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#428 We Don't CHECK PLUMBING the Same with Atomic Rooter & Plumbing and Stephen Carpenter · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  What's up? And welcome back to another episode of that We Don't Smoke the
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  Same podcast. Thank you so much for patiently waiting, and you know what,
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  we are not going to leave you guys hanging like we did last time.
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  And unfortunately sorry about last time. It was just out of our hands
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  because you know how it is. The you know, the modified weather has
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  been going in on California. I started doing a couple of a couple of
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  water collecting that water looks pretty normal, it doesn't look modified, but I
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  won't know so I actually, you know, I wouldn't drink it though.
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  But joining me across is my toxic co host, who is smoking nervously.
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  Why are you smoking like you just hit her hot rail. I'm not nervous.
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  But you know you're doing illegal things. You know it's illegal to collect
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  water, not anymore. No, it's not California. Yeah, California changed
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  that a long time ago. Three years ago, it was illegal to collect
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  water. Yeah. No, it's you can't literally put like a like I
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  said, you have a roof. You can't put like a building there and
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  let it collect filter that water, use it to drink. Nope, you're
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  not supposed to use it to drink. You're supposed to use it water.
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  You could, but I didn't know. Yeah you can on the law,
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  Yeah you can collect water. Bro, You're supposed to tell you something about
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  the law real quick. You ain't noticed what's going on right now? Ain't
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  no one paying attention to the laws? No more? Straight up? I
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  still got I still got a future, a sweet clean ticket. Whatever fuck
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  you have to start. I never thought about walking into I mean, we
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  all have d laws. Look, we all got dreams that laws will be
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  real again one day, but right now they ain't. Ain't real right now,
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  West Way to a big Orange is back. Yeah, all right,
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  and third term joining us. This is long anticipated because I was just talking
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  about how important on the greens. I'm sure it is. Like I'm like,
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  hey man, you know not everybody needs to be in front of a
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  camera. And if you do, like like show us how to do ship,
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  bro, it's important to learn the trade, bro, you know what
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  I mean? Like teachers will tell you you don't want to end up like
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  the garbage man or the or be a plumber. And I'm like food plumbers
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  make a lot of money, Like what the fuck? None of us?
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  Yeah, when you look at it now, and then the teacher trying to
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  tell you, I'm like, beat your an art major ship the fuck up,
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  like you know what I mean, like like like that degree costs more
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  than what you're making, bro. Like so we you know, I mean,
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  we ended up finding somebody who can come and talk about what it's like
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  to what we presume to have at sometimes to be some of the shittiest job
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  literally sometimes because you're working with the Tudas, and also some of the most
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  rewarding jobs because it's like, hey, you need these fools to function because
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  they they're the Mario Brothers of the real world. So let's welcome mister Atomic
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  Ruder himself from Atomic Ruder himself. Introduce yourself, Mario, give it up
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  for Mario. Everybody, Hell yeah Mario all right and and yes he I
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  said atomic Ruder because he is well all right. First of all, before
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  we talked on air, you said, what's the difference between Boy, we
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  were confused because you're like, you got to add the ruder otherwise you think
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  you're a plumber. You got to add the ruder because if not, if
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  you need a guy to snake out your house, you're gonna call a company.
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  That says Ruter on it. Think of a plumber, You think he
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  just does plumbing, faucets, you know, regular ship Like, yeah,
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  so you gotta have the name Ruter. You know, you knock on people's
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  houses. The Ruder guys here, they think you only do snaking jobs,
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  sewer lines, drain lines. They think plumbers just do faucets, basic plumbing
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  shit. But so I gotta have the name Ruter in there so I can
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  get both people calling me. Is ruder actual job? Yeah, it's technically
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  the technical word for snaking out the drain lines. And that's the most common
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  though, that's that's the most common. Yes, that's that big, big
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  snake that has snaking or the big old machines you got and everything. So
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  running a running the boards also too is ray? Thank you so much for
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  running the boards? Uh? And also what is it a joining us on
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  this very strong Thursday is the one and only strong tone? Everybody same to
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  and all right? So atomic Ruders is your company though, Atomic Ruders my
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  company, Yes, mine and my and my girls. She's a plumber too.
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  She's a plumber too. Yes, she's no way, she's got eight
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  years experienced on her I mean she does she she gets in there, she
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  runs the camera. She doesn't run the snakes or the machines. Barrio and
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  Peach over here. She bosses the guys around. I said, this peach
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  does get dirty. And how how long have you, like, have you
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  been in the trade? Did you go for this? And I learned this
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  one of the homies hooked it up, you know, it taught me,
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  brought me on. I was doing her conditioning at first, brought me over
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  to the plumbing side. Just fell into it, just stuck with it.
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  Is there a class? Take the school? Yeah, man, but the
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  best school you take is in the streets. But work with a couple of
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  bion you you go to school, Yeah, you know they're gonna have you
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  in the classroom with all the walls opened up and everything like that. Yeah,
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  that's that's easy. The hardship is when you go to somebody's house and
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  you got water run and rice like she literally and you gotta like cut the
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  wall open, you gotta cut cabinets open. You gotta people freaking out right,
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  like, yeah, they call you they already tried it all home.
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  Yeah, yeah, pretty much. You know, especially when the wife's calling
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  you. That's because the husband's already fucked it up. You know, she
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  doesn't care what's gonna come. That's a real thing right up there, Like
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  it's an extra hundred bucks. That's that's the real thing. Huh, Like
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  it is a real thing, yes, because you know that, Like you
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  see it on TV and it's a parody kind of thing where they make that
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  joke sometimes where they're just like hey, man, like, uh, you
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  know, the wife's calling or whatever, and you think it's like a comical
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  thing, but it's you're telling me it's happens in real life. It happens
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  in real life. Yeah, when the wife's calling you it because the husband's
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  already fucked it up and he's been trying there for the past three to four
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  days and she doesn't want to see him doing it anymore. So it's already
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  ruined already. What's the worst Mickey masel that you've seen, man, where
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  you're like, ah, this fool really fucking true, dude. Yeah,
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  man, there's there's some goofy ship out. There's not even Mickey Mouse.
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  They put some cheek lid on the tubes and tape, you know, you
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  know that flexial ship that they see by Yeah, right now, you get
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  one free. Yeah, all that ship you see, you see it everywhere.
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  Man, you see connections. It's like, what the fuck? How
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  did they even connect this ship? Woods were playing Legos exactly damn. So
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  twenty years in the game Foo, all right, So what age did you
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  start? Like what you had to be? Like twenty one? I was
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  about twenty three? Okay, so twenty three you're fresh rookie in this and
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  and and your homie was was he og in this? He was gonna know
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  g he was young, but he knew what's up? Like Ali, Yeah,
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  Yeah, that's the thing, bro. You have to learn about the
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  streets. It's like when you don't how to fix cars, Like if you
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  have somebody, like, here's the thing, man, Like if you got
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  young ones out there, even if you don't have young ones, if you
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  got like your little deces or nephews. Bro, and like you're like,
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  man, I don't know what the fuck this food needs to learn or whatever,
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  But like if you could teach him something, bro, stuff we got
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  to do all change stuff. We got to do something, bro, because
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  that shit is more valuable, Like because he's not gonna there's one way that
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  he's gonna learn it. When you teach him. And there's another way he's
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  gonna learn it, when if he goes to school for it. Bro and
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  some of this ship, you need a fifty to fifty balance of life skills
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  and school. I mean, I'm sorry of like, yeah, life skills
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  and school, bro, Like you need to be getting your hands dirty while
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  at the same time you do your homework, you know, and and uh
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  like, how did so he told you? He was like, hey,
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  come come work over here. There's more money over here. What now He's
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  just saying, Man, I need a plumber coming help me. Honest said,
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  I don't know fucking plumbing, So I'll teach you. Who switched over?
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  You know, obviously I switched over for the money because I was gonna
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  get paid better than what I was doing. Luckily, though, I wasn't
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  dealing with a lot of shit when I first started this, dude was doing
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  remodeling and building new down all offices. So it's pretty much learning from scratch,
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  basically new construction where you want would you say that that's where you want
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  to start? And you how that goes to exactly you're learning all the cold,
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  You're learning how everything should be. I was I always thought. I
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  was like, is he gonna put you through like uh like a like a
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  when you join a fraternity or sorority. Is he gonna haze you at first?
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  Where he's gonna be Like where he's gonna be like we all took a
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  ship on this toilet, like you know what I was. Yeah, once
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  you start doing service and repair for actual big companies, that's when they'll throw
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  you into that nasty, dirty ship. And it's like you apply to be
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  a plumber even though you've never done that ship. But you're gonna walk into
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  a house where it's full of ship everywhere, not just on the toilet.
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  Like it's like when I'm saying everywhere, dude, it's it's everywhere, man,
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  Yeah, fool like and think about it. Ship in carpet just don't
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  mix, bro, Definitely not got That's what I'm saying. Like carpet I
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  used to clean carpet. That's like you gotta get a new carpet, dog
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  and that such water coming on your carpet. You gotta get any for the
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  only time I feel it, the only time I feel comfortable. Just like
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  I'm like, you keep that carpet is like get like a Moroccan or a
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  Persian house where I'm like this fool's make carpet in your heart would be all
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  upset. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, if you let it sit there,
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  little soak it up, the woo woofs soak up, and then every
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  time you step on it on a hot day, ship so warped up.
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  All right? So like, well, how long was it you encounter your
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  first shitty job? Were you almost quit? Like you know that you were
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  like something had to almost make you quick? No, man, you know
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  I'm cleaning up ship and all that really didn't want to make me quit.
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  It was doing other jobs like putting ship together, putting pipes together. It's
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  like you got a hole mobile home with a hundred motor homes and everybody's waiting
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  for you to turn the fucking water on, asking you every turn twenty minutes,
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  hey man, how much longer? How much longer? Those are the
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  jobs where it's like, fuck, man, I want to pick my shit
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  up and just bounce the pressure right there, like yeah, over your type
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  of ship, and they really got to take a ship like calm down.
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  It's not even that it's it's your own kind itching the most man. But
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  you know what though, I believe them, bro, because have you ever
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  been to a fucking uh to a poetry shop with the poils or cutting it?
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  Like anytime for around the holidays? You don't realize, bro, Like
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  food like you start like the like the signora was talking ship to the chicken
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  foods like bitch just chopped like four hundred chickens, like fucking leave this who
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  alone? Bro? Like people getting patient broke? But not for nothing,
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  bro? Like we just talked about how like I just can't my car can't
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  even stand in the line, you know what I mean? Like like I
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  don't even like when going trapping, bro, I just not just that impatient
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  and I's not wearing patience sometimes we are like for real, like why do
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  you think we're in patient? Like that? Are you in patient? Stuff?
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  Though? All day every day? That what are you just like kicking
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  it at home? For real? I'm actually pretty patient except for driving.
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  When I'm driving. Oh my god, have you been in the car with
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  them? No? No, no, but I feel it's pain. Yeah,
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  it's not my intent. I have no desire goal to be the fastest
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  driver in the road, but I like to drive fast. I drive in
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  between, you know, eighty five ninety five. That's kind of my average
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  window, right, And oh I'm not even the fastest driver on the road,
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  you know what I'm saying. So, but the problem is is this
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  this this constant general inconsideration where people just stay on the left no matter what
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  it's like. Look, dog, there's no speed you can do in the
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  fast and what's known as the fast lane that is fast enough because someone else
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  is going to come along going faster. Just stay out of that lane.
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  Fucking to me, I'm talking to everyone that's in that lane says I'm doing
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  ten over. Get off my mask. No, I'm doing that, man,
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  I'm going twenty over. Get over. I don't care if you're going
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  forty or fifty over. Someone's coming through it sixty five and seventy five over.
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  Get out of their way. I mean, I do agree, Bro,
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  Why do you do that? X? Like is there there's a chromosome
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  busy? Huh? Yeah? Like, why do you do that? Bro?
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  Because it's a seven? I'm going there is? There is so many
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  times that's a suggestion, like like suggestion. There is so many times where
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  I've driven by over this person and I've literally had to talk myself from doing
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  some g t A ship like you fucking stupid motherfucker. Like just I just
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  want to just dude, I'm like, man, I if I could just
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  take my car over pair shop, close the gate and comes back fresh,
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  I fucking ram my car into your ship. Bro. Like I agree,
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  Steph tone, I don't like waiting in line. I can deal with it
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  with it if we're just moving. But some fools. You know how everybody
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  is. Everyon's on their phone. Man, they need no attention. There's
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  nothing worse than the ts A line in Colorado. Yeah, you gotta take
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  off your shoes. You got a pts A, man, that's where that's
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  what pre check, pre check, Yeah, pre ts A, that's what
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  regular folks, bro. But I'm a conspiracy theorist. Pre check. What
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  do they ask you for your pre check? Ask you for eyeball? They
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  do ask you to check your eyeball. You asked them and they scan your
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  eyeball. But it's just that's that's what they do for pre ts A.
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  That's why you got to keep yourself a private jet because then you do none
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  of that. You just go get up on your plane, don't fly,
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  tell you tell your pilot where you're going. And he's like, I,
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  yeah, Steptoe, you don't fly though no more? You did though,
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  all right, step But I'm saying, if you're gonna do it, keep
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  yourself a private private jet. Can we know? Can we know? I
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  don't think you ever disclose it. Can we know why you're why you don't
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  fly no more? Oh? You know? I just uh, I forever
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  have just talked myself out of every scenario in my head like we all do.
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  And I'm like, you know, I don't have to talk myself out
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  of these out of these scenarios all the time. I can just stop doing
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  it and that'll put an end to that, you know what I mean?
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  And that was my main reason. I was just like, I'm done stressing
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  myself out over that. I don't you have to do it. You were
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  stressed every time you were on a plane all the time, But what were
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  you stressed about it going down? Like the way you freak out? You
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  know what I don't give because I passed take It's called xanax. The control
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  freaking me doesn't like to be at altitude with no control. So why when
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  you were on the plane. I do my best sleep through every flight as
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  long as I can stepped on throughout all these years. While you were on
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  the plane, the whole time you were thinking about like I was sleeping as
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  much as I could, but while you were awake. There ain't those times
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  where you happen to be awake on a plane where you were your mind straight
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  went to like this ship can go down. Well, I mean it starts
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  to go there, and I and then I stopped myself from going there,
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  you know what I mean. But this way I'm no longer having to stop
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  myself from going there. And he gets a tour though on a bus.
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  How fun is that too? Though? Like it's not that bad, like
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  like it's horrible, bust out your guitar. It's not. It's not a
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  decision that like, it's not an easy decision, and it's not one that
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  like you know, like you know where where it comes without I mean,
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  because the reality is, you know, I really like playing it, you
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  know, for all these different audiences all over. It's a great time.
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  You know, I've had a great time everywhere, and we got great fans
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  everywhere. So that part sucks that I don't go do that part, you
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  know what I mean? But I at least get to go do it here,
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  you know, I do. You know, tour in states the States,
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  and you're cool with that. Yeah, I'm cool with that, you
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  know what I mean. It's it's not again like I said, Uh,
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  it does suck to not be able to go do that, but that's a
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  choice I made, And that's a choice I you know, I stand by
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  because I already made it. If I get if I know, the minute
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  I was to go against that, that's when the thing that I've talked myself
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  out of happens because I have I second guessed myself and and challenge the matrix.
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  Like I'm not challenging the matrix. I know how the matrix works.
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  I made a call and that's it. I just that, that's just I
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  mean, ay man, respect because like not only like you not going on
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  planes is not just only you're giving up a big, big part of your
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  paycheck, you know what I mean in a sense, you know what I
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  mean. But like at the same time, you're like kind of like like
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  you said, you're depriving not depriving the fans, but you're kind of depriving
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  yourself and the fans, right, you know, I would say to everyone.
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  You know, that's a that's a choice for everyone. They have to
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  make on their own, you know what I mean. But you know,
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  if it's something you don't like to do or don't want to do, you
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  don't have to feel any pressure to have to do it, you know what
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  I mean. It's okay to say no. So so we bought up planes
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  and traveling and ship. So he's going to Japan. I don't know if
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  you Oh my god, Japan has these nice toilets like crazy talk. Yes,
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  they are bro like, why have you been to it? Have you
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  done plumbing for these? Can you? I don't even know if you know,
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  dude, I'm sure he knows that like the Japanese. That's the best,
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  the best toilet, right, most expensive toilet too, but it's the
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  But it's the best. It's the best shitting experience you can have in the
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  world because because of the day and everything. It plays music. If you
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  got the ships, you can you know, you can buy a seat and
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  put one in your house, right that's right over your toilet. My two
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  sheep does not feel the same way as Tokyo Japan. You can get one,
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  you can, you know, that's nutrition. Plug it in you have
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  a plug. You have a plug for like those toilets, because they're pretty
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  pricey. Like I mean, you can give your discount at the supply house,
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  but it's still pricey, you know what I mean. You want to
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  go to when it's gonna cost you about twenty five hundred, I'm getting it.
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  I'm getting three of them. That's not too bad. He's on twenty
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  five hundred for nice. Or you can buy just the nice shatter, the
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  Japanese shater for like ten grands twenty five twenty five hundred for a toilet.
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  See a toilet seat, y know, and shout out to cycle last coming
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  coming through a beer and announce, fucking you want fresh kulo twenty five hund
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  that's what it takes. But technically even one water and make it, you
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  know, come out warm warm water. See it can be warm for you.
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  You could even put That's something I would definitely see myself working my ass
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  off or literally so my ass can enjoy it, you know what I mean?
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  Because like that is like because look, bro, like not for nothing
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  where you're a plumber, bro, Like no, hold on, hold on
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  next, let me cook, let me cook. You know what I'm saying,
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  like yeah, Like, what I'm saying is that the experience in America
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  that we have for the bathroom is very hostile, bro, especially when it
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  comes down for like the public use of bathrooms. Bro. Like every public
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  bathroom that's out there, most of them. I don't understand why the little
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  gap is under there for I feel like it should be an all wall down.
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  Hold on, No, it's different people like you maybe, but I'm
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  saying I feel like that ship it's almost like to prepare the American public.
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  It's like, hey, for one thing, you might go to prison,
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  so get used to this, you know what I mean? Like it just
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  I just don't see why I don't have privacy. And the bathrooms in the
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  airport are straight up prison bathrooms, you know what I mean? Every bathroom
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  in every bathroom that is in your restaurant have to be a handicapped and I
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  have to have a baby to get Like, how y'all, how hard is
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  it to give yourself like an actual closed off room so you can enjoy aduce
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  without without without somebody want to take a little peek like, hey, what's
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  going on in there? See that that's the part that ruins the that's the
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  part that ruins the shitty experience for me, Bro, like their sty Hey
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  how's it going, bro? I you know where you know where that comes
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  from? It comes from fucking elementary, bro, Like you couldn't you have
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  to have somebody watching your back and using the bathroom in elementary. It started
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  an elevation starter, no doubt. Yeah for sure, Like you're like,
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  man paper in here, and like and I don't know any fucking thirty four
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  year olds that they're gonna throw some paper in there taking a ship, right,
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  yeah, that's where it fucking stems from. Dog. I just don't
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  feel comfortable taking the ship while the fucking little gap is under there. The
• 20:11
  one great thing about fucking Japan that I liked about those toilet is that there
• 20:15
  was literally literally there was like it was shut food. I went to a
• 20:19
  bathroom in the fucking park. There was Chinese Asian foods playing fucking soccer in
• 20:23
  the park. I went in there. I had to throw up, Bro,
• 20:26
  everything was closed. I turned the bird noises on, nobody hurt me
• 20:30
  throw up. That's freedom, bro, that's the freedom I dream about.
• 20:33
  Right there, Broum fucking throwing up in a toilet, Like you know when
• 20:37
  food like other people's assholes have been No, but like freedom nah, bro,
• 20:42
  but like literally I did the day turned in the mouthwash after I threw
• 20:51
  out, was getting really fucked up. So yeah it might be an option
• 21:00
  there. Yeah, but if so, so back to the back to the
• 21:03
  plumbing dog. So you're you're, I mean, we go everywhere. This
• 21:07
  is kind of like how this show was, bro. But so yeah,
• 21:11
  you're you know, you're, you're you're getting your fresh start? Are you
• 21:12
  married? At this point I was here what you are? I was,
• 21:17
  and and that wasn't ok that was okay. So because you're current lady,
• 21:23
  she's a plumber too, Yeah, how did that happen? She started off
• 21:29
  in sales. Well, they're doing indoor indoor calls, you know, cold
• 21:30
  calling for a big company. You're working for a different company. I was
• 21:33
  working for a different company. Yeah, she was doing sales. She was
• 21:36
  off for a while. She took a couple of about a year off from
• 21:37
  work. She was doing dairy sales like let you let Yeah, she was
• 21:45
  cheese and the Tropic can of juice. That's that was her. She applied
• 21:51
  at a company she was doing inside sales and then somebody got fired and they
• 21:55
  said, hey, we're throwing you out in the field. So he threw
• 21:56
  her ass in the field doing outside sales. But when they threw her out
• 22:00
  there, she was literally into ships, you know, ankle height ship water
• 22:04
  walking into all that. How does it get how does it get there?
• 22:10
  Just the mainline backing up and everybody's just not giving a fuck, flushing the
• 22:12
  toilets, still taking a piss, still taking the ship, even though the
• 22:17
  urinals got water all the way to the top. You see all that ship
• 22:22
  that's just like floating, like right on your ass, dude. The water's
• 22:26
  float The water's like coming out of the urinals, and they're still taking a
• 22:30
  ship on it. That's just like some disrespectful stuff. Bro. But like
• 22:34
  I all right, look food like not for nothing, bro, Like this
• 22:40
  is first world toilets we're talking about. Yeah, this is we're not talking
• 22:44
  We're not. I mean, because if if if this ain't first then we
• 22:48
  are the third world. Right. Somebody said we met in the bathroom.
• 22:56
  Yeah, hey, many people have met in the bathroom. See you later
• 23:08
  bathroom, yo. So that that that trips me out, bro. So
• 23:14
  you're you're you're working out, uh, I mean, you're you're starting out
• 23:17
  your rookieyears. You're obviously married with your with your ex wife supporting or not?
• 23:22
  She was she supporting of it? Like did she like this whole ship?
• 23:25
  She didn't really care. Okay, so she wasn't really that much your
• 23:27
  wrong. So you meet you meet your current lady right now, and she
• 23:33
  how did how did you teach her to get down, you know, at
• 23:36
  home and help her out a bit? But she mainly learned How does she
• 23:38
  know that? Like? How did she went to work with other plumbers or
• 23:42
  yeah, you know, just paying like a tattoo apprentice pretty much, just
• 23:45
  just following them, listening to what they're saying, listening to the lingo what's
• 23:49
  going on, and asking questions most importantly, well, you know, just
• 23:53
  the plumber words. What is it is? You know, what's that to
• 23:56
  clean out? You know? What are we dealing with? The toilets?
• 23:57
  You know, they're not called toilets. We call them closets, you know
• 24:00
  you know that close. Yeah, they comes to water closet y you know
• 24:06
  the w that's a you know term water closet. That's English. So they
• 24:11
  we just store the ship that's European, that's international. W C. What's
• 24:18
  the worst kind of place you get called that you hate to do a plet
• 24:22
  mean job, like a truck stop or off anywhere anywhere you go, get
• 24:29
  us one of the Moscow Chinos, Like who's the worst. I'm not saying
• 24:33
  race, I'm not saying I'm just saying, like like workplace or something,
• 24:37
  any any police that's a warehouse, or even like the casinos, the casino
• 24:41
  like like I'm about casino or what. I don't know about them, but
• 24:45
  you know, other smaller ones. But they get on top of it.
• 24:47
  They take very quick. You know, they do nothing worse than the secret
• 24:49
  sash bathroom. Oh my god, nothing. I gotta I gotta. I
• 24:57
  gotta visualization when you said that, And that's why I gagged a little bit
• 25:02
  because I remember. But the plumber, Okay, a plumber does have to
• 25:07
  clean that up because it gets you know, it gets clogged up like that.
• 25:11
  That's a good thing about it, man, I could mean I do
• 25:12
  my job and then they send the cleaning crew to clean it up. You
• 25:15
  know, they're they're waiting for me there. You're like to take for me.
• 25:18
  I sit there, I fucking take care of the problem, make sure
• 25:21
  everything's straining. Crew comes in clean it up, bleach it up. I
• 25:23
  gotta ask you, Okay, you show up to this, you show up
• 25:26
  to this, to this white house whatever, and it's dirty, you're gene
• 25:30
  you like, you change and what do you do with those clothes? To
• 25:33
  me, those clothes are like gone, God, there's no way I'm taking
• 25:34
  these back to my wife to clean them. My wife's gonna look at me.
• 25:37
  I know she's in the game, but my like, your wife's not
• 25:40
  in the game. She's like dog like, no, like, you need
• 25:42
  new jeans a car. I'm guessing you charge put on rainbows. You know
• 25:48
  you gotta put on some rainbows. I'm not gonna sit in my van with
• 25:51
  some ship water in my pants, no, dog like. Even when it
• 25:55
  happens, I'm sure there's been time you just don't like. I tossed it
• 25:57
  out. It's done. That's it, Especially if I'm dealing with grease that's
• 26:03
  getting in the van naked. I'm leaving that ship I got. I got
• 26:07
  a fresh set in the car. Not picture that picture one day it spos
• 26:11
  like funk, I got no jeans, But there's no way these jeans are
• 26:12
  coming with me when I drive through naked, ordering fucking they'll taco because he's
• 26:17
  still hungry. When you first started as a tech, I learned to carry
• 26:22
  a spare spare pants, spare shirt. You you know my you know the
• 26:27
  guy that taught me. He taught me, well, you know, he
• 26:30
  told me, make sure you bring in I was an extra creen clothes.
• 26:33
  Even if you didn't get all dirty. You know, they wanted you to
• 26:34
  show up to the next customers house clean, you know, so at least
• 26:37
  one set of clothes, at least one set you know, sitting there,
• 26:41
  at least a shirt or a pair of pants. So I got it.
• 26:44
  So fos No. I go to a lot of music festivals, those parties
• 26:48
  sometimes, but that's not that doesn't require a plumber though that we don't deal
• 26:52
  I'm dealing with it, something like no worse than the secret chest, no
• 27:00
  ware. I've seen some partties, man, I've seen a lot of Porter
• 27:03
  potties, and I never seen one that looks like the secret Sex talking to
• 27:08
  you, fucking run that ship? What am I talking? I'm about to
• 27:11
  argue with him. I've seen lots of Porter partties. Bathroom is the most
• 27:15
  blown out toilets I ever seen. Club three three three? Hey, what
• 27:19
  about that? What about Hoodstock's bathroom when you left it, you think this,
• 27:26
  Come on, I gotta bring that up dog first of all, for
• 27:30
  all you left that fucking I'll tell you right now. After I poured me
• 27:33
  this little kognak. That's a nice little jar. It was coke. It's
• 27:38
  actually from Armenia, and it's a they make this in Armenia and that's what
• 27:42
  these bottles come in. Would you like some of this Armenian seventeen year old
• 27:47
  age cognak tonight? All right? At some point, yeah, I was
• 27:51
  like it has in this little CanCERN. So I'm just saying, but yeah,
• 27:55
  but what what was the same? Oh yeah, all right, so
• 27:57
  fool. I saw Lucky the other day and I saw him an George Perez's
• 28:03
  uh album signing, and then the first thing he says, he's like,
• 28:08
  remember were you blowing on my bathroom? I was fucking So I was like
• 28:14
  at the time, hood Stock everywhere so like food like I was I was
• 28:21
  doing I was doing coke at the time, like a lot. And then
• 28:25
  I was just we were drinking like this is during our party times. Like
• 28:26
  I'm sober now, but like you know, like people got you ain't gotta
• 28:33
  feel bad you ain't got to feel bad. Sometimes you gotta take a ship
• 28:37
  and that's that. Yeah. But like food, the way this ship came
• 28:38
  out, and I was already fucked up. I didn't remember it, bro,
• 28:41
  But like when I was done and they kept knocking in the door,
• 28:45
  They're like, hey, Food, you're being in there forever. And I
• 28:47
  was just like, damn. I felt like the dumb and dumber Sine were
• 28:49
  like that fool was like he was in the bathroom. He just made a
• 28:52
  man destroyed it. Yeah, bro, Like it was just bad. Bro,
• 28:56
  Like it just wouldn't flushed. So I just covered it up and I
• 29:00
  just I just laughed. Dog, he don't looked at me like we gotta
• 29:04
  go. We gotta go. We gotta wrap, we gotta wrap. We
• 29:07
  gotta have mid conversation about like a business deal because I'm gonna conked out.
• 29:12
  It's like, we gotta go. I hit the back of my bumper trying
• 29:15
  to leave fast enough. Crash. It was embarrassing. Dog. I didn't
• 29:22
  crash it, but like I hit the I hit the break wall, like
• 29:27
  like, yeah it was but yeah, shout out to the stock shout over
• 29:37
  there. Yeah, bro, have you was have you like has there ever
• 29:41
  been a job that has been so disgusting that oh yeah, yeah, of
• 29:45
  course there's a lot of them. My walk into you know, I gotta
• 29:48
  walk out and catch them, catch my breath, and I feel like not
• 29:55
  for nothing. Scientifically, you are programmed because you're with your self and your
• 30:00
  pharaohs. You can withstand the smell of your own ship and your farts.
• 30:03
  It's a psychological thing, bro, Like somebody I saw this whole thing on
• 30:07
  fucking I don't know, Like one of these was a science channel where you
• 30:11
  see like the human body, and like I was, like I literally was,
• 30:14
  and it was just like, yeah, bro, it's a psychological thing.
• 30:15
  But like when somebody else smells, that's when you get offended. It's
• 30:19
  still psychological. And you got to psych your mind out when you're doing the
• 30:22
  work because you know, I gotta get it done. I'm there, that's
• 30:26
  my job. You know, what do you tell yourself? Do you play
• 30:26
  a certain song before you're going My mind is strong, but that smell,
• 30:37
  yeah, then you're skin It's the smell like I can visually not offended,
• 30:48
  you know what I mean, like conceptually not bothered, but the smell I
• 30:52
  would be like, because you can't hide that as well. You can't hide
• 30:56
  that. You can hide that like, oh, this ship don't look bad.
• 30:59
  I've seen when you're like no, I have not seen. You know
• 31:02
  what? Like you could maybe bring a bottle of poof so when you walk
• 31:06
  in, you're like, just kill that, you know what I'm talking about.
• 31:11
  I don't think that should poof claims to kill the smell. I'm just
• 31:15
  saying that if you're gonna have a chance, I just go in there and
• 31:22
  like stab a bottle for breeze and just throw it in there. So I
• 31:26
  got okay. So you say, obviously you do plumbing and drains. Uh,
• 31:30
  what are you ruder? As well? What do you think about that
• 31:32
  chemical that you go to home? Deeple? Are you my parents d the
• 31:36
  black one plaster bag? It looks dangerous? Like like wait, hold on,
• 31:41
  hold on, hold on, what I never seen that one? How
• 31:44
  come they don't sell that one to me? People want to come to the
• 31:45
  in the black and get hold on letting him cook? What did you say
• 31:52
  in any of those who you want to stay away? Anything you saying any
• 31:56
  gets in the wrapped in a plastic bag or anything like that? Why is
• 31:57
  that micals? Any man? You don't want to deal with that, You
• 32:00
  don't want to touch it, getting your eyes so these So where do you
• 32:06
  get that? In a plastic bag? What are you and what's it called?
• 32:09
  I have no idea how that ship? But so I give you the
• 32:13
  rundown. So I called my dad a box is not draining him? Go
• 32:17
  home? People. And then he's like, you told me exactly makes in
• 32:22
  the scene drink in the shower. Ship calls up dog damn? So how
• 32:29
  many times are you going? Now? So he tells me to buy this
• 32:32
  chemical. He's like, it's a black one sister's hair. That's how you
• 32:37
  know my sister's hair. Sister? Yeah, it was. Now it has
• 32:38
  to come on it. But so I was gonna ask you, okay,
• 32:47
  you're plumbing. I don't own this joint. I don't own this joint.
• 32:52
  Is it bad for plumbing? As if plumbing? Yeah, yeah, that's
• 32:54
  what you're talking about. The pipes are bad. You know, this is
• 32:57
  all acid. So if the pipes are already bad, I mean you're throwing
• 32:59
  acid in it. Now you're going to cause a leak, you know,
• 33:01
  And a lot of times you don't know that you have a leak underneath your
• 33:05
  house too, you have like if you get one of those people like ship.
• 33:07
  Yeah, you know there's people out there. You know they get the
• 33:09
  termite or you know they come out every six months. You know they're underneath
• 33:13
  the house and all that. If you don't have one of those guys to
• 33:15
  be your house every six months, you don't know you have a leak underneath
• 33:16
  your house. How many times do you go down there and check it?
• 33:19
  I'm Mexican, every sot Yeah, right, man shows the world nobody nobody,
• 33:28
  nobody knows they have a leak unless they have some kind of guy that
• 33:30
  cave, either the cable guy, the telephone company guys, somebody, you
• 33:31
  know. Then they fucking see they've been having a leak for months. They
• 33:35
  don't even tell you. Probably the Comcast guy don't give fun because they're they're
• 33:37
  not going down there. They'll let you know. They'll walk out of there.
• 33:39
  They'll say, now we can't finish because there's all kinds of sewage underneath
• 33:42
  the house hazardous. So I mean you don't want to go down there,
• 33:45
  So don't use those chemicals. Chemicals. Yeah, they using them to shower.
• 33:52
  I mean water is not gonna do much all right for one of that
• 33:55
  ship. What do you do with the hairs? What do you do with
• 33:58
  females hairs? Because that's like that's literally snaking out every day making out?
• 34:01
  Are you the food that they call the fixed washing machines too? Is that?
• 34:04
  No? No, that's a that's appliing syst Okay, because I thought
• 34:08
  that's too many up too brod for the Yeah we sneak it out yet,
• 34:13
  Okay, all right, that's what I meant, like, damn fool.
• 34:16
  I might have to have it come to my mom's house dog because food I've
• 34:19
  been getting this low like dog, what's what causes no shower pressure? Dog?
• 34:24
  Old water pipes? You fix that? Is that? Yeah? We
• 34:29
  changed out. We changed out those pipes my mom's house dog. I might
• 34:34
  imagine documenting the whole thing. We Don't Smoke the same podcast to Frey,
• 34:40
  don't smoke one lawn with the fucking handicaps You want to shots gonna be in
• 34:47
  the background working one. He's it looks like he's doing it with a handicap.
• 34:54
  Bro Hey, bro not for real though, I mean A that's that's
• 34:59
  how toxic is the water in the in the and it goes in like you
• 35:04
  know the public water like it goes in the shower is actually really bad as
• 35:07
  people water that like, did he take a shower? Because a lot of
• 35:09
  sa I've been seeing these filters pop out and I'm like, either somebody's making
• 35:14
  a lot of money or you know what I mean, these water filters are
• 35:16
  doing something. And then when I see the filters after you're done from the
• 35:20
  shower, You're like, fuck, the filter looks like somebody wipe their asshole
• 35:22
  with it. Yeah, I know the filters are good. Man. If
• 35:23
  you want to have good water for your house, your fixtures, you have
• 35:25
  nice fixtures, you want to you know, the light time on them.
• 35:28
  You definitely want to have a filter for your path. No. Plus you
• 35:30
  want to take a shower with filtered water. So so I mean I listened
• 35:34
  to like rich people podcasts sometimes and this guy named Burke Kreischer and he talks
• 35:37
  about this salt water. He talks about the salt water, the water softeners.
• 35:42
  Yeah, and he says that powers. He said he takes a shower
• 35:45
  and he said the water just feels different. And he's like, I got
• 35:47
  other people shower and I feel like I need a bottle. It does.
• 35:50
  But you know what kind of you know that was the water up. Yeah,
• 35:52
  that water you know where they have that water those water filters and shit
• 35:55
  like that, and really expensive fucking Vegas Vegas hotels. Yeah, and if
• 36:00
  you stay in like those super Sweets bro and like it's a brand new hotel
• 36:02
  like in Vegas. Showered in a few of those dogs, the water felt
• 36:07
  good. Dogs. Like, is that like jerking in a nashower is working?
• 36:10
  You can have that water in your house. Yeah, how do we
• 36:13
  do that? Put a filtering, Just put a filter, drop some money.
• 36:15
  It's so good filter because you see that we're talking about th Amazons.
• 36:17
  Well you know, yeah, I mean some of those work working. Okay,
• 36:21
  okay, you know any any filter, where any filter works, it's
• 36:24
  gonna change the water big time. You know, when you get clear ice
• 36:28
  in the restaurant, it's because they got real good filter water. You see
• 36:30
  the ice of its at Smokyos tap water. They're using the words that came
• 36:35
  out of my pretty much that nasty food. I just picture there's like there's
• 36:44
  like a few fetuses under your mom's old house. Fucking uh like just half
• 36:50
  abortions and just I'm at the point that like I know, like sometimes like
• 36:54
  I don't even want to use that tap water and brush my teeth. It's
• 36:58
  not that bad, man, I mean the city waters it getsiltered. It's
• 37:00
  it's it's where do you live? Mhmm, Glenda, I'm cool. I
• 37:04
  don't know. That's when it's address in the chat room two hundred likes.
• 37:07
  No, But that fucking that flora with the gland steptone is what I'm talking
• 37:12
  about, and that floria comes from that top water. I might just be
• 37:15
  using. Oh yeah, the water is got issues, yeah a little bit.
• 37:22
  Yeah, there's a lot the better water. Do you know who's got
• 37:23
  what city or like Mountain City dirty? No dirty, it all dirty water,
• 37:30
  not even like Mountain City best. I would have thought like mountain cities
• 37:32
  got like the best like forests. Now the houses that have the filtered water
• 37:38
  got the best water. There you go, but you gotta have to filter
• 37:40
  that ship. What is it is a filter ship? Pretty much the same
• 37:45
  thing as uh canyon as what you know, the canyon water system you set
• 37:50
  those up before. That's not filtered though. That's a alkaline alkaline So yeah,
• 37:57
  that's like oral water. It's what like old to drink to drink the
• 38:00
  water, Yeah yeah, yeah, we can sell those filters you call those
• 38:04
  fils. Yeah, in your kitchen, you under need to think. You
• 38:06
  see those the ones that have like the little tank with like three or four
• 38:07
  filters. Yeah, yeah, reverse osmoses. That's the bad's that's the best
• 38:12
  water you can have at home. That hydrogen water. That's kind of that's
• 38:15
  kind of like alkaline water. Pretty much the same hydrogen water thing here.
• 38:20
  That's the best water you can have at home to drink, cook your food
• 38:22
  in it. I said, you want that clear you know, clear ice.
• 38:25
  You get it with that? Yeah, damn, that sounds clean as
• 38:30
  fun, bro, Because I did. I did well. I did make
• 38:34
  it with this water. About two hundred bucks too fifty for a cheapy system,
• 38:37
  but it'll still work good. Two hundred bucks for some clean water,
• 38:40
  y'all. That doesn't sound too bad, bro. Yeah, spend the money
• 38:45
  and that's not even good, not that forever chemical. Hey, look,
• 38:46
  spend that money. Get that Kanyon system. You'll have that full spectrum that
• 38:52
  because it because you can, if you can make you can get the acidic
• 38:57
  water out of it as well, which is good for like the septic stuff.
• 39:00
  Use that stuff to clean out your wounds. Yeah, Instead of putting
• 39:06
  that flooride in your Yeah, yeah, bro, that sh it's craz I
• 39:08
  remember when you were when the like when we were younger, bro, like
• 39:12
  the tap water would just it would make your ship stop bleeding. And they're
• 39:15
  like now it just doesn't do ship, you know, yeah, like no,
• 39:19
  you were just young. How is your body telling you I'm young?
• 39:23
  There? Like, why am I store? That was just like the water?
• 39:30
  Yeah, bro, a for real dog. It took a while from
• 39:31
  my tattooed. He I was like, damn for you're getting old. Yeah,
• 39:36
  I'm beginning that Like I heard my shoulder working. Now I see why
• 39:38
  like thirty thirty of like eight year olds don't get tattooed and I'm thirty four
• 39:42
  by the way, fuck y'all all right Gerald, Yeah, I was like
• 39:45
  before we even start, but yeah no, but yeah, that ship takes
• 39:49
  a while older you get, Bro, I can't imagine like a grandpa getting
• 39:52
  tattooed, like an old person getting tattooed. That tattoo is never gonna heal
• 39:57
  on, how do you tattoos old person skin? Though it probably will rip
• 40:01
  it out? It probably would rip bro, because like I remember, like
• 40:05
  like when I would hold my Grandma's hand, like I literally bro like I
• 40:09
  was like, hey, but this she could just rip like if you know,
• 40:14
  I'm like, like the cat could rip your skin, lady like that.
• 40:16
  It's crazy. Yeah, that's true. I guess like after a certain
• 40:20
  point, like the skin is not tattoobles because you're not as you you don't
• 40:23
  have as you know, much as much collagen in your skin, and you're
• 40:27
  not as elastic. What's the Yeah, you're not. You don't have that
• 40:32
  flexibility flexibility anymore. That's very true. Do you think you start losing it
• 40:42
  when you have a baby. You have a baby, whenever, whenever nature
• 40:47
  said you lose that snap. I feel like exaer is going to be like
• 40:52
  my dig didn't get hard. I'm doing like like that's what he imagine,
• 40:59
  but like naturally, because you know, when you need what you need viagara,
• 41:01
  you're cheating, I'd be very upset. Like when you like you're cheating
• 41:05
  but you're still winning. You'll get me wrong, Like you still beat the
• 41:07
  game, you know what I mean, Like you're still you still pass the
• 41:08
  level, You're still gonna be you know, still gonna get the flag from
• 41:12
  the pole, Mario, you know what I mean? Like like like,
• 41:15
  but like when when like it just doesn't work naturally, Bro, that's alarming.
• 41:19
  Dog. I asked my dad and he said he's still good, so
• 41:22
  cool. Yeah, but that's your dad's you might be lying, was big,
• 41:24
  I ain't gonna lie. I think about lying and fucked ie probably taking
• 41:29
  all kinds of viagara and was telling me, Now I'm cool because his girlfriend's
• 41:34
  kind of young. So I'm like, you're still holding it down. You
• 41:36
  think of course he's gonna tell you that. I think he's lying. Bro.
• 41:40
  I just said he's a liar. So now I'm thinking about chemist.
• 41:43
  Would you take steroids? Take steroids if it don't work, Like, yeah,
• 41:50
  yeah, steroids gonn't work, bro, but I want to do it.
• 41:52
  Was like Mark Wahlberg steroids, that's part for them, now bar tesks
• 41:54
  like that, I need to stay a live steroids, like like the Mark
• 41:59
  Wahlberg steroids, like those miracles happen. No, he just works out and
• 42:02
  just makes food. Nah, I think, Bro, that's like you say,
• 42:06
  like the rock is naturally jacked. The rock is not naturally No,
• 42:08
  but you don't get like that without working out hard. Anyways. I hate
• 42:10
  when people just how much how many times are you gonna do this? And
• 42:14
  this ship is gonna be any bigger and bigger like the Rocks. He does
• 42:16
  it a lot, dog, let me tell you, does it for like
• 42:19
  three hours a day. Dog, three hours the fucking day doing that ship.
• 42:22
  You just need an hour. It's consistency. You know, you just
• 42:24
  gotta keep doing it. You're working your way up. He's been working out
• 42:28
  for how long? Wherever? And do you know that he flies with weights?
• 42:32
  He flies with weights. Yeah, his own personal way, personal personal
• 42:37
  gym. Yeah, he's got his personal chick instead of taking clothes or homies
• 42:42
  like every other rapper and pounds a week and he could just buy clothes wherever
• 42:45
  he goes exactly what I'm trying to say. But he takes weights like wherever
• 42:47
  he flies. That's how im portant it is to him. When he's like,
• 42:50
  hey and his his assistance gotta put the weights on the fucking can you
• 42:53
  imagine the food like you have to take the bag like if you're an assistant,
• 42:58
  if the Rocks the only one, the only one can I can relate
• 43:01
  is fucking step Tne over here is like, oh yeah, I'm pretty sure
• 43:04
  he has a guitar caddy. You have a guitar caddy. Yeah, I
• 43:09
  mean I'm sure that's not the name, but like technically that's kind of like
• 43:14
  what you're doing. Yeah, yeah tar caddy, yeah saying I mean,
• 43:20
  yeah, that's the same the same thing right at the end. Assistant,
• 43:25
  Yeah, do you have an assistant stuff? Though? No, no,
• 43:29
  have you tried having an assistant? I have not tried, but I definitely
• 43:32
  need to get one mm hmm, just a more organization. Definitely. Would
• 43:39
  you clone yourself? No? Not what what like what if you got to
• 43:45
  keep the clone though? Like you could just like be like, yo,
• 43:50
  this clone likes to fly and then play guitar like you, just like you
• 43:54
  teach him and ship, Like would you consider it like that now? Because
• 44:00
  that seems like a pretty sweet deal. Like if be real, like let's
• 44:01
  just say or be real or like snoop, they hit like sixty or sixty
• 44:05
  five and then like a my back stern hurt real bad, you know what
• 44:07
  I mean? Like you know, like they can't go on to where they
• 44:10
  get cloned and you've never seen movies. He's on now the clone wants to
• 44:14
  kill you. Yeah, then you lose out to your clone bro, and
• 44:16
  he's better than you, you get his own social and then he just starts
• 44:20
  making your money. That's true, though I never thought you got it.
• 44:22
  You gotta have like a for sure way to kill him. Tho, if
• 44:24
  you're gonna get your own clone, like be like, hey, this fool
• 44:27
  has a bomb inside him. If you push it and he ever tries to
• 44:29
  kill me, he's done smarter than you are. That's why it has to
• 44:34
  be. It has to be built into him. What is he gonna do
• 44:37
  cut himself and take it out like you have to build in like a self
• 44:42
  destruct system. And these clones, you're thinking too much weird there, that's
• 44:45
  never gonna happen. Well you think you think they're not cloning people out here?
• 44:49
  You think Howard Stern is the same Howard Stern that he was like twenty
• 44:52
  years ago. That's not the same Howard Stern. Bro, That man is
• 44:54
  different than the real O g Howard Stern, the real og Howard he was
• 45:00
  into some crazy ship. Now was motherfucker's tuning you to good? Jab cloned
• 45:04
  like like straight up cloned, just like Gucci Man, not drinking Lean cloned
• 45:08
  like he loved Lean. Bro, What do you think about Chappelle? You
• 45:12
  think that's you think healthier Chappelle. You think that's healthier like actual, like
• 45:19
  yeah, bro, but like that just saying like he looks more. He
• 45:22
  just does not look like the you know, just doesn't look like the old
• 45:25
  Chapelle clone. It was when he went back to when he went to Africa.
• 45:30
  He went to Africa and then he came back, that guy that came
• 45:32
  back and trans man. Yeah, man, dam you love you. You
• 45:42
  loved when when that happened. But when he got a tackle. I don't
• 45:45
  know who this dude is. He's hilarious, you know what I mean.
• 45:50
  I mean, you know, but I'm just saying there's people I'm telling like
• 45:52
  I just brought that up because there's people that probably have been cloned because they
• 45:58
  cannot have him running him up. Bro. I think like when they silence,
• 46:00
  which I want to say, like the real Howard Stern died probably when
• 46:04
  he had like those families on there and he was just having him like do
• 46:07
  crazy ship for money, and after that major died. I think then that's
• 46:10
  when they like you said, like oh, when Stoom talks off smoking or
• 46:15
  whatever, but if Bureau stop smoking, not a clone, Noah, I
• 46:19
  don't know he's not a clone. Oh but if he stops smoking, he's
• 46:22
  not a clone. But it's real does certain b real does certain things that
• 46:24
  you'd be able to like tell bro like, well, I don't know,
• 46:28
  you tell me he don't sleep ever. I'm thinking he's a clone. I
• 46:30
  see him sleep on the plane, said barely. And I saw him and
• 46:32
  then he said he woke up like two seconds later. Yeah, he did
• 46:36
  exactly. Clone. Shit clone, heout sleeping all the time. Yeah,
• 46:40
  probably at home though, Like yeah, every time we talk about s h
• 46:45
  o he I mean nothing involves sleep, that's true. I don't know he's
• 46:47
  gonna ask like v Res like I've never seen him sleep. My dad never
• 46:52
  sleeps well. I don't ever see him at home, dude, Like you
• 46:54
  know what I'm saying. I'm sure he like he has a pretty comfortable ass
• 46:57
  bed. Yeah. Yeah, he's got the best shirt downstairs. And I
• 47:00
  heard the trash it in the trash chairs r I P had like had like
• 47:07
  fucking black widow eggs. Could have sold it, somebody could have got poisoned,
• 47:10
  could have sold it. People would have bought yours. Fucking uh No,
• 47:16
  he's not gonna tell you that chair with that chair had put been through
• 47:19
  something pleasure fighting death. Yeah, bro, somebody buys that and they get
• 47:27
  a fucking black widow nest in their house. Noah, brow, they can
• 47:30
  make a black widow string. Hey, what's the weirdest thing you ever found?
• 47:34
  Like while doing the snake thing? Have you ever found a snake in
• 47:36
  a toilet? Like an actual snake? Yeah? Snake? No, nothing
• 47:39
  like that. I always been scared of that, for like a snakehead coming
• 47:43
  out of the toilet spiding my asshole. It happens, but not here,
• 47:47
  probably like Africa or like Brazil, but yeah, Florida seems like that Florida.
• 47:53
  You probably see like a baby pop out of there. Like, like,
• 47:57
  what's the craziest ship you have found? In the suits? Though?
• 48:00
  Man? We pulled everything out jeans tony jean jeans yeah, man, down
• 48:06
  the cell phones, Yeah, in the in the sewer, like past the
• 48:08
  toilet into the sewer. They got it. They got it past the holes
• 48:13
  like they passed. So it's in the line and we had to run like
• 48:15
  twenty feet of a snake pull it out. That's impressive. And what do
• 48:19
  you do? I wonder, like what are they doing to just shove that?
• 48:22
  Those jeans down. Somebody puts the same ship. I wonder what happened
• 48:27
  for them to be like, I gotta flush these jeans down the toilet.
• 48:30
  I can see, I can see right. They probably shipped their pants.
• 48:34
  Yeah. Yeah, and it's like, fuck, something's got to come off,
• 48:37
  right it socks normal? Yeah, dude, socks is easy. You
• 48:40
  wipe your ass for the sock. I've never been that. No wait,
• 48:44
  no, no I did it. I did it in camping. You didn't.
• 48:46
  Yeah. I was like, fuck these songs. There's no more toilet
• 48:49
  paper in this fucking public out house. What bro like? It was either
• 48:54
  that or I'll fucking what am I gonna do? It's out of your boxers.
• 48:58
  It's not your now the fucking suction to the toilet. International parks they
• 49:02
  have a lot of suctions. It's like like, but so jeans, tell
• 49:09
  phone out work underwater? You pull out these jeans, and then what do
• 49:16
  you tell that person like you have that. I know you don't need an
• 49:20
  explanation. That's not a job. I want one, like an explanation,
• 49:23
  like well, how the fu or what it's like? We see that in
• 49:27
  commercial stuff more the warehouses again, like casinos and stuff like okay, if
• 49:31
  you see that seems malicious at a warehouse that seems like the Edgar employee and
• 49:36
  there is like fuck this toilet up. Then I was like this ship,
• 49:42
  it's those labor ready employees. You know, they're just you know the pillions
• 49:45
  that are there. They might not come back tomorrow. Yeah, yeah,
• 49:47
  my last day this place. Yeah, just don't to any of those employees
• 49:52
  out there working in any Walmarts, Targets or any cool stores I shop at.
• 49:57
  Let me know so I can steal ship and you let me walk right
• 50:00
  out now just playing man. I ain't joining into the California fucking fun.
• 50:05
  The California fun. That's what everybody looks at the state brother, just like,
• 50:08
  hey, you want to go to California and steel. You think there's
• 50:10
  fools out there in Atlanta or Chicago or like georgiass in Atlanta, right,
• 50:16
  Atlanta is in Georgia. But yeah, there's fools out there. There's probably
• 50:19
  like you want to go steel in La. We need to do glasses because
• 50:22
  they go to to pangam All and they're just like, fuck your bitch,
• 50:25
  hair's gonna do. Just take these glasses. Just leave bro, get on
• 50:30
  the plane fresh as fun bro, thanks Biden, just just leave bro.
• 50:36
  Yeah, thanks do so that's technically a thank you for Biden too. That's
• 50:43
  that's his boy dog. No, but like Jesus is crazy. But I
• 50:45
  can see like like someone's underwear or something like that. Yeah, I know,
• 50:50
  I thought you were gonna find like a gerbil or something in there,
• 50:53
  badges, imagine a dildo, the clog up, the two eddie, a
• 50:59
  thick casal though sucking condom blobs. Yeah, you're fine. I could see
• 51:06
  some full flushing some ship down that. He asked from a side piece at
• 51:08
  his at his main Chicks house. He was like, fuck, I don't
• 51:12
  flush it. You like have a bunch of lipsticks in there. It's because
• 51:15
  like food, like not for nothing, flushy something down the toilet is oddly
• 51:19
  satisfying. Not that's not ship. That's not ship. They don't appreciate that
• 51:23
  dog. They don't know for the money. They probably like that's nothut.
• 51:29
  They can't shut they should they should, like there's not ship, Like just
• 51:30
  do it during normal business hours, you know, don't do that. Like
• 51:34
  one time in school for me, I think it was like fifth or sixth
• 51:37
  grade, I was like looking for this key, huh, I just fucking
• 51:39
  took it all the time. I was like, fuck this teach. Embarrassing
• 51:45
  ones are like when we go to medical offices and the nerves dropped their id
• 51:49
  badge the toilet because I showed me. I'm like, hey, this is
• 51:52
  what I found. Well, so what do you want this? Right?
• 52:00
  Yeah, it off and it'll be right there, just right on top.
• 52:02
  We can put it in an evidence bag. That's another question, little little
• 52:09
  little baggies. Have you ever have you ever gotten in the job and then
• 52:13
  it turned into a crime scene? No, does that happen. I'm sure
• 52:16
  it does. But like whether we beat your whissel or something, and you're
• 52:20
  like, hey, that's a human. I haven't because think about it,
• 52:24
  bro, Like can't wistles underneath the hell's all day long? You see those
• 52:28
  yeah rats? Yeah right rats? But but like yeah, food, But
• 52:34
  like think about it, like somebody could just flush something down the toilet,
• 52:37
  Like you can just like flush like a body part down the toilet. Just
• 52:42
  I wouldn't. That wouldn't go. You have to be a finger finger Maybe
• 52:46
  he's he's over here trying to get rid of a body through a toilet.
• 52:52
  Then you have to they're gonna go by that black bottle with a plastic bag.
• 52:57
  Yeah, so this is no good tooth and tooth. Now it have
• 53:02
  to be like like a hand couldn't go down the toilet, No, no
• 53:06
  clog it up, and it'd be like that Adams family. Yeah, like
• 53:10
  not, yeah, for sure you can't. You have to be something like
• 53:13
  you have to be like, uh like Van Go and just chop your ear
• 53:15
  up. That's crazy, that's what that Giving a bitch of ear? What's
• 53:21
  gonna make that bitch? Like? Wait? Mentally not there, He's like,
• 53:23
  well, what was done? It like that? Not an ear?
• 53:27
  But like, first of all, we don't like Will doesn't paint number one
• 53:31
  number two? Like, how do you know Van Go was retarded? Oh,
• 53:36
  you don't chop off any part of your body unless you're retarded, any
• 53:40
  part, including your fucking ear. Any part. You chop off any part
• 53:44
  of your body, and then you need to go to doctors, including ear
• 53:46
  bango. You should have been checked out. Yeah dog, yeah, but
• 53:55
  is there something wrong when you chop off your ear for whatever reasonnd? This
• 53:59
  chop yeah? This this fucking ko yang man, God damn it. Uh
• 54:05
  this bottle of yack? Yeah, Well, this ship is just gotta be
• 54:08
  feeling Armenian dog hairs grew on my chest and ship, Yeah, start speaking
• 54:16
  louder and louder, even though I don't, even though I don't need to.
• 54:21
  Have you performed the Arminian No, no, yeah, it'sn't like uh
• 54:27
  like I would imagine like like that's like a big fan base, like with
• 54:30
  that demographic, because like you guys are like, have you guys toured with
• 54:35
  System of It Down? Never done an official tour, but we have done
• 54:40
  like the same bales some Yeah, we've done some shows, you know,
• 54:44
  so it's like kind of like the same demographic. Yeah. Sure, I
• 54:47
  would imagine, like I wonder if they've done it. We'll ask travel when
• 54:51
  he comes on here. You ever gone to Armenia. Oh yeah, they
• 54:53
  definitely have that ship seems crazy excited for I'm excited. Yeah, my first
• 54:59
  time. I I've never been. He already he already bout you already bought
• 55:04
  tickets selling out for the first time ever. Coach is like out, there's
• 55:07
  people trying to go. I don't know why they like by two get one
• 55:10
  free, like by come on, It's just it's just they need to hive
• 55:15
  you. Maybe you know I've never been to coach other. I've never been
• 55:19
  really the only time I've ever wanted to go was kind of when I saw
• 55:22
  Tupac the caligram and I was like, it's tied. I was like,
• 55:25
  but then I was like, there's a lot of people. Ye like when
• 55:29
  I see those crowds, like, I don't get hard like Zaber does,
• 55:31
  like when he artist, like like I look at I look at that ship.
• 55:39
  I was like, man, I must stink. Let me get backstage
• 55:42
  though. Email this. The girls in bikinis, the pasties, they stink
• 55:46
  and they sweat. Bro, they're in the crowd, bro, Like you
• 55:49
  think that they're on drugs. People on drugs sweat, bro, Like it's
• 55:52
  fine, so it's cool. I just like you don't sweat. You're sweating
• 55:55
  right now. I'm not sweating right now. Uncomfortable, bro, But not
• 56:00
  like not not Coachella sweat. Coachella sweat is different because I even I come
• 56:05
  out. Why do you think that fly landed on your dick in the fucking
• 56:07
  bathroom? Bro? Because you smelled good? Flies land on ship? You
• 56:12
  know what I mean? They eat ship and ship decided to land on your
• 56:15
  dick, bro, Like, who knows what you're stuck in here. Bro,
• 56:19
  Apparently somebody did ain't know the night before. Yeah, bros, Yeah
• 56:29
  Bro, no shower that fly knew how to fucking straight fucking Kami Kazi on
• 56:32
  his way off to your dick. Yeah, bro, but that ship that
• 56:38
  seems like a lot, Bro. I don't know. I'll probably I'll make
• 56:42
  my way that way. That's nasty hopefully this year. That's that just seems
• 56:46
  like a lot, though. Man' let's go. I will, But I'm
• 56:50
  not doing the whole staying there like you. No, Bro, I'm driving
• 56:52
  over there and then and then and then a lot of people do that,
• 56:57
  right, Yeah, definitely what are you putting up on the screen? Right?
• 57:05
  Can you say it? Maybe that he doesn't have a mic? Oh,
• 57:08
  we play on on both weekends, and we play on Friday, So
• 57:13
  it's good that way, you know, we don't have to be there the
• 57:15
  whole weekend unless somebody wants to stay there, you know for the whole thing.
• 57:17
  You could just go get a hotel with the casino nearby or one of
• 57:22
  those, and then just go to the concert and then drive back. You
• 57:24
  book it, you know what I'm saying, Like, Well, probably they're
• 57:27
  already way up. Yeah, they're way up. I tried looking into airbnbs.
• 57:30
  Yeah, I'm sure, I'm sure we have something. The prices like,
• 57:34
  we want to stick it in your butt if you want to stay here,
• 57:37
  yeah, first show you that you're not even going to Yeah yeah,
• 57:42
  damn that's a lot, bro. Yeah, but I mean, I'm sure
• 57:44
  you could find a spot like thirty minutes away. That's we looked, not
• 57:47
  even thirty minutes out. We looked, and I was going to hit you
• 57:51
  up and see if you want to do some golfing while you're out there.
• 57:53
  It's expensive, man, way too expensive. They know how to come up
• 57:58
  out there. About what fight grand a night? Yeah for a nerbnb that's
• 58:04
  about thirty minutes away. That's crazy. Five grand a night for what a
• 58:08
  three bedroom? Has it come with hookers? Like I'm just like Jesus,
• 58:15
  like, I just like that's like fucking like God, damn, bring your
• 58:20
  own hose. Hey do you do plumbing? If anybody here is hearing you
• 58:25
  on, then they need some fucking They got low here in l A La,
• 58:29
  Orange County, Ali County, Orange County. I mean I go pretty
• 58:31
  much all the way to Culver City up into downtown that way I go up
• 58:35
  to like Anaheim. That's as far as I'll go. I mean, I'll
• 58:37
  go to Riverside for something if it's for some for sure work, if the
• 58:40
  work's gonna get done, nothing like for an estimate. I'll give you a
• 58:44
  price over the phone for that. But yeah, we go to San Diego's
• 58:46
  ry. We have a couple of accounts that we take care of out there.
• 58:50
  Yeah, we go out there. How do you go about getting new
• 58:52
  clients? Bro? Like, how is that? How is that business?
• 58:54
  Like? How do you ever tell man? That's the saleswoman over there?
• 58:57
  Oh? All right, so she handles the sales. He handles sales.
• 59:00
  Yes, yeah, she's all around like team players. You can get down
• 59:02
  and dirty, and then she can also do the sales. You just get
• 59:05
  a phone call and be like, hey he can hear Chris, this is
• 59:07
  you got the tools? He's the artist, Bro. He don't. He's
• 59:10
  like, hey, bro, I paint the pictures. Bro. I was
• 59:13
  like, she booked me. Yeah pretty much? Yeah yeah bro, Like
• 59:16
  that's that's a pretty good sweet gig though, But is there a gig that
• 59:20
  you ever turned down? Like you're like, hey, I don't want to
• 59:22
  fix the toilets. On mc nineland. Let's go pay well, don't do
• 59:30
  it, but it won't pay well. Now we do it all. I
• 59:34
  mean, we got to counsel, we gotta go, we get in,
• 59:36
  we take care of it, make our money. Chucky cheese. I wish
• 59:38
  we had Choki cheese. That would be good. But that ship is gonna
• 59:42
  be kind of crazy, bro, Like kids flush a lot of ship down
• 59:45
  the toilet. Everybody flushed ship down the toilet. You know what you know
• 59:50
  worth the worst? I'm gonna say the airport budget at the spot. Those
• 59:54
  are international ships. Yeah, install install a you know, a week ago,
• 1:00:00
  and then we go and it's all taking apart the ejected, the ejected
• 1:00:04
  handles and everything, like what the fuck the handles on the airport? That's
• 1:00:08
  right. Something from India is like this is good brass. Right, Yeah,
• 1:00:15
  he's trying to sell it to you and he's gypsying people in the street
• 1:00:17
  at this pace of bad doos. You know what bathroom airport that Japanese airport.
• 1:00:23
  In general, people they are I wouldn't. I would, yeah,
• 1:00:28
  people go handing their no, but some people just stump pulled the handle inside.
• 1:00:30
  Bro, Like this was like have you ever likely There's been times,
• 1:00:34
  bro, where I'm like, I lost the feeling of wanting to take a
• 1:00:37
  ship after I smelled the bathroom you know where, you know where. I've
• 1:00:39
  never seen a good bathroom. I've been too a couple strip clubs. Those
• 1:00:45
  bathrooms sucking, sucked, dude. Those bathrooms are always trash, dog,
• 1:00:49
  No one cares. Sometimes pretty things can make ugly things, that's for sure.
• 1:00:54
  Those bathrooms are never nized. Dog. And you expectin maybe one of
• 1:00:59
  these bitches ones that the bathroom. We got twelve bitches and there get one
• 1:01:00
  of them to clean his bathroom. They're not the cleaning type I know,
• 1:01:04
  don't clean anything about the bathroom. Will clean your asshole before they clean that
• 1:01:07
  bathroom. Dog. That's why it's something like Eddy saying, who the fuck
• 1:01:14
  fucks shut up? Remember that story? He said, slip yeah, because
• 1:01:19
  I know ever and he told me that those bathrooms are discussing the strip cup
• 1:01:22
  bathroom is probably disgusting. They're all the peering. They want to flush it
• 1:01:24
  down the toilet, dog, And really that bathroom flush the tampons on the
• 1:01:28
  toilet. It does the same ship it does the chicken. It stops everything
• 1:01:30
  up. Nothing worse than the secret. I always see that sign and I'm
• 1:01:35
  like, who gives a fuck Disneyland fold they give away for free dog,
• 1:01:37
  And remember I tossled in there. I was like, they must have the
• 1:01:43
  best plumbing though, Disneyland must They probably have like plumbers on deck, right,
• 1:01:45
  Yeah, they got what they got engineers. They got their engineers.
• 1:01:49
  You know they do it all engineers. That's like Disney ship though magic engineers.
• 1:01:57
  Yeah yeah, bro, Like, well, I walked by the I
• 1:02:06
  walked by the spot Disney Food, like there used to be this rotating ship
• 1:02:09
  by the cars where he used to drive right and Disney man by whether Michael
• 1:02:14
  Jackson ride used to be at in Space Mountain. Michael Jackson had a ride,
• 1:02:16
  Yeah he had, Yeah, used to It was tight. I know
• 1:02:20
  that. What did it do take little kids away? No? He just
• 1:02:24
  he saved something in space and he played music. It was pretty bad ass.
• 1:02:29
  But like this thing used to rotate dog, And I was about to
• 1:02:31
  ask one of the employees there. I was like, hey, so I
• 1:02:37
  wanted to ask one of the employees, like, hey, what did the
• 1:02:38
  girl get smashed? Because like, you know that there used to be this
• 1:02:43
  rotating fucking thing. Bro, Like this little rotating building. Yeah, food,
• 1:02:47
  and like she got pancaked. She didn't. She was too small for
• 1:02:50
  the they put out the end. No, it wasn't a ride. It
• 1:02:52
  wasn't a ride. It's like the whole platform used to move, used to
• 1:02:54
  be a showroom, and the whole thing used to rotate, and I guess
• 1:02:58
  it's this like girl's hair got caught in it and the ship just was like
• 1:03:01
  smashed. Yeah, no ship, you got bulldozed or like I'm sorry,
• 1:03:07
  like you know, the little thing for the construction she got smashed. And
• 1:03:12
  then there was one some one food that got his feet chopped off, and
• 1:03:14
  then after that they were just like non down. Did you see the one
• 1:03:16
  where there was an explosion on the boat someone got their hand chopped off or
• 1:03:21
  something. What piates of the Caribbean, Yeah, something like that. You
• 1:03:24
  should look into that age. So check this out for what piates of the
• 1:03:28
  Caribbean. The last time I was in there, Food, there was like
• 1:03:30
  a bunch of some owes on the boat, right, you got nervous,
• 1:03:36
  No, it was all cool, right, And I was like all right,
• 1:03:38
  hell yeah, three in a row, right, But I'm like,
• 1:03:40
  there's such things as a geometry in fucking physics, bro, you know what
• 1:03:45
  I mean, Like, you can't just have two fucking piles of meat on
• 1:03:49
  one side and fucking one cow on the other side, you know what I'm
• 1:03:52
  saying. Like it like food. Like at first, we're like, all
• 1:03:57
  right, cool, we got enough space, and then the Disney person was
• 1:03:59
  like, no, you go to Special two more. And I was like,
• 1:04:01
  oh, ship went on the right side, and the boats started going
• 1:04:06
  like to the ride like I was like like like I started moving to my
• 1:04:12
  girlfriend. I was like, hey on, I switch with me. You
• 1:04:13
  know, I was gonna balance this ship out. That was the most nerve
• 1:04:17
  wrecking Pirates of the Current Being ride because I kept seeing the water just go
• 1:04:23
  like just like literally almost hit the little edge of the boat, and I'm
• 1:04:26
  like, fuck this water, bro, We're about to sink. I was
• 1:04:30
  like, fuck this water. And this one keeps moving like he's skinny and
• 1:04:32
  ship like he keeps doing like aerobic ship and he's all hyped, and I'm
• 1:04:35
  just like food strong, fat ass down dog, like we're not meant to
• 1:04:39
  fucking make up be on these little boats. And then like like there's that
• 1:04:43
  part. I know, the fucking crocodile was artificial, you know what I
• 1:04:45
  mean? But like, yeah, yes, of course not. But I'm
• 1:04:48
  saying like I'm like, but I'm like, if this ship just tips over
• 1:04:53
  here, I'm just panicking, bro, Like I'm gonna panic for get assuit.
• 1:04:57
  Oh, I'm just I'm I'm looking for all the Jewish last names on
• 1:05:00
  my phone. I was like, there's got to be like two or three
• 1:05:02
  lawyers in there. How dirty you think that water is. It's like ashes,
• 1:05:06
  It gets filtered. Oh, that water gets filtered. Yeah, man,
• 1:05:10
  yeah, otherwise it would be smelling. They got they got a good
• 1:05:13
  filter system, probably one of the best. I would say, hope they
• 1:05:17
  do. They got those big ass tanks. Those tanks you see in the
• 1:05:20
  back in the background, those are big filters. You can buy a Disney
• 1:05:23
  toilet too from their warehouse thing like, like because they know for the top
• 1:05:26
  suites they have like a special team Disney to what's a Disney toilet? Why
• 1:05:30
  do you know this? Why are you looking into this? I know you
• 1:05:31
  look Disney, but like, what are you trying to what's your house?
• 1:05:34
  It's your house? Show up by the statue of wall holding the mouse like
• 1:05:41
  this in front of my house. No, no, like like So I
• 1:05:45
  know this because my friend works, you know, he's him and his wife.
• 1:05:48
  They work. They work at the park and they get to know the
• 1:05:51
  ins and out and like I get to go to the warehouse d and get
• 1:05:55
  like you know, like super discounted Disney stuff sometimes reseal and then he's like
• 1:05:59
  a man. He's like when you you know, he's like, because I'm
• 1:06:01
  looking at buying the house, He's like when you when you you know,
• 1:06:04
  get your house a little fighter you move in, He's like, you know,
• 1:06:06
  you can buy some of the like nice like upper furniture when they like
• 1:06:11
  replace it from like the super sweets. And I was like, what for
• 1:06:13
  real? He was like yeah, like so like so like like so like
• 1:06:19
  he's like he told me. He was like, yeah, like check out
• 1:06:21
  this night stand right And this ship was like Mickey ear shape, but it's
• 1:06:25
  like oak wood, bro and like this ship had like and I was like,
• 1:06:28
  what the fuck? Bro? I was like, this ship was you
• 1:06:30
  could only see this if you stay in that one sweet. So they have
• 1:06:32
  this straight kind of furniture and there were these toilets that they have like an
• 1:06:36
  extra surplus that they never used, just in case they had to replace the
• 1:06:41
  toilets up there. They have like two or three extra on deck, and
• 1:06:43
  they were just like, hey, we're just gonna sell them off because you're
• 1:06:45
  changed the model and food. The fucking little the switch, the little fucking
• 1:06:48
  the little flush thing was Mickey Mouse. Yeah, Mickey Mouse. Yeah.
• 1:06:54
  The faucets and ship food like hand like they sold all. I was like,
• 1:06:58
  what the fuck, Yeah, you can have house Mackey Mouse up.
• 1:07:00
  That's hilarious because if I had a mansion, I want to like Carface this
• 1:07:03
  Disney man, I won't like this. Carface is my world and he don't
• 1:07:08
  just want to fox it. And we just stayed there that night. Though
• 1:07:15
  she liked the fossil like that. No, No, that's a kid toy
• 1:07:17
  then fool Nah, that ship looks classy. The one I'm talking about.
• 1:07:20
  It's a long handl and it's got like kind of like the Mickey head at
• 1:07:24
  the end of it. Magic. I think a lot of homeless people have
• 1:07:27
  some of those in their tent. Hell yeah, no, I'm not gonna
• 1:07:30
  lie. I usually don't feel bad for the homeless, but I was.
• 1:07:32
  It was raining hard on these motherfuckers. All of a sudden, you care
• 1:07:35
  oft Like I said, I'm like I saw the river four flows like by.
• 1:07:45
  I was like, God's plumbing. I was like, God, we
• 1:07:49
  have a lead color flover. Yeah, bro, I was like, what's
• 1:07:55
  up? You know? I said, I don't want to get I don't
• 1:08:00
  know. I have a message that will send me that you wrote and he
• 1:08:02
  send you the headline and he you wrote back, where's the pinker? Yeah?
• 1:08:06
  Because he fucking sent me some article. I was, why you're sending
• 1:08:10
  me an article? At least send if you're gonna send me something something,
• 1:08:12
  but I haven't send me the pig. And he did it because he said
• 1:08:15
  send me the pig from after article. I was like, damn dog nac
• 1:08:19
  for real. Okay, that's what I don't know, man, I'm like
• 1:08:24
  that that that that seems like that kind of celebrity. Should they feel violated?
• 1:08:30
  Do you feel violated somebody leak your nudes? Yeah, they're out there,
• 1:08:34
  Like they're not out there, but some chicks have them. They can
• 1:08:36
  be leaked right now. Like I would get I would feel violated if my
• 1:08:40
  gut was in the picture, But if it was just my penis, I'm
• 1:08:43
  like, all right, I'm not ashamed, you know what I mean,
• 1:08:45
  Like i'd be like like I'd be like, hey, if you don't get
• 1:08:47
  my pants in there, bro, Like the penis like you know what I
• 1:08:51
  mean? I mean like just know I could put it work right, Like
• 1:08:54
  I'd be like, yeah, cropping out, you know what I mean?
• 1:08:58
  Photo on it? You have photo shopping. Well, you're not taking a
• 1:09:02
  whole body nude. That's like a woman type of nude bro, Like you
• 1:09:04
  know what I mean, Like a woman would take a whole body nud or
• 1:09:06
  like a like a hot dude like you have a six pack. I feel
• 1:09:11
  like you send a full body type of pick to a chick favors like in
• 1:09:14
  the mirror, just like sideways. All I know is I can picture so
• 1:09:19
  many fucked up pictures right now, but I'm not gonna say a single one
• 1:09:24
  of them because I don't even want to project that kind of theft. Is
• 1:09:28
  like in my mind, I'm like getting like bam bam. I'm like,
• 1:09:32
  yeahaber is the type to put it next to the remote control Because I know,
• 1:09:39
  y'all, I know you guys are thinking the same. Man. All
• 1:09:42
  I know is if he don't want to do it, he'd have to make
• 1:09:44
  sure he's hind hungry logos there If not. He is so mad. Like
• 1:09:47
  what I got temporary went borrowing. I got temporary tattoos. That's the thing.
• 1:09:56
  It's an ice breaker that needs a great you think about pitt your Tipperary
• 1:10:00
  tattoo out there. I'm going to make some strong thongs out there where only
• 1:10:10
  the real strong could wear. I know. If you made, you have
• 1:10:13
  like a bunch of like Steve O type dudes buying them, and like the
• 1:10:17
  type of dudes who like I want to be like the drummer from Gwen Stefani's
• 1:10:20
  band. For sure. Yeah, like those kind of dudes buying it made
• 1:10:26
  strong bras. You get one thrown back at you, for sure, I
• 1:10:29
  guarantee it strong Bras hit. That's definitely got only because I know you only
• 1:10:34
  double only enough. I know you get it thrown at you. You make
• 1:10:43
  some fans get breast in largements just if you're like, I want to throw
• 1:10:48
  one step to man, I can't wear step bras and you get brastone at
• 1:10:53
  you. It happens on occasion. So what's not at me? Though?
• 1:10:57
  I think they just the band, you know, But like it's in your
• 1:11:00
  area. What's the craziest ship you've seen thrown up on stage. No.
• 1:11:03
  I mean, you know, I'm sure that there's probably been one at some
• 1:11:09
  point in time. I personally haven't seen it. That's not to say it's
• 1:11:12
  never happened. But if she did, Like no, it's like a caterpillar,
• 1:11:19
  just fucking movement. It would have been. It would eventually go off
• 1:11:25
  the stage. Bro, It's just like die on start you go, you're
• 1:11:29
  walking across stage, you don't see it, get totally tripped, but don't
• 1:11:33
  dies vibrator on stage. Horrible, Jesus dude, horrible. He would just
• 1:11:42
  see his ghost come out again and then he just go back into his body.
• 1:11:45
  Len Skill, he's had that experience before he got hit by a car.
• 1:11:48
  He saw his ghost. Yeah, we talked about it last time you
• 1:11:50
  learned how to It was like Casper that he had the real Casper experience,
• 1:11:55
  like the movie that was. You ever been to a haunted place for like,
• 1:11:59
  you been to a place where you're like, hey, it's kind of
• 1:12:02
  weird. Hospitals or toilets flushing itself. Yeah, go ship, you know
• 1:12:12
  that ship happens somebody who died and yeah, so the hospitals, hospitals,
• 1:12:15
  medical buildings and the creepiest Yeah, like you like, and I haven't got
• 1:12:21
  anything like that. Nothing creepy. You believe in that ship. I mean,
• 1:12:25
  I'm sure there's ship out there like that, but haven't experienced it.
• 1:12:28
  Damn, I would imagine, because like there's fools that, like, do
• 1:12:30
  fools die on the toilet? I'm sure people die on the toilet? Sure,
• 1:12:36
  Yeah, it's pretty it's pretty legendary, that's what they say. But
• 1:12:42
  I ain't seen no pictures. I know if you bought one of those Japanese
• 1:12:45
  toilets, you'd want to die. You'd be like sitting me on it,
• 1:12:49
  old man, old man, he's still taking happy Hey, if Elvis was
• 1:12:56
  alive still, how old would be? It's got the heat I feel on
• 1:13:00
  the toilet blue light on k Like eighty always had a gold toilet, though,
• 1:13:09
  Man, I took a ship in that to you'd be eighty nine right
• 1:13:12
  now. Wow. So he could still be alive right now, be alive.
• 1:13:15
  He'd probably still be performing in Ves. That last movie was kind of
• 1:13:19
  fucked up. It's not like during COVID we would have heard like Elvis got
• 1:13:24
  it and we're like, hey, I tell you this. The story of
• 1:13:28
  him still being alive is a lot more exciting. Than him dying on the
• 1:13:31
  toilet. I'm sorry, I do agree with that. Have you seen the
• 1:13:34
  movie last when they came out with Yeah that movie. That movie, dude,
• 1:13:40
  that movie is really fucking good. I thought it was really good.
• 1:13:43
  I was like, and you can't help but to feel for him where he
• 1:13:46
  was just like he just wanted an artistic freedom expression, like he knew what
• 1:13:50
  made his ship rock, and then they wanted to censor him when they and
• 1:13:54
  then you saw the the side of just the unhap what happens when you tried
• 1:13:59
  to k's your beautiful bird? And he knew he could light it up.
• 1:14:02
  Yeah, he had amore he could turn it on. Yeah, like it
• 1:14:05
  didn't even that like for the Christmas, the Christmas thing where he was just
• 1:14:09
  like he stopped saying this and he was like, yeah, I thought you
• 1:14:12
  were done, but no he still did it. I'm a big Yeah me
• 1:14:15
  too. So I used to do like handyman shap like clean houses and every
• 1:14:20
  once in a while I used to do it and Koto the casa. It's
• 1:14:23
  like uh fancy over there in Orange County. It's like the Beverly Hills,
• 1:14:26
  Orange County. Like it's like a fucking private community in Orange County. It's
• 1:14:30
  like super bowler ship. And sometimes I do, what do you know about
• 1:14:32
  all these gated communities you lived in one food Like, like I told you,
• 1:14:38
  I was a handyman and people rich people get handy man like we do
• 1:14:41
  handyman ship, like clean car, clean the carpet, maybe take change the
• 1:14:45
  toilet. And I was just I was my uncle, my uncle. I'll
• 1:14:47
  go ahead and every once in a while and get to the house, I'm
• 1:14:49
  like, this person must be rich. Have you ever done like a celebrity
• 1:14:53
  house or over you? Like, bro, this is like this house has
• 1:14:56
  to be like Elon Musk type ship. I haven't done like that. I
• 1:15:00
  mean done some big ass fancy houses like down he got some money. A
• 1:15:02
  lot of times you're dealing with their assistance or you know, just the aids
• 1:15:06
  or whatever. She's done some fatements actress house Charlie Staring, But but she
• 1:15:14
  wasn't there. She was dealing with her pop. Yeah, it's still cool
• 1:15:16
  cool to Yeah, yeah, I did thought at a spot and you know,
• 1:15:23
  you see some famous people. I met this guy doing plumbing. Oh
• 1:15:29
  I don't know. Yeah, can we get that story? Hold? Yeah,
• 1:15:31
  Steph was like we had too much popoys. I was actually changing water
• 1:15:38
  voalves at his house, every single water volves. No no no. I
• 1:15:42
  was like, dude, what did you eat? It was all the valves.
• 1:15:45
  And then then we re routed one pipe because I was the way we
• 1:15:48
  redid one of our bedrooms and we needed to redirect this pipe because the way
• 1:15:53
  it was initially it was coming down behind these little wooden scrims, so we
• 1:15:59
  took those out, but we had to put the pipe back in the wall,
• 1:16:03
  which at some point we're gonna end up redoing the entire whole thing,
• 1:16:08
  because at some point it has to be done. I want to get it
• 1:16:10
  all readone because I was like we were talking about like I want I want
• 1:16:14
  the water to hit me, like yeah, the water, yeah that water,
• 1:16:17
  turn it down, Turn it down, bro. I want to feel
• 1:16:20
  like I'm protesting outside. I want to feel like like, no shower head
• 1:16:29
  on the straight sign coming with an umbrella, Dude, that would be a
• 1:16:39
  hell of a sales pitch for Like if I ever had a shower head like
• 1:16:43
  you ain't protesting but ship yeah, turned on my protest power in my shower,
• 1:16:48
  yeah, bro, Like I want the years of sucking arm pit to
• 1:16:51
  come up, bro, just like yo, hey, bro, like this
• 1:16:55
  ship clean. So then okay, because no exfoliation that hydro clans from that
• 1:17:02
  day. From that day, yeah said, we weren't even smoking. I
• 1:17:06
  was working. We're just chip chaining while I was working, you know,
• 1:17:09
  okay, working chatting't even know who, you didn't even know you were trying
• 1:17:13
  to. I'll start telling him about flat earth and everything. Already he heard
• 1:17:18
  about it, heard all that. Man, I know you think it's crazy.
• 1:17:21
  Let me tell you about some real crazy ship. White's fixing your ship.
• 1:17:27
  It's like he's like, you know who Alex Jones, what about say
• 1:17:39
  man? And and were you were you like open to that kind of stuff
• 1:17:43
  before? Already open to it? Okay, so he didn't like hit me
• 1:17:47
  like damn, this was crazy. Now you know I had already heard about
• 1:17:50
  all that. That's what I'm like, because you seem like like you're like
• 1:17:54
  like you can You're like you kind of seem like the kind of food that
• 1:17:57
  I'm like, all right, this was a plumber. But he goes to
• 1:17:58
  the session, needs to beat something times or like this was just straight like
• 1:18:01
  this has no idea about this world, you know what I mean That's what
• 1:18:06
  I mean because like like just don't eat that ship on Sundays and Mondays what
• 1:18:12
  not? You can eat that every day on Sundays and Mondays, you know
• 1:18:16
  what. To know why because for sun and stuff like that, it's the
• 1:18:19
  day that they re up on the fresh produce they hold. They hold that
• 1:18:24
  produce for a week. That's the longest they can hold it. That's why,
• 1:18:28
  Like when you go to seafood restaurants, that's why, like on a
• 1:18:30
  Sunday, when you go to sea on Sunday and you're and you see you're
• 1:18:33
  like, what to tacos like fish tacos. I'm getting a deal open to
• 1:18:38
  clear out that old stuff. And you take somebody like Tommy with weak stomach
• 1:18:42
  genetics to Mexican food and fish tacos fuck him up, like straight up.
• 1:18:47
  Or somebody like Rock, like Rock will died from meeting Sunday fish doacos.
• 1:18:51
  Bro Like yeah, like don't have Sunday and Monday fish tacos unless you got
• 1:18:59
  strong gut. Yeah, okay, day Tommy can handle it. Rock would
• 1:19:01
  die like Rock for sure. It would be like dude, Rock because it's
• 1:19:06
  rocks like technically white white, you know what I'm saying it was like white.
• 1:19:13
  Yeah, yeah, New York. White is just just Italian because like
• 1:19:17
  New York's fucking Mexican is the Irish. It's always has been like yeah,
• 1:19:23
  like yeah, like straight up, bro, New York's Mexican has always been
• 1:19:28
  the Irish because we're like, it's too cold for any of us real fucking
• 1:19:30
  Mexicans to go up over there like Latinos. But like like they treated us
• 1:19:34
  just to say, they were just like hey, we we kind of don't
• 1:19:38
  like you, but you fools work hard New York. New York has its
• 1:19:41
  home formula in the water supply, and that's all it is. The way
• 1:19:45
  they are is the way their water supply is. Then there's certain recipe that
• 1:19:48
  they makes that that that New York personality. So Kelly Blaze is a product
• 1:19:57
  of mean water. Can you can you read? Oh you can't read it?
• 1:20:02
  Can you read that pin thing from whatever? I mean famous because of
• 1:20:09
  the water I've been smoking faces, I don't know dogs. Hey, if
• 1:20:15
  it's water, that's about I read, I'll read it right now. Uh,
• 1:20:20
  this is the pin comment. Before we get into the super chests.
• 1:20:24
  We have a shipload by the way, I do see a shiploadbody, we're
• 1:20:27
  gonna yeah, uh the Soonzale says security dude from my parents, Mini Mall
• 1:20:34
  got blasted by his wife while he was on the toilet taking a dump.
• 1:20:41
  Found out he was cheating with a fine white chick at the Mini. That's
• 1:20:49
  crazy to get shot. We'll taking a ship on the throne. That's the
• 1:20:54
  worst, Like, that's the worst time for like no good time to get
• 1:20:58
  shot from Jurassic Park. Remember that t Rex. Yeah, and that foe
• 1:21:05
  thought he was safe. He started taking the ships and he was like no,
• 1:21:09
  t Rex was like easy prey. Hey, all right, first of
• 1:21:14
  all, like think that's kind of like if that chick blasted him, Like
• 1:21:17
  she at least has a chance of love again, because she could just be
• 1:21:19
  gay for the stay and fucking prison and then just be like I'm just getting
• 1:21:23
  appuciate the whole time. Man. But she's going and she's going to jail.
• 1:21:27
  She's going to jail for life. Yeah, but she can at least
• 1:21:30
  find a partner in here. She finds another life for bro, Like this
• 1:21:32
  fool's dad no ship, that's why she's going to jail. Yeah, but
• 1:21:36
  like she has another chance at love, bro, Like you care about now.
• 1:21:41
  You sound very weird right now. Were like you're just worried about her
• 1:21:44
  finding because that's she's a crime of passion. No, it's not. It
• 1:21:47
  is a crime of passion. Crime passion means on the on the spot.
• 1:21:51
  She already found out she once got a gun. That's not crime passion.
• 1:21:54
  Crown passion means like on site, on site, dog damn, I would
• 1:22:00
  let's not crying passion. Crimea passion is like you catch you catch, you
• 1:22:03
  catch, like the dude stick in your wife and you're like, yeah,
• 1:22:06
  you can shoot him there. Yeah, like you like when the don know
• 1:22:10
  what we like when detectives show up and they show and they literally see that
• 1:22:14
  the dick stole in there and be like crime of passion, like and you're
• 1:22:17
  definitely gonna be crime and passion like you were like, you know, they
• 1:22:20
  were still boning. There was so much passion in this. Not for me,
• 1:22:24
  but there was passion. Wait, look, I mean sorry they were.
• 1:22:29
  Look at what a crime of passion is. I don't believe it is.
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  If you walked in on somebody boning, right, you know your your
• 1:22:34
  your partner, why not just join in? Throw throw curveball, throw curveb
• 1:22:42
  off this motherfucker and crime and crime law. A crime of passion is a
• 1:22:56
  crime committed in the heat of passion, or we're response to provocative as opposed
• 1:23:02
  to a crime that was premeditated or deliberated. That's your best reading I've ever
• 1:23:10
  heard. I'm just telling you have a good time. I meaning so stingy
• 1:23:19
  as I said, in the heat of the in the heat of passion.
• 1:23:21
  Literally, dude, you can't you can't see your you can't see your wife.
• 1:23:25
  You can't see your wife boning someone and go to the car so I
• 1:23:27
  can't show up and then be like, hold on, I'm gonna play Heat
• 1:23:29
  of the moment by Asia and then shoot you. Yeah, like you can't
• 1:23:35
  go by gun, Like if I walk in, there'll be an Alexa connect
• 1:23:40
  play heat of the moment, like you know what I mean? Like,
• 1:23:43
  yeah, but no, he's on. You can't do that ship. You
• 1:23:45
  can't even technically leave the house. You're leaving the house. It gives you
• 1:23:47
  enough time to think about what you're about to do. And that's not passion,
• 1:23:53
  crime and passion or whatever. Stephone, I got a questions since you're
• 1:23:58
  you're really big on like terrains on the earth. You know what, when
• 1:24:01
  you're on an airplane and you're like on these like, OK, I went
• 1:24:05
  to Denver not too long ago, and now the whole time I kept looking
• 1:24:09
  out the window because I'm like, it's nothing but ocean, and you see
• 1:24:12
  all these mountains with little fucking trails. Who the fuck is in these trails
• 1:24:15
  in the middle and over there's no house, there's nothing, there's bodies of
• 1:24:19
  water, Like, what's going on out there? I've been telling you because
• 1:24:21
  I've been watching a lot of videos lately. I've been following this one Bigfoot
• 1:24:27
  channel, and it's amazing how often people actually film Bigfoot and what seems to
• 1:24:34
  be like a common theme when it comes to recording Bigfoot or even just giants,
• 1:24:39
  Like people still see and film giants, you know what I mean.
• 1:24:43
  And where they seem to always catch these beings at are running along the tops
• 1:24:46
  of mountains or near the tops of mountains, like they stay completely away from
• 1:24:51
  us, and that's where the space they occupy, and that's where people always
• 1:24:56
  seem to see them. I mean, they do see him down in the
• 1:25:00
  wars with them and all that too, But generally speaking, a lot of
• 1:25:02
  I see a lot of a lot of sightings that are up high on the
• 1:25:05
  mountains. If they, I mean, I don't know if I believe in
• 1:25:09
  them or not. I definitely believe in them, but I think they have
• 1:25:13
  to be interdimensional, Like they gotta be smarter than we think they are.
• 1:25:15
  They're not. If not, they would have already been caught. Well,
• 1:25:18
  they were dumb like a fucking monkey. They'd been caught we think they are.
• 1:25:24
  Why do you think they find? They definitely don't know. I don't
• 1:25:27
  know what female they've been, like Yo Khmer and then the white girl that
• 1:25:30
  disappears, I definitely have I definitely don't know whether they're interdimensional or not.
• 1:25:35
  But there are definitely many strange occurrences when it comes to them. Like there's
• 1:25:42
  stories of people talk like I heard this one good story where like like,
• 1:25:45
  uh, a guy got tapped into ship, like one snuck up on him
• 1:25:50
  and tapped him in the shoulder and he and he was, you know,
• 1:25:54
  he was describing himself, you know, like, hey, you know he's
• 1:25:57
  like six something. You know, maybe he was any had on one of
• 1:26:00
  those uh what are those suits where you're like camouflaging yourself in the bush,
• 1:26:04
  you know what those are called? Yeah, and he had one of those
• 1:26:09
  on. So he thinks that he kind of like the like the Bigfoot,
• 1:26:12
  was confused because he actually, you know, came up on him once he
• 1:26:16
  took off the suit and he realized that it was a human. It freaked
• 1:26:19
  him out and he ran away like he didn't know that it was a human.
• 1:26:25
  Yeah, he got confused. Yeah, So yeah, No, I
• 1:26:29
  definitely believe in the in Bigfoot. I definitely believe in the giants. Definitely
• 1:26:32
  believe that that this reality is is far far crazier than any of us are
• 1:26:39
  even talking about. I'm a believer a Bigfoot as well too. Man,
• 1:26:44
  Like, whenever I see like like I said, when the whole time,
• 1:26:46
  when I was even megadon, that's a possibility, Bro, there's so much
• 1:26:50
  of the ocean that had Godzilla is a possibility if you really think about it.
• 1:26:57
  Okay, not the fire breathing Godzilla, but something like a big that
• 1:27:00
  fucking is the reason all the gators exist, Like a fucking Donkey Kong looking
• 1:27:03
  gater. He can for sure come out of the ocean, Bro. A
• 1:27:05
  lot of that ship's unexplored. I believe there's Atlantis out there too. Atlantis
• 1:27:11
  is off the coast of Africa. That's why there's a lot of magic ship
• 1:27:15
  coming out of Africa. Bro, That's why these motherfuckers always believed the magic,
• 1:27:18
  especially when it comes to the seashells and ship like that, because it
• 1:27:20
  was coming from fucking Atlanta's bro, and whether whatever they interpreted it is quote
• 1:27:25
  unquote magic, it was just all electromagnegative pulses and vibrations going on from whatever
• 1:27:29
  they had uncovered in Atlantis. Bro, Man, you're well on your way
• 1:27:31
  to being a full on flat Earth or you know flat Earth. Yeah,
• 1:27:36
  yeah, if you're well on your way. Yeah, you don't believe in
• 1:27:40
  dinosaurs? No more on Yeah, three years ago, I'm still gonna go
• 1:27:45
  see Jurassic Parks six. Three years ago, he was like t Rex this
• 1:27:48
  t Rex stack. Now he's like, Bro, he loves he still loves
• 1:27:53
  a contem You still love him? Yeah, Like I love Star Wars.
• 1:27:56
  But that don't mean space is real, you know what I mean. It's
• 1:28:00
  a great movie. It's a great story. Yeah, it seems it's a
• 1:28:04
  great story. Bro. Like I would love to see a dinosaur, just
• 1:28:08
  like I would feel like, would you feel different if you saw what perceived
• 1:28:11
  to be an alien? I feel life is much more comfortable knowing that there
• 1:28:15
  aren't any dinosaurs that are ever gonna get you. I think it's completely comforting
• 1:28:18
  knowing that no space threat, any type's gonna get you. So how would
• 1:28:25
  you react to to something that doesn't look like us? You wouldn't freak out,
• 1:28:30
  Like if something like that showed up and just went in your backyard and
• 1:28:32
  you're just like, what the fuck? The catcher acting up? And then
• 1:28:34
  little as person that maybe looks like that little bottle just comes out. If
• 1:28:39
  I saw some crazy ass shit, I definitely could be freaked out, no
• 1:28:42
  doubt about it. I hope, I hope I never do. But thus
• 1:28:45
  far it's been pretty good. I haven't seen it, like because that's the
• 1:28:47
  one thing that would be convincing for me. But then again, I'm like,
• 1:28:50
  just a little bit if something I think something tapped me in my fucking
• 1:28:56
  shoulder, like I would freak out, bro, Like you know, I
• 1:28:58
  mean like if I'm thinking about a certain thing. Bro, you ever been
• 1:29:00
  hunted or you ever had nothing experience like that? No experiences like that?
• 1:29:03
  Non, that's crazy. Definitely ghost surreal man. That that's the spiritual world,
• 1:29:09
  is h that's amongst us at all times. I do agree, man,
• 1:29:14
  I shout out to all our ancestors, salute to all. You've kept
• 1:29:17
  you all well entertained throughout the years, kept them back. They've been laughing
• 1:29:24
  when I come, when I get to see they laugh at me. But
• 1:29:27
  you know that theory, like they leave when we're doing nons for sure,
• 1:29:30
  dude, like they like these fools are you know if you if you don't
• 1:29:32
  think all of our ancestors are like literally look like lined up right here a
• 1:29:36
  combination of what we're doing nods in this room, and they're just like everyone
• 1:29:42
  of them is gonna say to all, they're gonna we're gonna call all of
• 1:29:45
  us Ben de Hills. You really think you really think dead people are just
• 1:29:48
  watching you do nods and do drugs, watching you jerk off all that like
• 1:29:53
  that. Christians say all your answers are watching you. It's looking at me
• 1:29:58
  do nos other things other than wanting their own drugs. They're doing their own
• 1:30:04
  thing up there. Your guardian angels are there and they're like, damn,
• 1:30:10
  look at this fool again again, look at my guardian angel likes my guardian
• 1:30:16
  angels like full Also, you think you think you think that we as humans
• 1:30:29
  we do have both, like because think about it, like we've all like
• 1:30:32
  we all live with this like whatever we call our consciousness because you know it's
• 1:30:39
  not it's a voice, but it's our voice that we hear when you start
• 1:30:41
  thinking things in your head and your and your own thoughts. But sometimes those
• 1:30:45
  thoughts ain't no one hundred you know what I mean, according to not I'm
• 1:30:47
  not going to say according to society, but just sometimes they don't feel right.
• 1:30:50
  But you're like, sometimes we don't feel right, is right? You
• 1:30:54
  know what I mean to an extent, you know what I mean, where
• 1:30:56
  you're just like, hey, I gonna lie to somebody, like like you
• 1:31:00
  know, because you got a lot of somebody right, Yeah, Like you
• 1:31:01
  know what I mean. Like it's like not not physically hurting them or something
• 1:31:03
  like that, but like, like do you believe that we have that like
• 1:31:06
  both consciousness, like both little voices like the angel and the devil? Absolutely?
• 1:31:13
  Well, why do you believe that it's just nature? Uh? Uh?
• 1:31:17
  In this reality? Uh? You are you are and everything is ruled
• 1:31:23
  within duality. There's a there's an equal and opposite to everything all things you
• 1:31:32
  believe in fact, while you're in this reality. You are the absolute perfect
• 1:31:40
  balance to all that exists. You know, the very equation that it that
• 1:31:45
  is from our surface of our skin to whatever the limit is. I you
• 1:31:48
  know, in my in my reality, the limit is the firmament. You
• 1:31:51
  ain't going beyond that, you know what I mean, You're gonna hit the
• 1:31:54
  roof. So within this realm, that very that very vast existence, whatever
• 1:32:00
  it may be, we're kind of like a motive goes right into in within
• 1:32:04
  you, you know what I mean. You have Yeah, you you are
• 1:32:08
  the perfect balance to all that exists. You have the energy and the essence
• 1:32:12
  of all that exists within you. I think that's why we could change so
• 1:32:15
  much. Yeah, that's what like, Well, you're manifesting your reality.
• 1:32:18
  Your reality is exactly the way you want it to be until you decided you
• 1:32:23
  need to change some ship up because the ship ain't working the way you want,
• 1:32:28
  you know what I mean. So it starts like five other podcasts.
• 1:32:31
  Yeah, you are creating your reality to do Like I'm just gonna keep starting
• 1:32:41
  podcasts till one of them turns into your Rogan listen for anyone who's for anyone's
• 1:32:45
  like man, you know today, So my life socks blah blah blah.
• 1:32:48
  You know, with that attitude, it probably does, and it definitely will
• 1:32:53
  if it doesn't if you keep going with it. You know what I mean,
• 1:32:56
  you really wanna, you wanna, you wanna speak the words of your
• 1:33:00
  success into existence. Answer free, say say what you want. You know,
• 1:33:05
  it's okay, be clear, you know, as the Four Agreements would
• 1:33:11
  say, be impeccable with your word. Say cancer free. This one goes
• 1:33:15
  to the doctor. This goes to the doctor, gets a check up and
• 1:33:17
  finds out he's cancer free, and he flexs on everybody. First of all,
• 1:33:20
  who he doesn't know is it? He's like, well, you don't
• 1:33:23
  know, so you can't say cancer. First of all, I did it.
• 1:33:26
  First of all, I did not get First of all, I did
• 1:33:28
  not go get tested for cancer, bitch, fuck you. I went for
• 1:33:30
  a regular fitting. I went for a regular physical, and then they test
• 1:33:33
  you for everything else. If you have and then no white blood cells,
• 1:33:36
  they will tell you, but not for nothing. I was like, this
• 1:33:40
  is just the ongoing joke, and you're just mad because it's always into the
• 1:33:43
  memes. Just so up. This one comes back and now he just looks
• 1:33:45
  at everybody was like I'm cancer free? Are you? He's like flexing on
• 1:33:49
  people because he like, I'm like, bro, and then he gets me
• 1:33:53
  thinking, I'm like, well, am I I should go check And now
• 1:33:56
  I'm like I feel like it's like, dude, you get there and they
• 1:34:00
  don't do you get a very don't you get a very prostate? That's not
• 1:34:02
  good cancer karma? Though, rolling like that he did. Yeah, we
• 1:34:06
  see first of all, this whole podcast has bad cancer karma. Dude.
• 1:34:10
  I was like, we gotta stop with the Mexican. It's like I need
• 1:34:13
  to see something, you know. He's as like he's on the third testicles,
• 1:34:16
  not enough, he's got money and he's don't got money and ship and
• 1:34:19
  all of a sudden he's like, I need to go get checked out by
• 1:34:21
  dude. First of all, we should all be getting checked out at some
• 1:34:27
  point. All right. I'm just saying, bro, it's at some points
• 1:34:30
  older than me. It makes sense. Yeah, look, yes, yes
• 1:34:34
  it does. And and and stephtone, I do agree. Don't think they
• 1:34:36
  were just over here just mocking cancer. All right, We're just yeah,
• 1:34:41
  like, you know it is not all right? He is. I don't
• 1:34:43
  think it's funny. Then why do you repost the memes. When I tell
• 1:34:46
  you has funny, yeah, because it's funny. Yeah yeah. But we
• 1:34:56
  also do balance out that karma by having lived to serve a beer, you
• 1:35:00
  know what I mean, helping out all the people they could be affected by
• 1:35:02
  stuff like that. I gotta laugh at some cancer. I'm not saying that,
• 1:35:08
  no, because laughter is healing. You know, you have to laugh.
• 1:35:11
  Ever, Patch Adams, I'm not saying you laugh at people with cancer.
• 1:35:15
  I'm saying you gotta get them laughing, Patch Adams, dude, Robbing
• 1:35:18
  Williams, Yeah, I remember he like he made all those bald kids laugh
• 1:35:23
  in that movie. Well they were not all bald, but there was like
• 1:35:25
  three. That's tough, though, That's tough because if they don't laugh,
• 1:35:28
  No, it's not. You just can't. You just can't treat them like
• 1:35:30
  they have cancer. Bro. But the thing is, I get it.
• 1:35:32
  But when they don't laugh, it's like if you But if you make fun
• 1:35:34
  of them like I do, like when I've done when I just stand up,
• 1:35:38
  If I make fun of a guy in a wheelchair and that shit,
• 1:35:40
  don't hit bro. That whole crowd now fucking hates me. Fuck this fool.
• 1:35:45
  If you're going up there making walking jokes, you know what I mean?
• 1:35:47
  Like like that's what I'm saying. Bro, Like like I'm not gonna
• 1:35:50
  go I'm not gonna go to a fucking uh fucking cancer facility and be like
• 1:35:55
  I'm even making a whole bunch of when I grow up jokes, you know
• 1:35:58
  what I mean? Like fuck that, bro, Like this is like the
• 1:36:00
  worst, Bro. Yeah, Bro, like like that's what you're asking for
• 1:36:05
  it. Bro. Would you do a cruise ship? That's just scary,
• 1:36:09
  bro, because imagine people. People keep sending me clips of like all these
• 1:36:14
  boats and I'm just like, nah, bro, I cann't do stand up
• 1:36:16
  on a cruise ship. Imagine you bomb, and now you have to hang
• 1:36:18
  out with these people and they're like, boll you Ah, it goes next
• 1:36:24
  to the bomb. Yeah, yeah, well careful nine to eleven. You
• 1:36:29
  know, as soon as you're done, As soon as you're done there,
• 1:36:30
  he is George fucking bombing. You don't have to hang out with these people,
• 1:36:34
  and now they got horrible cocaine. I gotta do cocaine with these people
• 1:36:38
  on a boat, but they're gonna give you a fan if you bomb.
• 1:36:41
  Damn. Yeah. The good He's sending me for you. I don't know.
• 1:36:47
  The Cardinal Cruisers are tough. I can't leave your room no more for
• 1:36:50
  the rest of the trip. Actually, and you know you have you know
• 1:36:53
  it's it's it's unlimited, unlimited everything. Don't even want to touch you,
• 1:36:58
  dude. You know, like that's all bad you think, dude is escorts
• 1:37:02
  on dug when you like when you see the fucking wait wait, like when
• 1:37:11
  you see like the one Dominican chick kicking in in the Caribbean Cruise amongst the
• 1:37:15
  fucking all five dudes that look like they rent the scooters at Disney. She's
• 1:37:17
  the hooker, bro, Hey were we were we ranking a carnival cruise hooker
• 1:37:24
  at Like we're in the ranking and top not because she is. She is
• 1:37:28
  on tour all year. That's pirate hooker, because that's not on International waters
• 1:37:33
  pirate booty, pirate bo This is pretty high up. Give you scurvy,
• 1:37:40
  mate, Yeah, Bro, you're gonna be fucking uh yeah, Bro,
• 1:37:47
  that's gotta be crazy to Fox Motion pussy bro, Like you're like you're sucking
• 1:37:51
  a pirate bro. I mean, how many people go missing at sea all
• 1:37:56
  the time that ship happens a lot Bro And that's what I saw that ship
• 1:37:59
  like like nine years ago, and I was like, Nope, never going
• 1:38:02
  to the ocean, you know what I mean, never going to the ocean,
• 1:38:06
  at least at least when a plane goes down, like at least people
• 1:38:09
  will be like, hey, if he died, you know what I mean.
• 1:38:11
  But like in the ocean, I ain't gonna find out for weeks.
• 1:38:14
  It's gonna be like we searched for him, and now we could tell the
• 1:38:15
  people don't even find you. Yeah, don't even find you, like straight
• 1:38:18
  up, like at least, like a plane goes down, like at least
• 1:38:20
  you know where I crashed. I'm gonna tell him. He probably doesn't remember
• 1:38:24
  that carnival cruise story. I told you where the people were shitting. And
• 1:38:28
  so it was a carnival cruise and like obviously in the middle of the ocean,
• 1:38:30
  and for some reason some shit went down one of the engines and then
• 1:38:33
  another one went down. There was just like a you know, like a
• 1:38:36
  domino effect. Well, obviously the toilet wasn't working because that means electricity.
• 1:38:42
  So I get these people, like it started getting bad and they start getting
• 1:38:45
  flooded, and then they start telling people. They started the carnival crew started
• 1:38:48
  handing people red bags. Doesn't like take a ship in this red bag,
• 1:38:53
  like those hats are bad. Toilet it was bad. It was bad.
• 1:38:57
  The toilets were already clogged. So then you're like, how bad? How
• 1:39:00
  wors does it get? Right? You gotta take like a Crisil ship.
• 1:39:01
  Yeah, and then you're like and then the food starts going back, So
• 1:39:05
  the ships are getting worse, Like it's not getting better. It took like
• 1:39:09
  like three or four days to get this situation going fixed by like I should
• 1:39:13
  have. Then they get these people liquor, thinking it's gonna fix Like,
• 1:39:15
  no, people get pissed off with liquors. And then when people started getting
• 1:39:17
  fighting each other, and then you're like, where're you going with this?
• 1:39:19
  X one? I guess eventually you know how like they're throwing up and all
• 1:39:25
  that. Yeah, well obviously I started to smell back. But their lever
• 1:39:28
  wasn't working, the thing that keeps the plane on on a perfectly stable so
• 1:39:31
  now it's at a two degree angle, which you're like, what do the
• 1:39:34
  gre angle? All the piss goes to one side of the hotel and as
• 1:39:39
  soon there's mother bro like it was a carnival cruise. This aster I got.
• 1:39:43
  I guess the carnival cruse gave everybody another trip, which I would never
• 1:39:45
  I would have just been give me airline. Very Yeah, it was a
• 1:39:47
  ship show. Like literally I don't know if you've heard about it, but
• 1:39:49
  as like I heard about it and I was like, oh my god,
• 1:39:53
  and it's just like, yeah, bro, the worst situation that can happen.
• 1:39:57
  And it just gets tell people don't go on go on big. If
• 1:40:00
  you're gonna like travel luxury, do it in the air bro, Like,
• 1:40:02
  just do Emirates. That's the most expensive you could get and have a stand
• 1:40:05
  up stand up bar. That's that you can stand up in Emirates. Yeah.
• 1:40:10
  I've only gotten on that plane once just to like as a demo,
• 1:40:13
  like just to check it out because they were like, I was like looking
• 1:40:15
  at us, like poor people. He was like, y'all know you guys
• 1:40:20
  can't sick right with the stand up bar. And I think we were going
• 1:40:29
  to Singapore and uh, all I remember is when we come on land for
• 1:40:32
  the landing, we were like sideways to the runway. We said, you
• 1:40:36
  know, like the whole plane just jerked. Nothing crazier than watching this big
• 1:40:41
  ass plane just just like totally bend. I thought soul Plane was like kind
• 1:40:45
  of real. It was crazy. You can't have that many people try and
• 1:40:49
  let's get it to the superchest though. All right, salutarybody who entered in
• 1:40:54
  the super chat. You will be entered in the raffle. So I will
• 1:40:57
  be announcing the winner at the end to win the freeze pipe. Uh you
• 1:41:01
  know, free freeze pipe kit. So first super Chat, Nick sack ten
• 1:41:08
  dollars. I got into a trade with no experience and got raised off what
• 1:41:12
  I learned off YouTube. Give him a round of applause. Bro, heh,
• 1:41:15
  Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Salute to him, bro,
• 1:41:18
  University of YouTube. Bro, you have a spot for the presenters or speedy?
• 1:41:21
  Are you hiring by a chance? I mean it's got a lot of
• 1:41:24
  homeless here just watching right now. You just have enough work for the guys
• 1:41:28
  that I have. But eventually I will be hiring more people. Yeah,
• 1:41:30
  definitely willing to be giving somebody a spot. You know, it's a chance
• 1:41:32
  to learn better, start fixing toilets, fools, ready to start learning?
• 1:41:36
  Be ready you can be high just clean. Yeah, you're not the boss
• 1:41:43
  you're not the yeah that'll be sucking up his business. Dog. Yeah yeah,
• 1:41:48
  see examin This is why, this is why I always go to cancer
• 1:41:50
  with you. You destroyed things, you know, speed Minion two dollars hell
• 1:41:57
  yeah, same team, Pudle Cockdules, Thank you so much. Speat me
• 1:42:00
  in same team that for girls. Cactus too. He gave me a PODi
• 1:42:03
  cactus still alive. I know when I'm gonna harvest it. Next one,
• 1:42:10
  row ro Y sgl Rolando Valencoisla, same team, my boy, same team,
• 1:42:17
  Thank you so much for your super chat. Next one, La La
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  sends five dollars, sends purple and yellow hearts two slash eight twenty four.
• 1:42:29
  Is that like, damn that's all three numbers? Huh his daughter and uh
• 1:42:32
  that's today, Yeah, that's today. That's why he got the statue today.
• 1:42:35
  That's probably were be real it. I wonder. I came in here
• 1:42:40
  and he's like, what the folks this is to give a statue and I'm
• 1:42:43
  like, no, you know, no, no, no, I did
• 1:42:45
  not say what the fuck is I said. I was like, this is
• 1:42:46
  the pools they give Kobe, Man, you couldn't do the fucking dunk with
• 1:42:49
  he's like, you know what I mean, I was like, he could
• 1:42:51
  have had the most vicious statue out there, but they get him doing this,
• 1:42:55
  which all respect to Kobe, but I'm like, the man fuckings change
• 1:43:00
  basketball, Like you know what I mean, Like the reason people, but
• 1:43:02
  one of the reasons people by Jordan's is because the motherfuckers like this on the
• 1:43:06
  fucking logo and every people. There's some people that think maybe I can go
• 1:43:10
  like this if I buy these shoes. So why would you choose the most
• 1:43:14
  like non basketball type of energy statue for Kobe? Like I would have wanted
• 1:43:19
  that underhanded dunk that he did with he had the little afro. I didn't
• 1:43:24
  know this. I didn't know this, but hooked on Chronics said that's when
• 1:43:27
  you dropped eighty one. Yeah. Bro, but it's just not a lot.
• 1:43:30
  That's pretty much. But that's something that's something you look at the third
• 1:43:34
  wikipedia fucking uh you know what I mean? Like paragraph, bro, Like
• 1:43:38
  the thing that captivates you first is like, damn, look at this,
• 1:43:41
  We'll do that three sixty dunk. I don't know. I'm just saying,
• 1:43:44
  at least for me, I'm speaking for myself. But next one, don't
• 1:43:45
  you think that. I mean, I mean, technically speaking it, I
• 1:43:48
  mean, obviously it's the it's Kobe all year, but every month is gonna
• 1:43:53
  be a Kobe Day because there's an eighth every month of the year twenty four
• 1:43:57
  So you cut you got, He's got a day every every month of the
• 1:44:00
  year. Oh yeah, besides the year itself. Is that helicopter company that
• 1:44:08
  made the helicopters out of business? No, remember what I'm just saying,
• 1:44:13
  like, Yo, they should be like, you know, like like what's
• 1:44:15
  good, bro, redeem yourself. That's like saying if someone dies in an
• 1:44:17
  audi you saw what happened when that airplane went down and fucking uh in like
• 1:44:23
  in Alaska or something like that, all the airlines were like, we gotta
• 1:44:26
  start fixing. It's just real. They don't go down like they started.
• 1:44:30
  Well, they started fixing them, but uh yeah when the door opened,
• 1:44:33
  but yeah, next one j Max C five dollars, Hey, yo,
• 1:44:36
  what's up foods. I was glad to find myself in a few trades early
• 1:44:42
  on. I did a few years of sheet metal and landscaping before working in
• 1:44:46
  video games. Hey, for you working video games? What the fuck am
• 1:44:50
  I doing buying video Well? What the fuck is Three Eyes doing in buying
• 1:44:54
  me video games? Bro? So the salute to you Three Eyes, Bro.
• 1:44:57
  But hey, hey that's titles salute to you j Max. That's cool.
• 1:45:00
  I didn't know you're working video games. Yeah, Bro, that's crazy
• 1:45:04
  to go to landscaping and like all these traits and then that's the dream right
• 1:45:08
  there. Bro, Drinking Doctor Pepper while playing video games is compared to sweating
• 1:45:11
  in the sun. Yeah, I mean, I don't know it's at least
• 1:45:14
  for me. Bro. I'd like, I remember, I remember telling all
• 1:45:16
  my fucking deals. I'm like, look, you could teach me, but
• 1:45:19
  don't get used to me helping you out all the time, because I got
• 1:45:21
  bigger dreams. Like like I was, I was like, nah, Bro,
• 1:45:25
  I want to be on TV. I like learning, like since a
• 1:45:28
  kid. Bro, I'd be like, if we're getting cable because like those
• 1:45:30
  people like you know, you got to pay to see them, bro,
• 1:45:32
  So like I want to see how they do it, Like Bro, like
• 1:45:35
  that's always been if my mentality is a kid, Bro, I still learned.
• 1:45:40
  But I just I was like, don't get used to me coming to
• 1:45:42
  work with you every day. Get these I mean, when you do these
• 1:45:45
  like handy mat trads. You still get to I mean I got to set
• 1:45:46
  up like I thought it was cool when like we got there and like almost
• 1:45:51
  and that carpool was thirty dog and then we made it look nice. I
• 1:45:55
  left wanted the carpet like I know how to do something like you know,
• 1:46:00
  sure your mud better than working out A fucking cashier started licking the carpet.
• 1:46:02
  When you're doing you're like, damn it, I did a good job.
• 1:46:05
  Cones. You know what when you when you clean the carpet, you make
• 1:46:11
  these little cones. I don't know, Joe Lesbian. The next one,
• 1:46:15
  Edwin Velaska is nine ninety nine. Nothing like the smell of grease trap or
• 1:46:20
  waterless. You're in no drain. Been plumbing for eight years and still love
• 1:46:27
  that smell. What is he talking about? Shout out hurts pipe and supply
• 1:46:31
  damn? What is he talking about? Food? So the waterless urinals,
• 1:46:34
  you know, the urinals that you don't flush it or nothing like that.
• 1:46:39
  You know we are the ones you don't flush. Yeah yea yeah, okay.
• 1:46:42
  So see flag ship right there, those have a cartridge insight. They
• 1:46:45
  got to get replaced about every fifty What they say, fifty flushes, which
• 1:46:48
  is fifty pisces. When you take that off, man, it's all nothing
• 1:46:51
  but piss right up in a calcified man A smell that cancer people have you
• 1:47:01
  charge for? Yeah, damn, that's damn. Next one anything else like
• 1:47:11
  that that there's something else that's as gross as that, because that's not I
• 1:47:14
  didn't know. That's probably gonna be the top right there. That's a nasty
• 1:47:16
  It's funny that you say that. I watched the video on Uh there's this
• 1:47:20
  channel I watch called the WI Files. I don't know if you guys watching
• 1:47:25
  the Great right, Yeah, I know the fish heckle fish. Yeah,
• 1:47:29
  come on, dog, allow me some heckle fish. I don't even know
• 1:47:31
  what that is. They play dangerous though, they play safe. Dangerous conspiracies,
• 1:47:36
  no doubt, no doubt, they make bank. Yeah, and there's
• 1:47:42
  this one they're doing and uh, man, now I'm getting I got all
• 1:47:45
  distracted by fucking cheering for him. Uh what we were just talking about just
• 1:47:50
  before that, though, Oh I was I was gonna say, I watched
• 1:47:55
  the video they did on the Philosopher's Stone, and the Philosopher's Stone is is,
• 1:48:00
  you know, is alchemy essentially, But with the Philosopher's Stone. You
• 1:48:03
  can get eternal life from this and it's made from a process of urine,
• 1:48:10
  like you're saying, fifty five flushes. They have this whole there's this whole
• 1:48:14
  process of alchemy that you got to go through, Like you know, it's
• 1:48:16
  like times temperatures, you know what I mean, Like all this stuff to
• 1:48:21
  create this ultimately purely calcified rock that eventually you eat from your own piss.
• 1:48:31
  But your own piss has the ability with when it's alchemy, it's alchemy.
• 1:48:39
  It's like science, old science, nothing but just water. Though they're not
• 1:48:42
  drinking sodas or anything like that. Well there's I mean there again, there's
• 1:48:45
  a lot you have to read. There's a book on how to do it.
• 1:48:48
  So there's a whole entire process. All the dudes and don'ts. Like
• 1:48:51
  I said, it's all it's very specific and and the belief is there are
• 1:48:58
  people that have achieved this and they are no longer seen. No one has
• 1:49:01
  seen them anymore because they're gone. No, they just you know, they
• 1:49:08
  they're not in touch. They moved on, they went somewhere else, damn
• 1:49:13
  ended. Can you tell when like someone doesn't drink water when you go to
• 1:49:15
  these bathroom, you're like, bro, these people don't they don't know what
• 1:49:19
  water is. Little diar colt is probably the color of brown because there's more
• 1:49:28
  water in that that diluted. So when you're in there a lot of times,
• 1:49:30
  Yeah, it's like the pool. You tell when that chick don't drink
• 1:49:35
  water? Yeah, water, Next one, next one, let me see
• 1:49:46
  they have turps. Most guys for XG flies for EXG. Next one,
• 1:49:55
  Eileen ten dollars, Happy birthday to her son Jamison. Happy birthday, nephew
• 1:50:00
  Jamison. Can't wait to see his face when he give him his SpongeBob bowling
• 1:50:05
  ball. Same team. Oh that's sick. Salute. Yeah, same team.
• 1:50:10
  Hell yeah, I appreciate that. Same team. Let me know when
• 1:50:15
  you guys go bowling. I'll definitely pull up in my label Joe Mama six
• 1:50:18
  my last one six nine six nine one. Same team. Cool cool,
• 1:50:29
  No, Hey, we're doing telling you one of the one of the shows
• 1:50:30
  before really I love to Japan. We're doing an aw show. Happy recording.
• 1:50:36
  I'm in you up for sure. It's going down. Oh that's yeah,
• 1:50:40
  for sure because we're gonna have time to edit it so that way we
• 1:50:42
  don't get flagged amountitized, so all the words can be like peep, you
• 1:50:45
  know what I mean. Yeah, And if they want the unint it,
• 1:50:47
  that's gonna be Patreon only, unlisted pay per view straight up. J Dubbs,
• 1:50:56
  HBS Finest twenty dollars, pinch Hack, Cone Ships and port of Potties,
• 1:51:02
  Joey Diaz dumping poking out of the toilet. All right, saluta him,
• 1:51:08
  thank you for that super chat. I kind of didn't get that.
• 1:51:11
  Maybe he was like writing it. Uh C. J Forney shout out to
• 1:51:16
  Moscot Dick saw him on the Willie Barceenda podcast. Better not slack on the
• 1:51:25
  we don't smoke the same content. Hear that X or a man or a
• 1:51:30
  Mando God bro me and Ray now I want to give you it should just
• 1:51:34
  be me, but right now wants to sock you too. Sometimes, dude,
• 1:51:41
  Ray, I want to sock this will sometimes very cool. You're the
• 1:51:45
  only one like I want to sock you and they say sorry after Sometimes you
• 1:51:54
  should be used to that. Your girlfriend's act like that, says the guy
• 1:52:00
  who was like, Hey, I got in the middle of this foight.
• 1:52:03
  The next one, Jay Barretra two dollars what's up. We don't smoke the
• 1:52:10
  same. Have a good trip, E Zone, thank you. It is
• 1:52:14
  getting closer, So all my clothes getting dry, clean and going straight to
• 1:52:16
  the fucking luggage because last year, I don't know how I didn't get double
• 1:52:20
  checked because my fucking luggage smelled like fucking herb. Bro like just straight like
• 1:52:28
  fucking herb. It was horrible, bro. I just I don't know how.
• 1:52:31
  I think God, I didn't take nothing with me, all right,
• 1:52:34
  I think that was the last one for the super chats. Let's go ahead
• 1:52:38
  and pick the winner. We're gonna go ahead and pick the winner right now.
• 1:52:41
  Let me make sure everybody's added in there. Jay Barretta was the last
• 1:52:45
  one. This right here is for the freeze pipe, which freeze pipe which
• 1:52:55
  is uh Stope as a new sponsor for hot I got hooked up with a
• 1:53:00
  lot of them, someon hook you guys up. It is a bubbler set,
• 1:53:01
  so like think of like literally it comes with the bubbler with the perk.
• 1:53:05
  It comes with the part with the downstam which you actually put in the
• 1:53:10
  freezer which has glistening to cool the hit comes the brand new bowl and it
• 1:53:14
  comes with the what is it attachment to make it to make sure it doesn't
• 1:53:16
  fall off the whole kid in one, and I might send you an extra
• 1:53:20
  bonus gift so you can break this in. Whoever is the winner, excuse
• 1:53:26
  me, so salute to everybody who hit the super chats today. Let's go
• 1:53:31
  ahead and pick a winner, and the winner is uh Nick Sack, Nick
• 1:53:43
  Sack. Congratulations. Give them around of applause, right, yeah, congratulations
• 1:53:48
  Nick Sack. Thank you for your superchat. Make sure you DM me with
• 1:53:53
  proof of your Instagram I mean of your YouTube account, and I will go
• 1:53:58
  ahead and send that out. Solutarybody who hasn't entered all the other giveaways.
• 1:54:02
  You guys know, I send the stuff out very fast. You guys get
• 1:54:05
  to enjoy it along with the extra bonus stuff, So I appreciate you said.
• 1:54:10
  Yeah, my clothes was wreaking of ganja. Let's go ahead and give
• 1:54:15
  it up for Mario the plumbers crazy. His name is Mario Bro and he's
• 1:54:17
  a plumber. To that's to be a plumber. You get that a lot.
• 1:54:23
  Yeah, you get that a lot, mostly from the family of little
• 1:54:26
  girls, you know, like they're probably those little girls probably think they're like
• 1:54:30
  all the plumbers are called marios. Huh, like like when they meet there,
• 1:54:33
  like he's Mario's real and he's a real plumber. Because I'm saying that,
• 1:54:38
  because I'd be my dumb ass logic as a kid. I'd be like
• 1:54:41
  all the Marios are plumber. I'd go to school and be like, no,
• 1:54:44
  no, he showed it to my house. It's real. He didn't
• 1:54:45
  look like him, but he's him. Yeah. Yeah, Like I'm like,
• 1:54:48
  straight up, that's what I would. I would be thinking for all
• 1:54:51
  the people that need any plumbing work. Listen, bro, we give you
• 1:54:54
  guys everything here. Bro. Some of you guys get a brand new shaman
• 1:54:58
  or a witch in your life, like like some of you guys get financial
• 1:55:01
  real estate advice from from Danny Brown. Some of you guys just hear crazy
• 1:55:05
  rock star stories and just nase it up or hanging out with Steph tone with
• 1:55:11
  this year sometimes and sometimes you get a new plumber that you guys know is
• 1:55:15
  cool. You guys know you guys can hire for your business or your personal
• 1:55:18
  home, whatever it is. You can hit them up. We're gonna hit
• 1:55:21
  you up or hit up your business. Mario. If it's not you showing
• 1:55:25
  up, it's you. It's your trusted employees, employees, right, hit
• 1:55:29
  us up? Well, what can you hit it up? Shout it out?
• 1:55:31
  You have a number of atomic, atomic ruter, what is it?
• 1:55:34
  Atomic ruter and plumbing. I will leave right here, I think on yelp
• 1:55:41
  up one. You can find us on yelp Atomic Ruter and Plumber based out
• 1:55:45
  of the city of what braised out of Wilmington, based out of Wilmington.
• 1:55:47
  But we got in all of Valley County at Orange County. There you go.
• 1:55:53
  I mean for sure, I'm like, I'm gonna hit you up.
• 1:55:55
  I have you check out my mom's house because for sure, like that is
• 1:55:58
  a there, there's something where I'm like, hey, this used to be
• 1:56:00
  a Victorian house pre estimates, you know, Monday through Friday, you know,
• 1:56:03
  regular business hours eight to four o'clock. I'll be there to open the
• 1:56:06
  gate. Dog. Yeah, like hit them up. Yeah, if you
• 1:56:12
  already think of you know for real though, because this is something out there
• 1:56:15
  that you motherfuckers really like it. Sometimes you need plumbing, You're like,
• 1:56:18
  man, no, bro, not just something not just sometimes you need it,
• 1:56:21
  but you're not gonna pay for it because you're tended like you're fucking water
• 1:56:25
  pressure. You're what I mean, your your water your water pressure? Like,
• 1:56:29
  Bro, they shouldn't take that long for your toilet to digest the ship.
• 1:56:31
  Yeah, but all right, fat no, No, Jason Rowse had
• 1:56:35
  a trouble. Jason Rowse had trouble flushing at your house. You think this
• 1:56:40
  will hungry Hamburger on the chest. The Japanese toilets take my ships, the
• 1:56:49
  soaking the American ones. You're you're you're illegal toilet house. What do you
• 1:56:54
  expect You think they treat me like fucking illegal ass, fucking immigrant toilet.
• 1:56:58
  Yeah, don't get Yeah for real, bro, low flow shit in my
• 1:57:02
  ass? A little power shred? Yeah, Bro? Why is it connected
• 1:57:09
  to the water power? The water pump? Fuck that ship? Bro?
• 1:57:12
  All right? So yeah, so make sure you guys, you guys hit
• 1:57:14
  atomic Ruder on Yelp or Instagram. Thank you Mario for coming by and letting
• 1:57:17
  us know the ins and out of the plumbing game. Bro, Like this
• 1:57:21
  is great, Like I like having these type of conversations with not I mean,
• 1:57:26
  we have everybody here, bro, Like, Bro, if I can
• 1:57:27
  find a cool ass potleteto that walks around, I'll get them in the podcast
• 1:57:30
  too. Bro. You know what I'm saying, Like, I just I
• 1:57:31
  like having these conversations with like the motherfuckers out there that are out that that
• 1:57:36
  that are representing for the kids out there that just don't don't feel comfortable being
• 1:57:42
  in front of the camera or want to play with the phone all day.
• 1:57:44
  They just want to learn the trade, and they're good. We need those
• 1:57:45
  people in the world, bro. We need more trades people. We need
• 1:57:48
  more people that learn the trade, because not all of us are gonna look
• 1:57:53
  at a YouTube video and be like, oh damn, I get it me.
• 1:57:57
  I've been there before. My toilet is not fully it's like five percent
• 1:58:00
  installed. There's like a five percent where I'm like, how come in wiggles,
• 1:58:02
  you know what I mean? Like you know what I mean, Like
• 1:58:04
  like like like I just told it myself. I'm just like I should have
• 1:58:09
  called somebody, but but yeah, so like just out there, you know,
• 1:58:13
  food for thought everybody out there, if you're raising good ones, I'm
• 1:58:15
  not gonna give you say it's advice or anything. Time. Just this is
• 1:58:18
  just my opinion, you know what I mean, because sometimes people we need
• 1:58:23
  people to hire, bro, You know what I mean, Like straight up,
• 1:58:25
  in any trade, you know, any trade ban inclined help a lot.
• 1:58:28
  You know how hard it is to get a person to come fix the
• 1:58:30
  motive out here when be Real wants to have a show on a rainy day.
• 1:58:33
  Hard as hell, bro, Because and then we got to pay the
• 1:58:36
  price. Yeah, it don't even happen. It don't happen sometimes. And
• 1:58:40
  you know how cool would it be if we met like I'm not gonna just
• 1:58:43
  say some Asian tech guy, but you know, but just just some worker
• 1:58:48
  guy who was like, hey man, but dad used to listen to you.
• 1:58:51
  Oh ship, you're in this building. Damn I'm fixing. We become
• 1:58:54
  friends and then damn, bro we just you know, it's good to know
• 1:58:58
  these things, man. Also, thank you Ray for running the boards.
• 1:59:01
  Uh you know, as always make sure you follow Morning Shot films and Morning
• 1:59:04
  Real podcasts for are your movie reviews as usual. I want to give a
• 1:59:09
  strong thank you to a strong one step Tone. Thank you, thank you,
• 1:59:14
  thank all you out there too. Where can well I'm not even gonna
• 1:59:18
  say we're gonna because it Seph Tone does never checks his novel you know where
• 1:59:21
  to find them, Dephne do you ever check your Instagram? In twenty twenty
• 1:59:25
  four, I'm I have to be checking my Instagram. It's been way too
• 1:59:27
  long, Okay, can you can you before it's time to get it going?
• 1:59:30
  Before you before you check your inbox, can you just screenshot the number
• 1:59:33
  of like of like like I just I don't want to I don't care who's
• 1:59:38
  in there. I just like I want to see like the unread because there's
• 1:59:42
  usually a number of like penning messages. It's got to be in the thousands.
• 1:59:45
  For you. It's I'll tell you what it's a lot and what I
• 1:59:49
  really what I really want to do when I go on there is actually go
• 1:59:54
  on there mega post, tell everybody my new account that I started. If
• 1:59:59
  you've messaged before, passage, pass the word along to all those who sent
• 2:00:04
  a message hit me up now. Because I can't go through all that.
• 2:00:08
  That's too much. You're probably gonna have to hire that. Somebody should look
• 2:00:11
  through it all for you know, it's a lot, But yeah, I
• 2:00:15
  know this. I gotta I'm gonna be getting that going here because and I've
• 2:00:17
  been talking about it for ages already now, but it's like it's well passed
• 2:00:21
  you. It's time to be like, allright, what's up? Motherfuckers?
• 2:00:24
  All the guitar companies. It's like Fender, Hey, we want to work
• 2:00:27
  for you two thousand and four, Yeah, two thousand four, Yeah,
• 2:00:30
  like yeah, like I would just look, I would. I would film
• 2:00:34
  those reactions and be like, all right, bro, listen to it.
• 2:00:38
  And then he was like, what the fuck on Musky? Yeah, you
• 2:00:41
  performed on my wedding. This obviously doesn't even no no, no, no,
• 2:00:45
  no, no, no no no no. We see a message.
• 2:00:46
  I hear what you say about space. I'm willing to take you up there.
• 2:00:50
  Yeah Gates is not him, and you don't like so many fucking people
• 2:00:55
  would probably hit you up. Bro. You probably have a message from Alex
• 2:00:58
  Jones everybody. Can we go through it and we won't just reactions? Yeah,
• 2:01:04
  it's hilarious two thousand in there? Donald Trump? You know Donald Trump?
• 2:01:09
  Hey? No, no, no, he yeah, God, how
• 2:01:15
  crazy would that be? Steph told to be mad yourself. You know you'd
• 2:01:18
  be like, what we'll do is, well, we'll have to have a
• 2:01:23
  whole episode where we just go through it. It have to be like on
• 2:01:27
  that screen. Yeah, yeah, we just read them off one by what.
• 2:01:31
  Now we'll have Colton here too. Colton careed them with that as long
• 2:01:35
  as they're not in Spanish. Yeah, man, So make sure you guys,
• 2:01:41
  uh you know, look out for Steph toones new Instagram follow along there
• 2:01:45
  you have one yet? No? All right? Cool? When he has
• 2:01:47
  it, well, we'll announce it for sure. We'll fucking well made.
• 2:01:50
  I really. I mean it's my intent to carry on with the original,
• 2:01:54
  but like I said, I might we might have to just make a series
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  out of going through it because it's a lot I can see. I can
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