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How long could you survive on the food you already have in your house? · Anele and the Club on 947

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  Speaker 1: Wake Up with a fang, wake Up and the Club.
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  Speaker 2: On nine, four seventh, twenty seven on the clock.
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  Speaker 3: Then you need to stop what you're doing.
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  Speaker 2: You know, when I watched TVA and I come and
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  Speaker 2: switches my corn to tell you about TV, it means
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  Speaker 2: something has moved me.
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  Speaker 1: You live yourself into those shows that you watch like proper.
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  Speaker 1: You can see yourself as the characters. You pick which
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  Speaker 1: side you're on.
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  Speaker 2: I get upset, get up, see I plan the escape.
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  Speaker 2: So there's a movie on Netflix called The Last House.
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  Speaker 3: Did you guys hear about it?
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  Speaker 1: So I saw the trailer for it? Yeah, And for
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  Speaker 1: me to.
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  Speaker 2: Like this movie as wild because it's there's a bit
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  Speaker 2: of sci fi in it and then there's like a
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  Speaker 2: bit of horror. There's like creatures that are inexplainable.
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  Speaker 1: Right, but that's not your vibe at.
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  Speaker 3: All at all.
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  Speaker 2: But I watched it this weekend. So what happens is
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  Speaker 2: this couple. They're a couple and the mom is the
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  Speaker 2: Asian bird who runs the news operation on the morning
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  Speaker 2: show Okay with Jennifer Aniston and the Asian bird with
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  Speaker 2: the she's the mom in that movie, right, So it's
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  Speaker 2: her and her husband and Grater lee Aha, her and
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  Speaker 2: her husband and two kids, and they're getting ready to
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  Speaker 2: go by a Christmas tree, okay, and then they they
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  Speaker 2: as they open the door, the front door won't open. Now, see, okay,
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  Speaker 2: won't open. The back door won't open. The girl, everything, windows, everything,
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  Speaker 2: It's kind of like there's been a section and they're
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  Speaker 2: stuck in their house. And just when they think they're
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  Speaker 2: the only ones, they look to their.
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  Speaker 1: Neighbors, and the neighbors are also stuck.
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  Speaker 2: And they're writing notes to each other and posters like
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  Speaker 2: we're stuck.
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  Speaker 3: What's going on?
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  Speaker 2: And and then I remember the one part and then
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  Speaker 2: the dad rites, is just our neighborhood, and then the
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  Speaker 2: neighbor replies, it's the entire world up.
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  Speaker 1: So the entire world is stuck inside their homes. Yep.
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  Speaker 2: So like COVID, Yes, but now you can't even go
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  Speaker 2: out for to exercise for thirty.
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  Speaker 3: Minutes, or walk your dog.
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  Speaker 1: There's no pass, Frank to drive at night.
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  Speaker 4: Stuck inside your house, inside your house, you're gonna get eaten.
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  Speaker 1: But they can't get out, they can't get out.
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  Speaker 2: And then as time goes on, and then the movie
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  Speaker 2: comes down. One hundred days, two hundred days, two hundred days. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: and then the one neighbor rides running out of food.
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  Speaker 2: That's when it hit me that this is a horror
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  Speaker 2: because running out of food, that's horrible. But now every
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  Speaker 2: household had to operate on the food that they had
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  Speaker 2: in their house already.
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  Speaker 1: So whatever supplies you have is what you have because
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  Speaker 1: you can't leave exactly.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we're dead.
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  Speaker 3: The pollut is gone.
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  Speaker 4: My family will tell you. They'll be like, there's nothing
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  Speaker 4: to eat in the saus We will be dead by
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  Speaker 4: maybe I suppose they say, we're an ingredient's house. Now
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  Speaker 4: we're dead by what's today, Wednesday.
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  Speaker 3: Today, ex, Saturday, nas.
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  Speaker 4: And that depends on whether or not they will be
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  Speaker 4: willing to eat the fish that's there. That's been incident
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  Speaker 4: for a couple of months to begin it.
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  Speaker 2: If you have to be locked in your house right
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  Speaker 2: now and survive only in the food in your house,
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  Speaker 2: how long do you haven?
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  Speaker 1: Yes?
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  Speaker 5: Because I excuse me because I do buy groceries, but
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  Speaker 5: because I eat so many takeaways, whatever groceries I do
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  Speaker 5: have are they're chilling. Basically the only home cooked meals
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  Speaker 5: are twice a week when my health.
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  Speaker 1: Has in Yeah, it's for decoration, Yes, you know.
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  Speaker 5: In case my future in laws come to interview me
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  Speaker 5: for a role, I can show them around likely look
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  Speaker 5: at me.
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  Speaker 4: No, it is it literally is like our house.
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  Speaker 3: It's just a bye as I go.
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  Speaker 4: So, I mean we could eat spice?
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  Speaker 3: Can you eat spice?
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  Speaker 2: Unless you can the things that the people resorted to
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  Speaker 2: eating in this movie.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, I don't want to know.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not going to tell you.
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  Speaker 2: But they even planted a garden inside their house to
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  Speaker 2: try and grow, try and grow vegetables from the seeds
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  Speaker 2: that they were eating.
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  Speaker 3: Oh that's clever. Yeah, no, it was proper survival. Frankie.
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  Speaker 2: How long would you last in your house right now?
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  Speaker 3: Locked in?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. You see the problem I have that
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  Speaker 1: my meals are rather large?
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  Speaker 3: So oh you have to ration?
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, so you're gonna have I'm gonna have to
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  Speaker 1: ration maybe a week.
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  Speaker 5: What how many times are you eating a day?
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  Speaker 1: Maybe two? If you're eating once a day, maybe a week,
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  Speaker 1: two weeks?
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  Speaker 4: Does east go off? Because I think I've still got
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  Speaker 4: like a box of yeast that are bought in lockdown
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  Speaker 4: because in case we need it to make bread.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you I think it does go off, But you'd
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  Speaker 2: be fine, okay, because.
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  Speaker 4: We're gonna die anyway, so forgive.
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  Speaker 3: It a bash.
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  Speaker 1: So you said these people were there for two hundred days.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to ruin the movie. But much longer
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  Speaker 3: than that. No, long much longer than that.
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  Speaker 1: No, we would have eaten someone, would have eaten someone
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  Speaker 1: else in the house. By then.
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  Speaker 2: Look at my house. I think we can go eight
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  Speaker 2: months a year.
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  Speaker 3: Excuse me?
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  Speaker 4: How?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I buy everything in bulk.
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  Speaker 1: How big is it? Do you have like a big freeze.
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  Speaker 2: I've got a Chase freezer and a fridge that opens
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  Speaker 2: into the freezer.
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  Speaker 5: Have you become the Eastern care mam who keeps a
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  Speaker 5: free freezer and her garage. Yes, and the cars are outside. Yes,
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  Speaker 5: you've graduated. That's how you know. It's a good toss
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  Speaker 5: out woman.
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  Speaker 2: And in that in that freezer that's in the garage,
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  Speaker 2: I've got like ten chickens, an entire sheep, yes, and like.
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  Speaker 3: Two legs of lamb.
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  Speaker 1: Ten chickens. Yes, they stop piled. It's a thing, it's
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  Speaker 1: a cultural thing.
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  Speaker 2: You're fine for like eight months, No, dude, absolutely, And
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  Speaker 2: I've got like the twenty five kilograms of pup and
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  Speaker 2: the rice.
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  Speaker 3: Like I buy.
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  Speaker 5: Everything in bout you shop like you're a stock club member.
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  Speaker 5: You know, in December when they all get their food.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want people telling me things have run out.
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  Speaker 1: You are the exception. I'm telling you most people maybe
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  Speaker 1: a weak max really yes?
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  Speaker 2: Oh one one eight eight thirty eight nine four seven.
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  Speaker 2: Lists be like the characters in the Last House and
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  Speaker 2: look at our lives.
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  Speaker 3: Your house is locked.
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  Speaker 2: You are locked in. Okay, immediately you're locked in. You've
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  Speaker 2: got electricity, you've got water, you've got everything. But the
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  Speaker 2: food you have in your house right now is you
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  Speaker 2: have to survive.
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  Speaker 3: How long are you living?
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  Speaker 1: How many meals of ten beans and and tuna? Who
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  Speaker 1: are you having?
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  Speaker 3: Are you having? La sardines?
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  Speaker 2: Ten tuna, baked beans, butter, brian beans, black beans, black
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  Speaker 2: kidney beans.
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  Speaker 1: All of that tomato and onion? Zerus? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Zero eight four double zero double zero nine four seven.
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  Speaker 3: How long you living? Send us a voice?
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  Speaker 2: Not zero eight four double zero double zero nine four seven.
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  Speaker 6: Listen y'all sit up here arguing about whether the movie
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  Speaker 6: was good or not. The real conversation, the real questions
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  Speaker 6: that need to happen, are do you have groceries? Because
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  Speaker 6: I went into my kitchen and looked at my pantry
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  Speaker 6: and and and my deep freezer, and I looked in
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  Speaker 6: in my cabinets and refrigerator at the three month mark.
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  Speaker 6: So my kids don't even like beans, forget can goods.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, I literally have no food and I buy like
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  Speaker 7: fresh ingredient soup making style, and recently I panted kidney
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  Speaker 7: beans so I can go mount kidney beans with a
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  Speaker 7: little rosemary next to it.
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  Speaker 5: A few months.
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  Speaker 1: I'm dying today.
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  Speaker 3: I have nothing.
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  Speaker 2: I theoretically have food to last the rist of the month,
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  Speaker 2: but I have three boys.
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  Speaker 3: Probably a week.
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  Speaker 1: Max, I'm dead. I'm long gone. I'm not even going
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  Speaker 1: to last day. Like personally, I'm buying food for a day.
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  Speaker 5: And then having maybe leftovers for the next day and
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  Speaker 5: then scratching around to try and see what I can find.
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  Speaker 1: Like a rat.
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  Speaker 2: I've heard about those people that buy groceries daily.
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  Speaker 3: It's not more expensive.
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  Speaker 1: It does get more expensive absolutely well. Studies have shown
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  Speaker 1: obviously and everything.
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  Speaker 2: Around it, because if you're going to the shop with petrol,
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  Speaker 2: if you're getting it delivered, it's delivery costs just expensive.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of people pick it up on the way
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  Speaker 1: home because it's fresher, but then often I think you
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  Speaker 1: waste less than when you buy. This is true for
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  Speaker 1: the whole week.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is true because I mean I've had like
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  Speaker 2: a head of cabin because you know, you forget you
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  Speaker 2: have it and then you don't use it.
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  Speaker 3: But she doesn't, Tabilan, How long are you lasting?
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  Speaker 8: Tenny?
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  Speaker 5: Four hours is too low?
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  Speaker 8: High?
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  Speaker 3: Name of the club, Tabilne. You don't buy groceries? What
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  Speaker 3: where do you eat?
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  Speaker 1: What do you do.
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  Speaker 8: I eat?
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  Speaker 2: I eat breakfast from my cookies, So I take zero
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  Speaker 2: from Freddy, lunch from t then and we'll stay for cover.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, sorry, just name them again for us. You get
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  Speaker 1: breakfast from from Freddy? All right, nice guy? What does
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  Speaker 1: Freddy eat for breakfast? Usually usually yeah?
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  Speaker 3: And oh and you know.
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  Speaker 1: Who gives you lunch? Tra?
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  Speaker 8: Then tra?
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  Speaker 2: Then she comes, Yes, she comes with a lot of curry, so.
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  Speaker 1: She got those potatoes up to date? And then who's
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  Speaker 1: doing dinner? And then dinner's miss the d d R.
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  Speaker 2: So do you have any parts and pans or just
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  Speaker 2: a kettle in your life?
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  Speaker 3: Nothing?
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  Speaker 2: If the phone is like, oh, you're gonna lie, You're
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  Speaker 2: gonna you're gonna lie.
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  Speaker 7: I do have, but I do really use them.
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  Speaker 8: But I do have a part and a pans.
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  Speaker 1: So do you not get do you not get.
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  Speaker 3: Hungry?
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  Speaker 1: Tired of eating takeaway the whole time?
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  Speaker 8: No, there's always something else to try somewhere. So or
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  Speaker 8: if not that, if I feel like a whole meal,
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  Speaker 8: then I go to the nearest part they make nice, the.
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  Speaker 2: One that pine slops okay, okay? And then what did
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  Speaker 2: you have last night? For instance?
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  Speaker 1: Instead I had fish and chips nice okay? So you
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  Speaker 1: would be I mean dead by lunch. Basically it's been nice,
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  Speaker 1: know tabling really.
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  Speaker 2: Cheers from Jermston to Northcliffe.
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  Speaker 3: Good morning, Jane.
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  Speaker 8: Hello, Hello Jane.
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  Speaker 1: How are you well?
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  Speaker 8: Thanks to you?
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  Speaker 3: Oh you sound prepared.
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  Speaker 8: I am. I'm the absolute worst. I think I'm going
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  Speaker 8: for a year and a half to two years?
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  Speaker 1: Wow?
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  Speaker 8: Two half yep, yep, I'm the absolute worst. I've got
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  Speaker 8: three feezers or I was stuck to the brim. I
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  Speaker 8: must have probably one hundred bottles of Nice Cafe. What yep.
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  Speaker 8: I've probably got seventy tons of tuna, fifty fifty bottles
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  Speaker 8: of mayonnaise, twenty bottles of.
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  Speaker 3: The bottle why why?
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  Speaker 8: Because if it goes on the special, you need to buy.
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  Speaker 8: You need to buy I've probably got you know, you
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  Speaker 8: know those the milk cartoons where you get to sixty
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  Speaker 8: in the pack. I've probably got thirty to forty of those.
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  Speaker 1: How many people live in your house? Four?
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  Speaker 2: All the stuff I'm concerned about.
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  Speaker 8: All over You can't believe. I've got yeah in our
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  Speaker 8: cup all over.
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  Speaker 1: You can't believe million mill And the lounge cafe in
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  Speaker 1: the bathroom.
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  Speaker 3: It's not a couch, it's cafe covered.
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  Speaker 8: In a It's in the couch. All the cafes in
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  Speaker 8: the couch.
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  Speaker 1: You live in a macro? Is that what you say?
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  Speaker 8: Exactly? And if I if I see today, let's say
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  Speaker 8: that there's another special in this cafe, I will buy
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  Speaker 8: it again.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, And let me ask you do you do you do?
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  Speaker 8: You?
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  Speaker 3: Do you think you have a problem?
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  Speaker 7: Uh?
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  Speaker 8: I hate to admit it that yes I do.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Because the next question was going to be does
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  Speaker 1: does your family think? So?
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  Speaker 8: The family? Do you think I have a problem? And
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  Speaker 8: I always say to them, because I'm sixty one now,
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  Speaker 8: I say to them, I won't have to buy anything
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  Speaker 8: again for the rest of my life. When I'm gone,
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  Speaker 8: you guys are sorted forever.
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  Speaker 2: And then just for us, what's the current deal that
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  Speaker 2: we should be looking out on.
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  Speaker 8: I didn't get the newspaper yesterday, the Norsel of Times.
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  Speaker 8: I'm not too sure.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, what was the last deal you cashed in on.
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  Speaker 8: I would have been the coffee and the margarine and
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  Speaker 8: a butter and a butter. The butt wasn't special.
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  Speaker 3: From which shop?
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  Speaker 8: Well, all over the show, so you've got to check
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  Speaker 8: if it's pick and bathe, it's fall you know wherever.
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  Speaker 1: Just quickly, Jane, how many buttows did you buy? Probably
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  Speaker 1: about twelve.
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  Speaker 8: Because you don't know when you're going to get that
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  Speaker 8: space on that special And then don't did we start
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  Speaker 8: on about how many toothpastes and soaps? It's just, yeah,
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  Speaker 8: I have a problem, Okay, I do have a problem.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, James, I mean Jane, Jane, your problem is
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  Speaker 2: all of that buttro You can't buy that amount of bread.
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  Speaker 1: So this is the problem. What you can eat your
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  Speaker 1: butter on? Because you can't the bread will be stale.
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  Speaker 8: He said, that's the only thing. I don't stop filop
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  Speaker 8: on his bread or anything like that. The rest don't forget.
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  Speaker 8: I've probably got another fifty packets of bacon.
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  Speaker 3: Fifty packets of bacon. Oh, I would.
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  Speaker 8: My wife tries very hard, but I always have to say,
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  Speaker 8: you'll never get into that pass again. So we just
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  Speaker 8: got to buy.
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  Speaker 3: You can actually open a shop. This is what here?
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  Speaker 8: And can can I tell you what the worst in lockdown?
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  Speaker 8: You know when where the cigarettes and all that was
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  Speaker 8: the problem. So I probably have I probably now have
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  Speaker 8: one hundred caught cartons of cigarettes. No more lockdown for me.
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  Speaker 1: Because well, hang on, is it because you had them
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  Speaker 1: during lockdown or you after?
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  Speaker 8: Now I did have them during lockdown, and and now
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  Speaker 8: I just stop file for in case.
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  Speaker 5: In case what happens as another pandemic.
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  Speaker 8: Yes, yes, And I said I never need to buy
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  Speaker 8: anything for the rest of my life again. But if
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  Speaker 8: I see a special I don't know, there's something that
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  Speaker 8: just treates in my brain.
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  Speaker 2: Jane, I'm ready to make the science Jane's wholesaler.
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  Speaker 8: I'm just saying, oh, yes, I did think about that,
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  Speaker 8: maybe opening a small spuzza shop.
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  Speaker 1: Well, Jane, you made a nearly look weak with her
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  Speaker 1: twelve chickens.
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  Speaker 8: I mean, oh yeah, yeah, absolutely absolutely.
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  Speaker 1: Laughing at your your one freezer.
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  Speaker 8: And then if you run out of chicken.
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  Speaker 2: To call me, No, I'm calling you for everything for everyone.
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  Speaker 8: You could call me you could. And then another thing
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  Speaker 8: I like. I like Oros, probably fifty bottles of Oros.
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  Speaker 1: Fifty bottles of as it wasn't it.
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  Speaker 8: Wasn't a special you know, Yes, I suppose it does.
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  Speaker 8: But I kind of look, I kind of even now
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  Speaker 8: and again my wife starts, when she starts getting rid
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  Speaker 8: of everything it's expired, and I'm determined I have to
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  Speaker 8: go and buy more.
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  Speaker 1: What was the greatest deal of your life, Jane?
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  Speaker 8: I think always, probably always an escfo always sticks out
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  Speaker 8: to me.
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  Speaker 1: What did you.
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  Speaker 8: Probably at eighteen nine bucks? And I mean that's one
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  Speaker 8: forty nine now as well?
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  Speaker 4: You know, it sounds like you're upsased with just the
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  Speaker 4: shopping part of it. So if I give you my
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  Speaker 4: grocery list and my card, you don't.
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  Speaker 8: I'll do that. And yet yet, yet I don't actually
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  Speaker 8: like shopping. I don't go out of bar clothes and stuff.
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  Speaker 8: It's just I don't know. It's the thing I've got
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  Speaker 8: in my head with food and I've just got to
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  Speaker 8: have it. And we we hardly eat. We don't eat much.
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  Speaker 8: It's not as if we are a big, big family
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  Speaker 8: that eats, you know, no, And you just got to
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  Speaker 8: be there just in case.
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  Speaker 2: Do you have chickens that lay eggs or do you.
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  Speaker 8: Like Unfortunately no, they've unfortunately got to be frozen. My
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  Speaker 8: little dogs wouldn't wouldn't have a chicken running around. I
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  Speaker 8: don't probably would have chicken.
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  Speaker 1: They would. How much dog food you got.
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  Speaker 8: Jane, Well, okay, they've got to go. They are on
• 16:08
  Speaker 8: the because they're on a low fat diet from its
• 16:11
  Speaker 8: cot expence. Also two bags, two bags at.
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: The moment, running low.
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: Go back to making your morning and the club on
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: nine four seven