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80s vs 90s ACTION MOVIES Which Era Was More BADASS?! · Gentlemen Hour

• Filthy P: ⁓ you ready, Unc? I'm not even gonna I'm not even gonna waste time with, you know, niceties or whatever, because this one's action packed. Action packed. Do you get that? Uncle, which hit you more? And please don't answer again. This is rhetorical. Which hit you more? Eighties action or nineties action? And when I mean which hit you more, I mean which one of those decades kicked more ass in terms of action movies. ⁓ We're talking movies that raised us, bro, turned us into wild, fearless, maybe even aggressive teens. So the eighties gave us Stallone under Dadby Bach. But then and that's when we're talking Rambo, Rocky, Rocky One, Two, Three, Actually, I think one through four are all in the eighties or seventies, eighties. ⁓ we're talking Rambo, bro. Do you ever see Rambo on the loose? That bro was a one man wrecking machine, okay? So that's what you're going up against because guess what you're claiming? The nine zero, bro. The nineties, bro. The nineties. Terminator two. Okay, that that's a hitter. ⁓ goodbye. Speed? Speed? You're gonna compare speed to Rambo? ⁓ hold it, hold it, hold, hold on, hold on. The Rock? You gave me worked up, homeboy. The Rock and Conair. I mean, those are cute. You know what I mean? Like, those are cute if I'm going on a date, but if I need to go see something that's gonna get me rocked up, I'm going to see an eighties action, brother. ⁓ okay, but hey. Look, we're gonna have the debate. We're gonna obviously have the debate here on the show. So which one wins? 80s or 90s? We're talking action movies today, brother. And ⁓ this is a ⁓ a serious debate. I've had this with other people. I haven't had it with you, but I have a feeling we're about to get into it. ⁓ let's settle this debate once and for all. ⁓ next on a very explosive gentleman's hour. Hey man, it's the final countdown, bro. We gotta settle it once and for all. Countdown. Drop the intro. Hey, you get you get you get off wet with that ⁓ little song, huh? The final countdown. Bro, any eighties rock soundtrack for a movie or any kind of like Rocky or Ramp not a ramble, actually more or just all the Rockies. You want me to drop my panties quick? ⁓ man. You put on that Rocky Four soundtrack, bro, and you're about to see something you don't want to see. Trust me. The ankles are about to meet the panties, huh? Yeah. All right. Hey, you ready, Unc? Let's do this. Hey, that was a good intro. All right. I hope so, cause I didn't I don't remember playing ⁓ bubblegum bubblegum in a dish to see who gets the nineties and who gets eighties. Bubblegum bubble Hey, I'm not for it, bro. Hold on, hold on. I'm gonna explain it you. The only reason actually, no, you can argue whatever you want, but just everything I always hear from you is nineties, bruh, nineties where it's at nineties, bruh, nineties, nineties. So I just assumed you're gonna go ahead and ⁓ you know, get behind the nine ⁓ Yeah, I I'm saying true behind the eighties, brother. I say true. Even it even if those movies are corny now, it don't matter. You ain't get me out of there. All right. Let's start with ⁓ first sip, origin story, kinda like we did on the the last show. ⁓ before we start getting deep. ⁓ can you tell me, Ankh, and then I'll tell you mine. Give me a couple of like the first it doesn't have to it can be anything, eighties, nineties. Give me a couple of the first action movies that really, really hit you where it hurts, you know what I mean? And a couple of the stars if If the stars were prominent. I mean, in my opinion, bro, you can't go bigger when you talk about action, when you talk about action movies, you talk about the eighties and to the nineties. ⁓ Arnold Schwarzenegger, bro, and Sylvester Stallone. ⁓ they are they the cream of the crop? ⁓ they are they are the ⁓ there is only two on that Mount Rushmore. There's no two. Nobody ⁓ I don't feel like anybody else comes close to them. I mean, these these dudes just I mean stacked, bro. Like Non stop. And I mean hitters, bro. Hitters. Quality, quality movies. I mean, they had a couple, you know, last action hero and maybe ⁓ Rocky V. But come on, bro. Everything else, I'm gonna say for me, Arnold, obviously a bunch of good movies, but the one that stands out the most is Commando to me. That's the one where he is rescuing a little Alyssa Milano, I think it's his daughter. Yeah. And I remember because at that time I had a huge crush on her, dude. I was like, dude, this this chick's hot. Bro, she was only she was only like eight in that movie. Bro, she was like probably nine and I was probably like ten. That's that's not legal. I'm not I didn't watch this for the first time in twenty twenty twenty three. So I mean it just I just thought that movie was cool. Yeah. I remember that one little like rocket launcher that had fours and he puts it on his shoulder. I don't even remember. Boom! And it's like this is I remember, bro, like watching this movie and even like some of the Rambo movies. And I remember at the beginning where he's just tossing stuff into a bag. And I'm like, damn, that food's prepared for everything, bro. And everything he's carrying, he like uses it. Boom. Yeah. Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba throws a couple grenades and boom. And I mean it was just it was just fire, dude. And then ⁓ I think Rambo stands out for me more because for whatever reason, I wasn't allowed to watch Rambo. Good. And I rem I remember my sister Rosie. ⁓ we had some people over, I think like family and probably cousins that were her age and and some of my cousins that were my age, and they like sent us outside, brother. Like, ⁓ you guys gotta go outside for the next two hours or whatever, and we're like, What? Hell yeah. And I remember we went to the backyard and I think we were playing basketball or something, and I was kinda like, dude, why did they kick us out? And they're like, I don't know. So we run around the front, we went around the front yard and we're like peeping through the window. And I remember just seeing bah food just tearing foods up, bah bah. And I'm like, dude, what is this? Like, why aren't they letting us watch it? Like, well, what's the big deal? I mean, to me, I don't think that was that violent. I mean, I watched Commando. Wait, you're talking about Rocky? You're talking about Rocky too? No, first blood. Rambo. Or Rambo. I'm sorry. Rambo, first blood. Yeah, yeah. Where he's in the Vietnam, right? No, ⁓ isn't that when he comes back? When he comes back from he's he's like fresh back and he's like in like Washington or something? ⁓ that's the first one. That's that's first blood. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right? First blood. And I'm just like, dude, like like why didn't why why why co why couldn't we watch it? And we're like standing there. I think was probably me and Victor, and we're like looking through the window. And we're like in what's like standing in the dark. I'm like, man. And I remember doing it like pissed off. And then when I watched it, I was like, this is this is cool. This is dope, but I don't think it was crazy. Like not enough to like shun us and send us outside. What the hell? I I probably would have been inside. Maybe I was. Who knows at that time? You probably were inside food, probably. Looking at me like a pool. I don't know if that little kid. Get that kid out of here, man. You can't watch this. Close the blinds. ⁓ okay, cool. For me, honestly, it's probably the same, but it's not that first Rambo. I never saw that as a kid, because I think it came out when I wasn't even born or something. But I remember the second Rambo where he gets he's supposed to go to Vietnam. He gets recruited, right? Recruited, yeah. And they just want him to go and take pictures. Yeah. You can't hire Rambo to go take pictures, bro. Well no, remember it was his buddy the the colonel, remember who like John Rambo was the only man who could do this job. so for me, yeah, Sylvester Sallone was the first one, and then probably after that then ⁓ Sylvester Sallone. But the first one was was Rambo, ⁓ for me. Okay, and it would Did you any because I know for me this definitely is is true, but would did you see any characters, maybe it was him, that you were like, ⁓ wow, maybe I could be grow up to be like that, or I want to be able to do something like that. You know what, bro? I don't I don't think I ever thought like I'm gonna grow up to be any of these fools. ⁓ but for sure, bro, I think it was a mixture of a of a few. Like I remember thinking, like, man, I wanna I wanna be I wanna be a killer, dude, like like Rambo. Hell yeah. Right. But I wanna I wanna be calm like freaking Terminator, bro. I remember that who was just walking around. A robot, bro. He's a robot. Yeah. You know what I mean? I I guess I didn't I didn't put two and two together. But then you also I also wanted to be cool, dog, like Chuck Norris. ⁓ man chicks. Yeah. Like Charles Bronson. Yeah. Remember those who walking around with a suit just taking fools out with forty four mag? ⁓ no, I was thinking I was thinking Clint whose one is like Make My Day. ⁓ Dirty Harry. That's another one of those. Maybe that's Clint's forty four mag. I don't know, I don't know if Charles Bronson did it in ⁓ See, that was a little bit before my time. I was like Charles Bronson, because I remember it, but Yeah, what the hell was it? What was that? It wasn't no, it wasn't Dirty Harry was ⁓ was Clint Eastwood. Was Clint Eastwood. What was it? What was this movie? I don't know why I remembered it. But I I mean Charles Bronson, yeah. Yeah, he looked cool as hell, dude. And he's walking around and he's like and he's like and then he would say cool stuff before he killed like all these criminals, like hey or there was one where he walks up and there's these guys break like trying to break into his car and he's like What's it to you? And he's like, That's my car or something like that. And he's ⁓ yeah, you got a problem? No, no, you I don't got a problem, you got a problem. And boom, just take him out. I think like if I was a little bit of everything, bro, like dude, like come on. Like just be the perfect the perfect ⁓ action hero of of of all of all of those. You know what I mean? And it's called Death Wish. ⁓ Death Wish. Deathwish, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dang that. But see, that was a little I feel I feel like that movie was a little bit more like hardcore for ⁓ kid you know what I mean? I d that's from what I remember. For me though, it's none of those movies. That's not even a movie that I listed on here. And 'cause I don't even know what the name of it was, but I was really into when I was young, all those ⁓ ninja movies. Remember? Like it like American Ninja and like Yeah. Something like the desk. I don't know. It was like all these, it was I think they were even dubbed or what I don't know what they were, but there was one where it was an English, it was a guy from like United States and he trained to be a ninja. I think it was American ninja or something. And so I remember that first Christmas, I think I was ten. And ⁓ I had my parents get me a a ninja outfit and it was a legit bro, you had a like tie everything and then I was like, hey, y'all need to get me some stars. And they're like stars. And I'm like, we ordered them from a magazine. Bro, those were real legit stars. I tried throwing them at my sister, but they didn't stick, bro. It just hit her. She started crying. And then I wanted nunchucks, but I guess they're they were illegal back then or something. But I was like, hey, I need to get my arsenal up. You know what I mean? If I'm gonna start really training. But then I think I went to one karate class and I was like, ⁓ this Poor trash, bro. What is yeah, I was like, bro, come on, I don't want to be Danielson. I want to be one of those ninjas, bro. And they throw smoke, remember? And then all of sudden they're gone. Shinobi? You're like, wow, what? Bro, those movies were sick. I wanted to be the white ninja. White is right. All right, brother. ⁓ let's go to the next. Let's go to the next one, all right? Come on, let's let's jump into this, brother. All right, let's start. We're gonna do this one. We're gonna jump into this one early, brother. We're gonna do our ⁓ our draft. This one's called the Gentleman's Hour. Action hero draft, okay? You pick your five, I pick my five. It's a snake draft, just like that last one. And at the end, let's just see who brings the most heat. Who would win in a in a five B five ⁓ battle royale? Okay. So let's see. How should we pick who goes first? ⁓ alphabetical, last name. A G go first, that's cool. You want me to go? All right. Yeah, yeah. Okay, let me I have to write this down. Alrighty. okay. I mean if we're going heroes. I need a hero. It's it's not Kevin Bacon, you know who it is? Hey. Kevin Arnold. I'm going ⁓ I'm going ⁓ Sylvester Salone and I want specifically his Rambo character. ⁓ yeah. Hell yeah. So you wanna go actor or you wanna go character? Actor, but you pick their you pick what movie you want them from. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know, ⁓ Schwarzenegger. Terminator. Aww. That sh so I Bro, this is supposed to be human on human. Bro, that fool's not that's ⁓ okay, okay then. ⁓ now you wanna make up rules, huh? I'm just saying nobody can beat him. Alright, then I'm gonna go and let me see. No, go take him back, cause you're right. T two, T two. No, no, no. I'll go I'll go Sylvester Stallone for Rocky. ⁓ bro can you're not what's he gonna do in a bro can't take a boxing glove to a to a what do they say, to a knife fight or can't Yeah, we're gonna fight but we're gonna go by by humane rules. Wait, which Rocky? Rocky one, two, three or four? Nah, Rocky three. Peak. ⁓ bro, he was soft in that one, remember? Okay. ⁓ I'm gonna go next. I'm gonna go Jean Claude Von Damme. This can be anybody from the eighties or nineties. So you got Rambo? ⁓ from Kickboxer. Sorry. And then Kickboxer. Yeah. Right? Yeah. So I got Rocky, because apparently there's these weird rules, but all right. Bro, you're gonna go every single Rocky. I'm gonna go Rocky, ⁓ Apollo Creed, ⁓ Polly and ⁓ Mickey. The son. The son, yeah, yeah, yeah. Rocky Jr. And then I'm gonna go Chuck Norris, bro. ⁓ Delta Force. ⁓ son of a bitch. That was one of my yeah, all right. God, he was so fire on that. Okay, give me give me two seconds, brother. Give me two seconds. Let me ⁓ what about Niklo? Let me think this out real quick. Let me think this out real quick. Quick. Wait, have you taken Arnold? No, because you said it has to be a human. I'm taking Arnold from Predator. I'm unbeatable already. You have a guy, all my guys have weapons. You have a guy in boxing gloves, bro. Hey, because you're breaking come on, bro. You're making rules. This is a battle royale. All right. But I got Chuck. I got the boy Chuck Norris. Bro, karate? Bro, Chuck Norris is master of all trades, all weapons, homie. Let me see. I'm gonna go to do. What about ⁓ Steven Sagal, born to kill ⁓ I don't remember exactly that one, but yeah, I was thinking more what was that one where he was a Navy chef. Yeah, he was always like a like an angry, like shunned military guy. Wait, you said born to kill? I guess. I don't know. I just that's out of my out of my tuckass. Okay. I'm going number four. I'm going Luke, bro. That fool has a sword. Luke Skywalker for Star Wars from ⁓ Return of the Return of the Jedi. Damn, bro. This sh then I'm gonna go grab an Ewok or something. Who? An Ewok. I'll let you have an Ewok. I'm gonna go ⁓ Princess Leia. No, fool. She's just a distraction, huh? Yeah, ⁓ a hot distraction. Damn. You only got two more. I know, bro. I'm gonna go ⁓ what about Arnold Schwarzenegger and Conan? Yeah, you can't that was for that was in like nineteen sixty, but I'll give him to you. That fool was like eighty five. That was his first movie. Again. What do you wait? You don't have a nickname like the destroyer, bro, by being polite and gentle. From Conan? Yeah, okay. I I okay. I I that one's a little bit better. ⁓ okay, my last one. I I need someone just ⁓ I don't necessarily I got so much power. I need somebody with a little bit of style and finesse. ⁓ What about I've never seen this fool lose a hand to hand f ⁓ fist fight. Jackie Chan in ⁓ Bronx, what was it something? Bronx tail or something? Bronx tail. Yeah, yeah. It's not Bronx. And I'm gonna go Charles Bronson, bro, on Deathwish. That old that that fool was like sixty. Hey, go try to break into his car, dog. See what he does to you. Bro, we're not breaking to his car. We're we're having a battle royale. Okay. So that's it. So ⁓ okay, so the rules are you could use whatever weapon that you use in your movie and Let's make it let's make it like a little Fortnite match where it's everybody's in the same little dome and it's it's which team is gonna win. So here's the starting lineups filthy P batting leadoff, ⁓ one of the buffest just killers of all time, so Vester Stallone in Rambo Part two, where he goes on and basically kills about a thousand Vietnamese on his own. Okay? Behind him. Jean Claude Van Dam in Kickboxer, bro, who beat the unbeatable. What was his name? That little that little fat Asian dude. ⁓ God, what was his name? The big tall one or Tong Po. Tong Po. Remember, he he said, Hey, he wants a fight with just glue on his bro. He got into a fight with glue and glass on his hands and still won. and Tong Po blinded him with smoke. Full threw that ninja smoke in his eye. He was like, remember fighting like this? He's all And he had to like center himself. Well, yeah, remember he's like, Yeah. Remember Tong Po would punch and be like and he would see it and like And then he would just Or then when he grabbed it, he would do a little punch into the into his stomach. Remember where he hit Tong Po in the stomach with an open hand and you just saw Tong Po's like ribs and there all his skin all move? ⁓ that was dope. All right. That was hard, bro. Bro, that's my number two guy. That's a killer. My number three? ⁓ I don't know. Arnold Schwarzenegger in Predator who killed an alien bare handed. Fool got mud on him, said, Hey, I gotta do what I gotta do. Bro, that come on. That that already wins it, but let's keep it going for the ⁓ audience sake. Luke Skywalker, that fool has a ⁓ The force. No, not even a force. That fool won't need a force in this weak ass fight. You think he needs a force against Rocky Balboa? No. No, because Rocky's gonna go up against kickboxers. No, bro, it's a battle royale. And then last, I just brought him on the team just to, you know, get a little color on the team. ⁓ Jackie Chan. You know, hey, come on, Jack. You know, FO likes to do crazy stunts, so I brought him in. Okay, so that's my starting five. Now here's yours. Rocky Balboa from not even from Rocky four, from Rocky III. And he's armed with ⁓ American flag trunks and boxing gloves. ⁓ and a mouthpiece. I guess that helps. number two. ⁓ Chuck Norris from Delta Force. That that's hard. Especially if if I let you have it let him have that little more cycle, remember that shot rockets. He's like, shooting rockets behind. And then remember, bro, the plane leaves them and they're like, no, no, we can't leave him. And they're like, he'll make it. And then they're like looking out, looking out. And all of a sudden you see him come out of the out of the playing that song. ⁓ damn, that movie hits. Okay. That was good. That's your only hitter. Steven Sagal? Born to kill, yeah. The whole week it fight. Okay. ⁓ you know what? That's decent. That's decent. Him and Jackie Chan would be a good fight. That might be a draw. ⁓ Arnold Schwarzenegger and Conan. I don't even know if I saw that movie. I don't even know if that was in the eighties. That might have been in the seventies, but I'll give you that. He had a big ass sword. That's what was was buff. I mean, on steroids, I should DQ him, but you know, whatever. Hey, he's going up against Luke for sure. Bro, he's not even getting close to Luke. ⁓ and then your last one. ⁓ sixty two year old Charles Bronson all because he stopped some kids from robbing his car. So, you know. Bro, I'm gonna I'm gonna leave this one to the audience, but I don't think there's anything we really need to leave to ⁓ to the public. That one's a clear clear winner. Yeah, that was no, it wasn't a clean sweep. You know who who I gave you? Was Chuck Norris from Delta Force. That boy was bad. That boy was bad in that movie. I guess. But but you did good. You did good. I mean Mayorship may I should have done my homework. That's my problem. Yeah, yeah. That that ⁓ and and it also might be my fault. I gave you the list, I gave you all the subjects a little late, a little late. All right. ⁓ okay. Let's go right back into hey, you like this little arguing, this little back and forth? Let's go right back into gentlemen's duel, Unc. ⁓ you pick a winner, okay? ⁓ actually, this is yeah, you pick a winner. I'll tell you if I disagree or agree, and we can go at it. Mm I have a feeling we're gonna agree on a lot of these, but first one, okay. We're talking battle of the R notes I don't know. Commando versus true lies. Which one you got? ⁓ Commando, bro. Hell yeah. I got true lies. Why you got commando? Really? Why? Commando, you're right. Commando's more of that 80s type, like cool, like he doesn't say much. True lies was just such a good movie at that time. Remember? And then Jamie Lee Curtis, bro, in that thong dancing. You know how many times? Yeah, bro. You know how many times I watched that and was like. Seven times today. I'm ready to become a CIA agent. Seven times today. I don't want to have a double life just because of that. So that was my and I thought the movie was good. It was like it was different. It was like a different type. Like I didn't expect that. What was ⁓ why did you go? I think it was good for the time it came out. Yeah. ⁓ yeah, okay. That true. Does it hold up? I don't know. I haven't seen it in forty years, but you know, maybe. I don't know. ⁓ okay, how about this? Rocky four versus Rambo. I don't know if it's first, but I'm I'm talking the second one where he goes to Vietnam. ⁓ if you're gonna go hand to hand, obviously Rambo's gonna take him out. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is not a battle in fights, this is just a battle of which is a better movie to you. ⁓ I feel like I feel like Rocky IV, because he's an underdog and for the first time he's he's ⁓ he's actually looks like he's gonna lose. But in in in r in ra and Rambo Dog, he's just tearing fools up. But he wasn't an underdog in Rambo? He was going against a whole village by himself. Yeah, but I think when I think you're not as much of an underdog when you have a weapon, when instead of just you you have your your your your your other your man, your your God given weapons. Your mitts. Your mitts. So that one's a draw for me, bro. Okay. For me, for you to even say that, I kind of feel like cutting this short because that's blasphemy, bro. I love Rambo, but it isn't even in the same category, in the same league as Rocky Four. And I have a feeling if we asked if we got Sly here on this as a guest appearance and we asked him, Shout out Sly, ⁓ have you seen his daughters? They're hot, bro. They look a little weird like him, but they look hot. I'm like, Yeah, that fool put out those hot ass chicks. I think his wife was hot, that Jennifer Flavin, but yeah, bro, I'm like, ooh, okay. Anyways, ⁓ Rocky Four, bro, it has everything you could ask for. He's up, he's down. It has friendship. His best friend lead his best friend loses. ⁓ his wife You think he's gonna lose his family? His wife doubts him. It's suicide. You've seen him, you know how strong he is. Okay. and Adrian never lied. Remember? You never lie, Adrian. Adrian never. Bro, montages. Montages? That fool climbs and soundtrack? That fool climbs onto the top of a mountain. Dragon. Dragon What about when he's in his room and he's got that picture of Drago after he's already run the mountain and done all that and he just grabs a picture like this. ⁓ Can you see my hand? Crumps it up and just strips it all down. Then he shows up to the arena and that I've never seen that full soul rip. And then how good did ⁓ what's his wife's name? ⁓ Adrian look, she's in that white suit looking clean. I'm like, looking lucky. Hey. You know what does it for me? What? I don't know if it's at the beginning of the movie. I think it is. Where the where the gloves are f are going towards each other. That's ⁓ before the fight. ⁓ him and Apollo. Yeah, and it explodes. Yeah, with the ⁓ with the US and the Russian flag, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. How dope is it too when they're When they're in Russia, and then remember like he's all scared and Polly's all scared. And then they have the ⁓ the big old picture of Drago coming down, and it's like, and Drago just looks at him and Rocky's all scared. I'm like, bro, he doesn't have a shot. I'm like, Rock, get the hell out of Russia, bro. Fight him back in America. You got no shot, but you know, hey, he did. So it should have been at Madison Square Garden, bro. And then remember where he Yeah, yeah, yeah. At the Mendeley Bay or something. Remember when he cuts him? He cuts ⁓ bro? That didn't get you gassed up? Tell him his corner? ⁓ who's yeah, right? He's not a machine. He's not a man, he's not a machine. He's a man. God damn it. He's passionate, bro. The black guy? Yeah. He's spitting. Remember, he's all spitting everywhere. And I mean, it's also got a little sadness because that it took a lot for that trainer to come and train him because technically Rocky killed Apollo, bro. Remember, they're like, throw the damn tow. And then he drops it. Like so he killed Apollo. Hey, what was the ref, bro? Come on. He ⁓ Drago threw the ref out of the ring, I think. Okay, so Bing bing bing, that's a disqualification. Come on, bro. They did ring the bell. It didn't matter, bro. All right. ⁓ Delta Force versus the Rock. Delta Force. You remember. You remember The Rock, right? From ⁓ the nineties with ⁓ yeah, Nicolas Cage. Yeah. San Francisco Alcatraz or whatever. Yep, yep. Now I'm gonna say ⁓ Delta Force, bro. I'm gonna The Rock is a good movie. Go ahead. Yeah. But Delta Force is ⁓ Chuck Norris, bro. Come on. And I'm gonna say The Rock, like if I watched them both right now, I would probably be like, ⁓ The Rock's a better movie. It's a better quality movie. But Delta Force, bro, and the music and then like I wanted to be like one of the I was like, what is this? Delta Force? Like, do I sign up for that at school? Or like how do I become in this Delta Force, bro? Like, what is counselor? These fools wear all black and have beards and go in the water. What were they? Were SEALs, right? They like navy SEALs. ⁓ Yeah, that movie's just classic, bro. And then in the eighties, like you were scared of like terrorists and stuff back then. I've never been scared of a terrorist attack in San Francisco. So it didn't seem to Yeah, I've never worried about Alcatraz. I mean, I kinda have lately with the your boy Trump trying to bring up. Actually, yeah, yeah, you're right. Yeah, you're right. Okay. Spoke too soon. Okay, how this? Aliens. And I'm talking the one 'cause I know there's tons of them, but I'm talking about the I think it was the second one with Sigourney Weaver and versus that was from the eighties versus Independence Day from the nineties. For me, bro, Independence Day. Same. I think I think it just the s the story's better. It's more wholesome. Yeah. It it I think it appeals to to the masses. Yeah, yeah. Like I I'm not worried about an alien attack out in space, bro. I'm worried about an alien coming to blow up the White House. Same. Especially like if if your boy Trump is in there. ⁓ yeah. Come on, bro, you can't. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I agree. You can't hurt any fool. I judge a lot of times I judge a movie by like the chicks in the movie and like, bro, Sigor Segourny Weaver? Bro, that ain't doing nothing for me, bro. But Remember Jade, what was her name? The stripper, his girlfriend. ⁓ what was her name? I thought it was Tyra Banks. No, it's not Tyra Banks. It's another chick. ⁓ we gotta think of her name, but she's bad. Hey, she's dope. And she's a stripper, bro. okay. Hey, Fox, homeboy. What happened to her? She's gone, huh? She went. She went crazy, bro. She dated 50 cents and then like never bounced back. ⁓ did she too? She was all up in the club. So that was good. She was she was bad. Bad bro. Okay. ⁓ all right, how about this one? Above the law, your boy, what's his name? ⁓ versus speed. Steven Seagal versus Keanu. Above the lava version to speed. I'm gonna tell you speed, bro. Yeah, I don't even remember. I feel like all those above the law and all those were like the same, but speed was on the same premise. Yeah, speed was a different location and and different chick. Yeah. Speed was But bro, I'm gonna tell you this. Speed, there's like there's a few there's a few pointers, bro, that just completely I don't know if you know, but there's a scene where ⁓ What's the homeboy's name? What's his name? The Dennis Hopper, the bad guy? No, no, the the the the homeboy from Dumb and Dumber. ⁓ Jeff Daniels? He's in it? Jeff Daniels. I know. You how he's ⁓ Keanu Reed's partner? ⁓ I don't remember that. That's it. Yeah, so so yeah, he's the partner, right? And he goes. I think they had just like they they had like defused a bomb or something. And they're sitting there, right? ⁓ man, blah blah blah. And he's like, ⁓ You know that bomb could have gone off anywhere. ⁓ yeah. He goes, Yeah. He goes, it could have been it could have been blown blown up from Pocoima. No. ⁓ I do remember that. I do rem And I'm like, wait, what? I was like, ⁓ snap, right? Whatever. And then two, I don't know if you know this, but Bobaye from Blood in Blood Out and ⁓ Lil Lil Joker come out of that movie. Wait, who? Bopeye, fool, give me some chon chon. What part is he? I don't I gotta rewatch that. And and Little Puppet from American Me. Really? They're passengers on the bus. Are you serious? yeah. And then he shoots somebody. And someone reason is like I'm not here for you, man. I'm not for you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, you're not taking me. You're not taking me. That's Little Puppet. ⁓ is it? ⁓ I gotta rewatch that. And then ⁓ Pop Popeye from ⁓ Blood and Blood Out is the construction hand. Okay. He's in there with his construction hand, his vest on, and his lunchbox. Bro, after blood and blood out, that's the best they could get is just some some minor rolls. Those ones were on fire at that point, bro. I mean you come out in, bro. Those are minor rolls. How many actors do you know? All right, how about this one? ⁓ I put this one in just for you. Scarface? Course you're gonna with that versus Carlito's way. You already know, bro. Scarface hundred percent. See, I think Scarface is probably a better movie, but Carlito's way just hit I think Scarface, I was too young when I watched it, and then when I rewatched it, it was like, ⁓ this is like an old movie. Like, I what eighties cocaine? I'm like, but Carlito's way, bro. Carlito Brigante and Pachanga and that what was ⁓ so and all that ⁓ man, and then that redhead chick, remember? She's like, if you want to get in, then get in. And she walks, she takes her clothes off and starts walking away. And just the doors crack like this. And then Carlito just breaks that door down, takes her like a man, brother. Like a man trying to repopulate. Bro, that movie's badass. It's underrated. But okay, why do you pick Scarface? ⁓ Scarface, bro, just ⁓ Scarface is actually my favorite movie of all time. Yeah, you said that. Okay. ⁓ two, I think when ⁓ when I was single. ⁓ sh Let's go. Storytime. When I was single, I got heavy in a coke in Florida. No. ⁓ Miami? Just kidding, just kidding. Just kidding. when I was single, I used to I used to roll out with some of the homies, right? And they would like to come screw me up. And when I was getting when I was getting ready, I remember I would pick up a 40 and I would have Scarface playing while I was getting ready or whatever. And then when I was waiting for them to pick me up, and Dude, I just it was in heavy rotation, bro. And just that's another one that I can quote. I know the lines. I just I will randomly just tie in a quote to Life Now. Yeah. You know what I mean? And it's just it it yeah, it just holds a special place in my heart, bro. That that that movie I it can do no wrong. I I played the video game when they brought up the video game in like the early two thousand. if they brought that movie back to the theater, I'd go for sure. Whoever wants to roll with me just You know what I mean? Like a fifty year anniversary or a forty year anniversary, whatever. They probably will, but what what do you think I mean, obviously the whole gangster I 'cause I remember at me at that age shoe was like anything gangster, I'm like, ⁓ this is dope. Gangster life is dope, but Is that the only thing that drew you in? Cause to me it's like an old movie. I don't know. It's cool. I like the other night it came on and I was watching it, but it was late at night and so I fell asleep. I fell asleep. He was just coming into the country, remember, and they're like questioning him and he's like all pissed off and like Yeah, and he's all like pissed off and they let him in and then I watched it a little more and I fell asleep. But I was like, ⁓ damn, I wanted to finish watching. So it's a dope movie. I enjoy it, but it doesn't like hit me like other gangster movies like Carlito's Way or even Brock's tail or just those like resonated. What do you think was it that like appealed to you so much? Like what did you like so much about it? I I I just think the ultimate ⁓ anti-hero for sure. Yeah, yeah. Like I remember reading for this fool and I'm like, dude, this guy's a bad guy. Yeah. Like he's yeah, you know, he's not he's not a he's not a good guy. But then it's also just like there's life essence, bro. Like all I have in this world are my balls and my word. And I don't break them for anyone. ⁓ You know what? I'm gonna re-watch it. You think it'll still you'll it'll hit the same? It'll hit better or it'll hit less? No, I don't I don't think I don't think if if if you're not sold, I don't think you're you'll you'll ever be sold on. Okay. Because they're like like I like Bronx Tail, but I will not I don't have any desire to watch You know what mean? And Scarface, bro, I put that on all the sometimes chilling. Still? Yeah. Still Yeah. All right. And so put on. Yeah, go ahead. And then I fast forward the beginning, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, till he's being interviewed. Right? And then I at a certain point, like I'm gonna skip this scene. I don't really like this scene. Boom, boom, boom. It's just like it's it's a comfort, bro. It's it's it's a comfort. I already know the outcome. I'm I'm I'm weirded out by the whole thing where where he's infatuated with his sister. ⁓ I met I I it pisses me off when 'cause I'm like Monolo like broke the code, bro. You don't hook up with the scissors. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. And that was He married her. That was a right hand man too, huh? Manolo Manolo. Yeah. What's that guy's name too? What is that dude's name? Manolo in real life. ⁓ he's like something Bauer. Like Steve Bauer is on the Yeah, something weird, huh? But he had like such a distinct, like, you know, like you could picture him I can picture him still. ⁓ yeah, I I do like that he was a ladies man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I like I mean, yeah, I need to rewatch it, I guess. ⁓ okay, how about this? Over the top versus Terminator. Terminator two. That one is hard, bro, 'cause I love Terminator two. Love it. I was actually just watching it the other day with ⁓ Laura's dad. We were sitting on the couch. ⁓ shoot. And I just and it just happened to be on like I remember it was on Paramount I put it was like 'cause you have like that live live stream or whatever. Yeah. So I jumped on and it was like boom and I'm like, dude, this is still good, bro. It's still it still holds up. You know what I mean? The the the the the the special effects could be better, but for what they were back then, I mean you can't you can't eat on it. But over the top is just Me, me halfway. Turn the head around, bro. Yeah the ⁓ truck. And just the just the fact that they made a movie out of an arm wrestling competition. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. ⁓ that's ⁓ and then the the the grandpa is ⁓ Frank Lopez from Squareface. ⁓ yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the dad. Yeah, yeah, you're right. What I liked about it is that you're right. It was like a typical, you know, like he was come from nothing to go and win all, you know, everything's root everything's going against him and he he perseveres. But what I like too is the story is like how the kid changed. Remember when the kid first shows up? Like kid's a little bit and I hate I hate saying that about a kid, but that kid was a little a hole. Remember he's all like in his uniform and like what are you doing? Why are you driving? And then by the end he's like, Yeah, I want to be like my pops, you know what I mean? Then he ripped the school smart that fool drops out of school, fool you know, he's on he was on the path to destruction after meeting his pops. He should have stayed should've stayed home in that in that boarding school, brother. Nah, bro. You know what? You're right. You know what I will say? Yeah. There's a scene in that movie. Remember where he makes a he makes a one of the he makes one him ⁓ arm wrestle one of the one of the kids or something? They're like at the arcade or something. And he makes them arm wrestle. Yeah, yeah, he makes them and he's cries mad 'cause he runs out. Yeah. I remember there was a there was a there was a ⁓ a fight, bro, at ⁓ Humphrey Park in Poquima with ⁓ my cousin Victor. ⁓ And and his dad. And his dad, like they were they were Victor was arguing with some with some kid, right? ⁓ I thought you meant they fought each other. No, no, no. And then my uncle, I mean, we must have been maybe twelve, eleven or twelve. And my uncle said, Hey, you guys want to settle it? Go one on one. And he just told Victor, like, hey, you know what to do? You know, blah blah blah. And they went one on one, bro. And I mean I remember that so vividly, bro, so clear. Like that lesson of like you okay, you wanna you run you he's gonna run his mouth? No, teach him something. And Victor w whooped his ass, you know what I mean? ⁓ nice I mean obviously he didn't like beat him, but he like he got he got the he got the upper hand. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then we then we squashed it and then they left and we left and and it's a life lesson, bro, that that I think needs to be taught in that in that situation. You know what I mean? Yeah. And then when I saw that movie I was like, damn, that was like the lesson that my uncle taught my me and my my cousin, you know what I mean? Same kind of thing, just Throw them into the deep end and and they'll swim. Yeah, bro. Like like it it the way if he I don't remember if if the kid lost. I think he loses, right? Because he's crying, like, ⁓ you Yeah, he's crying. Yeah, he runs out. Yeah. But you learn, bro. Like, if you don't lose, right you can't appreciate a winning. Yeah. How come ⁓ you didn't ask Victor, let you tag in, brother? Because I'm not gonna I mean I was there. I was there, you were you were cheering them off. Yeah, it 'cause there was a group of kids. If they would have jumped in, I mean they weren't going to because my uncle was there. Yeah. But if they would have, yeah, I would've I would've jumped in for sure. Hell yeah. Damn. Unk, baby unk. Baby Unk would let them hands go. I love it. All right. ⁓ all right, how about this? Last one, last one. Colors, colors, colors versus ⁓ damn, boys in the hood. Bring it. Ooh jack. It's crazy because one side is cops and the other side is is is gang members. Yeah. ⁓ I love Boys in the Hood. Boys in the Hood is Outstanding movie. But I love there's more. Pac-Man. This is me, Pac-Man. Yeah. What's her name? Maria, Conchita, Alfonso, Alonzo. Yeah. That's heartbreaking, but come on, bro. You gotta you gotta have better judgment than that if you're a cop, bro. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're a cop. Yeah, yeah. That's that ain't going nowhere. They're taught. Yeah, they're taught at a y at a young age to dislike you because you're a cop. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So you can there's no way you can win any of them any of their friends over. Yep, yep, yep. I love that. I will say, like outstanding cast, outstanding story for both movies. Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna say it's a tie on this one for sure. ⁓ I can't pick. You're right. If colors comes on, you have to sit and watch it because it's just yeah, it's not in rotation anymore. That's the thing. So it's like if it does come on, it's like what colors? And you see ⁓ you see a lot of what'd you say? Mario Lopez is in it. what's his name? Gerardo is in it. I mean there's a lot of Suave is in there. Yeah. ⁓ Sean. Fog is a good character. Yeah, Frog. Remember Frog is all bla smiling after what's name gets shot the end? He's like, Psh, see, I knew it. But it's also that's a movie where I got the f the best line ever. Remember where he's showing ⁓ and and And ⁓ Sean Penn Pac-Man wants to run out and go chase him. He's like, Hey bro, relax. Like and he tells him the story about hey, a bull. He's like a father bull and a son bull are walking. They look down the hill and they see all these fat ass cows that look good. So the son is like, Pops, Pops, let's run down there and go bang one of those cows. You know, one of the hot the the hot ones, you know, the good ones, the thickies. And then the Pops looks at him and he's like, he's like, Why don't we walk down there? And bang ⁓ all. And I'm like, damn, that's re that's some Shakespeare ish, bro. That's like that's real life. I want that on my tombstone, you know what I mean? Like on my tombstone? If I go before you, you better put it on. Big boy and the little boy on top of a hill. Yeah, yeah. And the hill looking. Hey, I'm going I'm going before you, Unc, so you better tell Desiree that's all I want. That's all I care about. That's all I care about. All right. ⁓ ⁓ I didn't answer. So for me, colors hits and it hits hard, but Boys in the Hood, I grew up on it. That's the first time I heard that song. Ooh, ooh, child, things are going to and I just that hit my soul, bro. Hit my soul, changed my life right then. I I gave my life to God right after that moment, brother. No, actually, that's not true. All right. Next one. And then you gave it back, right? Yeah, he no, he gave it back. He said, nah. Yeah, he's like, nah, I don't want this. We were we're good. ⁓ look at this. Look at what do we say? And I I thought I was gonna add more. We're already at forty six minutes. All right, next one. Let's do some rapid fire. Let's get through these. Come on. Uncle Louis Rapid Fire. All right. Say you have to have your life saved, all right? ⁓ it doesn't matter the movie, let's just put them in their prime. ⁓ you need to pick one to walk down that dangerous street at night. You going with Arnold or Stallone? Arnold, bro. Arnold was actually tall. Stallone was only like five seven or something. Yep. Okay. I think Stallone had more heart because of all his characters, but you're right. Bro, Arnold is a is a unit, bro. Look at his son. Look at the bastard son. That kid's like six two. Bro, that kid's like six two, two forty ripped. Like who would have thought that Arnold got a twin and it was a it's a Mexican he got a Mexican twin. Well a Hispanic twin. ⁓ yeah, yeah. You say He's not Hispanic. What did you say? He's Guatemalan or something? I don't know. Some sort of Hispanic. Okay. Same same street. Same street. Just as dangerous. Who are you going down the street with? Let's give Stallone another shot. Stallone or Bruce Willis? ⁓ I'm gonna say Bruce Willis, bro. Why? Because that's if we're walking down in a dark alley, and if I'm walking with Bruce Willis, We're probably going to a bar after. ⁓ hell yeah. Hell yeah. And I used to love him at Die Hard. He will always shoot. He was left handed. And that fool never missed. He was just like he was like grind. I don't know. There's something about him. He always came out on top. Yeah. I I I honestly I'd probably go with Bruce Willis too. Good one. Good call. All right. Next one. Steven Segal. Ponytailed up, but that fool's got that ⁓ that hand that hand turtleneck. Hand kung fu. Yeah, yeah. Now he's like a like an Indian dude or something. And he's got that really dark goatee. Yeah, yeah. It's like ⁓ it's like ⁓ Sharpie. ⁓ Sharpie then, yeah. Or Van Dam. I'm gonna go Van Dam, homeboy. I would go Van Dam too, but didn't you hear that they're both fakes? I heard that they're both fakes. Like they both claim all these championships and people are like, No, that shit ain't wrong. Yeah, but come on, bro, it's Hollywood, who cares? Okay. All right, all right, all right. But they both claimed they were champions. They're both way. They both claim that they're like world champions at all. Yeah, but I I claim I'm ⁓ Scrabble champion in nineteen eighty nine. Okay, so does it mean anything? Check the facts. I thought that was Monopoly, you said, no? No, that's not ninety seven. ⁓ okay. ⁓ damn, you were yeah. Shit. How about this? Your boy Chuck Norris, or do you remember this guy? He was in one of the he was in a lot of the early eighties Kung Fu movies or or karate movies. Don the Dragon Wilson. You remember that I don't even who that is. I mean I don't know the name. Maybe I know the face. But I'm gonna go with my boy Chuck, homeboy. Chuck. Yeah. And honestly, even if you're gonna you know that, right? Yeah. What what was the final verdict? He was born in Mexico. He wasn't white or something. Yeah. Yeah, he's like half Irish, half like Italian or something. But they did say that there is some like like one of the parents was born in Mexico, but they weren't Mexican. Or it was something weird. I'm gonna look it up again. But all right. I mean he has a he has a Mexican first name, Carlos. ⁓ yeah, you said bro. Come on, that's like Chuck, bro, like our bowling partner, homie. Come on, man. ⁓ yeah, the boy Chuck. ⁓ hell yeah. That's why that's how we got the name. He's ⁓ he's the second most famous Chuck. All right. ⁓ Jackie Chan, Jackie Chan or Jet Li. Again. Or the Jet L I. Nah, again, bro. Jet L I. From ⁓ It was Jet Lee. Hello, Jet Li. Remember that? You remember that line from the Jay Z from Threats? He's talking about he says he says he says like nunchucks from the Jet L I sick bro, it's sick. Nah, I don't remember that. ⁓ same thing, bro. I'm gonna go with Jackie Chan. 'Cause we're probably going to a bar after. That's all you care about, huh? I feel like I feel like Jet Lee is probably a better kung fu artist, but Jackie Chan that feels funny and then he gets punched and he makes like a A weird face and he's like laughing and he climbs up the wall and does weird sh so I'm gonna go I'm gonna go Jackie Chan too. ⁓ shoot, this one's a real one. Keep it real, homie, and be cool, okay? Wesley, Wesley Snipes or ⁓ Eddie Murphy. Eddie Murphy has Axel Foley and Wesley Snipes has Blade. ⁓ yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to go ⁓ Wesley Snipes. Yeah, if you're going to just a straight up comp, you gotta go. I mean, Eddie Murphy, that was classic and funny, but come on, Wesley Snipes' Blade. Yeah, come on, brother. Or even Wesley Snipes' what was that one where he was against Sylvester Salone and he was the bad guy? They were in the future Demolition Man. That was heat too. Remember that he had that. Yeah, that little like afro, the wasn't it wasn't it blonde? The high top the high top or whatever. Damn, I wanted one so bad. What about Wesley Snipes in New Jack City? Yeah, but that see, that was again, that one is almost like Scarface for me. I I watched it and I liked it, but I've never like went back to it. Like I you know what I mean? I I'd rather watch Juice than that. ⁓ Juice is dope, bro. Bishop, the homeboy Bishop? Now you got the juice. Juice now, man. Anytime I give somebody a remote, I I hand up like, now you got the juice. Hey, but that's dope. That's cool. Yeah, that's fire. Okay, how about this one? Harrison Ford. I guess you could pick any of those movies. ⁓ let's go Indiana Jones versus Tom Cruise ⁓ Maverick. I'm gonna go Harrison Ford. Yeah. Because Tom Cruise is probably gonna make trying to make me a Scientologist. Aw, hey, shots fired, bro. That's Tommy boy. You can't be talking to about Tom like that. I feel the need the need for speech. Ow! He's a good guy, bro. And he was married to what's her name from Dawson's Creek. ⁓ I heard he's ⁓ I heard he's not a good dad, though. Did you hear that? I heard that from the daughter. Suri? Suri? I think she isn't she isn't she trying to drop his last name or something? No, that's See your other buddy Brad Pitt's kids. They change they all all the kids changed their to Jolie. Hey, but he makes good movies. Yeah, yeah. They both make good movies. All right. ⁓ how about this? Did we do this one? Keanu or Nick Cage? No, I don't think we did that. I'm gonna go Keanu. I'm gonna go Nick Cage, bro. Those classic, we're just talking about Con Air, The Rock. Those are for that era, those are badass movies, bro. Come on. Yeah, he had a bunch of them. Face off? Bro Ghost Rider? Face off? I didn't I I Ghost Rider never I didn't even think I ever saw it. Face off, bro? Come on. ⁓ Gone in 60 seconds? Yeah. ⁓ with that. That was also with Angela Jolie. She looked good back then. Braids? Hicole. ⁓ she had braids? Yeah. Oof. Oof. And I'm not even a big Angelina Jolie fan. I she looked good. Yeah, I'm not either. She looked yeah. She was like dirty and smith. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. God damn. Take me out, girl. Hamina, hammer, hammer. ⁓ this is still a quickie style, but what is your favorite Stallone movie? Come on, bro. Rocky Ford. Boom. Perfect answer. ⁓ okay, how about this? Which one of these students did you ⁓ like better or prefer? Danielson or Luke? Hey, let me ask you this. Yeah. I ha I haven't watched Karate Kid in a long time. What? What is wrong with you? No, hold on, hold on. Was his name Danielson? No, n ⁓ his name was That's what Mr. Miyagi calls him, right? Yeah, Miyagi calls him Danielson. Danielson. Like you would be son. Yeah. And I never asked you. I'm like, damn, is and I'm like, is that his name, Danielson? How do you not know that though? No, no, no. I I because I I'm telling you, I'm not a big fan of that movie. So whenever you send him maybe he's maybe that's maybe that's the way that's his name. Daniel Sans. Come here, Danielson. You know, his last name's LaRusso, bro. You thought that was his middle name? Danielson LaRusso, I know. Daniel Son. I'm gonna go Danielson all day, every day 'cause Luke Skywalker in his Lu movie. ⁓ yeah, I can never go against Cardi Kids, I'm going with Danielson, even though Luke was a beast, bro. But Luke never got any sister? Yeah, he never got a chick, bro. Danielson was slanging it around. He went to Luke's in part two in love with his sister. Yeah, Luke never gets nothing, bro. ⁓ bone Yoda. What's your favorite Schwarzenegger movie? ⁓ Commando, bro. For me, I think I'm going T two. T2 is probably number two for gosh, that's a good movie. And it still holds up. ⁓ this one might be hard for you. I don't know. I I think I got an answer for it. Best your you think what was the best action movie fight. I'm gonna pick Drago versus so Rocky, yeah, Rocky Balboa. Yeah, forgot about and whatever. I can also give you ⁓ blood sport. Yeah. Okay, that was that was mine. Him against Tong Pope. Yeah, for sure. That's awesome. But you know what I'm gonna go instead with that? Cause yeah, you're right. That was a great fight. ⁓ I'm gonna go with ⁓ Arnold in Predator against the alien. I mean, that was a full out battle one v one. Let's go at it, homie. And he won. He won that he beat that full. ⁓ okay. Yoda. What about Danielson? Versus versus what's how Tom was his name? Johnny or whatever his name is? ⁓ but you're gonna everyone's gonna pick Danielson. Come on. No, no, but we're not picking winners, we're picking the best fight. ⁓ I didn't even think of that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't even think of that. Yeah, you're right. You're right. Okay, good. Well you can go Darth Vader and what and your homeboy. No, that fool got mur that fool got murdered, Luke. Fool lost his arm, bro. We're not talking about winners, fool. We're talking about fight. Yeah, but that's not a good fight. You know what I mean? Like that fool lost his arm, bro. Darth Vader fan. Nobody I'm sure we have some fans that are Darth Vader fans. Nobody's a Darth Vader fan. Come on. I'm a Darth Vader fan. Come on, brother. You're just ⁓ you are the anti what is it? Anti hero? all right, Yoda versus Yoda versus Mr. Miyagi, Teacha vs. Teacha. Mr. Miyagi all day, bro. And he drinks tea? Come on, bro. Yeah, I yeah. He's a cool dude. Remember that one night he gets all drunk too? Because he's thinking about his wife that he had to leave in Okinawa. Damn, they don't explain it until part two. Yeah, but he's all remember he's all he's all ⁓ passed out and he's all drunk, and then Danielson puts a little pillow on him or blanket. ⁓ okay, last one. Let's see. ⁓ Is there any so these aren't necessarily maybe the best heroes, but do you do you remember any action heroes from the eighties or nineties that you're like, man, that fool's weak as hell. I think I could take that fool. Not now, but I mean you could have taken him when you were in your prime. Yeah. I am in my prime, homie. What are you talking about? ⁓ okay, yeah, your other prime. I think I could have given Drago a run for his money. I think I could you know what? Probably Luke Skywalker. Have the force, you don't know how to use ⁓ even a sword, let alone a lightsaber. You don't know what force I have or I don't have. That's no match. I would think who would be a good match for you as an action hero. Arnold Skywalker. Arnold was too big. Lucas, at least you guys are like the same height, so that might be a fair my a fair fight. But bro, you don't know how to use any weapons. ⁓ that's offensive. I don't know, bro. I honestly. Maybe Chuck Norris, cause his karate is kinda weak. No way, Chuck Norris. He just does like chops, bro. Bro, you think that's gonna hurt? A chop on my shoulder? What's that gonna do? We'll chop somebody's neck and they flying and you on the shoulder. It's gonna just cr it's gonna cripple me. All right, all right. Let come on, let's move on, Uncle. Where are we at? We're at fifty nine. All let's go to Uncle Knows Best. Come on, let's close it. All right, let's close it. ⁓ before we even go there. Okay. Before we can even go there. Just real quick, just off of the the little back and forth, even though I think I know your answer, which decade do you feel had the better or the movies that resonated more with you, action movies? 80s or 90s? I think I think overall the eighties had a lot more hitters. Also because I mean the the the the effects the the everything everything was less, right? In the nineties, they had a bunch of good movies and a bunch of whatever. And most of it hits harder with me because that's when I was coming up in in life. That was over my teen years to my early adult years. Yeah. So I mean, I'm talking about there was stuff that I watched as a kid, stuff that I look forward to, stuff that they took me to go see. There was stuff I took girls on dates to go see. You know what I mean? So that resonates with overall I'm gonna say the eighties just I feel like they just cranked them out, bro. They cranked them out. There was less political correctness. There was you know there was stuff that just I mean, and also not only that, but they had real life villains, bro. They had issues fighting Russians, fighting different Asian countries, ⁓ South American countries. These are real places, you know. Yeah, yeah. Like you said, I'm not worried that we're gonna do anything to Alcatraz. Come on, bro. ⁓ yeah, okay. I'm right on pace you. I thought you were gonna go stick hard behind the nineties, but y the eighties you were the nineties. Yeah, I live I do too. And I think you summed it up perfectly when you said the nineties are better movies, but those 80s, so like remember the Rambo, he'd shoot, he'd shoot and it would hit like a barrel and all of a sudden it would blow up and five guys would go flying in the air. You know what I mean? It was just like it was so wild and crazy. Betful was just like this, and like you just see people falling out of the trees, and it's just like it was so stupid. But as a kid, you're just like Bro, I remember I bought a ⁓ at like the I don't know, Gemco or something. It was like a beret with like a fake Bowie buoy knife, and then I think there was even a canteen, it was like a Rambo kit. Bro, I used to wear I used to wear that just around the house, that little canteen, bro. Like I fill that with with ⁓ tang or something. I'm just like and my sister's like, What? My sister's like, Why are you dressed like an idiot? I'm like, Hey, you never know what's gonna go down, bro. You're gonna be begging me to help save your life if it goes down. You know what I mean? Think about you and then you're gonna rec and you're gonna be like, ⁓ I don't know why I made fun of you. You know a movie I forgot too, which was dope? I don't know if it was eighties or nineties, was ⁓ do you remember Red Dawn? ⁓ yeah, yeah. I thought that was really gonna happen, bro. I was like, I I was waiting for that, like, ⁓ man, when are those fools gonna come invade and we gotta go into the mountains and then we gotta start attacking ⁓ I was ready to go with my little twenty two. You know what I mean? Hey. I'm a beast. I'm a beast with that sucker, bro. With your twenty two and your in your canteen for the hang? And my and my little knife from ⁓ from Disneyland that was rubber, couldn't even do anything. ⁓ all right, Unc. Let's go to Uncle Knows Best. So Uncle, if you could right now show your kids, or maybe you already have, one movie that sums up the eighties action and the nineties action, what would those movies be? Nick and I love Rocky Four. ⁓ he loves it? So yeah, so I would say I've I've shown him that, but I don't think that sums up I when I think of 80s action, yeah, it's gotta be either either ⁓ Sylvester Stallone movie or or I don't know Schwarzenegger for sure. Okay. If I go if I go Schwarzenegger, I'm gonna go ⁓ Terminator or Commando. If I go Sylvester Stallone, I gotta go any any Ramble. Yeah. Any Ramble. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And if I go nineties. nineties, maybe I would do I would say speed. Wow. That's a I I really I really like speed. Okay. And I and I think I I I I've I watched it with Nick and he I mean he didn't say he didn't like it. He didn't he will never tell you ⁓ I like something that I showed him. He didn't walk out of the room yeah he's too cool for it. But he didn't he didn't say he didn't like it. And I've seen him like I've been I've watched it and he came in finished it off or or watched half of it with me and then left. So I I think he kind of gravitates towards it. ⁓ Cass, I think she likes it. Natalia's too young for any of Yeah, yeah. She doesn't really take she's like, nah, I'm cool without it. But I would say I for me that because it has a love story, it has an action an action star. It has it has obviously it has a s a young Sandra Bullock looking amazing. Yeah, hit it. And it has an evil villain. Dennis Hoppy You have a guy that dies 'cause Jeff Daniels dies when he in the house and that seems just sad. ⁓ yeah. I mean it has everything, bro. It has everything that you want in a movie. Yeah, yeah. ⁓ what about I I feel like I feel like these movies you watch ⁓ and you don't you don't care about. He threw a grenade and he killed nine people. And they all ⁓ jump out. ⁓ Yeah, but he's never reloading and he's got a revolver shooting fifteen rounds. Yeah. I've a six shooter. Come on. ⁓ what about this? Just as you're talking about movies, I was thinking about this one that doesn't get a lot of props, but I for me it was ⁓ it was heavy in the rotation in the eighties. Iron Eagle. I don't even know Iron Eagle. Watch it, bro. Watch it Iron Eagle? Iron Eagle. This kid has to go rescue his son who's a fire pilot. He got downed in like Iraq. And nobody wants to go help. So he and his friends, they're like Air Force Academy kids, and they set it up to go rescue him. Bro, that movie hits. I thought that was gonna have to be me. I was like, hey, if my pops ever gets shot down and in another state or something, or he gets, you know, I'm gonna have to go help him. I'm gonna go go bail him out. But watch that movie, it's dope. I try to show it to my kids and they they lasted ten minutes. They're What is this? This what is this old movie? I'm like, This this like this was my childhood. ⁓ all right, Uncle. One last question for you. ⁓ do you think, and this is more like a little bit of serious, like, yeah, we're we're talking funny games and you know, movies, all this, fun action, not realistic. But do you think growing up as kids, this gave us in the eighties, nineties, like fake or false ⁓ perception of what it is to be a man? Is it like 'cause I know I thought like, ⁓ I gotta be in the military, I gotta go shoot up people, I gotta go on missions, I gotta be, you know what I mean? Did you did it kind of set it up as like that's not realistic? Now they don't do that kind of stuff. Now it's more PC and all that. But do you think that was a little like unrealistic not just unrealistic but leading boys to think misleading. There you go. My computer too is jacked up. But go ahead. Sorry, my light went out. So ⁓ what do you think about that on side? Did you finish the questi you f you finished the question? Sorry, yeah, no, that was a question. ⁓ yeah, was it was it misleading as a kid and did you Do you look back now like, ⁓ man, we shouldn't be teaching kids that you gotta be this macho tough, have one line after you do something crazy. You know what it is? I think I think there's there's there's a couple ways you can look at it. ⁓ if it was misleading, I think because they only they only showed you one side of it, bro. You only you you you either went a hundred miles an hour or or you didn't go. Right, right, right, right, right. So yeah. It's it's okay, in my opinion, it's okay. to be a certain type of masculine or macho or whatever you want to call it. Right. But you also have to understand that there's not you don't have to go that way a hundred percent. You can be vulnerable. You can be you can be caring. You can be you can reach out to whatever. Like I remember as a kid, bro, I was heavy on G. I Joe's. Yeah. ⁓ I was heavy on on on on on Voltron. Everything was was centered around violence, I think. Yeah. To a certain point. Masculinity. Yeah. Yeah. And ⁓ yeah, you know, blah blah blah. And I mean I I think I grew up watching a lot of this stuff and like I s like I told you earlier, when when you watch Terminator and he's and he's putting ⁓ he's putting ammo in his bag and he's putting, you know, a couple r a couple of handguns. Yeah. And he's tossing ⁓ he's tossing the the the the the the the ammo belt and he's ta he's got he's got an air on his back and he's got, you know, the the mini gun and he's whatever. Like I remember as a kid, bro, my my dad was a gardener by trade. And he had a little tool he had a little shed in the back in the backyard. And me and my cousin Victor, we would always play like Army. ⁓ let's go play Army. Yeah. And I got into my dad's ⁓ PVC piping. I don't know if you're familiar with You like for gardening, like the the the the sprinklers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you have like a T, right? Which is like like this. So you would put a you would put a piece of pipe on it. Now you have a now you have another one, you have a machine gun. Yeah, yeah. So he would get so pissed, bro. Because you were messing around with him. And we would make guns and we toss him in a grocery bag. Like because I was being Rambo or I was being, you know, Arnold Schwarzenegger. Yeah. And we're we're we're playing this imaginary war in this backyard that we had all to ourselves because my parents were inside the house. And, you know, ⁓ yeah, we just got dropped off, whatever, boom, boom, boom. And we're fighting blah blah blah blah blah. Like we just grew up playing that. Yeah. That was that our child that was our childhood. So to me, that's dope. I don't know if that helped me become the man that I am. Possibly. I don't know if it helped me, you know, I don't feel like I'm a I'm I'm a macho guy. I'm not one to like, hey woman, go bring me my slippers. Hey woman, you know, whatever, whatever. That's not me. Right? If that's if that's who if anybody whatever, cool. But that's not me. But I will say this like if I have to, I will I will go to war for for my family. You know what I mean? Go get that pipe. Go get that pipe. Go get that pipe back out. Rapid fire, rapid fire. Hey, I know all about laying I know all about laying pipe, hunk. I I've been doing it my life, brother. I've been doing it my life. But isn't that cool how when you're a kid, anything you could make into a weapon is like and it's like Yeah, this is dope. And it looks like a real until you get your first view. I remember I there was one where I had like So I had the I had the ninety, the little ninety rag, which is like a curve, and then I had a little piece of pipe, and then I had a T. I put a piece of pipe on the bottom, which was like the round the like the mag. Yeah, the clip. And then I put like a big old eighteen piece barrel. That was a sniper. ⁓ that thing was bigger than me. Like the one that Rambo used to hold where it was like pulled it off he pulled it off the Jeep or something. Remember, ⁓ Tackle Berry. Yeah, yeah. Tac Tackleberry. Alright Ug, that's it. You summed it up perfect, brother. You summed it up perfect. ⁓ you're right, I don't think there is any winners, there's no losers, there's no better movies. I mean it's it's however that movie hits you. Look at Scarface hits you, Bronx Tale hits me, Carlito's Way hits me, you know. Hey, these are the movies that formed us. Are we messed up? Yeah, maybe a little. Maybe not. Maybe we're just where we're supposed to be. Maybe Maybe you do need a little violence, a little masculinity in your life. You know what I mean? Put a little rub a little dirt on yourself, you know what I'm saying? I'm a little well balanced. Yeah. Either way either way you got to where you needed to get to. So, thank you, brother. I appreciate you. Those that was good, that was great. I mean, it went down exactly what we have kinda a lot of the similar, same taste. So, I think we agree that it was a great time to be alive. Eighties, nineties. You know, maybe next time we jump into two thousands and see what's popping in this new era. ⁓ For this for this new gen. Let's see how they stack up to the ⁓ the eighties action movies. But thank you one. Thank you for everybody watching.