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It's always the Cerebellum that mixes people up! · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Wake your ass up, fool.
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  Speaker 2: John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 3: Go! What's crack-a-lackin'? This is the big boss dog, Snoopy
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  Speaker 3: Deagle Double Jizzle. Bang, boom, what you gonna do?
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  Speaker 4: John Jay and Richie.
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  Speaker 5: We're not talking.
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  Speaker 2: About Ren 1010.
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  Speaker 3: We're not talking about Lassie.
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  Speaker 6: It's the one and only dog, y'all.
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  Speaker 3: The classy, sassy, big Snoopy Deagle Double Jizzle. In your
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  Speaker 3: face to me and in the place to be. And
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  Speaker 3: you're listening to John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 6: Wake your ass up. Today is National.
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  Speaker 3: Name Your Car Day. Does everybody have a name for
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  Speaker 3: their car?
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  Speaker 6: I used to. I used to.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's important to name your car. It gives
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  Speaker 3: it a little personality.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't name your car?
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  Speaker 7: Oh, I name all my cars.
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  Speaker 3: What's your current car's name?
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  Speaker 7: My current car's name right now is Sylvie.
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  Speaker 3: Sylvie. Mine is Mooshie.
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  Speaker 6: Cute.
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  Speaker 3: We rhyme.
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  Speaker 6: John Jay, what's the name of your car? Oh, thanks
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  Speaker 6: for asking, Rich, because I'm the first one that said
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  Speaker 6: I named my car. I used to. Thanks.
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  Speaker 3: You said I named my car.
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  Speaker 6: I used to. I said I used to. Oh, really?
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  Speaker 6: You did? What did you name your car?
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  Speaker 8: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 6: There's a story behind it. I'm glad you asked. So
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  Speaker 6: my first car I ever bought, it was a Grand
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  Speaker 6: Jeep Cherokee. I named it Jake. Way before I had kids.
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  Speaker 6: And here I have my son. My oldest son's name
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  Speaker 6: is Jake.
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  Speaker 9: Why did you name the car Jake?
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  Speaker 6: Just because you liked that name?
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  Speaker 8: No idea.
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  Speaker 6: That was a cool name.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 6: And then I had a diary, and my diary's name
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  Speaker 6: was Jake. And I used to write in my diary,
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  Speaker 6: Dear Jake.
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  Speaker 10: Oh, my gosh.
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  Speaker 9: It was like foreshadowing in your life.
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  Speaker 3: Isn't it wild?
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Go ahead, Rich.
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  Speaker 3: That's great. National Smarties Day. Can you name your Smarties?
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  Speaker 6: No, I eat them.
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  Speaker 3: National Produce Misting Day. I don't know why that needs
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  Speaker 3: a day. National Body Language Day, World Smile Day. And
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  Speaker 3: I love these two. It's Guardian Angel Day. And my
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  Speaker 3: favorite on the list is National Audiophile Day. That's right.
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  Speaker 3: For the audio snobs that still say records sound better
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  Speaker 3: than anything else, I am one of those people. National
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  Speaker 3: Audiophile Day.
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  Speaker 9: Have you guys ever completely freaked out, like really started
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  Speaker 9: freaking out, and then realized you got the story totally wrong?
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  Speaker 9: Because that happens.
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  Speaker 6: I think that happens a lot on this radio show. Actually,
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  Speaker 6: with you and your news. What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 6: How many times have you done news and you're like, oh,
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  Speaker 6: wait a minute, I read that wrong.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, a couple of times.
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  Speaker 3: But this was actually very scary.
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  Speaker 9: I don't really go on Facebook very often, but every
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  Speaker 9: once in a while, Facebook sends me emails of like
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  Speaker 9: things my friends post or things my friends are tagged in.
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  Speaker 9: And sometimes it'll intrigue me and I'll click on it. Well,
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  Speaker 9: I got that email just the other day and it said.
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  Speaker 9: Jordan Schnitzer has died in a terrible, tragic accident. And
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  Speaker 9: I was like, oh my God, that's one of my
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  Speaker 9: really good friends' husbands. Like we're at their wedding. Like
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  Speaker 9: they have four beautiful kids. Like they're an amazing family.
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  Speaker 9: Like he's an amazing person. And I started like really
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  Speaker 9: freaking out. Like, oh my gosh, what do I text her? Like,
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  Speaker 9: we haven't spoken in a long time because she lives
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  Speaker 9: in a different state. Like- is it weird to reach
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  Speaker 9: out to her? Cause I saw this post or is
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  Speaker 9: it like one of those things that they're putting out? Like,
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  Speaker 9: I just, I went down the rabbit hole of like,
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  Speaker 9: oh my gosh, I have to like start. And I
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  Speaker 9: literally start writing a text to her. Like, I just
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  Speaker 9: saw the news. I'm so sorry. Like, if you need
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  Speaker 9: us to fly out, we can fly out to be
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  Speaker 9: with you and help however. And I'm like, I feel
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  Speaker 9: like maybe I need to click the story for whatever reason.
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  Speaker 9: So I paused the text that I was writing her
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  Speaker 9: and And I clicked on the story and it was
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  Speaker 9: a different Jordan Schnitzer.
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  Speaker 6: What are the chances of two Jordan Schnitzers?
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  Speaker 9: And I'm like, why?
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  Speaker 6: No relation?
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  Speaker 9: Why would Facebook send this to me? I don't follow
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  Speaker 9: this other person.
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  Speaker 6: That's wild.
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  Speaker 9: I had no idea why like this story had popped up,
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  Speaker 9: but I was like, thank God I didn't send that
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  Speaker 9: text message because then that probably would have made her go.
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  Speaker 9: Then I picture her. She's not with her husband and
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  Speaker 9: she gets this news from me that her husband died.
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  Speaker 6: Oh my God.
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  Speaker 9: I was like, yeah, I got that story totally wrong.
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  Speaker 6: Did you tell her?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 9: And so then I erased the text message and I
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  Speaker 9: was like, oh my gosh, you're never going to believe this.
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  Speaker 9: Like I just received this message and Jordan died, but
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  Speaker 9: it turns out it wasn't him. So thank God. But
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  Speaker 9: obviously like condolences to that family because that's really sad.
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  Speaker 6: So Jordan, the Jordan you know is happy and healthy?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: He's doing great.
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  Speaker 6: Do you know anything about that Jordan Schnitzer?
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  Speaker 12: No.
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  Speaker 6: I'm just curious growing up if his nickname was Wiener.
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  Speaker 6: Wiener Schnitzer. Wiener Schnitzer.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, interesting.
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  Speaker 3: You had to have heard that.
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  Speaker 6: Of course you had. That's a tough name. Jordan Schnitzer.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: He's a great guy.
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  Speaker 3: You wouldn't think there'd be a bunch of them out there.
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  Speaker 6: How did the other Jordan Schnitzer die?
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  Speaker 9: It was a car accident. It was like a really
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  Speaker 9: bad car accident. And a bunch of people passed away
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  Speaker 9: in it, including Jordan.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, really sad. I'm looking at you tell a story
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  Speaker 6: and I'm looking at your hair because you got your
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  Speaker 6: hair done.
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  Speaker 13: Yes.
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  Speaker 6: And it was a big deal. You're talking about your hair.
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  Speaker 3: Well, this all happened.
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  Speaker 9: I saw this while I was getting my hair done.
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  Speaker 9: I was like sitting in the chair.
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  Speaker 3: I was like freaking out.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Okay. Well, I totally forgot this, but yesterday was National
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  Speaker 6: Hair Day.
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  Speaker 8: Oh.
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  Speaker 6: And I have a whole thing I never got to.
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  Speaker 3: Today is National Hair Day.
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  Speaker 9: Thank you.
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  Speaker 14: He's big.
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  Speaker 3: He's hairy.
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  Speaker 5: He's sometimes smelly.
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  Speaker 3: Everybody, just please watch the hair.
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  Speaker 9: Watch the hair! You didn't sign the shampoo agreement. How
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  Speaker 9: do I know if you double pooed?
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  Speaker 6: You thought I was kidding.
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  Speaker 14: Today's national hair day.
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  Speaker 9: No, I work on my hair a long time and
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  Speaker 9: you hit it.
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  Speaker 3: He hits my hair.
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  Speaker 6: That was yesterday. And then I see this today. There's
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  Speaker 6: a clip going viral from a girl, a woman that
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  Speaker 6: goes to great clips because she likes to play what's
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  Speaker 6: called haircut roulette. Oh, that's scary. Yeah. Listen to this.
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  Speaker 6: Listen to this.
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  Speaker 15: I got my haircut today at great clips. And a
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  Speaker 15: lot of women are probably thinking, why would you do that?
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  Speaker 15: You never know what you're going to get.
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  Speaker 3: Exactly.
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  Speaker 15: That's the fun part. It was like haircut roulette. So
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  Speaker 15: I walk in and I'm like, hey, just a little trim,
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  Speaker 15: just get the dead ends off. Lady's like, got it.
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  Speaker 15: And before she gets out a brush to brush it
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  Speaker 15: or a comb to part my hair, she just grabs
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  Speaker 15: the scissors out and starts cutting.
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  Speaker 7: No parts, no nothing, just starts cutting.
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  Speaker 15: And I was watching my hair hit the floor like
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  Speaker 15: inch by inch by inch by inch.
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  Speaker 4: And I was like, wow.
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  Speaker 7: We're making a wig for somebody else today.
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  Speaker 6: We cut a lot off. It's a lot.
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  Speaker 7: It's not a trim.
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  Speaker 15: It's a whole new haircut.
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  Speaker 7: But at the end of the day, I kind of
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  Speaker 7: like it.
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  Speaker 6: You know what's funny about that is I think a
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  Speaker 6: guy can do that because most guys have got short hair.
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  Speaker 6: But like Kyle, you got long hair. If they chopped
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  Speaker 6: your hair off, you'd be freaked out.
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  Speaker 9: And that's why I do not play haircut roulette. Like
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  Speaker 9: I go to Allison every time because I know what
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  Speaker 9: I'm going to get. Because, yeah, no, every girl knows
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  Speaker 9: that that's a dangerous situation.
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  Speaker 6: My last haircut, I went to my barber and I
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  Speaker 6: was just like, you know what, just cut it really,
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  Speaker 6: really short. Just cut it short. So he used the
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  Speaker 6: one and he cut it really short. And then when
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  Speaker 6: I came home, my wife was like, not into it.
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  Speaker 6: Didn't like it. And I was like, I haven't had
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  Speaker 6: a haircut since, but I feel like it's grown back.
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  Speaker 6: It's been like two weeks. It grows back fast. I know,
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  Speaker 6: but I can't imagine if you cut all your hair off.
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  Speaker 14: Oh, God, no.
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  Speaker 7: It would take forever.
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  Speaker 8: Right.
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  Speaker 6: It takes forever for girls.
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  Speaker 8: And plus, like, I have curly hair. And so if
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  Speaker 8: you do one wrong cut, then you're in bad shape.
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  Speaker 8: But for her, like, it makes me concerned about her. Like,
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  Speaker 8: what is she going through that is making her do
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  Speaker 8: haircut roulette?
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  Speaker 16: That's so true.
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  Speaker 3: Like, she must be really going through.
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  Speaker 16: I don't know if this is the sexiest thing to say,
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  Speaker 16: but I just didn't picture it because all the women
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  Speaker 16: around me in my life have always gone to places
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  Speaker 16: to get their hair done.
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  Speaker 6: And I feel like great clips is like for guys,
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  Speaker 6: like simple, like short hair.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean, that's.
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  Speaker 9: Kind of like, I guess, the reputation you would think
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  Speaker 9: of for that.
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  Speaker 6: The kids, guys, like I would expect, because women have,
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  Speaker 6: and by the way, this video of her, she's got
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  Speaker 6: really nice hair. Like, she's got hair like yours, Kyle.
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  Speaker 6: She's into it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah, no, she looks great.
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  Speaker 3: She does.
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  Speaker 15: And a lot of women are probably thinking, why would
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  Speaker 15: you do that?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, she's got a nice hairdo.
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  Speaker 7: So she's going through something.
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  Speaker 6: So shout out to Great Clips.
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  Speaker 5: Big shout out.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean, she's very adventurous.
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  Speaker 9: I mean, like, you think about, like, it takes almost
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  Speaker 9: four hours for me to get my hair done. And
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  Speaker 9: so we talk about a lot of things. And so
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  Speaker 9: she was literally telling me the craziest story about him.
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  Speaker 9: In her neighborhood, they don't let people park on the road.
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  Speaker 9: And she's gotten her car towed before.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, on the street in front of the house?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, and so she noticed that this young couple was
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  Speaker 9: about to leave the car on the side of the road.
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  Speaker 9: And so she was like, and then I looked down
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  Speaker 9: the road, and the tow truck was there waiting for me.
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  Speaker 9: for them because someone had already called to tell on
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  Speaker 9: these people she's like so i thought i would go
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  Speaker 9: over and give them a heads up to move their
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  Speaker 9: car she said she did and when she did the
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  Speaker 9: tow truck driver gave her a really evil eye came
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  Speaker 9: flipped her off and followed her home followed her home
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  Speaker 9: and she like she's like and i was kind of
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  Speaker 9: scared to get out of my car because like she
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  Speaker 9: loves alone and she's like this is a really scary
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  Speaker 9: situation he's following me home she said i got out
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  Speaker 9: of my car and like and he goes that was
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  Speaker 9: really nice of you to do for those people and
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  Speaker 9: she's like thanks and went inside and she's like now
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  Speaker 9: i don't know like.
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  Speaker 6: What's wrong Was he saying that was really nice to
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  Speaker 6: do with those people?
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  Speaker 3: Sarcastic?
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  Speaker 6: Crazy? She said it.
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  Speaker 9: Sounded really creepy. And she's like, I didn't know, because
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  Speaker 9: you know that tow truck driver is going to get
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  Speaker 9: money off of that job.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah, she took money away from him.
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  Speaker 8: I wonder if, too, maybe there's a connection with the
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  Speaker 8: HOA president and the tow truck driver.
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  Speaker 7: Maybe they own the tow truck business.
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  Speaker 8: Maybe.
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  Speaker 3: Also, if you think somebody followed you, why would you
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  Speaker 3: go home?
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  Speaker 7: That's right.
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  Speaker 9: I should have said that.
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  Speaker 3: What were you thinking?
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  Speaker 10: You need to be safe.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah. That's crazy.
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  Speaker 3: I would drive right to the police station if I
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  Speaker 3: thought I was being followed. Who knew we were going
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  Speaker 3: to hear that story on National Hair Day?
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 6: Tow truck. And you know what's funny? When you say tow,
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  Speaker 6: I think T-O-E. Of course you do. Not T-O-W. How
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  Speaker 6: is there not an Instagram page on that? Famous tow
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  Speaker 6: truck drivers with nice feet. T-O-E.
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  Speaker 9: Toes, toes.
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  Speaker 6: Toes, toes.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: All right.
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  Speaker 6: It's John Jane Rich. Hey, what's the vibe for horoscopes today?
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  Speaker 8: We're heading right into the weekend, so I am letting
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  Speaker 8: you know the person that you become after you've had a.
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  Speaker 7: Few at the bar.
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  Speaker 8: If it's your birthday today, you are a Libra, and
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  Speaker 8: you share a birthday with Ruby Rose, Gandhi, Huda from
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  Speaker 8: Huda Beauty, Sting, and Kelly Ripa.
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  Speaker 7: Kyle is our Libra, so I'm just going to start
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  Speaker 7: it off with you now.
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  Speaker 8: So Libras, after you've had a few drinks, you literally
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  Speaker 8: become the serial flirt. It is peak Libra season, and
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  Speaker 8: you are using seasonal cocktails as liquid courage to flirt
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  Speaker 8: with every single person in the room. You will leave
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  Speaker 8: with four free drinks and three new phone numbers that
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  Speaker 8: you have zero intention of texting back.
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  Speaker 9: So what you're telling me is we're like the fun drunk.
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  Speaker 9: That's exactly, exactly what.
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  Speaker 7: I'm telling you.
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  Speaker 6: Let's say hello to Carolina. Good morning. What's your sign?
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  Speaker 13: Good morning, Gemini.
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  Speaker 8: All right, so for my Geminis, after you guys have
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  Speaker 8: had a few, you guys low-key become the bar hopper
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  Speaker 8: from hell. You refuse to stay at one place for
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  Speaker 8: more than 20 minutes.
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  Speaker 7: You are dragging the group across three different bars.
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  Speaker 8: You lost your jacket at the second one, and you
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  Speaker 8: still made friends with a completely new group of people
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  Speaker 8: in the bathroom line.
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  Speaker 12: Oh, I got to try that then.
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  Speaker 6: Carolina, have a great day. Thank you for listening. Christina,
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  Speaker 6: good morning. What's your sign?
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  Speaker 17: Hi, I'm a Leo.
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  Speaker 8: Leo, okay, just like me, Christina, so when it comes
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  Speaker 8: to us, after we've had a few drinks at the bar,
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  Speaker 8: we become the tabletop performer. The second a throwback song
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  Speaker 8: comes on, we are using the nearest bench or table
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  Speaker 8: as our personal stage.
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  Speaker 7: We demand everyone to take a.
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  Speaker 8: Video of us taking a drink, fully expecting the entire
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  Speaker 8: bar to cheer for us.
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  Speaker 11: That is true.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, Grapevine Karaoke Bar in Scottsdale hates to see me
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  Speaker 8: coming because.
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  Speaker 7: I am working in the room.
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  Speaker 8: Sorry.
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  Speaker 7: And I'm playing program.
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  Speaker 5: I love karaoke.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 9: That's funny.
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  Speaker 6: What's your karaoke song?
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  Speaker 4: Gosh, I'd have to go Adele, Rolling in the Deep.
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  Speaker 6: Wow.
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  Speaker 10: That's a good one.
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  Speaker 3: Coming up.
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  Speaker 12: Hot.
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  Speaker 6: All right. Have a great day, Christina. Thanks for listening.
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  Speaker 13: You too.
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  Speaker 6: How about Pisces?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, Rich, when you've had a few at the bar,
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  Speaker 8: you become a tragic romantic. You are drinking a sweet
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  Speaker 8: seasonal cocktail. You are staring longingly at the ice cubes floating.
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  Speaker 8: And you're going to text your ex saying, I hope
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  Speaker 8: you're staying warm tonight. Before your friends can snatch your
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  Speaker 8: phone out of your head and tell you that you
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  Speaker 8: are making the.
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  Speaker 7: Worst mistake of your life.
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  Speaker 3: My wife says whenever I get buzzed, I start making
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  Speaker 3: plans for us to go to Europe. Hey, let's go
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  Speaker 3: to Europe right now.
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  Speaker 6: That's funny. Well, back when I used to drink, I
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  Speaker 6: remember one of the things I would do, and it'd
• 12:05
  Speaker 6: be interesting to see what you had for Virgo, but
• 12:07
  Speaker 6: if you guys remember, I would grab all my friends'
• 12:09
  Speaker 6: testicles and say, whose balls are these? Whose balls are these?
• 12:13
  Speaker 3: Whose balls?
• 12:13
  Speaker 6: Whose balls?
• 12:14
  Speaker 3: A little game show back at the bar.
• 12:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah, a fun little game show. What do you got
• 12:17
  Speaker 6: for Virgos, Peyton?
• 12:18
  Speaker 8: Yeah, Virgos, you guys become the off-duty bartender who is
• 12:22
  Speaker 8: low-key a little aggressive. You have spent the entire night
• 12:25
  Speaker 8: judging everyone at the bar. You are wiping down sticky
• 12:28
  Speaker 8: tables because they're getting on your elbows. And you are
• 12:30
  Speaker 8: stress calculating how the heck everyone is going to cover
• 12:34
  Speaker 8: this tab because all of your friends have just left you.
• 12:36
  Speaker 6: Okay. Didn't sound at all like whose balls are these. No.
• 12:41
  Speaker 6: All right. Sorry. If we didn't get to your sign,
• 12:44
  Speaker 6: they're all posted on our website, johnjanerich.com. So we're watching
• 12:51
  Speaker 6: the number one show on Paramount +. Yeah, yeah. It's
• 12:54
  Speaker 6: Teen Moms. Team Moms Baseball. It's the Kim Kardashian show
• 12:58
  Speaker 6: that's filmed. We've had some of the stars in the studio.
• 13:01
  Speaker 6: We talked about Tom Kyle and Richard finished it. But
• 13:03
  Speaker 6: the thing about this reality show is it's always way
• 13:06
  Speaker 6: more dramatic than it should be.
• 13:07
  Speaker 3: It's so wild. It's like they make one little comment
• 13:10
  Speaker 3: or one little thing that happens. And nobody lets it
• 13:13
  Speaker 3: go forever.
• 13:14
  Speaker 9: It keeps popping up.
• 13:16
  Speaker 3: It doesn't stop until it turns into a big blowout.
• 13:18
  Speaker 6: So we want to know, like, what's just way more dramatic?
• 13:20
  Speaker 6: They acted way more dramatic than they should have. Jaden,
• 13:23
  Speaker 6: good morning. What do you got? What was more dramatic
• 13:25
  Speaker 6: than it should have been?
• 13:26
  Speaker 17: So I'm honestly so bad about doing my dishes. And
• 13:30
  Speaker 17: my roommate had been getting annoyed because I'd low key
• 13:33
  Speaker 17: leave them in the sink for days. And one day
• 13:37
  Speaker 17: I came home and I guess she had had enough
• 13:39
  Speaker 17: and she put my dirty dishes on my bed. And yeah,
• 13:45
  Speaker 17: literally the worst part was like I had this pasta
• 13:48
  Speaker 17: pan and it was right in the middle of my
• 13:51
  Speaker 17: comforter and it had like dried up sauce, like.
• 13:54
  Speaker 14: Still stuck all over it.
• 13:56
  Speaker 17: And I called her and I was like, what the hell?
• 13:59
  Speaker 17: And she was like, you clearly like leaving them around.
• 14:02
  Speaker 17: So I figured they could live in your room.
• 14:04
  Speaker 4: Oh my gosh.
• 14:05
  Speaker 8: Right?
• 14:06
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 14:08
  Speaker 17: I was so annoyed and we didn't talk for a
• 14:12
  Speaker 17: few days after that. But honestly, I started doing my
• 14:17
  Speaker 17: dishes after that.
• 14:19
  Speaker 14: So it worked.
• 14:22
  Speaker 8: I had a teammate that did that to me in college.
• 14:25
  Speaker 8: We lived in one of those dorms where it was
• 14:26
  Speaker 8: like four of us that had.
• 14:28
  Speaker 7: Our separate rooms. We all shared one kitchen and like
• 14:30
  Speaker 7: a living space.
• 14:31
  Speaker 8: And she would put our dishes in our room and
• 14:33
  Speaker 8: it would make us mad because she would leave her
• 14:35
  Speaker 8: stuff all over the place. So we would just really
• 14:37
  Speaker 8: be cleaning up after her because we're putting her clothes
• 14:39
  Speaker 8: back in her room when she was putting our dishes
• 14:41
  Speaker 8: in ours.
• 14:41
  Speaker 9: But you know, that roommate was like, if I see
• 14:44
  Speaker 9: these dishes one more day, I'm going to lose it.
• 14:46
  Speaker 9: And then she walks out. She's like, the dishes are
• 14:48
  Speaker 9: still there.
• 14:49
  Speaker 3: That's it. That is it. Totally relatable.
• 14:52
  Speaker 6: Thanks, Jaden. Thanks for calling in.
• 14:54
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 14:56
  Speaker 6: Anita, what's way more dramatic than it should have been?
• 15:00
  Speaker 14: Okay, so my daughter, who is a huge prankster, decided
• 15:04
  Speaker 14: to call me saying that she was in jail. What
• 15:08
  Speaker 14: caught me off guard, because I know that she is
• 15:11
  Speaker 14: a little prankster, is the voice recording from the jail
• 15:14
  Speaker 14: was like legit. So I really thought that her and
• 15:17
  Speaker 14: her friend got in trouble. Once she realized like how
• 15:21
  Speaker 14: terrified I was, she was like, oh my gosh, oh
• 15:23
  Speaker 14: my gosh, this is just a, it's a prank. And
• 15:26
  Speaker 14: I literally started bawling. I was so terrified. First off,
• 15:31
  Speaker 14: I was like, am I mad at her right now
• 15:33
  Speaker 14: or am I relieved? And that's why I'm crying.
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: You had to figure out your emotions before you could
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: yell at her.
• 15:42
  Speaker 13: Yeah, because I've been in jail.
• 15:45
  Speaker 14: And she was like, I want to say 18 at
• 15:47
  Speaker 14: the time. And I'm just like thinking back to these
• 15:50
  Speaker 14: girls that were in the jail when I was in it.
• 15:52
  Speaker 14: They're crying. They're scared. And I was just like, my
• 15:55
  Speaker 14: baby girl.
• 15:56
  Speaker 6: Do you want to share with us why you were
• 15:59
  Speaker 6: in jail for real?
• 16:00
  Speaker 14: So I had a unpaid ticket and got my license suspended.
• 16:05
  Speaker 14: And I got pulled over with a suspended license and
• 16:08
  Speaker 14: they took.
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: Me to jail.
• 16:10
  Speaker 6: How long were you in jail for?
• 16:11
  Speaker 14: I think I was there for two days.
• 16:13
  Speaker 16: Wow.
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: That's pretty intense.
• 16:15
  Speaker 6: And your daughter, when she pranks you and tells you
• 16:17
  Speaker 6: she's in jail, what does she say she was in
• 16:18
  Speaker 6: jail for?
• 16:19
  Speaker 4: She never told me.
• 16:21
  Speaker 14: She just said that she was in a lot of
• 16:22
  Speaker 14: trouble and that she was really scared. And then I
• 16:25
  Speaker 14: started getting, like, terrified. So then she was like, I'm
• 16:28
  Speaker 14: just joking.
• 16:29
  Speaker 4: I'm just joking.
• 16:30
  Speaker 14: So we never actually. She didn't get to probably the
• 16:32
  Speaker 14: best part of her prank of.
• 16:34
  Speaker 6: Why she was there.
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: How long ago was this?
• 16:37
  Speaker 14: Oh, goodness. I want to say probably about six years ago.
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: I mean, if you're up for it, we should prank
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: her back with something. We should think of something devious
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: and get her.
• 16:47
  Speaker 14: Oh, I like that.
• 16:48
  Speaker 6: Okay. Yeah.
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: Well, we'll get your number and we'll come up with something.
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: We'll get it.
• 16:52
  Speaker 14: Okay, let's do it.
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: Let's get her where it counts.
• 16:55
  Speaker 6: Let's tell her you've been in a car accident and
• 16:56
  Speaker 6: you died.
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, that's so dark.
• 16:59
  Speaker 6: What's the next level of being in jail? She's already
• 17:02
  Speaker 6: pranked her that she's in jail. You've got to go
• 17:04
  Speaker 6: a level higher than that. You've got to go higher
• 17:06
  Speaker 6: than that. I don't think I want.
• 17:09
  Speaker 14: To put any kind of car accident or death into
• 17:12
  Speaker 14: the universe.
• 17:14
  Speaker 6: Okay, then do parasailing. Parasailing accident. You're not going to
• 17:17
  Speaker 6: believe this. I went parasailing on a whim.
• 17:20
  Speaker 16: You're not going to believe this.
• 17:24
  Speaker 14: And maybe I broke my leg or something.
• 17:28
  Speaker 6: Did you see that story? That lady that was like
• 17:31
  Speaker 6: sitting under a tree, relaxing and somebody fell out of
• 17:34
  Speaker 6: a tree and landed on her. And she's like suing
• 17:36
  Speaker 6: the city or suing something.
• 17:38
  Speaker 7: Like sitting in the tree.
• 17:40
  Speaker 6: I don't know. I don't know if it was a concert.
• 17:41
  Speaker 6: I only saw the headline. I think it happened here.
• 17:43
  Speaker 7: That's crazy.
• 17:43
  Speaker 6: I'm not sure. I need it. Thanks for calling in.
• 17:45
  Speaker 7: Yeah, absolutely.
• 17:46
  Speaker 6: Thanks guys.
• 17:47
  Speaker 8: Aaliyah.
• 17:48
  Speaker 6: What was way more dramatic than it should have been?
• 17:52
  Speaker 18: Well, it started with my boyfriend pissing me off. He
• 17:57
  Speaker 18: went on a group trip and didn't tell me that
• 18:00
  Speaker 18: his ex ended up being there.
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: That sounds drama already. That doesn't sound like little drama.
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: That sounds like big drama.
• 18:07
  Speaker 18: Yes, but I may have escalated the drama because I
• 18:11
  Speaker 18: made a TikTok story about it. And I kind of
• 18:15
  Speaker 18: just thought it was like a funny little story for
• 18:17
  Speaker 18: my friends, but it blew up and people were like
• 18:20
  Speaker 18: obsessed with it and telling me to leave him and
• 18:24
  Speaker 18: all this. But I didn't tell him when I made
• 18:27
  Speaker 18: the TikTok. So he found out from a coworker telling
• 18:30
  Speaker 18: him and like, Came home mad because, you know, I
• 18:35
  Speaker 18: accidentally let 800,000 strangers vote on our relationship before we'd
• 18:39
  Speaker 18: even finished the argument.
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
• 18:44
  Speaker 5: So I upped the drama. And it ended up being fine.
• 18:46
  Speaker 14: Like, he didn't even really talk to her on the trip.
• 18:47
  Speaker 13: But it just, it was on me.
• 18:50
  Speaker 14: But I made it more of a problem than it was,
• 18:52
  Speaker 14: you know?
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 18:53
  Speaker 6: All right. That's overly dramatic. That's very good. Very good.
• 18:56
  Speaker 13: I'm a little messy.
• 18:58
  Speaker 6: All right. Thanks, Aaliyah. Thanks for calling in.
• 19:00
  Speaker 14: Thanks.
• 19:01
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• 19:03
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• 19:04
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• 19:10
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• 19:15
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• 19:18
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• 19:18
  Speaker 3: I had no idea.
• 19:19
  Speaker 6: That's really impressive.
• 19:21
  Speaker 7: I mean, that's kind of nice.
• 19:22
  Speaker 8: I would hope that a lion roars when I'm five
• 19:24
  Speaker 8: miles away so I can stay away.
• 19:27
  Speaker 6: So check this out. Around 6,000 posts or tweets are
• 19:31
  Speaker 6: sent out on X, you know, Twitter, every second.
• 19:35
  Speaker 7: Oh, I believe that.
• 19:36
  Speaker 6: That's 500 million a day. But they're saying it's unclear
• 19:41
  Speaker 6: how many of them are actually humans rather than bots
• 19:43
  Speaker 6: and spam.
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 19:45
  Speaker 8: And also, too, I wonder if that accounts for, because
• 19:47
  Speaker 8: I know a lot of times on X, what is it?
• 19:50
  Speaker 8: They'll say like, hey, Grok, explain this to me. So
• 19:53
  Speaker 8: I wonder how many of those are being accounted for, too.
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: I've heard that it's like 80% are not real. Like
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: that high.
• 20:00
  Speaker 6: I've heard that on Instagram too.
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: And maybe it might be even higher than that.
• 20:03
  Speaker 6: I don't know. My grandfather, so I'm half Dutch, half Mexican.
• 20:08
  Speaker 6: On my Dutch side, my grandfather went to China and
• 20:11
  Speaker 6: went to the Great Wall of China. My father went
• 20:14
  Speaker 6: to China, went to the Great Wall of China. And
• 20:16
  Speaker 6: he was a big fan of China and the Great
• 20:17
  Speaker 6: Wall of China and always told me stuff about it.
• 20:19
  Speaker 6: And when he died, my dad died, I was like,
• 20:21
  Speaker 6: I remember I was like literally holding his, touching his
• 20:25
  Speaker 6: dead body and I was crying. I told him. That
• 20:28
  Speaker 6: I would go to China, to the Great Wall of China, right?
• 20:31
  Speaker 6: And then later as I got out of time when
• 20:33
  Speaker 6: I was kind of like, you know, technically, Dad, can
• 20:35
  Speaker 6: I look it up? Like, I don't really want to
• 20:36
  Speaker 6: go to China. You know, I'm trying to get out
• 20:38
  Speaker 6: of it. You don't want to go. I don't want
• 20:39
  Speaker 6: to go. But I promised my dad I would. And
• 20:41
  Speaker 6: then I see this. If walking the Great Wall of
• 20:44
  Speaker 6: China is on your bucket list. you should know that
• 20:47
  Speaker 6: it would take you 18 months to walk all the
• 20:50
  Speaker 6: way around it. It's more than 5,500 miles long. It's
• 20:54
  Speaker 6: like walking across the entire United States and back.
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: Can you believe how long that thing is?
• 20:59
  Speaker 6: And that thing's freaking man-made. So it goes in a
• 21:02
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 21:02
  Speaker 9: You can't just see it from space.
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: It makes you wonder what they were trying to keep out. Yeah,
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: I think I knew that.
• 21:06
  Speaker 6: That is so insane, but how they built that is
• 21:08
  Speaker 6: so insane.
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: It's insane. It's one of those things that you think
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: about 5,000 miles.
• 21:13
  Speaker 6: But the steps you would get. Oh, for sure. Yeah.
• 21:16
  Speaker 6: Which I think he would like. Yeah. There's an emerging trend.
• 21:20
  Speaker 6: I want you to think about this for a second.
• 21:21
  Speaker 6: You ever been on a bar crawl?
• 21:22
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 21:23
  Speaker 6: I've done that before, yeah. Well, there's a new trend
• 21:25
  Speaker 6: called park crawls. It's for kids' birthdays. Where you hit
• 21:28
  Speaker 6: up three or four of the best parks with a
• 21:29
  Speaker 6: rowdy screaming group.
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: Ugh.
• 21:31
  Speaker 6: And you hit a bunch of different parks with your kids,
• 21:33
  Speaker 6: different birthdays with your kids.
• 21:33
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 21:34
  Speaker 9: You do have to do your research, though.
• 21:36
  Speaker 8: I took my nephew, Chosen, he's two, to the park
• 21:38
  Speaker 8: around the corner from our house. Apparently, it's like a
• 21:41
  Speaker 8: ninja park. The park was almost too difficult for me.
• 21:44
  Speaker 8: And I'm 28. I couldn't even do the monkey bars.
• 21:46
  Speaker 8: It was very complex.
• 21:47
  Speaker 6: Well, they're saying you get in a bus. You rent
• 21:49
  Speaker 6: a bus like you do a party bus. And you
• 21:50
  Speaker 6: just hit all these parks with a bunch of kids.
• 21:52
  Speaker 6: And they say... Some people say it's genius and other
• 21:54
  Speaker 6: people call it a nightmare because you have to supervise
• 21:56
  Speaker 6: all these kids and organize getting them off the bus.
• 21:58
  Speaker 7: I think that sounds.
• 21:59
  Speaker 9: Like a nightmare to me.
• 22:01
  Speaker 7: I'm like, that sounds fun.
• 22:02
  Speaker 9: Yeah, because when you're ready to go to the next
• 22:04
  Speaker 9: park and they don't want to and then they're crying
• 22:06
  Speaker 9: because you're going to a park, you're like, what am
• 22:07
  Speaker 9: I doing this for?
• 22:08
  Speaker 6: All right, so get this. In Wisconsin, a group of
• 22:12
  Speaker 6: professional skydivers, so they were going to jump out of
• 22:14
  Speaker 6: an airplane. They were in the airplane and they see
• 22:17
  Speaker 6: another airplane crash.
• 22:19
  Speaker 15: Oh, no.
• 22:20
  Speaker 6: So the skydivers all jump from their own aircraft to
• 22:24
  Speaker 6: reach the victims. And all the people in the plane survived.
• 22:27
  Speaker 6: Like they weren't able to. Can you imagine? The plane
• 22:29
  Speaker 6: crashes and you look up and you see people perishing down. Yeah,
• 22:32
  Speaker 6: you okay?
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: That's God's hand right there. Nothing but.
• 22:36
  Speaker 6: Nearly 300 dogs descended on a Nevada water park for
• 22:39
  Speaker 6: an event that broke the Guinness World Record for the
• 22:41
  Speaker 6: most dogs attending a dog pool party. That's so fun.
• 22:45
  Speaker 6: The weather right now here, to me, is fantastic. It
• 22:48
  Speaker 6: was even a little chilly when I walked outside this morning.
• 22:51
  Speaker 6: But Farmer's Almanac has put together a list of the
• 22:53
  Speaker 6: 10 worst weather states in the United States. The 10
• 22:58
  Speaker 6: worst weather states. North Carolina, Illinois, Georgia, Missouri, Colorado, Oklahoma, Kansas, Louisiana.
• 23:05
  Speaker 6: florida and number one.
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: Is uh arizona nope uh new york texas.
• 23:12
  Speaker 9: Oh yeah but in colorado if you don't like the
• 23:15
  Speaker 9: weather you just wait 15 minutes oh you do.
• 23:17
  Speaker 6: Let me see what's to say about colorado it says
• 23:19
  Speaker 6: colorado it's on there colorado is the hail capital of
• 23:21
  Speaker 6: the united states the state averages 94 hail events a
• 23:24
  Speaker 6: year 151 million in annual hail damage and has seen
• 23:28
  Speaker 6: 38 billion dollar hailstorms since 1980.
• 23:30
  Speaker 9: That is true my my brother-in-law he has like a
• 23:33
  Speaker 9: like a roofing company, and they do get a lot
• 23:35
  Speaker 9: of hail damage.
• 23:36
  Speaker 13: Hail.
• 23:37
  Speaker 6: What do you have for life hacks, Rich? Okay.
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: Hey, Kyle, you don't have any like boring chores that
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: you can put off.
• 23:42
  Speaker 9: I got a lot of boring chores that all the
• 23:44
  Speaker 9: chores I have are boring.
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: Like you don't like doing them, right? Right. So the
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: internet's put together, like, how can you get your chores done?
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: in a very good way, and it all has to
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: do with music. But they have picked the two best
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: songs for getting chores done. One of them I agree with.
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: I feel like if you hear some Biggie, you just
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: are ready to work, right? Well, it's funny.
• 24:05
  Speaker 6: I was going to say, how do you get your
• 24:06
  Speaker 6: chores done? Learn from P. Diddy in prison.
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: He's got all these people doing.
• 24:11
  Speaker 6: All his chores.
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: You hear this, and you can sort through that laundry, Kyle.
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: You can do it. Finally get the laundry put away.
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: And the other one that I thought was interesting was Skrillex. Oh, yeah.
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: I can see this. Making you get stuff done. Feel
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: the energy. Go through the lights. Go through the darks.
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: Get them in the landry.
• 24:30
  Speaker 7: Is there any light?
• 24:33
  Speaker 8: Some throwback r & b on that list because i feel.
• 24:35
  Speaker 7: Like that was all that was my granny.
• 24:37
  Speaker 8: And my auntie every sunday morning we knew we had
• 24:40
  Speaker 8: to be up when we heard shot.
• 24:41
  Speaker 9: A on the street shot a heck yeah i would
• 24:45
  Speaker 9: just like want to chill.
• 24:46
  Speaker 8: That's good you know you're gonna get your butt up
• 24:49
  Speaker 8: and start mopping and sweeping and vacuuming yeah they would
• 24:55
  Speaker 8: throw yeah they would throw in you know All that
• 24:58
  Speaker 8: good stuff.
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: Well, anyway, so the BPMs are the secret. That life
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: hack and many more to get your stuff done can
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: be found at JohnJayandRich.com.
• 25:07
  Speaker 9: Have you guys heard of the no spend reset?
• 25:14
  Speaker 6: No.
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: What's that?
• 25:15
  Speaker 6: No spend.
• 25:15
  Speaker 7: I feel like I need it.
• 25:17
  Speaker 9: Exactly, Peyton. So the no spend reset is trending right now.
• 25:22
  Speaker 9: And it's like a no spend challenge because everything's so
• 25:25
  Speaker 9: expensive right now. People are getting really picky about where
• 25:29
  Speaker 9: we do spend our money and what we do spend
• 25:31
  Speaker 9: our money on. And big giant retailers have started to
• 25:34
  Speaker 9: notice that as well. So much so that like Target
• 25:38
  Speaker 9: announced price cuts. Walmart says they're going to be cutting
• 25:41
  Speaker 9: prices on a whole bunch of things to like 11,000
• 25:44
  Speaker 9: different products at Walmart because they're like, we realize everything's
• 25:48
  Speaker 9: so expensive. So people are getting real picky on what
• 25:50
  Speaker 9: they're actually spending their money on. But then it started
• 25:53
  Speaker 9: trending with the no spend reset. Like, yes, no. I
• 25:56
  Speaker 9: can stop spending money, but there are certain things that
• 26:00
  Speaker 9: I will not not spend money on. So, like, if
• 26:04
  Speaker 9: you had to stop spending money on one unnecessary thing
• 26:07
  Speaker 9: for 30 days, what would be embarrassingly difficult to get
• 26:12
  Speaker 9: rid of for you?
• 26:12
  Speaker 6: Unnecessary.
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: Unnecessary.
• 26:14
  Speaker 6: I mean, obviously, you'd be like, well, Netflix, but... I
• 26:18
  Speaker 6: need that.
• 26:18
  Speaker 11: Right.
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: No, that's a great one.
• 26:21
  Speaker 9: That's fabulous.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying.
• 26:24
  Speaker 6: Unnecessary.
• 26:24
  Speaker 9: There's a lot of people that chimed in that were like,
• 26:27
  Speaker 9: I mean, going to get Starbucks or Dutch Bros, my coffee, unnecessary.
• 26:31
  Speaker 9: I should be able to make that at home, but
• 26:33
  Speaker 9: I can't get rid of it.
• 26:34
  Speaker 6: You know what's good? Because I did that. I gave
• 26:37
  Speaker 6: up going to Starbucks, and now I drink the coffee here.
• 26:39
  Speaker 6: So I did it. I'm a successful reset.
• 26:41
  Speaker 9: You had a no-spend reset with your coffee.
• 26:43
  Speaker 6: I'm successful.
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: For me, it's when my kids are over, nobody likes
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: to eat the same thing, and it's DoorDash for me.
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: Because I'll be like, I just jump on my phone
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: and order DoorDash, and I don't have to make anything
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: for you. I need to get rid of it because
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: it's expensive. It's way easier to make sandwiches.
• 26:59
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: And that's kind of like the thing.
• 27:00
  Speaker 9: It's like embarrassingly difficult to get rid of. You know,
• 27:03
  Speaker 9: you know, it's unnecessary.
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: I've done it like within the hour. I'm like, no,
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: I'm not doing that. We can find something here.
• 27:08
  Speaker 7: And then you always, you always fold.
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: And then I'll be like, yeah, my knee hurts. And
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: I don't know what you guys want you to order.
• 27:12
  Speaker 6: Whatever.
• 27:13
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 27:13
  Speaker 8: For me, it would have to be like my vices. Like,
• 27:17
  Speaker 8: Every now and then I feel like I have to
• 27:20
  Speaker 8: go get a cocktail with my friends.
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: Like it is a necessity.
• 27:24
  Speaker 9: Not giving that up.
• 27:26
  Speaker 6: That would be the no set reset. So you'd have
• 27:28
  Speaker 6: to give that up for 30 days.
• 27:29
  Speaker 7: I would have to give that up for 30.
• 27:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 27:30
  Speaker 8: It would be like, it would just be like my
• 27:32
  Speaker 8: habits that like that Zen me out that I really
• 27:35
  Speaker 8: don't need and are probably.
• 27:35
  Speaker 7: Really bad for my body anyway.
• 27:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 27:37
  Speaker 9: And I guess to like complete this, people online have
• 27:40
  Speaker 9: been sharing their challenges, the no spend reset challenges where
• 27:42
  Speaker 9: they do no buy or low buy things where they
• 27:44
  Speaker 9: actually go into the place where they feel it's embarrassingly
• 27:48
  Speaker 9: difficult to get rid of. And they're like, I'm, I'm
• 27:51
  Speaker 9: kind of like a face your fear thing, but like
• 27:53
  Speaker 9: a no spend reset thing. Like you go into Starbucks,
• 27:55
  Speaker 9: but you don't buy anything.
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: Cleo.
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: Cleo.
• 27:58
  Speaker 6: Good morning. You're on the air.
• 28:01
  Speaker 5: Hey, how are you?
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: Hi.
• 28:04
  Speaker 6: What would yours be? No spend reset.
• 28:07
  Speaker 5: Mine would be like personalized things. So if I see
• 28:12
  Speaker 5: a website where I can put my name on it,
• 28:14
  Speaker 5: I'm done. Like I'm in. I must do it. I
• 28:17
  Speaker 5: have personalized, like I sign in my room, my Stanley cup.
• 28:21
  Speaker 5: I have a blanket, key chain, robe, cutting board.
• 28:23
  Speaker 19: It's truly a.
• 28:24
  Speaker 12: Ridiculous ornament with my.
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: Dog's name on it.
• 28:29
  Speaker 5: Do I need this?
• 28:30
  Speaker 18: No.
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: No, you do not. Like a cutting board would work
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: the same without your name on it.
• 28:35
  Speaker 7: But they're cuter when they have your name on it.
• 28:38
  Speaker 14: It's so much cuter.
• 28:39
  Speaker 5: It does it for me. Yes, and personalized things are
• 28:42
  Speaker 5: so much more expensive, but I love them. I love them,
• 28:46
  Speaker 5: and I think I would be depressed. if I couldn't
• 28:48
  Speaker 5: have those things.
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: Makes sense.
• 28:49
  Speaker 6: That's a good thing. That's a good one. That's a
• 28:51
  Speaker 6: good one.
• 28:51
  Speaker 9: That is embarrassing.
• 28:52
  Speaker 6: For me, it's like I relate to you because now
• 28:53
  Speaker 6: for me, it's like also I buy almost all the
• 28:56
  Speaker 6: ads I get on Instagram.
• 28:57
  Speaker 12: Oh, you and my husband.
• 28:58
  Speaker 6: I buy the shirts, especially shirts.
• 29:01
  Speaker 9: You know what he bought the other day? And I
• 29:02
  Speaker 9: was like, are you kidding me? He got an Instagram
• 29:04
  Speaker 9: ad for, you know how he loves Daisy, our dog.
• 29:06
  Speaker 9: It's like his best friend in the whole world. That's
• 29:08
  Speaker 9: his girl. He literally bought this key chain. It looks
• 29:12
  Speaker 9: like a dog, but it's empty. And what it's made
• 29:15
  Speaker 9: for is it's literally you're supposed to put your dog's
• 29:17
  Speaker 9: hair in there so that when your dog does pass away,
• 29:21
  Speaker 9: you have a memento of your dog. And I'm like,
• 29:23
  Speaker 9: Daisy's fine.
• 29:24
  Speaker 20: Like, why did you do that?
• 29:24
  Speaker 9: He's like, I got an Instagram ad.
• 29:26
  Speaker 7: He's like, I'm just saving it for later.
• 29:28
  Speaker 6: We could open the phones all day. I've never heard
• 29:31
  Speaker 6: of that before.
• 29:31
  Speaker 8: I'm like, and what is he going to wear, like,
• 29:33
  Speaker 8: Daisy's hair around his neck?
• 29:35
  Speaker 9: He literally goes, if you find a tuft of Daisy's
• 29:38
  Speaker 9: hair around the house, let me know.
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: I was like, no! Ew!
• 29:43
  Speaker 8: He's going to just be brushing her out and saving
• 29:46
  Speaker 8: every piece of hair. That's so weird.
• 29:48
  Speaker 6: Cleo, thanks for calling in.
• 29:50
  Speaker 5: Thank you so much.
• 29:59
  Speaker 6: Hey, we're into no spend reset. Is that what it's called, Kyle?
• 30:03
  Speaker 6: No spend reset.
• 30:03
  Speaker 9: That's what's trending online where people are being really picky
• 30:06
  Speaker 9: about what they're spending their money on. But we wanted
• 30:08
  Speaker 9: to know what would be embarrassingly difficult to get rid
• 30:12
  Speaker 9: of if you couldn't buy something for 30 days.
• 30:14
  Speaker 6: Keith, what about you? What could you give up for
• 30:16
  Speaker 6: 30 days? No spend reset, Keith.
• 30:19
  Speaker 10: No spend reset, Keith. All right, so here's the thing.
• 30:22
  Speaker 10: I consider myself kind of like a doomsday prepper to
• 30:25
  Speaker 10: a certain degree. And whenever I go to any of
• 30:28
  Speaker 10: these like shops or whatever, I always like to buy
• 30:30
  Speaker 10: those kind of like mini multi-toolkit things that they have, right?
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 30:35
  Speaker 10: I have like, I don't know, 20 of them at
• 30:36
  Speaker 10: this point.
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: I just, I keep buying them.
• 30:38
  Speaker 10: I don't know why I keep buying them. I keep
• 30:40
  Speaker 10: thinking to myself, hey, you never know when you're going
• 30:42
  Speaker 10: to need 14 screwdrivers.
• 30:44
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 30:44
  Speaker 10: I like them. I keep buying them. I keep giving
• 30:46
  Speaker 10: them as gifts to friends and stuff like that. But
• 30:48
  Speaker 10: the funny thing is, Three or four days ago, my
• 30:50
  Speaker 10: neighbor came over and she just bought a new set
• 30:53
  Speaker 10: from Ikea and was like, Hey, I need a screwdriver.
• 30:55
  Speaker 10: And none of my mini screwdrivers actually.
• 30:57
  Speaker 6: Work for a hard drive.
• 30:59
  Speaker 9: None of them work.
• 31:00
  Speaker 10: And now I'm thinking to myself, I have to go
• 31:02
  Speaker 10: buy the large mini toolkits now.
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: Yes, you do.
• 31:04
  Speaker 6: The large mini toolkits.
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: Let me make you more of an addict. Have you
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: heard of the BattleBox subscription? No.
• 31:11
  Speaker 6: What is that?
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: It's for doomsday preppers. And I used to get this,
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: but then I've got too many knives. So what it
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: is is every month they send you like, I don't know,
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: like a … A thermal blanket, a knife.
• 31:23
  Speaker 6: They'll send you like- Every month?
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: Every month. Seems like that's a lot.
• 31:26
  Speaker 9: But like something different. So they'll send you like food
• 31:28
  Speaker 9: that lasts for 40 years.
• 31:28
  Speaker 6: Every month you get a new thermal blanket and a knife.
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: There's some kind of survival thing. Like they might have
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: a way for you to like take water from a
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: lake and make it drinkable.
• 31:36
  Speaker 9: Or like a solar power charger or something like that.
• 31:39
  Speaker 6: Like a Boy Scout stuff.
• 31:40
  Speaker 20: It is.
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: But it's like it's like really cool stuff. And the
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: way they get you is they always put one cool
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: knife in there. And guys, it's like pens and sunglasses.
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: We dig knives and screwdrivers and that's how they get you.
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: But you should join on Battlebox.
• 31:54
  Speaker 6: There you go, Keith.
• 31:55
  Speaker 10: All right.
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: Perfect.
• 31:56
  Speaker 9: I need to get that.
• 31:57
  Speaker 6: Thanks. Did you say Battlebox?
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: Battlebox.
• 32:01
  Speaker 6: Daisy, what about you? No spend reset. What would you
• 32:03
  Speaker 6: give up?
• 32:04
  Speaker 5: Buying coins and lives on Candy Crush and money on
• 32:10
  Speaker 5: my pool game.
• 32:11
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 32:13
  Speaker 6: The Candy Crush thing is addicting.
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: For sure. And for me, for a while, it was
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: the Monopoly game where you could buy triple your money.
• 32:21
  Speaker 7: Oh, so that's how you were cheating, Rich.
• 32:24
  Speaker 8: Thanks for letting everyone know that you were spending your
• 32:27
  Speaker 8: real cash on your fake cash to steal all my
• 32:29
  Speaker 8: fake cash.
• 32:31
  Speaker 17: I remember Peyton being so.
• 32:33
  Speaker 5: Mad about it.
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: Oh, I'm still mad. That was way before I learned
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: how to cheat. That was shady, man.
• 32:43
  Speaker 8: Yesterday morning, I woke up and I looked at my
• 32:45
  Speaker 8: bank and I was down $ 280 million. And I'm like,
• 32:49
  Speaker 8: how does that happen? And I go to my little
• 32:51
  Speaker 8: notifications and none other than Rich Barra stole $ 289 million
• 32:56
  Speaker 8: from me.
• 32:56
  Speaker 6: Is that part of the game stealing?
• 32:58
  Speaker 8: He had a bank heist and he stole all my money.
• 33:01
  Speaker 8: Everybody else who steals money from me, they steal like
• 33:03
  Speaker 8: $ 2 million, $ 4 million.
• 33:06
  Speaker 7: Which is a lot. How did Rich get $ 289 million
• 33:08
  Speaker 7: of my money, right? So I'm set. Rich is cheating
• 33:11
  Speaker 7: at this point.
• 33:12
  Speaker 6: I don't know how he's doing it.
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: No, not cheating.
• 33:13
  Speaker 7: But he is absolutely cheating.
• 33:15
  Speaker 8: I don't care if I'm being a sore loser, but
• 33:17
  Speaker 8: I removed Rich as my friend on the knockoff.
• 33:20
  Speaker 7: You're not my friend anymore.
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: You're just like my children. I wish I could block you.
• 33:24
  Speaker 8: I wish I could block you and you could never
• 33:25
  Speaker 8: request me again. I don't know if you noticed, Richard,
• 33:27
  Speaker 8: but I'm no longer on your board. You can't steal
• 33:30
  Speaker 8: money from me anymore. I'm done with you.
• 33:32
  Speaker 7: I genuinely love you, Rich. I don't want to hate you.
• 33:35
  Speaker 8: And I will hate you if I continue to be
• 33:37
  Speaker 8: friends with you on Monopoly.
• 33:38
  Speaker 6: Does this make you want to play at all, Kyle?
• 33:40
  Speaker 20: No.
• 33:41
  Speaker 6: Same here.
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: Game over. You're just like my kids. My kids won't
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: play Monopoly with me anymore. They call me the Slub Lord.
• 33:47
  Speaker 6: All right, so you said you'd give up. Daisy, you'd
• 33:49
  Speaker 6: give up.
• 33:49
  Speaker 9: It would be hard to give up.
• 33:50
  Speaker 6: Hard to give up Candy Crush for you.
• 33:53
  Speaker 17: It's a dollar here, a dollar there, but, you know.
• 33:55
  Speaker 6: I need some lives. Okay, so the no-spend reset is
• 33:58
  Speaker 6: what's hard to give up, right?
• 34:01
  Speaker 9: The no-spend reset that's trending is that people are challenging
• 34:05
  Speaker 9: themselves to stop spending on unnecessary things. But we're asking,
• 34:09
  Speaker 9: what would be difficult? What would be embarrassingly difficult to
• 34:12
  Speaker 9: give up for 30 days?
• 34:12
  Speaker 6: For me, and I just got the bill the other day,
• 34:15
  Speaker 6: and I didn't realize I was spending this much. So
• 34:17
  Speaker 6: I get Chachapati for free. In fact, I think I
• 34:19
  Speaker 6: was making fun of Rich and Payton because you guys
• 34:21
  Speaker 6: pay the 20 bucks a month. I do. I paid
• 34:23
  Speaker 6: extra for Grok. And that's like $ 49 a month. Dang!
• 34:27
  Speaker 7: That's how Elon's so rich.
• 34:28
  Speaker 9: He's jacking you, bro.
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: I think rock is so much superior.
• 34:33
  Speaker 4: Another one that would be kind of embarrassing.
• 34:35
  Speaker 21: I mean, I spend way too much money on my
• 34:37
  Speaker 21: wrestling hobby.
• 34:39
  Speaker 5: Like, I have Peacock.
• 34:41
  Speaker 4: I have ESPN.
• 34:42
  Speaker 13: I have Netflix.
• 34:45
  Speaker 17: I have all of the channels.
• 34:46
  Speaker 5: I also just got YouTube Premium for no commercials.
• 34:49
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 34:49
  Speaker 5: And then I buy all the new shirts that they
• 34:52
  Speaker 5: come out with.
• 34:53
  Speaker 17: I have a $ 500 replica title belt.
• 34:56
  Speaker 7: Oh, that would be really awesome.
• 34:57
  Speaker 6: We bow down to you, Daisy.
• 34:58
  Speaker 7: You win.
• 34:59
  Speaker 16: Yeah, you win.
• 34:59
  Speaker 6: You win.
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: Everything she spends money on is unnecessary. It's all right.
• 35:04
  Speaker 8: Always.
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, say that to my wife.
• 35:06
  Speaker 13: She'll agree.
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: Right on, Daisy. Get after it, girl.
• 35:10
  Speaker 4: That's funny.
• 35:11
  Speaker 6: Thank you, Daisy.
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: Thank you, guys.
• 35:12
  Speaker 13: Thanks.
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: Have a great day.
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: Bye.
• 35:13
  Speaker 10: Bye.
• 35:14
  Speaker 18: I can't tell you bye.
• 35:16
  Speaker 6: Because I'm not the child.
• 35:19
  Speaker 16: J-I-A.
• 35:22
  Speaker 6: Hey, the drunk dial line, you ever call us is 602-888-1933.
• 35:26
  Speaker 6: You can leave us a voicemail message if you're drunk.
• 35:28
  Speaker 6: If you're not drunk, you can give it out to
• 35:30
  Speaker 6: people if they're hitting on you. 602-888-1933. You can also
• 35:35
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• 35:38
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• 35:40
  Speaker 7: Tap it.
• 35:41
  Speaker 6: Just leave us a drunk dial or a talkback. In fact,
• 35:44
  Speaker 6: here's some right now. You may end up on the radio.
• 35:47
  Speaker 17: So I got invited to hang out with this new group.
• 35:50
  Speaker 6: Of friends that I made. And I texted my friend.
• 35:53
  Speaker 5: And asked if she wanted to ride together.
• 35:55
  Speaker 14: And we found out through the conversation that she wasn't
• 36:00
  Speaker 14: even invited.
• 36:01
  Speaker 4: It was so awkward.
• 36:03
  Speaker 17: I haven't texted her back.
• 36:05
  Speaker 16: I really want to go because I get along with
• 36:08
  Speaker 16: these guys really well.
• 36:09
  Speaker 14: But I also don't want her to be pissed at me.
• 36:11
  Speaker 16: It kind of seems like she wants me to not
• 36:14
  Speaker 16: go because.
• 36:15
  Speaker 4: She wasn't invited.
• 36:17
  Speaker 17: It had nothing to do with me, so I just
• 36:21
  Speaker 17: don't know what to do.
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: Oh, is she a bad friend? She could hang out
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: with the uninvited friend.
• 36:28
  Speaker 8: Well, right, because I mean, if my friend invited me
• 36:31
  Speaker 8: somewhere and it was from a friend of a friend,
• 36:34
  Speaker 8: I would obviously text me, like, do you want to
• 36:35
  Speaker 8: go together?
• 36:36
  Speaker 7: So the fact that they're leaving her out.
• 36:39
  Speaker 9: I don't know.
• 36:39
  Speaker 7: Maybe I would go just to get the tea. Like, why?
• 36:43
  Speaker 6: Or the drama.
• 36:43
  Speaker 7: Or the drama.
• 36:44
  Speaker 8: And then be able to report back and be like, yeah,
• 36:46
  Speaker 8: we actually, neither one of us needs to be friends
• 36:48
  Speaker 8: with them. Yeah.
• 36:50
  Speaker 9: Speaking of condescending remarks, my former sister-in-law always says to me.
• 36:55
  Speaker 14: I'm so glad you have your little career.
• 36:57
  Speaker 6: That makes me feel great.
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: Uh-huh. Little in front of anything.
• 37:01
  Speaker 6: That's so funny. I like that.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: Oh, heck yeah. I don't know whose voice that was,
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: but I love it.
• 37:09
  Speaker 6: Hey, what's up?
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: John Jay and Rich, Kyle, Peyton, Nick, everyone on the radio.
• 37:16
  Speaker 19: This is William.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: There's so much happening tonight right now. I'm in the
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: drive-thru line ordering some chicken menuggies, and I just left
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: the bar, and there's a lady braiding wire into little
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: bugs and scorpions and stuff, and she said, something about
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: pink and something, black and black, whatever.
• 37:35
  Speaker 14: There was a bar fight.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: There was a lot happening. I got a little quartered. Anyway,
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: I think I'm up for my orders. Love you guys.
• 37:45
  Speaker 6: And that's use of the drunk gal line.
• 37:46
  Speaker 8: I thought he said drag queen line. And I was like,
• 37:50
  Speaker 8: where can I go there? Where can I find that?
• 37:53
  Speaker 6: They're all over the place.
• 37:54
  Speaker 8: Well, I want to go to a drag queen drive-thru line.
• 37:59
  Speaker 12: My boyfriend thinks our cat just really likes me more
• 38:02
  Speaker 12: than him.
• 38:02
  Speaker 19: She doesn't.
• 38:04
  Speaker 14: I've been secretly putting treats in my bra before we
• 38:07
  Speaker 14: sit on the couch, so she always.
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: Comes and lays on me.
• 38:09
  Speaker 7: It's literally been like eight months, and this man is genuinely.
• 38:13
  Speaker 12: Hurt that the cat picked me.
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: Great scam.
• 38:19
  Speaker 6: That is so cute.
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: My mother called me freaking out because she lost her
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: wedding ring, and my dad wasn't home, so I went
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: over to help her look.
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: And we.
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: We just tore the whole house apart looking for it.
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: We finally found it inside their cookie jar. And I
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: asked her, how in the world did it get there?
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: And she just said, I don't know. And then my
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: dad walks in and immediately says, oh, I put it there.
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: And apparently every time that they've ever gotten an argument,
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: my dad hides her wedding ring somewhere in the house
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: because he thinks it forces them to make up whenever
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: she needs his help finding it. So they've been married
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: for 32 years. Maybe it's the secret to a long,
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: happy marriage.
• 39:02
  Speaker 8: Wow.
• 39:03
  Speaker 6: Love you guys. Oh, my gosh.
• 39:04
  Speaker 7: That reminds me.
• 39:06
  Speaker 8: When Kadeem and I first got engaged, I would always
• 39:08
  Speaker 8: leave my ring just like out and about. I would
• 39:10
  Speaker 8: take it off, put it on the kitchen counter or wherever.
• 39:12
  Speaker 8: And he used to hide it. He used to hide
• 39:14
  Speaker 8: it from me. And I used to get so mad.
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: To teach you a lesson?
• 39:17
  Speaker 7: But to teach me a lesson to not leave my
• 39:18
  Speaker 7: stuff just laying around. The lesson was taught because why
• 39:22
  Speaker 7: are you taking my stuff?
• 39:23
  Speaker 13: What?
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: So you didn't learn anything.
• 39:25
  Speaker 6: I don't think that was the lesson.
• 39:30
  Speaker 16: The batteries out of the TV remote.
• 39:35
  Speaker 14: I don't need batteries. I have a drawer full of them.
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: I don't know why I do it. At this point,
• 39:41
  Speaker 4: I think this is who I am.
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: Makes sense, because I can't tell you how many hotel
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: rooms I've gone in where the remote doesn't work at all.
• 39:48
  Speaker 6: Because it's got no batteries. You guys, that's the Drunk Outline.
• 39:50
  Speaker 6: Call us, leave us a message, 602-888-1933, or talk back
• 39:52
  Speaker 6: on the free iHeartRadio app. All right, so two days ago,
• 40:03
  Speaker 6: we did Minute to Win It. It was very controversial, right? Because, Rich,
• 40:07
  Speaker 6: remember the question was something about cerebellum?
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: Cerebellum is part of what human organ? And the answer
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: is the brain, and I never heard him say the brain.
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: I heard him say something else.
• 40:17
  Speaker 6: And then he got buzzed, and then his wife has
• 40:21
  Speaker 6: been DMing and calling, saying that she happened to be
• 40:24
  Speaker 6: filming it. We got Debbie and Rob on the line
• 40:28
  Speaker 6: right now. Both of you guys there?
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm here.
• 40:31
  Speaker 6: Oh, Debbie's not there?
• 40:32
  Speaker 13: Oh, she's sitting next to me right now.
• 40:33
  Speaker 6: And that's what was happening the other day, right? She
• 40:35
  Speaker 6: was sitting next to you. Yes. And she was filming you.
• 40:38
  Speaker 6: And so she has sent me a few DMs and
• 40:41
  Speaker 6: so have you. And that because she was filming you,
• 40:44
  Speaker 6: we have actual footage of you actually saying the answer,
• 40:47
  Speaker 6: which was brain, right? Yes. Okay, so let's listen to it.
• 40:52
  Speaker 6: Here we go. Lil Wayne.
• 40:59
  Speaker 13: Three.
• 41:08
  Speaker 9: Of the brain oh that was right away too that
• 41:11
  Speaker 9: was right and your phone cut out so on our
• 41:13
  Speaker 9: end yeah we didn't hear you say anything so i
• 41:15
  Speaker 9: think we were silent and then you kept guessing finally
• 41:18
  Speaker 9: said i guess heart or something like that and that's when.
• 41:21
  Speaker 6: You were buzzed and by the way so so nick
• 41:23
  Speaker 6: nick just to make sure that you weren't reenacting that
• 41:25
  Speaker 6: someone's gonna go nick went and measured it up to
• 41:28
  Speaker 6: the actual audio and nick what do you have Yeah.
• 41:30
  Speaker 11: I may have a little too much time on my
• 41:33
  Speaker 11: hands this morning, so I took the video that we
• 41:36
  Speaker 11: had for Minute to Win It, and I mashed it
• 41:38
  Speaker 11: up with the video of him in the car, and
• 41:42
  Speaker 11: it matches perfectly.
• 41:44
  Speaker 6: Okay, so what we're going to do is we're going
• 41:46
  Speaker 6: to give you a make good, Rob. Will that make
• 41:47
  Speaker 6: you happy? Oh, yeah, definitely. Okay, so we're going to
• 41:50
  Speaker 6: give you 60 seconds to Minute to Win It.
• 41:52
  Speaker 9: John Jay and Rich have $ 1, 000 cash for you from
• 41:55
  Speaker 9: Peoria Ford right now.
• 41:57
  Speaker 16: Minute to win it.
• 41:58
  Speaker 3: Okay, Rob, 60 seconds. No skips. Pay attention. Here we go.
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: What Pixar movie features a rat named Remy who dreams
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: of becoming a chef?
• 42:11
  Speaker 16: Ratatouille.
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: What game show is famous for the phrase, come on down?
• 42:18
  Speaker 6: Price is Right.
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: Gotta catch them all. is the catchphrase associated with what
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: game franchise?
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: Pokemon.
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: The Gateway Arch is located in what U.S.
• 42:30
  Speaker 6: City? Gateway Arch.
• 42:36
  Speaker 17: Oh, God.
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: I want to say.
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: I'm just going to say Arkansas.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: No?
• 42:48
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 42:51
  Speaker 9: Rob's wife was not happy about that answer.
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: Well, that is a state, not a city. It is
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: in St.
• 42:56
  Speaker 6: Louis.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 42:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah, nope, nope. I know I said that wrong. Oh, wrong. Hey,
• 43:01
  Speaker 6: but we gave you a fair shot, right?
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 43:04
  Speaker 6: All right, you did well. That's all I wanted. Yeah.
• 43:07
  Speaker 6: You did well, Rob. What did she say? What did
• 43:09
  Speaker 6: Debbie say?
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: She said, thank you.
• 43:11
  Speaker 6: You're welcome.
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: Oh, you're welcome, guys. We love you, Debbie.
• 43:13
  Speaker 6: We are fair and balanced here. Yeah, we are very fair.
• 43:17
  Speaker 6: Thank you guys for listening. Thank you very much for listening.
• 43:19
  Speaker 6: Thank you guys again. All right. There you go. We
• 43:22
  Speaker 6: made good on Minute to Win It.
• 43:23
  Speaker 15: It's John Jay.
• 43:37
  Speaker 8: And Rich. Hey, Brooke.
• 43:39
  Speaker 6: Good morning.
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: You're on the air.
• 43:40
  Speaker 13: Good morning.
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: Hi.
• 43:42
  Speaker 13: So I was calling you guys because I wanted to
• 43:44
  Speaker 13: tell you about my bird. Hello, bird. I have a
• 43:47
  Speaker 13: little cockatiel, and her nickname is John Jay.
• 43:51
  Speaker 14: Oh.
• 43:53
  Speaker 13: It would make my day if you guys could guess
• 43:56
  Speaker 13: why I would call my little bird John Jay.
• 44:00
  Speaker 9: Especially when you said her name. Her nickname is John Jay. Oh,
• 44:04
  Speaker 9: I got a good one. Is she highly critical of
• 44:07
  Speaker 9: everything you do?
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: Does she like it when plans cancel?
• 44:17
  Speaker 8: No.
• 44:17
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 44:18
  Speaker 9: Does she not like any new friends?
• 44:22
  Speaker 6: True is she a virgo does she just pack and
• 44:25
  Speaker 6: pack and pack until you bleed.
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: Sure does she talk but says the word irregardless.
• 44:33
  Speaker 13: No, so I call her John Jay because she is
• 44:36
  Speaker 13: obsessed with feet.
• 44:39
  Speaker 9: That's hilarious.
• 44:40
  Speaker 6: How did that go there first?
• 44:41
  Speaker 9: Definitely failed that little test.
• 44:44
  Speaker 6: How is she obsessed with feet? What kind of bird
• 44:46
  Speaker 6: is that? I love that bird.
• 44:48
  Speaker 13: So it's a cockatiel. They're the ones with the little
• 44:50
  Speaker 13: yellow feathers on top of their head. But if your
• 44:53
  Speaker 13: toes are out, she will make a beeline to get
• 44:56
  Speaker 13: to your feet. And she doesn't just sit there. No,
• 44:59
  Speaker 13: she licks my toes.
• 45:00
  Speaker 7: Oh, my gosh.
• 45:01
  Speaker 6: Oh, wow.
• 45:02
  Speaker 8: Oh, weird.
• 45:02
  Speaker 7: Little bird tongue.
• 45:04
  Speaker 14: Yeah, it is weird.
• 45:06
  Speaker 13: I didn't know they could do that until I got her.
• 45:09
  Speaker 6: Can you get me a video of that? I'd like
• 45:10
  Speaker 6: to post it on Unfugged Feet and see what it is.
• 45:13
  Speaker 9: That's going to blow up.
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: Are you kidding? That could be the video of the year.
• 45:17
  Speaker 14: Pay me for that, okay?
• 45:20
  Speaker 6: There's a video of Katy Perry of her little puppy
• 45:22
  Speaker 6: licking her toes and it blew up in the foot world.
• 45:24
  Speaker 6: I was like, I wonder if there was a bird
• 45:26
  Speaker 6: licking toes how crazy it would be. That's crazy.
• 45:29
  Speaker 13: Maybe I need to get on one of the apps.
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you do. You might have a whole thing.
• 45:33
  Speaker 9: You've got something here, Brooke.
• 45:35
  Speaker 6: Birdfeet.com. Well, thanks, Brooke. Thank you so much.
• 45:39
  Speaker 13: Yeah, thanks, guys. It was nice talking to you.
• 45:41
  Speaker 14: You too.
• 45:41
  Speaker 6: Thanks. Thanks for listening.
• 45:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 45:43
  Speaker 8: Bye.
• 45:44
  Speaker 6: Hello, Bird.
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: The return of breaking bad news is coming up in
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: less than 15 minutes. First, earlier this week, our phone screener, Dylan,
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: shared her skincare routine. So here's what we want to know.
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: What's the unconventional thing you put on your face to
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: keep yourself beautiful? Sounds weird. We still want to hear
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: from you.
• 46:03
  Speaker 8: 877-937-1047.
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: We'll talk to you after Ariana Grande.
• 46:13
  Speaker 6: John D. Rich, do you remember the other day Dylan,
• 46:16
  Speaker 6: who answers our phones, was telling us about some medicine
• 46:18
  Speaker 6: she put on her face?
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 46:21
  Speaker 6: Hey, Dylan, what was that medicine you put on your face?
• 46:22
  Speaker 6: What was it called?
• 46:23
  Speaker 19: Spironolactone.
• 46:27
  Speaker 6: Okay, and is it actually for your face, right?
• 46:31
  Speaker 18: For your skin, for your acne.
• 46:32
  Speaker 6: Okay, so I got a DM where somebody was asking
• 46:35
  Speaker 6: me what that was. And when I told them, they
• 46:38
  Speaker 6: were like, oh my God, I have fantastic skin and
• 46:42
  Speaker 6: that product is in medicine that I take for something else.
• 46:46
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 46:47
  Speaker 6: And she was like, everyone always compliments my skin. Now
• 46:50
  Speaker 6: I know why it was something else. She was in,
• 46:52
  Speaker 6: she had like, she was taking like some sort of
• 46:53
  Speaker 6: like cholesterol medicine or something. And as a side, it
• 46:56
  Speaker 6: was a side effect. It was like, she's got beautiful skin.
• 46:59
  Speaker 6: So she weren't, when she heard us talking about it,
• 47:00
  Speaker 6: she was asking us what it was. So then Dylan
• 47:02
  Speaker 6: put on Facebook, she was just not for fun to
• 47:04
  Speaker 6: be like, what's something you put on your face. That's
• 47:06
  Speaker 6: just a little different. That works.
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: That's a good question.
• 47:09
  Speaker 6: So Lacey, what is something that you put on your face?
• 47:12
  Speaker 20: So everyone says that you're supposed to, you know, save
• 47:15
  Speaker 20: the leftover pasta water after you, you know, make pasta
• 47:18
  Speaker 20: for the sauce, right? Well, one day I saved some
• 47:22
  Speaker 20: of the pasta water and splashed it on my hand
• 47:24
  Speaker 20: while I was cooking. And I noticed that my skin
• 47:27
  Speaker 20: felt really like soft afterwards. So like the next time
• 47:31
  Speaker 20: I was making pasta, I waited for the literally so smooth.
• 47:38
  Speaker 20: Like I looked up and apparently people use rice and
• 47:42
  Speaker 20: starch water for like beauty stuff. So now like whenever
• 47:45
  Speaker 20: I eat pasta, I just let the water cool and
• 47:47
  Speaker 20: dab it on my face before I shower.
• 47:48
  Speaker 19: And like the saddest like thing is it's about to
• 47:52
  Speaker 19: become a staple product in my routine. So like now
• 47:55
  Speaker 19: I'm just going to have to eat like pasta every
• 47:57
  Speaker 19: night to keep my skin nice.
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.
• 47:59
  Speaker 8: No, what you got to do is just like make
• 48:01
  Speaker 8: the pasta do like extra and then put it in
• 48:04
  Speaker 8: like a little spray bottle or something like that and
• 48:06
  Speaker 8: keep it on your nightstand and just like refresh your
• 48:09
  Speaker 8: face with it.
• 48:09
  Speaker 7: Like you would do a facial mister. That's actually genius.
• 48:12
  Speaker 9: I wonder how, like, good the pasta water stays or
• 48:14
  Speaker 9: if it has, like, a shelf life.
• 48:15
  Speaker 7: Yeah, like, does it separate? You know what I mean?
• 48:18
  Speaker 9: Do you have to put it in the fridge?
• 48:19
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 48:19
  Speaker 21: I don't know.
• 48:20
  Speaker 7: I have questions.
• 48:21
  Speaker 6: How about the Kardashians putting salmon sperm on their face?
• 48:23
  Speaker 6: Remember that one? Yeah, that one's pretty funny.
• 48:24
  Speaker 9: Yeah, Jennifer Aniston did that, too.
• 48:26
  Speaker 6: That's pretty unique.
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
• 48:27
  Speaker 6: That's fun. Lacey, thanks for calling in. Good luck with
• 48:29
  Speaker 6: that pasta thing on your face.
• 48:32
  Speaker 11: Thanks.
• 48:34
  Speaker 6: Kendall, what about you? What's something weird you put on
• 48:36
  Speaker 6: your skin and it worked?
• 48:39
  Speaker 21: Okay, so I saw this TikTok of someone using like
• 48:43
  Speaker 21: the whites of an egg to use as like a
• 48:46
  Speaker 21: face patch or like a.
• 48:47
  Speaker 5: Liquid band-aid type of thing.
• 48:49
  Speaker 21: And I thought it was completely gross and insane. But
• 48:53
  Speaker 21: then I was making eggs one day and I got
• 48:55
  Speaker 21: this like tiny, I don't know what it was. It
• 48:57
  Speaker 21: was like a bump or a cut next to my nose.
• 49:00
  Speaker 21: And so I was like, you know what? I'm just
• 49:01
  Speaker 21: going to try it because I don't have any like
• 49:03
  Speaker 21: band-aids or anything nearby.
• 49:05
  Speaker 4: Um, so I did it, I forgot about it.
• 49:07
  Speaker 21: And then like an hour or two later, it literally
• 49:10
  Speaker 21: just like peeled off my skin, like.
• 49:12
  Speaker 4: A, like a pimple patch thing.
• 49:14
  Speaker 5: And when I took it off the skin underneath.
• 49:16
  Speaker 14: Looked like so good, like surprisingly good.
• 49:19
  Speaker 21: And now every time like I make eggs or like
• 49:22
  Speaker 21: I crack an egg, I'm like looking at the whites
• 49:24
  Speaker 21: and kind of, I don't know, I kind of get the.
• 49:26
  Speaker 5: Urge to do it again because it worked so well.
• 49:29
  Speaker 4: But it's weird, right?
• 49:31
  Speaker 6: No, it's not weird because just hearing you tell this story,
• 49:33
  Speaker 6: you just like unlocked a core memory for me as
• 49:36
  Speaker 6: a kid. My mom went to beauty school. And she
• 49:39
  Speaker 6: would always practice her hair stuff on me, dyeing my hair,
• 49:42
  Speaker 6: do whatever. But I remember, because when you're beauty school,
• 49:45
  Speaker 6: you do the esthetician thing. And I remember, now I
• 49:48
  Speaker 6: hear her little Mexican accent, Mijito, let me put a
• 49:50
  Speaker 6: mask on you. And she made a mask. It was
• 49:53
  Speaker 6: egg whites. And she put egg whites all over my face.
• 49:56
  Speaker 6: And then it got like hard and crunchy. And I
• 49:58
  Speaker 6: was so irritated. And she would do it like every
• 50:01
  Speaker 6: couple of weeks, I'd have to have a mask on
• 50:02
  Speaker 6: my face. And you guys, does this sound familiar to
• 50:04
  Speaker 6: you guys?
• 50:04
  Speaker 9: I feel like I remember that being a thing.
• 50:08
  Speaker 6: It gets all hard and crunchy.
• 50:09
  Speaker 9: I also remember people using eggs on their hair. Like
• 50:14
  Speaker 9: something eggs with hair.
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: That makes sense because there's protein in it.
• 50:18
  Speaker 9: Maybe I'm off base there. But I feel like I
• 50:21
  Speaker 9: remember something like that.
• 50:22
  Speaker 3: You've heard of beer in your hair?
• 50:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 50:24
  Speaker 4: So eggs on your face.
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: Maybe the egg on your face, maybe that's where that
• 50:27
  Speaker 3: came from. It's a beauty school thing.
• 50:29
  Speaker 6: Literally, unlock the memory. I completely thought about that. Not
• 50:32
  Speaker 6: thought about that.
• 50:33
  Speaker 9: Well, you've got great skin now, so maybe.
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: That's part of it.
• 50:36
  Speaker 6: Don't I have great skin? Skin better now. Now it's
• 50:38
  Speaker 6: skin better and other things. All right. Well, thanks for
• 50:40
  Speaker 6: calling in, Kendall.
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: Thank you so much, guys. Eggs and pasta water. That's
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: the secret.
• 50:45
  Speaker 6: You know what's funny, too? It's been in this segment.
• 50:48
  Speaker 6: so many opportunities for dirty jokes and nobody took them.
• 50:52
  Speaker 13: Yeah, good job.
• 50:52
  Speaker 9: I'm glad you were reserved.
• 50:54
  Speaker 6: Thank you. I thought of them.
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: I thought of a lot of them. Do you want
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: to just get one out?
• 50:58
  Speaker 8: No.
• 50:58
  Speaker 6: No way. But I'll tell you what's going to happen
• 51:02
  Speaker 6: because it's happened before. We've talked about something similar to this.
• 51:05
  Speaker 6: It's going to pop up on my Instagram, these dirty things,
• 51:08
  Speaker 6: and then I'll send them to my wife and then
• 51:09
  Speaker 6: she'll get mad. Hey, man, why don't we try this?
• 51:12
  Speaker 6: Apparently it's good for your skin.
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: Huh?
• 51:13
  Speaker 6: What do you say, kiddo? What do you say? Huh?
• 51:16
  Speaker 6: John Jay and Rich. All right, it's time for a
• 51:24
  Speaker 6: very special Breaking Bad News.
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: Ooh, been a minute.
• 51:27
  Speaker 6: It's been a minute. This has been kind of going
• 51:29
  Speaker 6: on for a while. Hannah's on the line. She wants
• 51:32
  Speaker 6: to do a Breaking Bad News to her mom. But
• 51:34
  Speaker 6: there's a whole setup to this, obviously. But part of
• 51:36
  Speaker 6: it was that she was living. Hannah, what's the story?
• 51:38
  Speaker 6: You're living in London?
• 51:40
  Speaker 12: Yep, I live in London, England, but I'm originally from
• 51:43
  Speaker 12: the Phoenix area. And so my mom and I have
• 51:45
  Speaker 12: been listening to your show for over 20 years. And
• 51:48
  Speaker 12: so she is a big, big fan and she is
• 51:51
  Speaker 12: about to turn 60 and she is convinced that because
• 51:55
  Speaker 12: I'm in the U.S. right now in Texas looking at
• 51:57
  Speaker 12: wedding venues that I am coming to surprise her for
• 52:00
  Speaker 12: her birthday next week. So I thought this would be
• 52:04
  Speaker 12: a great opportunity to get her on the line and
• 52:06
  Speaker 12: do something that she's obsessed with. And she thinks that
• 52:11
  Speaker 12: she's hopeful that I'm flying out on Monday morning for
• 52:14
  Speaker 12: her birthday. The bad news is that I'm not flying
• 52:18
  Speaker 12: out on Monday. I'm actually flying out on Saturday. And
• 52:21
  Speaker 12: we are going to go to the movies together instead
• 52:24
  Speaker 12: of her and her friends going to the movies.
• 52:26
  Speaker 6: Okay, so you're going to surprise her a couple days early. Yeah.
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: That's cute.
• 52:29
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 52:30
  Speaker 3: Okay. That's cute. So instead of her thinking maybe you
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: won't see her at all, although she was hoping for
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: a surprise, you're going to hit her right away. You're
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: going to be there sooner than she can ever imagine.
• 52:41
  Speaker 19: Exactly.
• 52:41
  Speaker 12: And I think that she's going to be really disappointed
• 52:43
  Speaker 12: at first because she's going to think that we're telling
• 52:46
  Speaker 12: her that I'm not coming. And then I think she's
• 52:48
  Speaker 12: just going to be so excited that I will be
• 52:50
  Speaker 12: there and that she's on the air with you guys.
• 52:52
  Speaker 6: We have Hannah on the phone, and you know she's
• 52:54
  Speaker 6: coming to visit you. Yeah, but she has some bad
• 52:57
  Speaker 6: news she wants to tell you, but she picked one
• 52:58
  Speaker 6: of us to do it for you.
• 53:00
  Speaker 12: Don't tell her that I'm coming to visit at all.
• 53:02
  Speaker 12: Just say, in Texas, she wanted to talk to you
• 53:06
  Speaker 12: on the air and break some bad news.
• 53:07
  Speaker 6: Does she know that you're in Texas already, or does
• 53:09
  Speaker 6: she think you're still in London?
• 53:11
  Speaker 12: She knows I'm in Texas.
• 53:12
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 53:13
  Speaker 12: And I think you should have her guess what the
• 53:15
  Speaker 12: bad news is, too.
• 53:16
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 53:16
  Speaker 12: I think that would be hilarious.
• 53:17
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: You want to torture your poor mom.
• 53:20
  Speaker 6: Who wants to do the bad news? Kyle does.
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: Kyle's got it.
• 53:23
  Speaker 6: You got it?
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: I volunteer, Kyle.
• 53:26
  Speaker 9: Poor mama.
• 53:27
  Speaker 6: So it'll be like, what's your mom's name, Hannah?
• 53:30
  Speaker 14: Beth.
• 53:30
  Speaker 4: Beth.
• 53:31
  Speaker 6: So you're going to be like, Beth. But don't we
• 53:32
  Speaker 6: just say mom? Right, right. So you rip it open, mom.
• 53:35
  Speaker 6: So what's the bad news? Mom, you're not going to
• 53:37
  Speaker 6: go see Verity with your friends tomorrow.
• 53:40
  Speaker 12: I'm not coming to see you on your birthday.
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: Hannah's been thinking about this. Hannah's a planner. I have.
• 53:46
  Speaker 12: I'm not messing around with this.
• 53:48
  Speaker 6: Hold on. I'm not coming to see you on your birthday.
• 53:51
  Speaker 9: On Monday.
• 53:52
  Speaker 6: Why do you say Monday? Is her birthday Monday?
• 53:55
  Speaker 4: Her birthday's Monday.
• 53:55
  Speaker 6: Let's just say on your birthday because she knows it's
• 53:57
  Speaker 6: on Monday.
• 53:58
  Speaker 20: Okay.
• 53:58
  Speaker 6: I'm not coming to see you on your birthday. And
• 54:00
  Speaker 6: then pause. And then pause. Because she's going to be like, what?
• 54:04
  Speaker 9: You're not?
• 54:05
  Speaker 5: How sad.
• 54:06
  Speaker 9: And then let her react, react, react. And then, hold on,
• 54:09
  Speaker 9: there's more.
• 54:09
  Speaker 6: Hold on, there's more. Okay. I'm going to see you tomorrow, mommy.
• 54:14
  Speaker 6: Like that. Does that sound right, Hannah?
• 54:16
  Speaker 12: Yep, that sounds perfect.
• 54:18
  Speaker 6: Okay. Let's call Beth. So you stay quiet for a second.
• 54:25
  Speaker 16: Okay.
• 54:34
  Speaker 5: Hello?
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: Hey, is Beth there, please? This is Beth. Hey, Beth,
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: it's John Jane Rich. How's it going?
• 54:41
  Speaker 6: Oh, good.
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: Can we put you on the radio for just a moment, please?
• 54:45
  Speaker 6: Sure. Beth, what city are you in right now?
• 54:49
  Speaker 13: I am in Queen Creek.
• 54:50
  Speaker 21: Oh, good.
• 54:51
  Speaker 6: I understand you listen to our show every once in
• 54:52
  Speaker 6: a while.
• 54:54
  Speaker 13: Yes.
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: Somebody really should.
• 54:57
  Speaker 6: You're what? Say that again.
• 54:59
  Speaker 19: I said, I'm guessing my daughter put you up to this.
• 55:01
  Speaker 6: She did because we have a segment on our show
• 55:04
  Speaker 6: called Breaking Bad News. We haven't done it in a while.
• 55:06
  Speaker 6: Have you heard of it?
• 55:07
  Speaker 9: Oh, yeah.
• 55:09
  Speaker 6: Well, what are you laughing at, Beth? What are you
• 55:11
  Speaker 6: laughing at, Beth?
• 55:14
  Speaker 5: Oh, is she pregnant?
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: Why is that bad news?
• 55:18
  Speaker 7: Sometimes people don't want babies right now, Rich, and that's fine.
• 55:22
  Speaker 9: She knows this segment is what she's saying.
• 55:24
  Speaker 6: So here's the deal. Here's the deal, Beth. Your daughter, Hannah,
• 55:26
  Speaker 6: is on the line with us right now. Before you
• 55:29
  Speaker 6: guys say hi, I just want to let you know
• 55:30
  Speaker 6: that there is some bad news she wants to deliver
• 55:32
  Speaker 6: to you. She asked us to do it. We have
• 55:35
  Speaker 6: the bad news written, and it's in an envelope.
• 55:38
  Speaker 8: And.
• 55:39
  Speaker 6: Kyle is probably going to read it to you when
• 55:41
  Speaker 6: the time comes, but not now you can see. So
• 55:44
  Speaker 6: it is some bad news and she's been wanting to
• 55:47
  Speaker 6: tell you this for a while. We didn't know how
• 55:48
  Speaker 6: to do it. So Hannah, you want to say hi
• 55:50
  Speaker 6: to your mom?
• 55:51
  Speaker 13: Hi mom.
• 55:53
  Speaker 12: Hi honey.
• 55:57
  Speaker 6: Okay. So Hannah, are you okay hearing the bad news?
• 56:01
  Speaker 14: Yep.
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: I'm ready.
• 56:02
  Speaker 6: And I want you to know that I'm sorry, Beth,
• 56:04
  Speaker 6: are you ready for the bad news?
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: Yes, I am.
• 56:06
  Speaker 12: There's nothing she could say or do that would, be
• 56:09
  Speaker 12: that bad.
• 56:09
  Speaker 6: So I'm ready.
• 56:10
  Speaker 9: Okay.
• 56:10
  Speaker 6: Well, I just want to let you know, if it
• 56:12
  Speaker 6: does cause an emotional reaction and you're going to cry
• 56:15
  Speaker 6: or something, just take your time. Don't worry about it. Okay. Okay. Okay. Kyle,
• 56:19
  Speaker 6: whenever you're ready.
• 56:21
  Speaker 9: Okay, Beth, I have it right here. Okay, Beth, here
• 56:25
  Speaker 9: we go. Mom, I know you were expecting me to,
• 56:30
  Speaker 9: but I'm not coming to see you on your birthday.
• 56:33
  Speaker 13: Okay. I really wasn't expecting you to honey.
• 56:37
  Speaker 3: It would have been nice, but Well, I know.
• 56:40
  Speaker 12: That you just, you keep telling your friends that you
• 56:42
  Speaker 12: thought I was going to come and surprise you since
• 56:44
  Speaker 12: I'm in Texas. And I just didn't want you to
• 56:48
  Speaker 12: get your hopes up.
• 56:49
  Speaker 9: Beth, there's actually more on this, the letter. Okay. So
• 56:54
  Speaker 9: after it says, I'm not coming to see you on
• 56:56
  Speaker 9: your birthday, it says, I'll actually be seeing you tomorrow.
• 57:03
  Speaker 19: Really?
• 57:04
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 57:07
  Speaker 12: You have plans to go see the movies tomorrow? You
• 57:09
  Speaker 12: have plans to go to the movies with your friends,
• 57:11
  Speaker 12: but I'm going to be there. We're going to go
• 57:13
  Speaker 12: see the movie.
• 57:14
  Speaker 20: Okay.
• 57:17
  Speaker 13: That's amazing.
• 57:19
  Speaker 20: I'm crying.
• 57:23
  Speaker 14: Is J.D.
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: Coming too?
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: J.D.
• 57:24
  Speaker 12: 's my fiance. He's not coming. It is just going
• 57:28
  Speaker 12: to be me, but we're going to have a lot
• 57:30
  Speaker 12: of fun. And what's really funny is that a couple
• 57:34
  Speaker 12: weeks ago, I made you dinner reservations for Sunday night.
• 57:39
  Speaker 12: And then my brother texted me earlier this week and
• 57:42
  Speaker 12: said that mom made dinner reservations for her and the
• 57:44
  Speaker 12: family at the same restaurant at the same time on Sunday.
• 57:49
  Speaker 12: I have another reservation that includes me.
• 57:52
  Speaker 13: What a fun family you guys have.
• 57:58
  Speaker 6: And that's breaking bad news.
• 58:00
  Speaker 5: This is a very best treat for me.
• 58:04
  Speaker 6: I know. You know, the original plan was to have her,
• 58:07
  Speaker 6: you were going to open the door and she'd be outside.
• 58:09
  Speaker 6: That would have been amazing. I know, but we couldn't
• 58:11
  Speaker 6: get the flight arranged in time. All right. Anyway, happy birthday, Beth.
• 58:15
  Speaker 6: Thanks for listening, you guys.
• 58:17
  Speaker 5: Oh, I love you guys so much.
• 58:18
  Speaker 17: You guys make my day every single day. So, thank you.
• 58:22
  Speaker 18: I'll see you tomorrow, Ham.
• 58:24
  Speaker 7: See you, Mom.
• 58:25
  Speaker 13: Thank you, guys.
• 58:26
  Speaker 3: Love you.
• 58:27
  Speaker 9: Love you.
• 58:28
  Speaker 4: Love you.
• 58:30
  Speaker 10: Bye.
• 58:31
  Speaker 9: Are you following us on Insta at John.
• 58:33
  Speaker 4: Jay and Rich?
• 58:34
  Speaker 6: Hit us up and get caught up in the lore
• 58:36
  Speaker 6: of the doom scroll.
• 58:37
  Speaker 8: Okay, John Jay and Rich, I actually need your guys'
• 58:39
  Speaker 8: help specifically for this because apparently men have found the
• 58:43
  Speaker 8: ultimate loophole for getting out of doing literally anything around
• 58:47
  Speaker 8: the house, and it's going number two. So this divorce coach,
• 58:51
  Speaker 8: her name's Olivia Howell, she basically went viral because she
• 58:54
  Speaker 8: says that men are now doing weaponized pooping. So, like,
• 58:58
  Speaker 8: before you kind of, like, roll your eyes, like, basically, some, like,
• 59:02
  Speaker 8: what men are doing are saying that the bathroom is
• 59:04
  Speaker 8: the perfect escape hatch. So, like, if think about it,
• 59:08
  Speaker 8: if like your husband, like if you need him in
• 59:09
  Speaker 8: the garage, like if you need him, you got to
• 59:11
  Speaker 8: go find him in the garage. You can't tell him
• 59:12
  Speaker 8: to get off off the couch. But when it's time
• 59:15
  Speaker 8: to do some chores, where's your husband always at?
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: The bathroom.
• 59:20
  Speaker 8: Always in the bathroom. And you can't tell a grown
• 59:22
  Speaker 8: man like, no, you can't go to the bathroom. So
• 59:25
  Speaker 8: the second that he says I have to go to
• 59:26
  Speaker 8: the bathroom, he's kind of untouchable.
• 59:29
  Speaker 9: Yeah, that's really annoying. Scott disappears all the time. And
• 59:32
  Speaker 9: I'm like, where the heck is he? And then I
• 59:34
  Speaker 9: walked in. Oh, sure enough, there he is in the bathroom.
• 59:36
  Speaker 3: Cool.
• 59:37
  Speaker 6: And what's not he doing?
• 59:39
  Speaker 3: Everything. Oh, really?
• 59:40
  Speaker 9: No, just kidding. He does a lot, but it does
• 59:42
  Speaker 9: just disappear. Oh, I'm like making four different dinners for everybody.
• 59:46
  Speaker 9: There's like crap all over the house. It's like chaos
• 59:49
  Speaker 9: is ensuing. And I'm like, you know, it would be
• 59:51
  Speaker 9: really helpful if my husband is around. But no, he's...
• 59:54
  Speaker 9: sitting on the toilet.
• 59:54
  Speaker 3: How long is the how long are these escapades where
• 59:57
  Speaker 3: like where people are noticing like hey he's been gone
• 59:59
  Speaker 3: for like 10 20 minutes.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 8: Well exactly and so well kind of the idea is
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 8: that it's not intentional like when you go to the
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 8: bathroom you probably do have to go to the bathroom
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 8: but you bring your phone in there and now your
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 8: four minute poo has turned into a 37 minute poo
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 8: like i said.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 9: You don't think it's intentional i kind of feel like
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 9: it is.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 6: Intentional A 37-minute poop, by the way, is really bad.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 6: It's unhealthy for you.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 3: She's not wrong.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 6: The guy's already home and then it's time to do something.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 6: He says, I gotta go to the bathroom. Or is
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 6: it like he comes home from work and he goes
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 6: right into the bathroom?
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 7: Could be either or.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 8: It's just that you're weaponizing the restroom to get out
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 8: of doing stuff.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 7: Around the house.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 6: I do that when we are at events. That was
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 6: my thing. I would go hide in the bathroom. All
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 6: the listeners know it. Everybody knows. I would just always
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 6: go to the bathroom.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 9: Yeah, if anyone wanted to, like, talk to you, they're like,
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 9: we'll just go to the bathroom.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 3: Do you know how many times Kyle and I have
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 3: said hello to listeners? They're like, was John Jay.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 9: Hiding in the bathroom? I'm not wrong.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 3: It's true.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 6: I know. Anyway. Okay, Peyton, is there more to this test?
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 8: No, I mean, yeah, just to that theory. I mean,
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 8: women have it, too. So, like, maybe it could be like, oh,
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 8: I'm putting laundry away. Meanwhile, we're, like, laying down on bed, like,
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 8: watching TikTok.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 9: Yeah. I don't think we get away with that.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 6: I saw this thing the other day where it was
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 6: like certain rules. I can't remember what it was on Instagram.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 6: Certain rules. And it was like one rule was that
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 6: the person who makes dinner shouldn't have to do the dishes.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 6: Right? And I just saw that a couple days ago.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 6: And it bothered me so much. And then my wife
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 6: last night made dinner. And then I sat on the couch.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 6: And then she did the dishes.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 9: That was like a huge argument between my dad and
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 9: my stepmom for a very long time. Like it like
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 9: almost broke them. Like she's like, would get so frustrated.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 9: Like if I go through the trouble and I am
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 9: making dinner, the least you could do is help clean up.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I know. It feels so right. But then I
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 6: went and sat on the couch and watched TV and
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 6: I felt so bad. And then I kind of got,
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 6: now when I fed the dogs, you know, and I
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 6: was like, oh yeah, I fed the dogs. You know,
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 6: but I felt like so.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 9: Anytime I make dinner and then I'm cleaning up the
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 9: dishes afterwards, I definitely evil eye everyone in the house.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 6: Okay, but you do make dinner and do the dishes
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 6: and then you evil eye.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 9: Yeah, and I get pissed about it.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 6: You do what?
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 9: And then I get real angry about it.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 6: Do you say something? Are you angry for the whole night?
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 9: Like usually afterwards, I'll be like passive aggressive, but I'm like,
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 9: don't worry guys, I cleaned up too. I did make
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 9: you dinner, but I also cleaned up your welcome.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 6: So like I went to bed last night. So when
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 6: this happened last night, I went to bed last night
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 6: and there's a, when we go to bed, there's like
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 6: a whole routine and we have this one dog taco
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 6: and taco sleeps in the laundry room. And he's usually
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 6: the last dog you put away. And I was upstairs
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 6: and my wife was doing her thing in the hot tub.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 6: And I was like, I should go back downstairs and
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 6: put taco away for hers. Cause she made dinner and
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 6: she did the dishes. And then I go downstairs and
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 6: I see her coming up. I go, I'm going to
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 6: go put taco away. She's like, I already put taco away.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 6: And I'm like, Oh, okay. And then I thought, Is
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 6: there a chance there's going to be sex? Probably not.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 6: And there wasn't.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 3: There was none. See?
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 6: There was none. There was nothing like that. Not at all.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 3: There's no games played in my house. I was actually
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 3: loading the dishwasher last night and Stacy walks up to
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 3: me and she's like, oh, I was going to do that,
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 3: but I don't want to.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 7: At least she's honest about it.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 6: I'm very honest all the time.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 7: I'm very transparent.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 13: Totally.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 3: Totally communicative.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 6: What are, what do we call that? What are the,
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 6: what are those rules? Like, what can we call, what
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 6: if we put together our own list? Cause I would
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 6: like that.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 7: Unspoken.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 6: But like, no, like, like I was just like things
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 6: you stand on. Is that how you say it? Yeah.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 8: Like standing 10 toes down on.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 6: 10 toes down that whoever makes dinner should not have
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 6: to do the dishes.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 10: Bang.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 6: That's one.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 7: You're all in. Like there's no change in your mind.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 3: On that what's another rule i know in my house
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 3: it's like i'm i'm the one who takes out the
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 3: trash i'm the trash person it's.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 6: I'm the one who knocks which is the line it's
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 6: not i'm the one who takes out the trash that
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 6: would have changed the danger that would have changed breaking
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 6: bad i'm the one that takes out the.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 3: Trash like nobody else apparently knows where the trash can
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 3: is just me there's only.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 8: One thing that i feel like in our house that
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 8: i'm like i am not doing that everything else i
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 8: pretty much do I don't like to, like, roll up
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 8: my own joints.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 3: Pass.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 7: That's a male thing.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 6: Same in my house.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 8: Yeah. I'm not doing that.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 6: I'm not doing that.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 7: I don't want to touch it and make your hands sticky.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 9: My thing is, is, like, if there's anything going on
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 9: with our cars, Sky has to take care of it.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 9: He has to take care of that.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 6: That's good.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 3: I can't do it.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 13: Okay.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 6: So, ten toes down that whoever makes dinner should never
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 6: do the dishes. For Peyton specifically, you don't roll your
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 6: own joints.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 6: And Kyle is kind of like the blue job.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 9: Cars are a blue job.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 3: Cars are a blue job. I think birthdays are the
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 3: wife job. You shouldn't have to remember everybody's birthday. I'm
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 3: not going to remember those.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 7: I put the.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 8: Birthdays in the calendar and Kadeem literally tells me, stop.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 8: I don't care if it's their birthday.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 3: He would agree with me.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 6: So if there's something else that you stand 10 toes
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 6: down on, maybe we could put like an Instagram graphic
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 6: and post it on. Here are the rules. What we
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 6: believe are the specific rules. We'll see. Text us. Text
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 6: what you stand 10 toes down on to JJR96893. Put
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 6: JJR on the front. All right, we're going to play
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 6: a game. Good morning, Lisa. How are you?
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 14: It's Lissa.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 10: I'm good.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 6: Oh, Lissa. I'm sorry. You know, there's two S's here.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 6: I'm so sorry.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 13: I know.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 3: It throws everybody off.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 9: I know.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 8: I know.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 6: We're going to play a game. You're going to be
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 6: our contestant. You down to play?
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 3: Absolutely. I'm so excited.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 6: Okay. What game are we playing, you guys?
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 7: We're playing Impostor.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 8: So, Lissa, Nick, our producer, has secretly picked one person
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 8: in the studio to be the impostor. The rest of
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 8: us in the room have all gotten the same word
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 8: or the same phrase, and we are going to describe
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 8: the word without saying it. But the thing is, Lissa,
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 8: one of us is lying. One of us is not
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 8: telling the truth and is the imposter, and you are
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 8: the one.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 7: Who has to figure out who it is.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 7: Awesome.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 8: So you get to pick out of John Jay, Rich, Kyle,
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 8: or me, Peyton, on who you want to start us off.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 13: Let's start off with John Jay.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 6: Princess. Ghost.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 7: Crispine.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 3: Pregnant.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 6: The Dark Knight.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 3: Anthropology.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 7: Headboard.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 3: Meryl.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 6: Catwoman.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 3: Candy.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 4: My childhood.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 9: Iconic.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 6: Diary.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 3: Neighborhood.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 8: Okay, Lissa, do you have any idea on who in
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 8: the room is the imposter?
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 12: My gut is telling me that Kyle is the imposter.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 6: I am not the imposter.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 8: So Kyle knows the topic... and the trend, and the word.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 8: Shall we begin again?
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 7: John Jay, start us off.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 6: Odyssey.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 3: Lantern.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 5: Brunette.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 9: Red stiletto.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 6: Did someone say pregnant already? Pregnant. Oh, man. Oh, Days
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 6: of Thunder.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 3: Top Gun.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 7: Tom Holland's mom.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 3: Devil.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 6: Tom Cruise.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 7: Any other guesses now, Alyssa? Can't be Kyle.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 8: Who do you think is saying the most out of, like, normal?
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 14: I think it's Rich.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 13: I think it's Rich.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 3: What do you think the topic is, by the way?
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 12: I have no idea.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 6: Do you know what it is, Rich?
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 3: No, I have no idea. Oh, you were right.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 6: I know, but sometimes you catch on, and I was
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 6: wondering if you were going to try. I knew immediately
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 6: that you were the imposter, but I was like, you
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 6: weren't even trying to figure it out.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 3: No, I was, but I couldn't figure out where you
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 3: were going, like, Well, here's what I was trying to do.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 3: I was trying to think of what Nick would pick,
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 3: and I thought he was going to pick a Halloween thing.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 6: So I just went in deep right away. So let
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 6: me see if Rich can get what it is. Okay,
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 6: so Princess, Diaries, Dark Knight. And Hathaway. And Hathaway.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 9: You got it.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 6: That's it.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 9: That was the topic.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 6: All right, so Alyssa, you win.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 7: Yay!
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 6: But I wasn't sure what your prize was. Do you
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 6: want tickets to Becky G at the Arizona State Fair,
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 6: or would you like to go see Matt Rife?
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 9: Oh, my God.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 10: Matt Rife, please.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 6: Okay, great.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 5: Hold on.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 6: We will set you up. Hold on.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 3: Oh, sorry.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 6: Cut you off. Matt Rife. I got this DM from Yvette.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 6: And she goes, you guys should do worse things about
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 6: an ex for Matt Rife tickets. My ex murdered someone
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 6: and got away with it.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 4: Dang.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 6: It's online. I can win. Please. I said, explain, please.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 6: And she goes, she sent me a link to the story.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 6: And then I'm like, wow. She gave me your phone number.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 6: The problem is we're all out of Matt Rife tickets.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 6: So I wonder if, let me see if I got
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 6: an idea.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 8: Hey, Yvette. Yes.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 6: Okay, let me ask you something. So your message says
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 6: this great idea for Matt Rife tickets, right?
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, you don't even know. He's on my
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 4: bucket list.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 6: That would be.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 4: The second person I've gone to see because my kids
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 4: paid for Mary J. Blige already this year, you know,
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 4: on my 50th birthday.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 6: How do you, how do you, how do you, is
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 6: Becky G on your bucket list?
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 4: Becky G, no. It would be not right.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 16: Oh, no.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 4: That would be to my kids. Then I would have
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 4: to hand it down to them. And I ain't trying
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 4: to win for them. They can win on their damn own.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right. You got your own stories.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 6: I got you, Rebecca.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 13: I'm working hard on this.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 3: Hold on.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 6: Hold on. Okay, hold on.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 4: That's why I win it for me.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 6: All right, hold on. The story that you have about
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 6: your ex killing someone, that's a true story, right?
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 4: That is a true story. Like, it's online. Like, I'm
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 4: not even lying. Like, I literally drove him to the
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 4: bus station to go back to that damn place where
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 4: he needs to be.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 6: Okay. I have an idea because we want to hear
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 6: your story. But I'm telling you right now, we're all
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 6: out of Matt Rife tickets. But I can call somebody
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 6: to see if they have. Let me see. Just hold on.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 6: I'm going to call.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 4: Listen.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 8: Listen.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 4: Listen, Linda.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 6: Okay. Hold on. Hold on.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 4: So, like, my story is.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 8: Hold on.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 3: Hold on a second. Hold on a minute.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 6: Oh, I'm trying to get, I'm trying to call the
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 6: person in charge of.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 7: Hello?
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 6: Hey, Mo.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 12: Hi.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 6: Hey, what's up? Hey, so you're on the radio with us,
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 6: by the way, real quick. We're about to hear an
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 6: incredible story, but she wants the Matt Rife tickets for it.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 6: Do we have an extra pair? I know. It involves murder.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 4: Wait, wait, wait.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 6: What did you say? What did you say, Mo? Yeah.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 6: I honestly don't know if I have another pair.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 9: I know.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 8: Yeah, this is.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 12: Catching me off guard here.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 4: You know what? Let me tell you something about.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 6: Hold on, Yvette.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 3: Hold on.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 6: She can't hear you. Hold on, Yvette. Yvette, hold on.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: Hold on.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 6: Mo can't hear you, Yvette.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 3: Hold on.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 6: Hold on. Hold on. Only we can hear. You can't hear. Okay,
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 6: so wait, wait.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 3: It's like a ghost.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 6: So, Mo, she has this... Yvette's on the line, and
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 6: she goes, I've got this great story to tell you.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 4: Mo, Mo, Mo, let me tell you.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 6: Yvette, she can't hear you. Hold on.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 3: Hold on.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 6: Hold on, Yvette. Hold on. So Yvette's ex killed somebody
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 6: and she's going to tell us a story. We can
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 6: get her a Matt Rife ticket. So I was like,
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 6: we call you first. She won't take Becky G. I
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 6: think we can get her Becky G, but no.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 9: I can definitely get her Becky G.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 3: But it has to be Matt Rife.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 8: I'm 15 years old.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 4: You think I want.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 6: To see Becky G? Hold on, Yvette.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 9: I can't hear the story.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 6: I know, I know. So if you get tickets, let
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 6: me know. Text me or call me back, will you? Yeah,
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 6: for sure. Okay, thank you, Mo. Thank you. That's Mo,
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 6: our marketing director, you guys. Okay, Yvette, now, we don't
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 6: have them yet. You still want us to... I can
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 6: tell you this. We've never done this before, but you
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 6: can tell us the story, and if we get an
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 6: extra pair, they're yours. Mo's working on it.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 12: Oh, my God.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 4: Let me tell you that Matt Rice would be on this,
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 4: because do you know who I would take?
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 5: Who?
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 8: Um.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 4: The father of my five kids, that we were together
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 4: for 30 years. He's been hanging out with me since
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 4: last Friday, which is so crazy. So I got a
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 4: whole lot of stories for you guys.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 6: Why is it crazy that you're hanging out with the
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 6: father of your five kids?
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 4: Because she's hanging out with her baby daddy. I have
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 4: a 29-year-old, a 26-year-old, a 23-year-old, a 20-year-old, and almost
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 4: a 17-year-old. And let me tell you, one of those
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 4: motherfuckers is an MIT graduate.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 5: Great.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 3: Okay. Okay, listen.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 4: So let me tell you, I'm a proud mama. I've
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 4: done a lot of, you know, to raise my kids.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 17: Let me tell you.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 13: Oh, my gosh.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 4: You would have a, like, oh, my gosh. It would
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 4: be a whole show with me, guys.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 6: Okay, listen.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 3: Hold on.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 13: Yvette, Yvette.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 6: Andale, mira, mira, mira. Let's get to the ex that
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 6: murdered somebody. What's that story?
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 13: Okay, so listen.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 4: I could send you all that stuff, like, Literally, I
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 4: met him in 2021, which was so crazy. And, like, literally,
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 4: we went out to dinner one night, and we were, like,
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 4: having tacos, of course, because, you know, I'm Mexican. But
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 4: then he was looking through his stuff, and then he
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 4: found out that there was a war in town because
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 4: he left wherever he was from to come over here and,
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 4: you know, kind of, like, I guess, run away.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 4: And then he ended up getting picked up, like, Maybe, like,
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 4: a week later, which was so crazy. And then he
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 4: went back.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 13: Like, he was over there.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 4: He was in jail and all of that stuff. He
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 4: went to court. And then he got away with that.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 6: Okay, but you still haven't told us who killed him. Like,
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 6: tell us the story. You said, like, I don't want to.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 4: You said, who did he kill? Can I send you
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 4: the link?
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 3: No, just tell it to us.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 6: I don't want to read it. This is a newspaper.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 3: Give us the short version for the radio.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 6: It's a radio show, so just tell us, what did
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 6: he do?
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 4: Okay, so short version. Okay, so somebody came into his house.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 4: I guess, wanting to buy drugs because that's what he
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 4: was doing. But I guess, you know, he used whatever
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 4: other things he had been through before as PTSD because
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 4: of the way the cops made him feel. That's how
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 4: he got away with it in court, because he had
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 4: PTSD about what had happened in previous things that he
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 4: had been into.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 7: So what he claimed, like self-defense?
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 3: What? That he got away with it. But did you
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 3: date him?
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 4: So he got away with it.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 3: Did you date him, like, during this?
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 4: Let me tell you, he was over here staying with me,
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 4: so he did not have no damn PTSD.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 3: I have PTSD from this phone call.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 6: I know, you're killing me. I'm still confused. You need
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 6: to give us that right tickets.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 12: All right.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 8: Oh, no.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 6: Okay, Yvette.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 4: I didn't really want to put it all out there,
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 4: so I kind of blocked off his name, but I
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 4: could send you the whole spiel.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 6: No, no, no, that's good. Okay, Yvette, so we'll let
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 6: you know if we get those Matt Rife tickets, and
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 6: we're waiting. Okay, so I got your number. If we
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 6: get them, I'll call you. If not, you have Becky G.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 6: If not, hold on. Nick is updating us. Yeah.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 11: Does Yvette really want Matt Rife tickets?
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 13: Oh, my gosh.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 4: You don't even know. He's on my bucket list.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 6: Oh, you know, if that's a bucket list, Nick, we're
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 6: going to want to hear his story again. Okay, well,
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 6: then never mind. We don't got him. All right, you
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 6: got him, Yvette. You got him.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 15: Oh, my God.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 19: You guys are so flipping amazing.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 5: I love you.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 6: Orale. Orale, Yvette.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 3: Orale.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 19: You guys are the motherfucking best.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 3: You kiss your kids with that mouth? You guys have made.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 13: My 50th, like, year.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 4: Like, I've been celebrating all year. You know, I turned
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 4: 50 in September. John Jay, you know, his birthday.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 8: Is on the 4th.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 4: Mine is on the 2nd. So, you know, we're Virgos.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 4: He's a different kind of Virgo than I am.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you sound like a hoot, Yvette.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 4: John Jay is a different kind of Virgo than I am.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 4: You know, he's an introvert.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 6: Yes, I am the opposite of you, Yvette. The opposite.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 3: All right, hold on.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 4: But you know what? I love you guys.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 6: You guys.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 4: You know what? You guys are my wake-up tune. Like, literally,
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 4: as soon as I wake up, who do I turn on?
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 13: You.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 6: You sound like my mom. Go, go, go.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 14: You know what?
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 6: I don't even know.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 4: I don't even know.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 6: You know what? I don't even know. Mijito, you know what?
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 6: I don't even know. I don't even know. That's what
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 6: my mom used to say. All right, you guys, hold on.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 6: We're going to set you up.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 4: I don't even know.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 6: Thank you for listening. Hold on. He's on my bucket list.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 3: She got it.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 14: You guys are.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 6: The f * * * ing best.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 3: I love you.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 14: Run from the sunlight, Dracula.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 7: It's with the fuse man.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 6: What do we need to know today?
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 9: Remember the woman we told you about yesterday who somehow
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 9: survived two attempts to execute her in Tennessee? Well, Krista
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 9: Pike is still alive this morning, but she is in
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 9: critical condition. She's getting life-saving medical care right now, and
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 9: her lawyers say they still don't know whether she suffered
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 9: brain damage. Now, Tennessee has stopped all executions for the
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 9: rest of the year while they investigate how the heck
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 9: this happened, because experts say nobody is known to have
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 9: survived after the execution drugs actually entered their body. If
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 9: you keep seeing women post hashtag I am Jane Doe
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 9: and have no idea what it means, it all goes
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 9: back to that former Cornell student who says seven fraternity
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 9: members sexually assaulted her. After a journalist asked the internet
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 9: to help figure out who the anonymous woman was, women
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 9: basically said absolutely not and started calling themselves Jane Doe too,
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 9: flooding social media to make her harder to identify, while
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 9: some are also sharing their own stories of assault. Getting
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 9: gas right now, it can be pretty painful. It is
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 9: just so expensive. So here's a little something that may
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 9: actually help. If you have Amazon Prime starting today, you
• 1:17:17
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• 1:17:21
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• 1:17:24
  Speaker 9: your Prime account to a free Earnify account first. And
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 9: with all the AM, PM stations around the valley, this
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 9: is one Prime perk we can actually use. Waymo has
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 9: officially decided we are ready for the next level because
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 9: their driverless cars are taking passengers on the freeways now.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 9: So you can literally be sitting in the backseat with
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 9: nobody behind the wheel while this thing merges into traffic,
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 9: changes lanes, cruises down the freeway at full speed, which
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 9: personally I'm not sure I'm emotionally ready for yet. But
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 9: ready or not, here it comes. If you bought a
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 9: Powerball ticket in Gilbert, find that ticket because somebody is
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  Speaker 9: sitting on a ticket worth $ 200, 000. It was sold at
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 9: the Fries near Higley and Pecos, and the ticket originally
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  Speaker 9: won $ 50, 000, but the buyer had the four times power play,
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  Speaker 9: which bumped it up to 200K. That money is still
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  Speaker 9: waiting to be claimed, and hopefully it's you. And that's
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  Speaker 9: what you need to know today with John Jay and Rich.