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Your partner's weird thing 1 · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: We gotta go to a couple text really quick here about the server that said that uh she had had somebody scratch off uh the tip because with three dollar tip, sweet lord.
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  SPEAKER_00: Because uh three dollars, like just let it go, bro.
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  SPEAKER_01: Because she wouldn't give this guy her number.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I said, you know how you solve this problem.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm not saying that the big corporate places are gonna allow this to happen, but if you own a local enough place, you know, I could see, I mean, and I understand you want to have a reputable, you know, business, but then when people misbehave, let me tell you the best way to deal with misbehaving, and that is a touch of public shaming.
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  SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm not looking to harm you on a permanent level.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm just looking to point out and let the rest of the world know, douchebag! That's right.
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  SPEAKER_00: And and you really aren't welcome in here anymore unless you make your wrong right.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, right.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I said, you know, back in the day, we used to hang the FBI's most wanted list, uh, you know, pictures of these people up on the wall in the post office.
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  SPEAKER_01: And uh, I mean, uh they still they may still do it, but I don't get in enough to notice.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh, you mean um uh you know to look for my own picture, obviously.
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  SPEAKER_01: Right, right.
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  SPEAKER_01: Um and I said, well, you know what?
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  SPEAKER_01: I think restaurants should have the right to do this.
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  SPEAKER_01: Here's here's Chuck, uh tip scratcher outer because you know, phone number wasn't given uh to him.
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  SPEAKER_00: Rachel's the food flipper because she didn't like how her eggs were done.
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  SPEAKER_00: You're right.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know, uh Karen's the No upset.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know, uh so I think and then the way you get your picture taken off the wall is when, you know, Chuck comes back in and he sees his picture up there and he's like, Oh my god, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know, I was I was an idiot that night.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, now you gotta pay a$12 tip instead of the three.
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  SPEAKER_01: I will personally take your picture off the wall.
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  SPEAKER_00: Absolutely.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh this text I really like.
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  SPEAKER_00: I I get that this is this is really a blanket statement, but I get what she's trying to say.
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  SPEAKER_00: She says, because men are so gross and can't take no as an answer.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, we're gross till you want some.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, and then wait, hold on one more.
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  SPEAKER_00: Great idea to not oh, wait, wait, to not give out your number.
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  SPEAKER_00: Why would you want to be with some jerk that doesn't think a woman is for sale?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's the part that's not, you know, that that part comes into it.
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  SPEAKER_01: You're not for sale.
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  SPEAKER_01: Right.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, I'm gonna spend a fortune on you.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's on that's there's no getting around that.
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  SPEAKER_00: Right, but I do I also think your three dollars, I can do without it.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's fine.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, one could also look on the devil's advocate side and say, well, she made the mistake because there'll come an age in her life where nobody's gonna want her phone number.
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  SPEAKER_01: So take advantage of it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Thanks.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'll I'll I'll take that.
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  SPEAKER_01: Maybe my picture's up on the wall.
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  SPEAKER_00: Right, right.
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  SPEAKER_00: Um, let's give away these Tag Sylvania tickets.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: So Tagsylvania this weekend, next weekend, and the following, and then that's it for the season.
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  SPEAKER_01: God, it's almost I mean, Halloween's like a popcorn fart away.
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  SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
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  SPEAKER_00: We want you to text us you're married, the weird, or you're dating.
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  SPEAKER_00: Weird girl or guy.
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  SPEAKER_00: What's the weird thing they do?
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  SPEAKER_00: Weirdest thing is gonna get you a pair of tickets.
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  SPEAKER_00: And each pair of tickets, you get to go to two attractions.
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  SPEAKER_00: So you can pick like Jerkus Circus and Motel 666 or Lost Hamlet and Motel 666.
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  SPEAKER_00: You make the choice once you get here.
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  SPEAKER_00: I can tell you what mine is, and I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, you have one right off the bat.
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  SPEAKER_00: I didn't realize that I did it.
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  SPEAKER_00: I smell everything.
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  SPEAKER_00: What?
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  SPEAKER_00: So I smell everything, even if it's like something I'm about to eat, or it's something that I just am like looking at it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Just yesterday, Zach's like, Did you smell that?
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  SPEAKER_01: So you're a sniffer.
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  SPEAKER_00: I am a sniffer.
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  SPEAKER_01: Sniffer of all things.
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  SPEAKER_00: When he brought it up, he's like, You literally smell everything.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah, I guess I do.
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  SPEAKER_00: So then yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: You can see where that's a touch weird.
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  SPEAKER_00: It just wanna make sure it's okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I get it.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know, and even though I I might have just purchased something, but I'm like, still gotta smell it.
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  SPEAKER_01: My friend Rob was an earwax eater.
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  SPEAKER_00: And somebody married him.
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  SPEAKER_00: Imagine kissing that.
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  SPEAKER_00: You're like, why is it so sticky all the time?
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm not even making that move.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry, Rob, if you're listening.
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  SPEAKER_00: He lives in Florida, so he's probably not, but way worse than mine.
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  SPEAKER_01: See, I don't think I guess I'm not that weird.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't think no.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't think, well, I mean, everything that you have to smell.
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  SPEAKER_01: I also think that um I don't think I have one.
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  SPEAKER_01: I can't.
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  SPEAKER_01: Tiffany, what's Scott's?
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  SPEAKER_01: Because I was gonna say, I can't really, I can't really pinpoint because this is weird.
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  SPEAKER_01: Not you're not looking at flaws of people or things that drive you nuts.
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  SPEAKER_01: We're not we're not saying you this is your chance to vent about your significant other.
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  SPEAKER_01: This is the weird oddities that they have.
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  SPEAKER_00: Right, exactly.
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  SPEAKER_01: Like Rob the earwax eater.
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  SPEAKER_00: So if you have never downloaded our app and you really want these tickets, make sure you download either the Wink 106 app, Twin Tears Magic, or My Radio Jams.
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  SPEAKER_00: And then you'll scroll down where you see the notebook or the microphone, and you can even talk it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, if somebody said earwax in the microphone, I would I would love it.
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  SPEAKER_00: So tell us what's the weird thing.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, we're already getting text messages.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I love this.
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  SPEAKER_00: This is great.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: So tell us the weird thing about your significant other.
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  SPEAKER_00: Best.
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  SPEAKER_01: But you stayed with them because I mean, obviously, either there's one of two things that happened here.
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  SPEAKER_01: You easily can look past that weird it weirdity, the oddity, the oddity, or you were desperate.
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  SPEAKER_01: Ha.