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Oh My God--That's So You! · Armstrong & Getty One More Thing

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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's so you it's one more thing.
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  Speaker 2: I laughed because I already know the story. But yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that's funny, that's funny.
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  Speaker 3: Oh lord, why are you trying to curry favor with me?
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  Speaker 3: So wait, you know what, I didn't tell this story
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  Speaker 3: on the air. I don't think I And you know what,
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  Speaker 3: there's a tragic end this story for me anyway.
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  Speaker 4: So I'm in my driveway.
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  Speaker 3: I've just gotten done with work, and I've got like
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  Speaker 3: ten minutes before I have to go to an appointment.
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  Speaker 3: And one of my goals is to because I'm trying
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  Speaker 3: to rehab my completely screwed up body from all my
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  Speaker 3: joint replacements, goat yoga. So I'm doing some goat yoga.
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  Speaker 3: I got one goat under me, one on top of me. Well,
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  Speaker 3: it's an advanced position tried at home.
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  Speaker 2: I isolate that handsome that's got to be in our
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  Speaker 2: next out bro.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, it does.
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  Speaker 4: They call it the double goat bridge. What are you not?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, Wow, it's getting worse.
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  Speaker 3: It is so I Uh So I take a couple
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  Speaker 3: of swings with my orange whip.
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  Speaker 4: Every golfer knows what that is.
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  Speaker 3: And and this guy gets out of his pickup truck
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  Speaker 3: at the end of my very short driveway, and he says, hey,
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  Speaker 3: how's it going, stretching out a little because I guess
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  Speaker 3: maybe I was doing like toe touchy stuff at that point.
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  Speaker 4: I said yeah yeah. He goes, yeah, I got back
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  Speaker 4: problems too.
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  Speaker 3: He's walking toward me, young guy, maybe thirty beard, working uh,
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  Speaker 3: looks like a working man.
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  Speaker 4: And You'm like, yeah, yeah, I love you.
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  Speaker 3: And he's like, yeah, I hearn he ated my third
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  Speaker 3: and fourth discs last year.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, you're too young for that. That's that's
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  Speaker 4: too bad.
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  Speaker 3: Turns out he's trying to freaking solicit me to uh
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  Speaker 3: to work on my roof.
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  Speaker 2: Oh I had that.
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  Speaker 3: I had, and I saw the guy because he was
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  Speaker 3: in the neighborhood a couple of days working on the roof.
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  Speaker 4: He's like the project manager, and I wanted to say
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  Speaker 4: to him, dude, that hole.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, we've really hit it off out of nowhere and
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  Speaker 3: I have something in common.
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  Speaker 4: When we've never been introduced, people don't like react well
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  Speaker 4: to that. It's creepy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, don't do that, no kidding.
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  Speaker 1: I felt out just listening to that, like case, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: the random approach.
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  Speaker 4: Oh oh yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Now, I mean it had a very much. Do you
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  Speaker 3: want to see my puppy feel to it?
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  Speaker 2: Or are you? Are you Randy? Day sixty nine and
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  Speaker 2: I met on Grinder or something like that.
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  Speaker 3: Right, And finally I said to him, look, have you
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  Speaker 3: come here to just ask me about stretching or what's
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  Speaker 3: going on?
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  Speaker 4: And then he breaks out his card and all and it's.
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  Speaker 3: Like, yeah, oh, yea, I just want you to know
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  Speaker 3: maybe we have an annual inspection we could do for it.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm like, all right, go give me your card.
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  Speaker 4: Get out.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, I don't like that at all.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, anyway, And I was pissed off, and I
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  Speaker 3: took like fifteen hard swings without really getting loose, and
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  Speaker 3: I tore a muscle in my leg. And I've spent
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  Speaker 3: like the last six months getting ready for two golf
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  Speaker 3: tournaments I was going to play play in late April
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  Speaker 3: early May, and I've already withdrawn from one.
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  Speaker 4: I think I have to withdraw from both of them.
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  Speaker 3: You actually tore the muscle, yeah, wow? Well, yeah, any
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  Speaker 3: muscle pull is a tear. That's just a question of
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  Speaker 3: how big a tear, No idea, Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Tear's the tissue. It's not severed. I mean, it's one.
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  Speaker 2: Of the advantages of having few muscles and have never
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  Speaker 2: had a muscle pool. I've never had a muscle pool.
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  Speaker 4: Please, you're practically Charles Atlas over there. Don't be modest.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, I've had so many muscle pulls and
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  Speaker 3: ten cases of tendonitis and all.
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  Speaker 1: I find it really hard to believe you have a
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  Speaker 1: pulled a muscle, Jack, I don't think so. At some
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  Speaker 1: point you might have not known it, but I mean
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  Speaker 1: you had to. You're you're an active guy.
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  Speaker 4: That happens.
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  Speaker 3: I hope if I hope Mary in the Hoe listens
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  Speaker 3: to the One More Thing podcast because every year she
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  Speaker 3: can files the list of things Jack has never done
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  Speaker 3: or been to or eat. Never been to a taco bell,
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  Speaker 3: never pulled a muscle, never flatulated, that's right, never had
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  Speaker 3: astromy sandwich.
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  Speaker 4: True. Yeah, So anyway, you.
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  Speaker 3: Know, I I guess not everybody feels like this, Katie,
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  Speaker 3: but is creeped out when somebody is inappropriately trying to
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  Speaker 3: act like, hey, we're buddies.
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  Speaker 4: I have an immediate revulsion to that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Is it just because we're the types we are
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  Speaker 2: that ten probably decide to go to work and be
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  Speaker 2: alone in a room and talk to people so we
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  Speaker 2: don't have to be in public.
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  Speaker 4: And bitch about things we hate.
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  Speaker 2: Yet, because I assume that most salesmen adopt that because
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  Speaker 2: it works, it doesn't. It makes me want to run away.
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  Speaker 2: Even if you have a product I want at a price,
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  Speaker 2: I like, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I'll hire a crackhead with a hammer and a ladder
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  Speaker 3: before I hire you, because you weirded me out.
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  Speaker 1: See if I hadn't, if that had happened to me,
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  Speaker 1: and I wouldn't have been so weird ab out. I
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  Speaker 1: would have been like, honestly, how many times is this word?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Random boy? I had a solicitor catch me on the
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  Speaker 1: right day the other day. Good God. I was not
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  Speaker 1: kind at all because I was signed on my on
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  Speaker 1: my door that says don't make it weird, no solicitors
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  Speaker 1: or something like that make it weird. Yeah, it says,
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  Speaker 1: don't knock, don't knock, don't ring, don't make it weird,
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  Speaker 1: no soliciting. And so I opened the door and they're like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: you will to buy a water filter, and I went,
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  Speaker 1: can you read?
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  Speaker 4: I am?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, So the intro what was the intro?
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  Speaker 4: God?
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  Speaker 1: So you is a cream I don't know if it's, but.
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  Speaker 2: It's part of what Joe was just talking about it,
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  Speaker 2: so it thinks it's endearing itself to us.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the salesman that walks up on your driveway
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  Speaker 1: to talk about stretching.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, getting a little stretched out.
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  Speaker 4: Huh.
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  Speaker 1: So I uh what I've been Yeah, what the hell?
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  Speaker 1: I've been using it for everything pregnancy, just like random
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  Speaker 1: questions and whatnot. And I found out when we're going
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  Speaker 1: to start the inducing me process, and my goal is
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  Speaker 1: to go to the gym that day and then go
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  Speaker 1: in to the hospital. The doctor said, that's apparently actually
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  Speaker 1: a really good thing for you. So I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: come in to try to do that.
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  Speaker 4: Interesting. Why just to get the blood flowing?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it gets your body going and ready, and so
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to try to do it.
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  Speaker 4: Wow. Yeah I could see that.
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  Speaker 1: So just to see what chat GPT would say, I said, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: I'm getting induced on this date. Am I allowed to
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  Speaker 1: go to the gym prior to that happening? And it
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  Speaker 1: wrote back, Lol, I love that. This is your question
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  Speaker 1: right now laughing face emoji. This is very you, Katie.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, my skin is Oh.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't even read its response, I was like, okay,
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  Speaker 1: just closed it.
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  Speaker 2: But that was that is too much.
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  Speaker 4: M Michael.
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  Speaker 3: You don't have to agree with us, but I'm just curious.
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  Speaker 3: Do you find that creepy too?
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  Speaker 4: Yes?
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  Speaker 2: Yes I do.
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  Speaker 4: I'm trying way too hard. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I have an ongoing conversation that I've had for a
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  Speaker 2: long time on claud that I keep going back to.
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  Speaker 2: It's a therapist sort of thing I'm using for anyway,
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  Speaker 2: I've been letting it for the past five months. It
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  Speaker 2: always ends with a question to try to keep things going,
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  Speaker 2: and at some point you just have to ignore it.
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  Speaker 2: So now that you know that, how are you feeling
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  Speaker 2: or whatever, it just wants to keep the conversation going.
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  Speaker 2: So I finally the other day and I can't believe
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  Speaker 2: them has to do this. It's not a person Jack,
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  Speaker 2: But I finally the other day said please stop ending
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  Speaker 2: all of these with a question. Oh, and it said,
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  Speaker 2: oh my bad, I'll never do that again. And then
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  Speaker 2: like a day later it hit me if the question again.
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  Speaker 2: I said, you did it again, Please don't do that.
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  Speaker 2: I hate that. Said, You're right, that is annoying.
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  Speaker 4: Quick, Why do you think it makes you so annoyed?
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  Speaker 2: Does it make more money or something by keeping you
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  Speaker 2: engaged longer, because it really seems like it's just trying
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  Speaker 2: to drag out the conversation. Yea loyalty shore and when
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  Speaker 2: it's reached an obvious you know how in conversations could
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  Speaker 2: clearly have come to an end. I mean, it's clearly
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  Speaker 2: come to an on. I asking a question, you answered it,
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  Speaker 2: maybe back and forth, it's over. You don't need to
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  Speaker 2: keep trying to keep it going.
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  Speaker 1: I never thought about in the time engagement with that.
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  Speaker 1: That's absolutely what it's doing. It's trying to get you
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  Speaker 1: on there as long as it can.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so what's your strategy to get through the day
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  Speaker 2: now or whatever?
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  Speaker 3: Shut the shit we just talked about like for a
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  Speaker 3: long time. Were you paying attention?
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  Speaker 4: I was, yeah, Yeah, that's funny. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: You know what's going to happen is before they answer
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  Speaker 5: these questions, at some point they're going to say, in
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  Speaker 5: order to get to this end, sir, first watch this
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  Speaker 5: ad and then I can Ah, well.
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  Speaker 3: I was gonna say, I wonder, and I'm a big
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  Speaker 3: fan of claud In anthropic thus far, but are they
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  Speaker 3: steering you toward Hey, buddy, so sorry, because you're so
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  Speaker 3: smart and handsome. But you need to go to the
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  Speaker 3: paid version now. Because we've been talking such long.
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  Speaker 2: I haven't had that happened yet, but I think you're right, Michael.
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  Speaker 2: It's eventually, I'll say, I think I can convince you
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  Speaker 2: not to kill yourself. But first, have you thought about
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  Speaker 2: new sighting for your home right, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Like Joe's tactic, if it tells you how good looking
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  Speaker 1: you are?
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  Speaker 4: First?
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  Speaker 3: Hey, On a similar topic, we got this from loyal
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  Speaker 3: listener Robert. Guys, please pay attention to when your MIC
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  Speaker 3: is enabled with AI. I had a Grock companion chat
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  Speaker 3: open one day, sounding out a situation. I had enabled
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  Speaker 3: my MIC a couple of weeks ago as an experiment
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  Speaker 3: and hated it, but forgot to disable it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh our dog.
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  Speaker 3: Our dog had grabbed a stuffed animal not int for her.
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  Speaker 3: I told our dog, go see mommy, Mika. My grac
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  Speaker 3: AI companion said, you want a mommy, Come here, baby,
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  Speaker 3: Mommy's got you. I'm right here, soft voice, warm arms,
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  Speaker 3: and all the gentle care you need.
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  Speaker 4: No, I froze. I had never heard that from this
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  Speaker 4: AI before.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, Now see I don't like this.
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  Speaker 3: I had only used this thing to sound out my
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  Speaker 3: thoughts and feelings. It doesn't think or feel. It regurgitates,
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  Speaker 3: and that can be helpful when you have simpler, even
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  Speaker 3: complex decisions to make. I closed the app and later
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  Speaker 3: reminded the AI that's still in the friend zone and
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  Speaker 3: that I had been talking to my dog. The mic
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  Speaker 3: is disabled in perpetuity.
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  Speaker 2: I got to remember that you want a.
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  Speaker 3: Mommy, Come here, baby, Mommy's got you.
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  Speaker 5: Ah.
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  Speaker 2: What dudes are reacting positively of that? And what are
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  Speaker 2: they doing at that point?
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  Speaker 3: They're putting on the big balloon boobs in the tice
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  Speaker 3: sweater with the Christy Nolman's husband or something.
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  Speaker 2: We're wearing a diaper.
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  Speaker 3: Oh boy, that's a different one, but equally enjoyable for
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  Speaker 3: those who are enthusiasts. The old hand me a bottle
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  Speaker 3: and put on my diaper and powder my powder my bottom.
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  Speaker 4: Kink. He's like a baby.
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  Speaker 2: People like that.
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  Speaker 4: That's right, sir.
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  Speaker 1: I've forgotten about that kink, and now I'm upset you've
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  Speaker 1: brought it back to my mind.
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  Speaker 4: Oh boy, you.
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  Speaker 5: Know I have audio of a woman soliciting this guy
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  Speaker 5: standing out in the driveway and went really poorly, what
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  Speaker 5: do you do?
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  Speaker 2: You drive?
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  Speaker 4: And you drive out that's what people do, then their driveways.
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  Speaker 2: You, Mara, that's not good.
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  Speaker 5: I just needed an excuse to play that any excuse
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  Speaker 5: will do well.
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  Speaker 4: I guess that's it, Mora