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Lunch with the Clydesdale & Cowboy - Colostrum or Beer Flavored Soda? · Clydesdale Media Podcast

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Hey, y'all.
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It's just me right now.
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No, you're not going to play it, Vic?
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Yeah, we always come back.
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From the gym to the screen, yeah,
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we cover it all.
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Midday motivation every time you press
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call.
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Lunch with the Clydesdale.
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Cowboy bring the heat.
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Crossfit, boobies, music on repeat.
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Half hour hustle, yeah,
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we building that brand.
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Grab a plate, tune in now,
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you part of the family.
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Boom!
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Hey there, everybody.
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Vicky's apologizing to me because Scott is
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not here currently.
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He is on the way, relatively speaking.
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He had a lunch meeting that ran long,
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so it's just me and Vicky right now.
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The inmates are in fact running the asylum
1:15
as we speak.
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So as per usual,
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I do not generally have anything planned.
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I usually,
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Scott has stuff that he wants to talk
1:23
about.
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We just kind of go with that.
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So for the time being, we can probably,
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that is not how we started the show.
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I understand.
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Joseph, what do you want me to do,
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brother?
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Not a whole lot I can do about
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it right now.
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It's just me and Vicky.
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Like I said,
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inmates is running the asylum.
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What do you want?
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What do you want?
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um go over a couple things i did
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in fact watch half of the saints game
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last night but for those of you i
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i was me and biggie were briefly chatting
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about this for a second for those of
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you who actually watch monday night
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football in its entirety and or adults and
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have jobs and stuff the next morning like
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how do you get up
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I really need to know because it was
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nine o'clock last night at halftime and I
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went to bed.
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Legitimately, nine p.m.,
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I had had enough of the day in
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general,
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much less the fact that Saints were
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getting their ass beat by the Falcons.
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That running back they got is outstanding.
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But I just went on to bed because
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I'm not staying up that long.
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Like, I'm just not doing that.
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I can't fathom going all the way till
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however long that took for them to finish.
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I'm assuming sometime around ten thirty
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eleven o'clock.
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Well, OK, yeah.
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Doug, Mr.
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Retired Steve games at eight thirty nine
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o'clock out West, that's how.
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Yeah, well.
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Kudos, I don't live out West.
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I live in about as in the middle
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of the country as I possibly could be
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without actually being in the middle of
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the country and down at the bottom of
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it.
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But yeah, Meg, nine, dude.
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And that's only because I told myself I
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was going to stay until halftime and just
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kind of see what was going on and
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went on to bed after that.
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It was absolutely one eight.
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Forty nine is Chica.
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I usually don't go to sleep till one
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a.m.
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Dude,
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what I usually what I'm getting up and
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going pee like that's one a.m.
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That's that's getting out of bed because
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I'm old and my bladder is like, hey,
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man,
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we're not going to hold on to this
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morning.
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I used to be,
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I say that when I was working
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construction,
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I was up five o'clock pretty much every
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morning anyway,
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but now I'm up at five to go
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work out.
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First session of the day,
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get that in and come, you know,
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take a shower, head on to work,
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all of that good stuff.
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Like one, one AM is not a thing,
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dude.
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I don't,
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I couldn't tell you the last time I
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saw actually, no, no,
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I can't tell you the last time I
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saw one AM where I was intentionally
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awake.
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Like, that's not a thing.
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Like, one a.m.
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is usually get up, go pee.
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Still, you know, eyes blurry.
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Like,
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I'm pretty sure my body just knows the
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way to the bathroom at this point without
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me having to be there.
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And we just stroll on over and get
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it done, go crawl back into bed.
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One AM is absolutely wild work.
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There's no possible way.
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The wife and I went and saw,
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I can't remember the kid's name,
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but he was on American Idol like last
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season when he's from Louisiana.
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What's his name?
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Anyway, at the, yes,
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actually in the toilet, Mr.
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Kyle's in CrossFit.
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Once I him a couple months ago and
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we didn't make it past eleven thirty.
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Matter of fact,
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I don't think you make it made it
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past ten thirty before we just do stolen
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out and went back home and went to
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bed.
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So my question is, anybody in there?
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No, not Scotty McCurry.
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Ruben stood I like how we just going
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you were just reaching it back.
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Yeah, just Kelly Clarkson Why not?
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We'll just talk about all that Jamal was
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from Mississippi.
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Oh, man.
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I Know the kids name and I can't
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think of it John something or another
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Anyway,
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we went saw him and didn't make it
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all the way through the show by the
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time the opener and the second opener got
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done and he played three songs and we
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left and
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Because I'm just not.
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John Foster.
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Yes, ma'am.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Oh, look at that.
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I got a co-host.
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How about that?
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Sorry.
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Ladies and gentlemen, Scott Switzer.
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Oh, man.
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You went live.
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Oh, yeah.
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As we discussed earlier,
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I always have something I can rant and
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yance about.
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It's fine.
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Not a big deal.
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Glad to see you.
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Oh, dude.
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I'm so over it.
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I'm so over my job.
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Hey, bro.
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The good news is you only got, what,
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another five to seven years left.
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You should be fine.
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Yeah, sure.
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All of that.
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I'm just looking at the comments.
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What the hell were you talking about?
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Clay Aiken?
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I was trying to remember the name of
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the kid we went and saw.
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I'm talking about staying up late.
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i watched the saints game last night up
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until halftime and that was like nine p.m
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my time and that was a wrap like
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i couldn't it didn't help that they were
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getting ass beat um but like i'm not
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like i was done with the day and
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then i had enough of the game as
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well by nine o'clock and i didn't
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understand i don't understand how people
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like i'm just gonna stay up till eleven
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o'clock and finish this game off and like
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that doesn't make any kind of sense to
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me
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And I was trying to remember the last
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time I saw one AM that was not
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me getting up in the middle of night
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to go pee.
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And I said, we went and saw John.
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I couldn't remember the kid's name,
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but his name is John Foster.
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He's from, uh,
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not far from where my wife is originally
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from and we went and we went saw
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him i went to go see him i
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should say and by the time the opener
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the second act got off he came on
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sang three songs and we left and it
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was ten thirty eleven o'clock something
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like that and that seemed super late yeah
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i i stay up for sports and then
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usually pay for it the next day and
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but
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I can't do that, dude.
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Like,
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I didn't do a whole lot this morning.
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I got up.
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Jennifer went run, came back,
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and then I went run and came back
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and then got Jameson ready for school and
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stuff like that.
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But I wouldn't have been able to do
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that if I'd have been up till eleven
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o'clock watching the game.
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Like, there's no possible way.
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Which,
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looking at the final score this morning,
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I wouldn't have stayed up the rest.
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I wouldn't have made it past the third
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quarter anyway.
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But that running back is ridiculous.
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Bichon.
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Bichon.
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Bichon.
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So if I stay up for a Bears
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game,
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nothing is more aggravating than staying
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up till eleven thirty at night to watch
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them.
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And then.
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They lose by like a point in the
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last, you know, like and then you're like,
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shit, I stayed up for this.
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Yeah, absolutely.
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Right.
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Uh.
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I'm already mean enough.
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Imagine me without beauty sleep.
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We don't want to.
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I'm good.
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I'm good.
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Tessa.
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Tessa says, random thoughts.
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My local grocery store.
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These colostrum sodas on sale from Armra?
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Armra?
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Armra?
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I don't know what that is.
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Well, I know what colostrum is.
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I know what colostrum is.
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I do not want to be drinking that
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as a soda.
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No.
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Good.
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Just saying.
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Good.
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Good.
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That's not a thing.
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See, this is the problem.
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I don't care what flavor it is.
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I am not drinking that as a soda.
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Mm-mm.
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Mm hmm.
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This is the problem.
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Winter says she sees one a.m.
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every day.
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I do, too,
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but it's about for about thirty five to
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forty seconds when I get up from I
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need the covers,
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go to the bathroom and go back to
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bed.
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And that's not even usually it's sometime
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between one and two thirty in the morning.
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And then I go back.
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Dude, man,
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you got some powerful pee if you can
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do all that in thirty five seconds.
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My bed,
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my I'm seven steps from the bed to
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the toilet.
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It's like just the peeing process takes me
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longer than thirty five seconds.
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By the time I get up like it's
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I'm about to pee on myself.
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So I just it's it's not a whole.
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No beer flavored pre-workout is OK.
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They talk about the colostrum.
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But beer-flavored pre-workout is not...
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Okay, no, it's not.
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I do not want... I'm not getting...
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There's one thing you can guarantee I'm
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not going to buy,
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and I buy a lot of C-IV,
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is the beer-flavored C-IV.
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Can I say I didn't believe you?
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Really?
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I didn't.
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And then you saw it.
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I thought you were duped into it,
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and then I got...
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There it is.
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The beer-flavored C-IV ad.
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Yeah.
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And I was like, oh my gosh,
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he didn't get duped.
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It just makes no sense to me.
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That is just something that...
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It's up there with colostrum soda.
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It's not far off.
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Like, they just shouldn't go together.
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There it is.
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All hopped up.
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how i'm sorry man how big of an
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alcoholic do you have to be to drink
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caffeinated pre-workout beer pretty big i
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would say like you might have a problem
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that pre-workout ain't gonna ain't gonna
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take care of thanks it's not gonna fix
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my fix i got a twelve pack right
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there of c-four but it's cherry limeade
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you know why because that's what a sane
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person does
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Like, what's next?
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Can I tell you?
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You told me about the Hawaiian pineapple
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popsicle.
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Yep.
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New favorite flavor.
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Bro, isn't it good?
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It is like my childhood in a can.
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Yeah, it is fantastic.
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It really, really is.
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I'm not a big fan of the grape
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because they got all the popsicle flavors.
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I say all.
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They got grape, cherry.
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There might be a different one.
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But anyway, that pineapple one,
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it takes it over the top.
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um i never would have tried if they
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were not on sale now i'm bummed i
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didn't buy all of them are you talking
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about the colostrum soda tessa it seems
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like it because she's the one that brought
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it up good for you yeah
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Yeah,
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nobody wants a hoppy beer pre-workout.
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No.
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Like,
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if you're going to do a beer pre-workout,
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it better be like Miller Lite.
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Yeah.
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Like, not like a good old thick IPA.
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Beer flavored water.
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Yeah, no, you don't want to.
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Oh, my Lord.
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Well, IPAs are like,
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you don't want a beer snobs beer
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pre-workout.
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Like, nobody wants that.
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now a four loco with a little bit
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of caffeine in there i'm all for it
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look in my day absolutely like give me
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four hundred milligrams of caffeine and
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you know four and a half percent alcohol
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content you know in a one can't absolutely
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sure but red bull and vodka
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Red Bull and actually Red Bull and
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bourbon.
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Red Bull and Crown is actually pretty darn
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good in and of itself.
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You know,
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I was fifty-six years old before I tried
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a Red Bull.
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Yeah?
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Yeah, I'm missing that.
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You know how old I am?
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Yeah.
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Fifty-six.
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I'm aware.
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So did you have one like yesterday?
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They were free at the WFP.
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I do remember you saying that.
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I mean,
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I guess when you sponsored by them,
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that was the idea.
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I'm like, Jameis Winston...
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Free ninety nine is calling.
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Oh, absolutely.
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Absolutely.
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The best kind free.
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Oh, look,
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you would test with the same age.
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Only one of y'all is drinking colostrum
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sodas and what I'm not.
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Yeah, that's all her.
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I understand the concept behind it,
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but like, where are you getting it from?
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Where's this colostrum coming from?
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Who's supplying the colostrum?
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What does the factory look like?
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I really want to know.
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What is the extraction process?
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Yes.
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Yes.
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How is that?
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Is it like a dairy farm?
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I hope not.
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Dairy farm full of recently pregnant
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women?
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I don't understand what's going on.
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I really, really don't.
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oh look at katie l trying to bring
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truth into the the joke yeah hey look
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keep your truth to yourself you understand
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we are here to we're here to make
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jokes that's that's kind of what we do
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yeah oh yeah we are the arbiters of
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truth and we and we we don't have
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time for that today megan said she started
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listening to get there all the time oh
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well
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Winter says she's never had a four loco.
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Winter,
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what you need to do is get a
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five-hour energy,
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pour that into your four loco,
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and then you can have a five loco
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or maybe a nine loco.
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I guess it really depends on who you
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ask.
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So the first time I ever – probably
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the first and only time I had a
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four loco –
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is I was at a tailgate at my
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daughter's college,
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and we stopped at the filling station,
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gas station, whatever, on the way down,
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and they had them in the cooler,
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and it said green apple.
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And if you say green apple,
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I'm all in.
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Didn't even know what it was.
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Yeah, don't even care.
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I drank that,
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and it was an experience I never had
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before in my life.
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Did you start smoking cigarettes and
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punching holes in walls?
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I feel like that's probably part of it.
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I have never been that drunk off of
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one drink in my life.
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No.
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Those things are serious.
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I've had one.
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Same as you.
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I've had one.
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Thinking it was going to be a good
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idea.
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The walk from the tailgate to the stadium
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was a rough ride.
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Yeah.
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Coca-Cola.
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or plus one locos when you put the
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five hour energy in there for jayden
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daniels fair oh there it is ah there's
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a colostrum farm i don't i wish he
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never would have brought it up because now
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like i can't turn my brain off when
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it comes to that kind of stuff
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Do you know what's crazy?
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Please.
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Is I actually prepared something for this
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show, and then that meeting ran over,
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and I jumped in here,
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and there aren't even rails to jump on.
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No.
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No.
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Oh.
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No,
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I did not watch Katie on Boys last
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night.
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I was busy watching the Saints get their
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ass handed to them.
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Yeah, I didn't either.
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I was trying to catch up on Neely.
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Lexi.
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No.
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Neely, it's the spinoff of Reacher.
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Oh, Neegly.
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Isn't it Neegly?
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It's pronounced Neegly.
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The G is silent.
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It's a silent G. It's a silent G.
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Colostrum concentrate.
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How do they make a cow?
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Super thick colostrum.
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Yeah, I need you to concentrate.
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Nope.
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Yeah, I'm out.
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All right.
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So how did they get colostrum concentrate?
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Did they boil it down?
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Like,
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I don't understand how that's happening.
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Cook off the excess liquid.
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I don't want no part of that.
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I don't want no part of that.
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No, thank you.
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Like little Miss Muffet and her curds and
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whey, man, at that point.
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Yeah, well, that actually makes sense,
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though.
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That's part of the cheesemaking process.
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I get that.
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Colostrum is its own thing.
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Are you saying you can't make colostrum
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cheese?
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And I'm not actually saying you can't make
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colostrum cheese.
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Jesus H. Christ.
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I haven't said the word colostrum this
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many times in a ten-minute period in my
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entire life.
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I mean,
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if you can make colostrum into soda and
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you can make cauliflower into rice.
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First of all,
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I cannot make colostrum into soda.
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Neither can you.
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Oh, my word.
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I'm with Matt.
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If you're going to have it,
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it must be raw, straight from the teat,
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man.
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Straight from the, yeah.
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You got to get it from the source,
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which is a whole different factory at that
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point.
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Not even the same thing.
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Not with that attitude.
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KDL has been listening to my coaching.
19:27
Not with that attitude, you can't.
19:34
Seema's about to barf.
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Me too.
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I understand, Seema.
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I didn't bring it up.
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Somebody else said something about it,
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and then here we are.
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Winter, I liked it.
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I don't watch Reacher.
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I like it so far.
19:49
I'm three episodes in to the first season.
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Look, Nicky trying to steer us back.
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So it's National Taco Day.
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Joseph, it's your time to shine.
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Today is National Taco Day.
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If you don't have a pocket taco,
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I don't know what you're even doing with
20:09
your life at this point.
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And it's Tuesday.
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National Taco Day should be on a Tuesday.
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Every year.
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If you're going to have National Taco Day,
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it doggone well better be a Tuesday.
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If...
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Thanksgiving is just the third Thursday in
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November every year.
20:28
Then Taco Tuesday can be the first Tuesday
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or third Thursday, excuse me.
20:34
Then Taco Tuesday can be the second
20:35
Tuesday of every October.
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That should be easy.
20:38
That should be a no-brainer.
20:40
I think we're on the first Tuesday,
20:42
but okay.
20:43
Whatever.
20:43
I mean, either way, pick a Tuesday.
20:47
Time is a construct.
20:48
Time is an abstract concept,
20:50
a hundred percent.
20:54
I know you like tacos.
20:55
Yeah,
20:57
we need to blow the dust off the
20:59
taco gun.
21:05
Homer Simpson was an inventor in one
21:07
episode,
21:08
and he built a makeup gun for ladies
21:11
who only have three-tenths of a second to
21:13
get ready.
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Well, if you remember,
21:18
Joseph brought a taco gun to the games.
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He absolutely did.
21:21
Yeah.
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oh pocket taco tuesday there she is
21:27
there's my winter right there taco pocket
21:31
taco tuesday i can't even say it it's
21:37
way up hold up it's taco tuesday and
21:40
it's national coaches day if that's the
21:44
case then i feel as a coach somebody
21:46
should bring me one of my athletes should
21:47
bring me tacos
21:51
There you go.
21:52
Wouldn't that not make sense?
21:53
Man.
21:56
Yes.
21:59
Well,
21:59
do we want to find rails or not?
22:00
Just let me know.
22:01
If so, I'll just... Go for it.
22:03
I'm tired of talking about colostrum.
22:04
I can tell you that much.
22:05
Yeah, me too.
22:06
All right.
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Do you know what debuted twenty years ago
22:10
today?
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One of the greatest shows of all time.
22:14
Twenty years ago today.
22:16
So that would have been in two thousand
22:18
and six.
22:18
Oh, man.
22:20
That could be any one of a number
22:21
of things.
22:22
Hit me with it.
22:24
Friday Night Lights.
22:26
Oh, clear eyes, full heart.
22:29
Can't lose.
22:30
Can't lose.
22:32
Dylan Panthers.
22:36
Outstanding.
22:39
And now coaches the Green Lantern.
22:41
Yeah, isn't that wild?
22:45
Isn't that wild?
22:46
I just realized he was also in the
22:49
first episode of Mayor of Kingstown.
22:56
Yep.
22:57
Yep.
23:00
I only made it to episode two.
23:02
It's not that I didn't... I don't know.
23:04
Weird, but... I just fell off of it.
23:05
I really like Jeremy Renner a lot.
23:08
Me too.
23:08
And I saw...
23:10
I didn't make it much further past that
23:12
either.
23:13
I was trying to figure out what was
23:14
going on.
23:14
I think I probably got three or four
23:15
episodes in.
23:16
And then we just fell off because I
23:18
think we were trying to catch up on
23:20
all the episodes of Yellowstone.
23:22
And I only had so much time on
23:24
a Sunday night.
23:25
So that one kind of fell by the
23:27
wayside.
23:27
But I really want to catch the rest
23:29
of it.
23:31
uh moxon was in uh varsity blues varsity
23:35
blues not front of the lights different
23:41
type same same but different yeah but
23:44
front of the lights was one of my
23:45
favorite shows i never missed an episode
23:48
um really enjoyed it and late season gave
23:52
us the first appearance of michael b
23:53
jordan yeah there you go
23:57
A lot of people from that show have
23:59
gone on to do big things.
24:01
Michael Jordan in particular,
24:04
when I started watching older movies back
24:06
again,
24:07
you realize he's in a lot of stuff.
24:10
Like a lot, a lot of stuff.
24:11
Stuff that you don't necessarily recognize
24:13
him in as being Michael B. Jordan.
24:15
Like he's not Killmonger or he's not,
24:16
you know,
24:17
whatever the other people that he's
24:20
played.
24:20
And you're like, oh, oh yeah,
24:22
he was in that too.
24:24
Oh, he was in that too.
24:25
Oh, he was in that too.
24:27
That dude gets around.
24:28
I mean, he's a good actor.
24:29
Don't get me wrong, but he gets around.
24:31
When the kid that played Landry in Friday
24:34
Night Lights went on to be Breaking Bad,
24:36
he won an Oscar in that weird alien
24:41
movie with...
24:44
You know that girl with the alien movie.
24:46
With the face and she's got ears and
24:48
stuff.
24:49
There was aliens involved.
24:50
Emma Stone.
24:52
Emma Stone.
24:56
Recently you talking about?
24:57
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
24:58
Like he won the Academy Award like last
25:00
year.
25:00
The guy who played Landry.
25:01
Okay.
25:02
And he won it for that movie.
25:03
I don't know.
25:04
Hmm.
25:09
It don't matter.
25:10
It really, really doesn't.
25:12
One of my favorite shows.
25:13
Just wanted to highlight that.
25:15
And then I tried to get through all
25:18
of the Bruce Edwards speech at Coaches
25:23
Conference.
25:26
I did not.
25:29
Thank you, Kate.
25:30
His name is Jesse Plemons.
25:33
And if you thought Walter White was bad
25:35
in Breaking Bad,
25:37
he played an even more evil dude.
25:40
Yeah, he did.
25:42
Yeah, he did.
25:44
And not even close.
25:45
Yeah.
25:47
Yeah, if you need a weird,
25:48
goofy blonde guy in a movie, KDL,
25:51
Jesse Plemons is your man.
25:52
He's your guy.
25:56
He is the Steve Buscemi of his era.
26:02
shout out to steve buscemi i think he's
26:03
a good dude i agree kate incredible actor
26:10
so i did i did try to get
26:11
through the bruce edwards uh speech at
26:14
coaches congress it was actually a panel
26:17
uh so boz talked ollie talked um chase
26:21
facilitated um
26:25
a couple takeaways you want my take a
26:27
good takeaways please because I didn't
26:28
bother with it totally played to the home
26:31
crowd of course and this took place in
26:35
Europe in England I believe he that's
26:42
where he made the quote the games has
26:43
been in America for twenty years probably
26:45
time for a change yeah
26:50
When someone says I don't want to be
26:53
cliche, they're always cliche.
26:56
Every single time.
26:58
And he said that a few times during
27:01
his speech.
27:02
And every time he said it,
27:03
I was like, well,
27:04
now we're getting a cliche because...
27:07
It's like when people say,
27:08
I don't want to offend you, but...
27:10
I'm fixing to offend you.
27:12
I'm fixing to lighten your ass behind some
27:15
dumb shit.
27:17
Um...
27:20
He said that they need to focus on
27:22
themselves and what they do best and not
27:25
worry about all the stuff on the outside.
27:31
Okay.
27:33
That doesn't mean anything, but all right.
27:36
And that sounds like some self-help shit.
27:39
It's like a girlfriend that just got broke
27:41
up.
27:42
I'm just going to focus on me and
27:43
what I'm working on right now.
27:45
He can go do what he needs.
27:46
I think it's cliche.
27:48
It is.
27:50
Like, it just,
27:52
we can't focus on other people.
27:53
We have to focus on ourselves.
27:55
Yeah.
27:56
But if you don't know what threats exist,
27:58
how do you make decisions?
28:00
You can't.
28:01
Right?
28:04
The other thing he said is that they're
28:05
going to look for a more localized...
28:11
a localized campaign.
28:13
So like the marketing can't be universal
28:16
anymore.
28:18
It's got to be like,
28:20
if you're going to market to people in
28:22
Europe, it has to be like Europe centric.
28:28
That's my paraphrasing of what I thought
28:30
he said.
28:31
So if they're going to market to people
28:32
in Louisiana,
28:33
they're going to have to speak in a
28:34
really like an alligator and just that
28:37
way.
28:37
That's the only thing we understand.
28:39
Like, I don't,
28:40
Well,
28:40
he said it didn't need to be
28:41
country-specific,
28:42
but more regionally specific,
28:44
whatever that means.
28:55
Sorry, I'm just reading.
28:55
And he said that that's marketing,
28:57
that's education, that's all of that.
29:03
And then there was a question asked about,
29:05
well, the games...
29:07
have not been successful since we went
29:09
away from regionals.
29:11
What is the plan for the games?
29:13
Blah, blah, blah.
29:15
And, and I say that blah, blah, blah.
29:17
Cause I didn't like the answer.
29:19
Bob has actually answered the question.
29:24
And he said that he was around during
29:26
the regional days and regionals was about
29:31
like you had a guy from your gym
29:33
who made regionals and the community would
29:35
come support that person.
29:37
And he doesn't think that the elite
29:39
athletes are working out enough in the
29:40
affiliates for that to matter anymore.
29:46
And so their answer to that is the,
29:51
um,
29:53
The overseas, not the overseas,
29:56
the national champions.
29:58
Having the local national champion
30:01
competitions that Dave brought up on his
30:04
week in review because that will bring
30:07
people competing for your national
30:09
championship will bring people to the
30:11
events.
30:12
I'm moving to Micronesia.
30:17
Corey Leonard.
30:19
Well, you're still not from there,
30:22
so you can't just move there and say
30:24
you're there.
30:25
If I get citizenship, I can.
30:33
That's a silly concept.
30:35
I think here's a short-sightedness.
30:38
I think because we don't have regionals
30:41
anymore with people from that region
30:44
getting into that competition,
30:47
and it's now become like half a country
30:50
semifinal,
30:52
that you don't get the people because of
30:55
that.
30:56
And you allow people to enter all of
30:58
them to take up spaces for everybody else.
31:03
What made regionals beautiful was that,
31:07
yeah,
31:07
there were probably there were forty
31:08
people that got brought in for regionals.
31:11
About twenty of them were competing for
31:13
the games and the other twenty were just
31:15
so pumped to be there.
31:17
Yep.
31:18
And maybe they could hit a home run.
31:20
And those were the people that the
31:21
community came out and supported.
31:23
Yeah,
31:24
because you can go back to your gym
31:25
later and be like, yeah,
31:27
I didn't make the games,
31:28
but I beat Rich Froning on whatever
31:31
workout.
31:33
I was in the lane right next to
31:34
him the entire time.
31:36
Like I beat, you know,
31:37
I was rep for rep with Scott Patrick
31:39
until I wasn't.
31:41
like that's a claim to fame dude where
31:44
i'm where i'm where i'm at like i
31:45
can go back and say some like that
31:47
absolutely so patrick o'connell who is
31:50
christy o'connell's husband competed at
31:53
regional seven times the highlight of his
31:56
career was doing the hundreds workout in
32:01
the same heat with graham rich dan marcus
32:08
all those people in the central east to
32:10
this day that's what he talks about is
32:11
this highlight yeah he didn't win that
32:13
event but he got to compete with those
32:16
guys in the hundreds during that time
32:20
Because we're laying over this new,
32:24
and not that we can afford to go
32:26
back to regionals again.
32:27
I'm not even saying that.
32:29
But to say that the reason we're not
32:32
doing that is because the community won't
32:34
come support people because they don't
32:36
work out in the affiliates anymore is just
32:38
wrong.
32:40
It's because of the structure of today
32:42
doesn't allow for that.
32:44
Doesn't mean the structure back then
32:45
didn't.
32:49
It's a, it's a,
32:49
and I never thought I'd hear myself use
32:53
this word in a, in an actual sentence,
32:56
but it's a very obtuse way of looking
32:57
at things because it's,
33:00
Well, nobody's coming to that.
33:02
Nobody's going to go to that because they
33:04
don't work out anymore.
33:05
Well,
33:05
you're not giving the people who do work
33:07
out and who do train in their affiliates
33:09
an opportunity to go to regionals and see
33:12
who comes to support them by automatically
33:15
saying that, well,
33:16
they're just not doing that because the
33:18
elites aren't.
33:20
Maybe some of the elites are,
33:21
but some of the people who are making
33:23
it to the semifinals who are regular gym
33:25
people,
33:26
do you think they're just in training
33:27
camps the entire time?
33:28
Yeah, no, the big guys, I understand that.
33:31
The guys,
33:33
the Jason Hoppers and whoever else you
33:35
want to throw out there, yes.
33:38
Are they doing class workouts?
33:39
No, not necessarily.
33:40
But some of these other dudes who are
33:43
what would be considered back in the day
33:45
regionals-level competitors,
33:49
And that's where they would be going.
33:52
Instead of having to see if they can
33:53
travel to a semifinal,
33:55
they would be just hitting up their local
33:56
regional if they qualified for it.
33:57
And then the people from their gym who
33:59
know them, who see them,
34:00
who are in their community,
34:02
generally speaking,
34:04
would go travel to see them because that's
34:06
how it used to be.
34:07
And whenever you took that away from them,
34:09
then yeah,
34:10
of course they're not going to go because
34:11
there's nowhere for them to go.
34:14
Can I tell you what the most frustrating
34:15
thing for me is about this speech that
34:17
I listened to?
34:19
Is CrossFit is telling me this is what
34:24
I should care about.
34:26
Yep.
34:27
We're going to put out a national
34:29
championship all over the world.
34:33
And you should care about being a national
34:38
champion.
34:41
Why?
34:41
We're going to create a community cup.
34:44
And it's going to have levels.
34:45
And you're going to get to compete against
34:47
people in your own divisions.
34:49
And this is what you should care about.
34:54
Nobody cared.
34:57
Not even CrossFit cared.
34:59
That's going to be my next point.
35:02
Because they did not promote it.
35:03
They did not talk about it.
35:04
They did not.
35:06
Dave talked about it in his weekend review
35:07
because people asked him about it.
35:10
But that's about as far as they went.
35:13
I know more people that did the service
35:17
cup than did the community cup.
35:22
The people are going to tell you what
35:24
they care about,
35:26
and you should not avoid that in favor
35:29
of things that you think they should care
35:31
about.
35:32
That is a fact.
35:39
That's what's been frustrating for me.
35:45
Whereas David Johnson said he's going to
35:46
move to Italy and compete at eating pasta.
35:50
That's a solid, solid plan there, David.
35:56
Steve,
35:56
can anyone quote what CrossFit's current
35:58
mission statement is?
35:59
I can't.
36:00
I think mission statements are stupid.
36:02
Yeah, they do.
36:04
Because most times they're just words that
36:06
mean nothing.
36:08
It is a word salad thrown together by
36:11
people who are in marketing specifically
36:13
to make that kind of general broad general
36:16
statement.
36:18
We're going to change the world.
36:20
Did you soon put up with old boy
36:21
say we're going to get thirty million
36:23
CrossFitters?
36:23
No, you're not.
36:24
Stop saying that.
36:27
Yeah, it's.
36:29
If you create a an environment where
36:33
everybody has buy in.
36:36
You don't need a mission statement because
36:37
everybody's on board.
36:43
The minute I go to like a work
36:46
function and they're like,
36:48
we're going to come up with a new
36:49
mission statement.
36:50
I'm just like,
36:51
you just wasted my damn day.
36:55
Good for you.
36:56
Let me know what happens when you,
36:57
when that,
36:58
let me know when it does so I
36:59
can not care about it then.
37:02
Because after that meeting and you put it
37:03
on some new memo, whatever.
37:08
Oh,
37:08
they put it on their letterhead and all
37:10
that bullshit.
37:11
Put it on the letterhead.
37:12
They put it on their email signature.
37:14
I'm not going to hear it ever again.
37:16
No.
37:17
And it's going to blend into the
37:18
background.
37:19
It's just a thing.
37:27
I would contend that if written correctly,
37:29
it gets people watching the same bloody
37:31
movie.
37:37
We are same, same, same, same,
37:41
but different, but still same.
37:47
But still same.
37:53
Yeah.
37:54
It's one of my favorite clips.
37:56
The mission statement may change,
37:57
but we're still the damn same company.
38:03
It's the best way to prevent chronic
38:06
disease and chronic ailment and keep you
38:09
healthy for an entire lifetime.
38:12
That's it.
38:12
You don't need a statement.
38:15
So I want to be optimistic about Bruce
38:18
taking over and getting back to whatever
38:22
we need to get back to and whatever.
38:29
I'm losing my optimism.
38:34
Because I'm seeing the same shit we've
38:36
seen with the last two CEOs.
38:40
If in three months,
38:41
Bruce comes out and says,
38:42
we need to get twenty five million
38:44
CrossFitters like people in CrossFit,
38:46
then like it's that's over.
38:48
Right.
38:48
It's just the same.
38:50
Like somebody's got to from whatever
38:54
private equity firm has got.
38:57
A little string installed on the back of
38:59
him.
38:59
He's going to pull that and just get
39:01
him to say whatever they want him to
39:02
say and just roll right along because he's
39:04
got no real problem.
39:06
So he said in this thing that he
39:08
turned them down five times because he
39:10
didn't want it to be a pump and
39:12
dump.
39:13
Yeah.
39:15
Probably didn't use that term exactly,
39:16
but...
39:21
And so it took them convincing for him
39:25
to believe they could do something and all
39:28
of that.
39:34
I don't know.
39:35
I don't know.
39:36
I just don't know.
39:37
No.
39:41
Back in the day,
39:42
we would all stand behind anything
39:43
CrossFit proposed.
39:44
These days, it is not so.
39:47
And I think that's the change CrossFit
39:49
needs to realize.
39:50
There are lots of points of view out
39:51
there now.
39:55
The reason was because it was one guy
39:57
that was in charge of the company who
39:59
was saying things that made sense.
40:01
Even the shit that he said that didn't
40:03
necessarily make sense.
40:04
People were like,
40:05
that sounds like a good idea.
40:06
Like he wants to take down big sugar.
40:08
Okay.
40:08
Good luck.
40:09
I don't think that's going to work,
40:10
but we can understand where it's coming
40:14
from.
40:14
And now you get people saying stuff like.
40:17
That's the point I've been screaming to
40:18
the hell.
40:19
I'm going to get thirty million
40:20
crossfitters.
40:20
No, you're not.
40:21
That's ridiculous.
40:22
That's absolutely that's not a good
40:24
thought.
40:25
And it's it's the same kind of stuff
40:28
that just gets regurgitated on down every
40:30
single night in just some sort of
40:31
different fashion.
40:32
Right.
40:36
Mission statement or no mission statement.
40:39
they're people aren't listening to what
40:41
they're saying because what they're saying
40:43
makes no sense and they know that private
40:45
equity is really who's ultimately in
40:46
charge at this point what greg created and
40:54
what greg built initially was amazing sure
40:58
but the downfall of crossfit wasn't
41:00
private equity it began in when there was
41:04
a radical change to the way crossfit did
41:07
things
41:08
And that was while Greg was at the
41:10
helm.
41:13
Yeah, we fired the whole media team.
41:16
And he turned the keys over to a
41:17
CEO that was not qualified to do so.
41:23
I think,
41:24
and Sivan has plugged this a million
41:28
times, right?
41:28
But he said they were a media company.
41:32
They were putting out stuff that was
41:35
actually working,
41:37
was actually getting to people and getting
41:39
people to come sign up,
41:40
getting people to open affiliates and all
41:42
of that stuff.
41:42
And all of a sudden,
41:43
let's just take all that away.
41:45
I know this is what's been working for
41:47
the past, you know, ten, twelve years,
41:50
however long it had been at that point.
41:52
We're not going to do that anymore.
41:54
And not just we're going to slow it
41:55
down or we're going to go in a
41:57
slightly different direction.
41:58
Just remove the whole thing.
42:01
I mean, for Christ's sake,
42:02
Morrison said they weren't even in the
42:03
country when they got the call.
42:06
And they shut down all the social media.
42:08
All of it.
42:09
Except Twitter.
42:10
Right.
42:12
All of it.
42:13
Because of one thing that happened like in
42:16
Africa,
42:19
he got paranoid because of Facebook's
42:21
reaction to it.
42:23
Got so paranoid about it all that he
42:25
shut it all down.
42:33
it's it's and i think part of that
42:35
is why nowadays like people are still
42:37
skeptical whenever they say stuff because
42:39
he pulled the rug out from everybody
42:42
wasn't just people that worked there right
42:45
the people who were along at that point
42:47
felt like they were a part of the
42:48
entire thing so when all of a sudden
42:51
it all gets shut down at once like
42:53
i said except twitter
42:55
then everybody has their road pulled off
42:57
and you're sitting there going left going
43:00
what what what what just took place are
43:05
we talking about the sport or the
43:07
methodology yes yes yeah anyway yeah
43:17
that's what i got out of that that
43:19
thing i better you didn't i didn't even
43:24
I didn't even bother with it.
43:25
I really didn't get how much time's left
43:28
on this thing.
43:30
I have six minutes left to watch.
43:33
Maybe that's the last six minutes.
43:35
Maybe this last six minutes is going to
43:37
change my mind.
43:38
It's going to be so earth shattering.
43:43
But that's right.
43:46
Meg's going back to her transitioning.
43:48
She wants everybody to have a great day.
43:50
Taco Tuesday.
43:53
Good luck with your transition, Meg.
43:56
Actually, Joseph,
43:57
good luck with Meg's transition.
44:06
David Reed, in twenty eighteen,
44:07
the restructuring was one part of the
44:08
issue of the Reebok dispute,
44:10
NSCA legal fight and the CrossFit
44:16
infiltrate issue all contributed to where
44:18
we are.
44:20
There's never just one reason.
44:21
No.
44:23
But the thing that has upset me is
44:27
everybody points to twenty twenty when
44:30
private equity took over.
44:32
This started falling apart prior to twenty
44:34
twenty.
44:36
Yeah,
44:36
the private equity was a result less than
44:40
a.
44:43
a cause at that point like it's a
44:45
symptom that's why we ended up where we
44:48
are because of all of those things but
44:52
i think most people would probably point
44:53
to the first domino falling is when you
44:55
take out all of the stuff that we
44:58
actually that they were actually doing i
45:00
say we like i work there you take
45:02
away all the stuff that they were actually
45:03
doing all the media stuff and just pull
45:06
it all overnight that's a problem
45:11
Yeah.
45:13
It just, it just got weird, man.
45:18
And then your company that wanted to
45:20
invest in CrossFit in twenty eighteen.
45:23
Sure.
45:25
They wanted to take it another level up.
45:27
And I don't know why the decision was
45:30
made to blow it all up at that
45:32
point instead of take them take.
45:37
Money, I don't I don't know.
45:41
I don't know.
45:41
It's very counterintuitive in my brain.
45:43
I don't think anybody understands why.
45:45
Greg didn't have his reasons, but... Yeah.
45:48
I don't think anybody truly understands
45:49
why that took place.
45:50
So there's that.
45:56
If Greg was not removed,
45:57
would we still be in this hole?
45:58
Yes.
46:00
I think so.
46:04
And I'm not dogging on the guy.
46:06
The guy did amazing things.
46:08
Not at all.
46:09
But the company was on the decline prior
46:15
to him leaving.
46:19
Now, without private equity and Just Greg,
46:22
could he make some unilateral decisions to
46:25
get it back up?
46:27
Sure.
46:28
That's a lot easier than getting a board
46:31
to agree to get it back up.
46:34
Especially a board that all they give a
46:36
shit about is the numbers.
46:41
I think – They don't care about the
46:47
people.
46:47
They don't care about the affiliates.
46:48
They don't care about the internet and
46:49
stuff.
46:49
That's an easy narrative to throw out
46:51
there because we don't know these people.
46:53
No, we don't know these people.
46:55
But traditionally speaking,
46:57
private equity,
46:58
they care about wins and losses, money in,
47:01
money out, that type of stuff.
47:05
It's different if it's –
47:07
if it's your company that you built and
47:09
then somebody bought it and then they're
47:10
just going to do whatever the hell they
47:11
want with it, as opposed to you going,
47:13
no, I don't want to do that.
47:14
I want to do this.
47:15
Once you sell out, that's a wrap.
47:16
You can't do a damn thing about it.
47:17
And they're going to do whatever the hell
47:19
they want to do.
47:20
And if they didn't have a vested interest
47:22
in actually what was going on inside of
47:24
your company, they just saw a profit,
47:28
chance then nine times out of ten once
47:31
they and they can go well i can
47:33
sell it for a slight loss whatever take
47:35
the tax uh you know tax break from
47:37
from selling for a loss later on and
47:38
then going about their business and
47:39
they're not going to give a about it
47:40
why would they here's what so i it's
47:51
really easy to blame private equity
47:53
because they're the nameless faces right
47:55
behind this whole thing
47:58
I also think that the guy who duped
48:02
us into thinking that he bought the
48:05
company when he really didn't put any
48:07
money into it and then had all these
48:11
lofty goals and he was the face of
48:15
CrossFit when he really shouldn't have
48:17
been.
48:19
His name's on my old one.
48:23
Made us feel like it was all private
48:25
equity because of the change at the time.
48:28
Yeah.
48:30
His name's on my old one.
48:31
That still bothers me.
48:35
If you're a good private equity company,
48:38
you want the company to succeed.
48:40
The last thing you want to do is
48:43
drive it into the ground because then it's
48:45
not resellable.
48:49
Yeah,
48:49
you want to resell it at some point,
48:51
but you don't want to drive it into
48:53
the ground before you do it and lose
48:55
money on your investment.
48:57
So generally private equity is trying to
49:01
do the right thing to make the company
49:04
grow.
49:09
Trying.
49:09
I'm not saying that they would have been
49:11
successful, but that is the effort.
49:15
I don't think – no, I'm with you.
49:17
I don't think they're intentionally trying
49:19
to drive it into the ground by stretching
49:20
imagination.
49:21
No.
49:23
I mean, if they were,
49:24
they probably wouldn't have investors and
49:26
have a private equity company.
49:28
Right.
49:31
But anyway.
49:35
All fitness trends have a bell curve.
49:37
Young adults are always looking for the
49:38
next shiny penny.
49:42
I will say this.
49:47
One of my guilty pleasures is The Amazing
49:48
Race.
49:49
It's something that I've always wanted to
49:50
do in my life is go on that
49:52
show.
49:55
There were CrossFitters on there last
49:56
night.
49:57
Then I watched it.
49:58
It was actually like last week, but...
50:02
Last night, last week.
50:03
Same thing.
50:03
And you know,
50:04
I find myself when I see CrossFitters on
50:06
these shows,
50:07
like to root for the CrossFitter.
50:09
Every time.
50:10
And of course, they got eliminated.
50:13
They could be a horrible person in real
50:15
life, and I would still be like,
50:17
I mean, but they've done praying.
50:21
So they were really good at the physical
50:23
activities.
50:25
They just couldn't read Spanish very well.
50:28
Oh.
50:33
So they ended up taking the train to
50:36
the wrong side of the city instead of
50:38
the other side because they went to like
50:40
Puerto Vicer instead of Puerto Vicer.
50:47
So they went to the beach instead of
50:48
the sun?
50:51
Whatever.
50:53
We were on the opposite ends of the
50:55
train track.
50:55
Basically,
50:56
we went as far to the one direction
50:59
that was in the wrong way as they...
51:04
And then they had to get back on
51:05
and take the train the whole way to
51:06
the other side.
51:08
Well, I mean, any CrossFitter, I tell you,
51:10
math is hard.
51:11
And apparently for some of them,
51:13
reading is also.
51:15
And when I was a coach,
51:16
most of the CrossFitters couldn't read the
51:17
instructions or the workout.
51:18
It's not that they can't read the
51:20
instructions.
51:21
They don't listen to the instructions.
51:22
There's a big difference there.
51:24
Trust me.
51:25
I coach twice a week at a minimum.
51:29
Yeah, they know physical,
51:31
not matching letters to a sign.
51:32
Yeah, that's accurate.
51:35
This was what they actually said.
51:36
They read Soul and Sir and said, oh,
51:39
it must be a typo.
51:40
Yeah.
51:42
Yeah,
51:43
because that's what The Amazing Race is
51:44
about.
51:45
You got to figure out the typo.
51:46
You got to figure it out, dude.
51:48
That's fantastic.
51:56
You got your...
51:59
Oh Lord, what is it?
52:01
Your subscription returned back on for
52:04
this weekend for crash.
52:05
I guess you had it already for, uh,
52:06
what you call it last weekend.
52:09
So I didn't,
52:10
I didn't do it for water Palooza cause
52:11
I only missed two events and I had
52:14
family in town.
52:15
I'm actually going to be on my way
52:16
to green Bay.
52:17
Oh, yeah.
52:20
So I don't know how much time I'm
52:22
going to have to even watch it.
52:24
Yeah.
52:26
But Jamie and Carolyn are doing a wrap-up
52:28
show.
52:29
Sans, this dude, they're going solo,
52:32
the two of them,
52:33
to do a crash recap show on Sunday
52:36
night.
52:36
Okay.
52:38
And hopefully Vicky's there to help run
52:39
the show.
52:40
That would be,
52:41
I can tell you from experience from an
52:45
hour ago, from fifty-two minutes ago,
52:48
useful.
52:48
It's helpful.
52:51
It's helpful.
52:52
It'll be interesting to see how it
52:54
launched.
52:55
I'm excited.
52:57
I think they'll be fine.
52:59
I think they'll be fine.
53:00
This is a whole lot easier when you
53:01
have somebody else to talk to.
53:03
Like, the people that go on and just...
53:05
If I had, like, two screens and, like,
53:08
stuff to talk about and whatnot where I
53:09
could pull stuff, you know,
53:11
or have Vicky pull stuff,
53:12
have her actually have stuff to pull would
53:15
have been one thing.
53:17
But, I mean, it wasn't actually terrible.
53:23
I know I sent her a Tik TOK
53:24
link today, uh, in the group chat.
53:27
I can't remember what it was,
53:29
but I remember it was something I wanted
53:31
to share.
53:33
And hopefully it's funny.
53:34
Oh, that'd be great.
53:36
Hopefully it's not serious.
53:37
Oh man.
53:43
And I did have some stuff on Instagram,
53:45
but with my day today,
53:46
I didn't have time to get to it.
53:48
It's fine.
53:50
And, uh,
53:53
And there was some funny...
53:54
There was a Jameis in there.
53:55
There was... I love that dude.
54:00
I saw some hand signals.
54:01
I don't know what...
54:02
Did she flip me off or was she
54:04
telling me that she can't get it or
54:06
to move on?
54:08
She said the dancing.
54:12
Here's the thing, Vic.
54:13
We don't know because Scott can't remember
54:15
what was actually on it.
54:17
I did that two hours ago.
54:18
You expect me to remember?
54:20
She said the dancing thing or the football
54:22
thing.
54:24
only sent her one link today is there
54:26
yeah the one that was in our text
54:32
yeah probably whatever you just showed us
54:34
probably you know what just go with it
54:38
let's call that good and just run with
54:39
that why not all right i'm going to
54:43
show the jamis winston thing because it
54:46
cracked me up it did you see the
54:49
celebration no
54:54
So this is Jameis Winston celebrating a
54:56
touchdown.
54:57
Nineteen.
55:00
Yes, Lord.
55:09
Get it, bro.
55:13
Love that dude.
55:15
And then you think Guy is not athletic?
55:19
Look at that jump, man.
55:21
Oh, I never said he wasn't athletic.
55:23
Good Lord.
55:26
if i look that good doing anything i'd
55:30
be i'd die happy man bro and then
55:36
let's finish with this dude playing seven
55:40
nation arm i'm gonna fight them all seven
55:50
nation army couldn't hold me back
55:59
How does he bow?
56:00
That's a lot of weight, dude.
56:04
He's doing a pretty decent job of it,
56:05
too.
56:06
He is.
56:08
Into a one-on-one power snatch.
56:14
Oh,
56:14
Vicky says she can't pull up TikTok on
56:16
that computer.
56:17
Sorry.
56:19
Cool.
56:20
Yeah, here's the thing.
56:21
Yeah.
56:25
But why?
56:26
But my question is always with people like
56:28
that is that,
56:28
does anybody tell him that he didn't have
56:30
to do that?
56:31
Because that's completely unnecessary.
56:35
Like...
56:36
Out of all the things that I've thought
56:39
about doing that are pretty ridiculous,
56:41
and that's a pretty long list of stuff,
56:43
at no point I was like,
56:44
you know what I ought to do is
56:46
balance three-fifteen on my shoulders
56:49
while playing guitar and singing.
56:53
That sounds like a pretty good idea.
56:56
That's the first sign you're getting
56:57
pushed out, Scott.
56:58
Yeah,
56:58
that you guys started the show without me
57:00
and the girls doing this week.
57:02
Like two things in one week.
57:06
That's a wrap.
57:07
Soon it'll be lunch with the Clydes girls.
57:10
Lunch with the Clydes girls.
57:13
La, la, la, la, something.
57:19
La, la, la, la, something.
57:22
Okay, that's the quote of the day.
57:24
I know she already made the thumbnails,
57:25
but that's the quote of the week.
57:28
La la la la something.
57:30
La la la la something.
57:33
And how do you know you can do
57:34
that and not die?
57:39
Dude, I had, I'll never forget this,
57:43
back squatting in class one day.
57:45
I got up underneath it,
57:46
and I don't remember how much I had
57:47
on.
57:47
It didn't really matter.
57:49
As soon as I unracked it and stood
57:51
up, it felt funny, right?
57:53
Like one side was, something was wrong.
57:56
And I thought I was just uncentered,
57:58
right?
57:59
So, like,
57:59
I popped it up and just kind of
58:01
moved it over a little bit.
58:03
And my friend Haley,
58:05
who used to be a coach at a
58:06
gym, said,
58:07
hey –
58:08
You're off like you're like it's off and
58:10
I said, yeah, no,
58:11
it does feel weird and I squatted it
58:12
like three times Before she finally came
58:15
up and said you're missing a plate on
58:18
one side idiot and I was like,
58:20
oh Yeah,
58:22
I knew that So like I did that
58:24
on accident.
58:26
I cannot imagine going.
58:27
You know what I ought to do Let's
58:29
put three hundred fifteen pounds in the
58:30
bar See if I can get a balance
58:32
on my and then do something else while
58:34
i'm doing that
58:36
three other things as a matter of fact
58:37
like play guitar squat and sing there's no
58:42
he's got the tick tock i'm ready i'm
58:45
waiting for the surprise yeah hit it or
58:53
not big whatever there we go oh yeah
59:01
that's it mike tomlin
59:04
it's not playing okay i can i can
59:07
talk about it we don't need it up
59:08
on the screen yeah so did you see
59:12
that mike tomlin did a minute youtube
59:16
showing off the minecraft city he built
59:19
over a decade i didn't see it but
59:23
i heard about it because people were
59:25
complaining about talking about uh
59:28
every time the saints lose is fire the
59:30
coach right so like this morning on
59:32
threads and a couple other places he's
59:34
like it's time to go and somebody in
59:36
the comments said i mean mike tomlin's out
59:39
here just building minecraft cities like
59:40
he apparently he's got free time on his
59:42
hands maybe i should hire him instead
59:45
So I just saw a clip of the
59:47
video and he's like, well,
59:48
I built this hotel.
59:49
It's kind of a bougie hotel.
59:51
It's kind of like he went like deep
59:54
analytics into this nineteen minute video
59:57
of a Minecraft city.
1:00:00
He took ten years to build.
1:00:03
Jeez.
1:00:06
It must be his centering thing during bad
1:00:10
weeks of being a coach.
1:00:13
It's probably an escape.
1:00:14
I can just go do that.
1:00:15
The furthest thing from his mind is
1:00:17
football at that point.
1:00:23
His record before Minecraft was invented
1:00:26
and his record after Minecraft was
1:00:28
invented.
1:00:32
That's good stuff right there.
1:00:35
All right, guys.
1:00:37
That's enough.
1:00:37
Sorry I was late.
1:00:39
Tomorrow, it's sketchy.
1:00:41
My furniture's being delivered.
1:00:43
I got to find out what my window
1:00:45
is.
1:00:46
Right now,
1:00:46
my four-hour window is noon to four.
1:00:50
Naturally.
1:00:51
So I got to find out when the
1:00:52
narrow down window is.
1:00:54
And either we'll do a show where we
1:00:56
won't.
1:00:57
I don't know.
1:00:58
So they give you a broad and then
1:01:01
like a narrow down,
1:01:02
like maybe it'll be here between twelve
1:01:04
and four.
1:01:05
Maybe it'll be here between three and
1:01:07
four.
1:01:07
The two day is a noon and four.
1:01:11
And then tomorrow morning I'll get a
1:01:12
tracker.
1:01:13
Oh,
1:01:15
where I can actually track the delivery
1:01:17
truck.
1:01:18
Fancy.
1:01:20
And then that'll give me an idea of
1:01:22
the exact time they're coming.
1:01:24
I hope it's better than tracking where my
1:01:26
damn shoes are because they still haven't
1:01:30
left in California, apparently.
1:01:35
Awesome.
1:01:36
I'm trying not to complain because they're
1:01:38
free shoes,
1:01:38
but I am that dude who's like,
1:01:40
anytime I buy something,
1:01:42
as soon as I get tracking information,
1:01:43
I know exactly where it's at the entire
1:01:45
time.
1:01:47
So, like, I love my free shoes.
1:01:49
I am a huge fan of strikes,
1:01:50
and these things look awesome.
1:01:53
Yeah.
1:01:53
At least they didn't say they're showing
1:01:54
up between eight and eight.
1:01:56
I've gotten those before.
1:01:57
Yeah.
1:02:00
I have.
1:02:00
Like, it'll be here Friday.
1:02:02
I'm like, dude,
1:02:03
Friday's twenty-four hours long.
1:02:04
He's like, yeah, I know.
1:02:05
Have fun.
1:02:06
And now you're just going about their
1:02:07
business.
1:02:08
That's annoying.
1:02:10
All right, Vic, take us out.
1:02:12
He wouldn't wait to get to the editing
1:02:14
room to jazz me up.
1:02:16
I'm already jazzy.
1:02:27
Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
1:02:28
saddle.
1:02:29
Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
1:02:31
saddle.
1:02:31
Talking to reps,
1:02:32
real life strength in the battle.
1:02:35
From the gym to the screen, yeah,
1:02:37
we cover it all.
1:02:40
Midday motivation every time we press
1:02:42
call.
1:02:45
Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy,
1:02:46
bring the heat.
1:02:47
Crossfit, movies, music on repeat.
1:02:49
Half hour hustle, yeah,
1:02:50
we building that brand.
1:02:51
Grab a plate,