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- 5:13Speaker 1: in her own right, Mary Tudor, Mary the First, also
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- 5:54Speaker 1: shall we. On the eighteenth of February fifteen sixteen at
- 5:58Speaker 1: the Palace of Palencia in Greenwich, England, and Mary Tudor
- 6:01Speaker 1: was born to King Henry the Eighth and Queen Katherine,
- 6:06Speaker 1: the King and Queen of England. Anyone who's been slightly
- 6:09Speaker 1: aware of Tudor history would know that Catherine later became
- 6:13Speaker 1: known as Catherine of Aragone. Now fun fact, the reason
- 6:17Speaker 1: she's called that was to demote her title. Now Mary
- 6:20Speaker 1: would now be known as like a rainbow Baby. Effectively,
- 6:24Speaker 1: I would cover this before, but pretial care in Tudor,
- 6:28Speaker 1: England was kind of fucked up, to be honest, bit
- 6:31Speaker 1: dodgy by the way, bit dodgy. There was like, hey,
- 6:34Speaker 1: eat these really really rich foods and sit in this darkened,
- 6:38Speaker 1: stuffy room for months, like okay, no exercise or fresh
- 6:42Speaker 1: air for you, bitches. So Mary is the only child
- 6:47Speaker 1: between Henry and Catherine that survives infancy. So before Mary
- 6:52Speaker 1: was born, the four previous pregnancies they had resulted in
- 6:57Speaker 1: a stillborn daughter, two stillborn sons, and one son Henry,
- 7:01Speaker 1: the Duke of Cornwall, who only lived a couple weeks.
- 7:05Speaker 1: So at this point Henry and Catherine they're like super
- 7:10Speaker 1: into Catholicism. They're like, woo, Christianity is awesome. Like they
- 7:16Speaker 1: had their own private chapel and they would pray like
- 7:19Speaker 1: several times a day. It was a big thing. Three
- 7:22Speaker 1: days after she's born, Mary gets baptized at the Church
- 7:25Speaker 1: of the Observant Friars in Greenwich. Her godparents. She's got
- 7:30Speaker 1: one godfather and two godmothers. So there is Lord Chancellor
- 7:34Speaker 1: Thomas Wolsey, then Catherine of York, Countess of Devon, and
- 7:38Speaker 1: Agnes Howard Duchess of Norfolk. So because of her mum,
- 7:42Speaker 1: Mary was raised in a very similar way. She was educated,
- 7:46Speaker 1: she was more so than most women of the time.
- 7:50Speaker 1: So Mary she learns French, Spanish, Greek, she can read
- 7:54Speaker 1: to andrite Latin. She studies music and dance. So one
- 7:59Speaker 1: of the things she is she learns to play the virginals,
- 8:02Speaker 1: which is like which is basically a type of HAPs accord.
- 8:06Speaker 1: So like, when she's like four and a half nearly five,
- 8:10Speaker 1: a French delegation comes to visit and she, you know,
- 8:13Speaker 1: performs for them. I mean, how good can a four
- 8:16Speaker 1: and a half year old be on a halps accord? Really,
- 8:18Speaker 1: my kid tries to, like my five year old tries
- 8:21Speaker 1: to play a piano, and I'm aware of what that
- 8:23Speaker 1: sounds like. I guess that a French delicate would not
- 8:26Speaker 1: want to insult the king's daughter, especially a king who's
- 8:29Speaker 1: known for just slaughtering anyone who annoys him. So while
- 8:34Speaker 1: she's younger, Henry the eighth really dotes on her. He
- 8:38Speaker 1: so it seems like at the beginning Henry really cared
- 8:42Speaker 1: for Mary, but clearly somewhere along the lines, once he
- 8:46Speaker 1: realized she was his only legitimate air that love waned somewhat,
- 8:52Speaker 1: so by the time she's nine, Mary is sent to
- 8:56Speaker 1: basically the border of Wales. She gets Ludlow Cast, and
- 9:00Speaker 1: she gets her own court in Ludlow Castle and a
- 9:03Speaker 1: bunch of stuff that's normally reserved for the Prince of Wales,
- 9:08Speaker 1: like to the point where people actually refer to her
- 9:11Speaker 1: as the Princess of Wales, even though she doesn't have
- 9:13Speaker 1: the visual title. So like, Over the next three years,
- 9:15Speaker 1: she's still a regular visitor at you know, Henry's court,
- 9:19Speaker 1: but she's still mainly residing in Ludlow. Eventually she returns
- 9:25Speaker 1: like permanently to the Home Counties around fifteen twenty eighth.
- 9:31Speaker 1: For those of you who don't know, the Home Counties
- 9:33Speaker 1: are these counties that surround London. It's not an exact location,
- 9:40Speaker 1: it's more of a general consideration, so effectively, Buckinghamshire, Surrey, Berkshire, Essex,
- 9:47Speaker 1: Kent and Hertfordshire and sometimes like Bedfordshire, Cambridgeshire, Hampshire, Oxfordshire
- 9:54Speaker 1: and Sussex are included. But it's kind of yea n
- 9:59Speaker 1: and so Mary, like quite a lot of princesses, She's
- 10:04Speaker 1: betrothed quite a bit. The thing about royals is there's
- 10:09Speaker 1: this whole thing about diplomatic relations and building dynasties and
- 10:14Speaker 1: all that fucking nonsense. So when she's like two two
- 10:19Speaker 1: years old, she's like pre engaged to the Dauphin of France,
- 10:24Speaker 1: and then that's like, you know, pushed to the side,
- 10:27Speaker 1: and she gets engaged to her cousin, the Emperor Charles
- 10:30Speaker 1: the fifth, I think is the head of the Holy
- 10:33Speaker 1: Roman Empire. He's like sixteen years older than her, which
- 10:36Speaker 1: is creepy and weird, but that again goes by the wayside.
- 10:41Speaker 1: So yeah, so wolf like Henry, they're working on this
- 10:43Speaker 1: bloody alliance with France and they basically put together this
- 10:47Speaker 1: marriage contract. It says Mary would marry either King franz
- 10:52Speaker 1: Is the First or his second son, the Duke of Orleans.
- 10:56Speaker 1: But like, they end up with an alliance anyway. So
- 10:59Speaker 1: again I guess ripped up and thrown away. And then
- 11:02Speaker 1: they thought, you know, closer to home. They were trying
- 11:05Speaker 1: to arrange for her to marry her cousin, James the
- 11:08Speaker 1: fifth of Scotland. But what did she look like, I
- 11:13Speaker 1: hear you ask, because sure so Mary is referred to
- 11:18Speaker 1: as an I swear to God she is referred to
- 11:21Speaker 1: as a pretty well proportioned young lady with a fine
- 11:26Speaker 1: complexion who can ask for anything further than that. So,
- 11:30Speaker 1: by all accounts, she looks like a cross between her parents.
- 11:33Speaker 1: She has strawberry blonde hair, pale blue eyes, and ruddy cheeks.
- 11:39Speaker 1: So the ruddy cheeks are definitely from Henry and he's ginger,
- 11:43Speaker 1: but Cabin of Arragon was also strawberry blonde, so she
- 11:46Speaker 1: looks like them. So, because Henry the eight, you know,
- 11:50Speaker 1: decides to parade his white pudding all over England and
- 11:53Speaker 1: probably a little bit of France as well, he's got
- 11:56Speaker 1: at least one illegitimate sudden we know of, because he
- 11:59Speaker 1: granted him titles and all this orshed, and he's got
- 12:03Speaker 1: Ane Boleyn shacked up in the castle. So during this time,
- 12:08Speaker 1: the marriage between Catherine of Aragon and Henry the eighth
- 12:11Speaker 1: is tumultuous at best. At this point, he's already doing
- 12:16Speaker 1: this thing with Ane Berleyn. Henry the absolute golober Mount
- 12:19Speaker 1: is trying to marry amberley In, and in order to
- 12:22Speaker 1: do that, he wants to annul his marriage to Katherin
- 12:24Speaker 1: of Aragon, so, you know, in order to divorce Catherine,
- 12:28Speaker 1: he has to break from the Catholic Church. So he
- 12:30Speaker 1: does all that stuff, and Mary gets deemed illegitimate. And
- 12:36Speaker 1: to add insult to injury, because Kavin of Argon, who
- 12:40Speaker 1: is going through a fucking mental breakdown, is not allowed
- 12:44Speaker 1: to see her daughter. So when Mary is thirteen, her
- 12:48Speaker 1: mother is banished. She has been deemed illegitimate. And so
- 12:54Speaker 1: when Mary's thirteen, she starts going through these like depressive states,
- 12:57Speaker 1: and she's got a regular period and a bunch of
- 13:01Speaker 1: other shit goes wrong. And because it's so long ago,
- 13:04Speaker 1: we don't know whether this is some kind of version
- 13:07Speaker 1: of PCOS or whether this situation is caused by just
- 13:11Speaker 1: like puberty in medieval England or fucking stress, because I
- 13:17Speaker 1: definitely feel stress has you know, some part to play
- 13:20Speaker 1: in this. Because you're thirteen years old, You're going through
- 13:23Speaker 1: Pubert egg, all those hormones going on. Your parents are
- 13:27Speaker 1: getting divorced, not just divorced, your father is actively campaigning
- 13:32Speaker 1: for God's representative on earth to deem that you are
- 13:37Speaker 1: not legitimately his. Your mother has been banished. You are
- 13:41Speaker 1: not allowed to visit her or communicate with her. The
- 13:45Speaker 1: entire religion, the very core of your faith that you
- 13:49Speaker 1: have been raised in is being turned on its head.
- 13:53Speaker 1: You know, it's just it's it's not good. It's not easy.
- 13:56Speaker 1: I mean having a stepmom is tough at the best
- 13:58Speaker 1: of times. But like Jesus, but yeah fit. By the
- 14:05Speaker 1: time she's fifteen, Henry Mary's ane Boleyn, the Archbishop of
- 14:09Speaker 1: Canterbury formally declares that the marriage between Catherine and Henry
- 14:13Speaker 1: is void and the marriage to Anne is valid. And
- 14:17Speaker 1: the Archbishop of Canterbury formally declares that the marriage between
- 14:22Speaker 1: Catherine and Henry is null and void and that the
- 14:26Speaker 1: marriage to Anne is valid. Henry states that he is
- 14:30Speaker 1: now the Supreme Head of the Church of England and
- 14:33Speaker 1: tells the Pope to fuck off. So naturally, Catherine loses
- 14:37Speaker 1: her title and gets demoted back to Dowager Princess of Wales,
- 14:41Speaker 1: which was like her title before before she married Henry
- 14:44Speaker 1: and Mary. Mary gets declared illegitimate, so instead of being
- 14:50Speaker 1: Princess Mary, she's now known as the Lady Mary. She
- 14:55Speaker 1: gets knocked out of the line of succession and her
- 14:58Speaker 1: half sister Elizabeth takes her place. Mary loses her household
- 15:03Speaker 1: or her servants, so she loses her title, her servants,
- 15:08Speaker 1: her parents, her place in the line of succession, and
- 15:12Speaker 1: she is forced to join the household and basically serve
- 15:18Speaker 1: her half sister. So now on top of everything else
- 15:22Speaker 1: that's happened, she is being forced to be a servant
- 15:26Speaker 1: to the very person I mean, granted it's not the
- 15:28Speaker 1: baby's fault, has happened by her replacement, Like that's going
- 15:32Speaker 1: to suck. So being the strong, world determined, fucking firecracker
- 15:38Speaker 1: that she is in a completely baller move, Mary is
- 15:41Speaker 1: just like, fuck this for a game of soldiers. I'm
- 15:44Speaker 1: not calling you queen, and I'm not calling her the princess.
- 15:47Speaker 1: She's looking that no, which really pisses Henry off because
- 15:51Speaker 1: he fucking hates being defied in any way. Like, as
- 15:58Speaker 1: far as he's concerned, his word is gone. God, you
- 16:00Speaker 1: do as he says, you have to agree with him
- 16:03Speaker 1: all the time. So being part of Elizabeth's household is
- 16:07Speaker 1: kind of like being in an open prison. And like
- 16:10Speaker 1: the strain of everything, Mary is just ill. So like
- 16:14Speaker 1: during this time, Mary is really fucking ill, and the
- 16:18Speaker 1: Royal physician basically says it's because of her ill treatment.
- 16:22Speaker 1: So because she's treated like shit, that's why she's ill.
- 16:25Speaker 1: He's basically saying, yeah, you did this, you made her sick. Henry,
- 16:29Speaker 1: by the way, this is your fault, you know, in
- 16:32Speaker 1: not so many words, and effectively, over the next three years,
- 16:37Speaker 1: Mary and Henry just don't speak to each other. They
- 16:40Speaker 1: just don't talk up until the point where Catherine of
- 16:44Speaker 1: Aragon is on her deathbed and Mary pleads and begs
- 16:48Speaker 1: to go see her mother and Henry Flyty refuses because
- 16:51Speaker 1: he's a cunt. And when Catherine dies in fifteen thirty six,
- 16:57Speaker 1: Mary is understandably inconsolable. She wasn't even allowed to attend
- 17:03Speaker 1: the funeral of her own mother. Frankly, I'm surprighted she
- 17:06Speaker 1: was as calm as she was. So yeah, later on
- 17:10Speaker 1: that very year, am Bleyn gets executed. Henry's like, m
- 17:15Speaker 1: done now bye bye. So Elizabeth, like Mary, is declared illegitimate.
- 17:20Speaker 1: She loses her place in the line of succession. And
- 17:24Speaker 1: Elizabeth kind of gets to the short end of this
- 17:25Speaker 1: tick here because basically she's deeemed double illegitimate because Henry
- 17:31Speaker 1: marries Jane Seymour, who was a lady awaiting to Kathain
- 17:33Speaker 1: of Arka, and it was like absolutely adored her, so
- 17:37Speaker 1: you know, so she tries to get Henry to make
- 17:41Speaker 1: peace with Mary, but not Elizabeth. She doesn't give a
- 17:43Speaker 1: fuck about Elizabeth. So Henry, you know, is convinced by
- 17:48Speaker 1: Jane to make peace with his daughter, just one of them, obviously,
- 17:52Speaker 1: but naturally, he has a list of demands. First of all,
- 17:56Speaker 1: she has to recognize him as the head of the
- 17:59Speaker 1: Church of England and basically renounce papal authority, so effectively,
- 18:05Speaker 1: she has to accept that Henry is closer to God
- 18:07Speaker 1: than the fucking Pope. But okay, not only that, she
- 18:11Speaker 1: has to openly acknowledge that the marriage between her mom
- 18:16Speaker 1: and dad was a lawful and that she is illegitimate. Initially,
- 18:21Speaker 1: she's like, sure, I'll submit to your authority as far
- 18:26Speaker 1: as God and my conscious permit. But in the end
- 18:30Speaker 1: she gets bullied into signing this fucking document agreeing to
- 18:35Speaker 1: all of Henry's bullshit demands. So she does get some
- 18:39Speaker 1: of her privileges back. She's still the lady Mary, She's
- 18:42Speaker 1: still illegitimate, but she's got like a household. She gets
- 18:45Speaker 1: a lead privy part so she's got some money coming
- 18:47Speaker 1: in and she resumes her place at court. So the
- 18:52Speaker 1: next year, Jane dies after giving birth to Prince Edward,
- 18:57Speaker 1: the only legitimate son of Henry the eighth. So by
- 19:02Speaker 1: the time Jane Seymour dies, Mary has definitely managed to
- 19:06Speaker 1: curtail herself a wee bit, so she's not being as
- 19:10Speaker 1: overt and opinionated at least, you know, openly, because she
- 19:17Speaker 1: is elevated to the point where she's made godmother to
- 19:21Speaker 1: Edward and she acts as the chief mourner at Jane
- 19:26Speaker 1: Seymore's funeral. So even though she's technically illegitimate at this point,
- 19:34Speaker 1: you know, she's still the king's daughter and as such
- 19:37Speaker 1: she's still a decent match. So Duke Philiper Bavaria, he's
- 19:41Speaker 1: trying to like get her hand in marriage, but he's
- 19:44Speaker 1: Lutheran and she's like, nope, no, thank you by now.
- 19:48Speaker 1: And here's the interesting part. So England's trying to have
- 19:52Speaker 1: this alliance with the Duchy of Cleaves and they're thinking
- 19:56Speaker 1: Mary and the Duke of Claves they're the same age,
- 20:00Speaker 1: so they know they try and work something out with them,
- 20:02Speaker 1: but instead they're like, hey, he's got two sisters, and
- 20:08Speaker 1: one of whom is Anne Anne of Claves, and they're like,
- 20:12Speaker 1: you know what this will do? Instead, and so Henry,
- 20:16Speaker 1: Mary's Anne of Claves. So now Mary's on stepmother number three,
- 20:21Speaker 1: and she actually really gets on with Anne and really
- 20:24Speaker 1: and if you look at the story of Anne of
- 20:26Speaker 1: Claves and how she survived, you can really see that
- 20:30Speaker 1: Mary and Elizabeth really learned from her as a person.
- 20:35Speaker 4: So, yeah, Anne and Henry, their marriage is anulled, and
- 20:41Speaker 4: Henry marries Catherine Howard, stepmother and number four.
- 20:46Speaker 1: So when Henry marries stepmother number four, Catherine Howard, who
- 20:50Speaker 1: is younger than Mary, she's not too pleased. She doesn't
- 20:54Speaker 1: like her, she finds her frivolous and stupid, and she's
- 20:56Speaker 1: just not into it. So after Catherine park do get
- 20:59Speaker 1: the it's the Royal Christmas Festivities and Henry is without
- 21:03Speaker 1: a wife, so Mary gets called in and has to
- 21:07Speaker 1: act as the hostess, effectively for the Christmas festivities. No marriages,
- 21:13Speaker 1: no consort. Mary basically does the women's part in axe
- 21:18Speaker 1: of a hostess. But by fifteen forty three, stepmother number five,
- 21:23Speaker 1: Catherine Parr, convinces Henry to bring the family together so
- 21:30Speaker 1: to reconcile properly with both of his daughters, and both
- 21:33Speaker 1: Mary and Elizabeth are added to the line of succession
- 21:37Speaker 1: after Edward, so they've got their their spots back effectively.
- 21:42Speaker 1: So Henry dies eventually, So Henry the Eighth dies in
- 21:46Speaker 1: fifteen forty seven and is succeeded by his son Edward.
- 21:49Speaker 1: Now Edward is still a kid, so he's got this
- 21:54Speaker 1: counsel who basically a ro the show, and Edward no
- 21:58Speaker 1: offense with a little fucking shit. So the country is
- 22:03Speaker 1: basically ruled by Protestants and Mary is really really Catholic,
- 22:07Speaker 1: and her practicing her own religion basically becomes illegal. And
- 22:13Speaker 1: for most of Edward's reign, Mary basically stayed in her
- 22:16Speaker 1: own estates and didn't attend court. There was like plans
- 22:21Speaker 1: to smuggle her out of England for her own safety,
- 22:23Speaker 1: but they didn't come to anything. And at Christmas of
- 22:28Speaker 1: fifteen fifty, Elizabeth and Mary they're invited to you know,
- 22:33Speaker 1: reunite with their brother who's thirteen, and he publicly embarrasses
- 22:39Speaker 1: her in front of everyone because she refuses to denounce Catholicism,
- 22:43Speaker 1: and it gets to the point that both Mary and
- 22:48Speaker 1: Edward end up sobbing in front of everybody. Okay, no
- 22:55Speaker 1: matter what happens throughout Edward's reign, Mary refuses to give
- 23:01Speaker 1: in to his demands. She's like, no, no, thank you,
- 23:05Speaker 1: I'm fine. Three years later, Edward the sixth dies, maybe
- 23:11Speaker 1: from tuberculoss, We're not entirely sure, but being a staunch
- 23:16Speaker 1: Protestant and a stubborn teenager, he really didn't want Mary
- 23:21Speaker 1: to be the next queen, so he decides to contradict
- 23:23Speaker 1: the active succession and named Lady Jane Gray as his successor. So,
- 23:30Speaker 1: before King Edward's death is you know, made public, John
- 23:34Speaker 1: Dudley secures control of the tower and the Royal Artillery
- 23:38Speaker 1: and so he basically has the Royal Artillery and all
- 23:42Speaker 1: the money at his disposal, so he feels like he's
- 23:44Speaker 1: secured London and Lady Jane gets declared queen. Unfortunately for
- 23:51Speaker 1: Lady Jane and Dudley, Mary gets tipped off that Edward
- 23:54Speaker 1: was you know, on his deathbed and she fucking rushes
- 23:58Speaker 1: across East Anglia. She gets to Suffolk and raises her
- 24:02Speaker 1: standard and rallies the gentry and all the people to
- 24:06Speaker 1: her cause. So basically the area where Mary was at
- 24:10Speaker 1: was full of Dudley's enemies because he'd quashed like a
- 24:14Speaker 1: rebellion there like beforehand, so she has this fucking militia
- 24:18Speaker 1: and she orchestrates a fucking coup. So on the tenth
- 24:24Speaker 1: of July fifteen fifty three, Lady Jane gets proclaimed queen,
- 24:28Speaker 1: and on that same day Mary's letter to the Privy
- 24:32Speaker 1: Council arrives basically with orders for her proclamation as Edward's successor.
- 24:38Speaker 1: So by the nineteenth of July, so nine days later,
- 24:41Speaker 1: Jane is deposed. The support for her has completely collapsed,
- 24:45Speaker 1: and her and her dad there in prison in the
- 24:47Speaker 1: Terror of London. So Mary rides into London on the
- 24:51Speaker 1: third of August with just like a fuck ton of support.
- 24:55Speaker 1: But she doesn't arrive alone. She's accompanied by Elizabeth and
- 24:59Speaker 1: a pretty session of over eight hundred nobles and gentry
- 25:07Speaker 1: Mary Tudor led the only successful revolt against central government
- 25:11Speaker 1: in sixteenth century England. Like they were consistently revolting, you know,
- 25:16Speaker 1: there was rebellions and revolts, they were happening all over
- 25:18Speaker 1: the shop. But Mary is the only one to have succeeded.
- 25:23Speaker 1: So there's a coup because obviously Lady Jingray has taken
- 25:26Speaker 1: the throne, and she mounts and mobilize as a countercoup,
- 25:31Speaker 1: manages to elude, capture and fucking wins like Husza. She
- 25:37Speaker 1: definitely took some lessons from from Anne of Cleves because
- 25:41Speaker 1: she didn't really she wasn't like aggressively Catholic, unlike you
- 25:45Speaker 1: know some people on the internet. She managed to secure
- 25:48Speaker 1: both Catholic and Protestant support, which is no mean feat,
- 25:52Speaker 1: especially in this day and age when like your religion
- 25:55Speaker 1: mattered more than your race, ethnicity, or nationality. So Mary's
- 26:03Speaker 1: accession to the throne changes everything when it comes to monarchy.
- 26:09Speaker 1: Because every law, every writing, every act, the image, the expectations,
- 26:16Speaker 1: all of it are male. Everything's male dominant. It's very patriarchal,
- 26:21Speaker 1: it just is. So when she comes on, the Parliament
- 26:25Speaker 1: has to pass the Act for Regal Power, which effectively
- 26:29Speaker 1: states that Queen's hold as much power as their male
- 26:33Speaker 1: predecessor would, thus allowing the crown to be sort of genderless,
- 26:39Speaker 1: you know. So Mary's coronation, she does the full regalia,
- 26:43Speaker 1: the same thing the kings had before her. She goes
- 26:46Speaker 1: all out and how it accompanies her to her coronation
- 26:50Speaker 1: out of fucking claims, yes love, out of claves here
- 26:53Speaker 1: where Cleaves stands in this house? So yep, So Mary
- 26:58Speaker 1: she's on the throne, she's got the so she's in
- 27:01Speaker 1: her late verities at this point. She's she's on the throne,
- 27:04Speaker 1: she's got herself sordid. But there's one thing that she
- 27:08Speaker 1: hasn't done as a ruler, and that is continue the
- 27:11Speaker 1: line of succession. So she is supposed to produce an
- 27:14Speaker 1: air one way or the other. So she's like, shit,
- 27:17Speaker 1: I better get married then, and unfortunately, her marriage plans
- 27:22Speaker 1: spark an uprising. So Mary is betrothed to Prince Philip
- 27:27Speaker 1: of Spain and the wide rebellion is instigated. Basically, they're
- 27:32Speaker 1: trying to overthrow Mary because they're worried that it's gonna
- 27:35Speaker 1: bring like another Catholic Reformation to the country. And this
- 27:39Speaker 1: uprising definitely didn't have enough by Carb in it because
- 27:42Speaker 1: it's sunk. It landed flat on its face, and so
- 27:46Speaker 1: a hundred people involved in this are executed, including Lady
- 27:51Speaker 1: Jane Gray. Now, because effectively Lady Jane was under house arrest,
- 27:57Speaker 1: they were kind of keeping her, you know, close by
- 27:59Speaker 1: and the Hero London, which used to be the official
- 28:02Speaker 1: residence of the Queen by the way, but anyway, so
- 28:05Speaker 1: because her dad was involved in the uprising, they were
- 28:08Speaker 1: like fuck, so Mary had to get rid of he,
- 28:12Speaker 1: and so she got her head chopped off too. So
- 28:16Speaker 1: when it comes to Mary and Philip kissed, the way
- 28:18Speaker 1: things were in England, any titles or money or land
- 28:23Speaker 1: or anything that a woman owned, they became her husband's
- 28:27Speaker 1: when they got married. So they were worried that you know,
- 28:30Speaker 1: Spain would then own England effectively. So when they put
- 28:33Speaker 1: together Queen Mary's Marriage Act, Philip gets styled King of
- 28:36Speaker 1: England and all like official documents, gets both of their names.
- 28:41Speaker 1: The Parliament comes under joint authority, but only under Mary's lifetime,
- 28:46Speaker 1: like if she dies, he cast a buggerback off to Spain.
- 28:50Speaker 1: England didn't have to support you know, the King of
- 28:52Speaker 1: Spain in any war, and Philip could not act without
- 28:56Speaker 1: his wife's consent. Unlike most royal marriages, this was not
- 29:01Speaker 1: a marriage for love. It was a political and Philip
- 29:04Speaker 1: wasn't really happy of the terms, but they were like, no,
- 29:07Speaker 1: it's okay. So Edward Charles the Fifth he has to
- 29:11Speaker 1: elevate Philip to bring him up in rank for Mary,
- 29:14Speaker 1: so he gives him the Crown of Naples and the
- 29:16Speaker 1: claim to the Kingdom of Jerusalem. So when they get married.
- 29:20Speaker 1: Mary is not only Queen of England, how what was
- 29:23Speaker 1: it something of Ireland, something of Ireland, and Queen of
- 29:28Speaker 1: Naples and Queen of Jerusalem. So they get married a
- 29:31Speaker 1: Winchester Cathedral on the fifth of July fifteen fifty four,
- 29:35Speaker 1: two days after they first meet. Philip couldn't speak any English,
- 29:39Speaker 1: so they basically speak this weird mishmash of Latin, French
- 29:44Speaker 1: and Spanish. A couple months later, Mary stops menstruating, she
- 29:49Speaker 1: gains weight, and she has this effectively phantom pregnancy. Everyone
- 29:55Speaker 1: is convinced she's pregnant, and as we've said before, her
- 30:00Speaker 1: preenial care and things like that aren't exactly top of
- 30:05Speaker 1: the range. So just in case Mary died in childbirth,
- 30:11Speaker 1: they the Parliament passes an act making Philip regent, you know,
- 30:16Speaker 1: just in case. In April of the next year, Elizabeth
- 30:19Speaker 1: who was thunder house arrest because they thought she was
- 30:21Speaker 1: involved in the Wyatt affair, but she wasn't that we
- 30:24Speaker 1: know of, and she keeps released because she's called to
- 30:27Speaker 1: court to be a witness to the birth because they
- 30:29Speaker 1: think it's going to happen soon, but nothing happens, and
- 30:33Speaker 1: then eventually her stomach proceeds again, and Mary is convinced
- 30:37Speaker 1: that this is her not being regnant is God's punishment
- 30:41Speaker 1: for her having tolerated heretics. So Philip leaves to command
- 30:45Speaker 1: armies and against France, and Mary is really upset he's gone,
- 30:51Speaker 1: like so over the course of her marriage, she's fallen
- 30:54Speaker 1: in love with him, and she's fucking heartbroken and depressed
- 30:57Speaker 1: that he's Gonelabeth. She ends up staying at court with
- 31:02Speaker 1: Mary until like October because she's back and she's back
- 31:05Speaker 1: in the fold, and Philip is really worried that the
- 31:10Speaker 1: next claimant of the English throne was the Queen of
- 31:14Speaker 1: Scott who was engaged to the Delflan of France. So
- 31:17Speaker 1: Philip's trying to convince Elizabeth to Mary's cousin, back to
- 31:22Speaker 1: you know, ruling and shit. In the month following her
- 31:25Speaker 1: accession to the throne, maybe issues a proclamation that she's
- 31:29Speaker 1: not going to force any of her subjects to follow
- 31:32Speaker 1: any religion. She does, however, in prison a bunch of
- 31:36Speaker 1: leading Protestant churchmen. Also. In addition, furthermore, her first parliament
- 31:42Speaker 1: declares her parents' marriage valid. She abolishes Edward's like really
- 31:46Speaker 1: ridiculous religious laws, and you know, church's doctrine gets restored
- 31:51Speaker 1: back to how it was in fifteen thirty nine. Now,
- 31:54Speaker 1: so when Mary takes the throne, she tries to reconnect
- 31:58Speaker 1: with the role. So maybe it works. At this deal
- 32:00Speaker 1: with Rome, they reconnect. Parliament repeals Henry's religious laws, the
- 32:04Speaker 1: English Church returns to Roman jurisdiction. There's concessions on both sides,
- 32:08Speaker 1: like the confiscated monastery lands don't get returned to the Church.
- 32:12Speaker 1: They remain in the hands of like the new influential owners, Mary,
- 32:16Speaker 1: the Pope, everybody. They approve the deal, and the heresy
- 32:20Speaker 1: Acts get revived when these come back. About eight hundred
- 32:24Speaker 1: rich Protestants get the fuck at a dodge, and those
- 32:27Speaker 1: who stayed and were you know, being very loud and
- 32:31Speaker 1: very public about their beliefs, they become targets of the
- 32:34Speaker 1: heresy lots. Long story short, she executes two hundred and
- 32:39Speaker 1: eighty three people, the majority of which we're burnt at
- 32:42Speaker 1: the stake. So the burning at the steak thing, it's
- 32:46Speaker 1: like really really unpopular at the time, and it kind
- 32:49Speaker 1: of sparks these anti Catholic and anti Spanish feelings because
- 32:54Speaker 1: they're blaming the foreign thing. But you know, after this
- 32:58Speaker 1: she doesn't really execute so much. Also, yes, Also in addition, furthermore,
- 33:04Speaker 1: Mary wasn't just the Queen of England, Naples and Jerusalem.
- 33:08Speaker 1: She was also known as the Queen of Ireland because
- 33:12Speaker 1: of the whole Shitter conquest, which was super fun. We
- 33:15Speaker 1: love a good plantation, It's not terrible for anybody. So
- 33:19Speaker 1: Mary wanted to continue her father's work in gaining control
- 33:24Speaker 1: of Ireland and so started the Leasian Awfully plantations. Effectively,
- 33:31Speaker 1: because Queen Mary, she wanted to extend English control beyond
- 33:35Speaker 1: the Pale. The Pale is like this area of Dublin,
- 33:40Speaker 1: which was basically under British Rome. Anyway, she decides to
- 33:47Speaker 1: confiscate land from the Irish and hand it over to
- 33:51Speaker 1: loyal English subjects. Now, not a great idea because the
- 33:55Speaker 1: first thing she does because she sends them to leash
- 33:58Speaker 1: and Awfully. I mean nobody wants to go to Awfully.
- 34:02Speaker 1: At the time, they were known as Queen's County in
- 34:04Speaker 1: King's County, and needless to say, this did not go
- 34:08Speaker 1: down well. First of all, the Queen's rule for the
- 34:12Speaker 1: colonizers was pretty much a disadvantage because they had to
- 34:17Speaker 1: arm themselves they weren't. They didn't have guards or and
- 34:22Speaker 1: they were not allowed to fraternize, employe or inter marry
- 34:27Speaker 1: the Irish people with the Irish people. Not really a
- 34:31Speaker 1: good way to set yourself off. Also, in addition, furthermore,
- 34:35Speaker 1: they had to abide by English laws and English customs.
- 34:40Speaker 1: The second issue with this is she didn't send over
- 34:43Speaker 1: enough planters. There were not enough people to colonize the area.
- 34:48Speaker 1: So the Moors and the O'Connors, the clans who had
- 34:51Speaker 1: already been raiding the pail, attacked the British planters so
- 34:57Speaker 1: much that more money was actually spent by the Crown
- 35:00Speaker 1: protecting the colonizers then was actually raised by them. So
- 35:05Speaker 1: all in all, not a super great plan. So in
- 35:09Speaker 1: fifteen fifty six, the Emperor, Mary's father in law, he abdicates,
- 35:14Speaker 1: Philip is declared King of Spain. So Philip he's in
- 35:19Speaker 1: Brussels and he's declared the king of Spain. Mary's in England,
- 35:24Speaker 1: and Philip is negotiating this, I want to say, like
- 35:27Speaker 1: wobbly truce. So basically they're organizing this tentative truce with
- 35:32Speaker 1: the French. But the very next month the French ambassador
- 35:37Speaker 1: is like implicated in this plot against Mary because there's
- 35:40Speaker 1: some dudes that are trying to assemble an invasion force
- 35:43Speaker 1: in France, and Philip wants to go to war with France,
- 35:47Speaker 1: and Mary wants to go to war with France, but
- 35:49Speaker 1: all her advisors are like, let's not. We really do
- 35:54Speaker 1: want that trade though, because that's important we need the money,
- 35:58Speaker 1: and they're like, fine, okay, whatever. But this all changes
- 36:03Speaker 1: when Thomas Stafford invades England and sees his Scarborough Castle
- 36:07Speaker 1: with French help. In this the fucking shitty attempt to
- 36:11Speaker 1: depose Mary, and this war starts. So this war is initiated,
- 36:16Speaker 1: and so you did this war with France. Basically the
- 36:19Speaker 1: Pope isn't too happy with England. The relationship with the
- 36:22Speaker 1: papacy is really fucking strained. During this war, France takes Calli,
- 36:27Speaker 1: and Calli is like the last remaining sort of foothold
- 36:30Speaker 1: that England had in Europe, Mainland Europe, and it wasn't
- 36:34Speaker 1: really help in England match. They basically had it for prestige,
- 36:37Speaker 1: but when the French took it it was a real
- 36:40Speaker 1: real blow to England. And apparently Mary said that when
- 36:44Speaker 1: I am dead and opened, you shall find Cali and
- 36:48Speaker 1: Philip lying in my heart, now, was that really said
- 36:51Speaker 1: him's to say? Philip visits Mary in fifteen fifty seven,
- 36:56Speaker 1: So after a visit from Philip, Mary has yet another pregnancy.
- 37:01Speaker 1: You know, she writes her will. She states that Philip
- 37:04Speaker 1: will be the regent until you know, the kid comes
- 37:08Speaker 1: of age, and they're waiting and waiting for this baby.
- 37:10Speaker 1: But again no baby comes and Mary has to come
- 37:12Speaker 1: to terms with the fact that her half sister is
- 37:15Speaker 1: her next lawful successor, so Elizabeth. So from May fifteen
- 37:20Speaker 1: fifty eight, Mary is really weak and ill, so ill
- 37:25Speaker 1: in fact that she's an excruciating pain now so they
- 37:28Speaker 1: think it was either uterine cancer or OVERI insists, but
- 37:34Speaker 1: there seems to be a few tuor women who have
- 37:37Speaker 1: this same sort of issue. It always seems to be
- 37:41Speaker 1: around that area, so will there's an influenza epidemic. The
- 37:45Speaker 1: queen is already on her deathbed by August. She has
- 37:49Speaker 1: this low fever and dropsy which everyone is worried about,
- 37:53Speaker 1: so they move her from Hampton Court to Saint James
- 37:55Speaker 1: Pallace and in September Mary has high fevers, headaches, periods
- 38:02Speaker 1: of confusion, and she even has lost of vision. By October,
- 38:06Speaker 1: it's really really clear that this you know, she's on
- 38:09Speaker 1: her way out. So Philip receives news from England that
- 38:12Speaker 1: she is so incredibly ill, and as such he sends
- 38:16Speaker 1: his personal physician over. By November, she's got a wee
- 38:20Speaker 1: bit of relief, but it's still pretty bad. On the
- 38:23Speaker 1: eighth of November, she agrees to name Elizabeth her successor.
- 38:26Speaker 1: As she gets weaker and closer to the grave, nobles
- 38:31Speaker 1: and the gentry, they start filtering out of Saint James's
- 38:34Speaker 1: Palace and are trickling towards Hatfield, where Elizabeth is deying.
- 38:40Speaker 1: And on the seventeenth of November fifteen fifty eight, at
- 38:43Speaker 1: forty two years old, Queen Mary the First of England, Spain, Naples,
- 38:49Speaker 1: and Jerusalem dies from what we think we're either avariansysts
- 38:53Speaker 1: or uterine cancer, and so ends the story of Bloody Mary.
- 39:00Speaker 1: We learned today that Mary the First was a victim
- 39:05Speaker 1: of the fucking patriarchy. Why do you say that, Katie, Well,
- 39:08Speaker 1: I'm glad you asked, because I'm going to tell you.
- 39:11Speaker 1: So let's put this into perspective. Nearly the first she
- 39:15Speaker 1: is known as Bloody Mary. Her father Henry the eight
- 39:19Speaker 1: burned what eighty one people at this stake during his
- 39:22Speaker 1: what nearly forty year reign, but you know, granted, definitely
- 39:26Speaker 1: less than two hundred and eighty three. However, we don't
- 39:29Speaker 1: have an exact number. But this is very much an
- 39:33Speaker 1: estimate because we don't have exact numbers for massacres. Really,
- 39:38Speaker 1: so Henry ordered the deaths of somewhere between fifty seven
- 39:43Speaker 1: thousand and seventy two thousand of his own subjects, including
- 39:50Speaker 1: two of his wives. The very moment that crown touched
- 39:53Speaker 1: his head, he executed his father's advisors because he wanted
- 39:58Speaker 1: them out and his way, And yet he's still not
- 40:02Speaker 1: called Bloody Henry Edward the sixth, Mary's younger brother, he
- 40:07Speaker 1: burned two radical Protestant Anabaptists at the stake, and he
- 40:12Speaker 1: sanctioned the suppression of the Prayer Book rebellion, resulting in
- 40:16Speaker 1: the deaths of around five and a half thousand Catholics.
- 40:21Speaker 1: And this is during his six year reign. He reigned
- 40:24Speaker 1: for six years, Mary reigned for five, but yet still
- 40:28Speaker 1: not known as Bloody Edward. Then, of course we have
- 40:30Speaker 1: Elizabeth the First, who burned five Anabaptists at the stake,
- 40:34Speaker 1: executed around eight hundred Catholic rebels and had one hundred
- 40:39Speaker 1: and ninety three Catholics hanged, drawn and quartered. And during
- 40:45Speaker 1: the sixteenth century, executing people was very much part of
- 40:49Speaker 1: the norm. I'm not saying I agree with it. I'm
- 40:51Speaker 1: just saying it happened. Monarchs all over here would be
- 40:54Speaker 1: doing the exact same thing. So why she is known
- 40:58Speaker 1: as the bloody Tyrant when all all these other monarchs
- 41:01Speaker 1: are either just as bad or much worse. Why because
- 41:06Speaker 1: of misogynistic propaganda? Mary was England's first queen. And if
- 41:11Speaker 1: it weren't for some arsehold John Fox writing this inflammatory pamphlet,
- 41:16Speaker 1: we probably wouldn't know her as Bloody Mary, and the
- 41:19Speaker 1: burnings would probably just be a footnote in history, and
- 41:22Speaker 1: she would have instead been known as the first Queen
- 41:25Speaker 1: Regnant of England. What have we learned today? History is
- 41:29Speaker 1: often portrayed to us through a patriarchal lens that we
- 41:32Speaker 1: have to smash with a hammer in order to get
- 41:34Speaker 1: to the truth. That being said, recommendation time. So I
- 41:41Speaker 1: got a new book. I got a new book for
- 41:43Speaker 1: my birthday. It's called The Sexual History of London. You
- 41:47Speaker 1: should read it. It's fun for listening. I have been
- 41:54Speaker 1: listening to Tenfold More Wicked presents Wicked Words. So there's
- 41:58Speaker 1: this podcast called tenfold More Way. Each series is on
- 42:01Speaker 1: a different vintage case. I do love my historical true
- 42:06Speaker 1: crime and it's really funny. Every case they've covered so
- 42:09Speaker 1: far I've known. But they've got this new series out
- 42:12Speaker 1: called Wicked Words, and basically the host of tenfold More
- 42:16Speaker 1: Wicked Kate Winkler. It's always o Kate. She interviews journalists
- 42:21Speaker 1: and writers about their best true crime cases. It's really fun.
- 42:24Speaker 1: I enjoy it and watching Hawkeye season one. So Hawkeye,
- 42:32Speaker 1: the Hawkeye TV Show is out and it's got a
- 42:34Speaker 1: canonically deaf Clint Barton, and I'm very happy about it.
- 42:38Speaker 1: I'm definitely enjoying it. You should definitely check it out
- 42:40Speaker 1: if you like Marvel. It's a bit grittier, not too gritty.
- 42:44Speaker 1: It's still got that Marvel sheen on it, but it's
- 42:48Speaker 1: not quite the diehard of TV shows, but it's close.
- 42:57Speaker 1: Don't forget. If you want to talk to me, don't forget.
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- 43:09Speaker 1: because yeah, there wasn't enough characters and my voice is
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- 43:18Speaker 1: Adios or Revoir of wi is em My friends, Bye bye,