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Lotta Snake Stuff · Podcast - Big 98.7

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  It is now time for the long waited round of a hypothetical situation game.
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  We give each other some brutal scenarios, we think about them, and we
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  find out. What do you do? Are you ready for this? I'm
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  telling you this might be my best work yet. Yeah, get after it
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  all right. You're out enjoying a nice afternoon lunch with your wife. Of
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  course, you're at a Chinese buffet. Oh, I know, I know.
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  I'm getting you, get you excited. You finish, just deless,
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  delicious, You're stuffed, and of course the last thing is to open your
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  fortune cookie. You open it and it says, Pike, You're never allowed
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  to go back to any China buffet ever again, ever again, unless you
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  A quit your band low standards, or B spend an entire day, an
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  entire day tied to your bed with a room full of snakes. So far,
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  Oh jesus, what do you do? Probably just crumpled the fortune cookie
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  up and throw it around. I know you can't. I wouldn't do either.
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  Is that an option? Because this is the whole game. A or
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  B, Pike, you're quitting the band, or you're tied to a tied
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  to a bed. Well, I can't whole day and snakes are getting after
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  you. Is anybody else in the room? Nope? Just you. By
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  the way, we are live on Facebook. Good morning to Ashley Marie.
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  She says she's quitting the band. She's out. Okay, easy for Ashley
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  to say. I even poured your heart and soul into this thing for the
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  last ten years. I guess I'll take my chance with the Snakes. I
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  don't really I know how much you hate snakes. Obviously it's gonna be the
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  worst day of my life. But oh boys, boys, it keeps the
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  band again. Okay, all right, Amanda, you're elected president this fall.
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  My chance is pretty good. Right now, your first day on the
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  job, you're curling your hair in the Oval office when your chief of staff
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  comes running and screaming, missus President, answer the phone. It's Putin.
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  He's online one. You answer the phone, and Vladimir picks up. He
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  says, missus President, we have a plans to attack America. Oh yeah,
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  but we will restrain ourselves under one condition. And this is a pure
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  coincidence. But you have to eat a snake on live TV. So,
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  Amanda, Snake, what do you do? Good morning? By the way,
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  to Kayla On Kayla, you tune in just in time. I would
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  eat the snake. I'm not a weirdo. I think I've actually tried rattlesnake
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  before. Yeah, but you didn't eat it live, like live TV or
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  a live snake both. Yeah. I'm going to save the nation. Are
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  you you understand the snake is living, It's not just deep sitting there with
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  the fork. You're gonna have to cut it. Figure it out. Yeah,
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  how are you going to cut it? I am the president of the
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  United States of America. I will to figure it out. I will protect
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  this nation. You don't like our odds if they were to try something.
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  I don't know much about the kind of regime are you running. You don't
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  know the way we never know. You don't have the nukes ready to go.
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  Also, good morning to candas. Ashley says, Nope, no snake.
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  I know more snakes. I don't know what you have written for this
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  next what you do, but let's just eliminate any This one is horrifying.
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  Okay, take a deep breath. Snakeless. I hope snakeless your task with
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  the help of moving a relative And of course you say yes, you're so
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  helpful Pike. So you bring that Nissan Ultima right on over and you load
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  up that bad boy. You're driving over to the residence when all of a
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  sudden you hear a voice from the back seat. It's just you and the
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  blong means you slam on the brakes. You turn around because what could that
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  possibly be in the back seat talking? You turn around and all you see
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  it's not a snake. It is a porcelain doll just sitting there and it
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  just said high Pike. So, Pike, what do you do? These
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  are getting worse and worse? Is so good? A porcelain is talking?
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  Yes, I guess I just talk back. See what the deal is?
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  Really? You don't freak out that a porcelain doll is in your back seat?
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  Or are they just chatting? You don't know yet. Anything could happen,
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  could kill you. It could be a chucky kind of porcelain. Okay,
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  well, I guess I would probably get out of the car. What
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  you're the one making this no fun. You're just gonna say oh hi and
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  keep driving. You're not spooked at all that a porcelain doll's talking to you?
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  Yeah? Wait, I don't know this. It would be weird.
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  This would be wild. Of course, supernatural thing is happening, and I
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  guess I would probably tell people about it, like, hey, guys,
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  like you won't believe this, but I got this doll and it's talking.
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  Oh no, and everyone be like, no way, can we come see
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  it? I'd be like, yeah, I guess. I don't know if
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  it's gonna kill us or not. I haven't really gotten to that point.
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  But live on Facebook. There's a guy named Nick Linder. You might remember
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  him. Oh yeah, you filled it on the show once, best day
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  I've had in a while. He did say, wow, you guys need
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  me back. And the worst one it's true your husband. He was so
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  proud of these today. I mean I was, I think he is.
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  At what point did you feel pride writing those? Angela said, the doll's
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  going out the window? All right, we got one left here. I
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  am sorry. Maybe Nick can come next Friday. Oh man, that's so
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  Amanda final, What do you do you're out at the Red River Valley Fair
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  tonight when you're invited on stage to join the Goo Goo Dolls. What a
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  moment? What a moment. All you can taste is this moment when Johnny
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  Resink, the lead singer, says, Amana, come up here. We
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  would like you to fill in and sing one song your choice. Any song
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  doesn't even have to be a goo goo doll song. So Amanda, really
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  take your pick, easy, beasy, what do you do for real?
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  I start singing fast Car. I've we've been listening to it on a rebate,
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  and that's what I would want them to sing. I would love like
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  that, obviously dolls, Fast Car rendition, and I bet it would be
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  a maz But it's you singing oh yeah, well yeah, I know the
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  words. That's gonna be embarrassing for everybody. That's a good sing along that's
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  going to ruin the evening, potentially the entire summer. Not a what song?
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  What song do you think I would go with? Oh slide? Maybe?
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  I don't know. No, you gave me an option to get off
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  the goo goo dolls have already done. We're gonna maybe take a break from
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  doing this for a while, like an in the morning, Big nay eight
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  point seven? Did you already ready? That's see is piping hot today?
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  No, Amanda stills the Sea, We see Bronzi My Park Company Real Tours.
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  Are you on a Grande in a little bit of trouble because she sat
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  down for an interview and was asked her ideal dinner guest and said this,
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  I've been Jeffrey Dahmer's pretty fascinating. I think I would love to him,
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  like, you know, maybe with a third party or something. But her
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  voice changes over the years. Really everything about her has been quite annoying.
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  But that answer, Yeah, I mean, I'm not going to crucify her
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  for it, because I've said way worse things. But I know the families
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  of the victims are not happy. Yeah, they're not happy about it.
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  People just thought it was very odd, but you kind of brought it up
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  earlier about just the fascination you have maybe questions like what what in the world,
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  like if you had questions for somebody. Yeah, it's fascinating true crime
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  in general. I mean, it's like a giant section of the entertainment industries.
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  People being obsessed with actual crimes where people were actually killed. And I
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  think there's a meme out there where it's basically like, you know, somebody
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  got imagine getting murdered in cold blood, only for years later somebody to change
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  the episode because it was too quote boring, you know what I mean.
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  Imagine you're on some murder mystery show and somebody like that. There's some datelines
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  that I'm kind of like, ah, this one's not hidden. Yeah,
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  switch, Oh, they don't actually solve the case, boring. I want
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  to know who did it. So that point, Michael Jackson was over five
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  hundred million dollars in debt at the time. I'm of his debt his death.
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  Now we have these new court documents that say he owed more than sixty
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  five different creditors. Now, remember the night before he died, he was
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  performing, he was doing his dress rehearsal. He was ready to go back
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  out on tour and just make a ton of money. That was kind of
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  his comeback plan to pay a lot of this off. They kind of went
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  through all of his finances, saying, not only was he donating to charities
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  but was great, But there were so many gifts, travel, art,
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  furniture, jewelry. I know. But then again, I mean, I
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  remember getting my first credit card. It had a five hundred dollars limit and
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  I maxed it out and I remember just one shot. Well, okay,
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  I didn't know if you bought like one purchase. I just remembered thinking I'll
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  never recover from this. I'm absolutely crippled right now. I'll with the interest
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  payments on that, I'll never be able to get out of this debt.
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  Man very relatable to Michael Jackson's five hundred and I've never thought about this,
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  but the host of Prices right, Drew Carey talking about the over the top
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  behavior as a co testines when they're down there, I mean, they're very
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  excited about it, and I just thought, yeah, I would be jacked
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  if I was a part of the showcase, showdown, or if I got
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  a chance to spin the wheel or any of them. But it was one
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  of the idiots that gets called up there and never actually even makes it past
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  this exactly, even just like the rundown. I mean that moment, you'd
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  say probably fifty percent of America has dreamt of that. I don't know a
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  wild stat to throw out, but maybe I feel like over fifty shooting a
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  little high. Listen, we all fantasize it, but from time to time,
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  I'm sure I would fall. I would get too excited, I'd fall
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  down the stairs. Or you see those people who just make it because you
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  get nervous and you think, oh, this is easy, but if you're
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  not paying attention to everybody else's numbers and the price of it to get uh,
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  some people you just want to pinch because they're just so dumb. I
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  know. It's it's interesting, but he is saying that a lot of the
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  contestants had been drinking, partaking in recreational pharmaceuticals. Really acting as though this
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  is what's normal for most of the people that are going to this, Well,
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  they're mostly on vacation. I'm sure. In fact, maybe I went
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  to over one spring break. We went to Los Angeles and one morning we
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  went to the set of The Prices, Right, we waited in line.
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  You gotta wait in line for like hours to get time. Is it there?
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  So? Like I remember it aired here at ten am and it's live.
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  Yeah, I mean you got you got to get there, so that's
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  two am. I don't know. It was early enough for me to go.
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  Guys, not my idea of spring break. Standing in the line,
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  you did. I wait for a little bit and then I called it.
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  So, yeah, we left. Have your friends ever been able to forgive
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  you for that? You got a chance to call it off. I think
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  we all agreed we were twenty one, it was spring break and we were
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  standing in the line to get into prices. Right. I think we made
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  the right move. And was it Drew or Bob? It's been Bob for
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  years? What true? Sorry? When did you take over? It's been
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  like eighteen years, right, has it? It's been a long time.
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  It's longer than you think. Trending now metal now will Last night the debate
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  was very interesting and I think it left a lot of Democrats wondering what is
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  next for the Democratic candidates. There was plenty of criticism, of course,
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  of misinformation by Trump, but most of the talk after the debate was the
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  poor performance by Biden. Multiple people were in a state of panic, and
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  I guess they don't know where you go from there. I don't know.
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  I'm u, are you able to make a right turn at this point?
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  I mean, change candidates? I don't know, I think, but I
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  did enjoy the one particular moment, and that is I think was one of
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  the most mind blowing things for me because as a parent with two kids and
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  childcare and just the crisis were in and that was the question that was asked,
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  not once but twice. Both candidates did not answer, and all of
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  a sudden this happens. You can see he is six for five and only
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  twenty three founds twenty thous Well, you said sixty four to two hundred anyway,
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  that's anyway. Just take a look at what he says he is.
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  Take a look at what he is. Look. I'd be happy to have
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  a driving contest, toy Rema. I got my handicap, which when I
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  was vice president down to a six. Oh. By the way, I
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  told you before, I'm happy to play golf. If you carry your own
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  bag, I think you can do it. That's the biggest rub. Here's
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  a six handicap of all. I was an eight handicap. Yeah, eight,
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  But I sing, I know you swing. Let's not act like children.
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  Well listen, and I know you wanted to hear about childcare, Amanda,
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  But for me, I appreciate it because you know, I'll be honest.
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  I was kind of on the fence, and a couple of the key
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  issues I wanted to hear about were Trump's height and weight and Joe Biden's handicap.
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  Ye on the golf course. So do you believe any of that information?
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  Well, when he says he was down to a six handicap. No,
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  I don't believe that because I know, having also been down to a
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  six handicap myself in the Great Year of twenty twenty, and I know that
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  that he was not. No, there's no way. I know there's no
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  Trump. I mean, say what you want about guy can ding it off
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  the tee. I mean he can move it out there probably two thirty and
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  I don't think Biden is doing that. You don't think so well. A
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  lot of people were left joking and saying, why don't we just, you
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  know, let them play around to golf to see who can be the president?
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  To that idea. About halfway through the debate, I guess the Democratic
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  Party had said, Oh, Biden, he's got a cold, he's been
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  sick, and that's why nobody could understand him or hearing. I don't know
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  about that, but feeling like maybe that's not the truth. They so it's
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  a whispery. It's hard to understand. It was kind of trailing off.
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  As for Trump's pick for VP, it is still not known. In attendance
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  last night, of course, was Governor Burgham, Marco Rubio, and JD.
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  Vant. After the debate, Governor Burgham was interviewed and would not say
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  if you know. He was asked, he kind of tried to avoid the
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  question. He later did say that Trump is the only one who knows.
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  Trump has announced that during the RNC and Milwaukee would start on July fifteenth,
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  he will let the world know who he is going to have as a running
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  mate. And it's all that. There was the NBA Draft last night,
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  and for the first time an NBA history, a father son duo will be
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  playing in the league. At the same time, the Lakers and their fifty
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  fifth pick went with Bronnie James. The Lebron and Bronni now will be on
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  a team together for a year until Lebron decides to hang her up. This
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  has been the plan for literally years because he's not like he wouldn't have been
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  drafted otherwise. But that's I mean, it's cool, pretty cool, cool
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  for both of them. It'll be cool. I don't know if he'll ever
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  even stick in the NBA. But I'm not a great NBA mind. You
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  know who wasn't it your first time watching when the d Wolves finally made it,
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  when they were no stop it. I have a die hard you decided
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  to get the d Wolves, Jersey. I have been a die hard Wolves
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  fan for thirty years. God, you know who I saw was going to
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  be in attendance. Remember Ken Griffy Junior, the baseball player. Well,
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  him and his dad played on the same team. So it's happened in baseball.
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  They hit back to back runs, but they said they're going to be
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  the at the first game to watch. Interesting was you and your dad ever
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  playing a baseball team together? We did not. I played on the same
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  softball team as my dad. One. See that's good. It was pretty
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  emotional, all right. Weather today, once the clouds roll out of here,
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  we're supposed to get some sunshine this afternoon and a high of eighty one.
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  And Amanda in the morning on SIG seven, would you agree with me
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  that the American dream? I mean, we work our whole lives, but
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  the dream is to be able to comfortably retire on a home and so that
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  you can get into little arguments like this with your neighbor. This elderly couple,
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  Amanda had a little boundary issue. Oh yeah, with their yards.
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  There was a tree that was basically directly on the property line. Oh gosh,
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  that's gotta be just brutal. Because like, who's supposed to be cutting
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  it? Yeah, that's tough. Okay, Well, the two neighbors were
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  bickering because there was birds nesting in the said tree and damaging the driveway of
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  the other neighbor with their droppings dropping down. Yes, never fun. Yeah,
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  Well, three years went on. They were constantly bickering about those dang
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  birds. What are you gonna do about it? And so finally they just
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  took action on their own and this neighbor, who is fed up with the
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  birds, literally sliced the tree in half the long way. Yeah, it's
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  probably not gonna survive. I don't know a whole lot about trees, but
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  when one half is gone, I don't know if it's gonna gonna last.
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  Well it so far is this photo is incredible. I mean literally, just
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  this tree is perfectly cut in half long again the long way. And now
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  after they thought that would just solve the problem, it's created a new issue.
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  You know, you can imagine like a cartoon where there's a bunch of
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  leaks coming out of a wall and you plug one, but then another springs
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  open, sort of what happened here. Because somebody saw the tree and left
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  a Google review commenting on how interesting the tree was. Well, suddenly people
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  started showing up to the house. Oh stop it. So now it's like
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  a tourist attraction. Well, a tourist attraction, yeah what you kind of
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  combined terrorists and tourists, like a really bad tourist would be a tour But
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  no, I mean yes, it's become essentially a tourist attraction. It has
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  now received several Google reviews, one that says interesting tree that was cut in
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  half due to a feud between two neighbors. Oh so people know the backstory?
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  Yeah, well yeah they started. Now all the Google reviews do so.
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  Yes, it's a little bit of a historical landmark. Really, the
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  tree is gonna die, right, I would think so at some point.
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  I mean, I don't know. They probably let the roots stay in so
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  I don't know if it can rebuild itself. I don't know what kind of
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  tree it is. It's a big tree. And I say it almost daily.
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  It's hard to come by good mature trees. You're not wrong. I
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  live in West Fargo. Trust me, you got those little pitolly ones.
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  Man. I mean, maybe your kids's kids might get to enjoy him.
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  If I'm lucky, you won't be around it a minute in the morning.
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  Get up on dig I'll say it. What's your biggest turn on? What
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  gets you going wow right away this morning? Okay, before you answer that,
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  I want to gross people out whatever you might come on, Oh,
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  come on. See if you agree with the survey, sixty nine percent of
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  adults say the biggest turn on around the house is a clean house. Oh
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  yeah, if my husband's unloading the dishwasher, yeah, I'm gonna go and
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  be like thank you baby. Yeah, they say, what just like you,
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  man, the simple act of seeing your partner clean is a turn on.
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  That's awesome. So the actual not just coming home to a clean house.
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  You gotta actually see him doing it, right. I don't know.
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  There's like if I see my wife down scrubbing like kind of the base of
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  the toilet, like I while I do appreciate it, I mean there are
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  sexier positions, you know what I mean, Like you just kind of get
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  down the grunting, you know, kind of hands and knees. It's not
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  like, yeah, I see, I guess it's more of just like the
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  act of like doing it. It's not like the physical down and all of
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  that. Bike I don't think, Oh okay, gotcha. Just sixty seven
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  percent believe a clean, fresh, smelling home would make them more likely to
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  quote get fresh with the partner. The thing is is, when you have
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  a clean home, and you know, I'm kind of a weirdo about a
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  clean house, you just have all the more reason to relax. You don't
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  feel like there's anything else you gotta do. You got a candle going,
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  you open a bottle of wine, the house is clean. I mean,
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  you're just setting that is a setup for success. But then again, on
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  the other side of it, it's like if I got a clean, like
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  spotless house, just cleaned it, bed is made, fresh linens, you
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  think I want to get in there and mess it up. There's nothing better
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  than pulling down the covers to a fresh bed. Are you kidding me?
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  I understand, but I'm saying, but you don't even want to jump in
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  it. I'll jump in it. I'm just saying what they're suggesting is you
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  just want to get in there and you know, rattle the headboard a bit,
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  which I you know it's for me. It's sort of the opposite when
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  you kind of got a see sloppy, stanky bedroom, No that's like kind
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  of reminds me of college.