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Gossip Girl: The Blair Bitch Project · Your One And Only Source

• 0:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hello and welcome back to your one and only source.
• 0:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: We are your hosts.
• 0:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: My name is Phoebe and my name is Caroline and today we are recapping season one episode 14 of Gossip Girl called Blair Bitch Project.
• 0:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's kind of crazy that they could put bitch in the title name.
• 0:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: It you know what it's so pretty that a liar's coded.
• 0:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: It is they did I guess so I guess it's not that crazy.
• 0:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: because they can say it in the show.
• 0:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: If you guys listen to our episode from Tuesday, we did a little secret lives of Mormon wives, Recap, and God, if only we had had the headline, just quick emergency reporting here.
• 0:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: We do talk about a little bit.
• 0:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: not a little bit.
• 0:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: We do fully talk about West and Amanda on the tree on.
• 0:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: So we did like a starting episode.
• 0:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like 30 minutes.
• 0:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's a mini-sode.
• 0:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're just talking about secret lives of Mormon wives.
• 0:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then the rest of the episode, here's like another hour is on the Patreon and video and ad-free.
• 1:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: And we talk about Taylor thank you Paul.
• 1:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: We talk about Bachelor at we talk about West and Amanda and this talk about it was before yes, and it was, I wish we had imagine to be in my bones imagine if that it was getting recording in the statement in the holy shit.
• 1:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, because the situation in the group chat was a true situation room.
• 1:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yesterday, who was that?
• 1:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, really.
• 1:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: We were all, it was like we were all collecting evidence to bring in to the situation, like story and through it together.
• 1:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, we were constantly checking followwork, the counts, who was that way?
• 1:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Who, who, who, who, who, who are going to wear interns on how to get away with murder?
• 1:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's nothing on us.
• 1:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: If nothing on the
• 1:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Look, I know this isn't Paige's world anymore, like she doesn't, like she doesn't like to talk to us on our house, but these are your friends.
• 2:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: I have anything about the show for a year.
• 2:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: I need you to say something or do something.
• 2:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: more than the comment that video just doesn't cut it for me.
• 2:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, I did listen to Gaglia squad yesterday and they released it late.
• 2:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: Maybe it was today that it came out.
• 2:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: But I think it was yesterday because I remember I saw it and I was like, oh my gosh, I listened to they talk about it.
• 2:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, because it was like 26 minutes ago, they put it up.
• 2:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: at the interview like directly talk about it.
• 2:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: But I do think it's, it's their subtext throughout the episode.
• 2:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: So I do think it's worth a listen and you'll have to let me know if you pick up on the same notes that I picked up on.
• 2:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're like,
• 2:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: I do think that it's, I mean, I cannot imagine a world where page does not take, sorry, I'm dog sitting in there's construction.
• 2:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: So if you hear shit, that's why I can't imagine a world where page does not take Sierra side.
• 2:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like it would be, that would be like not only would it be, so it would be really stupid.
• 2:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 2:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know, yeah.
• 3:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Did you see that Ben on follow-to-manda?
• 3:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 3:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's crazy.
• 3:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: I feel like the cast feels like they also were betrayed in the same way a lot of us feeling the fans.
• 3:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: I, Phoebe and I, on the episode, we talked about how like we kind of don't think that this was happening last summer.
• 3:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: We don't really think that it was happening while Amanda and Kyle were actively married.
• 3:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: But then I was so sure and you mind I don't that came out.
• 3:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, I mean, that would make that would take this to a scan of all level for me.
• 3:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sure.
• 3:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because right now, I don't we can call it Scamanda.
• 3:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't see it at the same level.
• 3:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: I saw it's taken off though that explained.
• 3:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think why people have a hard time discerning, which one is worse.
• 3:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think someone said I don't know, but some, no, I mean, the, the reason it feels there's something about it that does feel at that level of scan of scan of all.
• 3:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I think it's because with Vanderpump, it was shocking, but that's a show that is about cheaters and is about wires and is about bad friends.
• 4:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: This show, at least we believe that it's a group of friends that for the most part, they get in fights, they get in drama and everything, but they respect each other for the most part.
• 4:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: And the friendships have seemed very strong.
• 4:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: You were sincere.
• 4:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, the number of times that like, and I also just, I think part of it too is what, so if we're comparing, like, scanned of all, lacked a, um, someone to really empathize with.
• 4:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, like, I'm, of course, like now obsessed love Ariana so much on Vanderpump.
• 4:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: I wasn't like, I liked her.
• 4:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: I thought she was cool.
• 4:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Actually, that did like her kind of came back around.
• 4:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Mm-hmm, but you also have to know where she started.
• 4:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: She didn't have the like ability that, no, a Sierra, and Sierra has really, like, she's expressed how difficult it is for her to be vulnerable and to trust people, which is why this is just so much more of a betrayal.
• 5:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: But she has really allowed us to see her vulnerable.
• 5:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: She has had difficult conversations about relationships, about sex, about race, about friendships.
• 5:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: has shown her loyalty time and time again to her friends, she has shown us we have seen we've witnessed firsthand how hurt she was by West.
• 5:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: We watched this all happen and then we allowed ourselves to start rooting for them again.
• 5:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: We were watching her in this transformation, her friendship with Amanda seemed so good.
• 5:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: It just and Amanda has been married.
• 5:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: So she's never been the person that we would have expected, you know what I mean?
• 5:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I think two
• 5:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: pulled up my heartstrings this season, especially with like a man to talking to her about Kyle and Sierra feeling and empathizing for Amanda so much that she begins to cry as you're holding her.
• 5:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like, where was that?
• 5:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: And so now I'm now I'm looking back at things and I'm just like, if this was happening, I mean, when I don't even really give a talk about her being married to Kyle except for the fact that in my mind that makes it impossible.
• 6:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: But if it was happening during that time, and if it was happening all summer, that's a true path acting like this towards Sierra, then I'm kind of horrified.
• 6:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, it takes it to a scandal level.
• 6:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: It does.
• 6:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because part of what made scandals so terrible wasn't just that they were together for 10 years, but it was that,
• 6:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Rekelle was so inserted into both of their lives and was confiding in or was getting Ariana to confide in her and they were like some The friends we've likened it to me Anthony and Kelly it really is If Kelly were to tell you Anthony if I found out tomorrow that she and Anthony had been having in affair the shock I wouldn't even it would take me a minute to feel the full wrath of my fury because it would be so flawed
• 6:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: It would be like a nuclear bomb the way that it like happens and then you kind of have to wait for that for the rest of the impact.
• 7:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: You watch it come towards you and it seems slower than it is, but it's destroying everything in its path and that's sort of what that would be like.
• 7:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: And that's also what it will be like if I find out that this was happening last year.
• 7:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: It will be that just and I do I'm getting there.
• 7:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm getting where I believe it.
• 7:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: God I could believe it.
• 7:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: I've seen a few things.
• 7:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: One saying that Sierra was given a heads up a couple days in advance about it.
• 7:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: And so then people were talking about her crying outside of the RMS store and a white gown on the ground.
• 7:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: They were talking about that as being performative.
• 7:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I'm like, it really doesn't matter.
• 7:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like if she was in her mess shopping and she was like, hey, no, I don't know which brick and I want.
• 7:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know the statement is coming.
• 7:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Holy shit.
• 7:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: They just posted it.
• 7:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: I need to go get a breath of fresh air.
• 7:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: I wonder if she also didn't get to read the statement.
• 7:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: She just found out she has got confirmation that something that was true and maybe she expected that the statement might actually take more accountability for
• 8:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: how much that could hurt the people in the world.
• 8:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Maybe in a apology would be good.
• 8:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, Vinia said it.
• 8:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: She was like, it's fascinating to see this statement and no apology to the people that were hurt.
• 8:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 8:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: The person being your best friend.
• 8:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I Caroline made a really good point on the Patreon and we'll stop talking about this and you guys can go this.
• 8:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: All of our thoughts, I think, are pretty much remained the same now that we did.
• 8:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: They haven't just, we've a little bit more to talk.
• 8:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Cause we kind of believed it when we were talking about that.
• 8:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: So.
• 8:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: But I,
• 8:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: Carolina made a point that like it's incredibly and raging that they like to think to picture them justifying it to themselves and like they're allowed to do this.
• 8:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: And like this year actually doesn't have a right to be like doing it just as so mad and even then when you compound that with the rumors about West still hooking.
• 8:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like I mean, you did this for a man who's not even like locked down with you literally.
• 9:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: And also, if you guys just wanted to, here's another thing, I saw a thing that was like, Amanda's gonna come to the reunion and be like, we didn't like, we didn't, the public made us reveal this.
• 9:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: We weren't ready to, we were still exploring it.
• 9:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: We wanted to make sure that it was the right thing.
• 9:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: What I have to say, if that is her defense, she's not understanding why people are especially upset.
• 9:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's because most people who have solid friendships in their life cannot fathom,
• 9:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: allow giving themselves permission to explore connection like that now that's your that's what you did wrong it's not that you guys it's not that you guys like it was found out like that you're not a trouble because we found out about it like yeah it's exactly it's that you thought it was okay to do and that you were justified in doing it.
• 9:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then it's like again, we also said that's on the Patreon and we will start talking about it, but but it's also for me on one hand, it's like it's horrific if it happened at all and you opened yourself up to this happening at all.
• 10:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: hiding it.
• 10:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: That is a whole other thing.
• 10:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it is clear now that they did hide it and they lied.
• 10:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it's like, I wouldn't be able to look my best friend in the eyes if I knew I was doing something that would really hurt her.
• 10:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I
• 10:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: and she didn't know like I I wouldn't be able to not tell her like it would be I wouldn't I would have to stop hanging out with her because I would be I would feel so guilty.
• 10:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's what and that's again I can't say back that I mean the way that's part of why people were like for killing what is going on in your head that you were able to compartmentalize your fair with sand of all yeah and be are you on as friend and talk to her about her sex life with the
• 10:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: You were sitting, you're letting, asking Sarah questions about her in the West, and in West same for you, you're, you're going around trying to like get Kyle to apologize and try to fix things, with Amanda even though now it does put it to perspective last week's episode when he said, has there ever been a moment where you've like,
• 11:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's made sense to you that they're together to Jesse and Jesse was like, I mean, yeah, it's hard, but they're, like, they're married.
• 11:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, and West, like, yeah, but have you ever really thought it made sense.
• 11:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: And you know what, that's that they should be together.
• 11:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: I give Jesse Solomon a lot of shit and he deserves it, but that is really where I'm like, that's one thing, Jesse Solomon would not do what would Jesse Solomon do not that like.
• 11:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: genuinely and it does take me back to what you said when you're like at least he asked.
• 11:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: We were so upset and you know, I bet that's why Amanda was so worked up about him asking what if they were, if she was already interested or if they were any other than like video them asking.
• 11:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, it's not like it's from somewhere else coming out of the room and and grabbing his hand kind of well no no that video which I didn't think was that crazy I think that now we're like really really digging to sign but to me the most damning thing is the when they're playing the spin the bottle the kiss game and Amanda kisses Kyle and that's when West pulls his chair closer to Sierra and starts touching her and all this little kind of
• 12:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: And as face is a little bit like what are you doing and that's Jesse starts laughing at West and West says I'm going to fuck you up and then keeps touching Sierra It's like did does jet did Jesse know that maybe there was something happen and that's why Jesse felt comfortable
• 12:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: asking West if he could pursue things with Sierra because it seemed like he had moved on with a potentially Amanda and then he sees that right after Amanda and Kyle like make out in front of West he has to like it's like a dick measuring contest and he scoots over closer to Sierra and starts touching her leg and her back and all that makes my blood boil because it's like half of what Sierra was upset about as like being used by West and it's like
• 13:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: You literally have zero respect for this one man.
• 13:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's so fun.
• 13:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like you.
• 13:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Zero respect for this.
• 13:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: How do you do this twice?
• 13:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: All right.
• 13:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: You guys.
• 13:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: We've got an episode of Vosico, to get into.
• 13:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sorry about all that.
• 13:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sure, do.
• 13:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: And this is a fun episode.
• 13:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: We both really liked it and join in.
• 13:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: We start with another Blair Waldorf dream.
• 13:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, could be better than that.
• 13:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Is this also breakfast at Tiffany's?
• 13:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Is this a inappropriate kind of engine that I don't think I've seen that movie?
• 13:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Whoa, all right, that's crazy.
• 13:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, this is um, breakfast with Tiffany.
• 13:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is like the n scene kind of okay I mean, I thought so obviously because she's dressed that way, but we already did a breakfast with Tiffany right a cat named her is that gentleman prefer blondes
• 13:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: have we gone for a Tiffany's to yeah because she's she's wearing the outfit is an ounce like looking at the at the window yeah yeah but yes this is also back for certificates moon rivers playing she's calling after a cat named cat she's wearing a khaki trench coat and an alley and she's super upset and crying and she turns around and we see Nate walk in and this is the epitome of a guy that Phoebe as a young girl what I've said
• 14:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know that.
• 14:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Is it that.
• 14:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: HOT Dapper down.
• 14:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's, that's future husband vibes, like that's a view that I've said.
• 14:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Did you get a lot of fun on your chest watching me?
• 14:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, I actually can't like picture it because what I can only picture of me in this episode is his hair coming just down just like a little bit too long of a size.
• 14:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
• 14:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, this in this scene and I wonder actually is it pushed up?
• 14:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: no, it's part of the side and then it's like slick.
• 14:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I wonder if actually because he needed a long yeah, for theater, they don't let the boys cut their hair because then we can style it in whatever like period way we need to.
• 15:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: And so I wonder if they were like for this episode like, maybe they filmed that scene last and they were like, you just we need to keep your hair at this length otherwise we can't do this hairstyle because your hair will be too
• 15:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know with an order to be just me, beber, I know, anyway.
• 15:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 15:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Peace Crawford has a lot of what like Zac Efron had, especially in high school three, which is my, like, boy.
• 15:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: I listen, I was in love with Zac Efron in the moment.
• 15:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: He graced my screen and sweet life.
• 15:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: He were also in love with the way he spelled his name.
• 15:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: He were like, and that's a hot guy.
• 15:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: So you're going to miss me.
• 15:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 15:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: No way, and that's a hot guy.
• 15:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: But what I will say about his news, who one is I didn't like his hair.
• 15:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: High school musical too.
• 15:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, we're getting some more.
• 15:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, high school musical one.
• 15:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: He is like 14 years old.
• 15:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think it's okay.
• 15:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't think he's free.
• 15:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm just this is little Phoebe.
• 15:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Come on.
• 15:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 15:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 15:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: Even at that age, I was because I had a pillow with you knew what I was.
• 16:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, pretty much was born knowing what hot is little Phoebe was like, I had a pillow with that Zack up on his face on it and I was like, well, this isn't really like my favorite logger from and you're like, I know that like someone probably think it's weird, but I'm just practicing kissing.
• 16:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: on this pillow.
• 16:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: And that's fine.
• 16:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it's better than what my other sister is doing, which is practicing kissing on her Zain Malik poster.
• 16:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then defacing it.
• 16:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: I did deface God.
• 16:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Why is we musical posters because of when I found out Vanessa Hutchinson and him were like really dating.
• 16:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: When you found out she sent news and you were like, oh, he's getting a whore.
• 16:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it was crazy guys when Phoebe found out that Vanessa Hutchins sent bathing soup picks.
• 16:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Phoebe was like, oh, I didn't know Gabrielle Month has was a super slut And I was like Phoebe no slut shaming like and and that was early.
• 16:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: That was early for me to know that, but I knew that no slut shaming
• 16:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think about that.
• 16:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Gaglyce what also they were just talking about like release the nodes like who cares like who actually cares at this point and I do feel like that's true.
• 17:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like I believe it doesn't have to be seen as person has taken news and if it's the least guess what just put it behind a paywall.
• 17:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like it doesn't need to be standalone anymore, but like I would imagine that would be really would be about day unless you've done full frontal on an HBO show.
• 17:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right, right, right.
• 17:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: If we've already seen it, which, which most of us have, so it's like, at that point, like, once you get to the point of your life or you do,
• 17:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: news or release you.
• 17:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: So Nate shows up in the alley and Blair is screaming for the cat and he looks so handsome and he goes, Jenny, you don't have a cat.
• 17:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she says, I'm Blair and he goes, actually, you don't have anyone.
• 17:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: My god, what a sad dream.
• 17:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know horrifying sad dream and guess what life emitates are.
• 17:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Guess what the stream emitates her life is what I guess this is.
• 18:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Turns out this
• 18:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: literally.
• 18:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: She went back in.
• 18:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: You go and Dorota is telling her to get up.
• 18:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's got to get up Serena's coming up to walk with her to school.
• 18:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Blair is like, I can't go back.
• 18:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: I really can't go back.
• 18:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's the same feeling that she had when she was trying to leave to Paris, like before Serena
• 18:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Now that it's real, she's like, I don't know if I can freaking do this.
• 18:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know if I can do this, um, and so at the palace, Serena is getting ready and finds a shock to mean something doing the unthinkable smoking in her bathroom, a cigarette, a freaking cigarette in her bathroom.
• 18:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she is telling him to get out because she needs to shower and everything I'm like this is where I'm a little bit like okay as the parents you guys are billionaires.
• 19:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Why why does the why are the steps siblings who were in the same year and also like your sexually Deviant son like why are they having to share it bathroom.
• 19:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: I just feel like we could have picked a hotel room with a bathroom where like Eric and Chuck at least share bathroom.
• 19:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't really think in this tax bracket anybody needs to share bathroom.
• 19:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think Lily and Bart probably have separate bathrooms.
• 19:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: So anyway, that's my rant about that.
• 19:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, Serena is like, okay, well, I'm not freaking showering.
• 19:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not freaking showering.
• 19:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: My hair looks gray always.
• 19:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: And um, so then that we were like going going going going going, then Jenny's walking to school.
• 19:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, oh,
• 19:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm into the gas station to get some alonies.
• 20:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: As I was checking out, there was like, oh, by the way, that's where I just was.
• 20:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: It was going to break.
• 20:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: It was like, okay, and that'll be $1,372.
• 20:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: It was like $13 and seven times.
• 20:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm dead.
• 20:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: She goes, me.
• 20:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: It profiles.
• 20:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: What is that real?
• 20:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like, it's older.
• 20:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, it was older woman.
• 20:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: And guess who was behind me and line.
• 20:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: Who, Mr. McKeeber.
• 20:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my God.
• 20:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Did she pull the same prank on him?
• 20:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: World famous epic meeting of the mines today.
• 20:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: And in seven and a lot of it.
• 20:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: Me, this guy's here, Mr. McKeeber.
• 20:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know if she pulled a prank on him.
• 20:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, he probably heard the prank she pulled on me.
• 20:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, and of course me, it was like, okay, that's, that's some change.
• 20:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Got it.
• 20:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: To read to reach shopping in the, in the gym.
• 20:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: She says, Christ, to read his braver than me, by the way, not her, like her card getting declined cards getting declined and her being like, on camera and she's continuing to shop like this.
• 21:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Let me tell you, I wouldn't be ruining my card on camera for the world.
• 21:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 21:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: So anyway, I heard you got through the shower scene.
• 21:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 21:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Now we're at Jenny walking to school.
• 21:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 21:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: So I first, I was like, wait a minute, what agent?
• 21:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Did Jenny just say that Hazel lent her a bracelet in Aspen?
• 21:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: I was so confused by this when they were just in happened.
• 21:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Did they just have a spring break?
• 21:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, because I wonder if maybe there was a bit of a break.
• 21:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: So I want to do this to the spring break because we've already done things give me an Christmas.
• 21:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: And yeah, we've got Lily and the the buses, the soon to be basses are living together and Blair hasn't gone to school in a week.
• 21:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and went to asthma.
• 21:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: So like I think that people have been out and about, but
• 21:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: She went to ask him with the girls, and then it's Jenny's birthday tomorrow, and they're going out for her birthday, and Jenny just like, it does make me sad for her, because she just just said, but I'm also like these girls have to know.
• 22:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I don't know like how much they
• 22:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: will really care if you're just on it.
• 22:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like I think it's like, if you were just honest about it, it's going to be a huge.
• 22:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, no, that age you're just like everything is this serious.
• 22:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: Everything is this serious and it's just not.
• 22:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then then then there's an ATM and this is
• 22:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Do you know, do you know what an freaking Gen Z over here?
• 22:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, God.
• 22:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Shut up.
• 22:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's on snapchat.
• 22:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Shocker.
• 22:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Wow.
• 22:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: This was crazy.
• 22:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: All you had to do was type a dollar sign, the number that you wanted to send.
• 22:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Don't even need a decimal point and press send.
• 22:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: And if it was connected to your code.
• 22:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: So it's like a con rush.
• 23:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, but you didn't even it could be like a text like I like mom would send me money on snap cash because there was no vennel there was not like it was easy really that's where that was originated But also that's like at that point snap chat early out snap chat was used for like primarily one thing specifically so the fact that it was the first social media to think connect
• 23:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Easy guys, that's tungsten money.
• 23:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's just, yeah, I might make sense.
• 23:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's a question, especially when kids are using that up, just feels like God's stop it.
• 23:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, so Isabelle's like, oh, hey, Jenny, there's an ATM, I earn a cotty.
• 23:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like, there's an ATM, didn't you want to stop and pay Penelope back for brunch?
• 23:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: But Penelope doesn't want to stop.
• 23:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: So Jenny is getting herself in a deep fucking hole.
• 23:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, she's a dead end of these girls.
• 23:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Brent was 120 bucks.
• 23:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Do they always 120 for all of them or each?
• 23:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know, I don't know.
• 23:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: How many of them are there?
• 23:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like 120 actually doesn't seem like insane.
• 24:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Five.
• 24:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: But I thought it was just like for Jenny, cause I'm like, why would Jenny?
• 24:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: But that's why I'm saying, I'm like,
• 24:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, was the type of thing like maybe Jenny was like, oh, I don't know my card on me and all the other girls did.
• 24:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: And so when they paid, Penelope just paid for her.
• 24:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then Jenny was like, I'll get you back.
• 24:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: But that's what I'm saying is that 120 per person or 120 for the whole brunch.
• 24:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know, I think it's per person.
• 24:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because my thought of that the other girls paid their 120 with their cards at the table.
• 24:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Jenny maybe was like, I can't pay that.
• 24:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: So she said she didn't have her card and maybe that's what happened.
• 24:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know, but they say you'll just get the next one, which I'm sure will be great.
• 24:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, she won't.
• 24:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: She won't.
• 24:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: So Serena, Chuck and Eric are now in the steps, Eric's hiding from his ballet.
• 24:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, because they're staying at, they're all like the same sweet now as you're saying.
• 24:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I guess Chuck's staff is is very different.
• 24:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Eric says they're very attentive.
• 25:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: And um, I forgot for a second that we don't know Eric's
• 25:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 25:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, it's also funny to see the the way that this show depicts the difference in levels of wealth, like we obviously know the Vanderbutsons are well off, but yes, this is like another even this is exuberant for them.
• 25:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right, right.
• 25:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like, oh, your stuff is so attentive.
• 25:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: I will say like they weren't me.
• 25:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: They were out of hotel.
• 25:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: They're both, they're both at, are they the same hotel?
• 25:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 25:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, so then literally, yeah, it's just the best off, crazy.
• 25:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: They come down stairs for breakfast.
• 25:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Parents are having breakfast hilarious, Lily in sunglasses, terrible headache.
• 25:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's cracking me up sitting there at the breakfast table with her fucking sunglasses, only this guy is that is Caroline.
• 25:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: mood, it's Rachel's though and me.
• 25:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: I was just gonna say it's Rachel's though and then I thought I'd pay you an even better compliment and say it's you.
• 25:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: Thank you, that's really sweet of you, actually.
• 25:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're buttering me up for something.
• 25:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: I noticed.
• 26:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm pretending I know what it is.
• 26:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: I just called you super, so I don't have to long ago.
• 26:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm freaking pissed off, I'm freaking pissed off, I'm freaking pissed off.
• 26:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, they're planning the wedding and like I guess it's it's frustrating and Chuck.
• 26:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Here's what I got to say.
• 26:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: This was an interesting episode for Chuck.
• 26:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: We see a lot more of the dynamic with this father.
• 26:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: And you know what boys can have daddy issues too.
• 26:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: All right, there I said in there there we set it and maybe that's by Chuck and Blair so perfect for each other because they both have undisputable daddy issues well also there is so much of both of them that is like they really see their their parents approval like they are even though she does have daddy issues she also
• 26:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like all she wants more than the world is for Eleanor to like think she's movement.
• 26:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and Chuck is constantly trying to prove himself to his dad Yeah, and they're trying to do it in the same fields as their parents like Blair wanted to be the model right and wanted to do well for her mom and Chuck wanted wants to do the bar and everything
• 27:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Chuck and Blair both have names, you know, the bass name, the Waldorf name, like they kind of keep harping on that, that like, you know, bass or the bass is kind of like a different family that puts their name on a lot of things in that city.
• 27:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: trumps?
• 27:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 27:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Ugh.
• 27:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
• 27:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't even, I don't want to like in them to anybody.
• 27:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: I've really been trying not to think about any of their political affiliations during the show.
• 27:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because I'm like...
• 27:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't want to.
• 27:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: It also meant something different back then.
• 27:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: I will say, like, yeah, you know what I mean?
• 27:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, do you think, okay, take out who we know him to be now?
• 27:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because that's what's the word about.
• 27:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think like the bases are definitely Republicans, 100%.
• 27:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, also, even even just take the, I don't even mean politically to take the politics out of it, first again, and take.
• 27:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: Trump post-Gossip Girl out of it.
• 28:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Just they mean that reality.
• 28:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's time when he was like the tycoon in New York, I feel like that's kind of what they were trying to emulate with the buses.
• 28:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think so too.
• 28:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think so too.
• 28:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I just, I, yeah, I try really hard not to think about that now, just because of who that man has turned out to be like in our lives.
• 28:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: But, um,
• 28:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: But I do I do see it differently.
• 28:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: I do feel like there's like a before times in an after times for also like the two party system and like what it meant because it It's always been like divisive, but I do feel like in the past like 10 years.
• 28:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's become well now it's become even more divisive within the two part like Well, yeah, and there's so much in fighting and both parties are way more outward about their inflating than they ever have been.
• 28:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, exactly, um, any who, but what's interesting is like, yeah, the bases and the wall dwarfs, they each have like these names.
• 28:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I feel like we kind of heard last episode, you like the vander, what's in name is more a social thing, unless of like a business and like a legacy in that way.
• 29:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it's almost like a Hilton's, well, I guess the Hilton's are obviously, well, they're, I was going to liken it to the vander built, who were also still
• 29:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: obviously super wealthy, but I feel like their name, or maybe actually it's kind of like a Kennedy name, like a Kennedy and whatnot, and like the outskirts of the Kennedy family, not the people that were actively running for office, but kind of like the bouviers and that kind of they're gonna say a lot like Little Eady.
• 29:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: When you, well, I'm thinking about like Carolyn Bout, Carolyn Bout is honestly like very much like,
• 29:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Lily Vanderley and okay 100% if Carolyn Bissette got to grow up more Yes, she would have been like well in in all the good ways she would have been yeah, I agree Mander what's it totally but so we just really see a lot in this episode of You know we've seen a lot of the Blair exploration of her daddy issues her mommy issues her insecurities and now we're seeing it with Chuck and
• 30:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: it was making me kind of sad like this is one of those moments where it's like all we see how the monster came to be because he's there.
• 30:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's really trying to butter up Lily and
• 30:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Chuck's dad is like, hey, Chuck, if you're gonna be my best man, like you've got a behave.
• 30:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Chuck is so honored.
• 30:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like you could just see like he like he straightens.
• 30:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's like, he didn't expect it at all.
• 30:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I'm like Chuck, who else would have been?
• 30:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like even though it's just for appearances.
• 30:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: But what sucks, too, is like as an audience member, I can tell that Bart is asking Chuck not because Chuck is the best man, but because who else would he ask and that looks good and whatever.
• 30:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: But for Chuck in this moment, he believes that his dad is like, you're the best man you are my best man and Chuck says I'd be honored sir and cheers to our family and I just feel like Chuck is genuinely exciting opportunity to have a family like to have a family, even though like he makes all these jokes about wanting to sleep with Serena.
• 31:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: But I genuinely think, like, I do feel like that's part of his like defense mechanism, which is like the sixth year, it's up there, but yes, but it also just throughout this whole episode, we're going to see Serena gets these gifts, these inappropriate gifts, and she's so convinced that it's Chuck who's sending them.
• 31:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Chuck ends up being the person that like helps her with this whole thing and the person that she can come to and like and like a brother and it's.
• 31:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
• 31:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's just like a sweet moment to like see the side of Chuck.
• 31:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're like, oh, he really wants a family and he wants this, but he pretends so much that he doesn't because he didn't think he would ever get to have that.
• 31:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because Dan says, I just came straight from the airport to drive Jenny to school and she's not here.
• 31:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, whoa.
• 31:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: Most of you drive.
• 32:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was he.
• 32:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Here's your car.
• 32:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was going to be with Allison.
• 32:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Maybe maybe maybe maybe they make a comment about it.
• 32:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because Jenny was supposed to go to something with her mom and instead she went to ask Bend.
• 32:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
• 32:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: And if this is so that moment of like the older brother being like, well, Jenny got out of it and it's fine and everyone's happy for her, but I had a fucking go.
• 32:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like are you kidding me?
• 32:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like it's so that.
• 32:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: And you get no gold source.
• 32:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: And they're like, listen, we're happy for Jenny.
• 32:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're happy for her.
• 32:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like, okay, cool.
• 32:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: So anyway, Dan is like super surprised that they let Jenny go, which I honestly am surprised to, and they're like, well, you know, she was really well taking care of we even got to speak to her on the private plane.
• 32:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's really weird.
• 32:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: The way Rufus is talking about it.
• 32:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: I can't exactly tell if he's like actually really excited about it.
• 32:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like he's brought her fees, but being an asshole about.
• 32:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: Jenny wanting to do those things.
• 32:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: It didn't come off that way entirely.
• 32:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: The way you would expect Rufus to talk about this stuff.
• 33:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: It would have to have like so much surprise.
• 33:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: And that's why I think Dana so surprised.
• 33:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's like, what?
• 33:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like it's very, I also feel like they have this sort of like Brooklyn chip on their shoulder, whether or not they're like.
• 33:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 33:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: you're not better than us and we're not going to let you pay for these things or whatever because we can and whatever.
• 33:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: So it's interesting that they would let her go on this paid for trip and damn it's a comment because Rufus is like, yeah, it's the best birthday present we could have gotten her.
• 33:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Dan being so shady goes, oh, so you pay for her?
• 33:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Dan, you know, very well he didn't, and that was a crazy fucking thing to say.
• 33:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: He said, well, no, but I gave her some pocket money and Jenny's much happier than she's been in a long time.
• 33:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then Rufus gets mad at Dan for judging him.
• 33:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he's like, I need your help.
• 33:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: We got to figure out what Jenny wants to do for her birthday.
• 33:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: And by the way, what the hell are you still doing here?
• 33:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: You have school, my man.
• 33:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know that was like, I was like, okay, they had to throw in that kind of Humphrey line where they have that weird banter.
• 33:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: So, on the way to school, Blair is talking to Serena and she's just saying, we're not gonna point out, Blair is covered every single visibility.
• 34:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Blair is wearing a long coat and she's on her head.
• 34:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: The coat gloves, a head scarf, glasses on at our huge.
• 34:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, she is, I can't see her feet, but I have to imagine she's got boots, tights, socks.
• 34:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, she's still in.
• 34:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's giving a hybrid of the character and company retreat who needs to be covered for the sun and all times at the girl's bones.
• 34:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
• 34:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, my God.
• 34:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, bones tied with little eady.
• 34:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: And honestly, I'm sorry, Blair Waldorf loves Greg Ardenes, you cannot tell me otherwise.
• 34:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: And in another life, it's like a guilty pleasure watch.
• 34:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: In another life, Elinore and Blair are big and little ED.
• 34:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Just if things went a little bit differently for them.
• 34:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Mm-hmm.
• 34:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god, that is so fucking funny to think about.
• 34:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: That is so funny to think about.
• 34:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: And this is my last time for today.
• 34:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is my costume for, I can't even do, I literally can't find the accent inside my body if I had a gun to my head anymore.
• 35:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Guys, I think I've been late at just it there are couples just go watch a little eating his greatest hits you won't believe it you'll think that she's faking because it's unlike any accent you've probably ever heard and I remember when I didn't know Kind of sounds like who three comesly
• 35:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, do you think it's like a ridiculous funny like Hampton's accent that you we do not hear anymore.
• 35:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's very interesting very weird to the point that like so the musical the way it's done is like act one is
• 35:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: young little E.D.
• 35:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: when she's like a young beautiful Deb, she's a young beautiful eligible Deb Utah and that's the one that I played.
• 35:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she still has this accent, but it's like a little bit more polished and then in Act 2, we fast forward and it's a little E.D.
• 35:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: grown up, fucking crazy, bizarre, and her mom also.
• 35:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: And the person who plays Big E.D.
• 35:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: and Act 1 plays Little E.D.
• 36:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: and Act 2 and whatever.
• 36:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I remember being like, really embarrassed to do the accent because I was like the people who come see this show aren't going to know it's like what I'm doing and they're going to think that like I just have a really bad accent.
• 36:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: And but you're the first act when like things seem normal.
• 36:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: So whatever, but I'm very good at accent.
• 36:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: So my accent was spot on, but I was just like what if they don't know that.
• 36:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I should really assume better at the audience.
• 36:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: By the way, might be going on
• 36:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: because of a girl?
• 36:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, no, a girl.
• 36:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: as a bunch of the last show, which I just found out I won I am last night, you opened tomorrow.
• 36:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Where does she move set pieces?
• 36:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like in all the dance numbers.
• 36:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: So I texted the director, I was like, so we're gonna need to figure this out because she's not gonna be here.
• 36:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I'm concerned about spacing, but I'm also more concerned about the set pieces that have to go for the tornado scene.
• 36:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like moving a door like all the shit it has to go.
• 37:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I was like, worst case scenario, I'll just go on.
• 37:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, and I'll do it.
• 37:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: I was like, you know, it would make sense because I did make up all the answers, so I know them.
• 37:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: And you would not have to teach anybody.
• 37:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it's like, if I'm sorry with this cast, if they don't have, if one person is missing this whole thing will fall apart.
• 37:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, the spacing will, it'll just, it'll just go.
• 37:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: And so, but I was like, I don't know where costume will be in my street clothes.
• 37:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: But that's the show that Anthony and Kelly are coming to.
• 37:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: So now I'm like, Oh, it's a good butter.
• 37:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: I can't she do anyway.
• 37:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: So back to Serena is filling Blair in on everything that's happened.
• 37:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I'm like, but okay, if it wasn't free, since it's happened, by the way, okay.
• 37:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: So one of these Serena says, you're three week old scandals, old nails.
• 37:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and okay, so we find out that.
• 37:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: she's basically telling Blair how many other scandals have happened so that she feels better about her scandal.
• 38:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, bodies family moved back.
• 38:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: Coddy's, Coddy's dad moved the entire family back to Israel.
• 38:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Are we never gonna see Coddy?
• 38:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: I really didn't realize that I guess we never see Coddy again.
• 38:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: We had this iconic caudian is duo for 13 episodes.
• 38:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I really feel like we might even get all these other minions.
• 38:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, they just showed up one day.
• 38:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hazel Penelope and what's in Elise is of the other girl.
• 38:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: Maybe.
• 38:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: They literally just popped up out of thin air one day.
• 38:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Nellieuky.
• 38:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, you girls were not here, right?
• 38:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: And so that happened.
• 38:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: Serena has moved in with the passes.
• 38:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: And so she's just, and I'm like, okay, but that's just two things.
• 38:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like, Blair, everybody's talking about, wah.
• 38:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, she'll believe me.
• 38:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: There's a much bigger scandal.
• 38:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's that I'm living with Chuck Bass.
• 38:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, sorry.
• 38:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: Didn't mean to say his name.
• 38:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Only thing I was more in love with Chuck Bass is living with him.
• 38:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: Would you say?
• 38:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: It doesn't matter.
• 38:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: with those.
• 38:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: So Blair is finally like, okay, whatever.
• 39:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: You've convinced me it's going to be okay.
• 39:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: She hands Serena her sunglasses.
• 39:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: She takes off her scarf.
• 39:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: We get to school and it definitely right away seems like people are still talking.
• 39:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: Everyone is like giving her side glances.
• 39:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: I, they're calling this quote, the overthrow of Blair Waldorf and possible.
• 39:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: Something
• 39:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, Jenny is lucky Blair did not get superhuman strength and launch up Spider Man's style to where Jenny is standing and choke her out.
• 39:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm honestly blown away by Blair's reaction to what happens because I'm blown away by Jenny.
• 39:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's so mean in this mindset yet.
• 39:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's, I'm like, was this Jenny's idea?
• 39:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Or was this something else?
• 39:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: It looked like it was because when Nate looks at them, Jenny makes that face.
• 39:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: Guys, what they do, they're all eating a yo play, yogurt, and they all, all the girls, all the minions, fling, spoonfuls of yogurt from above, directly onto Blair Waldorf's head.
• 40:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Blair, just walks into the school.
• 40:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like girl, turn around.
• 40:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: I am, I'm already home.
• 40:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: If that happened to me, I'm already halfway down the street.
• 40:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, I'm certainly not doing the rest of the day with Dary and my hair.
• 40:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: We get scenes later where her hair looks completely and more and more like her, their showers.
• 40:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, I guess the school may be they have a good day.
• 40:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: But they have a dry day.
• 40:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: They have a dry day.
• 40:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: They have a dry day.
• 40:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: There's definitely a drier bar.
• 40:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: So you need to see her in a thing.
• 40:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: But why won't Serena go?
• 40:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: There's a question.
• 40:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 40:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Serena will be just to pull up a sort of that her hair is dirty.
• 40:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I'm like, her hair looks, you look filthy.
• 40:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: I hate to break it to you, Blake.
• 40:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: Your hair looks the same.
• 40:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: It looks in every episode in this episode.
• 40:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Which is, sorry, gorgeous.
• 40:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Your hair ugly.
• 40:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, she sits down.
• 40:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: She sits down at breakfast and Lily Vanderwood.
• 40:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: What's in his like, oh my gosh.
• 40:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: She may as well sell.
• 40:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: She may as well sell.
• 40:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: You read.
• 40:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: She might.
• 40:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: She can't believe how her.
• 40:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's, I mean, it's giving mom when I haven't showered and 24 hours and one minute.
• 40:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she is like, Oh, my God, Phoebe, you haven't showered in days.
• 41:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know, you have to watch your every 24 hours.
• 41:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: Your hair is greasy.
• 41:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: You cannot go.
• 41:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, that.
• 41:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: And blow dry it.
• 41:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Do not go out of this house with blood here.
• 41:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god, it is giving that.
• 41:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's 100, that's what Lily, but every single person is mentioning it, Serena.
• 41:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I'm like, I'm sorry, Serena's her does look like this every day.
• 41:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it was Serena five rats, not every day.
• 41:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: And that was Serena's Pup Talk to Blair was, look, everyone's just gonna notice how my hair just looks a little bit dirty with the new layer.
• 41:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: I took one for the team.
• 41:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: I didn't take a shower this morning and I started in the bathroom while Chuck Hopbox did, okay?
• 41:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: So, because you're no one's going to be talking about you.
• 41:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: your fuck boy boyfriend.
• 41:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, so Nate though we like do get the glance.
• 41:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: We see Jenny after the yoga.
• 41:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: She seems very pleased with herself and we pan over to Nate and he looks at Jenny and it's like, he might not like Blair but he doesn't like that because who is he at the end of the day?
• 41:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Say it with me.
• 41:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: One, two, three.
• 42:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Good guy.
• 42:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's right.
• 42:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Both of those I think he is.
• 42:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: So, later he pulls Jenny aside
• 42:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hey, hey, the girls are still impressed by the way.
• 42:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hey little Jay, can we talk?
• 42:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is literally, not to make things political.
• 42:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is Marco Rubio walking into the oval office, while Pete Hugs at this hype and dawn on Trump up about this war.
• 42:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Marco Rubio walks in and he's like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
• 42:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: Big Donnie, I think we're a little in over here and Pete's like let's rub it up.
• 42:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Let's rub it.
• 42:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know if I've ever placed a B Baby in the place to be.
• 42:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Look at my shoes.
• 42:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: Flames on him and they light up.
• 42:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: He has one of those hats on that has two beer cans with the straws He's just fun.
• 42:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like okay Colin Joe's hope you're listening.
• 42:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: I want to see this as a weekend.
• 42:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 42:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: Colin Joe's just so funny.
• 43:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: He just like randomly like he'll do something and then he'll decide to stick this tongue out.
• 43:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: I love the joke when they just paned onto his feet and he's like, check on my new shoes.
• 43:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: And they fit perfectly and it goes down and there's like this much space in the back and he's wearing the bread and rice.
• 43:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Try to see that.
• 43:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Did you see that news story?
• 43:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: about the shoes.
• 43:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, being too big.
• 43:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
• 43:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, Donald Trump gifted all those to each member of the cabinet.
• 43:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: And they're all too big for all of my, the director of Wizard of Oz was really upset because he has a pair of those shoes.
• 43:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then Donald Trump did that and he was like, are you fucking kidding me now?
• 43:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm wearing like the official shoe of the hell.
• 43:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, so Nate is like, listen, I told Blair was you got told me about everything.
• 43:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, with Chuck, so you really need to be careful because you do not know what you're dealing with.
• 43:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she's like, Nate, look at me.
• 43:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not so little anymore.
• 43:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 43:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know you're thinking of me is just the same little journey.
• 43:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm free from the block, but it's not.
• 43:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know what I'm doing.
• 44:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I've been an Aspen for a week.
• 44:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: for a week on a on a PJ on a PJ that's a private chat that's a private chat but he's like listen like and he makes a really great point here.
• 44:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's like your new circle.
• 44:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: They have been friends with player forever and they just all flung yogurt on our head.
• 44:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: So what makes you think they're not going to turn around into this.
• 44:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 44:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Jen Jen, you're already in like trillions of dollars of debt also.
• 44:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, got that.
• 44:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's stressing me out.
• 44:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: So anyway, I'm planning it.
• 44:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: But Jenny does try to convince Nate that they're friends because they're things in common.
• 44:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: They're real fun.
• 44:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he's like, well, I'll give you one thing.
• 44:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: He got good aim.
• 44:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he walks down like Nate.
• 44:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: That was unnecessary.
• 44:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: That was mean.
• 44:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: That wasn't good.
• 44:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: That was mean.
• 44:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: I didn't like it.
• 44:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: And care for it.
• 44:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're trying it on.
• 44:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: I want you to stop.
• 44:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: So Serena Blair on the Met's steps, just them, and Serena's reminding Blair, listen to me, your Blair Waldworth, remember?
• 44:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: And like, that would be all I needed here to feel like I just drank a five hour energy and I can take over the world.
• 45:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Blair, you just don't know the power you have, you know?
• 45:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then we look over and we see Chuck and Blair's like, oh, he's with a blonde mini Chuck and it's Eric.
• 45:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Serena's in shock at that while Blair is in shock at Little J, showing up with the girls and the brave.
• 45:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: So then we, okay, so we're still on the steps, right?
• 45:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's just we're going down.
• 45:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, the girls are talking to Jenny and they're like, so like, what were you talking to Nate about?
• 45:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because we find out the penalty has like always had a really huge crush on Nate, which I'm like, and you've been best friends with Blair.
• 45:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hmm, okay Amanda.
• 45:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Baby.
• 45:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: No.
• 45:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, Amanda.
• 45:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, Amanda.
• 45:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: But you know, wow.
• 45:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: I see her lows everywhere and they're like maybe Johnny like you could pull to a solid like you owe her and you could set her a Nade up and I'm like Jenny's a cub but I want Nate for me like that.
• 45:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: She doesn't say that, but you can tell
• 46:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: So, Serena tells Blair that the girls are going to take Jenny out for her birthday, and she, she wasn't invited.
• 46:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's invited, you guys.
• 46:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Blair was not.
• 46:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Serena's like, and of course, I said no, but I'm going to go to this other thing for Jenny, but Dan, and I'm just like, she's family.
• 46:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like in a high school relationship, it's like,
• 46:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: you don't need to go to your boyfriend's sister's birthday party.
• 46:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: I agree.
• 46:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: I agree with you.
• 46:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: And they have a mandating that long, but I guess I guess it is one thing if it's like Serena and Jenny.
• 46:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: are like sort of runs.
• 46:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know what I mean?
• 46:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like they go to the same school.
• 46:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: They're sort of in the same circle.
• 46:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Jenny wants to be friends with Serena.
• 46:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: So it like it would make sense to me if if Jenny was like, I want.
• 46:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's you know, but it is like, yeah, it could have been an easy for Serena to get out of those.
• 46:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Totally.
• 46:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Blair looks her and she's like, how do you manage to get out of everything unscathed?
• 47:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it's really goes, because I'm nice.
• 47:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: You should try it sometime.
• 47:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Go ahead.
• 47:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Was there really any kind of experience?
• 47:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: That was a really good impression of her.
• 47:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then Blair, this is where I'm like, Blair doesn't have the social prowess.
• 47:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sometimes it's bigger credit for some at times.
• 47:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's graded social warfare, but she doesn't have the social strength.
• 47:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, social, this is her last thing.
• 47:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: She has been here.
• 47:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: I would say to you, you're here.
• 47:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Your hair looks disgusting.
• 47:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Do you even shower?
• 47:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: So funny and that's another reason that like I know Caroline wants to be Blair so badly, but between her and Kelly, that's Kelly that is more of a Kelly thing to say, but Kelly wouldn't say that to me, but I would say to you, you know, who was it Maggie Kelly sister would say to Kelly.
• 47:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: The Aggie.
• 47:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Maggie's got the Blair bone in her.
• 47:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, and so then it's almost the the only reason I like it to tell you is because Blair doesn't say it and I mean it's not me.
• 47:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, she's she's really it's literally just like they're like an artificial sisterly relationship.
• 48:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: It really is like they just.
• 48:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because we see I mean think about how much their friendship has withstood.
• 48:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: They have had so many massive blow-up fights that like Code of End of the Friendship completely.
• 48:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, this is kind of fun.
• 48:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is Logan.
• 48:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's me and Kelly too.
• 48:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: We've had some of those But it's like and it just then they can just blow past it in one second and like and that's also like us It's sisterhood.
• 48:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like I can be so fucking mad at you scream at you and then one minute later We can do an interview with Sarah Shepard
• 48:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: Uh-huh.
• 48:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: That was a great day.
• 48:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: I got to the house.
• 48:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: You guys, I fucking ripped Phoebe a new one or screaming at each other and then we're like, hey, Sarah, hey, girl, what's up?
• 48:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: And everything is fine.
• 48:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Went to the party and got it.
• 48:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Dad was like, I think Dad even got home and about it, which is like concerned.
• 48:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Dad, this has been our whole life.
• 48:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: He was like, I didn't think this was going to happen.
• 48:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: I was like, oh, this happens every time we record the podcast, so.
• 48:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: I do think it's a good for our relationship.
• 48:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's really people love it.
• 48:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: So Serena says to Blair, I say this out of love, but you're being a bitch, is what got dairy in your hair in the first place.
• 49:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Be nice and neutral and things will swim back to normal.
• 49:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: So the girls, meaning the minions, they're going to butter the restaurant butter at seven and journey like can't go out against tonight and she doesn't want to tell them why she can't.
• 49:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: And they're like, she says she hasn't butter idea which is gonna be social freaking warfare.
• 49:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
• 49:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: So, Jenny approaches Blair and Serena is so excited.
• 49:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: Serena is like jumping for joy.
• 49:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like, can't control her body.
• 49:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: She wants Blair to be nice so bad and Jenny invites Blair to join them up butter and before Blair can even open her mouse Serena says Serena goes, she'd love to.
• 49:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: She'd be delighted.
• 49:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, good to know impressions today.
• 49:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Thank you so much.
• 49:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, they'll keep getting better So that night Serena and Dan are hooking up When she tells Dan this is again like we can drop it now.
• 49:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: She goes you smell so clean I'm like you can drop it.
• 50:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're good.
• 50:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I thought you like a hairs dirty you didn't want to shower before your boyfriend came over What what after you have it?
• 50:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh down there
• 50:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, also if you haven't, like you don't even just like want to smell butter, I know.
• 50:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: Great.
• 50:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, you know what, honestly.
• 50:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Dan always sounds like Brooklyn water, so she's probably like she's probably honest just like shock.
• 50:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's why she's shocked.
• 50:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's mostly.
• 50:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, he went to the dry bar today.
• 50:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god, he went to the dry bar.
• 50:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: I could tell he got a perm.
• 50:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: So and okay, Dan also like continues to be on my shit list.
• 50:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's so annoying to me.
• 50:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: He says to Serena, you're not going to tell me the Chuck shower story.
• 50:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Again, are you?
• 50:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, if she did, that'd be fine.
• 50:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: He sucks.
• 50:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, and that's not the only comment he's gonna make like that to her this episode about how like she's annoying and she's just completely unfazed by it.
• 50:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I'm like, Serena, you don't have to take this.
• 50:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: You just don't have to take this.
• 50:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: So, Chuck comes over there.
• 50:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: Why were they hooking up with the door open?
• 50:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Chuck just wanted it.
• 50:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, you can't see her.
• 51:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: You can't see her.
• 51:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Serena wanted it.
• 51:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: You literally, she literally did.
• 51:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, why was that fucking door open?
• 51:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: And also why are there shoes on the bed?
• 51:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Dan and Serena both have shoes on the bed
• 51:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, I guess they they're on a hotel and no wonder she's sent it so they're going to have her she's falls fucking dirty no wonder no fucking wonder she's like I've ever been talking about how I'm going to betulal smells maybe it's the same thing anyway.
• 51:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Brande needs to come on serious because the wedding caterer is preparing a tasting for the family.
• 51:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: Dan, Dan's like, okay, I'll leave and check those.
• 51:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: No need.
• 51:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: I asked the staff to prepare a seat and it's like Chuck, who are you?
• 51:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: But it's cute.
• 51:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like again, he's like, Dan is still like kind of an asshole about it.
• 51:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I mean, I do get it because like I would also be like so uncomfortable.
• 51:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'd be waiting for the other shoe to drop the whole time, but it really doesn't seem like it's going to, so they're all down the other time to food and a gift comes in for Serena and she's like looking at Dan, like she thinks is from him, she's like so I hate when moments like that happen in TV.
• 51:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: It makes me feel awkward.
• 52:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know because they're like, not for me, but what would it be for?
• 52:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: What would it be for?
• 52:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's not yours.
• 52:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Not yours.
• 52:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Not yours.
• 52:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: She opens it up.
• 52:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's a bunch of porn and handcuffs.
• 52:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she's like, by the way, the package just open immediately.
• 52:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 52:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: She asks if he needs to be refrigerated.
• 52:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: So that must be why she asks that because it says it.
• 52:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, and she thinks it was Chuck, which doesn't make, I mean, of course, Chuck, she's going to think that, but he spares it wasn't.
• 52:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he does think it's like funny.
• 52:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he kind of laughs and he like makes one dirty joke and he immediately like Bart brings the hammer down.
• 52:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Chuck says,
• 52:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it's just like, okay, like, bar runs and hate ship, but also like we have to remember Bart's never around.
• 52:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: So it is that other thing of like Chuck, so it was like that is around to be showed me about how showy I'm such a good parent, you know, that kind of a thing.
• 52:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: But it's also like, Bart has never been around Chuck has been living on his own in the hotel, since we met him.
• 52:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: And like, now is that wants to come back and be a present dad and it's like, what happened with Allison?
• 53:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're going to come back and just waltz in and it's like, it's just confusing for the kid, I think.
• 53:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: And so then like Serena storms out of the room, Dan goes to take the box, literally asks Dan to take the box and he says with pleasure.
• 53:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Uh, no, but I meant no, but I meant to need any leaves.
• 53:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, this next scene makes me want to lay down on a road at 5 p.m.
• 53:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Whoa, yeah, I'm not aware of saying end at all.
• 53:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Blair shows up at, oh my god, she's a show up.
• 53:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: We, we, we, we show up.
• 53:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's been there.
• 53:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's been waiting at butter.
• 53:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, I.
• 53:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: And no one is fucking there at this big ass table.
• 53:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: And the way Trist keeps coming up and being like, girl, let's fucking get a move on like you're waiting my table.
• 53:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god.
• 53:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god.
• 53:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then we go back to all the girls.
• 53:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: They're all hanging out.
• 53:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: I want to they're at Hazel's house and cracking up at the idea of Blair sitting there waiting and then not showing up and like the door to check to see if it's them and then it not being them.
• 54:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like you guys are actually diabolical.
• 54:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is pure evil.
• 54:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: So mean.
• 54:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then it's also kind of the tables like in the middle of a patch.
• 54:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: I was kind of thinking Blair wasn't wouldn't show.
• 54:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know,
• 54:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Jenny, then does the unthinkable.
• 54:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's been talking about what she's going to wear to a birthday, what she's going to wear to a birthday.
• 54:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she gets the stores mixed up.
• 54:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: But first, she said that she addresses reserved dependils, and then she says burg dors, and they kind of measure in that.
• 54:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then she goes to the bathroom or something, and she comes across, you girls probably do exactly.
• 54:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Rufus calls her.
• 54:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: So she steps out of the room to take the call.
• 54:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: And as she's talking to Rufus, she walks into this massive walk-in closet with all of these designs.
• 54:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's Hazel's mom's closet.
• 54:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: And there's all these designer clothes.
• 54:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she hangs up on her dad and we just see the wheels start turning.
• 55:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god, this is one of those times like, no, like I want to jump into the TV screen and stop this from happening.
• 55:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: We go back to butter, Blair calls the way to sober.
• 55:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: She orders another drink.
• 55:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: She orders food and she asks for them to separate the tables, and then Blair Waldorf is back.
• 55:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: All she needed was a good scheme to reactivate her and get her back to her roots and back to who she is.
• 55:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: She needs to call and she goes, Brooklyn, I think that's a New York.
• 55:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: So the next day, Jenny is going to this consignment store to bring the dress that she stole from his old mom's closet.
• 55:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: She stole this red valentino custom gown, which and she's a treat that for a Dolce Dolce, Dolce Gabbana, Gabbana, a Phoebe, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, Phoebe just said, Dolce Gabbana,
• 55:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: Doree Kimsey just heard a gunshot go off literally literally like a kill like a cannon in the hunger games You say I see Angla Bonan It's like an end double words trying to she's how do you spell don't you say so she says it's the way it's totally in the Bonna Just so you know it's not just in Glebana.
• 56:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: I knew it was in Glebana, of course Go see
• 56:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: And do you really think that you watched real housewives of Beverly Hills?
• 56:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, I know.
• 56:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: I got nervous if I said don't say you were going to be like, and that's crazy.
• 56:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's a crazy way to say it all.
• 56:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's not the same as saying Porsche, but that does how you say it.
• 56:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, don't say.
• 56:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Don't say anything about it.
• 56:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she's trading it for that.
• 56:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's $1,200 and exchange for the one that she bought.
• 56:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: And the manager is like kind of rude about it, but she does eventually agree.
• 56:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's also, well, yeah, I think she's like am I really going to be able to pull a fast one over on this girl?
• 56:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: We also find out Jenny's sold her sewing machine.
• 56:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: So that's how she's been getting cash for whatever she's doing, her sewing machine is in the shop.
• 56:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: We then go to Chuck Eric and Bart.
• 57:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: They're in a limo.
• 57:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: They're discussing the bachelor party.
• 57:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: Chuck has the whole bachelor party planned out.
• 57:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: And like this is like grimy, but it's also like I can't believe I'm going to say that's kind of cute.
• 57:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's like, oh, and we'll go to these places because there's a lower age of consent like for Eric.
• 57:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: So Eric can like participate and whatever they're doing, like, but it's like cute that you want to include Eric, I agree.
• 57:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Maybe in my crate is this great.
• 57:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Is that people are going to come for you, but they are probably coming for me.
• 57:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Bart doesn't care at all.
• 57:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Eric gets out of the car, Bart just wants to talk to Chuck, and he's like, dude, what's going on?
• 57:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think you sent that package, and he says, I thought making you my best man would help, and that's like this moment for Chuck, where he's like, oh, and so you didn't make me your best man because you wanted me to be your best man.
• 57:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: You did it because you thought that it was like an incentive to help me behave, right?
• 57:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: But then Bart's like, well, it's not enough.
• 57:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: I will invest more in Victoria, the club that Chuck has because he's like, you're doing really well with it, but you have to behave and to Chuck agrees to the terms.
• 57:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: And so then we go to the school and Serena is calling Blair, who says she's taking the morning off.
• 58:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she's volunteering to help the last fortunate.
• 58:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's so funny.
• 58:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: And so she asks if Dan is at school and Serena says not, yeah, but I'm sure he's on his way.
• 58:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then once they hang up, we see that Blair is walking into Rufus's gallery.
• 58:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Serena also asks how butter was
• 58:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Blake.
• 58:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god.
• 58:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: She can't even tell her best.
• 58:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: I wonder how I'm like tell that I did.
• 58:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: I wonder what I honestly feel like Blair at this point is like, I wonder if Serena would have been like, oh no, now you're probably doing something and that's my that's my boyfriend's little sis.
• 58:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's my boyfriend's fam.
• 58:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's my new fam.
• 58:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I think that maybe like Serena would have tried to put a stop to whatever's happening maybe, but I know.
• 58:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: So Rufus walks in and meets Blair or back at school.
• 58:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: Serena's there and she's out like on the quad.
• 58:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's out like on the whatever.
• 59:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she received three cases of champagne that she didn't order and she still doesn't think she's got.
• 59:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: But like three hundred bottles.
• 59:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's so many and everyone like runs up and they're popping bottles and like 9 a.m. OK. OK, dry bar must be slow today.
• 59:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sorry, we don't have any clients today because everybody's going to be champagne on the quad.
• 59:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 59:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, so Jenny runs up to the minions to show them her quote, incredible new dulce and the she really wants to.
• 59:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: She must she must up here because you must up big time because he did allegedly broken into because something is wrong in the made said it wasn't her.
• 59:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then they're like, but they'll probably get fired.
• 59:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, Jenny, perk your ears up with that.
• 59:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, you're gonna cost to them in her fucking job.
• 59:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: They say that they called the... And Jenny's like, why would like all of this for just like one stinkin' dress?
• 59:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, doesn't she have like a million of them?
• 59:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: And they're like, well, the dress is worth $15,000.
• 1:00:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Jenny's like, wait, a fucking minute.
• 1:00:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: I traded this first $1200 rest.
• 1:00:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Exactly.
• 1:00:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: So, we got you.
• 1:00:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: We got you.
• 1:00:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Later that day, she goes,
• 1:00:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Boy, he's also just really quite her mom said if the dress was returned, she would let it go.
• 1:00:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: So Jenny's like, okay, just have her turn the dress.
• 1:00:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Mm-hmm.
• 1:00:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: And so then in Brooklyn, Blair is telling Jenny that Rufus, yes, about Jenny, trying to kind of find her footing between her old self and her new self,
• 1:00:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like, listen, the biggest struggle for a girl at her age is trying to reconcile who you're becoming with who you used to be.
• 1:00:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she's running herself ragged, straddling to worlds.
• 1:00:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Ruth is like, he seems kind of bi-blare is act, but he also was like, well, I do seem to remember her doing things like dry cleaning and all that.
• 1:00:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know she's trying really hard to get into one of those worlds.
• 1:00:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Blair's like, well, I'm happy to help.
• 1:00:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she's going to help.
• 1:00:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: And so Jenny, we go to Jenny returning to the consignment store, and she is trying to return the Dolce dress for the Valentino dress.
• 1:01:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: The Dolce Clabana, she is going to trade back for the Valentino.
• 1:01:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Betty, Betty runs the consignment shop by the way.
• 1:01:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: Betty's like, yeah, that's not going to work.
• 1:01:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: I scammed you and I won, bitch.
• 1:01:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's smarter.
• 1:01:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: It says New York City.
• 1:01:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm in New York.
• 1:01:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it's my life like this is New York, babe.
• 1:01:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: We scan it up here.
• 1:01:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, we stand and we send along.
• 1:01:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: We don't say sorry and so she needs $18,000 and she does something that I can't actually believe.
• 1:01:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: She calls Nate and asks for the $8,000.
• 1:01:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is your knee jerk reaction little Jay.
• 1:01:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is the first thing you think to do, and then when he asks what she would need that kind of money for, she hangs up.
• 1:01:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: She doesn't even like, she cuts right to it.
• 1:01:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like, I need to borrow my money.
• 1:01:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: $8,000.
• 1:01:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like on the, I'm like, you're in the, first of all, you're in the middle of the store.
• 1:01:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Everybody can hear you.
• 1:01:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is crazy.
• 1:01:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then when he's like, what's going on?
• 1:01:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like, forget it!
• 1:01:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it hangs up, but it matters the stress that would be coursing through your body.
• 1:02:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like I would have no control over my physical.
• 1:02:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: But not enough stress to make her not do another thing that's going to cause her more stress.
• 1:02:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: She puts the dress on under her clothes.
• 1:02:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Violin walks out of there.
• 1:02:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: She put, yeah, literally leaves.
• 1:02:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she does, she does.
• 1:02:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'll give her this.
• 1:02:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: She does leave.
• 1:02:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: It'll say.
• 1:02:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: She leaves the other dress.
• 1:02:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: So I was like, but now it's like, now they know.
• 1:02:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I'll tell you one of the more much guessing before, but yeah, exactly.
• 1:02:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: So at the palace, Serena gets home and Lily is asking her to come here.
• 1:02:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she says that there is just quailer quarter to tell her about the champagne.
• 1:02:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: Of course.
• 1:02:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: But Selena says again that it's Chuck.
• 1:02:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, what is Lily doing?
• 1:02:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: She is evaluating centerpieces for the wedding.
• 1:02:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she says, oh, I could put this one on a mylar table cloth and pretend it's a bar mitzva.
• 1:02:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then Serena comes in.
• 1:02:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like, oh, Serena needs to talk to you.
• 1:03:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Will you excuse us?
• 1:03:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: I won't privacy for this.
• 1:03:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Serena goes, you're going to say something worse in the bar mitzva or Mark?
• 1:03:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Phoebe's completely not here right now.
• 1:03:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, hey, where'd you go?
• 1:03:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: Just now freaking out.
• 1:03:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, god.
• 1:03:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 1:03:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: So, yeah, Lily explains that she got the call.
• 1:03:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, she's like, are you acting up because of the wedding?
• 1:03:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, what's going on?
• 1:03:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: Serena's like, no, no, no, no, no.
• 1:03:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is Chuck's whole fucking plan.
• 1:03:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: He wants me to look bad, blah, blah, blah, blah, and Lily says, listen, Chuck may be eccentric, but I doubt he's diabolical.
• 1:03:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I do want to tell you, Lily, eccentric is just not the word I would choose for Chuck.
• 1:03:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: He has eccentric style.
• 1:03:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: But he's not really an eccentric man, and then Bart comes in and he's like, uh, uh, uh, what has chucked on?
• 1:03:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's the parent that's like, my kid definitely is guilty until proven innocent, um, and we can relate to that.
• 1:03:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Sisterine is like, I'll fucking tell you, and so she tells him.
• 1:03:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: Jenny, this scene had me like biting my nails, edge of my seat, afraid, scared from my life.
• 1:03:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Jenny walks into the book.
• 1:04:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm off.
• 1:04:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Almost all of the minions are there.
• 1:04:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: Blair is there holding a cake.
• 1:04:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: One of those photo cakes with a big blow up picture of Jenny's face on it.
• 1:04:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: And there are decorations all over the loft.
• 1:04:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Dan later, first, them as like a birthday party for 12 year old.
• 1:04:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: So that can kind of tell you what they look like.
• 1:04:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: And everybody else surprised.
• 1:04:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: Keep in mind, Jenny, just left the consignment shop with Hazel's mother's custom Valentino under her fucking clothes.
• 1:04:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she walks in and Hazel, et cetera, are standing right there.
• 1:04:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she's like, I need to like, go change whatever.
• 1:04:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: And as soon as she runs back into room, all the girls are kind of like annoying.
• 1:04:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: They're like, we gave up our table.
• 1:04:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: They're talking about roof is being kind of hot and Blair is loving this.
• 1:04:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like, as much as you can see what
• 1:04:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: And so Jenny Blair comes down.
• 1:04:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: She goes Rice Krispies and has a platter of Rice Krispies for them.
• 1:04:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it's just like, she is hitting every note perfectly here.
• 1:04:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's doing exactly what needed to happen on the girls.
• 1:04:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: They're just like, how long do we have fucking half to stay here?
• 1:05:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is by the way, shot number two, fired a Dan home for you in the scene.
• 1:05:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Rina and Dan are outside.
• 1:05:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she's like, oh my god, I just wish you could have seen this face.
• 1:05:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: You wouldn't believe it talking about Bart.
• 1:05:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Dan goes, yeah, you've told me three times.
• 1:05:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he goes, you know, I've got some stories to about my mother and the first time I saw her since Christmas and like, okay, do do you know she you probably could have bring it up then exactly.
• 1:05:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, like, and so she wants to be around you all the time stuff.
• 1:05:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: I like that.
• 1:05:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is so fucking stupid.
• 1:05:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: So good guy.
• 1:05:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: He shows up.
• 1:05:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: He shows up and he's like, hey, Dan can we talk for a second and he tells Dan about the request for $8,000.
• 1:05:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Why would you do that?
• 1:05:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Do you?
• 1:05:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: I got it.
• 1:05:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you're concerned.
• 1:05:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: But it's like, this is probably the right thing to do.
• 1:05:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: But it is like, and it's like, of course, you like show up here in the middle of the night to tell Dan and person, like go all around the city trying to find him, like that's so neat arch of all to code it.
• 1:06:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: But, Nate.
• 1:06:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Do you think Jenny wanted Dan to know that she needs $8,000?
• 1:06:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 1:06:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know probably not, but Jenny's got even bigger fish to fry.
• 1:06:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because right now she's in her room, furiously trying to get out of this dress when Ruth is walks in.
• 1:06:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: OK. And he's like, let me help, let me help, let me help.
• 1:06:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: How much she's sweating.
• 1:06:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: like physically you know that feeling of like this is living you're in a sitting lady you're in the sitting room you can't get the dress over your boobs off your body or like you have your arms up and mom is you're you're you're you're you're doing it yourself and you need bombs help and then it's like you don't want to but you also don't want her in there anyway and I'm like do I look good for this angle even
• 1:06:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: My arms are over my head.
• 1:06:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm completely naked down everywhere else.
• 1:06:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I have a dress stuck on my whole body and I'm covered in sweat.
• 1:06:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: So crying and then angry.
• 1:06:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then Rufus is the unthinkable.
• 1:06:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: He says, Oh my God, I'm going to need to pair a pliers.
• 1:06:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Holy Shinjenny like, Oh, it reminds me of when embarrassing story when I was in like,
• 1:07:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: third or fourth grade and I like put this ring on my finger and I got stuck and um I don't know why I got stuck because I do have dainty dainty dainty dainty maybe it was a doll ring it had to have been a doll ring that I put on because otherwise I can't imagine this ever happening to me but it did get stuck um and and uh i was at school my finger started turning purple
• 1:07:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I was like, I think some things wrong.
• 1:07:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I started like panicking because like, you know, I was a panicked little girl very much the way I am today and I go to my teacher.
• 1:07:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, something wrong.
• 1:07:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, hold on my finger, hold on my finger, hold on my finger, hold on my finger.
• 1:07:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: And so she sends me to the nurse and they like, cannot get this ring off.
• 1:07:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: They're trying everything.
• 1:07:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: They are like really trying to get this ring off, cannot get it off.
• 1:07:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: They call in the janitor.
• 1:07:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: And they're like, we need him to try it.
• 1:07:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: We need like a strong man with tools to try to get this ring off of this fucking chubby little girl.
• 1:07:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: How'd they get in?
• 1:07:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: He can't get it off.
• 1:07:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: So they call mom and they're like, honestly, like, she's going to lose her finger.
• 1:08:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, you got to come get her and take her to the hospital so that she can get this ring off of her finger.
• 1:08:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: And so mom comes to the school to get me.
• 1:08:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: I go home and mom's like, okay, I remember being in the playroom waiting to go to the hospital or whatever the doctor and mom comes in with her hands behind her back and she's like, I just want to try one thing before we go.
• 1:08:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, but you're going to freak out when you see what it is.
• 1:08:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she pulls her hands out and she's got pliers in her hands.
• 1:08:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she's like, I'm going to take it and I was like,
• 1:08:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she broke the ring and half and got off my finger.
• 1:08:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Good job, pal, but it was a scary moment.
• 1:08:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: Would be scary.
• 1:08:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: Not quite as scary as this because the girls walk in.
• 1:08:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: The girls walk in and they immediately recognize what dress she's in.
• 1:08:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Jenny tries to say that she bought it.
• 1:08:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's like, no, what?
• 1:08:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Rufus goes, are you calling my daughter a thief?
• 1:08:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: And that's like Rufus.
• 1:08:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Dude, we're like, she, and then, and then, Claire, Claire immediately says, uh, well, I will let you guys go.
• 1:09:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: I have a table of butter.
• 1:09:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: If anybody would like to join, you miss my favorite part.
• 1:09:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: So yeah, she says, she comes in and she's like, this seems private.
• 1:09:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: It comes in and gets used up and then she's like preservation and put her under in a wild or if in case there's an offer party and she walks out But I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm just gonna go.
• 1:09:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, so fucking funny and all the girls grab their things and go and then Rufus Once they're alone Rufus is like where did you get the stress?
• 1:09:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: She knows that he knows that she didn't make it because she sold he've noticed that she's sewing machine We he said that he she hasn't been sewing and then she
• 1:09:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: throws it all back in his face.
• 1:09:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: They're poor.
• 1:09:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she had to sell her sewing machine and all of this stuff and they get into this fight and roof is like, I'm not apologizing for not being able to give you a life with private jets.
• 1:09:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm just not I feel I'm sorry that your life feels hard right now, but I'm not apologizing for what I'm able to give you right exactly and she's like, I just said, what do you not get like do I mean, it's used to have no friends.
• 1:10:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: So then we go back to Serena, and at some point, she traded Dan for Nate.
• 1:10:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, where did Dan go?
• 1:10:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because now it's just Serena and Nate hanging out and not some- Didn't even notice.
• 1:10:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Serena didn't even notice.
• 1:10:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: Literally, she's like, oh, where's Dan?
• 1:10:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Dan's like, I wanted to tell you my fucking story about my mom, but now Nate's here.
• 1:10:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Now good, good, good, Nate here, so I'm leaving.
• 1:10:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: And so they go ahead.
• 1:10:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's trying to get Nate to forgive Blair, and he's like, yeah, we'll talk later, good night, and he leaves.
• 1:10:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: How much point, Eric gets home, and he was up therapy,
• 1:10:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: Which is kind of so cute and funny, and Aaron is like I really like Chuck.
• 1:10:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: He doesn't treat me like a freak who just got out of the Ostraff Center and Serena's like, oh, treats you like that.
• 1:10:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's like everyone is a family buddy.
• 1:10:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's like Chuck's not careful around He's on a free that I'm gonna break and I've always wanted a brother so I'm just like trying it out.
• 1:10:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: But by the way Chuck gave me this envelope for you and he thought you'd want to open it out of the house
• 1:11:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he knows that you want him to chuck to stay away from you.
• 1:11:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's why I'm giving it to you.
• 1:11:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: And honestly, that's a very thoughtful.
• 1:11:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like true, whatever this is is probably going to be something Serena doesn't want her mother to see.
• 1:11:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it's kind of all chuck isn't going to give it to her because Serena has made it clear.
• 1:11:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: She doesn't want anything to fucking do with them.
• 1:11:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Mm-hmm.
• 1:11:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: But she opens it and it's cooking.
• 1:11:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's a bag of cooking.
• 1:11:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: She goes, how do you like a brother or he uses his drug meal?
• 1:11:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: So you go back to the loft and Dan gets home and he sees all the party decorations and he goes to talk to Jenny.
• 1:11:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: Who wants to?
• 1:11:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Who wants to?
• 1:11:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: He says to him.
• 1:11:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: Which is I'm sure Joshua or if I wanted to hear exactly.
• 1:11:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he is, uh, Jenny won't share the full story of what happened.
• 1:11:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then Dan is like, okay, family, we got to stop fighting.
• 1:11:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Let's go get some freaking ice cream.
• 1:11:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: By the way,
• 1:11:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: When Dan goes check on Jenny, door open.
• 1:11:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: Mm-hmm.
• 1:11:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: Interesting.
• 1:11:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: Let me just hop and door open.
• 1:11:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Jenny usually she's fucking furious because she finds out, Dan's like, hey, by the way, why did you need to borrow $8,000?
• 1:12:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, she told you not to take a girl of course.
• 1:12:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, and then they're like, let's go to ice cream.
• 1:12:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, and he says to her good older brother woman, he's like, listen, John, you've got so much more to offer than those girls, you just need to find a way to believe it.
• 1:12:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 1:12:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, so back at the palace, Serena, not so much to wear.
• 1:12:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it says, like, why would you send me this code?
• 1:12:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: She says, oh, wait, I think we forgot to mention.
• 1:12:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: But Chuck has been kicked out of the place.
• 1:12:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, he also...
• 1:12:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: In this scene, he is, sorry, sorry, sorry.
• 1:12:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: So Rina goes up, she goes, what the hell is your problem?
• 1:12:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he says, specify the context, which is kind of hilarious.
• 1:12:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she throws the bag of Coke at him, and she's like, can't believe he's fucking got Eric involved, like, no wonder your friendless and girlfriendless, even your father expects the worst from you.
• 1:12:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, maybe shit.
• 1:12:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he says, well, you saw to that.
• 1:12:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she lays on the house rules and checks like, you actually don't have to do that because bar kick me out and going back to my suite, you'll be thrilled to hear.
• 1:13:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: And so we go to the loft again, Rufus is telling Diana, actually.
• 1:13:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sorry, and Blair, the other girls do come and they're having a grand old time.
• 1:13:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: So now we're at the loft and roof is like Jenny's not leaving the house and Dan's like come on and he's like, no, he says, I took my eye off the ball and I can't do that again.
• 1:13:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: We can celebrate 15 with Jenny cake and the kitchen.
• 1:13:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: And so Dan goes to get Jenny and she took a tip from her buddy Vanessa Abrams.
• 1:13:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's at a gap of the virus gate.
• 1:13:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: I have to assume.
• 1:13:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: And we realize that she is at Nate's house and she says, sorry for asking for the money,
• 1:13:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like saying, I'm going to be alone on my birthday.
• 1:13:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: So like I really don't like when we see a big J come out.
• 1:13:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: I really don't either at all it makes me so it's just like so dark.
• 1:13:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Honestly, you know, there's some things that she's more sinister than Blair.
• 1:13:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it's just like, it's like, you have to draw a transformation to get to this point.
• 1:13:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like syndrome from the Incredibles.
• 1:14:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: yeah well it's it's she's an villain origin story and Blair is kind of just always been that so it's like it just feels a little bit different and it's like sometimes it's like the people who have like she has nothing to lose so she's willing to do anything like I mean I know she does have stuff to lose but like it's not like Blair who like would ruin the walled orphanate you know what I mean it's like
• 1:14:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: She, Jenny, the stakes are a higher for Jenny, I think, in this moment, and so it's like, that can be really scary, right?
• 1:14:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: So back at the palace, Serena is giving the code shorter to Eric is giving her the code shorter.
• 1:14:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, really, because she's upset that Chuck had to move out.
• 1:14:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then she gets another envelope in a shot.
• 1:14:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, uh, to when she sees.
• 1:14:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, she opens it and she doesn't tell anybody what it does.
• 1:14:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: She doesn't tell anyone what's wrong, but she excuses herself.
• 1:14:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: quickly up, we're back about her.
• 1:14:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Blair is this is a bell or cotton, no, it's as a bell, not cotton, because cotton you laughed too much Israel.
• 1:15:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: So Blair and is a bell.
• 1:15:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Go to the bar looking for hot guys.
• 1:15:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: While they are not at the table, Jenny shows up with Nate.
• 1:15:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I did it first.
• 1:15:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: I forgot that she was going to introduce him to Penelope.
• 1:15:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: I thought she was showing him there for her.
• 1:15:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: I agree.
• 1:15:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: I thought it.
• 1:15:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then, but she does, she sits Nate down next to Penelopean is like, Nate, you know Penelopean, right?
• 1:15:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
• 1:15:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then they kind of sort of, and then Blair comes back and does have a place to play her journey.
• 1:15:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, sure he sat down and then Isabelle sits next to Jenny and Blair is else did once again.
• 1:15:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: and Penelope looks at Jenny and then she looks at Hazel and she goes maybe your mom did give away that Valentino yeah and Hazel was like yeah she takes so much out of Anna and it fucks up her memory and Jenny just gives her a look and I'm like wow crazy okay our final scene holy shit
• 1:15:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: a knock on the door electric sweet 18 12 and 18 three to the other that down I just felt significant I know I'm like what is the word 18 12 about I know is it is it is it something like the anything that's going up no and then um so Jacob is the door and Serena apologizes and I know who sent everything and then she hands over the envelope and it has a note
• 1:16:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: Do you want to ask, hope you liked your presence, coming back to town, G. G. Chuck, and then she says, who you better come in for a drink.
• 1:16:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: King, why don't I make you a drink and she goes in and also just like imagine watching this not knowing who Georgina is.
• 1:16:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: And the way the next episode starts by the way, when we meet Georgina, it's not she's going by Sarah.
• 1:16:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: So like imagine watching it and not knowing that that's your dream in meeting her that way and then the big reveal like.
• 1:16:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: guys going to be just get excited because we get Georgina next week.
• 1:16:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: We are going to find out of Serena has a skin of a killer next week.
• 1:17:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's a big episode and feeling I are recording it in person.
• 1:17:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: The episode name is desperately seeking Serena and this is this in Opsis.
• 1:17:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: When former friend Georgina sparks returns to town Serena's world is turned upside down.
• 1:17:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Dan sees Serena's preoccupation but wrongly assumes she is worried about shock becoming her new
• 1:17:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Vanessa and Jenny develops a crush on a local dog walker who she decides is her ticket to long-term popularity.
• 1:17:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: That is also such a crazy storyline.
• 1:17:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: The Asher, by the way his name's Asher, Caroline.
• 1:17:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: Asher's online.
• 1:17:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: All right guys, thank you so much for listening.
• 1:17:40
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• 1:17:43
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• 1:17:49
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• 1:17:53
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• 1:17:54
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• 1:17:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: There won't be a Tuesday episode next week, but there will be a Thursday episode and it'll be explosive.
• 1:18:00
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• 1:18:00
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• 1:18:02
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• 1:18:03
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• 1:18:05
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