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Hour 4 - A Purple Punch · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Great googly moogly. It's our number four. Our four ready
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  Speaker 1: to go Ben Maller show. We head to Minnesota here
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  Speaker 1: in our number four. How much stock do you put
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  Speaker 1: in the theory that the Vikings have quietly orchestrated a
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  Speaker 1: soft benching of Kyler Murray? Also, after being fired by Buffalo,
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  Speaker 1: has C.J. Gardner-Johnson officially worn out his welcome around the NFL,
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  Speaker 1: fired after spitting a loogie? And where he at on
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  Speaker 1: Mark Davis putting no pressure on the Raider coaching staff
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  Speaker 1: to play Fernando Mendoza, even though he was the top
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  Speaker 1: pick and You're supposed to be able to play right away,
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  Speaker 1: but clearly Mendoza not good enough to play in the
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  Speaker 1: NFL right now as a starter. We'll talk about all
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  Speaker 1: that and more. Here it is, hour number four. Have
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  Speaker 1: a great hump day on this fourth day of November. Well,
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  Speaker 1: it's a punch, kind of a purple punch, if you will.
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  Speaker 1: All right, so our lead this hour, let's go to
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  Speaker 1: the NFL one more time. We go to Minnesota, where
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  Speaker 1: the Vikings were curb stomped. Not really. They lost late
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  Speaker 1: to the Lions, but they still lost. They're a loser.
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  Speaker 1: There are no undefeated teams left in the NFL. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Well,
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  Speaker 1: things are not looking great right now for the little fella,
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  Speaker 1: Alligator Arms. Alligator Arms Murray. And if you have not heard,
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  Speaker 1: perhaps not, There's been an uptick in some chatter out
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  Speaker 1: of the Twin Cities that the Vikings... are looking to
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  Speaker 1: sit down Kyler Murray. They just don't want to say
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  Speaker 1: they're benching him. So instead, they're conniving behind the scenes.
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  Speaker 1: The conspiracy theory from the deep state of the NFL
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  Speaker 1: is this will be a, quote, soft benching, close quote,
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  Speaker 1: of Kyler Murray. And they're going to use his hamstring tightness.
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  Speaker 1: They're claiming he has hamstring tightness as a convenient cover-up
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  Speaker 1: to replace him. And they don't want to announce that
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  Speaker 1: he's been demoted because he sucks. By the way, he
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  Speaker 1: does suck, as we anticipated he would. Very mediocre quarterback,
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  Speaker 1: very good at gaming. The Vikings need to start a
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  Speaker 1: gaming operation and have Kyler as the captain of the
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  Speaker 1: gaming team. They'll do very well. Call of duty. He
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  Speaker 1: will knock it out of the park. Absolutely knock it
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  Speaker 1: out of the park. Now, Murray has been either average
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  Speaker 1: or below average all season, and we have reached a
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  Speaker 1: point of demarcation. The point of demarcation is Justin Jefferson sulking.
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  Speaker 1: and huffing and puffing and saying, what am I doing?
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing cardio every Sunday, and I'm not getting the ball.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not making plays, and I'm $ 35 million wide receiver guy.
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  Speaker 1: They might as well be paying me the league minimum
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  Speaker 1: with my production. His production has plummeted. It's bad, bad, bad, bad.
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  Speaker 1: So Carson Wentz, in theory, would take over against Buffalo
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  Speaker 1: and And the theory would be that they would just
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  Speaker 1: throw the ball to Justin Jefferson. He'll catch the ball.
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  Speaker 1: He'll make a few plays. They'll pacify the wide receiver.
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  Speaker 1: He'll be happy. And rather than admit that Kyler Murray,
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  Speaker 1: it's just not working. Minnesota could hide behind the Fugazi
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  Speaker 1: injury report and make a quarterback change.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: So that is a good jumping up point. Let us
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  Speaker 1: discuss the question. How much stock, how much stock do
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  Speaker 1: you put into the theory? that the Vikings are contemplating
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  Speaker 1: quietly orchestrating a soft benching of Kyler Murray. So I've
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  Speaker 1: got Picasso, Arby's, and dynamite shrimp. Three things that have never,
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  Speaker 1: ever been compared in the same Malheur monologue. And here
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  Speaker 1: we are. And we're going to put all these together.
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  Speaker 1: And then we're going to have the gabagool. Got to
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  Speaker 1: have the gabagool. Tillio says, you got to eat the gabagool. Fine.
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  Speaker 1: The baba ganoush, we'll have some of that. The matzo
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  Speaker 1: ball soup. And we'll even have, for Ben Jamin, some jambalaya.
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  Speaker 1: Because that's the only good thing. That and gumbo. The
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  Speaker 1: food's good. The sports are not good if you live
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  Speaker 1: in New Orleans. The food, apparently very good. All right,
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  Speaker 1: so first of all, we checked with the folks over
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  Speaker 1: there at Wall Street. We checked and tried to answer
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  Speaker 1: the question, how much stock do you put into the
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  Speaker 1: idea that Kyler Murray would end up being benched And
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  Speaker 1: they're not going to call it a benching. He's hurt,
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  Speaker 1: but he's not really hurt and all that stuff. So
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  Speaker 1: we checked in with Wall Street, and Kyler Murray has
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  Speaker 1: now been downgraded from a hold position to sell, sell, sell, sell, sell.
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  Speaker 1: Get that out of your portfolio. By buy, the Vikings
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  Speaker 1: are treating him, and they should treat him like this,
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  Speaker 1: like a stock that has lost 40% of its value,
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  Speaker 1: kind of like Reddit. The Reddit stock apparently fell apart.
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  Speaker 1: I read that the other day. So it's kind of
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  Speaker 1: like Reddit. The stock price has gone down, and they're
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  Speaker 1: not buying the dip. Don't do the dips you do.
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  Speaker 1: Don't buy the dip. They're not buying the dip. They're
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  Speaker 1: dumping the shares is what they're doing. They're dumping the
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  Speaker 1: shares here. So Kyler Murray is what's known as a
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  Speaker 1: distressed asset. And that hammy that went whammy, allegedly the
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  Speaker 1: perfect getaway car. El perfecto in terms of getaway car.
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  Speaker 1: Soft tissue injuries. These are the Picasso of the NFL
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  Speaker 1: medical report. We talk about it often with players who
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  Speaker 1: don't want to play, and it's a great way to say, hey,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going to play. I have a lower back injury,
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  Speaker 1: and I can't play. The Cowboys... traded for Joey Porter Jr.,
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  Speaker 1: who was, many people believe, guilty of malfeasance and going
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  Speaker 1: AWOL using soft tissue injuries to not play, have a
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  Speaker 1: wildcat strike with the Pittsburgh Steelers, and he got traded. Now,
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  Speaker 1: it does work the other way, too. It does work
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  Speaker 1: the other way. Say, hey, Kyler, we're going to put
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  Speaker 1: you on the injury list, but we're going to say
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  Speaker 1: you've got a hamstring injury, so just play along. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'll play along. More time to play video games. Yes, Kyler.
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  Speaker 1: More time to play video games. Oh, that's good. Can
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  Speaker 1: I get a juice box? Yes, Kyler. We'll give you
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  Speaker 1: a juice box. Enjoy the video games. Why not? But
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  Speaker 1: it really is the Picasso of injuries, the soft tissue injury.
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  Speaker 1: And Kevin O'Connell, the theory, all these coaches are so
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  Speaker 1: afraid of these ballplayers. They're so soft, this generation of players.
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  Speaker 1: So Kevin O'Connell doesn't want to hurt the little fellow's feelings.
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  Speaker 1: So Murray, who has been the epitome of a Happy
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  Speaker 1: Meal missing a toy. Did you ever get that when
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  Speaker 1: you were a kid? You're like, oh man, I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to McDonald's. I'm getting a toy. This is great. And
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  Speaker 1: then you don't get the toy. Now my mom, she
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  Speaker 1: would go back in. We'd go through the drive-thru. I
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't get my toy. My mom would go back in,
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  Speaker 1: demand the toy. People hate that. People at McDonald's hate
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  Speaker 1: when you go back in and demand the toy. They
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  Speaker 1: don't like that. They think you're robbing them. There was
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  Speaker 1: a toy in there? I know there was no toy.
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  Speaker 1: That's Kyler. No toy. Kyler Murray. No toy. Hamstring tightness
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  Speaker 1: is the first cousin of lower back pain. It's the
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  Speaker 1: NFL's version, by the way. When the teams do it,
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  Speaker 1: it's the NFL's version of it's not you, it's me.
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  Speaker 1: That's the phrase. It's not you, it's me for these
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  Speaker 1: NFL teams. And they're not... Benching him no no no
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  Speaker 1: They would never bench the garden gnome, Kyler Murray. No, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 1: They're simply allowing him to experience the game from a
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  Speaker 1: different perspective. Bull crap. Man, if Carson Wentz... Is your
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  Speaker 1: emergency escape hatch your portal to salvation in Football Nation? Man,
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  Speaker 1: how bad. How bad are things going in that quarterback?
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  Speaker 1: I guess it could be worse. It could be the
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  Speaker 1: Baltimore Ravens. which is, that's rock bottom. The Baltimore F'n Ravens. Wow.
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  Speaker 1: My God. They are going to play a Thursday night game,
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  Speaker 1: and they will likely lose 40-7 if they're lucky. Holy crap.
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  Speaker 1: All right, now, secondly, to Buffalo. Here we go, Buffalo.
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  Speaker 1: Bills Mafia. So the Bills have released veteran safety C.J. Gardner-Johnson.
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  Speaker 1: Now he had been suspended. We talked about this in
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  Speaker 1: a previous episode of the show. So CJ Gardner Johnson,
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  Speaker 1: he had been suspended for one game, one game suspension
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  Speaker 1: for spitting towards a Raider player. Now Gardner Johnson started
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  Speaker 1: the first six games of the NFL season for the
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  Speaker 1: Buffalo football team. And not only was he a football player,
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  Speaker 1: he was terrible. Now if you're, kind you'll say he
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  Speaker 1: was inconsistent if you're realistic you'll say he sucked at
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  Speaker 1: a time you cannot suck state-funded nfl network the propaganda
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  Speaker 1: arm of the nfl reports that his performance is the
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  Speaker 1: reason that he has been let go rather than the
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  Speaker 1: spitting incident and that's it he's in his late 20s
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  Speaker 1: now he's won a super bowl cj gardner johnson And
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  Speaker 1: he has bounced around like a pinball all over the NFL.
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  Speaker 1: DeMar Hamlin. Yep, the guy that almost died on the field.
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  Speaker 1: DeMar Hamlin expected to assume a bigger role in the Bills' secondary.
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  Speaker 1: Buffalo did not just wave Gardner Johnson. They rinsed, gargled,
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  Speaker 1: and spit him out. There you go. Help! All right. Question.
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  Speaker 1: After being... Decommissioned, being fired by Buffalo. Has C.J. Gardner-Johnson
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  Speaker 1: officially worn out his welcome around the NFL? All right,
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  Speaker 1: so to answer the question, not completely. I think he'll
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  Speaker 1: end up somewhere else. He could always go to Canada.
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  Speaker 1: I know the Winnipeg Blue Bombers. I was watching one
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  Speaker 1: of the hockey games. I had the Canadian channel up,
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  Speaker 1: and the Winnipeg Blue Bombers have a playoff game. I
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  Speaker 1: know you're very concerned about the Canadian Football League. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know if they need help in the secondary or not,
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  Speaker 1: but Gardner Johnson would be a guy they could turn
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  Speaker 1: to there. This guy's NFL career has turned into a
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  Speaker 1: game of hot potato. That's it. Nobody wants to be
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  Speaker 1: holding him when the music stops. You're like, all right,
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  Speaker 1: I've got to get rid of this. However, the NFL
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  Speaker 1: is a recycling center. It is a recycling center for
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  Speaker 1: damaged goods, and somebody– will be desperate enough, and they'll
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  Speaker 1: convince themselves that they can fix him. It's the old
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  Speaker 1: Father Flanagan thing. Ah, yeah, we're going to fix this guy.
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  Speaker 1: He was a problem because of the coaches in Buffalo,
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  Speaker 1: not because of the fact that he's a knucklehead. That said,
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  Speaker 1: he's obviously an acquired taste. I would say if you've
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  Speaker 1: ever been to Arby's, he's like horsey sauce. C.J. Gardner-Johnson,
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  Speaker 1: he's horseradish. The horseradish, your professional football, adds a little
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  Speaker 1: bit of flavor, not much, not too much, because if
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  Speaker 1: you get too much of the horsey sauce, the horseradish,
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  Speaker 1: everybody starts crying. I made a mistake one time. I
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  Speaker 1: was at an event, and they had chicken fingers, and
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  Speaker 1: then they had this thing of sauce, and it kind
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  Speaker 1: of looked like honey mustard sauce. So I went in there,
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  Speaker 1: and I got a big scoop of it, and I
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  Speaker 1: put it on my... plate grabbed a couple chicken fingers
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  Speaker 1: I went back to eat the the chicken and I
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  Speaker 1: dipped this chicken finger into this big thing was covered
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  Speaker 1: in what I thought was honey mustard and then I
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  Speaker 1: took a big bite of it and my eyes started
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  Speaker 1: watering I was crying it was one of the most
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  Speaker 1: powerful dishes I don't even like horseradish anyway but this
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  Speaker 1: was like oh my god this was like the worst
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  Speaker 1: that's essentially CJ Gardner Johnson Yeah, he's the guy that
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  Speaker 1: everybody loves at the bachelor party, but you don't really
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  Speaker 1: want them at the wedding because they don't know how
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  Speaker 1: to control themselves, which is fine at a bachelor party.
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  Speaker 1: At a wedding, it becomes a bit of a problem.
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  Speaker 1: And it's always just like, listen, if he was playing
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  Speaker 1: like the 1980s version of Ronnie Lott or a more recent,
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  Speaker 1: although it's still an old reference, Troy Polamalu, he's playing
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  Speaker 1: like that. Then you tolerate the circus. You're like, bring
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  Speaker 1: on the human cannonball. All right, the bearded lady. There
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  Speaker 1: we go. Way to go. The whole thing. However, when
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  Speaker 1: you're playing like a traffic cone, it's easy to just say,
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  Speaker 1: that's it. We're going to pack up the tent. We're
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  Speaker 1: going to move on. And that's all. Gardner Johnson has
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  Speaker 1: become the NFL's version of a timeshare. We've all been there.
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  Speaker 1: They lure you in. They give you free show tickets. Oh, man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm getting free show tickets. I just got to sit
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  Speaker 1: through this thing. And then three months later, you're begging
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  Speaker 1: somebody to take that contract. I think there's some commercials
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  Speaker 1: we've run from time to time about how to get
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  Speaker 1: out of one of those timeshare contracts. All right, final thought.
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  Speaker 1: To Vegas we go. And that is where our Raiders
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  Speaker 1: reminded everyone. everyone, every man, woman, and child, that they
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  Speaker 1: are not in any kind of a hurry to play
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  Speaker 1: the number one overall pick in the draft. The Mendoza line,
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  Speaker 1: Fernando Mendoza. Owner Mark Davis did an interview with CNBC.
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  Speaker 1: Why the hell was Mark Davis on CNBC? I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: But he said there's, quote, absolutely no pressure whatsoever from
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  Speaker 1: Mark Davis to poke and prod the coaching staff to
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  Speaker 1: bench Kirk Cousins and play Mr. Mendoza. Davis believes that
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  Speaker 1: fast tracking a young quarterback can stunt their development. He
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  Speaker 1: did this whole rant, a lot of cliches, talked about
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  Speaker 1: the fundamentals like footwork, and apparently if you play right away,
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  Speaker 1: you have terrible footwork. according to that football genius, Mark Davis,
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  Speaker 1: who knows so much about football. He warned that playing
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  Speaker 1: Mendoza before he was ready would limit his career production. What?
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  Speaker 1: All right. That's what he said. So the question, where
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  Speaker 1: are you at on Mark Davis putting no pressure on
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  Speaker 1: Kubiak and the coaching staff for the Raiders to play
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  Speaker 1: Fernando Mendoza? So it is not surprising and alarming at
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  Speaker 1: the same time. Not surprising and alarming at the same time.
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  Speaker 1: The first overall pick as a quarterback is supposed to
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  Speaker 1: be plug and play. If you're not plug and play,
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  Speaker 1: you should not have been the top pick in the draft.
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  Speaker 1: And it's really the way the Raiders are admitting they
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  Speaker 1: effed up the first pick in the draft. There's really
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  Speaker 1: no other way to look at it. If you have
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  Speaker 1: the guy at the top pick, the reason you lose games,
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  Speaker 1: the Raiders tanked. The Raiders intentionally lost games, most smart
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  Speaker 1: people would say, in order to get the top pick
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  Speaker 1: in the draft. And you do that to get a
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  Speaker 1: ready-made quarterback. Plug and play. Right out of the box.
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  Speaker 1: And the Raiders must have ordered the wrong item on Teemu.
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  Speaker 1: And the Raiders are calling it development, and they're using
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  Speaker 1: all these different slogans and phrases and all that. We
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  Speaker 1: call it hiding the merch. You're embarrassed by what you bought,
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  Speaker 1: you know it's not that good, and you're hiding it.
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  Speaker 1: You're hiding it. That's it. And they're not developing Fernando Mendoza.
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  Speaker 1: You're not learning from standing on the sidelines or getting
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  Speaker 1: hemorrhoids on the bench. You learn from doing. You learn
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  Speaker 1: from doing. They're marinating... Fernando Mendoza on the bench. At
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  Speaker 1: this point, Mendoza has spent more time studying Kirk Cousins
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  Speaker 1: than Kirk's accountant. Yet, he's like an expensive Christmas present
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  Speaker 1: that dad refuses to take out of the box because
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  Speaker 1: he lost the receipt and he, for some reason, can't
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: return it without the receipt. It's a problem. And remember,
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  Speaker 1: it's week nine. It is week number nine. You're still
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  Speaker 1: playing hide the quarterback. It's week nine. Meanwhile, Mark Davis,
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  Speaker 1: who we know has not run the Raiders for years.
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  Speaker 1: He's just got the good seats. He's got the employee discount,
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  Speaker 1: that whole thing. And he has reached a higher level.
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  Speaker 1: He has leveled up, Mark Davis, a higher level of
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: NFL ownership. The P.F. Chang's chairman emeritus, Mark Davis. That's
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  Speaker 1: where he is, right? P.F. Chang's the chairman emeritus. As
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: long as you hand Mark Davis that dynamite shrimp, that
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: Mongolian beef, and occasionally those lettuce wraps when he's on
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  Speaker 1: a diet. And just let Tommy handle the football stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Tom Brady continues to be the supreme leader of the Raiders'
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  Speaker 1: shadow government. while Mark Davis handles the ceremonial duties. And
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  Speaker 1: that's it. Technically, Mark Davis owns the team. Not because
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  Speaker 1: he's good at business or really anything. His daddy gave
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  Speaker 1: him the team. He won the genetic lottery. So there's
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  Speaker 1: Mark Davis, the Raiders' owner. and it's kind of like
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  Speaker 1: the way Mark Davis owns the Raiders is the same
• 20:13
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• 20:21
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• 20:23
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• 20:27
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• 20:32
  Speaker 1: by proxy, and then you got that going on, and
• 20:35
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• 20:59
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• 21:02
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• 21:07
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• 21:32
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• 21:40
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• 22:10
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• 22:13
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• 22:16
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• 22:17
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• 22:21
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• 22:24
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• 23:04
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• 23:10
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• 23:13
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  Speaker 6: Did you eat your cheese curds?
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: They're in my fridge. I've not eaten them.
• 23:41
  Speaker 6: I'm eating another bag of them right now.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: You don't cook them?
• 23:44
  Speaker 6: I was debating on deep frying them.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: But I love them natural. No, better, I think, if
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: you cook them.
• 23:51
  Speaker 6: How do you cook them?
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: Well, sometimes I do the air fryer. Do you have
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: an air fryer?
• 23:57
  Speaker 6: You put the whole thing in there?
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: No, no, you don't do the whole thing. A few
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: on top.
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  Speaker 6: Do you batter them or anything?
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: You can batter them, yeah, if you want them crunchy
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: and stuff.
• 24:05
  Speaker 6: I thought about making, like, fried cheese curds like A &
• 24:07
  Speaker 6: W does.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: Be solid.
• 24:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah, dip them in some marinara sauce.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: Those are good. Those are authentic Wisconsin cheese curds, because
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: we have, like, Trader Joe's, you can buy cheese curds
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: or whatever, but they don't, you know, it's... We're mating
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: Glendale or something like that. Koopaloop at a Bronco fan.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: That's a Bronco fan. And your comments can and will
• 24:27
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• 24:31
  Speaker 1: So please act accordingly. All right. Some interesting rumors overnight
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: that the Indianapolis Colts closing in, getting a little closer
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: to trading Jonathan Taylor for He's a running back, and
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: the team that is said to be sniffing around the most,
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: the Denver Broncos. Jonathan Taylor, does he end up in Denver?
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Inquiring minds would like to know. There's also a Slim
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: Pickens update. We'll get to that coming up in a
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: couple minutes. But to the phones we go, and let's
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: say hello to Brandon, who's in Kansas City. Hello, Brandon. Welcome. Brandon.
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, baby, and the Jets.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: Hey.
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  Speaker 5: Hey.
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  Speaker 7: I need like a minute and a half.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: Minute and a half. Let's see. I'm going to set
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: the timer here. Let's let all the affiliates know we're
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: going to give this man 90. Oh, I'm not done.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: Hold on a sec. 90 seconds. Here we go. Three, two, one,
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: and go.
• 25:44
  Speaker 7: So usually I call you when I'm listening to you
• 25:50
  Speaker 7: on my earbuds while I'm working.
• 25:52
  Speaker 6: I don't know if I'm listening to him close.
• 25:55
  Speaker 7: So I can't really. I listen every night.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: You know me, you met me.
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  Speaker 7: All right.
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: But like, I.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: Can't call you because it's loud.
• 26:06
  Speaker 7: I'm in a factory. I got spotty service, you know,
• 26:11
  Speaker 7: but I listen to everything you say. Anyway, is that
• 26:14
  Speaker 7: a point? I'm going to do it real quick because
• 26:17
  Speaker 7: I told Cuckoo Loop I'm on one. I don't care.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: I don't care. I'm going to put this. Hey, you know,
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: I'm diehard.
• 26:28
  Speaker 7: Jeez, baby.
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: I'm sure you've heard this before.
• 26:32
  Speaker 7: I'm going to say it again.
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: I don't care.
• 26:36
  Speaker 7: I put this loss on Andy Reid.
• 26:41
  Speaker 5: Get him the F out of there.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: Oh, look at that. There we go, Coop. Fire Andy Reid.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: Get rid of Andy Reid. That's a hot take. We wait.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: It took a minute and eight seconds. But he said it.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: Send that out, Coop. One of the great diehard Chiefs
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: to the casket drops. Right, Brandon? You always say that.
• 27:04
  Speaker 7: Get him out of there.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: We are, as a city, as a city.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: Please, I'm not trying to be disrespectful.
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: I love he brought championships to the city.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: Cool.
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: Thank you very much.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: What are we drinking tonight, by the way, this morning?
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: What do we got?
• 27:22
  Speaker 7: Oh, a couple Patrons.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: A couple Patrons. Look at that. All right. And just
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: some Bud Light. A little Bud Light.
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: Can you blow into the phone, please?
• 27:37
  Speaker 7: That would not stop the car.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: You're not. That won't stop the car. Just entertain me.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: I want to check your blood alcohol, your air alcohol.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: Blow into the phone, please. Fair enough.
• 27:49
  Speaker 7: All right, you ready?
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: Here we go.
• 27:51
  Speaker 7: Ready? Yeah. All right, one, two, three.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: He broke the... You just broke our equipment here. You just...
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: And I didn't ask you to fart. I just asked
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: you to blow... I mean, you didn't have to fart.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: I mean, my God. All right, listen. Brandon, go to bed.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: Don't drive. Don't leave your house. Just stay wherever you
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: are and... Don't text anybody. Don't call anyone. Yeah, don't
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: do anything. You'll get yourself in trouble.
• 28:26
  Speaker 8: Just.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: Call radio shows. That's all. I don't think anyone else
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: will put you on. Call my guy Bob Fesco. He'll
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: be on in a little bit. Call him. Yeah, he's
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: a morning guy in Kansas City. Call him up. Yeah,
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: he'll help you. Oh, yeah, that'll be great. Let's go
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: to Marcel, who's in Brooklyn. Hello, Marcel.
• 28:45
  Speaker 6: Good morning, Marcel.
• 28:47
  Speaker 7: Top of the morning, Ben Lorena and Cook D. Luke.
• 28:50
  Speaker 7: Can you believe it? Woo!
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: I thought you were going to say, can you dig it?
• 28:56
  Speaker 7: Can you dig it? Because it isn't the red party
• 29:01
  Speaker 7: Republicans anymore. The Democrats have.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: Now, Marcel, who did you vote for, Marcel?
• 29:10
  Speaker 7: The Democrats.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: Oh, you did. Are you sure about that? Do you
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: only vote for people who win or how's that work?
• 29:19
  Speaker 7: It is phenomenal. It was definitely voted good.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: They voted good.
• 29:25
  Speaker 7: Blue wave, blue tsunami it is.
• 29:29
  Speaker 8: Did you do a mail-in ballot or did you go
• 29:32
  Speaker 8: to your polling place?
• 29:33
  Speaker 7: Someone has to go to the polling place, not mine.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: Oh, you don't want to talk about polling?
• 29:39
  Speaker 7: No.
• 29:39
  Speaker 6: I saw your stickers. Your stickers looked cool.
• 29:42
  Speaker 7: Oh, why thank you on my Instagram page, Lorraine. I
• 29:45
  Speaker 7: guarantee it.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what I do when I vote, I do the
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: savvy thing. I have the absentee ballot. I fill it out,
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: and then I drop it off at the voting place. Yeah,
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: that's what I do. And it pisses the people off
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: because the people on line waiting to vote, there's a
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: separate line where you just drop it off, and they
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: get really upset because you walk right by them. That's
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: not good. Well, no, it's good because I can mock
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: them for waiting in line, and I just get to
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: go hand it off, and that's it.
• 30:13
  Speaker 7: Wow. Well, let's see what the red one, no good
• 30:18
  Speaker 7: Republican con named Mike will have to say.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: Oh, you're talking about the leprechaun. Let's see here. All right,
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: hold on. I'm going to put him on.
• 30:28
  Speaker 7: Hold on.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: Let me see if I put him on here real quick.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: Here we go. All right. I guess he's not there.
• 30:35
  Speaker 8: How do you know he's a Republican, Marcel?
• 30:38
  Speaker 7: There are, well, believe it or not, there, Coop-de-loop, there
• 30:41
  Speaker 7: are the worst.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: They're the worst. I don't know, Marcel. Marcel, you're offending
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: half the audience here, Marcel. Marcel, you're a polarizing caller,
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: you know.
• 30:49
  Speaker 8: I know, you might not win caller of the year
• 30:51
  Speaker 8: ever again.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: We have people from all political spectrums here. We have independents,
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: we have republicans, we have democrats. It's a communal thing here, Marcel, right?
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: We welcome everyone in the Malheur militia.
• 31:01
  Speaker 6: Even the confused ones.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the undecided voter. Believe it or not.
• 31:06
  Speaker 7: Somebody saying the caller of the year again is not good,
• 31:09
  Speaker 7: but I'm still remaining of the caller of the year.
• 31:12
  Speaker 7: Next year, I'm going not just for four, but I'm
• 31:15
  Speaker 7: going with five. Five times.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: Marsau, I think you've just lost, because of your commentary,
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: you've lost votes.
• 31:23
  Speaker 7: Oh, by the verbal octagon and the many awards it is, huh?
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: I'm saying you're becoming a polarizing figure now.
• 31:31
  Speaker 7: Oh, we don't talk politics, but we talk politics.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: You just did three minutes on politics, Marcel.
• 31:38
  Speaker 7: That's not good.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: I don't disagree, man. This is supposed to be a
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: place people come to to get away from that stuff.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: That's usually what happens, right?
• 31:51
  Speaker 7: Yes, it is. We're not talking about all things life
• 31:54
  Speaker 7: going on, but we're talking sports.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: That's right, sporty. We are talking sporty.
• 32:01
  Speaker 7: Yes, it is. So stand by for some what in
• 32:05
  Speaker 7: the world is going to be the player of the
• 32:07
  Speaker 7: morning here.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's going to be tough, the player of the
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: morning here. There was no games last night for basketball.
• 32:12
  Speaker 7: Oh, well, that's because of the all things politics, Ben.
• 32:16
  Speaker 7: But they'll return next Tuesday instead, November the 9th. But
• 32:21
  Speaker 7: in the meantime, speaking of the TV picks, let's get
• 32:24
  Speaker 7: into it. And we've got the caller who wants to
• 32:26
  Speaker 7: play along with us.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: We don't have time for that, Marcel. Let's go. I
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: think your player of the night last night was a
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: guy from the Winnipeg Jets.
• 32:36
  Speaker 7: Ooh. The guy from Winnipeg Jets?
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 32:41
  Speaker 7: Well, that's what the drum roll plays. So, Lorena, my friend,
• 32:45
  Speaker 7: I will guarantee you to play the drum roll if
• 32:47
  Speaker 7: you please.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: Oh, we're revealing answers here. Ooh!
• 32:53
  Speaker 7: Ooh! Let me see. Oh, do I mention it from
• 32:57
  Speaker 7: the Edmonton Oilers? It's Connell McDavid. Oh, boo.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: Marcel, what are you doing? The Winnipeg Jets, you know
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: what sport that is?
• 33:07
  Speaker 7: The hockey.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: That is right. They were down four goals with under
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: three minutes to go, and they beat the Montreal Canadiens.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: It's the greatest comeback.
• 33:18
  Speaker 7: Oh, you know what, Ben? Go Jets go from our
• 33:22
  Speaker 7: neighbors up north. The Winnipeg Jets, it's the team of
• 33:26
  Speaker 7: the morning.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the team of the morning. That's a first. In
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: the history of the NHL, there have been 3,257 games
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: all time. A team was scoreless and down four or
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: more goals with under three minutes to go in regulation.
• 33:44
  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: And the only team to come back, the Winnipeg Jets,
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: the only one to come back and win. What a
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: choke job.
• 33:53
  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah. Congrats to the Jets on a comeback complete.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: That's right, Marcel. Unbelievable.
• 34:00
  Speaker 7: Oh, I'm doing much better. I'm still the call of
• 34:03
  Speaker 7: the year.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: I don't know about that after this call. Well, George Pickens,
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: he's with the Cowboys now. Things not going so well.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: Saw some quotes. Jerry Jones said that needs the ball
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: coming his direction more. The Cowboys have to get the
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: ball to George Pickens. The trade deadline's coming up. There's
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: some chatter. Where's Pickens going to go? Well, we don't
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: know if he's going to be traded or not. Probably not. However...
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: One of the teams that has been mentioned, the 49ers.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: There is a growing sense that the Niners are interested
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: in George Pickens. Cowboys are 3-5. They suck. And there
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: are questions about whether or not Schottenheimer is going to
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: continue on. Pickens has only 39 catches this year, just
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: a couple of touchdowns in eight games. He is back
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: to being the inconsistent George Pickens he had been for
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: the Pittsburgh Steelers. It's There's about a 2% chance the
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: Cowboys would trade George Pickens to a NFC rival like
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: the 49ers. We'll keep an eye on that. But that's
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: the chatter. Pickens not getting the ball enough, not making
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: enough plays. And so the trade deadline is right around
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: the corner, just less than a week away from the
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: trade deadline today. in the NFL. Straight ahead, we have Password,
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: the word game of the stars. Password. We'll get to that,
• 35:24
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• 36:35
  Speaker 1: All right, let's do it right now. Let's welcome in
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: our contestants. We have from the Sunshine State, he's back,
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: Jed Who Fled. Hello, Jed Who Fled. Welcome. Ben, the
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: results are in. Florida State University won this year's election.
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: We got rid of Norvell.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: That's right. Jed is the new coach. He's the interim
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: coach at Florida State. Congratulations, Jed.
• 36:59
  Speaker 7: If we hire.
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: Jimbo Fishers, then I will become a Satanist and voodoo
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: him out of there.
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: Some would say you already are. Anyway, who do you
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: want to partner up with there, Jed? I was going
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: to partner up with you, but you've called me a Satanist, dude.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: I'm going to call a partner up with Justin Cooper.
• 37:16
  Speaker 7: Wow.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: Unbelievable. How come you don't return emails, by the way, Jed?
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: I tried to get you on the Fifth Hour podcast,
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: but you didn't write back. All right, hold on. You're
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: going to play with Coop.
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: I'm not a loser.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: Let's see, one, two, or three here. Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.
• 37:34
  Speaker 6: Number one.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: All right, you have Faze in Chicago. Hello, Faze. Welcome.
• 37:41
  Speaker 7: What's up, man?
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: Hey, Jed, let me get a little mess. Did he
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: just say my name? Yeah, let me get some meth
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: off you, bro. All right. So please, come on. If
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: I can win, dude, I'll give it to you for free.
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: All right. Calm down, please. They're kidding. Attention, advertisers. This
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: is all a joke.
• 38:00
  Speaker 6: These are jokes.
• 38:01
  Speaker 7: Yeah. These are jokes.
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 38:04
  Speaker 7: JK.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: Here we go. Let's play the game. Here we go.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: All right. Number seven. Lucky number seven. Number seven. Go ahead.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: Number seven. Uh, let's go with, um, oh man, this
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: is a hard one. Who comes up with these? Uh, you,
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: I think you're the one that comes up with those. Okay. Uh,
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: let's go with, um, uh, replica.
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: Replica.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 38:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 38:40
  Speaker 7: A repeat.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: No.
• 38:41
  Speaker 7: No.
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: All right, let's go. Let's try... Yeah, let's see here. See,
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: I was going to go a different direction on this.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: Let's go with... Facsimile.
• 38:58
  Speaker 7: What the hell does that mean? Copy?
• 39:01
  Speaker 8: Okay, I'm going to go the same direction that Ben
• 39:03
  Speaker 8: was thinking about going, and I'm going to use a
• 39:06
  Speaker 8: Mallor maneuver.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: Oh, don't use a Mallor maneuver. All right, Jen. Come on.
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: Let's go.
• 39:09
  Speaker 8: So, I mean, you heard the first clue I gave you.
• 39:12
  Speaker 8: But we're going to go a different direction. We'll go fashion.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: Our facsimile and then fashion. Oh, come on. Just say something. Something.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: You just told me to say that, dude. I followed
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: your rules. All right. He doesn't have.
• 39:29
  Speaker 7: Anything.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: Let's go with runway. Oh, my God, dude.
• 39:32
  Speaker 7: Runway?
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: Trends?
• 39:42
  Speaker 7: Model.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah! He got it because of Michael!
• 39:46
  Speaker 7: I get half credit! I get half credit!
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: I get half credit! I get half credit!
• 39:51
  Speaker 7: I get half credit!
• 39:53
  Speaker 8: All right, FaZe, pick a number.
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: We're winning. Come on, FaZe.
• 39:57
  Speaker 7: One, one, one, one.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: You didn't say that right. Come on. Say it right.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: Number one. There we go. Let's go with... Let's see here.
• 40:07
  Speaker 7: One number?
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's one more. How about... Oh, boy. We'll keep
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: it simple. How about wood? Wood. Sticks?
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: Oh, hello?
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: What'd he say? Sticks. He said sticks. I thought he
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: said something else. Let's go with timber.
• 40:30
  Speaker 7: Wow.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: Tree.
• 40:32
  Speaker 7: No.
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: How about... Time, time, time, time, time. I got six points.
• 40:37
  Speaker 7: He's got zero.
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: Let's just delay some time.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: What the hell are you doing, dummy? What are you doing?
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: What are you doing?
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: I'm TikTok-ticking.
• 40:48
  Speaker 6: TikTok-tick, TikTok-tick, TikTok-tick.
• 40:49
  Speaker 7: What?
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: Let's go with.
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: How about Hardwood?
• 40:57
  Speaker 7: Hardwood. What's been happening with you this week, Justin?
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: I want to know what's going on in your life.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: All right, Jay. We win the game. He sabotaged the game.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: We win, FaZe. He sabotaged the game. He's a saboteur.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: He's a sa-