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Karaoke Party Bus | Son of a Boy Dad #382 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 3: All right, already, welcome back to the Son of a
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  Speaker 3: Boy Dad podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Today.
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  Speaker 3: It is March ninth. It's my sister's birthday. It is
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  Speaker 3: two twenty.
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  Speaker 1: He is your sister's birthday. It is Happy birthday to
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  Speaker 1: your sister. I know, I know, I'll have to give
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  Speaker 1: her a call. Should we do that now? Maybe philibuster
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  Speaker 1: kill a little time? No? No, no, we could use
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  Speaker 1: a fifteen minute call to start off the show. How
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  Speaker 1: old is she turning? Twenty one? Golden year, the Golden Age,
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  Speaker 1: the Golden Age? Oh shit, So are you going to
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  Speaker 1: go go booze with her tonight?
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  Speaker 3: I haven't planned on it, but it's definitely possible. On
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  Speaker 3: a flight, yeah, hook on a flight to break sobriety.
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  Speaker 1: Show up? Yeah. What does your family think of your sobriety?
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  Speaker 1: Are they down with it? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: I mean they all know, like, well, my dad doesn't drink.
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  Speaker 3: My mom barely drinks except for when she gets fucking hammered. No,
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  Speaker 3: I'm kidding. My mom doesn't get hammered.
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  Speaker 1: She has to get hammered a little bit from time
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  Speaker 1: to time, which is her right.
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  Speaker 3: Now, I don't think I've ever seen my mom drunk.
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  Speaker 1: Are all of your sisters out of the house? Does
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  Speaker 1: anyone still live at home?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, two of them live at home still, well, one
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  Speaker 3: of them is in college and one of them, So.
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  Speaker 1: She's waiting for that to be done. And as soon
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  Speaker 1: as that's done, she's pouring up that that single wine
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  Speaker 1: glass that holds the whole bottle jug She's gonna be
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  Speaker 1: like Hoda and Kathy Lee on the morning shows in
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  Speaker 1: New York or whatever, just.
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  Speaker 3: The glass that you gotta buy it, like Spencer's get.
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  Speaker 1: Shop, just having one glass. Yeah, she's probably waiting, but no,
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  Speaker 1: they don't. They don't really care. And your sisters are
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  Speaker 1: They're not lushies, are they? No, they couldn't be. I'm
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  Speaker 1: really if my phone keeps buzzing this entire time, I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to be checking it just so I can make
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  Speaker 1: sure the that the Eagles haven't traded AJ Brown to
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  Speaker 1: the Patriots.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it's probably gonna happen.
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  Speaker 1: If you come up, if you come off of first
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  Speaker 1: and a second.
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  Speaker 3: Pro I hope we don't give you guys. I don't
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  Speaker 3: even really want aj Brown if I would have rather
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  Speaker 3: kept step on Diggs.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you guys were all counting that Alec Pierce chickens
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  Speaker 1: before they hatch. You guys are like, we're gonna get
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  Speaker 1: out Pierce. I never thought we were getting Alec Piers.
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  Speaker 1: All the other Patriots fans were like, we don't want
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  Speaker 1: aj We could just get Alex Pierce for nothing. He
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  Speaker 1: got thirty million dollars. Yeah, one hundred and sixteen hundred
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  Speaker 1: and sixteen. He's the Colts, right, m Yeah, he stayed
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  Speaker 1: at home.
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  Speaker 3: My brother in law's with the Colts fan. But they
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  Speaker 3: got rid of Pittman. They gave him to the Steelers. Yeah, well,
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  Speaker 3: I actually thought Pittman was pretty good.
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  Speaker 1: How's your brother in law handling that hat? He's got
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  Speaker 1: to be he's sick to his fucking stomach. Oh no,
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  Speaker 1: he's fired up, he's stoked. He didn't like pitt Man.
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  Speaker 1: I think he did, but he I mean he wanted
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  Speaker 1: out Pierce. Now Pittman really is a pitt Man. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he's on the Steelers. It's ironic as fuck.
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  Speaker 3: That is extremely ironic. But I mean, like I would
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  Speaker 3: have liked AJ Brown last year. It's tough getting like,
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  Speaker 3: is Aj Brown a better wide receiver than Stefan Diggs
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  Speaker 3: probably now because he's younger, he's probably got a couple.
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  Speaker 1: More Well, he's always been better. Well, No, Stephan Diggs.
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  Speaker 3: And his prime is definitely better than AJ Brown.
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  Speaker 1: Ever, that's not true. I mean, it's just it's so true.
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  Speaker 1: AJ Brown is an all pro.
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  Speaker 3: Stephan Diggs never been an all pro.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think so. I think he definitely has. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not checking Stefon Diggs.
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  Speaker 3: Is is a a great He's still really good. I
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  Speaker 3: guess it makes sense. He's getting up there. He's getting
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  Speaker 3: a little old.
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  Speaker 1: So well, he got too much baby Mama drama. Honestly, Patrick, Sorry,
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  Speaker 1: Mama drama was fine, dude.
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  Speaker 3: It's like he was our he was the leader of
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  Speaker 3: the locker room. That's the only reason we made that push.
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  Speaker 1: The Patriots can't go from having Chris Hogan and Wes
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  Speaker 1: Welker to baby Mama drama. They can, though, I mean
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  Speaker 1: they couldn't. Obviously they could.
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  Speaker 3: Have Aaron Hernandez on your team. You can deal with
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  Speaker 3: any He murdered multiple people, wow on the team.
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  Speaker 1: And they cut him for that. It's like other teams
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  Speaker 1: like the Raiders would have fucking re signed a guy
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  Speaker 1: for that, and we Patris won.
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  Speaker 3: The Super Bowl after that happened.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because they ran from it and they cut him
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  Speaker 1: and they like tripled down on white wideouts. And now
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  Speaker 1: Varbel's like, I need to go back to getting the
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  Speaker 1: linebacker be my number one receiving tight end or something.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I just don't know, like what's the trade, Like,
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  Speaker 3: what is the what are we getting out of this
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  Speaker 3: A J.
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  Speaker 1: Brown trade? You're gonna get an all Pro receiver, okay,
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  Speaker 1: which we had, I mean you had a I don't
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  Speaker 1: think our receiving core is the issue here, all right?
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  Speaker 1: Enjoy uh, enjoy fucking Kishan Boutet And who's your other
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  Speaker 1: Who's Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: K Shan Boody is insane, insane, one of the best
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  Speaker 3: deep threats in the league right now.
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  Speaker 1: It is a little bit freeing to be able to
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  Speaker 1: talk ball. But we should we should announce that Francis
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  Speaker 1: has quit Barstool. After that, after the Wonderlick video with Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: Francis decided to take his talents elsewhere and this is
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  Speaker 1: his stepped down.
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  Speaker 3: He's going back to bro Bible.
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  Speaker 1: He said he's just gonna write over a bro Bible. Now,
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  Speaker 1: Francis will be back on for the Thursday episode. He's
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  Speaker 1: working on Dave's book with Dave.
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  Speaker 3: He's out in Miami.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he chose, he chose Dave. I guess over us. Yeah, understandable.
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  Speaker 1: I have to you do.
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  Speaker 3: Didn't really have much of a choice.
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  Speaker 1: Dave asked me to come down and work on the book.
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  Speaker 1: I said, you know, I'm working with Sas today. I'm
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  Speaker 1: grinding on boy Dad today. Yeah, Francis is uh. He
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  Speaker 1: said that.
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  Speaker 3: His words were that he's going to be standing over
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  Speaker 3: Dave's shoulder writing a book with him, but like the
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  Speaker 3: whole day.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's going to be typing with around Dave. Every
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  Speaker 1: time Dave puts two space bars in, he's going to
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  Speaker 1: go back and delete one around Dave.
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  Speaker 3: So you just get two keyboards going, like you know
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  Speaker 3: when you do like drivers ad.
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  Speaker 1: And yeah, yeah, two keyboards connected to the same word document. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: do you write a book and just a word document?
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  Speaker 1: I would assume, yeah, notes app.
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  Speaker 3: Probably not the notes app, but I would assume it's
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  Speaker 3: probably your word or Google Drive.
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  Speaker 1: Or do you think it's like cell text? You think
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  Speaker 1: it's like a different.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like if you're like, if you really know
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  Speaker 3: what you're doing, there's probably another software I need to
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  Speaker 3: get some editing software for my laptop where I could
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  Speaker 3: like edit videos on Premiere.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and you get it for free with barstool.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah. I need to start editing on Premiere.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like it'll give me a little bit of
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  Speaker 1: a boost.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, it'll definitely give you a more You can
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  Speaker 3: do anything with Premiere.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I'm hoping for. I'm seeing other people editing
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  Speaker 1: TikTok's on Premiere. I'm like, I need to take it. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Well yeah.
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  Speaker 3: The only thing is your laptop's not going to be
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  Speaker 3: able to run Premiere too smooth.
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  Speaker 1: It depends on what kind of laptop you've got. You're
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  Speaker 1: talking with the are you talking about, Well, what kind
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  Speaker 1: of laptop do you have?
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  Speaker 3: You still have, like the MacBook Air that they gave
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  Speaker 3: you a decade ago when you got hired here. I
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  Speaker 3: think you're that thing is exploding the second you open
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  Speaker 3: from here.
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  Speaker 1: Every time I try to even like type something or
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  Speaker 1: just like open a new web if I open Philly
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  Speaker 1: Voice dot comic.
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  Speaker 3: Was going bro, if you think the fans on that
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  Speaker 3: thing are bad? I got the gaming laptop. I tried
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  Speaker 3: to play Call of Duty this weekend it was like,
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  Speaker 3: I like, I was gonna get a noise complaint if
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  Speaker 3: I kept playing. It literally sounded like there was a
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  Speaker 3: jet engine in my hotel room. The second I opened
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  Speaker 3: the game. It was like, and then there's I got
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  Speaker 3: a cooling pad with more fans under the laptop.
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  Speaker 1: There's fans on the cooling pad. I thought it was
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  Speaker 1: just like a just soft gel.
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  Speaker 3: It's airflow, so it's like it raises it up a
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  Speaker 3: little bit, and then there's two more fans, and then
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  Speaker 3: I got the fans in the laptop, so it's like
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  Speaker 3: there's like ten fans going at once.
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  Speaker 1: They thought you were vacuuming in there. Yeah, dude, it was.
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  Speaker 3: It was kind of weird this weekend my hotel hell
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  Speaker 3: like I could I was. It was I've never had
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  Speaker 3: this happen before where I could hear my neighbor so
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  Speaker 3: clearly that I was like, I can't really play video
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  Speaker 3: games at midnight because I can hear him snoring right now,
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  Speaker 3: like very clearly. But he was one of those ones
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  Speaker 3: with the connecting door. Yeah, and he must have been
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  Speaker 3: right on the other end of it.
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  Speaker 1: If he's snoring, though, I feel like that's fine. You
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  Speaker 1: can you have a way of telling when you're waking up,
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  Speaker 1: you're the person across the way.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's like the you know, then I got
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  Speaker 3: the headphones on their noise canceling.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna start getting a little louder screaming. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So I didn't really even end up playing video games
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  Speaker 3: at all this weekend. I brought the laptop for watching
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  Speaker 3: YouTube videos.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody's snoring, like you don't. You don't have to respect
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  Speaker 1: the sleep of somebody that snores. You don't, because they're animals.
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  Speaker 1: The thing is, though, it's like you're in We're in Arlington, Virginia.
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  Speaker 1: He's probably there on business. He's probably CIA.
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  Speaker 3: He's probably CIA. Drove by the Pentagon.
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  Speaker 1: That was pretty cool. Yeah, but do you have a
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  Speaker 1: rental or give a little nod? Stay safe, boys, it's
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  Speaker 1: a busy time. Yeah. Did you gauge the pizza places
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  Speaker 1: around there? Oh?
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  Speaker 3: Slammed much higher activity than usual?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that is fucking suspicious. Don't they have all? Don't
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  Speaker 1: they have like six food courts inside the Pentagon? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, what could the Pentagon possibly be that big four.
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  Speaker 1: And that they're only ordering pizza? Yeah, I'll be checking
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  Speaker 1: the Naya is what they should.
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  Speaker 3: Be checking kava and naya.
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  Speaker 1: The kava and naya and the sweet green and just salad.
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  Speaker 1: That's what we should be. Nobody's getting pizza anymore on
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  Speaker 1: like a late night of work. Like you're getting a
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  Speaker 1: slop bowl. You're getting a bowl. They're getting a seventeen
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  Speaker 1: dollars slop bowls.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they definitely got some unnecessary shit in the Pentagon.
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  Speaker 3: If I had to guess, I bet they got like
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  Speaker 3: a movie theater, bowling alley.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they probably they have probably have ax throwing in
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  Speaker 1: the Pentagon. Oh yeah, absolutely, it's just a millennial paradise
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  Speaker 1: in there. You think they got like a gun range
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  Speaker 1: in there. No, but you probably can let off wherever
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  Speaker 1: you want. There's a couple of desk bops going. It's
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  Speaker 1: probably all it's probably all bulletproof ever since nine to eleven.
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  Speaker 1: That's the whole building. It should be the fact that
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  Speaker 1: they could even fly a plane into the side of
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  Speaker 1: it or shoot a missile, depending on what side of
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  Speaker 1: history you're on. Yeah, of course. Also it's gotta be
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  Speaker 1: as they don't have any footage of it, but they
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  Speaker 1: found the passports just laying there.
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  Speaker 3: I know it's like that. If you've seen the that
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  Speaker 3: Nick Mullen bit, No, the one where he's like but
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  Speaker 3: he's like, he's like, all right, we've accomplished the mission.
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  Speaker 3: Now the last step the clues.
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  Speaker 1: That is like the perfect disarming of any conspiracy theory
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  Speaker 1: you ever see A Yeah, yeah, And honestly, that could
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  Speaker 1: be a way that like conspiracy people who are carrying
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  Speaker 1: out conspiracies could use that clip to cover their shit up.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we're just fucking what, We're just like.
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  Speaker 3: Lead yeah right, but they are exactly sure he could
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  Speaker 3: be in on it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah with that beard. Oh yeah, definitely it could be
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  Speaker 1: full g hotty. What was that? What was it like
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  Speaker 1: in Arlington? How was it like being back on the road.
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  Speaker 1: It was good.
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  Speaker 3: I mean it was tiring. I feel like, shit, I'm
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  Speaker 3: pretty I think I'm sick. I'm getting or I'm getting something.
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  Speaker 1: You just said you saw for fifteen hours last night. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and I nutted down my leg.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, god, damn, that sounds so fucking nice. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I did say.
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  Speaker 3: I led with saying I said, I think I got
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  Speaker 3: more sleep last night than you've probably gotten the last week.
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  Speaker 3: But it was, uh, it was kind of like it
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  Speaker 3: wasn't even a fun fifteen.
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  Speaker 1: Hours of sleep? Were you tossing and turning?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, sweating, just like felt like it was a bummer
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  Speaker 3: because you know, you get back from the road, you've
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  Speaker 3: been working all weekend. You want to sit down, play
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  Speaker 3: some video games and enjoy yourself, right.
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  Speaker 1: Have a good day, of course, of course, but I
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  Speaker 1: just couldn't.
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  Speaker 3: I couldn't. I couldn't have fun. I played video games
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  Speaker 3: for maybe thirty minutes. I played a little counter Strike,
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  Speaker 3: played Unbelievable, Flew and uh, and then at like nine thirty,
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  Speaker 3: I was like, dude, I can't stay awake.
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  Speaker 1: I feel so shitty.
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  Speaker 3: I will shut down. Woke up fifteen hours later, still
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  Speaker 3: felt like shit. Nothing worse than because it was like
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  Speaker 3: at that point, it's like, well, then I would have
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  Speaker 3: just gotten eight hours.
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  Speaker 1: I would have doubled down. Yeah, I wouldn't have got
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  Speaker 1: twice as much as the doctor.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Like, if I knew fifteen wasn't gonna do anything,
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  Speaker 3: then I wouldn't have gotten fifteen.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I've been doing that makes me sleep better.
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  Speaker 1: I'll stretch right before bed. But the one stretch that
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  Speaker 1: always gets me is happy baby.
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  Speaker 3: You know what a happy baby is The fetal position.
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  Speaker 1: It's close, but like you lay on your back and
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  Speaker 1: you hold your feet in the air. Oh, almost like
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  Speaker 1: you're you know, like like riding the bike. It's like
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  Speaker 1: sexual almost. Yeah, yeah, you're like laying back with your
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  Speaker 1: legs you're holding your feet like cloud.
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  Speaker 3: I don't even know if I can do that.
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  Speaker 1: Try it.
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  Speaker 3: No, but that's putting you to sleep.
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  Speaker 1: It makes me sleep so good. I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: it is. I think I have restless hips. I think
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  Speaker 1: there's a restlessness that sits dormant in my hips and
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  Speaker 1: when I collapse all that with happy Baby, But it
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  Speaker 1: is just so emasculating for like my wife to walk
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  Speaker 1: into the living room and I'm just there with my
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  Speaker 1: asshole holding the outside of my feet doing happy Baby,
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  Speaker 1: Happy Babies.
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  Speaker 3: Do you get like the like you say you had
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  Speaker 3: restless hips? Do you get like jumping legs? What do
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  Speaker 3: you mean, like like like when it like when you're tired,
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  Speaker 3: but like your legs are like was that me?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what jumping legs is, Like you said
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  Speaker 1: restless hips, Yeah, but what's jumping legs?
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  Speaker 3: I guess restless legs? Like I call it, my mom
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  Speaker 3: calls it jumping legs. She goes, Oh, I got the
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  Speaker 3: worst jumping legs. I gotta go to bed.
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  Speaker 1: Is that like? Is that? I don't I've never heard
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  Speaker 1: of that. I know. Restless leg syndrome is when you
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  Speaker 1: just like tap your shit like that. Yeah, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know how to describe it.
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  Speaker 3: It feels like there's like an abundance of energy in
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  Speaker 3: your legs and like the only way for it to
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  Speaker 3: not feel bad is to go to bed.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I don't think I ever heard of it. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know. Connect me and your mom
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: will about it. Yeah, we'll see if we're experiencing the
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: same phenomenon.
• 15:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't really get it as bad as I
• 15:04
  Speaker 3: used to anymore. Just try happy baby, Yeah, I'll try.
• 15:07
  Speaker 3: I'll try some happy baby.
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: Try happy baby. Clear the laundry off your floor, and
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: fucking do some happy Baby. My dog will come over
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: and think I'm like presenting. My dog will think that
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: it's like some type of ritualistic foreplay that I'm ass. Yeah,
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: you're gonna love happy Baby. Do you wanna uh? Do
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: you want to maybe explain what happened last night with
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: you and Mouke and you logging off, or like logging on.
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: Ah, we talked to so I just recorded with Mooke
• 15:35
  Speaker 3: and Jerry before coming in here.
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: But the uh.
• 15:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, look, the clip looks bad.
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: Sass, Mooke, I'm fucking gas brother about to be up
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: early too. I'll be down tomorrow for sure. I'll be
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: running it all day. My fucking duo, man, he's online.
• 15:55
  Speaker 4: He's literally online.
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: Bro oh that little fucker.
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: It looks like I'm really just ghosting.
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: Mook. You were what I mean, We'll explain what it
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: looked like and then explain what actually happened. Well, so
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: he was playing.
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: I texted him while I was in Arlington and I
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: was like, Friday night, I got in and I did
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: my two shows, and I went back to the hotel,
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: got my laptop all set up, Ethernet, everything good to go.
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: And then as soon as I logged on, I just
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: hit a fucking wall and I was like, dude, I'm
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: not gonna able to play at night.
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: I'll be on tomorrow. I'll let you up.
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: Get into tomorrow. Don't end up really playing during the
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: day at all, because I'm just kind of like, I
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: had some stuff I had to do, had to handle.
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: And then that night I was like I'll play tonight,
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: same thing, though I do the two shows, I get
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: back and I just hit that wall. I haven't been
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: on the road in a minute, like I haven't done
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: like a good four hours of comedy and two nights,
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: and so I was gassed. And when you have when
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: you play on PC, if you just open, if your
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: game's open, or if your battle neet is open or
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: whatever you're playing on, it says you're online.
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: But I wasn't actually on the game. What were you doing?
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: Why was your battlenet open? It's always open, brother, keep
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: that shit open. You're sending the wrong signal to guys
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: like muk I now. But I'm just saying I was not.
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: I was not ghosting, And if I was ghosting, I
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: would have just appeered off line. You could have been
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: more sneaky if I would have been way more sne
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: you're saying you're not cheating because you got caught.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: No, I'm not. If I'm gonna cheat on you, babe,
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be way sneakier about it, Like, dude, I'm
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: not gonna be so obvious about it if I'm gonna cheat.
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, essentially, that is what I'm saying because like it, like,
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: look the appeer offline. You don't know about a peer offline.
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: A peer offline has been a thing in video games
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: for a while, and it's been a tool that people
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: have used to excommunicate the.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: Worst player in your squad forever. So it's like I
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: know how to dog, so what so you guys have
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: a bad squad and then everybody says, all right, let's
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: just appear offline.
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: It's really mean. It's like bullying pretty much like it's
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: happened to me. It happened to me when I was
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: a kid, and it's devastating.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: It's like when you have the kid in uh your
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: high school and nobody likes them, so you play the
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: game after school where everybody has to run away from
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: that kid.
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: It's exactly like that. It's the exact same thing. So
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: like pretty much what would happen? And I've been on
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: both sides. I've been on the side where you see
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: the U because like, so let me take you back
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: to Xbox three sixty, right, please please Xbox three sixty.
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: You get an alert and it says like, say, I'll
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: use one of my buddies' usernames Forrest Gump. It would say,
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: like Forrest Gump is just came online, right, say you
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: don't want to play with Forrest Gump, So then everyone,
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: oh shit, Forest just got on. Everyone appear off line,
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: peer offline, So then everyone appears offline, and then all
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: they see is like little Sasquatch last online like two
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: minutes ago.
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: So it says that we.
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: All they know that you ran away, They know that
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: we all just logged off, but we're still on. So
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: they know we either all just happened to get off
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: or we're all on and and dodging them.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: And how did you know that it happened to you?
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: When it happened to you in that nasty way?
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: Because if you're watching the three guys that you usually
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: play with, and then all of a sudden it says
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: they all got off at the exact same time, which
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: is right when you got on, it's pretty easy to
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: put that together.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: And when it happened to you, wasn't your brothers that
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: you're still playing with now, oh yeah, Or it's another
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: group of dudes.
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: No, it was probably my boys that I still play with.
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: Really yeah yeah, yeah, I mean I've been on, Oh
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: I've I've been the weak link before Yeah, GTA, when
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: we were doing the Get the Grand Theft auto heists,
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: that's when I was my weakest link and I was
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: getting a peered offline on a lot. You couldn't people
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: didn't want to play with me. Yeah, they didn't want
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: to play with me.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: It's so fucking shameful, it is.
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: Dude, Just like you finish up all your homework and
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: you're pumped to play and everyone's just like, we're not playing, and.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: So would you just run solo licks on your own?
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just around, kill a bunch of people, shoot a cop, Yeah,
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: blow up a gas station or something, make your aggression
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: out on a.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, get a hooker and beat the fuck ouver. It's
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: the only way, damn.
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: But yeah, that's like a real thing. And uh so, like.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: So you were saying that you would have did that
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: to Move, you would have like just bullied Mouke if
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: you wanted to bully Moved, Like, I would never do
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: that to Mooke.
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: Like if I was with if me and my boys
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: were on and Muke wanted to play, I'm always gonna
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: play with Muke. Now, I mean, I'm almost twenty five,
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: I'm not really at the age where I have to
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: be like.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: Bullying one of my friends to be better at a
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: video game.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: But like I still have done the Like I still
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: do a peer off line a good bit, like if
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: I sometimes I'll get home and I'll.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: Be like, I just want to play by myself for
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: like forty five minutes.
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so I'll peer off line because the thing is
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: someone's always on, So when you fire it up, it's
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: either like Jerry's on, Mooke's on, one of my boys
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: from home is on. Like someone's always on. So sometimes
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: I just go, I need a little Harry time right now.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: I remember in high school being uh, one of my
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: friend's house and like I think I saw their phone
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: and they were like, Hey, we're going to so and
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: so spot. But they're basically like, don't tell me about it.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: And I think that's that's exactly what you're talking about,
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: the same type of thing that they're going to go
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: over x y Z's house, but don't tell me that
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: we're going to go to the house. Exactly. What a
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: dark memory that that's just unearthed in me? Yeah yeah,
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: I mean now I hate myself. Yeah, look, it happens
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: to everybody in one way or another. Yeah, they work
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: for their families. Now, yeah, of course fucking bombs. They
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: work in their family business. Yeah. Actually they're probably very successful,
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: not even worse. They probably have never thought about me since.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: Oh I completely forgot I did that to you. How
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: are you doing? Is everything all right? So nice? Yeah?
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: Arlington was sick though, Yeah, Arlington was good. The how
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: as far as Arlington from Langley? Is that close to Langley?
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: I don't even know where Langley is? Yeah, I think
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: that that's by the sign. Is that a real place?
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: Isn't Langley where the CIA training is? Right? See, this
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: is where we could use Francis.
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they keep that underwork or they keep that hidden
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: under wraps.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: I don't know what was there was like a movie
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: where they went to Langley or some shit. I don't know.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: It's all Virginia. Yeah, it is all Virginia. I thought
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: it was in Virginia. Virginia is sneakily fucking huge. It's
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: a big state, big state. It's Virginia, Camp Pirie, Camp
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: Piery Perry. Maybe yeah, I don't fucking know, but there
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: is like, yeah, there's sneaky. There's like great resorts in Virginia.
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: Virginia's massive isn't that where Billy McCusker went to do
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: his like getaway?
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: Was that in Virginia when he went on his like retreat.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: That's what some people tell you when they're actually going
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: to rehab. Yeah. Yeah. I had a friend, uh actually
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: the brother of a girl that I knew who said that.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: This girl said that her brother was going to Alaska
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: for two years because they'll pay you to go to
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: Alaska to like work on an oil rig. They need
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: people up there, or like maybe they'll just like pay
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: you to repopulate them to Alaska. But really he was
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: going to jail for two years and it got out,
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: but they were trying to just like secretly be like, no,
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: he has to go to Alaska front little bit. Yeah,
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: two years is a while. Yeah, that's a lot, and
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: he won't be able to contact anyone. But they're giving
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: him a thousand dollars a month.
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: It's like wait, and I think at that time it's
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: still a lot for twenty four k over two years, a.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: Thousand dollars a month and he won't be able to
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: talk to you. Yeah, and he's gonna work on an
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: oil rig.
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: It's one of the most dangerous jobs you can have
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: where wouldn should be getting paid way more than that,
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: maybe ten times that much at least to be working
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: on an oil rig.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: I know, I know a dude works on an oil rig.
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: Our GM for a bush? What Yeah, he's an oil
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: He works on an oil rig.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: God damn.
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: So he like he only works. He works at night.
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: He works the night shift. So he's not I don't
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: think he's like very hands on, he said, like when
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: we interviewed him, he was like, there is a chance
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: that I can just explode at like any moment.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, where's he at? Where's he stationed? Texas? Okay, Dixus?
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: Is he offshore? What do you mean? There's some oil
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: rigs are just like floating in the ocean or not floating.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: But like, oh, I know what you mean. No land Yeah,
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: so it's like there will be blood, yeah exactly, he's
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: working and there will be blood.
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, or like land man, you see land man.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: No, but I heard it's great. It's all right, not great,
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: it's kind of corny, breaks my fucking art. I'll still
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: check it out though, just really like Billy Bob's good. Thornton, Yeah,
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: you know he used to fuck Joe Lee Angelina. Yeah,
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: hell yeah. Does that make you happy for him? Yeah?
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: As like a medium ugly guy. Yeah, I'm not.
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: I mean, I'm not surprised he's got that he's got
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: that about like that aura about him.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he does. He could. He could definitely have you screaming. Yeah,
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: he carries himself himself. Well. I always wonder about the
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: offshore oil rigging places, like how do you get stationed there,
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: especially for a job that's not like I'm actually pulling
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: the oil out of the ground, Like, how do you
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: get a job as a chef on an offshore oil
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: rig where you're spending sixteen hours a day in the
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: dark cooking slop plates for fucking greasy manly man. I
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: mean you get paid a lot, yeah, but how do
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: you even apply for that? Just like being a slop chef?
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: I mean there's a have you ever seen that movie,
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: the Mark Wahlberg movie? What is it called a Deep
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: Deep Deep Water?
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: Something like that sounds familiar, it's kind of.
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: Like that, but it seems like a terribly Like if
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: I was gonna be working on the rig, I would
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: ideally want to be on land. Yes, the ocean ones
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: look like fucking horrifying.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: Also, how do they even like get to the fucking
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: bottom of the ocean. I've watched a whole I watched
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: the whole YouTube video.
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: Break it down for me, I couldn't tell you, but
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: it's crazy.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: Even bridges getting built. I kind of like understand that
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: through a couple of YouTube videos, But getting to the
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: bottom of the ocean for an oil rig because all
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: I see is the dark night videos of waves slapping
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: against it, just like half of it being underwater.
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: There's no bigger waves on Earth than the wolves that
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: are hitting the oil rigs.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: People have to just be fucking dying out there without
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: one word of it making back to gen Pop, No,
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: none of us are even again, we're not hearing about
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: the fucking crazy deaths that they're having.
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's got to be like you can't. I mean,
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: I'm sure they get used to it, but it's got
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: to be tough to sleep those first couple of nights
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: on that.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: It's got to be terrible. Yeah. But then I follow
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: a guy who's going across the Atlantic Ocean like solo,
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: and some days he'll be in the ocean and he'll
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: post a video and it's the there's not a single
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: wave in the middle of the ocean, which I also
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: that might be even fucking creepier. He says, so dystopian, like,
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: you don't know which way is where, and I think
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: you're getting played. Brother.
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: He's probably in a fucking pond in his backyard.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the paramount lot. That will make me so sick to.
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: My probly fucking thirty minutes out of Lake Michigan in Chicago. Yep,
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: it's uh, it's calm again today. Surprisingly, I feel like
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: if you're in the middle of the ocean anywhere, it's
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: not there's no way.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: It can just be like glass. It looked like fucking glass.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: He's not. There's no way he's on the ocean. He was,
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: it was.
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: He's in his backyard.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: It's cool. It might be in an infinity.
• 27:37
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• 27:38
  Speaker 3: no diving on the side.
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  Speaker 1: They didn't say anything about diving, but it was like
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: a two foot high sign that said no breath holding contests.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: That's weird. That's weird and wrong.
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: That must be a new thing. It must be the
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: gen pop.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess I don't know.
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: I mean, no, that's got to be a new thing
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: that people are doing. I've never seen that ever.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: Breath holding contest is like a fundamental that's why you
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: go to the pool. Yeah, that's the only reason you go.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: You don't even have to know how to swim, just learn. Say,
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: it's like seeing how far under you can go without
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: taking a breath. Yeah, don't tell me that's forbidden too.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: It sounds like it.
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: Also, how are they going to prevent that?
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there wasn't even a lifeguard. Yeah, get up if
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: you see something, say something. I imagine seeing like a
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: couple on their honeymoon and their breath holding contest and
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: having to dive in and stop them, rip them out
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: from the water.
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, is they got to have some sort of way
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: up surveillance or we got two, we got two people
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: that have been underwater for over twenty seconds.
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: Pull them out. Now, kick him out of the hotel.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: Imagine getting kicked out of a hotel in Vegas, the
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: whole hotel. Yeah, you gotta leave. I'm sorry, there's clearly
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: posted on the wall. What part of no breath holding
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: did you not understand? Head always above water? Yeah, you
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: can't get your hair wet in the pool. That's what
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: it sounds like. That's how KB got kicked out of
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: the hotel. That's what that's what actually happened his breath.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: People have been wondering what that story was. That's honestly,
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: it's more shameful than doing cocaine in the hotel. Yeah,
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: you just couldn't let anyone know you were holding your
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: goddamn breath. I don't understand why. I mean, I guess
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: I understand why KB didn't want people to know he
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: was doing cocaine. But then you look at Nicky Smoke's
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: videos over the weekend, He's just freely doing cocaine. Yeah.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: I think it's just like some people are I don't know.
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: I'm I'm on the kb side of that, Like I
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: wouldn't if I was doing cocaine.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't want everyone knowing I was doing cocaine.
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, That's why there are people like Nikki Smokes, who
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: is like the thing is like, you gotta look at
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: the Like Nicky Smokes is someone who I think just
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: assumes that everyone.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: Else is doing cocaine too.
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: So it's like he's like, well, why would I not
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: share that I'm doing coke like everyone else is doing
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: it as well.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, posting a picture of your beer.
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah exactly, Yeah, like no shame. But I think he
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: also sometimes forgets that it's like an insanely illegal drug
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: and very addictive.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: And very dangerous. Right now, it's like the most dangerous
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: time in history to be doing cocaine. Yeah. But then
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: I'll see pictures, I'll see videos of dudes celebrating at
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: like a soccer game in England somebody scores a goal
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: when you just can zoom in on somebody like everyone's
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: jumping up and down. Yeah, just shoveling, Yeah, shoveling it.
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: Imagine being like celebrating in the moment and needing to
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: put cocaine. Moment. Yeah, like I'm feeling so good that
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: I need just scored. Now what I need the cocaine.
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: That's when you have a problem. Yeah, the adrenaline of
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: the team's running is doing nothing.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: There should be a natural high. You should have a
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: little bit of a natural high where it's like, well,
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: this is better than or at least as good as cocaine,
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: instead of the best thing possible happening is like I
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: need some fucking drugs right now.
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: I think when you get into that drug loop, I
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: think it becomes like you're like, oh shit, my team
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: just scored. This is great, but it could be better.
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: You know, this could use right now, so cocaine. Yeah,
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: Like I'm already having fun. Why not have a fucking blast.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: Those are the same dudes that are like in the
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: delivery room, like the joy of having a baby, the
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: greatest joy on her just yeah, just you know, could
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: make this better? Yeah, getting fucked up. I remember watching
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: the It was like a Kindled Jenner documentary, and it
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: was when who's her who's her b d who's her
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: baby daddy? Travis Scott? Is that Kendall or Kyler? Kylie?
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: So it was a Kylie documentary and she just had
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: a baby, and Travis Scott came to the hospital, I
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: guess to meet the baby. And then he just like
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: went back and like sat sat in the backs of
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: the car and rolled up like a huge backward, just
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: like fucking shocked at what he had just seen. It
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: just had to get immediately fried after seeing his baby.
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: Ship My my girl just gave birth, gonna have to
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: get high as fock. I needed to get that fucking
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: keem dog.
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess now is the good time to smoke
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: a four gram backwood.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: He had like a thousand yards stare, like he just
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: got out of trench warfare of smoking dust, had a
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: kid time to smoke most people's monthly weed. Something was
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: exactly what happened. I couldn't fucking believe it because I
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: haven't gone through that like that. It is like the
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: best natural and like you really don't think about like
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: smoking weed at all, and like he just like.
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: I feel like that'd be the last thing going through
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: it right Where can I light up.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: He probably like made an excuse. He's like, all right,
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: I'll be right back. Yeah, I'm gonna go down to
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: the food court.
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: Same thing with like those videos of those people that
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: are like playing Call of Duty like in the delivery room.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: Whether they're like.
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, like I can't play video games when I
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: have something to do like six hours from then. Yeah,
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: I can't imagine just like chilling being like focused on
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: the game.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: Would if you're the woman in that scenario, would you
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: rather the guy just not be there? Yeah? Yeah, absolutely,
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: stay your eyes at home.
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: I don't think like I'm sure there are women out
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: there who have like told their their husband or their
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: boyfriend like yeah, you can bring the game, but there
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: is not a single person on earth that is okay
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: with that. Yeah, what being in the middle of it
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: through birth or giving birth, and just like your husband
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: is like giving colms, like yeah, all right, I'm flanking right.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: Check your six yeah, check pinch someone's pinching. They have
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: to they must have dealt with like physical abust before. Yeah,
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: and they're just it's like one or the other, yes,
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: like okay, like yeah, at least he'll play his game.
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: He'll be here at least he's not hitting everyone.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: It is an insane thing, But I mean, I guess
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: some dudes are addicted. Like there was a I saw
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: a still photo of a man who had his house
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: burned down and the only thing you saved was the
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: PS five. Yeah, I saw that. I don't think that's
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: that crazy though, because like, if you're gonna be in
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: the like whatever a hotel for a few days, like
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: what are you going to go buy another or wait
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: for the insurance to hit? Like this is all you have? Yeah,
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: and for a lot of dudes, like it really is
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: all they have. For a lot of the dudes, that's
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: the most expensive thing they own. It's the most expensive
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: thing and it brings them the most joy. And that's
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: the only reason I bring up the like in the
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: delivery room type of thing. I think that like, once
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: you do have a kid, like that should be bringing
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: you equal to or more than joy than the game. Yeah,
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: but like if you're just like if your house burned down,
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: like you need that, Like he might have ran back in.
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Like if my house were, if my apartment were
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: to burn down, the only thing I would get would
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: be my PC. What about your gabe Davis sign picture like, yeah,
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: if I could fit it. What about your de Niro?
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: That thing is burning? What that thing is going up?
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: And I might throw that in?
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: What the fire star? They do the forensics on it.
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: It was Arson he burned the card from Lo Conda Verde.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: That was the first thing that burned.
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: But yeah, I mean like in my apartment right now,
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: the most valuable thing is my PC. And to be honest,
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: it's like it's it's not even close.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: Or like your apartment burns down and and it's like
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: the Pentagon, but it's just like two perfect loknda very days.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: How do these get planted here? I mean, like what
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: would you get? What would you take? Your kids? My
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: kids and my dog?
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then there's nothing else. I've been in your apartment.
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: There's not there's nothing you're taking. Yeah, of course I'm not.
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: I'm not the same.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: I'm not tethered to worldly items. Oh ship the granite ball,
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: roll it out? Then not the metal knot.
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you can't take the TV, it's way too big.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: Well, that shit's framed in I mean, that's that's not
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: moving an even a chance. Sarah Sherman Samuel Carpets can't
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: take those. I I have no worldly possessions.
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: I don't even honestly like getting the PC out.
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: I guess my fabletics. I would take my fabletics of course,
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: have to clothes. Clothes is a good one.
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: Like there's gotta be like, yeah, Mike reil sink, like
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: there's a couple. There's a couple of pieces that you
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: know you'd be missing. That's that hat that you stole
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: from me so long ago.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: It's crazy. How did I seal it from you?
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: That was the hat that they sent us, and they
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: sent us and I was like, that's the one, that's
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: the best one, and then I like and you went missing?
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: Like that was almost over a year ago. I think
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: I wasn't close. No, it wasn't.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah it was. There's other ones in that box over there.
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: Why don't you take one of those? Honestly that today
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: is today is dressed like little sass day. I'm low key.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: I have like a full youth, and I don't wear cuzs.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: But this is like their fablet. This is a collar.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: This is a collared cuz. Yeah, that's true. Maybe I do.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: This is I would wear I would wear. You would
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: wear everything I have on not those socks. Those at Nike.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: Cat Bro, here's your Nike Bro. Trade me socks, now,
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: switch me, switch me chairs.
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: Bro's got the Nike because bros got the Nikes on
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: with the Hain sock.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: Oh dude, I'm not gonna live this down. What if
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: the huzz see this? Don't let the huzz see this?
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: Would you buy those on door dash?
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: Some sucks static. I need some socks right now. See Schefter,
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: this is like the most explosive day of the year.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: Schefter keeps blowing up my on my schefter keeps on
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: texting me, Mike Evans to the Niners. What holy ship?
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: Mike Evans to the Niners, Holy ship. I got adjust
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: my fantasy my dynasty fantasy league. Yeah, that's nice. I job.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: I'm jealous that you get the dynasty. I don't have
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: a dynasty. I'm just fucking really cap.
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: The dynasty, Like right now is a time or like
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: they're still playing.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: You're playing. It's like there's a there's another draft in
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: the off season for all the rookies that come in,
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: and you can trade the draft picks. You can trade
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: like three first round picks.
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: I know one thing about the Dynasty that I think
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: sounds not as fun as people that have to like tank.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like we're gonna be bad this year. But if
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: you do tank, well, if you have no first but
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: if you do tank, you could be like, well, I
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: have the first overall pick in the draft next year, yeah,
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: in the in the like rookie draft.
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: So then you can you got a tank again. But
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: if I got a tank two years in a row,
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm not playing this that this is no
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: longer fun.
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: Let's let's make this this into a dynasty league.
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: The one that we have going right now. Yeah, I'm down.
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: That would be so fun. What is there fresh dynasty league?
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: Is there a.
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: Difference between a dynasty league and a keeper league?
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: I think? Or yeah, keeper, I think it's a keeper
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: that's the same thing. I think. So I don't know. I
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: want to know bad though. I want to know so
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: damn bad.
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: I mean, I'm definitely down, bro. I took the took
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: the amtrak this weekend both ways to.
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: Virginia to v A. What's that four hours? Five hours?
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: Have you been on the new ASSELA? I don't think
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: it's pretty nice.
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: You sit first class?
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: No, I never sit first class on the train. Because
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: I don't really see what.
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: The point is. I think that bring you meal service.
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: I don't want their shit food. I don't think it is, Dude,
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: it definitely is. I don't think it is. I think
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: it's like I think it's the equivalent of airplane food.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: You don't think it's dog shit? What?
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: No, I don't eat that shit anymore. What I'll play
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: those games?
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: What the fuck are you talking about?
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: I took the am track there so fast, two pm
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: train got in at five.
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: That's crazy, God damn.
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: And then I'm going so then I have an early
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: train yesterday to come back nine am Asella again, the
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: new one, it says in the top corner.
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: It's like the new one. I'm pumped. I'm waiting.
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: I get to the transition, I'm like, I'm looking for
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: my track. I'm like, I don't see it anywhere. I
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: realized I booked it from New York.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: To DC again.
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: What Luckily there was another train ten minutes later, but.
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: It wasn't a sella.
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: But it wasn't the Asella. And it was a four
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: hour train ride instead of three instead of three. And
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: let me tell you that extra hour.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: Will get you. Yeah, you basically get jet lag.
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, especially when at the second stop of the trip,
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: a five hundred pound.
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: Lady decides to just sit right next to you.
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, damn brother, you gotta this was me the whole
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: the whole time, four straight hours of this.
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: That's the worst. You gotta put the coat down.
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: There isn't one on the on the og.
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: Oh it's Oh you can't just put a coat right
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: on the seat next to you. Oh no, it would
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: it would have been there would have been a riot. Yeah,
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: but at least you can kind of determine.
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: I had the bag, and then I was like, I
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: think I'm good. And then more people started getting on
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: and I was like, I got to ditch the bag.
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: What about sitting on the outside seat. Yeah, but then
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't have the charger. But then no, but you
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: sit on the outside seat and if somebody comes you
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: scooch in one, that's a pro move. I think it
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: was bound to happen regardless. Unfortunately, she probably saw you
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: and you're like, she thought you were a tasty treat. Yeah,
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: it was tough. She thought you were a delicious little
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: snack that she could nibble on the flight or throughout
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: the train ride. It was tough. It is uncomfortable. What
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: did you hit the steam deck on the way back? Nothing?
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: Because I was sick. I woke up sick. She just
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: looked out the windows, looked out the window. I tried
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: to sleep.
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: I didn't really sleep much that last I mean, we
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: got stuck outside of Penn Station for I think fifteen minutes.
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: It might have been the longest fifteen minutes of my
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: entire life.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: That is not It wasn't when you went underground, was it?
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: It was right before? Okay, we were waiting will you
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: go underground? And there is like twenty minutes of underground,
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: like people will stand up?
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, people, everyone standing up. People stand up the second
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: you go underground, and it's like we've get you. You've
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: done it before. You know, we're not close.
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: It's new be behavior to stand up. Okay.
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• 45:41
  Speaker 1: So Train Podcast Trent got to switch it up a
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: little bit.
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: I was a little bit worried about, like the uh,
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: I just keep on getting these notifications that are like
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: iran as activating sleeper cells.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: There. I'm on the train and I'm just I mean,
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: I'm paranoid. They are not going to fucking tell you
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: beforehand if there's a sleeper, so they're gonna hit you
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: where you least expect it. They're not gonna get a
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: nody that there's gonna be a terrorist attack.
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: I'm just getting I'm getting a lot of a lot.
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: They're not dropping leaflets, they might that's a US move.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: We dropped the leafless Yeah that's Israel. Yeah, we know
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: Iran would never do that. They would never drop the leaflets.
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: Have you seen the pictures of Tehran in Iran? Yeah,
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: like the videos.
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: Like what just because it's like blown to shit, it's
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: it's just like it's on fire.
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just small. It looks like a Michael Bay move. Yeah,
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: they totally destroyed it. Yeah.
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: I don't really know who it's for. I don't really
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: know who either side of it is for. Like I
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: don't understand, like obviously America doesn't really have any stance
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: in it other than the one we do not speak of.
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: But the we're trying to.
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: But I don't know, Like, well, if Israel wants us
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: to attack Iran and we attack Iran and now Iran
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: is destroyed, but now Israel's just getting fucking destroyed too,
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: So like who's winning?
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: Who is it for? Right on? Really?
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: I don't I just don't get it. I think I
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: might have lost touch a little bit.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're freeing them, but but we're also killing all
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: of them. Yeah, we're what we're freeing them from, is
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: that their mortal coil? Yeah, exactly. We're bringing them from
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: their tethers to this the world of the world. But
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: it is freedom.
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: Well, it's like we killed the guy in charge, which
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: was good. Everyone seemed to like that, but then we
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: just can't. It's still I don't know if it's us,
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: I don't know who it is. I don't know who
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: it is, but I'm anti I've said it just.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: Not a war guy, you know, Yeah, you should be.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: I should be. Of course, that's where the money is.
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: That's where the cash is. What we should be is
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: making We should be making money off of it somehow,
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: and I just can't think of how everybody else is
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: making a fucking brick off of it. And it was
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: like music munitions, Is it like fantasy football trope f
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: to make shells or something like that. These are both shells.
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: These are potential mortars that we could be using, like
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: or a government needs both of these.
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we need gathering up anything solid that you haven't.
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: That that that that if you if you explode that,
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: there shrapnel of that that will fucking destroy someone.
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: Anything can be a weapon. Start finding them.
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: I'm just deeply, deeply jealous of the people who find
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: ways to make money off of things.
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but then those people they're not sleeping at night,
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: or they are.
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: They are sleeping there, sleeping like babies. Yeah. The only
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: business idea that's coming out of my household is is
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: a it's like a karaoke bus. This is for the war. No,
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: it's just a business idea. Okay, I say it's the
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: only business idea that we have. We haven't fear. I mean,
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: isn't that already a thing?
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: Is it?
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: I think that's like I think if you look up
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: karaoke bus, it'll just come on.
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: Is that definitely a thing? Pretty sure? Yeah? Where the
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: where the bus drives to your party. Everybody gets on
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: and they do karaoke, and we outfit the inside of it.
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: I think it's been around for decades, has it? I
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: mean already we already started.
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: Fuck a karaoke bus, the karaoke bus, like, I mean,
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: that's just a party bus.
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: No, but it's it's parked, it doesn't drive drive into
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: your house. We drive it to your house the day beforehand.
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: Everybody gets on, does karaoke. We pick it up the
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: next day. So your party turns into a karaoke party.
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: Wouldn't you rather just go to karaoke.
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: No, you can have it at your house. Why go
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: to karaoke? We bring karaoke to you.
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: But you can do Like the problem with karaoke is
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: that YouTube really eliminated the need for the whole, the
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: whole setup, Like you can do kabaoke at your house,
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: you just got to pull it up on YouTube.
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: But then the ads. What about the ads YouTube premium?
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: You want to spend all the money on the bus
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: or what about the mic bucks on the preview?
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: What about the mics? They got games like this, Now,
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: come on, dude, they only have limited songs on the games. No, no, no,
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: you can get it. There's only like twenty six songs
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: in the games. I look, I'm for it. I'll help.
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: I'll help on poke holes in it because there I
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: went to a party that had like an Irish pub
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: pulls up at your house. That's kind of cool. It's like,
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: why that one's so cool? And the fucking one I'm
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: bringing up is like suddenly sucks ass And everybody thought
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: of it, Well, how.
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: Does an Irish pub pull up at your house? What
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: do they have like guinness on tap?
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: They can't. Well, that's because of the liability. You can't
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: bring the gun it. You have to have your own
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: guinness and you can kind of plug it in.
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: So what do they bring just themselves?
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: They bring a pub? How do you bring a pub?
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: It's like a trailer that's like outfitted like an old
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: Irish pub. The inside of it looks like and feels
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: like an Irish pub.
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: So you went in it? What do you mean like
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: you went into the pub?
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like a trailer. Wouldn't you rather just go
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: to a pub? The pub comes to you, but what
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: you get about?
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: But it doesn't come to you because you have to
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: have your own drinks.
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: You have your you bring the guinness. The whole point of.
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: Going to an Irish pub is to have like a nice,
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: perfect guinness.
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: No, it's to feel like you're in an Irish pub,
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: but you're not.
• 51:22
  Speaker 3: You're in a fucking trailer in someone's back yard and
• 51:24
  Speaker 3: it feels like you're in a pub. But wouldn't you
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: rather just be at a pub?
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: We don't have And it's like it's like a family party.
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: There's like kids running around on the trampoline. You can't
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: have the trampoline outside of I fucking uh.
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: I think that might be over complicating.
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: Temple bar in Dublin or whatever.
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: That feels like a little bit of an over accomplished
• 51:45
  Speaker 3: So you're back in on the karaoke bar, then, no,
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: I'm fully out on both.
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, what's your business idea is turning our fantasy
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: football fucking trophies into shells to sell the Halliburton.
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: I don't have any like current current big ideas, I
• 51:59
  Speaker 3: mean exactly, and it shows I've always got my standards,
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: you know, my my ice my ice cube cage for
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: your drink. So what the fuck when you when you
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: get a glass of water and you put a bunch
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: of ice in it, and you and you want to
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: drink it, You're not really getting a lot of the
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: water because the ice is just hitting you in the
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: face and it's very cold on your on your on
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: your lips. So this would be a little bit of
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: like a grate that would go over the ice. Okay,
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: keep the ice at the bottom. And a lid, yeah essentially,
• 52:32
  Speaker 3: but it's for like a cup.
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a lid on the cup. But what do you
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: need with the lid? A straw.
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: Looks bad for the environment.
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: Straws well, like doesn't Starbucks have like the lid where
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: those are those use more plastic than the straw. So
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: what is this plastic free or a metal is a
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: reusable a metal brais it doesn't have to be metal.
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: What's it made of? I don't know.
• 52:56
  Speaker 5: PCP pipes that for PC, PCP PC what is it?
• 53:03
  Speaker 5: It's not PCP PPC, PCP is the.
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: Drug PCP pipe. I think that put the top TVC
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: pipes And that's more plastic than the straw. But it's reusable.
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: But that's more plastic than the lids. No, it's you're
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: gonna use it forever see BBC over the top.
• 53:24
  Speaker 3: I think this is a great idea. And I mean,
• 53:27
  Speaker 3: and you're just now you're just knocking it down. You're
• 53:29
  Speaker 3: just you're just gonna knock it down whatever.
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to It's like when I'm in the
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: draft room if I have a prospect that I like,
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to poke holes in the prospect.
• 53:36
  Speaker 3: I like, well, I'm trying to steal it here. This
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: one out. This is more of an app.
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: This one.
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: I actually don't even know if I want going public
• 53:45
  Speaker 3: because I think it's such a good idea.
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: You ever been in a rush? You're late?
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: Sure, and you go on Google Maps or you go
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: on Apple Maps, and you go like, okay, I got
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: to get to the office.
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: You type in the address to the office, and it's
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: given you train or Uber. Sure, why not both? Why
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: not both?
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: Why not give me the fastest way possible to get there?
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 54:10
  Speaker 3: So maybe it says, okay, take the train, hop on Christopher,
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: fly up to fourteenth at fourteenth call an Uber Uber
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: from there. It will cut you down five minutes.
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: But it does that. No, it doesn't. Are you sure? Yes?
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: This is what I'm talking about.
• 54:26
  Speaker 3: I'm talking about this is this is an app that
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: is going to give you the fastest way possible to
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: get somewhere. So it could say Uber Uber to this
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: train station, take that train, then hop on a city
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: bike and then fly there rather than just the Uber
• 54:40
  Speaker 3: because there is a fast I know, there's a faster way.
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: I mean, you would have to integrate all of these
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: apps because Uber doesn't want you taking anything, but Uber
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: city Bike only wants you takeing city bike. Yes, it
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: would be a third party, an aggregator. Yes, a third
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: party aggregator.
• 54:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: I could get behind this. This is a good idea.
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: This is actually a great idea.
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: Like I like you ever, Like like if you're somewhere
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: where maybe there's not a direct Like if I go
• 55:02
  Speaker 3: from my apartment to the stand, I can't take the train.
• 55:05
  Speaker 3: There's no direct train, right, so get so all my
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: only options are.
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: Uber or bike or walk right right right right.
• 55:14
  Speaker 3: I know there's another way. I just don't know what
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: it is.
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: It's the tunnels, honestly.
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so I think that's a good idea.
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: I think that is just a really good idea. Let
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: me throw one at you, clear toaster. How would it?
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: Wouldn't it melt? Well, you don't know what it's made of.
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: What is it going to be made of glass or plastic?
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: I don't hate it, but I don't know if it's necessary.
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: But then you could see how toasted the thing is.
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: Look, I don't hate it. It's not going to be
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: life changing, like my app will be.
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: My boy saw Mark Cuban at the bar in Philly,
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: and he went right up to him and was like,
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: what do you think clear toaster shark tanked him in
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: real time. He was like, not a bad idea. He's
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: probably gonna make it. Yeah, he shouldn't have said that.
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: He's probably crushing it, right, to the enemy. I mean,
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: every time I see Cuban posting online, he's doing a
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: new workout and he's never doing full extension on his curls.
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: He's always swinging his arms on his curls. It's like Cuban. Yeah,
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: he's using the full bottle on bro Yeah, Cuban missile
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: crisis with curls. Dude, it's fucking He's using his full
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: body and then it shows because he would have had
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: way lumpier fucking.
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: He does have skry arms, like he's built big, and
• 56:33
  Speaker 3: then his arms.
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: They tape her off, right, it's all fat. Not a
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: good look. He should talk to Bezos. Yeah, Bezos has
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: great arms. Yeah, well, Bezos is obviously doing full extension
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: on his curls.
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Bezos is definitely just hitting biceps.
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exclusively. One hundred curls a day. Is your sickness
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: getting in the way of your ability to do one
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: hundred curls a day?
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I went, I went like I had
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: almost a borderline of France. Workout at the UH the
• 57:01
  Speaker 3: Hilton Arlington this weekend. You did some crazy shit some
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: some some crazy shit super sets.
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: What kind of shit? Break it down for me?
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: Please, Well, I only did one super set.
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: I did.
• 57:16
  Speaker 3: Uh, but I was doing I mean it's a tiny gym.
• 57:19
  Speaker 3: It wasn't It was like one bench, one treadmill. Yeah,
• 57:22
  Speaker 3: luckily that was the only.
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: Person in there, just getting after it. Someone's got to
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: get the job done. So nice when you're the only one,
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: you're like carrying the flag of people working extre Like,
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: there's how many rooms here. There's like hundreds of rooms
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: in this hotel and I'm the only one working. I
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: was knocking on the doors as I was.
• 57:36
  Speaker 3: As I was, I was like, anyone else is gonna
• 57:38
  Speaker 3: get in there today, just gonna.
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: Be a little lazy. People are noticing. Yeah one twenty six,
• 57:43
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  Speaker 1: Oh god, you must be burning it out. Four sets
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  Speaker 1: up to fifties for the dumbell lift? No, I'm saying,
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  Speaker 1: get jacks, why not exactly exact times? They don't even
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  Speaker 1: have those less Yeah, calisthenics sounds so nice. I was
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  Speaker 1: just doing pull ups and push ups today. Oh you
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  Speaker 1: need hardest thing, the hardest thing under the sun.
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  Speaker 3: Oh easily be careful though, get injured doing that, really,
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  Speaker 3: but put those pull ups.
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  Speaker 1: We'll get you. Francis has me going heavy on that
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  Speaker 1: every minute on the minute burd piece too. Yeah. I'm
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  Speaker 1: never doing that shit. It's so yeah, it's so embarrassing.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 3: It is good, though. Sometimes you got to get in
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 3: there and just get it all out.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: You know. I'll take off my headphones and hear how loud.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: I've been breathing and it's humbling. Oh, and there's other
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: people in the gym. There's like side eyes, full wheeze.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: One time I was doing box jumps at a gym.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: I was on vacation, and that's a vacation workout. Yeah.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: I was doing box jumps and they were doing a
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: yoga class in another studio and someone walked in. The
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: instructor walked in and was like, can you please stop
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: doing that? Really, you're making too much noise and trying
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: to relax in here.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 3: Oh that's crazy. I would have said no, I would
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 3: have cranked it up another level.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: I couldn't. I couldn't possibly do that. Wasn't it embarrassed property?
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah that makes sense. I had to respect them. Other times,
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  Speaker 1: fucking get my feet out of the water.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: Like I'll just be kicking so loud. My wife will
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: be like everyone can fuck everyone's looking at it. Yeah,
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: just kicking loud as well, you're embarrassing us. I can't
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: embarrass the family on vacation. But also you can't skip
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: the workout, So like I work out embarrassing.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you gotta gotta find the time to get it in.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: That's just who I am.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 3: I'm always gonna find the time to get it in.
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  Speaker 1: I'm fucking obsessed with it. Honestly, That's why you need
• 1:01:40
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• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: you could get back to the fucking jungle. I might
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: just get in the sauna today, honestly, sweat it out.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: Sweat it out. You should build a sauna in your
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: house the way Stephen Cha used to have one in
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: his bedroom.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 3: Honestly, I just like went into my bathroom and I
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 3: just like turned cod on on my gaming laptop and
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 3: closed the door. I fucking it might hit two hundred
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 3: than I thought.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: You got the laptop so you could game on the road,
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: and you're saying it's already overheating. And the thing that
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: cools it down.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 3: Is, look, I'm not gonna I got I got fucked,
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 3: I got boned. It was a dumb purchase.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: Send it back.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 3: I can't why, because I I The thing is like
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: this weekend was supposed to be the judgment weekend, but
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 3: I didn't end up having the I didn't really want
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: a game.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: Because you didn't want to upset the fat guy snoring
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: next to you in the room. I was just like tired.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 3: I mean, clearly I was coming down with something, so
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 3: that that explains it.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: But I was just tired.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 3: And I was like I was finishing up the shows,
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 3: and it's like, when you're murdering that hard.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: It takes so much out of you. Did you kill.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 3: I did good? They got a good snore the last show,
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 3: the Saturday late show. I had a really fun time.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 3: Really yeah, I got I got some new, fun, new
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 3: fun Epstein stuff that I'm doing.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: Do you think that, uh, there's any chance to like
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: being in that area, you were maybe talking to somebody that.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so I didn't. I actually didn't know that. And
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 3: then I was talking to the host. It was just
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 3: a two man shows, just me and one other dude,
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 3: and I was talking to him and he said that, uh,
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 3: that there was a comedian that came like a couple
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 3: of weeks before who was doing a bunch of Epstein jokes,
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 3: and like someone didn't someone said something and then they
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 3: asked and he was like, apparently there was like a
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 3: group of people that like their job is.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: Redacting the files in the crowd.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 3: What because there's so many people losing jobs in DC
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 3: right now, and like that's one of the jobs that
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 3: like everyone can get is being someone that redacted.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: There's that many people redact that.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 3: That's what he told me. I don't know how true
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 3: it is, but it's.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: The same people that were shoveling in New York.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, isn't that nuts?
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: What the fuck?
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 3: But he said he was like if people pull back
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 3: on that stuff, He's like, don't be surprised, because like
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 3: a lot of those people like they're there and it
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 3: is like it wasn't It wasn't like the shows were
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 3: like only my fan base, like it is like when
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 3: I go to like Boston or Philly or something like that,
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 3: it was a lot of like, yeah, that person could
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 3: work in the CIA.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: What Yeah, So those people all just know what was
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: actually happening.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 3: I mean, I'm sure they signed insane NDA's and then
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 3: the government probably kills them after anyway.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: Right, So they they might as well just say it.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: If you're gonna get killed. They say it on stage
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: at the comedy show.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 3: If you're just like an average Joe redacting Epstein files,
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 3: You're they're gonna kill you. It's just a matter of
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 3: when Yeah.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like when Genghis Khan had all of his
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: soldiers like build a massive temple for him when he died,
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: and then like he killed all the soldiers, and then
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: other soldiers killed all the soldiers who killed the soldiers.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 3: Like I would imagine it's like similar to like the Joker,
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 3: Like remember the Dark Knight when he robs the bank, Yeah,
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 3: and then he just kills everybody. Yeah, I'd imagine that's
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 3: how it is.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: Definitely yeah Epstein.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 3: Once, Yeah, Jeff, that son of a bitch.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: Imagine to hearing somebody like joking making fun of like, uh,
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: the most notorious pedophile of all time, and then people
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: in the crowd being like, yeah, because I did one
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: of the jokes too far, Yeah, you don't make fun
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: of that.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was funny. I did one of the jokes.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 3: And then I was like, I don't really think this
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 3: is like one where I gotta be like worried, like
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 3: one of the jokes didn't really do that well, and
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 3: I was like I said it. I was like, I
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 3: don't think this is one where I have to be
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 3: like worried about like what side people are on. Yeah,
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 3: Like this seems pretty like we're all on the side
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 3: sucking their teeth at that joke, like, yeah, arresting, Yeah
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 3: I knew, Yeah, I knew that was a friend of mine.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I consider Jeffrey a close friend.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 3: Which it's crazy because there's definitely people out there.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's like, I mean, like Trump, like, yeah,
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: I guess the president, but he also like leading up
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: to it, it's like, if you have a friend that's
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: doing that, do you just like stay silent or do
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: you be like, hey, like what, we got to find
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: who's fucking doing this? Fuck that guy, because that's kind
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: of how Trump was. And then they dug into it
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: and it's like, oh, his fingerprints are all over it?
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: What do you mean because they say that Trump at first,
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: like leading into this, he was it's like, if you
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: elect me, I'm gonna fucking discover all the Epstein show.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah yeah, you're like, yeah, we got to
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: find out what the fuck's going on in this?
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like, well we're you're you're in this. You also
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 3: said we weren't going to go to a war with Iran.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: You're telling me this man's been lying to us.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 3: It is pretty funny, not that obviously not the Iran
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 3: boor and all that stuff.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: But what the kid's getting fucked?
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 3: No, No, that's not funny.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: Just the well which party it's just figure out like
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: it's funny.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 3: I'm I'm having a hard time keeping in staying in
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 3: the loop, which I know is bad because I know
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 3: it's what they want to happen and they want everyone
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 3: to stop paying attention to it. But it's like I
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 3: kind of found myself going down these like rabbit holes
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 3: and like I was getting like so like I'm listening
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 3: to like Tucker Carlson's interview with Mike Huckabee and all
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 3: of his ship, and then it was like it's just
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 3: like there's nothing I can do about it. So it's
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 3: like I can keep on like reading all there is
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 3: something you can do, and you.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: Get you get outraged to yourself. Yeah, but I was, Fuck,
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: aren't people paying attention to that ship? Yeah? But I was.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 3: And then like then you go on threads and become
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 3: a reply yeah exactly, and then you tweet and then
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 3: people get mad and then people are like.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: So it's like, what is there to do? You focus
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: on fantasy football?
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 3: Is focus on fantasy football? Get better at counter strike exactly?
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 3: Those are the things that you need to do, which
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 3: I'll be the first to say it before the news
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 3: gets out there. I think my ceiling in counter Strike
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 3: is higher than call of duty already.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: Well, because you're washed at call of duty and your
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: ceiling is the floor, there is no ceiling.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 3: Oh man, I had a four piece on counter Strike
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 3: yesterday that just I haven't felt I haven't felt that
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 3: good in a while.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: Did you clip it? Yeah? Of course? Is it out? No?
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: Not yet? Working on a montage right now? Can we
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: put it out for a Actually not, you'll use it
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: for bush Well.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 3: We could get a little we could get a little
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 3: tease on boy Dad too, so a boy Dad. The
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 3: thing is we're not allowed to use music anymore, right,
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 3: that's like fully, Yeah, you could sing something because I
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 3: wanted to use You can make some generated the user
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 3: generated content. That would be pretty funny, or.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: Just like singing the Halo song over it.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 3: It's just it's like choir music. Yeah, that would be
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 3: so funny. I wanted to do the Drake song from
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 3: if you're reading this, it's too what's the one where
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 3: he goes like I had I had to switch the
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 3: beat up?
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: Oh uh uh? What is it what he says, had
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: to switch the beat up.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 3: It was getting too predictable. The new ship is on steroids.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 3: Do you know the song I'm talking about it? I
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 3: could find it, no telling, Yeah, I want to know
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 3: that song. And then I wanted it. I wanted to
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 3: start with cod and then when it switches the beat up,
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 3: I wanted to go into counter strike. But I mean
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 3: that was gonna be that's that's aye.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: Plus.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 3: No, I don't want to risk it. I'm not. There's
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 3: no way I'm risking that. Why I heard how much
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 3: those lawsuits were from other people that just.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: Put it on a burner and retweet it. Yeah, but
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: I don't think I still think they'll get you. No,
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: not if you started on a burners as Chuck Tomato
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: does it or whatever it was, then yeah, chucked it.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: I got.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 3: I have a burner specifically for call of duty edits.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: And for like complaining about the president.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 3: You know this is all distraction, right, No, I don't
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 3: have a burner for that. I have a burner. My
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 3: burner is very public. People can find it if they
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 3: if they try hard enough. I only tweet. I just
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 3: tweet gaming clips, right, and they get No, they get
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 3: no light.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: God, you need to put it in front of the
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: right audience. Yeah, you're sweeping it under the fucking rug. Yeah,
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: what have we got? We're done?
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 3: Oh, we're done. Perfect, all right. I'm gonna be in
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 3: Cleveland and Detroit this weekend. Tickets are on sale for
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 3: that now. I'm pretty pumped. Honestly, I'm enjoying, uh, getting
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 3: back on the road. Don So come to those shows please.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: So nice to have you back on the road. Brother
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: Francis will be back next episode, possibly with some guests
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: or something like that, so stay tuned. Yes, thank you
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: guys for listening. We will see you on Thursday. Goodbye.