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INTERVIEW: Marlon Wayans Talks Grief And Comedy, Being Too Tired For Sex, New Special + More · The Breakfast Club

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Wake that ass up in the morning. The breakfast Club Morning.
• 0:04
  Speaker 1: Everybody's the j n V.
• 0:06
  Speaker 2: Just hilarious. Charlamage the guy. We are the breakfast Club.
• 0:09
  Speaker 2: We got a special guest in the building.
• 0:11
  Speaker 1: Marlawaan's welcome back brother.
• 0:13
  Speaker 3: What's happening? How y'all doing people?
• 0:15
  Speaker 1: How you feeling?
• 0:16
  Speaker 4: I'm good?
• 0:17
  Speaker 3: What's Charlamagne?
• 0:18
  Speaker 2: Charlemagne had a book signing and oh wow, this couldn't
• 0:22
  Speaker 2: make it back.
• 0:23
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 0:23
  Speaker 5: So I don't get to I don't have to hear
• 0:25
  Speaker 5: his instigative mouth today. Now, okay, good, he's okay with family. Yeah, anyway, nigga,
• 0:32
  Speaker 5: Like we were saying.
• 0:33
  Speaker 1: That's right. We got to start with congratulations.
• 0:36
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 0:37
  Speaker 1: You have to tell me your son just graduated from college.
• 0:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, how did you get so many tickets for the
• 0:43
  Speaker 2: whole Wayne's families to get.
• 0:44
  Speaker 1: Because they only give you two tickets? No, you had
• 0:47
  Speaker 1: everybody there?
• 0:48
  Speaker 5: Usc did us dirty? I was like, I spent all
• 0:51
  Speaker 5: this money. I was probably spend a half million dollars
• 0:53
  Speaker 5: sending my child of school there and they gave us
• 0:55
  Speaker 5: three tickets. And I was like, do you know my
• 0:57
  Speaker 5: family right?
• 0:58
  Speaker 3: Three tickets too? Who is this for? We are the
• 1:01
  Speaker 3: wayans is? And they was like, that's all we have.
• 1:04
  Speaker 3: So I was like, yeah, too late. Fuck that school.
• 1:06
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna so l m U. I hit them up
• 1:09
  Speaker 5: and they was like, we'll accommodate you. I said, you
• 1:10
  Speaker 5: sure you want to do this? This is sure, And
• 1:13
  Speaker 5: they gave us a room. So it was like forty
• 1:15
  Speaker 5: five wayans is in the house and uh, they gave
• 1:17
  Speaker 5: us this nice sweet and it was kind of far,
• 1:20
  Speaker 5: which means we had to yell.
• 1:21
  Speaker 3: And so when my son goes to for I was like,
• 1:23
  Speaker 3: but it was so many of you. It was a
• 1:24
  Speaker 3: whole squad. And he hurt us too. I was like,
• 1:26
  Speaker 3: you ain't dumb.
• 1:28
  Speaker 4: You ain't dumb, like a teacher said, I mean, it's
• 1:30
  Speaker 4: gonna be somebody.
• 1:33
  Speaker 1: Even though I did cracked the nut I had sex
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  Speaker 1: with true Mama.
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  Speaker 3: But I didn't. I just like to yell embarrassing things.
• 1:41
  Speaker 4: I never actually I never tried cracking.
• 1:42
  Speaker 3: It looks interesting, but it's not for me.
• 1:44
  Speaker 6: Never tried it.
• 1:45
  Speaker 3: I just you know, it's just something in that drug
• 1:47
  Speaker 3: that nike a loon niggas want to suck dick. And
• 1:49
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't know if that drug is for me.
• 1:53
  Speaker 3: I agree, I agree.
• 1:56
  Speaker 4: We got this man, I'm good.
• 1:58
  Speaker 6: So good grief is out?
• 2:00
  Speaker 4: What? All right?
• 2:02
  Speaker 6: So when you think of grief, you never think of good?
• 2:04
  Speaker 6: So what what was your How did you come up
• 2:07
  Speaker 6: with good grief?
• 2:09
  Speaker 5: I mean, Charlie Brown fan, you know, and I just
• 2:11
  Speaker 5: and it's just like I felt like at this point
• 2:14
  Speaker 5: in my life, a fifty like life, forty seven, life.
• 2:18
  Speaker 3: Just started getting hard. Just you know, you go through things.
• 2:21
  Speaker 5: If you live long enough, you're gonna you go and
• 2:22
  Speaker 5: see some dark times, Ain't that right, Charlemagne?
• 2:27
  Speaker 3: Dark time?
• 2:31
  Speaker 5: He knows I'm talking about his kin what it used
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  Speaker 5: to be. Anyway, what I'm saying, he ain't here to
• 2:36
  Speaker 5: defend this.
• 2:37
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna give you dunky of to day.
• 2:39
  Speaker 5: Dunk here, a good day goes to Charlemagne to God
• 2:41
  Speaker 5: for not being here for this interview. And you know,
• 2:44
  Speaker 5: I love you, brother, but it's wrong for you to
• 2:46
  Speaker 5: be missing flights. You know better, You know better, get
• 2:49
  Speaker 5: your ass on the flight and be here when Legends
• 2:52
  Speaker 5: is in the building and my photo is right there.
• 2:57
  Speaker 5: All right, So I'm gonna split donkey of the day
• 3:00
  Speaker 5: Charalamagne because he did put my photo on the wall.
• 3:03
  Speaker 5: But why you put me looking like lok dog and
• 3:05
  Speaker 5: why my eyes bugged out like that. I know, like
• 3:08
  Speaker 5: country rain, here's a my whole thing here, guys, is
• 3:13
  Speaker 5: what's that talk about?
• 3:16
  Speaker 1: Is good?
• 3:17
  Speaker 5: Because I wanted to gift people like something like I'm
• 3:23
  Speaker 5: I think for me as a as as an artist,
• 3:26
  Speaker 5: I want to be bigger than just like jokes. I
• 3:29
  Speaker 5: need to give him something that sticks. And I think
• 3:31
  Speaker 5: life experiences a little bit of lesson and a little
• 3:35
  Speaker 5: a lot of bit of like God here and there.
• 3:37
  Speaker 5: People need that right now. And I want to rescue
• 3:39
  Speaker 5: people because depression is real. And I was battling depression
• 3:42
  Speaker 5: when I lost fifty seven fifty eight people I loved
• 3:46
  Speaker 5: in three years, and then I lost my parents. So
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  Speaker 5: I was just say like I couldn't even say the
• 3:52
  Speaker 5: word like, I couldn't even say, can I curse?
• 3:56
  Speaker 3: I couldn't.
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  Speaker 5: I missed my mama so much. I couldn't even say
• 3:58
  Speaker 5: the word mother and say motherfucker. I couldn't I talking
• 4:02
  Speaker 5: about say I'd start crying because I'm that's my girl.
• 4:06
  Speaker 3: I was born on her birthday.
• 4:08
  Speaker 5: So I realized as I was going through it in
• 4:11
  Speaker 5: the middle of working on my mother set my father past,
• 4:14
  Speaker 5: and I was like, wow, let me keep working and
• 4:17
  Speaker 5: getting through this, and I started finding light and their
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  Speaker 5: experience and the joy of the laughter and what they
• 4:23
  Speaker 5: taught me and all the jewels and the lessons, and
• 4:25
  Speaker 5: how grateful I was to be able to even have
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  Speaker 5: my parents for forty seven to fifty years of my life.
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  Speaker 5: And so instead of just grieving where it's misery, I'm
• 4:34
  Speaker 5: going no, no, no, no. You go through darkness to
• 4:36
  Speaker 5: find something light. So it's all about your perspective. If
• 4:40
  Speaker 5: you find jokes, you find laughter, it's healing. So I've
• 4:44
  Speaker 5: learned to laugh at things that hurt me as soon
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  Speaker 5: as possible. And I think that's where I create from now,
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  Speaker 5: and that's my best art. I'm telling you, like I
• 4:53
  Speaker 5: feel like these are my best years. When my parents
• 4:56
  Speaker 5: left me, they left me with something. They left me
• 4:59
  Speaker 5: with this confidence. Now now I know I always had God,
• 5:02
  Speaker 5: but now I got wings. I got my mom on
• 5:04
  Speaker 5: my right, I got my dad on my left, and
• 5:06
  Speaker 5: now I'm lifting into this place where oh I see it,
• 5:10
  Speaker 5: I see stand up, I see like in.
• 5:12
  Speaker 3: Movies I do dramas. I used to have to reach
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  Speaker 3: for tears. I don't have to reach no more. I
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  Speaker 3: got things.
• 5:18
  Speaker 5: Think about my parents and how much I'm missing and
• 5:21
  Speaker 5: I cried like like Daniel Klua, I had them get
• 5:27
  Speaker 5: out tears on.
• 5:27
  Speaker 2: You last time you were here. I actually, you know,
• 5:30
  Speaker 2: I think you got the call that he was It was.
• 5:32
  Speaker 2: It was bad because I remember when you came up.
• 5:35
  Speaker 2: They were like, well, he just got the call, so
• 5:37
  Speaker 2: we don't know if he wants to continue with the interview.
• 5:38
  Speaker 2: And you still continue with the interview.
• 5:40
  Speaker 3: So I was gonna don't make my money, and I
• 5:43
  Speaker 3: don't make my money.
• 5:44
  Speaker 1: How you just go from sad?
• 5:45
  Speaker 5: But I miss your dad, But I got to pay
• 5:48
  Speaker 5: for your funeral, So not interview. No, I had worse
• 5:53
  Speaker 5: than that. So he got over that one. The show
• 5:56
  Speaker 5: must go on the audience as much as they understand.
• 6:00
  Speaker 5: I don't want to make them understand I'm a pro. Right,
• 6:03
  Speaker 5: So I got to call my dad died fifteen minutes
• 6:06
  Speaker 5: before I was going on stage. And it was a
• 6:08
  Speaker 5: small club. It was Flappers in LA and I was
• 6:10
  Speaker 5: just kind of working out, getting ready for a bigger show.
• 6:16
  Speaker 5: And right then and there, I got to call my
• 6:18
  Speaker 5: dad died and I had two shows. So I was like,
• 6:22
  Speaker 5: I cried in my car, I took a deep breath,
• 6:25
  Speaker 5: I did what my dad did when he had hard days.
• 6:28
  Speaker 5: I talked to God and then I was like, all right,
• 6:31
  Speaker 5: let's go do this. Because my dad wouldn't want me
• 6:33
  Speaker 5: to cancel the show. He go, you better make that
• 6:35
  Speaker 5: money jet And so I honored my parents. I do
• 6:38
  Speaker 5: the work, and then on stage I let the audience know,
• 6:40
  Speaker 5: thank y'all for letting me get through this, and broke
• 6:43
  Speaker 5: down crying. And it's funny, man, when you allow yourself
• 6:47
  Speaker 5: to be vulnerable on the stage, you don't really know
• 6:49
  Speaker 5: the audience is love until you're in a bad situation,
• 6:54
  Speaker 5: and then you feel their support because they come and
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  Speaker 5: that they hold you up, and even if they don't
• 7:00
  Speaker 5: don't do it physically, the fact that they appreciate you
• 7:03
  Speaker 5: as an artist and you feel their love. You don't
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  Speaker 5: feel their love sometimes when we're doing well when you're
• 7:09
  Speaker 5: doing bad. And that that night was only the four
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  Speaker 5: hundred people, But thank you for everybody that held me
• 7:16
  Speaker 5: up during that that that that night, and it was
• 7:18
  Speaker 5: a great night. I got two stand ovations and it
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  Speaker 5: wasn't because of the tears. I didn't use the tears
• 7:22
  Speaker 5: to get the standing ovation. I got stand vasion on
• 7:24
  Speaker 5: him Joe, because then after it I was like, my
• 7:27
  Speaker 5: dad is dead.
• 7:28
  Speaker 1: Is it therapy for you?
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  Speaker 2: Because you talk about it a lot in this in
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  Speaker 2: this special Right. And my son who just turned ten
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  Speaker 2: a couple of days ago, Right, he was very close
• 7:38
  Speaker 2: to his grandmother. He lost his grandmother, So for a birthday,
• 7:40
  Speaker 2: he was crying, right, And he cries a lot when
• 7:43
  Speaker 2: he thinks about her.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not as sensitive as he is, so it gets
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  Speaker 2: to the point where I don't know what to say anymore.
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  Speaker 1: So last night I was like, you're being selfish and
• 7:51
  Speaker 1: he's crying.
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 1: He looks at me, like what because you know if
• 7:53
  Speaker 1: he wants people look, you're being selfish.
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  Speaker 3: You go, what you mean?
• 7:56
  Speaker 5: I go?
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  Speaker 2: You know if grandma was here, she would be in pain,
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  Speaker 2: to be hurt, Yeah, dementia, I said, Right now, she's
• 8:01
  Speaker 2: in heaven looking down and she ain't in pain.
• 8:03
  Speaker 1: So you wanted to come back down.
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  Speaker 4: Here in pain.
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  Speaker 1: So you used to give your son a guilt consciences.
• 8:08
  Speaker 4: He may never cried against but but.
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  Speaker 3: You know why he loves her so much. Because people parents,
• 8:17
  Speaker 3: as they get older, right, they get nicer.
• 8:20
  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know if they trying to work their way
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  Speaker 5: into heaven or what, but they get nice, and my
• 8:25
  Speaker 5: mom and dad, like your parents and your grandparents, ain't
• 8:28
  Speaker 5: gonna be as nice to you as they are to
• 8:30
  Speaker 5: your kids.
• 8:31
  Speaker 3: You get the sweetest, sweetest version of them. So she
• 8:36
  Speaker 3: whipped your ass. He didn't. He didn't get noose fankers.
• 8:38
  Speaker 3: He's like them. I was the best. She gave me candy.
• 8:40
  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying. But you know so.
• 8:42
  Speaker 3: But it's it's good to teach him. Laughter, man, let
• 8:45
  Speaker 3: him watch the special.
• 8:47
  Speaker 1: Well I would have.
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  Speaker 2: But see, I think you pulled out the A K
• 8:50
  Speaker 2: forty seven. You're just shooting at everybody like you watch it.
• 8:53
  Speaker 2: You not scared somebody gonna put you in the face.
• 8:59
  Speaker 1: Jesus.
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  Speaker 3: I just here's the thing. I only talk about people
• 9:01
  Speaker 3: that either I could beat up or I know I
• 9:03
  Speaker 3: could run from.
• 9:05
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 9:05
  Speaker 3: Shaq can't catch me. Okay can't catch me.
• 9:09
  Speaker 4: He can't check he can't.
• 9:11
  Speaker 3: He can't even catch Charles Barkley or Kenny or Kenny
• 9:13
  Speaker 3: dismiss and you see his legs.
• 9:17
  Speaker 4: You can't be able to catch this, can't he dismissed
• 9:25
  Speaker 4: legs on backwards? That's my boy.
• 9:30
  Speaker 5: Every disease, every disease you gave the shock shat got
• 9:35
  Speaker 5: a good sense of humor.
• 9:36
  Speaker 4: He gonna.
• 9:39
  Speaker 3: Shack. No, he don't know. Nobody understand what he's saying.
• 9:41
  Speaker 3: But he's my guy, is the first one.
• 9:43
  Speaker 4: Huh.
• 9:45
  Speaker 3: Now that makes your problem.
• 9:46
  Speaker 4: But I hope I can outrun him.
• 9:53
  Speaker 3: No, I'm in trouble. But here's the thing.
• 9:55
  Speaker 5: And I talk about magic, right, But what I didn't
• 9:57
  Speaker 5: put in the Special that I because for timing is
• 10:02
  Speaker 5: and this is honestly, I say magic is a hero.
• 10:06
  Speaker 5: I look at magic and I'm like, yo, because let
• 10:08
  Speaker 5: me tell you something, like the whole special, the theme
• 10:10
  Speaker 5: of the special, life sometimes deals.
• 10:13
  Speaker 3: You a really bad hand. You don't always have pocket ass.
• 10:18
  Speaker 5: Sometimes you got a two out of ten and you
• 10:20
  Speaker 5: sitting there and you gotta play the rest of your hand.
• 10:22
  Speaker 1: The rest of your life. And it's not about your cards.
• 10:25
  Speaker 5: Magic has taught everybody it's not about the cards you
• 10:28
  Speaker 5: get dealt It's about how you play your hand. That
• 10:30
  Speaker 5: man is more successful now than he's ever been. I
• 10:33
  Speaker 5: look at him like a hero. I'm really he is magic,
• 10:37
  Speaker 5: Like I'm for him to conquer that in front of
• 10:40
  Speaker 5: our eyes. I think, like that's a hero story. Now,
• 10:44
  Speaker 5: of course I got these jokes, but the point is.
• 10:46
  Speaker 3: He's a hero. Bro.
• 10:48
  Speaker 5: You you said he shouldn't be here. You say he
• 10:52
  Speaker 5: shouldn't be here. He said be Dad, I didn't say that.
• 10:55
  Speaker 3: I said someone else.
• 10:57
  Speaker 1: But I'm telling the joke.
• 10:58
  Speaker 3: But like you said, he shouldn't be I didn't say
• 11:01
  Speaker 3: that like that. I think, right, yeah it was. It
• 11:05
  Speaker 3: wasn't that like its interpreted my word like that. I
• 11:09
  Speaker 3: love them, Okay, I do. I love them, But these
• 11:11
  Speaker 3: are these jokes, man.
• 11:12
  Speaker 5: I think everybody needs to learn to laugh again, even
• 11:17
  Speaker 5: at dark stuff. We need to be rescued. They're not
• 11:19
  Speaker 5: doing comedies. People ain't doing real jokes no more. Everybody
• 11:23
  Speaker 5: trying to just do this happy fier fuck that. I'm
• 11:26
  Speaker 5: here for these jokes. And if you got a problem,
• 11:28
  Speaker 5: then ay man, I'm sorry. Some people are gonna be
• 11:30
  Speaker 5: offended by your jokes. But if I tell a joke
• 11:32
  Speaker 5: in ninety nine and a crown full of one thousand
• 11:35
  Speaker 5: people and nine hundred and ninety nine people laugh, that's
• 11:38
  Speaker 5: a damn good joke and that one person walk out,
• 11:41
  Speaker 5: that's a sensitive motherfucker. Now if I tell a joke
• 11:45
  Speaker 5: and nine hundred and ninety nine people walk out and
• 11:48
  Speaker 5: one person laughing, you gotta change that joke.
• 11:51
  Speaker 3: So for me, I heard a lot of laughs.
• 11:53
  Speaker 5: So I'm gonna do them jokes and if somebody's sensitive
• 11:56
  Speaker 5: then and I get canceled. Great, Canceled me means you
• 12:00
  Speaker 5: wasn't my fan to begin with. Cancel means you don't
• 12:03
  Speaker 5: understand my point of view. Cancel mean get your sensitive
• 12:06
  Speaker 5: ass to fuck away from me, because in't want to
• 12:07
  Speaker 5: tell my jokes to your ass anyway. I'm trying to
• 12:10
  Speaker 5: bring back that old school New York stand on the block,
• 12:13
  Speaker 5: stand on the street corner, talk.
• 12:15
  Speaker 3: Shit about each other and laugh it through. That's how
• 12:17
  Speaker 3: we came up.
• 12:18
  Speaker 4: We talked shit about each other.
• 12:20
  Speaker 5: Since when we can't talk shit about each other like
• 12:22
  Speaker 5: oh you're fat shaming, well, bitch, lose weight period, you
• 12:27
  Speaker 5: shame shaming.
• 12:31
  Speaker 3: And look at our society.
• 12:32
  Speaker 5: Look how bad things have gotten because we ain't keeping
• 12:35
  Speaker 5: it real no more, because we ain't saying what's on
• 12:38
  Speaker 5: our mind. Because everybody's sensitive. This next generation is gonna
• 12:41
  Speaker 5: be a bunch of pussies. I'm not raising my children
• 12:44
  Speaker 5: like that. I'm raising them a sense of humor because
• 12:46
  Speaker 5: life is gonna get dark. And if you don't know
• 12:48
  Speaker 5: how to laugh at inappropriate things, even your childhood. Things
• 12:51
  Speaker 5: that hurt you the most you gotta learn laugh about
• 12:53
  Speaker 5: and if you don't, then you have a.
• 12:55
  Speaker 3: Really long, tough, hard life.
• 12:57
  Speaker 2: But you know, you know why, it's like that a
• 12:59
  Speaker 2: little bit too right, Like you look at and I'll
• 13:00
  Speaker 2: bringing to Kendrick and Drake beef right where they going
• 13:03
  Speaker 2: back and forth and they going they just throwing all
• 13:05
  Speaker 2: types of shots.
• 13:06
  Speaker 5: I thought that was that was that was my my
• 13:08
  Speaker 5: favorite time in hip hop. Like that was like that
• 13:11
  Speaker 5: was like, Yo, they fighting this though up the block.
• 13:14
  Speaker 5: That was like we was back in the projects. Yo,
• 13:17
  Speaker 5: Lakeisha and they about to fight again. She got the vasoline. Yeah,
• 13:22
  Speaker 5: and they fight and they they become friends again.
• 13:25
  Speaker 2: But the problem is you got a corporation that'll be like,
• 13:27
  Speaker 2: oh he said he's a pedophile. We have to we
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: can't endorse him anymore. But like you said, it's jokes,
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: and that's how these corporations take it. They don't take
• 13:36
  Speaker 2: him as funny no more, well they are.
• 13:38
  Speaker 5: That's when they were just going at each other hard.
• 13:40
  Speaker 5: It was a lot like you going there and you're
• 13:44
  Speaker 5: gonna talk to me about magic. Everything is jokes. Everything
• 13:50
  Speaker 5: is jokes. You know.
• 13:51
  Speaker 3: This whole beef between them they'll get over it. And corporations, yes, corporations.
• 13:56
  Speaker 5: But here's the thing, I ain't got no, no, no,
• 14:01
  Speaker 5: I ain't got no brands slapped on this Nascar.
• 14:05
  Speaker 3: I'm blank. I don't have association with brands and things
• 14:08
  Speaker 3: like that associated with people with my brand that want
• 14:11
  Speaker 3: to be in business with me.
• 14:12
  Speaker 5: From my point of view that I've developed over a
• 14:15
  Speaker 5: fifty year fifty two year lifetime and over a thirty
• 14:19
  Speaker 5: four year span in this industry, I've done sketch, I've
• 14:24
  Speaker 5: done sitcom, I've written, produced, started multiple movies.
• 14:29
  Speaker 3: And franchises, and I have a point of view.
• 14:32
  Speaker 5: Now, if you want to be associated with me, it's
• 14:34
  Speaker 5: because you know I can sell your product with my
• 14:37
  Speaker 5: point of view the way you cannot. I'm different, So
• 14:41
  Speaker 5: I'm not afraid of people like getting offended. I'm not
• 14:45
  Speaker 5: afraid of brands. I'm actually one of those dudes that's like, yo,
• 14:50
  Speaker 5: that's just smallin I'm grandfather. Then like Chappelle, I'm grandfather.
• 14:55
  Speaker 5: Then I've been doing it too long. I'm scary.
• 14:57
  Speaker 3: Movie white chicks don't be a menace in living color.
• 15:01
  Speaker 5: We've done some of the most craziest shit, and our
• 15:04
  Speaker 5: thing has never been to be divisive the way INSes
• 15:08
  Speaker 5: have always done humor that's been inclusive and everybody could
• 15:12
  Speaker 5: laugh every now and again. People get sensitive, but I
• 15:15
  Speaker 5: think the real laugh the changes the world, changes the mood.
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to bring that spirit back. And I'm never
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: never gonna back down like that.
• 15:23
  Speaker 4: I'm not.
• 15:23
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna say these jokes and then and people that
• 15:26
  Speaker 5: know me and love me understand that. And if you
• 15:27
  Speaker 5: got a problem, man, man, that's cool too. I ain't
• 15:30
  Speaker 5: gotta shake your hand, nigga, But I said what I.
• 15:31
  Speaker 4: Had to say.
• 15:33
  Speaker 6: And especial you do say that you're not in therapy,
• 15:35
  Speaker 6: is that a joke?
• 15:35
  Speaker 3: I am in therapy.
• 15:37
  Speaker 5: I do therapy sometimes two times a week, depending on
• 15:42
  Speaker 5: what bitch get on my nerves. The thing you ever
• 15:45
  Speaker 5: seen in your whole therapy session talking about somebody everything
• 15:49
  Speaker 5: be good in your life?
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: You know, no, I do. I checked myself.
• 15:57
  Speaker 5: Some weeks it's like I've a great session, like be
• 16:02
  Speaker 5: like thirty five minutes long. He was like, yeah, man,
• 16:04
  Speaker 5: we we ain't got to talk next week. And that's
• 16:06
  Speaker 5: why I got But some when I was hurting, hurting,
• 16:09
  Speaker 5: I'd have two therapy sessions a week, sometimes with two
• 16:12
  Speaker 5: therapists shout.
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: Out to Delanna, shout out to uh uh uh, what's
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: the named Rodney?
• 16:18
  Speaker 5: Doctor doctor Collins? And I think black people people, period,
• 16:22
  Speaker 5: not just black Latinos.
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: I'm black.
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Why you look Dominican to me? I swear I'm god.
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: Twenty three and me play some South some music. I
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: bet you ask that.
• 16:38
  Speaker 5: We told you I'm black hundred percent. You gotta y'all
• 16:44
  Speaker 5: want you to do your twenty three and me do
• 16:46
  Speaker 5: your twenty three in me?
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: It's all right.
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you I'm black.
• 16:49
  Speaker 5: You look like my nephew, Damian, that nigga Dominican. I'm
• 16:52
  Speaker 5: telling you Dominican, your bear the same.
• 16:56
  Speaker 4: I'm serious. When you get older, you're gonna be talking
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: like you do. You like Bacalau.
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: Have you ever ate bacolaud. It's the stinkst fish. It's
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: like the stinkert fish. You get it smells like stripple
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: pole it is. It's the nastiest fish.
• 17:19
  Speaker 5: And if you eat that and you good. But no,
• 17:26
  Speaker 5: I want to get I want everybody to get back
• 17:27
  Speaker 5: to laughing. We forgot they're not. Social media has stripped
• 17:34
  Speaker 5: us of our own personal identities. We're so busy trying
• 17:38
  Speaker 5: to compete and be everybody else that went understanding that
• 17:41
  Speaker 5: somebody's programming us. We have no more individualism, we have
• 17:45
  Speaker 5: no more point of view, and like we gotta have
• 17:49
  Speaker 5: beefs because we don't realize, like everybody can't think the same.
• 17:53
  Speaker 5: We live in America, and America you are allowed to
• 17:56
  Speaker 5: think different. That's the beauty of our country. And so
• 18:00
  Speaker 5: they're stripping us of that. Now everybody, you can't say that,
• 18:03
  Speaker 5: You can't say this. You could say whatever the fuck
• 18:05
  Speaker 5: you want. If you got real friends, they're gonna disagree.
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: But guess what if we laugh at something. What we
• 18:13
  Speaker 5: found was something in common. Laughter is bonding. And if
• 18:17
  Speaker 5: you want to be depressed, look at there's no more
• 18:18
  Speaker 5: comedies on TV, barely, there's no more comedies in movies.
• 18:23
  Speaker 5: There's something happening to our society because people think they're sensitive.
• 18:29
  Speaker 5: Corporations the thing people are sensitive, so they're not letting
• 18:32
  Speaker 5: comedians do what they do. And it's like, yo, everybody
• 18:34
  Speaker 5: moved the fuck out the way. Let me do these jokes. Now,
• 18:37
  Speaker 5: everybody can tell these jokes. Now, I have thirty five
• 18:40
  Speaker 5: years in the lab. I'm a joke scientist. At this point,
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: I know what two parts of this and one part
• 18:46
  Speaker 5: of that or blow up in your face. I know
• 18:48
  Speaker 5: how to tell these jokes. I've been doing it so
• 18:50
  Speaker 5: long now I know my next three specials, right. That's
• 18:54
  Speaker 5: how like I'm dropping this one June fourth, I filmed
• 18:57
  Speaker 5: it at the Apollo eleven. The next week I went
• 19:02
  Speaker 5: out and did a brand new hour based off of
• 19:06
  Speaker 5: and I knew what it was. And I know, like
• 19:09
  Speaker 5: if I've shot Skittles tomorrow, I know my next hour
• 19:12
  Speaker 5: after that and the next hour after that. That's how
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: good I'm getting on this stage. I've done it too long,
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: so I know how to tell jokes. And that's why
• 19:19
  Speaker 5: I tell young comedians stay on the road. Stay in
• 19:21
  Speaker 5: the road, because one day, when you talk to the
• 19:23
  Speaker 5: networks and you talk to the studios, you got to
• 19:25
  Speaker 5: be the scientists in the room when they go, you
• 19:27
  Speaker 5: can't say that, sure I could, I did this joke
• 19:30
  Speaker 5: at this place.
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: To come to this show I'm doing. Come watch how
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: this show, how this works?
• 19:35
  Speaker 5: And then they go, you can't say that, And then
• 19:37
  Speaker 5: you have to go, well, how about if I said
• 19:40
  Speaker 5: it like this, And that's how you tell your joke.
• 19:43
  Speaker 5: You have to It's not about don't tell me I
• 19:45
  Speaker 5: can't say it, tell me how I can say it.
• 19:47
  Speaker 5: And I'm just here right now to bring these jokes.
• 19:51
  Speaker 5: I'm bringing this laughter. People need to laugh, and they
• 19:54
  Speaker 5: need to laugh at real shit and dark shit and
• 19:56
  Speaker 5: things that hurt.
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: And nobody has because I mean in a special and
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: especially before, I mean, you didn't win at so many
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: people from Shock to Magic Johnson and I love these guys,
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: Will Smith, nobody has out of all the people that
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: you have winned in the last couple of years, nobody
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: has put stepped up to you or called.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: You checked you chin checked, you chest checked you nothing,
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: and you run into all these people all the time.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: They haven't said nothing.
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: He might slip through the back.
• 20:22
  Speaker 5: That's what I knew that I was on something right,
• 20:27
  Speaker 5: Like when I did God Loves Me, did a whole
• 20:30
  Speaker 5: special about Will and Jada. Will did a whole press
• 20:33
  Speaker 5: too on Bad Boys for Jada, did a whole presstool book.
• 20:38
  Speaker 5: They talked about everything else. Nobody mentioned Marlin's special. Why
• 20:43
  Speaker 5: because they know I did it with love. Will and
• 20:46
  Speaker 5: Jada know me I'm not and Chris Rock know me.
• 20:49
  Speaker 5: They know I'm not trying to bury body. I don't
• 20:51
  Speaker 5: have ill intentions. I'm just telling funny truths. You want
• 20:54
  Speaker 5: me a lie, I'll tell you what happened. And it's
• 20:56
  Speaker 5: not even about them. Every special I'm doing right now
• 20:59
  Speaker 5: is about me. You just so happened to be in
• 21:03
  Speaker 5: my journey. But and here's what happened. But I don't
• 21:06
  Speaker 5: get that because they know I do it with love.
• 21:08
  Speaker 5: I'm not doing it to break them down, not doing
• 21:10
  Speaker 5: it hurt they business.
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: I'm not doing it. I just just what I see.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: Have you spoke to them at all or have you
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: haven't seen them?
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: No?
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: But I don't think Will has a problem with me.
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: Is he here?
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: Are you trying to get me jump?
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: I'm your Martin gonna bite.
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: Me on my leg? And no, I know like I
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: just did.
• 21:27
  Speaker 5: I can't say, but I did bel Air after I
• 21:32
  Speaker 5: did the special. Yeah, and if Will had a problem,
• 21:36
  Speaker 5: I would have. He would have did me like it
• 21:38
  Speaker 5: did I would have been You don't think they would
• 21:42
  Speaker 5: have something like my place? Goddamn mind click, Jesse Williams.
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: Woman took my role?
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: What about family members?
• 21:52
  Speaker 5: Right?
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: Because in the special you said your mom raised five
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: comedy legends and a crackhead.
• 21:58
  Speaker 5: Well that's for the audience. To figure out which one
• 22:00
  Speaker 5: is the crackhead. Damn, it may be me for all you.
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: Know the way it probably it probably is.
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: No.
• 22:09
  Speaker 5: But see that's the thing. I'm an equal. My brother
• 22:12
  Speaker 5: raised me to be an equal opportunity offender.
• 22:17
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 22:18
  Speaker 5: That means everybody gets it, including myself. I'm not afraid
• 22:23
  Speaker 5: to throw myself under the bus. I'm not afraid to
• 22:25
  Speaker 5: say that I'm a lesser man. My next special I talk.
• 22:28
  Speaker 5: It's all I throw myself under a bus. It's crazy,
• 22:33
  Speaker 5: but it's real and it's funny, and you you realize that. No,
• 22:36
  Speaker 5: I'm not here to just like hurt people's feelings. That's
• 22:39
  Speaker 5: punching down. I'm doing punchlines and sometimes you might hit
• 22:43
  Speaker 5: a person or two. These are punchlines and somebody gonna
• 22:46
  Speaker 5: be affected by it.
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: But I got a swing.
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: It's my job.
• 22:49
  Speaker 5: You it's like me watching a fight and asking the
• 22:52
  Speaker 5: box and not to throw punches me. You know you
• 22:54
  Speaker 5: have you there's there's a fire and you asking fireman
• 22:57
  Speaker 5: not to go on that building. I gotta go on
• 22:59
  Speaker 5: that burning building. I got it as a comedian. I
• 23:01
  Speaker 5: gotta go in there. Why because I'm saving lives. There's
• 23:05
  Speaker 5: a laughing there that people need, and I'm gonna go
• 23:07
  Speaker 5: get that. And if I got to burn up in
• 23:09
  Speaker 5: the process.
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: Hey that's it.
• 23:11
  Speaker 5: If I get it canceled, great, But I got to
• 23:14
  Speaker 5: do my purpose, and my purpose to go get them jokes.
• 23:17
  Speaker 5: And sometimes the jokes are gonna be on me. But
• 23:19
  Speaker 5: if y'all sensitive, then I ain't ask them to watch
• 23:22
  Speaker 5: my special. Nobody, nobody have to tune in. But my
• 23:24
  Speaker 5: special is on Amazon Prime right now. June fourth just
• 23:28
  Speaker 5: dropped special number four, well five and four and a
• 23:31
  Speaker 5: half because I did headliners too, but for an I
• 23:34
  Speaker 5: just gave four and it's on Amazon Prime, and I
• 23:37
  Speaker 5: think it's my best work. And what I I just
• 23:39
  Speaker 5: think the more you do it, the better you get.
• 23:43
  Speaker 5: The more I release material, because once you do it,
• 23:46
  Speaker 5: you can't This ain't hip hop. You can't do the
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: same jokes. You gotta do new shit. So every time
• 23:51
  Speaker 5: I've released a special makes me dig deeper. So that's
• 23:54
  Speaker 5: why every I told my brothers about ten years ago,
• 23:58
  Speaker 5: I said I'm want to drop a special every two years.
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: And Damon said, Nigga, they gonna be terrible.
• 24:07
  Speaker 5: Was like, you're watching that bullshiting was Sean was like,
• 24:11
  Speaker 5: you're stupid, You're stupid, and we was a Mikonose. I
• 24:13
  Speaker 5: remember he was in Miko and I was like, I
• 24:16
  Speaker 5: see something and I think that's what I want to do.
• 24:21
  Speaker 5: I know my skill set. I know I started stand
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: up late. I know my skill set as an actor.
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: I know how to remember ninety pages.
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: Of a script.
• 24:29
  Speaker 5: I know how to rehearse for a sitcom and then
• 24:32
  Speaker 5: three days I have to learn an entire script and
• 24:34
  Speaker 5: put it on his feet. I think I can do
• 24:36
  Speaker 5: this where I can. I can write a special and
• 24:39
  Speaker 5: perform a special and get it done in five months,
• 24:42
  Speaker 5: six months, and it'll be dope because I know story
• 24:45
  Speaker 5: and I know character, and I know I know my
• 24:47
  Speaker 5: voice now. And so they were like you crazy. I said,
• 24:49
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna do it. And I remember I was mad
• 24:52
  Speaker 5: and I was sitting in the suv and my brothers
• 24:55
  Speaker 5: was like crazy and I was like and Damon said, Ugly,
• 25:01
  Speaker 5: this is me and nickname for me.
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: You know, Ugly.
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: If you see something, then you do you that's all?
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: Do you, nigga, show me show me. I was like,
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: all right, cool. That was the nicest thing Damon ever said.
• 25:17
  Speaker 5: And I appreciate it, but I appreciate it's a nice
• 25:20
  Speaker 5: thing you ever said. And I appreciate him for that
• 25:22
  Speaker 5: because it was like, Yeah, we all do things our
• 25:27
  Speaker 5: own way, and even though I came up in this
• 25:29
  Speaker 5: great family with this legacy, we all have our own
• 25:32
  Speaker 5: points of view, we all have our own divine timing,
• 25:34
  Speaker 5: we all have our own way of doing things, and
• 25:37
  Speaker 5: you just get to a point where you just respect
• 25:39
  Speaker 5: each other and go all right, if you see it,
• 25:41
  Speaker 5: then show me. And I'm showing, like this is my
• 25:46
  Speaker 5: fifth special, fourth special in eight years now.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: Charlamagne would say he.
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: Talked about donk here today. What what did donc say?
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: He would be like, what are you dealing with that grief?
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: You know, because the appearance has passed away, it'll be
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: put the lists on it you and everything is good,
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: but to doing. But are you dealing with the grief
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: the right way? You dealt with the grief?
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: Ha?
• 26:10
  Speaker 5: Ha.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: You can't defend yourself shouting man, that was great, thank you.
• 26:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm dealing with the grief two therapy sessions a week,
• 26:20
  Speaker 5: you know, and uh and you know, crying when I
• 26:23
  Speaker 5: have to, and and you know, I recently did a movie,
• 26:28
  Speaker 5: a Jordan Peele movie that comes out. It's called him
• 26:31
  Speaker 5: it's coming out. I can't talk about it right now. Well,
• 26:34
  Speaker 5: Jordan Peele will kill me like he does people in
• 26:36
  Speaker 5: horror movies. But I can't talk about it. But it's
• 26:39
  Speaker 5: a great movie. And justin tipping the directors amazing. Tyreek
• 26:42
  Speaker 5: Withers kills it.
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: Crewe was insane.
• 26:45
  Speaker 5: It looks beautiful. Everything about this movie is like MM
• 26:49
  Speaker 5: And I'm so blessed as an artist to have this
• 26:55
  Speaker 5: platform that is my therapy, whether it's telling jokes on
• 26:59
  Speaker 5: the stage or a lot of times as a comedian,
• 27:02
  Speaker 5: you take the things that hurt you and you throw
• 27:04
  Speaker 5: them inside a safe and you don't cry. You go,
• 27:07
  Speaker 5: what's funny about this? And you hold on to that
• 27:09
  Speaker 5: and you go on stage you tell these jokes. When
• 27:11
  Speaker 5: I go do dramas like doing bel Air and doing
• 27:17
  Speaker 5: him Bro, when I go in there and I open
• 27:20
  Speaker 5: that safe and I get to release all that pain.
• 27:24
  Speaker 5: Now my performances many it's come crazy, coming is coming.
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: Because it's multifaceted and it has depth. Life. Pain has
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: given me death, and God has given me this platform.
• 27:37
  Speaker 5: Besides doing the work in therapy, because mental health is important,
• 27:40
  Speaker 5: people like go to your therapy prayer knowing God like, literally,
• 27:45
  Speaker 5: when I'm really hurting, I'm really lost. My dad told
• 27:47
  Speaker 5: me something before he passed. My dad was Joe Witness.
• 27:50
  Speaker 5: My dad always taught us God. My father was like,
• 27:54
  Speaker 5: if you ever miss me, or you ever have a question,
• 27:57
  Speaker 5: I want you to know. I want you to look
• 27:59
  Speaker 5: in that book. You ever miss me, open up your Bible.
• 28:02
  Speaker 5: I'm right there. Any question you ever have, go ask God.
• 28:06
  Speaker 5: If you know my father, you will know your father.
• 28:09
  Speaker 5: So whenever I'm lost, I opened up that book and
• 28:12
  Speaker 5: I know, and God is right there, and if you
• 28:15
  Speaker 5: reach for him, he find you and he takes care
• 28:17
  Speaker 5: of you. I'm more spiritual now. I pray more now
• 28:19
  Speaker 5: than I ever prayed before. And it's not because I'm
• 28:22
  Speaker 5: trying to get in heaven. I'm just so grateful that
• 28:25
  Speaker 5: I'm still here with all my facilities, because I after
• 28:28
  Speaker 5: sixty people.
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: I should have broke down.
• 28:31
  Speaker 5: I should have been on the freeway, ask naked with
• 28:34
  Speaker 5: a gun in my hand, with all all over my body,
• 28:37
  Speaker 5: sliding on cars. Why the oilbody, because that's the image
• 28:42
  Speaker 5: of me going crazy, this oily ass and slide on
• 28:47
  Speaker 5: your window.
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: My wayne gone.
• 28:52
  Speaker 5: But that but my point, man, My mother always said,
• 28:57
  Speaker 5: because she wasn't your winners. My mother was like, yeah, yeah,
• 29:00
  Speaker 5: it's in the Bible. But God is in every book
• 29:04
  Speaker 5: and whenever you want to find me, you open any
• 29:07
  Speaker 5: book and I'm there. And that's my mother Like, now
• 29:10
  Speaker 5: I can't even read green eggs and ham smell backwards, ma, Yo.
• 29:18
  Speaker 6: Even in the special, I think that it's I don't
• 29:20
  Speaker 6: want to give it away, but it's clever.
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: How you.
• 29:23
  Speaker 7: Because your dad is Joel was you know, he was
• 29:25
  Speaker 7: Joel was nothing. He didn't celebrate and you know, holidays
• 29:29
  Speaker 7: or birthdays anything like that. But I thought it was
• 29:32
  Speaker 7: really clever. How you had the joke, you set it
• 29:35
  Speaker 7: up on Father's Day. How y'all all embraced him and
• 29:39
  Speaker 7: gave it and that made him shut it's here. And
• 29:41
  Speaker 7: then your mom like, I don't want to give it away, but.
• 29:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that was so clever.
• 29:49
  Speaker 5: Just learning to stitch right, learning, learning as you do it,
• 29:53
  Speaker 5: you get better, as you drop specials and you get
• 29:56
  Speaker 5: to look at your work wt your tape and go,
• 29:58
  Speaker 5: I should have did this then, And every time you
• 30:01
  Speaker 5: do on you get better and the magic starts happening
• 30:04
  Speaker 5: and you know the elements that you need. Now I'm
• 30:07
  Speaker 5: sparking the writer in me because I don't like, I
• 30:10
  Speaker 5: don't even write my jokes.
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: Down no more.
• 30:12
  Speaker 5: I don't need to rehearse them. I think about it
• 30:14
  Speaker 5: and I go, all right, I'm gonna go do that.
• 30:16
  Speaker 5: When I did the God Loves Me, I seen will
• 30:21
  Speaker 5: hit Chris and I was like, I'm gonna talk about it.
• 30:26
  Speaker 5: And I went on stage and I did five minutes
• 30:28
  Speaker 5: in Oxnart, and after that, I did another five minutes,
• 30:31
  Speaker 5: and I had six shows that weekend, and by the
• 30:33
  Speaker 5: time I left Oxnart, I had a twenty minutes of
• 30:36
  Speaker 5: material and I was like yo.
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: Within a month, I.
• 30:40
  Speaker 5: Had a whole hour and a half and I was
• 30:42
  Speaker 5: like yo, because I just kept doing it on stage.
• 30:45
  Speaker 5: And it's like jay Z getting in the booth. I
• 30:47
  Speaker 5: don't need to write it down. I know what I'm doing.
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: I know it's in my head.
• 30:50
  Speaker 4: Now.
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: I hope I don't get the bencher because that'll be
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: messed up.
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: Now.
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: I lost all my things.
• 30:57
  Speaker 5: And I'm not gonna apologize to anybody who everybody knows
• 31:01
  Speaker 5: I love them, and everybody knows I grew up in
• 31:03
  Speaker 5: Hollywood around all these people and they know I love them,
• 31:06
  Speaker 5: and I'm not doing it to break them down. I'm
• 31:08
  Speaker 5: doing it to build everybody up and to get these
• 31:11
  Speaker 5: laughs and everybody that I ever make fun of my flattery,
• 31:16
  Speaker 5: My mockery is the greatest form of flattery. If I
• 31:19
  Speaker 5: ever crack a joke about you or mentions because there's
• 31:22
  Speaker 5: something I like about.
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: You, or it's something I really hate, nothing need to
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: say it so I can like you.
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: You gotta get it out now. When did you realize
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: you were getting old? And I'll tell you when I
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: realized you were getting old?
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry, nigga.
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: I never realized I'm getting old. This news to me,
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: what's going on? I look young as when you did
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: an interview, look down young on my faces? Good whatever.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: You did an interview and you said you're done with
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: wild crazy sex.
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: I was like, Baltlin is old.
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: He's got the point right now, He's like he's getting old.
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: I'm done, But that the point? What was that point
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: right there?
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: Did you get a hamstring pulled?
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: No?
• 31:51
  Speaker 5: I got a bulging disc And I was just like,
• 31:53
  Speaker 5: I ain't about this circus, love, I ain't doing all that.
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: I don't need to be up here and I don't
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: need to do this.
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: Why I gotta lift your leg all the way up
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: and put No, let's just sit down top.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: And I'm going to sleep.
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: I want to, I don't, I don't.
• 32:19
  Speaker 4: I'm serious.
• 32:20
  Speaker 5: I'm got to the point in my life I don't
• 32:22
  Speaker 5: want to. I literally I really want to Netflix and
• 32:26
  Speaker 5: chilling like nigga. No, I don't want to fuck now.
• 32:29
  Speaker 5: I'm not calling you over for that. I want to
• 32:31
  Speaker 5: watch the movie. I don't want you to touch my penis.
• 32:34
  Speaker 5: I just want to sleep.
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: And is that good? Let's talk about the movie till
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: I go to sleep.
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: But I don't.
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: I don't want to do all that. Yeah, I don't
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: need to. I did it. I did it. I could
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: do that like once a month, have a great session,
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: but not everything. Just come on. I got my blood
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: and my body got other things to do and to
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: make my dick hard. It just does. I'm sorry, and
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: that's okay. I'm not to look.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: I'm at the point where I want to cut the.
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: Look it is.
• 33:02
  Speaker 5: I'm sorry, just like, look at these old niggas. But
• 33:05
  Speaker 5: you know, you know you old when you like I
• 33:07
  Speaker 5: like her on top way more than me on top.
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: You know what you like here?
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: How about this? I'm gonna lay here. I'm gonna keep
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: the wood right, because I gotta think about keeping this
• 33:17
  Speaker 4: wood right. You rock out, you nut all right.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: Cool boom so that I.
• 33:25
  Speaker 5: Didn't knowing wrong with that. Some people don't know when
• 33:28
  Speaker 5: to tap out. You gonna keep looking for young Listen,
• 33:30
  Speaker 5: you're gonna get to a point where you're gonna be like,
• 33:31
  Speaker 5: I don't want no young nigga fucking on me. I
• 33:35
  Speaker 5: want stretching me all out to be damn. I just
• 33:38
  Speaker 5: want a little quick thing, crack my nuts, smoke my
• 33:41
  Speaker 5: new port, and go to bed.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: Yes, and I know you're doing a special on your daughter. Yes, transitioning,
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: so yeah, yeh yeh yeah.
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: I'm still confused that myself.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: I be like so, but son, I was that in
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: house because you play too much?
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: Yes, Oh, they know what it is. Play too much.
• 34:04
  Speaker 4: They know what it is.
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: They know they know what it is.
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: You never take it serious. I can tell theyby like
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: I'm transitioning, and I could just you got too many
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: jokes to be serious.
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: They know what it is.
• 34:14
  Speaker 5: Here's the thing, just like with everybody else, my sense
• 34:17
  Speaker 5: of humor. Everybody knows I come from a good place.
• 34:21
  Speaker 5: I'm not trying to bash hurt. I'm not trying to exploit.
• 34:26
  Speaker 5: I'm not trying to sell tickets because of drama.
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: I'm love. Have you ever known me to be and
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: beef with people? I don't. I don't do all that.
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: I don't I don't do. I'm I'm love. My'm wired
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: for love no matter what the situation. I can talk
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: to people.
• 34:39
  Speaker 5: I beef with Charlamagne that only time you try to
• 34:42
  Speaker 5: get me on Twitter and I got your ass. But
• 34:44
  Speaker 5: we'll talk about that another day, donkey. No, But I
• 34:50
  Speaker 5: come I come with love my child. They've been a
• 34:55
  Speaker 5: part of their dad's love. They know my sacrifice, they
• 34:58
  Speaker 5: know how hard I work, they know that I would
• 35:01
  Speaker 5: do anything for them. There's nothing they ever need for
• 35:04
  Speaker 5: and they just trust me and they know my dad
• 35:07
  Speaker 5: loves me. And what most important is I support them. Now.
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: I had a hard week, you know, when this was happening.
• 35:14
  Speaker 5: I had one hard week of which I talked about
• 35:16
  Speaker 5: and that's the next special Skittles that will be out
• 35:19
  Speaker 5: next year. But right now, check out my special number
• 35:22
  Speaker 5: four Good Grief on Amazon Prime only.
• 35:27
  Speaker 7: Right, did your son did you go to him and
• 35:31
  Speaker 7: ever say like, all right, you know you're going to
• 35:34
  Speaker 7: my next special?
• 35:34
  Speaker 5: Right?
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: No?
• 35:35
  Speaker 5: No, no, no, they know anything you do. I gotta
• 35:38
  Speaker 5: I gotta first write or refusal of your life. You
• 35:41
  Speaker 5: got a first little deal with me. I gotta pay
• 35:43
  Speaker 5: these bills you like free college, Daddy, gotta pay these
• 35:48
  Speaker 5: bills cheap. And though they gave me three damn tickets,
• 35:51
  Speaker 5: shout out lm U.
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: My point is.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: Why you only gave me two tickets.
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: Too?
• 35:59
  Speaker 5: Why people I would have talked about them on this
• 36:01
  Speaker 5: radio shows too.
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: Wow too.
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: But it's okay, it's all right.
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: I learned. Just have an after party afterward and invite
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: everybody and celebrate. But all these doing.
• 36:14
  Speaker 5: Any stupid yo. But listen, it's stupid. If you go
• 36:18
  Speaker 5: to a graduate he is he is, you just don't
• 36:20
  Speaker 5: know that he may be. I think he's dominicating my
• 36:23
  Speaker 5: nephew Dominican. He probably related to my nephew. You, him
• 36:26
  Speaker 5: and Tigger all dominic all the same same nose. I
• 36:31
  Speaker 5: got the same daddy. I'm all right now, a diplomba
• 36:35
  Speaker 5: and stupid we go there, Brett, drag all our family
• 36:38
  Speaker 5: to watch your kids grab some empty people.
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: What it could be?
• 36:42
  Speaker 4: This I don't even know what this is.
• 36:45
  Speaker 5: This is what they're getting. This is sucker. That's what
• 36:48
  Speaker 5: that you open up? You paid half a million dollars
• 36:50
  Speaker 5: for nothing.
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: You sucker.
• 36:53
  Speaker 5: And so I don't care about all them tickets. I
• 36:55
  Speaker 5: care about the celebration and celebration of life. And that's
• 36:57
  Speaker 5: what good grief is about the celebration of life on
• 37:00
  Speaker 5: Amazon Prime.
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: And I had vitamins. That's why I'm sweating.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: God, you know you swear every time you're up here.
• 37:07
  Speaker 5: Well, normally I'm nervous because this one put me in
• 37:10
  Speaker 5: a hot seat asking all kind of uncomfortable questions about you,
• 37:13
  Speaker 5: uncomfortable things, Charlemagne.
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: So Charlamage would be like this one more question, damn
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: yeah right. You know it's so many in your family
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: that are you know, comedy legends, comedy.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: But thought about going on.
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: Towar and do like a whole to work flight, you know,
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: all wall you guys together, like you know, so I
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: won't come up here, but everybody else we just go
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: on through and like it could be like a whole
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: big thing.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: And make a lot of money, and you know it
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: could be put on Netflix. You have a thought about that,
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: momy He.
• 37:42
  Speaker 5: Roastedagne not being here kid of the day. But yeah,
• 37:48
  Speaker 5: one day I would love to do we me and
• 37:50
  Speaker 5: Sean and Keendon actually did a tour. We did a
• 37:54
  Speaker 5: small run and uh we did about maybe twenty cities
• 37:58
  Speaker 5: and it was the four of us. I would open
• 38:00
  Speaker 5: do twenty minutes, then Sewn would come on do twenty,
• 38:03
  Speaker 5: Keenan would come on and do twenty, and then Damon
• 38:05
  Speaker 5: would close with like twenty five to thirty and we
• 38:08
  Speaker 5: got fired. And then afterward we all go on the
• 38:10
  Speaker 5: stage and let the audience ask us questions. And we
• 38:14
  Speaker 5: got five standard ovations every show because I was like,
• 38:19
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna go out there and light this up. Y'all
• 38:20
  Speaker 5: gonna if I gotta start the show off, and I
• 38:23
  Speaker 5: would get a stand ovation my first twenty and then
• 38:25
  Speaker 5: Sean would be.
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: Like, okay, stupid, I'll show you.
• 38:27
  Speaker 5: And then Sean would get his standovation, and then Keen
• 38:30
  Speaker 5: would be like, Okay, what should I do? And then
• 38:32
  Speaker 5: KEENU get his standovation and Evil Damon, yeah, well, I'm
• 38:35
  Speaker 5: gonna add ten minutes to this and I'm gonna make
• 38:37
  Speaker 5: the audience feel like you niggas bomb and then he
• 38:40
  Speaker 5: would do his and get his stand ovation, and then
• 38:43
  Speaker 5: we went out and did we should have taped this?
• 38:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: We should have recorded because it was.
• 38:47
  Speaker 5: A classic moment. And then my brothers was like. Damon
• 38:52
  Speaker 5: was like, I don't like splitting all this money. I
• 38:55
  Speaker 5: feel like Earth went in fire didn't make me die.
• 38:59
  Speaker 5: I make more than on this ship.
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: I'm out. And Damon left and then Kanan was like,
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: to much traveling from me, I'm gonna go get getting
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: my deck. Took somewhere.
• 39:09
  Speaker 5: And watch Netflix, and then Sean. It was just me
• 39:14
  Speaker 5: and Sean and we was just like, well, you know,
• 39:17
  Speaker 5: white chicks too, that's what we're gonna want to. Yeah,
• 39:20
  Speaker 5: we're gonna definitely now now you know, everything is dust
• 39:23
  Speaker 5: is settling. Now we're looking at them and going, all right,
• 39:26
  Speaker 5: it's not like everybody's like now it's time to We're
• 39:30
  Speaker 5: gonna form vultrying to get this together.
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: Y'all about to see that because the world. I realized
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: that the world has slowed down, comedy has slowed down,
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: and the.
• 39:38
  Speaker 5: World needs our point of view to be injected back
• 39:41
  Speaker 5: into so we could learn to party, learn to live,
• 39:44
  Speaker 5: learn to laugh again at inappropriate things.
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: Nothing like the nineties. Nineties.
• 39:48
  Speaker 5: We had Lemon Color, we had Martin, we had Wayne's brothers,
• 39:51
  Speaker 5: we had Fresh Prints. Everybody was making fun of everything.
• 39:54
  Speaker 5: And we was having a lot of fucking fun, and
• 39:58
  Speaker 5: we're gonna bring that back absolutely well.
• 40:00
  Speaker 6: One of I'm sorry, are we getting another sex step list?
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: You trying to kill me? That was so much work
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: I know I do for this one.
• 40:10
  Speaker 5: I had to split that. I did seven different characters.
• 40:13
  Speaker 5: I had to split that check with seven disc people.
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: If you take what I.
• 40:16
  Speaker 5: Made and you times that seven hours of makeup and
• 40:19
  Speaker 5: then I worked nineteen hours after fourteen hours after that,
• 40:22
  Speaker 5: that left me with two hours sleep. I made a
• 40:24
  Speaker 5: dollar fifty hour on that movie between seven characters. I
• 40:29
  Speaker 5: just want to do black Man. It's just me as
• 40:31
  Speaker 5: a black man. I ain't gotta be in no makeup.
• 40:33
  Speaker 5: I ain't gonna put on no heels. I ain't not
• 40:35
  Speaker 5: no prosthetics.
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: I know, but I did that to really your in Now.
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: I want to do easy shit, all right, you know
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: what I mean. I'm old. I want a Netflix and chill.
• 40:43
  Speaker 4: You know.
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: I don't want to doggy starn no more. I'm an
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: old nigga.
• 40:47
  Speaker 5: I want to be on my knees and she on
• 40:48
  Speaker 5: her knees. My knees start hurting. And when I get
• 40:51
  Speaker 5: up here and it's gunshots. You know what I'm saying
• 40:54
  Speaker 5: like that. Just you know what I mean, I got
• 40:56
  Speaker 5: you maybe one day, you know, talk to Netflix. I'm
• 40:59
  Speaker 5: down if I do have you in it, just because
• 41:01
  Speaker 5: you came up with me.
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I love it.
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: I would.
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: I'll have you play one of the one of her girlfriends.
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: You can play.
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: You can play Dawn's girlfriend.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: I love.
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: You have to leave that. Oh, you can play Jasper's sister.
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, good grease.
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: You can check it out now on Amazon Prime. And
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: we appreciate you for always coming up here. Man, Thank
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: you so much.
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: Thank you. Follow me on Instagram at Marlon Wayans.
• 41:26
  Speaker 5: Uh in Twitter at Malowayans or x whatever it called
• 41:29
  Speaker 5: TikTok Marlon Wayans, and uh, thank you for always having
• 41:32
  Speaker 5: me up here. I appreciate you, guys. And uh uh
• 41:35
  Speaker 5: give the shout out to Donkey of the Day. Uh
• 41:38
  Speaker 5: Charlamagne who didn't show up for his brother's appearance. That's
• 41:42
  Speaker 5: messed up.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: It's Marlon Wayans. It's the Breakfast slog, good morning, wake
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: that ass up in the morning.
• 41:49
  Speaker 4: The Breakfast Club