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Bonus IMPROV - You Were Voted Prom Queen · Very Fine Friends

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  welcome to very fun friends i feel like i'm in the mood for a little bonus improv bonus improv
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  bonus improv you say how does that strike you let me think about it oh it struck me give you
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  chills? I got the chills.
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  They're multiplying.
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  Maybe we should do it. Okay.
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  Let's say, Joe, could you help us out with that?
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  Could you give us a suggestion?
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  Your suggestion
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  is folksy.
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  Folksy.
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  Immediately I think of Florence and the Machine.
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  What?
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  She's very folksy.
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  What? No, she's like ethereal.
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  Oh my god, yes.
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  Those are so unrelated.
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  Yeah, they are. Folksy is like,
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  Hey, partner, how you doing?
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  No.
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  Yes.
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  What do you think folksy is?
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  Can I go on down to the bar and have some?
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  No, folksy is like, it's like familiar.
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  It's like Southern charm.
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  Hey, neighbor.
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  Like.
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  No.
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  Ni ha to a pig's eye.
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  Not all the time.
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  Yeah.
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  Yes.
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  No, you're wrong.
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  No.
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  It is not.
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  It is not Florence.
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  She's folks.
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  I can't argue with the buzzer.
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  She is a folk, but like
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  folksy is very much
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  like it is
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  it's not
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  ethereal. Also, I've seen her in
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  concert and she is anything
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  but. She moves like a ray of light.
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  I know. I have too.
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  I guess I just didn't know that word. She looks like
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  a pure white sheet
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  billowing in the wind of its own accord.
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  Yeah, I saw her run up to a child.
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  And then the mother yelled, that's the lady who shook my baby.
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  In a folksy way.
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  She ran up to this, like, I don't even know how old the kid was.
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  Let just do our thing and say 10 And she like put like a crown on her and was just and the child was just like an on i like okay there no way for me to say this without sounding like a creep but i gonna try because
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  you know that's not my intention i was an ugly child this was not an ugly child and i was i
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  remember being annoyed i'm like this child doesn't need this this child is already gonna have like a
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  good life you should have crowned an ugly child yeah you know yeah yeah i was annoyed
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  yeah florence if you're listening and we know you are crown an ugly child and get folksy
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  stop making me wrong yeah start saying folksy things like
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  well is there is there more than one definition no shit the i've i'd tell you if i've seen one
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  juniper berry i've seen a thousand and you sir one juniper berry and a thousand that's actually
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  a nice thing thank you i made it up because i'm faulty you're so ethereal and now improv
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  Um, I, uh, it's okay.
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  Get it out.
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  I don't know.
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  Don't, don't, don't give me the crown.
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  Don't, don't give me the crown.
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  You don't want this?
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  No, I don't.
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  I don't want it.
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  Why?
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  I don't want it.
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  That means I'm ugly.
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  What?
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  That means I'm ugly.
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  What?
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  What do you mean?
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  That's what they, they crown ugly.
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  They crown ugly people to make them feel better about themselves.
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  That's not true.
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  No, I don't want to be prom queen.
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  I don't want it.
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  I don't want it.
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  You were voted prom queen.
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  That's me.
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  They voted on me being the ugliest.
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  Ugly has nothing to do with it.
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  This is a longstanding tradition.
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  No, no, I don't, I don't want you.
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  You guys are animals.
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  Wow.
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  How could you do that I sorry I sorry that I had acne in freshman year Belinda calm down I got proactive It fine now No one needs to know this
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  And I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I wore jeans that had elastic in the waist.
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  I didn't know. They were acid wash. My mom said they were retro. I didn't know.
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  Okay, speech is not... Look, look at the prom king.
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  Wouldn't you say he's hot?
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  Eric?
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  Yeah.
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  So clearly this isn't about looks.
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  Yeah, but it's different for men.
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  The only crown...
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  No one needs to make a man feel better about himself.
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  I don't under...
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  Principal Johnson, stop.
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  Try to...
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  Don't put the crown on my...
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  It's going on your head.
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  300 years this high school
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  has never had a disturbance during the prom queen reveal.
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  And it's not going to happen now.
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  There, it's on.
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  Don't look at me.
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  Smile for pictures.
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  Make it believable.
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  You're pissing me off.
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  I can't.
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  Here, wait.
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  I'm taking it off.
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  No.
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  I'm taking it off.
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  Stop it.
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  I'm going to put it on you.
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  I'll make you ugly.
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  No.
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  Yes.
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  I am already ugly.
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  I'm putting my claws on.
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  The people have voted.
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  The people have voted.
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  That's not what they were voting on.
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  Yes, they were.
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  Yes, they were.
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  Take a poll
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  Take a poll
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  Everyone please text
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  Yes or no
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  To 42219
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  You had that set up already
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  You knew this was gonna happen
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  We're using AI
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  Everything's fast
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  Hope the results are coming in
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  Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
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  What does it say?
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  What does it say?
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  What does it say?
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  Oh
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  Belinda, sit down.
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  Just say it.
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  It says you ugly I know I know But it also says that not why they voted you They said it about Riz I don have
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  any Riz. They thought you did.
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  No. Are you sure? Yes.
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  Are you sure this wasn't a way for them to make
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  me feel better about not having Riz?
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  Yes. For 400 years people have been
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  voting on this.
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  Set up another poll.
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  What now? I want the Riz poll.
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  All right. Does she have Riz?
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  Is it? Yes. Did you vote for me because you thought I
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  Did it have Riz?
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  Thank you.
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  Don't tell me how to make my pulse.
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  Or because I didn't have Riz.
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  Yes, I got this all captured.
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  Yes or no to 41229.
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  Okay, you don't have Riz.
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  I knew it.
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  Why can't you just be happy with the crown?
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  Because it's a pity crown.
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  Who cares?
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  It's still a crown.
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  I would rather be ugly and anonymous.
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  Eric's losing his heart on.
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  What do you want to do?
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  Eric was going to lose his heart on anyway.
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  You don't know that.
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  Yes, I do.
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  He's secretly gay.
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  He's...
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  Shh!
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  You can't do that.
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  I want...
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  Shut up, Eric.
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  I'm ugly.
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  No one's been outed at this high school in 500 years.
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  Well, I guess I'm breaking all kinds of records today.
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  This is supposed to be a nice prom.
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  So I just want you to go out there, wave your stupid hand around, and then go home and cry for all I care.
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  But you're not pulling this shit on my watch.
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  all right you want it ugly you got ugly what yeah that's right i'm gonna show you what i have on
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  under this dress what does that mean what's under the dress yeah yeah don't you don't you pull any
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  shit uh-huh what are you doing what are you doing what is that they're long johns no wait 700 years
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  No one's won long johns
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  in this high school.
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  And they have a butt flap, too.
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  No, Belinda!
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  That's right.
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  And I'm gonna open the butt flap.
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  Oh, here comes Eric.
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  See?