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Chris Akin's Online Dating Stunt Might Have Gone Too Far

We thought we’ve seen it all, but Chris Akin’s fake online dating profile might have officially broken the show. What started as a joke quickly spiraled into a dramatic reading of “Chris A is Fun”—a profile packed with turtle emotions, fake six-figure programming jobs, and some of the most questionable messaging tactics ever recorded. The public clip barely scratches the surface of the absolute chaos that unfolded.

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