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Make America Trip Again · The Jeffrey and Brian Show

• 0:06
  Audio shared by Testecleese: And now's the time when things are shifting.
• 0:09
  Audio shared by Testecleese: We're gonna… there's gonna be a new world order out there.
• 0:12
  Audio shared by Testecleese: I'm leaving.
• 0:17
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Who are fake news?
• 0:20
  Audio shared by Testecleese: I am not suicidal!
• 0:23
  Audio shared by Testecleese: We'll circle back with you directly. If I can circle back, I'll circle back with you.
• 0:28
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Do not come.
• 0:31
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Do not cough.
• 0:33
  Audio shared by Testecleese: I'm gonna come.
• 0:35
  Testecleese: Hello, and welcome to episode 335.
• 0:38
  Audio shared by Testecleese: of the Jeff Room.
• 0:39
  Testecleese: Line Show, I am Jeffrey.
• 0:40
  Brian McFadden: I'm Ryan.
• 0:42
  Audio shared by Testecleese: How much do you guys drinking some beers, talk about what's going on.
• 0:45
  Testecleese: A little later this week than usual, but a lot of stuff going on in the background over here between both of us.
• 0:56
  Testecleese: Wow, which…
• 0:57
  Testecleese: Might start to level out a little bit here soon, but you never know. Life gets busy, you know?
• 1:06
  Testecleese: Well… Did you see this, Luigi Mangione super fan? Remember Luigi, right?
• 1:12
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:14
  Testecleese: Did you see the superfan of his that was out, like, protesting and screaming that we need to let him free because, you know, this… this rich, executive deserved to die?
• 1:24
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:26
  Testecleese: Yeah, it turns out she's the daughter of a CVS healthcare executive.
• 1:30
  Brian McFadden: Wow.
• 1:32
  Testecleese: So, by her logic, someone should go and assassinate her father, too.
• 1:36
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:37
  Testecleese: Exactly. It's so much fun to listen to these people make their arguments. It's like, no, no, they can't be rich, but I can, because I'm never act… that's the thing, is no one ever actually admits they're rich until
• 1:50
  Testecleese: Let's be real, true rich is probably somewhere around $7 million.
• 1:57
  Testecleese: net worth. Because at that point, you have enough, assets liquidated enough that you can move things around and not actually have to physically work, just live off the interest on the bank.
• 2:08
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:09
  Testecleese: I know everyone's like, no, a million dollars is rich. You hand the average person a million dollars, it'll be gone in under a year.
• 2:16
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:16
  Testecleese: Do you know how many times have we heard of these, lottery winners?
• 2:20
  Testecleese: that go through, like, $100 million in, like, 5 years. You're like.
• 2:23
  Brian McFadden: All the time.
• 2:24
  Testecleese: It's like, what the hell were you doing, you know?
• 2:26
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 2:29
  Testecleese: See, that's the thing, nobody… wealth management,
• 2:33
  Testecleese: asset management is not something most people even think about. They just assume that, if only I had more money, everything would be better, but then they get more money, and they just blow it anyway.
• 2:42
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:43
  Testecleese: You buy yourself a couple nice cars, a nice house, now you have…
• 2:47
  Testecleese: A couple nice cars and a nice house, and so what?
• 2:50
  Testecleese: You still can't feed yourself, you know? Or when the… or when there's a… something goes wrong, you can't afford to repair it.
• 3:00
  Testecleese: I saw something about this,
• 3:03
  Testecleese: I'm still not sure exactly what they were doing with the Kennedy Center. Why were they closing it if they were gonna put Trump's name.
• 3:08
  Brian McFadden: Remodel it.
• 3:10
  Brian McFadden: He was gonna remodel it?
• 3:13
  Testecleese: Okay, so it wasn't closing, it was…
• 3:18
  Testecleese: Being made safe to where… closing it makes it sound like it's being shut down.
• 3:22
  Brian McFadden: No, no, it was… it was… it was being remodeled. He wanted to put some money into it and make it…
• 3:28
  Brian McFadden: Up-to-date more.
• 3:30
  Testecleese: Now, was this also private funding, like the ballroom, or was this federal tax… was this taxpayers with dollars?
• 3:35
  Brian McFadden: Probably private money, no one knew.
• 3:39
  Testecleese: But a judge still doesn't like it.
• 3:41
  Testecleese: Yeah. Won't let the remodel go through, and won't let Trump put his name on it.
• 3:46
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 3:47
  Testecleese: Damn it!
• 3:48
  Testecleese: Now, let's be real, Trump puts his name on fucking everything.
• 3:52
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, he's trying to get a $250 bill.
• 3:54
  Testecleese: I'm gonna get one.
• 3:57
  Testecleese: Aren't you?
• 3:58
  Brian McFadden: Probably.
• 3:59
  Testecleese: Be like, yeah, he's gonna sit in a fucking framed picture frame on the wall.
• 4:07
  Testecleese: Yeah, I saw that, the $250 bill for the 250th anniversary, there's a limited number to be printed, too, right?
• 4:14
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I think so.
• 4:15
  Testecleese: Which would mean that, value would go up over time.
• 4:19
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 4:21
  Testecleese: It'll always at least hold the $250 value, you can still always spend it like American currency if it's real currency.
• 4:27
  Testecleese: Just like the… oh my god.
• 4:30
  Testecleese: Sure, I've mentioned it here before. When I was working at 7-Eleven back in Virginia.
• 4:36
  Testecleese: used to watch the drug addicts come in and buying garbage at 7-Eleven, with what you could tell they, like, stole from their grandmother.
• 4:45
  Testecleese: I got blue seal, $2 bills, frickin' silver certificates.
• 4:49
  Testecleese: And they'd spend them as dollar bills.
• 4:51
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 4:52
  Testecleese: And I'd be like, right into my pocket, I'd pull out cash, throw it in the drawer.
• 4:55
  Brian McFadden: You don't.
• 4:56
  Testecleese: You know what I mean? I was like, this is worth, like, $700. I'm like, what kind of fucking… He's like, oh, I need this now. I was like, dude, you can't wait until tomorrow to get your fucking booze.
• 5:04
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 5:05
  Testecleese: Go sell this at the pawn shop!
• 5:08
  Testecleese: Either.
• 5:10
  Testecleese: And that's how you knew it wasn't theirs, because they didn't… they had no idea.
• 5:13
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they didn't care.
• 5:14
  Testecleese: They didn't realize there was a red seal or a blue seal on the $2 bill. They didn't realize, you know, Jefferson's face was facing the wrong way or something.
• 5:23
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 5:24
  Testecleese: Thanks.
• 5:26
  Testecleese: Oh! I found this interesting, Brian, I'm pretty sure you shared this. The COVID mask thing.
• 5:33
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I shared that one.
• 5:34
  Testecleese: Yeah!
• 5:36
  Testecleese: Sure, there was something like 82 studies done total about the efficacy of masks for respiratory-borne illness.
• 5:43
  Brian McFadden: And CDC did not care, because Fauci said so.
• 5:47
  Testecleese: Yeah, not a single one of these studies said that the mask would help at all, until after Fauci said everyone should wear masks.
• 5:56
  Brian McFadden: And you still see people wearing masks to this day in their car, by themselves.
• 6:01
  Testecleese: Not here, luckily, but I saw a lot of that in Virginia and Massachusetts.
• 6:06
  Testecleese: We do have one lady at church that wears a mask.
• 6:09
  Brian McFadden: Oh, that's fine. She's probably elderly.
• 6:11
  Testecleese: She is, I think she's dealing with immune issues.
• 6:14
  Brian McFadden: That's fine, I don't have a problem with people like that, you know? It's the young, healthy person that's throwing a mask on, you know?
• 6:22
  Testecleese: Yes, you say that, it's funny, because I don't think I shared it, but I read an article about…
• 6:27
  Testecleese: Maybe I'd put it in somewhere.
• 6:29
  Testecleese: Something about…
• 6:30
  Testecleese: one of these elected officials wearing masks. Oh, it's a judge! It is in here somewhere. We'll get to it, about this judge that's requiring her entire courtroom in Michigan, I think.
• 6:40
  Brian McFadden: Oh, great.
• 6:42
  Testecleese: Yeah, to wear masks for… to civil stuff. Except for her!
• 6:46
  Testecleese: Everyone except for her has to wear a mask.
• 6:49
  Brian McFadden: Of course!
• 6:50
  Testecleese: He's like, well, I'm immunocompromised. Like, how is that everyone else's problem?
• 6:55
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 6:56
  Testecleese: And they brought up the argument because, like, the entire legislation took the other side, and the entire judiciary took the other side of her argument.
• 7:05
  Testecleese: was like, Being able to identify people you're convicting guilty or such, or…
• 7:11
  Testecleese: placing, settlements against. It's pretty good to be able to identify them.
• 7:15
  Brian McFadden: Right,
• 7:20
  Testecleese: The Carmelo Anthony trial has finally kicked off.
• 7:24
  Testecleese: Or is about to.
• 7:27
  Testecleese: There'll be no cameras in the courtroom.
• 7:31
  Testecleese: Most of my conservative friends think this is a bad idea, because that's how they're gonna hide all the bad shit they're doing.
• 7:37
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 7:38
  Testecleese: But it's a Texas courtroom.
• 7:40
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 7:41
  Testecleese: And, I think publicizing this is just gonna lead to another fucking, Trayvon Martin, George Zimmerman situation.
• 7:49
  Testecleese: Because, I mean, they made George Zimmerman, the El Salvadorian or Guatemalan-born man, they turned him into a white supremacist.
• 7:56
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they sure did.
• 7:58
  Testecleese: they just saw the name Zimmerman, and immediately, like, no, his father happened to be a white guy. The entire rest of his lineage is Guatemalan.
• 8:05
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 8:07
  Testecleese: But yeah, anyone who doesn't remember, Carmelo Anthony, not the basketball player.
• 8:13
  Testecleese: The, at times, 17-year-old stabbed another teenager through the heart, and this has become a black and white issue for some reason.
• 8:23
  Testecleese: watched a bunch of videos, actually, recently about this. I think it was yesterday, because the trial was kicking off.
• 8:30
  Testecleese: And a lot of people are like, yeah, I'm supporting him just because he's black.
• 8:33
  Testecleese: And I was like, what the fuck kind of argument is that? I was like, you… it actually sounds like you're saying that these Black teenagers don't have control of themselves, and you can't hold them accountable for their own actions. Like, that's the actual racism here, is to assume these people…
• 8:47
  Testecleese: Oh, it's not my fault, you know?
• 8:50
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 8:52
  Testecleese: And I don't think a lot of these people realize, who are running their moms, I think a lot of them don't realize that there's, like, video footage of this happening.
• 9:02
  Testecleese: God.
• 9:03
  Testecleese: just to recap on that whole thing, it was a outdoor track meet.
• 9:10
  Testecleese: With, like, several schools, and he went and sat under the wrong tent, and when the twin brothers came over and asked him to leave their tent area.
• 9:18
  Testecleese: he, told him no, and then they asked him again. Some say they got a little…
• 9:24
  Testecleese: Rowdy, but not physical.
• 9:27
  Testecleese: That's when he reached into his bag and said, touch me and see what happens, before he killed this kid.
• 9:33
  Testecleese: And here's the best part, anyone who's claiming he just didn't do it, they made it up, the kid confessed to it as soon as he was picked up.
• 9:39
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 9:42
  Testecleese: I stabbed him right through the heart, killed a 17-year-old kid and his twin brother's arms.
• 9:46
  Testecleese: So… Yeah, Texas… Isn't known for taking it easy on criminals, but…
• 9:53
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 9:53
  Testecleese: Black teenagers, this… Anthony Kidd might only serve…
• 9:59
  Testecleese: An involuntary manslaughter charge, because you know how these folks are.
• 10:06
  Testecleese: We'll see.
• 10:08
  Testecleese: what's this? Washington Examiner political news and conservative analysis about Congress.
• 10:16
  Testecleese: The president and the federal government.
• 10:18
  Testecleese: The hell is this about?
• 10:19
  Brian McFadden: Oh!
• 10:21
  Testecleese: That's… Okay. The Chicago… the Bears are leaving… .
• 10:27
  Brian McFadden: They might leave.
• 10:29
  Testecleese: Okay, it looks like they're leaving.
• 10:32
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, because the… today, just today, the last day of the legislature for Illinois.
• 10:38
  Brian McFadden: The Senate pushed through a bill that would help fund a new stadium for them, but the House said no.
• 10:45
  Testecleese: Correct. And… they were gonna have a meeting about this, like… was it Monday, I think, was the date?
• 10:52
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, that's today, okay. There was… they didn't even, have a hear… the House didn't even hear it, let alone vote on it.
• 10:59
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 11:01
  Testecleese: You know, it's like, yeah, oh, we don't want you here. It's like, okay.
• 11:05
  Testecleese: And here's the best part.
• 11:07
  Testecleese: Pritzker is the governor. Who's the mayor that Pritzker's blaming?
• 11:11
  Brian McFadden: Oh, I don't know, it's changed so many times, so it's still the same crappy people.
• 11:16
  Testecleese: Yeah, but Pritzker's like, it's this guy's fault, I told him to keep the bears in town. I was like, dude, you're the one who passed the fucking tax increases that make… that drove them out of town.
• 11:27
  Testecleese: I don't know, did Chicago judge?
• 11:30
  Testecleese: They must charge a property tax, but,
• 11:33
  Testecleese: They're not charging an income tax, right?
• 11:36
  Testecleese: Chicago, like, there's only, I think only 7 cities.
• 11:39
  Brian McFadden: No, I don't think Chicago… the town has an income tax.
• 11:42
  Testecleese: So, you're not even…
• 11:44
  Testecleese: gaining anything from this, and you can say you want to charge property tax all you want. Do you realize the Bears don't own their, Soldier Stadium?
• 11:54
  Testecleese: That's privately owned by a third company, a third.
• 11:57
  Brian McFadden: Right. Okay.
• 11:59
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 12:00
  Testecleese: So it's like, they can't even make modifications to this thing. Everyone's like, why don't they just put it in a dome? It's like, that doesn't make it bigger! The issue is you have a frickin' waterfront on one side, which is beautiful, by the way, if you watch football and get that view of the
• 12:12
  Testecleese: From the helicopter coming up over the water.
• 12:15
  Testecleese: But the other side is covered in, like, museums and, like, downtown shops. You can't just make it bigger, you know?
• 12:20
  Brian McFadden: No, -
• 12:22
  Testecleese: Whereas, like, Foxborough Stadium, for example, or what is it now? It's Gillette Stadium over in…
• 12:26
  Testecleese: Where the Patriots play in New England.
• 12:28
  Brian McFadden: I don't know if Gillette still has a name on it.
• 12:31
  Testecleese: Maybe not, I think they lost it, took it down several years ago, I can't remember what they call the stadium.
• 12:37
  Testecleese: But it's in the middle of nowhere. There's nothing for miles in any direction. They could tear it down and build it twice as big, and it wouldn't affect businesses or anything else.
• 12:46
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 12:46
  Testecleese: Hmm.
• 12:48
  Testecleese: Don't have it in here, but while we're on sports, did you see that the, first time since the strike.
• 12:55
  Testecleese: The MLB is once again talking about a salary cap.
• 12:58
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 13:01
  Testecleese: I didn't like the idea of a salary cap at first when I had heard about it when I was younger.
• 13:07
  Testecleese: Like, in the 90s, you know what I mean? I was a teenager.
• 13:12
  Testecleese: looking at it since then, I'm like, yeah, you shouldn't be able to buy the championship. Like, why should a wealthy city like New York City, or Boston or San Diego… well, unfortunately, San Diego's baseball team sucks, but why should these wealthy cities be able to…
• 13:28
  Testecleese: Spend an extra… $600 million on their lineup.
• 13:34
  Testecleese: than San Diego, for example.
• 13:37
  Testecleese: This is why you get a lot more competition in, like, hockey and football than you do in baseball.
• 13:42
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 13:43
  Testecleese: shoot, like, Pittsburgh, the Pittsburgh Pirates.
• 13:46
  Testecleese: Used to have an amazing baseball team.
• 13:49
  Testecleese: Back when steel was a big deal in Pittsburgh, Steel industry, all but left, the Pirates…
• 13:57
  Testecleese: I think they won a World Series somewhat recently, but before that, it was, like, Barry Bonds was on the team when they won.
• 14:04
  Testecleese: Oh, wow. Versus the Pittsburgh Steelers, same city.
• 14:09
  Testecleese: they're competing for the Super Bowl every year, and it wasn't that long ago they actually won one, right?
• 14:13
  Brian McFadden: Right,
• 14:15
  Testecleese: Because New England can't just pour more money into their team like Boston can over the Pirates.
• 14:22
  Testecleese: Right. Yeah, it makes so much more sense to me, because at first, I'm like, this sounds like terrible fucking communism and government regulation. I should be allowed to make as much money as I want.
• 14:30
  Testecleese: I'm like, yeah, yeah, but…
• 14:33
  Testecleese: There has… this is… professional athletes is different, and we all know that, we can't treat it the same.
• 14:40
  Testecleese: I mean, let's be real, what's minimum wage in the MLB? It's like, $250,000 a year.
• 14:47
  Brian McFadden: Something like that.
• 14:48
  Testecleese: Yeah, I mean, you're making a quarter million dollars a year to play a fucking game.
• 14:52
  Brian McFadden: On minimum wage.
• 14:53
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, minimum wage, shut up and be happy, you know what I mean?
• 15:00
  Testecleese: Oh!
• 15:02
  Testecleese: The Justice Department is investigating the E. Jean Carroll, oh, herself, actually.
• 15:10
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 15:11
  Testecleese: Over… there were so many inconsistencies.
• 15:14
  Testecleese: In that trial, and and the judge was obviously biased, because…
• 15:21
  Testecleese: The same thing we're getting right now is people like, oh, well, he's, found guilty of rape, and it's like, no, he wasn't.
• 15:27
  Testecleese: No, he wasn't.
• 15:29
  Testecleese: That's not what the charge was. It wasn't even a criminal court.
• 15:34
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 15:36
  Testecleese: Wow.
• 15:37
  Testecleese: And here's the thing, though, is…
• 15:39
  Testecleese: She claimed that she's refuses to fly because she's terrified of it now, and she flew out there to testify against Trump. What was it, 15 years past the statute of limitations?
• 15:49
  Brian McFadden: But they changed it. They made it a step.
• 15:51
  Testecleese: to him.
• 15:51
  Brian McFadden: Charge, just for… just to get them.
• 15:54
  Testecleese: Just for him, exactly. She claimed to vividly remember being wearing a specific dress that hadn't been released for, like, another 5 years after that.
• 16:03
  Testecleese: She claimed that, what was the store called?
• 16:06
  Brian McFadden: I don't remember.
• 16:07
  Testecleese: That was some high-end, fancy New York City store.
• 16:11
  Testecleese: He's claiming it was empty, there was no one there.
• 16:15
  Testecleese: And, Trump just happened… Trump just happened to be the… yeah, you're right, Trump does his own fucking, clothing shop. He doesn't have a private tailor who comes to him, you know what I mean?
• 16:25
  Testecleese: It's just…
• 16:26
  Brian McFadden: Guarantee does.
• 16:27
  Testecleese: I guarantee it.
• 16:29
  Testecleese: There's just too many holes in her story. And then… and here's the best part.
• 16:34
  Testecleese: She testified and swore that she was not being offered any kind,
• 16:38
  Testecleese: anything from anyone to do this, and it turns out she accepted a massive wad of money from, a Democrat
• 16:46
  Testecleese: NGO, or USAID company, whatever the fuck you want to call them.
• 16:53
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 16:54
  Testecleese: To come do this.
• 16:57
  Testecleese: Uneh.
• 16:59
  Testecleese: Now, we all know how the government works, ain't shit gonna happen.
• 17:03
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 17:04
  Testecleese: But if we can discredit this, at least it'll be,
• 17:09
  Testecleese: this is clearly fucking made up. Nobody paid attention, you know? Right. Just like the Trayvon Martin case, everyone swears they know what happened. Then you're like, you know this was a public trial, you're like, you could literally watch the trial and see the evidence.
• 17:23
  Testecleese: And they're always like, well, no. I'm like, so you have no idea what the fuck happened, but you swear to God you know you're right, you know?
• 17:29
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 17:34
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 17:35
  Testecleese: The infamous debate with Trump and Biden.
• 17:38
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 17:41
  Testecleese: Now, we had already been saying that Biden just… he's not there.
• 17:46
  Testecleese: He may have been when he took office, but his decline accelerated.
• 17:51
  Brian McFadden: No, Joe Biden's got a different theory.
• 17:53
  Testecleese: Well, at the time.
• 17:55
  Testecleese: I don't know if you recall, she came out on stage and goes, Joe, you did so good, you answered all the questions! I was like, you answered all the fucking questions. Like, that's… that's… first of all, that's the standard we're going by.
• 18:08
  Testecleese: I was like, and second, he didn't answer all the questions, he made words up, he rambled, he turned around and looked at the wall for a while.
• 18:15
  Testecleese: That was when he said, bad-gaff care, and he's gonna beat Medicaid.
• 18:21
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 18:22
  Testecleese: Yeah, and now Jill was saying that she was afraid that Jill had been drugged or had a stroke on stage.
• 18:30
  Testecleese: And put out that when he stepped off stage, he said, I really fucked up, didn't I?
• 18:36
  Testecleese: Right. So, they clearly lied to everyone intentionally, or, or…
• 18:42
  Testecleese: Jill was throwing her fucking husband…
• 18:45
  Brian McFadden: One of the bars?
• 18:45
  Testecleese: Press to sell a book.
• 18:48
  Brian McFadden: Well, that's very possible.
• 18:49
  Testecleese: Cause she- cause she's selling her book.
• 18:53
  Testecleese: What kind of horrible person would do… would throw their spouse under the bus to be able to sell a book, especially when Dr. Jill is already wealthy? She doesn't need the money from this book.
• 19:05
  Testecleese: well, I don't know. Unless maybe the DNC took all of their fucking money, because that's…
• 19:10
  Testecleese: what the Democrats are good at.
• 19:12
  Testecleese: And, well, how much money did…
• 19:15
  Testecleese: the Democrats spend on the Harris campaign, oh, that's right, all of it, plus some. Yeah.
• 19:22
  Brian McFadden: A shit ton.
• 19:23
  Testecleese: Yeah, it was over a billion dollars, I believe.
• 19:29
  Brian McFadden: And look at what got him.
• 19:31
  Testecleese: Got him laughed at. Yep.
• 19:37
  Testecleese: And I keep… I've been bringing this name up, because I knew some shit was gonna happen with him soon.
• 19:43
  Testecleese: You still have no idea who Hassan Piker is.
• 19:45
  Brian McFadden: No, he's probably a YouTube person.
• 19:48
  Testecleese: He's on YouTube, yes, but not just YouTube, he's everywhere.
• 19:51
  Testecleese: Everywhere online. He's the biggest, left-wing podcaster, commentator there is.
• 19:56
  Brian McFadden: Well, that explains everything right there. How… how big is that? He's left-wing.
• 20:01
  Testecleese: Too many, honestly, bigger than, not as big as Joe Rogan, but Joe Rogan's not right-wing, I don't care what anyone says.
• 20:11
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 20:12
  Testecleese: But… Piker… he's the guy who said we deserved 9-11.
• 20:18
  Testecleese: He was…
• 20:20
  Testecleese: Famously busted for electric zapping his dog for not sitting still in the background of his videos. He's the one who went to Cuba.
• 20:28
  Testecleese: And possibly broke all sorts of laws, with what he was doing there.
• 20:33
  Testecleese: Well, now he's starting to freak out.
• 20:36
  Testecleese: because they're doing an investigation into what happened in Cuba.
• 20:42
  Testecleese: He turned on a dime, and sold out.
• 20:47
  Testecleese: some Chinese national guy who's hiding in China now, that funded the whole program and set it up.
• 20:54
  Testecleese: He's like, oh, so you got in cahoots with the CCP to go…
• 20:59
  Testecleese: be in communist Cuba to make that… to make the Americans look bad. Right.
• 21:03
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 21:04
  Testecleese: So yeah, even Jasmine… even Jasmine Crockett said he was a fucking moron.
• 21:10
  Testecleese: Ew. And here's more fun.
• 21:13
  Testecleese: Him and his uncle, Cenk Uygur, have been banned from entering the UK.
• 21:19
  Brian McFadden: Wow.
• 21:21
  Testecleese: They were supposed to be… both supposed to be going there for some debate thing, some big deal thing that happens every year, I guess.
• 21:26
  Testecleese: And the UK's like, no, your visa's been revoked, you cannot come into our country, which is crazy!
• 21:33
  Testecleese: the US and the UK have this Treaty, I guess?
• 21:38
  Brian McFadden: Most of it, yeah.
• 21:39
  Testecleese: that…
• 21:40
  Testecleese: As soon as you get off the plane or the ship, you have an automatic, at least 10-day visa to be in their country.
• 21:50
  Testecleese: And they told these guys, like, no, don't even bother coming, we're just gonna turn you around, we don't want you here.
• 21:54
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 21:57
  Testecleese: Ow.
• 21:58
  Testecleese: Right, we were just talking about Blue Origin, weren't we?
• 22:01
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I believe so.
• 22:03
  Testecleese: I don't remember what happened.
• 22:08
  Testecleese: I remember bringing it up, like, that's not Elon Musk, right? That's.
• 22:11
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they had… I think they had a problem with the launch.
• 22:15
  Testecleese: Oh, they did again!
• 22:20
  Testecleese: What, they… they blew up… their rocket in Cape Canaveral.
• 22:27
  Testecleese: Wish I could have seen that, because that must have been spectacular, but terrifying.
• 22:32
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 22:34
  Testecleese: So, what's… what's going on? Why is Blue Origin having such an issue when SpaceX is doing so much better?
• 22:41
  Brian McFadden: I don't know.
• 22:44
  Brian McFadden: Different leadership.
• 22:47
  Testecleese: That's definitely true, but, I mean, how much hands-on is Elon Musk actually helping design.
• 22:54
  Brian McFadden: I don't think he's hands-on at all.
• 22:56
  Testecleese: Exactly. He walks in and says, hey, I want to be able to do this.
• 23:01
  Testecleese: Because, yeah, the last time we watched something that SpaceX did, didn't we watch them, like, catch a rocket with a giant
• 23:07
  Testecleese: mechanical clawing.
• 23:08
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, and they reused that part of the rocket again.
• 23:12
  Testecleese: Yeah!
• 23:13
  Brian McFadden: Saves a ton of money.
• 23:14
  Testecleese: Like, they're pulling a rubber ducky out of the claw machine at the arcade. I was like, holy crap, that's what… but they caught it mid-air!
• 23:22
  Testecleese: It was wild.
• 23:25
  Testecleese: It's like.
• 23:27
  Testecleese: And…
• 23:28
  Testecleese: I mean, I guess it makes sense, but I didn't realize Indonesia was that involved in World War II. I mean, I guess it makes perfect sense it's over there, I just thought it was a little…
• 23:39
  Testecleese: East, I guess?
• 23:42
  Testecleese: But… that's just my own ignorance, I guess.
• 23:45
  Testecleese: But…
• 23:47
  Testecleese: They had a fucking World War II-era bomb go off that was deep underground, underneath a house on stilts. Wow. Yeah, it killed at least 5 people, and there were 3 more missing still.
• 24:00
  Testecleese: Took out several houses.
• 24:02
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 24:03
  Testecleese: Holy crap, could you imagine a 100-year-old, or, I'm sorry, 85-year-old ordnance going off onto your house?
• 24:15
  Testecleese: So, I mean, not only did that kill people and destroy their homes, but what did it do to the…
• 24:21
  Testecleese: I don't know how Indonesia does things, but it must have destroyed the plumbing system for.
• 24:25
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 24:26
  Testecleese: They're doing shared water and their electrical grid.
• 24:31
  Testecleese: Oof.
• 24:32
  Testecleese: Now, these are good…
• 24:33
  Brian McFadden: Are there any other bombs under the berry, too, you know?
• 24:36
  Testecleese: Boom, that's the question. Was this one of a cluster bomb drop? You know what I mean? Are there 15 more underground? And who wants me to be the crazy bastard with the sonar machine running it over the ground, pinging it with sound to find out?
• 24:51
  Brian McFadden: Not me.
• 24:53
  Testecleese: Yeah, no, you can't pay me enough to do that.
• 24:59
  Testecleese: alright, so the Democrats are now… They won.
• 25:05
  Testecleese: Oh my god. They're introducing a bill for… was it 12 days, I think, a year? Yeah, 12 days, paid days off a year.
• 25:13
  Testecleese: For… of menstrual leave.
• 25:18
  Testecleese: well, first of all.
• 25:21
  Testecleese: I'm not a biologist, but I took basic health class. You know, human reproduction, biology, all that stuff.
• 25:27
  Testecleese: Doesn't a female menstrual period usually last 5 to 7 days?
• 25:33
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 25:34
  Testecleese: So is there only one day where it's debilitating for some people?
• 25:38
  Brian McFadden: I don't know!
• 25:41
  Testecleese: I mean, I just…
• 25:44
  Testecleese: Was it… I think it was Tlaib. I think it was Rashida Tlaib talking about how she just woke up on the floor in an apartment store as she was being… a grocery store, as she was being taken off in an ambulance, because she had passed out from the pain from her period.
• 25:57
  Testecleese: And I was like, I don't have a uterus, I don't know, but that sounds extreme.
• 26:05
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 26:05
  Testecleese: It's one thing to say, I have cramps, the other thing, it was so painful, I passed out.
• 26:10
  Testecleese: That even tells me that every other woman on the planet is tougher than her.
• 26:15
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 26:15
  Testecleese: Or she's full of shit.
• 26:18
  Brian McFadden: Hmm, which one is it?
• 26:20
  Testecleese: Dude, I had a… it's a different pain, but I had a cutting wheel explode on me when I was cutting on the Navy ship once. I was cutting through steel. Someone else had used it to fucking cut aluminum before, the wrong…
• 26:31
  Testecleese: Wrong tools to the job, it gummed it up so it wouldn't expand and cool, so it heated up and exploded.
• 26:37
  Testecleese: I still… my legs are covered in scars from this, and I had to pull hunks of this thing out of my leg, went in and got, like, 50 stitches to put my legs back together. Do you know what the Navy does to you once,
• 26:49
  Testecleese: Something like that happens?
• 26:51
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 26:51
  Testecleese: Get back to work!
• 26:57
  Testecleese: She… she sits in a fucking office!
• 27:00
  Testecleese: And… What's even better is, I didn't share it in here, but Boston is holding a menstruating Persons Day.
• 27:11
  Brian McFadden: Oh, my word, if only ChatGT would make that thumbnail art for us. I know they won't!
• 27:18
  Testecleese: Hot, yes. But the crazy thing is, It's applicable to trans women.
• 27:24
  Brian McFadden: Oh, man. So, men…
• 27:26
  Testecleese: But they're giving out free menstrual products to these trans women, biological men, who don't…
• 27:32
  Brian McFadden: I don't need it.
• 27:33
  Testecleese: Oh, the women of Boston and Massachusetts are losing their fucking mind. Like, we've been screaming for years we need some help on this.
• 27:40
  Testecleese: turn around, he goes, once again, the man fucking wins.
• 27:44
  Testecleese: misogynist wins, you're gonna give him the tampons, you know?
• 27:48
  Testecleese: I just, oh, I laughed so hard when I heard this, like, this is how backwards, Michelle Wu is in Boston, you know?
• 27:57
  Testecleese: She's like, well, women can afford it, apparently. Like, no, lady, not all of them are fucking mayor, okay?
• 28:04
  Brian McFadden: I'm sure the mayor makes a decent salary in Boston.
• 28:07
  Testecleese: In Boston, I'm certain of it.
• 28:09
  Testecleese: I guarantee it's at least 6 figures.
• 28:12
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 28:14
  Testecleese: Probably only 6 figures, it's probably not a million dollars, but… Alright, and what's up with… Okay, so…
• 28:23
  Testecleese: This activist judge.
• 28:26
  Testecleese: it shut down the ballroom renovation or something?
• 28:31
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 28:33
  Testecleese: Why?
• 28:36
  Brian McFadden: Because they didn't follow the right protocols.
• 28:39
  Brian McFadden: To… to get it approved by the historical people in DC.
• 28:44
  Testecleese: The West Wing isn't historical, though, it's only been around for, like, 60 years, right?
• 28:49
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 28:51
  Testecleese: It's not like they're fucking taking apart the Lincoln bedroom.
• 28:55
  Testecleese: Which, Brian, by the way, why do they call it the Lincoln Bedroom?
• 28:58
  Brian McFadden: Because Abe Lincoln slept in there.
• 29:00
  Testecleese: No, he didn't, he died there.
• 29:02
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 29:03
  Testecleese: That was the bed they laid him on after he was shot. I know, everyone goes straight to that one.
• 29:10
  Testecleese: But, yeah, okay. And they're saying you can't put in, like, this drone port, I guess?
• 29:16
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they want to put Drone Base somewhere near it.
• 29:20
  Testecleese: So in case DC is directly attacked again.
• 29:22
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 29:23
  Testecleese: They'll have something better than just, like, anti-air guns that you're gonna wring chaff down on the people.
• 29:28
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 29:30
  Testecleese: It's a good idea, I suppose.
• 29:32
  Testecleese: And anyone out there who might say something stupid, like.
• 29:36
  Testecleese: Washington, D.C.'s never been attacked. The fucking British burned it down in the War of 1812.
• 29:41
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's not the original White House, yeah.
• 29:44
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 29:46
  Testecleese: Burned it to the ground! We almost lost our independence from the British.
• 29:51
  Testecleese: In that war.
• 29:54
  Testecleese: Well, here in West Virginia, in Clarksburg, not that far from me.
• 29:59
  Testecleese: I say that. Couple hours drive.
• 30:02
  Testecleese: There was a vigil held in support of the immigrant community.
• 30:07
  Testecleese: And the woman who led it was saying that we need to stop arresting people because of their skin color.
• 30:12
  Testecleese: And I was like, lady, they're not getting arrested because they're brown.
• 30:16
  Testecleese: They're getting arrested because they broke the law.
• 30:20
  Testecleese: I was like, "…
• 30:22
  Testecleese: Did you realize if a frickin' Russian comes across the border and does the same shit, they're gonna get the same treatment?
• 30:28
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 30:29
  Testecleese: But they don't understand this. And that's why I keep saying, it's like, we should… for real, why hasn't Russia…
• 30:34
  Testecleese: sent in 100,000 frickin' undercover agents to just walk across the border to the United States, then, if… if we're gonna let all these white, illegal immigrants in this country…
• 30:44
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 30:44
  Testecleese: Why… why didn't they do it when we were letting anyone cross the border?
• 30:48
  Brian McFadden: That's a good.
• 30:49
  Testecleese: Like the Chinese did? Or did they?
• 30:53
  Brian McFadden: What's a good question.
• 30:54
  Testecleese: Yeah, are they waiting for the right time? This is something that was brought up the whole time Joe was in office, was, you're giving all these groups time to set up sleeper cells.
• 31:04
  Testecleese: But yeah, this is the same judge who is…
• 31:08
  Testecleese: shut down a handful of other projects.
• 31:11
  Testecleese: Of course, I always get slow loading on this shit when we're doing this show. Must be eating up my bandwidth with this, call.
• 31:18
  Brian McFadden: Maybe.
• 31:22
  Testecleese: Oh, and this is neat, there's a West Virginia Day Festival, to be in Raleigh County coming up, near the end of this month.
• 31:31
  Testecleese: Apparently they do it every year. They do all sorts of neat stuff, though, they do…
• 31:36
  Testecleese: Homemade boat races down the river, and these are all, like, family fun things. But this one here, they're doing music, food, and, discounted coal mine tours.
• 31:47
  Brian McFadden: Huh. Okay.
• 31:49
  Testecleese: It sounds like fun, actually. I might be going to this. Go check out an old abandoned coal mine.
• 31:54
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 31:57
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 31:58
  Testecleese: So, the United Auto Workers… are, are running their miles in, Michigan, aren't they?
• 32:04
  Brian McFadden: Yep, yep, they can't get…
• 32:06
  Brian McFadden: quote-unquote fair labor agreement, so they are striking as of midnight tonight. A thousand workers are going on a strike.
• 32:18
  Testecleese: Now, are they not getting paid during the strike?
• 32:21
  Brian McFadden: No, they won't get paid during this, right? They get… well, the union pays them…
• 32:26
  Brian McFadden: Like, $100 or $200 to show up on the picket lines, but they're not getting their regular paycheck.
• 32:32
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 32:33
  Brian McFadden: I get a small stipend through the union.
• 32:35
  Testecleese: Okay. So all the money they paid into the union's gonna give them back a little bit, enough to buy groceries, but not pay their mortgage.
• 32:42
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 32:43
  Testecleese: And this is…
• 32:45
  Testecleese: Oh, it's the United Automotive Workers, but these guys make drive axles, I guess? Yeah. For Mopar or something, or GMC exclusively, I don't know.
• 32:54
  Brian McFadden: General Motors.
• 32:55
  Testecleese: Okay, General Motors.
• 32:57
  Testecleese: Mopar.
• 33:00
  Testecleese: I… see, I… I still don't know where I stand on unionization. I think they should have every right to unionize, but I also think that…
• 33:08
  Testecleese: these guys, what's their name, like, Hudson Driveshafts or something like that?
• 33:12
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 33:15
  Testecleese: American…
• 33:16
  Brian McFadden: I'm not a… overall, I'm not a big fan of unions either, even though I'm in a…
• 33:21
  Brian McFadden: Union-heavy state now.
• 33:24
  Testecleese: I was in Massachusetts, and I worked at a supermarket for less than one week.
• 33:28
  Brian McFadden: You had to join the union.
• 33:30
  Testecleese: They forced me to join a union. I was like, you're giving me just over minimum wage, and that's only because I'm working the overnight shift stocking shelves. I was like, you're charging minimum wage employees union dues? Like, why? Like, well, you can't get fired. And I ended up quitting within a week anyway, because they told me to be there at 10, or at… yeah, 10 PM.
• 33:47
  Testecleese: But apparently everyone else knows to get there at 8 before they close the doors and lock them. So no one would… so I couldn't get into the building. I remember getting a phone call, I was like, well, are you gonna be coming to work? I was like, well, I did the first two days, now I can't get in the building.
• 34:00
  Testecleese: It's like, so I don't know, it seems to me like you already fired me, you know?
• 34:04
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 34:06
  Testecleese: But I'm curious, Can American Axel…
• 34:10
  Testecleese: Fire all of these people and find new people.
• 34:14
  Brian McFadden: Probably.
• 34:16
  Brian McFadden: But would General Motors buy their parts at that point?
• 34:21
  Brian McFadden: That pro… Because General Motors is all union, too, so…
• 34:26
  Brian McFadden: Would the unions pack the other unions?
• 34:29
  Testecleese: I don't think the union gets to make a decision what the company buys, though, do they?
• 34:34
  Brian McFadden: Probably not.
• 34:36
  Testecleese: And if they fired them all, you could offer some of them a job back as, you're gonna teach the new guys how to do the job.
• 34:43
  Testecleese: Let's be real, most of this stuff is done by machines, and what the people physically are doing is assembling pieces.
• 34:50
  Testecleese: You know, a couple weeks of training, That's back up and running.
• 34:54
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 34:54
  Testecleese: I just think we need to see more of that when it comes to, like, no, we're all walking up, like, okay, you're all fired, we're gonna hire new people, because I'm sure that guy over there would be so excited for this job, you know? And he'll do it for less money than you!
• 35:11
  Testecleese: I… yeah, alright, whatever.
• 35:13
  Testecleese: And… What's up in Kent County?
• 35:19
  Brian McFadden: Apparently, the Kent County Sheriff's Department has this new initiative that allows
• 35:24
  Brian McFadden: People to put their home cams and their business cams into their system so they have access to them.
• 35:31
  Testecleese: Man.
• 35:32
  Testecleese: The Sheriff's Department can just use other people's cameras, or they have to get permission?
• 35:35
  Brian McFadden: I think the homeowners have to give them permission, but I still think it's a horrible plan.
• 35:42
  Testecleese: Yeah, no, what you do is you, after the… after you realize a crime has happened, because let's be real, the cops aren't gonna show up in the middle of a crime, even if they see it happening on camera, right?
• 35:51
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 35:53
  Brian McFadden: You have to enroll in the program, and then the, the police department installed a small piece of hardware to their existing Kirby cameras so that the feeds can be livestreamed and viewed by the sheriff's department. Ain't gonna happen. -
• 36:08
  Testecleese: I mean, yeah, if you want to go ahead and sign up for this, go ahead, but…
• 36:12
  Testecleese: You're literally saying, I don't want privacy at all from the police on my own property.
• 36:18
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 36:19
  Testecleese: And, you know, I love the idea, if you're not doing anything wrong, what difference does it make?
• 36:23
  Testecleese: I get… you show me the man, I'll show you the crime.
• 36:27
  Testecleese: I, I, if, if I look hard enough, I can find…
• 36:29
  Testecleese: A crime everyone has committed. That's exactly what they're trying to do with Trump, which blows my mind that they can't find a real one. You know what I mean?
• 36:36
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 36:39
  Testecleese: Like, these 54 felonies, Again, that's people not understanding terminology. Technically, he's not a felon.
• 36:46
  Testecleese: Because he hasn't been sentenced.
• 36:48
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 36:49
  Testecleese: And that's all gonna get thrown out when the prosecutors end up getting busted for the very thing they accused Trump of doing.
• 36:55
  Testecleese: That whole, Saul Olinsky Rules for Radicals thing that Hillary Clinton kept quoting.
• 37:01
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 37:04
  Testecleese: You mentioned this last time we got together, over in Virginia.
• 37:09
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, exactly.
• 37:10
  Testecleese: Cooler.
• 37:10
  Brian McFadden: Dallas is one of the places in the country where they're screening for Ebola. They've got a whole quarantine section set up when you're coming in, and now apparently there's an outbreak of Ebola.
• 37:23
  Brian McFadden: That they're worried about in Virginia.
• 37:25
  Testecleese: Yeah, Virginia's actually saying anyone… you're not allowed to come from these places where Ebola is overseas.
• 37:35
  Testecleese: Let's just shut down the fucking international flight, then. Let's just shut it all down, what the fuck difference does it make?
• 37:40
  Testecleese: Is this getting out of control, with everyone worried about the next fucking pandemic?
• 37:46
  Testecleese: You know what? Don't go fucking hanging out in filthy places where people are frickin' breathing in rat shit, getting bit by rat fleas, they're eating stuff covered in waste.
• 37:59
  Testecleese: Well, how about…
• 38:00
  Brian McFadden: Some of these people are missionaries that are over there trying to help the… People.
• 38:06
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 38:07
  Testecleese: I get that.
• 38:09
  Testecleese: That's a little different.
• 38:11
  Testecleese: But what…
• 38:13
  Brian McFadden: Nobody's going on a vacation And .
• 38:18
  Testecleese: Nigerian?
• 38:18
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 38:19
  Testecleese: You don't think so?
• 38:21
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 38:21
  Testecleese: Where did… where was Karen Bass when the Palisades fire happened?
• 38:25
  Brian McFadden: That wasn't a vacation, that was trying to drum up money for Los Angeles.
• 38:29
  Testecleese: Why is Los Angeles interacting with foreign governments to get money?
• 38:35
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 38:39
  Testecleese: That's so illegal! Like, you have to register as a foreign agent at that point.
• 38:45
  Testecleese: And she was in, was it, Uganda?
• 38:48
  Testecleese: Why is Uganda giving Los Angeles money, and for what? Maybe to put the fires out.
• 38:54
  Testecleese: Maybe that's what she was doing. She was trying to get Ugandans to volunteer to put the fires out in,
• 39:00
  Testecleese: California. Yeah. That must have been it, right?
• 39:03
  Brian McFadden: Must be.
• 39:04
  Testecleese: Not just pad her own campaign contributions.
• 39:08
  Testecleese: God.
• 39:10
  Testecleese: Who's the dude over there?
• 39:14
  Brian McFadden: New Zone?
• 39:16
  Testecleese: No, no, no, no, the guy, Pratt!
• 39:19
  Testecleese: We'll get into him, but… funny thing is, he's no Republican.
• 39:25
  Brian McFadden: No, not really.
• 39:26
  Testecleese: What do you mean, no, not really? He's less Republican than Schwarzenegger is.
• 39:31
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 39:32
  Testecleese: He's just upset that his fucking house burned down, he's being charged property tax on a property that's been destroyed, and he's not even allowed to go collect his property off of it anymore.
• 39:41
  Brian McFadden: Alright.
• 39:41
  Testecleese: He's not allowed to rebuild his home.
• 39:43
  Brian McFadden: I bet they didn't lower his property tax when the home burned down, either.
• 39:46
  Testecleese: I guarantee they didn't.
• 39:49
  Testecleese: Because now they're gonna make an argument, like, well, now it's wide-open land to build on, you can do whatever you want with it. Yeah, I want my fucking house!
• 39:57
  Brian McFadden: You just gotta get it through the Planning Commission.
• 40:00
  Testecleese: Oh, and it's great, people, like, will show us here that you have all these, like, you know, Hotel Marriott charges. This is where you've been living. My house burned down!
• 40:08
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 40:13
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 40:15
  Testecleese: oh, here we go.
• 40:17
  Testecleese: some of these Democrats are actually getting pushback from their own government.
• 40:22
  Brian McFadden: About damn time.
• 40:24
  Testecleese: Yeah, Maryland and Virginia, which one was it in Maryland?
• 40:29
  Testecleese: Excuse me. Are the elected sheriffs?
• 40:32
  Testecleese: filed a lawsuit, a federal lawsuit, by the way, challenging a newly acted Community Trust Act, a law backed by the Democratic governor, Wes Moore, that has limited cooperation between local law enforcement agencies and federal immigration authorities. Basically.
• 40:47
  Testecleese: don't… Help federal, agents.
• 40:52
  Testecleese: And the sheriff's deputy… the sheriff's… elected sheriffs, are like, you're making it difficult to follow the actual laws here. Like, you're making it actually impossible, because… and then, you know, we pick someone up for…
• 41:06
  Testecleese: larceny.
• 41:08
  Testecleese: and you turn them loose the next day, because you're afraid that the ice is gonna show up and take them away. Right. They're still… they're still thieves, you know?
• 41:15
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 41:17
  Testecleese: And Virginia. The actual legislature of Virginia is pushing back against these gun bans.
• 41:23
  Brian McFadden: Well, they're the ones that pushed it through for her. They're the ones that created the law, and that she signed into law, this assault bond ban, but there's sheriffs all over the Virginias, the conservative sheriffs are saying no… they're refusing to even,
• 41:39
  Brian McFadden: Enforce it!
• 41:41
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 41:42
  Testecleese: Oh, high-capacity magazines, what the fuck does that mean?
• 41:47
  Testecleese: Is it over 10 rounds? Is it over 5 rounds?
• 41:52
  Brian McFadden: I don't know. If Ray were here, he'd be able to tell us.
• 41:55
  Testecleese: Maybe, but the… what do you need that many bullets for? And I'm like, I don't know.
• 42:00
  Testecleese: some guy…
• 42:01
  Testecleese: Kicks in your door at 3 AM. You can't see what's going on very well, you've got sleep in your eyes. You might not hit him with the first shot.
• 42:09
  Testecleese: You know? Or what if 4 guys break into your house together with weapons? He's supposed to go, hold on, let me reload! Hold on!
• 42:19
  Brian McFadden: Exactly, they're gonna wait for you to reload.
• 42:21
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 42:22
  Testecleese: And again, with the high-capacity magazine ban, this theory that it's gonna…
• 42:28
  Testecleese: change everything. I'll just carry more magazines on me if I'm gonna go on a killing spree.
• 42:33
  Brian McFadden: Right. That's what they do.
• 42:35
  Testecleese: Yeah. And this is the same argument I brought up recently about how I think this terrorism shit we're seeing isn't real, because real terrorism is… it's not hard to kill people.
• 42:45
  Testecleese: I mean, 9-11 was a real terror attack, you know what I mean? Timothy McVeigh in, Oklahoma City, was a real terror attack. But you see these stupid attempts, and you're like, I just don't understand what's going on here.
• 42:57
  Testecleese: Maybe they're just a bunch of fucking morons, but I'm telling you, I could go into my, my kitchen right now.
• 43:03
  Testecleese: Breach under my sink, and make a weapon that would kill dozens of people in minutes if I really wanted to.
• 43:09
  Testecleese: And all I oughta do is just…
• 43:11
  Testecleese: Stand on a rooftop and pour two buckets down on the ground and watch them mix together and poison everybody.
• 43:19
  Testecleese: How many people have we heard about doing floor cleaning that mix the wrong chemicals and end up dying?
• 43:24
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, quite a few.
• 43:25
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's… I just don't understand.
• 43:29
  Testecleese: the… these…
• 43:30
  Testecleese: this thought that everything has to be so fucking complicated. It's like, you should have learned all of this stuff in chemistry.
• 43:37
  Testecleese: Just like, I don't need a fucking gun to go kill a bunch of people if I want to kill a bunch of people. In fact, I probably wouldn't, because I wouldn't want you to be able to trace ballistics to me, or my fingerprints on the shell casings, or etc. I'd say a thousand reasons, honestly. Versus toxic gas? Good luck getting a fingerprint off a toxic gas, you know?
• 43:55
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 44:00
  Testecleese: oh, check this out!
• 44:04
  Testecleese: the professors in California, the University of California, are actually demanding they bring back SAT and, ACT, scores.
• 44:16
  Brian McFadden: What, they got too many dumb people showing up in college?
• 44:19
  Testecleese: Yes, and they said, especially in the STEM fields, because they're getting people showing up to be, like, engineers that have a, 9th grade math level.
• 44:28
  Testecleese: So these college professors that are supposed to be teaching you how to build bridges are teaching you basic math instead.
• 44:35
  Testecleese: And it's like, oh, that's why it costs too much!
• 44:38
  Testecleese: And this isn't new… it's new-ish, But…
• 44:44
  Testecleese: We knew this was gonna be happening soon after this whole COVID thing happened.
• 44:49
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 44:49
  Testecleese: These kids just didn't get school for a very long time. Oh, they did online courses! Yeah, and that's when we all saw what they were doing in school instead of school.
• 44:59
  Testecleese: And amazingly, everyone forgot about all of that shit as soon as the parents couldn't see it anymore.
• 45:08
  Testecleese: But yeah, I'm like, how about you teach my kid how to frickin' solve a quadratic equation instead of explaining to them your pronouns?
• 45:15
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 45:16
  Testecleese: I don't give a shit about your sexuality or your identity. I wanna know how to build a fucking bridge.
• 45:23
  Testecleese: But no, that's… it's bigoted to say that.
• 45:28
  Testecleese: God.
• 45:29
  Testecleese: I'm in West Virginia now, but I did do it in Massachusetts at least once. I intentionally went and used the women's bathroom after I saw women go in the bathroom, like, just followed them right in.
• 45:39
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 45:39
  Testecleese: With the beard and all.
• 45:41
  Testecleese: One woman, a couple of them looked at me funny. One woman actually said something, I was like, I'm a woman.
• 45:46
  Testecleese: You're not alone.
• 45:47
  Brian McFadden: That's fantastic.
• 45:47
  Testecleese: that question. You can't be a bigot here in Massachusetts. And she's got that intimidated look on her face, and I'm like.
• 45:54
  Testecleese: Yeah, see, this is my point. This is why you shouldn't let this shit happen. Stop voting the way you do, you know?
• 45:59
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 46:01
  Testecleese: Yeah, it sounds great until a bearded man follows you into the bathroom.
• 46:04
  Brian McFadden: Your pants are down!
• 46:05
  Testecleese: Right?
• 46:06
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 46:08
  Testecleese: Oh, everything just changed when it affected my life.
• 46:12
  Brian McFadden: That's good.
• 46:15
  Testecleese: Oh, here we go, this should have been up higher.
• 46:18
  Testecleese: the assault weapons ban… ban that they're trying in, Virginia.
• 46:26
  Testecleese: Spanberger just signed it, I guess. Which, by the way, still… they still won't define what an assault weapon is.
• 46:32
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 46:33
  Brian McFadden: Kind of important to define it.
• 46:36
  Testecleese: I can define what an assault weapon is.
• 46:39
  Testecleese: These folks have no idea.
• 46:41
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 46:42
  Testecleese: They think it looks scary. I could seriously get an AR-15 with a wood stock that looks like a fucking deer hunting rifle, and they'd be okay with that, and it'd be the same exact rifle they want banned.
• 46:52
  Testecleese: Right. A real assault weapon has selective fire capabilities.
• 46:56
  Testecleese: 1 round per trigger pull, three rounds per trigger pull, or full auto on trigger pull.
• 47:02
  Testecleese: Full auto and bursts are already legal in this country.
• 47:06
  Testecleese: for civilians to own, unless it was made before 1985, passed by Reagan, and you'd need a friggin' ridiculous tax stamp to do it. Right. But…
• 47:17
  Testecleese: the prosecutor in Virginia
• 47:20
  Testecleese: Has said that her gun ban is unconstitutional, and that it's gonna get thrown out after, what is it,
• 47:25
  Testecleese: the Heller case, the Bruin case, and then there's another one in the middle there somewhere.
• 47:31
  Testecleese: Where the Supreme Court has come out and was like, you guys can't do this, stop doing it!
• 47:35
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 47:40
  Testecleese: So what's gonna happen with Virginia, man? Are they just gonna keep fighting the Supreme Court, or are they just gonna keep pushing this shit through and…
• 47:45
  Brian McFadden: As long as the Dems are in charge, they're gonna keep trying to fight the Supreme Court.
• 47:51
  Testecleese: But the thing is, even her own party now is saying she's out of control. She ran as a moderate.
• 47:57
  Testecleese: And… Yeah, in the…
• 47:58
  Brian McFadden: I never believed that when she had the campaign ads on.
• 48:03
  Testecleese: Yeah, I know.
• 48:05
  Testecleese: Well, as soon as she said she wanted to outlaw any kind of firearm, I was like, that's not moderate. Like, this has been…
• 48:10
  Testecleese: tried and heard several times in many courts, all the way up to the Supreme Court.
• 48:15
  Testecleese: We all know that you cannot do this stuff.
• 48:18
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 48:21
  Testecleese: realistically, the only argument you would have to ban types of firearms is if there's some kind of default in them, some kind of faulty mechanism that could fail. Like,
• 48:32
  Testecleese: what was it? It wasn't… it wasn't Glock. Sig Sauer!
• 48:37
  Testecleese: I remember they had that big issue, that was a big deal for a while, when
• 48:41
  Testecleese: Guns were just going off.
• 48:45
  Testecleese: I'm surprised you don't remember that. A cop… cop ended up shooting himself in the leg, trying to draw his gun.
• 48:50
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I remember that.
• 48:52
  Testecleese: Yeah, Air Force guy dropped it, dropped it. Which, don't get me wrong, don't drop fucking guns!
• 48:57
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 48:57
  Testecleese: dropped his pistol and it went off. That's not supposed to happen.
• 49:00
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 49:02
  Testecleese: That's something I can say, I can see the states have been like, alright, you're not allowed to sell this product until they fix it.
• 49:08
  Brian McFadden: You know?
• 49:09
  Testecleese: That I could understand, but not that I don't like it, it makes me scared.
• 49:13
  Testecleese: Because that leads down a dark, dark hole of what the UK is doing, saying, you're not allowed to carry a fucking pocket knife anymore.
• 49:22
  Brian McFadden: Look how well that's working for him.
• 49:24
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, see, that's the thing, is when you outlaw… Weaponry, only outlaws have weaponry?
• 49:31
  Testecleese: And they are… Having a big deal over there in, Great Britain.
• 49:37
  Testecleese: with their, migrants. It appears to be worse than it is here.
• 49:41
  Brian McFadden: They let more in.
• 49:43
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, whoa.
• 49:45
  Testecleese: Percentage-wise, I suppose. But yeah, the people are actually starting to complain about it now, which is crazy, because they're the…
• 49:51
  Testecleese: They may as well all be in Massachusetts. But the problem is, once your daughter's been gang-raped 3 or 4 times.
• 49:58
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 49:58
  Testecleese: By someone who doesn't speak the language.
• 50:00
  Brian McFadden: You're told to shut up.
• 50:01
  Testecleese: Yeah, and you're told to shut the fuck up, and don't bring it up because it makes you look like a racist. People changed their minds on what they were saying before.
• 50:10
  Testecleese: I say that, but we had a, what, was it, that guy, his daughter was raped and murdered here in the United States? And he's like, don't go saying these mean things about this man. He's like, dude, he raped and killed your daughter, and you're taking his side because he's here illegally?
• 50:24
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 50:26
  Testecleese: That just… dear God, do I need to leave the country, renounce my citizenship, come back, and get handed all this free shit, and not be…
• 50:35
  Testecleese: Not have the laws apply to me.
• 50:37
  Brian McFadden: Maybe.
• 50:37
  Testecleese: Like, would I be above the law if I wasn't a citizen anymore?
• 50:40
  Brian McFadden: Rosie O'Donnell.
• 50:42
  Testecleese: Maybe I'll go… well, she's got dual citizenship. Maybe I'll go spend, you know, this entire summer out in the sun. I'll get my nice dark brown tan going.
• 50:52
  Brian McFadden: Hmm.
• 50:53
  Testecleese: And I'll come back and talk like this, and I learn English.
• 51:00
  Testecleese: And, fuck, you'll hand me a free phone, you'll give me a place to live, you'll feed me.
• 51:05
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 51:06
  Testecleese: And then when I rape and murder someone, you'll say, it's not my fault, it's the world's fault.
• 51:11
  Brian McFadden: rock.
• 51:11
  Testecleese: Everyone else just needs to understand that he can't control himself, because he doesn't speak English very well.
• 51:21
  Testecleese: I don't know if I should have put this one in here or not, but I found it neat, or not neat, interesting. This landlord in Brooklyn
• 51:29
  Testecleese: is, I think he's bringing up charges, not…
• 51:32
  Brian McFadden: But he's been trying to get this person evicted for almost a decade now.
• 51:36
  Testecleese: I thought it was more than a decade.
• 51:38
  Brian McFadden: It will be, between…
• 51:39
  Testecleese: Oh, nearly, okay.
• 51:41
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, because, every time it gets close to being settled, she changes lawyers.
• 51:47
  Brian McFadden: Or he, I don't know, it's a shit.
• 51:49
  Testecleese: She. She moved in with an infirmed elderly man who died two years later.
• 51:53
  Brian McFadden: And it was a rent-controlled apartment when he lived there, and he went… the landlord went through the process to make it not rent-controlled anymore.
• 52:01
  Brian McFadden: But…
• 52:03
  Brian McFadden: They can't get… he can't evict the person that's still living there, and they haven't been paying rent. But her lawyers say she's got all this money into an escrow account and is ready to pay, if need be.
• 52:15
  Testecleese: And pay the fucking rent… at least pay the rent-controlled rent.
• 52:18
  Brian McFadden: Well, he's saying it'd be, like, $300,000.
• 52:21
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 52:21
  Brian McFadden: He says there's no way in hell she's got $300,000.
• 52:25
  Testecleese: Yeah, the, it was… I thought it was closer to 350, but… yeah, apparently he had to… going through this.
• 52:34
  Testecleese: In the courtrooms, he had to spend his daughter's college fund.
• 52:38
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 52:40
  Testecleese: To fight this in court.
• 52:42
  Testecleese: And you know that money's not coming back.
• 52:44
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 52:45
  Testecleese: Because even if she can come up with a rent, she can be able to pay the court fees?
• 52:49
  Brian McFadden: And he goes, you can't. You're not gonna move somebody new in and make up $350,000 from them.
• 52:56
  Testecleese: Well, if she had to pay the back rent, that's what I'm saying.
• 52:58
  Brian McFadden: I guarantee she don't have the money.
• 53:01
  Testecleese: No, and even if she did for the rent-controlled price, why did she get to stick? This is a thing we saw on TV in the 90s, remember? When people were sneaking into rent-controlled apartments and pretending that they were still the other person?
• 53:13
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 53:14
  Testecleese: They knew it was a crime, they wouldn't answer the phone, they wouldn't answer the door. Did you watch Two Broke Girls?
• 53:21
  Testecleese: That was a rent-controlled apartment, that's why they would never answer the wall… the phone on the wall.
• 53:25
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 53:26
  Testecleese: Aggies.
• 53:28
  Testecleese: Dude, like, 4 days ago, the phone on my wall rang.
• 53:32
  Testecleese: the wife and I just turned in and looked at it, like… Is the fucking world ending?
• 53:36
  Testecleese: She's like, what do you mean it's ending? I was like, I don't even know the number of… the phone number to that phone. I was like, I don't know how to make a call to this. I didn't know we had a fucking actual landline hooked up. Right. I thought we had shut it off.
• 53:51
  Testecleese: Apparently, we're still getting a cheaper rate.
• 53:54
  Brian McFadden: You too.
• 53:54
  Testecleese: I was…
• 53:54
  Brian McFadden: You'd get a cheaper rate if you had.
• 53:57
  Testecleese: But we don't have cable.
• 53:58
  Testecleese: So, like, it's usually the Trio package that gives you the discount.
• 54:02
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 54:03
  Testecleese: I was just like, this is crazy. I'm like, yeah, I'm not answering that phone. There's nothing good on the other end of that line, that's for certain.
• 54:11
  Testecleese: Alright, so some congressmen in Tennessee is filing articles of impeachment against the Chief, Chief Justice, right?
• 54:19
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 54:20
  Testecleese: Roberts?
• 54:21
  Testecleese: You know… you know what this is about?
• 54:24
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 54:25
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 54:26
  Brian McFadden: either.
• 54:28
  Testecleese: Oh, I was reading the 9-year squatter one by accident.
• 54:31
  Testecleese: Yeah, I read this and I already forgot it. It was dumb shit.
• 54:35
  Brian McFadden: I understand his leadership has been marked by arbitrary, unexplained, and.
• 54:39
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 54:40
  Brian McFadden: consistent decisions, so he's… He's talking about the Louisiana versus Calis decision.
• 54:49
  Brian McFadden: Blah blah blah blah. So there are some things there, but…
• 54:54
  Testecleese: Oh, he's gonna… he's, not gonna be in Congress for much longer.
• 54:59
  Brian McFadden: But also, only one Supreme Court justice has been ever impeached.
• 55:04
  Brian McFadden: That was in 1804.
• 55:07
  Testecleese: Wow.
• 55:09
  Testecleese: Wasn't Roberts the one who came out? I remember MAGA guys were coming out and saying, we need to start impeaching these judges that are obviously political, and Roberts is always like, ho, whoa, hold on, you need to take a step back and think real hard before you start down this path. And now they're trying to take the Chief Justice down?
• 55:25
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 55:26
  Testecleese: Just a heads up, Roberts is not a young man, that's just gonna give Trump another pick to last even longer in the Supreme Court.
• 55:34
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 55:35
  Testecleese: And… right now.
• 55:38
  Testecleese: I guess you would say the Republicans have a majority, but I don't think that's fair, because these are individuals, not politically… necessarily politically aligned. I'm giving them the benefit of the doubt.
• 55:50
  Testecleese: Right. But… but if they are… if most of these are Republican-leaning justices, they're gonna pick out another Republican-leaning justice to be the chief, right?
• 56:01
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 56:02
  Testecleese: So all you're doing is just putting a younger body in there, like Amy Cohen Barrett. Maybe that's what they're hoping, is they get an Amy Cohen Barrett instead of a Roberts, or a…
• 56:12
  Testecleese: a Kavanaugh, Because Barrett's, like, in her 40s, isn't she?
• 56:18
  Testecleese: I think so, anyway, I'm not sure. Maybe… maybe early 50s?
• 56:21
  Brian McFadden: She looks young. She's very young.
• 56:24
  Testecleese: She looks… she looks young, yeah, and if she's in her 50s and 60s, then she looks amazing for her age.
• 56:29
  Testecleese: I don't necessarily care for the way she's voted every time.
• 56:34
  Testecleese: But, you know, that's the way it works. You know, just like I don't like… just like I don't like Jumanji Jackson.
• 56:40
  Testecleese: But that's because she uses AI to write up her fucking…
• 56:44
  Testecleese: Descents like she's a… like she's a college student.
• 56:50
  Testecleese: Ugh.
• 56:51
  Testecleese: Well, while this is happening, Spencer Pratt is filing a complaint against Karen Bass for, illegal campaigning.
• 56:59
  Brian McFadden: Alright.
• 57:01
  Testecleese: Well, not only… Does she not give a shit about the law?
• 57:06
  Testecleese: She gave so little of a shit about the law that she went and released a, an online video ad of her
• 57:13
  Testecleese: Campaigning with the polling box, like the drop box, right behind her.
• 57:20
  Brian McFadden: You can't do that.
• 57:21
  Testecleese: No, we have to be at least 500… 300 feet? 500 feet away?
• 57:24
  Brian McFadden: Something like that, yeah.
• 57:26
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 57:27
  Testecleese: And the idea of that is you can't intimidate people as they go on to drop off their votes.
• 57:35
  Testecleese: But this is gonna… nothing's gonna happen with this. She's gonna say, oops! Even though they made it a point of showing the ballot box and how she's gonna win at the ballot box and points at it.
• 57:45
  Testecleese: Oh, jeez, Brian's already leaving. He's get… I don't know, oh boy, what's he doing? He actually left the room.
• 57:52
  Testecleese: I didn't know he had a door over there. I wonder if that's where he keeps all of his secret guns.
• 57:57
  Testecleese: I'm gonna have to ask… yeah, I'm gonna have to ask Brian about that when he comes back here in a second.
• 58:03
  Testecleese: Alright, hey, Brian.
• 58:06
  Testecleese: Now that you're back in Michigan now.
• 58:09
  Testecleese: And you have an inheritance coming your way.
• 58:11
  Testecleese: How many firearms are you gonna own?
• 58:13
  Brian McFadden: I don't know.
• 58:14
  Brian McFadden: I already own one.
• 58:17
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's been sitting there in Michigan.
• 58:19
  Brian McFadden: Yo.
• 58:20
  Testecleese: since…
• 58:20
  Brian McFadden: I got a 20… since I was in high school.
• 58:23
  Testecleese: Say, since, what, the…
• 58:24
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 58:24
  Testecleese: Mid-80s, probably.
• 58:28
  Brian McFadden: It's probably worth more money now, a 20 gauge shotgun.
• 58:31
  Testecleese: 20 gauge.
• 58:32
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 58:33
  Testecleese: Duck… duck hunting?
• 58:35
  Brian McFadden: I don't know what I got it for. Yeah, but… yeah, 20 gauge.
• 58:40
  Testecleese: Alright, pump action? Double barrel, pump.
• 58:46
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 58:48
  Testecleese: Yeah, have you… have you even looked at it? Like, cleaned it or anything?
• 58:51
  Brian McFadden: I used it, probably, like, 10 years ago. We did some shooting here when I was up here on a vacation, so…
• 58:59
  Testecleese: Just fucking around shooting, or…
• 59:00
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah.
• 59:01
  Testecleese: That's a good time, though, isn't it?
• 59:06
  Testecleese: I just shot up some fruit in my backyard for shits and giggles. I got my 40 back from Virginia when I came back from that trip.
• 59:15
  Testecleese: And I was like, I still have this pumpkin. I had a pumpkin last in my house all winter. That's great. For Halloween. I know, and it was in perfect shape. As soon as we opened the windows, because it got warm, it started to get soft. I was like, alright.
• 59:28
  Brian McFadden: Gotta go.
• 59:28
  Testecleese: I took it outside, and I was like, let's shoot this motherfucker!
• 59:32
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 59:34
  Testecleese: It's just fun.
• 59:36
  Testecleese: I… It's… I have all this land to shoot on, perfectly safe and everything.
• 59:42
  Brian McFadden: Huh.
• 59:42
  Testecleese: But I have to be certain…
• 59:45
  Testecleese: That's nowhere near my well, because I don't want lead sitting in the ground, soaking into my water supply, you know?
• 59:50
  Brian McFadden: Right, yeah.
• 59:54
  Testecleese: Okay, you shared this one.
• 59:58
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, the, yeah, exactly.
• 1:00:00
  Testecleese: Very interesting to me.
• 1:00:02
  Testecleese: What exactly is it?
• 1:00:03
  Brian McFadden: Maine's got this law in place where they can replace a candidate on the ballot after
• 1:00:10
  Brian McFadden: Primary. The, primary.
• 1:00:13
  Brian McFadden: There's a mechanism to… for replacing a nominee who withdraws after the primary.
• 1:00:19
  Testecleese: Yeah, they have to drop out after the primary for this to happen.
• 1:00:23
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:00:24
  Testecleese: Just like what happened with…
• 1:00:25
  Brian McFadden: It would give the Democrats, like, 14 days to settle on a replacement candidate and prepare the general election campaign, so…
• 1:00:33
  Testecleese: That means… that means Grant Planter would have to drop out. That's not happening. Why wouldn't he just do that now, and what the next Democrat…
• 1:00:40
  Brian McFadden: He's not gonna do that, he's too pig-headed. He thinks he's… He doesn't care.
• 1:00:45
  Testecleese: Oh, I loved it, he called all…
• 1:00:46
  Brian McFadden: Isn't he leading the… the polls right now against the Republican anyway, even with how crazy he is?
• 1:00:53
  Testecleese: I don't know if he's beating the Republican, but he's definitely leading his own party, and
• 1:00:58
  Testecleese: Some of the stuff this guy has said is truly egregious.
• 1:01:03
  Testecleese: Not just the literal Nazi tattoo he had on his chest, which I'm getting a laugh, because I'm still seeing news outlets that go, oh, it appeared to look like a Nazi tattoo. I was like, it's a… it's a fucking SS Totem Kampf, okay? We all know what this is. And he said, what, he's in Algeria or something?
• 1:01:21
  Testecleese: Or Albania?
• 1:01:23
  Testecleese: and got it when he was drunk in the Marine Corps and didn't know what it was. Right. Well, shits and giggles, I went and looked it up. The country he listed actually bans any Nazi…
• 1:01:34
  Testecleese: propaganda, symbolism, anything like that. What Germany does.
• 1:01:38
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:01:39
  Testecleese: So… he didn't just walk into a tattoo shop and see it in the flash art, he went into an underground Nazi tattoo shop.
• 1:01:49
  Testecleese: And kept it for, what, 18 years, and only covered it up
• 1:01:53
  Testecleese: When he's gonna run for office.
• 1:01:55
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:01:55
  Testecleese: He said that all white rural people are, racist morons. I'm like, dude, you're a fucking oyster farmer in the middle of nowhere Maine. What's more rural.
• 1:02:06
  Brian McFadden: Rural.
• 1:02:07
  Testecleese: You know?
• 1:02:10
  Testecleese: It's like, so that's you! That's why you had the Nazi tattoo, obviously, right?
• 1:02:13
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:02:15
  Testecleese: He said that the guy who stepped out and intentionally drew fire from the Taliban so his unit could get out.
• 1:02:22
  Testecleese: And was shot multiple times. He said, this fucking idiot deserves to die. He doesn't deserve to be alive.
• 1:02:29
  Testecleese: He's out talking shit about, Chris Kyle. Remember the name Chris Kyle?
• 1:02:33
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:02:33
  Testecleese: fiber.
• 1:02:35
  Testecleese: the guy who, after his most recorded sniper kills in American history.
• 1:02:41
  Testecleese: was helping homeless and disabled veterans and was killed by one. And this guy starts talking shit about Chris Kyle.
• 1:02:48
  Testecleese: I'm like, dude, what the fuck is the matter with you, dude?
• 1:02:51
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:02:52
  Testecleese: like…
• 1:02:55
  Brian McFadden: Alan ain't all the voters.
• 1:02:57
  Testecleese: But they're still gonna vote for him, like, that's the question, is what does a Democrat have to do
• 1:03:03
  Testecleese: To be disowned by their own party.
• 1:03:09
  Testecleese: The whole argument against the right was Nazi, Nazi, Nazi for 10 years, right?
• 1:03:14
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:03:14
  Testecleese: Now they're gonna elect a dude who… an actual fucking Nazi!
• 1:03:19
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:03:21
  Testecleese: There's one person they ended up disowning, but that was after they lost the primary. So maybe if Pratt loses the primary, maybe then they'll be like, oh, well, he wasn't a good choice anyway, he shouldn't have been running and, you know… but, like, Warren and Sanders.
• 1:03:35
  Testecleese: Both have publicly stated they're keeping their endorsements in place for him.
• 1:03:40
  Testecleese: Oh my god, there you go.
• 1:03:41
  Brian McFadden: Have fun with that.
• 1:03:43
  Testecleese: Well, Pratt used to be a socialist. Not Pratt. I don't know why I keep doing that.
• 1:03:47
  Testecleese: Plattner used to be a socialist, now he's a card-carrying communist.
• 1:03:52
  Testecleese: And… I think a lot of people need to understand and look back and really understand
• 1:03:58
  Testecleese: that the Civil Rights Act does not protect communists.
• 1:04:02
  Testecleese: You are allowed to discriminate as you see fit against communists in the United States.
• 1:04:08
  Testecleese: So, I mean… The federal government can actually say, no, you can't have the position.
• 1:04:13
  Testecleese: The problem is they don't have the balls to do any of this shit.
• 1:04:16
  Brian McFadden: They don't… yeah, they don't enforce… Enough of these things.
• 1:04:21
  Testecleese: No, same Civil Rights Act. Excuse me, still got that little bit of… Illness going around.
• 1:04:29
  Testecleese: They also don't understand that
• 1:04:32
  Testecleese: The rest of it, the Civil Rights Act refers to immutable characteristics, such as, like, race,
• 1:04:39
  Testecleese: and sex. And if you can just…
• 1:04:42
  Testecleese: switch sexes at will, it's no longer immutable, therefore I can discriminate against women as I see fit, because you could just be a man.
• 1:04:51
  Testecleese: Like, I don't know exactly, you know? And you can tell me, well, it's not immutable, because that's what they really are. It's like, I don't know, their fucking DNA says something different, so it looks like they muted their DNA.
• 1:05:03
  Testecleese: You know?
• 1:05:05
  Testecleese: Do you see this crazy asshole in California?
• 1:05:11
  Testecleese: I'm not California. Hawaii?
• 1:05:15
  Testecleese: Running, I think, for Congress, I'm not sure.
• 1:05:19
  Testecleese: Went into, like, a government building, drew a gun, and started threatening employees there.
• 1:05:25
  Brian McFadden: Democrats never do that.
• 1:05:28
  Testecleese: And the picture of this guy that they put out there, like, this is who he is, shirtless guy with some goofy tattoo on his chest, a nipple piercing, a septum ring, and a dude.
• 1:05:39
  Testecleese: And a Make America Trip Again hat.
• 1:05:44
  Testecleese: Like, this is who the Democrats are… even humoring?
• 1:05:50
  Testecleese: What's worse, the fucking guy who says we should all just get fucked up and kill people, or the.
• 1:05:55
  Brian McFadden: fucking…
• 1:05:55
  Testecleese: Nazi. What's worse?
• 1:06:00
  Testecleese: Looks like this guy in Hawaii is gonna be, going to prison.
• 1:06:03
  Testecleese: For… he's being charged with terrorist…
• 1:06:05
  Brian McFadden: Probably still couldn't be a congressman in prison.
• 1:06:09
  Testecleese: I think you can be, but I don't think you can be a convicted terrorist and be a congressman, can ya?
• 1:06:13
  Brian McFadden: I have no idea.
• 1:06:14
  Testecleese: I'm not sure either.
• 1:06:16
  Testecleese: But he doesn't have much of a chance anyway. He's a… Long shot… long shot nutjob.
• 1:06:21
  Testecleese: But his name is still on the, primary ticket, so…
• 1:06:27
  Testecleese: Oh, and DOJ is bringing up a lawsuit against UCLA for…
• 1:06:34
  Testecleese: they're calling it alleged anti-Semitic harassment of Jewish students. There's video of it, there's video of the graduation ceremony of someone who spends an hour, one of the keynote speaker, spends an hour talking about how we need to keep giving the Jews hell, and keep getting in their faces. I'm like, you do realize that
• 1:06:52
  Testecleese: Leibowitz going to school is not Netanyahu.
• 1:06:56
  Testecleese: Like, can they not? Because they…
• 1:07:01
  Testecleese: This is the thing, is they say all Jews… But you bring up…
• 1:07:07
  Testecleese: radical Islamists, and like, oh, you can't say all Muslims. Like, I didn't, I'm talking about the fucking radicals. You're saying kill all the fucking Jews, you're electing a goddamn Nazi!
• 1:07:18
  Testecleese: What am I supposed to believe here? Am I just supposed to stock up on ammunition?
• 1:07:25
  Brian McFadden: Probably.
• 1:07:29
  Testecleese: Maybe, maybe. I don't know, I've only got, I think, 3 boxes of shotgun rounds.
• 1:07:34
  Testecleese: 3 boxes of 308 rounds.
• 1:07:38
  Testecleese: Maybe 5 boxes of 40 rounds.
• 1:07:41
  Testecleese: I probably have… Close to 5,022 rounds, but we got, like, 3 22s.
• 1:07:49
  Testecleese: Oh, I just got my new hunting license for the year, with my fishing license.
• 1:07:53
  Testecleese: Small game is included. I can shoot squirrels and…
• 1:07:57
  Testecleese: All that need shit all I want now.
• 1:08:00
  Testecleese: Might get into taxidermy, sounds like fun.
• 1:08:02
  Testecleese: That, if you could pick off a running squirrel with a .22 rifle.
• 1:08:06
  Testecleese: Good fucking luck coming up on me and my house, you know?
• 1:08:11
  Testecleese: Because it won't be a 22 pointed at you if you're trying to kill me.
• 1:08:14
  Brian McFadden: Right?
• 1:08:16
  Testecleese: You could be coming around the corner going, oh, I'm gonna go kill this motherfucker with my 10 friends, and then a fucking 308 round goes through the fucking forehead of the driver, and hits the guy in the backseat, and kills him all in a car accident.
• 1:08:27
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:08:29
  Testecleese: Oh, which brings me back, which I don't intend on doing any of that, that's only if people actually want to kill me.
• 1:08:34
  Testecleese: if… Plattner is elected, actually gets the Senate seat.
• 1:08:39
  Testecleese: I think there's a very real possibility a member of his own party assassinates him.
• 1:08:45
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:08:46
  Testecleese: They may try to make it look like a MAGA guy did it.
• 1:08:49
  Brian McFadden: First.
• 1:08:49
  Testecleese: It's gonna be someone in their own party who doesn't want to be this affiliated with the party.
• 1:08:56
  Testecleese: Because the Democrats have to either cut off these extremists, these extreme progressives.
• 1:09:01
  Testecleese: Or they're gonna be taken over by them. And they're already at the point of being taken over. They're terrified to tell these people no.
• 1:09:09
  Testecleese: And you're getting crazy stuff happen because of it.
• 1:09:16
  Testecleese: Oh, this is… this is fun.
• 1:09:18
  Testecleese: Washington Nationals, an executive there, has admitted that they're discriminated against, excuse me, Christian players?
• 1:09:26
  Testecleese: And they track fans who come in and out of the stadium.
• 1:09:31
  Testecleese: And he has a communist agenda.
• 1:09:33
  Testecleese: Wow. All I could think was… Does this… executive.
• 1:09:38
  Brian McFadden: Still have a job.
• 1:09:40
  Testecleese: No, does he unders… well, that's a good question.
• 1:09:43
  Testecleese: Does he understand that if communism was kicked into place, he would no longer be wealthy?
• 1:09:48
  Testecleese: They would take his wealth and redistribute it to the poor.
• 1:09:51
  Brian McFadden: No, I don't think he does.
• 1:09:53
  Testecleese: Do they know what communism is?
• 1:09:55
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:09:55
  Testecleese: each according to their ability, two each according to their needs. Okay. You can't weld.
• 1:10:01
  Testecleese: You're never able to pick up how to do it, and we need welders, and we need, quarry miners. You can't weld, so we're gonna send you into the quarry to break rocks all day in the fucking sun.
• 1:10:13
  Testecleese: Right. That's your ability.
• 1:10:15
  Testecleese: You're still gonna get what you need, you're gonna get a place to live, you're gonna get food every day, according to the theory, anyway. But…
• 1:10:23
  Testecleese: The executive for the baseball team doesn't need a bigger house, doesn't need better food.
• 1:10:30
  Testecleese: Even the same shitty housing, and eat the same shitty food as the guy working in the rock quarry 12 hours a day.
• 1:10:37
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:10:38
  Testecleese: These folks, they have… just like they have no idea what socialism is. My brother keeps saying, well, we are socialists, I support socialism, like, for the love of God, social welfare is not socialism!
• 1:10:48
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:10:50
  Testecleese: I was like, we are capitalists! He goes, you can be both. No, you can't! That's like… oh my god. That's like saying you could be a capitalist and a communist.
• 1:11:00
  Testecleese: That was when I point… this was years ago, I had this argument with them. That was when I actually brought up the socialist manifesto. I was like, boom, here it is. He goes, what's that say right there? He goes, what difference does it make? I was like, you keep talking about socialism, here's what socialism is, tell me what that says.
• 1:11:16
  Testecleese: And he's like, it says, the end goal of socialism is communism. I was like, BOOM! Okay!
• 1:11:21
  Testecleese: You know? But he… you just right out the other ear.
• 1:11:25
  Testecleese: Still, still voting for Sanders in Vermont.
• 1:11:29
  Testecleese: You're just like, wow. If this shit actually went into… and he is… he might benefit from socialism once…
• 1:11:37
  Testecleese: our father passes. Right. My father won't be supporting him anymore.
• 1:11:42
  Testecleese: And he'll need socialism to support him, because, right… he's the one who told me… actually, that's not true, he didn't tell me. His wife told me that… what are you talking about? Everyone in Vermont gets,
• 1:11:54
  Testecleese: Gets a card every month to buy groceries with.
• 1:11:57
  Brian McFadden: No, they don't.
• 1:11:58
  Testecleese: I was like, you mean EBT?
• 1:12:00
  Testecleese: I was like, no, that's… that's…
• 1:12:02
  Testecleese: That's a… that's a poor people plan. Trust me, the millionaire doesn't get SNAP.
• 1:12:07
  Testecleese: No, everyone does. Brian said so. Brian's my brother.
• 1:12:10
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:12:10
  Testecleese: He died to you so you didn't feel bad, why? Because he doesn't work, you know?
• 1:12:15
  Testecleese: I was like, yeah, no, I was like… so, the taxpayers are buying your groceries, and…
• 1:12:20
  Testecleese: And that's the best part, is their income hasn't changed, she's a social worker.
• 1:12:24
  Testecleese: their income hasn't changed. They're still getting SNAP benefits while my father pays for…
• 1:12:29
  Brian McFadden: Everything.
• 1:12:30
  Testecleese: everything.
• 1:12:31
  Testecleese: With his boomer money, you know?
• 1:12:37
  Testecleese: Which really… He can do what he wants with his money, but I bought that fucking house from him.
• 1:12:42
  Testecleese: Gave him a giant wad of money, and he turned around and gave it to my fucking brother.
• 1:12:46
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:12:47
  Testecleese: Oh, it drives me nuts, dude.
• 1:12:49
  Testecleese: Drives me nuts. Like, you could have at least given me back a piece of it, you know what I mean? Like, hey, thanks for paying off the house, or actually, it was paid off at the time. Thanks for buying the house and raising the property value while you're at it, you know?
• 1:13:01
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:13:04
  Testecleese: Oh my god.
• 1:13:06
  Testecleese: Okay, did you hear about this string of shootings over 72 hours in Seattle?
• 1:13:12
  Brian McFadden: Do they have any cops left in Seattle?
• 1:13:15
  Testecleese: That's the problem.
• 1:13:17
  Testecleese: That's the very problem. Check this out. It's in Seattle, it's in the same neighborhood it happened in. 72 hours, I think it was, there was 3 deadly shootings.
• 1:13:27
  Testecleese: And it turns out that this is disputed territory for human traffickers who are here illegally.
• 1:13:35
  Testecleese: Bullets are going through people's houses, into their children's bedrooms. So, Seattle… now, it's illegal.
• 1:13:41
  Testecleese: And… Seattle.
• 1:13:44
  Testecleese: Seattle, was that where the… Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone was?
• 1:13:48
  Brian McFadden: Yes, chasselberg.
• 1:13:50
  Testecleese: Right? Alright. Well, they did it again.
• 1:13:52
  Testecleese: They put barricades in the road.
• 1:13:55
  Testecleese: To make it more difficult for cars to get through.
• 1:13:58
  Testecleese: Because these guys are driving in, jumping out, and firing off their rounds and taking off.
• 1:14:04
  Testecleese: And they've been contacting the police. Now, during the Chaz thing.
• 1:14:08
  Testecleese: I was like, you guys can't do this, ambulances can't get through.
• 1:14:11
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:14:12
  Testecleese: It's still true today, but this isn't… we don't want you when it's… we don't want the murderers in. Little different, I understand the difference, but… the nuance, rather.
• 1:14:23
  Testecleese: But that's… that's neither here nor there.
• 1:14:26
  Testecleese: They've been asking the police to help, and the police are like, we just don't have the resources, so…
• 1:14:31
  Testecleese: The city has ordered these people to remove these anti-gun roadblocks.
• 1:14:36
  Testecleese: And told people to suck it up and figure it out.
• 1:14:40
  Testecleese: And it's like…
• 1:14:41
  Testecleese: One… I was talking about this with someone, it's like, well, one day they actually shot… the first shooting, people actually shot back. I was like, that wasn't their actual residence, though, that was the fucking rival gang trafficking humans that fired back.
• 1:14:52
  Testecleese: Trust me, Bob Smith in Seattle can't get a fucking gun.
• 1:14:58
  Testecleese: There's no way he's getting a gun, even if his house is getting shot every fucking week, they're gonna use that as a reason why he shouldn't be allowed to get a gun. And…
• 1:15:07
  Testecleese: what's gonna end up happening is, sooner or later, someone's going to drive across state lines, buy a firearm, come back, and… and things are gonna go terribly wrong. Because they're not gonna have any of the proper training, that's not gonna.
• 1:15:19
  Brian McFadden: They won't be able to go to Oregon and get a gun.
• 1:15:23
  Testecleese: You'd have to go…
• 1:15:25
  Brian McFadden: Idaho.
• 1:15:26
  Testecleese: Yeah. Joe.
• 1:15:27
  Brian McFadden: Montana.
• 1:15:29
  Testecleese: And that's a long way from Seattle!
• 1:15:31
  Brian McFadden: It is. It's a lot.
• 1:15:32
  Testecleese: That's clear.
• 1:15:33
  Brian McFadden: Across the state.
• 1:15:34
  Testecleese: drive it all the way back with your… and here's the question, is you go that far to go get a gun, because people are shooting up the neighborhood, you get a handgun, or do you get a rifle?
• 1:15:43
  Brian McFadden: Rifle.
• 1:15:44
  Testecleese: I would probably go rifle, but it's a lot slower shooting, unless you've got a semi-automatic rifle.
• 1:15:49
  Testecleese: But even then, it takes longer to take aim again than a handgun.
• 1:15:53
  Testecleese: But they're far more accurate, too, aren't they?
• 1:15:55
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:15:58
  Testecleese: But yeah, this is only gonna lead to bad shit, and the mayor…
• 1:16:02
  Testecleese: Is telling everyone to shut up and suck it up, buttercup.
• 1:16:07
  Brian McFadden: You're in denial.
• 1:16:09
  Testecleese: Oh, she was… she ran on defund the police.
• 1:16:13
  Testecleese: And here's a thing. Seattle…
• 1:16:15
  Brian McFadden: That's for…
• 1:16:16
  Testecleese: Well, exactly. These people elected her, and the problem is not everyone who lives there voted for her.
• 1:16:22
  Brian McFadden: Of course.
• 1:16:23
  Testecleese: And those are the people I truly feel bad for. But if you've got money to live in Seattle, you could probably get the fuck out of Seattle and go live in a red state.
• 1:16:31
  Brian McFadden: A lot of people are.
• 1:16:32
  Testecleese: Yeah, and if your house gets shot up enough times, maybe you'll stop voting the same way.
• 1:16:36
  Brian McFadden: I doubt it.
• 1:16:38
  Testecleese: See, that's the thing, you're right, because they don't… most of the time, they don't connect the two. They don't realize that when I said, let's get rid of the police, and let's not let immigration in.
• 1:16:46
  Testecleese: They don't realize that now you have no one here to defend you against the illegal immigrants that are shooting up your neighborhood.
• 1:16:55
  Testecleese: For real, though, why don't they just call ICE? Like, Seattle can't stop ICE from showing up, they can just not cooperate, right?
• 1:17:02
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:17:04
  Testecleese: So why doesn't a local resident just call and be like, we're having this major issue? Why isn't… I read about this, how come… well, maybe they have, maybe that's why I haven't heard about it since, maybe ICE did show up.
• 1:17:14
  Testecleese: It's not arresting the worst of the worst.
• 1:17:18
  Testecleese: By the way, I just want to point out that this immigration policy that they're having under Trump…
• 1:17:26
  Testecleese: is not gonna be effective. It's already ineffective.
• 1:17:30
  Testecleese: If we… even if we keep on pace.
• 1:17:33
  Testecleese: Of what he's been doing since the beginning of this term, the first term.
• 1:17:37
  Testecleese: It's gonna be a couple million, maybe, to put.
• 1:17:41
  Brian McFadden: Right. Nothing like… look, where Biden let in in 4 years. Exactly. Top in the bucket.
• 1:17:46
  Testecleese: Exactly.
• 1:17:47
  Testecleese: And I just don't understand why you want these people in here so bad, and… Here's the question, Brian.
• 1:17:54
  Testecleese: Are these… Democrat voters, the loud, obnoxious ones, actually this stupid.
• 1:18:01
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 1:18:01
  Testecleese: Or, do they want you to think that they don't understand what you're saying and don't understand your question, so that they don't have to answer it?
• 1:18:08
  Brian McFadden: They're stupid.
• 1:18:10
  Testecleese: You think they're genuinely dumb and don't realize that had that man not been here, like, illegally, he wouldn't have raped and killed your sister, your wife, your daughter? They don't put the two together?
• 1:18:21
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:18:23
  Brian McFadden: They didn't pass, they didn't get through math class. I can't put 2 to 2 to get 4.
• 1:18:28
  Testecleese: You're welcome.
• 1:18:29
  Brian McFadden: They got Common Core math, you know?
• 1:18:31
  Testecleese: I was just gonna say, actually, for a while, they were actually arguing that 2 plus 2 can equal 5. Right. You look at them funny, you're like, well, 2.2 plus 2.2
• 1:18:41
  Testecleese: And I was like, it's 2.4, and that would round down to 4.
• 1:18:46
  Testecleese: You know, and they're like.
• 1:18:47
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:18:47
  Testecleese: 2.5 and 2.5, I was like, but that's not 2 plus 2, that's 2.5. Right. They're not the same.
• 1:18:53
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:18:54
  Testecleese: And this is why… this is why you're not an engineer, this is why you're not building things, this is why you're not welding things, this is why you're not repairing things. Because you're gonna say.
• 1:19:03
  Testecleese: close enough to 80 foot-pounds, and then your fucking tire falls off on the expressway! Exactly.
• 1:19:11
  Testecleese: I'm gonna skip ahead, I'll come back.
• 1:19:15
  Brian McFadden: Alright.
• 1:19:15
  Testecleese: we mentioned the illegals in, Seattle, and I should have put it down on the alien stuff.
• 1:19:22
  Testecleese: New Jersey!
• 1:19:25
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:19:25
  Testecleese: Alright, you know what, we'll get there, we'll get there.
• 1:19:28
  Testecleese: We got other immigrant stuff to talk about there.
• 1:19:32
  Testecleese: Oh, here we go. I'm sorry, it was this Texas Supreme Court orders a Dallas judge to stop requiring face masks. My mistake, I thought it was Michigan. Yeah. Yeah, she required everyone else wear a mask.
• 1:19:43
  Testecleese: Except for her, and she's like, you know, she mentioned she's immunocompromised, but then they show pictures of her and video of her at, like, social gatherings with, like, 75 to 100 people with no.
• 1:19:52
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:19:53
  Testecleese: wearing masks, and she's walking…
• 1:19:54
  Brian McFadden: I'm not wearing a mask either.
• 1:19:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, and she's walking around shaking hands. It's like, and I love this.
• 1:20:00
  Testecleese: Several people contacted this woman that actually have a say, like, different justices and, like.
• 1:20:06
  Testecleese: governor, asking her what legal precedent she's using to say that she has the authority to do this. And she just blew them off!
• 1:20:14
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:20:16
  Testecleese: Yeah, so finally the Supreme Court was like, no, you're done, stop. You can't do this anymore.
• 1:20:23
  Testecleese: And it actually all came to a head because,
• 1:20:27
  Testecleese: They threatened to put a, an attorney in jail.
• 1:20:32
  Testecleese: For even asking why he needs to wear a mask in the courtroom, saying that he has issues with his respiratory system, and if he's constantly breathing in his own, breath.
• 1:20:42
  Testecleese: that he won't get… he's not breathing properly. Right. You know, and I love the ivory people, like, well, that's not real. I'm like, yeah, and you know what?
• 1:20:49
  Testecleese: If you wanna say it's not real, if my breath is gonna go right fucking through it, I'm FICKING VIRUSES, too!
• 1:20:55
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:20:57
  Testecleese: Do people understand that viruses are smaller than oxygen atoms?
• 1:21:01
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:21:02
  Testecleese: That's not really true, but damn, close enough!
• 1:21:04
  Testecleese: I mean, what, it's one string of, RNA, right?
• 1:21:11
  Testecleese: Oh my god.
• 1:21:12
  Testecleese: It's just ridiculous, dude.
• 1:21:16
  Testecleese: But Texas is leading the nations with business acquisitions lately, and Dallas in particular.
• 1:21:22
  Testecleese: all these companies that are leaving these, blue states are moving to Dallas, and…
• 1:21:28
  Testecleese: tons of money going to Dallas, but I found interesting is that.
• 1:21:32
  Brian McFadden: They're moving to… they're moving to liberal cities.
• 1:21:36
  Testecleese: True, so they're still liberal themselves, they just don't want to be in an extreme liberal area. At least they have a Republican governor to keep them in check, like Massachusetts did for so long.
• 1:21:46
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:21:47
  Testecleese: Because I loved it when Massachusetts did.
• 1:21:49
  Testecleese: they would have, like, a Democrat governor, and then a Republican House and Senate.
• 1:21:54
  Testecleese: And then within 10 years, it would flip the other way, and it was checks and balances. And as soon as they all went on the Democrat page, look what's happening in Boston.
• 1:22:02
  Testecleese: We're having teen takeovers, and it's your fault if a kid fucking rides his bicycle into your car when you're parked, you know? Yeah. Well, you shouldn't have been there!
• 1:22:12
  Testecleese: Okay. I was in a fucking tunnel under… under Boston.
• 1:22:16
  Testecleese: You're familiar with the Big Dig system, right?
• 1:22:18
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, huh? Yup.
• 1:22:19
  Testecleese: Yeah, what was it, 30 years?
• 1:22:21
  Brian McFadden: People retired from the big day.
• 1:22:23
  Testecleese: Didn't get started and retired still. It was supposed to take 10 years, and it took 30 extra years, and… Thank you!
• 1:22:30
  Brian McFadden: unions in the mall. Yes!
• 1:22:33
  Testecleese: And every time they dug a hole.
• 1:22:36
  Testecleese: They found a crate, a T, or an arrowhead.
• 1:22:39
  Testecleese: I had to stop and bring in an archaeology team, you know?
• 1:22:46
  Testecleese: Let me get a beer, what's going on? Oh!
• 1:22:48
  Testecleese: Oh! Al Green!
• 1:22:50
  Testecleese: Al Green's out!
• 1:22:52
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:22:53
  Brian McFadden: He lost his primary…
• 1:22:55
  Brian McFadden: for the Democrat runoff, so he is no longer gonna be in the House of Representatives. I don't think he's going away, though. He'll probably get his own YouTube channel, or his podcast, and we'll be able to keep using him in the podcast for the stupid things he says.
• 1:23:14
  Testecleese: Yeah… I almost regret to stop…
• 1:23:18
  Testecleese: clipping, Al Sharpton or The View as much as we used to.
• 1:23:24
  Testecleese: But, to be 100% fair, the Al Sharpen stuff, I was just stealing directly from the No Agenda Show.
• 1:23:29
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:23:30
  Testecleese: And they stopped doing it, and I was like, aw, this isn't as easy to get as it used to be.
• 1:23:37
  Testecleese: But if he does a YouTube video and sings Let's Stay Together.
• 1:23:42
  Testecleese: I would laugh my balls off and watch that, and you would too.
• 1:23:45
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:23:47
  Testecleese: you know that, not the same Al Green, but the guy who did Let's Stay Together, Let's Stay Together… was Al Green.
• 1:23:54
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:23:56
  Testecleese: I just… first time I saw this name, that was the first thing I thought was that song. And by the way, anyone who's curious who Al Green is, senator, or Congressman, not senator, right?
• 1:24:05
  Brian McFadden: Congressman, yup.
• 1:24:07
  Testecleese: Congress, yeah. He's the one who's gonna get, censured for shouting and interrupting proceedings on the floor and waving his cane around.
• 1:24:18
  Testecleese: and when they were gonna censor him, the Democrats came down and sang, we shall overcome, therefore impeding congressional actions. Once again.
• 1:24:27
  Testecleese: Which, by the way, I would just like to point out, that's what they charged the J6 insurrectionists with, was interrupting congressional, proceedings.
• 1:24:34
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:24:36
  Testecleese: And didn't the Democrats march down on the Senate floor during a meeting wearing…
• 1:24:41
  Brian McFadden: It is.
• 1:24:41
  Testecleese: Maid's Tale stuff.
• 1:24:42
  Brian McFadden: Yep. And interrupted.
• 1:24:45
  Testecleese: This is weird how it's a one-sided rule, and you point this out to people.
• 1:24:49
  Brian McFadden: Welcome to the American government system.
• 1:24:53
  Testecleese: I just wish I could get a little bit of honesty from these folks.
• 1:24:57
  Testecleese: Like, at least say something like, yeah, maybe they should have got arrested too, instead of, fuck all of you. It's like, we can do it, you can't.
• 1:25:05
  Testecleese: I was expecting Guapo to show up by now, he's
• 1:25:08
  Testecleese: Having a long-ass shower. Who was the old lady in the picture with him at the baseball game?
• 1:25:14
  Brian McFadden: I don't know.
• 1:25:15
  Testecleese: Alright. He had some gray-haired white woman with him at a… it looked like a Tides game… It was. …on Facebook.
• 1:25:24
  Testecleese: I thought that was very interesting. I was like, I don't know who that is.
• 1:25:28
  Testecleese: No. Doesn't really ma- doesn't really matter.
• 1:25:32
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 1:25:35
  Testecleese: You seen this Nick Shirley act in California? We've been kind of talking.
• 1:25:38
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, we talked about it, yeah,
• 1:25:41
  Testecleese: Nick Shirley finally spoke out about it.
• 1:25:46
  Testecleese: It's like, these are government-funded programs that you're telling us we're not allowed to.
• 1:25:51
  Brian McFadden: Audit.
• 1:25:53
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, they said… the thing is, they didn't use the word investigate.
• 1:25:56
  Testecleese: I don't remember what word they used, but it…
• 1:25:58
  Testecleese: It says you can't even audit them and go through their…
• 1:26:01
  Testecleese: Because an investigation requires, like, a legal action, right?
• 1:26:04
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:26:05
  Testecleese: Versus an order to be like, alright, it's time to go through your books.
• 1:26:08
  Testecleese: Just like the IRS can do to your taxes.
• 1:26:13
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:26:16
  Testecleese: The IRS can go back 7 years, is it?
• 1:26:18
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:26:19
  Testecleese: And look at my finances?
• 1:26:22
  Testecleese: Alright, so I still gotta be quiet about a couple things, some money I hid away here and there.
• 1:26:29
  Testecleese: But yeah, it's just, it's nuts saying you're not even allowed to look into where this money's going.
• 1:26:34
  Testecleese: And no one on the left thinks twice about it. This is why… seriously, dude, I might go register Republican next time I'm out in, at the DMV area. It's an hour and a half drive.
• 1:26:48
  Brian McFadden: Well, you can register online and mail it in, too.
• 1:26:51
  Testecleese: Oh, I did not know that. I'm thinking about joining the party, but I don't want to be affiliated with those fucking spineless cowards.
• 1:26:57
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, well, luckily you're in West Virginia. There's not a whole lot of spineless, coward Republicans in West Virginia.
• 1:27:04
  Testecleese: For the most part.
• 1:27:05
  Testecleese: And… what was it we were saying last time we got together? Like, 85,000 people?
• 1:27:10
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:27:11
  Testecleese: left the left and… or the middle and joined the Republican Party. For exactly what I'm saying, it's like, you guys have gotten so out of fucking control, I can't even humor you anymore.
• 1:27:20
  Testecleese: Right. I used to be able to have, like, a real conversation, like, well… and you know, and they used to be like, well, no, that's a good point, maybe we should adjust it this way. It's like, no, no, you're just a bigot. It's like, what the fuck? You're just shutting down the… when you shut down the conversation, or you resort to ad hominem attacks, you've already lost the argument.
• 1:27:38
  Testecleese: Yup. You know?
• 1:27:39
  Testecleese: And these folks just don't get it, and then they threaten you with violence.
• 1:27:43
  Testecleese: Like, this crazy bastard in Hawaii running for Congress shows up and starts waving a gun around and threatening people in a government building. It's like…
• 1:27:51
  Testecleese: Dude, you're going to prison.
• 1:27:55
  Brian McFadden: Waltz has got plenty of time on his hand, because he's part of legal aliens.
• 1:27:59
  Brian McFadden: They've been convicted of armed robbery before he gets deported.
• 1:28:04
  Testecleese: Yeah, this is what we were talking about earlier, with the… the sheriff's…
• 1:28:08
  Testecleese: were upset that, they picked someone up for a crime, and then they are released immediately before ICE can come get them.
• 1:28:16
  Testecleese: So this guy got a pardon and got let out of prison in the middle of the night.
• 1:28:20
  Testecleese: So he could disappear into the darkness.
• 1:28:22
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:28:23
  Testecleese: And it… What the fuck, man?
• 1:28:27
  Brian McFadden: Well, they're saying, well, he's started a business here, he's started a family, he's no threat to society, except…
• 1:28:35
  Brian McFadden: Back in the day, he was convicted of armed robbery, so…
• 1:28:38
  Testecleese: So when did he build this business? After his…
• 1:28:41
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, after armed robbery.
• 1:28:44
  Testecleese: what's the statute of limitations on armed robbery? It's not.
• 1:28:47
  Brian McFadden: She was convicted of it.
• 1:28:48
  Testecleese: I know, I know, I'm saying, but if it was after he committed the armed robbery, he was just pardoned recently.
• 1:28:55
  Testecleese: So, like, when did he build this business between the armed robbery and going to prison?
• 1:29:02
  Brian McFadden: Or did he build the.
• 1:29:03
  Testecleese: business, and then.
• 1:29:04
  Brian McFadden: No, no, he was, convicted of aiding and abetting an armed robbery in Hallipin County in 1994 at the age of 18.
• 1:29:13
  Brian McFadden: He served as prison term and was released back to the United States.
• 1:29:18
  Brian McFadden: Instead of being deported, then.
• 1:29:22
  Testecleese: Okay. Okay, so he…
• 1:29:25
  Brian McFadden: He's lived here all his life, basically.
• 1:29:28
  Brian McFadden: Grew it up as a young adult.
• 1:29:31
  Brian McFadden: And instead of getting out of prison and being deported, He was,
• 1:29:38
  Brian McFadden: And he says that the governor called a special subject of the state's Board of Pardons Clemency Review Commission to ensure the case reviewed before Vang's deportation could be completed.
• 1:29:51
  Testecleese: This has to be some kind of… this HAS to be some kind of crime.
• 1:29:56
  Testecleese: He's a car…
• 1:29:57
  Brian McFadden: A family, and owned a local painting business.
• 1:30:00
  Testecleese: When did he do this shit?
• 1:30:02
  Brian McFadden: After he got out of prison.
• 1:30:06
  Testecleese: So, so, this guy's.
• 1:30:07
  Brian McFadden: He didn't just get out of prison, he got out of prison years ago.
• 1:30:11
  Testecleese: So, immigration could still go get this guy.
• 1:30:14
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 1:30:15
  Testecleese: I mean, if he's got a registered business, it shouldn't be that hard to find him, right? He's paying taxes?
• 1:30:20
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:30:22
  Testecleese: And this is the… the issue I keep…
• 1:30:25
  Testecleese: that keeps really bothering me is, they say, they're not going after the worst of the worst. It's because you keep pardoning these motherfuckers and turning them loose from police custody, so they don't get deported. So instead of picking up the criminals from the jail as they get released from prison, they're picking up guys… they're picking up Juan at the Home Depot.
• 1:30:44
  Testecleese: At 6… at 5.30 in the morning.
• 1:30:46
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:30:47
  Testecleese: Maybe if he turned over the actual criminals!
• 1:30:50
  Testecleese: We wouldn't be as worried about Juan.
• 1:30:54
  Testecleese: Or Miguel, the fruit picker.
• 1:30:57
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:30:57
  Testecleese: And that's another thing that drove me nuts about Trump. It really pissed me off. He's like, well, we need him in the farming industry, who's gonna pick the crops? I'm like, dear God, you sound like a Democrat in the 1800s. Who else is gonna pick the cotton?
• 1:31:10
  Testecleese: Fuck, fuck, I say the 1800s. Didn't Jasmine Crockett say this, like, 2 years ago?
• 1:31:17
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I think so.
• 1:31:18
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'm sure as hell not picking the cotton! You gotta get these people to do it, they do it for cheap! It's like, oh my god, you're literally talking about slavery again!
• 1:31:27
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 1:31:29
  Testecleese: Next time anyone brings up slavery to me in any context at all, I'm just gonna point straight at illegal immigration, like, you want brown-skinned people to do the work you don't want to do and get paid less than I would if I did the job, so that your strawberries cost less. Like, that's slavery.
• 1:31:47
  Testecleese: And we need to start arresting the businesses that are employing these people. Not just arrest the guy running the business, but seize the entire business and auction it off to the parts to the highest bidders.
• 1:31:59
  Testecleese: That would stop people from hiring illegal immigrants if you lost everything because of it.
• 1:32:04
  Testecleese: Because I don't know if people realize, it's illegal to employ an illegal immigrant.
• 1:32:08
  Brian McFadden: Yes, it is.
• 1:32:09
  Testecleese: Like, how are you paying income tax?
• 1:32:13
  Testecleese: If you're not here legally.
• 1:32:16
  Testecleese: This is a real question, I actually brought this up on social media, maybe a year and a half ago?
• 1:32:23
  Testecleese: The number one response I got was, what do you mean? Every time you buy shit, you pay taxes. And I just… I…
• 1:32:28
  Testecleese: I was dumbfounded when I saw this response over and over again.
• 1:32:32
  Testecleese: And I was like, Do any of you have jobs?
• 1:32:36
  Testecleese: And I was like.
• 1:32:38
  Testecleese: Any of you ever filed taxes, or do you think income tax is the tax? Because income tax is a joke, and that's a local tax, for the most… not income tax, sales tax, for the most part, it's a local tax.
• 1:32:53
  Testecleese: It's just… oh my god.
• 1:32:55
  Testecleese: And I understand Biden gave some of these people temporary work IDs, but they were temporary.
• 1:33:00
  Testecleese: Yeah. Obama did with the DREAM Act, but that was what delayed… Delayed what? For early…
• 1:33:09
  Testecleese: I don't remember what it was.
• 1:33:10
  Brian McFadden: For her children that came in. Yeah.
• 1:33:12
  Testecleese: Yeah, kids coming in, but it was supposed to be delayed Action.
• 1:33:16
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:33:17
  Testecleese: How long was… how long is delayed? It's been…
• 1:33:20
  Brian McFadden: 30 years?
• 1:33:22
  Brian McFadden: 40 years? Yeah.
• 1:33:23
  Testecleese: well, not 40 years, but… I mean, if they came in under Obama's first term, oh my god.
• 1:33:30
  Testecleese: 8, 12… 16… Jesus Christ, like, 18 years.
• 1:33:37
  Testecleese: So if you were… yeah, there you go. If you were born in Mexico and came across the border the next day with your parents.
• 1:33:43
  Testecleese: you can vote in this country. Right. At this point. Maybe… maybe delayed action?
• 1:33:49
  Testecleese: Maybe it's come time for this action. You had tons of time to figure out what the fuck you're doing and get out. We offered you 5 grand, we're gonna pay you to go back home!
• 1:33:59
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:34:00
  Testecleese: Which, the self-deportation thing is working better than, forced deportation anyway.
• 1:34:06
  Testecleese: A lot of these guys are like, I'll go back now, I'll take this cash with me.
• 1:34:10
  Testecleese: I'll set up, I'll reapply and do this the right way, and you know…
• 1:34:14
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:34:16
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 1:34:18
  Testecleese: Oh, they… alright.
• 1:34:20
  Testecleese: What's this place called in… Jersey,
• 1:34:27
  Testecleese: Of course. Why is it always bury the fucking lead in these things, man?
• 1:34:32
  Testecleese: They gotta tell you about… they mentioned it.
• 1:34:34
  Brian McFadden: Newark.
• 1:34:35
  Testecleese: It's in Newark, yeah, but there's a name for the facility, for the ICE facility.
• 1:34:39
  Testecleese: And it's… It's in the next one, I'm guessing.
• 1:34:44
  Testecleese: But, what does the first one say about the boomerang?
• 1:34:52
  Testecleese: I can't find it in here either, doesn't really matter, whatever.
• 1:34:59
  Testecleese: Alright. Well, first of all.
• 1:35:01
  Testecleese: Oh, this one is about the trash truck worker. Black man trying to get his trash truck out from behind the ice facility.
• 1:35:08
  Testecleese: And these protesters blocked him, and, like, cussed him out. Then he gets out of his truck. Massive. Man.
• 1:35:19
  Testecleese: Assuming that these Democrat protesters weren't, like, 5'2"?
• 1:35:23
  Testecleese: This guy had to be at least 6… 6'2"?
• 1:35:26
  Brian McFadden: Huh.
• 1:35:27
  Testecleese: 250 pounds, just massive, terrifying man, right?
• 1:35:31
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:35:32
  Testecleese: And he's angry.
• 1:35:34
  Testecleese: He's like, I need to get my fucking work done. What are you doing? You claim you're here to help minorities, and you're making sure I don't get paid, and I can't feed my kids. Right. I don't get to sit here and bitch all day like you do, and have fucking Whitey pay me.
• 1:35:50
  Testecleese: I love how we turned their own argument around back on them.
• 1:35:53
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:35:54
  Testecleese: But this is the same group of people, this is my favorite part.
• 1:35:59
  Testecleese: Two brown-skinned men… men. Not… not black, brown-skinned, so we're assuming…
• 1:36:05
  Testecleese: some kind of, Latino heritage.
• 1:36:08
  Testecleese: exited the ICE facility and walked through the gate and left. Everyone starts cheering that they just got released.
• 1:36:16
  Testecleese: And then someone turns and goes, they fucking work here! It's like, look at the racists, once again, assuming the brown man must be doing something because he's brown. There's no way he's doing the other thing.
• 1:36:31
  Brian McFadden: I'm glad.
• 1:36:32
  Testecleese: But it got to the point where, the…
• 1:36:36
  Testecleese: governor was getting concerned about, violence, and she did… she blamed ICE, saying that things are gonna escalate quickly, things get dangerous when you confront ICE. It's like, yes, you're right. When you get in the way of a federal enforcement agent.
• 1:36:49
  Testecleese: and intentionally, impede them, it can get very dangerous, Renee Goode.
• 1:36:54
  Testecleese: so, she decided to call in the state police.
• 1:37:00
  Testecleese: Well, that'.
• 1:37:01
  Brian McFadden: Gonna help.
• 1:37:01
  Testecleese: Daniel's situation. Well, yes, no, and once the, the protesters started chucking bottles and bricks at the state police, the governor
• 1:37:09
  Testecleese: Had the state police deploy tear gas.
• 1:37:13
  Testecleese: So… It went from gates locked with men standing behind it with guns, Doing nothing.
• 1:37:21
  Testecleese: to the people being actively gassed. So, good job, Democrats! And her own party's flipping out about this. But the crazy thing is, two days before she tear gassed them, she was out on the picket line with them.
• 1:37:34
  Brian McFadden: Of course.
• 1:37:36
  Testecleese: It's like… Again, these folks have no idea what's going on.
• 1:37:41
  Testecleese: Then they hear reports, like, oh, whoa, bricks are being thrown, you know?
• 1:37:45
  Testecleese: Molotov Cockdale just hit a dude.
• 1:37:48
  Testecleese: Alright, I guess we need to do something. It's like, well, maybe that's what the fuck was happening before you intervened in the first place.
• 1:37:54
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:37:54
  Testecleese: Maybe you should have found out before you fucked around, you know?
• 1:38:01
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's just, it's…
• 1:38:03
  Testecleese: And it's hilarious watching the videos of these people crying, like… and I understand tears coming out of your eyes if you get tear gassed.
• 1:38:10
  Testecleese: I mean, I've been tear gassed, you've been tear gassed.
• 1:38:13
  Brian McFadden: Huh.
• 1:38:14
  Testecleese: It sucks, right?
• 1:38:17
  Testecleese: But you're not actually gonna ball cry. Tears come out of your eyes, snots pour out your face, right?
• 1:38:23
  Brian McFadden: Yo.
• 1:38:23
  Testecleese: But the… but let's be real, for the most part, you were spending more time trying to breathe.
• 1:38:28
  Testecleese: Then worry about how much it sucked.
• 1:38:31
  Brian McFadden: That's correct.
• 1:38:33
  Testecleese: But these people were sitting on the side of the road after they're out of the gas, which, let's be real, it takes…
• 1:38:37
  Testecleese: Once you're out of the gas, less than a minute, and you can breathe just fine again.
• 1:38:42
  Testecleese: And they're bawling, crying, I can't believe this happened! He's like, well, stop chucking bricks at the cops!
• 1:38:49
  Testecleese: It's like, you're lucky, you're lucky it was tear gas, and not fucking rubber bullets.
• 1:38:55
  Testecleese: But they need to use… what's that?
• 1:38:57
  Testecleese: Stupid loudspeaker they use to get everyone to go away.
• 1:39:01
  Brian McFadden: Megaphone?
• 1:39:02
  Testecleese: No, like, it's, like, mounted on, like, a…
• 1:39:06
  Testecleese: what looks like a Bradley tank?
• 1:39:08
  Testecleese: That's for sure.
• 1:39:09
  Brian McFadden: PsyOps.
• 1:39:10
  Testecleese: The big giant… no, no, the big giant array on the top of it of speakers, and oh, no,
• 1:39:16
  Testecleese: it's so loud, and they can make frequencies that, like, make your guts basically turn inside out. It doesn't kill you, but it makes you incapable of doing anything.
• 1:39:25
  Testecleese: It's…
• 1:39:26
  Testecleese: partially believe that's what the Havana Syndrome was, was, low-pitched sound waves you couldn't hear that were vibrating your insides.
• 1:39:34
  Testecleese: Okay. Deep, deep bass notes.
• 1:39:38
  Testecleese: You shared this one, Brian. What do you know about the VA is gonna start giving us fucking ecstasy?
• 1:39:45
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:39:46
  Brian McFadden: They're doing a trial to determine if it helps with PTSD and mental health.
• 1:39:53
  Testecleese: Are they serious?
• 1:39:57
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:39:58
  Testecleese: Have you ever rolled?
• 1:40:00
  Brian McFadden: Yes?
• 1:40:01
  Testecleese: How'd you feel the next morning?
• 1:40:03
  Brian McFadden: Horrible.
• 1:40:04
  Testecleese: Yeah! So… Let's give the guy with PTSD a drug to feel great for a couple hours!
• 1:40:10
  Brian McFadden: And that was some of the comments, some of the comments in the article, like, their Facebook comments, they're like, are they gonna keep this going forever? Because the next day is horrible.
• 1:40:22
  Testecleese: Yeah, the ha- yeah, I was like, so what? You're either gonna make drug addicts, or you're giving them more reason to kill themselves the next day, because they dumped all of their dopamine, and there's no happiness left.
• 1:40:34
  Testecleese: Like, this just… and I understand they're not looking to do, like, a dose like you would take for a recreation, but come on, this just seems like a bad idea to me.
• 1:40:43
  Testecleese: But I'm glad other people said that, too. It's like, this… we have to take another one tomorrow, and then…
• 1:40:47
  Brian McFadden: Thank you.
• 1:40:47
  Testecleese: Less dopamine to dump, then, you know… Ugh.
• 1:40:54
  Testecleese: Now, I hadn't heard about this guy.
• 1:40:57
  Testecleese: there's a 4-star Admiral, or… I'm assuming he's no longer a 4-star admiral if the.
• 1:41:03
  Brian McFadden: He's in prison.
• 1:41:03
  Testecleese: Yeah, UCMJ put him in prison.
• 1:41:07
  Testecleese: For receiving bribes?
• 1:41:10
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:41:10
  Testecleese: by businesses. But what's crazy is a civilian court
• 1:41:14
  Testecleese: Just found that this never happened, and this.
• 1:41:16
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:41:19
  Testecleese: Hmm… That's bad.
• 1:41:23
  Brian McFadden: Well, I mean, they're not gonna…
• 1:41:26
  Brian McFadden: The military doesn't care what the civilian courts say, they're just gonna go with their judgment, so…
• 1:41:33
  Testecleese: Correct. But this is a situation where Trump could step in and say, let's have another trial.
• 1:41:38
  Testecleese: Actually, he's not even allowed to do that. At this point, he can only pardon, right?
• 1:41:41
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:41:42
  Testecleese: He can't even call for a retrial at this point if he's already serving his sentence.
• 1:41:47
  Testecleese: But yeah, that's… That's a bit of a sticky mess.
• 1:41:51
  Testecleese: If this guy,
• 1:41:53
  Testecleese: And like you said, the military court does not give a shit what the civilian court says.
• 1:41:59
  Testecleese: And vice versa. Our issue.
• 1:42:01
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:42:03
  Testecleese: And I understand, there's a different standard In each court system, too.
• 1:42:09
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:42:11
  Testecleese: And, let's be real, a 4-star admiral shouldn't have been in a situation
• 1:42:16
  Testecleese: didn't have this come up on him. Oh, that was something I wanted to bring up about what happened in New Jersey.
• 1:42:22
  Testecleese: After the tear gassing, the governor came out and said that, like, 9 people were arrested.
• 1:42:28
  Testecleese: And, 5 of them weren't even New Jersey residents. They shouldn't have even been here! I was like, you're a fucking sanctuary state!
• 1:42:36
  Testecleese: You're inviting people over from foreign countries, but I can't drive across the bridge from New York?
• 1:42:42
  Testecleese: You can't tell me you're not supposed to be here, because the illegals in that detention center aren't supposed to be here either.
• 1:42:49
  Testecleese: Just… just want to bring that up, because I have every right to go to New Jersey. I don't have every right to walk into Mexico and just fucking set up shop.
• 1:43:00
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 1:43:02
  Testecleese: We got, I don't… why do we even bother calling them supercarriers anymore?
• 1:43:09
  Brian McFadden: No idea.
• 1:43:10
  Testecleese: I mean, hasn't, since the Enterprise class been Super Carrier?
• 1:43:14
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:43:16
  Testecleese: So they're all supercarriers.
• 1:43:18
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:43:20
  Testecleese: That just seems dumb, let's just call them aircraft juries, but anyway.
• 1:43:23
  Testecleese: I guess we got one sitting over in, the Indo-Pacific region?
• 1:43:27
  Brian McFadden: It's the forward-deployed one from Japan's. The George Washington.
• 1:43:33
  Testecleese: What are they doing over… over there?
• 1:43:36
  Testecleese: just patrolling.
• 1:43:38
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:43:40
  Testecleese: Maybe we shouldn't be telling the world where we're putting our ships.
• 1:43:43
  Brian McFadden: Maybe.
• 1:43:45
  Testecleese: Especially since we have so much stuff to hide our ships from.
• 1:43:48
  Testecleese: Radar, sonar, and satellite.
• 1:43:52
  Brian McFadden: Well, Trump did something that no other president's done
• 1:43:56
  Brian McFadden: after the… since the Cold War.
• 1:44:00
  Brian McFadden: NATO has reached its defense of 5% spending goal.
• 1:44:07
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:44:08
  Testecleese: Well, yeah. And you know what? That's just because of what's going on in Russia, and they're realizing this… now they're actually terrified that there might be a conflict.
• 1:44:16
  Testecleese: It's like, yeah, it's already too late once the conflict happens.
• 1:44:20
  Testecleese: Like, let's be real, the United States had a unique advantage of World War I and II from being so removed from the rest of the planet to be able to start ramping up production then.
• 1:44:29
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:44:30
  Testecleese: France has one carrier, and we're supposed to fucking be excited about that?
• 1:44:35
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:44:35
  Testecleese: We have… we have more than one carrier sitting, at the Strait of Hormuz.
• 1:44:39
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 1:44:41
  Testecleese: Which, I'm surprised you skipped this, catapult one.
• 1:44:45
  Brian McFadden: Oh, you can go back.
• 1:44:46
  Testecleese: What up?
• 1:44:48
  Testecleese: I didn't bother reading the article, because I assumed we wouldn't have.
• 1:44:50
  Brian McFadden: Well, because the new carriers are all electric catapults.
• 1:44:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, electromagnetic, so… it… And, I mean, it should be safer ish.
• 1:45:05
  Testecleese: I mean, you might get more electrical fires, because you've got so much energy running through it, but it's not high-pressure steam that's invisible.
• 1:45:11
  Testecleese: And I would imagine it…
• 1:45:13
  Testecleese: You have to charge a steam system up to fire and to launch it again, versus a…
• 1:45:18
  Testecleese: an electromagnet, you just have to.
• 1:45:20
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:45:20
  Testecleese: burnt down again.
• 1:45:22
  Brian McFadden: I mean, they're… they are…
• 1:45:24
  Brian McFadden: they say, overall, its electric manicures have several advantages over steam, but the general there at Ford was the first one to have them, and they've had to get support staff off the ship from, you know, the contractors, but more often than they would if it was steam.
• 1:45:41
  Brian McFadden: And, they also don't think it's gonna meet reliable targets until after 2030.
• 1:45:50
  Testecleese: Interesting.
• 1:45:51
  Testecleese: Yeah, but there isn't… Outside contracts, it's just a matter of, training… your technicians better?
• 1:45:59
  Brian McFadden: Brows.
• 1:45:59
  Testecleese: the EMs don't want to do it.
• 1:46:02
  Testecleese: So we're gonna hand it back to the hull technicians to weld the invisible steam that'll cut your arm off.
• 1:46:10
  Testecleese: We've talked about this before, you know how to find a high-pressure steam leak?
• 1:46:15
  Testecleese: You wave a broomstick in front of you until the end of it gets cut off.
• 1:46:18
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:46:20
  Testecleese: Well, high-pressure steam will literally cut your arm right off and cauterize the wound.
• 1:46:25
  Testecleese: And you can't see it.
• 1:46:27
  Testecleese: Terrifying.
• 1:46:29
  Testecleese: I had to do a high-pressure steam repair once, and they're like, oh, we'll shut the system down. I was like, well, then how am I gonna find where the leak is?
• 1:46:36
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:46:37
  Testecleese: And they're like, oh…
• 1:46:38
  Testecleese: Alright. Yeah, and I went in there with a broomstick, and I… I went down until it cut the end of the broom off, and I marked the pipe close to it, and I got a little bit closer and did it again to get marking the pipe.
• 1:46:48
  Testecleese: And then I had him shut the system down, I was like, I'm replacing a foot of pipe, I'm not getting any fucking closer. I'm not filling in a pinhole with my weld machine, I'm putting in couplings and a length of pipe in the middle there, you know?
• 1:46:58
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:47:00
  Testecleese: Versus… yeah, versus an electrician's mate.
• 1:47:04
  Testecleese: Who has to go up there and,
• 1:47:07
  Testecleese: You know, re-spindle the wiring, or whatever it is he's gotta do to make the current run properly.
• 1:47:16
  Brian McFadden: See here, the Gaza flotilla activists actually said the quiet part out loud.
• 1:47:20
  Brian McFadden: Oh, it has nothing to do.
• 1:47:22
  Testecleese: I do the…
• 1:47:22
  Brian McFadden: Delivering egg.
• 1:47:24
  Testecleese: Yeah. It was…
• 1:47:25
  Brian McFadden: I'm just trying to…
• 1:47:26
  Testecleese: Yup, we're just here to confront Israel, and it's like, oh, you hate the fucking Jews.
• 1:47:32
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:47:33
  Testecleese: I… How did this change so fast?
• 1:47:39
  Brian McFadden: I mean, we've said it all along, you know, that…
• 1:47:43
  Brian McFadden: That's what the flotillas were about.
• 1:47:45
  Testecleese: We did.
• 1:47:49
  Testecleese: This is something I brought up when this started, too, and everyone was like, oh yeah, you know, the Jews, the Jews, whatever. And I put it out there on social media.
• 1:47:56
  Testecleese: Like, you called these people Nazis for 10 years, and now you're saying, like, fuck all the Jews, kill the Jews.
• 1:48:03
  Testecleese: He's like, please explain to me, without being an asshole, I just genuinely don't understand. And I get a response from that Sean dude who's like, ugh, just because you hate Jews doesn't make you a Nazi. And I'm like, what does make you a Nazi, then?
• 1:48:16
  Testecleese: And I was like, maybe a Nazi tattoo on your chest? Maybe being a socialist. I was like, the things the Nazis actually did, you know?
• 1:48:25
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:48:28
  Testecleese: Russia's been blowing up Ukraine. They're hitting the capital city, I guess, with hypersonic missiles.
• 1:48:34
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:48:36
  Testecleese: So, is the rest of the world not gonna do shit about… Russia targeting civilian infrastructure, because.
• 1:48:41
  Brian McFadden: Doesn't feel like it.
• 1:48:42
  Testecleese: shit. The United States got a bunch of shit from the entire fucking world.
• 1:48:46
  Testecleese: When they were blowing up, stuff where the Iranians had their missiles. Like, oh, that's a hospital! It's like, well, you shouldn't have put your fucking weapon system on top of a hospital.
• 1:48:56
  Testecleese: Right. We didn't know… we didn't know it was a hospital, we just know that's where the missiles came from.
• 1:49:00
  Testecleese: You know?
• 1:49:02
  Testecleese: And now Russia has attacked, what is it, Romania?
• 1:49:05
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, NATO country.
• 1:49:06
  Testecleese: a NATO nation, Ain't shit gonna happen.
• 1:49:11
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:49:12
  Testecleese: It seems like Western world at this point.
• 1:49:15
  Testecleese: It can only hold itself accountable and no one else.
• 1:49:21
  Testecleese: Not only are you giving these guys a free pass, but what was it, shit.
• 1:49:26
  Testecleese: I can't remember where it was. Somewhere down in South America, a dictator has been in office, socialist dictator has been in office, for 30 years, was just voted out.
• 1:49:37
  Testecleese: The left is losing the mind that this guy's a Trump supporter that won, and they're doing a recount and all sorts of stuff down there, too.
• 1:49:45
  Testecleese: And I'm just like… Why do the American Democrats, one, give a shit what's happening over there?
• 1:49:51
  Testecleese: You know, like, just like they tell me, like, why do you care about the transgender, you know… What the fuck do you care what's happening in Honduras?
• 1:49:58
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:49:59
  Testecleese: It definitely doesn't affect your day-to-day life, and you don't even have to worry about the right fucking pronouns when you go to the restaurants.
• 1:50:05
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:50:06
  Testecleese: with what's going on in Honduras.
• 1:50:09
  Testecleese: But yeah, nothing's gonna happen with Russia. No one gives a shit.
• 1:50:14
  Testecleese: Fucking Ukraine's pressuring the United States for more frickin' anti-missile systems, and it's like, I thought we stopped giving them this shit, I thought we made other countries buy it for them at this point.
• 1:50:24
  Brian McFadden: We were, but the other countries aren't doing it fast enough, so…
• 1:50:29
  Testecleese: So why is that our fucking responsibility?
• 1:50:33
  Testecleese: The one job we have as, quote, world police is the world's international trade ways. That was actually what we all… the entire
• 1:50:42
  Testecleese: fucking planet agreed to after World War II, because the Navy was so exceptional and so extraordinary, that we'll keep the trade routes safe. Right. And that's why we were handling all of this shit.
• 1:50:54
  Testecleese: And, oh, world police, world police.
• 1:50:56
  Testecleese: And as soon as we don't get involved in shit, they're like, where are you? Why aren't you doing something about this? It's like, what do you want? Do you just want to complain? It's like…
• 1:51:06
  Testecleese: I swear these people don't want to be happy.
• 1:51:09
  Testecleese: They didn't want to be offended. Like, why would you want to be…
• 1:51:13
  Testecleese: And then they call themselves oppressed. But you're not oppressed. You just have a bad opinion that no one else agrees with. Just because people don't like you doesn't mean you're oppressed. It just means you're a fucking dickhead.
• 1:51:24
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:51:29
  Testecleese: Meta is talking about some subscription service.
• 1:51:35
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they're gonna have, Facebook Plus, Instagram+, WhatsApp Plus.
• 1:51:41
  Testecleese: Yeah, I really don't give a shit, honestly.
• 1:51:44
  Brian McFadden: It's gonna flop.
• 1:51:47
  Testecleese: I mean, maybe, maybe not.
• 1:51:50
  Brian McFadden: How it is, is you've got more AI tools to use.
• 1:51:53
  Brian McFadden: And they're gonna give, like, the creators on Instagram and Facebook more…
• 1:51:58
  Brian McFadden: More ways to make money on their platform, so…
• 1:52:03
  Testecleese: If I was gonna do that, why wouldn't I just get a real AI tech, like…
• 1:52:08
  Testecleese: You know what I mean? Instead of using Meta's AI that's definitely controlled by, left-wing activists.
• 1:52:16
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:52:18
  Testecleese: Legit is out.
• 1:52:19
  Testecleese: Like you said, it might flop, but I really don't give a shit one way or the other.
• 1:52:24
  Testecleese: This one I actually got a laugh out of. Florida deputy pulled a woman over, right?
• 1:52:29
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 1:52:30
  Testecleese: starts writing her a ticket, because she was definitely… he's like, I definitely saw your cell phone in your right hand texting.
• 1:52:36
  Testecleese: And I was like, first of all, never say definitely, because for all… because…
• 1:52:40
  Testecleese: We all know there's timestamps on this shit, right?
• 1:52:42
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 1:52:43
  Testecleese: So it's easy to show whether or not it happened. And she goes, I know as a fact that didn't happen, officer. She goes, well, I know as a fact it did. And she pulled up her stump arm that was cut off at the elbow and said, there's no way there was a phone in my right hand.
• 1:52:54
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:52:54
  Testecleese: And then he starts arguing with her.
• 1:52:56
  Brian McFadden: And he still wrote the ticket.
• 1:52:58
  Testecleese: He still gave her a ticket!
• 1:53:00
  Testecleese: Oh my god! Not only am I gonna be appealing this in a courtroom, I'm gonna be demanding, recompense.
• 1:53:07
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:53:09
  Testecleese: It's like, you clearly falsely accused me of some shit to try to make your quota.
• 1:53:16
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:53:18
  Testecleese: And you know… I try to take the side of the crops most of the time.
• 1:53:23
  Testecleese: Cops are people, they can… Be bad, too, let's be real, right?
• 1:53:28
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:53:30
  Testecleese: You shared this one here. What's,
• 1:53:35
  Testecleese: What's Obsession? It's some horror movie? Some budget box office movie?
• 1:53:39
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, it's a cheap-ass manly movie that's beaten Star Wars.
• 1:53:44
  Brian McFadden: Because, like I said, when Lucas sold off the Star Wars franchise to Disney, I said, Disney will destroy it, and they have done just that. Nobody cares about all these stupid movies they're making, and they're just… they're bombing.
• 1:54:00
  Testecleese: Well, why would they even bother making a movie when their TV shows have done so bad?
• 1:54:04
  Brian McFadden: I don't know, they thought maybe people… Nobody cares anymore.
• 1:54:09
  Testecleese: No, they ruined it. As soon as they made lesbian space witches that invented the Force.
• 1:54:14
  Testecleese: And it's like, nope, I'm out. I'm out. And what, it took Luke?
• 1:54:19
  Testecleese: years… Oh, Jesus Christ.
• 1:54:23
  Testecleese: What was the name of the planet he was on with Yoda?
• 1:54:25
  Brian McFadden: I don't know.
• 1:54:28
  Testecleese: Aww, someone who listens, friggin' give us a comment and make me feel stupid, because it's gonna be so obvious.
• 1:54:35
  Testecleese: I keep wanting to mention the country at the plant that got blown up by the Death Star.
• 1:54:40
  Testecleese: But anyway, it took him years to learn how to master, to use the Force effectively. And then, what was it, the girl one? With the girl, she just goes, boop, and all of a sudden she knows how to do all of this stuff.
• 1:54:50
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:54:50
  Testecleese: The most powerful person in the galaxy.
• 1:54:52
  Brian McFadden: Stupid.
• 1:54:54
  Testecleese: It was very stupid. And, the new…
• 1:54:57
  Testecleese: Supergirl movie is already tanking.
• 1:55:02
  Testecleese: The star of the show, the movie.
• 1:55:05
  Brian McFadden: Oh yeah, did we talk about this?
• 1:55:08
  Testecleese: Did we, when she came out and said.
• 1:55:10
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, we talked about it on the last show, because she came out, and she's being very political, and people are getting turned off by politics from Hollywood stars.
• 1:55:20
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, and she made something specifically about Christian dads.
• 1:55:24
  Brian McFadden: They go to movies, too.
• 1:55:26
  Testecleese: Well, not just go to movies, who do you think's watching superhero movies?
• 1:55:30
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:55:30
  Testecleese: Let's be real, it's not… It's… Men, in general.
• 1:55:36
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:55:37
  Testecleese: Most Americans are Christian, right?
• 1:55:39
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 1:55:41
  Testecleese: Supergirl, you're gonna take your daughter to it!
• 1:55:44
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:55:45
  Testecleese: And she… and when they started talking about this, and like, hey, what's going on?
• 1:55:50
  Testecleese: She said, well, I don't know, when you… maybe when you're pissing off the right people, you're doing something right. And it's like, dear God, you just alienated, like.
• 1:55:57
  Testecleese: Almost half the population that was gonna watch this movie
• 1:56:01
  Testecleese: Right. And now… now, they're not… and they're already tanking, they're bombing, they're gonna… that min… the new Minions movie's coming out.
• 1:56:09
  Testecleese: Soon, and another big competitor came out a couple days ago.
• 1:56:16
  Testecleese: It's… they're gonna end up losing… they're projected to lose, like, $200 million on the production of this movie.
• 1:56:23
  Testecleese: Right. Which means she's… they're not gonna make a second one, right?
• 1:56:26
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:56:27
  Testecleese: And why… And this is James… this is a James Gunn production.
• 1:56:31
  Testecleese: He was the one who did the good Marvel movies, who actually came through and fired
• 1:56:35
  Testecleese: all of these woke people that were pushing this stuff in Marvel, because it was ruining.
• 1:56:39
  Brian McFadden: And then the actress, the actress went woke.
• 1:56:42
  Testecleese: All she had to do is keep her mouth shut.
• 1:56:44
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:56:44
  Testecleese: But she already got paid.
• 1:56:46
  Testecleese: Right. She doesn't give a fuck about the royalties.
• 1:56:50
  Testecleese: I mean, you think Marvel has to do something, man. Tony Stark can no longer be the hero.
• 1:56:56
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:56:57
  Testecleese: Because Robert Downey Jr, dear God, what is he, like, 60?
• 1:57:00
  Brian McFadden: He's too old.
• 1:57:02
  Testecleese: Yeah, he's just too old to be Tony Stark.
• 1:57:04
  Testecleese: I'm… you know what, though? I'm gonna give that man some credit. He managed to pull his name out of the toilet after what happened with him… what was it, the 90s?
• 1:57:13
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:57:14
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:57:17
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, I think you shared this one.
• 1:57:21
  Testecleese: some trans cyclist.
• 1:57:23
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:57:23
  Brian McFadden: In Oregon.
• 1:57:25
  Testecleese: Yeah, in Oregon, just won 2 races, and by a combined 48 minutes.
• 1:57:31
  Testecleese: Before the second finisher came in.
• 1:57:35
  Testecleese: And this isn't a, you know, hey, we're just having a fun competition, let's see who wants to compete. This was, like, to move on to the next round of, like, national competition.
• 1:57:44
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, which won't work, because the national competitions, he, she's not gonna be able to compete anymore. This was the Oregon thing.
• 1:57:53
  Testecleese: this individual can still win the whole thing in Oregon and get the grand prize there.
• 1:57:57
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, but not nationally.
• 1:57:59
  Testecleese: Correct. But it's just…
• 1:58:01
  Testecleese: Have you noticed how we don't see women transitioning to men and playing in the NFL?
• 1:58:07
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:58:08
  Brian McFadden: I have noticed that.
• 1:58:10
  Testecleese: Weird, is it? Not even in a high school.
• 1:58:12
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:58:14
  Testecleese: But if we're exactly the same, you could just do this. And, you know, there's no difference between the two. How come we don't see any of these trans men
• 1:58:22
  Testecleese: competitive in sports.
• 1:58:25
  Brian McFadden: No idea.
• 1:58:26
  Testecleese: No idea, I just… one of those things, I guess, huh?
• 1:58:30
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:58:31
  Brian McFadden: I think that's our shit.
• 1:58:33
  Testecleese: I think it is, Brian.
• 1:58:36
  Testecleese: We'll get back together probably Friday, right?
• 1:58:41
  Audio shared by Testecleese: That's a big ol' fat turt, let's finish this one off.
• 1:58:43
  Brian McFadden: Okie dokie.