54:17
About it. Oh my fucking God.
1:54:19
Yeah. Boy, you're mad you don't have
1:54:20
cakes. Yeah, I try, man.
1:54:22
I do exercises. Do you really?
1:54:23
Yeah, it helped a little bit. But yeah, I didn't.
1:54:26
I don't do any. I just eat.
1:54:28
Yeah, I. Yeah, I try to do.
1:54:29
I try to not do that. Yeah, dude, it's rough, man.
1:54:31
Yeah, I love food, dude, I love food so much and it just keeps
1:54:35
on. Yeah, I have an addiction to
1:54:36
food. Yeah.
1:54:37
Yeah, and beer. I like beer.
1:54:39
I fucking like beer. That's the problem.
1:54:41
That is the problem. That's the big problem, yeah.
1:54:43
Oh. That sounded.
1:54:44
That's a big problem man. Can you hear that?
1:54:46
Oh, you can. Not mine.
1:54:48
Because beer, everyone I know that is big, they're they always
1:54:52
drink the most beer. Yeah, not all the time.
1:54:55
That's not true. It's like I'm telling you think
1:54:57
that I'm telling you. There was this girl we knew who
1:55:00
could chug a beer faster than you could blink, dude.
1:55:02
Yeah, but when was that fucking 10 years ago?
1:55:04
No, it was like maybe like last year or two years ago.
1:55:07
So it was the last time we saw her Maybe dude.
1:55:10
Once you hit 30, that's when you have to start worrying about.
1:55:12
Yeah, I'm 31. Yes, it's all.
1:55:14
It's all coming back to. Me, it's all downhill.
1:55:18
It really dude, I think it. Was you know.
1:55:21
I'm trying to lock in dude. Yeah, you got to lock in, dude.
1:55:24
I like tried to lock in and I was like, I'm a meek.
1:55:26
I don't know. I just, I was like, I'm just
1:55:28
gonna cook salmon and rice every day and I did it for like 2 days
1:55:31
and I was like, I don't like this anymore.
1:55:32
You gotta at least do lunch. Do lunch every Sunday, meal
1:55:35
prep, lunch. Dude, that's.
1:55:37
I don't want to eat the same thing every fucking day.
1:55:39
Yeah, that's the other problem. Yeah, if you if you can't do
1:55:41
that. Then and then someone walks in,
1:55:42
they're like, oh, I brought you pizza.
1:55:44
Then that's fine. That's a cheat day right there.
1:55:46
Yeah, that, that's and then the. Next day, someone's like, hey,
1:55:48
you want Chipotle? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
1:55:51
There's good. You need discipline.
1:55:52
There's something. Good.
1:55:53
None of that. What I need, What I need is a
1:55:56
woman that's like, don't. Buy this.
1:55:59
Don't eat this. And then I'm like, OK, cool.
1:56:02
So you need one of those girls. I just tell you what to do.
1:56:05
I mean, that's what you want. Not like that.
1:56:08
That's what you. Want.
1:56:08
I kind of think that's what you want.
1:56:10
That's what you want. You want like a girl to like,
1:56:11
step on your throat. No, no, no.
1:56:13
You want a mommy? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:56:15
Look at him. Yeah, he's kind of small, big as
1:56:18
hell. You want a lady to spit on your
1:56:19
mouth and slap? You No, no, no, no, no, no like.
1:56:22
Burn candle wax on. You candle wax.
1:56:24
That might be interesting. Like in a Wolf of Wall Street or
1:56:27
whatever. That might be interesting, yeah.
1:56:28
Great movie. You signed me up for that one.
1:56:30
Step on me, mommy. Yeah.
1:56:32
What part of that? The candle wax.
1:56:34
Shit, yeah, 'cause if they're doing that, probably a witch or
1:56:36
something. Some weird freaky shit.
1:56:37
I mean, that's cool. Yeah, Yeah, is.
1:56:39
That. Really.
1:56:41
We're probably, you know, the same girls.
1:56:42
Yeah, I. Just want like a normal.
1:56:44
Going through your following. That hard to fucking ask for.
1:56:46
No. Like like fucking have hobbies.
1:56:50
And then maybe we'll like share a hobby once every while and
1:56:53
that's it. And then maybe you could like,
1:56:55
bake something and I'll taste it and I'll tell you it tastes
1:56:57
good. She wants to have she.
1:56:58
She wants to have your taste. Good is crazy.
1:57:00
She wants to have your hobby. Red flag she doesn't have any
1:57:03
hobbies. Red flag that's the she doesn't
1:57:06
have any girlfriends. Red.
1:57:07
Flag No, but I don't know about I'm.
1:57:10
Just letting you know, I'm letting everyone know.
1:57:11
Don't. Don't let him know.
1:57:13
Oh, there's fucking rules, trust me.
1:57:15
Rules. Yeah, you only find out later
1:57:16
on, but. I dude, I, we've all been
1:57:19
through. I've been through.
1:57:20
So, you know, there's rules. Come on, there's rules.
1:57:23
I just. I don't want there to be rules
1:57:24
though, like if. I wanted to flow.
1:57:26
I'm just trying to have a good time so that I can Carl stop
1:57:29
you. The other night, the other night
1:57:30
you you met someone and then you goes.
1:57:32
You said everything was going good and then I saw she had a
1:57:35
240. Yeah, it's because like.
1:57:39
Way to way to like blow up his spot though.
1:57:41
It's alright. You already talked about.
1:57:43
Nobody really cares. I don't really get women or
1:57:44
anything like that off of there. Like, this is like the worst
1:57:47
place to If you come to the podcast thinking a girl's gonna
1:57:50
listen to this, you're crazy. That's the safe space.
1:57:52
But the problem. Is what?
1:57:54
If someone gets a hold of it, then it's not so safe.
1:57:57
I hope. All right.
1:57:58
How about this? Let's relate to everybody, a lot
1:57:59
of our listeners out there who might be running into the same
1:58:01
thing, right? You're beat.
1:58:04
You're absolutely. Beat That was very
1:58:05
inspirational, like you're. Fucking beat like just keep
1:58:08
living your life. We're all in the same boat.
1:58:09
Delete all those apps, stop swiping and.
1:58:12
Like maybe if you get laid or see a woman or or whatever or a
1:58:16
guy, whatever. Maybe you like guys.
1:58:18
Yeah, like dude, I wish I could have went down that rabbit hole
1:58:21
too, but. What liking guys?
1:58:22
Yeah, but I just don't. Yeah, we're like, you don't
1:58:24
really drink that much, right? I don't drink, ever.
1:58:26
No, what? What He's waiting for me to.
1:58:29
I was, I was like, Malcolm, did you?
1:58:32
Malcolm always tells me he's like, he's like, you're probably
1:58:34
just gay. I'm like, I'm not man, trust me.
1:58:36
Are you sure you ever tried it? No.
1:58:39
But I will not try it you. Could imagine, dude.
1:58:42
I know you could imagine. Right.
1:58:43
The fact that you're imagining it, I might insinuate that
1:58:46
you're gay. I've imagined.
1:58:47
The smile on Nick's face right now.
1:58:49
If you're not watching the video, he's like you.
1:58:51
Like crabby baddies. Good word.
1:58:54
That kind of beat. Like you could now.
1:58:56
Like you could imagine, like you could.
1:58:58
Imagine a cock in your. I don't.
1:59:01
Not a cock, maybe a pecker. No a cock, no like you could
1:59:04
imagine sucking. A or a pee pee.
1:59:06
Now do you, when you, when you think of that thought, do you go
1:59:11
man maybe or do you go fuck no? How many gas station boner pills
1:59:15
have I had in this scenario? But we got 2 right there.
1:59:17
So if you want to start this. Fuck yeah, I.
1:59:19
Don't. That's just not.
1:59:21
No, but what I'm saying is no, I'm not gay.
1:59:24
And I've thought about it. OK, Yeah, because I thought that
1:59:26
would be an easier route. Well, because it's like you're,
1:59:28
you're just chill. Damn.
1:59:29
That guy, Malcolm. I think that gay could be sick
1:59:34
if you weren't having sex. So you think about it.
1:59:36
You marry your bro. Well, yeah.
1:59:38
Yeah. You guys are just hanging out
1:59:39
all the time. You don't got to work.
1:59:41
He's not going to run off, you know what I mean?
1:59:43
You're Bros. Yeah.
1:59:44
So now you guys both own half your, you know.
1:59:47
Carl thinking about it. Dude no, I'm just like Dick God
1:59:50
damn I had to bring up dating. Really.
1:59:52
Carls a God damn, we're fucking lonely.
1:59:54
You're going to touch on it. You gotta touch.
1:59:56
It's a modern problem. It does.
1:59:58
It is. It does on.
1:59:59
Paper. Modern solution.
2:00:01
Does on paper seem like a great way to get around taxes?
2:00:04
It is yes. Wags wags and Jesse with you
2:00:07
bro. You can start an LGBGQ business
2:00:10
and get some loans together probably.
2:00:12
That's fucking crazy, right? Probably.
2:00:14
Trump probably got rid of that shit.
2:00:15
But yeah, probably a year ago you would have been golden.
2:00:18
Yeah, but we're all single as fuck.
2:00:22
I don't really anticipate magically a woman of my dreams
2:00:24
falling from the sky, so it's probably going to stay like
2:00:26
that. Fucking falls from the sky right
2:00:28
now. That'd be crazy.
2:00:29
Oh. 0330 man, we're going to have to cut the.
2:00:34
Last one was was real light. It didn't.
2:00:35
It was like I'm there's one from Malcolm.
2:00:38
I'm saving myself. I'm saving myself for Ariana.
2:00:41
Grande for death? Oh yeah.
2:00:43
That's her. Yeah, that's her.
2:00:44
That's going to be her hat. Too.
2:00:46
Well, didn't her ex-boyfriend die anyway?
2:00:48
No. Oh, yeah.
2:00:50
Yeah, yeah. Mac Miller.
2:00:51
Yeah, he's dead. I'm just trying to.
2:00:52
People like that guy's I. Don't know, I didn't either, but
2:00:54
are we the only ones? I'm fucking with Mac Miller, you
2:00:56
know. What?
2:00:57
Oh hold on, you ever heard of the band The home team?
2:01:00
No, I fucking don't like that band and it's so hype right now.
2:01:05
That dude kind of looks like you but with blonde hair.
2:01:07
Dude you would be hit if you died Your what would you do you
2:01:09
like? Turnstile.
2:01:10
What do you like the band Turnstile?
2:01:12
I don't know what that is. Thank fucking God, OK?
2:01:15
Blonde hair, dirty blonde hair. You'd you'd RIP it through the
2:01:17
apps right now. Let's.
2:01:18
Start a band. Let's fucking start a band.
2:01:20
I can, I can play like 3 things with the guitar.
2:01:23
I have AI have guitars. I don't bring a mic.
2:01:25
Yeah dude, you could. Let's do it you.
2:01:27
Look mad, you look mad cool doing that.
2:01:30
I I tried playing the drums. Real quick, TuneIn, next week
2:01:32
you look. Like a guitar.
2:01:32
Guy, I did try to play the guitar for a while.
2:01:35
I can like play a couple things where at a party like I have
2:01:38
like a lot of things to try to aid.
2:01:41
You got. Picking up women and it still
2:01:43
hasn't worked. Like I could do all sorts of
2:01:46
shit around the house. I could cook up a mule I.
2:01:48
Don't think, I don't think we're really going where we're going
2:01:51
to find women. Where's where do I need to go?
2:01:53
Fucking target. We just go to the track like you
2:01:56
would have found one the other night.
2:01:57
At everyone's thing, everyone's girlfriend's at the track.
2:01:59
Yeah, that's all you're going to find there.
2:02:01
Or like someone that everyone else has dated.
2:02:04
Also tire biter, which is fine. Is that what they call them?
2:02:07
That's what I call them. Tire biter what?
2:02:11
Was the other one Malcolm? We had a few.
2:02:14
Drift missile, Drift missile. Drift missile is crazy.
2:02:16
You think this made us look fucking real shitty and
2:02:19
loserish? I don't.
2:02:20
Get it right now? Yeah, I don't care.
2:02:22
Kinda. Wait, who said?
2:02:23
Yeah, kinda? It gets lonely for a little.
2:02:25
You know what makes me feel real sad about this whole situation?
2:02:27
That I don't know, Frankie. I know if I was.
2:02:30
Looking then I'd feel like a loser.
2:02:31
No, Frankie, I know for a few like is gonna differ view on
2:02:34
this when I'm about to bring up a kid.
2:02:35
All right, I'll stop like like a kid.
2:02:39
A friend of mine has a family right?
2:02:41
He has a daughter and a lady. When I see them off having fun
2:02:44
and shit and doing like family shit.
2:02:46
Do you envy? Him.
2:02:46
That's when I feel pretty shitty because I'm like, fuck, I
2:02:49
thought that I would like. Yeah.
2:02:51
Do something like that. That's when I feel.
2:02:53
That's the only time I feel shitty.
2:02:55
About it, yeah. The thing that fucks with me is
2:02:57
like, you ever you you've had like relationships, Ron.
2:03:01
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, and I'm not saying this in
2:03:04
a bad way or anything like that, but what sucks is like making
2:03:07
memories with people that now, like now you're like, fuck,
2:03:12
those memories don't even matter.
2:03:13
Yeah, in a way, you know what I mean?
2:03:15
Ding, Ding, Ding yeah. And I was like, what was the
2:03:17
point of all that? Yeah, and then you feel like you
2:03:19
wasted it, but you got to change.
2:03:20
Yeah, you do learn. And you, you know, like you
2:03:23
know, whatever you learn to be more.
2:03:26
Respectful when it's done. Yeah, I learned to not go for
2:03:29
fucking whores. What?
2:03:32
What? Yeah, I learned a lot.
2:03:35
I learned a lot. Yeah, you're right.
2:03:36
Yeah. No, yeah, I mean, I get what
2:03:38
you're saying. Like, yeah, those.
2:03:39
Yeah, like we spent whatever, however many years, OK, you can
2:03:44
look at it two ways. It was a waste of time.
2:03:48
You lost three years of your life, whatever or.
2:03:52
Dayseek or something? No.
2:03:53
Or look at it. The positive.
2:03:55
Oh, it was fun. We had a good time.
2:03:56
It was fun, Yeah. And and that's it.
2:03:59
It took me a long time to get to that point, yeah, but it exists.
2:04:02
I like in the heat of the moment, I'm like, or you know,
2:04:06
you're bitter at first, but like now like I look at like, you
2:04:08
know, women from the past and I'm like, like there's like 1
2:04:12
and like I'm like proud of like what she's doing and shit.
2:04:14
And I'm like, I'm not even bitter.
2:04:15
Like I'm not bitter about it. Like I'm like, cool, she's off
2:04:18
doing her thing and she's doing what she wants and that's sick.
2:04:21
And then you got like, girls are like, I want some fucking just.
2:04:24
You get hit by a bus? Yeah, trust me.
2:04:27
Oh, I know that feeling. Yeah, fucking yeah.
2:04:29
No that that is as accurate I feel like as you can make.
2:04:32
That and then I have like a like one girl I was engaged to and
2:04:35
like she's got like kids and like a family and I'm like,
2:04:38
well, OK. Sore about that one or not I.
2:04:42
Don't. No, I don't think so.
2:04:43
Yeah. That means it was.
2:04:44
Because I don't think I want kids.
2:04:46
I don't think so. So.
2:04:47
I had a feeling and I'm the same way, yeah.
2:04:49
I do. I did.
2:04:50
I don't know. Yeah, you know.
2:04:51
Another epidemic, by the way, there's also.
2:04:53
Yeah, yeah, because. Because nobody wants to have
2:04:56
them. Or someone has thirty of them
2:04:57
and they're like, I'm looking for something serious, don't
2:05:00
play games with me. Yeah, no, but bro, you have 7
2:05:04
kids. Men are not because because men
2:05:06
are more men are single right now.
2:05:08
They're not having kids. So it's just a, you know, I
2:05:10
guess that's just a thing that's going on.
2:05:11
But yeah, I don't know. His dad.
2:05:14
I know so many ran. I know how to do so many random
2:05:18
cool. Then you got people like Carl
2:05:19
where it's like he wants, he wants a kid, she wants every
2:05:22
there's. A lot of potential women out
2:05:23
there to have kids. You just got to deal with a baby
2:05:25
dad. I know, but I can't even like.
2:05:27
I can't even like when. It comes out of jail and you
2:05:29
know. What I mean one where like we
2:05:30
get. Carl, I think you're you're.
2:05:32
It's just not your priority right now.
2:05:33
It's fine. I'm locked.
2:05:35
I. Would date you if I was a chick
2:05:36
dude, I'd be like, what this guy's that means?
2:05:37
So fucking much dude. I'd fuck you I.
2:05:39
Would I would date you too? I'd eat your ass that banged you
2:05:41
over this fucking table right now.
2:05:43
God God damn God I knew this podcast commercial would be
2:05:46
good. Do this podcast.
2:05:48
Dude, that you think that got kind of dark?
2:05:50
You think? I hope that didn't make anybody
2:05:52
feel kind of weird. Oh dude, that people want to
2:05:54
hear people? People.
2:05:55
Fucking learn a lot about. Frankie, just now, I'll tell you
2:05:57
that. Because I'm a close fucking
2:05:58
books. Are you, did I get you to open
2:06:00
up a little bit like that? Yeah, a little bit, yeah.
2:06:03
I feel like maybe. I didn't open up completely
2:06:05
though, because you can't. You can't.
2:06:07
No, you can't. Because then.
2:06:08
Yeah, your tears don't fall, they crash around.
2:06:10
Yes, well, now I. Feel like a lot of people know
2:06:12
I'm actually really lonely, which is pretty sad.
2:06:14
No, that's fine, Carl. You.
2:06:17
You and fucking what? It's probably like.
2:06:19
It's probably like half of the other.
2:06:20
I was gonna say like a lot of people are.
2:06:22
Look it up, dude probably just finished jerking off and he's
2:06:24
watching the podcast now with post that's.
2:06:27
You man, that's. You, Malcolm, look up a stat to
2:06:29
make us feel better since you're madly in love, OK?
2:06:32
Yeah, how many people are not happy like me?
2:06:35
How many US American males are single right?
2:06:37
Some shit like that and then break it up by Asians.
2:06:40
In the United States, 63% of men 18 to 30 basically are single.
2:06:45
Which is. Significantly higher than the
2:06:47
34%. Of what about 30 plus?
2:06:49
Because that's 18 to 29. Yeah, look up 30 Plus.
2:06:52
Yeah, why did they put the cut off?
2:06:54
Yeah. There's there's something,
2:06:56
there's older adults, older adults that's 50 to 65.
2:06:59
Do they just forget about us? Because they don't care about
2:07:02
us. Either way, it's over 50, which
2:07:06
is pretty fucking crazy. That is kind of nuts that
2:07:08
actually. 5% makes. Me feel pretty decent.
2:07:11
Did anyone ask questions on the? Post shit did we do that?
2:07:15
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
2:07:16
Thanks for reminding. Us.
2:07:16
Oh, I was wondering like. We just went on a deep dive like
2:07:20
about did. We get like 2 questions, you
2:07:22
know? I'm not.
2:07:22
No, we got, we definitely got a lot.
2:07:23
Really. At least people have people.
2:07:25
Usually ask questions. I mean we've.
2:07:26
Had like other people on here that don't have.
2:07:29
Nothing to do with this like clothing company like and people
2:07:33
will ask them questions. Too what they want to know.
2:07:35
Yeah, let's see how many you got.
2:07:36
Oh, you got none? I'm kidding.
2:07:37
So chat clip. That's a bunch.
2:07:40
Fuck, marry, kill. Oh boy.
2:07:43
You're going to love this one. What others options?
2:07:45
It's someone you know, Dance Gavin Dance, Amarosa.
2:07:48
Or Slaves. Slaves.
2:07:49
The band name? Yeah.
2:07:51
That's why they changed. The Rain City Drive.
2:07:52
Yeah, probably a good idea. Wait, what did they?
2:07:53
Change it to I'm fucking a whole band.
2:07:55
Yeah, you got. Yeah, you got to fuck.
2:07:57
Fuck, marry, kill. I don't like that one.
2:07:59
Basically, which one do you not want to go away forever?
2:08:02
That's the one you're marrying. Is that what marriage is?
2:08:05
Wait. Fuck first.
2:08:07
Fuck I'm a fuck the fuck. Probably Dance Gavin Dance.
2:08:12
Oh, so you don't like that band that much?
2:08:14
No wait, I thought I was having sex with him.
2:08:15
Yeah, you are, but you're not marrying them.
2:08:18
I mean, they're all, most of the most of the same musicians are
2:08:20
in each band. That's crazy.
2:08:21
Yeah. So it's like.
2:08:23
This is a hard one. Yeah, skip this one.
2:08:25
Vote to skip. Who asked?
2:08:27
It Kev code 21. 50 That's Kev O'Malley with the GR.
2:08:29
Yeah, he said. I asked a bunch of random
2:08:32
questions. Oh wow, look at that.
2:08:36
What? JDM Will from Club Blues tell
2:08:40
Nick I'm really proud of the man he has become.
2:08:42
PS Still mad no invite when he's at U Town.
2:08:45
That was really nice. That wasn't a question, but
2:08:48
thank you, Will. Thanks, Will.
2:08:49
Damn, he sent me JA JA JA JA JA stickers and it makes me feel
2:08:53
like relevant. Those are.
2:08:54
Those are. The one with the little devil on
2:08:57
it. That shit is sick.
2:08:59
When are you buying another 240? Who says that?
2:09:02
The people. The people.
2:09:04
So I was actually trying to buy a like 180 and I inquired with
2:09:08
some like importers and I said, hey, the more mods the better.
2:09:12
Like I'm looking for something that's like tastefully modified,
2:09:15
like, you know, bold and Cusco cage like mismatch wheels, a
2:09:18
little little rough around the edges that I can clean up and
2:09:21
put my own touch on. I don't really want a bone stock
2:09:24
car. What's your price range though?
2:09:26
So. I had like a set aside.
2:09:28
I had 30 grand set aside and I wanted to spend a little less
2:09:31
than that if possible. And all the importers like you
2:09:34
don't want this car. It's this great.
2:09:36
It's this great. Like, no, I literally want that
2:09:37
car. I want the cheaper the better.
2:09:41
I would feel good fixing one up. But then I bought a C606 because
2:09:46
The thing is and The thing is like.
2:09:48
Wait, what was that? I'm sorry that you said that
2:09:50
really fast. You want a fucking Corvette?
2:09:52
Yeah, C6ES6. Oh fuck.
2:09:53
Bro it's like a 180SX. Yeah, USDM.
2:09:56
Yeah, USDM 180. On brand, on brand for what
2:09:59
we're doing over here. You've been fucking.
2:10:02
Bro because here's the the. Eights have ruined you.
2:10:05
You'll never come back, no. I was just saying how I would
2:10:08
rock a Corvette, you know what I mean?
2:10:09
You'll never come back dude. It's they're sick dude.
2:10:11
But like The thing is like 30 grand for a bone stock 180 that
2:10:16
I have to replace everything on anyway.
2:10:18
Or or 30 grand for a fucking badass mulletmobile.
2:10:24
And I picking up all the blonde women and.
2:10:26
I got it and I was like, I'm gonna leave this in bone stock
2:10:28
and then I put it needed tires were from like 2012.
2:10:32
And so I put I was like I got to do wheels.
2:10:34
So I did American Blitzo threes, which are Weld Lagunas and then
2:10:39
crank the fucking bolts all the way down.
2:10:41
And then now it's fucking stupid low and it's still fun to drive,
2:10:44
but. Probably looks sick that.
2:10:47
Does look sick dude. 240SX family question mark.
2:10:51
Oh shit, that was my form back in the day.
2:10:53
You had your own form. I had my own form.
2:10:54
Yeah, I sold it to Nico Club for like 700 bucks.
2:10:57
What? Did they do with it?
2:10:58
I just fucking demolished it, I think.
2:11:00
Yeah, what the fuck for how much you sell for?
2:11:03
Like 700 bucks. Why did they?
2:11:04
Even want it, I don't know. Then I sold.
2:11:06
I had 240SX rebuild drive of Philly.
2:11:08
I owned that Facebook group. I sold it to that dude Camille
2:11:11
for like 300 bucks is. He the one that sells parts or
2:11:14
cars Yeah. Oh yeah, I know which group that
2:11:17
is because it's just him selling cars all the time.
2:11:18
Yeah, yeah, OK. He's.
2:11:20
Like I'm going to use at the market.
2:11:21
And I was like, all right, sick dude, dude.
2:11:23
You made you made the craziest plays, dude.
2:11:26
What the? Fuck, I was.
2:11:27
I was. Horse and cum or whatever.
2:11:29
Dog and horsecom.com, you know, that's I'd like to we should
2:11:32
look up the I have to have Kevin look up like the analytics on
2:11:35
that site to see how many people have like found it.
2:11:38
That would be. Interesting.
2:11:39
So we have stickers made. I have slap stickers and so like
2:11:41
in my in my like JDM slap stickers going down the back of
2:11:44
my windshield. It's a random dog and horse cum
2:11:46
sticker and it says kid tested, mother approved.
2:11:50
That is crazy. Yeah, you should have brought
2:11:53
those stickers. I should have, I don't.
2:11:56
Know if I would want that? Someone else said build another
2:11:59
type X. Damn dude, you.
2:12:01
Yo grown up. Grip decision St. nights and
2:12:05
sent what? How do you say that fucking
2:12:07
word? I don't even know how to read
2:12:08
that. Is that?
2:12:10
Sandy Meyer, Sandy Meyer, Lane. Dude, that was a spot.
2:12:13
Did your spot Yeah dude, your your group was called grip
2:12:16
decision, right? Yeah dude, that was the coolest
2:12:18
fucking. Name ever.
2:12:19
Was it really? Yes.
2:12:20
So I brought back the wrong name.
2:12:22
What'd you bring back? Because so grip decision was me.
2:12:25
TJ Bork. Yeah.
2:12:27
Max Schuster, my brother and I think like just a bunch.
2:12:32
Of Philly people. Yeah.
2:12:33
And so that was like our street team back in the day.
2:12:35
I love that name. And then so like TJ like decided
2:12:40
he didn't like us or whatever. And so then we wanted a new like
2:12:43
a fresh start. And so we started.
2:12:44
It was attractive noise, which is I have that on my.
2:12:47
Active noise is not bad. Either yeah, I kind of like grip
2:12:50
decision. Grip decision.
2:12:51
Dude I know was that. Attractive noise, sounds like a
2:12:53
band which I. Would also like OK, but that's
2:12:55
that's what it is now so and I'm I think I might be the only
2:12:59
member at this point, but dude, start it up attractive noise St.
2:13:02
club. Dude, grip decision so.
2:13:04
Dude, grip decision. I thought people didn't think
2:13:06
that was what? That was like my.
2:13:07
That was one of. Did you really like that name?
2:13:09
Yeah. Dude cuz you had stickers right?
2:13:11
Cuz I must have seen it like. Yeah, we had all little
2:13:13
windshield banners. Yeah, yeah, OK.
2:13:15
I remember and I love that name. Dude, what the fuck?
2:13:18
Yeah. Cuz it was the decision whether
2:13:20
or not to grip dude. Yeah.
2:13:21
Cuz we did both. We would.
2:13:22
We would do like. Yeah, I got it.
2:13:24
Yeah. Yeah.
2:13:25
You had people that you want to do grip driving.
2:13:27
Grip, dude, Yeah, dude you mate, yeah.
2:13:31
God. Cuz when we were, when we were
2:13:33
starting drifting and stuff, we were in the same boat.
2:13:36
I was like, well, grip driving is kind of sick, you know, in
2:13:38
the mountains and whatnot. But drifting is cool.
2:13:41
But so it was always like, I think I had like something one
2:13:44
of the sticker said drift and grip or something.
2:13:47
I think I do remember that. Yeah, like one of the first
2:13:49
ones. So like, I get what you were
2:13:51
going for. When I saw that, I was like,
2:13:52
damn, that's a really good name. When are you buying me dinner at
2:13:57
margaritas? Who's that?
2:13:59
Tyler Holzman. Tyler Holzman, I don't know.
2:14:02
He's the one that said build another.
2:14:03
Text, Just text me man, we can do it.
2:14:05
He's always driving trucks like. Yes, he said.
2:14:08
I miss you. Also old shop hangs were the
2:14:10
best. Now.
2:14:11
Is he talking about a fucking storage?
2:14:13
No, we actually we rented a shop in Mooresville together for a
2:14:17
little bit and I helped him. We found this 2 tone 240.
2:14:22
Yeah, he still has it I think, right?
2:14:23
Is that the one? He still has.
2:14:24
Yeah, well, now it's like. Ty Holman Silver Yeah, 4 lugs
2:14:27
still. Yep.
2:14:28
Dude, that car is. Pretty safe Tyler, Good dude.
2:14:30
We did that dude. We did the Sr.
2:14:33
Swap on it and then we bought a harness off some random guy and
2:14:37
this was probably like 20/20/19 or something when we did this
2:14:40
and we bought a harness also random guy and it ended up being
2:14:43
an Sr. harness that I did back when I was like 17.
2:14:46
How did you figure that out? The fucking horrible soldiers.
2:14:49
And I was like, and the way the and the way the injector wires
2:14:52
were ran. And then I was like, wait, let's
2:14:55
hit up the dude. I was like, where'd you get
2:14:56
this? And then he bought it from my
2:14:57
friend Francie, which I did that like he crashed his car and his
2:15:02
blitz O threes ended up on Damon Camry on bronze's car.
2:15:04
Oh, wow, that's funny. So it was like all the parts
2:15:06
from that car made it around. So then I was like, Hey, Tyler
2:15:09
let me redo this harness because I'm not proud of it.
2:15:12
And so I redid the harness and it's actually funny.
2:15:15
Back in the day he blamed he's like the car wouldn't start and
2:15:17
he's like, it's got to be the hardest, It's got to be the
2:15:19
hardest. And I was like, no, dude, I was
2:15:21
like, I know like I've done so many hardest.
2:15:22
I was like, and he's probably like, God damn it, he's saying
2:15:26
this out loud. But for the longest time I was
2:15:29
like, dude, it's probably a Cam angle sensor, the way it's
2:15:31
acting up. But like, you know, 'cause you
2:15:33
know, they would get dropped and crushed and stuff like that and
2:15:35
like that little fucking wheel would get damaged.
2:15:38
And he like swapped everything and, you know, tried a million
2:15:42
things. He's like, it's kind of be the
2:15:43
hardest. And then I think someone came
2:15:45
over, he borrowed a Cam angle sensor and fucking fired right
2:15:47
up and ran. Yeah.
2:15:49
Yeah, Cam ankle sensors can kind of be tricky because they don't
2:15:52
just break like sometimes they sometimes they just break and
2:15:56
that's it and it won't even start.
2:15:58
And sometimes they'll give you some little intermittent.
2:16:00
Yeah, like sometimes they'll like fire over and I think you
2:16:03
pull it out and like turn it and you hear the injectors clicking.
2:16:05
Yeah. Oh, wow, yeah, I didn't even
2:16:06
fucking do that before. I don't even know.
2:16:07
Of course, has done that before. I've definitely never done that,
2:16:10
but mine was always like when you put it, reassemble it, it's
2:16:12
like you have to do it like one with a.
2:16:15
Dot yeah. And then when it goes in it
2:16:16
rotates. Like that Chris is a fucking pro
2:16:19
with that shit. I don't tell you I definitely.
2:16:20
I'm like you. Want me to do this?
2:16:21
But you remember the Cam sensor before I put the valve cover on?
2:16:24
He's like, Nah, it doesn't matter.
2:16:25
I'm like dude. And I used to never get anything
2:16:27
tuned back in the day either. I just threw T20 eights on it,
2:16:29
ran 14 lbs and cranked the Cam angle sensor to one way and my
2:16:33
shit was always. Advanced the timing.
2:16:35
Yeah, dude, my shit was always spicy.
2:16:37
Yeah, I remember I fucked with the cams position sensor once
2:16:40
and I was like damn we can change the car.
2:16:43
Yeah, CA-18, same thing. Dude fucking crack that thing
2:16:46
all the. Way we had ACA 18.
2:16:47
I had two of them. How do you feel about that
2:16:49
engine? Oh, it's a good engine.
2:16:52
Yeah, just no. No one can fucking work on like
2:16:55
everyone's like oh it's an RV cut down, but no it.
2:16:57
Is really an RV? Though it is, but it's also
2:16:59
like. Do you have one with white valve
2:17:01
covers on it? It's the only other CA18I know
2:17:04
that was in club loose and it was for sale for a while.
2:17:07
Frankie's still here working. Damn.
2:17:08
It was for sale for a while and I was like no fucking way.
2:17:11
This is where this is going to go full circle.
2:17:12
Right now is the. Door.
2:17:16
Open Oh, it's so weird hearing people talk.
2:17:17
I know it's always such a shock. Yeah, what's he saying I?
2:17:22
Don't know. What does this man say?
2:17:26
Later. Oh, you don't have to.
2:17:28
You don't have to close it on Frank.
2:17:29
Jesus, no. The fucking the fly just flew
2:17:30
out. I.
2:17:31
Watched. Oh fuck.
2:17:31
Oh, OK. Jesus Christ.
2:17:32
All right. So what else?
2:17:35
We got what else we got, CA kid. FA24 Turbo or LS if you did it
2:17:39
all over again. Oh, who said that?
2:17:42
Don't worry about it. OK, so I was actually going down
2:17:44
the FA 24 rabbit hole and I was thinking about doing that.
2:17:49
What's FA 24? Where did that come?
2:17:50
In the GR86. 02 point. 4 for the new one, right?
2:17:54
And I think you could swap some guy sold some things for the
2:17:58
Canon phasers and he was like almost completed the project or
2:18:01
something, but he like wasn't ready to sell them yet.
2:18:03
So so I was like, fuck that. And it was going to cost as much
2:18:06
of an LS swap. So I was just like Nah LS LS is
2:18:10
the answer. Josh Delise says What the helly
2:18:13
cat in parentheses. I like that you're bald now.
2:18:23
Damn, that's crazy. No, in a good way.
2:18:25
He looks good bald. Yeah, he does.
2:18:27
He does, Josh. Always Josh.
2:18:28
Always looks good when Josh. Got the glasses on, shit cracks
2:18:31
me up. I bought my first type X lip off
2:18:33
of him. I drove all the way out to New
2:18:34
York. Oh really?
2:18:36
Picked up a broken in half type X loop.
2:18:38
You guys ruined type X shit basically at the same time.
2:18:41
We were in the 1 E XA Rd. thread together.
2:18:43
Do you ever see his Ilvia thread?
2:18:45
What like a? What is it?
2:18:46
Coke. Coke Crisp.
2:18:48
Oh shit, yeah, I think I bought it off from from Sylvia maybe.
2:18:52
Yeah, I remember. And then I added them on
2:18:53
Facebook. I can't.
2:18:54
Believe we used to buy shit off each other locally through a
2:18:57
forum. Yeah, that's kind of crazy.
2:18:59
When you just got it, Yeah. When you could have just been
2:19:00
like, there was no Facebook. It was, but there was
2:19:02
Craigslist. It was just Craigslist, but
2:19:04
yeah, we really did buy shit off Sylvia.
2:19:06
That's crazy. Thoughts on the new V6 Mopars
2:19:11
being released? That's what kind of what we.
2:19:13
Were talking about online 6 Yeah they're cool like.
2:19:17
Oh yeah, 6 pack yeah, they call it a six pack.
2:19:19
It's. Hard.
2:19:20
For example, with those trucks it's the same motor.
2:19:24
Damn, I touch the TV. Yeah, don't touch.
2:19:26
That sorry TV you look lonely. So with those trucks like they
2:19:34
there's like 2 like piggyback tuners right now.
2:19:36
So you have the same motor in that truck?
2:19:37
Yeah, so there's piggyback tuners right now that make like
2:19:39
100 horsepower from just plugging them in.
2:19:42
So, and it's oh, it's not NA, it's no, it's twin turbo, twin
2:19:45
turbo inline 6. Yeah, damn.
2:19:47
So that's a Dodge GT, that's a Dodge 2J.
2:19:50
Yeah, well, no B58 like the Oh well, BMW yeah, they sound it is
2:19:54
weird. It's.
2:19:55
Not actually the same motor, right?
2:19:56
No, I'd say American. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
2:19:59
But I think once like Real Tuning comes out, I think
2:20:01
they're going to be fucking cool.
2:20:03
That's crazy though. That's kind of cool, but I don't
2:20:06
know if that's cool for a fucking yeah.
2:20:09
I don't. Know kind of.
2:20:11
And the Charger's all-wheel drive now.
2:20:12
Oh. It's getting worse and.
2:20:14
Worse and more, but there is so there's buttons so you can you
2:20:18
can get the worst, but I fucking hate buttons.
2:20:20
Dude, American, I want AV 8 and fucking like levers and shit.
2:20:25
I don't want any buttons. I don't want a fucking battery.
2:20:27
Get that shit out of there. I don't know what they were
2:20:29
thinking with that. I hate that.
2:20:30
You're late, uncle. It's 2025.
2:20:32
It's. Wack like get that shit out we
2:20:33
need AV8. What do you mean?
2:20:35
You give me amazing. Music, You know exactly what you
2:20:37
need in that motherfucker. Yeah, yeah.
2:20:38
You need a fucking V8 and that's it.
2:20:41
Maybe a supercharger if you want to get crazy.
2:20:42
Yeah, put a supercharger on it, Yeah.
2:20:44
That's crazy, I need to learn how to drive better before I do
2:20:46
that. But like a fucking inline twin
2:20:50
turbo all-wheel drive. Yeah.
2:20:52
But there's going to be like buttons to like for like drift
2:20:54
in doughnut mode, which is kind of yeah.
2:20:56
Fucking done, dude. Fucking done.
2:20:58
But I'm renting that off a turbo real.
2:21:00
Quick, I want to see. Some.
2:21:03
That's insane. All right, what else you got for
2:21:05
me? He's filtering through him.
2:21:07
His face looks concerned. Because sometimes I most of the
2:21:10
time I got to read these. Before we we've had sometimes
2:21:12
where Frankie read one out loud. Yeah, it wasn't good.
2:21:15
Have you had some? Of those and it.
2:21:17
Was a little, it was a little awkward.
2:21:18
No, no, no, not really. Not really.
2:21:19
So nobody wants to see Mike. No, no, no.
2:21:22
What was the last time you got caught?
2:21:23
St. Drifting.
2:21:24
Dude, fucking. Last week. 2000 when I sold the
2:21:28
red Type X car I actually got it was Christmas Eve and I was
2:21:33
trying to impress this girl at the time.
2:21:35
I ended up getting engaged to her, so it worked, but so I was
2:21:38
trying to impress her and I went to this place called Carmel
2:21:41
Heights Park and Ride, which was a spot back in the day.
2:21:44
Broad fucking daylight. I don't know what I was
2:21:46
thinking. Cars fresh out of paint.
2:21:48
I and I, I fucked the fenders up a little bit because the tires
2:21:51
are rubbing them and burnt the paint off.
2:21:53
But dude, I threw it down hard as shit.
2:21:55
And then there was a state trooper sitting in the parking
2:21:57
lot the whole time. Oh my God.
2:21:59
And I didn't know. So I just like, you know, I
2:22:02
stopped drifting, and then I had fake inspection stickers.
2:22:04
So like, you know, it was a whole.
2:22:06
He was like, attacking everything, all impossible.
2:22:08
Yeah. And then I was like, you know
2:22:09
what? I was like, I gotta get my life
2:22:10
together. So I sold.
2:22:12
The car, really, That was it. Yeah, well, cuz I got hit, you
2:22:14
know, reckless driving and all this, all this shit all at once.
2:22:17
And I was like, I'm not gonna be able to beat this.
2:22:19
So I was like, I just fucking sold a car and then went to
2:22:22
court and the guy's like, oh, I ran the saying the
2:22:24
registration's up and I was like, well, I don't have the car
2:22:27
anymore. Yeah, but I would have been
2:22:28
like, Sir, I sold the car. I'm trying to change.
2:22:31
My life, I ended up knowing that my dad knew the judge.
2:22:34
So like, it worked. Yeah, it got.
2:22:36
I only got careless driving which was like 3.
2:22:38
Points. That's the best thing that could
2:22:39
happen. Then I got the BRZ so.
2:22:41
And he started it all over again.
2:22:42
Yeah. And I tried to straight drift
2:22:44
that dude. Yep.
2:22:45
So that didn't work. Yeah, he literally just started.
2:22:47
Street drift in the fucking next car I St.
2:22:49
Drifted the other day. It was fucking cool.
2:22:52
I just like dude fucking dude I. It just beats like.
2:22:56
Like that, the fucking Joshua Mahara hang or whatever.
2:22:59
I don't know how you know the old, the old risky devil video.
2:23:02
He's like my fucking. Oh, Josh, Yeah.
2:23:04
How do you say Jaguar? Dude, I always just said.
2:23:06
Mahara Mcgarren. Dude, he's Filipino.
2:23:08
Josh, if you see this, can you tell us how to say your last
2:23:10
name? Actually, yeah.
2:23:11
Did he tell us he did? Yeah, Mcgarren, Mcgarren.
2:23:14
The Filipino thing. But no that for some reason when
2:23:16
you're St. Drifting, my heart rate is just
2:23:20
fucking pumping like crazy. That's the best.
2:23:22
Yeah, and on the track I'm just like.
2:23:25
On the track, it's just a regular.
2:23:26
Dude, I fucking, I just, like threw it on an on ramp, like
2:23:29
recklessly as fuck. And I was like this in a, it's
2:23:32
in an industrial park, to be fair.
2:23:34
Like, yeah, it's like you do. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
2:23:37
And I was just like, dude, that was cool.
2:23:39
If only I could do that at the track.
2:23:41
Yeah, you know. Yeah, I feel the same way.
2:23:44
I don't know, the track drifting never matched that.
2:23:47
Yeah, the feeling. Yeah, it's.
2:23:49
Totally opposite for me. I could drift on a track, put it
2:23:51
on a street, fucking crash right away.
2:23:54
Really. Yeah, I will crash.
2:23:56
Actually so dude. Well, it's way more risky, yeah,
2:23:59
but. What got me, what sparked my
2:24:01
interest was when Tyler got that 240, I had an E36 that was set
2:24:05
up for like Rd. racing and it had a fucking giant like chassis
2:24:09
amount of wing, that fucking X to the diffuser.
2:24:11
So fuck yeah, I think it was wild.
2:24:13
And he was like, hey, let's go drifting.
2:24:16
And like, he had a welded diff sitting there.
2:24:18
And, like, I took the E36 out and I hit some, like, those same
2:24:20
on ramps, actually. And he's like, dude, we should
2:24:22
put my welded diff in. And like, I'm like, you know,
2:24:25
we're in our 20s at this point, not 16, you know, in the spring
2:24:29
chicken years. And we fucking threw the Weld
2:24:32
diff in like, 45 minutes on our back, went right back out.
2:24:35
It was so fun. Damn.
2:24:37
Yeah. Tyler seems like it would be a
2:24:39
fun time. He was cool, man.
2:24:40
Yeah, I'm not saying he's not cool now.
2:24:42
I was. Going to say.
2:24:42
Tyler's cool. Yeah, he's a cool guy, man.
2:24:44
Yeah, he was hyping me up earlier, actually.
2:24:46
He was texting me saying some shit.
2:24:49
Kevco, he had Nick has had like 172 different cars.
2:24:54
What's his great White Buffalo, the one that got away, and why?
2:24:59
Damn, I like that reference. Damn.
2:25:01
The great white. The great white probably.
2:25:07
Probably the so like. It's got to be 1.
2:25:12
Yeah, I don't know. So the grey, the grey Type X
2:25:16
style car, it had chuky skirts, so I can't say it was Type X.
2:25:20
No, it I don't know. So that car I had the most
2:25:22
attachment to and then like I St. drifted in it.
2:25:26
I had it for, you know, I had it forever.
2:25:27
Then it got hit and then I swapped everything over to that
2:25:30
new chassis, the maroon car. And like that car I think is
2:25:34
probably the one that got away. Yeah, because then I tried to
2:25:38
duplicate that car with all the same like it's very stingy on
2:25:41
like what aftermarket parts I put on it like I wanted, you
2:25:44
know, obviously all period correct stuff.
2:25:46
So either. Did the red one come after that?
2:25:48
Red one was later on. Yeah, it was a white car.
2:25:50
I drove down to Virginia, picked up like a cleanish car and then
2:25:54
started drifting again with it and.
2:25:57
Yeah. Damn, then I made it really
2:25:59
nice. I was afraid to drive it.
2:26:02
That happens. Yeah, probably a ruined car.
2:26:06
Jesus Christ bro what? Your friends are crazy.
2:26:09
Are they really? Not that crazy, but all right,
2:26:16
there's gotta be one more. Hold on now.
2:26:17
Find. A good one, Are they bad?
2:26:19
Ones this is an interesting question or comment.
2:26:23
I'm curious how many people drift finance cars nowadays.
2:26:25
We were just talking about this with like the new GR86 when
2:26:28
people are drifting those things.
2:26:29
I mean, S5 fifties, S5 S6 50s, yeah, that's crazy.
2:26:33
I'd imagine people aren't. I mean, my brother was drifting
2:26:35
his S550 and I was like, we were drifting to December and I was
2:26:40
like man, I feel like he sucks and like me and Kev said it and
2:26:46
then I'd give him the keys to the BRZ and he went and fucking
2:26:49
threw it down and killed it and I'm like, maybe it's the car.
2:26:52
So I went and tried to drift and I was like, you know, I'm not
2:26:54
saying I'm fucking good or anything, but like I couldn't
2:26:57
get like as soon as you started the drift it would just be like,
2:26:59
and we had everything disabled that the Internet said too.
2:27:02
As soon as you started adriftting it would just fucking
2:27:04
be like Nah dude fuck you and just spin you out.
2:27:06
That's what we felt like in the RSA.
2:27:08
Yeah. And then I think Kev tried it
2:27:11
kind of had he kind of was getting a little bit better.
2:27:13
Then we actually like the at night time we made a bunch of
2:27:16
adjustments to the car like ride height, tire pressure, like
2:27:20
camber. I think we might have like
2:27:22
fucked with the toe a little bit too.
2:27:23
Like we were just taking shit from the Internet.
2:27:25
And then the next day it drifted a lot better, but it was still
2:27:28
like the stock handbrake is like, don't, yeah, it don't
2:27:33
really do nothing. And then like the steering, I
2:27:35
don't know, Steering's just weird.
2:27:36
What's that? S 5:50 AM I is.
2:27:38
That a Mustang. Yeah, Mustang which?
2:27:39
Gen. is that the one where the they made the lights like a
2:27:42
little smaller? Like I think like 15 to 20.
2:27:46
The one right before the new one I guess.
2:27:48
Love that one. Yeah, 15 to 23 I think.
2:27:50
I do like that one too. I could be wrong, he's looking
2:27:53
it up. Oh, there it is.
2:27:54
Yeah, that one's sick. Yeah, yeah, that.
2:27:56
I mean that car is cool. Dude there's one right there
2:27:58
with fucking Tees on it that. Shit's yeah but my brother ended
2:28:01
up just getting an E36 and he drifts that now.
2:28:03
Yeah, I mean, yeah, can't really go wrong with that.
2:28:06
He's having fun with it so. Yeah, that's pretty much it.
2:28:09
Yeah, that looks pretty freaking good.
2:28:10
I drive that. Dude, I think it's hard.
2:28:13
Maybe too much on the. Yeah, there's so many lips.
2:28:16
Lips on lips on lips, dude, I. Hate that shit.
2:28:18
Why is there so many like that? Just stop that.
2:28:23
Honestly, that that bottom one, that final bottom 1 did not need
2:28:27
where like that. You know how there's one
2:28:29
underneath? Yeah, like that's I.
2:28:30
Don't like this the way this side goes up on that one.
2:28:33
Trying too hard, I did not need that.
2:28:34
It's also way too low. That that one right there
2:28:38
underneath Share Malcolm looks really good.
2:28:40
Too share too low, Malcolm. Sometimes it's just too low.
2:28:43
Yeah, that's kinda cool. A little high, but.
2:28:46
So what's next for for your business and everything you guys
2:28:49
are going to keep doing the same thing or?
2:28:50
Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I was, we went out to
2:28:53
dinner like a couple weeks ago and I was trying to like, you
2:28:56
know, I don't know, like what to like do businesses at one point
2:29:01
in time, like you got to talk to somebody and be like, hey,
2:29:03
what's the next step? Because like, I mean, we're
2:29:05
consistent, we're growing and everything, but like what, you
2:29:07
know, there's got to be something to take you to like
2:29:09
the, I don't know, even you're. Going to figure it out, yeah.
2:29:13
We're going to figure it out just like right now, it's like,
2:29:16
you know, trying to find people who, you know, trust to, like,
2:29:19
work. And we really need someone to
2:29:20
answer the phones. I say, like, people get angry
2:29:22
and it's because we can't answer the like, you know, you got a
2:29:25
customer in front of you. Like, I'm not going to be like,
2:29:26
hey, hey, hold on. I got to answer this phone call
2:29:30
that could potentially be 45 minutes long.
2:29:33
And it's nothing. Yeah.
2:29:34
And yeah, I mean, but, you know, sometimes guys just want to talk
2:29:37
and, you know, they do want to literally.
2:29:39
Yeah. And they do want to buy stuff,
2:29:40
you know, don't. I'm not saying everyone that
2:29:41
calls that wait, you know, it's not a waste of time.
2:29:43
But not every single one. Of them I can't answer the phone
2:29:45
and talk to this guy for 45 minutes while this guy is
2:29:48
standing. There, Yeah.
2:29:49
So you guys have people that come locally?
2:29:51
Yeah, we have a lot of walk-ins and like.
2:29:55
So it's a lot of DI wires then? Yeah.
2:29:57
And then we have like we recommend people to certain
2:30:00
shops too, like depending on where they're at.
2:30:03
That's pretty cool. Yeah, it.
2:30:04
Is you guys are legitimately a speed shop?
2:30:07
Yeah, yeah, basically. That's cool as fun.
2:30:08
But if someone comes in when I need some carburetor shit like I
2:30:11
said. Yeah, yeah.
2:30:12
And. We're like, hey, you should do.
2:30:13
But it's cool because all a lot of these, I mean, those shops
2:30:16
all disappeared like 10 years ago.
2:30:18
And then we there's like some of us that are like trying to bring
2:30:20
it back and. Yeah, I mean, you guys have a
2:30:22
bunch of cool shit. Yeah, that's right.
2:30:23
That. Is a big speech a Pep Boys
2:30:25
speech? Shop.
2:30:25
That's like my dream, like I always wanted that out of
2:30:27
everything in here. That was what I wanted, the
2:30:29
whole. Yeah, I think everybody wanted
2:30:30
Yeah. When I was, you know, it, when I
2:30:33
was at Elite JDM, it was so cool, like living that.
2:30:36
And then for a little bit I was helping out that shop, if you
2:30:38
remember Verve Motorsports from back in the day.
2:30:40
No, I don't. No.
2:30:42
So I was there. The guys name was Dennis Chow
2:30:44
Julie. And like he had like a whole
2:30:47
storefront, you know, set up like that.
2:30:50
It was just cool. That guy got me again.
2:30:53
And, you know, it's just cool just seeing inventory and, you
2:30:56
know, stuff like fronted or, you know.
2:30:58
Dude I remember at least JDM was crazy the first time I went
2:31:01
there. He took me like in the bag and
2:31:03
like showed me around. I was like, this place is
2:31:04
fucking massive. So like, I don't know if you
2:31:07
remember when you first walked in for a while, there was like
2:31:09
these two bucket seats that were like they were like no name with
2:31:12
like harness like sun dried into them and like.
2:31:16
Yeah. Like I eventually ended up
2:31:18
buying those and. Like.
2:31:20
Yeah, and I thought they were the coolest seats.
2:31:21
And I'm like one of the cars I sold, I sold it with that seat
2:31:25
and someone was selling it on marketplace and one there I saw
2:31:30
it and I bought it and I bought it to put it in my IS300 and I
2:31:33
sat in it and I couldn't fit anymore.
2:31:35
Damn. You look better this way.
2:31:37
Thanks. Oh wow, we love you.
2:31:39
Better. That was nice.
2:31:40
Wow, that was really. Nice, but I can fit in an NRG if
2:31:43
you take all the padding out. But I like to sit low anyway.
2:31:45
Yeah, like, Nope. Like you have to beat the shit
2:31:48
out on the floor. Yep.
2:31:49
And then, you know, no cushion and just the best.
2:31:52
You gotta be low as possible. Yeah, a little.
2:31:54
Lean back and then people get in your car like what the fuck why
2:31:57
don't you have cushions? I'm like cuz it feels better
2:31:59
like yeah I love sitting on raw fiber clip.
2:32:02
I was. Like really, is there a science
2:32:05
behind this right now? Dude, you sit low, it feels
2:32:07
good. That's why I like the IS though,
2:32:09
cuz the doors are taller. It makes you look like when I'm
2:32:11
in the IS you can only see. Yeah right here.
2:32:14
Just a helmet. Well, and as chassis is like
2:32:16
known for being like you sit kind of high in those cars.
2:32:18
Yeah, yeah. Well, Japanese people are like
2:32:21
me or Nagsia. How do you say that?
2:32:23
Nagisa, Yeah. Those rails were the best.
2:32:25
Bride is also good too. They're just more expensive.
2:32:28
But yeah, that's that's the one we sell the most of would be
2:32:31
bride. Well, I don't know, but if
2:32:32
that's a fact, but that's the one we try to sell because
2:32:35
that's like the lowest sitting rail and it's a slider.
2:32:38
So OK CSM style is the Nagisa ones but yeah man this was fun.
2:32:43
Yeah, it was cool. Have you seen?
2:32:46
I know this is kind of so like Kevin's like obviously in the
2:32:49
Japanese stuff. He has a charger on three piece
2:32:51
RPF ones that he like made. They're fucking gangster dude.
2:32:55
It's a no I kind of want. To see that I bought a charger.
2:32:57
Can we pull that up? Yeah.
2:32:58
Yeah, I don't know how. How do we pull that up?
2:33:02
Does he? Have an Instagram that's.
2:33:03
Probably, yeah, Yeah, probably yeah.
2:33:04
K7. Three piece RPFS on a charger.
2:33:10
Yeah, K under score 797 Pi feel. Like I've seen those before,
2:33:16
those RPFS. The three PS.
2:33:17
People were all into that like years ago.
2:33:19
They're trying to make them and whatnot.
2:33:20
Not years ago. They're doing that right now, I
2:33:22
feel like. Or less.
2:33:23
Oh man, is he private? He is private.
2:33:24
Oh man, whatever lol yeah I try to get a quick, we can look at
2:33:28
it, try to get a cool picture. Yeah, but what about it?
2:33:31
Dude, I just gangster like it's on.
2:33:33
They're 2020 by like 12 1/2 or 20 by 11.
2:33:37
Wow. That's pretty cool.
2:33:40
So you can buy those places or is it all?
2:33:42
Customers, no, it's all, there's a set of 17 inch faces that we
2:33:44
had done. So it's like a step lip to a 20.
2:33:48
It's not, but not like that, you know, like those weird BBSS like
2:33:51
with that. That's what I.
2:33:52
Hate that. No, no.
2:33:53
It's like. It's like a normal 1.
2:33:54
Yeah, it looks normal. Yeah, it looks like a Yeah, I
2:33:57
don't know who. Did all the work for that.
2:33:59
Local machine shop that I used to be friends with.
2:34:01
Holy shit, yeah, that's crazy. From, you know, whatever those
2:34:05
places are. We had this dude, I don't know
2:34:07
if you remember this guy's name, but his name was Dom.
2:34:10
I don't fucking know what his last name was, but he did all
2:34:13
this three piece wheel building and fabrication.
2:34:16
I think he did fab work for fucking Chris Forsberg and shit.
2:34:19
Dom something, I think it starts with an F Toreto.
2:34:22
No, not Toreto. Oh full Reto.
2:34:25
No, but dude, we this guy, you could never get in contact with
2:34:29
him because he was so busy. Always.
2:34:30
That's good. But like one time, like we were
2:34:34
desperate, we were like we need to fix this.
2:34:35
Like I don't know if it was like my blitz O3 or something.
2:34:38
It was like before final bout, I was like, we need to fix this
2:34:40
shit. And we knew someone who knew
2:34:42
him. I mean, they called him up.
2:34:43
He's like yo, like you see him talking on the phone and like he
2:34:47
comes back, yo, he said you guys can go.
2:34:48
So and we're like, OK, we got to go.
2:34:50
It's like the weirdest, most like secretive fucking
2:34:52
operation. Like I don't know why, but I
2:34:54
wish I knew this guy's name. He's probably huge now, but
2:34:58
Forsberg got him or Ryan Turk or someone got him and I think they
2:35:02
just hired him full time and this guy was like a fucking
2:35:05
genius with he had a machine shop like at his house where we
2:35:09
were at. Like he could just fix anything,
2:35:11
build anything from scratch. Like build 3 piece wheels.
2:35:13
That's what that reminded me of because he would probably do
2:35:15
something like that. But I remember people like
2:35:18
thinking about trying to make RPF ones three piece.
2:35:20
Because. They were just like popular
2:35:22
wheel. Talking about fixing wheels, I
2:35:25
After I stopped drifting, I I had a double X wagon and I did
2:35:29
like meisters on it. They were like 17 by I'm sorry,
2:35:33
they were 17 by 8. I always 8 What were you in
2:35:36
seven? 8 like 0 all set.
2:35:37
They were cool. Damn, so that zero off?
2:35:39
Yeah, so you get a look. Yeah.
2:35:42
They don't have that the spoke folks out for.
2:35:44
Yeah, 17 by 8. So so I was like I I was snowing
2:35:50
out and I snow drifted it and I hit a loading dock with it and
2:35:53
turned it into a fucking UFO. Dominant.
2:35:55
Sorry, dominant engineering. That's his name.
2:35:57
Oh, I remember that name. Yeah, yeah.
2:35:59
OK. Yeah.
2:36:00
Didn't he make like arms for BRZS and FRSS?
2:36:02
Probably, but right now he's got 0 posts and 28,000.
2:36:06
Followers, He's doing that thing.
2:36:07
He probably looks so attractive to women.
2:36:09
Women hate a guy, dude. Women hate a guy that's active
2:36:12
on social media. They want this guy that's just
2:36:15
like a mysterious, mysterious. Guy.
2:36:17
Oh my God, got no posts Okay fuck I'm.
2:36:20
Sorry, I'm trying to make a brand for myself.
2:36:22
Sorry. Fuck yeah I'm sorry.
2:36:24
I'm lonely and I want people to see what I.
2:36:26
Got going on like check out what I.
2:36:28
Am I'm gonna delete all my posts tonight?
2:36:29
Yeah. And follow one person her.
2:36:34
SO make sure it's about you. Hit a loading dock, which by the
2:36:39
way, I hit a loading dock too when I.
2:36:40
Started loading dock and it. Was a car, but yeah.
2:36:43
Yeah, made a UFO and I was looking for wheel repair places
2:36:47
and there was a place called Rims Plus Star was the name of
2:36:51
the place. And they're like, yeah, we can
2:36:52
make it like it never happened. I bent the, you know, I bent the
2:36:55
moister and so I dropped it off and I go to pick it up and
2:36:59
literally all they did was heat it up.
2:37:00
They torched it and you could see where they torched it.
2:37:03
Beat the fuck out of it with a hammer and charge me 150 bucks.
2:37:07
You could start your own. Business car?
2:37:08
Yeah, dude. Dude, I've seen people do the
2:37:10
they're. Like, yeah, man, you just got to
2:37:11
Polish it now. Oh yeah.
2:37:13
You'll never know we did anything the.
2:37:14
Fucking thing was like, yeah, hell there though.
2:37:16
I remember I got, I got wheels fixed in Newark one same way I
2:37:19
think. And they're like, yeah, it'll be
2:37:21
great, It'll be good. And then it wasn't good.
2:37:24
Yeah, it wasn't good. I wanna see like the machine
2:37:27
that they used before. There's a proper one.
2:37:29
There is, yeah. It's literally.
2:37:31
Yeah, like it goes like dies, pushes out, Yeah.
2:37:33
It's actually pretty sick. Yeah, but like we had, there's
2:37:36
chilling in here that would be sick.
2:37:38
I hate to put my taint in front. Of it, yeah, that would be.
2:37:41
Good dude, I'd be thinking about accidentally pinching my finger
2:37:43
maybe and that shit like. Fuck yeah.
2:37:46
All right, let's get the fuck out of here.
2:37:47
Oh. Shit, thank you guys so much for
2:37:49
listening, Nick, thank you much. Thank you so much for driving up
2:37:51
here, journeying up here. And it was.
2:37:53
Very. Lovely to meet you.
2:37:54
Here, no, it's alright. Yeah, if you stay in this room,
2:37:58
yeah, we'll lock you in here, OK?
2:37:59
Dude, I'd fucking sleep in here is nice as.
2:38:01
Well, and thank you for the shirt, by the way.
2:38:02
We're gonna get you some stuff. Yeah, I'll buy a shirt.
2:38:04
Thank you. Thank you.
2:38:06
If you are in the market for Mopar stuff.
2:38:10
Yeah, in the filling area. Yeah, about that.
2:38:12
Yeah. Yeah, Cut the music out.
2:38:16
Wait. What?
2:38:17
Yeah, check out. This was a little AD real quick.
2:38:19
It was literally sounding. I did a little AD real.
2:38:21
Quick, it was literally. It was sounding great, like the
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music was in there. Yeah.
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But yeah, if you need you have any Mopar needs, check out 797
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performance down in Philadelphia area.
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Do you know what town is that? In we're in Feasterville.
2:38:34
Feasterville. Feasterville, Trevor.
2:38:36
Easterville. Also Langhorne.
2:38:37
It's Feasterville. They all meet there.
2:38:39
OK, dude, people say that when I'm I'm like, yeah, they're
2:38:44
like, is it Festerville? I'm like, no, motherfucker feast
2:38:47
like Uncle Fester. Yeah, yeah.
2:38:48
No, you're feasting Feaster. OK, I thought it was like when
2:38:52
stuff festers, it's like, not good.
2:38:53
I feel like people in your area, if they if they have these cars
2:38:56
and they don't know about you, they're probably not doing.
2:38:58
Something. Oh no.
2:38:58
Definitely, yeah. Their car's not as fast as the
2:39:00
ones that go. Dude, it is sick.
2:39:02
Dude I was actually up, it was like a motocross thing at the
2:39:05
MetLife thing and I was walking through the park lot.
2:39:07
There was a TRX with A797 sticker charger so no.
2:39:10
MetLife is down the street, right?
2:39:11
Yeah, that's I'm sorry I pointed that.
2:39:13
You didn't call it. That's crazy.
2:39:15
Dude, it was that was this. Is why.
2:39:17
Yeah, that right there. Red flag is fuck.
2:39:20
I don't like that day, wasn't a good day for me anyway, but I
2:39:23
did see a bunch of cool shit in the parking lot that had my
2:39:25
stickers on it or our stuff. That's cool.
2:39:27
It's cool to see you. You had like a date on motocross
2:39:30
mod? That's sick.
2:39:30
I would have definitely put out after that.
2:39:32
Whoa, I I don't know. We're going to motor race.
2:39:34
Yeah, it was a rough day. I was.
2:39:36
Yeah, you're making it was the opposite.
2:39:38
It wouldn't have been as rough if I was there, man.
2:39:40
I I would have. We would have.
2:39:41
Oh yeah, need soft core sex ended on that.
2:39:45
Thank you so guys so much, guys for listening.
2:39:47
And girls, Probably not all of them.
2:39:50
Yeah, one of them. The one that he follows.
2:39:52
Yeah, the one. The one that Frankie follows.
2:39:54
The one, the one that was so sad.
2:39:57
We're. Definitely.
2:39:58
What was that? It's the first time we ever
2:40:01
talked about, all right, That was a really
2:40:24
intense episode. Yeah, intense.
2:40:27
Just like the Scat pack and the Hellcat, the six pack and the
2:40:31
six pack. Yeah, Wow, you like those cars,
2:40:34
right? Yeah, I don't know anything
2:40:36
about them, but I would love to drive one.
2:40:38
I'd love to own one. Yeah, I don't know how I feel.
2:40:41
I think they keep making them worse and worse.
2:40:43
Now it's an inline 6, twin turbo.
2:40:44
It's kind of weird. What are we doing?
2:40:46
Just give me the Hellcat red eye, give us the give me the
2:40:49
dodge demon on. Come on, Dodge, all we want is
2:40:51
AV8. Yeah.
2:40:53
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August is one of our busiest months.
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So if you need anything done on your car before the next drift
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event or your daily driver before you head down to Florida
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and you know, living your best life or whatever is going on.
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We do it all, baby. Yeah, hit us up.
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Let us know. We mountain bounce tires.
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We do alignments. We do a lot of suspension work
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here. We even rebuild Sr. 20s.
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Now we ain't going to be doing those 6 packs or any hellcats or
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anything like that, but but if you got an SR20 we might be able
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to do something for you. Make sure to check out our
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don't know what. The fuck?
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Best track for drifting in the in the whole United States.
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I'm a second because it's a fact at this point.
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Anyway. Private lessons, private days,
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private track time, whatever you want.
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Yeah, hit a person app. Drift birthday party at the
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track. Yeah, that's been done a lot.
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Yeah. You could have your whole
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birthday party over there. Now, I don't think he's going to
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buy you, you know, cakes and everything.
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I don't know. But, you know, he'll rent you
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the track that's about, that's about as far as you're getting
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