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Steel Panther · Deprogrammed Music Podcast

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So we're here to talk about Steel Panther today and Fredo.
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First of all, this is episode 4 of 5.
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In The Fray do sessions. How you feeling, get a little
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Punchy. Yeah.
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Me too. Yeah, well, have a nice
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well-deserved break after this episode.
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But, um, Andy, this is two in a row with us.
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Yeah, you regretting your decisions yet.
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Not yet know. Cuz you guys have both said
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this. Now you guys both feel like
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this. Could be Def, Leppard part 2.
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Yeah, I think I understand why. But before we get into that.
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Fredo. This was like, Not only for
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Fredo's. Well, yeah just in general you
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kind of you saw them recently and you're like, hey, let's do
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that. And then we throw it in here.
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Talk to me about Steel Panther. Yeah.
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Well, here's the deal. First time I ever heard about
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Panther. I don't know.
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I more than 10 years ago when I was.
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I was working at The Norva and and then guy named Chuck Smith.
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Who's the general manager not general statement.
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Yeah, he meant. Them to me.
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And told me about it when I was like, what the hell?
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I said bullshit. And then I saw the video for one
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of their songs and that was it. I was hooked and then I saw them
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open up for Judas Priest. Mmm.
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Nice. Which yeah, over importunate,
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which was amazing. They were amazing.
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And then just recently, I saw them again over at the national
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appear in Richmond and You know what?
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I love this fan because first of all, they're great musicians,
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they really are talented musicians.
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Second of all, there's their song dude, but whatever their
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well-written. Yeah, you know, the subjects are
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stupid, but then well written songs.
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And if and third it's a genre like it's you know, they're kind
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of It's a satire on hair metal and that it is metal scene, but
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it's something I'm familiar with having lived it loved it.
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And um and I just like the over-the-top presentation of
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everything, you know of what the stereotypes were and what it was
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and what a lot of people thought it was.
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So I had thought it was actually I thought it was done.
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Already really reason why delay that and I when I realized it
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wasn't, as I do know, these guys are going to get done.
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And then then not only did you say that we need to just do this
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band. You like?
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No. No.
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No, we need to, we need the up it into The Fray do side.
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Actually, you tried? You tried to say oh, you know,
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what? No will drop.
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Alabama. Let's drop Alabama.
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You tried that and I was like, I did not be okay. 45 bands that
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day. And so so Andy, firstly
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surprisingly, you're the only one who jumped on.
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Yeah, I thought for sure we would have at least Twisted
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Sister. I kind of get that.
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It was write us a little bit more.
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Yeah, out there but but Steel Panther I thought for sure like
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somebody else would jump on. No, but to talk to me about
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Steel Panther. Yeah, like I'm trying to
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remember my exact origin with steel pan.
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That I'm fairly sure. how it came to be, that I knew of Steel
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Panther was way back in the early 2000s or somewhere in
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there and the 2000s when I used to be doing more like
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independent music and creating and stuff like that.
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This one site that a lot of musicians worldwide would
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collaborate sometimes and just post original artwork or not
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hard work, but you know compositions.
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I don't want not called the mold started.
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His guitar War became musician war and everything else like
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that is they expanded the scope to more instruments and
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everything else like that? There was a guy out in like it
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was out in Australia. He was here an incredible
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singing voice and he did like a really good Steel Panther and he
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did a couple of them. We did a couple of the tracks.
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The will probably get into would like you did eyes of the panther
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fat girl and maybe one other one or whatever and like a killer
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pipes, you know, so and then like after hearing a couple of
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those songs, reading the lyrics of my I check these guys out,
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you know, And then, you know, get into Steel Panther and like
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then watching like interviews with Satchel and stuff like that
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about guitar gear and everything else.
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And that themself is gold. And, you know, really from there
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is, you know, I mean, there's nowhere else to go, but just
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full in and, you know, oddly enough, one of those bands that
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you would expect that. I would have seen live in
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concert, but haven't haven't had a chance at a chance or I
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haven't gone like, not really out of my way.
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But like made it a point that I'm going to go see him this
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year, kind of thing. So, on my list and I've had a
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lot of conversations with my other guitars because he's seen
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them a bunch of times. And all we've talked about, you
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know, as Fredo said, you know, For the side vaguely, they were
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on the radar just from just seeing their name about around a
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bunch. I almost thought it was like was
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this and I was thinking about this.
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I'm like, wait a minute, this going to be a please explain.
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Maybe not quite because, you know, you guys you guys are in
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but like so it's it's definitely like, okay.
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Before I get into, like, what I thought, let's talk about why
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you guys think. This is definitely the room,
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right? Let's let's talk about why you
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guys because I think that's important to the discussion
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because Italy's you guys be. I want to do this now before we
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get it because I'm telling you it's not it really isn't what
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you think. Yeah.
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So let's talk about why you guys think that it is going to be
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Def? Leppard part 2.
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Well, I think I think it's obvious to everybody Def
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Leppard. Did we lose you?
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We're losing you. Well, there you go.
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So, okay, so he'll jump in when we get him back.
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But yeah, so to recap back in the Def Leppard episode, which I
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still got, I got to go back and listen to to see how that it
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sounds on audio because if you were in the room, it was tense
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tense. Yeah.
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Yeah, cut it with a knife. You know what I do.
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I do want to point out too, like, in my own.
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And so now I haven't done it on this show.
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I've done it on other ones that it wasn't just that episode.
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So because we had done Alice Cooper before that and oh,
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right. Yeah, and I wasn't part of the
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Alice Cooper thing. So that what like, I mean I was
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there because I was afraid of sessions part 1, right?
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So like I done it. I had done Alice Cooper part.
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Oh shoot. I had done Alice Cooper part one
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and it was the same thing that that kind of.
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Hey, man. I was just trying to call you.
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Yeah, I know I accidentally hit the red button instead of the
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green one. Sorry.
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It wasn't on me. Well, this last time.
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Yes, it was on me when you called.
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It was on me. I accidentally hung up on you.
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Um, just in my own defense before it before we get into the
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wise. Alice, Cooper was a little bit
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of Fredo and Corey busting balls, right?
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And then it got more. So in Leopard like all three you
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guys busting balls. And so yeah, and I'm from that.
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And definitely, from that side of things.
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We were definitely in the wrong. So, yeah, there is no right and
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wrong. It happened like this what it
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is. We're all still friends.
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Obviously that. So that's the end of the day,
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but I just I wanted because I got a comment once and I rarely
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ever somebody told me I should quit because the way I acted on
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that episode and then in my thought process is, I could see
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where if that was, the only episode you listen to, I sound
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like a little Bitch, right. So it's like if you don't have
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the scope of the Alice Cooper plus Def Leppard, right then it
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doesn't really make sense. So now let's talk about why you
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guys think that this is going to be that all over again.
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Well for me, you know, what I'm thinking is, you know, ribbon
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aside and everything else. The issue when we did Def
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Leppard was that one song and the the the implication?
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Yes. Because of the implications.
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Yes. You know, that was kind of the
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reason that there was it was dirty.
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the reason that it really exasperated to the point that it
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did was because of the song, right?
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And you really had a problem with the message of the song.
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Well, yeah, the feeling that the song gave me right?
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Yes, you know every no I get it funny.
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That's just like here. Oh, yeah.
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Well, no. Okay.
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So I'm glad this is why I'm glad it's here because no not there
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was like a handful like one or two that as I said, okay, that's
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Much. I didn't get that feeling at all
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with this. And this was this was why I was
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making me so mad on that episode going into Motley Crue.
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I knew what they were, right? Yeah.
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Still parents are gave me that same Motley Crue feeling.
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We're a dirty Club Band. Sure.
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Okay, and there was, it was all upfront so to speak, right?
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And so if I know that going in, I'm looking at these song titles
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and you know, like I push play and I'm like, oh this is what
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they are. They're not exactly Motley Crew
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but They're in the same neighborhood of Motley Crue.
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Like, you know, we're just a dirty club and we're going to
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sing songs about banging chicks and tongue-in-cheek.
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Yeah, you know, like, well, it's not that they're like, Motley
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Crue Motley Crew was singing it for real.
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Right? Right.
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He's got aren't character. Yeah.
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And seeing, you know, so that's why that's why it was making me.
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So this didn't do that to me at all.
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Like, you know, I knew what they were and so I was like, okay.
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Well if this is what they are, then that's different.
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Like again, there was there's Parts where I was like, okay,
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that's a little too gross for me.
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But right now, I'm looking at No questions.
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No questions. Like I could hear this band
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playing in a strip club. And once, once you have, once
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you have that in your head songs, like bukkake tears and
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and some of the awful things that they sing about.
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It's like, okay, but like, yeah, that's awful.
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But that's the point. Yeah, is it supposed to be off?
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All right. So now I get why you guys think
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that but like I think it just goes back to like the
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misunderstanding of that other song from from the other show.
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So like now I get why you guys think that but for the most part
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I had a lot of fun listening to Steel Panther probably.
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Again piggyback into what we were saying earlier to is like
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they're really good musicians. And yeah, if the music wasn't at
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the level that it is different also be a different story.
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Yeah, but these guys decided to write, you know, songs that
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weren't mockeries of 80 songs or caricatures.
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They could be a legitimate band of totally like, they don't want
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judgment songs. They, they absolutely nail 80s,
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metal. Yeah.
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Well, if they came out when twist those, boys, and they are,
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they Are they ninja sex party or whatever it's called.
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I think it's a sex party. I know I had this conversation
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to it. What the hell is a ninja sex
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party? Sounds like you need to do
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something like this because I always kind of thought wasn't
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part of them. They were also like Danger Kitty
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or some of them from that Visa commercial thing or something
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there, you know, like they were somewhere like in a Van, Halen
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tribute band or whatever heart of it and all that.
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So, it's just like a side project or something or Steel
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Panthers. The side project.
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Something else. I don't know.
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Okay. Yeah.
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Yeah. Okay.
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Now I get the reference, But ultimately, if you go in knowing
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what they are and they tell you what, they are, like, you You
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don't have to, you don't have to listen to hard to understand
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what they are. Yeah, it's too.
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Now. Again that comes to like our
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ideas of fun. And where do they, where do they
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intersect? Yeah, with that, though.
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Fredo. So how was it?
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Put in your 20 together? It was awesome.
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Like I could still make changes to this list right now while
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we're talking, right? And I'm trying not to But dog,
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who just this was great man. I had a guy, I get it, I get it
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and because I get it, I enjoy it for what it is and I enjoy it a
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lot. It's just stupidity.
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This is soft for IT music in the sense of their lyrics.
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Not their talent. Please do not confuse the two.
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No no and your presentation of sophomoric on purpose.
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Yes. With like Like really nailing
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their craft behind it. And so that's now what was your
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20 like Andy? It was It was interesting
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because like I was saying the off the bat, like, I think my
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first five to seven started re listening to any of the songs
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because I know I'm like, oh, yeah, you're gonna have this
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sort of all these songs because they're great and you know the
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name and have them almost based on name alone.
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Yeah, so I don't think I'd like when I finished I had probably
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17 18 or something and then I was like, okay, go back.
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All right. I need something from this album
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or something. So we don't end up in a stay
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hungry scenario. God.
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Now I will say this for me, like the I think first two, maybe
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three records by the, by the fourth record.
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Not that it was even a step back in any way really.
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But, like, by the fourth record, I'm like, okay, I get the joke,
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right, you know, like, yeah, you get it nears.
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Then you're kind of almost really listening to the music at
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that point. Yeah.
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And again, Again, it wasn't bad just it's like so when I'm
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putting my list together, I'm thinking where's the most fun?
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So I took a very similar approach as I did with Twisted
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Sister. I feel like I had 25 26 get
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through on the first round because I was editing.
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As I went. I was like, oh, this is great.
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This is great. This is great.
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This one's slightly better than that one.
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Let me lose that one. And so like I was doing that as
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I went, so it wasn't as Troublesome when I got through.
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All right, though. I'm glad we got all that stuff
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out in the air because I didn't want it to affect your gameplay.
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So with that, I mean there was we are we agreed to do this.
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It was coming out. Yeah, it's true.
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But with that being said, the name of the game is
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deprogrammed. We listen to I think it was five
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records and we've each plucked out 20 songs that we're now
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going to mash against each other in an attempt to A top-10
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starter kit for you. But Metal.
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Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
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That was remember, learning that riff, and everything else like
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that. And like that was like the first
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time seeing and like an interview, you know, it was like
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Guitar World or something. Had like a feature with Satchel
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and like, learn how to play Death to All, But Metal.
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And he's just like, you know, is it clean this room from like?
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Yeah, it's like, you know, you get this coordinate power cord
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from like, Tony Iommi and metal and it's fucking great Bradford.
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Like, yeah. Yeah, and it's like I'm so in.
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Well, I've mentioned it, you push play, and you immediately
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know what they are. Like, that is so important when
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you're doing a show like this, where you're kind of going and
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cold, like tell me what you are immediately.
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So like, I'm so, my lyrics sound like, dr.
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Seuss, so I'm not, I'm not surprised by by something really
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dirty into songs, like, yeah, I hear death to all the metal and
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I kind of, I expect stripper songs.
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Yeah. Yeah, to come like this is it's
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what they do. So like and and the and I'm
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going to this isn't my pick. I don't think anybody picked us.
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So I'm going to mention it. But in their latest album, the
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first track is called zebra, man.
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And Z as in zebra, man, is somebody getting into to kid
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being interviewed? Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, and if you listen to that. You know, metal metal rules and,
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you know, all that pie, that also puts sucks.
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You know, Madonna, you know that guy.
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Yeah, that's the Death to All, But Metal is that guy?
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Yes, in song form. Yeah, right?
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It is that guy, and that guy. Was everybody who is at the
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medical center? Yep, you got it through.
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So like I'm feeling all right, Fredo.
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Well, you mentioned it. So let's get right to it.
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Cocky tears. It was the tears.
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Now when I don't I don't either I thought I did, but no, I
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don't, but the listeners were with you on it.
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They had they had bukkake tears to the listeners.
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And I did not have bukkake tears.
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God damn it. I'm sad right?
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All right, will they be bukkake? Tears?
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Though is the question Andy, I mean, It's like I don't even
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know where to start on my list. Like I think I'm just gonna kind
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of go random with it. And since we mentioned it
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earlier and a sense songs for strippers and stuff like that
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stripper, girl. No, no.
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No, I didn't I do, right. At one point, I probably could
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have had that entire first record because it's so it's just
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on point like it's on brand. This is this is the joke.
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Get it, or don't All right. I'm going to make the leap to
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the next record because this one keeps leaping out at me
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supersonic sex machine. Two in the pink and one in the
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steak. That's good because I don't have
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that, that was on my list. All right, so two days got it.
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All right conversation. Yeah, it makes it a combo.
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All right, Andy. I'll go with.
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I got that. Yeah, I got it.
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Hello, which like if I like Paul Rudd and like, Will Ferrell and
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stuff ever did like an actual advert Sex Panther.
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I mean, you got to use that song.
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All right. Mmm-hmm.
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Alright, this one struck out at me because of the the name first
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of all. Gangbang at the old folks home.
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Tell me, you have it. The old folks home.
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All right, Fredo. Don't go.
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What? You expect me to go with you.
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Kind of pull it all really is, is okay, ready?
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Mmm, I want to do is fuck myself tonight.
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I got it. Yeah, I have that.
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If you listen to the lyrics, it's awesome.
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He's saying that, you know, just for the, for the people
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listening what he's talking about.
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It's a girl is hot. But if she's not as hot as him,
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she's got no shot. That's fucking.
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Yeah, this fuck himself. Yeah.
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I'm so lucky. And it's funny because when you
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think of The way the guys look back, then addressed, you know,
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the poisons of the world and that kind of stuff.
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A lot of the guys that better than the girls.
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Yeah. No girls.
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I can see that kind of that kind of thought from those guys.
30:03
I just also like that I want to do is fuck.
30:08
But then like, in parentheses myself tonight that I dig that.
30:15
All right, Andy. So many bangers.
30:24
I know God. I mean strikes you're out like
30:34
is that they could be some of these songs.
30:38
Yeah. I got 10 strikes.
30:39
You're out. Alright everybody.
30:46
So but it still goes to the combo.
30:50
All right. Where do I go?
30:55
Then? Let me go here.
30:57
Then. How about it.
31:00
If you really really love me. No, damn it.
31:11
That's enough. Really, really, really, really
31:13
love me. Their ballots are pretty great.
31:16
Yeah. Hey guys, you don't have that
31:18
one. No, I don't.
31:20
You gotta get some of the ballot.
31:21
But like, at least one of the ballads in at one point.
31:24
All right. Fredo.
31:32
Somebody do a count on how many times we say.
31:34
Bukkake in this episode. All right, let's go with
31:39
something that I fucking love this.
31:41
All right. I mean I can hear the song 15
31:43
times in a row just like Tiger Woods.
31:47
No. Yeah.
31:47
It's on my list. It's not on my but I don't know.
31:55
Oh my God, it just didn't. That's you know, what if I have
31:59
to pick one song that I thought would be?
32:04
Justin safe, it won t fucking just like Tiger Woods.
32:07
Well, that's the whole inspiration for that album.
32:10
It's Tigers balls out. It still goes the conversation.
32:16
And at this point it would get in because we only have four in
32:19
the combo. So, We might be digging through
32:22
the trash. All right, Andy.
32:37
I can't believe you're still already.
32:44
I know there's so many good ones, but it's like this.
32:55
One was pretty well distributed. I went seven out of this.
33:04
This time. I played a pretty, pretty fair.
33:06
Pretty safe, pretty easily. Didn't know, I didn't have that
33:09
girl. I felt it was meaning not
33:16
bukkake tears, but fact, that's my job laughter, right?
33:21
Oh boy. I've got the syndrome.
33:24
Y'all big vagina singing syndrome BBs.
33:32
It's going around. Am I out there on my own?
33:44
No. No, you got it.
33:45
That's all right. But you got the song, okay.
34:02
All right. All right.
34:10
We gotta hurry. So does that give us all three?
35:00
Yeah, all right. In all the way through she goes.
35:15
Sometimes everybody has to do this Walk, The Walk of Shame.
35:18
Yep. Yep, and I think we just got out
35:25
of ntp. Okay, we'll get out of it right
35:28
here. All right for you?
35:37
Yep. Yes.
35:40
Don't stick your fingers through the glory hole because then you
35:45
calling for cock. I don't have it.
35:51
Don't know how I didn't have that one.
35:53
But yeah. We are officially out of ntp
36:04
glory hole. No fucking, no banging at the
36:12
old folks home. All right, what's going on here?
36:17
All right, Andy. Well, now that we're out of ntp,
36:30
now the fun starts, right? No, I don't have it.
36:43
What's on? Now the fun starts?
36:46
No. All right, apparently, not.
36:51
The fun has not begun yet. Just like I was the only one
36:54
feeling power. Yes.
36:58
All right, we can talk about it and talk about it and talk about
37:00
it all we want. But the reality is gents.
37:03
It Won't Suck Itself. We got that one.
37:12
All right. Oh my God, we're halfway there.
37:22
Okay. All right.
37:23
Fredo. Yep.
37:24
Hold on a second. Oh.
37:29
You know, this isn't a dream to me.
37:30
I know what it's like for you guys.
37:33
Might be Dream. Will you wonder if I was the
37:35
king. Oh, nope.
37:38
No, you sons of bitches. It was from like, in his glory
37:45
to like hating us immediately like this.
37:47
Let's switch the trigger. All right, Andy.
37:52
All right. Um, Let's go throw this one out
37:58
there. I don't even think it would
37:59
probably be anybody's list, but let me come in.
38:07
Nope. No, this is because we're, it's
38:17
got everything you want. It's got Ridiculous song titles.
38:20
It's got fun music and it's got me and Fredo really Punchy and
38:24
bukkake tears. Let's let's, let's be real here.
38:28
All right. Mmm, some people, you know,
38:34
knock on the front door. They ring the doorbell, you
38:36
know, normal normal people. Maybe not us.
38:40
We're going in the back door. How do I not have that way?
38:45
All right, I guess I'm the only one going in the back door.
38:49
Okay. Okay.
38:57
You know what? No, I don't have that one.
39:06
So I guess you are. There it is.
39:13
All right, Andy, you guys are nothing but a sneaky little
39:18
bitch has no, I don't have that one either.
39:26
All right. Well, you know what?
39:27
I'm sick of this, like I'm sick of this missing.
39:30
I'm sick of this show. I'll just burning through these
39:32
that I know. Well, they're gonna care because
39:34
there's great. I'm sick of this show.
39:37
I'm sick of this panel. I'm sick of this.
39:38
Fuck everybody. No, nope.
39:43
All right, so I just love, we're all doing this big elaborate
39:46
sentences into it. It's like the socks.
39:58
Yeah. Well, this is also the perfect
40:01
place for it to a nice. Nice little because we don't
40:05
have to take it too seriously, because they don't take
40:06
themselves too. Seriously.
40:07
They take the music seriously, but they don't take themselves
40:10
too. Seriously.
40:11
Which is why it passes for what it is.
40:14
All right, fuck. Everybody was me and I missed
40:17
Fredo. Anything goes, which my list
40:23
anything goes with the song that one went over me.
40:48
Nope. Nope.
40:57
Okay, I'm going to I'm taking away the tactic tactic of of the
41:01
sentence because it's much fun is the wordplay is it's not
41:04
working for us. This is probably why you guys
41:20
can't trust me. oh, thank you for
41:43
Because it reminded me of Cheap Trick, which in itself, is
41:48
funny. Yeah.
41:52
Mmm. Nope.
41:54
No. No, I tried not to segue and it
41:59
wasn't as funny and I still didn't get enough.
42:04
So fuck you. I'm doing sideways, Andy.
42:08
All right, let's be honest. The reason we picked these guys
42:10
because they're the gods of pussy.
42:16
I don't have it. But no, that's that's, that's
42:26
their. I want to run.
42:31
Okay, you're not wrong. Okay, I'm down to my last five
42:38
here. I don't know where you guys are
42:39
at with. Yeah, I got.
42:42
Don't mind me while I eat these chips.
42:44
This 3. At six.
42:54
How many you got Andy? Okay.
42:59
All right. Let me try this one out two,
43:03
maybe three, maybe have three. How about pussy-whipped?
43:06
Yes. Oh wait.
43:08
All right. All right, Fredo.
43:16
How about heavy metal rules? It does but know that, nobody
43:24
know, you want to just clear, whatever you got left, Andy
43:28
because it's yeah, that Max Brown ring.
43:35
Pussy ain't free either party like it's the end of the world.
43:50
All right. All right, since I know and he's
43:56
out I'm gonna I'm gonna I've been holding onto these ones.
43:59
How about eatin? Ain't Cheatin?
44:03
Alright. Know.
44:04
What ya did you run your ass out?
44:06
Okay. Thank you girl from Oklahoma.
44:10
No, I own and I and you know what?
44:12
And I looked hard at that one to party all day.
44:16
Nope, and poontang boomerang. No, oh my God.
44:22
Okay. So guys, I had Asian Hooker.
44:28
I don't believe it. Yeah, that is the blood.
44:38
Yeah, my love is it? Oh my God.
44:41
I can't believe that. That one that's a shocker and
44:44
not the two in the pink and one of the stairs Chuck gold-digging
44:48
whore. What you guys didn't have.
44:54
Yeah. And wasted too much time.
45:43
Round one is finished. We got five through Death to All
45:47
But Metal. All I want to do is fuck myself
45:49
tonight. Weenie ride, 17 girls in a row
45:52
and It Won't Suck Itself, and we need to get five more out of
45:55
these seven. So, only two cuts, the Shocker
45:59
eyes of a panther 10 strikes, you're out just like Tiger Woods
46:03
bvs Walk of Shame and pussy-whipped.
46:07
I was going to say I was like, there's six but I guess BBS
46:09
didn't go up on the list. Oh, Updated.
46:11
Okay. Yeah, I would, I thought BBS one
46:16
of the two. I would get rid of Walk of
46:19
Shame. Just a to help narrow it down
46:22
because I can I get make a stronger case for any one of the
46:28
other ones. Okay.
46:30
I'm with it. I had walk of shame.
46:31
I love walk of shame. But yeah, I had it too.
46:34
But yeah, I mean looking at somebody's looking looking at
46:39
what's left. I think the other Songs are
46:41
stronger. So yeah.
46:44
All right. Andy, is there one that looks
46:46
like a like it's sticking out to you as something that doesn't
46:49
belong. Hmm.
46:52
Like a dick on a fucking chick. Stick it out.
46:57
Like it doesn't belong, right. It's like pussy.
47:08
Whipped is a good song but it's almost you know, the antithesis
47:13
of everything else that they are, you know, at the stay in
47:15
that sense. Yeah, but is that the case to be
47:19
made for it? I don't know.
47:20
That's that's the only thing I like, I don't know.
47:24
Do you see it? Do you see it song on the list
47:27
that has to get pushed through? Malika.
47:33
As the Panthers definitely get pushed through.
47:40
I'm guessing that Fredo's wants Tiger Woods.
47:47
Well, here's the problem. Okay, I want Tiger Woods, but I
47:51
also want the Shocker. I don't want it physically.
47:57
That's what it sounded like. I know that's why I had to
48:00
clarify that. Um, so I'm not sure which one I
48:04
want to push for more. Okay.
48:07
Well then let's let's let's go back to Cuts because we only
48:09
need to make one cut. It really shouldn't be that hard
48:12
to get both of those in. And, I mean, I got to be honest,
48:20
like, I'm okay with any of these.
48:22
Like, I mean, I had pussy with BBs, 10 strikes, you're out eyes
48:28
of eyes of a panther. The only ones I didn't have
48:30
where the Shocker and just like Tiger Woods and shocker was
48:34
closed and I'm sure Tiger Woods. If I would have given it another
48:38
listen probably would have been too.
48:39
Yeah. So to me like the five that we
48:43
already got our like Primo. So it's like These are just the
48:47
icing on the cake. Do we agree on BBs?
48:58
Do you have a case against BBS? Andy?
49:02
I mean, I think I think the problem we're gonna have is
49:06
which one should go. Well, that's right.
49:08
That's what I'm trying to figure out.
49:09
Like, what do we put up against each other?
49:12
Okay. BBS, was that that wasn't one of
49:15
the baladi ones I was No, it was more up-tempo.
49:21
So is that the question between 10 strikes?
49:23
You're out bvs pussy-whipped, as, which one of those is out
49:27
because it sounds like any went to bat for eyes of Panther Fredo
49:31
wants the Shocker and Tiger Woods, right?
49:34
Yeah. So then the one that's got to go
49:37
has to be from 10 strikes. You're out BBS or pussy-whipped.
49:40
One of those three, you know, I got pussy-whipped.
49:47
I don't free. So it's like, yeah, I'd be
49:51
willing to drop it. Okay, lose pussy-whipped and
49:56
just take the the rest. I think that works.
49:59
Okay. Let's do that at school but not,
50:02
here's a. Here's now here's the thing.
50:03
Mmm. Read this list.
50:06
I will hold on. Let me let me move them over
50:10
there. Yeah, because I Because any
50:15
makes a point and if this is not addressed, then we have to do
50:19
some. All right.
50:21
So the 10 Death to All But Metal, all I want to do is fuck
50:26
myself tonight. Weenie ride, 17, girls in a row.
50:31
It Won't Suck Itself. The Shocker eyes of a panther 10
50:36
strikes. You're out just like Tiger Woods
50:39
BBs. So, would you consider weenie
50:47
ride? There are Love Ballad?
50:53
And the reason that I say that is because if we're going to put
50:57
a mock, a mockery, a mock of 80s metal.
51:02
We need the power ballad. Yes, true.
51:05
And if and since then we have to cut out one more, I would, we
51:10
would have to cut one out and reach into the trash and pull
51:14
out what I would suggest, which would be community property.
51:18
I would, I would definitely back community property, right?
51:23
But Listening. Come on, man.
51:31
I couldn't remember how exactly it started.
51:33
Now. That's a ballot.
51:34
Weenie rides, The Ballad. We got our ballot.
51:36
No, no need to go in the trash. All right, so that being said,
51:43
that being said, sorry. I keep clearing my throat
51:46
because the I'm still not 100% over being ill.
51:49
And I've been talking for five hours Fredo.
51:55
What's the number one with a bullet?
51:58
Oh shit. Out of this list.
52:08
Can I make a suggestion? I don't like going first usually
52:11
but I mean, you know, I love when a band.
52:17
Does this track one album one push play, you tell me
52:21
everything. I need to know and want the
52:23
first song Death to All But Metal, it's what they are.
52:29
Yeah, it's everything you need to know.
52:31
It puts you at ease with all the stripper songs that are coming.
52:35
You know what? I'm gonna agree to it for you
52:41
because I'm all about like 17 girls in a row more or we ride
52:46
or something like that because I think it's fucking hilarious.
52:49
I mean, you're not wrong, but they all are like, but but I'll
52:54
agree. And, you know, for your
52:56
reasoning is right, I'm fine with that.
52:58
Well in, you know what they are. Like you push play and you hear
53:01
that song, you know what they are, you know, they are.
53:06
Well, suck itself. Yeah.
53:08
No, you're right. You're right.
53:13
You're male or um, but no depth All But Metal is the one that
53:18
makes the most sense. Yeah, it's the genre that
53:21
they're paying tribute to in in their own way.
53:28
So yeah, I'm fine and it in it opens.
53:30
You up to CD strip club, rock metal.
53:35
Like its it it it opens you up to the bukkake tears and it you
53:41
know, it's fun. There's like these parallels to
53:43
Motley Crue sound-wise even. There's parallels to Twisted
53:48
Sister. Like it's it's close enough that
53:51
like we said before, like they could have lived in the 80s.
53:55
They were, they're good enough at what they do that.
53:56
They could have lived in the 80s and they could have ruled them.
53:59
Like they are really rich. Shannon's.
54:15
And it's to me, it's it. It gives a little bit more that
54:23
this is almost a joke, but there's still that freaking
54:26
good, right? Like, that's awesome.
54:29
That is, I didn't know that. Those are wigs
54:58
at the, you know. Well, if they figured it out and
55:04
it's Steel Panther is a lot of fun to listen to.
55:07
Like I think the only thing for me personally that it suffered
55:10
from was having been so close to Twisted Sister like, you know,
55:15
like yeah, if I, if I wasn't already having so much fun
55:20
listening to Twisted, Sister, like Steel Panther would have
55:22
been better. You know, I mean, I hate, I hate
55:25
to do that Apples to Apples, but, like, when I'm listening to
55:28
the, to them, like, in proximity, to each other, It's
55:32
like hard to not make that, but but they're fun.
55:36
They are a lot of fun. And again, if you just push,
55:40
play start right at the right at the top and you know what
55:43
they're doing and then when, when it comes down the line and
55:47
that they tell you, oh, yeah, you know, like, hey this fat
55:50
girl. It's like yeah.
55:52
Okay. Yes.
55:53
No, that's exactly what they would say.
55:55
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This was episode 4 were afraid of.
57:10
We're going to, we're going to catch a little break here.
57:12
We're going to take a little break.
57:13
The listeners, don't know this other than I'm telling them
57:16
right now, and it'll be a week later.
57:17
And it'll be a week later. We're going to take a break, but
57:21
we got one more to do. Feeling well right now.
57:26
Punchy, the one that would next week is, was probably the most.
57:30
It was probably more difficult than Alabama.
57:34
Okay, interesting. I get, I'm glad I'm glad I'm
57:41
going to go get something to eat.
57:44
And then then I'm ready to jump back into the fight.
57:48
Yes. Yes, and we talked about this
57:51
already and he's set up for four others that, for whatever
57:56
reason, on message on. Yes, that somehow we missed that
57:59
one. Even though that one makes
58:00
sense, right? We'll figure it out.
58:03
Yeah, we will figure it out. You'll get on some more episodes
58:06
here. Yes.
58:06
Yes. Yes.
58:08
All right with that though Steel Panther, learn them love and
58:11
people will see you next week. Goodbye.