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Football #21-Just Get To F#@%ing · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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Welcome inside the Treehouse Football Podcast along with Trey Trenholm, Raj Sharma, I
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am Daniel Malley. There's another week of the playoffs in which our Cowboys are
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non existent, having been bounced prematurely. But there's anything we're used to as
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Cowboys fans, it's you know, being premature. They're despite the fact that
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the Cowboys are not currently playing, that has never stopped the media train,
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or the Cowboys trained, the Cowboys hype train, whatever it is that is
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always running twenty four to seven. It still continues even in the second week
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of their non existent playoff contention. And that is this lovely statement, this
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interview that Jerry Jones gave at the Senior Bowl in Alabama, in which he
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set and I quote, I would anticipate, with looking ahead at our key
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contracts that we'd like to address, we will be all in talking about the
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twenty twenty four season. I would anticipate we will be all in at the
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end of this year. So when you say there is any thought we will
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push the hell out of it, it will be going all in on different
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people than you've done in the past. We will be going all in.
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We've seen some things out of some of the players that we want to be
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all in on. Yes, I would say that you will see us this
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coming year, not building for the future. It's the best way I've ever
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said. And that ought to answer a lot of questions, which leads a
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lot of people to ask the question is if you're all in this year,
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what have you been doing. Yeah, that's a lot of all ins.
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Uh, that's a lot. That's a lot of all ins. We're all
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in this year. Well what were you doing before? How do you think
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some of these teams won their Super Bowls because they went all in because they
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realized, you know what, we have a pretty solid chance here. We
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think we got a solid team. Let's go all in. Or he and
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he maybe you know, maybe he's telegraphing that he's all in. He's going
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to completely screw the salary cap because he's gonna sign anyone and everyone because like
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this is gonna be his last year's GM and then he's retiring maybe and I
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know, hey, he's dying in that office. I would agree, Uh,
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next year. And and and Raj you were you weren't on the Football
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podcast last week, but Trey and I concluded that Jerry Jones is not competing
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against the rest of the NFL when it comes to putting a team on the
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field, signing contracts, coaches, whatever. He's competing with death. Yeah,
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that's and that's a hell that's a hell of a motivator. And we
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think that that's the approach. Finally, is that he's realizing with every season
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that ticks off that he hasn't won another Super Bowl, he's one season closer
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to dying without hoisting that trophy one last time. Yeah. I mean,
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you know, when you get to that much money, I think you can
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stick around as long as you feel like it. M hm, you know,
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like that right there is one of the things that drives me nuts because
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I've seen it on social media. For you know, since social media was
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really a thing, and before social media was a thing, we were still
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complaining about Jerry Jones, the GM post, you know, Jimmy Johnson and
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Super Bowl dying era, and then even more so now you get people screaming
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at the end of every season it's Jerry the gym. It's Jerry the gym.
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We have to get rid of Jerry the gym. No, you can't.
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You have to get over that argument because it's not going to happen.
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The man owns the team, he can do what he wants. It's the
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same way that you get to do whatever it is you want to do in
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your house. At your house. You want to be the gym in the
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house, cool, You want your wife to be the gym in the house.
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Fine, you want to have your life run by mother or whatever.
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Get over that. And I even saw it again this last week. We
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got to get rid of Jerry. Stop it, it ain't gonna happen.
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Just be happy that he's relinquished a little bit of that power and control to
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Stephen and a lot of it to Will McLay and that's been a gigantic step.
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Yeah. But I think the problem is I think when he, you
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know, took over the team one in fifteen, I think there were seven
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to nine the next season, and that's when the Super Bowl run started.
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So I think he was like this is this formula works? But that was
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right preset recap. He could money with the team like that is I have,
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really I have thought about this Jerry Jones' tenure. I mean as as
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owner and GM I mean, yes, revolutionary owner, he'll but when you
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he introduced the salary cap. But it is and it has haunted him ever
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since because made a lot of money. He made a lot of money,
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but he's done great with business. But they have a one. I mean,
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Roger, I don't know if you did you hear this stat the only
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two there's only two teams that haven't played in the from the NFC that haven't
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played in the Super Bowl this century. Huh huh, I haven't heard this,
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you know, one of them? Yeah? And the commanders, Oh
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gotcha? Okay, that's sad. Yeah, I mean again, I'm gonna
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go back to saying this. I think he saw the formula word and he
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was like, I'm gonna keep doing this and I'm not gonna change because we're
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gonna win next year. He's the same as us. When he he wakes
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up and goes, you know what, next year is our year. He
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does the same thing we do. Oh yeah, he does. He absolutely
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does, and he says, you know that. That's why they have the
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the you know, the press conference at the beginning of training camp each year.
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It's a state of the Cowboys and dress all right, here's what we're
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gonna do this year. This year's all right, We're gonna We're gonna do
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some things. We're gonna do some exciting things. We have some exciting players,
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blah blah blah. And then there's the there's the graphic, there's the
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meme. We've all seen that. The cycle starts again, and then we
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you know, go through and we end up, you know, dropping out
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the playoffs, getting her ask kicked. Yeah. So, I mean,
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I think when people say Jerry the GM like, we have to get rid
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of that, it's because that formula hasn't worked in so long that but you
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are right, he's not giving up. And both of you are right.
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He's not giving up that office because he doesn't have to. And and that
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then by saying it, you're living in fantasy land. You you have a
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better chance at finding an antique bottle saucer thing, whatever the hell that thing
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is called, that a genie pops out of after you rub it. You
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find one of those, you find those little lamps, you find one of
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those old like Sumatrian Babylonian lamps, and you rub the ever love and shit
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out of it and hope to God a genie pops out that will grant you
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wishes. And one of those can be that Jerry Jones is no longer the
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GM. Until that happens, just you have to you have to accept it.
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You just have or you can just be mad at the wind. Yeah,
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and RAJ you know there and you just said something about the formula,
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his form But many would argue he wasn't the GM during the glory days of
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the Cowboys. It was Jimmy that was the GM, and that ultimately is
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why they broke up, is Jerry wanted the credit because he was writing the
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checks, but it was Jimmy making the decisions. So Jerry really as GM
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is just utter failure. Yes, I mean, but that was the clash
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of egos, right, Like that's why they lasted three years. And then
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you had Barry Switzer come in because he was that guy, and it was
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great to hear that part of the the thing where when when Switzer showed up,
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he's like, where's Jimmy and he's like he's at home. Was like,
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well, you need to call him to come in today. He goes,
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no, no, you're you're here for this job. That's how incompetent
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ras Switzer was uh like he didn't even know what he was interviewing for,
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which I thought. Jerry Jones said, basically he could hire a monkey and
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then win a Super Bowl with that team, and and he did also before
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we skip over this very excellent placement, Uh, mister Malley of of Sumatra,
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by the way, you just wanted to throw that in there, Like
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Sumatra doesn't get dropped a lot. We're not entirely low brow in this tree.
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Sometime we're higher up. Just keep in mind that just because we we
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tend to swing low doesn't mean we don't have the ability to go high.
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We tend to hang out down here where it's more fun. Yeah, I
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mean we can we can still mention balk springs in the same in the same
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bit as Sumatra. I'm sure, well we can still we can still go
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up and down on that. So absolutely, I think it's very comparable to
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say that Sumatra saxy, Babylon balk spring Sure, tomato tomato. Yeah,
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I just uh, I love the all in. Let's see, I mean
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what he's got to back that up, right, So he can't run from
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that comment now because he's he said all in sixteen times he did. I
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mean when you say all in that often, you start you start wondering,
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you start asking questions, even though he's trying to say that that should answer
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lots of questions. And I do get the one thing that he the the
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serious nugget that he's saying is a lot of the moves that they've been doing
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in recent years. And to me, he's talking about, you know,
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giving that more controlled to Stephen Jones, Will McLay, they're more future oriented
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because they're not about to die he is, so he's having to shift their
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thinking into I'm going going to die soon, and I want to do this
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one more time before I die. After I die, you guys can go
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back and doing things quote unquote for the future. But in the meantime,
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it's a Jerry trying to gm from his own coffin. And how old does
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he? I mean, you're very certain that he's about to die. I'm
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just saying I'm not. He seems to be. He seems to be certain
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because in recent years he's like, Okay, we're gonn build for the future.
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But now he's sing on now, we're up now, now, now,
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now, we're all in for twenty twenty four. So either he got
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a bad report from his doctor or maybe he put himself on his own Deadpool
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list, and and maybe his ultimate dream is to win the super Bowl in
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twenty twenty four and as he hoists the Lombardi Trophy over his head, he
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collapses and dies. Okay, I was going to the super parade is also
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his funeral? Yes? Yes, tell me. And if that's the case,
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the horse drawn carriage of Jerry's body in that parade and he'll be stiff
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as a board. And I'm not talking about his entire body. Yeah,
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he will be that excited to not only have won the super Bowl but have
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a parade that could also be doubling as his funeral. Yeah, gotcha.
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And I or he's gonna have to be because he went all in so many
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times. He's got to do like either he he he gets there or he
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has to die. So maybe he's like, man, we're eight and eight,
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I'm gonna have to kill myself now. I don't know if he'd go
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to I don't know. I don't know if he go to that extent,
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I could see him sacrificing Jerry Jr. Yeah, Which, again, my
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buddy Fonzo brings up a great point Fundsi Crow a great comment. He's like
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he didn't name his first son Junior. No, that's a weird that's a
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weird thing to do. He was like, the first one is like he
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doesn't deserve it, And well, the weird thing would be if he was
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to actually sacrifice Jerry Junior and then dedicate the team, dedicates the remainder of
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the season. They turned things around when the Super Bowl hypothetically and all the
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banners in the merge still get to say do it for Jerry, and he's
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still, Oh, yeah, that's a solid I mean, that's why,
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that's why you're the marketing genius that you aren't. That's that's a that's a
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good move. Junior is just like in a little it's like just like right
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at the bottom of Jerry. It's like it's like it's like the tiny asterisk
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next tool instead of TM, it's JJ. So going back real quick to
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Jerry Jones at the Senior Bowl talking about how they're finally going to go all
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in on this upcoming NFL season. They also asked him in his press conference
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about, of course, Mike McCarthy, and he talked about part of the
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reason why they decided to keep him. Oh, a pretty good move.
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Four years ago when my course and he's had some great in season success.
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M Now he's come up short three times three times and advanced us in the
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playoffs. Okay, but I like the fact that he's hanging around the rim,
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and I like what the team has done to hang around the rim.
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So I think of what the answer that I would have is that I'm wearing
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that we're hanging around the rim. We're not getting the ball in, but
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we're be't hanging around the rim. Let's don't Okay, he's not well,
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right, are you? Okay, yeah, he's Look is he giving a
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basketball analogy? He is? And I'll address that more here momentary. Okay,
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I'm yeah, yeah, of what the answer that I would have is
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that I'm aware of that we're hanging around the rim. We're not getting the
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ball in, but we're be't hanging around the rim. Let's don't discount hanging
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around the rim and where we are right now with the players we've got,
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and I'm thinking about it from the whole. Look, the real question is
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is I'm not doing what I was doing thirty years ago. I'm not doing
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what I was doing twenty years ago. On a personal basis, I think
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about a lot of things differently. That's important because if I were doing the
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very same things over the last thirty years, twenty years, Okay, then
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as you looked at the whole report card, the report cards, you're seeing
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about winning in the playoffs, I don't like there's some other parts of the
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report card. That's what you do, so hope you too. So from
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there you get a couple of things. Yes, Trey, he is doing
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the basketball analogy to discuss football. At the end he refers to, you
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know, getting a report card, you know, from the playoffs and not
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liking that. And the other thing I'm left with is this, with so
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much talk about Jerry saying they're all in for the next season, and all
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this talk here about being around the rim, around the rim, around the
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rim, it sounds to me like Jerry's ultimately saying, for the last almost
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thirty years, we've just been playing just the tip and this year we're going
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all in. Yeah, around the rim. I'm just trump. I want
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Jerry Jones as the new Republican you know candidate. Can you imagine a Biden
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Jones debate? Yeah, that was Oh please don't do that to me,
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come on, Yeah, that that would be It would be never ending.
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Yeah, exactly. I don't know who moderates, who's got that much free
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time? You know what, I know who does. I was gonna say
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Charles osgood, But that's just because he just died, just sticking right there
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in the chair and it won't matter. Yeah, and you gotta give I
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mean, you got to give Jerry some credit here, Like he said around
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the rim and all in so many times that you got to give him credit.
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He still has the wherewithal to not mess up and go all in my
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rim, because that would have just been I mean, that would have just
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thrown everybody off. We're gonna go all in a rim. I don't know
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what you I don't know what. I don't even think we're talking about football
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anymore. Well, you know, you're talking about the same guy that during
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one of those preseason press conferences saying that he wanted some glory hole that maybe
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he is telling us so that that then begs the question once again, if
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you were this coming season going to be all in, what was what was
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the gloryhole comment going into that season? Like? Is that not all in?
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That's just again you're just playing just a tip through the bathroom wall.
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What was it Porky's is that the the is that the bathroom? Yeah,
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that's that's That's what I envisioned. It's what I think. That's what he
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was. He was he was thinking when he said that. That was his
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Pretty cool. I think I'm looking forward to it. Yeah, especially
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leading up to the super Bowl week with knowing what an interesting couple of games
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we had for the conference championships. So in a nutshell, the Ravens sucked
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ass. Therefore, the Kansas City Swifties are moving on to the super Bowl.
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And then on the other side of things, on the NFC side,
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Detroit started out really, really good and then we got to see possibly the
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difference between aggressive and stubborn when it comes to Dan Campbell, coach of the
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Lions against the forty nine Ers, in which the forty nine Ers come back
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and win thirty four to thirty one despite the fact that halftime the Lions were
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up twenty four to seven. Oh my god, of those two games whitched
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out to you more Dan Campbell's aggressive slash stubbornness, or how utterly terrible Lamar
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Jackson looked in that game against the Chiefs. Which one are you going with,
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Trey Baltimore. I've Lamar Jackson is just such an amazing talent, and
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that that offense and that team has been so good all year, and they
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looked scared, tight, scared. I don't I don't know which what which
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one you want to use? But it looked like they looked like a three
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and fourteen team that somehow had snuck their way into that title game in the
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Ravens jerseys, in the bodies of players we recognize as Ravens players because watching
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part of that game. I even told Terry, my wife, when Lamar
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Jackson throws that one pick in the end zone in the middle of triple coverage,
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like, there are rookie quarterbacks that wouldn't make that idiotic throw, and
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there he was doing it. It was. It was bad, bad,
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very bad. And yeah, I don't think I don't. Yeah, I
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didn't last very long in that game. I think that Peter did. Neither
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did Yeah, I think I kind of saw. I mean you can tell,
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right, you can always look and go, oh, yeah, they've
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given up. And it was very early on in that game for me,
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and I was like, oh, yeah, they're done. And then the
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just just the sad is the blowout. I was like, all right,
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So which was more Which was more shocking to you, raj the Baltimore letdown
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of that game or the Lion's aggressive, slash stubborn nature to allow forty nine
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ers back into it. I have a buddy mine who lives in Detroit,
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and I love to bust his balls about the city. And so when the
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city makes it quite easy. Yeah, when they were up, I would
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say it was twenty four to seven at the half, twenty one seven twenty
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four. This the I'll read the message I sent. H hold on,
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I said, I pulled it up. I go, I hope, I
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hope they make a comeback because I want to see all the joy sucked out
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of your city. And then once again, once again, the Raj curse
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was in Yep. And then when when they won, I called and I
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go, hey man, even though I was out and watching the game,
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I called and I go, hey man, I'm dude, I don't know
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what happened. My TV went out. Can you I didn't even get to
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watch the last half. Can you tell me what happened? Like? What's
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what was the score? And I made him literally tell me the entire last
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half of the game. You know what, I'm starting to now believe that
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you Raj are the genie and the lamp. And the difference is you don't
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allow anybody else to rub you. You just rub yourself, You pop out,
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grant your own wish, and then you crawl back inside. That is
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that in very much in Sumatra. But yes, I but I did,
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because you know, it's just it's it's two buddies, and he's got he
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wins because he grew up in California in like an hour, not even an
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hour. I think it was a mile and a half away from Candle Stick.
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But he moved to Detroit to do the radio show. That's where he's
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been for the last twenty years. So he was gonna win either way,
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but he was legitimately rooting for. So that was the game I paid the
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most attention to because I wanted I wanted to watch. You wanted to hurt
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your friend. I get it, I did, you know, as guys
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do. I just wanted to make sure that he he knew that I loved
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him by saying that your city sucks and and he gets but you know it
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is in his defense. He goes, so, how are the Cowboys doing?
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I was like, buddy, they go to the Super Bowl every year,
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and maybe that's right. Maybe next year they don't have to buy a
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ticket, Like that's all I said, Next year they'll actually play the two
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or year? Did you think stood out the most? Honestly, it really
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It really was how poorly the Ravens played. And now that being said,
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the drops that the Lions had in that game to not be able to to
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put the game or it's like, oh, it's a tough call. But
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I'm always going to say the more shocking side is when you have an elite
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style, an elite quarterback just absolutely crap the field in a massive game like
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that, and that's and that's what happened with Lamar and Jackson to me.
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To me, that's more shocking because to me, they were the favorite going
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into that game just based on you know, on what quote unquote should have
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been. But once again we learn you can never count out Kansas City because
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they know how to win and they clearly keep doing it, even when at
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points in the season people didn't think that they were capable. Well, here
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they are again. And then I got to give credit to the forty nine
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ers. And every time I see you know, Christian McCaffrey play, I'm
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impressed. Every time I see Rock Purdy play, I'm impressed. I feel
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sorry for him to a certain extent that he gets paid less than arch manning
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the backup quarterback that Texas does this year, but he's he's going to get
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his payday. But still that's got a sting. I don't understand why everyone
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hates on brock Party so badly. Like it's like it's such a he's mister
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irrelevant. He's the last guy in the draft and and he's about to play
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in a super Bowl. It's actually a pretty cool story and it's an amazing
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story. You're right. There are people that go like they don't want to
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give him any credit. He's just the game manager type. There's all these
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people around him. It's Kyle Shanahan the coach, it's McCaffrey the running back,
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it's Deebo Samuel, it's it's this and it's that. But this is
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a he's a good quarterback. Like there was on social media. There was
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a play, one of the big plays in the week before where it was
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on McCaffrey's touchdown run the week before and there was supposed to be a tight
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end motion and these other things and he killed. He's like, no,
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no, no, you stay where you are. And one he I believe
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he audibled into the run and then it was supposed to have a tight end
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motion and he's like, no, this play is going to work without it.
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You just stay put, and it tight end stays put and McCaffrey runs
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for a touchdown. That's him, that's the quarterback, you know, making
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that call. So I'm with you. It's I think some people, Tray,
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they just they just for some reason want to knock the guy down a
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couple of pegs. But at the end of the day, if they win
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the Super Bowl, they really they really don't have a leg to stand on
27:26
with that type of argument. Yeah, And I'm just you know, I'm
27:30
I'm hoping that they do win and Taylor Swift leaves Travis Kelcey for Brockbardy.
27:37
I think that would be I think that would be the story. I'm just
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you're watching the genie making the prediction. I'm so so just now as a
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Trey and Erra talking, you were rubbing yourself and you popped out of your
27:52
lamp and go, okay, you're willing this to happen. Now, yes,
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let's say I was rubbing myself. Uh so, thousands of people can
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hear that. That's great, I rubbed my lamp that I dwell in.
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And I say that Taylor Swift leaves if if the Niners, you know,
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are successful, Taylor Swift, I don't think that that would you know,
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Look, she doesn't need anything that he's got. He technically didn't need anything
28:23
she's got. He's already successful in his right. She's clearly beyond successful in
28:27
hers. Yeah, but I did notice on one of the podcast news things
28:33
that I follow that for the first time that I've seen it number one on
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both Spotify and Apple podcasts, it was The Kelsey's podcast New Heights number one
28:45
in both, and typically Rogan wins number one on Spotify and then on Apple
28:49
It's it's a usually a couple of different ones that rotate around, but not
28:52
once have I seen their show number one, and this last week they were.
28:56
They were number one in both spots. Well, that's because the the
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I Love Yous were captured and so that that was that was that put them
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back up on there, the highest pedalstal that you can have. So I'm
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you guys look at her and go, oh my god, what a great
29:11
pop star. And in my head, I'm like, what if she's super
29:14
sinister and this is her whole plan is to destroy because his brother retired,
29:19
right, so she so that's he's done. So what if she's secretly started
29:25
out with like I'm gonna I'm gonna destroy the Kelsey like that, that's that's
29:29
in my head. That's the that's the movie I'm watching. If she had
29:34
been successful in doing that with the previous guy she dated, I'd be one
29:37
hundred percent with you because she like everyone knows that she and Jake Jillen Hall
29:42
dated. But he seems to be doing just fine. He's in the Roadhouse
29:45
remake so bad. I've got, uh, what was it? The DJ
29:51
almost said Calvin Hobbes, but the the Harris, thank you Calvin Harris.
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I don't. I don't think he's worse for the wear. I'm sure there's
30:06
others that I'm forgetting about that are doing just fine. She didn't destroy them.
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No, in my In the movie that I'm watching in my head is
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she's like, oh God, this is this is who, this is who
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I take out. I took out one brother just retired, and now I
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got to take this one out. And then the reveal is she's been with
30:25
brock Party the whole time. Like that's the movie that I see. Yeah,
30:27
Okay, that's that's a that's a hell of a twist, and that
30:30
sounds like it would be number one on the Lifetime channel. Did y'all see
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the report that they put a number on her economic impact. There's three hundred
30:41
and thirty million dollars. Yeah, but's economy or to the NFL. Oh
30:48
oh no, I did not see that. Yeah, so and then you
30:52
know of course that everyone then it starts, oh my god, if you
30:55
don't believe it's fake, look at this. And that's a big number.
30:59
But that's two per said of the NFL's annual revenue. I mean it's just
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one, but one person did. I mean, like, that's impressed.
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If two percent and it's it's just you that did that, that's impressive.
31:11
Like I gotta give her credit for that, Like she I think she's great.
31:15
I think, uh, they legitimately I've just been joking about that,
31:18
but like legitimately I see the love there and like they exchange the exchange that
31:22
I love you. The conspiracy theories are weird, like the thirteen or the
31:26
eleven or something weird, uh number that people are thrown out that there's some
31:33
theory. If you say the conspiracy theories are weird, then I I just
31:37
I just don't get, like I I know, because I don't understand like
31:41
the mathematics behind it. They're like it's all about the number thirteen I'm like,
31:45
I don't know what, Like, I don't know what. I don't
31:48
know what that means. I just uh, I just know that Donald Trump
31:51
said he's going to wage a holy war on Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey if
31:57
under what religion, because I don't think he's a actually subscribe to one.
32:06
Yeah, other than other than the religion of him, but which is which
32:12
has served him well. But I've never understood the whole look like, if
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you have any idea about her, I don't like getting the political stuff,
32:22
but she ain't voting for him. I don't. I don't even know why.
32:28
I know why he says it, but there's that's not even irrelevant.
32:30
That's just to me. To me, that's sort of like a like there's
32:35
someone that is an acquaintance of mine that slammed Taylor Swift's hair after the game,
32:40
and he's you know, it's it's the standard. It's a standard bitter
32:44
white guy thing. It's like, I hate this. I was like,
32:47
God, get over it. It's not that bad. You know what it
32:51
is. It's people that don't like seeing other people happy. Yes, oh
32:57
my god, they're happy. That makes me angry. That says a lot
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more about you than it does about them. Yeah, and if you look
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at the actual I think somebody posted it, the actual amount of time that
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they filmed her, I think is under two minutes. I believe, like
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just them cutting back every time there was a celebratory touchdown or there was something
33:17
you know, he you know, caught a pass or whatever it was.
33:21
I think the total amount of I think it was less than two minutes that
33:23
everybody's making well that's all the NFL is and I was just Taylor Swift.
33:27
I'm like, it was two minutes out of an entire game. Yeah,
33:30
they they they do cutaway shots. I mean, the only difference is whether
33:36
you know it's some guy in stands it's Taylor Swift and the Kelsey's oh no
33:40
and yeah yeah, I by mums. Yeah, I used to. I
33:45
used to always love when like the camera guy would focus on one cheerleader or
33:51
one girl in the stands and I'm like, oh, yeah, he's got
33:52
a thing, like he's crushing on this girl. Like now they're like,
33:57
hey, can you cut the Swift. He's like no, but I gotta
33:59
put my chin I'm like no, no, no, that's going to do
34:00
more for the NFL. And that's if it's bringing a whole new audience of
34:06
younger kids that normally wouldn't watch the NFL, that's cool too, I am.
34:12
I am kind of fascinated. There was a thing I saw a couple
34:15
of months ago when they came out that they were first dating or whatever,
34:19
and that was the possibility of the economic impact if not only they got married,
34:27
but you know how birth rates are recently been in decline because gen Z
34:32
is like, hey, we're kind of pumping the brakes on the whole kids
34:35
thing, blah blah blah. Where whereas if they were to get married or
34:37
even just have a kid, that would reverse the birth rates in America.
34:42
And next thing, you know, it's going to be the second baby boom
34:45
generation. Wow. That that's some that's some amazing power to have. And
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and the the guess was, you know, economic impact in the billions.
34:59
Wow. Okay, Hey, you know, if it's good, if it's
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good, if it's good for my four oh one k, then get to
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find it. That's the youngest thing you've ever said, just calling it like
35:20
I see it. Don't be mad because other people are happy. Think about
35:27
how it could positively impact you. Then you'll be fine. We'll see you
35:34
tomorrow for the Friday episode of the Treehouse