Latest / Classic Adventure Books Library / 35 - Gulliver's Travels - Jonathan Swift
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- 0:00Chapter eight, the author relate several particulars of the Yahoos, the great virtues
- 0:08of the Wynhams, the education and exercise of their youth, their general assembly.
- 0:15As I ought to have understood human nature much better than I supposed it
- 0:19possible for my master to do so, it was easy to apply the character
- 0:23he gave the Yahoos to myself and my countrymen, and I believed I could
- 0:29make yet further discoveries from my own observation. I therefore often begged his honor
- 0:35to let me go among the herds of Yahoos in the neighborhood, to which
- 0:40he always very graciously consented, being perfectly convinced that the hatred I bore these
- 0:46brutes would never suffer me to be corrupted by them. And his Honor ordered
- 0:52one of his servants, a strong sorrel nag, very honest and good natured,
- 0:57to be my guide, without whose protection I durst not undertake such adventures.
- 1:04For I have already told the reader how much I was pestered by these
- 1:07odious animals upon my first arrival, and I afterwards failed very narrowly three or
- 1:15four times of falling into their clutches. When I happened to stray at any
- 1:19distance without my hanger, and I have reason to believe they had some imagination
- 1:25that I was of their own species, which I often assisted myself by stripping
- 1:30up my sleeves and showing my naked arms and breasts in their sight when my
- 1:36protector was with me, at which times they would approach near as they durst
- 1:42and imitate my actions after the manner of monkeys, but ever with great signs
- 1:47of hatred. As a tame jackdaw with cap and stockings is always persecuted by
- 1:53the wild ones when he happens to be got among them. They are prodigiously
- 1:59nimble from their infancy. However, I once caught a young male of three
- 2:02years old, and endeavored by all marks of tenderness to make it quiet.
- 2:08But the little imp fell, squalling and scratching and biting with such violence that
- 2:14I was forced to let it go, and it was high time for A
- 2:19whole troop of old ones came about us at the noise, But finding the
- 2:23cub was safe for a way, it ran, and my sorrel nag being
- 2:28by, they durst not venture near us. I observed the young animal's flesh
- 2:35to smell very rank and the stink was somewhat between a weasel and a fox,
- 2:39but much more disagreeable. I forgot another circumstance, and perhaps I might
- 2:47have the reader's pardon if it were wholly admitted that while I held the odious
- 2:53vermin in my hands, it voided its filthy excrements of a yellow liquid substance
- 2:59all over my clothes. But by good fortune, there was a small brook
- 3:04hard by, where I washed myself as clean as I could, although I
- 3:08durst not come into my master's presence until I was sufficiently aired by what I
- 3:15could discover. They are whose appear to be the most unteachable of all animals,
- 3:21their capacity never reaching higher than to draw or carry burdens. Yet I
- 3:28am of opinion this defect arises chiefly from a perverse, restive disposition, For
- 3:34they are cunning, malicious, treacherous, and revengeful. They are strong and
- 3:38hardy, but of a cowardly spirit, and by consequence insolent, abject,
- 3:45and cruel. It is observed that to the red head of both sexes are
- 3:51more libidinous and mischievous than the rest, whom Yet they much exceed in strength
- 3:55and activity. The huinnums keep the yahoos for present use in huts not far
- 4:02from the house, But the rest are sent abroad to certain fields, where
- 4:09they dig up roots, eat several kinds of herbs, and search about for
- 4:13carrion, or sometimes catch Weasels. All are himmers, a sort of wild
- 4:18rat, which they greedily devour. Nature has taught them to dig deep holes
- 4:26with their nails on the side of a rising ground, wherein they lie by
- 4:30themselves. Only the kennels of the females are larger, sufficient to hold two
- 4:35or three cubs. They swim from their infancy like frogs, and are able
- 4:43to continue long under water, where they often take fish, which the females
- 4:47carry home to their young. And upon this occasion, I hope the reader
- 4:51will pardon my relating an odd adventure. Being one day abroad with my protector,
- 4:59the sorrow or Nag, and the weather exceedingly hot, I entreated him
- 5:03to let me bathe in a river that was near. He consented, and
- 5:08I immediately stripped myself stark naked, and went down softly into the stream.
- 5:15It happened that a young female Yahoo standing behind a bank, saw the whole
- 5:19proceeding, and inflamed by desire as the nag, and I conjectured, came
- 5:26running with all speed, and leaped into the water within five yards of the
- 5:30place where I bathed. I was never in my life so terribly frightened.
- 5:38The nag was grazing at some distance, not suspecting any harm, she embraced
- 5:43me after a most fulsome manner. I roared as loud as I could,
- 5:47and the nag came galloping towards me, whereupon she quitted her grasp with the
- 5:53utmost reluctancy, and leaped upon the opposite bank, where she stood, gazing
- 5:59and towel all the time I was putting on my clothes. This was a
- 6:04matter of diversion to my master and his family, as well as of mortification
- 6:09to myself. For now I could no longer deny that I was a real
- 6:13yahoo in every limb and feature, since the females had a natural propensity to
- 6:18me as one of their own species. Neither was the hair of this brute
- 6:25of a red color, which might have been some excuse for an appetite.
- 6:29I littlely regular, but black as a slow and her countenance did not make
- 6:34an appearance altogether so hideous as the rest of her kind. For I think
- 6:39she could not be above eleven years old having lived three years in this country.
- 6:46The reader, I suppose, will expect that I should, like other
- 6:49travelers, give him some account of the manners and customs of his inhabitants,
- 6:55which it was indeed my principal study to learn. As these noble whinnams are
- 7:00endowed by nature with a general disposition to all virtues, and have no conceptions
- 7:06or ideas of what evil is in a rational creature, so their grand maxim
- 7:12is to cultivate reason and to be wholly governed by it. Neither is reason
- 7:17among them a point problematic as with us, wheremen can argue with plausibility on
- 7:23both sides of the question, but strikes you with immediate conviction, as it
- 7:29must needs do where it is not mingled, obscured, or discolored by passion
- 7:33and interest. I remember it was with extreme difficulty that I could bring my
- 7:40master to understand the meaning of the word opinion, or how a point could
- 7:44be disputed, because reason taught us to affirm or deny only where we are
- 7:48certain, and beyond our knowledge, we cannot do either, so that controversies,
- 7:56wrangling, disputes, and positiveness in false dubious propositions are evils unknown among
- 8:03the Winnhams. In the like manner, when I used to explain to him
- 8:07our several systems of natural philosophy, he would laugh that a creature pretending to
- 8:13reason should value itself upon the knowledge of other people's conjectures, and in things
- 8:18with that knowledge, if it were certain, could be of no use.
- 8:24Wherein he agreed entirely with the sentiments of Socrates, as Plato delivers them,
- 8:30which I mention as the highest honor I can do that, Prince of philosophers.
- 8:35I have often since reflected what destruction such doctrine would make in the libraries
- 8:39of Europe, and how many paths of fame would be then shut up in
- 8:43the learned world. Friendship and benevolence are the two principal virtues among the Winnhams,
- 8:52and these not confined to particular objects, but universal to the whole race.
- 8:58For a stranger from the remoter part is equally treated with the nearest neighbor,
- 9:03and wherever he goes looks upon himself as at home. They preserve decency
- 9:09and civilty, and the highest degrees, but are altogether ignorant of ceremony.
- 9:15They have no fondness for their cults or foals, but the care they take
- 9:20in educating them proceeds entirely from the dictates of reason. And I observed my
- 9:26master to show the same affection to his neighbour's issue that he had for his
- 9:30own. They will have it that a nature teaches them to love the whole
- 9:35species, and it is reason only that makes a distinction of persons where there
- 9:41is a superior degree of virtue. When the matron Hinnhams have produced one of
- 9:46each sex, they no longer a company with their consorts, except they lose
- 9:52one of their issue by some casualty, which very seldom happens. But in
- 9:56such a case they meet again. So when the like accident befels a person
- 10:01whose wife is past bearing, some other couple bestow on him one of their
- 10:05own cults, and then go together again until the mother is pregnant. This
- 10:11caution is necessary to prevent the country from being overburdened with numbers. But the
- 10:18race of inferior Hunhams bred up to be servants is not so strictly limited upon
- 10:24this article. These are allowed to produce three of each sex to be domestics
- 10:30in the noble families. In their marriages, they are exactly careful to choose
- 10:35such colours as will not make any disagreeable mixture in the breed. Strength is
- 10:41chiefly valued in the male, and comeliness in the female, not upon the
- 10:46account of love, but to preserve the race from degenerating. For where a
- 10:50female happens to excel in strength, a consort is chosen with regard to comeliness.
- 10:58Courtship, love, presents, jointers, settlements have no place in their
- 11:03thoughts or terms whereby to express them in their language. The young couple meet
- 11:09and are joined merely because it is the determination of their parents and friends.
- 11:15It is what they see done every day, and they look upon it as
- 11:18one of the necessary actions of a reasonable being. But the violation of marriage
- 11:24or any other unchastity was never heard of, and the married pair pass their
- 11:28lives with the same friendship and mutual benevolence that they bear to all others of
- 11:33the same species who come in their way, without jealousy, fondness, quarreling,
- 11:39or discontent. In educating the youth of both sexes, their method is
- 11:45admirable and highly deserves our imagination. These are not suffered to taste a grain
- 11:50of oats, except upon certain days till eighteen years old, nor milk,
- 11:56but very rarely. And in summer they graze two hours in the morning and
- 12:00as many in the evening, which their parents likewise observe. But the servants
- 12:05are not allowed above half that time, and a great part of their grass
- 12:09is brought home, which they eat at the most convenient hours, when they
- 12:13can be best spared from work. Temperance, industry, exercise, and cleanliness
- 12:22are the lessons equally enjoined to the young ones of both sexes. And by
- 12:26Master thought it monstrous in us to give the females a different kind of education
- 12:31from the males, except in some articles of domestic management, whereby, as
- 12:37he truly observed, one half of our natives were good for nothing but bringing
- 12:41children into the world. And trust the care of our children to such useless
- 12:46animals, he said, was yet a greater instance of brutality. But the
- 12:52Whinnams train up their youth to strength, speed and hardiness by exercising them in
- 12:56running races up and down steep hills and over hard stony grounds. And when
- 13:03they are all in a sweat, they are ordered to leap over head and
- 13:05ears into a pond or river. Four times a year the youth of a
- 13:11certain district meet to show their proficiency in running and leaping, and other feats
- 13:16of strength and agility, whether the victory is rewarded with a song in his
- 13:22or her praise. On this festival, the servants driver heard of yahoos into
- 13:28the field laden with hay and oats and milk for a repast to the Whinnams,
- 13:33after which these brutes are immediately driven back again for fear of becoming noisome
- 13:39to the assembly. Every fourth year at the vernal equinox, there is a
- 13:46representative council of the whole nation, which meets in a plain about twenty miles
- 13:50from our house, and continues about five or six days. Here they inquire
- 13:56into the state and condition of the several districts, whether they are abound or
- 14:01be deficient in hays or oats, or cows or yahoos, and wherever there
- 14:05is any want, which is but seldom it is immediately supplied by unanimous consent
- 14:11and contribution. Here likewise the regulation of children is settled, as for instance,
- 14:20if a Whynham has two males, he changes one of them with another
- 14:24that has two females. And when a child has been lost by any casualty
- 14:28where the mother is past breeding, it is determined what family in the district
- 14:33shall breed another to supply the loss. And apart four Chapter eight