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Hour 3 - Big Mouth, Big Money? · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: How do you do?
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  Speaker 2: It's our number three, our number three, and it's all
• 0:08
  Speaker 2: about Travis Kelsey.
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  Speaker 1: That's right chatter. He's gonna retire.
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  Speaker 2: He hasn't announced his retirement yet, but would Chiefs tight
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  Speaker 2: end Travis Kelcey be worth twenty million dollars a year?
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  Speaker 2: Twenty million dollars a year to be a talking head
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  Speaker 2: on NFL TV broadcast. It's the word on the street.
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  Speaker 2: He's gonna get offered twenty million dollars a year. Also,
• 0:31
  Speaker 2: where do you file the story that Russell Wilson tore
• 0:35
  Speaker 2: his hammy and continue to play? The Giants still played
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  Speaker 2: him in the following game. Also did Bears coach Ben
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  Speaker 2: Johnson cross the line by poking fun at the Eagles
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  Speaker 2: and the Packers for resting their starters? Will go there
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  Speaker 2: as well? And a whole bunch more right, Now, make
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  Speaker 2: way clear your ear drums for our number three, big mouth,
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  Speaker 2: big money huh. Welcome in the beginning of another hour
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  Speaker 2: the Day, but we begin with this our lead story
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  Speaker 2: this hour from Casa City. Now, are the Chiefs preparing
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  Speaker 2: for a playoff game?
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  Speaker 1: No, no, they're not.
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  Speaker 2: They didn't qualify for the playoffs, so they're not getting
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  Speaker 2: ready for a playf game.
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  Speaker 1: Tight end.
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  Speaker 2: Travis Kelcey the waiting game. Now, I was told by
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  Speaker 2: somebody saying he's make his announcement on his little fledgling
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  Speaker 2: podcast thing. He's gonna do it on his own platform
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  Speaker 2: and all that stuff. It sounds like Kelsey's gonna retire.
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  Speaker 2: I would advise him not to retire, even though he
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  Speaker 2: looks like the kind of guy that should retire. Nonetheless,
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  Speaker 2: he hasn't made the decision. Now, entering the chat, there
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  Speaker 2: are if you have you heard this, No, there are
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  Speaker 2: whispers that Big Television would like to have a word
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  Speaker 2: with Travis Kelcey. Some whispers bouncing around the pinball machine.
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  Speaker 2: The echo chambers say that Travis Kelcey is definitely being
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  Speaker 2: targeted by multiple NFL broadcasters and he would command not
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  Speaker 2: seven figures, eight figures, say what? And Kelsey is looking
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  Speaker 2: for a number one job, a number one color commentator
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  Speaker 2: in the booth, in the booth, and he would get
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  Speaker 2: a salary of somewhere in the neighborhood of ten to
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  Speaker 2: twenty million dollars a year.
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  Speaker 1: And I know Jerome and Charleston's rolling over right now.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can't believe they would pay him
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  Speaker 1: that kind up.
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  Speaker 3: By which, why are we out?
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  Speaker 2: That's a good jumping off point question. As we discussed
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  Speaker 2: the question, would Travis Kelcey be worth twenty million dollars
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  Speaker 2: a year on your NFL Sunday or Monday broadcast? So
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  Speaker 2: I've got the dark Night Joker, Rhodes scholar, and whale sounds,
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  Speaker 2: and we will combine all of these things together and
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  Speaker 2: we are going to have the Goba Ghoul is what
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  Speaker 2: we're going at.
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  Speaker 1: We have the gob all right.
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  Speaker 2: So first of all, if you look at the malor
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  Speaker 2: scorecard for Travis kelce the short answer, is Travis Kelcey
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  Speaker 2: worth the twenty million dollars a year that he would
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  Speaker 2: like to get? The short answer is no. Now, I'm
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  Speaker 2: a talk shows I have to do a monologue. So
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  Speaker 2: I would like to give you the long version of this,
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  Speaker 2: which is a longer version is still no, it's just
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  Speaker 2: louder so now that that would be my response that
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  Speaker 2: Travis kelce if you put him on television, he would
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  Speaker 2: be one of the biggest boobs on the boob tube.
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  Speaker 2: Not outrageous, not sharp, not funny, just your garden variety meat.
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  Speaker 1: Heead hack. Am I being mean? I don't think I'm
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  Speaker 1: beating me.
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  Speaker 2: I've heard Travis Kelcey a few times. He sounds like
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  Speaker 2: every other ex jock. There's nothing special about Travis Kelcey's
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  Speaker 2: not very entertaining. He's not He's like a walking compression
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  Speaker 2: shirt and there's like a cloud of cologne with a
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  Speaker 2: microphone that rhyme. I'm a poet and I didn't even
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  Speaker 2: know it. But regardless, I understand how this works. I've
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  Speaker 2: been been around a while. I know it's a rig game.
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  Speaker 2: I have friends of mine, believe it or not, that
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  Speaker 2: work behind the scenes in television.
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  Speaker 1: I know the whole deal. And the fix is always
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  Speaker 1: in on these things.
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  Speaker 2: And it's the networks who all want these guys so
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  Speaker 2: they can bring them to cocktail parties in the Hamptons,
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  Speaker 2: in South Beach and Beverly Hills and show.
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  Speaker 1: Them off to their friends.
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  Speaker 2: I am paying so and so Joe Blow who used
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  Speaker 2: to be good at football, and I'm paying him a
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  Speaker 2: lot of money even though he's bad at broadcasting.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm paying him a lot of money. That's why
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  Speaker 1: they do it.
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  Speaker 2: And so Kelsey would not be paid for his insight,
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  Speaker 2: would not And there's a lot of snob appeal with
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  Speaker 2: a guy like Travis Kelsey. Let's be on and he's
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  Speaker 2: writing Shotgun. He's writing Shotgun on the Fame Rocket and
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  Speaker 2: it's being fueled by Taylor Swift.
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  Speaker 1: We all know that.
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  Speaker 2: And so that's it, and that's the currency. That's the
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  Speaker 2: scam Travis Kelsey. He wants to be a number one broadcast.
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  Speaker 1: They're a commentator. So the odds are better than you think.
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  Speaker 2: If you look at the NFL broadcasters right now, I
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  Speaker 2: don't know if I'm gonna remember all of them, but
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  Speaker 2: Tom Brady's the highest paid NFL commentator on Fox. He's
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  Speaker 2: a pretty baseline wallpaper broadcast. You're special about Tom Brady
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  Speaker 2: on television, And it's not outrageous to think that Tom Brady,
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  Speaker 2: who's just a terrible executive with the Raiders, would if
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  Speaker 2: he really valued that with the Raiders, that he would
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  Speaker 2: leave the broadcast booth and stop that and just go
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  Speaker 2: worry about being better at his NFL executive job. You've
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  Speaker 2: got Tony Romo, who's been accused of napping at CBS,
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  Speaker 2: the Columbia Broadcasting Systems. And you got Troy Aikman, who
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  Speaker 2: desperately wants to be an NFL executive.
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  Speaker 1: He's moonlighting with the Miami Dolphins.
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  Speaker 2: Then you got Kirk Herbstreet on Amazon with Al Michaels
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  Speaker 2: and Herbie. As much as he tries, he's doing cosplay.
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  Speaker 2: He's a college football guy masquerading as an NFL broadcaster.
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  Speaker 1: And then you got.
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  Speaker 2: Chris Collinsworth, who's a made man at NBC. He's also
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  Speaker 2: pushing sixty seven, so he's not gonna be doing it
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  Speaker 2: that much longer. It doesn't matter. The networks don't care.
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  Speaker 2: They do not care. The people that run these networks.
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  Speaker 2: They act like the dark Knight joker, burning cash just
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  Speaker 2: to prove they can just burn, burn burn. Now, years ago,
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  Speaker 2: this guy, there was a guy named Howard Kassell. You
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  Speaker 2: probably know who that is, famous sportscaster in his day.
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  Speaker 2: Fifty years ago, Howard coast Cell, and he warned he
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  Speaker 2: was a great visionary.
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  Speaker 1: Howard Coast cell. He warned, very curmudgety kind of a guy.
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  Speaker 2: But he warned about jockocracy, and that illness continues all
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  Speaker 2: these years later. It has a spell on television executives. Jockocracy.
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  Speaker 2: They're zombie fined by the jockocracy.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
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  Speaker 2: Now, Secondly, we go to Jersey, we go to New Jersey,
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  Speaker 2: and why do we go to Jersey Because Giants third
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  Speaker 2: string quarterback Russell Wilson. Russell Wilson ruffling some feathers, he claimed.
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  Speaker 1: At the end of.
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  Speaker 2: The year meet and greet with the media, Russ claimed
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  Speaker 2: that he tore his hammy, the grade two hamstring injury
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  Speaker 2: the day before the Giants played the Cowboys, not the
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  Speaker 2: game obviously, this last game, but the earlier regular season game,
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  Speaker 2: and then went out and played. He said he injured
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  Speaker 2: in the final practice. He still played, went out, had
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  Speaker 2: a bunch of passing yards, had his greatest game since
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  Speaker 2: he was a Seattle Seahawk, and then got one more
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  Speaker 2: start against Kansas City, and then the Giants finally benched
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  Speaker 2: him for Jackson Dart question, where do you file the
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  Speaker 2: Russell Wilson version of events that he tore his hamstring
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  Speaker 2: and then the Giants still allowed him to play the
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  Speaker 2: following game. So I'm gonna go like, it's the old
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  Speaker 2: school Jeopardy, back when people used to watch Jeopardy. And
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  Speaker 2: I'd like to say, Alex, I'll take things that didn't
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  Speaker 2: happen for a thousand, things that didn't happen for a thousand, ding.
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  Speaker 3: Ding ding ding ding.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, very good, So, Russell Wilson, this is a fairy
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  Speaker 2: tale with a capital F. Think Jack and the beanstock
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  Speaker 2: is what you ought to think when you think about it, Like,
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  Speaker 2: if you look at this logically, right, and there's a
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  Speaker 2: lot of gullible people that believe everything they're told. But
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  Speaker 2: if Russ really popped a hammy like a bungee cord snap,
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  Speaker 2: and the locker room would have leaked it faster than
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  Speaker 2: a grocery bag with a busted handle, and Russ would
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  Speaker 2: have been the one to leak it.
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  Speaker 1: Can you believe that I played? I am not just
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  Speaker 1: a human being. I played with a torn hammy?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Come on? And yet none of that happened. We didn't
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  Speaker 1: get anything.
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  Speaker 2: We got crickets, no whispers, no breadcrumbs, none of that stuff.
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  Speaker 2: And now, of course, after the season, Russ wants you
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  Speaker 2: to know that he's a modern day Rambo.
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  Speaker 1: Is what he did?
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  Speaker 2: Please Russell Wilson, you know what he is. He's a
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  Speaker 2: Rhodes scholar at nonsense.
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  Speaker 1: He is.
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  Speaker 2: He used to run the Hibachi back in the day,
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  Speaker 2: Flames sizzle, there was a bit of artistry. Never got
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  Speaker 2: to vote for the MVP award, but there were some moments.
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  Speaker 2: He had good games in Seattle and all his stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Now he's rubbing rocks like caveman in the Stone Age,
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  Speaker 2: and he's hoping the spark something. And so what's really
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  Speaker 2: going on here? This is windshield flyer marketing.
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  Speaker 5: It is.
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  Speaker 2: Let me say this to the media, it'll get repeated.
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  Speaker 2: Please believe I'm injured, not cooked. Please believe that. Next thing,
• 11:37
  Speaker 2: you know, Sierra will be dropping a sad it's a
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  Speaker 2: sad musical track, and she'll.
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  Speaker 1: Be going on and on about you believe your ears
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  Speaker 1: and don't believe your eyes. Believe your ears.
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  Speaker 2: So if you're too hurt to play, you tell the traders.
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  Speaker 2: And even in this age of hey, we're worried about this,
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  Speaker 2: that and the other thing, we want you to they're
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  Speaker 2: not going to play. If you're medically cleared, they'll play.
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  Speaker 2: So if Russ injured his hamstring and he was allowed
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  Speaker 2: to play, and he told the medical staff. Now, if
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  Speaker 2: he didn't tell anyone, then the Giants aren't at fault.
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  Speaker 1: That's on Russ.
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  Speaker 2: But if he told someone and then played and was cleared,
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  Speaker 2: that means it wasn't that big a deal.
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  Speaker 1: Had Wilson actually had.
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  Speaker 2: The hammy go whammy, if that had been the place,
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  Speaker 2: he would have been camping out in the injury tent.
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  Speaker 2: You don't rewrite history, so this is not a Wikipedia
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  Speaker 2: edit that we're doing here.
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  Speaker 1: And Russ, I understand what he's doing. I get it.
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  Speaker 2: He still wants to play, and it was embarrassing if
• 12:36
  Speaker 2: you watched it in New Year's Eve. They dragged his
• 12:39
  Speaker 2: ass out there as the plus one for Sierra in
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  Speaker 2: Times Square and there's Russ, third string quarterback for the Giants,
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  Speaker 2: futzing around and all that stuff. But he's trying to
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  Speaker 2: get in. He knows there's a shortage of quarterbacks and
• 12:52
  Speaker 2: he's just showing them there the dusty clips of the
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  Speaker 2: Sizzle reel when he was Mister Unlimited from the Seattlecux.
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  Speaker 2: He's looking around, He's like, the cults are gonna get quarterback,
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  Speaker 2: the Raiders, the Cardinals, the Vikings. Me, oh my, the
• 13:03
  Speaker 2: Dolphins are going to bring in a new quarterback. If
• 13:06
  Speaker 2: Rogers retires, the Steelers will need a new quarterback. Not
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  Speaker 2: that he's going back there. So file this where it belongs. Fiction,
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  Speaker 2: top shelf, fiction, hardcover. All right, now, final thought? Two
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  Speaker 2: shit Cago we go where Ben Johnson is stirring the.
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  Speaker 1: Pot and we love it. We love it.
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  Speaker 2: So the Bears coach Ben Johnson is being accused of
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  Speaker 2: taking shots at the Eagles and the Green Bay Packers,
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  Speaker 2: among others, for resting their starters in week eighteen. Now,
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  Speaker 2: Philadelphia would a leapfrog the Bears had they won their game,
• 13:43
  Speaker 2: but they played a bunch of scrubs, a bunch of backups,
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  Speaker 2: and they lost to Washington. So Ben Johnson said, quote
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  Speaker 2: some teams rest their starters. We don't we play football
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  Speaker 2: close quote drop the mic and he he walked away.
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  Speaker 2: So this is not the first time that Ben Johnson
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  Speaker 2: has poked the opposition. He's taking some shots at Philly
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  Speaker 2: in the past, but this is a two for one
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  Speaker 2: special the Daily Double taking shots at both Green Bay
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  Speaker 2: and Philadelphia. So question, did Bear's coach did Bears coach
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  Speaker 2: Ben Johnson cross the line by poking the Eagles and
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  Speaker 2: the Packers for resting their starters. So I've got three
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  Speaker 2: words no, no, and you guessed it.
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  Speaker 1: No, that's right.
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  Speaker 2: In fact, I'll even shake my head no, even though
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  Speaker 2: it's radio and you can't see, but you can hear.
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  Speaker 1: My voice.
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  Speaker 2: Sounds a little weird because I'm shaking my head no,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm gonna get dizzy, but no. And I'll even smile. Well,
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  Speaker 2: I shake my head no, because that's where I am.
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  Speaker 2: Ben Johnson did not cross the line. He spray painted
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  Speaker 2: the truth on the wall. Vigilante truth from Ben Johnson.
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  Speaker 2: Some coaches play football, others played day spa manager, all right,
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  Speaker 2: I'm in charge of the day's but some coaches like
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  Speaker 2: to lace them up.
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  Speaker 1: It's a slobber knocker.
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  Speaker 2: Others break out the cucumber slices and the whale sounds
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  Speaker 2: so the players can take a nap. It's nap time.
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  Speaker 2: Have a nice nap, and we'll get you some juice
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  Speaker 2: boxes as well. And it's not really trash talk. It's
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  Speaker 2: true and it's the mission statement.
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  Speaker 6: Now.
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  Speaker 2: It didn't work out for the Bears because they lost
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  Speaker 2: the game they played against the Lions. When they played
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  Speaker 2: their starters. But this is really a shot at Philadelphia
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  Speaker 2: more than Green Bay. The blue collar grease under the
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  Speaker 2: fingernails while making millions NFL players in general. But a
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  Speaker 2: city like Philadelphia that prides themselves, they love to pump
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  Speaker 2: their chest out about how their blue collar hard hat,
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  Speaker 2: they've got the metal lunch pail, that whole thing.
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  Speaker 1: And this one landed like a boomerang.
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  Speaker 2: Is where now Nick Siriani in particular, there is coaching scared.
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  Speaker 2: He's a rock paper scissors guy coaching the game.
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  Speaker 1: Like the Eyan.
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  Speaker 2: There's a porcelain doll and all that stuff, and so
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: you know, it's just why we'll tuck everyone in. We'll
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  Speaker 2: give them a nice blankie. We'll give them a nice blanky.
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  Speaker 2: There will fluff the pillows for them, and we'll make
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  Speaker 2: sure they're in the day spa and we'll put them
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  Speaker 2: in the sauna and be really nice. We'll get the
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: manny and the petty, the manny and the petty. We'll
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: get the mud bath. Got to have the mud bath
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  Speaker 2: and go to the day spat. We'll get the mud bath.
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  Speaker 2: The whole deal, the whole, the whole deal. Uh, and
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  Speaker 2: give me I want to coach and I've been consistent
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  Speaker 2: over the years and never been players that have played
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  Speaker 2: and gotten hurt.
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  Speaker 7: And I don't care.
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  Speaker 2: I'd rather play the players. And that's it. And you
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  Speaker 2: roll the dice. I want to be with the coach
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  Speaker 2: that rolls the dice, not the one who hides the dice.
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  Speaker 2: And there's a lot of coaches here who hide the dice.
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  Speaker 2: And it's just terrible, absolutely terrible. Mike Singletary said it best.
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  Speaker 2: I want winners. I want people that want to win.
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  Speaker 2: And then the Professor Herm Edwards screamed into eternity, you
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  Speaker 2: play to win the game. And then there's other coaches
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  Speaker 2: that follow our old buddy Jim Morrip, part of the
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: Fox Alumni Association, his words, we couldn't do Diddley Boo
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  Speaker 2: on offense. And so the bear stumbled. But yet Ben Johnson,
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  Speaker 2: he gets it. It's it's football.
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  Speaker 1: You're not gonna wrap everyone in bubble wrap, all right?
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  Speaker 1: Is the Ben Mahlor Show.
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  Speaker 2: Will take a bunch of these calls at eight seven
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  Speaker 1: Now and you can do that and we'll.
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  Speaker 2: Have you on hold for later on this hour. But
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: here's the riddle of the day. You can answer this.
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: You can answer this on the X machine at Ben Mallers. So,
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  Speaker 2: the Arizona Cardinals not a good football team, but the
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: Arizona Cardinals.
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  Speaker 1: Blank went viral on so media.
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  Speaker 2: All right again, Arizona Cardino is not a good football team,
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  Speaker 2: but they went viral. Blank went viral for the Cardinals
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  Speaker 2: now for the Mallard riddle Today the Arizona Cardinals. That's
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  Speaker 2: a football team, not a good one. The Arizona Cardinals
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: blank went viral on social media on Monday. Andy in
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  Speaker 2: Lionel Lakes, Minnesota says the Cardinals went viral for handing
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: out juice boxes the players at their last game of
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: the season. Well, no, Andy, the old coach Cliff Kingsbury
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  Speaker 2: remember he had social media breaks and gave out juice
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: boxes when he was coaching the cart So that did happen?
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  Speaker 2: What else do we have? It's a year I didn't
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  Speaker 2: hear the riddle, but I'll say butter Fingers is the
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  Speaker 2: worst candy bar. That's a bad take by you. Almond
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: Joy the worst candy bar. Butter Fingers, Baby Ruth, good
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  Speaker 2: combo there, you do not need the Almond Joy. I
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: got into an argument with one of my wife's friends
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: who loves Almond Joy, guy named Reggie.
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  Speaker 1: He was very upset that I pointed out, did.
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  Speaker 8: You tell her you can't be friends anymore?
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: Well, I said that this is the last candy standing
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: and when I was a kid, was always Almond Joy
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: and he got.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: Upset by that. Ferg Dog says.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: The video of Big Red the mascot, crying after the
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: Rams beat down.
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  Speaker 1: What do we have here? Page?
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: Then there are Quarterback's birthday party went viral when a
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  Speaker 2: radio host showed up an hour late.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, what else we have to see?
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  Speaker 2: Page then playing Monopoly from King Rory and that's his answer.
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  Speaker 2: The team HeLa Monster guests by Eke and Roseville, Minnesota
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  Speaker 2: Cardinals sponsored daycare went viral. Kyler Murray live streaming playing
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  Speaker 2: Grand Theft Auto from Josh. That's his answer. Kathy in Madison,
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: So the Cardinals went viral for giving Kitty kisses to
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  Speaker 2: Pugs the Cat. Interesting eating twinkies from JT the Wingman.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: That's his answer. Mike the Leprechaun from Boston says the
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: Cardinals hired an exorcist to forget about their season. Interesting
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: a security blanket went viral from Hugh on the Five.
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: That's his answer. What else here, Milkman, Mike and Colorado
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: says their waterborne made headlines? All right, no, the correct answer.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: The Arizona Cardinals football team went viral on Monday. They
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  Speaker 2: had posted a happy birthday post for Jonathan Gannon years
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  Speaker 2: before they fired him.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Now, in defense, I have seen some of the social
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: media admins for NFL teams. They're all right out of
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  Speaker 2: college and all that, so it's not like the people
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: that actually know what's going on in the organization are
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  Speaker 2: doing it for They post happy birthday jag for Jonathan Gannon,
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  Speaker 2: and of course that went viral as the day later
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  Speaker 2: he was whacked. See you later, Bye bye baby. Let's
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  Speaker 2: go to the phones, Jerome and Charleston bring it home.
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  Speaker 1: Jerome, Hello, Jerome, Hey.
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  Speaker 3: I guess it's okay to talk to me because you
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  Speaker 3: didn't invite me to your your daytime Smoothie Smoothie Christmas party.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: All right, Jerome, let me ask you was I was?
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: I not down the street from you, Jerome and Charleston.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: Jerome, Jerome, you would not leave your house. You're a curmudgeon.
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  Speaker 3: Give me off a cool question. He's not going into this.
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  Speaker 1: I was about a mile away from you at one point.
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: I know what you I know where you were.
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  Speaker 1: All right, you know I.
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: Can look it up on my phone. I probably could
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: have gotten there. But you know what, I'm not rich
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: enough to come and hang with you. No stop, rich
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: people hang.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: With no stop.
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: Right Rob Parker, you got plenty much. He might be
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: the rich person want of the richest people at Fox because
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: he's been.
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  Speaker 1: Doing all time.
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: I'm sure Rob in front of a rock Parker doing,
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: he wasn't He said he went to Columbia. You know
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: who else one most famous people and sports went to Columbia.
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: Lou Garritt.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: Well, Rob, Rob has a he went to He might
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: have gone to Columbia, but he went to southern Connecticut.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: There's a press box named after.
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: Him, and got a master's degree and journalism from Columbia.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, we'll good man. That's great for rock
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: went to Columbia.
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: Jim McMillan played with the Lakers when I was growing up,
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: the guy that was uput of thirty three game winning
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: streak three games.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't know you, Jerome. You're like an expert on Columbia.
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: I had no idea, no, just I was doing some research.
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: I researched people. Man, I've been trying to find out
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: some stuff about you, but it's kind of hard. But
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna keep looking.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: Well, what kind of dirt? What kind of dirt? Wait? Wait, wait,
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: what kind of dirt are you trying to find about me?
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: I'm not trying well when I look up dirt on you, Ben.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: I love you Ben, all right?
• 24:31
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: You sure about that? Yer Man? We've we fought. We've
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: had some battles over the years.
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: Me and you, Jerome, we have some particle man, were
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: not like that, you know. I get along with you.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: I love you. I like your calls.
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: Room.
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: I gotta tell you, I wish you called more often.
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: But how's your health? You doing okay?
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: I'm I'm a different kind of cat man. I found
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: out out a long time ago. Yeah, I'm doing okay,
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: I'm doing okay, all right? Good? Hey, I gotta go
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: get another blood tails on Thursday, though, I gotta kidney
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: doctor in a few weeks.
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: All right, we'll just keep track of everything, and as
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: long as you keep track, they'll be Okay.
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: Wait, what's with the ball players man, thinking that they're
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: so smart they want to be in the front office. Man,
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: let me ask youself. You've got the billion their owners,
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: you know, like Mark Cuban, who's an Indiana graduate and
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: helped him like Resurgers at their program. The billionaire owners
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: taking advice from mannaire ball players. I'm a billionaire and
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: you're a millionnaire. I'm not taking your advice.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: Well, the reason there's not, obviously. I mean, these guys
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: get treated like kings. If you're an executive, you fly first,
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: you know how, the first class, great foods, everything you need.
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: The expense accounts are insane, It's wild.
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: I don't even I don't even watch these korem postgame shows.
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: You know, I don't.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: I don't either.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: I don't either, be honest, I don't even listen to them.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: I usually hit the mute button most of the time
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: because the announcers annoy me. Are you real?
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: I listened to role model doing the doing their in game.
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  Speaker 3: You know what, noawlys and stuff. I like that.
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: That's right, Jim, that's right, Jam, all right, Jim, all right, Jim.
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: No he does more than that. Don't start that the.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: Real quick.
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: Travis Kelsey look like yourrome where Taylor Swift or Andrew
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: Rees looked twice at him? Hell no, he wouldn't.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: I don't know what Taylor Swift's attracted to. I have
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: no idea.
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: I don't know what's going.
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: Put some calls on her.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: She's walking around naked, and she's making a lot of
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: money doing being that being that way, So he's putting
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: clothes on. There's a lot of money to be made
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: if you're a good looking woman. And all right, all right,
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: all right, I gotta go call me again, Drew. I
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: gotta go, Thank you.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: Go ahead.
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: Is Eddie in North Carolina. We go from South Carolina
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: to North Carolina. Eddi's in Charlotte. I believe Hello Eddie.
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: Thumbs up, thumbs down, Eddie a fan favorite.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: Happy New Year. Congratulations Eddie.
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: I've been told you are a candidate for the New
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: York Giants coaching job, so hopefully you'll be making you
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: wait to New York to interview for the job. Congratulations,
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: all right, let's see what we get right. Here we go,
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: everyone play along thumbs up, thumbs down. It's our favorite
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: game by a caller from Eddie.
• 27:14
  Speaker 5: Thank you very much. Okay, college football playoff?
• 27:19
  Speaker 9: Right?
• 27:20
  Speaker 5: If I unless I'm wrong, I think one of the
• 27:22
  Speaker 5: teams had twenty eight to twenty six days in between games.
• 27:27
  Speaker 5: Don't we need to have this like every weekend. I
• 27:30
  Speaker 5: know it's about the money and the bowls, but the
• 27:32
  Speaker 5: playoffs need to be every weekend. Thumbs up with thumbs down.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: No, it's being.
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: The reason there's so much money is because of television.
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: They need that on certain dates. They have to work
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: it around the NFL schedule. Like there's games on Thursday, right,
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: because there's no NFL games this week, the plays are
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: playing on Thursday.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: So I'm gonna go.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: Know the thing I would like to change, I'm gonna
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: go thumbs away thumbs up or I'm gonna go thumbs down.
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: But the thing they need to change is the transfer portal.
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: You should not have players during the college football playoff
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: transfering are going. That's that's really lorrenda thumbs up, thumbs.
• 28:05
  Speaker 8: Down, I think we need less games, So I'm gonna
• 28:07
  Speaker 8: go thumbs.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: Down, less games.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: Sorry, you don't watch them anyway, Coop busy, he's on
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: the phone, he's on the What's next, What you got next?
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: What's next?
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: Okay?
• 28:17
  Speaker 5: I think you and Koop touched on this a little
• 28:20
  Speaker 5: earlier in the NFL hardware chance. Do the uprights need
• 28:23
  Speaker 5: to be brought in for these vehicle pickers don't get
• 28:26
  Speaker 5: eighty five? It's in accuracy.
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they'll tell me about that. Also, I think if
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: they just change the balls. They changed the balls the
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: last couple of years where they have the special kicker ball,
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: but the players take them home and they like sleep
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: with the balls and make them to the ball. I mean,
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: it's a whole thing, you know. And so if they
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: just stop that, I think this will go back to
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: kind of the way it was. It's does anyone really
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: want to watch field goals? So to answer your question,
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: he said, thumbs up, thumbs down. Do they need to
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: move the goalposts? Make them smaller? Is always said. I
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: don't think that's the answer, So I'm gonna go thumbs down.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: Lorena.
• 29:04
  Speaker 8: That's a wild statement.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: It's like, oh, you're doing really good.
• 29:07
  Speaker 8: At something that used to be a skilled We're gonna
• 29:09
  Speaker 8: make it even harder, like no.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: No, but nobody wants this. Coop thumbs up, thumbs comes down,
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: thumbs down. All right, what's next year? Thumbs up, thumbs
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: down with Eddie in Charlotte, our buddy Eddie.
• 29:19
  Speaker 5: Okay, how about this hardware change?
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 29:22
  Speaker 5: NBA need to raise the rim six inches?
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: No they I on't gonna know on that. What they
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: need to do in the NBA, though.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: Is how about this take away the three point shot?
• 29:36
  Speaker 6: That?
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: Oh what would happen? How many guys would retire?
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: Eddie?
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: If they took away the three points?
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: They'd be like and you know they'd still be shooting
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: thirty five foot shots anyway.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, got rid of it.
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: They're just that they're addicted to it, you know. But
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna say no, I'm getting rid of the raising
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: the rim. Lorena thumbs up them.
• 29:57
  Speaker 8: I want it lower because I love when players dunk,
• 29:59
  Speaker 8: and if you have it lower, more players could do it.
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: That's the worst answer possible. Coop thumbs up, thumbs down
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: and down thumbs down. All right, last one, we'd like
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: to alert all the affiliates.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: Last one. Last one, thumbs up, thumbs down, Eddie, here
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: we go, here we go.
• 30:16
  Speaker 5: Bad thumbs up or thumbs down.
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: Y'all take it easy, all right, thank you, Eddie be Well.
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go thumbs down on raisin bread. I'm not
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: I do not like the raisin. I'll eat the raisin.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: Don't like the raisin thumbs down.
• 30:30
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 30:30
  Speaker 8: I actually love cinnamon raisin bread, like when it's like
• 30:34
  Speaker 8: cinnamon swirled into it.
• 30:35
  Speaker 7: I think it's really good.
• 30:36
  Speaker 8: If I could take out the raisins, I would, but
• 30:39
  Speaker 8: I'm not against them.
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: You know.
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: What I hate the most is the trail mix they
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: put the raisins in there. It's kind of like how
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: they put a lot of beans in the Mexican food
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: because it's cheaper or rice, you know, And I hate
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: them ras for nutrition, bull crap beans and thumbs up
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: thumbs down on raisin bread.
• 30:55
  Speaker 7: I'm with Lorraina.
• 30:55
  Speaker 9: If it's cinnamon raisin bread and you can toast it
• 30:58
  Speaker 9: and put some some butter on it, but that's.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: Just the sugar. You're just enjoying the sugar.
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you, Eddie be Well, My man, that's a
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: great Eddie and Charlotte.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: It's good.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: We need another contestant for Mallar's Mount of Money. So
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: call right now eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox.
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: Helmet Man is next. If you want to play Mallors
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: Amount of Money, call right now eight seven seven ninety
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: nine on Fox.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: Hello, helmet Man.
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: I heard a dream.
• 31:23
  Speaker 10: Last night, Ben ripping my rave them. I heard you yesterday.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: Well, why why didn't you call? I thought you were
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: gonna call after the game? You didn't call?
• 31:34
  Speaker 10: Yeah, because when I had my plug that charge the
• 31:38
  Speaker 10: phone with, it's something jammed in there where the battery
• 31:43
  Speaker 10: goes slow. You know when you fuck your phone in
• 31:45
  Speaker 10: your phone to charge your phone. Yeah, I have to
• 31:48
  Speaker 10: get a new battery, all right.
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: Well that sucks, all right, all right, but but you
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: were listening, you were listening.
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 31:57
  Speaker 10: I bought a us B plug and I brought a
• 32:04
  Speaker 10: cable box. You know the three cables.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can plug three cables in at the same time.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: I know it.
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: And one oh three and one ohs. You got all
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: the different thing of the jigs I got you.
• 32:18
  Speaker 10: Yeah, So that's why I'm charged it up now, all right.
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, now that we've we've done that, uh, let's
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: get to the meat of the matter here.
• 32:26
  Speaker 10: Please help Raid because they didn't have any Tucker for
• 32:30
  Speaker 10: the for the kicker and before that this kick. It's
• 32:35
  Speaker 10: of the stupid stuff they did. They should have done,
• 32:39
  Speaker 10: but they.
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: They gave them the game.
• 32:42
  Speaker 10: If they would have had Tucker, they would have made
• 32:44
  Speaker 10: that field.
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: All right, let's get your perspective, helmet man. Right now,
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: let's answer the burning questions. Do you bring back John Harbaugh?
• 32:54
  Speaker 10: Yeah, it's not the coach.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: It's a yes no question. Do you bring him back?
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: Yes or no?
• 33:01
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: Send that out. Coop.
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: Helmet Man is reporting that John Harbaugh should be back
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: as the Ravens. Go Lamar Jackson, you trade him or
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: keep him?
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: You keep them?
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: All right? Send that out, Coop.
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: Lamar Jackson will remain the quarterback of the Ravens, according
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: to the NFL Insider helmet Man.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: Any other predictionar, what's that.
• 33:27
  Speaker 10: Buddy, I'm not hearing any Oh you're.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: Not all right? Well, I'm gonna hang up. I love you.
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: Fix your phone and call me back. All right, you
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: gotta fix your phone. Guy, we will.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: Day God, No, no, I wasn't going. I did not go.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: I thank you. I I got a great helmet man.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: We needs a new charger. He needs a new charge.
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: All right, we're gonna have Mallard's amount of money. We'll
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: get to that coming up in a moment, and Coop
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: will get all upset if I don't stop talking right now.
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: So Malar's amount of money, we'll get to that, and
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: we will do it.
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller
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  Speaker 4: Now Malor's Mountain of Money. He do you have what
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  Speaker 2: Probably not a listener we say hello to John, who's
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  Speaker 2: living in paradise.
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  Speaker 1: Hello, John, how's paradise?
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  Speaker 3: You know what it is?
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  Speaker 5: All right?
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  Speaker 1: Very good? Who do you want to partner up with?
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  Speaker 3: John?
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  Speaker 2: It's Mallard's amount of money the Maryland Manson addition, who
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  Speaker 2: do you want to partner up with?
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  Speaker 3: Ben?
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  Speaker 2: All right?
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  Speaker 1: Very good? John? Hold on a sec Lorraina picked door
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  Speaker 1: number one or door number two? Number too? Oh man?
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  Speaker 2: Well, Coop's very happy you picked number two and that
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  Speaker 2: is a Jordans in Cansa City, Hello, Jordan, Man.
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  Speaker 3: There's nothing going on in January football here in Kansas City.
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  Speaker 2: You can start scouting for the you can start scouting
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  Speaker 2: for the draft. Jordan's quickly, all right? Who you're gonna
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  Speaker 2: play with?
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  Speaker 1: Coop? Alright? Alright, very good? Coop? Please all right?
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  Speaker 9: Maryland Manson turned fifty seven on Monday. So the categories
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  Speaker 9: are Sweet Dreams, the Beautiful People, the Dope Show, and
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  Speaker 9: Deep six? John, you were on first, Which category would
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  Speaker 9: you like? Deep six?
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  Speaker 1: All right?
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  Speaker 7: And Jordan? How about you beautiful people? All right?
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  Speaker 2: All right?
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  Speaker 7: John?
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  Speaker 1: And Ben?
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  Speaker 7: You were up first?
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  Speaker 1: All right? These athletes all war? Or where the number six?
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  Speaker 1: Are you ready? John?
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  Speaker 7: All right?
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  Speaker 2: Forty five seconds were on our way go star with
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  Speaker 2: the Lakers right now.
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  Speaker 1: He's forty years old.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, a quarterback for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers currently not
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  Speaker 2: in the playoffs. Yes, greatest winner of all time for
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  Speaker 2: the Boston Celtics of the nineteen sixties. Yes, that's correct,
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  Speaker 2: wide receiver currently for the Philadelphia Eagles, number six. He
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  Speaker 2: won the Heisman at Alabama. Yes, nickname the man for
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  Speaker 2: the Saint Louis Cardinals back in the nineteen sixties.
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  Speaker 3: What.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, MVP for the Philadelphia Phillies when they won the
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  Speaker 2: World Series. We play with Jimmy Rollins, first basement African
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  Speaker 2: American in a lot of home runs for the Phillies.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I think you said. He didn't say the
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  Speaker 1: last name.
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  Speaker 8: He just said Bryan, you got one sixty on that.
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  Speaker 4: Ben.
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  Speaker 2: I'm glad that you live in Paradise because your phone doesn't.
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  Speaker 1: Live in Pace.
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  Speaker 7: Ryan Howard was who you were looking for?
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  Speaker 1: Howard?
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  Speaker 7: All right, Jordan, we have the beautiful people.
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  Speaker 3: Uh.
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  Speaker 9: These athletes all appeared on the cover of GQ magazine
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  Speaker 9: forty five seconds on the clock. Begin former quarterback for
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  Speaker 9: the Cowboys. He is currently a broadcaster. No, the younger
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  Speaker 9: one's currently. Yes, all right, this guy was the flash
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  Speaker 9: for the Miami Heat. Yes, this guy was a USC quarterback.
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  Speaker 9: He played at the Cincinnati Bengals and then the Raiders Carton.
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  Speaker 7: Yes, yep, yep.
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  Speaker 9: Uh. This guy had the sack record until it was
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  Speaker 9: just beaten by Miles Garrett.
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  Speaker 7: Nope, he has a gap tooth.
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  Speaker 9: Yes, this guy's another USC quarterback, but he sucked in
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  Speaker 9: the NFL.
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  Speaker 7: He was with Reggie Bush.
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  Speaker 8: That was right there, but it wasn't it.
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  Speaker 7: Alright, so we have one hundred points right, Yeah, you
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  Speaker 7: guys got again? All right? Jordan, do want Sweet Dreams
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  Speaker 7: or the Dope Show? All right?
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  Speaker 3: Uh?
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  Speaker 9: These athletes all have sweet sounding nicknames. Forty five seconds
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  Speaker 9: on the clock, Let's begin the Juice running back for
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  Speaker 9: the Buffalo Bills. He killed people. Yes, his nickname was Sweetness.
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  Speaker 9: Running back for the Bears. Yes, this guy's last name
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  Speaker 9: is a fruit. He was on the New York Mets. Yes,
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  Speaker 9: this guy's nickname was the Honey Badger.
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  Speaker 7: Yes, this guy was Chocolate thunder.
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  Speaker 9: All right, how about a white chocolate He was on
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  Speaker 9: the Kings.
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  Speaker 7: Played street ball.
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  Speaker 1: Sounds like you're an agony here?
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  Speaker 9: Okay, how about a pitcher named the candy man for
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  Speaker 9: the Pirates in the seventies.
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  Speaker 7: No, probably not.
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  Speaker 1: All right, you know, forfeiting. All right, how many points
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  Speaker 1: are the guy? What do they got learned?
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  Speaker 8: That's another one hundreds.
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  Speaker 1: You guys got too forty to win? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Are you ready there? John in Paradise, we need forty
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  Speaker 2: to win. I'm going for the kill shot right away.
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  Speaker 1: Are you ready? All right?
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  Speaker 2: These athletes all have caught, all were caught doping or
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  Speaker 2: taking PDS.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Here we are, forty five seconds on the clock. We're
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  Speaker 1: on our way.
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  Speaker 2: A great defensive player for the San Diego Chargers, nickname
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  Speaker 2: lights Out.
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  Speaker 1: He was the defensive rookie of the Year for the
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  Speaker 1: San Diego Chargers.
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  Speaker 2: Oh all right, slot wide receiver for the white guy
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  Speaker 2: for the Patriots. He's a podcaster now he does some
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  Speaker 2: television stuff like a Jewish wide receiver.
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  Speaker 1: No, another white guy for the Patriots, a slot receiver.
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  Speaker 3: All right? All right?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, oh my god. All right, Julian Edelman
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  Speaker 1: and Sean Merriman.
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  Speaker 3: He didn't do anything. You did not do anything.
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  Speaker 2: There was nothing done at all.