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DLHS Hour 1 | Michelle Obama Happy Children Out the House · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: I am extremely remiss to have not mentioned this before,
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  Speaker 1: but our prayers are definitely what the people that were
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  Speaker 1: involved in the Tibet and China mudslides. And so anybody
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  Speaker 1: who believes that a global warming isn't real or it's
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  Speaker 1: just a hoax, ask all those thousands of people who
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  Speaker 1: will lose their lives.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 1: A piece of the glacier broke off, right? Yep. And
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  Speaker 1: what was it caused by?
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  Speaker 2: Global warming.
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  Speaker 1: Right. Those floods that killed all those people in the
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  Speaker 1: Grand Canyon, what was it caused by? Global warming. I've
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  Speaker 1: been thinking about this and a big, big shout out
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  Speaker 1: to all the people that came out to see me
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  Speaker 1: in Boston. Let me tell you something. Boston is a beautiful, beautiful,
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  Speaker 1: beautiful city. It really is. It really is. It's amazing
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  Speaker 1: how the cities that people, you know, this urban blight
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  Speaker 1: that people were worried about and talked about and You know, people,
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  Speaker 1: you know, they talk about it's amazing how the cities,
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  Speaker 1: the big urban cities are coming back and the rural
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  Speaker 1: communities are struggling a little more. So it's it's interesting.
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  Speaker 1: It's just such a beautiful city. I was I was
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  Speaker 1: talking to my daughter earlier today and I asked her
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  Speaker 1: what she was doing. And she said that she was,
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  Speaker 1: you know, she was buying a half a cow. She
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  Speaker 1: was buying a half a cow. What? So her and
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  Speaker 1: her friends went and bought a half a cow. And because,
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  Speaker 1: you know, you just now you can't like every single day,
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  Speaker 1: there are a couple of dozen like food recalls. Yep.
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  Speaker 1: And the man who can starve you, who feeds you
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  Speaker 1: can starve you too. And what is readily apparent is
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  Speaker 1: one of the things that this government is determined to do.
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  Speaker 1: It is not an accident that our food is tainted.
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  Speaker 1: It's not an accident. And that the people who are
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  Speaker 1: supposed to be responsible for for monitoring it are not there.
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  Speaker 1: It was all in Project 2025. The man who feeds
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  Speaker 1: you can starve you too. It's not an accident that
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  Speaker 1: farmers now, because what happened is people traditionally, these rural communities,
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  Speaker 1: the ones that are always telling you to pull yourself
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  Speaker 1: out of your bootstrap were so heavily dependent on the government.
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  Speaker 1: They didn't know That those bootstraps were paid for with
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  Speaker 1: food stamps. They didn't know. They know now. They didn't know.
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  Speaker 1: All right. Happy birthday to Chris Tucker. Happy birthday to
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  Speaker 1: Joe Budden. I think he got engaged over the weekend.
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  Speaker 1: I'm married, right?
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  Speaker 2: I thought so, but I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I knew it was his birthday, and I couldn't tell
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  Speaker 1: if he was celebrating his birthday, but it did look
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  Speaker 1: like a wedding or something. That looked like he jumped
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  Speaker 1: off a wedding cake.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what happened.
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  Speaker 1: Happy birthday. Whatever you're celebrating, I'm celebrating with you. Happy
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  Speaker 1: birthday to Larry Fitzgerald. Happy birthday to Richard Gere. Happy
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  Speaker 1: birthday to Sarah Ramirez. Dr. Callie Torres on Grey's Anatomy.
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  Speaker 1: Happy birthday to Char Jackson. Happy birthday to Egyptian Lover.
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  Speaker 1: Happy birthday to M-G-J. A-Ball and M-G-J. Happy birthday to
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  Speaker 1: Larry Waddell. M-J-G. He lost a lot of weight.
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  Speaker 2: Did you see him?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. It ain't MSG no more, that's for sure. Happy
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  Speaker 1: birthday to Fanfire Freddy. Happy birthday to Tom Coughlin. Happy
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  Speaker 1: birthday to Jalen Brunson. Happy birthday to Ernie Shavers. Happy
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  Speaker 1: birthday to City Spud from the St. Lunatics. Possibly happy
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  Speaker 1: birthday to Frank Robinson. What a nice dude he was.
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  Speaker 1: He was a really nice man. And happy birthday to
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  Speaker 1: Buddy Hackett. He was one of my favorite comics. And
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  Speaker 1: I remember we was doing this pilot years ago for Sony.
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  Speaker 1: And he was on it, I think the New Gong
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  Speaker 1: Show or something. And Buddy Hacker was on it. He
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  Speaker 1: was a little slower. And Sony was like, we're going
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  Speaker 1: to cut him. And I said, well, I'm going to leave.
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  Speaker 1: Y'all cut him. I'm not going to stay here. And
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  Speaker 1: they offered us all TVs, and we stayed. We all left,
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  Speaker 1: and they kept Buddy Huckin' on that pilot, too. That
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  Speaker 1: was great. Wow. Yeah, he was a dope comic. Happy
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  Speaker 1: birthday to James Colburn. We got a great show lined
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  Speaker 1: up for you. Jasmine's going to tell us what's trending,
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  Speaker 1: what's trending. Wow.
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  Speaker 2: So Michelle Obama is getting a little bit of backlash.
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  Speaker 2: So silly. She was basically telling Jon Stewart how she
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  Speaker 2: doesn't miss, you know, having her daughters at home. You know,
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  Speaker 2: she basically said.
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  Speaker 1: I'm good.
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  Speaker 2: And for whatever reason, especially in the Republican Party, they
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  Speaker 2: said they felt that it sounded more like resentment. And
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  Speaker 2: as a mother, you shouldn't say those things. But she
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  Speaker 2: was like, I love my schedule. I have a great
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  Speaker 2: schedule and it's mine and I can do.
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  Speaker 1: Whatever I want to. I didn't hear what she said.
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  Speaker 1: What did she say?
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  Speaker 2: She told Jon Stewart, I'm good. When he asked if
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  Speaker 2: you miss having your daughters at home, he said, I'm good.
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  Speaker 1: Who does? What are you talking about? Why are you
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  Speaker 1: talking like that?
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  Speaker 2: And why do they care what those hypocrites say anyway?
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  Speaker 1: Exactly. They raise their kids. They raise their kids. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if you know that just because you
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  Speaker 1: made the economy so bad now our kids have to
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  Speaker 1: live at home longer doesn't mean we want them to.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody likes their kids to be with them all the time.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. What are you talking about? That's insane. And
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  Speaker 1: they pick everything to get mad at her about. She
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  Speaker 1: raised her kids. I tell you what, her kids have
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  Speaker 1: been in fewer scandals than Trump's kids. Yep. Yep.
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  Speaker 2: They stay out of trouble. They stay out of trouble.
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  Speaker 2: And they're there and they're successful.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, come on. Let me tell you something. As soon
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  Speaker 1: as it's over, I bet you what? The next time
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  Speaker 1: you see Trump's name, his kid's name will be on
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  Speaker 1: an indictment.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: As soon as this as soon as this as soon
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  Speaker 1: as this little foray is over. Watch. Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: For sure. Well, listen, here's something else that's trending. And
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  Speaker 2: this is this is the conversation I'm sure, Skip DL,
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  Speaker 2: you've had this happen a lot. So Coco Gauff, you know,
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  Speaker 2: I guess her mom or somebody posted something on social
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  Speaker 2: media basically saying, you know, all of her guest tickets
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  Speaker 2: are spoken for. And you need to buy your ticket
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  Speaker 2: if you want to see her in person. And she
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  Speaker 2: was like, she hopped online and she was like, I
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  Speaker 2: didn't even know she was posting this, but y'all done
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  Speaker 2: stressed my mama and my daddy out. And so the
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  Speaker 2: conversation became, if you are successful like that and you're
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  Speaker 2: selling tickets, are you obligated or should it be something
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  Speaker 2: that you do for your family that wants to come
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  Speaker 2: out and see you? And I'm sure you've experienced that
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  Speaker 2: quite a bit, Dio. Because I know I hit you
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  Speaker 2: all the time. My friend want to come to the show.
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  Speaker 1: I hate when people go, I'm coming to support you.
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  Speaker 1: Let me have a free ticket. Those things don't go together.
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  Speaker 2: That ain't support.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. That's not support. That's freeload. No. I do it anyway,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm just saying that's not something to support me.
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  Speaker 2: As a freeloader, I'm laughing. But you know what? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: but the mom was like, listen, you come plus your one,
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  Speaker 2: but then you bring six, an entourage of six.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just talking about playing theater. These b * * * * es,
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  Speaker 1: this is the one. Oh, man. Tennis. $ 7, 500 tickets is
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  Speaker 1: not quite the same thing.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's not the same. It's not the same. But
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  Speaker 2: either way, buy your own ticket. That's called support. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And that's what's true.
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  Speaker 1: You watch it on ESPN. That's what you do. All right.
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  Speaker 1: So I grew up on 135th and Navalon in Los Angeles.
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  Speaker 1: And I remember my mother and her friends on the street.
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  Speaker 1: They were always... pickling something or canning something or preserving something.
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  Speaker 1: As a matter of fact, I don't ever recall going
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  Speaker 1: to the grocery store for vegetables at all. I don't
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  Speaker 1: think I did that until I became an adult. But
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  Speaker 1: she grew greens and she grew tomatoes and peaches and
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  Speaker 1: she grew corn and she grew onions and Just everything
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  Speaker 1: we needed, she grew it in the backyard. And I
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  Speaker 1: hated it. Hated it. She would get eggs from a
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  Speaker 1: little Mexican lady on Main Street. And the eggs were
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  Speaker 1: always a different color. And sometimes there'd be a feather
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  Speaker 1: sticking out of them. It was always weird. And she
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  Speaker 1: kept everything in the deep freezer. And I resented it.
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  Speaker 1: And I thought, well, when we grow up, I'm never
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  Speaker 1: going to do that again. I'm not going to grow stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Everything I get is going to come from the store.
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  Speaker 1: As a matter of fruit, if you were walking home
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  Speaker 1: and you wanted fruit at all, you could just climb
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  Speaker 1: a fence and get it. Every neighbor, I mean, it's California,
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  Speaker 1: so fruit was everywhere. It was oranges, it was apples,
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  Speaker 1: it was pears, it was plums. Every black dude I
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  Speaker 1: knew growing up in my neighborhood had a dog bite
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  Speaker 1: for trying to hop over a fence to get some fruit.
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  Speaker 1: I remember we never went to the store, grocery store,
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  Speaker 1: to get anything other than like meat. and bread and cereal.
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  Speaker 1: Everything came out of that garden and I hated it.
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  Speaker 1: And they were always pickling and preserving and canning. The
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  Speaker 1: only time I ever had ice cream from a store
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  Speaker 1: was when it was like a birthday party and you
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  Speaker 1: would only get that Neapolitan ice cream. And I was
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  Speaker 1: talking to my daughter the other day and she lives
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  Speaker 1: in Atlanta and I asked her what she was doing.
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  Speaker 1: And she said that she was ordering a half a
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  Speaker 1: cow and her and her friends were ordering half a
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  Speaker 1: cow because the food Situation is so bad, it's so expensive,
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  Speaker 1: and it's so tainted, they don't trust it anymore. And
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  Speaker 1: I realized then that she was buying a deep freezer,
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  Speaker 1: which is what we grew up with. We had a
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  Speaker 1: deep freezer. I didn't even know it was a deep freezer.
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  Speaker 1: We called it a lay-down refrigerator, and it was always
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  Speaker 1: in the garage, and it always had something. Like, every
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  Speaker 1: time my father's friend would go get something that they shot,
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  Speaker 1: it would be in the white paper in the freezer,
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  Speaker 1: and it was always peas or something they put up.
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  Speaker 1: And I didn't like it because it made me feel
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  Speaker 1: like we weren't doing well. And what they were doing
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  Speaker 1: is feeding us. They were all about making sure that
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  Speaker 1: they could eat no matter what. And I remember growing
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  Speaker 1: up and thinking that that was silly, that you could
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  Speaker 1: get everything you needed from the store. And now I
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  Speaker 1: know they were right. They were right. They had anything
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  Speaker 1: you couldn't get from her, somebody else had. If you
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  Speaker 1: had these peas and I had this, it was a
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  Speaker 1: collaborative communal thing. And they knew how to feed their families.
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  Speaker 1: Whereas I grew up not knowing how to. Everything I
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  Speaker 1: needed came from the store. So it's full circle to
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  Speaker 1: see my daughter start to act like my mother used to.
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  Speaker 1: She grows things in her garden. She puts stuff up.
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  Speaker 1: She pickles stuff. She's putting stuff in a deep freezer.
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  Speaker 1: And it's amazing to me. To admit, like, you always
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  Speaker 1: think your parents were doing things that you never understood.
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  Speaker 1: And they would always say, when you get older, you will.
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  Speaker 1: So I said all of that to say, tomorrow I'm
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  Speaker 1: buying a damn deep freezer. That's a little note from
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  Speaker 1: the GED section. It's the D.L. Hughley Show.
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  Speaker 2: She's jazz.
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  Speaker 1: She's smart. It's the Jazzy Report on the D.L. Hughley Show.
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  Speaker 2: Louisiana has one of the cruelest, most extreme anti-homeless bills
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  Speaker 2: anywhere in the country. The new bill will make it
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  Speaker 2: a crime to sleep outside in Louisiana, punishing homeless people
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  Speaker 2: with harsh fines and jail sentences while simultaneously setting the
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  Speaker 2: stage for forced treatment and forced labor.
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  Speaker 1: You know who would never do that? A Muslim lawmaker. Well,
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  Speaker 1: a Muslim lawmaker would never do that. A Muslim lawmaker
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  Speaker 1: would never do that. Yeah. It's the ones who are
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  Speaker 1: supposed to love Christ so much to do stuff like that. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You would never see Mondami or this kid outside forwarding
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  Speaker 1: legislation like that. And you tell me I'm supposed to
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  Speaker 1: be scared of who he, whatever he doing, he doing
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  Speaker 1: it better than y'all. Because I'm going to tell you something.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not talking about the people that go to church
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  Speaker 1: every day. I ain't talking about, but lawmakers, people who
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  Speaker 1: are evangelist lawmakers are the cruelest people on the face
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  Speaker 1: of the earth. Yep.
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  Speaker 2: Without question. And here's the thing that's crazy. So if
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  Speaker 2: they once they force you off the street, they put
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  Speaker 2: you into these, I guess, old abandoned.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: And if you can't afford it, then you become an
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  Speaker 2: indentured servant.
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  Speaker 1: You're slavery.
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  Speaker 2: Of course. Slavery. Of course. Terrible. Anyway, a Dutch drug
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  Speaker 2: addiction and mental health institute has warned users about lethal
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  Speaker 2: ecstasy pills that are shaped to look like the head
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  Speaker 2: of Donald Trump. Several of the pills have been handed
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  Speaker 2: in recently at network centers that test for drugs before
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  Speaker 2: they take them. And they've released a picture of it.
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  Speaker 2: And it basically has a depiction of Trump's head on
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  Speaker 2: one side and then NL and Trump stamped on the other.
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  Speaker 1: I know it help you lie better.
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  Speaker 2: That's for sure. And feel good about the lies you tell, apparently.
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  Speaker 1: Does it stop you from shitting your pants? Does it
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  Speaker 1: do that?
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 1: Don't do that.
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  Speaker 2: Don't do that.