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DLHS Hour 4 | You are not ready to settle down · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is out of the deal. You can show your
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  Speaker 1: twenty twenty six edition. Remember that if you are in Toledo, Ohio, Perrysburg,
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  Speaker 1: or I will be there this Friday, Saturday, Sunday at
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  Speaker 1: the Funny Bone. So Donald Trump says that he is
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  Speaker 1: in negotiations. But let me just say this, five to
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  Speaker 1: ten minutes before he made the announcement, somebody who they
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  Speaker 1: can't identify, put a lot of money in the stock market.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, that stuff in here insight. And remember
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  Speaker 1: the whole taco thing he was doing. He's enriching a
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  Speaker 1: lot of people. Yep. And I guarantee you you know,
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  Speaker 1: the Save Act is not to save the elections. It's
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  Speaker 1: to save their asses, because once there is any level
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  Speaker 1: of oversight, any level of inspection, a lot of people
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  Speaker 1: are going to jail. If we had a Department of Justice,
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  Speaker 1: they would be investigating this. That is way too coincidental.
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  Speaker 1: You said, this is a huge buy on the stock
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  Speaker 1: market and somebody makes a ton of money like everything
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  Speaker 1: he's doing. Then he's like, I little a couple last
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  Speaker 1: week he said, I talked to one of the and
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  Speaker 1: they said, I wish I had done what you did.
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  Speaker 1: You're lying what you did forty seven talk to forty five.
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  Speaker 1: That's you talking to you. That's what you did. Then
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  Speaker 1: it's like we negotiate. You keep killing all of their leaders. Israel,
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  Speaker 1: You and Israel in con league keep killing on their leaders.
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  Speaker 1: So who are you negotiating with? Every time somebody answered
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  Speaker 1: the phone, they get blew up. Yep, hey sayad phone
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  Speaker 1: for you?
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  Speaker 2: No, take a mess, take a let it go to voicemail.
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  Speaker 1: What is that? Bigger that nothing? Old? Sayad call for you,
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  Speaker 1: land shark, that's a scam, likely for your ass and
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  Speaker 1: real that is a scam likely for your ass. Boy.
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  Speaker 1: Who are you? You murder every one of their leaders?
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  Speaker 1: And who are you negotiating with? And enlightened later their
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  Speaker 1: last negotiation? Why would you believe them? But yeah, they
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  Speaker 1: were in negotiated right when you start stuff exactly. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I felt like you needed to somebody and somebody coined
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  Speaker 1: this phrase that you should never fight on two fronts.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not sure if it was Napoleon Bonaparte. Why, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not sure. Tomorrow a great general said you should never
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  Speaker 1: fight on two fronts. Donald Trump is fighting on virtually
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  Speaker 1: every front. He is domestically, he is welding his because
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  Speaker 1: they are his stormtroopers. Ice is his stormtroopers. And did
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  Speaker 1: you see them just standing around? You know, So there
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  Speaker 1: was a time if you were forced to work for free,
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  Speaker 1: it was called slavery. Now it's called Ice. Now it's
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  Speaker 1: called TSA. That was literally tsa. And they're getting paid.
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  Speaker 1: And then you know, they have a larger budget budget
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  Speaker 1: that they have. Ice has a larger budget budget than
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  Speaker 1: the Marines, his personal army. And I'm telling you this
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  Speaker 1: whole thing started is because no police department, on the
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  Speaker 1: face it, certainly in this country, is allowed the latitude
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  Speaker 1: that they're asking for. They want to be able to
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  Speaker 1: just use the constitution for toilet paper. They want to
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  Speaker 1: be able to walk around with masks on and I
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  Speaker 1: didn't find themself. They want to be able to, you know,
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  Speaker 1: you drag people out the car with nobody to be
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  Speaker 1: by to account for it. That it's untenable. We're here
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  Speaker 1: right now because last time you were in a situation
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  Speaker 1: you weren't trained for, you killed a couple of Americans.
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  Speaker 1: At the beginning of the year, Ice a killer. At that
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  Speaker 1: point twenty people. Ice was literally was so bad. Ice
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  Speaker 1: was so dangerous they almost had an episode of first
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  Speaker 1: forty eight, so they but they did that with no oversight.
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  Speaker 1: Even now Minnesota's suing them to get the information on
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  Speaker 1: the two citizens they started there. You're finally ready to
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  Speaker 1: settle down, maybe not. Give us five signs you're really
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  Speaker 1: not ready to settle down by Julia, also for Madame Mowan.
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  Speaker 2: Number five, you're currently seeing three guys at once.
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  Speaker 1: Yep, got'll do it. Yep that way, yep, yep.
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  Speaker 2: Number four of the top five sides, you're really not
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  Speaker 2: ready to settle down. You had to alone because you
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  Speaker 2: couldn't handle roommates. Yeah, sometimes you can't.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, if you're a grown man with roommates, if it's
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  Speaker 1: not prison.
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  Speaker 2: You are, you're already grown up wrong. Number three of
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  Speaker 2: the top five signes you're really not ready to sew down.
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  Speaker 2: You demand exciting dates and pretty much expensive all the time. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you're not ready. Number two of the top five signs
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  Speaker 2: you're really not ready to settle down.
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  Speaker 1: You're in your sexual exploratory phase. What three dues?
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  Speaker 3: Is that?
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  Speaker 1: For sure? If sex is wrong? For sure?
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  Speaker 2: And then the big brown shark cat Number one of
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  Speaker 2: the top five signs you're not really ready to sell down.
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  Speaker 1: You often wake up in places that aren't your bed.
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  Speaker 1: Ye to go back. Huh, that's going to do it
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  Speaker 1: for some lady. Jump as to deal. You can show
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  Speaker 1: you a twenty twenty six edition. Remember if you're in Perrysburg, Ohio,
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  Speaker 1: Toledo to you people, actually even in Detroit. While we'll
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  Speaker 1: be there this I'll be at the Funny but on
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  Speaker 1: this Friday, Saturday and Sunday come check me off. You're
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  Speaker 1: taking notion. Jasmine Sanders, what'd you learn today, baby gre So?
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  Speaker 2: Remember I talked a little bit about the whole Usher
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  Speaker 2: and Justin Bieber situation. We were trying to figure it out. Well,
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  Speaker 2: apparently they said that I guess Usher approached Bieber with
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  Speaker 2: some kind of energy and anger and it had something
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  Speaker 2: to do with, like, I don't know, something that had
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  Speaker 2: happened earlier. But they said it was more of an
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  Speaker 2: exaggeration of the conversation that he's been nothing of supportive
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  Speaker 2: of the issues that you know, Justin Bieber's been going through.
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  Speaker 2: And you know, for the record, everything was fine. It
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  Speaker 2: didn't look that way though it really did.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't.
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  Speaker 2: It looked like, I don't know why Usher would approach
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  Speaker 2: him with any kind of any kind of energy. You know,
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  Speaker 2: considering everything that, you know, because Justin really he's been
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  Speaker 2: really going through it. You follow him on social media.
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  Speaker 2: He's on TV performing in his underwear like he been
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  Speaker 2: going through a lot.
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  Speaker 1: So every time somebody they had haircut like that, a
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  Speaker 1: white person with the Snada Connor or him, they go
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  Speaker 1: through I'm not trying to be funny. You see that
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  Speaker 1: kind of haircut, They're gonna be sitt They're gonna eat
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  Speaker 1: vasoline pretty soon.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he says it was an exaggeration and everything is cool.
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  Speaker 2: But that flower on his shirt.
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  Speaker 1: The other one right had that grabbed on your shirt?
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  Speaker 1: A flower? Skip, my man? Cheat them? What you learn
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  Speaker 1: to the baby boy?
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  Speaker 3: If we don't have enough bad news going on. You know,
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  Speaker 3: Jasmine knows the North Park Mall in Dallas, that's like
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  Speaker 3: the big the you know the North Park Mall. Well,
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  Speaker 3: they got emptied out today a bomb threat. They evacuated
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  Speaker 3: and shut down the whole area. It's crazy. So I'm
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  Speaker 3: hoping it's not a sign of more things to come
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  Speaker 3: like this.
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  Speaker 1: So I'll tell you what norse I mean, Uh Nevee
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  Speaker 1: Marcus closed the bunch of store. Yeah, yeah, this went
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  Speaker 1: over a bomb.
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  Speaker 3: Threat.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's from their bank account, but not you know,
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  Speaker 1: that's very sad. I hope everybody is fine. On the
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