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- 0:00Speaker 1: So on this day where actual musical birthdays that I'm
- 0:03Speaker 1: familiar with and care about are really sparse for some
- 0:06Speaker 1: reason I don't know, and where Mike always kind of
- 0:10Speaker 1: teases me about everybody's birthday is somebody who's eighty. Here's
- 0:15Speaker 1: a young lady who is twenty four, Mike, and like
- 0:17Speaker 1: the biggest dog gone thing in the world right now,
- 0:21Speaker 1: I got that would be. That would be Sabrina Carpenter.
- 0:25Speaker 1: She's twenty four, so boom.
- 0:26Speaker 2: There you are.
- 0:27Speaker 3: She's big. She's huge, I mean a Carpenter.
- 0:31Speaker 2: Yep.
- 0:32Speaker 4: If you put me on a witness stand and said, Mike,
- 0:34Speaker 4: we're going to send you to death. If you don't
- 0:36Speaker 4: know who sentenced who Sabrina Carpenter is, I'd have to go.
- 0:40Speaker 3: That'd be if you ask you.
- 0:40Speaker 2: For one song that's me Child, which is a bit.
- 0:43Speaker 3: By the way.
- 0:43Speaker 2: So there you go.
- 0:44Speaker 4: Let's start out on Monday by a word to the wise.
- 0:47Speaker 4: Don't ever ever solicit medical advice on X or social
- 0:52Speaker 4: media from your audience.
- 0:54Speaker 1: I saw you with this picture of yourself and son
- 0:57Speaker 1: and anything that starts.
- 0:59Speaker 2: What are you asking for?
- 1:00Speaker 1: Just doctors on X or people in your fan base
- 1:05Speaker 1: who have been through something dermatologically similar generally, What were
- 1:09Speaker 1: you thinking, mat.
- 1:10Speaker 4: Well, I was well, and then when people were trying
- 1:12Speaker 4: to help me and they were sending me pictures, let
- 1:15Speaker 4: me go back here. The problem is not a problem.
- 1:19Speaker 4: I mean, I had this thing on my forehead and
- 1:20Speaker 4: it got removed a couple of weeks ago, and no biggie,
- 1:23Speaker 4: I mean, and it was benign. And you know, it's
- 1:25Speaker 4: a little removal. But that when I was in there,
- 1:28Speaker 4: the dermatologist, who I've never been to before this was
- 1:31Speaker 4: referred I was referred to as dermatologist from my doctor. Well,
- 1:35Speaker 4: he says, he got these spots on your left temple
- 1:38Speaker 4: and their little brown spots, and I've noticed him the
- 1:40Speaker 4: last couple of years. He said, this is very common
- 1:43Speaker 4: because you drive a lot and it comes that is
- 1:45Speaker 4: from the sun coming through the driver's side, the driver's
- 1:48Speaker 4: side window. I'm in Florida, so you know, not a
- 1:52Speaker 4: not a big problem, he said. I'm going to prescribe
- 1:55Speaker 4: you a cream, and the cream you put the cream
- 1:59Speaker 4: on at night, and then these spots will go, he goes,
- 2:02Speaker 4: because the trouble is they're pre cancerous, he said. And
- 2:05Speaker 4: I'm thinking, oh, that's all I need to hear, he said,
- 2:08Speaker 4: they're pre cancerous. He says, but this cream is very effective.
- 2:11Speaker 4: It'll obliterate the bad cells and it'll clear it up,
- 2:15Speaker 4: and it's really going to be good for you. So
- 2:18Speaker 4: he said, I'm going to have this prescription sent to you.
- 2:20Speaker 4: So a couple days later, the prescription shows up in
- 2:23Speaker 4: the mail. It's something called Tolak t O l A
- 2:26Speaker 4: K now mark. This little tube of tolac comes with
- 2:31Speaker 4: like nine pages of the way my skin is going
- 2:35Speaker 4: to start to boil and puss over and blister and
- 2:39Speaker 4: burn and scab and scale. I'm about slumped over. I thought,
- 2:44Speaker 4: I'm not going through What are you talking about? So
- 2:47Speaker 4: then of course I gotta go down the jet chat
- 2:49Speaker 4: GPT rabbit hole.
- 2:51Speaker 2: Oh no, doctor AI.
- 2:53Speaker 3: Absolutely true.
- 2:54Speaker 4: This tolac does just that, which means it's doing its job.
- 2:58Speaker 4: It's killing the recancer his cells. But the problem is
- 3:02Speaker 4: you're gonna have all these skin eruptions for weeks.
- 3:06Speaker 3: And this ain't This ain't a day or two.
- 3:08Speaker 4: This is like two to four weeks of blistering and
- 3:13Speaker 4: scaling and pain and itching. I'm thinking, I ain't doing
- 3:18Speaker 4: all that. Are these people crazy? So I go to
- 3:21Speaker 4: X and I say, okay, medical folks need your advice,
- 3:24Speaker 4: here's tolac. Well, then people start sending me their pictures.
- 3:28Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it works great. The one guy said and said, yeah,
- 3:31Speaker 4: I recommend this. He looks like he got hit by
- 3:33Speaker 4: a semi. I mean he had read He looked like
- 3:37Speaker 4: a horror movie and he's trying to assure me that
- 3:40Speaker 4: I should do it. I'm like, buddy, you're not helping
- 3:43Speaker 4: any so you know what, I think. I'm taking my
- 3:45Speaker 4: chances cause I'm not gonna go. We just spend weeks
- 3:49Speaker 4: with boils and puss and scaling things on your face.
- 3:53Speaker 1: If at the end I have divested myself of something
- 3:57Speaker 1: that is and I need a definitely of this word
- 4:01Speaker 1: pre cancerous?
- 4:02Speaker 2: Is it all of life pre cancerous?
- 4:04Speaker 3: Everything's pre cancerous? Bread?
- 4:07Speaker 1: I mean, so if I suppose I could, if if
- 4:10Speaker 1: after It's easy for me to say, but way harder
- 4:13Speaker 1: to do, because that's a lot of weirdness going on.
- 4:15Speaker 1: Because I did, I saw I saw some of the
- 4:17Speaker 1: photographs from people who look like they've been in a
- 4:19Speaker 1: horrible industrial accident.
- 4:21Speaker 2: It's like, oh my gosh, I hope this was worth it.
- 4:23Speaker 1: But if they said it was, then it was and
- 4:25Speaker 1: I'd like my buddy to not have something that's pre cancerous.
- 4:28Speaker 4: Anyway, Well, here's the funniest being. Here's the funniest part. Now,
- 4:31Speaker 4: I'm I'm a I'm an ivermectin advocate. Okay, I take
- 4:34Speaker 4: ivermectin every week. I have since COVID. My doctor recommends it.
- 4:38Speaker 4: You know the whole story about that. And of course
- 4:40Speaker 4: that's both that's turned into a left right thing too,
- 4:43Speaker 4: because apparently people on the left think were all crazy.
- 4:46Speaker 4: Well apparently there's an ivermectin cream, and people were telling me,
- 4:50Speaker 4: rub you some. I rub you some horse paste on
- 4:53Speaker 4: that stuff. Slather on some horse paste and you'll be
- 4:56Speaker 4: you'll be, You'll be good and good no time. Well, look,
- 5:00Speaker 4: I'm not going to rule it on. Maybe I should
- 5:01Speaker 4: put up Maybe I should find ivermectin cream to go
- 5:04Speaker 4: along with the capsules.
- 5:05Speaker 2: Anyway, he got a tube of tolac laying around something.
- 5:09Speaker 4: If I'm unused, because I'm well, first of all, I'm
- 5:12Speaker 4: going on vacation in a couple of weeks. I don't
- 5:14Speaker 4: want to look like I'm a I'm a leper on
- 5:17Speaker 4: the plane. They'll quarantine me, they'll kick me with my
- 5:20Speaker 4: luck with with the hant of virus going on, they'll
- 5:23Speaker 4: they'll quarantine me. I'll be wind up in some ward somewhere.
- 5:26Speaker 1: We got a carrier, we we got one.
- 5:31Speaker 3: Uh what a world. Uh you know?
- 5:33Speaker 4: And look with my luck, I'm doing all these things,
- 5:35Speaker 4: trying to take care of myself, and I might get
- 5:37Speaker 4: hit by a plane anyway. Did you see the video
- 5:39Speaker 4: the guy got hit by the plane.
- 5:43Speaker 1: That's he he hopped over a fence at the Denver Airport.
- 5:49Speaker 2: Was this intentional?
- 5:51Speaker 3: Was this horse?
- 5:51Speaker 4: It was?
- 5:52Speaker 3: And he's standing there.
- 5:54Speaker 2: You see the video, I get right right and that
- 5:56Speaker 2: stops right before the impact.
- 5:58Speaker 3: Right.
- 5:58Speaker 4: Well, they show that plane, that poor plane with that
- 6:00Speaker 4: guy with that pilot. They were on takeoff and they
- 6:03Speaker 4: were barreling down the runway. He just wanders out there
- 6:06Speaker 4: and is standing in the middle of the got sucked
- 6:09Speaker 4: into the engine.
- 6:10Speaker 3: And it marked.
- 6:10Speaker 1: That's like fire and it and then and then because
- 6:14Speaker 1: of his body, his body's getting chopped chopped up in
- 6:17Speaker 1: the engine.
- 6:17Speaker 4: Well, this is a pleasant Monday conversation. And everybody, hey, yeah,
- 6:22Speaker 4: postules and getting eaten up by the engine. But that
- 6:25Speaker 4: poor guy, and and there was somebody on the plane
- 6:28Speaker 4: that took a video and you see the engine, you know, everybody,
- 6:32Speaker 4: that'd be my life.
- 6:33Speaker 3: I'd be on the plane. What happened? Aho, some guy
- 6:34Speaker 3: just got sucked into the engine. What how in the world?
- 6:38Speaker 1: Then and then with with being maximum caution, which I
- 6:41Speaker 1: understand because did they not exactly know precisely what it happened.
- 6:44Speaker 1: I guess if you have the plane on fire, you
- 6:46Speaker 1: have to do this. Then they stop the plane and
- 6:49Speaker 1: they have everybody do the thing that at some point
- 6:52Speaker 1: I'd like to do just for the heck of it.
- 6:54Speaker 1: Hopefully not because I'm about.
- 6:55Speaker 3: To slide down the slide, slide down.
- 6:57Speaker 2: The slides off the plane.
- 6:58Speaker 3: I want to break my neck. My luck, I'd break
- 7:01Speaker 3: my neck. I'd fall out of the thing. No, they knew.
- 7:03Speaker 4: The pilot right away said we just hit a passenger
- 7:07Speaker 4: on the runway. We hit somebody. Bet you that's not
- 7:10Speaker 4: something you see in the pilot manual.
- 7:12Speaker 3: Holy h.
- 7:13Speaker 4: Well, look, if you're gonna talk about I mean, I
- 7:16Speaker 4: don't mean to mock mental illness and all of that.
- 7:18Speaker 4: And speaking of mental illness, can I just give a
- 7:22Speaker 4: quick shout out to Martin Short He They did a
- 7:26Speaker 4: profile on him on CBS Sunday Morning, which yesterday by
- 7:29Speaker 4: the way, was one of the best episodes I've seen
- 7:31Speaker 4: in a long time. Robert Costa actually did a fairly
- 7:34Speaker 4: balanced coverage of the redistricting controversy.
- 7:38Speaker 3: Dude, well you know who. He interviewed Hans von Spakowsky, one.
- 7:43Speaker 2: Of the great experts on election.
- 7:44Speaker 4: Integrity, absolutely, and he did a lot of Now, I
- 7:48Speaker 4: think he tried to make Hans look a little bad
- 7:52Speaker 4: at one point, because you know, at one point, Robert,
- 7:55Speaker 4: this this whole redistriing thing fascinates me because look, there's
- 7:59Speaker 4: a simple fund mental question. Is it legal or illegal
- 8:03Speaker 4: to redraw congressional maps based on race? Nope, it's not legal.
- 8:09Speaker 3: Nope. And a second Constitution yep, that full stop. That's it.
- 8:12Speaker 3: That's it.
- 8:13Speaker 4: Well, that's but Democrats have done it for years. They've said,
- 8:16Speaker 4: forget it, we're going to do it anyway. The only
- 8:17Speaker 4: way to let blacks have adequate representation is to redraw
- 8:23Speaker 4: districts based on race.
- 8:25Speaker 3: So there's a problem.
- 8:26Speaker 4: Supreme Court ruled, Sorry, you can't just say, well, we
- 8:29Speaker 4: want to when it is patently illegal and unconstitutional to
- 8:34Speaker 4: do so. Now, Costa never really got into that. At
- 8:37Speaker 4: one point, he says to Hans von Spokowski, Well, then
- 8:41Speaker 4: how do you get black people elected into office? And
- 8:45Speaker 4: Von s Poskovsky says, vote for black Republicans.
- 8:49Speaker 1: There you go that the next governor of Florida is
- 8:51Speaker 1: going to be a black man, and that's going to
- 8:53Speaker 1: be Byron Donald's exactly. Which proves which is which is
- 8:57Speaker 1: the proof positive that it has nothing to do with
- 9:00Speaker 1: race all. Yeah, the black folk are welcome to run
- 9:02Speaker 1: for these seats. But in these Republican states, the Republicans
- 9:05Speaker 1: are going to win. Yeah, but that as the Democrats
- 9:08Speaker 1: will win in the Democrat states. As I want to
- 9:11Speaker 1: hear the Martin Short story, but if I hear one
- 9:14Speaker 1: more time that my state of Texas started this, Are
- 9:18Speaker 1: you kidding me? New England, Illinois, California, That's who started
- 9:22Speaker 1: this with everything, Thank you huge, thank including Democrats, right,
- 9:26Speaker 1: Martin Short, Martin Short.
- 9:27Speaker 4: So anyway, there was but there were like several reports
- 9:30Speaker 4: yesterday if you DVR at watch it because it's that
- 9:33Speaker 4: show can be really good. Sometimes they miss, but most
- 9:36Speaker 4: of the time it's a great show.
- 9:38Speaker 3: And they did Jane Pauly still anchoring Jane Paully.
- 9:41Speaker 4: Every Sunday morning, they did a big feature on redistricting
- 9:44Speaker 4: and then they did a big feature on the demise
- 9:46Speaker 4: of CBS News Radio and it was for US broadcasting folks.
- 9:51Speaker 3: It was it was a great story.
- 9:53Speaker 1: Great this is a history that of course, and of
- 9:56Speaker 1: course because it's radio pre dates television. What do you
- 9:58Speaker 1: think is the cauldron that burst? Walter Cronkite, Edward R.
- 10:03Speaker 2: Murrow, Edward R.
- 10:04Speaker 4: Murrow, It was all CBS News Radio at the World
- 10:07Speaker 4: News Roundup. Do do Do Do Do Do Do Do
- 10:09Speaker 4: Do do do do do?
- 10:10Speaker 3: Do do do?
- 10:11Speaker 4: I mean, and it's just sad because the narrative, and
- 10:16Speaker 4: I guess it's true to some extent. The takeaway is
- 10:20Speaker 4: that now people aren't getting as much news from radio
- 10:23Speaker 4: like they used to. Now that always hastens the demise
- 10:27Speaker 4: of radio, which is bogus. It's not going anywhere. Something
- 10:32Speaker 4: like ninety four percent of people listen to the radio
- 10:34Speaker 4: at least once a day. It's astounding the numbers that
- 10:36Speaker 4: radio continues to get. And they're trying to paint this
- 10:39Speaker 4: narrative that radio is dying, that it's not gonna but
- 10:41Speaker 4: everything's changing, everything's being Look at what we're doing. You
- 10:43Speaker 4: and I are doing the daily eminem Extra now and
- 10:46Speaker 4: taking off great response. We got the YouTube stuff all
- 10:50Speaker 4: worked out. We're on YouTube everyday Live noon, eleventh Central,
- 10:54Speaker 4: Mark and Mike. It just unfiltered, no time constraints, and
- 10:57Speaker 4: then we do the podcast and then it gets released
- 10:59Speaker 4: on the podcast platforms. Look a few years ago, you
- 11:02Speaker 4: and I wouldn't have considered doing that. So anyway, that
- 11:04Speaker 4: was that report about CBS, and it was very well done.
- 11:07Speaker 4: Mo Rocca, who I kind of like. He was the
- 11:09Speaker 4: guy that did the report. And then a feature on
- 11:13Speaker 4: Martin Short. There's a documentary coming out. I happen to
- 11:16Speaker 4: think Martin Short is the single funniest guy in the universe.
- 11:19Speaker 3: I love his work.
- 11:21Speaker 4: I just think he is one of the And I'm
- 11:23Speaker 4: still convinced that Jiminy Glick is a character based on me.
- 11:26Speaker 4: I'm telling you, I think Martin Short.
- 11:29Speaker 2: Over the top, self absorbed interviews.
- 11:32Speaker 4: Get married to Dixie with four boys, Matthew Modine. I mean,
- 11:36Speaker 4: I've got Matthew, Mike, Brian, and Trevor. I was married
- 11:39Speaker 4: to Denise and an over the top, self absorbed, narcissistic
- 11:44Speaker 4: you know, can't stop being donuts. It's hysterical anyway. But
- 11:48Speaker 4: the tragedy that that poor man has endured. You think
- 11:51Speaker 4: about him. First of all, he lost both of his
- 11:53Speaker 4: parents when he was very young. His brother was killed
- 11:56Speaker 4: in a car accident, his wife died of ovarian cancer,
- 11:59Speaker 4: and a couple months ago his daughter kills himself. Her
- 12:02Speaker 4: killed herself. That's all Martin Short's life. This funny man,
- 12:06Speaker 4: this wonderful and and she they delve into this, the
- 12:09Speaker 4: reporter and I forget her name, but she's really good.
- 12:12Speaker 4: And they got into how you're funny when you've got
- 12:15Speaker 4: so much loss and tragedy, and as.
- 12:19Speaker 2: Is it therapeutic, I'll bet it's. I bet it's a yep.
- 12:21Speaker 4: He said, you've got to go to work. He said,
- 12:23Speaker 4: you put one foot in front of the other. He said,
- 12:25Speaker 4: I'm in survival mode. The joke in our family, he said,
- 12:28Speaker 4: was that we have the funeral home on speed dial.
- 12:31Speaker 4: And you talk about a morbid joke, and yet Martin Short,
- 12:35Speaker 4: of all people, So it's a I can't wait to
- 12:37Speaker 4: watch the documentary this week it comes out.
- 12:39Speaker 1: I think tonight on that about it, because listen, there's
- 12:42Speaker 1: no no portrait of Martin Short that is complete without
- 12:45Speaker 1: the amazing and just life affirming partnership that he has
- 12:49Speaker 1: with the genius of Steve Martin.
- 12:51Speaker 4: Not only that, but his roots in Canada with Gilda
- 12:54Speaker 4: Radner and Catherine O'Hara.
- 12:55Speaker 3: Who just passed away to STV TV.
- 12:58Speaker 4: That's where he started, you know. So it's I can't
- 13:01Speaker 4: and but but his life. This is a guy who
- 13:04Speaker 4: manages to exude joy and love of life despite all
- 13:10Speaker 4: of the loss he's had.
- 13:12Speaker 3: And it's a great story. So check it out.
- 13:14Speaker 4: So that's our Monday, and I'm in South Carolina for
- 13:17Speaker 4: a few days. So I'm in the upstate and join
- 13:19Speaker 4: that catching up because we got some redistricting stuff here
- 13:21Speaker 4: in South Carolina to talk about.
- 13:23Speaker 2: It is James Clyburn in trouble.
- 13:25Speaker 4: The old he could be in big trouble. And the
- 13:28Speaker 4: leader in the gubernatorial race here is Pamela Evan and
- 13:32Speaker 4: she's currently the lieutenant governor and we're going to talk
- 13:34Speaker 4: to her this morning on the Mike GALLAGHERY Show.
- 13:36Speaker 1: You know, she got bounced from the South Carolina State
- 13:39Speaker 1: graduation ceremony.
- 13:40Speaker 3: I remember that, I sure did.
- 13:41Speaker 4: She got bounced from the you follow that because she's
- 13:44Speaker 4: a conservative and they were flipping out and so she
- 13:47Speaker 4: now she's not allowed to speak.
- 13:49Speaker 1: Uh, here's the thing, Okay, okay, it was a bad
- 13:54Speaker 1: idea to invite her.
- 13:55Speaker 3: It was a bad idea to invite her.
- 13:57Speaker 1: I don't bring because she's running for governor it to
- 14:00Speaker 1: your conservative well and also the student body doesn't like her.
- 14:03Speaker 1: Don't bring Gavin Newsom to your conservative Christian graduation in California,
- 14:08Speaker 1: and just find somebody who the kids are going to like.
- 14:10Speaker 4: I guess well, the kids are well, you know what
- 14:12Speaker 4: the kids are liking. Now, we've got to talk about tomorrow.
- 14:15Speaker 2: What's that?
- 14:16Speaker 3: Somebody's got to do? It?
- 14:17Speaker 4: A new internet campaign about Donald Trump. The Washington Post
- 14:22Speaker 4: wrote about it. Somebody it's going to do what what
- 14:25Speaker 4: do you.
- 14:25Speaker 3: Think about Donald Trump?
- 14:28Speaker 4: And it's and it's taken off and it's taken off
- 14:31Speaker 4: and and and I gotta have I gotta give kudos
- 14:33Speaker 4: to the Washington Post. Yeah, kind of calling it out and.
- 14:36Speaker 3: Exposing it because it's disgusting and anything.
- 14:38Speaker 1: We can't shoehorn in here because the clock is calling
- 14:41Speaker 1: right now, No such clock, and the M and M
- 14:43Speaker 1: Extra eleven o'clock today Central noon Eastern on YouTube and
- 14:47Speaker 1: M Extra go to a radio show.
- 14:49Speaker 3: See on the other side, See you soon. Bye.