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COLD CUTS: Keyzie Hits The Big Time · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The hold Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
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  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
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  Speaker 2: The Strokes Here on the Radio Honarky Big Show this
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  Speaker 2: Monday afternoon. The time is four thirty five.
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  Speaker 3: Hey fowlers, have you heard of would you rather?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's right, it's back this time.
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  Speaker 3: Originally it was for going to the NRAL Grand Final
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  Speaker 3: or going to Bathurst. This time we've switched it up
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  Speaker 3: thanks to mates at Halle trans Helicopters.
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  Speaker 4: What is it now?
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  Speaker 3: The chance to go Halle golfing or Halle Fishing.
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  Speaker 2: Great and that's a good choice man, that's a toughie.
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  Speaker 3: That's toffy and we'll be running that competition a little
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  Speaker 3: bit after five. So either of those two things appeal
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  Speaker 3: to you, it's for you and three mates as well.
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  Speaker 4: Then keep an ear out on Hodaki.
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  Speaker 2: How can they not appeal? I'm happy with either one.
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  Speaker 4: Makee to be honest, like the idea of the great
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  Speaker 4: Barrier Island thing, because that's quite special. Yes, if we
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  Speaker 4: could knock off from the fishing a bit early and
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  Speaker 4: pop over to the pub they've got they've got one
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  Speaker 4: pub over there.
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  Speaker 2: They did.
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  Speaker 4: My cousin actually lives over there, right, that would be
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  Speaker 4: I'd like that, but a little bit especially a little
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  Speaker 4: bit more drinking responsibly, you know what I mean? Can
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  Speaker 4: we tell you that up Great Barriermogi, Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Oh wow.
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  Speaker 2: Interesting fact which I've mentioned before on the radio about
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  Speaker 2: Great Barrier Island has the highest rate of convicted murderers
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  Speaker 2: per per capita.
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  Speaker 4: Right, Oh is that why Great Barrier is over there? Mate? Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: he's keeping a low profile profile, hey, fellas, which is
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  Speaker 4: hard because he's got the same size honkerers mate.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it would be he's gone bush listen, fellas As.
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  Speaker 2: I've been previously talking about getting my own sweet done
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  Speaker 2: at my house at the moment. So I'm just a wash.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just a wash. And Trade's which is you know,
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  Speaker 2: always a challenging experience for old Hordy J. Because I
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  Speaker 2: put on this weird voice and try and be like
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  Speaker 2: a trade and I just don't have the knowledge to
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  Speaker 2: pull it off. What's your voice for a second? Can
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  Speaker 2: a Fellows tell you?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: And I just swear a lot yeah yeah, yeah, totally
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  Speaker 2: unnecessary swearing all the time from Hordy J. And they're
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  Speaker 2: looking at me like you were a freak. But anyway,
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  Speaker 2: I had this very sort of awkward situation happen over
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  Speaker 2: the weekend where our builder was working over the weekend,
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  Speaker 2: right and old. It's just say Bob, Bob's building and
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  Speaker 2: he's a massive backbone, and you know I'm wearing a track.
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  Speaker 2: He's in my sort of groady little shirts, staying.
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  Speaker 4: Sometimes but only in the summer, keys melted ice cream
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  Speaker 4: all over your pants, you know.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I'm sitting on the couch there, just taking it,
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  Speaker 2: having an easy set de moogie as you do, watching
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  Speaker 2: a bit of sport, and of course my builder, Bob,
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  Speaker 2: we'll call him Bob, just working his ass off, getting
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  Speaker 2: a bit of a sweat on. And my wife was
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  Speaker 2: also sitting down on the couch and she said to
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  Speaker 2: me at one point, Jeezy works as ass off, doesn't he?
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  Speaker 2: And I suddenly became very self conscious because it was
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  Speaker 2: like it was making me look bad. Do you know
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  Speaker 2: what I'm saying. I was going, Actually, I wish you'd
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  Speaker 2: settled down a bit, because he's making an old houghdy
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  Speaker 2: j look like a lazy piece.
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  Speaker 4: Of s Well, it's a tricky balance that you're trying
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  Speaker 4: to strike. The adjes just because previously you've had traders
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  Speaker 4: that have been out there and you've banged on about
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  Speaker 4: how much time they've been on their phone. So you
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  Speaker 4: can't sort of be you can't have both. It can't
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  Speaker 4: have it both ways, Can I say that?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Sure, the plumber with you at the moment barely does
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  Speaker 3: anything so.
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  Speaker 2: Off of you. No, I will say actually that the
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  Speaker 2: people that are working for me not they're bloody good bastards.
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  Speaker 2: But I was. I was beginning to quite genuinely, especially
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  Speaker 2: after my wife's comic go oh Maybe. So I went out.
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  Speaker 4: She was saying lots of stuff about the mate. She's
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  Speaker 4: quite taken with them.
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  Speaker 2: So I literally went outside and started hoeing the garden.
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  Speaker 4: Impressed.
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  Speaker 2: I've got like a hoe and just just hoing away there,
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  Speaker 2: just trying to get a bit of a sweater to
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  Speaker 2: sort of go. Yeah, you see, I'm pretty physical as well, you.
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  Speaker 4: Know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: Because I was getting quite self conscious of the fact
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  Speaker 2: that I was such a lazy ass.
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  Speaker 4: So you know how to hoe?
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  Speaker 2: Oh man, you won't find a better hoe than Hoidy
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  Speaker 2: j in terms of hoe and the old ground there.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because what are you even doing with it? Is
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  Speaker 3: it like turning it over and getting it ready to
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  Speaker 3: plant stuff.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're turning the earth. Yeah, I want to get
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  Speaker 4: all the weeds out.
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  Speaker 2: Weeds out.
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  Speaker 4: Basically, you flip it over and then you run a
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  Speaker 4: rake through it, get all the old weeds out of
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  Speaker 4: there and deer.
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  Speaker 2: And I tell you what, I did that for a
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  Speaker 2: solid seven or eight minutes. Yeah, and then I came
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  Speaker 2: inside and had a nice coffee.
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  Speaker 3: So you were hoeing for seven minutes.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, So hoeing for seven.
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  Speaker 3: Or eight minutes, that's pretty good for you.
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  Speaker 2: And he worked from like seven thirty to five thirty
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  Speaker 2: without a I had one coffee.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, right, And you were moaning about that off air.
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  Speaker 3: You were saying you should just worked through the Hurdiarchy.
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  Speaker 1: Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kissy Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Indeed, Blue there on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this
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  Speaker 2: Tuesday afternoon. The time it's four thirty seven.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, Well, to be honest, there's more Jase, But Mike,
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  Speaker 3: I wouldn't mind your sort of advice around this. Sure,
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  Speaker 3: you're my agent as yes, And can I just say, man,
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  Speaker 3: you're doing a really great job.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 3: I mean I haven't had a single bit of work yet,
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  Speaker 3: but the amount of auditions I've done and the sort
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  Speaker 3: of training you've been putting me through. I really appreciate it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, there is a lot of training going on and ongoing.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and I feel like I've really improved. Wouldn't you
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  Speaker 3: say that? Why didn't you say that?
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  Speaker 2: Pardon?
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  Speaker 4: Wouldn't you say that?
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  Speaker 2: Would I say that?
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  Speaker 4: Well, you don't have to, I mean, yeah, it's fine.
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  Speaker 2: Look, I think that you've taken some steps forward and
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  Speaker 2: you've had a few slides backwards.
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  Speaker 4: Right, It's tricky. It's a confidence game, Jase. Can I
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  Speaker 4: say that? And what you've got to focus on, Keezy
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  Speaker 4: is the work you start worrying about getting casts and
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  Speaker 4: things and all of that sort of stuff. It's over.
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  Speaker 4: Should be in it for the art form, for the art, Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: the joy of making great art or commercials or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: Passion. Yeah, it's a it's not a job.
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  Speaker 4: No, it's a calling, thank you. Right. See, I've been
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  Speaker 4: treating it as a job. Wow, potential job. That's you
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  Speaker 4: haven't got any right, So it's okay.
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  Speaker 3: Well, look this is kind of to do to be
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  Speaker 3: honest with what I wanted to speak to you about
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  Speaker 3: your recall, Jase, that I filmed an episode of Game
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  Speaker 3: or Two Halves last week. Yes, yeah, yes, I'm a
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  Speaker 3: regular sort of panelist on that show with the acc
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  Speaker 3: with Mania Stuart matt Heath. You know, it's going really well,
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  Speaker 3: and now that I'm on TV, I was just wondering
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  Speaker 3: maybe I should look to get a sort of TV
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  Speaker 3: specialized agent, right, you know, someone who manages some of
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  Speaker 3: the big names in New Zealand TV. You know, you're
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  Speaker 3: Jeremy Wells.
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  Speaker 4: You Lee Hearts, that's me?
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  Speaker 3: You're you sorry?
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  Speaker 4: You manage them?
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  Speaker 2: Yes?
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  Speaker 3: Right, well they get heaps of work, right, Okay, Well.
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  Speaker 2: It wasn't always a way with Jerry though, you know
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  Speaker 2: Magie you.
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  Speaker 4: Know thirteen fourteen fifteen, he was good nowhere he got expelled.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I didn't realize that you were their agent? Oh okay,
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  Speaker 3: what about like you know, traditional TV presenters like you know,
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  Speaker 3: Susie Cato, Yeah, Maggie Barry, you know these kind of people.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe do you know who represents them?
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  Speaker 2: Me?
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  Speaker 3: So you're I didn't realize you were agent for this
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  Speaker 3: many people.
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  Speaker 2: Well, this is the thing, Keysy.
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  Speaker 4: What about Mogi?
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  Speaker 2: What about Megi?
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  Speaker 3: Well he gets lots of TV stuff, you know.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but he represents himself pretty good. But this is
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  Speaker 2: the thing, Keasy, is that you know, I know that
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  Speaker 2: you're getting frustrated and all that sort of stuff, but
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  Speaker 2: the lack of progress and stuff. I've worked with all
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  Speaker 2: of those people you mentioned and nurtured them through their
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  Speaker 2: careers and look where they are now. And that's what
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  Speaker 2: I'm saying to you. But if you're saying to me
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  Speaker 2: you want to get another agent Philly Boots.
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  Speaker 3: Well, well I didn't realize that you were shir I
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  Speaker 3: don't want to fill up my boots, Mike. How hard
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  Speaker 3: is it to self represent? Is that an option? You've
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  Speaker 3: got to be in demand first, Eezy? Right, So they've
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  Speaker 3: got to come knocking on your door, don't they, Jase.
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  Speaker 3: That's true, man, And so until you get to that
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  Speaker 3: point anyone knocking on your door, no, Yeah, that makes
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  Speaker 3: it tricky. So it's very tricky to represent yourself when
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  Speaker 3: no one's asking you if you're keen.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you see what I'm saying, And.
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  Speaker 2: Your career is at a point at the moment, Kezy
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  Speaker 2: with they're not even walking down the pathway to knock
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  Speaker 2: on the door. They're just driving straight past.
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  Speaker 4: But I'm on I'm on TV, though, Jay so they're
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  Speaker 4: like that rated it's TETs off. I reckon.
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  Speaker 3: I think I got like two three million views or something?
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  Speaker 3: What game and two halves on on sky Sport? Come
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  Speaker 3: on mate, yeah, okay, Well, if you're representing all those
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  Speaker 3: other TV people, because I am a TV person, then
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  Speaker 3: I reckon.
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  Speaker 4: We just we just well, maybe you could do with
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  Speaker 4: a break we keep going. No, I don't think.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I look, I don't think that's a break.
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  Speaker 2: Out there that wants to take you on. But bloody well,
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  Speaker 2: go for it, man, do what you think is best.
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  Speaker 2: Keys Well, I just I can give you some numbers. Well,
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  Speaker 2: I just did what I thought just on a few
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  Speaker 2: contacts from.
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  Speaker 3: Where I was sitting, I thought that I was the
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  Speaker 3: only person you were representing, and you were kind of
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  Speaker 3: taking the purse. I didn't realize you were representing all
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  Speaker 3: these other people, like really successful people. Say I'm sorry, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: what an idiot?
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  Speaker 1: The Hdiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarky
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  Speaker 1: ez DC.
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  Speaker 2: There on the Radio Hodarky Big Show this Wednesday afternoon.
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  Speaker 2: The time is five twenty six and all.
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  Speaker 3: As well, well, it was well until we had some
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  Speaker 3: breaking news.
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  Speaker 4: This is breaking news, did it? Hey? Fellas I got
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  Speaker 4: some breaking news.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, that's just this is breaking news.
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  Speaker 4: The Tiger ytt in, a Jermaine Clement produced and directed
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  Speaker 4: and written by Time Bandits, which was on Apple TV
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  Speaker 4: starring Old Phoebe from Friends Lisa Kudro, has been canceled
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  Speaker 4: after any one season. Oh wow, yeah, yeah, people are
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  Speaker 4: pretty devastated. It was ten episodes. Yes, I believe the
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  Speaker 4: budget was one hundred and thirty US million dollars.
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  Speaker 2: Creepy.
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  Speaker 4: There's a lot of money. Yeah, that's a lot of
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  Speaker 4: mulah right there and there. Yeah, obviously a shame. You
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  Speaker 4: put a hell of a lot of work. I know
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  Speaker 4: those guys are working on that for a very very
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  Speaker 4: long time, and I sort of I can't help but
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  Speaker 4: blake myself a little bit. I'm in the I'm in
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  Speaker 4: that TV show, are you? And I just sort of
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  Speaker 4: feel like maybe if I'd been in it more, Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: it would have had more of a chance.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you could have saved it. Yeah, I had the
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  Speaker 2: same thought. Actually, yeah, weirdly enough.
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  Speaker 4: Because were you like a minor character or something. It
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  Speaker 4: was in every single episode keazy. Yeah, So you could
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  Speaker 4: say minor, or you could say pivotal, or you could
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  Speaker 4: say sort of background, Which one would you say, pivotal? Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I mean certainly key to the themes and the call
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  Speaker 4: that's the heart of the show. Actually, myself and Karen
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  Speaker 4: Ole already played one one body.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah I remember you filming that actually yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah. It was good times about a year or
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  Speaker 4: so ago now, so yeah, I mean I've been telling
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  Speaker 4: people that it's been canceled, and they said, I don't
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  Speaker 4: even know it existed, right, So there's a bit of
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  Speaker 4: there are people. Yeah, okay, what they're.
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  Speaker 2: Playing on incidentally, are.
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  Speaker 4: The ones that cancel it. You have to be the
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  Speaker 4: one that's got it on your network because you have
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  Speaker 4: like Apple TV canceling something on Netflix. That wouldn't be fair.
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  Speaker 3: Actually, just on Apple TV. You see they're doing another
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  Speaker 3: season of Ted Lesso.
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  Speaker 4: Really how good? How good would that be? But it
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  Speaker 4: is a bit of a toughie for New Zealand because
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  Speaker 4: my understanding is in that first season, over seven hundred
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  Speaker 4: different characters were created, so seven hundred actors. It's a
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  Speaker 4: lot getting a little bit of work here, and.
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  Speaker 3: Some of the characters are played by two people, like
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  Speaker 3: you're well, that's right.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was the head of the character and o'learly
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  Speaker 4: played my stomach. Yeah, that's true. Have you watched it? Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I've seen about half of it so far. Any good? Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I can't wait for the second season. It's going to
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  Speaker 4: be good.
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  Speaker 3: Actually, I've just got some breaking news around that. If
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  Speaker 3: that's all good, This is breaking news. I think I've
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  Speaker 3: gassed it. I got rid of it season two of
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  Speaker 3: Time Bandits. Yeah, sorry, man, sorry to be the one
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  Speaker 3: that breaks it to you. Shit.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but did you hear?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's those coming back.
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  Speaker 4: That's good.
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  Speaker 2: I can try and get you on Broken Wood.
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  Speaker 4: Oh mean yeah, it's a cruel world, isn't it. Sure
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  Speaker 4: Time band It gets one season and Broken Wood gets eleven.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Actually, do you want to be on our Game of
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  Speaker 3: two halves with me?
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  Speaker 4: Oh? Oh? Is that? Ah?
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  Speaker 2: The whole Archy.
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  Speaker 1: Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisy She.
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  Speaker 2: Had there on the radio hoed Archy Big Show this
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  Speaker 2: Thursday afternoon. The time is four thirty seven and all
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  Speaker 2: is well. Hey fellas, hey you're with me?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, man, I had a pretty scary moment with my
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  Speaker 2: wife and Beard last night. No, it was, oh, well,
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  Speaker 2: and actually you start off with that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so we went to bed. Oh yeah, ye sweet.
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  Speaker 4: What were you.
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  Speaker 2: Wearing my undies?
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  Speaker 4: What flavor were they?
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  Speaker 2: They were like red and black stripes.
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  Speaker 3: Oh did you hear that really long like nightgown and
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  Speaker 3: the little cap with the little bobble on the end
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  Speaker 3: of it.
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  Speaker 2: No, but I did keep my weird green hoodie on
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  Speaker 2: because I was quite cold. It's wasn't it. M And
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  Speaker 2: I turned to my wife and I said to her, durling,
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  Speaker 2: how you going?
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  Speaker 4: How you going?
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  Speaker 2: That's good?
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  Speaker 4: Chap hello talk there.
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  Speaker 2: From my hand on her shoulder there, and she said, no,
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  Speaker 2: not tonight, I'm tired. And I was like, oh good.
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  Speaker 2: I mean I actually didn't even want to go. I
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  Speaker 2: wasn't going there.
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  Speaker 4: I was just, you know, just holding her shoulder like
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  Speaker 4: any normal person would holding your shoulder and saying, how
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  Speaker 4: are you going?
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  Speaker 2: And you know what's weird about it, actually, because when
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  Speaker 2: I pushed the tape deck that same I had the
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  Speaker 2: same tune. Really yeah, So before I even started talking
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  Speaker 2: to her, I was playing that tune, that one on
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  Speaker 2: my tape deck on my little side table there, which
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, maybe it's you know, she seends a
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  Speaker 2: signal to her and she goes, oh, here we go, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you know what I mean, And so she's sort of nah.
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  Speaker 2: But anyway, what actually happened. Imagine, if you will, feels
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  Speaker 2: it's three am in the morning.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you must be lonely.
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  Speaker 2: And I, as I do, sort of in that sort
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  Speaker 2: of semi unconscious state, felt for my wife in bed.
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  Speaker 4: Do you Oh you felt around for her?
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  Speaker 2: Oh oh, she's not there. That's weird. And I sort
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  Speaker 2: of I perped up a bit and went ah. But
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  Speaker 2: then literally thirty seconds later, she turned up and walked
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  Speaker 2: into the room.
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  Speaker 4: She turned up, and she hopped into.
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  Speaker 2: The bed and lay down in the bed, and I said,
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  Speaker 2: all good darling. No response, right, And I went, oh,
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  Speaker 2: that's weird that she didn't respond to that. As I
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: didn't go good darling, I said all good darling, and
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: then so I went are you all good, darling? No response?
• 15:43
  Speaker 4: Oh wow, And I'm like, what that treatment?
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: So my anxiety switch turned on there. Yeah, So I
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: sat up and I went, darling, are you all right?
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: And she still didn't say anything, and I saw I
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: actually grabbed a shadow and went, how you doing did
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: and I grabbed the shoulder and actually gave her and said, darling,
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: are you okay? And she went, yeah, yeah, I'm fine,
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: and then she went bang straight back to sleep, which
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: left me fully erect in bed. Look like I set up.
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: You know, the anxiety is coursing through my body, and
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: I'm going, what the hell was there?
• 16:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? She didn't answer me, and
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: I asked her four times wow silently, and I seriously thought,
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: oh my god, something's happened, and she's so freaked out
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: by it she can't even respond to me.
• 16:36
  Speaker 4: So that was me again, the bottom of it.
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: Pardon, I said to her in the morning, I said,
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: what was that about?
• 16:43
  Speaker 4: What she said?
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: She said, I've got no idea what you're talking about.
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: And I said, well, you came in, I talked to
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: you about four times and you didn't answer me.
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: You know what I think it was, though, Right?
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: What's that?
• 16:52
  Speaker 4: Keys? She was possessed. I think you need to sleep
• 16:56
  Speaker 4: with a knife under your pillow. And that's just what
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: happened sometimes in a marriage. Yeah, because she's possessed. Because
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: there is also the you.
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: Don't have a very glazed expression on her face.
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: Yea, also the possibility that she was sleepwalking or something.
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: But I think that would just be I think you
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: don't want to undersell what could be going on here. Yeah, Okay,
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: sounds like she's you know, it sounds like man. Sounds
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: like she's colluding with the birds.
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: Hm hm oh god.
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there was a bit of weird scratching going on
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: too in the roof there.
• 17:35
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