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Things We Steal From Hotel Rooms · The Cubby and Christine Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: One A six point seven light. If I'm good morning,
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  Speaker 1: it's Covey Christine producer Kristen with us and Kevey. I
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  Speaker 1: know you stayed in a hotel this past weekend. Probably
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  Speaker 1: a bunch of companies were putting employees up in hotels,
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  Speaker 1: you know, because the essential workers had to get to
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  Speaker 1: work right and they're helping us out. Did you happen
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  Speaker 1: to take anything because the hotels are fessing up about
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  Speaker 1: what people are stealing.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I have in the past. I'm not gonna lie. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I've taken a couple of towels in my life.
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  Speaker 1: A couple of towels. I think towels is number one
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  Speaker 1: actus number.
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  Speaker 2: One all over the weekend. Actually threw away a washcloth.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, you threw one out after I used it? Why
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  Speaker 1: what did you do?
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  Speaker 2: Christens? Like, where's this going?
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  Speaker 1: Oh? You know what the heck happens to that towel?
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  Speaker 2: So I checked into the hotel on Saturday night. So
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  Speaker 2: I spent the whole day Saturday with the kids. And
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  Speaker 2: on Saturday afternoon, the kids started writing.
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  Speaker 1: On my ankle yeah, and coloring on my leg okay.
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  Speaker 2: And both of my ankles I had like ink on
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  Speaker 2: it and markers on it because Miles was on one
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  Speaker 2: leg and Neoon was on the other. Yeah, and I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: what am I going to clean this? Oh, I'll just
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  Speaker 2: do it when I get to the hotel. So when
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  Speaker 2: I got to the hotel before I showered Saturday night,
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  Speaker 2: I got a washcloth and I just totally washed my
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  Speaker 2: ankle and got all the ink off. Yeah, And the
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  Speaker 2: wash cloth was like a rainbow. It was blues yellow.
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  Speaker 2: It was just awful. And I'm like, you know what,
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  Speaker 2: I could put it on the ground and let them
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  Speaker 2: pick it up, and then they're gonna think, like, I
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  Speaker 2: don't know, some crazy clowns.
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  Speaker 1: He took off your clown what happened here? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: So I actually just he just threw it out. I
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  Speaker 2: just threw it out. You think I should have?
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  Speaker 1: I mean it like it might have messed up the
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  Speaker 1: other towels when they went to wash it, So that's.
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  Speaker 2: What I thought. Yeah, And then I covered it up
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  Speaker 2: with some paper to make sure they.
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  Speaker 1: Let you know that enough of me.
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  Speaker 2: This is about what people steal from hotels. So towels are.
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  Speaker 1: Also number one. Bathrooms are number two. But you know
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  Speaker 1: how places are. That's expensive.
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  Speaker 2: They charge you for that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't quote unquote steal a bathroobe.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe back in the day you could, Yeah, but chances
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  Speaker 2: are you window getting dinged for that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Hangers, I'm surprised. But is that why there's like
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  Speaker 1: a full circle around the hanger sometime and I can't
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  Speaker 1: it off. Yeah, just to put my jacket on.
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  Speaker 2: I about TV.
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  Speaker 1: TVs are not on there, but TV remotes are.
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  Speaker 2: Oh wow.
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  Speaker 1: I wonder if people do it on purpose or is
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  Speaker 1: that accidentally Toilet trees that aren't meant to be taking,
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  Speaker 1: like the big bottle of shampoo that's like glued to
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  Speaker 1: the wall. I don't know who's taking it, but people
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  Speaker 1: are taking it. Blankets. I don't like blanket and pillows.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want that either. Hair Dryers they're usually like
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  Speaker 1: the saddest hair dryers. It's just like, no, they're like.
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  Speaker 2: And I feel like also after checkout, they can probably
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  Speaker 2: they know they know who stayed there, and they can
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  Speaker 2: probably charge you for that.
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  Speaker 1: Track you down dishes. Most hotels have water glasses, some
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  Speaker 1: have kitchenettes with plates and silverware, and finally pens. But
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  Speaker 1: excuse me, I thought you were supposed to take the
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  Speaker 1: little pins.
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  Speaker 2: I thought they for you. I thought so too, and
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  Speaker 2: not many hotels give him anymore. But when they do,
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  Speaker 2: they're really nice and maybe you get some stationary with it.
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  Speaker 1: See, that's the thing Eric took when we were staying
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  Speaker 1: in Munich, the hotel that we really loved, hotel It's
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  Speaker 1: MoMA eighteen ninety right, Okay, he took the little apparently
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  Speaker 1: he took the little pad and a little pen, because
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  Speaker 1: I just saw it on our kitchen counter and I went, oh,
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  Speaker 1: like it brought back a happy memory. I didn't realize
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  Speaker 1: he had it.
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  Speaker 2: But the cops are coming after your life.
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  Speaker 1: I guess. I guess we can't. We can't go back
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  Speaker 1: to Munich now.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think they would carry fussed up.
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  Speaker 1: Do you would think they'd want you to because there
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  Speaker 1: are logos on it? And yeah, I don't know. And
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  Speaker 1: it brought back, like you said, it brought back a
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  Speaker 1: happy memory.
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  Speaker 2: There you go.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah,