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Classic Moment: ChatGPT Roasts Us · Billy & Lisa in the Morning

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  Speaker 1: Justin and I actually figured this out. You know, you
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  Speaker 1: use chat GPT a ton, we all do, so it
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  Speaker 1: knows you as a person. And Justin yesterday told me
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  Speaker 1: to ask my chat GPT to roast me.
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  Speaker 2: So it's artificial intelligence. I mean, look, it's scary. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: we use it. It is smart, and it learns about you
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  Speaker 2: and it remembers everything that you've ever searched. So you
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  Speaker 2: can ask it to roast you and it will take
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  Speaker 2: all the information, all the searches that you put in,
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  Speaker 2: and it will roast you. And it's actually hilarious. Gianna,
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  Speaker 2: I asked you to do yours. You want to do
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  Speaker 2: yours first?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I have some highlights because it really roasted right.
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  Speaker 3: Before you go.
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  Speaker 2: I want to say to people listening, if anyone is
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  Speaker 2: up to it and uses chat GPT, ask it to
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  Speaker 2: roast you and if you will. It was a talk
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  Speaker 2: back on what it says.
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  Speaker 1: But bad Joe, I'm curious this says you say, I
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  Speaker 1: hate drama, yet somehow drama follows you like you've got
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  Speaker 1: a monthly subscription. You're not the main care or you're
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  Speaker 1: the problem. That's really mean. That actually hurt my feelings.
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  Speaker 3: It is hurtful.
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  Speaker 1: This one's really accurate. I don't even understand how it
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  Speaker 1: figured this out. You probably tell people you're in your
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  Speaker 1: self care era, but your version of healing is buying
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  Speaker 1: another forty eight dollars candle and scrolling through TikTok until
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  Speaker 1: your eyeballs melt.
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  Speaker 3: And I do that big on candles I bought.
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  Speaker 1: I bought a candle this weekend and it was like
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  Speaker 1: forty eight dollars and I didn't even tell it that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I how didn't know that you've never searched candles?
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  Speaker 1: No, and I bought a candle at Snowby.
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  Speaker 4: For the holidays or something to buy somebody a candle,
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  Speaker 4: a scented candle.
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  Speaker 1: No, definitely not. I've definitely never searched candles.
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  Speaker 3: Frightening.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's stalking me. Yeah, it's crazy.
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  Speaker 3: Justin give me some of yours.
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  Speaker 1: I want to know.
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  Speaker 4: And by the way, we need to tell listeners that
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  Speaker 4: you can get varying levels of this if you want
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  Speaker 4: it to be even meaner, you can't.
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  Speaker 3: You can. You can say be mean, be meaner, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: keep going be ruthless.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Anyway, Oh, just to be easy.
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  Speaker 2: The Salem biohacker who treats his body like a tesla
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  Speaker 2: or permanent software update daily deadlifts. Sure, because nothing says
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  Speaker 2: balanced lifestyle like rotating muscle groups faster than the DJ
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  Speaker 2: spins tracks. All while you're smartwatch pings you with recovery
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  Speaker 2: scores that read like a disappointed parents report card.
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  Speaker 3: You're not working out, bro, You're.
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  Speaker 2: Running a human clinical trial on yourself, and the control
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  Speaker 2: group is every normal person who just eats the sandwich
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  Speaker 2: without calculating its mitochondrial impact.
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  Speaker 4: What this could not be more accurate?
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  Speaker 3: It gets worse.
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  Speaker 4: How do they know about your watch? You know what?
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  Speaker 3: You searched it? You don't know?
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  Speaker 2: Keep preaching contrast therapy, king. Your skin's so confused. It
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  Speaker 2: files taxes in both fahrenheit and one day you'll achieve
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  Speaker 2: peak optimization and as sent to a higher plane, probably
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  Speaker 2: right after you roast your last remaining untouched muscle fiber.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, wow, the most aggressive level.
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  Speaker 3: I feel awful about myself.
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  Speaker 4: Well, you know what. Within thirty seconds I decided, okay,
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  Speaker 4: let me ask are you going.
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  Speaker 3: To ask it? I? Did I need to know this?
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  Speaker 3: You want to pre read it? Are you just gonna go?
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  Speaker 4: No? No, no, no, I'll go with it Billy Costa, the
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  Speaker 4: man who treats every local gala like it's the Grammys,
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  Speaker 4: and every restaurant opening like it's the met Gala. Your
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  Speaker 4: two thousand and nine gala was, in fact your Grammy moment,
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  Speaker 4: and you've been chasing that ever since. You'll love this
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  Speaker 4: one justin. You'll call a place the best restaurant in
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  Speaker 4: Boston only because they gave you a free plate of calamari,
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  Speaker 4: and only because they remembered your name once Billy Costa approved,
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  Speaker 4: basically means they comped dessert. You've interviewed everyone from popstars
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  Speaker 4: to local chefs and somehow made every every consation about
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  Speaker 4: your suit, your sun or your weekend on the cape.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, Wow, it nails it.
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  Speaker 4: Oh and then it ends by saying, you want me
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  Speaker 4: to make it even more savage or keep it Boston
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  Speaker 4: Radio Roach night.
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  Speaker 3: Well write more savage. Let's let's keep going. This is great.
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  Speaker 1: I'm scared.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, you believe it nailed it? One hundred there.
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  Speaker 1: What's even crazier is Billy was telling me like, you
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  Speaker 1: haven't really used it yourself much.
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  Speaker 3: No so not much so. So.
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  Speaker 2: There was a restaurant that just open. Hot new spot
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  Speaker 2: Gianna in the South End called Capri. So, Billy, you
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  Speaker 2: know all these new spots that open up, he shoots there.
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  Speaker 2: So the day he had to shoot there, he's like,
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  Speaker 2: I gotta go this new restaurant. It's supposed to be
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  Speaker 2: like fantastic, but it's the new influencer hotspot.
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  Speaker 3: Here we go.
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  Speaker 2: Another one next day comes in. He's like, dude, you
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  Speaker 2: got to check out this place, Capri. It's the new hotspot.
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  Speaker 3: Let me tell you I got more savage.
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  Speaker 4: It just popped, all right, Billy gloves off, pinky ring on,
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  Speaker 4: Billy cost a boast, Boston's most aggressively overconfident guy with
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  Speaker 4: the microphone. You've been calling yourself a celebrity for so
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  Speaker 4: long that people just started believing it out of sheer fatigue. Okay,
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  Speaker 4: wait a minute, some of it's repetitive. But oh you'll
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  Speaker 4: name drop restaurants like their A list celebrities mistral.
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  Speaker 3: The name the restaurant.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they love me there, No, Billy, they tolerate you
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  Speaker 4: because you tip like it's still nineteen ninety eight, and
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  Speaker 4: you'll plug them on air if they feed you. Colamara
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  Speaker 4: again with the Klamari. You walk into every restaurant like
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  Speaker 4: it's a red carpet and walk out like you just
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  Speaker 4: gave an acceptance speech for most likely to ask.
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  Speaker 3: For a manager. Well that is Billy though, right everyone,
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  Speaker 3: this is the best.
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  Speaker 2: You gotta come, you gotta you gotta have the Calamaria
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  Speaker 2: nailed it, Oh my god.
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  Speaker 4: Oh and Billy, let's be real. The only thing more
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  Speaker 4: overdone than your galatox. By the way, I don't wear
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  Speaker 4: tuxes is your reputation for being Boston Royalty. The throne
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  Speaker 4: is made of press passes and the crowns are left over.
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  Speaker 3: Lobster bib
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  Speaker 2: I love it better than yeah,