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Vacation Is Great But Will Kick Your Butt | Coffee With Kenny · Kenny Wallace Media

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  I'm eating a banana. Happy.
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  What day is it, Kim? It's Wednesday.
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  Happy Wednesday morning. So, uh, I got myself something.
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  I think I spit some of my banana out.
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  Happy Wednesday morning, everybody got a little got a
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  little treat for you all today about vacationing.
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  We're going to talk about vacationing.
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  Vacationing is a lot of work. So start like this.
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  All right, we're going we're going to simulate being in a
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  commercial airliner. You know you want to go on
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  vacation, so you go to the airport and you get your you get
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  your seat on your airplane. So see this all right, that's
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  that's your seat up there, That's your seat.
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  And then here's another seat. So here what we're going to do
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  watch, I'm going to I'm going to sit in my seat and and this this
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  seat, this seat is my seat, right?
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  Here's the problem. This is where all the fights
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  start. Watch this.
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  So that's my seat, right? That's my seat.
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  You, you get, you get in this seat, you get in the seat behind
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  it, right? You see this, see this, people
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  think that's their seat. So here I am, right, And I'm
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  just jacking with this seat and I'm doing all this stuff and I'm
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  taking the tray and then this person up here, that's that's
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  your seat. That's that's that's that's a
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  seat. Well, for some reason, the
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  person back here thinks this is all their seat.
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  It's not so on and so forth. So that's where all the fights
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  start. So remember when you sit, when
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  you sit in that seat, that's your seat that that is all your
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  seat. The back of this, you're lucky
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  to be able to use the tray. OK, so remember that and also
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  when this person puts their seat back, you know you can put your
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  seat back too. Always found that damn amazing.
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  Just just I thought that was the craziest damn thing.
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  These people get in these fights on the airplane and they just
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  think that they just think the seat in front of them is their
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  seat until they until somebody starts jacking with your seat.
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  You know what I mean back behind you all that going on all right
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  let's go see what Kim's up to what you doing over there?
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  I'm. Getting.
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  Ready to leave, I decided to do a video today about vacationing.
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  OH. I'm ready to go.
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  Again, hold on, what's that? I'm ready to go again.
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  You want to go again? Yeah.
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  You will be in a few. Weeks.
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  OK, so can I? She got her legs.
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  Do that again. Do that again.
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  She got her legs on my seat. You have no salt called seat in
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  here except for in there. She heard me in.
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  There no, but I know that's where you got a nobody sits.
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  Oh, my seat in there. Yeah.
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  OK. Can I interview you?
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  About. Vacationing, all right, I feel.
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  Let me sit over. Here you're already wrong, so.
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  I'm already wrong. See, that's marriage right
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  there. No, because I know what you're
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  going. To say marriage is work, but I'm
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  the best at I'm the best. I'm the greatest of all time.
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  Nobody better than me except you, OK, You win at everything.
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  OK, Vacationing is a lot of work.
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  That's my opinion. So when I get on these cruise
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  ships, you got the damn luggage. You know, first of all, you
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  leave here. We had one piece of luggage.
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  Each. Yeah, but you leave here, you
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  take the luggage up the airport, they weigh it in.
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  You go through the TSA, you get on the airplane, you go to, you
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  get off the airplane, you got to have the luggage, you got to
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  have the van to get you to the the terminal.
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  Then you got a tip. It's just you're tipping
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  everybody. That's OK.
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  By the time you get to the cruise ship, you're exhausted.
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  No, no. Respond right here, everybody.
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  Men are from Mars, women are from Venus.
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  You got to have a mindset. You're going to have fun.
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  Oh, I like that a mindset. So when I leave here, I my when
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  I leave here, what should my mind be be set?
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  On you're going to have fun, and if you don't, it's your own
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  fault. Yeah, I like going to Rusty's
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  place in Kabul. I do too.
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  Or you just fly down there and you don't deal with people.
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  There's no lines for the elevators on the cruise ship
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  well. That was an experience that we
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  don't have that normally. We made a mistake.
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  We went on spring break. Don't go on a cruise line on
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  spring break. Now, I do want to say this.
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  We had a good time. Did we have a good time?
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  Yeah. We you have to make your own
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  fun, even if things aren't right there.
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  My idea of a vacation is not being wallered in with 6000
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  people on a cruise ship. I get it but.
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  Whoa, OK. But we've never had that issue.
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  Well, we'd never go on spring break.
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  Well, we won't do that and we I still.
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  This is my fifth time trying. Carnival Cruise Line.
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  You don't like Carnival Cruise Line?
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  I am miss Royal Caribbean. Well, I think Royal Caribbean is
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  geared more for us old people, yes.
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  No, there's a lot of, there are a lot of younger people on
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  there, but it's it's just middle of the road.
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  It's just different. Yeah.
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  So you're in line for the elevators all the time, 20.
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  I mean, you just, you're going, I'm like, let's go up the steps.
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  And it's like it's a lot of steps.
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  But we do it. But we do it but.
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  We don't always have to do, it's just that first day or sometimes
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  when you're coming back off. Then you want, you want to go,
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  you want to get up in the morning and go get some coffee.
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  And it's like we, we made a, we make fun about it.
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  What do we call that up there on, on the Royal Caribbean?
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  The windjammer? Yeah, we call it the meat jammer
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  'cause you know, it's, it's just 6000 people just piled on top of
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  each other. OK, so I.
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  Can move, it's all open. I go on I I've gone on about 40
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  or more cruises and I'm cruised out.
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  I I know we're going in December and it's going to be 7 days.
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  Why can't we go on five day cruise?
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  I like 5 days because. You go on a smaller ship,
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  they're bumpy out there, people are sick.
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  It's there's a difference. And seven days.
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  People go on a week vacation, they don't go in five days.
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  We were we were in the Orlando airport and some lady just
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  stared at you and you bought you threw dagger datter.
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  You were ready to get up off the table and go beat that lady's
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  ass. What was that all about at the
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  Orlando airport for breakfast that morning?
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  That Lady kept staring at you and you're like, what are you
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  looking at? Because we got we got our food
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  served before her and she must have sat down before us, but she
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  was mad at the other table 1st. And I'm watching her create a
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  scene. And then she looked at us and I
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  thought, Oh no, don't even go. There, don't stare at us.
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  Forget. For us, getting our Food First.
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  Yeah, don't you stare at us kind of for us getting.
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  A new order that took longer. This is vacationing.
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  This is a peek inside vacation. You know I can and I.
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  Didn't even. I didn't even say anything.
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  I just stared back. Boy, yeah, but when I looked at
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  you, I know you more better than anybody.
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  You got ready to kill it. Well, 'cause I, I, I knew what
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  was going on, 'cause I first saw her talking to her two daughters
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  about this. You almost came close.
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  I was like, no, damn. So I can go 20 minutes right
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  now. I can go on an hour.
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  But the the bottom line is we have some good friends from
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  Canada, Sam and Sue, and what do they do?
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  What's that called? They're what?
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  What do they do for a living? They are travel agents.
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  Yeah, we have some friends that are great travel agencies and
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  they're we have some good friends, 2 ladies, Sam and Sue
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  Hammond and they, they're travel agents, but they go.
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  To all them places I won't go. Yeah, and they are in Japan
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  right now. They've been to Egypt.
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  And they said something that boy, it was a Dick trickle
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  statement all over again. Vacationing is not for the week.
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  So if if you think you're going to go vacation, you better, you
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  better take some. You better.
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  Have mental attitude. Positive mental attitude and you
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  go to. Have.
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  Fun and you better get jacked up on sun drop.
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  However, go to have fun. I'll leave you all with this.
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  I enjoy going to brother Rusty's place in Kabul.
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  You, you fly there. You go to Rusty's place, You're
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  there. I'm going there too.
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  Cap, you got the captain, chef, you got the captain's mate, you
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  got they make the food for you. You got the swimming pool all
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  yourself, you know, fighting people, not all this gaggle of
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  people. Yeah.
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  So I go on cruises because I love my wife so much.
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  She's awesome. Yeah.
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  All right, then. Well, respond right here.
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  Yeah. So anyway, we just talked about
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  vacation and it's a lot of work. And I showed you a little bit of
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  the the airport scene. Airports are a complete show.
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  It's fighting all the time. And that's just the way it is.
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  You don't think it is? You know what it is?
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  I'm. I leave, I'm on an airplane
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  every single week, and I'm going to stay home for a while.
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  This one doesn't travel that much.
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  So when she travels, she's ready to go.
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  All right, say goodbye everybody.