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Shane Gillis Returns | Son of a Boy Dad #376 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 5: front yard. All right, ready we get I'm so red.
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  Speaker 5: All righty, Welcome back to the Son of a Boy
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  Speaker 5: Dad podcast Today. It is February sixteenth.
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  Speaker 6: It is.
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  Speaker 5: What time is it? Three?
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  Speaker 6: You know?
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  Speaker 1: Most to fifty two to.
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  Speaker 5: Fifty two early, early start, and we are joined by
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  Speaker 5: special guest Shane Gillis.
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  Speaker 6: Hey, how's it going.
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  Speaker 4: You got a good voice there at the beginning.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, thank you, I appreciate it. Well, I've got it
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  Speaker 5: down to it.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And the ads you're good at the ads.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, thank you. That means a lot. That means a
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  Speaker 5: lot to the advertise.
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  Speaker 6: Serious, I listened. I'm going to have listen to his ads.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: I struggled sometimes because they send Frank was gonna be
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  Speaker 5: a he's not gonna like that.
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  Speaker 1: He's going to a lot of things.
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  Speaker 6: Well the ads I would not, that wouldn't be at
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  Speaker 6: the top of my list.
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  Speaker 5: We want you to have this.
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  Speaker 1: I should have this gift, thank you.
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  Speaker 5: No one has it.
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  Speaker 1: It's the son of a boy dad. When it's just
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  Speaker 1: rouning sass. So when Francis, it's the old logo Francis.
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  Speaker 4: It says with that, it says with France. I think
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  Speaker 4: it does with Francis.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, Frank made I think somebody made those for us specially,
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  Speaker 6: I can't remember exactly.
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  Speaker 5: It was the same person who made you that words.
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  Speaker 6: Oh before it was Bush. Not a lot of people
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  Speaker 6: have not a lot of people have those. It's rare.
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  Speaker 1: You should actually get in on tell you right, Bush, bro,
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  Speaker 1: if you're eating game, you could sucking.
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  Speaker 6: In the elevator.
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  Speaker 4: Is telling me he's gonna stop because he's not that
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  Speaker 4: good at call.
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  Speaker 6: Loser ship.
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  Speaker 4: I really got to make some changes.
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  Speaker 5: No, it's literally strictly for my game. I'm stepping back.
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  Speaker 4: You get older, you start sucking video.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and I need every advantage. I've literally thought about
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  Speaker 5: going to the doctor and like getting my adderall and
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  Speaker 5: then I was like, I can't, I can't do that.
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  Speaker 1: Have you tried? Sitting forward literally.
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  Speaker 6: Changes everything.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what it is. The brain balance gets you. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you'd be a major player on tell your Ry Bush.
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  Speaker 1: You could change things if you got we need to get.
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  Speaker 5: You could be the face of the team if you
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  Speaker 5: want to tell you yeah, you tell your right. Chaine
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  Speaker 5: j J. Yeah, you were in his chat the other day.
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  Speaker 5: Was he said you were in his twitch chat? It
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  Speaker 5: easily could have just been another dude named Shane Shane Gillis, I.
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  Speaker 6: Might have been.
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  Speaker 4: I just got into twitch. I didn't know that was
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  Speaker 4: a thing. It's pretty fun. Yeah yeah, but now now
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  Speaker 4: it's just chicks doing well. That's like always been like that.
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  Speaker 6: I'm very afraid that my name is going to show up.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's been like Shane, you didn't switch it up
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  Speaker 5: at all.
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  Speaker 4: Frank you moving a little slow today. You I don't
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  Speaker 4: feel a couple of whiskeys. You were bragging about it.
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  Speaker 4: What was that I'm laughing you here. I'm really I
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  Speaker 4: can drink.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, you're a beer man, but.
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  Speaker 4: People love to say that on the I don't think
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  Speaker 4: I can switch. I just I just don't think I
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  Speaker 4: can do well with whiskey.
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  Speaker 6: I guess the question becomes, why was I want ahead
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  Speaker 6: of you the all night?
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  Speaker 4: I think you were nervous.
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  Speaker 6: That was like a date though it was fun. We
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  Speaker 6: knew those whiskeys we did. We went to for Charles
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  Speaker 6: last night.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he took me out crazy.
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  Speaker 5: I asked Francis for a four Charles hook cup.
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  Speaker 4: Wouldn't be a waste on him, like chicken fingers, some
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  Speaker 4: butter noodles.
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  Speaker 6: Chicken fingers I took. We went out and then at
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  Speaker 6: the end of the date, uh, I had him order
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  Speaker 6: for me too. Yeah, he did ran the Gentleman in
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  Speaker 6: the show, and then we did Rock paper Scissors for
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  Speaker 6: the bill. Shane was standing up to take like he
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  Speaker 6: really wanted to do it.
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  Speaker 4: You you really wanted to do rock paper scissors for
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  Speaker 4: the bill?
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  Speaker 6: I know, and I lost. And this was like right
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  Speaker 6: after Shane kind.
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  Speaker 4: Of no, no, no, I won't.
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  Speaker 1: Say anything, but like now you have to say no.
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  Speaker 6: It was the dumbest rock paper scissors I've ever done
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  Speaker 6: in my life. We had like six ties too. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 6: somehow that hurts way more.
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  Speaker 5: Was he going late?
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  Speaker 6: No, I like from.
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  Speaker 1: The same wavelengths you're saying you got.
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  Speaker 5: Your connected from that dinner the same.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah it was. It was a heated rock paper.
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  Speaker 5: That's an intimate environment, it really is. Everyone knows you're doing.
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  Speaker 4: The conversations we were having next to a family. There's
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  Speaker 4: two little kids and their parents, and you guys are saying, sayous.
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  Speaker 6: Explicit, some horrible things.
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  Speaker 1: Horrible imagine he did bring their kids to Four Charles.
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  Speaker 6: Wealthy people.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess what did you go? We went burger
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  Speaker 1: some let's.
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  Speaker 6: Think we did trads shrimp scampy, then we did we
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  Speaker 6: split a burger, and then we did uh started prime ribs.
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  Speaker 6: It was crazy. Yeah, we did prime rib and then
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  Speaker 6: we did uh side of broccoli. We did a side
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  Speaker 6: of MC and cheek the truffle man.
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  Speaker 5: Of course, I'm actually I'm not a fan of that.
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  Speaker 6: Really a little heavy, a little too trofily. Yeah, specifically
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  Speaker 6: at four.
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  Speaker 5: Charles, specifically just anything I'm over anything trouble and truffle infused,
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  Speaker 5: if you will.
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  Speaker 6: Gotcha not my thing. Uh. And then we had one
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  Speaker 6: other thing and I can't remember exactly what we had
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  Speaker 6: another side.
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  Speaker 5: No steak, No one even remembers. There was too many whiskeys.
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  Speaker 6: I had two whiskeys.
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  Speaker 4: I had two whiskeys. It was crazy, Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: And we had a beer before and a beer before,
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  Speaker 6: and we had a Manhattan before that.
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  Speaker 4: When he was then we go to a bar after
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  Speaker 4: and I'm like, all right, now we're going to start drinking.
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  Speaker 4: And he was like, I'm gonna call it now. I've
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  Speaker 4: had enough bound to drink.
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  Speaker 6: I didn't know. I don't know. And then right as
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  Speaker 6: we were getting as I was like, let's because he
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  Speaker 6: I knew he had a lot of stuff to do
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  Speaker 6: today and he had said he might come on boy Dad,
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  Speaker 6: as long as we didn't get too fucked up.
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  Speaker 5: And that was when I was like, you're pulling It.
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  Speaker 6: Was for us Hill and get into the like a
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  Speaker 6: nice outfit.
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  Speaker 5: Drinking Shane's drinks for him the show, you know, and
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  Speaker 5: get him to the Greek when Jonah Hill like smokes
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  Speaker 5: all the weeds so Russell Brand can't have any before
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  Speaker 5: he goes on the Today Show and then he throws
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  Speaker 5: up you know, what.
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about you.
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  Speaker 6: That's a really really funny movie.
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  Speaker 4: It's very corny. I watched it before I did the Greek. Wow,
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  Speaker 4: it was very embarrassing.
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  Speaker 6: That's cool. That's pretty cool. A. Yeah, that's sick.
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  Speaker 5: That's that one that's like half out.
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  Speaker 4: It's like kind of like, I shouldn't have said this,
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  Speaker 4: what because it is embarrassing. I was embossed on my friends.
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  Speaker 4: I was watching Get Him to the Greek the night before.
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  Speaker 4: I watched Rudy before I go out.
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  Speaker 6: Like that, of course you gotta watch that awesome.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, alright, I take it back.
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  Speaker 5: It's cool.
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  Speaker 1: It's fucking sick.
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  Speaker 4: But Frank, let's go back to Frank.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, of course.
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  Speaker 5: You texted us this morning. I didn't know that any
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  Speaker 5: of that happened. You text us this morning and you
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  Speaker 5: were like you were like, man, I'm in a ad
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  Speaker 5: plays just out of context. I was like, I was like,
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  Speaker 5: what happened on Twitter?
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  Speaker 6: Dude? I had this guy if I said I had
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  Speaker 6: my I had my espresso technician come at nine thirty
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  Speaker 6: in the morning because my machine finally arrived.
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  Speaker 4: Just crazy shit.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, and he was fixing the wood accent knobs, which
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  Speaker 6: I especially ordered from Australia, and uh, he was doing
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  Speaker 6: all this work and I had to I had diarrhea
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  Speaker 6: because of what we'd eaten and drank. Yeah, of course,
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  Speaker 6: And I had to turn my shower on to sort
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  Speaker 6: of camouflage the sounds from Lovely Espresso Tech.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Francis. I saw a picture of the espresso
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  Speaker 1: and I'm worried that the shade of wood doesn't really
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  Speaker 1: match your interior decor.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's okay.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't like the shad you know what you feel like,
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  Speaker 4: it's a little bit.
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  Speaker 5: I thought it looked great.
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  Speaker 6: Friends, a little.
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  Speaker 1: Dark for the rest of the kitchen.
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  Speaker 6: We'll move we'll move it. Then we'll move it all
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  Speaker 6: all move apartments in order to match the espresso machine.
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  Speaker 6: This thing is, I said to these two guys. So
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  Speaker 6: Harry's hole like puts all of his love into his
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  Speaker 6: PC and his gaming setup and his monitors. Roan has
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  Speaker 6: his children. And then I now have this thing. And
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  Speaker 6: when I finally got it all assembled, I literally thought,
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  Speaker 6: like I would, I would take a bullet for this machine.
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  Speaker 5: It's nice, I'll be honest. I saw, I looked at it,
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  Speaker 5: and I looked at it for a while.
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  Speaker 6: I finally have something in my life where when people say,
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  Speaker 6: what's the one thing you'd grab if your house will
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  Speaker 6: on fire? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: How heavy is heavy? Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: But you've been training.
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  Speaker 5: I'm and there's a lot of trinkets which I appreciate.
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  Speaker 5: His mos and gadgets, Yeah, a lot of gadgets, a
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  Speaker 5: lot of accessories.
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  Speaker 1: I kind of want to kidnap it. Honestly, you really
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  Speaker 1: love it. Just how much would you? How much would
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  Speaker 1: you pay ransom for it if it came down to it.
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  Speaker 6: The thing, the thing that's tricky, right is that it
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  Speaker 6: takes so long for these to get made. So if
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  Speaker 6: you said, like, would I pay the amount of money
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  Speaker 6: that I paid for worth more than that? I mean
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  Speaker 6: I'd pay up too close to that.
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  Speaker 5: How much money was it? Originally?
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  Speaker 6: The machine was forty nine hundred, like in total, with
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  Speaker 6: all the with all the gizmo gadget. The grinder was
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  Speaker 6: nine hundred because I bought it on Facebook Marketplace instead
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  Speaker 6: of New of course, and then all the gadget's probably
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  Speaker 6: another three four hundred bucks. It's been I'm buying now
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  Speaker 6: I'm buying handmade ceramic bugs from Japan.
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  Speaker 5: Bugs bugs.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, it was like what the fuck? And then I
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  Speaker 6: bought some vintage amez cups on Etsy.
• 11:41
  Speaker 5: Amez Cups.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, they're holiday themed. I don't know why I bought them.
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  Speaker 6: I don't even know if I know what that is.
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  Speaker 6: They're cozy for like a month, just a couple of months.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, nice, So you so you have so it's probably
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  Speaker 5: around six ks total.
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  Speaker 6: This is not the type of stuff we talked about
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  Speaker 6: at dinner last night.
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  Speaker 1: Definitely, it has to be you at least floated the
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  Speaker 1: coffee stuff.
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  Speaker 4: Justice over the coffee stuff.
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  Speaker 6: By the way, I asked you for Mollen's phone number. Oh,
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  Speaker 6: I didn't bring my phone. I didn't realize he's texted
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  Speaker 6: me before, and I saw it because I texted him
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  Speaker 6: the photo of the coffee. The last thing that he
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  Speaker 6: texted me was the most insane ship?
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  Speaker 5: Was it the sketch?
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  Speaker 6: Yes, he wanted me to play like a trans Franken sign.
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  Speaker 4: I got that.
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  Speaker 6: Then it might have it might not have been that.
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  Speaker 6: It was something.
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  Speaker 5: It wasn't it like the terminator, but he was maybe that.
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  Speaker 5: I remember you telling me about it, and I was
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  Speaker 5: like no.
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  Speaker 6: I was like a man, I don't know if I'm
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  Speaker 6: really in a place in my career where record accept
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  Speaker 6: this role like, this seems like it could really send
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  Speaker 6: me in. I haven't earned the type of armor that
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  Speaker 6: you have.
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  Speaker 5: You know, I remember when you remember when you told
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  Speaker 5: me about that.
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  Speaker 6: He was like, no problem, man, good luck. That was
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  Speaker 6: the last thing. And then photo of my coffee machine.
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  Speaker 1: Did he like it? Did he respond?
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  Speaker 4: Well?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah? He was like why is this so cool? And
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  Speaker 6: I explained it put him on.
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  Speaker 5: How how has the coffee been?
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  Speaker 6: Bro on, I'm not kidding you. It's unbelievable.
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  Speaker 5: Is it like actually like you're like, first taste you
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  Speaker 5: were like, holy funk? Or was it first taste you
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  Speaker 5: were like no, kind of had to force it.
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  Speaker 6: The technician is a definitely.
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna go to your house and give you two
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  Speaker 4: cups one Starbucks in one years.
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  Speaker 6: I'm going to oute and you're gonna believe. You're not
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  Speaker 6: gonna believe what it is you do.
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  Speaker 4: Like the finer thing too. That was a great dinner.
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  Speaker 6: You were right, Yeah, that was That was an awesome day.
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  Speaker 4: But we sit down, he orders everything on the menu
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  Speaker 4: and I was like, I know, you worked out as
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  Speaker 4: hard as you could for this meal.
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  Speaker 6: You have to work Yeah, pizza earlier I told him,
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  Speaker 6: texted him I was like, don't.
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  Speaker 4: Ordering it, and he's like, we should get an ice
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  Speaker 4: cream sunn.
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  Speaker 6: Well, they had one next to the table, next to it,
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  Speaker 6: and I was like, that's coming and he was like, no,
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  Speaker 6: there goes my night. You need to.
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  Speaker 1: Prep for a dinner like that. You need to dinner.
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  Speaker 4: It was actually a pretty reasonable amount of food.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, we did. It wasn't that crazy, No, it wasn't.
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  Speaker 5: Francis does go nuts at restaurants, like he'll eat until
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  Speaker 5: he falls, until he dies, like until he literally there's
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  Speaker 5: no more food that can go in.
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  Speaker 6: We got a bigger reservation there for Harry's birthday a
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  Speaker 6: couple of years ago, and I was like, these are
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  Speaker 6: the things you gotta have, and you're like, I don't
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  Speaker 6: want any of those things. But then I ended up
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  Speaker 6: eating all of them, but grudgingly.
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  Speaker 5: Well I think I was like I wanted a full
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  Speaker 5: burger and you were like, you're never gonna eat.
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  Speaker 6: A full burger. Yeah, the burger was too big. You
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  Speaker 6: had a whole burger yourself, you would have not wanted
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  Speaker 6: any of the other.
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  Speaker 5: I had like one like grilled cheese, like triangle piece
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  Speaker 5: of a yeah, and I was stuffed, stuffed right after.
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  Speaker 6: I will say that the steak at Fort Charles is
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  Speaker 6: kind of a miss.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I don't think that that's.
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  Speaker 1: Is it a steakhouse?
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  Speaker 6: Nically?
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  Speaker 1: I think and their steak is bad.
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  Speaker 6: The prime ribbons you're never getting back in. What's that?
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  Speaker 4: You can't trash them like this.
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  Speaker 6: I'm not trashing them. I think that the steak. I
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  Speaker 6: think that the.
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  Speaker 1: Steak at the steakhouse is bad. The burgers what.
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  Speaker 6: They're known for. And they came and they did the
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  Speaker 6: whole song and dance. They cut the film, they drip it,
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  Speaker 6: neither filmed.
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  Speaker 1: It, put the light on.
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  Speaker 5: They have the white gloves. One those are crazy.
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  Speaker 6: I told.
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  Speaker 4: That's why I like it. Ala cheeseburger with an egg on.
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: The slaves what came first? We're slaves here while cheeseburgers
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: are being served in America?
• 15:44
  Speaker 5: No, no, no way. Probably really yeah, I think I
• 15:50
  Speaker 5: just totally.
• 15:51
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: I think it was you said it was just Turkey.
• 15:57
  Speaker 6: Came around.
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: Might have been eighteen eighty five.
• 16:00
  Speaker 5: I was technically yeah, technically, no, bud.
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: There's probably some straggles, a couple guys holding it down
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: still twenty five years after, like dudes in Vietnam and
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: didn't know the war was over.
• 16:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, still fighting. There's a lot of stories like that. Yeah,
• 16:15
  Speaker 5: this dude was in the jungle for thirty years after
• 16:18
  Speaker 5: the war, didn't just waiting, waiting for the enemy.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's fucking brutal.
• 16:23
  Speaker 6: Damn.
• 16:23
  Speaker 4: That must have been disheartening to be one of those
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: Japanese guys after World War Two. Yeah, and you get out,
• 16:28
  Speaker 4: You get out in the seventies and everyone's.
• 16:32
  Speaker 6: God, damn, fucking the whole country change.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: There's so much pride and honor walking out. She defended
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: the fucking post waiting a story that guy.
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: In Japan that was like throwing grenades at like tourists
• 16:48
  Speaker 4: in the eighties.
• 16:54
  Speaker 6: Just still holding it down.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: It'd be fun to buzz his tower. Oh yeah, because
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: the grenades probably sucked. They're probably like twenty second, Yeah,
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: fucking throw it back.
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: It's probably like neighborhood kids that like, don't go up there, Yeah,
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: ring and run in his.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: House, poking the pow.
• 17:11
  Speaker 6: You watched World War Two in color, I'm sure there.
• 17:14
  Speaker 6: I think there was that episode where they talked about
• 17:17
  Speaker 6: the dropping of the bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki, and
• 17:21
  Speaker 6: I had a complete misconception about how that went about
• 17:26
  Speaker 6: like the effect of the bomb and how people were killed.
• 17:30
  Speaker 4: It was like fires, right, yeah, yeah, I thought.
• 17:34
  Speaker 6: I didn't know if it was like people were just evaporated.
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: I think close to it. Yeah, but that's what I
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: would want. Then it was all just fires and rib
• 17:42
  Speaker 4: and the radiation. Yeah, for a long time.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: But I think like the bombing of Tokyo was almost
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: the same, like it was the same magnitude, yeah, like
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: as just a single atomic bomb, just because it was
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: all like lean.
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: It was just fire bombing and it was yeah yeah, but.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: Look how strong they go back though they handled it.
• 18:04
  Speaker 6: Well, they're like never again when they dropped the bombs
• 18:09
  Speaker 6: the first time our clothes exploded.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: We need stronger.
• 18:16
  Speaker 5: I've said it before, but if I if I was
• 18:18
  Speaker 5: in a country that was getting bombed, like nukes dropping,
• 18:21
  Speaker 5: I would want the bomb to land on top of it,
• 18:24
  Speaker 5: of course, like I want to be the first person
• 18:26
  Speaker 5: to die catch it. Yeah, I want it landing on
• 18:29
  Speaker 5: top of yeah, just straight down on Yeah.
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: In Queens, every time they show a nuke going off
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: in New York, it's always like Times Square.
• 18:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 18:39
  Speaker 4: The ring was always like I'm just going to burn.
• 18:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, story on fire, story you'd be like trying to
• 18:44
  Speaker 5: put the fire out.
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: It would be a tough.
• 18:46
  Speaker 5: Time and everyone else the windows would.
• 18:58
  Speaker 6: Just explode it. Chris, would you do?
• 19:04
  Speaker 5: He taught me on a couple of weeks ago.
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: I saw that wast.
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: Gonna drink with us. He was dressed like a pow.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: He was dressed like you.
• 19:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was defending an island in Japan.
• 19:22
  Speaker 6: Did I tell you guys that when I bought my
• 19:23
  Speaker 6: place of state, the first thing I did was check
• 19:26
  Speaker 6: the blast radius, the radii of the largest nuclear weapons
• 19:31
  Speaker 6: in the world, to see if my home was far
• 19:34
  Speaker 6: enough away from New York City that I would miss
• 19:36
  Speaker 6: was it? There was one that would have been I
• 19:40
  Speaker 6: would have been inside the radius?
• 19:41
  Speaker 5: What was the hydrogen bomb?
• 19:43
  Speaker 6: It's the big whatever. The biggest one.
• 19:44
  Speaker 5: Is H bomb.
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: It's not the BOMBA. There's probably new ones now.
• 19:47
  Speaker 6: Right that might have been it.
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: That was the old one.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: They're getting so good.
• 19:53
  Speaker 5: The big one now is the H bomb, the hydrogen bomb.
• 19:55
  Speaker 5: I think Korea, North Korea is the only one that
• 19:58
  Speaker 5: has it.
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: I don't think that's right.
• 20:00
  Speaker 6: It can't be there.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: Did you see their new leader?
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: They who knows?
• 20:08
  Speaker 5: Someone told me that. I think about ten years oh,
• 20:10
  Speaker 5: think No, Korea has ship, they got everything.
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: They're seeing their parades, pid are sick.
• 20:16
  Speaker 5: Their parades are in prades.
• 20:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, those are nice, And I'm starting.
• 20:18
  Speaker 5: To fall into the North Korean propaganda.
• 20:20
  Speaker 6: Where the ones getting propaganda.
• 20:22
  Speaker 5: I think people love living there. I think they love it.
• 20:26
  Speaker 5: I think they're there and they're like, what do you
• 20:28
  Speaker 5: mean South Korea? Yeah, this is the greatest country, the big.
• 20:32
  Speaker 6: The big building though, the big evil building they have.
• 20:34
  Speaker 5: Oh, every private country's got to have one.
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: Chuang Yang has like a clearly an evil villains.
• 20:40
  Speaker 6: Layer, a ministry of truth. Yeah.
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: No, it really literally is like a triangle.
• 20:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah. I finished nineteen eighty four.
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: Nice, it's good.
• 20:48
  Speaker 6: Oh I man, I thought it was really bleak.
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's really sad.
• 20:51
  Speaker 6: The part in the end where he's getting like brainwashed
• 20:53
  Speaker 6: and tortured, when it's like she betrayed you long.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, is that the one you peeled off his shelf?
• 20:59
  Speaker 6: Yeah? The book I read?
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, page insane, Shane, walk into my house and take
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: nineteen eighty four off the shelf, take your shirt off.
• 21:07
  Speaker 6: And read it. I never me borrowing the book bothered you.
• 21:12
  Speaker 6: I understood the shirt part, but I thought you would
• 21:14
  Speaker 6: have liked me reading a book.
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: Taking a book's crazy.
• 21:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I make a lot of mistakes.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: You, Yeah, but you're also just an instantly familiar and
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: comfortable guy.
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: Can I it's so comfortable.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: Let ye, he's comfortable.
• 21:27
  Speaker 6: Let me set the space a little bit. Shane had
• 21:30
  Speaker 6: this amazingly bucolic, charming farmhouse rented and he was away
• 21:36
  Speaker 6: and it's like it was the sun was setting on
• 21:38
  Speaker 6: a warm October afternoon and he was going to be
• 21:43
  Speaker 6: back in an hour, and there was a beautiful adronock
• 21:46
  Speaker 6: in the yard, and I was like, well, I guess
• 21:48
  Speaker 6: I'll waste yeah and read and look out at this
• 21:51
  Speaker 6: beautiful apple orchard that he's got. And that was sort
• 21:54
  Speaker 6: of my mindset.
• 21:56
  Speaker 5: I'm wrong with that in my mind taking my shirt
• 21:57
  Speaker 5: off was was crazy, was a mistake.
• 22:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: I think they're kind of equally insane, honestly, Like people's
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: books aren't for you to read. There for them to
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: show off what they've done and like what they've accomplished
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: in life.
• 22:12
  Speaker 6: I wonder I love like lending books to people.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: If you go to a hotel, there's a couple of
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: books in there, you cracking one open.
• 22:19
  Speaker 6: Well, they only ever have the Bible.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think some hotels I've been through recent every.
• 22:23
  Speaker 5: One they were saying that there was money in the Bibles.
• 22:25
  Speaker 5: At the hotels I checked, there was none, no money.
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: It's just a trick to get you Jews.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: I shook it from the spine.
• 22:45
  Speaker 5: And you can say that because you're Jewish somewhat.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: But uh, when Francis, when you came over and uh
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: and met my kids, we were like sitting have like
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: a U shaped couch and we were all like sitting
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: there like just kind of conversing him, my wife and
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: I and he did he laid fully down on the couch.
• 23:04
  Speaker 6: With like he laid down on the couch. I took
• 23:08
  Speaker 6: my shoes off. Shirt again, did I do that?
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: You laid down?
• 23:14
  Speaker 6: Wasn't that because you're climbing all over me? No?
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: It was, uh, you're just getting comfortable.
• 23:20
  Speaker 6: Fine, I'm sorry.
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: Was this was this the time he went on another
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: kid date later?
• 23:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: That was that was terrifying. He took a picture of
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: you with another family, like, I have to go, I
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: gotta get to the gym.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: Just hold kid went right outside of walk.
• 23:37
  Speaker 5: I think that photo might be one of the funniest
• 23:39
  Speaker 5: pictures I've ever seen.
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: You you answering the door as well. Terrified.
• 23:46
  Speaker 6: I was.
• 23:50
  Speaker 5: I had just flown from Portland, Oregon. I took a
• 23:53
  Speaker 5: red eye and I we had we had a film
• 23:55
  Speaker 5: at ten a m. And I landed at like like eight.
• 23:59
  Speaker 5: I went home and I was I'm gonna sleep for
• 24:00
  Speaker 5: like thirty minutes, and I woke up. It was like
• 24:02
  Speaker 5: three hours later, and someone's pounding on my door and
• 24:05
  Speaker 5: I go to the door and it's Francis, and I
• 24:08
  Speaker 5: was like, oh my god.
• 24:14
  Speaker 6: I was pretty gentle.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: You were because we were pissed.
• 24:19
  Speaker 6: And we had a rented space for a certain amount
• 24:22
  Speaker 6: of time, and it was a big shot.
• 24:25
  Speaker 5: Afterwards, you just answered the door and he's like, we
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: gotta go.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: Are okay?
• 24:36
  Speaker 5: We DIDNA did two podcasts after the video.
• 24:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah, it was insane.
• 24:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah that was a rough day.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah that was a wild one for sure. But I
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: thought that you were really nice about it.
• 24:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah. I could tell he was. But when he opened
• 24:49
  Speaker 6: the door and I saw his face, I was like,
• 24:52
  Speaker 6: he's so scared.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: So scary, sweaty and catching bread so gross, waking, I'm
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: sweaty hair.
• 25:11
  Speaker 5: I had literally just opened my eyes. I was so tired.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: What did you think it was. Did you know that
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: there was a podcaster or something to film?
• 25:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean I've woken up late before. I haven't
• 25:23
  Speaker 5: done it like that in a really long time. But
• 25:26
  Speaker 5: when I was like drinking a lot, I would wake
• 25:28
  Speaker 5: up and it would be I would wake up for
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: the act and it would be three pm. The show's
• 25:34
  Speaker 5: the one pm show is over, and I just woke up.
• 25:37
  Speaker 4: I didn't think you were that bad of a drinker.
• 25:39
  Speaker 5: I mean that's because you liked to instigate.
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it's pretty fun to watch.
• 25:46
  Speaker 5: I would be like fifteen beers deep and you'd be
• 25:49
  Speaker 5: getting me shots for everyone, notolved.
• 25:55
  Speaker 6: To make someone have a bad day, just for you
• 25:57
  Speaker 6: to just Yeah.
• 26:05
  Speaker 5: That was when I noticed that you were getting me drunk.
• 26:07
  Speaker 5: It went to take one, and then you just wouldn't
• 26:10
  Speaker 5: take one, Like, no, I'm not. I remember after your
• 26:14
  Speaker 5: special filming.
• 26:16
  Speaker 6: Shot last night too. Yeah, of whiskey. So I had
• 26:19
  Speaker 6: five whiskey drinks.
• 26:20
  Speaker 5: It's a lot of whiskey.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, any wine?
• 26:22
  Speaker 6: No wine?
• 26:23
  Speaker 5: Is your stomach in shambles right now?
• 26:25
  Speaker 6: I told you I got it all out.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: Well you diar read it out? Yeah, smart man.
• 26:31
  Speaker 5: Usually when I diarrhea, though, I'm like that was maybe
• 26:35
  Speaker 5: fifteen percent.
• 26:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, it's all day. Yeah, five whiskey drinks and
• 26:39
  Speaker 6: four beers. That's a big night for me, that is.
• 26:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a big night.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: Did your brothers? Did your brother see Michael Jordan pinch pinch?
• 26:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: I'd be remissing if we didn't get to at least
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: touch on that.
• 26:52
  Speaker 5: There's gotta be an explanation there, right, Hang.
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: MJ likes he probably did fifteen shots.
• 26:58
  Speaker 6: Yeah, just having fun. Yeah, he's awesome.
• 27:02
  Speaker 5: But he didn't just pinch that boy's ass. It was
• 27:04
  Speaker 5: like he was assaulting that boy's ass.
• 27:07
  Speaker 6: I haven't seen that he was.
• 27:08
  Speaker 5: He was going like like this is the boy's ass,
• 27:11
  Speaker 5: tiny boy, and he's just going.
• 27:14
  Speaker 6: I haven't seen that that who's the boy? No one knows?
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: Ignoring him too, indy car driving or something like that.
• 27:26
  Speaker 5: Huh because the Yeah, the kid didn't react at all.
• 27:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the kid.
• 27:29
  Speaker 5: It was just like fucking Mike and fucking Mike's at
• 27:33
  Speaker 5: it again. Here we go, and we could talk about
• 27:39
  Speaker 5: the Katie burners too. Are you guys up to date
• 27:41
  Speaker 5: on that?
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: I'm not sure what that is.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: Oh, how many pinches, Tyler?
• 27:44
  Speaker 6: You definitely too many pinches?
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's so many pinches that he was just ravenous.
• 27:49
  Speaker 6: One is funny, Yeah, one would still be weird, but
• 27:52
  Speaker 6: it's funny. Seventeen is a little more scratching the backs
• 27:55
  Speaker 6: of his legs. Well, it's weird that the kid didn't
• 27:58
  Speaker 6: the kid didn't notice.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, do you think he knew it was Michael Jordan
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: and he was just tired of it? Or do you
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: think that that's just how they horse play on that
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: on that racing team.
• 28:06
  Speaker 6: I just don't know. Maybe, Yeah, I don't know.
• 28:09
  Speaker 5: It's tough. It takes a minute the process, if you
• 28:11
  Speaker 5: need a couple of minutes.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're saying that, uh, Lebron's the goat.
• 28:15
  Speaker 5: Now, Yeah they're saying that. Well, I mean I've been
• 28:18
  Speaker 5: a Lebron goat fan. I've been Lebron got my entire life,
• 28:21
  Speaker 5: and this kind of just this is the concrete.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: He has no footage of getting fucking drunken crabbing boys
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: as exactly. He could have been stopped. It was nasty,
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: But then you have the K D. Burners. I don't
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: have no problem with that.
• 28:34
  Speaker 5: I don't have any problem with.
• 28:37
  Speaker 6: Yet.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: I think that he was just talking ship on his teammates.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: I think he's fucking allowed to do that.
• 28:41
  Speaker 5: I'm sure yesterday though, walking around on the court with
• 28:45
  Speaker 5: the phone in his hands, and he's like every single
• 28:50
  Speaker 5: video that came out of him yesterday it's him like
• 28:52
  Speaker 5: with his phone like this, eyes wide open.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: But I'm surprised that he gives a fuck, Like he
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: has the most out of pocket shit on the internet
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: every day no matter what. He doesn't need a fucking
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: burner to say that kind of shit. He's talking shit
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: on the team now, yeah, his current and former teams.
• 29:10
  Speaker 5: And his coaches and ship.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: I think he who did it? What do you say
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: about Jabari Jabari Smith?
• 29:16
  Speaker 6: He was like he just called him retarded. Yeah, yeah, but.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: There's something else. He had a good modifier and retarded.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: Maybe he's like functionally retarded or something. Just that's nice.
• 29:28
  Speaker 5: Then and then they were going after like, uh, like
• 29:31
  Speaker 5: the mostly you see the one that was like he
• 29:34
  Speaker 5: was like, man, looks like she's with herbo now. And
• 29:37
  Speaker 5: then someone replied and they were like, dude, aren't you
• 29:38
  Speaker 5: about to play in one minute?
• 29:45
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 29:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, in like a Twitter group chat with just like
• 29:48
  Speaker 5: random NBA fans and KD are a burner and yeah,
• 29:54
  Speaker 5: and he's messaging them like drama ship one minute before
• 29:59
  Speaker 5: the game start art.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: Do you think that there's gaming buddies because the bond
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: people have with gaming dudes they've never met before is
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: the strongest bond that people have. Like didn't Jersey Jerry
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: have his boy Ravioli or something like that, who was
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: like best friend.
• 30:12
  Speaker 5: I don't know if him in revol I think Ravola
• 30:14
  Speaker 5: quit then get top.
• 30:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah you he wasn't built for it.
• 30:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's stopped.
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: Fucking bush I got too old and too high.
• 30:25
  Speaker 6: You just could.
• 30:28
  Speaker 4: Right, you can't keep smoking weed and gaming, like no, you.
• 30:32
  Speaker 5: Really can't have to pick you really just it's really
• 30:34
  Speaker 5: it's like it's sickening. It's devastating.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: Or to be a CEO, Like you're not a player anymore.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: You know, you're not aeric Kendrick Lamar, your best rappings
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: behind you. You just got to be a CEO now.
• 30:45
  Speaker 5: I just wonder what would have happened if I applied
• 30:47
  Speaker 5: myself at the right age. You will never know, bro,
• 30:49
  Speaker 5: Just fucking almost twenty five, it's over.
• 30:54
  Speaker 6: You should hear still this young.
• 30:57
  Speaker 4: I feel like I've known you for ten years.
• 30:59
  Speaker 5: Every time I mean to because younger I was probably
• 31:02
  Speaker 5: nineteen when we met.
• 31:04
  Speaker 4: Is that when you started coming Yeah round, man, God damn,
• 31:06
  Speaker 4: that was making you drink. Maybe I'm a it's crazy.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: We were pinching another shot. Yeah, you know, me and
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: my wife went to multiple bars with him while he
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: had fake he just be getting on his head.
• 31:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 31:23
  Speaker 5: We almost got kicked. I almost got roan and his
• 31:25
  Speaker 5: wife kicked out of a bar because of me. That
• 31:28
  Speaker 5: was like one of the worst moments of my life.
• 31:30
  Speaker 6: What are you doing there?
• 31:31
  Speaker 5: They were on they were in Nashville, like on Vacan
• 31:34
  Speaker 5: me and running to go film something in Nashville. But
• 31:35
  Speaker 5: then he was like, I'm extending the trip through the
• 31:37
  Speaker 5: weekend and my wife's gonna come down like vacation. And
• 31:40
  Speaker 5: I was like, all right, cool, I'll stay too. And
• 31:42
  Speaker 5: then it turned into like him and his wife with
• 31:44
  Speaker 5: me and my buddy, and we're both waiting in line
• 31:47
  Speaker 5: at the bar while the dude's like these are fake,
• 31:49
  Speaker 5: like you're not getting like he's like he's got like
• 31:52
  Speaker 5: flash lights up to the IDs and the it.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: Was just he put the X and then we were
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: still drinking. We were like passing them drinks in.
• 31:59
  Speaker 5: The bart of Spears when we got in and then
• 32:01
  Speaker 5: we all got thrown out.
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: Nice.
• 32:03
  Speaker 5: I was like, it was it was a good time you.
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: Did stand up the first time, because I think it
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: Wasn't I there for that at the stand? No, no, okay,
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: I was there one of the first times you went up.
• 32:15
  Speaker 5: Definitely one of the first times I stand. I don't
• 32:18
  Speaker 5: remember how old I was when I started. I guess
• 32:19
  Speaker 5: it was probably it was like.
• 32:21
  Speaker 4: June or you're starting to see any results, still working
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: on it, but I don't remember.
• 32:30
  Speaker 5: I guess I was probably twenty nice around then, maybe
• 32:33
  Speaker 5: maybe nineteen.
• 32:34
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: What'd you think of his set that you saw at
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: that time? Do you remember any any takeaways?
• 32:38
  Speaker 5: I don't think he watched it.
• 32:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't know if I watched it, It's probably awful.
• 32:42
  Speaker 5: I think I bombed.
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: It's pretty hard the first I was really especially upstairs
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: at the stand.
• 32:50
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, you bombed.
• 32:51
  Speaker 5: They had that was before they had the curve.
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: There's no current, it was. It's just a restaurant. Yeah,
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: people could see loud music.
• 32:57
  Speaker 6: It blasted you just bomb.
• 32:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I was in there once and like five waiters
• 33:01
  Speaker 4: came in at the same Oh yeah, there's five separate tables.
• 33:05
  Speaker 4: Everybody got a pizza. Yeah, it was just bombing, and
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: the whole show just stopped for everyone to get their pizza.
• 33:10
  Speaker 5: So first or second, if you go first or second
• 33:13
  Speaker 5: on one of those shows, like you're there's there's a
• 33:16
  Speaker 5: lot of times where there's more weight staff in an audience. Yeah,
• 33:19
  Speaker 5: and it's just no one's man. You're taught, you're telling
• 33:22
  Speaker 5: your jokes, and you're looking at people just not not
• 33:25
  Speaker 5: even paying attention.
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: There's like a girl podcaster on the lineup, so the
• 33:28
  Speaker 4: whole audience is just twenty twenty girls that are just
• 33:32
  Speaker 4: they hate me every time. I would do those shows,
• 33:35
  Speaker 4: but I'm not coming up here anymore. I'm not doing
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: this anymore. I don't need this ship. And they would
• 33:39
  Speaker 4: a'll be like, you're You're.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: Terrible, aren't you. You're still grinding it up there those
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: sass right.
• 33:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course exactly. I run that room exactly,
• 33:48
  Speaker 5: and the king of the.
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: Upstairs, you're the king of New York. Yeah, you run
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: New York right now.
• 33:53
  Speaker 5: I run the country. No, I'm running right now.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: I saw clave in the city that this weekend.
• 33:58
  Speaker 5: I don't know if you still know. I'm surprised you
• 34:00
  Speaker 5: didn't run into them. Because you were out with Tate.
• 34:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: I saw the top G this week. I saw him.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: He was at the I was staying at a hotel
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: for Valentine's Day and I saw a Tate go scurrying by.
• 34:12
  Speaker 6: Can I give you a little bit of a hard time?
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: Of course? Why are you asking.
• 34:16
  Speaker 6: Roan did a staycation? I think that is I spend
• 34:20
  Speaker 6: money on dumb ship. I think that is the single
• 34:23
  Speaker 6: most insane use of money I have. And people do
• 34:27
  Speaker 6: it all the time. Yeah, staying in a hotel within
• 34:30
  Speaker 6: five minutes of your home, I can't justify it.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: Get get get kids. Yeah, and watch, dude, you you
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: have to get out of your fair enough.
• 34:40
  Speaker 5: Fair enough, you have to get out.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: Of there or you're kicking them out. You're putting them
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: in the nice hotel.
• 34:45
  Speaker 4: And just.
• 34:47
  Speaker 6: Wee fair enough. It's it is.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: It was a nuts move. It's so crazy, but it
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: felt good.
• 34:54
  Speaker 6: I must have.
• 34:54
  Speaker 5: I mean it must have been a nice hotel. Top
• 34:56
  Speaker 5: G's there, Top G fucking walk by.
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: He like strolled in to dinner. Yeah, entertainer walked into dinner.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: I like sent them like a sneaky video. Tristan was
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: not there, Tom broke. Tristan tate brother.
• 35:11
  Speaker 6: Oh, who's that his brothers o.
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: His trafficker in arms.
• 35:17
  Speaker 6: I thought he wasn't allowed to leave the country, but
• 35:20
  Speaker 6: now he's back in Hungary.
• 35:22
  Speaker 5: No, he wasn't allowed in the United States. Oh for
• 35:25
  Speaker 5: like a day.
• 35:26
  Speaker 6: Why we cleared it up.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, we were at the we were at like
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: the bar area, and he walked into dinner. And while
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: he was in dinner, there were these two guys or
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: these two girls over in the corner with like an
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: older lady. And at first my wife and I thought that, like,
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: we're like, oh, that's like their mom taking them out.
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: But the one had like a ridiculously low cut shirt
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: and the other one was like taller, with like a
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: red dress and like stringy hair. And I was like, no,
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: that's the madam. And these two girls are working. And
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: then when Tate walked out, he was like red and
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: she just followed She just followed him out.
• 36:00
  Speaker 5: That's crazy, he just went red.
• 36:04
  Speaker 4: That's crazy.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: That's not no, that's not true. That's a there's like
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: a Chris Berman story of walking into the bar and
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: like Red beckoning with.
• 36:18
  Speaker 5: I thought that actually happened. I mean I would I
• 36:20
  Speaker 5: wouldn't have my My real story was uh at uh.
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: On the last day, I was like walking through the
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: spot we had like a couple's massage and uh fucking uh.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: Like the biggest bodyguard I've ever seen in my life
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: walked in at like six six eight, just like you
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: hate to sleep in it, David. It was massive, and
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: right behind him I couldn't tell first, and I was like,
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: I think.
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: That's fucking you might watch out the other end in.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: His bed, But walking behind him was fucking jay Z
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: walking in there, and I couldn't tell if it was
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: jay Z. And walked into the spa and I like
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: did my massage, and then I got to the like
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: I walked to the sauna after the fact, and like
• 37:09
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  Speaker 1: I sat down inside and the alarm started going off
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• 37:22
  Speaker 1: like goes back inside and closed the door all the
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: way and cranks it up again. And this happened like
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: three times, and the maintenance guy was like, we just
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: have to keep the door a little bit cracked. And
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: jay Z was just like in Europe that the sauna.
• 37:34
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• 37:36
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• 37:41
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• 43:02
  Speaker 6: I went to Nobu in Tribeca and there was a
• 43:06
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• 43:31
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• 43:36
  Speaker 6: plates of Nobu sushi, and I just couldn't help but think, like,
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  Speaker 6: my god, that's going on the tax bill, Like this
• 43:43
  Speaker 6: is their job is they're getting to eat, like and
• 43:46
  Speaker 6: they're so big that they need, you know, hundreds and
• 43:49
  Speaker 6: hundreds of dollars of fucking sushi. That's where they are
• 43:51
  Speaker 6: for dinner. And that was one of my favorite things
• 43:54
  Speaker 6: I saw.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that would be a good job.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so nice.
• 43:57
  Speaker 6: You got to do what they're doing, which I thought
• 44:01
  Speaker 6: was awesome.
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: Do you think that they get to do anything else? Like,
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: have you ever watched the videos of or Yeah, Messi's bodyguard.
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: It's like a ball dude that like he's on his
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: body at all times and they'll like sprint up if
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: someone even comes on the field.
• 44:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he runs so fast across the field when someone
• 44:16
  Speaker 6: gets on the field.
• 44:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like kills the kid he snapped boys and mess
• 44:21
  Speaker 5: he walks over and the kid's blood's coming out of
• 44:24
  Speaker 5: the mountet you what really happens is the kid the
• 44:28
  Speaker 5: kid gets there and Messi starts like taking his fucking
• 44:31
  Speaker 5: shirt off to give it to him, And then I
• 44:32
  Speaker 5: have to imagine the bodyguards.
• 44:33
  Speaker 6: Like what am I even doing there? Yeah, you're totally
• 44:37
  Speaker 6: going against our policy.
• 44:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I guess it's just like in case.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, do you think that guy has what's his vacation,
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: like a week a year, two weeks a year, and
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: then every other moment he has to be on the body.
• 44:50
  Speaker 5: I wonder probably getting paid so much money.
• 44:53
  Speaker 6: Though, probably has someone tag in.
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: There's no way he could find love. It's probably so
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: hard for him to find love.
• 44:58
  Speaker 5: Messi's guard.
• 45:00
  Speaker 6: Why but it's really easy.
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: You think that to find love lust?
• 45:04
  Speaker 6: Sure, but limer perhaps, do you think that.
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: He fucking can have a stable relationship, like you.
• 45:13
  Speaker 5: Don't think there's You don't think this girl out there
• 45:15
  Speaker 5: who's like, yeah, I guess I will fly with you
• 45:17
  Speaker 5: and Messi everywhere for the rest of my life.
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: I don't think that that's how it's working.
• 45:21
  Speaker 6: I don't think.
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he wouldn't allow that because then he's going to
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: be protecting the girl and he's gonna forget about Messi. Yeah,
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: the girl and him getting a right, what's on.
• 45:30
  Speaker 6: Are you taking?
• 45:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well you'd have to take Messis. But then you
• 45:33
  Speaker 5: say to the girl, you say, you knew about this
• 45:34
  Speaker 5: when you signed up for you knew there was a
• 45:39
  Speaker 5: chance of this happening, And I'm going with MESSI.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: How much of a bitch would the girl be? She's
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: just starting ship with Messy the fucking meal.
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: Ticket any girl on her? Yeah, after the third hangout,
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: he's kind of a dick, he laughed. Always do what
• 45:57
  Speaker 4: he says. You should be the.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: One stand up for yourself.
• 46:02
  Speaker 6: What.
• 46:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Messi's a fucking prick. That guy.
• 46:09
  Speaker 6: Is MESSI playing in the World Cup again?
• 46:11
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: I presume so because he's still playing, Like, why wouldn't
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: uh Argentina want him back?
• 46:17
  Speaker 6: No, for sure, I just I thought that the last
• 46:19
  Speaker 6: World Cup was the last one he was gonna play.
• 46:21
  Speaker 5: And when the World Cup soon. Yeah, you guys watch
• 46:24
  Speaker 5: any of the Olympics.
• 46:25
  Speaker 4: This week, Yeah, a lot of it.
• 46:27
  Speaker 5: The quad God took a nasty fall in the final.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: We only so I still photo of it. Describe it
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: to me.
• 46:34
  Speaker 6: I mean, he didn't feel comfortable, the pressure got to him.
• 46:38
  Speaker 5: The lights were too bright, That's what it came down to.
• 46:40
  Speaker 6: He didn't even he went in to do a quad
• 46:42
  Speaker 6: and it just did a single.
• 46:44
  Speaker 5: He did a single straight up fell on the next one.
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's so bad. You know, it's going to define
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: his life, Like there's not gonna be a day that
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: ever goes by.
• 46:53
  Speaker 6: I mean, it seems for he didn't cry, which made
• 46:56
  Speaker 6: me think he might be straight.
• 46:57
  Speaker 5: He's straight, I think, yeah, I think he's one of
• 46:59
  Speaker 5: the great ones. But you can tell because he never
• 47:02
  Speaker 5: wears like Dune, who look like fucking Zelda walking out.
• 47:08
  Speaker 5: The straight guys just like, yeah, literally it's weird.
• 47:13
  Speaker 4: The gay guys really gay up and they have thick asses.
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they all so is he quad? Got? He's not
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: quad god because he has big quads.
• 47:21
  Speaker 6: He does quad because the speed skater from Wisconsin or
• 47:26
  Speaker 6: wherever the fun he is. Did you see his quads?
• 47:29
  Speaker 6: They had a two side photo it was his quads
• 47:33
  Speaker 6: versus saquon barkleys, and his were bigger. It was Yeah,
• 47:37
  Speaker 6: it was almost disgusting.
• 47:39
  Speaker 4: Skaters skaters gay too, a little bit, probably, I don't
• 47:43
  Speaker 4: think fully, if you skate outside of hockey, you're gay.
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, probably gay blade I hate.
• 47:50
  Speaker 5: I don't even know. I don't even wear skates that
• 47:52
  Speaker 5: aren't hockey skates. Like if I got that spike on
• 47:54
  Speaker 5: the front, I'm sawing it off. I don't want that.
• 47:57
  Speaker 5: I don't want that ship.
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: I didn't even know there was a difference. Now straight im.
• 48:01
  Speaker 6: I think those speed skaters might be.
• 48:03
  Speaker 4: I think they're straight.
• 48:04
  Speaker 6: Straight.
• 48:05
  Speaker 5: Have you ever seen their skates? They have like two
• 48:07
  Speaker 5: blacary scary, they have like two blades and they're.
• 48:10
  Speaker 4: Like I watched I watched a good one. I was
• 48:13
  Speaker 4: watching the downhill, like the big big air jump. Oh yeah,
• 48:17
  Speaker 4: and the guy just got knocked out. It's pretty great.
• 48:20
  Speaker 4: He landed straight on his back and then stretch him out.
• 48:24
  Speaker 4: It just kept you on like a Norwegian guy with
• 48:26
  Speaker 4: like a viking going like blown horns and ship. Everyone
• 48:29
  Speaker 4: was like this guy just landed flat on his back
• 48:33
  Speaker 4: after flying like eighty feet in the air.
• 48:36
  Speaker 5: It is pretty crazy, Like the nerves must get to
• 48:38
  Speaker 5: them because it's the sports that they're competing in are
• 48:42
  Speaker 5: so like niche sports. Yeah, and then they like ninety
• 48:46
  Speaker 5: percent of them fuck up brutally, like it seems like
• 48:51
  Speaker 5: they barely know how to do it. They're like, I
• 48:53
  Speaker 5: think this is how it's done, Like the Bob's letting
• 48:56
  Speaker 5: people the losing. I watched the luges. That's like the
• 48:59
  Speaker 5: single person someone They every single person fucked up. How
• 49:03
  Speaker 5: they just all they just they're slamming into the sides
• 49:06
  Speaker 5: off the drip and once you hit the side, once.
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: You're just done, they're rattling because then.
• 49:11
  Speaker 5: It's like when you get speed wobble when you're skateboarding.
• 49:14
  Speaker 5: Now you're just banging the sides on both ends for
• 49:17
  Speaker 5: your next two minutes.
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: The only one I saw was the bro who went
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: in backwards. Was it a Japanese bro or something like that.
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: It was like the finish they were doing like a
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: simultaneous race one.
• 49:26
  Speaker 5: Oh the moguls.
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah I saw that, I think, yeah, but still still cool, sick,
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: still impressive.
• 49:32
  Speaker 4: These guys would go down the jump backwards, so yeah,
• 49:35
  Speaker 4: like a giant ramp down.
• 49:37
  Speaker 6: It was Quitch hitting it switch.
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so nuts. You still scan.
• 49:44
  Speaker 5: We got to get out there. I want to go
• 49:45
  Speaker 5: skim bad after watching all this Olympics.
• 49:48
  Speaker 4: The skiing's fun.
• 49:49
  Speaker 6: Snow in the West is the worst this year that
• 49:50
  Speaker 6: it's been in many years.
• 49:51
  Speaker 5: I heard they got to hear they got to get
• 49:52
  Speaker 5: dumped and tell your ride this weekend though really out
• 49:55
  Speaker 5: a foot wow?
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: Okay, Well we were with finance. He was talking about
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: a snow ski trip that you guys to.
• 50:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that was it was.
• 50:02
  Speaker 4: He hit the moguls and it was one of the
• 50:03
  Speaker 4: funniest things I've ever seen in my leg.
• 50:06
  Speaker 6: I was.
• 50:07
  Speaker 4: I went to the bottom and he was like, I'm
• 50:08
  Speaker 4: gonna hit the mogus. I was like, he had no
• 50:10
  Speaker 4: idea what the moguls were. He thought they were ramps
• 50:12
  Speaker 4: that you go off the top of it. He just
• 50:15
  Speaker 4: gets to the top, goes off the first one yard
• 50:19
  Speaker 4: sail everything everything he fell on like the second ramp.
• 50:26
  Speaker 4: I had to roll down.
• 50:27
  Speaker 5: I did the Mogals once on a double black diamond
• 50:30
  Speaker 5: and I hit the first one, flew thirty air. I
• 50:34
  Speaker 5: double ejected from my skis and landed under the under
• 50:38
  Speaker 5: the fucking gondola or whatever the true the chair lift,
• 50:41
  Speaker 5: and I got the wind kicked out of me, not gone,
• 50:44
  Speaker 5: And so there's people going above me and I'm laying
• 50:47
  Speaker 5: on the ground like and people are like, are you okay?
• 50:51
  Speaker 5: And I'm like.
• 50:58
  Speaker 6: The altitude.
• 50:59
  Speaker 4: I went once with a girl in uh Vermont in Killington,
• 51:03
  Speaker 4: and uh, I was like, I can ski. I didn't
• 51:06
  Speaker 4: skid since eighth grade. We were going up the lift
• 51:09
  Speaker 4: that you can see clouds at the top of the mountain.
• 51:14
  Speaker 4: We got off the lift that I couldn't ski, fell,
• 51:18
  Speaker 4: I landed and my one ski was under me and
• 51:20
  Speaker 4: I was like, literally, I can't even get off and
• 51:23
  Speaker 4: Peter pants, no, I figured it out so long to
• 51:28
  Speaker 4: stand up.
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: I feel like it would be so scared because I
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: haven't skied since seventh or eighth grade either, And like
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: I would never deign to think that I could fucking
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: ski after that like that that, like I feel like
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: even your leg muscles would be like day.
• 51:41
  Speaker 6: Three I was, I was about then. Were you you
• 51:43
  Speaker 6: weren't a border, No, I can. I can picture you
• 51:48
  Speaker 6: on a snowboard. Really, yeah, that's crazy.
• 51:50
  Speaker 5: I saw you snowboarded, to be honest, that's absurd. I
• 51:56
  Speaker 5: can see it.
• 51:57
  Speaker 6: What's the nearest ski mountain to where you grew up.
• 51:59
  Speaker 4: It's a place called ski Roundtup. It was very close.
• 52:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Was it decent size or no?
• 52:04
  Speaker 4: It's pretty small. Yeah, that's why I thought I could ski.
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: There's the Penn State one that's like super tiny. People
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: just rip down it. I know that you've been to
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: some fucking insane ones. I know you dropped off a
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: helicopter in fucking Switzerland.
• 52:16
  Speaker 6: I've never I've never done any helly skiing. I'd like to.
• 52:19
  Speaker 6: There's this cool thing now called Eleven Experiences that does
• 52:23
  Speaker 6: in Iceland, and you ski down to the to the lake,
• 52:28
  Speaker 6: so there's like just water in front of your new
• 52:30
  Speaker 6: helly ski Fresh Tracks, and then there you've stayed a
• 52:32
  Speaker 6: lot Fresh tracks. Yeah, you stay. You stay on a
• 52:36
  Speaker 6: lodge and they have like a chef and it's a
• 52:37
  Speaker 6: really elevated experience. I'd like to do it. You love the.
• 52:40
  Speaker 4: Experiences, I really do you do? Yeah, I see why
• 52:44
  Speaker 4: that was a great dinner.
• 52:45
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that was fun. That was nice.
• 52:47
  Speaker 4: But the book idea is just the one I was
• 52:49
  Speaker 4: telling you that you should write.
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: Is that your story?
• 52:52
  Speaker 4: No, it's his, but just an exaggerated version.
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: I'm saying, like your biography, because I think Francis has
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: like aography.
• 52:59
  Speaker 4: I'm saying he should write a fiction about a guy
• 53:02
  Speaker 4: who should be cia and looks like a spy and
• 53:06
  Speaker 4: it's like at nice places and it's just a buffoon.
• 53:11
  Speaker 4: There's fresh powder, takes his shirt off and does push ups.
• 53:16
  Speaker 4: Fuck is this guy?
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: I should or a show like you need to write
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: your own vehicle. You got to get a vehicle.
• 53:23
  Speaker 4: I heard the snow this year is the worst the West.
• 53:28
  Speaker 6: Push ups. I gave up. I gave up on trying
• 53:31
  Speaker 6: to not be myself a long time.
• 53:33
  Speaker 4: No, it's nice. Yeah, I think you're great.
• 53:36
  Speaker 6: I have to just be me.
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: That video you set up today was hilarious, and yeah,
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: it's a good sentiment.
• 53:41
  Speaker 6: I thought that there was. I was thinking about how
• 53:44
  Speaker 6: it might well. I'm I'm genuinely a little surprised at
• 53:49
  Speaker 6: this point that my name has not come up in
• 53:51
  Speaker 6: the Epstein files. Like he was at Harvard, heavily involved
• 53:58
  Speaker 6: with while I was there.
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: That means he chose not to invite you to stuff.
• 54:03
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I have classmates who are in the files.
• 54:07
  Speaker 4: I have people I know very well. What were you
• 54:11
  Speaker 4: doing that would get you into the file?
• 54:12
  Speaker 6: There was a there was a theatrical group called the
• 54:15
  Speaker 6: Hasty Pudding Theatricals. It's like fuck, then it's like the Lampoon.
• 54:20
  Speaker 6: It's like similar, you know, many many hundreds of years
• 54:23
  Speaker 6: old or whatever, theater troupe. They do the whole show
• 54:27
  Speaker 6: and drag and uh my freshman year roommate was the
• 54:32
  Speaker 6: president of it. And Epstein donated to that group through
• 54:38
  Speaker 6: a guy who was also in the Final Club. He
• 54:41
  Speaker 6: was a major benefactor of the Final Club. I was in,
• 54:43
  Speaker 6: what are you donating to the theatricals? Because they travel
• 54:48
  Speaker 6: and they put the show on the road and stuff,
• 54:50
  Speaker 6: but also their production costs.
• 54:51
  Speaker 5: And all that they let them use their plane.
• 54:54
  Speaker 6: I mean I would think I would think the guy
• 54:57
  Speaker 6: who the guy who was like he was don't donating
• 55:00
  Speaker 6: through who? And this guy, I mean, this guy shows
• 55:02
  Speaker 6: up one hundred and fifty times. That's gotta be tough. Yeah,
• 55:08
  Speaker 6: But he gave a lot of money to the club
• 55:09
  Speaker 6: that I was a member of I.
• 55:11
  Speaker 5: Mean no one said he was bad all the time.
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: No, he had great taste in comedy theater. He loved
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: the Hasty Pudding. Hasty Pudding would put on. He would
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: not miss it, dude.
• 55:23
  Speaker 6: They did. They had every year they had a man
• 55:25
  Speaker 6: and a woman of the Year, and it was always
• 55:27
  Speaker 6: a celebrity. And they would do a parade for them
• 55:30
  Speaker 6: down mass haf In like a Bentley and it was
• 55:33
  Speaker 6: always in like a convertible, and they'd have them seated
• 55:35
  Speaker 6: up and then the whole cast, all these guys in
• 55:37
  Speaker 6: drag would be like around the the It was Anne
• 55:41
  Speaker 6: Hathaway and James Franco one year. The next year was
• 55:44
  Speaker 6: Charlie's theren and uh, oh my god, I'm Christopher walking.
• 55:49
  Speaker 6: It was a big deal. And I remember the year
• 55:52
  Speaker 6: was Charlie's. Then I was walking alongside the car and
• 55:55
  Speaker 6: I thought she was the most beautiful person I'd ever
• 55:58
  Speaker 6: seen in my entire life. I've never seen a person
• 56:00
  Speaker 6: like that. I wasn't. I wasn't even drags service. I wasn't.
• 56:05
  Speaker 6: I never really embarrassing.
• 56:06
  Speaker 4: If like a JFK situation happened, I know, dresses, the
• 56:13
  Speaker 4: Hasty Pudding.
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: The garters nasty. So does that mean that he he was.
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: Did he see the Hasty Pudding perform who?
• 56:27
  Speaker 6: Jeff? Yeah, I'm sure he did, so he saw you.
• 56:30
  Speaker 6: I wasn't in it. I never could because of sports,
• 56:34
  Speaker 6: got it?
• 56:35
  Speaker 5: But you don't have any any any other interests.
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: He's he's a renaissance.
• 56:41
  Speaker 6: You can't like, you can't look into a building's funding
• 56:45
  Speaker 6: or or a fucking book there without finding that he
• 56:49
  Speaker 6: had his hands on it. Somehow.
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: You love the a cappellas.
• 56:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm sure he did. I mean, dude, he was.
• 56:55
  Speaker 4: I don't think I hate anything more than a fucking
• 56:59
  Speaker 4: acappella college, especially a college Harvard a capella group.
• 57:04
  Speaker 6: I did audition for the Tonics. I mean that's the dens,
• 57:10
  Speaker 6: the final round. It's like bad fucking Quizzo names. I
• 57:14
  Speaker 6: heard that quiz the din and the Crocodilos were the
• 57:20
  Speaker 6: two the two big groups.
• 57:21
  Speaker 7: What was the biggest one probably the Crocs of the
• 57:26
  Speaker 7: Yale wiff and poofs. Yeah, what the women poofs, the
• 57:29
  Speaker 7: poofs and they, by the way, the whiff and poofs,
• 57:31
  Speaker 7: I mean both the crocs and the and the poofs.
• 57:34
  Speaker 6: Every year the whiff and poofs are only seniors at
• 57:37
  Speaker 6: Yale and they have to take a whole year off
• 57:40
  Speaker 6: from college because if you get into the whiffs. I
• 57:42
  Speaker 6: think this is true. They do a seven continent tour
• 57:45
  Speaker 6: over the course of a year off Japan.
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: It's massive, probably the best time of their life.
• 57:52
  Speaker 6: They get a deal, they might get paid.
• 57:54
  Speaker 4: There are only seven is that they're going to.
• 57:59
  Speaker 6: This Back when Australia was considered a continent, I think
• 58:02
  Speaker 6: it still is, isn't it. It's a continent and a
• 58:05
  Speaker 6: country though.
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, But but New Zealand is part of the continent.
• 58:09
  Speaker 4: Of Oceania Australasia right now it's Australasia.
• 58:14
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: I don't know about that.
• 58:15
  Speaker 6: Oceana's from nineteen eighty four. Yeah, but I think it's
• 58:18
  Speaker 6: still called that, is it right? Yeah?
• 58:20
  Speaker 4: No, isn't it.
• 58:22
  Speaker 5: We're getting some nods in just Australia. I thought that
• 58:25
  Speaker 5: was the continent.
• 58:26
  Speaker 4: The continent's Australia. But oh, I'm saying it wrong.
• 58:33
  Speaker 6: It says both is Oceana from nineteen eighty four. No,
• 58:35
  Speaker 6: it's what's that one called? I think it's something like
• 58:38
  Speaker 6: that for Alaysia.
• 58:39
  Speaker 4: I think it was just using that.
• 58:41
  Speaker 6: Boy, I'm confused.
• 58:42
  Speaker 5: I don't feel great because it's content.
• 58:49
  Speaker 6: Moopy.
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, diarrhea that you didn't get out?
• 58:52
  Speaker 4: Do you remember singing you're black? I could have been
• 58:56
  Speaker 4: a crocodile. Francis, you've done it again.
• 59:02
  Speaker 6: I have to go. Did they perform in tails? They
• 59:09
  Speaker 6: wear full tuxedos with tails, green bow ties and white
• 59:13
  Speaker 6: gloves like the guy who cut our younger.
• 59:15
  Speaker 5: Wait, what are the tails like crocodile taals?
• 59:17
  Speaker 6: No? No, tails are an even more like elevated version
• 59:21
  Speaker 6: of black tie?
• 59:22
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah yeah yeah the long jacket. Yeah yeah, I
• 59:24
  Speaker 5: thought you meant literal like they wore crocodile tails.
• 59:27
  Speaker 4: They should?
• 59:29
  Speaker 6: Do you know that eating boys college eating preparatory school
• 59:32
  Speaker 6: in England the where like all the royal family, princes
• 59:36
  Speaker 6: and all that go. Uh, they have their their outfit
• 59:39
  Speaker 6: for school as middle schoolers is tails. Yeah that's awful.
• 59:44
  Speaker 6: They were tails to like science, it's called eating boys.
• 59:51
  Speaker 4: Christ their sisters.
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: Do you think that they're anybody that just said no
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: to Epstein? It seemed like he had his fucking way.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 6: Yea what he wanted. Showed me that email like a
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 6: while ago.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: What was the I didn't see it.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 4: I forget exactly who the guy was that invited him,
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 4: but it was like, come meet with these people, and
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 4: he was like, no fucking weirdos.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 5: Wasn't it like after he had already been Yeah, yeah.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 6: Trump Trump was also not There was one thing where
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 6: he was not happy about him. Yeah.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 4: I remember that. That was before all the new ones
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 4: came out, but I don't know.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, after years and years of having the time of
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: his life, he finally cut him off.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 4: Friend, stopped chilling crazy.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 6: This week you've had too many babies.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 5: I know we have guests coming this weekend.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 6: You would have dominated that island.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, all right, I'll.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 4: Have one more baby or no.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: He like waking people up hungover.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 6: He'd be like, I.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 4: Dropped the babies on the floor.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 6: I blew it.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 4: I'm going home, Jeffrey. I have to tell you something.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 4: I spilled some of the babies earlier.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 6: I started calling. I've started calling like my I do
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 6: a joke and I set about it and uh, I
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 6: call like of age women Mainlanders, which I think that's
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 6: pretty fun. Yeah, that is damn good.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: It would have just been nice to get it insults
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: or an invite so you could decline on your own terms.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, that's true. I just it's crazy.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 5: Declining is definitely the best spot you could be in
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 5: right now if you're on it. Yeah, right, worst spot
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 5: is Elon Musk.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's an embarrassing Come.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 5: On, man, I'm looking for a good night. He's like,
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 5: he's he's like, he's like, I'm not looking for any
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 5: relaxed night. I'm looking for your wild this night. And
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 5: then the reply is like, we've actually decided to cancel
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 5: the weekends. On Christmas Day.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 6: We're closed for a private event.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 4: You know how brutal that hang must be if pedophiles
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 4: are like, I'm not going.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 6: To fuck a kid this weekend. Yeah, yeah, I'm.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 4: Gonna take a weekend party.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: I just have kids at home, just ordering kids. Him
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: and Dershowitz, they were killing Alan Dershowitz. They're like, this
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: guy's fucking brutal.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 5: But it does make you wonder like Woody Allen? Was
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 5: he just like like everyone? It seemed like everyone loved
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 5: Whatody Allen. No one had a bad thing to say
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 5: about him.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 4: Was he at the Island?
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 5: Lived there?
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: He's the worst. I can't get on board with any
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: of his movies. I fucking hate all of his movies.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't really like him, even.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: The more like Midnight in Paris, the ones that he's.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 6: I liked Midnight in Paris.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 4: I forgot that I was gay when that came out.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 6: That Havingway is really good, It's really funny.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: What if I ran into all the heroes.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 4: I watched it again when I was older, and.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 6: I was like, this, sh.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 5: I think I watched it again recently and I was like,
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 5: still holds up.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 6: I've watched it on the flight home from Paris, and
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 6: I was like, that was the exact experience I have.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: Who are the other like ghosts that he.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 6: Runs into, Scott Fitzgerald, Gertrude Stein, it's all the Lost
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 6: Generation writers. But famously, did you read Movable Feast. There's
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 6: that scene where he goes to he goes to Gertrude
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 6: Stein's house and he's hanging out in the house waiting
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 6: for her, and he hears her having sex with another
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 6: woman and he alludes to it in a movable but
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 6: in a very veiled way, and I think it like
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 6: shook him because I don't know if he knew that
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 6: she was gay.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that would throw you off. Yeah, I told you
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 4: when I read the Sun also rises. I didn't know
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 4: the first time I read it, I didn't know his
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 4: dick got blown off.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he's the whole book I'm reading.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 4: I'm like, what the fuck is the hold up here?
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 4: Why doesn't he just get with this girl? They keep
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 4: saying how much they love each other?
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what that book's about.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah, is dick?
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: Is that Obama's favorite book or something like?
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 6: That?
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 4: Good book? But the first time I read it, I
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 4: was very confused. Yeah, And I reread it and it's
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 4: really early in the book you forgot about it, And
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 4: I was like, somehow I missed that chapter and then
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 4: was mad the entire book.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 6: What's her name again? That that woman calls her by
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 6: her last name? And it's like, I think, and it's
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 6: something very boy's name. Yeah, yeah, and we looked that up.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 6: What is it? Brett?
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 4: Brett?
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 6: Brett? Yeah, good memory.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Brett's a tough girl's name. That's like a tough
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 5: man's name.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 6: Now you really like Brett when you read the book? Yeah, yeah, Yes,
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 6: she's hot, but she's with another guy and it's kind
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 6: of tragic, and the other guy's at dupist and she
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 6: admits that, but she won't be with the protagonist because
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 6: he's impotent.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 5: What's the other guy's name, Ashley.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 4: No, but they're all like, they're all like Harvard guys.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 4: He's a Jewish guy that was a boxer or something.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah, but that part, the pearrest part of that
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 6: is is quick. Yeah, and then he goes down to
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 6: to Spain.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 4: You'd like it. I think there's some fishing in it.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah, there's a lot of fishing. Yeah.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 5: I'm dying to get it on the water. It's been
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 5: too long.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: You ever go fly fishing?
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 4: No, my dad did. I I didn't have it.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: He took us. It was fucking I mean, it was
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: brutal for me.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think it sucks.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: He didn't say a word about what to do. But
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: I want to try it again. You could have.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 4: Regular fishing is fun.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 5: Regular fishing is fun.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 6: You gotta go. You gotta go in New Zealand, you
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 6: gotta go. And not going to New Zealand. Fucking fly
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 6: fishing here it's good there. It's the best. It is.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 5: It is the best there is maybe Iceland or Patagony.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 5: I could do it, yeah, but it's definitely one of
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 5: the best, if not the best. You know, what's funny
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 5: that photo that everyone's making fun of a dave with
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 5: that fish? That fish the permit, it's like the hardest
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 5: fish in the world to catch.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you were steaming mass.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 5: I was fired off when I saw people were like
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 5: making fun of him.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 4: I was like, what are they making fun of?
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 6: Accomplishing fish or something? Body?
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 5: They were making fun of his body and the size
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 5: of the fish. They were like, tiny ass fish.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: I thought, great, he had won oblaque. That was back
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: me up on this frame. I mean that looked nice.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 6: I only looked at the fish.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 5: I didn't think his bod looked that bad. I'm being real.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: I think, fine, he had like one old bleak.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 5: I hope I look like that when I'm fifty.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: Right, That's what I mean.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 5: People are bodied, Yeah, I have tits now.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: At twenty five.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 6: Not drinking.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I can't imagine what thirty more years is going
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 5: to look like.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 6: Harry's gonna be. You're gonna be so slouched at fifty,
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 6: but you're like gonna just have to roll down the street.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 5: Now, I'm gonna have to.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah, like the upstairs at this the room's getting better.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 6: Put a curtain.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 5: It is pretty bad.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: This is his body as a man body. I look
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: at his left or his right oblique left in the picture.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: That's a nice oblique, a fine oblique.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 5: Not to mention the permit.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 6: That he's not oblique mill over here.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 5: We're really glossing over like I would be. I would
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 5: never stop talking about it. If I caught that fish.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: Why is it hard to catch?
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 5: They're just really hard to catch. I don't know. Why
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 5: is that how you hold it if it's dead, if
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 5: it's alive, definitely not.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 6: Dead.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: Now that's damn impressive. But I want to get We
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: gotta get back out.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 4: I just want to know.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 5: I think that was like it was probably the last
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 5: time I went fishing.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: Really, yeah, yeah, we gotta get back.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 6: What what are are you thinking about doing any international
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 6: tours again?
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 4: No Ireland? In England those are sick.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 6: Would you wouldn't never want to real play like a
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 6: big theater in Paris or a non English speaking country. Maybe? Yeah,
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 6: I don't know. Is there a market for you in
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 6: fucking Argentina?
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 4: I doubt it, Huh, I doubt Argentina. I mean I
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 4: heard there's some villages there that might like my ship.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 4: There's a couple of times there.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: Who knows how they got there.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 6: That would be cool.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 4: I mean, no, South America.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 5: You don't think you can do Brazil.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 4: No, I'm doing the halftime show Brazilian.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 6: What uh I was gonna say, isn't I saw some
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 6: of the places that louis going and I was like, what,
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 6: I feel like, I'm surprised there's not. I'm just speaking
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 6: in Europe for sure.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, India, isn't He did he do Ukraine? Like when
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 5: the Wars that was.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 6: Ready beginning again, I don't think he went.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I could be there because I remember talking to
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 4: them at the cellar about it. Yeah, because he was
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 4: taking Adrian.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 4: She was like, I don't know if if I should
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 4: tell him not to you guys. Like I remember being like,
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 4: Russia's not good ship.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: Years later, there's no boys left over there.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 5: I went to a restaurant the other day like vel Seca,
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 5: give me a gift, the Selka, the Selka, and I
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 5: was looking around and I was like, why do they
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 5: got all this Ukraine ship up still? And then I
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 5: was like, oh, it's a Ukrainian restaurant. We moved on. Yeah,
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 5: this is feels like.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 6: Begging.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 5: They have updated their decorations.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fucking brutal house. The food, it was good.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever had a.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 5: Ukrainian they do, they do like breakfast food.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: Where did uh see that? Where did you and Francis
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: go after after for Charles?
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 6: Uh? Fiddle sticks? No?
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 5: Really?
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's crazy.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 5: Why that's like a high school kid bar.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 4: It was just right across the street.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 5: We used to live right next to there, like every weekend. Yeah,
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 5: when I was nineteen. Not a bad bar. No, it
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 5: was good, solid pub, especially on a Sunday night.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah. It was empty.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, good time, good time.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I had a couple of beers. That's when I
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 4: realized he was obliterated. Yeah, he's dressed all night.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 5: That's like have you ever seen Marone gets hammered out
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 5: of where?
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 4: A couple of times, like thirty.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 5: Seconds prior you're having like a normal conversation, and then
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 5: you go back and he's blacked out, and you're like,
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 5: what what happened in the last minute?
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's really good.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 5: That was really good at the when you when you
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 5: did the cold open for SNL and we went to
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 5: that party after I remember like I went to the
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 5: bathroom or something and I came back and Roam.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 6: Was just ship what you were talking about?
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: Like we were doing magic with Seth Rogan he keet
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: on poking.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 4: Seth was frank, what are you up to?
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 5: Cool?
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 6: I don't mean to interrupt now now breath, so we
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 6: do run downstairs. It's Monday. We do present Monday Monday.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 6: And I got some presents, challenge coins. These are from Stephen.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 6: Steven's a bomb tech what in the army, So these
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 6: are challenge coins. That's his squadron. He gave us one.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: Wait, this is just worth just for you.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 6: Well no, he got one for both of you two.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 6: But since Harry value gifts, I think Harry should give
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 6: his the shame.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 4: Hey, you can put that next year. You call thing
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 4: that's like a real gamer.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's drue.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: Put it on your best.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 6: And then these are hit This is his uh, these
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 6: are his patches. It's yours, hurt locker, hurt locker type stuff.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 5: I'll take one of the real guy, get one of
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 5: those patches.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 6: Cool, huh, give me the bomb one.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: What's the stolen valley? It's like a helmet at Ohio
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: State twenty six bombs.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna start just like anytime I have to go
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 5: like a wedding and you start pressing this on its
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 5: rocking it.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 6: How cool is that? Challenge That's a pretty cool one, right,
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 6: So once you get them from well, in the military,
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 6: you get a challenge coin and it's like a Shane
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 6: you can probably, I don't.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 4: I'm not sure.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: It's like a Is it like once you've done something good?
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 6: No, I think, Oh, I don't know. I think it's
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 6: part of just like it represents the squadron you're in
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 6: or whatever. But I know that in the Marine Corps
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 6: at least, like I have one from my buddy Luke.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 6: And when they're out drinking, if someone says like, I'm
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 6: coining you and they bring out their coin, if you
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 6: don't have yours on you, you have to like pay
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 6: for the drinks or something like that.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 5: You should go to like a veteran's bar and pull that.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 6: Do you see anything about challenge coins.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: Represents So we can slap this down now and we
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: can drinks from someone.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was a delt the force bomb guy.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're gonna you're telling me you don't recognize this.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 5: Where did you see I do missions?
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 4: This is a funny phrase for a bomb squad group
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 4: and this was success or total failure.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, everybody describes it.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 5: Have you ever seen that Stolen Valor video of the
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 5: dude in the mall.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 4: They're always in the mall.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 6: That's great and.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 5: He's like one of the guy guys with his kid
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 5: and he's like he's like, what did what did you?
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 5: What was your focus in the military, It's like mostly missions.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 5: I pretty much just strictly did missions.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 4: There was a guy that came to just reminded me
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 4: of the story of This guy came to Helium one night.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 4: It was a good move. He emailed the headliner and
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 4: the club separately, yeah, and was like, I'm an opener
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 4: for this headliner. And then he emailed the headliner and
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 4: was like, I'm the opener from the club. So everyone's
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 4: on board and was like this.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 6: Guy is the feature.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 4: And he had never done stand up in his life.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 4: And it reminded me of Stolen Oat thing because the
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 4: owner of the club was like, where do you want
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 4: the light? And he was like, just on me. They
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 4: were like what he said, he went out until one minute.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 4: It was like, it's harder than I thought.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 5: That's a crazy move. Emailing the booker and the and
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 5: the good move. Yeah, that's insane.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: It's genius, but also a socio.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you gotta be a complete I'm gonna be good
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 4: at standing.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah. And show host, I'll do twenty five.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he's featuring. He's chilling in the green room while
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 5: the host is on.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 4: And Jerry, the guy who runs healing. Yeah, his like
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 4: he was a I knew what we were fucked when
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 4: I asked him at the light just keep.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 6: It on me spot. I was telling Shane and I
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 6: told you. But Batavia, Illinois has one of the best
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 6: comedy clubs in the country. Yeah. Yeah, the comedy Bault
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 6: is unbelievable. Yeah, it's just like I had no idea
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 6: top to bottom. I gotta get out there, fantastic.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 5: I gotta get out there stacked.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we gotta get sass out there. You're gonna love.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: How far from Chicago is it from O'Hare?
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah, just like an hour and twenty in traffic, hour
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 6: and a half. They do things so well, there's so
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 6: many little things. They don't drop checks until you're done
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 6: with your head mining set.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 6: That is nice, just so nice.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: But as a fan, it's tough to get out of there.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: I'll be honest, really slow us down?
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 6: Maybe so maybe so if that club can do that,
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 6: though it does maybe me wonder why every club doesn't
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 6: do it.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 5: Because they wanted the show to be over and they
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 5: want to go home.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 6: Well, they turned the room over for the late show
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 6: in twenty minutes because I thought it would be like, Okay,
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 6: well maybe they need to turn the room. You can
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 6: ask you can ask them to do that.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 4: You can try. Yeah, have you you did that yet?
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: He hasn't been in a fucking club in a minute.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 5: I know, like no one yelling for hot dogs.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: A dog? Oh my god? All right, I think we're good.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 6: Nice.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 5: Thank you, thank you so much, Thank you so much.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 4: I love seeing the growth of the pod.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: Thank you kill yeah, thank you for king making us
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: by coming on.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 6: We appreciate that.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 5: The last time you were on so long ago, we.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: Were we were all hungover, and I think the whole
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: time we're like, so, what was it like getting kicked off?
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I had a good, like three year podcast run.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 6: What was it like?
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: We were evenself where we're like, we're not going to
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: ask you, but what was it like?
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 6: Fuck?
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well you at anything you want to promote?
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 4: No tires in a couple of months.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 6: Hell yeah, don't look at me.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 4: Maybe I don't know. We're working on it.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 6: I love it.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 4: See if we get some frank in there fu.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah hell yes, appreciate you, brother, Thank you for listening.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 5: We'll see you on Thursday.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 6: Goodbye. That fucking suck.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 4: That sucks.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 8: Still okay, you little I was showing a fall in
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 8: one way. I was only fooling one bad.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 6: Day.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 8: We'll drink dig.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 6: Foo foo was.
• 1:18:25
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• 1:18:37
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