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#67 The Isak Hex · Draft Offsides Podcast

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  Man, you know what can you do? The applause thing.
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  Yes, I can. And here comes Enzo fucked it
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  up. And here comes Enzo.
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  But do it one more. Time Oh my God, but you make me
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  sound like an idiot and here comes Enzo thank you thank you
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  thank you thank you we're. Using a new We're using a new
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  podcast service and Enzo's very excited about.
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  It see if I was hoping you would do like Boo, get the hell out of
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  here. Man, I'm surprised you didn't.
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  I really. I'm not sure if I even trust you
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  to have it Keith Path to be honest.
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  I'm not going to use it. I'm too, I'm too engaged in the
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  in the podcast conversation that we're having.
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  We thought you were a nice guy before this season started.
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  All the years I've known you, I thought you were a nice guy.
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  And then, after this season, out the fucking window.
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  What have I really done that made you think that made you
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  think otherwise? What's the How did you see
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  through my illusion? That's what I'm asking.
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  It's an illusion, Michael. So sinister trades, very
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  sinister trades, taking out, taking people out on weekends
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  away and all of a sudden a trade happening.
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  I remember that adjusting points so that OK, that's just a Derek.
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  So Derek doesn't win. I'm sorry, do you want me to
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  read something that you texted that you wrote?
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  In our chat, yeah, that was. It's called sarcasm, Tica.
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  Oh, I took it as facts. Facts, I think.
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  Yeah, I phoned them and told them to let that one slide.
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  You're welcome. You're welcome, I saw.
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  That yeah, I phoned fan tracks and told them to let those
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  points slide. You're welcome.
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  Like, like that's a serious, that's a serious text.
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  That's a serious message coming through.
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  Thank you for admitting that live on TV.
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  We're not on TV. OK, well I'm sore on TV, Laptop,
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  laptop Riverside. Are you in the mindset and the
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  only time you see yourself on the screen you think you're on
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  TV? Hey.
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  Like those old people? I want TV, Can you see me?
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  I want TV. Well assume we might be on on
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  screen if we put this on YouTube.
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  That is that that is true that. Means I might have to start
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  actually trimming my beard. I mean, we're not like, it's not
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  like we're discussing here, but. No, except for when tickle at
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  his porno stash. That was pretty disgusting.
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  A mustache. A mustache?
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  Come on, you know. Should we get in the episodes?
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  Let's do this. Hello and welcome to episode 67
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  of Draft Offsides. I'm with Tico Enzo.
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  My name is Keith, and we had a little bit of a kerfuffle last
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  weekend and our episode didn't go out.
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  There's some technical errors, but we are back with a new
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  hosting platform and we are ready to go.
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  We're just here. We're here for the people.
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  Is it is it wrong for me to say fuck you Podcastle?
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  No, that's fine. OK, fuck you Podcastle fucked it
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  up. Not not once.
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  We gave you several chances. You deleted an episode several
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  times this happened. We are, we are, we are.
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  We are ready to move on. Unless in the future we blow up
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  but you guys sponsor us then we love you podcast just take us
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  back. I, I, I, I second that second,
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  yeah. We're definitely little slots
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  for revenue, that's for sure. So kind of a good week for a few
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  teams, some some really big scores.
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  I'm just looking at the southern down, some of the some really
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  high scoring players. Anything else major that kind of
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  stuck out? I mean, Man City, what's going
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  on there? Well, before we get into the
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  actual games, do we want to just talk about how we did
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  individually? We we don't need to do that, do
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  we? It seems like I'm on top of
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  somebody now. Now, I mean, you guys are in the
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  middle of the sandwich. I just feel you guys both have
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  mean things to say about me and so I don't, I don't feel I feel
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  kind of targeted. I feel like this is what
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  happened to me last season when I was on top forever and then
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  all of a sudden, you know, went down.
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  So this is just a fight. What's happening?
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  Because you were. Was it King Aragon?
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  Was he Aragon? Then borrow me.
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  Now You're Schmiegel. I thought he was king.
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  Arrogant. Oh.
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  Yeah, I mean, you know, Speaking of Boromir, it's just like I
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  feel as I'm playing you next week.
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  So I actually the the big picture is me and Tico were
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  tired for first. Tico beat me last week, he is
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  now alone at 1st and I dropped down to 3rd and Enzo's in.
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  Second wait, wait, wait, wait. He's not alone at first.
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  I have the same. Record Enzo was also tied with
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  us last week and I was it was a three-way tie, yeah.
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  See, look, This is why you're an asshole.
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  Yeah, I I just don't even consider you as.
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  A. No, you don't consider me.
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  Anyways, you're you're on top, you're ahead of me.
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  But but I played together last week.
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  Now I have to play Enzo this week and Enzo's on a six
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  game-winning streak. I feel like I truly do feel like
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  boy me are just getting shot by arrows in the forest had before.
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  I know just. I love my knees and I just walk
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  up to you with his bojo on by to just unleash another one into me
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  as. Long as the Aragon doesn't jump
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  out of nowhere and. The way too.
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  I like that idea. The way too early projections
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  have ends of scoring 150 points. Are you scoring 121 points?
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  I. Saw that?
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  That seems a little outrageous. I I bet you don't score 150
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  points this week. Yeah, because Kai Harvard just
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  projected to score 20 and I'll walk in 17.
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  Yeah. I agree with you.
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  OK, so as long. As all my projections have not
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  come even fucking close. Yeah, that's why no one believes
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  in your team. Because you're you're only
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  scoring 1300 points. You better.
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  You better fucking hope I don't win this fucking league or come
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  above you. Can we, can we, instead of
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  focusing on who's who's on second or third, can we just
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  focus on who's out in the first place?
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  Oh yeah, Digo, you're first right now.
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  Congratulations. What do you, what do you
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  actually credit? What do you credit your success?
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  Is there a single player that you really think is tipping over
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  the edge? Is it?
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  I've mentioned this before, it's my brain power.
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  I went to sleep at 3:30 or close to four O clock woke.
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  Up in the morning. Amam AM woke up in the morning,
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  pick the player that will be on the studs list that bowled out.
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  Added another player decided to play 5 defenders. 5 defenders I
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  wanted them put out 20 plus fights, you know just.
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  Can I can I say one thing though?
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  Pulling out five defenders doesn't mean you're doing a
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  stroke of master clause. Honestly, defenders have been
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  doing excellent this season. And I think it don't get wrong
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  that one goal thing helps out a lot because you don't get the -2
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  but it's still, they're still balling out.
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  Yeah, defenders dropping in the midfield, There's a lot of
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  different things happening. I I get it.
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  So the other thing that happened is that I got I was so just
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  downtrodden after that loss of tiko that I made at a trade.
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  I did see it. Yeah, so I traded Brian and
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  Bwenbo and Jack Reelish for Anthony Gordon and Andrea Nana.
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  That's right, you did do that. I was real.
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  I'm really short on myths and so I I mean like and I think in
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  Bwenbo since he's been pushed further back in the team and
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  plays more like right wing with whistle back and Igor and
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  shotter and all these other people kind of playing more more
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  closer to goal. I'm hoping that this will be a
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  good trade, but. The part of.
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  This did you notice that he just raped my buddy?
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  He trade raped my buddy No so. This is not the word we want to
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  use. Remember we we were trying to
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  move away from the our way. Wait, wait, wait.
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  OK, wait. You.
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  Banged. Trade, trade banged.
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  That's fine. It's something else.
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  Just something else. Now his permission.
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  Non consensual Non consensual trade trade trade.
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  You know your buddy thought he was going to be made love too,
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  but he got banged the part of the trade.
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  I don't get Keith. Maybe you could just explain the
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  negotiating process of it like and one of our Gordon straight
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  out would have been fine, but was adding drillish and no Nana
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  was too sweet and whose favorite because both of those players
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  are kind of like wishy washy I. Was trying to sweeten the deal
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  because I just didn't have. I had a feel that he wasn't
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  going to be interested in that. Drillish is a name that he might
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  recognize and be interested in just from that standpoint, you
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  know? And also you're walking away
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  from that ghoulish problem. I've walked away from the
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  ghoulish problem. Because you already have a a
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  Savino who's another mad City midfielder who doesn't get
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  regular minutes. But you know what really painful
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  by that Savino 1 is that when he does play, it's like he's
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  getting you minimum, minimum 10 points.
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  Yeah, he's quite good when he plays.
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  It's just a matter of him getting starts.
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  I got to say, Keith, I do like the straight for you because I
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  do believe the most upside and the trade is Anthony Gordon,
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  whereas M1 know you could also make a case who's been over
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  performing so far in the year. I don't know if that pace would
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  have been sustainable because he's on track to score what,
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  thirty goals? I don't think he's going to get
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  there. So I do think this was a good
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  trade for you and I'm not happy that the trade went through.
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  Agreed. Thanks Chico.
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  I mean it means a lot coming from the 1st place guy, you
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  know, just. Obviously, because with the
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  brain power of. The league just really approving
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  what I do, it means so much. Also the most point score around
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  like some people who are just lucky to be at the top winning
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  match scoring 60 something points.
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  OK, this has been a long beginning.
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  Should we get into Southern deaths?
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  Let's do this. If I don't get to defend myself,
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  that's fine, but you know. You don't this.
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  Isn't quite a lot. If you if you want to say
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  something, say something. It's not my fault if you don't
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  show up, all right. If I score 50 points and you
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  score 49, it's not my fault that you didn't show up all right.
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  When to win, like, like frigging homeboy set and Fast and
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  Furious. Winning is winning by an intro
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  mile. OK, so I just feel a little
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  self-conscious about his points for and that's that.
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  That's how that's coming off. All right.
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  Should we have this sets of duds?
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  All right, let's do this. So first on the list, I don't
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  know how to say this guy's last name.
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  Kevin shot the shot. He did not shot the that day. 48
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  1/2 points, three goals, one assist in 69 minutes.
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  He had not scored or assisted in the previous 494 minutes.
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  He played this year across 12 games.
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  So lightning in a bottle. Obviously we don't expect this,
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  but he was the highest running player and he had an amazing,
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  amazing day. How?
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  How how many people own this car?
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  13%. That 30% if any of them.
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  Stardom. Fucking genius.
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  Imagine. And I'm sure that 13 percent is
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  went up higher because of, you know, this game.
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  But this is the thing though, I think, well, you said they're
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  lining the ball. I think that's completely right
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  though. I think Shard's a good player,
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  but on this team, he doesn't really do too much.
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  He plays his role. So I don't expect anyone, like
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  anyone that actually knows ball to actually pick him up.
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  If he does it again next weekend towards at least a goal, then I
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  see more people people picking up because you're trying to, you
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  know, strive while the iron's hot.
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  But after this week, this not going to happen again.
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  Wait, don't, don't quote me. I feel like the one thing that's
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  interesting about him is that he's classified as a midfielder
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  and he plays almost like a forward.
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  Yeah. So I think there's something
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  interesting there just from like a like a potential to get more
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  goals standpoint. But I agree it's really hard to
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  bank anything often because of the fact that she just hasn't
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  done it all season. So I kind of I'm agreeing there.
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  There's no proof in put in. But I mean, if you're desperate,
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  you're looking for it. I think Bretford, who I think
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  they play. But how desperate do you have to
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  be, Keith? And even if you're in a 12 man
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  league, I don't think you go with that desperate you.
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  Know, yeah, I mean more, maybe more just like you want to take
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  it you're you like to gamble you want to yeah, you want to roll
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  the dice on someone maybe who starts getting hot now.
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  Got it. It's better to pick someone up a
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  week early and put him on your bench, then wait and have
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  someone else pick him up from like Cole Palmer last year.
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  Exactly. Yeah, that's exactly it.
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  Yeah, or John Stones. OK, Too far, too fast, too close
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  to home. Who's?
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  That Justin Klubert, I know that's not how you pronounce his
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  last name, but that's how I pronounce it. 40 about. 40
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  points versus projected 13.51 had a hat trick with all
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  penalties. I think he he was the first
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  player in EPL history to have a hat trick with only scoring
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  penalty kicks. 1000 the Premier League in top fly.
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  It's happened twice before. But but now since like the 50s,
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  yeah. So got it.
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  Yeah. So it's honestly, I'm always, I
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  think it's difficult to score multiple penalty kicks in the
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  same game. You know who doesn't get enough
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  credit? And it was also a first in in
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  ever. This was actually a first ever.
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  Who won all three of those penalties?
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  Well, that's that's that's what leave say that if you if you see
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  who's next on the list. Just look at them.
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  Let's keep. Talking about Clivrate.
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  Another fun fact about Clivrate though, is you know he's one of
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  the only players to have scored in all 5 top domestic leagues in
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  Europe. No, I didn't know.
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  That Yeah, I just heard that today.
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  I thought that was a cool start. I mean, for the year, he's up to
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  five goals to assist and he's averaging 10.4 points, which is
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  pretty good for a player who last year didn't really have any
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  value. But it's just a lot of goal
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  contribution, goals, points dependent, and it's very up, up
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  and down. Yeah.
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  And I don't, I think that average is so thrown off by that
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  40 point. Game 40 point yeah, that's.
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  Exactly what I was thinking. It's probably been down to like
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  seven and a half eight. Yeah, I, I don't know.
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  I mean, I think last year he went, he had some fringe
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  performances that were kind of relevant.
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  But other than that he's he's roster at 65% of the leagues.
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  Now he's a player that you see sports star.
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  Yeah, depending. You know, I mean like.
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  And it's also good to have players that take the penalty
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  kicks, especially when you have a teammate who draws them on a
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  regular basis. Which brings us to our next
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  person, Evan Nelson. 32.5 points versus projected 11.5224 points
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  came just from the penalties he drew.
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  Drew three of them, which equals to six points, and those also
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  count as assists. 18 points for that.
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  And as Enzo mentioned, first player ever to draw 3 penalties
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  in the same game. Yeah, that's crazy.
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  And I think that though, Keith, you said you did you say I mean
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  like six or seven I. Think he's drunk 2 prior to that
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  game and he drew 3 in that game. So that's five and five and 14
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  games or so. 5 and 13 games. That's crazy.
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  Like how pissed are you though if you're you're drawing those
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  penalties and as a striker you don't get to take.
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  Them well, he missed he he drew one earlier in the season and
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  missed it. I wonder if it's something where
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  he's just like, oh, fuck it, I don't want to take it, but you
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  think that he would eventually. I also like I don't think Justin
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  Clybert's going to start every game for the rest of the season,
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  so I wouldn't be that shocked if he takes one later in the
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  season. It'd be wondering to pay
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  attention to moving forward because you would think on the
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  game notes scattering your pro before they go for prep games
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  like hey inside the box this guy be extra careful around him, he
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  just draws penalties. Yeah, honestly, look, high
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  scoring, gain 32.5. Do I think it's similar to Clive
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  Cliver? I don't.
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  I think Evan Nelson's actually been playing really well and
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  actually been scoring points and goals, and it might, this might
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  spike, this is going to spike his average, but I still think
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  that's a closer average than. Yeah, I, I think what I think
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  what you're kind of saying is that like it's more tell him
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  drawing 3 penalties is more impressive than Kleibert scoring
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  3 penalties. Yeah, Yeah, I kind of, I fully
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  agree. And like Evan Nielsen, I've been
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  kind of championing him since the beginning of the year.
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  I'm a super big, I'm a super fan.
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  I think what this also shows is that he's on how quick he is.
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  Yeah, he's very so. Fast, just deceivingly fast.
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  You know, he's just so fast. The other thing that was kind of
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  funny is that I think the either the 1st or the second one Jose
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  saw the keeper was the foul Dom. And then for the last penalty,
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  he the keeper foul Dom again. And this, that second time Jose
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  saw went down like he was injured too.
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  And I can only imagine it was just so embarrassing for him
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  that he was like, I need to just.
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  Have a moment. I felt like he was acting like
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  he had a concussion when I was trying to defend that penalty
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  and I was like, dude, shut the fuck up.
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  Yeah, it was bad, but Evan Nielsen, I mean, if he's
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  available, he probably isn't at this point because he's been on
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  fire, but he's he's like, he's looking really good.
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  He's looking worth the money they paid because I think that
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  was Brentford's most expensive signing ever at 40 mil so.
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  I mean, I picked him up, Keith, because you've been talking
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  about him for a while and it's OK, you know, And thank you.
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  I know I didn't put enough fab down for that guy.
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  I put did you guys know this, all this stuff just go through
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  with players that are not on there and not the games.
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  Yeah. I'll look it up right there
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  because we. Both wait.
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  For a new car. I put a that's fine.
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  A fab because of Keith. Yeah, because of Keith.
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  I put one more idea. You want to do You want to do
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  one more idea? I actually like the other.
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  You. I like the.
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  Big wanker. Yeah, I just had to keep keep it
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  something up for now. That's another.
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  OK, moving on, Audible mention of the I believe.
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  Soccer 38 points projected 3024 One goal.
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  Releases. But haven't had another goal.
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  But the first time he went to a big art, I think he also became
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  the highest place between players of the year.
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  So he's rightfully the number one the world just this time.
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  Yeah, man. I've watched this game.
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  I don't know why I can't see the Super Bowl for him and more to
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  go on. Just playing around man, like
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  Oligarch has all those hockey assists where he just gives the
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  ball to soccer in a beautiful area that he all he has to do is
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  if you look at his assists, he just had to tap and cross.
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  I felt a little bit upset they didn't pass one to frigate and
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  haverts and he passed it all the way to the back post and now
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  it's a little bit unnecessary. But soccer's going to do soccer
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  things. I've been this I I still don't
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  think he's going to win anything this season, but yeah, he's
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  doing really well. Yeah, I think having Odegard
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  activates him even more too. So Odegard's probably, he's
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  looking great. I mean, that that pass for that
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  second goal like that was really, Odegard did a lot of
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  that. And soccer made the right
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  decision by passing, like squaring across the field.
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  But that was, I mean, there's so much of that team goes to
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  Odegard, too, but soccer is great.
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  He's lethal. Amazing.
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  All right, moving on to the duds.
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  Harvey Barnes half a point Newcastle screwed up parlay
• 18:11
  over. So we need someone, a
• 18:12
  representative from Newcastle. Harvey Bars make the list.
• 18:14
  Not only what, not only did they screw up parlay over, they
• 18:16
  screwed over the 94th minute. Yeah, 94th minute that was.
• 18:21
  Rough. Rough.
• 18:22
  That was a good parlay too. That was just sick to your
• 18:24
  stomach stuff. Yeah, Chico, you've been, you've
• 18:26
  been on a, you've been on a good one recently.
• 18:28
  Thank you, Sir. I'm actually.
• 18:31
  Can you get your? Can you stop it?
• 18:34
  I know what you're doing. I can see what you're doing.
• 18:36
  Stop it. I have to give Tiko a little
• 18:39
  more credit because last week in the episode that didn't air
• 18:41
  because of some technical issues, Enzo and I were wrong
• 18:44
  like three times, about 3 different things and he goes
• 18:46
  every single time. So part of me was like, oh, I'm
• 18:49
  kind of glad that that episode didn't make it up.
• 18:51
  Make it see daylight so people didn't see just how all right he
• 18:54
  has been the last week and 1/2. The real ones, no.
• 18:59
  Yeah. So the high scoring game he's
• 19:02
  had this year where he didn't have a goal, goal contribution
• 19:04
  is 4.5 points. So it's got a goal contribution
• 19:07
  or bust for him. And that's not what you want
• 19:10
  from Harvey Barnes. You're hoping that he can
• 19:11
  generate more points than that just from either assists or from
• 19:15
  dribbling and things like that. So I think that's probably not
• 19:18
  it. We're going to see, you know,
• 19:20
  because this new cold system just hasn't been the same.
• 19:24
  I thought they would have bounced back this season with
• 19:26
  the less injuries and no chairman's league.
• 19:30
  But now, you know, Keith likes to cast players, so this act
• 19:35
  looks like he's out now for a while if he you know, so that's
• 19:38
  one player you can't get. Assisted.
• 19:39
  I didn't curse him, I just said. Fucking.
• 19:41
  Costume, I said. I mean that episode never aired
• 19:43
  so no one will hear it, but I'd said something along the lines
• 19:45
  of he's very injury prone and you should be watching out for
• 19:48
  that. Yeah.
• 19:50
  That's not I didn't like put a hex on him.
• 19:53
  I wasn't like Abracadabra. You know this guy did hex and
• 19:58
  it's an abracadabra. So I haven't.
• 20:02
  I'm not caught up on my Harry Potter lingo.
• 20:04
  And that's an forgivable curse. But back to Harvey Barnes.
• 20:09
  I feel like I've been definitely disappointed with him this year.
• 20:12
  Yeah, he's had a few goal contributions.
• 20:13
  He's done. He's done it what he is.
• 20:14
  But like, you were just really hoping that he'd be able to
• 20:17
  break into this team and stay in the team.
• 20:19
  He's really hasn't been able to stay in the team.
• 20:22
  And they have the depth to bench him.
• 20:23
  So to me, as a French player, yeah.
• 20:25
  And you weren't think that. See, it was so good when he came
• 20:28
  back from injury last season off the bench and you really thought
• 20:30
  this was going to be a season. But it's just not working, is
• 20:34
  it? What do you guys think that
• 20:36
  Newcastle is going to do that ESAC?
• 20:38
  I mean, Cal Wilson's just coming back.
• 20:39
  Do you think that they're really comfortable having him play for
• 20:41
  90? Minutes I was going to, I was
• 20:43
  going to say you're going to still play Callum Wilson, but
• 20:45
  you're going to take him out, you know, maintain his minute,
• 20:47
  but Callum Wilson's up there and Callum Wilson will score goals.
• 20:50
  So if you haven't picked them up and you need a striker, I think
• 20:53
  Kellen Wilson is a great pick up.
• 20:54
  I think the worst case scenario for you would be Keith if they
• 20:56
  play Gordon up top, which he because he.
• 20:59
  Suffers, yeah. He does not, but he gets closer
• 21:05
  to goal, so potentially more goal score opportunities.
• 21:07
  Yeah, but has he potentially scored more goals when he's gone
• 21:10
  up front? No, we've talked, we talked
• 21:11
  about that last year was it wasn't the best.
• 21:13
  Yeah. OK, who's another dad?
• 21:16
  James Tarkovsky, we talked about the Everton defense on the
• 21:19
  episode that didn't air how we said, hey, pick up the
• 21:22
  defenders, they're good. Tarkovsky at 2.25 points versus
• 21:25
  projected 11/3 point 6, but he had the most points from all of
• 21:29
  their defenders. The other three defenders
• 21:31
  combined had a negative 15.25 points.
• 21:34
  Man, you just demolished Everton 40.
• 21:37
  Exactly. That doesn't mean nothing for
• 21:38
  these defenders. These defenders, all of them
• 21:40
  have been scoring points all season.
• 21:42
  May and I, you know, they, they fucking Wally want them.
• 21:46
  We're back, baby. I don't think so.
• 21:49
  Brescher's scoring two goals. If he does the next game and
• 21:51
  next game after that, I'll be like, OK, maybe this summer run
• 21:54
  he's got something going on. But Xerxe, you know, he played
• 21:57
  that 9.5, scored two goals. Yeah, I knew it.
• 22:03
  So I think. Xerxe What?
• 22:05
  Let's just move on from that. Thank you.
• 22:07
  Thank you, Keith. Well, I want, I want to say
• 22:10
  this. So just keep it on everything.
• 22:11
  What is that? So if you remove the United game
• 22:14
  where they lost 40, the three games before they conceded it,
• 22:19
  it was Brentford 00, West Ham 00, S Hampton they lost 10 and
• 22:23
  Fulham they won 10. They saw their last 12345 games,
• 22:28
  they've scored one goal, but they've kept 3 clean sheets.
• 22:35
  So I'm just saying that there's like, I, I still think there's
• 22:37
  value in those defenders. And it's not like it's not like
• 22:41
  end times. It's not like you get rid of
• 22:42
  Tarkovsky. Value in their defenders, in
• 22:44
  their forwards. Unless you're Dwight McNeil.
• 22:46
  If you go back seven games. And even Dwight Mcneil's been
• 22:49
  struggling recently because I think, I think the biggest thing
• 22:51
  with Everton is that they're they're as a whole are
• 22:54
  struggling. But yeah, unless you're Dwight
• 22:55
  McNeil, I wouldn't be touching anyone in that team other than
• 22:58
  defenders. And one last thing before we
• 23:00
  move on. If you go back seven games,
• 23:02
  that's two more clean sheets for every 10 players.
• 23:04
  It's true, yeah. And then the last one on the
• 23:07
  duds list, Sun three points versus projected 17.99, only one
• 23:13
  key pass, one shot on target. This possessed twice.
• 23:16
  He's 10 games in this time last year he had eight goals and one
• 23:18
  assist. He's currently sitting at three
• 23:20
  goals and four assists. So he's not scoring couple more
• 23:23
  assists but you son value is goal scoring.
• 23:27
  I mean, if you look at like goals and assists combined, it's
• 23:29
  he's only two off that. Obviously goals are weighted
• 23:32
  higher than assists so that it goes a long way.
• 23:34
  But I think the bigger issue with Son is the fact that he's
• 23:37
  been getting subbed off more. There's that Kulsefsky has kind
• 23:41
  of stepped into a more leadership role, at least from
• 23:43
  like an attacking perspective. And I think Son's just Shawn's
• 23:46
  just a, he's just like an asset that's on the way in, you know
• 23:49
  what I mean? I remember he was, he played off
• 23:51
  front a lot last season at this time, like he was, he was on
• 23:55
  playoff front because Rick Charleston was injured.
• 23:57
  I get it. I still think I agree.
• 23:59
  Like he got more assists, which you know was great, but he
• 24:01
  doesn't have as many goals. But I'm not worried about him in
• 24:07
  this top of the team where you score goals, really the one is
• 24:11
  the player that you really want to have is Brandon Johnson.
• 24:12
  He's on a fucking great season. But some at any point can score
• 24:16
  a goal so I'm not too worried about.
• 24:18
  Yeah, he's still like talismanic for the team, but I think he's
• 24:20
  just he's older, he's just one set, you know, it's just he's
• 24:24
  just one, one year, one year further on and just it's showing
• 24:28
  every year there's the just feels like a slight decline and
• 24:30
  like the team's kind of I think it's like a very nice transition
• 24:34
  for the team to figure out what they're going to start doing
• 24:36
  without him the next, you know, three to four years, two to
• 24:38
  three years, because he probably won't be there in two years.
• 24:40
  I'm guessing. No, you know, so but yeah, but I
• 24:43
  mean, still a still a really valuable asset.
• 24:45
  I mean, So what I mean, I'm just guessing he's probably in the
• 24:49
  ranked, in the top 30, probably top 20 even maybe.
• 24:52
  Or not be interested to see. Overall, he's ranked 18th.
• 24:56
  Yeah. OK, no bad.
• 24:57
  So, yeah, so I mean that that's kind of what you're expecting
• 25:00
  and that's, I don't know, I think he was probably going a
• 25:01
  little bit earlier in drafts because of his namesake, but.
• 25:06
  9.4 ADP. ADP A-Team, Yeah, So it's a
• 25:09
  little bit of an L if you're drafting then, but still not not
• 25:13
  killing you. All right, Honorable mention.
• 25:15
  Manchester City as the team combined with every single
• 25:19
  player they had a combined 48.25 points, which is .25 points less
• 25:23
  than some guy named Kevin Shadd. Shot.
• 25:27
  Shot it. Since they're losing streak
• 25:30
  started in 1026, just the EPL losing streak, Vario has their
• 25:34
  most points with 55.25 and he didn't play the last game which
• 25:38
  ranks 28 in that time period and how long has scored 49.75 point
• 25:43
  cent in that time period which ranks 52nd overall since October
• 25:46
  26th. It's crazy, isn't it?
• 25:51
  Just the drop off. The drop off and like don't get
• 25:53
  wrong every game what we all said in our heads like Oh yeah,
• 25:57
  they'll. They'll bounce back.
• 25:58
  They can't lose another one. I think the most the most timing
• 26:02
  1 was giving up that three-year old league lead over final.
• 26:06
  But yeah, good. And the Champions League you're.
• 26:08
  Starting to talk about like it's mental at that point.
• 26:10
  Yep. And.
• 26:12
  Psychologically, they're broken. Yeah, I have some more Man City
• 26:15
  stuff we could get into later on in the recaps.
• 26:17
  OK, cool. Yeah.
• 26:18
  But I think like I mean, I've been, I successfully broke my
• 26:23
  Man City defender addiction this year.
• 26:25
  If you guys have haven't noticed, I haven't.
• 26:27
  I mean I've already all but that is the count.
• 26:29
  Because he's like, no, he's legit.
• 26:31
  I. Live in one of our leagues?
• 26:32
  Oh. You have him in the other
• 26:33
  league, OK? But then he's like a legitimate
• 26:35
  defender. But I'm not like trying to
• 26:37
  start, I just saying I'm not like trying to like Sir John
• 26:39
  Stones or any of these other guys.
• 26:41
  I just like I'm done with them. Like they've they've hurt me too
• 26:43
  bad. Think you should start having a
• 26:45
  Liverpool addiction? Yeah, that's actually a good
• 26:48
  one. I what I'm, what I'm trying to
• 26:50
  say is that I feel like this is kind of the writing's been on
• 26:52
  the wall for a while. Like, do you remember last year,
• 26:54
  like they were letting in a goal?
• 26:55
  I mean, they were scoring up last year that they can kind of
• 26:57
  like do it, but with like with Roger gone and then Holland not
• 27:02
  scoring and Debruyne her out and Foden just kind of being very
• 27:06
  mediocre. Like, yeah, this is I mean,
• 27:10
  they're just not there. But I mean, do you think that
• 27:12
  the bride is going to start be starting games more like he's
• 27:15
  he's coming for he's been playing for about 1520 minutes
• 27:18
  every game there's. Something going on there mate,
• 27:20
  I'm sorry. Like you don't sit him down and
• 27:23
  then only play him 10 minutes, 15 minutes at a.
• 27:26
  Time for three or four games in a row, so for like last month.
• 27:29
  So I mean, the only question is he was coming off an injury, so
• 27:31
  maybe they're just really easy. I mean, because he is like 33 or
• 27:34
  something. Yeah, maybe.
• 27:38
  But also let's remember the one the year started.
• 27:40
  We weren't sure if he was going to play for Mad City or he he
• 27:42
  was going to leave for. I think something happened mate.
• 27:45
  But when I'm looking at the first four games of the year,
• 27:48
  when KDB played the whole game, obviously that's when Holland
• 27:52
  was scoring every single game. Hat trick or brace, right?
• 27:54
  Four. He goes down.
• 27:55
  They tied the next two games. Then Roger goes down.
• 27:59
  Yeah, and they scored three goals only once against Fulham.
• 28:02
  Yeah, I think, I think, I think getting to Brenner healthy is
• 28:05
  number one priority for because I mean, if you can hold on to
• 28:09
  the ball and you're scoring goals and the defense, you can
• 28:11
  kind of mask over that a little bit in my opinion.
• 28:13
  And you know when things are going bad, you start really
• 28:15
  looking into veins. When things are going good you
• 28:17
  can like Moss things out so. Exactly.
• 28:21
  All righty. That was that's that's yeah, OK,
• 28:30
  going into the games from the week.
• 28:32
  First step, we have Brighton 1, Southampton one a stupid summer
• 28:36
  man just scored 21 points, all ghost points.
• 28:40
  I think he had. I remember I I was watching this
• 28:43
  game and I did not really think that he was like this dominant
• 28:46
  force, you know, just it felt like a lot of bullshit and
• 28:49
  that's a similar. But hey, it is what it is.
• 28:52
  That's how the game works. I think he had like 60 passes.
• 28:55
  Yeah, just a lot of a lot of different ways he contributed.
• 28:57
  But it hurt as a as someone who got to play against him this
• 29:00
  week. I was hoping it would be my the
• 29:04
  reason I picked him up to play my thought maybe Bryden would
• 29:06
  score a few goals with the crosses.
• 29:08
  He would have maybe an assist When I started ended 11 because
• 29:11
  I didn't wake up for I I didn't watch the game.
• 29:13
  It's like fuck, I probably didn't get enough points.
• 29:16
  Then I pulled up the open up fan tracks and I see 21 points.
• 29:19
  I was like, Jesus Christ, what a boost five key passes, one take
• 29:22
  away couple of clearances. Yeah, here else one.
• 29:26
  Yeah. His best game of the year.
• 29:28
  Yeah, I know of course of. Course it was his only fucking
• 29:31
  good game of the year. Of course it was, I guess.
• 29:34
  The worst hit 11 points. Yeah, but he said what you're
• 29:36
  going to hold on to now, so you're going to drop him next
• 29:38
  week. I don't know, man.
• 29:40
  I have a stacked team. I have to see what else is out
• 29:43
  there. Shut the ha. 1st place problems.
• 29:47
  I can't. You know what, hopefully if you
• 29:49
  get any injuries, got fit, you get any.
• 29:51
  Injuries. I know just everything's been
• 29:53
  going so great for you, Chico. And the season just started.
• 29:57
  It's not that much. There's a lot of season left.
• 29:58
  Doku's injured. Oh, that's good.
• 30:01
  Luke Shaw's injured. Oh, all season.
• 30:05
  That's on you. That's actually not even saying
• 30:08
  that. Shaw got a red undeservingly,
• 30:11
  was out for like 4 games. These are Carla Fiori was
• 30:14
  injured. Jury Timber was injured.
• 30:16
  What these all like borderline players.
• 30:19
  Yeah, these are. They're not.
• 30:20
  They're not weak. Other than maybe, maybe Shaw.
• 30:23
  Carla Fiori. Maybe.
• 30:25
  I still think he's wack. OK, anyways, let's let's move
• 30:28
  past two cups. Matomo got it.
• 30:30
  Had a nice header goal. Nice to see him on the score
• 30:32
  sheet. Yeah, but I again this game wash
• 30:35
  live Matomo scoring I don't see, he still doesn't look like the
• 30:38
  same player. No, I'm not sure if you ever.
• 30:40
  I mean, that's the type of thing like an injury like that, that
• 30:42
  took him out for so long, especially someone that was so
• 30:45
  dependent on his dribbling. Yeah.
• 30:48
  That's tough. Southampton should have had a
• 30:53
  second goal. I thought that was a really
• 30:54
  weird. Did you guys see the player, the
• 30:57
  controversial? Like they just a lot of goal.
• 30:59
  It was very like, very weird. Very.
• 31:01
  End of the game or something? At the very end of the game and
• 31:03
  it was like Adam Armstrong, like rant let let the ball run past
• 31:06
  them and doing that like because he was offsides it like because
• 31:09
  it was considered an action. It was.
• 31:12
  It was. Like.
• 31:14
  Yeah, OK. But yeah, that's that.
• 31:16
  Southampton's actually looked a little better, though.
• 31:17
  I mean, holding Brighton 11 is great.
• 31:19
  They've been picking up a few points here and there.
• 31:21
  I don't think it's going to be enough for them, but you you see
• 31:23
  that stuff starting to happen. Yeah.
• 31:26
  And they're they're a few exciting players like Tyler
• 31:28
  Dibbling and a few other guys that are kind of interesting or
• 31:30
  the South had. Beside, they're interesting, but
• 31:32
  they're not like looking if like was it looting last season where
• 31:36
  you could pick up a couple players?
• 31:38
  You know what I mean? It doesn't seem like any of
• 31:39
  their players even that. Was that Kusuka where his name
• 31:44
  is? Yeah.
• 31:45
  But he was pretty big at being a season and just, you know, I
• 31:48
  don't think that's that that many Southern players that you
• 31:50
  could start. We can't week out, I'll be
• 31:52
  honest. I like 100% of you.
• 31:56
  All right, moving on next game, Goldfest Saturday.
• 32:02
  Yeah, baby Redford 4 Leicester one that team that we talked
• 32:06
  about was shot where we got 48 1/2 points high.
• 32:08
  Checking assist. Whisa 50.5 scored again.
• 32:12
  Nathan Collins with 19.75 as a defender.
• 32:14
  That's pretty good. Going to assist.
• 32:17
  Got assist? Yeah, that always help you off.
• 32:20
  Yeah, I mean, and, and I think for me, this was this game where
• 32:24
  a game where they scored four goals and Boemo not getting
• 32:26
  being involved in any of them was another reason why I decided
• 32:28
  to trade him. I just think that he's the way
• 32:30
  they're set up and stuff and he's just not playing as close
• 32:33
  to a goal as I would like for him.
• 32:35
  And I just like trade while the cattle's still hot kind of on
• 32:38
  that one. Yeah, we'll see.
• 32:40
  I saw him I I couldn't sell. I had them in both our leagues,
• 32:42
  so I I kept them in one just because I would never forgive
• 32:45
  myself if I got rid of them in both and he.
• 32:48
  Just started blowing up. Yeah.
• 32:50
  I'll look out for some Leicester players next week.
• 32:53
  This will be their first game under Rude van Nesselroy.
• 32:57
  Let me see what the how they do. Maybe he has the same effect he
• 33:00
  did on May night. Or maybe he doesn't, I don't
• 33:02
  know. Question for you.
• 33:04
  He's a striker, right? Oh, do you know any good
• 33:07
  managers that were strikers? Yes, the guy who's the guy in
• 33:11
  Italy? He was Felipe Zagi.
• 33:14
  Isn't he a pretty good manager right now in Italy?
• 33:16
  No, I was Oscar. I haven't.
• 33:17
  He was a striker. When you hear about managers,
• 33:23
  they've mostly been midfielders, usually defensive.
• 33:26
  Midfielders. Defensive midfielders.
• 33:28
  Or even. Smartest players, usually I.
• 33:30
  Was just curious. But I just, I just imagine R9 as
• 33:33
  a manager. I don't know why.
• 33:35
  Yeah, it's not gonna happen. I think just calling to talk
• 33:37
  about Leicester super quickly. They play West Ham next week, so
• 33:40
  I actually think that's a pretty good game because West Ham's
• 33:42
  defense has been abysmal. West Ham has been abysmal.
• 33:45
  So if you are just looking for like, I don't know, just to if
• 33:48
  you're really trying to play matchups, that might be a good
• 33:50
  one. One in notes has been so good
• 33:53
  for them. He but he's he's owned
• 33:55
  somewhere, but he might be like I think he's a he's an exciting
• 33:58
  player to watch. Could.
• 33:59
  Be. All right, moving on next game
• 34:02
  Palace 1 Newcastle one. This is the game that just broke
• 34:05
  our hearts this week because of our parlay.
• 34:07
  Munez, 22.75 points, scored a late goal to salvage a point at
• 34:13
  Bridge as they came back with 13 1/2 points, all ghost points.
• 34:16
  That's great. I'm so happy for him.
• 34:18
  I'm so I own a middle league. I'm just so happy that he's
• 34:20
  playing and it's for him. It's just about staying healthy
• 34:22
  and on the field. I don't even care if he scores
• 34:24
  goals because he gets so many ghost points.
• 34:27
  Yeah, if you look at his last three games, he got double
• 34:29
  digits in all his last three games.
• 34:30
  So when he plays, he does, you know, give you points.
• 34:34
  So. Totally.
• 34:38
  Newcastle is really having a hard time scoring.
• 34:40
  I think they're one of, they have one of the lowest, like
• 34:42
  goals scored, not one of the lowest, but they have a fairly
• 34:45
  low goals scored in the league, which is really bad.
• 34:48
  Yeah. So yeah, it's concerning there,
• 34:52
  I think from a Newcastle standpoint.
• 34:54
  But you also feel like I, I could see like teams like you
• 34:58
  already see Villa like just kind of getting really tired and all
• 35:01
  these teams that are playing in Europe are going to, you're
• 35:03
  going to start feeling that a little bit.
• 35:05
  And I think Newcastle might be a team that comes on late a little
• 35:07
  bit because they're not, they don't have all these extra games
• 35:09
  in their legs like they did last year.
• 35:11
  So I could see them getting a second win later in the season.
• 35:15
  Yeah, you know, as a new, if you're a new college fan, you
• 35:17
  can only hope that. But like you said, they haven't
• 35:20
  had Europe, they haven't really been playing too many extra
• 35:22
  games. Even though, you know, the
• 35:23
  Premiership is very heavy. It doesn't look good.
• 35:27
  I feel honest, like they don't look in the midfield up front.
• 35:31
  Now if it's that going down again, like you said, only
• 35:34
  having Callum Wilson up there. Do they have a third string
• 35:37
  striker? I don't think they do.
• 35:39
  In the garden they just throw him up there.
• 35:41
  You think they invest in in January?
• 35:43
  I don't think so. I think they invested I I
• 35:46
  wouldn't be shocked if they invested January.
• 35:47
  It's not going to be the striker.
• 35:49
  They might go for a defender. That's what they really need.
• 35:52
  You think they got back for GUI because he's on a great fucking
• 35:55
  season. Maybe.
• 35:56
  I mean, it's possible. I just know how much money it's
• 35:59
  going to cost to prize him away from a relegation team.
• 36:01
  Well, they had it, they had it in the summer, didn't they?
• 36:04
  So. OK, can we move past this one?
• 36:08
  Yeah, let's move on. Move nuts on Forest 1 Ipswich 0
• 36:12
  Wood with a penalty kit. There's only one thing to say,
• 36:14
  you know what I mean? That's the only thing we got to
• 36:16
  talk about. What would would baby would
• 36:18
  would. Baby.
• 36:20
  Morgan Gibbs White got the start, which is so he's coming
• 36:22
  back to health. I know he was kind of injured
• 36:24
  for a while there. So it's good to see there's
• 36:27
  another Anderson on Forest has had some good, some good games.
• 36:31
  He was injured and this is his first game back and his kind of
• 36:34
  his injury coincided with them kind of their little dip in
• 36:38
  form. So I just want to I want to know
• 36:39
  him as a potential midfield pickup.
• 36:41
  So that's interesting. Other than that, Ipswich, it's
• 36:46
  there's still not a team that I'm baking on other than like
• 36:49
  Leif Davis, you know, there's not a lot of other players that
• 36:53
  I'm super excited about right now.
• 36:54
  No. All right, next game, Wolves to
• 36:57
  Bournemouth 4. Wolves can't stop conceding
• 37:00
  goals. They can't, but they look so
• 37:02
  good in the tack. Well, this team is so good, but
• 37:05
  they I think I can't believe how big Kilman like I thought Kilman
• 37:09
  was a good defender, but he was such a big piece for this team.
• 37:12
  They just can't like the penalties.
• 37:14
  You know what, let me scratch that.
• 37:15
  This game I don't think he was even defending.
• 37:17
  It was just, it was just the three penalties 3.
• 37:21
  If you take away those 3 penalties, they win this game
• 37:23
  2/1. Yeah, but but there's some of
• 37:26
  those are pretty clear cut penalties, every single one of
• 37:28
  them. There was no like if, ands or
• 37:29
  buts. About it besides the one where
• 37:31
  he accidentally kicked the player.
• 37:32
  Like if I knew that I could do it in front of the keeper all
• 37:34
  day, you know what I mean? Just jump right.
• 37:35
  Just stick your foot in front of him it.
• 37:38
  Was kind of funny, yeah. Yeah, so we talked about this
• 37:40
  climber with 40 points with the three penalties, Evan Nielsen
• 37:43
  drawing all three. Larson, Bruno.
• 37:46
  Or is it Bruno Larson? Or what's his?
• 37:47
  Name. No.
• 37:48
  It's something Hendrick Larson. Hendrick Larson or something, He
• 37:52
  had the brace. I like, I like him a lot.
• 37:58
  Well, we've all said he kind of passes the eye test.
• 38:00
  I think he's a good player and I think having Cunha in and around
• 38:02
  him, really, that's like a lot of body flowing back and forth
• 38:06
  between the two of them. Thing, those two goals were long
• 38:09
  overdue, partly honest. You've been gaining positions
• 38:12
  that's long overdue. So yeah, good player one, maybe
• 38:16
  the start start spot star and let's see if he gets on a little
• 38:18
  bit of a streak. You never know.
• 38:20
  I think of any team we should invest in January, it's Wolves
• 38:23
  investing in a good defender. Yeah.
• 38:25
  Because they sold, they sold Killman in the summer and they
• 38:28
  sold Pedro Netzo in the summer. On the attack side, it seems
• 38:31
  like they're OK without Netzo. But the defence, yeah, as A to
• 38:34
  your point, they just are not. They're just not it.
• 38:36
  Without, well, I don't think they buy anyone that they got to
• 38:39
  go on loan. They got to get someone on loan.
• 38:42
  I don't know. I don't think they buy.
• 38:43
  Anything you don't think they have the money or it's too scary
• 38:45
  when they're relegation zone and make a big investment like that?
• 38:48
  Yeah, I get it. Semenyo comes back next week.
• 38:52
  That's good. Otherwise, Bournemouth, this
• 38:54
  looks like they're clicking. Milos Kirk has had a goal.
• 38:58
  He's been solid. Another name to just think
• 39:00
  about. Yeah.
• 39:02
  Next game, West Ham 2, Arsenal 5.
• 39:05
  This game was 25 at half time. This is there's seven goals in
• 39:09
  the first half of this game. This game, what a boring
• 39:11
  second-half. This game was gnarly.
• 39:14
  The first half was so crazy. Yeah, but we're talking about
• 39:18
  soccer. 38 points and two assists.
• 39:22
  Yeah, trust our 21.75 points, goal and assists.
• 39:25
  Gabriel 21.25 with a goal, third goal on the prime.
• 39:29
  He also hit the post on another. Yeah, and he also got a
• 39:33
  concussion because he got, I don't know, I wasn't punched in
• 39:36
  the head. Punch.
• 39:37
  It wasn't even like he went out like Armory stretched out
• 39:40
  homeboy fucking extended and punched him in the in the head.
• 39:44
  Yeah. So I don't, I don't know that
• 39:45
  was. Dangerous Odegard, 15.5 points
• 39:48
  and yeah, Enzo wrote a couple hockey assists, so he like the
• 39:51
  pass that led to the assist, which you obviously don't get
• 39:54
  points for, but it's just like a really good sign.
• 39:56
  And he's continued to just Arsenal General's continued to
• 39:59
  look so good since he's been back.
• 40:02
  So that's really exciting for Arsenal owners and just for
• 40:05
  Arsenal General. Yeah, yeah.
• 40:07
  I think I would keep Odegard over Bruno Fernandez right now.
• 40:11
  Yeah, I don't know about that one.
• 40:13
  You don't know about that one. Yeah, I think I'm on.
• 40:16
  I mean, I you would know about that one because you're, I'm
• 40:18
  just saying that I think there's he's.
• 40:19
  Saying that because he's what he said early in the season, you
• 40:22
  really think that you wouldn't take Ottergaard right now?
• 40:26
  No, I would take Bruno, I told you, for the same reasons.
• 40:29
  Bruno always plays and he doesn't.
• 40:31
  Get injured. Ottergaard always plays.
• 40:33
  I don't think Ottergaard every is if he's healthy.
• 40:35
  If he's healthy, he's playing. Yeah, healthy, Healthy.
• 40:37
  Bruno missed three games last season, so he did get injured.
• 40:40
  Three games. That's great for out of 30
• 40:43
  games. I'm just saying I'm, I'm just
• 40:45
  trying to fight against what his argument is.
• 40:47
  I'm just, I mean, what I'm saying is probably not like the
• 40:50
  the general consensus of you there, but I'm just saying that
• 40:53
  I think the way that Arsenal is playing and I think I think
• 40:56
  interim and I think United are going to have some growing
• 40:58
  pains. Yeah.
• 41:00
  And also, I didn't love that in midweek Bruno was playing in
• 41:03
  like the 6th, did you? Notice that?
• 41:05
  Yeah, playing like a defense like it was.
• 41:07
  Yeah. So I think if there's even if
• 41:09
  it's like every 4th game that they're playing him deeper like
• 41:12
  that, I think that's not good for Bruno from a fantasy
• 41:14
  standpoint. No.
• 41:16
  Bruno is also taking their side pieces, their corners, their
• 41:18
  penalties or the guys not doing those.
• 41:21
  OK. That's a good point.
• 41:23
  That's a good point. OK, I'll think about it a little
• 41:25
  more. I'll go back to you next week if
• 41:27
  I still agree but but I I just think from a playing standpoint,
• 41:31
  Odegard is doing more on the on a better team yeah OK next game
• 41:36
  Chelsea versus Aston Villa. Chelsea won this game three O
• 41:41
  Enzo Fernandez back-to-back games with goals.
• 41:44
  He had 17 points. All you got to do is just be a
• 41:47
  really horrible person. Leave your wife racial abuse
• 41:50
  people you know, just do everything horrible and then
• 41:54
  everything works out for you it. Pays off to be a piece of shit.
• 41:57
  Pays off to be a piece of shit. Right, Enzo?
• 42:01
  Huh. Are you talking to me?
• 42:02
  I'm not a piece of shit. I'm one of the nicest guys, you
• 42:04
  know. You.
• 42:04
  I'm talking to Enzo. Yeah, it's a Fernandez.
• 42:09
  I am lovely to my wife, I'm lovely to my friends besides
• 42:13
  you, because you're a. Cunt.
• 42:16
  It's three games in North, he's double digit, the back-to-back
• 42:19
  goals and then the game before going to start something he had
• 42:21
  to assist. Yeah.
• 42:22
  And like, there's Yeah, yeah, he's he's he's there.
• 42:25
  I think. I think what it comes down to is
• 42:27
  Enzo Mareska's found a way to include him without him exposing
• 42:32
  the team from a like a midfield standpoint because they're
• 42:35
  dropping a defender in the midfield, letting Enzo kind of
• 42:37
  stay higher up. So ends up working pretty well
• 42:40
  so. Can I say one thing about
• 42:42
  Moresco? Yeah, I better be nice though,
• 42:45
  because it is fucking. Nice because he's done, fucking
• 42:47
  amazing because he already had a hard job at Chelsea when he got
• 42:49
  there. But I had this many fucking
• 42:51
  players, which is a good thing to have a bunch of players, but
• 42:54
  they had them be able to work the way he's working.
• 42:58
  It's fucking amazing. Keith, do you know why Arsenal
• 43:01
  is the head of Chelsea? Because Albert.
• 43:03
  Actually know why? Yeah.
• 43:04
  No, it's not alpha. It's not actually alpha
• 43:05
  recorder. It is a bit, that was a bit.
• 43:07
  They were saying it's not the truth.
• 43:09
  It's a Wiggles. No.
• 43:12
  It is. Is it?
• 43:13
  It's Are you telling me Instagram's lying to me?
• 43:16
  Yeah, Instagram's lying to you. Rebecca Lowe lied to you too.
• 43:19
  That's what she said that on. She said that on the.
• 43:21
  Same show, leave her alone. She's a top man.
• 43:23
  She's a top man fan. Don't you dare she.
• 43:25
  She's a fucking St. She's a fucking St. you monster.
• 43:29
  No, she's amazing. She had a podcast with the coach
• 43:33
  from Ted Lasso. Not the realist.
• 43:35
  No. She did during the World Cup.
• 43:37
  They didn't like during podcasting.
• 43:38
  Oh. Is it only during the work I was
• 43:40
  done now? Yeah, it's during the World Cup
• 43:42
  and it was amazing. She was actually.
• 43:43
  She's very entertaining. Love you.
• 43:47
  Thanks. No, but it's because Arsenal
• 43:51
  scored scored more away goals at this point in this season.
• 43:54
  OK, is what the is what the what?
• 43:56
  There's like the lineages. But yeah, it's funnier to.
• 43:58
  It's funny to think that it's because Arsenal starts with an
• 44:01
  A. Yeah, it's funny.
• 44:02
  You know, going back to the Chelsea Aston Villa game we
• 44:04
  showed earlier, Villa has not looked like the same team when
• 44:09
  they played in Europe. Like they really are struggling.
• 44:12
  Like you can see it week in, week out and then this week is
• 44:15
  going to be exactly. So everyone's going to struggle
• 44:17
  this week with the midweek games.
• 44:19
  So I think Aston Villa, it just doesn't.
• 44:21
  The midweek games on Helvin Villa, I don't think they got
• 44:24
  the same production now of their players this season.
• 44:27
  No, yeah, they're exhausted. Emery isn't switching enough.
• 44:30
  Like he's not he's, you know, like, I think the difference is
• 44:32
  that he's not making a lot of changes in a week.
• 44:34
  And so these guys are expected to play it.
• 44:36
  That's that's what I was going to say, like the big switch they
• 44:39
  made to wrestle players were Cash and Dinia, which you know,
• 44:43
  they gave up three goals against Chelsea.
• 44:44
  But the frustrating thing is Villa does have the midfield
• 44:47
  depth. They have Bailey, they they went
• 44:49
  out and got Ross Barkley, but they're just not giving them the
• 44:52
  minutes. He's just kind of stubborn on
• 44:54
  the players that he has. Yeah, I think that's it.
• 44:56
  I think that's all you can really say about Villa.
• 44:58
  They're struggling right now. It's a little concerning,
• 45:00
  especially as how well they started the season, but just
• 45:04
  talk about a few other things. Colt Palmer broke out of his
• 45:07
  slumps with a golden assist. I I was never worried.
• 45:09
  You guys were asking me last week if I was worried.
• 45:11
  I was never worried. Sounded like you were worried
• 45:13
  last week. No, it wasn't.
• 45:15
  Did he sound worried last week or was I just hearing?
• 45:17
  Things you. Know they're lying right now
• 45:20
  because it's it's convenient. This is like the Last Tapes
• 45:22
  episode. It's like, you know, you could
• 45:24
  say whatever the hell he wants. He knows there's never
• 45:25
  percussions. Nico Jackson scored again.
• 45:28
  He scored in the seventh minute. You're welcome, it's a good
• 45:31
  finish. Right.
• 45:32
  He was, yeah. He's getting better like he is.
• 45:36
  He really is getting better. He's actually finishing off
• 45:37
  chances. He's still missing a lot though.
• 45:40
  Perfumeness. That's his problem.
• 45:43
  Yeah, but I mean, everyone miss like Holland misses chance, more
• 45:45
  chances than you think. He just gets a lot of
• 45:47
  opportunities. I think I really.
• 45:49
  Not true. He's missing a lot fucking now,
• 45:52
  but he doesn't miss that many opportunities.
• 45:56
  I've, I've said this from day one for Nico Jackson, it's just
• 45:59
  aesthetics of it. He flat footed the way he runs,
• 46:02
  the way he moves, he cement feet.
• 46:06
  It's just aesthetics. That is what it is with Nico
• 46:08
  Jackson. I think yeah.
• 46:09
  But he's I think he's since last year he has two more.
• 46:13
  He's has 22 non penalty goals and some Mohammed Salah has 20.
• 46:18
  So he's like calling that out. He's like, I think he's like
• 46:20
  elite. Wait, wait, wait wait. 1 is a
• 46:22
  striker, 1 is a winger. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
• 46:24
  Are you saying Nico Jackson's been and most?
• 46:26
  Solo. I'm not saying that, I'm just
• 46:28
  saying he's just fucking sick because he doesn't assist nearly
• 46:31
  as much as most solid. He doesn't score as many clutch
• 46:33
  goals, but I'm just saying he has he has as many goals as he
• 46:36
  has more goals than most solo. Yeah, he also doesn't get marked
• 46:38
  a lot of times. Yeah, he's just wide open there.
• 46:40
  No one cares about it. Let you pass him the ball.
• 46:43
  Well, Keith, that's borderline fucking.
• 46:46
  It's a fun stop for you. Chelsea's looking good.
• 46:49
  They were in total control that whole game.
• 46:50
  Villa, like Ollie Walkins, had a few sniffs at goal but you know,
• 46:54
  he's he just didn't really. He wasn't ruthless enough when
• 46:57
  he was in front of goal. You know.
• 46:59
  And so moving on, Man United, Everton.
• 47:02
  Brace for Rashford, brace for Xerxe Diallo, Man of the match,
• 47:06
  so with 28 points. He was so good.
• 47:10
  Did I say? Did I say or did I say?
• 47:13
  I think you did that. Is he going to get exposed
• 47:15
  against better teams in that wing back position?
• 47:17
  I don't know, but didn't he have Anthony playing in the wing back
• 47:20
  position too? Like it all depends on like when
• 47:23
  you think of wingbacks, you think about them running back
• 47:25
  defender, right? Or is it like that Conti 1 where
• 47:29
  you have the three in the back and then you have the defensive
• 47:32
  midfielder that sits back and shores up the middle because he
• 47:37
  was playing Mazrawi on the right side of it, which is he's
• 47:40
  basically a Robert, you know what I'm saying?
• 47:42
  Yeah, I mean, I just think that there's going to be moments
• 47:45
  where he's just going to switch off and get someone's going to
• 47:48
  tip, get a run on him like a better team.
• 47:50
  It'll be interesting to see, I think man who plays Arsenal this
• 47:52
  weekend, I think having carry of the week this weekend.
• 47:54
  Yeah, having a customer in there who in this prime with Real
• 47:58
  Madrid, he made essentially Marcelo the best left back
• 48:01
  because when they went up, he would just drop back and he
• 48:03
  would just cover for everyone. Obviously he's not the same
• 48:05
  player, but that is also as that's a good shot.
• 48:08
  That's something that Casamaro is capable of doing from time to
• 48:11
  time. Menu could possibly feel that
• 48:13
  role in the future, but it's working.
• 48:15
  But if you look at the rotation, he he moves a lot of people.
• 48:18
  Martinez got the stars, actually got the star holding one to the
• 48:20
  bench, so I think he's still trying to get his rotation.
• 48:24
  It will take some time. He even said it after the last
• 48:26
  game when they tied. He said it's going to be a lot
• 48:29
  of growing pains until he figures out the system and the
• 48:31
  right players at the right positions.
• 48:32
  And to to main eye black players that who are owned in fantasy.
• 48:36
  He's played three different forwards the last three games,
• 48:40
  Rashford, Portland and then Cherksy.
• 48:43
  Yeah, so even the back. Three are changing and Lenny
• 48:47
  Euro is coming back as well, so that's something else to keep an
• 48:49
  eye out as well. And Luke Shaw, and I think Luke
• 48:51
  Shaw is probably more of a center back than a wing back
• 48:54
  these days. I'm.
• 48:55
  Going to tell you this right now that I don't think they invest
• 48:57
  in January, but in the summer May and I will splash out some
• 49:01
  cash again and you know, we'll see how it goes.
• 49:04
  I was listening to someone making a good argument for
• 49:07
  Crickets being a good January signing for United because he's
• 49:12
  he'd be a really good wing back, left wing back for them, which
• 49:14
  would be interesting. I don't know if Bournemouth
• 49:16
  gives him up. Yeah, I I mean, that would be
• 49:18
  that would be probably expensive, but it's just like as
• 49:21
  from like a pure like this player makes sense for this team
• 49:24
  type of situation. You think they they'd offer 50
• 49:26
  million and you think I think Bournemouth might take that but.
• 49:28
  You have to offer something something you'd have to offer a
• 49:30
  lot of money. Because they're they're flying
• 49:32
  right now. Bournemouth has been making top
• 49:34
  teams cry. This season, yeah.
• 49:36
  All right. Next game, last game or second
• 49:38
  last game, Tottenham, one full of one.
• 49:43
  What's going on? So it's just like it's this was
• 49:45
  we call this what? The Robin Hood The Robin Hood
• 49:47
  game because both of these teams like to steal from the rich
• 49:49
  teams and give to the poor teams.
• 49:51
  And so we just gave to each other.
• 49:53
  Both gave each other fellatio is fucking stupid.
• 49:55
  Insert the spider Man meme. Yes, seriously, Ange puts out a
• 50:00
  funky lineup. Verner started.
• 50:01
  Kulu benched Brendan Johnson back-to-back games with a goal,
• 50:04
  so that's good. Yeah.
• 50:07
  Madison look gross again. Stakey Madison he was.
• 50:11
  Stanky, yeah. Three points will be continued
• 50:14
  just to be dominant. Is he?
• 50:16
  Is he the key to your success? And so for your team, for your
• 50:19
  6K winning streak. I think he's the most consistent
• 50:22
  player I got and that's for damn sure.
• 50:25
  Not the SAT team. He's got to turn it up to
• 50:27
  another level this year, though, has he?
• 50:29
  Yeah, yeah, he definitely has. He's going like, what's his
• 50:31
  average? I'm curious, what's his average?
• 50:33
  12.04. Oh my God, yes, fire.
• 50:37
  He's one of the. Reasons, yeah, and only three
• 50:39
  goals that he says. So he doesn't have those games
• 50:41
  where he's going to score like 20 plus.
• 50:43
  Well, he has one, but he's not going to put like 20 + 30 plus
• 50:46
  on a consistent basis. But he's also not going to give
• 50:49
  you like one or two points. So his his floor this year has
• 50:52
  been 7 1/2 and his ceilings been 22.5.
• 50:56
  I'm sorry he scored 4.25 in the first game, but yeah, The funny
• 51:01
  thing about me always shutting on it will be is I have him in
• 51:04
  our other league. I mean, look at his last.
• 51:07
  Yeah, that's funny. Look at his last five games,
• 51:09
  171125181317. Like those are elite numbers.
• 51:13
  Those are elite numbers. That's why I call him Obi Wan.
• 51:17
  He's Obi Wan. Where'd he go draft?
• 51:20
  What's the average? His average is one O 7, so 11th
• 51:25
  round. 11th round. I mean, getting that in the
• 51:29
  11th, that's, that's crazy. Did I pick, Did I drop him or
• 51:33
  did I fucking pick him up? I think he must have drafted
• 51:35
  him. You drafted him in the ninth
• 51:38
  round, 5th pick. But I'm a genius.
• 51:40
  I drafted Oscar Bob with 2B's right before.
• 51:44
  I'm a fucking genius, you know, I'd like us to see like halfway
• 51:49
  down. Let's see how many of the
• 51:50
  players we still have that we did last season.
• 51:53
  Yeah, I remember last year I I had like 3.
• 51:55
  And like none. Hopefully this year is a little
• 51:59
  better. Yeah, I think so.
• 52:01
  They will be except for you trade half your team.
• 52:03
  All right, let's. Go do that.
• 52:05
  All right. Last game, Liverpool, man,
• 52:08
  Liverpool two Man City 0 King Salo with a gold assist.
• 52:11
  That one you the your weak Tico against me.
• 52:13
  You got out to an early lead. I caught it back and was feeling
• 52:16
  good and then Salo just shut me down.
• 52:18
  Well, earlier, and I was, you know, bragging, but I played
• 52:21
  five defenders. Four of the defenders scored
• 52:24
  less than eight points. That's funny, Trent looked
• 52:29
  really good on his return. Played 72 minutes at 14.25
• 52:32
  points. Sloba Sly actually looked good
• 52:34
  again. Look, he when he, I don't know,
• 52:40
  he's here or Miss Dong a wrong. I think the one in that midfield
• 52:43
  that's really good is Gravanberg.
• 52:44
  He is, but he's not good for fantasy.
• 52:46
  Yes, OK. And I think if it's between
• 52:48
  Curtis Jones and Sloba Sly, it's there's just no guarantee there
• 52:51
  that there's points to be had. There's a lot of really bad
• 52:54
  games in there. Did you watch this game, Boys?
• 52:57
  Did you watch it? Yeah, dude, how?
• 52:59
  How dominant was Liverpool? Yeah, and even when City had the
• 53:03
  ball, Liverpool still looked comfortable.
• 53:05
  Like there was a period in the second-half where City had more
• 53:07
  of the ball, but Liverpool still looked really, really
• 53:09
  comfortable. That was that.
• 53:10
  That game was wild, though. Through the game over there,
• 53:12
  Ederson bench for Ortega for tactical purposes.
• 53:15
  I heard it was because they, I heard it's because Ederson and
• 53:18
  Pep got in a fight. It's like because he wanted to
• 53:21
  leave. There's another one.
• 53:23
  I think things are started. The threading is.
• 53:25
  Started to unravel. Did you see like the cut on
• 53:27
  Pep's nose and like the marks on his face?
• 53:29
  Like fucker is what's going on. So.
• 53:32
  Did you guys see how he was saying, yeah, I'm hurt myself or
• 53:35
  whatever, and then he came out and apologized because that's a
• 53:37
  really dumb thing to say. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 53:39
  Just that smartest thing. Yeah, also, English isn't his
• 53:42
  first language, so I'll give him a pause.
• 53:44
  Yeah, that's not, that's not the first language.
• 53:46
  Yeah, that's a Lewis got the start.
• 53:49
  Doku, Savino, Greilish, Debruner, all on the bench.
• 53:53
  There's a lot of unhappy people because of that.
• 53:56
  Another photon. Doug -1.5 points.
• 54:00
  What? I don't know what's going on
• 54:01
  there. I really couldn't tell you
• 54:03
  what's happening with him. I have.
• 54:04
  No idea what's going on. I think, you know, it doesn't
• 54:07
  help the main man. See he's not playing well, but
• 54:09
  he's not producing anything. You aren't necessarily funny.
• 54:12
  Is that I was shopping in Buemo to the phone owner prior to
• 54:18
  anything the Gordon trade going through.
• 54:19
  Yeah, prior to these games happening, and I'm really happy.
• 54:23
  I'm really happy that I'm really happy I got Anthony going
• 54:25
  instead of Phil Thuden. I would be too probably honest,
• 54:27
  yeah. I wouldn't be worried about
• 54:29
  Vario. Not Star.
• 54:30
  And I think he literally just rested him.
• 54:32
  He'll play. I think he just rested him.
• 54:36
  I think the concern, yeah, I think the concern is that he's
• 54:39
  he's responsible for a few of the goals in the last two games
• 54:42
  prior to this. In the last four games, they
• 54:44
  scored two goals and he scored one of those goals.
• 54:47
  I know. So it's like it's like a little
• 54:48
  bit of a thing, but I'm just saying that I think Vardy all
• 54:51
  gave up because he was really a big part of conceding goals and
• 54:54
  like it's probably like 3 of the last six goals they conceded he
• 54:58
  was involved in. So I'm not saying he's not going
• 55:01
  to start. I'm just saying that like I
• 55:02
  think it was more than just him being arrested.
• 55:05
  This is the best, this is the best part, Anfield sings that
• 55:08
  Pepoli sacked in the morning and he signaled that he held up six
• 55:11
  fingers signal. He's won six league titles.
• 55:14
  But I mean, I don't know if you realize that he's also lost six
• 55:16
  of his last seven games. So there's a lot, there's a lot
• 55:19
  of banter about that and it just like as we were talking about in
• 55:23
  our group chat, just like when you're doing something like that
• 55:25
  and like reacting to the crowd, it just shows how much they're
• 55:28
  getting out of your. Skin.
• 55:28
  Yeah, they're getting under your skin.
• 55:30
  And look, this has never happened to him before.
• 55:31
  This is a first for Pep. Yeah, yeah, it's definitely.
• 55:33
  It's probably really hard for him to even understand what's
• 55:36
  going on. It it reminds me of the one of
• 55:38
  my favourite Jose Marino quartz races.
• 55:40
  If you enjoy what you do, you don't lose your hair.
• 55:43
  Pep does not enjoy football. So do you guys, what does that
• 55:45
  mean by you? Do you not?
• 55:46
  Enjoy. I share.
• 55:47
  I'm shaved ball by choice, by shape.
• 55:52
  All right, moving on now the waivers, I actually have one on
• 55:57
  here that we talked about not being a great one because I just
• 55:59
  want to talk about it was shot shod.
• 56:02
  He's ordered 30 percent, 30% of leagues hatching on the weekend.
• 56:05
  Those were his first goals. So it's like not like the most
• 56:07
  like exciting, convincing, but to like the the point they were
• 56:10
  talking about like if you want to if you want to be a gambler,
• 56:13
  it's always better to get a guy now that is to get him when he
• 56:17
  scores a goal again next week. And it feels so obvious.
• 56:20
  You know, I think the only other thing that's slightly
• 56:23
  interesting about him is that he's classified as a mid, but he
• 56:25
  plays like a forward. So just a midfield player that's
• 56:30
  playing that high up close to the goal is interesting in that
• 56:33
  standpoint, but not my not my like favorite first.
• 56:37
  Yeah, it's a risky, it's a, it's a risky 1.
• 56:40
  Yeah, it's just like if you have bench room to spare, there's not
• 56:43
  much out there. But I think he's going to.
• 56:45
  I think he's I think he's going to jump up a pretty big
• 56:47
  percentage the next few days. Another one I have is Elliot
• 56:50
  Anderson for nodding Forest. I really like him.
• 56:54
  He was injured I think for most of November and if you notice
• 56:56
  that really coincided with Forest drop off.
• 57:00
  So I just think that there's there's something to be said
• 57:02
  there. In his last three games, I think
• 57:03
  he scored double digits each of them.
• 57:06
  And he plays a little bit further back than I like from my
• 57:08
  midfielders because he's more of a six.
• 57:10
  But I think if he's kind of one of the sixes, I can kind of pin
• 57:12
  balls and get involved in plays. I think there's something worth
• 57:16
  there. It's a good shot.
• 57:18
  Another one is Calum Keller the the Liverpool defe the Liverpool
• 57:22
  keeper. As long as Allison is out he
• 57:25
  should be in a team and he's on a lot of benches.
• 57:29
  I think he's only owned in 47% of leagues so he should be.
• 57:32
  He should be getting started until until Allison comes back.
• 57:35
  Yeah, that and the defence in front of them.
• 57:37
  No, you're going to get clean sheet points.
• 57:39
  Yeah. It just it just feels like so
• 57:40
  money Yeah, couple other couple other Milos Kirkas 43% solid
• 57:46
  performance score this week. He's put in a few good games in
• 57:49
  a row. Now we're talking 34 double just
• 57:51
  games in a row. And I, I mentioned this earlier,
• 57:54
  but there's rumors that like seems like Man United or a few
• 57:57
  other teams are interested in signing him in January.
• 58:00
  Yeah. And it's mostly the Premier
• 58:02
  League teams. And I think that if he goes to
• 58:03
  like a better team, then he'll even score more points.
• 58:07
  So another one that just that was on the that was on waivers
• 58:10
  last week. That's still on.
• 58:11
  Wait, that's still available. And it's continued like had
• 58:14
  another really great game was Kennedy Karte from Poland.
• 58:17
  So I think that's another really good defender that you can pick
• 58:19
  up. So I think the I think you have
• 58:20
  some options in defense. I think I think Enzo, you called
• 58:22
  this out and then it was a really good shout.
• 58:24
  Kyle Wilson. Yeah, it's a good show.
• 58:26
  If you look at ESAC, it's it's, it's, it's a, it's not an
• 58:29
  obvious one. It's not going to show up on
• 58:31
  your first page of waivers. It's the type of guy you have to
• 58:33
  dig in. You just have to know what
• 58:35
  you're talking about, know what's going on.
• 58:36
  But I think it's it's very possible to get the start.
• 58:39
  It's. Also possible it doesn't.
• 58:41
  So it's not like I wouldn't bank on it, but I think there's, I
• 58:44
  wouldn't you know, spend 20 fab on it.
• 58:48
  But it's definitely, it's definitely a risk worth taking
• 58:51
  if you can get the starting striker for Newcastle and Cal
• 58:54
  Wilson has scored goals wherever he plays, as long as he's
• 58:57
  playing, as long as the Southeast scores goals.
• 58:59
  You hope so. So that's that.
• 59:01
  Any thoughts there? Any other players that you guys
• 59:03
  were thinking about? None that I can think of.
• 59:06
  The only one that's Igor. Just no.
• 59:10
  I'm always. On we talked about it last week.
• 59:12
  We did, but no one will ever know.
• 59:14
  Oh yeah? Are you sure no one will ever
• 59:16
  know? Yeah, Igor Tiago from Bradford,
• 59:19
  he was injured, finally came back.
• 59:22
  Did he didn't get a start yet. He didn't get a start this week.
• 59:24
  He's been playing 15 around 1518 minutes the last two games.
• 59:27
  So just I'm on eager watch, Eager watch.
• 59:32
  You keep watching. I'm looking, watching down and
• 59:36
  seeing you. From the top of the table.
• 59:39
  Ahead of me. I swear that if I if I somehow
• 59:41
  beat Keith this week and then you lose, I'm going to lock my
• 59:45
  ass off. You don't want to do this.
• 59:46
  Hold me next week. You're not going to want to.
• 59:49
  I'm a shit. I'm a shit all over you.
• 59:51
  Weeks. Oh, you play in the two weeks?
• 59:54
  Yeah, perfect. I'd love for you guys both to
• 59:56
  lose this week and then so I can get my game ahead.
• 1:00:00
  In that game it's Chelsea and versus Tottenham I have matters
• 1:00:05
  and it's also Mosala playing against the mighty Everton
• 1:00:09
  bitch. Everything doesn't concede that
• 1:00:11
  many goals. Yeah.
• 1:00:13
  Oh, you're saying that for your idiot?
• 1:00:14
  Oh yeah, but let's talk. So there's we have a midweek
• 1:00:17
  game week, which are always kind of psycho.
• 1:00:20
  Because you don't know who to start.
• 1:00:21
  This is where. This is it gets messy.
• 1:00:23
  It's going to get messy as far as starts and sits.
• 1:00:27
  So kind of some of the games that stand out to me actually,
• 1:00:30
  Manchester City, not in Forest, I'm going to be very interested
• 1:00:34
  in. Yeah.
• 1:00:36
  This boys kind of like need a little bounce back.
• 1:00:38
  They've had a such a good season, but they've kind of
• 1:00:40
  failed a little bit recently and obviously City just needs
• 1:00:44
  freaking grab. They need to hold on to
• 1:00:45
  something. It's been so rough for them.
• 1:00:47
  Obviously Arsenal, United, it's the big one.
• 1:00:49
  And then Newcastle United, Liverpool.
• 1:00:51
  That's like an underrated game. I could, I could always see
• 1:00:54
  Newcastle United getting points here because I think the the
• 1:00:57
  emotional win against City last, you know, and then a midweek
• 1:01:00
  game and then to see if there's any Subs, if their players are
• 1:01:03
  just tired, I could see this being a, a sneaky like a game
• 1:01:07
  for Newcastle to get some points.
• 1:01:10
  It is a trap game. Also the following.
• 1:01:12
  There's Champions League as well.
• 1:01:14
  So it's Liverpool has to manage. Liverpool is only -130.
• 1:01:19
  So they're the the. They're the favorites.
• 1:01:23
  Vegas is kind of agreed with us so that there's there's a chance
• 1:01:25
  for that to game to get difficult for Liverpool yeah any
• 1:01:31
  other things like from a fantasy standpoint in this these games
• 1:01:33
  you guys want to chat about Everton Wolves is kind of
• 1:01:36
  interesting to me I think like the team that the team that
• 1:01:39
  scores a lot of goals and concedes a lot of goals versus
• 1:01:42
  the team that does not score any goals but it's until last week
• 1:01:46
  it's been pretty good about not conceding goals.
• 1:01:48
  It's like the it's like the bizarre version of Unstoppable
• 1:01:52
  forced me to not immovable objects you.
• 1:01:56
  Never know. I mean, Wolves needed, they're
• 1:01:59
  in relegation now and it's this is actually a good week for
• 1:02:03
  people who care about the relegation watch because there's
• 1:02:06
  Ipswich versus Tristo, Wolves versus Everton and who else is
• 1:02:10
  on the bottom of the Leicester City versus West Ham?
• 1:02:13
  All of those bottom teams could win the games.
• 1:02:15
  That's a really good point. Those are some really fun games.
• 1:02:18
  Good games going to be Tottenham, Bournemouth, Solanke
• 1:02:20
  comes back as if he plays. Should we?
• 1:02:24
  Is he a dude? I think, I guess, Ange said.
• 1:02:27
  He came in, he didn't look good and told him to go home, so I
• 1:02:30
  think he was sick. Should we try to see what parlay
• 1:02:33
  we could make? You know it.
• 1:02:35
  We lost, we lost, we lost two parlays last week because.
• 1:02:41
  I'm going to, I'm going to do this.
• 1:02:42
  All right, Tico, you do, you throw in your parlay, your 3,
• 1:02:46
  then Keith can say history and I say my 3:00 and we see which
• 1:02:49
  one. I actually.
• 1:02:51
  Just, oh, wait, wait, we let Sergey choose which one.
• 1:02:55
  I actually cook one of that's a four gamer.
• 1:02:58
  Let's let's look at it and we can.
• 1:03:00
  So I'll go one by one. OK, go ahead, go ahead.
• 1:03:04
  Sydney at home versus Forest at -275 Chelsea away with
• 1:03:10
  Southampton -300 I think that's the easiest one.
• 1:03:14
  Wait, wait, wait. When do they play Saturday?
• 1:03:18
  On the fourth, yeah, one SEC, Liverpool, Newcastle.
• 1:03:23
  I know we talked about it being a trap game, but when you think
• 1:03:27
  about Liverpool just came off beating Real Madrid and City.
• 1:03:33
  I don't see him lose, I don't see him losing a Newcastle also.
• 1:03:35
  Yeah, same. Especially this Newcastle team.
• 1:03:38
  And then I also have the last one.
• 1:03:40
  This is the one that you guys are going to hate me for,
• 1:03:42
  Tottenham versus Bournemouth. What do you have?
• 1:03:45
  Tottenham. I don't like any of those.
• 1:03:48
  I don't know. I don't.
• 1:03:49
  Not one of those. I don't want to bet the city's
• 1:03:51
  lost six of the last 7 Keith in the play, not in the forest.
• 1:03:55
  And like it's a + 655. Keith, how about you?
• 1:03:58
  Who are you betting on? For which one?
• 1:04:01
  For the city forest. City.
• 1:04:03
  Like I just don't like that. Like we're betting on a team
• 1:04:06
  that's absolutely been shit. To win, you know what it is key.
• 1:04:09
  275. It's when you're at the roulette
• 1:04:11
  table and it comes red like 10 times in a row.
• 1:04:12
  You're like, it has to be black. It's one of those cases.
• 1:04:17
  D'artagnan, what do you think of his bet?
• 1:04:20
  Obviously he was going to save. I don't like the.
• 1:04:22
  CD. One, it might be a tie.
• 1:04:25
  I'm afraid it might be a tie. I can see that too.
• 1:04:28
  I see. I'd rather bet on like the like
• 1:04:31
  Leicester, West Ham game. So, Keith, do you?
• 1:04:33
  I'd rather bet on some of these relegation.
• 1:04:35
  Games do you 3 Keith or your 4 wherever you like.
• 1:04:38
  OK, Crystal Palace, Ipswich. I'm going to bet on Crystal
• 1:04:41
  Palace. OK.
• 1:04:43
  Leicester City, West Ham. I'm going to bet on West Ham.
• 1:04:45
  Kudos is back, no? You should be back and then
• 1:04:49
  Everton, Wolves. I'm going to bet on Wolves.
• 1:04:53
  Those are my three. That's +1887.
• 1:04:56
  Hey, so look at his face. I like that.
• 1:05:01
  You like that bet? Yeah, that's a dangerous
• 1:05:04
  fucking. That's three very dangerous bets
• 1:05:06
  keep, you know that. Right.
• 1:05:07
  Yeah, damn straight. Guys, I have a recommendation.
• 1:05:11
  Damn straight. It just came to my massive
• 1:05:13
  brain. OK.
• 1:05:15
  What if all of us do our own separate parlay, $10 each?
• 1:05:19
  Oh. I like the I like.
• 1:05:22
  This and then we split it, obviously, whoever wins.
• 1:05:25
  We split it, yeah, but I like that show.
• 1:05:27
  Yeah, but it also gives us hey. Fraggy rights.
• 1:05:29
  Yeah, this is fun. Yep.
• 1:05:31
  I like. It but OK, but OK.
• 1:05:33
  Oh yeah. No, I like it.
• 1:05:34
  So you're going to do a full game you and we don't have to
• 1:05:36
  do. No, it doesn't have to be you.
• 1:05:38
  Know I'm tickle belt one game. That's not a parlour, you idiot.
• 1:05:42
  But like, OK, but like your braggy rights diminish like the
• 1:05:45
  weaker your bat is. It's also not a parlay.
• 1:05:47
  Win. I'm a I'm a fucking king.
• 1:05:49
  If Chico wins, it's pretty good. And if you do one game, you win.
• 1:05:51
  It's kind of like whatever. I I saw a Chuck change my it was
• 1:05:54
  a joke. You're taking it too parsley.
• 1:05:57
  Well, should I place Tigo? Should I place his bats as we do
• 1:05:59
  it like I'm I'm committed to mine.
• 1:06:01
  Yeah, I'm committed to my. Tools Palace West Ham 10 bucks
• 1:06:05
  to win 188 bat being placed. OK, give me yours again, Chico.
• 1:06:13
  Liverpool, City, Chelsea top add Arsenal?
• 1:06:19
  Why not? He wants bragging rights.
• 1:06:22
  All right, OK, If I Tottenham, is Tottenham Bournemouth, is
• 1:06:24
  that the 10 bucks to win 68? Nice.
• 1:06:27
  OK, OK, So what do you got for us?
• 1:06:29
  Palace. Palace over Ipswich, OK.
• 1:06:31
  I'm going to do Brentford. If I let's get Brentford over
• 1:06:34
  villas plus three 20s, that's the risk, that's the big one.
• 1:06:37
  OK. And then I'll.
• 1:06:38
  Do Chelsea? OK, Chelsea -0 five.
• 1:06:41
  It gets you to +1238. That's yeah, till 30.
• 1:06:44
  That's pretty good too. You know what I love about all
• 1:06:47
  our bets? Well, we could hit on every
• 1:06:50
  single bet. There's a chance we're rich.
• 1:06:54
  Rich. This has been episode 67 of
• 1:06:58
  Draft Offsides. My name is Keith.
• 1:07:00
  I'm with Tico Enzo, and we will see you next week.
• 1:07:03
  Follow us on all socials, do all the thing and all right?
• 1:07:08
  I got down the fucking hole of strikers who are good managers.
• 1:07:12
  Does proof count as a striker or he doesn't?
• 1:07:15
  No Who? Kroy.
• 1:07:17
  Kroy he. Was like a 10.
• 1:07:19
  He was more like a 10. OK Sir Alex Ferguson striker.
• 1:07:26
  OK, was he? OK, that was so long ago.
• 1:07:28
  Like they didn't even really have positions back then.
• 1:07:30
  They were like they were playing with, you know?
• 1:07:32
  And then the man you manager who won the treble, not the last one
• 1:07:38
  before. Or like on a social.
• 1:07:40
  Hank, Hankus. Hankus, Joseph.
• 1:07:45
  Yeah. I have no clue that is.
• 1:07:47
  He won the treble when when they spanked Barcelona.
• 1:07:52
  There has to be more Mark Hughes.
• 1:07:56
  Mark Hughes was a good one. He.
• 1:07:58
  Was a good one. Yeah, Jurgen Klismann.
• 1:08:01
  But he's a successful. He was good, yeah.
• 1:08:04
  He played. He was like coach for I mean,
• 1:08:06
  obviously the United States was really poor, but he was a coach
• 1:08:09
  for Bayern Munich. Didn't he win the Champions
• 1:08:11
  League with Bayern? Munich, I think he was the
• 1:08:12
  manager of Germany when they kept losing with that young team
• 1:08:15
  and then he left. They won the World Cup.
• 1:08:17
  He was a total manager too. OK, he sucks.