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I love yoga · An ASMR Practice

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Speaker 1: All right. Oh, I am, I'm rid of my spite, y'all. Okay, now, now,
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Speaker 1: back it up.
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Speaker 2: All right, we gotta charge the freaking sunglasses in the sun.
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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. So this one's gonna be called I
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Speaker 1: Love Yoga and Let Me Tell You Why. The last
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Speaker 1: yoga class I did It was my friend's idea.
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Speaker 2: It was a very, very beautiful spot.
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Speaker 1: I'm going to have to look up the location.
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Speaker 2: It's in.
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Speaker 1: New Orleans.
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Speaker 2: Oh, I'm not looking up the location right now because
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Speaker 2: I'm doing yoga, okay? And my friend, it was so funny,
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Speaker 2: she kept saying after, she's like, I'm so sore from
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Speaker 2: all the chaturangas.
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Speaker 1: I was like, girly, I didn't do a single chaturanga.
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Speaker 1: I was like, I.
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Speaker 2: I know a thing or two about yoga, and it's
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Speaker 2: just a suggestion. Everything they say is just a suggestion.
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Speaker 2: That's the beautiful thing about it.
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Speaker 1: All the other stuff, forget it.
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Speaker 2: Literally forget it.
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Speaker 1: You know how I spent that yoga class? I was
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Speaker 1: just weeping. I was weeping.
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Speaker 2: I was weeping and I was doing whatever I felt like.
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Speaker 2: And everybody else's yoga mat was like perpendicular. Ow.
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Speaker 1: I'm so sore. I'm so sore. Florida's got me so sore.
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Speaker 1: I was just walking a lot and, you know, crouching
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Speaker 1: and doing a lot. And now I'm really sore.
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Speaker 2: But my, yeah, my friend was like, oh, I'm so sore.
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Speaker 2: And I was like, I had a different experience because
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Speaker 2: I was just weeping. And it makes me think of
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Speaker 2: something I said recently.
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Speaker 1: I was like, ow, ow. Recently, I was like, I
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Speaker 1: always cry in church. Every time I go to church,
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Speaker 1: I just end up crying really hard. And then I
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Speaker 1: went to my first proper.
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Speaker 2: Yoga class in a while and I just cried the
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Speaker 2: entire hour.
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Speaker 1: I just literally cried.
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Speaker 2: It was looking like a church. It was looking like
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Speaker 2: a church. And there were just some beautiful.
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Speaker 1: Women in there. I don't think there was a single
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Speaker 1: man in there. It was awesome. Right now I got
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Speaker 1: a man and a woman making me grits. Sweet potato grits.
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Speaker 2: And they're playing soul. They're playing soul ambiance. I said,
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Speaker 2: I like this B.
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Speaker 1: What is this? He said, it's soul. She said, I
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Speaker 1: think it might be funk. And I think we can
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Speaker 1: all be right. I think we can literally all be right.
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Speaker 1: I'm doing floor yoga because... I don't think I can
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Speaker 1: do anything else right now. My stuff is cooked. My
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Speaker 1: stuff is cooking and my shit is cooked. My stuff.
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Speaker 1: And I've had a really great morning. I looked at
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Speaker 1: a picture book.
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Speaker 2: It really wasn't a picture book. It had a lot
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Speaker 2: of text. I was just looking at the pictures, though,
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Speaker 2: because I'm so done reading. I did read one of
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Speaker 2: my life group's poem. He shared a poem with me,
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Speaker 2: and I was like, ooh, okay, poem.
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Speaker 1: It was pretty good. Oh, my gosh. It was pretty good. Oh,
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Speaker 1: my gosh, I have to text him back. Okay, but
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Speaker 1: it can wait. He can wait. And then I wrote
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Speaker 1: a poem on one of.
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Speaker 2: My pit stops while I was driving because it came
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Speaker 2: to me. We'll see if it ever sees the light
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Speaker 2: of day. Because I don't want to talk about a
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Speaker 2: guy right now, to be honest.
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Speaker 1: Save it for the poem. Jeez Louise.
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Speaker 2: Oh.
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Speaker 1: It's a good day. I gotta go home. Oh, so
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Speaker 1: the reason I love yoga is like....
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Speaker 2: It's just a suggestion. They're just trying to help you out.
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Speaker 2: You know, that's the thing I really loved. Like, about
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Speaker 2: the way that they're super deliberate with their language.
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Speaker 1: You know, they're like... My favorite thing that I learned
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Speaker 1: in yoga school was.
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Speaker 2: That you don't say reach, you don't reach to anything.
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Speaker 2: You reach towards. Because some people can't reach. And you're
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Speaker 2: just going towards it. And I think people, particularly men
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Speaker 2: that I've taught yoga to, they take it as a challenge.
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Speaker 2: You know, and they hurt themselves. They literally hurt themselves.
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Speaker 2: And I'll be like, whoa, whoa, whoa, if it hurts,
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Speaker 2: this is not what we're doing here. This is literally
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Speaker 2: not what we're doing here. You know, go slow, be
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Speaker 2: freaking gentle. Jeez Louise, what are we doing, guys?
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Speaker 1: But some men, you just can't tell them nothing.
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Speaker 2: Oh, boy.
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Speaker 1: And some women, too.
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Speaker 2: One of the stories my yoga teacher taught me is,
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Speaker 2: or told me, she was giving the example of, like,
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Speaker 2: listen to this symphony right now. Wow.
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Speaker 1: Wow. Du vent. The wind. Of wind.
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Speaker 2: Of the wind is what that means. Every time the
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Speaker 2: wind blows powerfully, I always go, Du vent.
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Speaker 1: Du vent. Of the wind.
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Speaker 2: The story my yoga teacher told in yoga school.
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Speaker 1: My yoga mommy. She calls herself that. She used to.
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Speaker 1: I think I saw she changed it though. I don't know.
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Speaker 2: It could have been a dream. My dreams are getting
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Speaker 2: a little mixed up lately. She was talking about. So
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Speaker 2: the final pose you would typically do.
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Speaker 1: Or one of the last poses you would typically do is. Savasana.
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Speaker 1: Dead man's pose. You just lay on your back.
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Speaker 2: And I always think of something another, some yoga teacher
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Speaker 2: taught me, like, it might have been the.
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Speaker 1: Same one, I'm not sure.
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Speaker 2: You know, palms down if you want to ground and
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Speaker 2: you want to feel the earth on your palms because, like,
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Speaker 2: my understanding is your palms are, like, very receptive. So
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Speaker 2: if you put them on the ground, you're grounding. And
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Speaker 2: if you put them up, you're receiving. Uh-oh, now that's
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Speaker 2: going crazy. And then I was receiving something right now.
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Speaker 2: But she's also grounding at the same time.
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Speaker 1: Oh, gosh. She's really... Wow.
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Speaker 2: Wow.
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Speaker 1: She's so fast. Holy crap. She's so fast. Holy shit. Oh,
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Speaker 1: I feel that. I feel that in a big way.
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Speaker 2: Um... and she was saying like she was trying to
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Speaker 2: do shavasana or something and the there was some like
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Speaker 2: hyper ambitious person doing something in the back like i
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Speaker 2: don't remember like planks or chaturangas or i don't know chair.
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Speaker 1: Doing something really difficult in the back.
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Speaker 2: And ultimately i think as a yoga teacher you gotta
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Speaker 2: just let them do what you gotta do.
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Speaker 1: I think.
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Speaker 2: You know, the first yoga I ever taught, I actually
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Speaker 2: wasn't certified. I was just winging it. I was reading
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Speaker 2: a lot of books and I was doing, like, yoga
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Speaker 2: with Adrian on YouTube or whatever. I was, like, doing hella, like,
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Speaker 2: teach yourself yoga kind of things.
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Speaker 1: And I was like, whatever. I'm in charge of the
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Speaker 1: outdoor club. We're doing yoga outside, guys.
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Speaker 2: Come on.
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Speaker 1: And, uh, Yeah. And yeah, I, I actually didn't have
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Speaker 1: all the knowledge I have now.
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Speaker 2: But there, you know, people were there was a couple
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Speaker 2: people that were not like obeying me. And I I
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Speaker 2: want to say naturally, I understood, that's fine, that's literally fine, like,
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Speaker 2: because I had, like, probably at least, like, six, seven
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Speaker 2: other people, like, obeying, you know, or doing, okay, obeying
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Speaker 2: is a crazy word, um, I saw it on a
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Speaker 2: billboard yesterday, that's why it's coming to mind, I saw
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Speaker 2: it on a freaking Christian billboard.
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Speaker 1: And read letters the other day, and I was like,
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Speaker 1: oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.
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Speaker 2: But you know most people were following me and so
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Speaker 2: I wasn't really worried about the people that weren't personally
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Speaker 2: and I'm still not I'm still literally not we're hitting
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Speaker 2: pigeon real quick pigeon why is this called pigeon i'll
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Speaker 2: tell you a story about my my my friend messaged
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Speaker 2: me because we were both like they were at a
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Speaker 2: convention because they're like making big moves and stuff and
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Speaker 2: i'm i was at a hotel just like loitering.
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Speaker 3: And taking advantage of the amenities until somebody you know
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Speaker 3: nobody kicked me out actually i was just chilling But
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Speaker 3: we were both at a hotel and we were like
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Speaker 3: chatting a little bit. And they sent me, eventually they're
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Speaker 3: walking in the street and my dad used to, in
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Speaker 3: the street, he would.
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Speaker 1: Like harass the pigeons. He would literally harass the pigeons.
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Speaker 1: And he'd go, I'm the pigeon paparazzi, I'm the pigeon paparazzi.
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Speaker 1: And I would be the cameraman.
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Speaker 2: You know, I'd be chasing the pigeons with him, like,
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Speaker 2: and he'd be in the background, like, I'm the pigeon paparazzi.
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Speaker 2: But I was the pigeon paparazzi, okay? Because I had
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Speaker 2: the camera. Bro didn't even know how to use a phone.
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Speaker 1: All right, we're switching. We're switching our pigeon up. Oh, oh, oh.
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Speaker 1: This one hurts bad. This one hurts really bad. Oh, no.
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Speaker 2: Oh, no.
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Speaker 1: Oh, it's going to be okay. It's literally going to
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Speaker 1: be okay. It's not... It doesn't hurt. It's just tight.
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Speaker 1: It doesn't hurt. I shouldn't have said it hurts. It's
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Speaker 1: just tight. It's literally better now. I literally just needed
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Speaker 1: to get into pigeon.
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Speaker 2: And talk about my dad some more.
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Speaker 1: Jeez Louise.
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Speaker 2: And so my friend, you know, knows these stories well.
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Speaker 2: Because I would send the videos... To the family.
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Speaker 1: The family, okay? So yesterday she sent me a video
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Speaker 1: of her.
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Speaker 2: She's the cameraman and the voice going.
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Speaker 3: Talking about pigeon paparazzi.
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Speaker 2: Right now, you know, the river and the trees are
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Speaker 2: my pigeon paparazzi. And that's the way God intended it.
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Speaker 1: I'm the pigeon and the podcaster. Okay. Ooh, that might
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Speaker 1: be a good name. That might be a good new
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Speaker 1: title for my podcast. ASMR. Winky face. I am the
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Speaker 1: pigeon and the paparazzi. I freaking love Lady Gaga. I
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Speaker 1: literally love Lady Gaga. And have I listened to her
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Speaker 1: entire discography? No, I haven't.
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Speaker 2: Unfortunately, one day maybe. I think you can love someone
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Speaker 2: without engaging with everything. If the requirement was to engage
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Speaker 2: with everything I've ever made, y'all, there's not enough time
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Speaker 2: in the world, I don't think, for y'all to catch up.
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Speaker 2: I'm straight up sponsored by freaking Heinz. No, not sponsored
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Speaker 2: by Heinz. What kind of ketchup did I buy recently?
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Speaker 2: It said it was extremely fancy. I think it was
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Speaker 2: from Whataburger.
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Speaker 1: It was like a Whataburger brand. Ketchup. It said extremely
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Speaker 1: fancy ketchup. I said, okay.
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Speaker 2: Oh, it might have.
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Speaker 1: I don't know. I literally don't even know. It doesn't
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Speaker 1: even freaking matter. I'm the pigeon and the paparazzi. And
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Speaker 1: the podcaster.
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Speaker 2: And I'm just here trying to enjoy my life, okay? And,
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Speaker 2: you know.
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Speaker 1: I'm not claiming any of these freaking... ideologies. I'm literally
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Speaker 1: not claiming a single one. Okay, we gotta get out
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Speaker 1: of pigeon.
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Speaker 2: Ow, ow, ow. Oh. Oh.
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Speaker 1: Okay, okay. Wow, we're feeling good. We're feeling really good. Okay. Okay.
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Speaker 1: And now I'm on my back. Now I'm on my back.
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Speaker 1: Because this is how I like to be.
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Speaker 2: Oh. And the sun is just right in my face,
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Speaker 2: but luckily I have a hand to cover it.
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Speaker 1: I got two hands.
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Speaker 2: That's all.
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Speaker 1: Okay, bye-bye. Thanks for listening to my story, guys. Hope
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Speaker 1: you enjoyed it.