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Whackhead Prank: Oops... wrong mouth! · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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  Speaker 1: Stop, stop what you're doing.
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  Speaker 2: Here's another world famous.
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  Speaker 1: Crank car from Darren Wackhead, something that exclusive to KFM mornings. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: let's lock in. There we go again. Lock the doors.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't going anywhere. Lock the door, Lock the doors.
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  Speaker 3: You're going to try and parachute out of your halfway through,
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  Speaker 3: but you're not going anywhere.
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  Speaker 1: You stay in put.
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  Speaker 2: If you are eating something, I suggest.
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  Speaker 1: You stop right now. Stop right now.
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  Speaker 2: I'm having my good coffee, my first cup, my only
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  Speaker 2: cup this morning.
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  Speaker 1: Don't ruin this for me, Darren.
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  Speaker 3: I'm actually putting a message out to all the orthodontists
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  Speaker 3: and all the people that know, people that have braces, plates,
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  Speaker 3: false teeth or whatever. I'm at your service anytime of
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  Speaker 3: day because I will do one of these a week
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  Speaker 3: if you need. Okay, So yesterday it was the braces.
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  Speaker 3: Today it was the refurbished secondhand braces that the lady
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  Speaker 3: didn't know, all right, and it ended badly, all right.
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  Speaker 3: So today the ending is no different. But let me
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  Speaker 3: tell you about the beginning. So this lady's gone and
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  Speaker 3: she's got a plate made, you know, like you get
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  Speaker 3: a plate that fills teeth.
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  Speaker 1: Like maybe one or two. Yeah, it's got too lucky.
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  Speaker 1: It's very think.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so she's gone, she's had it done, and she's
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  Speaker 3: gone for to go pick up fitteen coop.
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  Speaker 1: There it is.
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  Speaker 3: So now she's already started complaining, like the thing keeps
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  Speaker 3: popping out, the fit is not not right, you know.
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  Speaker 3: So she thinks there's just a few minor adjustments that
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  Speaker 3: need to be had. Oh, well, I'm the orthodontist. It's
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  Speaker 3: a lot worse than a few minor adjustments.
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  Speaker 1: Hello.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, I'm looking for missus Gander. Please Hi, I am
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  Speaker 3: calling from doctor Toron's office. I'm the I'm the orthodontist
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  Speaker 3: that may your plate. I believe it keeps popping out.
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  Speaker 2: Correct, it's actually not actually not sitting properly, not even
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  Speaker 2: sitting flush.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, look regrettably this was my mistake.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, Now, because.
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  Speaker 2: You say, if I bring it in, I'm going to
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  Speaker 2: be with us for two days, and I can't.
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  Speaker 3: Do that because I've got meeking Okay, yes, and there
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  Speaker 3: are two very prominent teeth there in the front.
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  Speaker 2: Just yes, And I've actually got showing it's got the insurance.
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  Speaker 2: And I need to talk a lot because I'm a
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  Speaker 2: fire I talk a lot, so you see, and I've
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  Speaker 2: got appointments I'm going to keep on tomorrow and does
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  Speaker 2: you and it it goes okay, all right? How to
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  Speaker 2: do it in one day?
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  Speaker 3: It's not as simple as just an adjustment, because, as
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  Speaker 3: I said, regrettably, this is my mistake.
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  Speaker 1: Now, it's very very rare that we do.
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  Speaker 3: You know, on two different people, a very similar structure,
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  Speaker 3: very similar plate, and I've accidentally issued the wrong plate.
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  Speaker 2: That's why I kind of even eat because it picks up.
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  Speaker 2: I have been having liquids since Sunday.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you see your plate.
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  Speaker 3: It's actually a plate for another sixteen year old boy
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  Speaker 3: that had his two teeth knocked out from a cricket ball.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you actually wearing the sixteen year old boy's
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  Speaker 3: plate in your mouth now. And it's very rare because
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  Speaker 3: I mean, what are the chances of making an almost
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  Speaker 3: identical plate, you understand.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, And there's nothing that you can actually do to
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  Speaker 2: sub it in between, because there's no way that can
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  Speaker 2: go with as a teeth in the front.
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  Speaker 3: We've got to give the boy his rightful plate because
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  Speaker 3: his parents said he's got photographs on Thursday, school photographs
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  Speaker 3: for the cricket team.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know because I've got meetings and you're telling
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  Speaker 2: me where is my plate?
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  Speaker 3: Well, your plate we accidentally gave to him and it's
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  Speaker 3: it's also popping out, so we just need to switch
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  Speaker 3: the two.
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  Speaker 2: He's saying now that I'm mean, he's streak and he's
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  Speaker 2: got my place.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, so you've been wearing his and he's been wearing her.
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  Speaker 1: Is this a crazy mix up?
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  Speaker 2: Madness? So you're telling me that now you mustop around.
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  Speaker 2: It's not an easier stopping around. There's no ways in
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  Speaker 2: hell I'm going to do that.
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  Speaker 3: Well, it's going to fit perfectly, you know what I'm saying,
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  Speaker 3: because his one is meant for your mouth.
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  Speaker 2: Now I can, but I can't understand. How can now
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  Speaker 2: I use his split and he used my plate. There's
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  Speaker 2: no ways I'm going to agree to that.
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  Speaker 3: But that's what you're doing. Now, do you understand what
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  Speaker 3: I'm saying? You are using his plate and he's using
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  Speaker 3: your plate.
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  Speaker 2: Now you're thinking we got to stop around again. That's
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  Speaker 2: a frustration for me. You don't take seven thousands for
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  Speaker 2: a plate for a mistake at first, because.
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  Speaker 1: He was using this plate for three months. Story.
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  Speaker 3: Now the one that the plate that's in your mouth
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  Speaker 3: is his plate that he had already been wearing for
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  Speaker 3: three months and he came in for a repair.
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  Speaker 2: You know what this is, and you need to tell
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  Speaker 2: it Frustrated? Would you? In your case, you're telling me
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  Speaker 2: something like this, I will take the split and chuck
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  Speaker 2: it in the bone and I'll charge.
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  Speaker 3: You guys for medical No, man, please don't do that
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  Speaker 3: because it's this.
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  Speaker 1: It's this I'm telling you.
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  Speaker 2: Because it would you do that? In my case, I'm
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  Speaker 2: using someone else plait in my in my mouth? How
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  Speaker 2: do something like this?
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  Speaker 1: It was a terrible mix up. Man, it was a
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  Speaker 1: terrible terrible.
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  Speaker 2: Is a screw up to me?
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  Speaker 1: I know, ma'am.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not listening to you your guys. The problem is
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  Speaker 2: I got back to that meeting. How the hell can
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  Speaker 2: I use this off my mouth? Now?
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  Speaker 1: He can give you the plate this afternoon.
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  Speaker 2: You don't understand. It's not as simple as that. I
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  Speaker 2: tell I'm using someone else split in my mouth. You
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  Speaker 2: guys will be in buses hot and you'll pay for
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  Speaker 2: the plate.
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  Speaker 3: He's actually a cricket practice. Now he's finishing at four o'clock.
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  Speaker 3: I can have a driver there and I can personally
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  Speaker 3: take it out of his mouth, literally, and come and
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  Speaker 3: give it to you, and take the one that's in
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  Speaker 3: your mouth and give it back to him.
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  Speaker 2: You're telling me you take his plate off his mouth
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  Speaker 2: and give it to me. An, I'm as take my
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  Speaker 2: plate off, mamal to give it to him.
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  Speaker 1: Correct, man, you're actually saying that's click.
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  Speaker 2: You tell me if you're in my shoes, you're telling
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  Speaker 2: me it's simple as this. You'll take his play off
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  Speaker 2: his mouth and give it to me. And I'm as
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  Speaker 2: take my plate off my mouth and give it to him.
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  Speaker 2: Is it as simple as that, ma'am? You'll see to
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  Speaker 2: know as simple as that, to understand the logic.
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  Speaker 1: Tonight, you just put a plate tonight. You'll be able
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  Speaker 1: to eat steak. You'll be able to eat whatever you want.
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  Speaker 2: That's not my problem. I've often got someone else in
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  Speaker 2: my mouth. This is malpractice. This is not ethical way
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  Speaker 2: to actually work with a patient, ma'am.
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  Speaker 3: It's not malpractice. It's let me call it. What do
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  Speaker 3: you call a little upsy?
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  Speaker 2: It might be a little a little sorry.
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  Speaker 1: I don't see what the issue? What what what is
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  Speaker 1: the issue?
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  Speaker 2: Man? You don't see what the issue is. I actually feel.
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  Speaker 3: Like, missus Gander, okay, I wanted to find out if
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  Speaker 3: you calm down and if we could find a better resolution.
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  Speaker 2: It's quite disgusting. I cannot believe it.
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  Speaker 1: Who who's that?
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  Speaker 4: This is somebody that works with she can hear you,
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  Speaker 4: We all can hear you. Unacceptable that you treat somebody
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  Speaker 4: like this and you ask for money in advance and
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  Speaker 4: then you find negligence that you don't take. What it's
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  Speaker 4: like to put you in the now?
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  Speaker 1: Missus gander, can you hear me?
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  Speaker 2: I tell you, I just can't sea.
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  Speaker 3: I'm so I just to you, okay, because because you're
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  Speaker 3: speaking like you've got a mouthful of teeth, which is.
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  Speaker 4: Somebody that she's speaking like she's got a mouth put
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  Speaker 4: in her mouth.
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  Speaker 3: Look, I just wanted to tell her that when she
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  Speaker 3: goes into meetings she must be careful with the plate
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  Speaker 3: out because she's going to be a bit of a
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  Speaker 3: bit of a whistle because you might be calling taxis
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  Speaker 3: all over the place.
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  Speaker 1: Guess what, ladies, it's actually where kitsons?
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  Speaker 2: And why are you joking? I actually feel like vomiting.
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  Speaker 3: Terrible fantastic, It's fantastic again, orthodontist. I need your clients,
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  Speaker 3: please uh dereness at KFM, dot co, dot zd