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Show #251 Hot Dogs on Coke and Fake Whale Poop · Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Because fuck you that's why is a founding member of
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  Speaker 1: the Odd Pods Media Network.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, and welcome to episode two fifty one. At our
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  Speaker 2: first episode after episode two fifty, we have a lot
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  Speaker 2: of fun and episode two fifty freaking it was a
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  Speaker 2: good time. Yeah, we get some you get some exciting games.
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  Speaker 2: We had some well, very quick games. Games, games that
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  Speaker 2: went a little too quickly, but there you go. But
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  Speaker 2: it is what it is. Yeah, so yeah, so we're
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  Speaker 2: back for a regular, normal show and let's get to it.
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  Speaker 2: For those who don't know, if you happen to be
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  Speaker 2: listening to this is your first ever episode, welcome to
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  Speaker 2: bizarre place to start. But you just you just missed
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  Speaker 2: a very special episode, So maybe go back and listen
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  Speaker 2: episode first. That might be the better episode, But then
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  Speaker 2: you won't know what a regular episode is like, So
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  Speaker 2: then listen to this one. Uh uh for this, we
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  Speaker 2: are a panel show inspired podcast. We play silly panel
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  Speaker 2: games about pop culture, the news, whatever strikes your fancy,
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  Speaker 2: and we have a lot of fun doing it. And
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  Speaker 2: uh uh it just get straight to introductions. We have
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  Speaker 2: two regular team captains. First, he's a gamer and a
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  Speaker 2: storyteller and he used to be my youngest friend. Now
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  Speaker 2: he's one of the most awesome friends ever. It's Augie.
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  Speaker 2: He's a gay.
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  Speaker 3: Can we add that lyric to the song man ever?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess we could ask Mexican. But it might
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  Speaker 2: it might be. It might be a lot to ask.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to bother with that.
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  Speaker 2: With my Shenanigans, it doesn't really roll off the tongue
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  Speaker 2: the songy type way. But you know, maybe maybe always try.
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  Speaker 2: What the worst he can say is no true?
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  Speaker 4: You know?
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  Speaker 2: So right, what is the most recent thing that you've
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  Speaker 2: gotten addicted to?
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  Speaker 1: Oh? My god?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Do I have to choose one because my addiction goes
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  Speaker 3: multiple ways.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm looking for the most recent, like something that
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  Speaker 2: just caught you.
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  Speaker 1: Don't pick mine, motherfucker.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I'll pick the other one. So I've been playing
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  Speaker 3: a game called Dredge.
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  Speaker 2: Okay you told me about.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a really cute indie game. I don't want
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  Speaker 3: to spoil anything, but basically, you're fisherman and you're just
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  Speaker 3: kind of making your way through this world, fishing stuff
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  Speaker 3: up and uncovering something maybe, and it's a lot of
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  Speaker 3: fun and it just it The mini game, the fishing
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  Speaker 3: minigame is easy enough where you can kind of like
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  Speaker 3: turn your brain off and just do it constantly, and
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  Speaker 3: it's a lot, and you do the upgrades and stuff it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: and I've just been doing that NonStop.
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  Speaker 2: I blink.
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  Speaker 3: I think I'm like on day forty and like you
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  Speaker 3: could probably beat the game on day twelve.
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  Speaker 1: Jesus all. He's just like, I'm getting the most out
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  Speaker 1: of this as possible. Good man.
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  Speaker 2: Wow. Yeah, very cool. And his opponents our other regular
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  Speaker 2: team captain. He's a veteran and a podcaster and legally,
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  Speaker 2: by intergalactic law, that makes him a veteran podcaster. It's Stevie.
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  Speaker 2: It's Stevie.
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  Speaker 1: It's Steve so true.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, every level, Stevie. What is the most recent thing
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  Speaker 2: you've become addicted to me?
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  Speaker 1: Another game that Ougi thankfully did not take my answer
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  Speaker 1: to because I've been hooked on it. It's The Forest,
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  Speaker 1: which I think we briefly told you about. Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 1: another survival horror build up, like a Fork type game,
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  Speaker 1: but it's crazy Like it starts off you're on an
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  Speaker 1: aircraft with your kid or whatnot, and the plane goes
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  Speaker 1: down in some area and you gotta find your kid.
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  Speaker 1: Your kid was taken off the plane by somebody. You
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  Speaker 1: see it in the last couple of minutes, covered in
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  Speaker 1: what looks like blood and whatnot, not clothe really grabbing
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  Speaker 1: your kid and walking away. You go out and you
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  Speaker 1: gotta find food, water, make weapons, build things. You gotta
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  Speaker 1: find how to build things by actually grabbing the items
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  Speaker 1: and figuring get out yourself, which is actually pretty cool,
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  Speaker 1: and you go through and just have fun with that.
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  Speaker 1: First run was cool, but the run we're on right now,
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  Speaker 1: all you get hire or playing just hit the the
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  Speaker 1: one month mark surviving SI far.
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  Speaker 3: So we said our kid and just went, we're gonna
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  Speaker 3: just take this island over.
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  Speaker 1: And we are hunting these fuckers down.
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  Speaker 2: Now.
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  Speaker 1: We've we made first like our little like little base
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  Speaker 1: for it right with just giant walls around it be safe.
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  Speaker 1: Then we proceeded to take one section where we know
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  Speaker 1: they're villages and made a wall all the way to
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  Speaker 1: their village, so there's a tunnel going to their village
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  Speaker 1: by these giant walls that can't get through. With a
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  Speaker 1: door they can't get into. We bought through this door
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  Speaker 1: and just start taking them all out, and then we
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  Speaker 1: burned their bodies because we need the bones.
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  Speaker 2: Of course, of course.
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  Speaker 3: I think what happened was we got to like about
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  Speaker 3: day fourteen, looked at each other, looked at the cannibal
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  Speaker 3: that like had a skull for a club that we
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  Speaker 3: just murdered in the middle of the forest, and went,
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  Speaker 3: that kid's dead. Fuck them, We're just gonna do our
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  Speaker 3: own thing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's already toasted.
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  Speaker 2: There's no way that kids lie.
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  Speaker 1: We're just taking all these people out like we today.
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  Speaker 1: We just finished. Before coming down here, we surrounded their town.
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  Speaker 1: They can't get out of they can't spawn into their
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  Speaker 1: town area, they have to come from another field.
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  Speaker 3: On the other side of it. And you basically set
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  Speaker 3: up like a kill box with traps and just barricaded
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  Speaker 3: around it. I'm just basically turned it into a firing range.
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  Speaker 3: We have like a catapult set up with like rocks,
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  Speaker 3: use skulls and launch a back at them running in
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  Speaker 3: and there's like a snag trap they go running over
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  Speaker 3: and they dangle underneath.
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  Speaker 1: Pokem a few times.
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  Speaker 2: Jesus.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, So that's been my obsession for sure. Like every
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  Speaker 1: day I haven't been playing Call of Duty at all.
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  Speaker 1: I've been playing this and it's been amazing.
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  Speaker 2: That's cool.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, Yeah, it's fun playing those games when you have
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  Speaker 1: somebody else to play with. And I like the fact
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  Speaker 1: that that's huge. It's a huge you can have like
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  Speaker 1: eight players or something.
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  Speaker 2: Eight Jesus well, it's it's eight players.
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  Speaker 3: On Modhead. You can have up to one hundred modes
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  Speaker 3: us mercy me. It came out, came out in twenty fourteen.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh wow, ten years ago and you just found it.
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  Speaker 1: It was on sale. Yeah, the second one went out,
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  Speaker 1: but we just haven't touched it. I'm just like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: this one was on sale for five bucks.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, this one that went up.
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  Speaker 1: Then we'll buy the next one.
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  Speaker 2: And finally, I am your host pants Sarin.
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  Speaker 1: Heck you hit it.
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  Speaker 2: Checks some stones for a laugh. Heck yeah, yeah. I
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  Speaker 2: still get chills. And as for me, I mean me
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  Speaker 2: and millions of other people.
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  Speaker 1: Blatro Bilatro, do.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I'm talking about?
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  Speaker 3: I've never heard of that.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I can't believe you've never heard of this.
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  Speaker 2: It's exploding everywhere it is. Blatro is a poker meets
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  Speaker 2: Solitaire meets a roguelike meets crack cocaine. I downloaded it
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  Speaker 2: on my phone like at four o'clock, four o'clock pm
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  Speaker 2: at work, went home, you know, played it for a
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  Speaker 2: little bit, got the hang of it, went home, had dinner,
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  Speaker 2: started playing again. At six o'clock. The next time I
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  Speaker 2: looked up from my phone, I looked at the clock
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  Speaker 2: and it said twelve midnight. I had been playing for
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  Speaker 2: six hours straight and didn't even realize it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh that's not good.
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  Speaker 2: Like I was. I was addicted hard like and it's
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  Speaker 2: still it still catches me every now and then. Now
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  Speaker 2: that I know how dangerous it is, I'm a little
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  Speaker 2: bit more careful about playing in shorts burts. But I
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  Speaker 2: was just recently because we just had Friday at where.
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  Speaker 2: You know, Friday is always dead, like after like two
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  Speaker 2: or three, three or three o'clock. Honestly, businesses, there's no
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  Speaker 2: reason to stay open after two if you don't have
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  Speaker 2: like a storefront, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: No reason.
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  Speaker 2: Honestly, there's no reason that nobody does anything from like
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  Speaker 2: two to five pm.
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  Speaker 1: It led.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody's just sitting around. So I just started playing on
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  Speaker 2: my phone home and my boss had to come to
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  Speaker 2: my cubicle and say, hey, you got to get out
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  Speaker 2: of the building. It's five o'clock. And I went, oh shit,
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  Speaker 2: I didn't realize again, So I, you know, usually I
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  Speaker 2: usually get to leave at like four thirty, and this
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  Speaker 2: time I was so into the game that I didn't
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  Speaker 2: even notice. And it's it's it's addicting. Like you get
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  Speaker 2: like hands of cards and you have to beat blinds,
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  Speaker 2: and then you have to beat the boss. There's a
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  Speaker 2: small blind, big blind, and then there's the boss blind,
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  Speaker 2: and you get you get like you get a can
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  Speaker 2: of like eight cards and you have to try and
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  Speaker 2: make poker hand out of them. You get like a
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  Speaker 2: certain number of discards. Some decks give you more discards,
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  Speaker 2: like the red deck you start with gives you a
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  Speaker 2: bonus discards. You have four instead of three. You can
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  Speaker 2: discard up to five cards straw five more, so you
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  Speaker 2: can try and try and make your hand. Each hand
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  Speaker 2: is worth a certain amount of chips uh, and each
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  Speaker 2: card is worth certain amount of chips. Each hand is
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  Speaker 2: also worth a a certain amount of molt, which is
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  Speaker 2: sure from multiplier, so you multiply the points for the
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  Speaker 2: cards and the hand by the malt to get your score.
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  Speaker 2: You have to beat a certain score to beat every blind,
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  Speaker 2: and you have to beat the boss's score to beat
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  Speaker 2: the boss. Then you move up to the next anti level,
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  Speaker 2: where the blinds all cost more, but you can also
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  Speaker 2: buy jokers. You can get them either from a store
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  Speaker 2: of selections or you can buy them from booster packs. What, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you get money for defeating all.
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  Speaker 1: The blind money.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you get money from beating the blinds. You can
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  Speaker 2: buy the booster packs in game. It's per run, so
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  Speaker 2: these are not permanent. But as you go you are
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  Speaker 2: unlocking new jokers, and these jokers do weird things like
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  Speaker 2: they either add more chips to your hands or they
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  Speaker 2: add more malt, and then some jokers even multiply the multiplier,
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  Speaker 2: like like times three the multiplier like those are like
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  Speaker 2: the heavy cards. Those are the ones you absolutely want
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  Speaker 2: to have if you want to get like the big scores.
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  Speaker 2: If you can beat eight antis, you technically win the run,
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  Speaker 2: but you can and then go on and play endless mode,
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  Speaker 2: and it just keeps climbing and climbing and climbing and climbing.
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  Speaker 2: You can just keep going as long as you can. Wow,
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  Speaker 2: And the strategy to it is addictive. The the the
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  Speaker 2: the the roguelike aspect of like different getting different seenes,
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  Speaker 2: different things every single time, different jokers, different vouchers that
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  Speaker 2: apply permanent upgrades to that run. You can get like
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  Speaker 2: if you spend ten dollars, you'll get plus one hand
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  Speaker 2: size for the rest of the run. You know it's
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  Speaker 2: they're expensive, but they're permanent. Well, I'm playing the whole
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  Speaker 2: thing on my phone, so I wouldn't notice. It would
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  Speaker 2: be super cool if there was a version of this
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  Speaker 2: that could be played irl.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if it's possible. But it is on
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  Speaker 2: Steam and it's on phones. I bought it on phone
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  Speaker 2: because it was ten bucks, and I was like, I'll
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  Speaker 2: give it a try for ten bucks and absolute perfect
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  Speaker 2: use of my money. I've gotten so much enjoyment out
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  Speaker 2: of it, honestly, but it is dangerously addicting.
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  Speaker 1: It is dangerously I will not be downloading that. I
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  Speaker 1: don't I actually I don't have games on my phone.
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  Speaker 2: I usually don't. I usually don't.
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  Speaker 1: I refuse to. I'll have that problem. I'll just be
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  Speaker 1: on it.
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  Speaker 2: I've been watching like YouTube videos on this game for
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  Speaker 2: like a couple of weeks now, and I was like,
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  Speaker 2: I want to check this out, but it's like it's
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  Speaker 2: like fifteen bucks on Steam, and I'm like, that's it's
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  Speaker 2: a little high for what looks like a casual game,
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  Speaker 2: and then it was like, well you can. I checked
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  Speaker 2: out the play store. It was like on mobile and
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, it's on mobile. It looks identical to
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  Speaker 2: the Steam version, because it's it's all, you know, pixelart.
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  Speaker 2: It's very well done pixelart, though, like, right, you know
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  Speaker 2: that you can have multiple backs, backs to the decks,
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  Speaker 2: so you can like, you know, you can have cyberpunk characters,
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  Speaker 2: you can have binding Is characters on the back of
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  Speaker 2: the cards as the King, King, Queen Jack. I genuinely
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  Speaker 2: love this game, but I tried it on mobile and
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  Speaker 2: immediately lost six hours. So I'm like, you know, just
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  Speaker 2: just be careful, be careful. I do recommend it, but
• 12:57
  Speaker 2: be careful, Like this is the kind of game that
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  Speaker 2: could get you fired if you're not careful, So like,
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  Speaker 2: you know, just don't play it at work.
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  Speaker 1: That's keep it at home.
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  Speaker 2: And the best part is, at least with the mobile
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  Speaker 2: version I don't know about the Steam version, you can
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  Speaker 2: stop in the middle of a run and go back
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  Speaker 2: to it later like save your like save your place.
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  Speaker 2: So if you're smart enough to just be like stop,
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  Speaker 2: you know, you can do other things you'll be fine.
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  Speaker 1: That's fair.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, We've got games of our own to play.
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  Speaker 1: Ship.
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  Speaker 2: Yes we do, Yes, we do. We're gonna play some
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  Speaker 2: panel show and started panel games. Our first one is
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  Speaker 2: going to be like share block. I've got three new stories.
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  Speaker 2: Or no, it's not gonna be like your block. Oh,
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: it is gonna be like share block. I got it
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  Speaker 2: right first time. Sorry, there's so many of these, I
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  Speaker 2: confuse them.
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  Speaker 4: There's a lot of game.
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  Speaker 2: I've got three new stories, and all our players have
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  Speaker 2: to do is tell me which one of these I
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  Speaker 2: would like, which one I would share, and which one
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  Speaker 2: I would block on social media. There is only one
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  Speaker 2: correct combination of all three of those options, So whichever
• 13:53
  Speaker 2: player manages to get it, or whoever gets closest, will
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  Speaker 2: win the game and earn one episode point. Let's get
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  Speaker 2: to our first news story. As always, we're gonna go
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  Speaker 2: over all three new stories before our players decide our
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  Speaker 2: first news story. UH North Korea bans divorce and hot dogs.
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  Speaker 1: Uh In.
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  Speaker 2: In his latest step against the the insufferable nature of
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  Speaker 2: the Western world, UH Kim jong un has has decided
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  Speaker 2: that he's he's now an enemy of two very wildly
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  Speaker 2: different things.
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  Speaker 3: UH I'm sure. Yeah, okay, I'm sure this one has
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  Speaker 3: to do with America this time around. Yeah, not the
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  Speaker 3: whole divorce thing and hot dogs, you know, not like
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  Speaker 3: they're not like a battlefield somewhere baiting it.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, Jesus.
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  Speaker 3: As if they get to if we get rid of
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  Speaker 3: the hot dogs and make it illegal to divorce, they'll
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  Speaker 3: stop doing that.
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  Speaker 1: They'll stop looking up poor non stop on the battlefield.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: As a As a New Year's gift to the people
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  Speaker 2: of North Korea, Kim Jong and has decided that hot dogs.
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  Speaker 2: Eating hot dogs is now considered an act of treason,
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  Speaker 2: not just banned, not just banned, an active.
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  Speaker 1: Treason against Koreer. Yes, is it because of the USA thing?
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  Speaker 1: Hot dogs? Is that why you're finally there?
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  Speaker 2: I honestly cannot say why, Like.
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  Speaker 1: We have no food as it is, motherfucker you're taking
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  Speaker 1: away from us.
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  Speaker 2: Here's the weird part. Like hot dogs have become like
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  Speaker 2: immensely popular in North Korea. I mean cheap. They don't.
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  Speaker 2: They don't have a lot of money or food, and
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  Speaker 2: hot dogs are in affordable and easy to cook source
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  Speaker 2: of meat. Right. Yeah, but if his people like something,
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  Speaker 2: that means Kim Doman hates it.
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  Speaker 3: Ye, so what the fuck?
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  Speaker 2: He stepped in to put an end to it. And
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  Speaker 2: because if the lack of hot dogs is straining your marriage,
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  Speaker 2: I have bad news because he's also he's also banned divorce.
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  Speaker 1: Is that an active treason as well?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I believe so, what the fuck?
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  Speaker 1: Man?
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  Speaker 3: I understand you need population pretty much pretty much. It's
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  Speaker 3: any law you break, it's it is either enforced labor
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  Speaker 3: or straight up execution.
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  Speaker 2: According to this According to this article, if a couple
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  Speaker 2: files for divorce, they both get a state subsidized six
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  Speaker 2: month trip to a hard labor facility.
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  Speaker 5: Yep, wow, ye, what the fuck? Man, God bless the US.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, you divorce as much as you fucking want. Here,
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  Speaker 1: you pay money.
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  Speaker 2: We we think we have it bad, and then I
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: see these and then.
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  Speaker 3: So much they have it so.
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  Speaker 2: Much worse there.
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  Speaker 1: It's true.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, it's it just boggles the money. It's hard,
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: but yeah, it goggles the mine. Anyway, It sucks all over,
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  Speaker 2: It sucks. Sucks, It sucks all everything sucks. Just that's
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  Speaker 2: just the end, the end of that statement.
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  Speaker 1: Everything sucks.
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  Speaker 2: Let's move on to our second news story, shall we, Yes, Yes,
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: new story Number two is that's are worried about increasing
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: number of cats and dogs getting high on cocaine.
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: Well, if the police would stop using them to find
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: all these drugs, didn't sniff all these ship Unfortunately, that's
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: part of the job.
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: Did I ever tell you what happened to Detective McGrath?
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: Dude? You so I can't say his name around the
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: person anymore.
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: A recent study examined the rates at which pet owners
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: were calling the Pet Poison Hop line due to their
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: critters getting into their drug stepsis.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, lock your ship up. That is it's
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: their fault.
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that owner animal cruelty, negligent.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: How how dumb do you have to be to just
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: leave your your coke out, you know, for your animals
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: to get into.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: Anything, especially animals everything.
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: I mean, God said, yeah, they sniff everything.
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: Take it from us.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: And cocaine's not cheap.
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: No, cocaine's not cheap.
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: Ticket from us.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: We're usually taking from us cocaine.
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: Cocaine is not cheap, absolutely, and apparently it smells sweet.
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: I don't know why I know that any or the record.
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: I have never ever done cocaine. I've been offered cocaine
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: exactly once, and I turned it down, like and.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: I know, and I'll never hurt you again. Okay, I know. Now,
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: for the.
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: Record, I've never been offered cocaine drugs. No, I won't
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: feel left out, but no. The point I was trying
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: to make was that we have a cat who we
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: go all other way to make sure they don't hurt
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: themselves or whatever. Somehow managed to still dip her tail
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: in a like a melted candle. She was fine. But
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: animals will still do ship regardless. So you know, lock
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: your ship up, like your ship up, or you know,
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: don't do cocaine, like why.
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: I mean, I mean, yeah, just don't do coke.
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: But if you if it's a medical reason, don't do cocaine.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: There is no medical reason to use cocaine as far
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: as I know. Yeah yet, but regardless, Like.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: What are you doing?
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: I got it.
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: And it's gone along with your head.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: My blood pressure isn't high enough.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: Everything does cocaine make you? I don't know.
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: When you want a shotgun your fucking toilet.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: Okay, long I have said virtually nothing about cocaine. The
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: study was carried out by the University of North Carolina,
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: at Chapel Hill and veterinary toxicologist renation bid from the
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: pet's poison.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: Oh renee, okay, I'm sorry.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: I didn't realize I was bringing up one of friends.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: All right, now, it'll make I got you, I got you?
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: Wait is he talking about so?
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: According according to the study, the cases of cats coming
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: into contact with cocaine has gone up by fifty two percent.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: Fuck dog's cocaine consumption rate has grown by thirty nine percent.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: Why oh, like, okay.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: Listen, I'm just guessing that people are people are being
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: stupider about their drugs. People dumber, like give a fuck, man.
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: This is definitely another.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: You should you should You should not do cocaine and
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: or meth psa any reason, do any drug you want.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: If you were if you were stupid enough to do
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: that stuff, be fucking smart enough to keep it locked
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: up where your pets can't get at.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: Its fucked up.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: This is horrifying.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: It's so frustrating.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, And I feel so bad for those
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: those pets.
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, especially considering would literally kill them.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: Yes, oh man, all right, do.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: You guys want to move on to another story?
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: But at least they'd be the most dangerous cat and
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: dogs for an x amount of time, the most dangerous
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: for at least a full minute. You don't want to
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: be in the samee.
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: You don't want to be anywhere near No. Story number three.
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: Scientists are attempting to save the oceans by dumping them
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: full of fake whale poop. What Yes, Yes, whale dumps
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: are a significant nutrient source across the world's oceans fertilizer,
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: or at least they used to be.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: Wait, man, are they not pulling in the ocean pulling
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: out land now?
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: No?
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: Are athold? No.
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: The whale hunting craze of the late nineteenth and early
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: twentieth centuries unfortunately almost wiped out all whales. So today's
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: ocean oceanic creatures are having trouble feeding themselves.
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: There's still whale hunting going on.
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: There's a company called whale x that is aiming to
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: pay off this ecological debt that we owe by dumping
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: fake whale shit into the waters.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: All right, everybody to gather around, gether around. We gotta
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: collect enough.
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: When we do.
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: It, it'll just destroy it more.
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: When the climate change news started coming out and people
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: were like, we needed to save the planet, I did
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: not imagine this would be how But but I'm there
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: for it. I mean, yeah, I'm here for it. I understand.
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: The question isn't how we fix it, it's why do
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: we have to fix it? Because we're Why did we
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: fuck it up as bad to get here?
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: Because we're humans and we're dipshit.
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: We shouldn't have to worry about how to fix it
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: because it never should have been.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: Sorry, it's not us, it's the rich. The rich are
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: honestly the worst, and I'm sure most of the whale
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: hunting was done on their behalf.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: And it wasn't the rich.
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: It's it's people who are It's not just Unfortunately, unfortunately
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: it's not just the rich. It does have a lot
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: to do with culture. Yeah, Japan still does it. There's
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: no reason really to do it, but they still have
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: a massive enough industry that makes money that they have
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: to keep doing. Unfortunately, they will have to literally go
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: extinct forward to end.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: And who is making the majority of that money and
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: therefore making those decisions.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the oil and the rich motherfuckers selling their Yeah.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: So I come right back.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: Okay, you know you're right them honestly, unless you're rich
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: and you want to support us, Thank you for the money.
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, unless you decide to support us, you're fucking awful.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: You're still awful. But it's good rich.
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: But there there, there are, there are genuinely there are
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: genuinely good rich people who give away most, if.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: Not all, of their money, which is crazy, and.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: To improve just life and resources on the world. Like
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: I think I read somewhere some guy was worth like
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: several billion dollars. He gave away almost everything. He only
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: kept like two million for himself, oh wow, just to
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: cover his retirement. But he gave everything else a less
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: and he gave it to like he gave it to
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: like churches, schools, communities like it was. He was not about.
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: He was not about like I'm gonna. I was greedy
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: for a portion of my life, but I don't need
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: to be greedy anymore. And he just actually did something
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: good with it. So you know, that guy is the
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: closest to Batman we have. Honestly, we need more of them,
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: need more of them, Oh yeah, honestly more Batman's please. Anyway,
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: those are our three new stories, and our players have
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: to determine will like share block neither of you one
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: lass game or no, that's not true. Augie. One last
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: game with Audre, I believe, and playing the Tories because
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: we teamed you guys up. Yeah no you Oh you
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: were with Odra. Sorry no, Steevie lost and I know
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: he lost because I remember the question he got wrong.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: Are you sure?
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Pretty positive?
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: Okay, I can't remember. I just edited it and I
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: can't remember.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: You just listened to it and you can't remember.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: It was like two weeks ago.
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: But yeah, you were teamed with and you got a
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: question about I want to say it was about marijuana.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: I could be wrong.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: I just remember it was like it came down to
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: like a fifty to fifty and you guys got it wrong,
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: which meant Matt and AUGI had just gave the other choice.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: And I mean it doesn't really matter really, all right.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: Ogi, you you won last game. So see this actually
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: means that you get to choose, So that's good for you.
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: So you get the first choice. Which one of these
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: would I like? Which one I share? And which one
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: would I block?
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: Oh man, I think you are going.
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: To love that piece of blub and but shirt by the.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: Way, yeah, yeah, peace loving Bud's amazing. Man on South
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: Transit Road in Lockport, New York. Oh Man, we gotta
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: stock back up again on some stuff. They are freaking amazing.
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: All right, answer the question.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: I think we're going to it's gone long enough. Like
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: the oceans.
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: You're gonna like the oceans, Okay.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: The ocean pool. Yeah, we're gonna share, ah, man, share
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: the kads and dogs thing, just to get the word
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: out there to like hopefully prevent more of this from happening.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: And we're gonna block North Korea because they're blocking everything
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: else anyway, you might as well block them.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: Okay, that's fair. That's fair. Oggie. You can choose one
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: to be the same as Stevie's, but you'll have to
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: switch the other two. You're not allowed to pick the
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: same three. So what which combination would you like to
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: go with?
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: I'd say you're gonna block uh cocaine cat.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: You're going to like you're gonna like the scientists pooping
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: in the ocean.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: And share North Korea, ban divorce.
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: And share North Korea and remind everybody that there's worse
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: things going on.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: Some people can't eat hot talks, Yeah.
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: And not for like allergy reasons, because because the leader.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: So I'm just gonna get this order straight in my mind.
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: So both of you, like the scientists attempting to save
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: the ocean, Oggy blocks the vets and cats and shares
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: the North Korea, and Stevie uh blocks the North Korea
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: banning hot dogs and shares the vets worrying about getting
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: in which case, neither of you got it exactly right.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: Game.
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: Neither of you got it exactly right. So my order was,
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: I decided to share these scientists attempting to save the oceans,
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: because not only is this a good thing, but it's
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: also funny. So I shared that one. And of the two,
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: the one that I chose to block was the cats
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: and dogs getting high on cocaine, because that's just awful.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: That is genuinely just awful, and I wish it would stop.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: The North Korea thing is bad too, But I mean, honestly,
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: it's it's out of the two. It's not a surprise,
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: and it's honestly, aside from the fact that they will
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: no longer be able to enjoy hot dogs and divorce.
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: Enjoy already everything. I'm just saying, it's already it's.
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: Already a prison state, like this is not going to
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: make things so significantly worse for him. It's it's already
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: a prison state. There's no there's no point in getting
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: up overly upset about this except hoping that one day
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: it ends and they're allowed to have freedom for once.
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: So that means that Stevie got none of mine right,
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: but got my block correct, which means he wins the game.
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: Well done, well done. So yeah, Augie is up one
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: episode point to zero, but that's okay. Stevie can catch
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: right up. Game two is worth two episode points. We're
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: gonna play it right after this.
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  Speaker 2: any event, let's get to game two, shall we? Yes?
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: Please?
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: Game two is a fun one. We're gonna play one
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: thing or another.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: I'm excited.
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: I've got three lists of six items, and all you
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: have to do is tell me do they fall into
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: one category or the other. The first two lists I'm
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: gonna give each of our players. You know, they get
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: half of them, so they get three options per list,
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: and they can earn one point for each correct answer. However,
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: the final list is one thing or the other or both,
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: and as such, because it's harder, those are worth double points,
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: and the player who has the most points after we're
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: done with all three lists will win the game and
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: earn two episode points. So shall we get started? Augie,
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: you you won the last game, So Stevie's gonna go first.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: Well, actually, Stevie, you have the choice. Do you want
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: to go first or do you want to make Augie
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: go first.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go first.
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: Okay, So here's your first list. Are these real sports
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: or are they sports that appear in fiction? Okay, so
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna give you the name of a sport. You
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: just have to tell me if it's a real sport
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: or if it showed up in a book or a
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: movie or something a TV show. Right, here's the first one, Stevie,
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: electro magnetic golf.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: That's gotta hopefully.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: What do you think, Yeah, tro magnetic golf.
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: Well, it was fiction or real?
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: I think it's real.
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: Things is real? Okay, Stevie. Final answer? Do you want
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: to stick with your initial gut instinct or do you
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: want to change your answer?
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: Wh I changed it outcause he said that. But if
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: I do that every time, he's gonna screw me up
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: and win. So I'm gonna stick with my answer.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: You're gonna say it's fiction.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: Correct?
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: That will gain you a point?
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: Well done.
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: It is fiction. I don't remember what it comes from
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: off the top of my head, but I know it
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: is fiction, all right.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: Oh geez, hockey, Agie.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: Your real sport or fictional sport? Extreme ironing? Is this
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: real or fictional?
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: Extreme ironing?
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: Extreme ironing?
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: I think it's real, but I don't think it means
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: the way we think it means.
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: Okay, Stevie.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: I believe it is real as well, and I think
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: it is what you think it is, and I think
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: it's on the ESPN.
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: Well you're both saying real. You can change your answer
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: at this point again where you can stick to it.
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: You're gonna stick to real. Good, that's worth the point.
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: It is real. I don't know if it is on
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: s ESPN sho, but it is actual, like, yes, it
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: is actually ironing.
• 34:18
  Speaker 4: Okay, guys, I know we're bored and COVID really hit
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: weird manebe Here is your next no new ideas.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: Stevie, here's your next sporty future sport.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: The name of the future future Sport. Welcome to Future Sport.
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: Is this real or is it?
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: This is so stupid it has to be real.
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: Okay, what do you think.
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: I'm just gonna say fiction just because.
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: Okay, future support, the future support of Future Sport is
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: future sport.
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: I love it. God, Stevie, what do you think a
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: final answer?
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: Final answer is real?
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: It's real? Okay, no point, it is fictional real It
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: is I believe, from from a movie of the same name,
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: Future Sports from Future Sport. Yeah, sorry you we go
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: back to Augie. Is this real or is it fictional?
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: Girning Gurning girning with a g. That's real.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: That's when you race two gurney's out the hallway. Right,
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: all right, guys, let's go gurneying.
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: He just carried the patients and patients love it.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: First one to the elevator whins.
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: No, it's when you drag somebody by their colonel.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: Whoa, He went science.
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: What's a girdel?
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: I thought it was science word.
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: I thought it was like a part of a kidney
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: or something.
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: Oh, I know, left the deliver that.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: Yes, it's the little flap on your testicle. There is
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: no Stevie, did you say.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: Talking about.
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: Turning? Is it's real? It's okay? Final answer? Do you
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: think it's real?
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: Is a fictional it's fictional?
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: You say it's fictional, it is in fact real? No point, I.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: Told you it's a race of two gurneys down the hallway.
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: To the I have no idea what it actually is,
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: but it is an actual You have.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: To go that one is right now.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: This is Stevie, your final item on this list. Jugger
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: Is jugger real or is it fictional? He just starts
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: miming juggling jugs. I'm assuming it's what you're doing.
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: I was just juggling. I guess that makes sense.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, juggers Auger. I'm gonna say it's fake
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: right now, Doggy.
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: Please, alright, you're saying fiction for now. Do you think
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: Jugger is real or fictional?
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: It just sounds funny, it sounds real.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: Game Jugger?
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: Okay, a game of Jugger? Stevie final answer. Oggie thinks
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: it might be real, but you initially said fictional. What
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: do you want to stick with?
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: You got the sack for Jugger?
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: I don't I think it's fake.
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: Make sure you got your cup?
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: Fake fake?
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: Good boy, that's another point. It is fictional. Well done,
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: you you need a cup, don't remember, don't remember what
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: it's from.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: You gargle gold milk fresh from the teeth, and sure
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: bills first loses.
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: Just remember this is fictional, so not real.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: Oh never mind, Well that's what happened in the book.
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: Call a person who juggles.
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: Sure, Ugy, your final item on this list sport hocking,
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: sport hawk, sport hawking.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: It's real?
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: Is this real or is it fictional? August says, real TV?
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: What do you say?
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: You need to buy some sports? I gotta I got
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: some here, I can talk for you.
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: Good.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: It's fake. You said real, I said real. No, you're wrong, dude,
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: it's fake.
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: Okay. Sports TV says fake.
• 38:17
  Speaker 4: Uh.
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: Augie final answer, real or fictional? Like a bird hawk,
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: it's real and it is real. That's a point to Augue.
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: I have no idea. H anestly didn't look into it.
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: I was just like, I'm pretty sure it's the it's
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: the one.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: Where you spin oh for distance inconsistency. Yeah yeah. And
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: then the one that sticks on the wall longest.
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, the one that sticks on the wall, the
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: one that's the most gross.
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: The one less down. We got two more to go.
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: We're gonna start with Augie this time.
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: Uh.
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: And for this list, I want you to tell me.
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: Are these poor n apps on a phone poor.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: Floor?
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: Are they family friendly websites?
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: All?
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: Are these phone apps? Or are they family friendly websites?
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: We're gonna start with yours is wank z? Is this
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: a porn app? Or is it a family friendly website?
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: Do I out myself. I don't think this is real.
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: You think it's a I don't think it's real.
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: It is real. It's either an app or it's a
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: family friendly website. I don't think it is one or
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: the other. I still say it's not one or the other, or.
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: It's it's family friendly, it's got.
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: You think it's family friends, No point, It is a
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: porn app. I genuinely thought that was obvious.
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: It's a gen Z version of fucking wanking ship, dude,
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: it is.
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: I did not make a porn app.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: You would know if you were hip with the crowd
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: of the kids name.
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: Well, let's see if you are, here's yours. Okay. Is
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: this a porn phone app or your family friendly website?
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: Bang good?
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: Bang good?
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: Bang good?
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: Bang?
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: Is this a porn app on your phone or a
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: family friendly website?
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: I was a bang well would be a porn app.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: So I'm gonna say this is a family friendly one.
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: You think it's family friendly website? Any opinion?
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: I think it is too.
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: You think it is as well? All right, he's backing
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: you up, So Stevie finally answer, oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: you're gonna stick with family friendly.
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: Good.
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: That's a point for you.
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: It is.
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: Bang Good is an online shopping website from China, a
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: kind of like kind of like Wish meets Ali Express.
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: But I don't trust him very much.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: Okay, cool, that makes.
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: Sense, but it is it is genuinely a shopping website
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: and there's no porn on it whatsoever, So family to
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: make sure. Yeah, Augie, here's your next start on this list.
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: Is it a porn app or a family friendly website?
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: See the spread?
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: That's family friendly?
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: If I ever heard it family friendly? See the spread?
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: God, I really hope porn app. I really really hope it.
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: Stevie goes porn app. Final answer, you can change it's
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: it's a.
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: It's an app about spreading butter on bread, different types
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: of bread.
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: So you think family friendly. Yeah, that's going to be
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: a point to August his family friendly. It's actually a
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: website that tracks the spread of covid. Oh still still
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: still working to this day. But it is obviously not
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: a porn thing. All well done, We're back to Stevie. Stevie,
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: here's your next item. But donk.
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: But do.
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: Be a capital d O.
• 41:58
  Speaker 3: I n kay, but doing by.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: Oh man, oh man, oh man.
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: Some of the things you're all here on the website.
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: I'm like the family website, like there are a bunch
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: of little clowns. Er yeah, oh man with father, but
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: dwink I'm gonna go with family friendly right now, you're.
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: Going to family friendly? Ogi, What do you think, oh man,
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: a family friendly website or a porn phone app? It's
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: gotta be a porn phone Okay, Well, Seebee, we've heard
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: both sides. You said family, but says porn. Where are
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: you gonna go with?
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: Finally, I'm flipping it. I'm gonna go to porn.
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: You're flipping the porn. Is that a wise che yes?
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: It is another point? But donk is a porn phone app?
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: Let me write that down, capital capital, capital doing, Oggie.
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: Your final item on this list, scroller scroller? Is this
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: a porn phone app? Or is it a family friendly website?
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: Again? Not that out myself. I think i've heard of
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: this one. I'm pretty sure it's a family friendly website. Yeah, sure,
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: it's family friendly website.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: Okay, Stevie, Yeah, I'm backing you up on that.
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: You're backing them up. You also think family friendly? Oggie,
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: final chance? Do you stick with family friendly or are
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: you switching.
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: A porn I hope it's family friendly.
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: Well, unfortunately it's porn. No it is. It is a
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: quote unquote initially family friendly. However, all you have to
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: do is click the NSFW tag and you get loads
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: of pictures of naked women. So that definitely does not
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: call by his family friendly. And it is a porn
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: app on your phone.
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you got your addiction on your phone. I'll have
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: mind after.
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: This point for Stevie. Last item on this list x
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: hubs x hubs x hubs capital x capital h ub
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: lowercase Z.
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: I think this is a family friendly episode about X husbands.
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: Okay, agi, I too think it is definitely not porn
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: that uses the letter Z and all their fucking words.
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: All right, well I'm sticking with Yeah.
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: You're sticking with family friendly. That's no point for you.
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: It is porn. It is porn x hub x hubs. Again,
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: that was one I thought was pretty obvious, but apparently.
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: Not it was, But anyway, I know it didn't matter.
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: So we're onto our third and final list. And as
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: you guys know, this means it's it's either one or
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: the other or so I need you to tell me.
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: Is this a real animal an urban dictionary term for
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: something dirty or both.
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: I'm fucked.
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: Is this a real animal? I'm gonna read again. Is
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: this a real animal? An urban dictionary term for something
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: dirty or both. And this time we're starting with you, Stevie,
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: our first edem on this list. Anal pon is anal pon,
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: an actual animal, an urban dictionary term, or both.
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: I don't know what a pon is, but anal I
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: know what it is. I'm gonna go with both.
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: I think it's both. Yeah, what do you say?
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: I think it's just the urban dictionary?
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: Think well, Stevie, what do you think?
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: See what? Both?
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: Okay? In this case, he was not trying to get you.
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: It was just an urban dictionary term. You would you
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: would have got two points if you'd listen to it.
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: It is. It is a tampon that you put in
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: your ass?
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: Why?
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: Why to avoid leakage? I guess if you're having anally kids,
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: you just put it just.
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: I'm sure there's a woman out there who would love
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: to explain it. I don't.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: I don't want to. Never mind. I'm good.
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: College.
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: No point, No point for Stevie. Agie, here's your question.
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: Is this a real animal, an urban dictionary term or both?
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: Bush tit both? Augie says both very quickly. You, Stevie,
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: what do you think it?
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah? It's both or an animal?
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: Okay, both or an animal. Yeah, I didn't give a
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: concise answer, but Ogie, you can choose to change if
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: you'd like. You stick to your gut.
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm kind of banking on it, still leaning towards
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: uh it being more urban than animal, but I'm pretty
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: sure it's both.
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: You're sticking to both. That will get you two points.
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: It is both the bush tit is a bird, and
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: it is a term in urban dictionary.
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: I knew what it was a bird.
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: I don't remember what the exact meaning was, but I
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: seem to recall it being a giant dick, which made
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: even less sense to me.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: Dumb.
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: It could have been just the shape of the birds.
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: I could be misremembering. But anyway, let's move on to
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: our next item. Seebee, this is yours dick's scle.
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: Dick sisle.
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: Is it a real animal, an urban dictionary term, or both.
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: I'm hoping it's just an urban dictionary term.
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: You're going just urban diction, Augie, what do you think?
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: I think it is just urban dictionary?
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: Okay, well we have our answers. Uh, Stevie, what do
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: you say You're gonna stick to just an urban dictionary term?
• 48:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: I think we're gonna stick with it.
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: Okay, that is no point in it, because it is
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: both dick sistle is a bird and it is also
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: in the urban dictionary.
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, another bird. You know how many species of birds
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: there are?
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: Million?
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: We switched back over to Augie for our next item.
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: Is this a real animal, an urban dictionary term or both? Fortulum,
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: don't kick me in the fartulube.
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: I'm just gonna say. I'm gonna say urban diiction.
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: You're saying, I'm not sure, all right, Stevie, fortulum.
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: If it is an animal, it's nothing i've heard.
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: Don't break win in here. I'll walk over to fartual.
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: It's after going to the vomitorium.
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: It's so ro bullshit or something.
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: It's a room for.
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: You vomited there. You farket in there, you take a
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: ship in there, we have a room for everything.
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: Welcome to Rome. All roads lead to ship.
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: Stevie, what did you say your answer? Then, well, that's
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: not the question. Is an animal an urban dictionary.
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: Term or both urban dictionary term?
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: You're going urban dictionary term? Okay, you both said urban dictionary.
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: Are you going to stick to that?
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: Pretty Yeah? If it's an animal, I've never heard of
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: it before.
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: Okay, well you've never heard of it before because it
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: is an animal, not an Urban dictionary at all. It
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: is a like worm like creature.
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: Okay, that makes sense because I know that was not
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: my line of expertise.
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: In any event, no point for him at all. Uh, Stevie,
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: back to you, this is your last item in the
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: Imperial Shag.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: We know that's imperial sha.
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: All of these are real, but they're just Are they
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: an animal or an urban dictionary term?
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: Or what kind of animal is a shag? It doesn't
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: even make sense to me. M Urban dictionary.
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: You're going urban dictionary? Okay, what do you think?
• 50:22
  Speaker 3: Say both?
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: This time says both. Stevie, what do you say?
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: Let's just stick with the book man, you the dictionary?
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: You think it's an urban dictionary term, in which case,
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: no points for you. It is an animal. It is
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: not in the urban dictionary at all.
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, in this case, I knew it was an animal.
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: I think this is yet another bird. If I'm not mistake.
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: Oh geez, I don't remember, but pretty sure. And finally,
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: is your last chance to get some points in this round?
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: Slippery dick. Both immediately immediately goes Both Stevie.
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: What do you say, say it's both?
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: Okay, you're both very certain that it's both. You're gonna
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: stick to it. I think so, Yeah, you think so?
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: That will get you two more points. It is absolutely both.
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we.
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: Know dirty bird names.
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: That was a fun day in Left Hall.
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: So it turns out at the end of this game,
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: with seven points to four, our winner is Augie, who
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: gets another two points, bringing him up to three points
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: for the episode. Now it's going to be all up
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: to Stevie. Can he get three points in our final
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: game to tie things up? We're gonna find out right
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: after this. Hey man, welcome back. It's time for game three.
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: And for game three we're gonna be playing the dumpster Fire.
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I got five topics. All you guys gotta
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: do is pick something about that topic that really irritates
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: to you that you wish just didn't exist anymore and
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: society would just throw it on a big dumpster fire
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: and would just be gone. You're each gonna pick one
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: thing for each topic, and I'll judge which one I
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: think should be eliminated for life, and whichever one I picked,
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: you'll earn a point.
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: Cool.
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: First player to get three points, wins the game and
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: earns three episode points, and an august case gets a
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: clean sweepe, or in Stevie's case, ties the game. Yeah,
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: let's see. Our first category is Lego? What about Lego?
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: Would you guys toss into a dumpster fire? Now, Stevie,
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: you lost the last game. You have the choice, who
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: do you want to go first in this particular round,
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: keeping in mind that we alternate every topic. This guy,
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: you want to go first? Yeah, all right, Stevie. What
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: irritates to you about Lego?
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: I hate so much about Lego is when you get
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: those two little small pieces stuck together and you have
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: the inability to remove them. You don't you own that
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: stupid Lego removal too. All it's just like you and
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: you don't have nails because you bite your fucking finger nails,
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: so there's no way to actually like remove it to
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: And you get fucking fed up because your hands start
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: getting all weird and tingling shit because you're fucking tickling
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: your fingers because they're touching the shit, and you just
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: throw it and then you get mad. So fuck, when
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: you get stuck together like that, it's irritating as fuck. Fair, Yeah, Ogie.
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: What irritates you about Lego?
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: What irritates me about Lego, Aaron, is that they seem
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: to consistently break the Geneva convention, Like their legos are
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: land mines. If you step on one, you're fucked. You
• 54:25
  Speaker 3: lost that leg I'm sorry, I'm sorry, here's your metal,
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: go home.
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: So Augie's pitch is that they're extremely painful to step up.
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: Yes, have you ever said that a lego?
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: It sucks?
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, it fucking sucks.
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: Four drop.
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: But all right, So my choices are when they get
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: so stuck together that you can't get them apart, or
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: when you step on them it hurts like a bitch.
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go with ag fair honestly, Like I I've
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: run into that and it does irritate me. However, I've
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: never run into a situation where I couldn't eventually get
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: them on stuck, Whereas I have accidentally stepped on Lego
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: more time than I would like to recount. Uh, And boy,
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: that shit sucks. Sucks. Just it's like their medieval torture devices.
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: Impressive how much they heard. So Aggie takes an early
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: point lead, can catch up sebe here is the next category.
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: But Augie's gonna go first this time. Desk calendars. What
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: about desk calendars like fund like like a little like
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: squarish thing. You peel a paper off every day. It
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: usually ones or facts or or trivia or whatever. There's
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: there's a million different kinds. What about those desk calendars
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: irritates you? And we're starting with Augie?
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: Hmmm, what about those irritate me? Well, you see, Aaron,
• 55:59
  Speaker 3: I've never really truly experienced the dusk calender of that
• 56:02
  Speaker 3: calendar caliber of my own before, but I can only
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: imagine the amount of frustration that has to probably come
• 56:10
  Speaker 3: to putting to back together at the end of the year.
• 56:13
  Speaker 3: Like at the end of the year, right, you got
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: three hundred and sixty five days? Is it like three
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: hundred and sixty five pick up? Like what's going on here?
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Otherwise that's being wasteful.
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, then you have to buy a new one
• 56:29
  Speaker 3: and do it all like to have it planned like
• 56:32
  Speaker 3: an advent calendar. When you break it open, it's like.
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: It's like mine, it's fucking wasteful as.
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: Fuck TV what about h.
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: That's the only thing that really bothered me about those ones.
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: I like them other than that well, and the fact
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: that you know what, no, you know what I fucking
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: hate about them. There's no bfy tw fucking desk camp.
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: Then that's fucking irritating. We can have like a fucking
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: trivia question on each one, or like your block and
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: you get to pull it off and it gives you
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: answer on the back, or some ship that was really
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: cool that actually fuck well, yeah, write that down because
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: that would be fucking neat to have.
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: That would be very cool. Yeah, honestly, don't making a
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: goal for twenty twenty six.
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like different months, could be a.
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: Calendar, or it can be a funny thing that one
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: or either of us said in response to something.
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: Like, yeah, they don't want to be games for every
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: one of them.
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it could be just a mix of the great
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: stuff that we do stuff.
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah yeah, dude, fuck yuys, we need this all right.
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: I was genuinely going to go with because they are
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: wasteful and that is a problem. Like it's literally just
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: you're throwing away like a like a package of paper
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: based over the course of a year, and it's not necessary.
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: You know, my my computer has a calendar, my phone
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: has a calendar.
• 57:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I say Honestly, why do I carp a calendar?
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: I don't even need a paper calendar anymore. But having
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: said that, like Stevie really won me over, Like, why
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: isn't there a b fy tw desk calendar? That would
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: be so cool?
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: The people need to get on that.
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: I'm absolutely I was gonna go with Augie, but I'm
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: absolutely gonna throw the lack of a b fy tw
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: dust calendar came to the dumpster fire because.
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: We need that.
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: That would be a new thing. Like genuinely, it would
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: be wasteful as fuck like all the others, but it
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: would be It would be cool to put that together
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: and I would enjoy doing.
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: We could sell it and donate the fucking stuff that,
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: like Jorges name to charity. Oh, that'd be cool in
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: his name, it's.
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: Like an environmental charity to make up for the damage.
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: It would be also like we plant trees in his name.
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: We're destroyed. Actually, at least that way they're getting planted,
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: we know.
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, anyway, it's a funny idea and I'm I'm interested
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: in exploring.
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: But let's move on.
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: So that's one point a piece. We're gonna go on
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: to our third category, which is Spider Man, Stevie, what
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: about Spider Man? Would you throw into a dumpster fire?
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: Pick a fucking universe, sir, Big a goddamn spider Man,
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: thig a goddamn Beater Barger, and pick a fucking road.
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: Christ that'slastic only ship. I kind of love that. I
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: assume that's the hand of your fits fu.
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it.
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: That's it, when you've got control of yourself. What follow that?
• 59:24
  Speaker 3: I have no idea your own universe?
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: Is there? Is there something about Spider Man that you
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: absolutely did irritates you.
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 59:33
  Speaker 3: The fact that he's got like two spinners essentially, like
• 59:36
  Speaker 3: one on each arm, when most spiders only have one,
• 59:39
  Speaker 3: and like the fact that he doesn't shoot it out
• 59:41
  Speaker 3: of his ass makes more sense. He's not Spider Man.
• 59:46
  Speaker 3: He's just that's some guy that can throw goop from
• 59:48
  Speaker 3: his hands.
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: Okay, he's like a flightless fly.
• 59:56
  Speaker 3: Wall still are all on the walks Man.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 2: He's my choices are. Spider Man is not biologically accurate.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: Spider Man has too many universes, and he's stay in
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: his and he's staying his plate. This is this is
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: hard because I genuinely don't don't dislike the the the
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: crazy universes that Spider Man's in.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: There's too many Spider Man.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: I don't object to that because it gave us the
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: great what was it, the Spider Man The Way Home,
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: the one where all of them show up. Yeah, it's
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: very good from looks, and it was good anyway.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: It was good.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: But and the biologically accurate thing is not important either, Like.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: It would be good for one movie.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: I mean Jesus, it was like.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: All right, I'm done seeing over something.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 2: It's one of one of the universe is not Spider Man. Instead,
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: it's man Spider and he literally it's it's it's a
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: spider but it has a human head and his front
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 2: two arms or human arms. The rest of him is
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: all spider. He has one webshooter comes out of his ass.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: He's always got to sit above people before.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 3: See that upside down Mary Jane.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: God, no, I really don't want to see that one. No,
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: creepy as fuck.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna throw the universes thing into the dumpster fire.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: It seems it's a tough call because I don't genuinely
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: don't want a biologically biologically accurate Spider Man.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: But honestly, man if that's what you want.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: That's what you want. Honestly, I kind of understand what
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: you mean. So I'm gonna take the universe's things throw
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: it out. That gives the point to Stevie. Stevie's up
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 2: two to one, but Aggie can still win. Here is
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: our fourth topic. It is professional wrestling, gentlemen, and we're
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: starting with Augie this time. What about professional wrestling? Would
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 2: you throw into a dumpster fire?
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: The chair.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: A little bit?
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 3: Well, I was kind of like, I'm like trying to
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 3: think of like what would I throw out? I'm like, well,
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 3: I like it all. The whole thing is just theater.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 3: It's not real so quote unquote not so.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: What exactly makes real money? What exactly are you throwing into.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 3: I'm throwing out the fact that it was all about
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 3: making the money, not about actually enjoying the show.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: Okay, I guess fair, I allow it. Stevie, what about
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: professional wrestling? Would you throw a new dumpster fire?
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: Here's my thing. I like wrestling.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 3: I have.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: I've been out of her for years. Luckily our buddy
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: from BS has got meet back into it a little bit,
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: so I can't even say it's like even the heels
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: and stuff because you need that, you need that dynamic.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: And I can't even say like the business aspect, but
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: what I can say, and it's really frustrating, is that
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: they put so much behind all these all the talent,
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: all the people that are performing and whatnot, and they
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: refuse to give them any health insurance. They refuse to
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: cover them for any medical things that happen while they're
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: making you millions and millions of dollars every night, filling
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: up every one of these fucking goddamn buildings and shit,
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: with all these fans spending hundreds of dollars on your shit,
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: and you can't even fucking afford to like take care
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: of them when they're hurting. Shit. I remember fucking watching
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: that fucking documentary back in the day, and it fucking
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: pissed me off to no fucking end. They need like
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: real fucking shit where they don't have to pay into it. Man,
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: So I say, bullshit healthcare for them considering all the
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: money they pull in.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, that's fair. So in this case, I pretty
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: much have to go with Stevie on this because I
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: don't I don't know that that's true. I think they
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 2: put a lot of effort into making sure it's a
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: good show that people enjoy. And I don't just mean
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: like the the wrestlers, who obviously are doing their best
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: to give a good show, but I think even like
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: the people who are like writing the storylines and like
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: trying to come up with interesting things to do with
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 2: these characters are genuinely trying to come up with things
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: that people will react to and that they will either
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: enjoy or hate. But they'll they'll be cooked in, they'll
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: be engaged by it, and they want to keep coming back.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: It's true that they are about all about money in
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: the end. That comes down very unfortunately too. What would
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: have been the instant win answer, which would have been
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: vincent Linda McMahon, I will yeah, I would throw them
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 2: both into it. Honestly, The the the the the WWE
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: has notably gotten much more.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 3: Uh.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I want to say welcoming, and at
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 2: the same time, I don't know if I don't know
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 2: if they've made steps towards improving their health insurance situation
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 2: and things like that. But I know since Triple H
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 2: took over, it has gotten better, which is good, and
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 2: it's also gotten higher ratings, which is also good. So
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: you know, it's it's proving that he is doing a
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: good job.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: And got booed like hardcore like two nights ago. Yeah,
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: let's go on Monday night.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 3: Roll like.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: He came out and just like fucking.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: And I heard he was upset by it, but everyone
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: at the w W was like, we roll with it, man,
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: this is what makes great heels with it. So you
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 2: know this is the thing. You know, you don't It
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 2: doesn't matter whether people cheer or whether they boo. You
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: just want a reaction. The only thing you don't want
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 2: is for the audience to go silent. If they go silent,
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 2: you are fucking wrestling.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: You come out, I come out.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 2: I can't remember the name of the Shaker or whatever.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 2: The dude's name was, Shocker, the shock Master, the shock Master,
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 2: the guy in the sparkly fucking structure helmet came busting
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 2: through a tour and fell his introduction and lost his
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 2: maskt to pick up.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 5: Back on.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 2: Just the complete the whack of response. There's some laughter, obviously,
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 2: but nobody gave a ship about Okay, so that is
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 2: three points to see me, which means he has one
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 2: dumpster fire and wins three points. However, we have a tie,
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: and we have one dumpster fire category left, so we're
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 2: gonna break that tie by playing the category again to
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 2: leave it to you. Do you want to go first
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: on this last one or do you want to let
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 2: Steebee go first. Steve, You're gonna go first. The last category,
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 2: as always, is a wild anything difficult, anything that irritates you.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 2: You just can't pick something that we've already done as
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 2: a wild card.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: And that's trying to think fuck it up either.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so Stevie, you're gonna go first. Pick something anything
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 2: that irritates you and should be thrown into a dumpster fire.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: The lack of true adult playtime. And I don't mean
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: that in like a sexual way or anything like that. Intimately,
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: I mean like, why is there not time set aside
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: for adults to get together with their friends and just
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: enjoy and have fun. Like I know you have to
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: make time for shit like that, but like England has
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: fucking tea time, and shit, why can't we fucking have
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: something set aside like once a week or like, hey,
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: we put two hours aside, Like it's totally acceptable for
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: adults to go out and just do some ship, to
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: have some fucking enjoyment in their lives before going back
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: to that stupid ass nine to five and ship.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 2: I mean I genuinely thought those were called weekends.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but some people don't have those. They don't have weekends, yeah,
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: because some work two jobs. And ship like you gotta think, man, like,
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: we're a bad spot. Like some don't have this ship
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: at all and it's fucked up. They have no outlet
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: and it's sad, and everybody should have an outlet. So
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: I think that like the fact that we don't have
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: some ship like.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: That, some governments, government mandated fun, mandatory fun.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: It's like the military ship.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 2: Weird out comes on your TV every Saturday at tom
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 2: Mandatory fun is like everybody gets together and have a
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: good time.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: It does a weird song just to intro it out.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 2: It should be kind of cool, styles it up. Okay.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 2: So the fact that there is no uh no, uh
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: what acceptable or or or accepted playtime.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: For adults to relax, it should be just that.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 2: Okay, I'll take that.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: We're trying to get there.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 2: I'll take that. OI. What have you got something something
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 2: irritates you that you wish could be thrown into a
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 2: dumpster fire?
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 3: You know?
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what, you know what?
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 3: You know what?
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 2: You know what irritates me, Aaron, No, what really.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 3: Really gets under my skin.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to learn that.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 3: The fact that there's no goddamn cream Land.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 2: God damn it, there really is was Cremolandland and it
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 2: is the name of a company that makes milk products.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, was it?
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 3: Yes, God damn, I've been looking in the wrong place
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 3: this whole Time've.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: Been looking at cream Land.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 2: That was a that was a previous one way.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 3: Or I was looking up the family friendly websites when
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 3: I should have been on the porn mobile.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 2: Oh wait, no, the other way, the other way around.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: But you know what, I'm also.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 3: And that's why I fucked up. I couldn't find it.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 2: So your your your choice is the fact that there
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 2: are there is no actual Creamoland sperm Bank. No, just
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: no an actual place that exists called cream Land.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: I'm about it, you Creamland.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm gonna have to throw that into the
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 2: as angry as I am about it, I'm gonna have
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 2: to throw that because I do kind of wish there
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: was a real creamo Land somewhere, and I feel like
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 2: adults have I mean, I know, not everybody in the
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: world has time or or the ability or even the
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 2: friends to get together and have fun. But I mean,
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 2: we just we make it happen. We make it happen
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 2: every week.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: But we're different.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 2: But we're not alone. You know, other people also have
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 2: the various kinds of adult play, game, board game nights,
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 2: bar hopping, winery hopping. You know, there's all sorts of
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 2: things that people do on their own to make that up.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 2: So I can't really throw that. I mean, I would
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 2: love for there to be.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: Heard it here.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 2: I would love if you had said, if you had
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 2: said that, the fact that there isn't a four hour,
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 2: four day work week in America is a fucking shame.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 2: I would have instantly picked that. I would have instantly
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: picked because, like I said, Friday is dead. Like there's
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: no point in there's no point in any of us
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 2: being in that office on Friday, right none. They're not
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 2: making any money, We're not. They're just giving us money
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 2: to sit there.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I mean.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 2: And it's every study across the world has shown that
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 2: it's much more productive, Uh, you have much better work
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 2: life balance, Like why the fuck not?
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: Honestly anyway, because they need that because the government.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 2: Because they need control, because they want that control, they
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  Speaker 2: want to have you there under their thumb.
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  Speaker 1: That's why, exactly.
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  Speaker 2: Regardless of the fact that it makes financial sense all
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  Speaker 2: sorts of other kind of sense to do it, and
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  Speaker 2: companies have even made more money by switching to a
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  Speaker 2: four day work week, and these idiots are still like, no,
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  Speaker 2: you know, so anyway, I'm getting angry. Now what do
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  Speaker 2: I want to rich?
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  Speaker 1: People just gone gone.
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  Speaker 2: Except the good ones. The good ones can stay. The
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  Speaker 2: ones who support us can stay.
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  Speaker 3: Specific money, I'll sell out for a nickel.
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  Speaker 1: It motherfuckers, sell out for a nickel, or at least
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  Speaker 1: for so you can get a copy of his book,
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  Speaker 1: Thing the.
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  Speaker 2: World Can Burn.
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  Speaker 3: Just pay me.
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  Speaker 2: I am kidding, of course, kid about all things. We're
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  Speaker 2: just having fun here. It's a good game. But Augie
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  Speaker 2: does take the win. Congratulations, took the tie breaker, wins
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  Speaker 2: four points to three. Congratulations, well done. Yeah all right,
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  Speaker 2: Well the audience doesn't give a ship fair enough. I
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  Speaker 2: think the audience button is broken.
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  Speaker 3: I think I clicked it and it didn't do anything.
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  Speaker 3: So yeah, I think you're.
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  Speaker 2: Right, Dickle. All right, so before we go before we
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  Speaker 2: go out, we should probably make sure that the sun
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  Speaker 2: board is working, so maybe to a point or something
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  Speaker 2: like that, you're a little delayed, but they're there. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Cool.
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  Speaker 3: So they got into the cocaine, you.
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  Speaker 1: Lock it the fuck up.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I mean. That's so damn impressive this episode
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