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#360 We Don't 2ND AMENDMENT the Same · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  It hurts all right, Look at rocks fucking pecks, dude, you see
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  rocks fucking pet What what up? And welcome back to another episode of that
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  We Don't Smoke the Same podcast. Thank you so much everybody for showing up
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  here on the Patreon and on YouTube. Appreciate everybody on there. And I
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  do want to welcome all the new members to our church. Salute to everybody
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  who joined over the past fucking three days. And it has been The reason
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  they've been joining is because we've been spamming the hell out of them. Every
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  time to send us reels, I send them the link back to the Patreon
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  thing, and it has been working. So we're almost to three hundred some
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  squibbers. And if we get to three hundred, not only would I kick
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  Xavier down the stairs, like three hundred and film it la you hear that?
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  No cassette, But what is it? What is it? I've agreed
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  to do something as well, So what's up, Exavier? Sub dogs?
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  I was Vegas. I was a little jealous. You really still believe I
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  was in Vegas? You weren't Vegas, No, you're idiot. There was
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  fucking Buffalo build slaw machine. That's Vegas. It's not no. I was
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  like, okay, So yesterday I went to buy bowling balls. Yeah,
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  I went to go buy bowling balls. So I bought this collection of like
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  of like this professional bowler that he used to have or whatever. So I
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  got all these rare bowling balls and now I'm getting to make to my size.
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  So after I went all the way to Highland, which as far as
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  hell, I was like, I wonder how far the casino was from here.
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  So we tried. Me and my girl went to the casino and we
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  tried going looking for the buffet, but we ended up just finding the George
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  Lopez restaurant. So I ate there George Lopez. I like the tortillas,
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  they're handmade at Tromano. I don't like the atmosphere that it feels like a
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  Chipotle in there. Doesn't Latinos didn't need Latino version of a Chipotle. I
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  love Chiple, I know, but Chippole created their own atmosphere and everybody associates
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  that with Chipotle kind of food. I walked in there and I was like,
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  this is just Chipotle with George Lopez pictures around it. I don't want
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  that. I don't want that I want a server. I don't want that,
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  you know, but I but if I'm if you're gonna be in a
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  casino, I expect the server. Are you didn't get a server? No?
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  Like it's like literally chippole, it's technically which casinos? This? Uh
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  san Manuel, it's a fanse old damn you went all the way over there
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  fancy fast food because that ain't restaurant restaurant. No, but the quality of
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  the food was like Gavilan like it was it was good, it was you
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  know, g Vilan's not bad. It's not it's it's it's also not the
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  best at times. But have you yours? Have you had to have yours?
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  I think best? Have Aaron in a Century City fancy restaurant. Yeah,
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  that's one of my best. Like top knots like Mexican food if you
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  can. You know what's crazy? All these Mexican restaurants or all these Mexican
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  chefs, they have good positions, like a lot of places like shout out
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  to the chef and have yours. Shout out to the chef, you know,
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  versal studios, shout out to the chef at Disneyland. All these Latino
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  foods. Recognize me dog from the show that we've done and we get a
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  hell of a lot of credit from it. And I'm really proud of that
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  dog because like I've got it to taste some great ass food because of that
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  and I and that would have never happened if it would have just you know,
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  if it wouldn't have been for that show and Rayby and my partner in
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  that and filming it. Also, Welcome back Rock Sampson. Sorry we got
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  carried away Rock. Oh no, it's okay. I was looking at my
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  nails anyways. How was that didn't hurt? No? No, that when
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  when the shots hit you, Oh, it's like he's done. No,
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  not that bad. No, sorry, No, it definitely has some pressure.
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  Like I don't think this is definitely like little kid friendly. I think
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  you could definitely have a kid like crying in like a couple of seconds with
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  that. Xavier would definitely leave his kid alone with that. He'd leave his
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  one year old alone apparently told you old, no, no, make you
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  just gotta make sure you feed it it and you change it before you leave
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  it for at least and now, okay, but he doesn't understand that a
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  one year old is like to the point where it's like pet sperm and if
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  it, if it, if it like tips over, it's gonna choke and
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  die. That's the reason. That's the reason you have to have the baby
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  mutters for the babies, because they're stupid idiots. Yeah, No, babies
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  are dumb, dude. You gotta roll them over a bunch of ships so
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  their brain, like their skull doesn't form a different way, like if you're
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  leaving on its back for too much, it'll have a cone head. And
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  then they need those UFC helmets that babies have. But I saw that,
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  dude, I was like, damn, baby, UFC. Do you ever
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  square up with one of those? Like a baby got the fucking padding on?
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  Fucking it's just good. Just go up to give a little quick one.
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  You know. Those things are expensive as those helmets. Yeah, I've
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  seen. I've seen two ladies almost fired for it at the summing. Holy
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  shit for a baby, help for a baby. Stupid shaping helmet. God
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  damn did they both have their babies with them? No, damn it.
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  I was really I think they were like resellers or like or or like it's
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  one of those like so here it is like it's not just like like young
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  eyes that are resellers like myself or like people that are like like TikTok and
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  all stuff. The og resellers are those old signoras, the og fucking the
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  og Asian ladies. Bro. Asian ladies are savages. Bro. It turns
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  into Vietnam in a garage sale. Bro, when these when when they when?
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  They when they when they like start picking for clothing and stuff. So
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  they So you're telling me a senora right now, it has a signas are
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  the most parts. But go to the yard sill early in the morning you
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  see a pile clothes. You will see a lady that looks like she goes
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  to a Pentecostal church, digging through it and fighting over rags. Bro.
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  It was Hispanic lady, right. Agree. What I'm trying to say is
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  you're telling me they're signs with a crazy eBay account. No, not eBay.
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  They have their they have their stands. So have you ever driven around
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  the hood or like in certain in certain areas where you see like a ten
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  every weekend at that lady's house and she has like a store. It's those
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  kind of ladies that like they set up their business or they'll set up anywhere
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  and they'll just be selling clothes. You know who how you know who's how
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  to set up like that? Right, it's her house, Kate, Oh
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  yeah, yeah, yeah, her neighbors like that, so random shit.
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  And I was like, what is she doing? Like you just go there
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  and she sells random shit, And I was like every day she's like every
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  day. She said they didn't give her a booth in the Loss of Wanting,
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  so she posted outside outside her house. Is a swami to her?
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  Yeah, no, there's a there's a Those those ladies are some savages,
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  bro, Like, like, the garage skill is crazy. I want to
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  I want to start going back to garage shows because the swamiat is not that
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  it's not lucrative, but it's like I have to show up earlier and earlier
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  and earlier. The more TikTok videos keep being made about reselling. They also
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  got to look at the state sales. We just went. State sales are
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  even tougher. Bro. Let me tell you you got to just be on
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  top of it. Yeah, like you do. But it's like there's people
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  that are like regulars in that community already for sure, And it's like I've
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  already went to a couple of them, and it's like, I'm like,
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  this guy already set the stuff out for you because he knows you're gonna cash
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  him out on everything. It's just like it's like a whole little thing.
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  Like they don't know they'd be like, it's a guaranteed fifteen hundred. I'm
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  not even gonna hear this guy's offer. Yeah, it's great, And I'm
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  like, Bro, I wanted the collectibles two bitch, I wouldn't paid more.
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  Man, I'm just saying, dude, we went to Nancy Sinatra's house
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  a couple of weekends. Oh, here we go. God, damn,
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  y'all know I'm not I'm surprised. This is before, this is before you
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  guys already yelled at me. We'll go ahead with your We'll go ahead with
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  your bullshit. Rock is not it's not your fault. They're fault up.
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  They're projecting ray. Come at me, Bro, it's not even gonna hurt.
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  It doesn't even hurt that bad. You'll be fine. Oh oh god,
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  that was a dead shot. That was at the heart. That wasn't
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  the heart. But no, that that that specific estate sale was super dope,
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  man. And they had it organized. I know what you're talking about
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  where the people, uh will put stuff aside for the homies because they know
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  they're gonna just get cleaned out quick and get a good deal. But man,
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  no, this one was done really well. Dude. We were able
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  to get a couple of chandeliers, Like you have a chandelier you your place.
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  Yeah, I got two of them, both from from and they're like
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  came from Nancy sonatas now they were, Oh god, he's so mad.
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  You were not because I don't give a funk about like that, but I
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  can tell Yeah, but I mean a chandelier is a very like it's a
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  very intricate piece of like lighting. Yeah, if you don't mind us asking
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  sounds for each one, Damn, that's a deal, dude. Steel dude
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  we got also, I've seen one at the swamming and they were asking at
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  least five hundred. Yeah, no, this thing. They were just trying
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  to get them out, dude. It was one of those we grabbed a
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  couple of things on the first day. They were doing it for three days,
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  and on the last day they were just like fifty percent off all marked
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  offers. So like that was kind of what my wife waited for. Was
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  to make able because I didn't think people knew they could just take stuff off
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  the walls. But the first day there, uh, there's these brass like
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  wall mounted you know, light switch covers, and my just was like,
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  hey, have those been with the house the entire time? And they're like
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  yeah. She's like, all right, are they for sale? They're like
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  they can be. So she bought each one for five bucks. She went
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  online and looked them up like sent so yeah, she fucking cashed out.
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  Those things go for twenty five individually each and she got five of them.
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  So it's just those things, like all this little stuff because I do want
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  to go to the state sales, but it's like you said, those like
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  the best way. I'm gonna try it again, especially now that I have
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  my camera and I have my gears, so like I don't I can definitely
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  film whatever I can find, but like I try, I'm trying to go
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  during the week because during the week is like there's someone, there's something to
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  go down, and I know the working class people that just have this as
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  a side gig and don't have as much time as me, but not go.
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  But I know that there's a lot of good stuff to be found.
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  But it also it's like if you don't move it fast, you held onto
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  a lot of stuff, and I like, I'm one of those people that
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  I'm like, I don't like holding things. I'm like a car dealer ship.
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  If it's there for like two months, it's gotta go. I hoard.
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  What else do you do? You have anything owned by someone famous or
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  something, all the stuff, all the stuff that was signed that, I
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  sell it right away. I go to eBay and you know, you know
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  who else got something by someone like furniture by someone famous and it's so gross.
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  Oh no, I don't know who DJ Willy this? Why this whole
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  bo a couch? Uh huh? That Red band and so and so had
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  fucked in it and shit like that, Like it's gross, broad in it
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  to make it gross, the Red band sitting it. This was like when
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  you before. When I first met him, when I first met him,
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  he flexed something. He's like that couch right there, yeah, like that,
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  And I was like, that's not really a flex dud for them.
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  It is, dude, if your favorite porn star fucked on your couch,
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  fellow flex, I was about to say, would he was like, no,
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  would you buy the casting couch couch like certain bean one that me Califa
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  was on. Yes, I mean I would tell you sure, I wouldn't.
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  I wouldn't you know the catty couches are real rights. Also was she
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  I don't even think she was on cast? She wasn't. Wasn't she was?
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  She did all started such? Did she know me and Califa on my
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  game stand? Correctly came through? Did like she did? Like she sure
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  did come through. She she did a handful of videos, but it was
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  never like she didn't check all the boxes. Didn't because she checked the lot
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  of boxes. She checked the handsocked a lot of boxes. But it wasn't
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  like the normal circuit that like everybody's familiar with. I wouldn't. I wouldn't
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  like buy some like a poor star stuff like if I had to buy somebody
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  that famous member realia like it would be like I want Tupuck's car that he
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  got shot in or Harvey Weinstein's limousine. Well, I don't know about the
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  limousine. That's that BMW that that that pod got shot And I would write
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  in that car though tight get it fixed up the bullet holes in there,
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  the bullet holes. Because she only she only filmed them about it. Don't
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  see. I told you she really didn't hit like all. It was just
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  that she was just very sensational when she came out. She's very hot.
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  No, no, it's because she was the first like Middle Eastern shake that
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  look real Middle Eastern. She were a hobbie. I think she wore a
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  jabab or that's why she got That's why she got big, because she got
• 12:09
  what was my family? Really revealing a lot. I think I only seen
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  her do one or two videos with the his job on, but I think
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  it was really just like I like how you watched this? So did I?
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  No, I'm very I remember like I remember my first time seen one
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  of her videos. I was like, tight, tight, what song?
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  I'm over here thinking, I was like, what song would I play in
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  the death tupotcar picture me rolling? Hit him up? Hit him up?
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  Right? But if it becomes like that movie. I know you know this
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  movie, right, you like this. I'm pretty sure that that movie about
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  the Hunter car. Let's see Christine. Yeah, Christine is good. They're
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  playing that soon again. I've seen it. I've seen it. Death proof,
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  That's proof is so fucking good. You gotta see that proofs. It's
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  dude, that that whole Planet Terror death Proof double feature. It's so beautiful.
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  Yeah, it's beautiful. It's an experience. I would also buy the
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  Dumb and Dumber Car. Yeah, said about halted car sounds like a Transformer
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  low key. Yeah, it's wrong. When I turned the car and then
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  take you random places, I would be cool if the car they'f I turned
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  the car on and the first thing he did was make the Transformer noise.
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  I wonder what Kelly blazeresn't put that in this in this Tesla Tesla, he
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  can't do it, though he put the Dark Vaider one one time. I
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  was like, but like every time I car and I would at least make
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  that noise, and Optimist Prime makes that. Yeah, it's like he's like
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  when they turn on Auto box rall out. I don't know, it's like
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  a robotic noise. I know everybody knows the Transformer noise. Yeah, that's
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  that's yeah, that's the cartoon one. What the one are you talking about?
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  One from the movie. It sounds like way more high tech? Oh
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  yeah, because Michael Bay added like extra sounds around it. But it's it's
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  stems from the same original yeah, have you seen that clip of the cartoon
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  Transformers playing basketball? How come they'll make them do that in the movie.
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  I feel like if they were going to do that, they would have done
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  it in the second one where they showed the because there was a black traft
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  testicles. There was a black Transformer in the last movie. Do you not
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  remember that they were signed? You said, I thank god I didn't see
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  it. Yeah, Transformers too is easily. I mean that's they're too fast,
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  too furious. It's fucking trash. But it's like, not too fast,
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  it's pretty good. Tokyo drifts, but yeah, total drift is where
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  it's at. Even though it's stupid, I'll put it just Tokyo Driver is
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  pretty stupid, stupid, it's still high school. They got a million dollars
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  cars, bricktarded. The logic in that movie, when you think about it,
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  it has no reason to be in the movie. Peah. They they
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  don't have a lot of black people in Japan. The whole movie is just
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  and I love skin and I love that, But when you think about the
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  logic in that movie is these kids got million, one hundred thousand dollars cars,
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  they crash them down and they go to high school, they got a
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  fight, gets on a fight in the high school over some iPod and they
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  have and they have to like not nothing like Bawa should have been speaking Japanese
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  because like they don't be playing that ship out there. I mean like like
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  you gotta know how to speak Japanese if you're gonna go to school out there,
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  no period fucking nah Japanese only, sir. Yeah, Nanni. Remember
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  that mask, the mask I got back from Japan when it was like it
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  would consider scary and it was that black faceball. Yeah, the black face
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  got a black face mask from Japan. Yeah, they gave it to Pedro.
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  It's like the what's that little cartoons they used to be very racist with
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  the big ass lips any of them. Nah, but they're still like little
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  middle statues and stuff. It's like it's like there's like Sambo. Oh yeah,
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  okay, So like Japan had this mask in this convenience story in like
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  the Halloween sector, and like that it wasn't it wasn't. Essentially Sambo was
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  like Sambo with like latex mask, like it looked like a dominatrix version.
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  Example. Oh, because I get and then I was like, oh,
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  this is kind of scary. This is offensive and scary. Yeah, and
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  he's his favorite. Yet I bought it right away. I was the first
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  thing. Give me this. My girlfriend thought I had seen some Pokemon ship
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  and she was like, oh now Brown. I was like, oh my
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  god, like put that away. Yeah. I was like, they don't
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  know about racism in Japan. Speaking of Pokemon, did you see that thing
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  that I sent? Like? Have you seen it before? What that Pokemon
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  art thing? Oh? Yeah, yeah yeah. I had plans to go
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  uh this week, this uh, this week coming week. I never heard
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  about it until yesterday. No, it's been there for it's been it's finishing
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  this July. I think the chattered single just to him, just at that
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  very moment. It's pretty It's it's pretty cool. It's like the exhibit they
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  had at the Orange County that I went to. Remember when I posted up
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  these pictures of these crystal Pokemon. Yeah, yeah, it's kind of like
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  that cold jaw you get some sip. Yeah, why are you not smoking?
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  Yeah, dude, dick and that No, I'm taking a lot of
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  sense. Dude. If I had a gay friend, he said, I'm
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  not smoking the world. I was like, how big was a dicky suck.
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  Hey man, it was podent. You're rock. Were you able to
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  actually meet Adam Sandler? Do you shake his hand? That here? We
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  did get to know He's like, he give me every It was very abruptly
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  sprung. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He counts this down. He gets
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  five minutes. Someone counted down five minutes of five minutes. I'm just gonna
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  go get water because I know when he's in his hands. Complete bull.
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  We were giving your cloud. We were giving your cloud the other day.
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  So how to go down? You're there, fucking it's cute, y'all talking
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  about me when I'm not here. Sometimes it's good. Sometimes no, man,
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  it was a it was a huge surprise, man. So essentially Paul,
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  who was just on the show, was doing his last performance. You
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  know, he and I together, uh doing his special. It's like a
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  fifty minute special and in October, like now he's back going on tour with
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  Matt and doing some other stuff with Dave and stuff like that. But essentially
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  he was doing his like another run through of his hour long set and where's
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  it going with this long story to come up? I mean he did great,
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  He did great. Paul, did you knew he was coming up like
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  did he up zero? Heads up, dude, He's like, I'm Nikki,
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  you would have set right way right? No, I played him up.
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  Yeah, no, I got to play him up and off stage and
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  everything. But it was one of those like no, but uh yeah he
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  So anyways, Paul's in the middle of his set. I look over to
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  my right and I feel like I saw David Spade, which now I confirmed
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  I did, but like I remember being like nobody else looks like that,
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  what the fuck is going on here? And it was like a packed ass
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  house and then you know, Paul does his set, I play him off,
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  and then the host comes up and Kevin Fraser, and he's like,
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  hey, y'all having fun, sweet special surprise guest Adam Sandler, and I'm
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  like having to do my fucking beat to play him up. And I see
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  this dude just dress like a fucking trader, Joe's fucking employee, come walking
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  up basketball shorts and like I had do rag and man, I remember like
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  he had like a little bandana thing going on, and uh man, I
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  don't know. I remember just being like wildly caught off guard. I was
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  like, get the fuck out of here. But I'm also having to work.
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  He just does his thing. Many like it wasn't much, but it's
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  still like it hit and he like he walked up and he just looks at
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  my beat machine, looks at me and goes. I was like, yes,
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  you know, so I did the biff you know, play for him,
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  and then I like sat down and he then Rob Snyder showed up,
• 20:07
  Kevin Hopbard bought you a drink. Fucking wouldn't that be TechEd now? But
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  apparently the way it when Obama drove you home right, No, but essentially
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  the way it five minutes, ten minutes, it died like a good like
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  ten fifteen kill I've never heard. I've never even heard. I'm not Yeah,
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  are fucking so funny? But they were like he wrote them before he
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  got up there. Because essentially the way it transpired is we had like one
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  of the most stressful setups. We couldn't get any help with the PA,
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  We couldn't get fucking menus on the tables. Like nothing happened until five minutes
• 20:41
  after doors were supposed to. Hope, there's a huge cluster fuck. So
• 20:45
  Sammer, our producer the show, huh, I was like, what's little
• 20:51
  the show I don't need a producer for show. A lot of stuff going
• 20:53
  on to show, but the low key ship man basically with the producer,
• 20:57
  I've never had a show as a producer. I mean he like, I
• 21:00
  guess obviously there wasn't a good producer because these are scrambling at the end.
• 21:03
  No, Samer is an incredible producer. What it is is there was an
• 21:08
  emergency downstairs in the main room. They're trying to figure that out. So
• 21:12
  they had all hands on deck figuring out this fuck. I really got naked
• 21:15
  down there again. But like h So, at one point, Sammer's stressing,
• 21:22
  He's sitting downstairs and Adam walks up to him and it's just like,
• 21:26
  hey, Samer, like y'all are doing low key upstairs today, right,
• 21:29
  And he's like yeah, And he was like can I can I get a
• 21:32
  set in real fast? He's like yeah, but respectfully, you got to
• 21:34
  go on after Paul because if you go on before him, like that's just
• 21:37
  gonna fuck up his steam and blah blah blah, like it only makes sense
• 21:41
  to have you is like a last minute secret guest. And he's like,
• 21:44
  cool, can I get like some paper and a pen? And so like
• 21:48
  essentially just starts like writing his jokes and then yeah, ca and then you
• 21:52
  know the rest of his Yeah, he just comes up last minute at the
• 21:55
  end and did that fifteen minute damn yeah. Samer was like, all right,
• 22:00
  baffled that Adam, you know, knew who he or the show was.
• 22:03
  But at the same time, they did a show in Detroit last year
• 22:06
  and Jerry Seinfeld kind of did the same thing where he just showed up and
• 22:10
  was like, can I get can I get something in? Did he kill
• 22:12
  two? I heard he did great and it was cool. I he didn't
• 22:15
  bump No. One, but oh no, he went at the end that
• 22:18
  you don't bump No One. Don't be taken. I like that he did
• 22:21
  that. He didn't do the typical asshole move. Was like, Hey,
• 22:22
  not only am I gonna bump you, but here's seven hours of my standing.
• 22:26
  Oh yeah, like like what I honestly dude, Like I love Dave
• 22:30
  Chappelle, but when I hear those stories iman like food after the second hour,
• 22:36
  I be like, I've been like in their defense, I hope if
• 22:40
  you're gonna do a seven am I laughing for seven hours? Seven hours show?
• 22:44
  Dump Bump No One? Did number seven hours ago. Really they should
• 22:48
  probably not the longest. Uh seven seven hours, seven hours and thirty minutes
• 22:56
  do you talk about that's an entire workship. That's like being stuck in a
• 22:59
  room with love movies. But I can't sit through seven hours of seven hours
• 23:02
  and thirty minutes. I don't think anybody can be funny for seven hours,
• 23:04
  That's what I'm saying. Like, he's just like, what is he doing?
• 23:07
  Like chain smoking cigarettes up there? I'm hung out with my deals for
• 23:12
  hours. The some but you're not dying if you can do those are cooked
• 23:15
  out? Yeah, but I'm gonna be coked out with two at that point.
• 23:19
  He's not three. He's not coked out though. Yeah, but did
• 23:23
  you do eight fucking hours? Dude? Even just seven? Like that is
• 23:26
  that is clocking in and clocking out for workship. Me and Bill will fucking
• 23:30
  hang out for seven hours because you guys are doing cold. That's because y'all
• 23:34
  are in love. That's different. I know he's gonna be mad when he
• 23:41
  hears this one. Yeah, both, He's like, yeah, I was
• 23:45
  like, anybody could be talking for seven hours on coke, But how do
• 23:48
  you keep the attention span of everybody? But that's what. That's seven fucking
• 23:53
  hours. You're gonna eat two meals within that point, all right, I
• 23:56
  will be plastered. Imagine during the meals he's up there eating chicken tenders.
• 24:02
  Dude, I'd be up there fucking snacking. I'd be like, y'all want
• 24:03
  a seven hours set, bring me fucking some lunchables. Probably ask for some
• 24:07
  of your some of your meal. I would. Yeah, I think,
• 24:12
  I think at a certain point if here. And they also let him smoke
• 24:15
  all the time. He always smoke. He's the only guy that can smoke
• 24:18
  on stage. Yeah, and I'm sure he smoked those seven hours too.
• 24:22
  He had to. How come George hasn't tried smoking on stage? You gotta
• 24:26
  have a lot of bosses smokes. He can do it. So what's the
• 24:30
  thing about that? Is there a thing about that? Is it like an
• 24:33
  ectqutt type of thing. It's the white guy, the one that's rude.
• 24:34
  You're getting people fucking cancer. He's the white people cancer. If you're smoking
• 24:38
  a cigarette, he smokes a cigarette, that white guy, dude, the
• 24:41
  old white guy. People are drinking. He thought the cowboy guy. Yeah,
• 24:45
  wrong, white he smokes, Yeah, but not on stage. Yeah,
• 24:48
  he does I've seen him smoke on stage. Maybe he does another badass
• 24:52
  it's got a wrong White. It's a badass though he's he can You're not
• 24:55
  kicking wrong whine out though. So if he wouldn't be surprised, you're right,
• 24:57
  if Ron White, I wouldn't. He might be another one that does
• 24:59
  it. But it's people. They don't have a lot of balls to do
• 25:00
  it. They shout out to your dead sister, damning as. I wonder
• 25:10
  if anybody takes shots like that. Dude, if you take a shot like
• 25:12
  this this weekend, tagg Eason, be like, shout out to the dead
• 25:15
  sister, and I know your fulls drink tag us food stop for that.
• 25:21
  Somebody's dead relative, Dobb. What of those will see it? They're like,
• 25:22
  oh, you're still making food of this. Still the weirdest sister any
• 25:26
  sister. Honestly, I don't mean anything. So what are we gonna say?
• 25:33
  Well, the weirdest podcast ever? It was crazy. That's just that
• 25:37
  to me. It's it's so for whoever that was that was involved with that.
• 25:41
  I do feel, you know, sad for them. It's like you
• 25:45
  had Satan in front of you and you poked them. Oh it hurts.
• 25:48
  Yeah, exactly, dude, you should be able to stand it. Says
• 25:55
  it in the name. Don't say the name like the other way people don't.
• 25:56
  They don't what they're talking about. Like it's in the fucking name.
• 25:59
  I thought you were raising. Oh sure, yeah, it's one of those
• 26:07
  man. It just the idea of that shout out is my favorite. Like
• 26:14
  it's obviously very fucked up and whatever, but I don't know that. Shit
• 26:18
  cracks me up. So I am sorry at that offended. And there's still
• 26:21
  the homies, they're still the home I still talk to them. Cool,
• 26:23
  We're cool. That's cool. I mean yeah, I mean I don't know
• 26:26
  them, so I hope they know that I'm not like doing that because no,
• 26:29
  no, no, no, no, more than anything, it's just
• 26:30
  you're okay, dude, You're all right. Sooners no sooners, no sooner.
• 26:37
  Did you see what happened last time? But I got my ass kicked
• 26:40
  in some fool called in from Hawaii. Oh my god, No, I
• 26:42
  didn't see this. Calls in from White literally in the fire. This still
• 26:45
  sounds like he's in the fire, at least in his voice. He literally
• 26:48
  sounds like the fires behind him. Dude were in Hawaii. It's crazy,
• 26:52
  Oh my god. And I wasn't even being conspiracytors. I was literally asking
• 26:56
  the question because they said, you know how word on the street is,
• 27:00
  well conspiracy word on the street is is d wi's direct energy weapons. That's
• 27:03
  one theory. Then there's a theory where like, uh, like a landline,
• 27:10
  a phone line fell down and it started a fire. Other theories of
• 27:12
  cigarette started it. I didn't mention d WIS because I knew that was crazy.
• 27:15
  When people aren't like in danger, you're not gonna mention like conspiracy theories
• 27:18
  respectful, respectful even I might be a theory might be conspiracy, but I
• 27:22
  didn't. I asked him like he said, uh said it started through a
• 27:27
  wire a wire, And I was like, I was like, did you
• 27:30
  hear that someone through a series like no, no, don't start with your
• 27:33
  conspiracy. To me, I felt like I was in like you're like,
• 27:37
  I didn't say nothing like offensive. Yeah. I thought. I was like
• 27:38
  I was in high school and I was getting yelled at by the Principle and
• 27:41
  the needs ones like yeah, don't be offensive, and it bro it was
• 27:45
  fo yeah, and it was like in the Needs it was calling from in
• 27:48
  the water food. That's why it sounded like, dude, it sounded like
• 27:52
  he was in the fucking MiGs. But also just like okay. I think
• 27:56
  the difference in that is that if you're just bringing up the fact that you're
• 27:59
  like, hey, I heard it was a telephone pole or a cigarette,
• 28:03
  but he kind of like chuckled before he said it. So the guy was
• 28:06
  like, hey, dude, are you like making fun of it? Like
• 28:08
  or like what the fuck? Like this is not even like a laughing matter,
• 28:11
  Like why are you chuckling before you ask this question? People chuckle and
• 28:14
  they get nervous. Yeah, dude, at a funeral, you're gonna catch
• 28:17
  me laughing for some reason. I know. I've been there in your hand
• 28:19
  too. Oh yeah, especially at my dad's funeral for whole squads drinking.
• 28:26
  If you're not doing Yeah, I accidentally clowned hard at my dad's funeral.
• 28:30
  Well wow, So I'm not like that, dude. I take that ship
• 28:33
  personal. But like if I'm like, like, I don't know, like
• 28:37
  if it's like a serious matter and I'm just like hey, bro, like
• 28:38
  like somebody's giving a speech, I'm like, bro, you're laughing. It's
• 28:41
  a funeral. Get the fuck out of here. No, no, no,
• 28:42
  I wasn't like giggling a random ship, but it was more like,
• 28:47
  you know, me and my brother are up at the casket. People are
• 28:48
  coming up and giving us like condolences. I'm like twenty two at this at
• 28:52
  this point, and like we're both crying our eyes out right. My dad
• 28:55
  was old as shit, and so this old fucking so the heart of the
• 29:00
  ocean over the Titanic, old looking lady comes up to us and she's just
• 29:06
  like, yeah, she looked just like that bitch. So she comes up
• 29:10
  and she's just like your father raised two handsome young man. And without skipping
• 29:15
  a beat, I wiped the tears from my face and I go, you're
• 29:18
  not too bad to look at yourself, hot stuff, and she just like
• 29:23
  her jaw dropped and she walked on and that was proud of you. One
• 29:32
  of those things it was like, I didn't get to think, man,
• 29:33
  the intrusive thoughts just took over and just jumped out, and I was just
• 29:37
  like, as it's happening, you know, you're like, no, but
• 29:41
  yeah, it happened. So I think that's why I like that toast so
• 29:44
  much. It's just fucked up but funny at the same time. Man,
• 29:47
  I don't know. I think I try to find humor and tragedy and sad
• 29:52
  shit as much as possible because otherwise you'll go fucking crazy. Yeah, I
• 29:57
  don't know. I don't you have to go. I don't know, Like
• 30:02
  I deal with shit like like seriously, I just I like to be left
• 30:07
  alone. I respect that I need definitely time to like process now, like
• 30:11
  I mean period, Like I'm be like hey, man, like it's not
• 30:14
  the ton of talk to me. Otherwise you're gonna get hurt too. I
• 30:18
  would see, dude, I could never. I could never. I could
• 30:21
  never. I would never come out of my mouth not approachable. But I
• 30:26
  tell you, but I tell people that I'm just like listen, man,
• 30:29
  Like I'm if like, if you do something annoying and I'm like kind of
• 30:33
  going through it and like I kind of let you know, I need my
• 30:34
  space. I'm gonna make you cry too, dude, like leave me alone.
• 30:41
  Like yeah, I'm like yeah, I'm like, hey, did you
• 30:44
  leave me alone? Yeah? Like I'm like, hey, I kind of
• 30:45
  need my space right now. You can at least you got that. That's
• 30:48
  like important to be able to voc alie Usually like if i have to say
• 30:51
  that to somebody like they kind of already know that, Like what comes with
• 30:53
  me needing my space and what comes with me not getting it? What I
• 30:57
  mean, sense fuck around and find out if somebody keeps paying on your buttons,
• 31:02
  you know. But it takes a lot for me to kind of get
• 31:03
  there, like for me to seriously get there, although it does seem like
• 31:06
  a man a lot half the time. There's a difference between being like,
• 31:11
  uh like actually like brooding angry, like ready to sing, right, There's
• 31:18
  a difference between that and just being like vocal and loud about being frustrated.
• 31:22
  I definitely respect that those are two different things because like you can know somebody
• 31:26
  that's just very loud and like has a lot to get off their chest all
• 31:30
  the time, but which came to shove. Man Like, you can level
• 31:32
  with them and they'll like resenter real fast, whereas somebody that's just like ready
• 31:37
  to fucking snap on the drop of a dime. You know, you don't
• 31:41
  have that that buff for that ability to level with each other. Yeah yeah,
• 31:47
  yeah, like yeah, I like, like you do get loud and
• 31:51
  you you u going a little tirades, but like I don't see you as
• 31:55
  somebody that would like really fucking snap and start flipping tape without being like yeah,
• 32:00
  like you'd be like, hey, bro, like that, like that
• 32:02
  fool clearly told you five times in the video to chill. Yeah, like
• 32:07
  before he got up and flipped everything at the table, like there's like chill
• 32:10
  number one, chill two and chill three, and right before this second,
• 32:14
  yeah yeah, and right before this second when he told you the fifth time
• 32:19
  he just couldn't take it anymore, he flipped everything. Yeah, it takes
• 32:22
  it. It takes a while. But I'm just like, hey man,
• 32:23
  I kind of don't like, I don't like get there. I feel like
• 32:27
  my I don't know, I feel like my anger like or sometimes when I
• 32:30
  get angry, I feel like that takes away from my life expectancy. Oh
• 32:32
  yeah, probably. I mean I don't think it's the same as damn it
• 32:36
  Jesus Christ. Like I don't feel like it's the same as smoke at a
• 32:39
  cigarette taking away from you, right, But I do think that it's like,
• 32:43
  especially if you already struggle with stress and anger and like high blood pressure
• 32:47
  therapy. Yeah, I f you don't do therapy. Yeah, I don't
• 32:51
  do therapy anymore. Like, you know who reminds me a lot of you
• 32:53
  know, he reminds me a lot of not like you literally know that.
• 32:57
  I think about it the way you're kind of getting at sometimes like you literally
• 33:00
  like Tony Soprano, just think the way you act. Yeah, like yeah,
• 33:04
  what do you think guys like he gets mad, like how he gets
• 33:07
  mad and shit sometimes like man, you kind of because I don't like when
• 33:10
  I watch watched that shot, I don't get mad like disgusting. Yeah,
• 33:13
  like I don't get mad like that. And he's on another thing about I'm
• 33:15
  like, I guarantee you because yeah, I think about you get mad.
• 33:20
  I don't him like vert mad masturbate. I feel like, now, yeah,
• 33:28
  when you guys were sucking the accusations, that was mad. We didn't
• 33:31
  that was mad. That was mad. That was mad. That's like as
• 33:35
  mad as I'm five. That ship was funny, though, fuck you,
• 33:40
  I know you love it. I know you were dying up here when I
• 33:44
  walked down, I was like, I had your back though, bitch,
• 33:45
  if I you're lucky, I recorded that all had me up. I was
• 33:51
  so fungy. It was your birthday too. I was so mad forgotten was
• 33:53
  Rock's birthday too. We just ruined his birthday. As somebody at the comments
• 33:58
  that it was the best comment was like, you was just ruined Rock.
• 34:00
  I was like, fuck you too. There my birthday. I literally I
• 34:08
  was going hard on these foods and everyone. I was like, fuck you
• 34:10
  too. I'm subscribed to Bitch like I was talking about, start talking about
• 34:16
  storming off. Are you guys ready for the fucking storm that we got this
• 34:19
  weekends? Wait right now, it just hasn't hit yet. You're but no,
• 34:28
  but no, like California, my boy, fucking and bordery. He
• 34:32
  went, he went to Vegas to go draw some orders, got caught in
• 34:36
  the fucking storm because it's coming from like I thought it's coming from from yeah,
• 34:39
  food, it's like the Midwest. It's like a big fucking wait,
• 34:43
  so it's gonna come from like some of it's coming from the battle you're tramping,
• 34:46
  so it's coming up from the South. They're getting in Vegas too,
• 34:50
  though, bro, So it's gonna be gnarly tomorrow. Yeah, Like it's
• 34:53
  like pick it up. Well, they canceled the soccer game. I think
• 34:55
  that's bullshit, bro, Like they don't even know how crazy it's gonna be.
• 34:59
  And they're like counts. You know what though, the only reason,
• 35:00
  that's how you know it's controlled council raves on create, That's how you know
• 35:05
  it's control dogs. It's gonna say Mega man said it should be. He's
• 35:14
  making the run for it. He's trying real, real hard. He's like,
• 35:15
  I'm never gonna get a roghund bro. Well, I'm gonna get on
• 35:19
  tenterfoil then, and I'm gonna tell him about the motel. They frozen his
• 35:22
  accounts. They frozen account frozen his accounts or insignificant funds whatever that is.
• 35:28
  But dude, that ship was the funniest shit. Bro. I love what
• 35:32
  he calls it, just because the lies on Saturday morning. Oh my god,
• 35:38
  Saturday morning lies, Saturday morning li shit, Saturday morning lies. Somebody
• 35:44
  said, mega cap so he on Instagram. He low key he was saying
• 35:49
  that the government throws his accounts. I mean for posting crazy shit on Instagram.
• 35:53
  Okay, no, they said, he said, he said yeah,
• 35:57
  no, he said, but how did he said? Yeah? He's on
• 36:00
  they Yeah, He's like yeah, yeah, He's like yeah, he's on
• 36:05
  They what is it? They froze it? And they told me. I
• 36:07
  was like, what happened when you tried to get money? They said it
• 36:09
  was under investigation. Yeah, I'm just like, they're investigating when you have
• 36:15
  no money in your account. That's what they're doing. Dude, what happened
• 36:19
  here? Because he just keeps posting like conspiracy shit like and you said that's
• 36:23
  not enough. But according to him and dude, they've they've never blocked,
• 36:30
  never always like they've never taken money from Samam or any brother. But they
• 36:34
  went after Mega Man, the guy that bones bitches and gang bangs bitches and
• 36:37
  motels. Suppose remember he was like, why are you scared of fuck her?
• 36:43
  Fuck her? Dude? Remember that story? Dude, Well, we
• 36:47
  gotta get a line detector for these fulls dogs and we get all right,
• 36:51
  that's it, you're getting put on Google. We're gonna have an episode.
• 36:54
  We're gonna have it. We're gonna have what we asked, Have you ever
• 36:57
  said the N word? Yeah? With the line to take we're asking that
• 37:00
  question. Oh ask me that now, No, we need another one black
• 37:06
  person. Okay, yes I have said, but there no got him.
• 37:15
  Well, we gotta clear this up. Now, we gotta go to Patron
• 37:21
  to find out if Rock really said the word. Where we are. That's
• 37:24
  PA can't get it, can't it can't you can't get your cancel for free
• 37:30
  a cancel rock rock. It's not a line if you believe in it.
• 37:36
  That's how actors do it, George Costanza, these ships are one seventy nine,
• 37:40
  so if you're acting valuable, there's a sign for episode. There's some
• 37:45
  two that are three seventy nine that really top high tech. One that she
• 37:50
  looks like a me. But does it come with the guy that tells you
• 37:52
  he's a lying, he's lying. He's gonna have somebody operating. Now I'm
• 37:57
  gonna do research. Yeah, we'll we'll teach my baby mama. You can
• 38:00
  ring ge with it. It's like probably like a hundred bucks last just saying
• 38:05
  no. There's a signfle episode where Jerry had to do this light attacker.
• 38:08
  He was trying to date a cop. So it's like funck man, like,
• 38:12
  I don't think I can go through with this detect or, Like she's
• 38:14
  gonna find me out, and then George sells him like like Jerry, it's
• 38:17
  not a lie, and she still lies and doesn't work out. She's gonna
• 38:23
  for some reason. I thought, for some reason, I thought you said,
• 38:27
  if you're acting, you can say that they have a fake pregnancy test.
• 38:30
  In some cases kind of can technically, And in Django they all said
• 38:35
  it Nancy tests that are positive already. There's a chick on Instagram that sells
• 38:42
  them, dude, but on Amazon. Look, I just found it,
• 38:45
  dog like fakes, prank, joke pregnancy test. I bought one of those
• 38:50
  before for a movie script, for like a little shoot. Oh that makes
• 38:52
  sense. Yeah. I always trying to think of what the practical uses are
• 38:57
  for some of these weird ass things. But black man, black man,
• 39:00
  that's for you to get back with your girlfriend or your or whatever the fuck
• 39:05
  your boyfriend. What I just did, I took a pregnancy test. You
• 39:07
  gotta get back with me, babe. I would break it in half and
• 39:10
  be like, let me see the mercury in this bitch, like like or
• 39:15
  like whatever chemical it isn't there, I'm breaking it and a half well comes
• 39:19
  to you and says, he zone, I'm pregnant. You're not gonna grab
• 39:22
  it and say when when mercury in hers? No, like like OK,
• 39:28
  not mercury, mercury's thermometers, all right, But like I would at least
• 39:30
  cut it in half and see like the strip, Yes, I would because
• 39:34
  they go to the trash. Anyways, there's a million dollars. You're asking
• 39:37
  me if your girlfriend right now pulled up, You're at your eyes. This
• 39:39
  is like my girlfriend is different. Bro. Like at this point, I'm
• 39:42
  like, if that shit happened, I'm like, all right, well,
• 39:44
  I guess I have to have a kid. But like you know what I
• 39:45
  mean, like like gonna stop and smell it and see if it smells like
• 39:49
  peep. I'm like, but you're talking about You're talking about in a situation
• 39:53
  where you're like, okay, your girlfriend, like you like you're dating somebody
• 39:57
  at your girlfriend randomy tells you that to try to be with you. Yeah,
• 40:00
  I'm gonna if I'm not if I don't love her, I'm gonna I'm
• 40:02
  gonna cut it. I'm gonna cut it in half, and I'm gonna see
• 40:07
  if it's like a even a real one. I'm gonna google the company,
• 40:08
  clearb the fuck? Is this? What the fuck? And it says joke.
• 40:15
  It is prank. It just says prank, right, Yeah, Like
• 40:17
  it says prank when you google that company. Breath controls are being all and
• 40:22
  ex but I'm pretty sure this on Instagram or TikTok a girl that literally sells
• 40:27
  them. She pregnant, she was pregnant, she was Would you drink breast
• 40:32
  breast milk? I've been Yeah, yeah, I wanted to try my wives
• 40:37
  or my baby mama's. That's nasty. I would try it while you're not
• 40:39
  trying it. You're like a foody. You're not gonna try the best food
• 40:43
  in the world, dude. That's you know why? Because I had it
• 40:46
  when I was a baby, and that's enough for me. I don't need
• 40:49
  to have it as like you remember what it tastes like. No, the
• 40:52
  obviously did good to the body, So I'm why would you not taste it
• 40:53
  again? Because I don't need to drink only for your body. The only
• 40:58
  reason I'm not drinking all of it is because my fucking kid needs it.
• 41:00
  Fuck that kid that yeah, yeah, eve him formula me first. I
• 41:07
  don't know if foody as a FOODI I think you should try breast. I
• 41:10
  can't wait for your sooner. Baby. Be like Double D's breast milk tastes
• 41:17
  better than secup breast milk. I'm not gonna can I'm down to test try
• 41:24
  that day, I'm not. I'm not like, I'm not litting guys,
• 41:30
  being up though being up, I don't want to know a you try them
• 41:34
  all if you want to. I'm down to document this. I'm not to
• 41:38
  document this, but I'm not doing it because I know if I were there
• 41:40
  participate, you guys are gonna watch me throw up all over the table,
• 41:44
  like because he's telling it for Patreon today, Guys, you know he knows,
• 41:47
  like Ray knows exactly what it's like. If I know if I don't
• 41:50
  like something, I'll start gagging before I even like, like see it.
• 41:53
  Bro, I've never seen Zo to throw up. I actually want to see
• 41:58
  him throw up. That's a Patreon exclusive. So yes, if you have,
• 42:00
  if you're lactating, so and that's your fucking bra s eyes and uh,
• 42:05
  I'm not drawing spending the bra with it. They're just sending the bras.
• 42:08
  I want to feel like Drake now on his stage No like massive old
• 42:13
  titties. Rock Star has been doing that forever. Now its got to be
• 42:15
  so sweat sweaty, sweaty ass fucking titties. I just don't want to see
• 42:20
  him, Like, what do you think it doesn't just go back in the
• 42:23
  trash. Yeah, just throw him in the trash. It gets fun.
• 42:27
  But damn, I'd be like, yo, start throwing up something more valuable
• 42:29
  that I can keep something. It's Rake, It's Drake. He's only like.
• 42:32
  I would be like, throw up your earrings. I'm like, be
• 42:36
  like, what's going this is sweaty. Yeah, I don't know how.
• 42:42
  I'd be like, Yo, throw me a sandwich, sacks, throw them
• 42:47
  up here. I'm hungry. Only sealed snacks though, only Yeah, Like
• 42:52
  I'm not trying to get poison he's on. Wouldn be fucking performing while eating
• 42:55
  and ship like a two hour performance and ship not intermission? Bro? Fuck
• 42:59
  that? Like you know, like the circus has an intermission. So yeah,
• 43:02
  I'm for sure that I would have if I was if I was like
• 43:05
  a performing artist, I would run my show like a circus. There'd be
• 43:07
  an intermission and then I have like magic acts or something between. Dude,
• 43:12
  I went to the Magic Castle on Thursday. Holy, here we go.
• 43:15
  Who who invited you? Who invited you? Rob Snyder? No, dude,
• 43:19
  no, no, no, no, fucking David Copperfield. You know
• 43:22
  you got like David Copperfield, wa gonna make fun of me because it sounds
• 43:27
  like a bullshit, but it's my friend of partner. Was there god a
• 43:32
  porn a partners? Is she a filmmaker? She was just on She's a
• 43:37
  main character on Food Bar, which is Arnold Schwartzenegger's Netflix show. I tried
• 43:43
  watching it, and she's also one of the main characters on the latest Jane
• 43:47
  Silent Popma nice. So she's yeah, but she she she took us to
• 43:52
  the Magic Castle on Thursday. Dude, I got fucking shit faced and saw
• 43:57
  a dude bust a cat at thin air that's tight, and like, I
• 44:02
  don't know, man, I fucking love magic. I know how some of
• 44:06
  it works. I was watching, like very intently, and this goddamn dude
• 44:09
  just made a fucking cat out of nothing. I don't understand. We should
• 44:15
  have left with Kevin Smith. Ray we should have was? I was like,
• 44:19
  we should have just left with Kevin Smith. We would have been in
• 44:21
  a goddamn movie whatever with Kevin Smith. Did you no? Just he's come
• 44:23
  back here a couple of times. He took a very good liking to the
• 44:27
  the production grew on. We're on the street. Is that after you saw
• 44:30
  that cat? You met? Chris Angel shared a funnel cake with them and
• 44:35
  then kicked it with David Blaine. Is that true? That's the word on
• 44:37
  the street on the group kick it with David Blaine. But me and the
• 44:40
  mind freak definitely tramped a funnel cake. I'm jealous. Iagine Rocks really making
• 44:51
  all this shit up. Bro. Oh dude, it's so incredible because it's
• 44:53
  like like I don't know, I don't know nobody, and he's like the
• 44:59
  lady didn't reckon for a dream where she thinks he's in the game show every
• 45:00
  day. Oh my, oh my god. Right, yeah, I'm fucking
• 45:05
  delusional at home watching TV. I'm like, I hung out with Adam Candler
• 45:08
  today. I got a new rule, got a new rule, new rule.
• 45:14
  No picture. You can't talk about the story. I got the pictures.
• 45:16
  Let's see, it's photo shop pixel cut. He's texting his wife end
• 45:27
  now hey can you put can you put this? Can you fucking photo shop
• 45:30
  this? Real fucking fast? All right, So here you go. There's
• 45:35
  you have to Oh you look nice, Rob fancy, Wow, you and
• 45:39
  Natasha showed up and yeah, you guys showed up velvet. Yeah that's how
• 45:43
  you had to dress. I told you. Yeah, I know but that's
• 45:45
  velvet. That's what I know. I know you got to dress fancy,
• 45:46
  but that's velvet. That's a home girl. That's I don't know. If
• 45:51
  she's cute. Yeah, she's very sweet. Oh don't worry. She already
• 45:55
  dealt with in the background. One you can funk with one every year,
• 46:00
  or like you get an allowance. Yeah, one to hear one? Boy
• 46:05
  here, it sounds cool. I approved. You just go up through.
• 46:07
  You're like as a fun boy. Mayor, I approved? How long has
• 46:10
  it been? Well? Who is the mayor? Dog? Is that for
• 46:15
  the mayor? He's what is? And you take na I'd say he's the
• 46:22
  spokesperson for fuck boys. All the fools from Full Scent. They're little fuck
• 46:25
  boys, the fishing full Scent. You don't know who full Scent is.
• 46:29
  The knulk boys. You've never heard of the knulk Boys. I've heard of
• 46:31
  them. I don't like them. Okay, fuck boys, Yeah, I
• 46:35
  keep it up that. Yeah enough boys. No boys are fuck boys,
• 46:37
  fashion fit fools or fuck boys. I like the nub boys. No boys
• 46:42
  are dope, right, they make some good pranks, they're cool, they
• 46:44
  get done well. I mean it's not even the pranks I got their interviews
• 46:47
  were cool. But then I understand why MTV Jesse left. Oh he's cool
• 46:52
  too. He's a fun boy. Like nah, he he kind of knew
• 46:53
  what he kind of knew what he wanted with his life. And he like
• 46:57
  he explains why he talked about it. He's like, look, man,
• 46:59
  I just wanted doing with purpose. All we were doing was party. He's
• 47:01
  like, and I had these resources and I wanted to make films and make
• 47:04
  shit like that. He's like, so I just banned from YouTube. H
• 47:07
  he has his own channel. I watch him. Oh, you're talking about
• 47:10
  it. I'm talking about you're talking about who's the guy that got banned Steve.
• 47:14
  Yeah, I'll do it. That was crazy. I'm talking about MTV
• 47:16
  Jesse, and I respect the reason he leave. He left, he had
• 47:22
  the opportunity to do other things and just well he wanted to like he always
• 47:24
  wanted to. And then he's like, it's just like NonStop party here and
• 47:29
  I get it, it's like profitable. But he's like, I'm just gonna
• 47:30
  sell the company because this is not where I want to go, Like,
• 47:32
  I'm not happy this way. He's like he found himself trying to get away
• 47:36
  from this ship. Just to beat himself. And I can understand it.
• 47:39
  I mean, the only thing keeping me here is that I don't have those
• 47:42
  resources. Let me tell you it's not gonna happen here. I was like
• 47:50
  raving myself, been waiting for that fucking citizenship test. Holy shit, Yo,
• 47:55
  we gotta we gotta get that. That'd be fun. We still need
• 47:58
  to do. Are you more American then? XG? I think dude,
• 48:04
  the day he's gonna lost his fucking u S citizenship. In my eyes,
• 48:07
  Faul literally was arguing that, uh, innocent into proven guilty, doesn't It
• 48:13
  isn't the right way we should run that in America for certain for certain crimes.
• 48:17
  Yeah, like rape, like what rape and murder? I mean yeah,
• 48:23
  I think if there's like I need to be perfect video, if there's
• 48:27
  indisputable because everyone's an HD video of like the bitch screaming and shit like saying,
• 48:31
  stop putting a lot of accusations. Bitches live, bitches, lie,
• 48:36
  bitches, lie, bitches lie. We've proven bitches lie soul just because the
• 48:39
  girl said. But like if you, oh, we don't need to question
• 48:42
  them. If she says she got raped, put him in jail. That's
• 48:44
  what you just said right now. He's just like if this no evidence,
• 48:46
  if this bitch is all bruised up and ship and like it all fucked up.
• 48:50
  And the doctor's like, yeah, somebody for sure raped here, Like
• 48:52
  I think who the thing is? Not who, But like if they prove
• 48:54
  it that that's that person, it's like, all right, you need to
• 48:57
  prove it with evidence what I'm saying, But you just saying no, you
• 48:59
  said, she said, and they need to go jomp. I've known somebody
• 49:01
  falsely accused and they went to prison. And that's why I'm like, oh
• 49:06
  yeah, that's a tough one, man. It's what innocent to prove a
• 49:09
  guilty point periation? Oh yeah, And that's and I don't want to go
• 49:16
  into it live. But it is somebody that's like close in my family that
• 49:21
  like I know, absolutely did not and it was a counter lawsuit to a
• 49:25
  different situation. And yeah, it's fucking yucky. Man, it's scary.
• 49:30
  No, I was watching that, you guys ah on HBO everyone here hatchb
• 49:36
  because always talking about that. But then again, it's like I feel like
• 49:37
  it's also a place you live in, man, Like people wouldn't be so
• 49:40
  on edge, Like I don't know, I feel like people have to have
• 49:43
  all these defenses and shit when it like you know, like in states like
• 49:46
  California, man, like women here are not friendly. Bro. You can't
• 49:50
  say hide to a women here just randomly. You just cannot, like like
• 49:52
  if you walk around here, and like if you walk around most places in
• 49:55
  the lab, bro, like women are on edge. I mean rightfully,
• 49:59
  so like, yeah, I get it. There's fucking homeless everywhere. There's
• 50:01
  like foods that are robbing people, raping people, and I get it,
• 50:04
  like just like it's a dangerous city. But it's like even before that,
• 50:07
  it's like these bitches weren't talking to nobody. I mean, like it's like
• 50:10
  you can't even if you're just like a genuine guy, you say, what's
• 50:14
  up to somebody? Li's bitches are just like Pepper spraying hand already, Like
• 50:16
  don't even talk to me, Like it's like sticking your finger in a bird
• 50:19
  case. He's just like, I mean, I guess, but you know,
• 50:22
  even in our quaint neighborhood and Sherman Oaks, like Natasha has had some
• 50:27
  weird instances where she would just walk down the street to the grocery store and
• 50:31
  like there's one guy that like followed her for a second and like tried to
• 50:35
  talk to her, and he was like, oh, can I just get
• 50:37
  like a high five real quick? She's like, right, sounds fucking right.
• 50:45
  Well, no, what it was is he wanted to do that and
• 50:50
  a and then she know went home and she actually helped write a bunch of
• 50:52
  stuff like scripts for this one thing that was about like human trafficking, and
• 50:58
  so she knew her shit. She went home in research and then sure enough
• 51:01
  in LA there had been a run of issues where people were like having like
• 51:07
  a substance on their hands, touching people and it would drug them and then
• 51:13
  they would abduct them later. It's just like, man, it's just too
• 51:16
  much shit going on out there. It's like one of those things, like
• 51:20
  it's kind of like, uh, I'm that's also scared. Like I mean,
• 51:22
  I'm not saying it doesn't happen, but then it got girl Like he
• 51:25
  says, it gets them on fucking all of a sudden. Girls are scared.
• 51:29
  Yeah, No, but it's like you can't there's no human interaction out
• 51:30
  here, bro, Like you can't just randomly meet a stranger becoming friends with
• 51:36
  everybody. Everybody's on fucking edge where it's just like I can't trust you,
• 51:38
  so I just rather not talk to you. I can see you bleeding on
• 51:42
  the floor, but I'm not gonna help you because like it's it's gonna jeopardize
• 51:45
  me. That is the sad thing that has started to happen more is that
• 51:50
  people are less uh less incentivized to hopping and help people because there's like weird
• 51:58
  repercussions. Like I know, kinda a big thing out there is that if
• 52:02
  something like horrible is happening to somebody, you know, people will call the
• 52:07
  authorities, but like they won't step in and help because I forget what it
• 52:10
  was or in all the details. But there was a situation where somebody stepped
• 52:15
  into help accidentally made the situation just a little worse, and then they were
• 52:20
  liable for the entire thing. That reminds me of Seinfeld's very last episode where
• 52:24
  they got locked up because they wouldn't they wouldn't help out this person getting robbed
• 52:30
  and they were filming it this shit and they were just laughing at him.
• 52:32
  And where they were I think it was in the state of a Rhode Island
• 52:36
  and Rhode it and there's a lot like if you don't help somebody out,
• 52:38
  blah blah blah, you get locked up. Oh that is that a real
• 52:42
  law? Well in the episode it is. I don't know if it's real
• 52:45
  and real life. No, I want to know being a something, being
• 52:49
  a pedestrian, that kind of should that kind of should be like a real
• 52:52
  man like. But at the same time, I think the thing that everybody's
• 52:54
  afraid of, like in Texas, a thing that we struggle with out there,
• 52:59
  is the good guy with a gun problem. I guys still represent my
• 53:02
  home state, the good the good guy with a gun problem, good guy
• 53:06
  with a gun problem. So just because you got a gun doesn't mean that
• 53:08
  you've taken appropriate training and know how to use it. You got poor ass
• 53:13
  aim, you got horrible, fucking triggered dis right as an American a fucking
• 53:19
  bare arms one hundred percent that you're right to bare arms and all this ship.
• 53:22
  But you should absolutely have to have a certificate of fucking training because what
• 53:25
  happens is these idiots will fucking get their firearm respectfully and then some bullshit will
• 53:31
  go down. It's the day they've been fucking waiting their whole lives for it,
• 53:35
  because they get to use their piece on a person, but then they
• 53:37
  end up shooting the wrong person, either from poor judgment or bad aim.
• 53:43
  And so this good guy with a gun term essentially it's like you had good
• 53:47
  intentions, but because you're a fucking idiot with no training, you made things
• 53:52
  worse. And so it's like, yeah, that's like one. And like
• 53:58
  because this idiot can't use a gun, I mean I don't have the right
• 54:00
  to have mine, not at all. But that's where we're going at because
• 54:04
  you're saying, welln't got to regulate this. Yeah, they gotta be got
• 54:07
  to be better. You shouldn't have a gun technique. I don't have.
• 54:12
  That's like, that's like you said, that's like you go into the constructions.
• 54:15
  I say, like, whoa, I have a driver's I should be
• 54:16
  able to drive this forklift or this fucking big tractor. You need to help
• 54:20
  move that out of the way. I got you. Yeah, And then
• 54:22
  and then they're like, you haven't got you haven't got training. What it
• 54:24
  is literally in the Constitution it says you're allowed of better arms as an Americans.
• 54:28
  So yes, you can be Yeah, you're allowed to operate heavy machinery,
• 54:31
  but you're also not a lot to kill people while you're doing it really
• 54:34
  to be I agree, I agree that there maybe you should be some training,
• 54:37
  but that's not what the constitution says. The Constitution literally says you're allowed
• 54:40
  better arms. Let me ask you this simple. You go buy everything the
• 54:44
  constitution says this country does no do you? You guys, you don't even
• 54:47
  I don't even know. I'm not even part of this countred then, guys,
• 54:51
  I'm telling you guys, well you guys, are you guys? Literally
• 54:52
  you guys? Yes? Right, yes, No, dude, don't be
• 54:58
  follow the roles, trying to follow roles? Yeah, I don't. I'd
• 55:00
  try to follow the rules. All right. Here's another question. Do you
• 55:04
  believe in adapting things to fit within the circumstance of a modern time? Because
• 55:13
  essentially the thing is everybody should have the right to bear arms. Absolutely,
• 55:22
  But I think that as the population continues to grow, new technology comes now
• 55:28
  people are becoming stupider, a lot stupider. There's not this again. I
• 55:32
  come from like living a little bit on a farm, live shit, And
• 55:36
  with living on a farm, there is a lot of just common sense stuff
• 55:42
  Like I remember being six years old going to a gun show like a trade
• 55:45
  show, and they're teaching kids about like firearms safety and like what to do
• 55:51
  if you find a firearm, all these things like stop, don't touch,
• 55:54
  leave the area, telling an adult like they hold a whole fucking song.
• 55:58
  It's been lodged in my brain and go to pare It's yeah, go to
• 56:02
  Patreon wat telling story guns. But no, I just I think, to
• 56:09
  me, the biggest thing is that the biggest hiccup is that there's not an
• 56:16
  evolution in the standards to procure a weapon and what it takes. You should
• 56:22
  be able to buy a gun. But if you're gonna open carry, you
• 56:25
  have to have something. And there are yeah, and they are, you
• 56:29
  know, and even in Texas open carry, but in Texas you don't have
• 56:31
  to pass You just have to pass a fucking lucy goose ass background check if
• 56:37
  that and it just waltz around with that bullshit. If it's so okay,
• 56:42
  if if it's so dangerous to have guns. Wise, there more deaths in
• 56:44
  Cali than in Texas. If you have the guns are so scary. More
• 56:49
  people, there's more people than a lot of states. Bro Like, like
• 56:52
  California has it's more population. It's the people. I really think people here
• 56:58
  are just stupid. You give these people guns, they don't, they're gonna
• 57:00
  start robbing and look how they act. Look at how they act at the
• 57:02
  malls. But this they don't do that at the malls and falls into the
• 57:06
  Okay, well we're not any Texas. Let me let me give some facts
• 57:09
  work for. California has the largest population in the US, followed by Texas,
• 57:14
  Florida, Wow, New York Wow in Pennsylvania. Damn. California and
• 57:19
  Texas account for roughly twenty one percent of this whole population. Dog shooting related
• 57:28
  like death, How do you police that many people beavia when this state is
• 57:31
  an it wasn't it? Just going back at it uh intentions aside, We
• 57:38
  were mostly talking about the fact that the good guy with the gun thing is
• 57:42
  more of a problem than a solution to helping people out on the street when
• 57:45
  some bullshit's really going down. You do see a lot of videos where it
• 57:49
  does successfully happen and somebody uh successfully thwarts some bullshit because they're armed and ready
• 57:54
  and trained. Then you hear a ton of situations where somebody incidentally shoots their
• 58:00
  homie or some innocent bystandard in the middle of all this fucking heat. So
• 58:05
  the question is not the quality of people's intentions in these different states, but
• 58:10
  more so just fucking training before you were allowed to open carry. What's the
• 58:17
  numbers? What's the numbers. I'm gonna put it on the screen too,
• 58:20
  so Xavier can see it with his own beautiful eyes. Look, okay,
• 58:23
  what doesn't make sense. He's gonna let me put the numbers real quick.
• 58:27
  Deaths in California related to guns, you know, represented by the Center of
• 58:30
  Disease and Control whatever prevention California three thousand, five hundred and seventy six deaths,
• 58:37
  taxes four thousand, six hundred and thirteen deaths. Because they have more
• 58:43
  guns. The state with less people and less gun laws has more deaths than
• 58:52
  the state with more people and tight Again, I want everybody to know that
• 58:59
  I support firearms and like possession and taking care of yourself and defending yourself.
• 59:06
  I, however, have always had an issue. We're not We're not getting
• 59:10
  rid of guns, like right now, that's okay, so okay, So
• 59:15
  like right now, you think vendors would be getting harassed if they could,
• 59:17
  if they could carry, if they could have a gun. No, because
• 59:21
  the black guys show up with guns with the vendors and say give me your
• 59:23
  fucking money, and you give them guy, huh, because that's what it's
• 59:25
  been robbing the fucking vendors lately. That's what's been shown in the media.
• 59:30
  Yeah, but that's what It doesn't matter what race it is. It doesn't
• 59:36
  matter what race it is. But I'm saying if these vendors had guns,
• 59:38
  these people would reconsider robbing them with their guns. Because when people come at
• 59:44
  you with a gun and you don't have a gun, you will buy by
• 59:45
  their fucking laws. When you have a gun, the second they walk away,
• 59:49
  you shoot their ass or you shoot the car. Okay, hold on,
• 59:52
  hold on, hold on. That's also just assuming that these people ripping
• 59:57
  people off aren't gonna pat down homie, grab his ease and disarm him like
• 1:00:01
  now they start. But that's not even what they do here. They literally
• 1:00:04
  go up to the vendors and say give me your stuff. Open carry.
• 1:00:06
  Here it's not as free. So if you're in Texas and somebody's good,
• 1:00:08
  I just got to drop on you, they're gonna patch you down and take
• 1:00:12
  your piece. But just the logic of knowing that you can't just walk around
• 1:00:15
  and do these crimes like what I'm saying that about anywhere in this fucking country.
• 1:00:20
  Like straight up though, I feel like since I've lived in LA I
• 1:00:23
  have learned the not from like any harsh experience, but I've learned to mind
• 1:00:30
  my own fucking business a lot more than I ever did in Texas. That's
• 1:00:35
  exactly how I go about it. Bro Like, that's it. And I
• 1:00:37
  am a gun owner. I have a few guns, and it's and and
• 1:00:42
  believe me, I'm one of the I'm one of those individuals that I cannot
• 1:00:46
  wait to catch a fucking situation to do it. But at the same time,
• 1:00:51
  there's a lot of risk that come to it. I'm like because of
• 1:00:53
  that. Because of that, that doesn't mean that I go around itching for
• 1:00:55
  it. I literally try to mind my own business in a state like this
• 1:00:59
  because people are fucking stupid. This makes it okay. But here's here's another
• 1:01:04
  fact, and this coming this is more on ux Texas has the most has
• 1:01:08
  the second most mass shootings in twenty twenty three after California. Why do we
• 1:01:14
  have them here? Then? If they're so if the guns are so safe,
• 1:01:16
  then if you're not gonna get rid of guns when I'm trying to saying,
• 1:01:20
  if you can't get rid of the guns, you better get one.
• 1:01:22
  He's on those the rules, these on those rules, you don't have a
• 1:01:24
  If they have guns, you might we might as well have one too.
• 1:01:28
  And we're living in a world where we're gonna act like California's and be like,
• 1:01:30
  oh, guns aren't gonna exist. The bad guys have guns. They
• 1:01:32
  will always have guns, so you better have one. These vendors, I
• 1:01:36
  think there's not that they should have guns, but if they were in Texas,
• 1:01:38
  they wouldn't be getting robbed as often because you pull up with the guns,
• 1:01:42
  especially vendors in South Central. Yeah, I'm going to carry some specific
• 1:01:46
  and specifically that's where it's happening too, Specifically, that's where it's happening in
• 1:01:51
  it. And I'm not gonna lie. Man. Like yesterday, I like
• 1:01:53
  I fucking took a drive into like deeper South Centrol because I had to.
• 1:01:58
  Man, yesterday, I had a quite the fucking the adventure. Dude,
• 1:02:00
  I've been at like I told the story on the pre show, and people
• 1:02:04
  are just like, man, you could go get a leapy or something like
• 1:02:07
  that, right, So I remember that I told you guys that the incident
• 1:02:08
  with the guy the bis so they hit me right. Oh yeah, yeah,
• 1:02:10
  I went down with that nothing nothing. My car's already fixed. I
• 1:02:15
  never called it back. You just let it go. He just let it
• 1:02:15
  go because my own insurance told me it's like, you're gonna either pay us
• 1:02:19
  a g or we're gonna do do the investigation. And based on the story
• 1:02:22
  that you told us you're at fault, I'm like, how the fuck are
• 1:02:25
  you. I'm like, okay, so, why am I paying you for
• 1:02:29
  damn? They literally said you're at fault? Yeah, literally bro. So
• 1:02:32
  I was just like, so, so I went and I paid. I
• 1:02:36
  paid right. You know. I had my homie fix it up. He
• 1:02:37
  was like, Donna trip, we can fix it up. Gave it to
• 1:02:39
  me today yesterday. Yeah, I am. I was like, you know,
• 1:02:44
  I have my beamro. I was like, thank, gotta have this
• 1:02:45
  car. I gotta go two cars. Yeah, I think gott I have
• 1:02:47
  two cars. Bro. So I'm I know what's gonna happen. No,
• 1:02:52
  that car's fine, but let me like, let me tell you. So
• 1:02:54
  I'm driving, you know, and I get off and I'm like, I
• 1:02:58
  tell my lady. I was like, hey, we just got these ball
• 1:03:00
  balls, just go to took him to the shop and then put him to
• 1:03:01
  use. So let's start. Let's go work on our game. Right.
• 1:03:04
  So we usually go bowling, and we're gonna go, We're gonna go.
• 1:03:07
  I had my brand new two bowling balls and I have the over the o
• 1:03:08
  G two ones that I have. I was gonna go get better. Four
• 1:03:10
  balls, yeah, four balls deep, four balls deep. Right, and
• 1:03:14
  then and you know, as I'm getting on the express lane on right here
• 1:03:19
  on the one tent, and you know, it's like very fucking thing,
• 1:03:22
  there's no place to pull over in that little bridge right there, Like after
• 1:03:24
  you get on the ninth, there's no thirty ninth, there's no shoulder food.
• 1:03:29
  My fucking tire blows up. I mean I'm talking about I see the
• 1:03:31
  pieces. Holy shit. Yeah, and I'm just like, oh, what
• 1:03:36
  the fuck. So I'm like, I'm thankful I'm able to pull over to
• 1:03:38
  the side. I put my emergency lights on the burly squeeze. I have
• 1:03:42
  a coop. So I'm like, we're burly gonna be there food. So
• 1:03:44
  we have to call the cops. Not the cops, but the Metro people.
• 1:03:47
  We had luckily, luckily, we I call I call trip away.
• 1:03:51
  Trip away was lagging. One of the Metro people was on the opposing side
• 1:03:53
  of the freeway and he was there and then he was like and then he
• 1:03:57
  was a cool ass food shout out to you has shows I gave you a
• 1:03:59
  good review. He wanted to take my tip. But yeah, he what
• 1:04:01
  is it? Yeah? Yeah, what is it? He's like, yeah,
• 1:04:05
  I saw you. Guys are turned around. And then people were still
• 1:04:09
  being digs, Bro. They wouldn't let this food do his job. They
• 1:04:11
  were like trying to like fucking just use that lane until a fucking cop showed
• 1:04:15
  up and was like, hey you motherfucker's got to stop, and then he
• 1:04:17
  got us out of there. I had to go buy another fucking tire,
• 1:04:20
  bro, But the only tire shop was the ones in the fucking hood,
• 1:04:23
  so I had to go past Vernon Dog. South Central is fucking crazy dog,
• 1:04:29
  Like I really try not. I really don't. I have no business
• 1:04:31
  there. Like you say, I'm a person that minds my own business,
• 1:04:33
  Bro, I don't I know where to find trouble. And I don't like
• 1:04:36
  being around That's the reason I like going around nice neighborhoods and I want to
• 1:04:40
  move to neighborhoods like that because I liked being around nice people, responsible people,
• 1:04:44
  follow the fucking rules and don't act like it's a fucking zoo, you
• 1:04:46
  know what I mean. But like, literally, yeah, yeah, just
• 1:04:49
  literally, I'm like, hey, if I'm going to target, there's no
• 1:04:51
  reason why I feel the thought of pick pickpocketing and motherfucker on the way there
• 1:04:56
  ever crossed my mind. No, but it gets out of there how you
• 1:05:00
  look at So it's everybody pickpockets except for me. So it's I'm not the
• 1:05:08
  one to pickpocket. It's like, hey, bro, there's a wallet and
• 1:05:10
  a gun on my waist, Like, bro, the dice. Bro,
• 1:05:15
  I've been fucking waiting to draw this shit. So like I'm just I'm getting
• 1:05:18
  my tire change. Bro. It's just like the streets are hell of fucking
• 1:05:21
  active, bro, Like you just see these fudes going on the streets,
• 1:05:26
  Like zombies are all over fucking South Central. Bro, I'm talking about I
• 1:05:30
  thought that was yes, dude, there is so many fucking crazies in the
• 1:05:34
  hood now more than ever. Dog keep being more specific streets like like okay,
• 1:05:40
  so passing Vernon in Western, keep going, keep going on Western all
• 1:05:44
  the way down, passing anything from the forties to the fifties, from the
• 1:05:47
  fifties to the sixties, and from the sixties to the other way down to
• 1:05:49
  the hundreds. When you get torch to the hundreds or even close to like
• 1:05:54
  the eighties, that shit is fucking crazier. Bro, Like, you see
• 1:05:58
  his motherfucker's like retarded over them me guys like bro like like like just like
• 1:06:01
  little retarded ants, just like bro. I saw somebody I went to elementary
• 1:06:05
  school, and I knew it was him because I do this kid was a
• 1:06:09
  game banger before I saw a dude who was doing this shit in the middle
• 1:06:14
  of the fucking liquor store, just non stop and in the middle of the
• 1:06:16
  sun. And I'm just like, and I told my girl, was like,
• 1:06:19
  I went to fucking elementary with this kid. I was like, he
• 1:06:21
  got expelled because him and his homie brought a gun to school. Shit.
• 1:06:26
  So did he always have like the twitch or was it from No, he
• 1:06:28
  was a game banger. This motherfucker was out here banging in the street and
• 1:06:30
  the fucking like nineties and ship now and I look at it was like,
• 1:06:32
  look at you, You're a fucking thirty five to fucking forty year old.
• 1:06:36
  Man, I'm fucking dope in the fucking in front of the liquor store,
• 1:06:40
  and I'm just like, man, this is crazy with South Centros. Bro.
• 1:06:42
  You hear all these stories and you still want don't want guns? Oh
• 1:06:45
  I wish I could carry guns step and eleven. So yeah, but here's
• 1:06:47
  the thing though, like like even like just like like I don't know,
• 1:06:55
  I don't fucking carry my ship everywhere. I try to be very low key
• 1:06:59
  with everything. Yeah, that's why I shouldn't speak. I try to be
• 1:07:03
  very I try to be very low key with everything, even though I have
• 1:07:06
  it. Bro, Like the only time I ever feel I need to point
• 1:07:10
  like pull it out, and even then I pull it out very secretly,
• 1:07:13
  like you know what I mean, Like even when somebody's coming in my car,
• 1:07:15
  like I'll fucking put it right there like under my leg where I'm just
• 1:07:17
  like, yeah, get it gripped. And I'm just like, if this
• 1:07:19
  motherfucker does something and he pulls out a gun, you're getting blasted on me,
• 1:07:23
  like especially if you're charging towards the car. But I'm not going like,
• 1:07:26
  hey, motherfucker, don't think about it. Freeze Like I'm not a
• 1:07:29
  cop. Bro, I'm not supposed to be doing that. But like,
• 1:07:30
  if I ever feel in danger, it's not too far bro, Like I'm
• 1:07:33
  ready for this ship. But that's how you're supposed to act with a gun,
• 1:07:35
  bro. Like like it's like yeah, bro, shit, yeah,
• 1:07:40
  he's gonna say. It's like even in Texas. Man, I told you
• 1:07:42
  guys at that time, I had a shotgun pulled on me when I was
• 1:07:44
  doing pest control, and I remember the only mother I have talked about this.
• 1:07:48
  He doesn't know. I just imagining you there getting rid of roaches and
• 1:07:54
  a guy plus some with a shot away from my friend. I'm just trying
• 1:07:58
  to keep her house clean. Like it's the dude form in black, the
• 1:08:00
  big cock roast, dude water. Yeah, this situation just as a quick
• 1:08:06
  recap guy was not expecting the service. He was on my route. I
• 1:08:11
  was supposed to call him in advance to let him know we were coming.
• 1:08:14
  I didn't because I was fucking stupid and the gate was shut. I let
• 1:08:17
  myself in. So that was the three things that Like, I'm not black,
• 1:08:21
  it's cool, you know if you were black, I said it,
• 1:08:26
  I said it. Yeah, I think you didn't because if you're black and
• 1:08:30
  be me and he's on right now. No, but I was gonna say
• 1:08:32
  it's it's one of those. It's a I got on there and the guy
• 1:08:35
  meets me with his fucking shotgun and pumps it and I was just like,
• 1:08:39
  fus, I get out of the car. I mean, I am,
• 1:08:43
  I'm scared. It was definitely like terrifying to have a fucking shotgun in your
• 1:08:46
  face. But the only thing that kind of helped keep my cool is I
• 1:08:50
  was just like, Yo, we're in Texas. This dude obviously doesn't want
• 1:08:56
  people on his property. Shooting me would bring more people onto property. He
• 1:09:00
  doesn't want to fuck this up. He doesn't want to shoot me. So
• 1:09:02
  it's just like I was able to like calm down and calm him down and
• 1:09:05
  let him know that I was supposed to be there and you know, sort
• 1:09:09
  it all out. But that was the thing. It's just like that dude
• 1:09:13
  was ready to throw down if he had to, but showed it off first.
• 1:09:17
  But but but no, because he's on his property. Though he's on
• 1:09:21
  his property, he's safe. So if he did kill me, he'd have
• 1:09:25
  some bullshit to deal with, but he would have been more or less in
• 1:09:28
  the right. But the thing is is that out here in public, like
• 1:09:31
  me, I would never want to pull my piece out just to be like,
• 1:09:34
  I don't fuck with me place. Hey, look scary, stay away.
• 1:09:40
  Do you think do you think he had the right to put the gun
• 1:09:44
  on you? Absolutely? Okay, Well you know if you did that and
• 1:09:46
  Calleen you shot him, you go to jails. Your fault. Oh I
• 1:09:48
  know, it's not a standard ground state. Yeah that was that. Yeah,
• 1:09:53
  that's the rule that keep happenings. Yeah, I know that, I
• 1:09:57
  know them too. I just explained it to him, But I just don't
• 1:09:59
  think they're cool. Boy, someone goes your house, you should be able
• 1:10:00
  to shoot the funk out of them. No, Because the other thing is
• 1:10:03
  is that with a stand ground your stand your ground state. It doesn't just
• 1:10:09
  mean that because some fucking Jehovah's witness comes knocking on your door, you're allowed
• 1:10:13
  to blast them because you have a no soliciting said you said you opened the
• 1:10:16
  locked gate. What I mean Xavier wants to open the door Jehovah's what is
• 1:10:21
  it be like? Say how to Jesus? Like like Jesus for me?
• 1:10:28
  Yeah, boy, like I have a game, like dude, if I
• 1:10:30
  if I didn't do, I'll have a gate in the front that way.
• 1:10:33
  You once a second, you step over that that gate, you're in my
• 1:10:35
  property because someone's long is not their problem. Is trying to school me on
• 1:10:41
  how to use my tooling. He's talking about, you know, said mister
• 1:10:47
  no papers is telling mister what is the Second Amendment? I don't even like
• 1:10:51
  your guys own right. You guys are like, oh, too many gus,
• 1:10:55
  all of us, but we love a second Amendment, right, send
• 1:10:57
  too many guns. We just want more education, more fucking rules, and
• 1:11:01
  the fucking background check to see who's not fucking nuts, like a legitimate background
• 1:11:05
  you know, it's already tough enough to get a gun here. Yeah,
• 1:11:10
  but some of these things, bro need to fucking be taken, Like these
• 1:11:13
  are precautions that need to be taken that are not ridden in the constitution because
• 1:11:16
  they didn't think that anybody was gonna nobody was trying to mass shoot a fucking
• 1:11:19
  public hearing with a musket. Back in the day, they would stop him
• 1:11:23
  before background y, Yeah, they wouldn't have even happened. So it's like
• 1:11:27
  these all these things that are happening now, we're not even a thought.
• 1:11:29
  You have to change the rules, bro, you have to adapt. And
• 1:11:30
  that's the big thing for me is that it's like I I absolutely get packing,
• 1:11:35
  I get being ready, but at the end of the day, like
• 1:11:39
  the big golden rule is just don't pull it out unless you're ready to use
• 1:11:44
  it, because like really and truly man like, like your penis right,
• 1:11:47
  Yeah, the only keep it out then always ready. It's always pretty much
• 1:11:59
  what do you see previous in the couch? You're like, no, I
• 1:12:01
  just want to for it, like I want to imagine it might get it.
• 1:12:06
  I want imagine XG just fucking walking around downtown LA, or just fucking
• 1:12:11
  peace tucked in the back of the drawers like this, Like yeah, that's
• 1:12:15
  exactly welcome mat silence, who comes knocking. That's exactly how XAVI would be
• 1:12:21
  a gun owner. Hell yeah, who wants to heat with no silence?
• 1:12:26
  Or fuck that? Let everybody know everybody when you when you get a silence,
• 1:12:30
  sir, that's technically attempt at murder, is it? Yeah, you're
• 1:12:34
  not you're not supposed to have silence. Yeah, you're not sas you're not
• 1:12:38
  allowed to have. Plus it doesn't silent as like in the movie that ship
• 1:12:45
  does not do work like that. It just dampens the audio a little bit.
• 1:12:49
  But not No, if you're still what, you can put a potato
• 1:12:53
  in front of a silencer and then it'll still like then you make French fries.
• 1:12:56
  It's like putting a conumn on your dick. It's gonna rip. Let's
• 1:13:00
  go rip. You can like like you, I wonder how many potatoes you
• 1:13:03
  would have to put to stop a bullet in his track, Like I like
• 1:13:06
  a roll of potatoes. And then just here's a fun question, rather anybody
• 1:13:12
  with a weapon before have what? And have y'all attacked anybody with a weapon.
• 1:13:15
  I've drawn my gun. It's and you know, people trying to come
• 1:13:18
  out and bring into the car. But tight but not not like use it,
• 1:13:23
  not even like a gun, like if you just like hit somebody in
• 1:13:25
  the baseball bat? Yeah, tight, what about you? That's all the
• 1:13:30
  rules allow the rules. There's nothing that says you can't defend yourself. No,
• 1:13:35
  I don't around find No, I really like I'm like no, like,
• 1:13:38
  I don't. I like the idea that next she's the guy who's ready
• 1:13:43
  to wear the piece on his hip but doesn't want to find out. You
• 1:13:49
  don't know, it's for safety purposes. I'm telling you, if you like,
• 1:13:55
  at some point you have to find out. Bro. That's the thing
• 1:13:58
  that like, that's the thing that made our dad's different. Bro, our
• 1:14:00
  parents, like our our fathers, you know what I mean, or that
• 1:14:04
  generation, they were just like there ain't no fuck around and find out.
• 1:14:10
  We're gonna find out regardless, like you know what I mean, Like,
• 1:14:14
  that's what the mentality was. That's why, like you see that bill mentality
• 1:14:17
  or bills like there ain't no we're just gonna go around without not fixing it.
• 1:14:21
  We're fixing it. Yeah, Okay, I like that. And that's
• 1:14:25
  that's kind of like the ship that like a lot of men are lacking these
• 1:14:28
  days. Bro. And I'm saying that, you know, as a man,
• 1:14:30
  because I feel like I don't know where in the what are the conspiracy
• 1:14:34
  theorists call it the era of the demasculization of men, you know, you
• 1:14:40
  know about that error right there. Yeah, but it's like they're like,
• 1:14:43
  hey, we're just gonna make it like we can give men too much the
• 1:14:45
  options to just like stop beating very manly. So okay, well, now
• 1:14:49
  the definition of the question is what is the definition of manly. I think
• 1:14:53
  you got a long how to kill shit to survive. Your wife has to
• 1:14:56
  feel secure like you cannot, like you know what I mean, Like like
• 1:15:00
  I'm just saying that you have to have certain skills, bro, I think
• 1:15:03
  I agree with that. But I was gonna say, what about especially with
• 1:15:08
  the evolution and relationship dynamics and all this other stuff and different roles in the
• 1:15:13
  household. Uh It's like I always tell everybody, Natasha is the handyman.
• 1:15:16
  She's the one who knows how to use power tools. She's the one who's
• 1:15:19
  you know, knows how to do Uh. So I should have tagged you
• 1:15:21
  instead of Vison on my last post. What was that on the person?
• 1:15:30
  You instead of Vison? Is that you? How dare your brother? Wall
• 1:15:32
  looks fucking good, bitch? And I had the fucking gun. I knew
• 1:15:35
  how to use it, and they and Exaber didn't even paint that much.
• 1:15:40
  Right, Ray? We all did good? No, y'all did great.
• 1:15:45
  It looks beautiful in here, but Barbie's dream house. God please, But
• 1:15:50
  no, I was gonna say, uh damn, what was I saying?
• 1:15:55
  A second ago? I got derailed? I love you, I love you.
• 1:15:57
  That's what we were saying, but nah, look they were got derailed
• 1:16:00
  last night. Stupid. Why he came in here? He was like a
• 1:16:09
  folk last night. I did not say that graduation. No, I didn't
• 1:16:14
  fuck last night. They were funk last night. Everybody in the fuck.
• 1:16:16
  Hell yeah, I got last night. Boo, it's okay. I came
• 1:16:28
  in here and I was, why do you why? Why are you?
• 1:16:30
  Why are you? Why would it be like, why would you say I
• 1:16:31
  love you? Yeah? Oh why would it not? Why would you not
• 1:16:34
  say that? I mean, why would you not say you didn't fuck?
• 1:16:38
  You didn't didn't? So I'm honest. And they were sucking then, and
• 1:16:42
  then I got I got windows says they're gonna look at me like you didn't
• 1:16:45
  fut that. Yeah, he was there the Girl Show. Don't talk.
• 1:16:47
  No, No, I didn't hang no one. They came over and went
• 1:16:49
  to Golden Noma's saying you're no one. Oh wow, Yeah, I didn't
• 1:16:58
  hang out with nobody, a bunch of fuck and losers. Yeah yeah,
• 1:17:03
  So I can't lie, dude. I can't lie, dude. They literally
• 1:17:05
  saw me like before they left, somebody said the office is grimaces sex ducking
• 1:17:13
  shit. Yeah, Hey, we're gonna take phone calls too. If you
• 1:17:17
  want, somebody's gonna win a propan giveaway. I was gonna say, somebody,
• 1:17:21
  somebody out there, give us your worst first date story, your worst
• 1:17:27
  date story. Yo, you can't qualify Rock. I don't need to.
• 1:17:30
  It was like I went on the fucking date with Mandy Moore. Yeah,
• 1:17:33
  shut the fuck up, man, and my ex Hillary Duff showed up.
• 1:17:39
  It was the worst. God. Yeah, and I didn't even get to
• 1:17:43
  eat the dessert because we had her go because she was upset she didn't duff
• 1:17:45
  my Hillary. He's like that was after I did. Y'all are giving me
• 1:17:56
  a really low bar here, all right, Hillary fire, Hillary Duff is
• 1:18:00
  fire. But no Avril Lavigne, no, thank you. He's pretty hot.
• 1:18:04
  It's hot. You just she's not even like she's not Lindsay Lohan hot
• 1:18:10
  Lizzy rock Lizzy loans co Lizz. Like he was doing so much you don't
• 1:18:18
  want anything to do it. Yeah, dude, Linzy was doing so much
• 1:18:21
  coked. Pushy was driving me and you keep me and the and the beatle
• 1:18:25
  and that's me and the Beatle mine. Dude, what was the cocaine pussy
• 1:18:32
  dry ship? Yeah? This Yeah, damn, I'm trying to think,
• 1:18:36
  did you have a bad bad dating story? A bad dating story, I'm
• 1:18:41
  trying to think. I feel like I got one, because I've got a
• 1:18:44
  lot of good rejected stories, like me getting like rejected by bad about like
• 1:18:47
  I went on a bad date. Yeah, like a bad day to me.
• 1:18:53
  I will never forget this day. I remember that my dad, I
• 1:19:00
  dad took me to the her parents took me to the mall or dinner,
• 1:19:02
  and my parents were supposed to pick us up, and then my dad decided
• 1:19:05
  to come in with all his homies. So we put both of us in
• 1:19:09
  the trunk. But it was like a Silverado, so it's kind of quick.
• 1:19:12
  But I remember I was for sure going paham on her in the fucking
• 1:19:15
  back that I remember that, thanks Dad for throwing me and my girlfriend in
• 1:19:21
  the trunk. Yeah, because it was like a bad with carpet. Like
• 1:19:25
  when you say trunk at first, just so you know, I immediately imagined
• 1:19:30
  with like a fucking clothes Oh no, my bad. I meant like a
• 1:19:32
  like a Silverado truck, a truck bad, like, so we're trunk seals
• 1:19:36
  all the way over yeah yeah, yeah, And it was so I felt
• 1:19:40
  so embarrassed that picked me up from a date, and my Dad's like,
• 1:19:43
  I braw all the homies, so y'all have to go in the backpack.
• 1:19:45
  And at the end of the day it worked out. I mean I worked
• 1:19:48
  out. When you're a kid, because you're like trying to be sneaking and
• 1:19:50
  full around. Oh yeah, can you imagine not sneak for shumango, were
• 1:19:55
  listening in the back, like what's up with these fools in the back?
• 1:19:58
  Can you imagine? Can you imagine like as an adult, you're trying to
• 1:20:01
  do something super special for your lady and you're like, hey, can you
• 1:20:05
  pick me up at eight o'clock. We're gonna go out downtown to this nice
• 1:20:10
  ass restaurant. We're gonna be in suits, whatever, right, And then
• 1:20:13
  they do the same fucking thing, all the homies in the back that yeah,
• 1:20:15
  getting the trunk, getting the truck bed. Yeah. I don't even
• 1:20:18
  know where I remember that day, but I was very embarrassed and then it
• 1:20:20
  worked out. But I do remember I looked at my dad and I was
• 1:20:23
  like, dog for real, Like one time, it's like first day with
• 1:20:27
  this hot chick from my high school. Her mom dropped us off. You
• 1:20:29
  know, It's like day, because if you drop us off type of ship.
• 1:20:31
  Oh so you got the nice ride there, yeah, and the normal
• 1:20:36
  easy Yeah, what are you guys gonna watch? Dad's like you're welcome.
• 1:20:41
  Yeah. My dad looked at me. He's like, who threw it back?
• 1:20:45
  That's fucking funny. Gross, But yeah, that was a weird.
• 1:20:53
  Yeah. I thankfully haven't had too many bad like dates. I've definitely had
• 1:20:59
  day and then like at the end of the night just been like girls weird.
• 1:21:03
  I've had some good rejected stories. They're really quick, but like I
• 1:21:08
  think one of my favorite rejections was I was in high school and I was
• 1:21:12
  hanging out with this He's like my father's rejection. My father rejected me,
• 1:21:17
  no matter how many no. But uh we were I mean, this girl
• 1:21:24
  Lacy were hanging out. It was like high school. It was like I
• 1:21:26
  dropped her off and then I went back home and then she was like they're
• 1:21:30
  more or less high school equivalent of like you up. And I was like,
• 1:21:33
  oh shit, okay, and so she was like hey, like it's
• 1:21:38
  like ten or eleven o'clock at night, my parents are asleep, and they're
• 1:21:40
  like I'm hard. She was like, hey, I'm fucking I got a
• 1:21:44
  big dick right now, come over. No. But she was just like
• 1:21:46
  she was like, hey, are you up? And I was like yeah.
• 1:21:48
  She's like you want to hang out and go to the park and I
• 1:21:50
  was like that sounds intimate. Let's do it. So I go pick her
• 1:21:55
  up. So, yeah, I didn't apply with that shit. I was
• 1:22:00
  like, sure, okay, I thought you did. I was like,
• 1:22:02
  oh man, no, no, no, I got comfortable with myself,
• 1:22:08
  like that sounds sick to me. You got it. Boobies right after that,
• 1:22:12
  I thought were like and then right after that, they're gonna be like,
• 1:22:15
  I'm so glad you brought the condom. Hey, so am I going
• 1:22:18
  to see your boobies? Like yeah, no, so yeah. So I
• 1:22:23
  was like yeah, yeah, okay, cool, I'm hip. So I
• 1:22:26
  gotta go pick her up, go to the park. We're just hanging out
• 1:22:28
  talking right, and like I'm at this awkward stage in my life. I
• 1:22:31
  can't pick up on signals, so I don't know if she's sent to me
• 1:22:34
  or not. Just like, h that happened to me too, Yeah,
• 1:22:39
  And it's like one of those I was just like, Okay, I kind
• 1:22:42
  of feel like she might be waiting for me. To do something so and
• 1:22:45
  I don't normally, so let me just find the right time. So anyways,
• 1:22:47
  seats are reclined, we're just talking whatever, and I like, roll
• 1:22:51
  over and I lean down. I give her a kiss, and I guess
• 1:22:55
  her like she just goes like this, gets one finger, puts it on
• 1:22:59
  my forehead and just pushes me away. That would have gave me trauma for
• 1:23:06
  life. And I took it well. She was like, I'm so sorry
• 1:23:09
  I did it like that. I was like, honestly, it's it's kind
• 1:23:11
  of fucking funny. I would have been fucking traumatized. Man, hot,
• 1:23:15
  why would have been because he didn't even say no, you will just laugh?
• 1:23:21
  Why would you? I would have been like, there's gonna be some
• 1:23:27
  bad choices made out of this. I'm gonna kill three chickens for you.
• 1:23:31
  I'm gonna go. It was one of those. It was. I took
• 1:23:35
  it like a champ. It's also not my first time being rejected, so
• 1:23:39
  I was like, well that one was at least interesting. Yeah, everybody
• 1:23:43
  I kiss you don't know. The number is nine one one oh. Now,
• 1:23:48
  if you, if you if you want to share your worst date story
• 1:23:51
  or first date story, or any date story call up six two six seven
• 1:23:56
  six five one two eight six If you good, Yeah, make sure you
• 1:24:01
  guys call up and the best one out of the ones we get, we'll
• 1:24:05
  win a propan for you. We'll win a propan. So one of these
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  brand new propans, disposable ones. Make sure you guys, fucking god,
• 1:24:13
  you know, call up. How are you dying? What's wrong with you?
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  Bro? I can just picture someone calling nine on one. I'm hearing
• 1:24:19
  from. I'm a calling from We Don't Smoke to say. I was like,
• 1:24:24
  do you have an emergency? Y'all? I'm fucking high. I'm trying
• 1:24:27
  to I'm trying to win that propan. Prole plug me in, alright,
• 1:24:33
  alright, alright, here we go. Oh shit, what up? Thank
• 1:24:39
  you for calling that. We Don't Smoke the same podcast. Who's this?
• 1:24:44
  Hey? This is Brandon. Hey, what's up? Brandon? Where are
• 1:24:46
  you calling from? Yeah? I'm calling out from Minnesota, twin cities.
• 1:24:56
  Oh damn nice Minnesota. Salute salute everybody in. Yeah you gotta it's great.
• 1:25:02
  Yeah, Colton has no complaints. Yeah, mister Bolton. Yeah,
• 1:25:10
  yeah, that's great. It's fun, definitely worth a trip. Do you
• 1:25:14
  do you have a you have a worst date story. Yeah, actually,
• 1:25:18
  yes they do, so check it. Me and my cousin we were in
• 1:25:23
  Hannaheim. We're at this hookah loud and they used to let people go in,
• 1:25:29
  you know, in high school. He already graduated. He's two years
• 1:25:32
  older than me, right, so he's taking me with him on his blind
• 1:25:38
  day. He's like, yo, I got a girl for you. I
• 1:25:42
  was like, all right, And he's older than me and he always got
• 1:25:45
  the chicks because he was all cis and ship around town. I was like,
• 1:25:51
  damn, okay, okay, I'm the little home cousin. Well,
• 1:25:56
  you know, okay, let's see what we got. And she was bad.
• 1:26:00
  Her name started with a V. That's how bad she was. Black
• 1:26:04
  hair, no, no, but I don't even want their names. Yeah,
• 1:26:11
  we'll say okay, all right. So so you were saying black hair,
• 1:26:17
  China eyes, bro, she was Latina, She's she's dope, she's
• 1:26:23
  she's awesome. I should have hit it off. So so the story,
• 1:26:27
  check it. I threw up at a hookah lounge on the date. I
• 1:26:30
  went to the bathroom. In the bathroom, you could probably get the footage.
• 1:26:36
  It's pretty funny. Yeah, I fucking I hurried to the bathroom.
• 1:26:42
  I was like, a gootta pop the sweat. I knew where I was
• 1:26:44
  going. It was my first time at a hookah lounge. I'm like seventeen
• 1:26:49
  eighteen. They're trying to show off because I threw up at a hookah bar,
• 1:26:54
  trying to because I was trying to show off to some bitches. Yeah
• 1:26:58
  that was me. Yeah, you're just huffing basically I came out. Yeah.
• 1:27:02
  Bro, it was the worst. If you ever like have that feeling,
• 1:27:05
  well you had to throw up off a hookah, You're just like in
• 1:27:09
  the worst. It's like taking a lipper for the dip, chewing tobacco,
• 1:27:13
  the spins, major spins. It was. It was so embarrassing because it
• 1:27:18
  was my first blind day with his one of his friends of his age,
• 1:27:23
  and I'm two years younger and they're two years older than me, and I'm
• 1:27:26
  like trying to be the cool little cousin and I bro, I threw U
• 1:27:31
  Bro, damn I threw kay and what basically shined up? Sorry go ahead
• 1:27:41
  she found out? Yeah dude, Yeah, so they knew. They're like,
• 1:27:48
  yeah, what's this fool in there for? And Dean fucking fucking my
• 1:27:54
  cousin D comes in and he's like, bro, what's the previous? So
• 1:28:01
  I go back out in like five minutes or so, right, yeah,
• 1:28:05
  and I'm I'm I'm already got the spins. I already think I feel like
• 1:28:11
  shit, she's bad. I fucked this solved up for him me her especially
• 1:28:16
  all right, I'm like, fuck me, man, I'm like, damn.
• 1:28:23
  And so yeah, so they end up knowing we So there's more a
• 1:28:28
  story. I think, no, that's a separate story with her. But
• 1:28:30
  yeah, so there's another story, but I can't add it on because two
• 1:28:34
  different occasions. But basically, more of the story is the worst day she
• 1:28:41
  ended up hooking up with someone her age of his friend group. Damn,
• 1:28:47
  that was my that was my moment with her. Bro, you're a really
• 1:28:53
  good wing for that other y. Yeah, you're a good wing man for
• 1:28:56
  your for your bro. I call it a bitch, a homie hopper,
• 1:28:59
  omie hopper, homie hopping that she should have took care of your dog.
• 1:29:03
  She should have got your toothpage. Yeah, she should have. She should
• 1:29:08
  have, she should have been there. I can't stand homiere you anyway.
• 1:29:11
  So you telling me if you went on a blind date she started throwing up,
• 1:29:14
  and be your duty to go get her tooth brush and take care of
• 1:29:15
  her depends on how she is, because yeah, if I take care of
• 1:29:20
  her while she's throwing up, she shows me one, you know what I
• 1:29:23
  mean? Heh Yeah, Now, damn been keeping saying, so you've been
• 1:29:32
  keeping Yeah, you've been keeping tasting. She must have been real hot.
• 1:29:36
  Then gotta keep seeing the bikini picks. Yeah, I was gonna say that.
• 1:29:44
  What's your name again? Mark? Yeah, Brandon, let's go.
• 1:29:48
  Brandon's right, let's go Brandon. All right, So so Brandon Brandon in
• 1:29:54
  Minnesota. He shared the first story. Stay tuned towards the end because we're
• 1:29:57
  gonna pick one out of what is it? What story out about? So
• 1:30:00
  far? You're the first one, and if you're the only one, you're
• 1:30:01
  probably the winner. So stay tuned till the end. We're almost there.
• 1:30:04
  Appreciate really good everybody call I hope not but everyone out. Yeah, and
• 1:30:11
  then definitely send me a like if you if you are the whoever the winner
• 1:30:15
  is, just DM me and I'll take care of you, all right,
• 1:30:16
  thank you, Yeah, thank you. Up. If anybody, if anybody
• 1:30:23
  wants to call up and share their next story, Go ahead and call up
• 1:30:25
  right now. The number is what is it? Six two six seven six
• 1:30:30
  five twelve eight six? I guess worst date, projection story, whatever it
• 1:30:34
  is. If you got a good story like that, just just share it.
• 1:30:38
  This motherfucker came back in. You have you're thrown up on the date.
• 1:30:42
  Yeah, I'm cocaine though. If you threw up on cocaine all the
• 1:30:45
  time, stop doing bumps so big. I don't do them anymore. Period
• 1:30:50
  almost a year, almost a year, sag. Good for you. Whatever
• 1:30:54
  you know. We're in August. We're in August. Hey, we'll AFC
• 1:30:58
  win the title again. I told him, if they don't him going back,
• 1:31:02
  I've heard it here. First, guys going Arizona, Arizona. Shout
• 1:31:10
  of Scottsdale. Damn this what up? Thank you for calling. We don't
• 1:31:15
  smoke the same. What's this? I'm gonna elevator? Brot that wait for
• 1:31:25
  a word, bro? What yeah? What up? Bro? What are
• 1:31:29
  you calling from? I'm calling from Arizona, doll with close. What's up?
• 1:31:33
  Dog shit? You got a good story for us? Tell us about
• 1:31:36
  a date? Baby? Oh course? O coorse bro? What's your name?
• 1:31:41
  First? Kitties, what is it? Straight up. It was like,
• 1:31:48
  what are you doing that? Now you're breaking You're break, you're breaking
• 1:31:51
  up. Bro, This wasn't an elevator. Hey, get get up,
• 1:31:55
  Get off the elevator. First, we can't hear you food on the elevator.
• 1:32:00
  Yeah, where'd you hear me? There? We go? Yeah yeah
• 1:32:03
  yeah yeah yeah, Now you sound beat. So first of all, what's
• 1:32:06
  her name? Fo? Yeah? My name is Milton Doug. Okay,
• 1:32:11
  for sure? What I Milton from Arizona? All right, tell us your
• 1:32:15
  story. All right, So there's this girl. She hit me up in
• 1:32:20
  the afternoon. She's like, what you doing? Am I not much?
• 1:32:25
  You know, one thing needs to another. I go pick rope, we
• 1:32:28
  get some food, and we stopped by a circle, kay to get some
• 1:32:31
  dreams. So it's build enough to be a good night I am. We
• 1:32:35
  pull it to the park, bro, because you know we're young. I
• 1:32:39
  don't really have anywhere to go. Yeah, hey, bro, but I
• 1:32:45
  got that five percent ten all around and only see inside my car. I
• 1:32:51
  would use the slide that's the pouse. Yeah bro, we'll tell on wheels.
• 1:32:59
  So we started making out the issues after the food, like we're drunk
• 1:33:04
  and eating she put she moves my hand on her tits on my right bed,
• 1:33:10
  and I make your lean back. I make your lean back, and
• 1:33:15
  I pull your shirt off and I started sucking on that like going crazy right
• 1:33:19
  right? Bro? I felt it through the body, Like why do I
• 1:33:27
  feel something moving through you? Next thing? No, dog, I hear
• 1:33:32
  fucking hood and they're ship on my on my head. Bro. Oh we're
• 1:33:41
  suing next? Bro? What doesn't even have to happen? I don't even
• 1:33:47
  know, Bro. I was licking it like with the with the pearl twister.
• 1:33:51
  You know that, broight? Now haven't problemised, I'm telling you,
• 1:34:00
  Bro, I'm like, well, what did you guys eat? You already
• 1:34:06
  know we have fucking cane, So whatever you do, don't drink he came,
• 1:34:12
  don't drink any cane. Don't drink eat canes and stuck on. Yeah.
• 1:34:17
  Were they big as titties? Bro, They're like double bees at least,
• 1:34:24
  you know? Yeah? So did that bitch can eat hot? There
• 1:34:28
  was a lot of throp on you. Did you ever did all? Right?
• 1:34:33
  Here here's the question out. Did you uh did you ever like meet
• 1:34:38
  up with her again? Or was that kind of just like you're like nah,
• 1:34:41
  never again? Amen, let's should say I'm young and the options are
• 1:34:46
  low. I hit her up again. Hot's honesty, right there, dude.
• 1:34:56
  Also, yeah, you know what, good for you man being able
• 1:34:58
  to go on? How good was it up after? Hey man, it
• 1:35:02
  was worth it. That's all I got. Good guys made not finished last
• 1:35:08
  week. She lets a win is a win, hey man. It sounds
• 1:35:13
  like a win. It sounds like you just had a speed bump. Salute
• 1:35:15
  to you, Milton, Thank you, thank you for calling. Stay tuned.
• 1:35:19
  Towards the end, we're gonna pick up one of you guys right now.
• 1:35:21
  It's two stories. We're gonna hopefully get one more in. Will the
• 1:35:26
  third one have vomit involved in it? I know that's crazy, obviously,
• 1:35:30
  Thank you for calling, Milton, Stay tuned, my homie of course,
• 1:35:33
  good show, Thank you, thank you. I had, I had.
• 1:35:38
  I got a call from my homie one time. This tablet, by the
• 1:35:40
  way, has been the best thing we ever like. We need more and
• 1:35:44
  more, wait till we get the lighted sicker. Yeah, dude, people
• 1:35:47
  call in and tell us all kinds of questions and shit, Oh my no
• 1:35:50
  right, no, so oh I got a call like that. My homie
• 1:35:54
  called me one time and I was like, why you call me at three
• 1:35:56
  four in the morning because I usual I thought he got like a t or
• 1:35:59
  something. He's like, I was like, I thought you were with your
• 1:36:00
  girl or whatever, and he's like, dog, we went out and we
• 1:36:03
  were sleeping and I threw up on her hair and that bitch kicked me off
• 1:36:06
  the house. Oh yeah, guys, bitch, but yeah, dog threw
• 1:36:13
  up all you know how they were like spooning like a spoon and all our
• 1:36:16
  hairs will call me all like all kinds of sad. Because she was like,
• 1:36:20
  they're kind of already on thin ice already. Oh yeah, it was
• 1:36:26
  on thin eyes type of ship and this and this will call me. And
• 1:36:29
  to this day I was like, bro, he just threw up all over
• 1:36:30
  hair. Hair. Somebody said that will sucked on rest titties, reservation titties.
• 1:36:39
  If you guys got one more story, we're gonna give it till twelve.
• 1:36:41
  And they're Rock Sampson doing the close out or no, yes, sir,
• 1:36:43
  all right, Rock Sampson will have a beat clothes out for you guys.
• 1:36:45
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• 1:36:49
  what gifts they I will be hooking you guys up. I think it's gonna
• 1:36:53
  think I'm gonna hit up the hit Kit. I have an order that I
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  ordered from so I will have high and Hungry items. I will have the
• 1:36:59
  high hung gre uh stash boxes ready to go with the lighters. I bought
• 1:37:02
  a lot of them, so they have My logos are going up on the
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  site. And I got the o g Kid, the one that has the
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  lighter with the two joints in the plastic. So salute to you guys that
• 1:37:12
  you know we'll purchase those from the website, and you know they cut some
• 1:37:14
  of them come preloaded, uh, you know for you guys getting that special
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  gift. But yeah, thank you so much to the hit Kid. But
• 1:37:20
  yeah, I'm working on the next piece of Mercury guys. Last one.
• 1:37:23
  You guys got the bucket hats this month August, I'm working on something different.
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  Texas. All right here, it's fucking bail. Thanks for calling them.
• 1:37:33
  We don't smoke the same podcast. Who's this? What up? David?
• 1:37:40
  Can you get close through the phone? Alright? Alright, all right,
• 1:37:46
  I can hear you perfect now, David. What are you calling from?
• 1:37:49
  Texas? Gabriel, No, I'm from Checkting but I live in Colorado,
• 1:37:55
  alright, Mile High City. What is it? Yeah? I like
• 1:37:59
  them? So you so you got a story for us or what? Yeah?
• 1:38:04
  Man, this was a girl I used to mess with and I had
• 1:38:06
  just turned like twenty ones. I was able to drink and stuff. And
• 1:38:11
  I met with this girl that she was in high school, right, and
• 1:38:14
  she told me she was eighteen. Oh they're fucking with They're pretty fine girl.
• 1:38:16
  And she was like a black and Asian chick. And I went and
• 1:38:21
  I would always go overnight, you know, to go fuck with her basically,
• 1:38:26
  and it already have been sucking with her for maybe like four or five
• 1:38:29
  times. So this time I'm like, fucking, I might take some ecstasy.
• 1:38:32
  I took some beers. Oh they're fucking with her. All of a
• 1:38:38
  sudden, like no, no, no, I just did. I didn't
• 1:38:42
  tell her. And yeah, so I still had coronas in the car.
• 1:38:46
  I got off and I'm over here fucking with this chick. So I'm wearing
• 1:38:50
  a T shirt nothing else. Man, She's just giving me head. All
• 1:38:55
  of a sudden, this fucking dude opens up. This dude opens up the
• 1:38:58
  window and he's like, hey, what are you doing? What? Dog
• 1:39:03
  over there Donald. I'm like, man, so this dude, like,
• 1:39:08
  what's her boyfriend? He jumped in the window and he's like, hey,
• 1:39:11
  you know you fucking just opened hands, slaps his chick right in front of
• 1:39:15
  me. Hold this chick. This chick runs out, and of course it's
• 1:39:24
  just me and him and I'm half naked. Bro Like we started wrestling.
• 1:39:30
  Yeah, man, she she starts coming at me and I'm fucking wrestling with
• 1:39:32
  this dude. He was a big dude, man like, chunkier than me.
• 1:39:34
  So het him on me and I'm like, fuck, where your pants
• 1:39:38
  at? Yeah, like they're not there? Well they were off. I
• 1:39:43
  was just a T shirt fighting somebody dressing. I just had a T shirt.
• 1:39:48
  Yeah, I had a T shirt and some socks. That was it.
• 1:39:50
  Man. And now all of a sudden, this dude comes in the
• 1:39:56
  door and it's a big I mean it's a big ass white dude. And
• 1:39:59
  I'm like, I never met her parents and she's black and Asian, and
• 1:40:02
  I'm like, who's this dude? He has white dude? It was her
• 1:40:04
  father. She was adopted. What no, Oh my god, so you're
• 1:40:10
  just the mom in front of her exam this dude. They caught this girl
• 1:40:13
  sucking dick, her dad and her boyfriend. Yeah, and then the mom
• 1:40:17
  looks and the mom comes into and she's Indian. You know this. I'm
• 1:40:24
  trying to pull my shirt down, man, because my shirt was kind of
• 1:40:26
  short, right, So I'm trying to pull my shirt down because the mom
• 1:40:29
  walked in, you know, and she's kind of looking at my shirt from
• 1:40:32
  behind. The dude like, hey, what are you looking at it?
• 1:40:34
  You're Indian, you know what I mean? So yeah, right, the
• 1:40:41
  dad acknowledges a boyfriend. Hey, I forget his name. He was like,
• 1:40:44
  hey, like, I know you, but who are you? He's
• 1:40:45
  like, and you're rolling ball? Like, man, yeah, he still
• 1:40:50
  got his oh my god, teacher. Yeah, he's he's rolling balls right,
• 1:40:55
  Like yeah, I'm rolling, dude. And the dad's like no.
• 1:41:00
  The dad's like, you can't get dressed, stay naked. So he made
• 1:41:02
  me stay. Yeah, like I'm purpose, I guess, and I'm like,
• 1:41:08
  I fucked. I was thinking about jumping through the window and leaving.
• 1:41:11
  I'm like, what the fuck do I do? All of a sudden,
• 1:41:15
  no, the dad goes, hey, man, I can call a couple
• 1:41:17
  of my buddies up, or I can call the cops. And I'm like,
• 1:41:21
  oh shit, this is gonna call some dudes to beat my ass up
• 1:41:24
  or something, you know, like, fock, what do I do?
• 1:41:27
  You know what? They call the cops? You were doing? I was
• 1:41:30
  getting your dick sucked. Yeah. He didn't give me. Yeah, he
• 1:41:34
  didn't give me an option. He was saying, I don't know if I'm
• 1:41:36
  going to call my friends or the cops. I'm like, fuck right.
• 1:41:40
  So all of a sudden, the cops get there and it's these two wide
• 1:41:44
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• 1:46:34
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  So that's crazy. She's counseling kids and ship. Now how did not
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  take a vote right now. Thank you so much for calling in, bro.
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  There was so there was so many left turns right turns. Yo.
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  bar and there's a problem now. Yeah. It was like when I was
• 1:48:39
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  and these girls that looked like they were part of a sorority came up and
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  wanted everybody to sign their chest. Luckily, I was the last one to
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• 1:49:00
  not fucking gonna just sign titties without establishing that this person's off age. Like
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  Leave the building? All right? So who are we voting for? Who
• 1:49:44
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  that was that was great. Uh yeah, so salute, salute to salute
• 1:50:49
  to the callers that called in. It's not gonna be the last time we
• 1:50:53
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• 1:51:01
  working on at craft Beer Kings. So at uh Huntington Beach, It's a
• 1:51:05
  bigger location, bigger booths, a lot more space, and the goodie bags
• 1:51:11
  are getting better. So man, that last one was so much fun.
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  Dude. Oh, this craft Beer Kingsland is about to be crazy. I
• 1:51:17
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• 1:51:21
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• 1:51:45
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  So make sure you guys. Uh, I'm gonna let you guys know.
• 1:52:04
  As soon as I get details, I'm supposed to go check out the
• 1:52:08
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• 1:52:15
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• 1:52:21
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