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🎭 Would Josh Thomas be Abbie Chatfield for a day? · The KIIS Breakfast Wrap with Chris, Amy & Jack

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  Speaker 1: Kill all right, we got Josh Thomas in. He's going
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  Speaker 1: to be at the Sydney Comedy Festival this weekend.
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  Speaker 2: Jo who has the question? Me?
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  Speaker 3: That a bit I was saying, I swear I would
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  Speaker 3: you have played in like Wogga or Griffith or something
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  Speaker 3: like that.
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  Speaker 2: Twenty years ago I saw.
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  Speaker 3: You and I was like young gay and then I
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  Speaker 3: was watching you be gay making all these jokes and.
• 0:30
  Speaker 1: I was just.
• 0:33
  Speaker 2: In love is big?
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  Speaker 3: Well, you know in last maybe wa, So watch.
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  Speaker 4: Josh's show then, please like me? Oh for sure?
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  Speaker 2: That TV show was incredible?
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  Speaker 1: Did you fantasize to it?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? You know.
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  Speaker 3: I've just loved you throughout your career and I always
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  Speaker 3: felt a connection because I saw you, you know, so
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  Speaker 3: early when you were rising up.
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  Speaker 1: What can I ask you?
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  Speaker 2: Are you single?
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  Speaker 1: Josh?
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  Speaker 2: I mean I have a boyfriend b You'll be happy?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Less sure for him?
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  Speaker 1: Do you want to Finally?
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  Speaker 2: No, I don't think we can not at work. I don't.
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  Speaker 2: It's nice to me. I mean, I mean, sure one day,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not so busy. I've got three time.
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  Speaker 1: You moved to America, Yeah, I moved to America.
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  Speaker 5: I have something I've got to get off my chest
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  Speaker 5: to Abby though nobody did you read what I said
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  Speaker 5: about you and the Guardian?
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  Speaker 4: No, no, Josh, And I'm scared.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's not It's not bad, I don't think.
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  Speaker 5: But they said to me, they did this interview and
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  Speaker 5: they said, if you could have somebody else's body for
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  Speaker 5: a day, who would it be?
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  Speaker 2: And I said, and I just done your podcast.
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  Speaker 5: I said, well, I'd have a woman's body because if
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  Speaker 5: I could experience that not and then I said, because
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  Speaker 5: you're really hard, I said, of course I'd be Abby
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  Speaker 5: chap Field for a day.
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  Speaker 2: But then they did get too into it, I think
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  Speaker 2: in the interview.
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  Speaker 5: And I got a bit worried that you were going
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  Speaker 5: to read it, because you never know how things are
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  Speaker 5: going to get read.
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  Speaker 1: White when you were explaining her body, I just got.
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  Speaker 5: Really excited about the sort of having Abby chap Yell's
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  Speaker 5: body for a day and all the things that I
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  Speaker 5: could do with Abby chap Yill's body. For Abby's gonna
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  Speaker 5: read this, I'm going have to look in her eyes
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  Speaker 5: one day afore.
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  Speaker 4: You when to confront you about the Guardian article about
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  Speaker 4: my body.
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  Speaker 5: I'm sorry because sometimes they read the messages other men
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  Speaker 5: send you and they're only ten percent different mains, and
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  Speaker 5: that'd sincere com So here we go.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, you want going to read it out? Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: oh yeah, I don't really know who I would say
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  Speaker 1: is a hot woman's body. Oh I just did the
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  Speaker 1: Abby Chatfield podcast. She's pretty hot a body, and I'll
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  Speaker 1: experience what it's like to have a vagina, but not
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  Speaker 1: in a way that's creepy, in a way that's respectful.
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  Speaker 2: To Abby Chatfield.
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  Speaker 1: Would you like me to have a vagina for a day?
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  Speaker 2: No, it's not your show.
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  Speaker 4: I think that is one of the most beautiful things
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  Speaker 4: anyone's ever said, considering the press, it's usually about me.
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  Speaker 5: That's top tier.
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  Speaker 2: I love it. I'm doing that a respectful way. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, also, I don't get you're saying. You know,
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  Speaker 4: a lot of men would send me certain things. I
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  Speaker 4: never ever get hit on, even in I want to
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  Speaker 4: be well, I've it's so good. I've repulsed so many
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  Speaker 4: men with my thoughts, the same with my words that
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  Speaker 4: I actually haven't gotten any creepy d ms in honestly years, Right.
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  Speaker 1: What about when you're back in the day in bachelor days,
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  Speaker 1: you're getting it?
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  Speaker 2: Then?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, a few, But it was like anger fuel, you know,
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  Speaker 4: which they want to hate.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly, ridiculous stuff with it, which is exactly what
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  Speaker 5: you're saying.
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  Speaker 1: Similar that if you said that quote in a very
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  Speaker 1: low voice, like you just hear, yeah, that would be
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  Speaker 1: really well.
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  Speaker 5: You know, you never know how someone's going to read
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  Speaker 5: something written down. You know, sometimes you'll text something thing
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  Speaker 5: to someone you think it's funny and then get it
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  Speaker 5: and they're very hurt feelings.
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  Speaker 2: I loved it. You've got a new show tonight and
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  Speaker 2: chances for it in the next two nights. At the end, more,
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  Speaker 2: that's a good advertisement.
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  Speaker 1: That is what you're here for.
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  Speaker 2: So jiggle jiggle, Yes, why.
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  Speaker 5: Well, it's just supposed to be a fun show. It's
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  Speaker 5: supposed to be about fun and trying to have a
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  Speaker 5: good time. I bring my dog out in it. Did
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  Speaker 5: you think I should have brought her into the studio
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  Speaker 5: with me at the moment? I flew her yesterday for
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  Speaker 5: the first time ever. She comes out in the show
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  Speaker 5: for one minute. It's a scam just to make the
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  Speaker 5: tour producers fly the dog with me, and I flew
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  Speaker 5: her for the first time. I said, it's quite nervous,
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  Speaker 5: you know, it's like sending her like a kid off
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  Speaker 5: to school. I think, because having a dog, everybody would agree,
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  Speaker 5: is exactly the same as having a child exactly.
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  Speaker 2: And I saw her.
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  Speaker 5: Being trimmed through the airport and I'm trying to get
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  Speaker 5: a peek of her, so worried, and it was just
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  Speaker 5: her with a man driving her in her box, and
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  Speaker 5: she looks so kind of stoic and happy, like she
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  Speaker 5: was in a popemobile. And then she's just gone around
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  Speaker 5: the whole day, going to each person and Sydney going
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  Speaker 5: up to them, tapping them and walking on.
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  Speaker 2: She's went like a royal tour. I should have brought
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  Speaker 2: her in. Yeah, man, I did tell me.
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  Speaker 1: So you're saying it was a scam. The dog doesn't
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  Speaker 1: need to be on the tour.
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  Speaker 2: You just wanted them down.
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  Speaker 5: It is a tough moment for me because everyone gets
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  Speaker 5: so excited because it's a dog on the stage. Just
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  Speaker 5: it's something about that's very it's thrilling. It's five months old, exactly,
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  Speaker 5: and they scream and they scream, and I do have
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  Speaker 5: this moment where I think, oh, this is how loud
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  Speaker 5: you could be.
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  Speaker 1: We're having to look at the dog now, sweet supermodel,
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  Speaker 1: if you do.
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  Speaker 3: The one where you fly her in the cabin with you.
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  Speaker 3: You can do that now.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, if you have anxiety or something wrong.
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  Speaker 3: Virgin just allows it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh fly true.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he put her downstairs. That's a bit mean. She's
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  Speaker 2: too thick of woman.
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  Speaker 1: Well, if you want to go and see the Dog
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  Speaker 1: and Josh, of course you can catch Josh Thomas at
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  Speaker 1: the Sydney Comedy Festival all weekend. For tickets, go to
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  Speaker 1: Sydney Comedyfirst dot com dot A. You got on your mate,
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  Speaker 1: You finally got to meet your crush as we crash.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, it's staying steady, steady, steady.
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  Speaker 2: He didn't hear today he made it any better
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  Speaker 1: Thomas