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Barely Live #67 - Difficult Answers to Easy Questions · Barely Live

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  Speaker 4: What?
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  Speaker 1: Listen up. What? Listen up. Hello? What? Listen up.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, is that Paul?
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  Speaker 1: he gave it to you yeah i know i was
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  Speaker 1: 1-800 paul art okay i mean i don't know what
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  Speaker 1: else you need i need to write it down okay
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  Speaker 1: um well welcome back welcome back actually uh Oh, well, thanks. Yeah, thanks, everybody.
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  Speaker 1: They're clapping for Sage over there. We all know.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Let me turn some background music on real quick. That
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  Speaker 1: sounds good. Because remember, copyrighted.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: We can't get too loud, can.
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  Speaker 2: We?
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  Speaker 6: Some light background music. What's on Paul's Daily Mix 1 today?
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  Speaker 1: Same as the dentist. A lot of repeats. Okay, this computer.
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  Speaker 2: There we go.
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  Speaker 6: That's what we want.
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  Speaker 1: We're starting. We did it. Oh, you curated? Well, no.
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  Speaker 7: Spotify curated it for us.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. They don't ever mix them. It's like you get
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  Speaker 1: the same.
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  Speaker 7: Two songs from each album.
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  Speaker 1: I don't need to tell y'all. Y'all know. It's all AI.
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  Speaker 1: It's all AI these days. It's AI driven. Well, let
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  Speaker 1: me give my little notes up here. I know that
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  Speaker 1: we were talking about some stuff coming in here, getting started,
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  Speaker 1: and we're sans Michael right now. Yeah. Just for a bit. Michael. Yeah, Michael.
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  Speaker 7: He'll jump in, you know, whatever.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. You won't even know it. He'll just come on in.
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  Speaker 1: He'll be here soon.
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  Speaker 3: His voice will just appear.
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  Speaker 1: That's it.
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  Speaker 7: Like we've been talking to him the whole time.
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  Speaker 1: So I want to tell you all real quick about
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  Speaker 1: my Moe's lunch today. Okay. Because if I don't now,
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  Speaker 1: I'll forget. We've got a lot of things we talked
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  Speaker 1: about here that we're probably going to forget. Yeah. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like we've already.
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  Speaker 7: File it?
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  Speaker 1: Back burner? I've already forgotten most of it. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so I went to the art store, and Moe's Crosstown
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  Speaker 1: Tavern is a block down from the art store. I'm like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I got an hour. I got, like, a little time
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  Speaker 1: to kill before my daughter's pumpkin appearance fall show. So
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  Speaker 1: I go to Moe's, go all the way to the end.
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  Speaker 1: You know, it's dark and shadowy in there. You know,
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  Speaker 1: weird stuff happens in there. I wasn't expecting this weird
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  Speaker 1: thing to happen. Go in there, and, you know, there's
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  Speaker 1: two seats next to me, and this is Older couple
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  Speaker 1: walks in. The dude's probably 65. She looks probably a
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  Speaker 1: little younger, about 55. He goes, yes, anyone sitting here?
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  Speaker 1: I go, no. And she goes to the bathroom. So
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  Speaker 1: she kind of reappears about five minutes later.
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  Speaker 4: Sits on the other side of you from him.
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  Speaker 3: He blocked.
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  Speaker 1: He didn't want her to sit next to me, probably.
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  Speaker 1: You know, protecting her from me. Sure, sure. And then...
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  Speaker 1: She's a younger woman. Yeah, yeah. Older than me, younger
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  Speaker 1: than him, for sure.
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  Speaker 5: And.
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  Speaker 1: And so as far as you could tell, they're not
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  Speaker 1: talking to me, but I hear them talk. They're like
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  Speaker 1: doing couple talk, but loud couple talk. OK. And the
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  Speaker 1: bartender comes by. I already knew what she wants. She's like, hey, Robert.
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  Speaker 1: They knew each other. You know, she comes in there
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  Speaker 1: a lot. I could pick up on that. And and
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  Speaker 1: she she said, oh, I'm doing all right. I've just
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  Speaker 1: got the flu. And I'm like, and it wasn't like.
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  Speaker 1: It wasn't like I'm on the other side of it.
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  Speaker 1: Was the whole bar open? She had a space. They
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  Speaker 1: could have sat so far from you. Her voice was
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  Speaker 1: projecting towards me. She was angled towards him, so it
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  Speaker 1: was coming right to me. And then she coughed a
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  Speaker 1: couple times. Oh, fuck yeah. And I just got my salad.
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  Speaker 1: You know, my salad's there. And she goes, I hope
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  Speaker 1: you're not sick too, Robert, or whatever his name was.
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  Speaker 1: Or are you a stranger? And so next thing I know,
• 6:05
  Speaker 1: out of the corner of my eye, I mean, it's
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  Speaker 1: so obvious. She starts rubbing his leg, and then he
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  Speaker 1: grabs her hand and starts joysticking. Oh, it was... And
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  Speaker 1: she goes, okay, okay. And he goes, can you feel that?
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, what the fuck, really? She's got the flu.
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  Speaker 7: This is this Tuesday afternoon activity.
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  Speaker 1: It was very open and very loud. And he goes, oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you feel that. And she goes, yeah, I kind of
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  Speaker 1: want more. And I'm like... And so it was clear
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  Speaker 1: that they wanted me to hear at some point. Because
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  Speaker 1: he's like leaning back like this. And it's right here.
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  Speaker 1: It's happening right next to me on the stool. So
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  Speaker 1: what kind of salad was it? And so she goes, oh, my.
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  Speaker 1: That was her question. That was her. I'm hungry. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't get lunch. This is when they decided to interact
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  Speaker 1: with her. OK. After she coughs a couple more times.
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  Speaker 7: When she got over there, can I have a bite?
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  Speaker 1: She's like, boy, your salad was good. And I was like,
• 6:59
  Speaker 1: you know what? I'm taking a picture of this. So
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  Speaker 1: I did. You did? Yeah. And so this is... Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I wish y'all could see this. I kind of did the... Oh,
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  Speaker 1: my God. And so... She looks like she has the flu. Yeah,
• 7:12
  Speaker 1: he's got a mound growing out of his pants. Oh,
• 7:15
  Speaker 1: my God.
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  Speaker 4: I got to get a better look.
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  Speaker 7: How did you sneakily just snap a photo?
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  Speaker 3: I kind of did like I'm turning, like I'm doing this.
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  Speaker 6: Like you're stretching your back?
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  Speaker 1: I went... Hoping that four of the pics, one would
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  Speaker 1: kind of cover it. I was in the... Anyway, so... Dude,
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  Speaker 1: he is really excited about Moe's. So she goes, are
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  Speaker 1: you having the Greek salad? I go... I was. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I am. She goes, that's killer, isn't it? She goes,
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  Speaker 1: it's killer. It's a killer salad. And I go... It's something.
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  Speaker 1: And she goes, have you ever been here before? I go, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm here. I mean, I'm not a lot, but... She goes,
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  Speaker 1: I live right around the corner. Like, we were about
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  Speaker 1: to go back there after we eat here, and we
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  Speaker 1: just never seen... They were starting to, like... Well, I
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  Speaker 1: live right around the corner, too, so that kind of
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  Speaker 1: scares me. They were, like... It was starting to be, like, a...
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  Speaker 1: They were trying to... I don't know. They were insinuating.
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  Speaker 3: We're really close.
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  Speaker 1: I was getting the vibe.
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  Speaker 3: It's not a far commute back.
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  Speaker 4: They were about to invite you to come see their house.
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  Speaker 1: From what was going on and the way they were
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  Speaker 1: talking to me, yes. Do you like mid-century modern architecture? Oh, well.
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  Speaker 1: That was coming next, probably. So I ate after she
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  Speaker 1: coughed a few times.
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  Speaker 6: That was not the lunch experience I was expecting you
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  Speaker 6: to share.
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  Speaker 1: No, it was different. So how was the salad? It
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  Speaker 1: was amazing. It was good.
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  Speaker 7: Killer.
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  Speaker 1: Killer. If she says killer.
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  Speaker 5: Jib chicken.
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  Speaker 1: Jib chicken. So I got the bill and I got
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  Speaker 1: out of there and went to my daughter's pumpkin patch performance.
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  Speaker 1: Where you immediately spread the flu further. I hope I didn't.
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  Speaker 3: What a Tuesday.
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  Speaker 1: That is amazing. He told her to order whatever she
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  Speaker 1: wanted like 50 times. She goes, well, what should I get?
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  Speaker 1: Just order what you want, honey. Just order what you want. well,
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  Speaker 1: I want something fried and greasy. I'll order what you want. Well,
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  Speaker 1: maybe I should get soup. Just order what you want.
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  Speaker 1: Order what you want. You should get what you want.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, my God, this is so weird. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: that was my lunch saga. Thank you for not inviting me.
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  Speaker 1: I thought, honestly, that there was a chance I might
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  Speaker 1: see you there.
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  Speaker 7: Do you go there a lot, though?
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  Speaker 2: I do.
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  Speaker 1: I go there all the time.
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  Speaker 7: I've never been there.
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  Speaker 1: I go there like three times a week. What? Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I always get grilled chicken with nothing on it, and
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  Speaker 4: I take it home and.
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  Speaker 1: Chop it up. It's awesome. It's like depressing? Okay. Got it.
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  Speaker 1: I got to get my pick for the cover here.
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  Speaker 1: It's really, really good. I love Moe's. Yeah. No, it's
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  Speaker 1: a great spot. Good to know.
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  Speaker 4: It's like a.
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  Speaker 7: I hope next time I go, I.
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  Speaker 1: Don't have that interaction. It's got the same vibe. It's
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  Speaker 1: like a Burns Alley. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Same kind of vibe.
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  Speaker 7: But you could go at a lunchtime.
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  Speaker 4: A little more classy.
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  Speaker 1: Yep.
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  Speaker 8: You know?
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  Speaker 7: Like the Inwood Tavern.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, see, I've never been to the Inwood Tavern.
• 9:48
  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 4: So what's your favorite dive bar in Charleston?
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  Speaker 1: Good question.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I don't know if.
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  Speaker 6: Any of them are actually divey-divey. When everyone knows about
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  Speaker 6: it and everyone goes, I don't know how divey it is.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's still divey.
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  Speaker 7: I go to Frontier. Would you count Frontier as a
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  Speaker 7: dive bar?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I would.
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  Speaker 1: It's a dive-ish. It wants to be dive-y.
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  Speaker 7: It wants to be dive-y.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but the fact that it's on Marion Square kind
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  Speaker 1: of helps it not be, but it wants to be.
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  Speaker 7: It wants to be off the beam path, but it's
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  Speaker 7: not off the beam path.
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  Speaker 1: It's very tourist accessible.
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  Speaker 7: But I will say, on a Tuesday at 4 p.m.,
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  Speaker 7: it's pretty field.
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  Speaker 1: Dive-y in there. Yeah, I look how dark it is.
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  Speaker 1: Pretty lively on that, too, though.
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  Speaker 7: No, like, it can be dead. You don't want to
• 10:28
  Speaker 7: go and play a game of pool and.
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  Speaker 1: Write that down.
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  Speaker 7: 4 o'clock on Friday.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, no doubt. Yeah, secret ops. You're like one of
• 10:35
  Speaker 1: these ambassadors. I'm not saying you're an influencer, but you
• 10:39
  Speaker 1: know these influencers now that you're seeing on Charleston that
• 10:42
  Speaker 1: give you the top five secrets of Charleston that no
• 10:45
  Speaker 1: one's ever going to tell you? I'm like, what are
• 10:47
  Speaker 1: you doing?
• 10:48
  Speaker 7: Charleston Hidden Gem.
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  Speaker 1: So like halfway into.
• 10:51
  Speaker 3: This experience at Moe's.
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  Speaker 7: Charleston Hidden Gem, Moe's.
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  Speaker 4: They do the awkward thing in the middle where they've
• 10:57
  Speaker 4: been technically talking to you for 20 minutes, but then
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  Speaker 4: they go, oh, by the way, my name is.
• 11:02
  Speaker 1: You talking about the Moe's couple? Yeah. No. I never
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  Speaker 1: got their names. Thank God. Yeah, yeah. I heard. Let's
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  Speaker 1: get back to this dive bar.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, yeah. I need to check this place out.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to say my favorite is probably Moe's, but
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  Speaker 1: the most one I do want to go to but
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to go to at the same time
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  Speaker 1: is probably Cuddy's.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 1: That place is amazing. That's a serious dive bar. Yeah. Wait,
• 11:29
  Speaker 1: I've never... In Ansonborough, I think. Do you know where
• 11:32
  Speaker 1: D'Alessandro's is?
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  Speaker 7: Yes, it was just there.
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  Speaker 4: Right across the street, not.
• 11:38
  Speaker 1: St.
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  Speaker 4: Philip, but like the little side street that D'Alessandro's is on.
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  Speaker 4: Right across, okay, is called Cuddy's.
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  Speaker 7: Where it looks like a convenience store?
• 11:49
  Speaker 1: Yes, it does kind of. It's about the size of
• 11:51
  Speaker 1: this office. Really? And it has the weird door with
• 11:53
  Speaker 1: like the gate stuff on it. It makes you think like,
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: what's wrong? Something's not right about this place. I don't
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  Speaker 1: need to be going in. There's a bar.
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  Speaker 7: I've Been there so many times.
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  Speaker 1: Walked right there. Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Never knew there was a bar there.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: That's a good one.
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  Speaker 1: That's a good one. Tiny.
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  Speaker 7: I actually like Elliott Borough Mini Bar, too.
• 12:09
  Speaker 1: Me, too.
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  Speaker 7: That's a good one.
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  Speaker 3: I love that place.
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  Speaker 1: That's a good one.
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  Speaker 7: It's tiny.
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  Speaker 4: That's not really dive-ish.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's just tiny.
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  Speaker 1: That's kind of classy dive. Classy dive.
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  Speaker 7: Because they only have beer and wine.
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  Speaker 4: Well, that, and they're, like, also, like, it's where everybody
• 12:22
  Speaker 4: who's waiting to go to, well, now it's called Vern's,
• 12:26
  Speaker 4: but it.
• 12:26
  Speaker 1: Used to be. Yeah, yeah. Oh. Yeah, what is it? No,
• 12:29
  Speaker 1: it is Vern. Yeah, it used to be that Familiaria
• 12:32
  Speaker 1: Italian place. Yeah, and so everyone who was waiting to
• 12:35
  Speaker 1: get in would go over there. Yeah. That's kind of what, well,
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: they put that restaurant, West Ashley Bad Bambino, next to
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: Cafe Roca. Is that good? Oh, yeah. It is really good.
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: And Cafe Roca is now the overflow of where you
• 12:49
  Speaker 1: wait and hang out at your table. Same kind of concept.
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: That whole strip right there is really cool. Dude, so Joe,
• 12:55
  Speaker 1: I think, has bought the whole place that owns Roca
• 12:57
  Speaker 1: and Bambino and whatever. That taco spot is amazing. Well,
• 13:01
  Speaker 1: it's gone. It's gone. Okay, so that's, sorry. Catching up here. God,
• 13:05
  Speaker 1: it's so 2021 of you.
• 13:07
  Speaker 6: Paul is bringing all the news to us right now.
• 13:09
  Speaker 1: West Ashley News here reporting from West Ashley, Paul Pluckett.
• 13:13
  Speaker 4: I've just been all over the place.
• 13:15
  Speaker 1: Some of y'all. Yeah, no, so let's start. We can
• 13:18
  Speaker 1: save that for Mike. Well, let's hear about Sage's Texas
• 13:21
  Speaker 1: OU weekend.
• 13:22
  Speaker 7: I know, my first ever Texas OU.
• 13:24
  Speaker 1: The Red River Rivalry.
• 13:26
  Speaker 7: Really good.
• 13:27
  Speaker 3: Good job.
• 13:28
  Speaker 7: Tongue twister, that is.
• 13:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, when you sent me that, I was a little heartbroken.
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: I was like, why should she get to go to Dallas? Oh, yeah.
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: But I was jealous and happy at the same time
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: for you.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, it was great. It was such a good time.
• 13:41
  Speaker 7: That rivalry is insane.
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And the state fair. Did you get a chance
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: to even go to the fair?
• 13:45
  Speaker 7: Oh, my God, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: We had to walk through.
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  Speaker 7: I did not. I had two of those corndogs.
• 13:51
  Speaker 3: Fletchers, yeah.
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: Fletchers.
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  Speaker 3: See?
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  Speaker 5: You know.
• 13:53
  Speaker 1: You knew.
• 13:54
  Speaker 7: I knew you'd know.
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: That's where they were invented.
• 13:57
  Speaker 7: Waited in line for, like, 30 minutes for that.
• 13:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Got a corndog. You have to walk through the fair
• 14:03
  Speaker 7: to get into the game.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So.
• 14:05
  Speaker 6: I think it's like 100,000 people outside of the fair.
• 14:09
  Speaker 7: 100?
• 14:10
  Speaker 6: 100,000 people at the state fair that weekend, and then 80,000
• 14:14
  Speaker 6: people in the stadium or something. So it's an insane
• 14:17
  Speaker 6: amount of people.
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't see how it works, but I don't know.
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  Speaker 7: Have you gone, Paul, to that game?
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: A long time ago, yep. It's the Cotton Bowl, right?
• 14:24
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's not the Cotton Bowl stadium.
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: I've been to it on game day and not gone
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: in the game. You just go no matter what is
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: kind of the deal.
• 14:30
  Speaker 6: Well, when I tell you, To get from the outside
• 14:34
  Speaker 6: of the stadium inside when it's 30, 40 minutes until kickoff, sardines,
• 14:41
  Speaker 6: and you're just moving.
• 14:43
  Speaker 7: Our feet were not even on the ground. I was
• 14:44
  Speaker 7: just being moved from other people's shoulders moving me. I
• 14:48
  Speaker 7: don't like that.
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: It was like a war zone.
• 14:53
  Speaker 7: I was like, where is my section?
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: You slowly started just kind of like rising up. I was.
• 15:00
  Speaker 7: So, but it was a great time.
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: That's awesome.
• 15:04
  Speaker 7: Dallas, first time in Dallas ever.
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Dallas is cool. I wish you could have gone
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: to Fort Worth. Or did you go to Fort Worth?
• 15:10
  Speaker 6: I didn't really know. Everyone kept saying that to me.
• 15:14
  Speaker 6: Cliff kept saying that to me.
• 15:17
  Speaker 7: They were all hyping it up.
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: Well, it's funny because growing up in Dallas, you have
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: this constant like rivalry between Fort Worth and Dallas. And
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: Fort Worth in the last 20 years has definitely surpassed. Like,
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: I would live in Fort Worth before I would Dallas now. Really? Yeah.
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: That's what I was hearing. It used to be super
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: old school, old timey, kind of like not out in
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: the country. It was still a city, but they've definitely
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: come a long way in the last 25 years. Yeah,
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: I remember I sold a property, a Murphy Oil. They
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: refer to it as the DFW area. It is, the Metroplex.
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: So it's Dallas-Fort Worth. It is. That's cool. So how
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: did the party at the barbecue place go? Terry Black's.
• 15:57
  Speaker 7: Yeah. It was great.
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: That was so fun.
• 15:59
  Speaker 6: We were branding some Alakai flip flops, had a big party,
• 16:03
  Speaker 6: some OU, some Texas fans.
• 16:05
  Speaker 7: Everyone was there.
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: Cool.
• 16:07
  Speaker 7: Have you been to Terry Black's?
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: The one in Austin. Okay. Or Lockhart. I've been to both, actually,
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: but not the one in Dallas. That's all I've been
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: to is Austin. I sent that to a couple people,
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: and they were like, There's not an upstairs there. How's
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: their party upstairs? I'm like, I don't know, buddy. There is.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: Figure it out.
• 16:21
  Speaker 7: Maybe it's new. There was a whole outdoor upstairs area.
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, these rookies, they don't know. These Dallas people.
• 16:28
  Speaker 7: These unexperienced Dallas people.
• 16:30
  Speaker 4: So where are you? Are you a Texas fan or.
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: An Oklahoma fan?
• 16:35
  Speaker 7: For that weekend, I was a Texas fan.
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: I like to hear that.
• 16:39
  Speaker 7: I was a Texas fan. Oh, Arch.
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: God, they lost. I can't believe they lost. I know.
• 16:44
  Speaker 7: Oh, my God. What a game to be at. But, yeah.
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: Tough year to be a Cowboys, Longhorns. I think we
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: played Oklahoma, but I can't remember what the score. Do
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: you remember what Georgia and Oklahoma won? No. Was it
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: a blowout? Oh, wait. I think it was. 52 to 10. No,
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: I'm kidding.
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: I'm kidding.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: Georgia and Texas don't play this year, do they?
• 17:05
  Speaker 7: No.
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: Well, maybe.
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: Because they're both the best, aren't they?
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: Maybe. They do not deserve to be in the playoffs.
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: Who are we talking about?
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: Longhorns. Oh, yeah. Moving on.
• 17:15
  Speaker 7: Moving on. Anyway, Texas is great.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: So Inwood Tavern.
• 17:18
  Speaker 6: Got to go to Inwood Tavern right by Paul's little
• 17:22
  Speaker 6: hometown neighborhood.
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: Which is what? Travis? Isn't that what they call it? Travis?
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: Holland Park.
• 17:28
  Speaker 5: What?
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: Oh, you're a Holland Park.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah. What is Travis? Is Travis Travis County in Austin?
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: Travis County. Maybe. I don't know.
• 17:35
  Speaker 7: Is Highland Park not, like, bougie now?
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's so bougie. It has always been bougie.
• 17:40
  Speaker 7: It hasn't?
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 17:41
  Speaker 7: Paul, you grew up really bougie?
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: The bubble. The bubble. So I had the pure benefit
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: of my dad was a teacher, so I did not
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: live the lifestyle that all my friends did. But it
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: was the best way to grow up to have a
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: realistic lifestyle. center of how life really is. Yeah. But
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: also have all the benefits of your rich friends getting
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: in Jeep Wagoneers and going to cowboy games and getting
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: in the Ranger game boxes. So in private, you know,
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: so I had a little, I got to live both lives,
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: which was amazing.
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: It's interesting.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: You said Jeep Wagoneer. Well, that's what everyone had. Like
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: with the wood panel. Yes, exactly. And then you got
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: the Suburbans and then you got your, Mercedes, coupes, and
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: every kid had a Ford Bronco or a BMW. A
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: lot of oil money.
• 18:27
  Speaker 7: And what were you driving, Paul?
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: Jeep Cherokee.
• 18:30
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: Classic.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: Limited. Timeless. Yeah.
• 18:34
  Speaker 5: Oh, limited.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: LTE. Better than a Subaru. Yeah. That old 86 Jeep
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: Cherokee with a V4. Man, it was a fast one.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: I love it. Downhill. I love it.
• 18:46
  Speaker 6: Downhill.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: But yeah, no, it was an amazing place to grow up.
• 18:49
  Speaker 7: So was the Inwood Tavern around when you were a kid?
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: How old is it? Yeah, no, I remember, like, not
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: being able to go into bars yet or being when
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: we were 18 trying to get into bars, and it
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: was around.
• 18:58
  Speaker 7: And it was around.
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: So if you're in downtown Dallas, how far to where that,
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: the Cotton Bowl? Not that far. With that traffic, like,
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: five minutes. Oh, okay, so it's right there. But then
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: you've got to exit and park. That might take 20 minutes. Okay.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: But if you're on the interstate driving by, it would
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: take five minutes. You know what I mean? So it's
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: like being in L.A. going to the Rose Bowl. Probably, yeah. Yeah, okay.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: Got it. I needed a visual. Yeah.
• 19:27
  Speaker 7: There we go. Next year, we all go. Red River Rivalry.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: Sounds good, actually. I'd love to. Well, I know the
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: Sunday after you were there, y'all probably came back on Sunday,
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: but I think I texted you that Tripping Daisy, the Toadies,
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: and Deep Blue Something were all playing a free concert
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: at the State Fair. I'm like, what? Those are all
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: my college bands.
• 19:46
  Speaker 7: Yes. I did not. You did not send me that.
• 19:49
  Speaker 7: I did not send that.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: See that. I didn't want to be that guy that's like,
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: you need to do this, you need to do that.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: But I was thanking you.
• 19:54
  Speaker 7: No, I know what I was going.
• 19:55
  Speaker 6: Well, Casey Musgraves did a free concert the Friday night
• 20:00
  Speaker 6: I was there.
• 20:01
  Speaker 7: Pop up like out of nowhere.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: She's the best.
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: She rocks.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: She rocks.
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: She rocks.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: She's actually calling me here in about 10 minutes. She
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: loves Texas. I've got to take a phone call. Yeah,
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: she's from right outside of Tyler where my family's all from. Tyler.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: That's what I was trying to say. Not Travis. Tyler.
• 20:19
  Speaker 5: Tyler.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: Tyler. How we going, Tyler?
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: Tyler.
• 20:23
  Speaker 7: Well, yeah.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: All right. And then you went down to the Everglades recently, too. Yes.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: Back home, they call it, I guess. Before that, she
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: went to the Lucerne.
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 20:35
  Speaker 7: I've been all over. Herman Lucerne.
• 20:38
  Speaker 6: Memorial Tournament in Isla Morada. That was in September. Went
• 20:44
  Speaker 6: up to the Everglades. First day of stone crab season.
• 20:47
  Speaker 6: We were down there eating stone crabs.
• 20:51
  Speaker 7: At Triad Seafood. It was so good. It's the best
• 20:55
  Speaker 7: place to get them. Best place to go.
• 20:59
  Speaker 6: Chatting it up with one of my dad's good friends,
• 21:03
  Speaker 6: Kent Daniels, who he just made a documentary with called Outlaws.
• 21:08
  Speaker 7: Of the Everglades.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: Which I cannot wait to see.
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.
• 21:11
  Speaker 7: You guys have to watch it.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: Tell everyone about that.
• 21:14
  Speaker 7: Yeah. So it's a documentary. It just came out last year.
• 21:18
  Speaker 6: It was at the Key West Film Festival, the Tampa
• 21:21
  Speaker 6: Film Festival, and now it's online to stream. But it's
• 21:26
  Speaker 6: all about the Daniels family and the them growing up
• 21:30
  Speaker 6: in the Everglades and, um, Everglades city and what they
• 21:34
  Speaker 6: had to do to make a living after the commercial, uh,
• 21:40
  Speaker 6: fishing net fishing ban. Um, yeah, back in the eighties.
• 21:44
  Speaker 6: So yeah, it's a, it's a great story.
• 21:47
  Speaker 7: It's a true story.
• 21:48
  Speaker 6: And they interview the, the family and a lot of
• 21:51
  Speaker 6: them are out of jail now.
• 21:53
  Speaker 7: Some of them passed away.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: Um, what did they go to jail for? Yeah. What
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: did they go to jail for?
• 21:59
  Speaker 6: The whole town went to jail, but they were smuggling
• 22:04
  Speaker 6: marijuana into the Everglades, and they have some really cool
• 22:07
  Speaker 6: stories to share. I mean, hey, if all you know
• 22:11
  Speaker 6: is the waterways and your whole livelihood was commercial fishing,
• 22:16
  Speaker 6: and then you don't have that, you know what you're
• 22:19
  Speaker 6: good at, and you can do it like no one
• 22:21
  Speaker 6: else can.
• 22:21
  Speaker 7: They never got caught.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: That was like an early 80s thing.
• 22:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah, early, I don't know the exact, yeah, early 80s.
• 22:29
  Speaker 7: But yeah, they turned themselves in. They never got caught.
• 22:32
  Speaker 7: Isn't that crazy?
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So, I fished down in the Everglades for like
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: the first time four or five years ago with my
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: buddy Ben Austin. Oh yeah, that's crazy. And he was
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: telling me this story and I'm like, he was like,
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: everyone got arrested in this town.
• 22:44
  Speaker 6: Everyone.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: The whole town. The whole town. And then they had
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: to kind of prove that they didn't do something somehow
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: because they just assumed everyone was involved.
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: It was a federal investigation so they all knew If
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: they did not step up and get ahead of the game,
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: it was going to be much worse on the other end.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: Sure. And I guess this documentary kind of lays out
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: all the facts and all the stuff.
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I can't wait to watch it.
• 23:09
  Speaker 6: It's cool because it's not actors. It's coming straight from
• 23:12
  Speaker 6: the people.
• 23:13
  Speaker 7: That did it.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: And your dad did this, right?
• 23:16
  Speaker 6: So my dad's best friend was like 14 years old
• 23:19
  Speaker 6: when he was smuggling.
• 23:20
  Speaker 7: He was the youngest of this family.
• 23:22
  Speaker 6: And he's this main storyteller that wrote a series of
• 23:26
  Speaker 6: books about it. And then my dad came across the books,
• 23:29
  Speaker 6: met him, and wanted to turn it into a documentary.
• 23:32
  Speaker 6: So he produced and co-directed this documentary with him.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: And they worked on it for?
• 23:38
  Speaker 7: Like four or five years down in the Everglades.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: Say again the title of it.
• 23:42
  Speaker 7: It's called Outlaws of the Everglades.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: Okay, cool.
• 23:44
  Speaker 7: Yeah, super cool.
• 23:46
  Speaker 6: So we were down there eating stone crab with him,
• 23:48
  Speaker 6: listening to stories.
• 23:51
  Speaker 7: It's a really special one.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: It'd be awesome to get him on the phone maybe
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: next episode and see if he's down for a little
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: Q & A, if you will. I'm trying to remember
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: what I was doing at 14. What were you doing
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: at 14?
• 24:01
  Speaker 7: Yeah, were you smuggling weed to Columbia or what?
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: I was just trying to make the baseball team.
• 24:07
  Speaker 7: You were in Highland Park with some Jeep Wagoneers.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, 14, that was... 1989. Yeah, I was a freshman
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: in high school. Yeah. Trying to figure out how to
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: kiss a girl or something, probably. I had a GMC Jimmy.
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: Two-door.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, two-door. Yeah. Well, I wasn't driving yet, dog,
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: when I was 14.
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: Well, I wasn't driving legally, but I had the car.
• 24:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah, didn't you have, like, You didn't have, like, a
• 24:37
  Speaker 6: farm license or something? You guys both grew up in
• 24:39
  Speaker 6: the city.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: I had a boat. Yeah, I had a.
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: Appling?
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: No, we weren't in Appling yet.
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: But I had a boat before I had a car.
• 24:48
  Speaker 7: As everyone should.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I wish I could say I did. Yours was, like, what,
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: a pond rowboat or something on the pond? It was
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: a Grumman John boat. Okay. But it was... Yeah, I know.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: It was awesome.
• 25:00
  Speaker 7: Wait, where are you from?
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: Um....
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: Evans, Appling, and Augusta. So I say Augusta, Georgia when
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: no one knows where the other towns are. But Evans,
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: Georgia is where my mom lives. Appling is where I
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: spend a lot of time.
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: On the lake. Georgia.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: Georgia. Georgia. He's a Georgia fan. Down there. In Georgia.
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: It was a good place to grow up.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: Tell us about the Herman Lucerne. It's something I've always
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: wanted to do. I have just never been able to
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: do it. It's always like right around when.
• 25:31
  Speaker 7: There's so much going on in that two-week period.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 25:35
  Speaker 6: And yeah, you donated prints, so that was awesome for
• 25:37
  Speaker 6: the awards.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure. Like the artist formerly known as?
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: What?
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: Prince.
• 25:42
  Speaker 6: Prince.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: I donated prints. How'd you do that? I'm just able
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: to give him... Oh, prints. people what they need.
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
• 25:50
  Speaker 7: You're not following. Paul is somewhat of an artist, if
• 25:54
  Speaker 7: I do say so myself.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: I am Prince. All right. All right. Sorry.
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:00
  Speaker 6: That tournament is like nothing I've ever witnessed, experienced ever.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: Okay. So first time. First time.
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:08
  Speaker 7: I was actually helping direct it, which was wild. So
• 26:13
  Speaker 7: many moving parts.
• 26:13
  Speaker 6: There's cumulatively like 24 awards. There's junior, there's five, there's conventional,
• 26:20
  Speaker 6: seven species tournament. You're targeting everything in two days.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: How many anglers?
• 26:29
  Speaker 7: I think, oh gosh, now you got me going.
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: That's okay. I think like 100.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah, it's a big deal.
• 26:37
  Speaker 7: There were 50 boats, 50 captains.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 26:40
  Speaker 7: So up to one to two anglers per boat.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So probably with everyone there, there were probably 200
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: people under the tent hanging out, partying.
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:49
  Speaker 7: No, it was a huge one.
• 26:51
  Speaker 6: It was a huge one. A lot went into it.
• 26:53
  Speaker 6: So that was a fun one.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: I just love that it's multi-species related.
• 26:57
  Speaker 7: Multi-species. It's very family oriented too. A lot of kids,
• 27:03
  Speaker 7: a lot of... Father, son, like daughters. A little girl
• 27:07
  Speaker 7: named Sage won.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: Clint has fished it, right? Who? Clint? I would imagine.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: Wait.
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: A lot of people.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: You said someone named Sage?
• 27:14
  Speaker 7: Like a little girl.
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 27:16
  Speaker 7: Sage Clark. Yeah, she was like nine. She won for
• 27:19
  Speaker 7: the youth division.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: Very cool.
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: Super cool.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: Did you meet Steve Taterchuck? Tater?
• 27:24
  Speaker 7: He's not ringing a bell.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: Because he lives here. He's really involved. But I don't
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: think he goes to it every year. But he used
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: to live down there. was here now, so he's always
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: trying to go back and forth to it. I was like,
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: when someone says, I'm from New York City, and they're.
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: Like, oh, do you know Deborah Clark?
• 27:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: No, I mean. That's a big shame.
• 27:41
  Speaker 7: I wrote everyone's name out for the sign-in list, so
• 27:44
  Speaker 7: I should know them.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: But Tater, it's like, if you meet Tater, you would remember.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: You would remember.
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: Tater.
• 27:48
  Speaker 7: I don't think, I do not think he fished it.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: Tator, Tator.
• 27:51
  Speaker 7: I would definitely remember. But that's a fun one.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: He's a good one. That's cool. That's cool. Oh, yeah.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: So where's it based out of?
• 27:59
  Speaker 7: Uh, we do it at the Islander in Alamorada in Lorelei.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: Nice.
• 28:03
  Speaker 7: You can go to Lorelei or, um, Flaminga.
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: I didn't realize they did it out of the Keys.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: I thought it was like more inland. Uh, I don't
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: know what I thought.
• 28:12
  Speaker 7: Cause it's an Everglades back country.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
• 28:15
  Speaker 7: They do it out of Lorelei.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: Cool. I'll make it down there one day.
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: So it's all inside. It's all inside.
• 28:21
  Speaker 7: It's all Everglades. It's all in the park.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: That's cool. I'm going to get down there more often.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: I'm just not an Everglades guy. I know.
• 28:29
  Speaker 7: It's surprising to me.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: Well, it's just because, you know, you get these opportunities.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: It's all about people inviting you or taking you. Then
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: you start going to these places you want to go back.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: So it's always been the Keys for me. I've never
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: had someone be like, you have to go to the
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: Everglades with me.
• 28:42
  Speaker 7: But you're like on the flats in the Keys. You're
• 28:44
  Speaker 7: never in the park.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: I've done it by boat where I've gone over there
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: with someone, but the only time I've ever gotten deep
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: into it, like Everglades City at the ramp is with
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: my buddy Ben, who's a rep, and I was on
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: the way to the Keys, stopped with him one night,
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: I think out of Naples, and it was only like
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: four or five hours, so I still really haven't done it.
• 29:04
  Speaker 6: Oh, it's an eerie vibe. It's kind of like the
• 29:08
  Speaker 6: marsh here in the low country.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Only much more dangerous.
• 29:12
  Speaker 6: It's just like a little more, yeah, much more dangerous,
• 29:15
  Speaker 6: much more room for error, much more stories.
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: The one thing I remember about fishing on a flamingo
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: is how long it took every morning.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: We checked through the gates to get to the ramp.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: It was like an hour. Oh, if you're driving with
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: the trailer in you. Yeah, it's wild. And then the
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: mosquitoes were quite amazing.
• 29:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah oh yeah that's just part of it.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah mike's got so many stories around camping you know
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: down in everglades and like how they can they can
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: hear it it feels like the tent is like vibrating
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: they're actually coming after.
• 29:48
  Speaker 7: You wait i did that too they have cheekies have
• 29:51
  Speaker 7: you ever.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: Seen those yeah yeah we camp.
• 29:53
  Speaker 7: On cheeky on the stilt yeah And then it's insane.
• 29:57
  Speaker 6: There's like a narrow, narrow, maybe three foot wide dock
• 30:02
  Speaker 6: to a porta potty on the Cheeky. You wake up
• 30:05
  Speaker 6: in the middle of night, you got to pitch blackout.
• 30:08
  Speaker 6: I remember being like eight years old, flashlight in hand,
• 30:11
  Speaker 6: like freaking out. I'm going to fall into this gator
• 30:14
  Speaker 6: infested water.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: Or pythons now. It's like an Olympic sport to go pee.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: It is.
• 30:21
  Speaker 7: Oh, Everglades is a wild place.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: That's awesome. Yeah.
• 30:24
  Speaker 7: You've got to get down there.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I will. I'll figure it out. Yeah.
• 30:26
  Speaker 7: Well, Kent can take you out. He'll take you.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: He'll take you fishing.
• 30:30
  Speaker 7: The smuggler.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: Tater.
• 30:31
  Speaker 7: He's a guide.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah. He's a guide. Not Tater. Well, Tater could. I
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: didn't mean Tater. But I want to go with this
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: knife operation. You need to go with the smuggler. Yeah,
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: we need to get him to call into the show
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: one day and tell us some stories.
• 30:45
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: I think that's a good idea. He's a storyteller. I'm
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: going to direct more attention towards you here. Yep. This
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: little Halloween camp out on the beach looked amazing. You
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: had a disco ball out there?
• 30:55
  Speaker 7: I brought a disco ball. Have you guys ever been
• 30:57
  Speaker 7: to Juanita Greenberg's?
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: She's living life, Doug. Wait, wait, I've been to where?
• 31:00
  Speaker 7: Juanita Greenberg's?
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, of course.
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: Obviously, right?
• 31:03
  Speaker 7: We're just, like, throwing out a lot of restaurants.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: I've been thrown out of there a few times. Yeah,
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: you have.
• 31:07
  Speaker 6: Well, somewhere back upstairs in a storage unit, there was
• 31:11
  Speaker 6: a 20-inch red disco ball that somehow ended up in
• 31:14
  Speaker 6: my hands.
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 31:16
  Speaker 6: And I brought it out to Capers Island and hung
• 31:18
  Speaker 6: it from some driftwood.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 31:20
  Speaker 6: And put a spotlight on it and had a dance
• 31:23
  Speaker 6: party with 20 of my.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: Friends for Halloween. It looked amazing. Was it amazing? Oh,
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: my God.
• 31:27
  Speaker 7: Best camping trip ever.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: When I saw that, I was like, I didn't. Do that.
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: Why didn't you think of that?
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: Why can't I be there? I want to be there.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: Then the next morning, I'm like, thank God I'm not
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: there because I'd be so hungover right now probably.
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: Meanwhile, I'm at home going through my AARP application.
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: November 1st.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: It's my fifth.
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: Letter from them.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: I want to play with a red disco ball.
• 31:53
  Speaker 7: I have it in my car right now. Maybe we
• 31:55
  Speaker 7: should take it out after the break.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: The photos looked really cool.
• 31:58
  Speaker 7: It was so cool.
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I was proud of you. I was proud for
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: myself knowing you. Good work.
• 32:03
  Speaker 7: I love a good camping extravaganza.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: The kids are all right, Doug. They are. We're camping
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: with disco balls. They are doing okay. Yeah. Don't watch
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: the news. Well, that's been a little 30-minute segment. Let's
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: give the people a break. Yeah. Let's go out on it.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: All right. Trying to think the best way to do this.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: You know, play a little music.
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: And then we'll come back to... We'll come back to
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: something fun and scoopy. All right. I'm just going to
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: turn it up here.
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: Do it.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: I want to see some pictures of this disco ball
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: on the beach. It's amazing. Oh, my God. That is awesome.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: You have to carry around a pair of these. It's coming.
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: Like 30 years from now. But it's coming.
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: New from Queso Ventures, the DR-3000. That's right, the fully
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: automatic version of Doug Rowling. Using all the new advances
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: of artificial intelligence technology, the benefits of the DR-3000 are unlimited,
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: but include shows up on time at agreed upon locations,
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: knows what you're talking about at any time, Returns phone
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: calls timely. Never gets lost. Doesn't ramble.
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: Likes old people and kids.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: Puts itself to bed.
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: Tells stories in short and concise manner.
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: And on and on and on.
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: So come on down now to your local Queso industry
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: dealers and get your version now. Warning, this version of
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: the DR3000 still talks shit about.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: Local fishing boats.
• 33:59
  Speaker 4: What did I ever do to deserve that?
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: I mean, those are all amazing. Puts himself to sleep.
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: Doesn't ramble. Actually shows up on time. Doesn't get confused
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: as where you are or where he is or something.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: That's amazing. I love it. Those are the good days.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: Way to go, Will. Maybe Will will just sit in
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: some time. I actually told Owen, and we'll get to
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: Bracho speaking of Owen. Yeah. Let's start having a little
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: Owen's Corner, a little Owen's Thoughts. He sent me a voicemail,
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: and he said he would, and he went, I'm going
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: to be on the water. I'll try to do it,
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: and he has you have to send it to me.
• 34:34
  Speaker 7: Oh, a little voice memo?
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: You got to remind him. I love it. Oh, how
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: do I do a voice memo? That's what he literally
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: just texted me. Really?
• 34:44
  Speaker 7: How do you walk him through that via text? I
• 34:46
  Speaker 7: don't really know.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: Call me and leave a voice message if you don't
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: know how to do a voice memo. That's like when
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: my mom calls, and she's like, how do I upload
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: an app to the TV and I'm like, oh my god. Mom,
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: just hit Netflix. Let's hit Netflix. Don't worry about that.
• 35:04
  Speaker 6: Owen's up on a platform right now polling.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: How do I do this? Voice memo. He's an hour behind.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: He's going to drop his phone in the wah-wah.
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: He's like, I'm a client.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: One second. I've got to start soundboarding. It's like golden
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: hour for him right now. Soundboard. Something was stuck in soundboard.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: We don't want that. You better start noticing. Uh-oh. Oh,
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: we all. That guy's like, why is everyone staring at me?
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: We've got windows here. We're waiting.
• 35:36
  Speaker 7: Wait, so I want to hear about Borracho.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 35:39
  Speaker 7: I could not make it to that.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: I love Budweiser.
• 35:42
  Speaker 7: I'm so jealous. We're going to plan it next year
• 35:44
  Speaker 7: so we can, the ladies can make it.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: It is so fun.
• 35:47
  Speaker 6: I think there was maybe four girls there in 40 minutes.
• 35:50
  Speaker 6: 492 men? Yeah, something like that.
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: Is that what the ratio was? Which is a great
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: ratio if you're looking for a boyfriend in Texas. Yeah.
• 35:59
  Speaker 7: That didn't even cross my mind, but now it is.
• 36:02
  Speaker 7: Now it's on my radar.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: Which is also a good ratio if you're a dude
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: to go to the Lady Red and hang out at.
• 36:07
  Speaker 7: That party as well.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.
• 36:08
  Speaker 7: We need to do a little switcheroo.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, switcheroo-ski.
• 36:11
  Speaker 7: We got something coming. We're going to make it different
• 36:13
  Speaker 7: weekends next year.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: I hate it because every year I get asked to
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: fish someone. This year I did not. but I was
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: a little heartbroken to fish someone for the Lady Red.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: You know, I'm always having to say no. I'm, like,
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: looking at the calendar.
• 36:24
  Speaker 7: Oh, we should fish.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: We'll fish next year. I would love to. I would absolutely.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: But hopefully they're not on the same weekends. Like, I
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: want to be a part of it.
• 36:31
  Speaker 7: Don't worry. We're working on it.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: Is that Bree's thing or Caroline's thing?
• 36:35
  Speaker 7: It's Marsh Royce.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: It's put on by Marsh Royce. Okay, cool. Well, what's
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: amazing to me is that y'all, like, for four years
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: in a row, it's been on the same weekend because–
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: And y'all have actually had like a tailing tide, right?
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: Like it's always worked out. How does that happen?
• 36:46
  Speaker 7: Well, they plan it off the tides.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: I know. So how does it always happen? No, no.
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: My point is.
• 36:51
  Speaker 7: We plan it off the tides. And how does Borracha
• 36:53
  Speaker 7: always line up?
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no. Because the Charleston fly is
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: never on the same weekend because we have to plan
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: it around the tides. How have y'all figured out? How
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: has it worked out? We all have the same weekend
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: every year.
• 37:06
  Speaker 7: You mean like it's always the third weekend of September
• 37:07
  Speaker 7: and that's always happens.
• 37:09
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 37:09
  Speaker 7: Crazy good flood tide.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 37:12
  Speaker 7: Well, this year, there's just a ton of floods.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's probably because.
• 37:15
  Speaker 7: There's just so many to choose from.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: September has so many, too. Yeah, but the Charleston Fly
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: is a nightmare sometimes to plan because it's always a
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: different weekend because the tides are never good on the weekend.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: You're also the weather is never a question. No, it's
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: so bad.
• 37:28
  Speaker 7: So, hopefully, next year, it's... No, I already talked.
• 37:33
  Speaker 6: Cliff and Julia are going to... I'm making them correspond.
• 37:37
  Speaker 6: They're going to plan it.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: Well... The Bracha is kind of wrapped around when it's
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: not in Texas Tech football to some degree. It's not anymore.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: I think they just do it third weekend now, no
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: matter what. It's kind of how it plans out. But anywho,
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: it's just an awesome event. It's an amazing event. It's
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: definitely not something I'll ever miss in my life. Kyle
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: taught me in going to seven, eight years ago when
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: we went for the first year and it I'll give
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: kind of the background story. It's a great story how
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: Doug and I, we headed to Austin and we were
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: going to do a night in Austin first. It was
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: a Wednesday night because I went to the bar that
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: McMurtry played at and you did not. I went to bed.
• 38:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: I can't think all of a sudden what the... Continental.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: Continental Club. Yeah. And so my whole plan was to
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: make sure I regulated and I'm going to be at
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: Continental at midnight when the clock strikes midnight when McMurtry starts.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: Like to see McMurtry... At midnight, you've got to do it.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: Rite of passage, almost. And so we did that. But
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: that day that we landed, we landed at 11 or 12.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: We had the whole day. Yeah, it was awesome. We're landing,
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: and Kyle calls me. Hey, Pards, got a little issue.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: I know you're supposed to be fishing with Jaco. He's
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: got a little family emergency. And you know how this
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: whole thing works, bro. All the guys are taking it.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: I don't know what we're going to do, but hook it.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: if Doug's fishing on another boat and you're fishing on
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: the boat, you're going to fish. We'll figure out something.
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: I'm like, so I hang up the phone. I go, well, Doug,
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: we got no boat as of right now. We are
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: not fishing as of right now. And so I'm like, whatever.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: Let's just have fun. I was just happy to be there.
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: Let's just figure it out.
• 39:21
  Speaker 7: And this was how long ago?
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: Eight years ago, seven, eight years ago. And it took
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: Kyle probably four or five years. You were in elementary school? Wrong.
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: It probably took Kyle four years to talk me into going.
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I've got redfish in my backyard. When I
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: traveled to Texas at the time, my parents were still alive.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: So it was hard for me to go to Texas
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: and not go see my parents.
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: And go to the coast.
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. So finally go. We're landing, and he tells
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: me that. I go, well, let's just have fun and
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: not worry about it. We'll get to Port O'Connor, and
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: whatever happens, happens. Three or four hours later, he calls me. Hi, Pards.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: About three weeks ago, Cliff met this guy at a
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: gas station. He's an ex-cowboy, and he's wanting to be
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: a guide in Port O'Connor. He's been fishing about five
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: or six months by himself, taking some trips here and there.
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: I think he might be a good fit. He says
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: he wants to take you all fishing. It sounds like
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: it's going to work out. So I hang up the phone.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: I dial. He's still on my phone the same way
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: I put it. Owen Gaylor, Texas fishing guy.
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: Stop.
• 40:26
  Speaker 7: This is how you met Owen.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: Same way in mind. Yeah. Same way in mind.
• 40:29
  Speaker 7: He just had started guiding.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: So he calls me. We talk. Y'all want to fish tomorrow?
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: I'm like, well, we're going to leave Austin at like
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: 8 or 9 in the morning. We're probably not going
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: to get there until 12 or 1. Well, we'll get
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: out on the water a little bit and maybe get
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: to know each other and just do a little practice
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: and goofing around. I'm like, okay, perfect. So he calls
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: me two hours later after that. Will, my boat's out.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: My engine ain't working. So I'm going to have to
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: find us a boat. We just kept rolling with the bunch.
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: We're like, we're just happy to be here. And we're
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: floating on 17 beers at this point. And I'm like, whatever.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: We'll figure it out. You're like, engine?
• 41:07
  Speaker 7: We don't even need it.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: So he texts me an hour later. I've got a
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: client that has a Sabine boat we're going to take
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: out tomorrow. So the next morning, we're out in Austin.
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: He's like, Well, we got a boat, but this engine
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: doesn't seem to be working. It's like giving out or something.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: Something was going on with it. But he's like, at
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: least we got something to work with. So we get
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: there at 12 for one and get on the boat
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: with him. Instantly, we loved him. There is a picture
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: of he and I sitting at the boat ramp there
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: in Texas. It's not yet. That's the next day. Okay.
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: Sorry.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: That's the next day. You're ahead of schedule. Yeah, you're right.
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: I thought you were going to talk about the picture
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: of you sitting on the back with him in pink
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: women's underwear. That's what I thought you were going to say. Well,
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: I was going to get to that.
• 41:47
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 41:47
  Speaker 7: So this is an ongoing thing.
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: Great years. Yeah. It's the most amazing trope ever. So
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: on the practice day, he got up on the polling platform.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: Doug and I are looking ahead. We're looking for fish.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: We're looking for whatever it is. Hey, guys, let's have
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: a little talk, real quick, a little chat so we
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: both turn around. No clothes on except pink thong.
• 42:09
  Speaker 7: And that was your introduction to him?
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 42:11
  Speaker 7: And you're like, this is who's guiding me in Borracho?
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: This is probably like hour one. This is hour two, probably.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, okay.
• 42:17
  Speaker 7: My biggest fear, but your best daydream?
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: And we actually caught a ton of fish. Of course
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: you did.
• 42:24
  Speaker 7: That's how the story should be written.
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: Practice day, we shouldn't be catching this many fish. We
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: don't need to do this anymore. Yeah, yeah. So we
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: have the intro night at Bracho. It's a big party.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: And so day one, I mean, I have pictures. We
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: got after it pretty good because we were both hungover
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: the next day, which ended up costing us the tournament. Yes. Oh, no.
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: So day one, we both missed three or four fish each. Like,
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: you know, missed the eats. Oh, yeah. But we were
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: catching fish, too. It was so much fun. It was
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: hard not to be hungover. So day one, we get
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: in the boat. at the wherever the boat was stationed
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: it wasn't like a trailer situation we had to go
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: to the client's house where they had the boat in
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: the dock already so we got in there and we
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: had to get gas owen hadn't gotten gas yet so
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: we and it was blowing like 20 out of the
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: north crappy weather so we kind of puddle up to
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: where we got to do the whole like turn the
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: engine get the boat lined up and the waves were
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: crashing like yeah the dock it was blowing ass and
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: he did the whole it went Yep. I got no steering.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: I got no steering. The steering plug. So all the
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: steering fluid came. So we crashed up against the dock.
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: Holding it on, you know, like, and it's doing this
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: whole thing. Yeah, the weather sucked. And so it's 645
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: in the morning, I think. He goes, well, boys, hardware
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: store didn't open till nine. So we got time to kill.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: So there we are just sitting on this bench. But
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: he's such a positive person. Oh, I know.
• 43:53
  Speaker 4: It's impossible to get frustrated because he's just so positive.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: So we're going to miss two and a half hours
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: of the morning bite. We'll be all right. We'll be
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: all right. So the second it opened, he gets a
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: ride to the hardware store. He gets back within 15 minutes.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: Fix it. We're fishing. Catching the shit out of fish.
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: Losing a lot of fish. He's wearing cut-off jean shorts. Yeah.
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: I'll never forget that.
• 44:13
  Speaker 7: Still to this day, that's his thing, huh?
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: That's his thing, yeah.
• 44:16
  Speaker 7: Consistency.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: And so we had a great day one, but we
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: also knew we left a lot on the table, you know,
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: and we ended up losing by an inch, I think. Yeah,
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: we did.
• 44:25
  Speaker 7: Your first time, though.
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: Fishing, meeting each.
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: Other, fishing that tournament. But we fucked up a lot, man.
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: We did.
• 44:32
  Speaker 7: So you easily could have won.
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: I screwed up a lot. Oh, for sure.
• 44:34
  Speaker 7: If you were on your A game.
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 44:36
  Speaker 7: A few tequila sodas less the night before.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: Easy.
• 44:40
  Speaker 7: Yep.
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: So that was first year. It was meant to be.
• 44:43
  Speaker 7: And that was eight years ago.
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And so ever since then, we've been chasing the
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: first place. We've always been.
• 44:48
  Speaker 7: Have you fished it with Owen every year?
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Whether it's Doug, my buddy Josh fished, Keith, my
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: father-in-law fished with me once in the last five years consistently.
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: It's been Owen and Chance and I. Chance Yarborough. Yeah.
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: Who's a lot better than me. Chance is a really
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: good angler. You should have won by now. Chance is
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: a really good angler. Down there in Victoria, kind of
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: in that area. He's really good. He's another artist, another
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: fishing artist, really good Texas artist. But so this past,
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: a month and a half ago, we were winning after
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: day one. And I'm not going to say it wasn't
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: tough fishing, but it sounds like a lot of people
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: had tough fishing. We did not have tough fishing day one.
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: Everything came pretty easily to us that day one. And
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: we didn't do anything different than we do typically. We
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: went to a couple of our, like, kind of honey
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: holes that we always have done well with that Owen
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: kind of has been saving in the bank all year.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: And I think we were sitting at, like, 105 after
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: day one, which is really good. Oh, my God. That's
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: really good. But the only thing is, it's really hard
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: to improve off that.
• 45:52
  Speaker 7: Wait, so what is it?
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: 20 to 28-inch fish is the only thing you can score. Okay.
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: So a perfect score is 112. That's four 28-inch fish. Right.
• 46:02
  Speaker 7: Okay, so it's four fish.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: Yes. Okay. Over two days, though. You can catch them
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: all in the second day.
• 46:06
  Speaker 7: Lady Red's three.
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: That's what I was asking. Okay. And so everyone else,
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: like the next score down was like 101.
• 46:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: And then it went to like 98. So we had
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: some decent separation. And day two was a lot tougher.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: Nothing was coming easy on day two. Right off the bat,
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: we improved an inch and a half. I think I
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: caught like a 26 and three-quarter. Yeah, you did. So
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: it took us up to like 106 and a half. Yeah.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: So we're feeling really good about it. We're feeling good.
• 46:33
  Speaker 7: Uh-huh.
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: And then the next three hours was really tough fishing.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: We didn't catch shit. We didn't improve. We did miss
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: a couple, too. We kicked off a fish that was
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: probably 27, 28. And then Owen's still dealing with this
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: whole cancer thing. Yeah. So about 1 o'clock.
• 46:48
  Speaker 7: And he's pulling you guys?
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we both kind of traded off on day two
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: a little bit. He was a little tired. I would
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: pull Chance. Chance would pull me. Then Owen would be like, oh,
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: fuck y'all. I'm getting back up there. And he wasn't
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: overly being tired or worn out like the year before.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: He was just taking little breaks here. The sun will
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: beat anyone down, much less someone who's been going through chemo.
• 47:06
  Speaker 7: Totally.
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: But you're sitting in a good spot. Yeah, I'm feeling
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: comfortable and happy. Chance is like, man, I don't know.
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: We need more.
• 47:15
  Speaker 7: One big one to bring it home.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: Owen's feeling good about it. I'm feeling confident. The whole time,
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: Chance is like, I don't know, man. I don't feel
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: great about it. I feel okay about it. I don't
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: feel great about it. So we're sitting at 1 o'clock.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: Fishing's over at 3. You know when you get to
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: that point, you just kind of feel like you've climbed
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: the mountain. It doesn't matter how much time you have left.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: You feel like, let's go to the sandbar and the
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: sandbar party. Let's kind of do that. I'm down. I
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: feel good about this. Owen goes, man, Chance said, Owen,
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: let's go to that one spot we went to last
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: year where you Got to pull through the creek, and
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: you get to that opening. There's a big football-sized pond.
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, let's do it. And Owen sat there
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: for like a minute, didn't say anything. Football-shaped or football-sized?
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: Like football-sized. Like a football-sized pond. Like a football field. Yes. Sorry.
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: I was like.
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: It's like a football-sized fish. It's not really what.
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: We're going for. Yes, to be clear. So... Owen sat
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: there for a minute. He brought prints. Owen sat there
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: for a minute, and he told me later what he
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: was thinking during that minute. We had, like, this minute
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: of kind of quiet. Okay. And he was thinking, you know, dude,
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: you know, we don't know his future. He thought to himself,
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: I might not even be here in a year. And
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: we have two hours. Why the fuck wouldn't we go
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: fish for two more hours? Or at least go check
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: out this last spot.
• 48:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: He told me later that's what was going through his mind.
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: Hell yes. And so it gives me chills to think about.
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: So we were kind of on this emotional, like, kind of,
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: power through it like if Owens wanted to do it
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: I'm fucking in of course yeah and you know who
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: knows what's gonna happen we get there we kind of
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: did the creek kind of pulling through the creek engine
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: pulling get there and it It's a football field-sized pond
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: of shitty grass, and there's mullet everywhere, and it looks
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: kind of green, pea green, yellow. So everyone's immediately deflated.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: It's the opposite of what we were wanting to see.
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: I know. And the grass is to the waterline, so
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: it's just covering. It's all grass, and there's gar in
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: it and shit. But these are redfish, not mudfish. The
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: thing is, we're there, so we're going to pull the ledge, right?
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: We're pulling the ledge for like 15, 20 minutes. And
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: I think at the time Owen had started, but Chance
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: took over, I was still on the bow. And there
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: was this kind of gap between the grass and the bank.
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: It's probably... 15 yards so we were kind of on
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: the edge where that kind of clearing where there wasn't
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: as much grass on the edge so we're not seeing
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: shit it's gar it was huge gar spooked the shit
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: out of us and uh probably about 30 minutes in
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: we're starting to kind of lose hope a little bit
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: at least i was and then all of a sudden
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: this explosion happened and this big egret took flight and
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: we didn't even see him he was so hidden in
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: the grass right he took flight all of a sudden
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: you just see this Oh, boy. So that egret was
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: sitting on that redfish. Yeah, it was. And they were
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: both camping out, chilling out. And so we're like, all right,
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: there's a push. There's a push. He's going down the
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: bank away from us fast as shit. And as soon
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: as we, like, were kind of keeping track of him,
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: he disappears. So keep in mind, like, this grass, we're
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: probably in two feet of water, but this grass is
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: so thick. And it just instantly, I was hoping he
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: was going to do a redfish, you know, U-turn like
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: they usually do. So about ten minutes, we're about where
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: he disappeared. And all of a sudden, I mean, 12
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: feet in front of the boat, I go... I just
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: see this little, like, pink tip of his tail in
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: the grass.
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: Oh, man.
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: Like, still, like, three inches under the water.
• 50:47
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: But that's all I saw.
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: That's all I saw. There's Mikey. It was a.
• 50:51
  Speaker 7: Fingernail length of tail.
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: But it just... And I'm still amazed I even saw
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: it first of all.
• 50:57
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I was going to say, I would never pick
• 50:58
  Speaker 7: up on that.
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: It was pink, but everything else was green, so it
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: kind of stuck out. Talking about the Borracho story. And so...
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: I told Chance, I go, and I just, I had,
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: I didn't have much room to, like, cast, so I
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: just kind of did the high stick where I kind
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: of dragged it. I let it land where he could
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: hear it and kind of dragged it where I thought
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: his nose might be. And he kind of lunged, and
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: by the time I had pulled it away, he missed it.
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: So I had to, like, and by now he's at
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: the boat, and I kind of had to do this
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: whole thing.
• 51:25
  Speaker 7: The hardest shot ever, where they're right there.
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: Against all odds. Hell, Mary. Against all odds. He did
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: the same thing. He ate it like he'd be a gurgler,
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: because I had it on top where I could see
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: it because there was grass. He wanted that. And he
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: ate it, and slammed against the boat, and it was
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: so loud. And I look back. Owen was on his phone.
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: I look back, and I got this fish hooked up,
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: and he goes, can you hear everything? You good?
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm good, bud.
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: Good. Owen, it was so loud, I hooked it, turned back,
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: and Owen goes, what's going on? And I go, I
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: got this fish, and he goes, oh, God, oh, God.
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: And he's going, how big is it? I go, it's
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: a good one, it's a good one. And Chance instantly
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: is going... Don't lose it, man. I'm like, that's making
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: it worse, Chance.
• 52:12
  Speaker 5: Stop.
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: Don't go to the negative. He's in the grass. There's
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: all this crappy slack. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's real sloppy.
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: Everything's real sloppy. There's grass hanging on the fly line
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: and stuff. Exactly. So I'm like, Chance, shut up. I'm
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: going to get it. And Owen's just still going, oh, God. Oh, God.
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: What's going on? He goes, I don't even know what happened.
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: I go, dude, I've got a big fish on. And
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: we get it close to the boat. We're all like, oh, yeah,
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: that's the one. That's the one. And we get it
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: to the boat. And just this magical feeling. I've got
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: it on video of Owen taking it out of the water,
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: and he's just looking at it and just giggling. I
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: would have exploded. I would have exploded. And so we
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: released it, and it's the most magical moment I've ever
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: had on a boat. And think about it. It's just
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: a redfish, you know? It's making me tear up right now,
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: but we all hugged. More than that, yeah. We all hugged,
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: and we just all started laughing. Yeah. And then we
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: all started crying. And we're fishing. Like, I'm like, what? Yeah.
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: What is going on here?
• 53:09
  Speaker 4: This is what it's all about.
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: I'll recap kind of what led up to this, but
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: to you later. But we kind of just all sat
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: there for like three or four minutes, and we just
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: all sat down. It was like the weight of the
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: world was lifted off our shoulders. It's a mathematical situation,
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: so there's no telling if we're going to win. But
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: I'm like, we've got this. There's no one else that
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: had this moment today. There's no way.
• 53:30
  Speaker 4: I would have thought you had it.
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: And now we're sitting at like, I think, 108 even
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: or something like that. So we only improved still by
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: like another inch and a half.
• 53:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: It's 28 on the dot, like on the dot. And, uh,
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: so we go back and we're just, we're just all
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: just riding this high and I'm still just riding high
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: from that moment. Even if it was a 25 inch fish,
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: like it just, the whole, the way everything happened. And, uh,
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: And so we get back, and everyone's kind of playing
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: the game. No one's telling anyone their scores, you know.
• 53:59
  Speaker 3: Oh, no, we didn't do that good.
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: And you're not going to find out until they announce
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: the winner later. They're not going to.
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: They don't keep a board up or anything?
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: Well, not for this day.
• 54:08
  Speaker 7: Not day two.
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: They do day one, but they don't want you to
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: see day two. And then Smolko showed up, John Smolko,
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: that used to live here. Everyone here knows Smolko. He
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: was in this for Sitka. I think he's working for
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: Sitka now, so he's– Team Sitka with Mason, which Mason's
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: one of the best guides there, and he and Owen
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: are really good buddies. And they're being real quiet. Of course. Like,
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: Smolko's like, you know, we had a pretty good day.
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: He literally goes, you had a pretty good day. We
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: just have to see how it shakes out. You know
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: that's trouble. And in my mind, I'm.
• 54:38
  Speaker 7: Thinking, we improved two fish.
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: Like, we had a fucking... Considering it was tough fishing,
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: we had an amazing day in my world. In my.
• 54:46
  Speaker 7: For day two, yeah.
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: Yes. In my way, there's no way they had even
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: a day like we did yesterday. Right, right. And there's
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: just no way. And then someone came up to me
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: from the board, like, and goes, you had a pretty
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: good day today. I'm like, yeah. And he goes, I go, yeah,
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: but I don't know what Smolko and Mason did. And
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: he goes, it's going to be interesting. That's how he
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: said it to me. Ouch. Yeah. You're like, damn it. Anyway, so.
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: You've already won, though, in a lot of ways. And
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: the thing is, and that's what I hate about tournaments.
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: The tournament puts a title on something that shouldn't be
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: able to be titled. It puts a damper on an
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: amazing moment.
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: Only people who lose tournaments say shit like that, no?
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: No.
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: Oh, shit.
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: Listen, here's my theory, though. Here's my theory. So we
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: didn't win. We got second place.
• 55:32
  Speaker 3: You got second place out of how many boats?
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: We lost by a half inch, I think.
• 55:37
  Speaker 3: How many boats in Baraja?
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: But since you said that, I'm not going to answer
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: that until I get to it. So with that moment,
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: if we would have won. Yeah. Which would have been amazing.
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: We've been trying to fucking win for eight years, whatever
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: it is. In Owen's backyard, he had the comeback story.
• 55:51
  Speaker 3: Last year, he couldn't.
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: Even fucking move. He had a bag sticking out of
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: his poop hole. He was pooping out of his stomach.
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: For him to have won this year would have been
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: an amazing story. We would have thrived in that. The
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: glory of winning would have been amazing, but then you
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: would have only thought about the trophy, that our name's
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: on the trophy. I think I would have lost sight
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: about that moment. Yeah, you would have.
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: Maybe, yeah. I don't know how your brain works.
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: The most important thing would have been that we won
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: and we have the trophy and we have a title.
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: It might bleed it out.
• 56:25
  Speaker 4: When I hear Paul's story from beginning to end, honestly,
• 56:29
  Speaker 4: I've never heard it like this.
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: What's funny, when I shared it on Instagram, I knew
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: that one day we'd have this where I could tell.
• 56:37
  Speaker 3: The full story. It's hard to... I.
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: Wish we would have won. It still breaks my heart
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: that we didn't win. Dude, my point was... But there's
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: a reason for everything.
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: You kind of did. I mean, there's, what, 70 boats?
• 56:46
  Speaker 3: How many boats for Spiraggio? It's a ridiculous number of boats.
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: It's an amazing moment. It's a lot of boats.
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: To pull second out of that is still a pretty
• 56:54
  Speaker 3: fucking good win. I call that a win.
• 56:56
  Speaker 6: Somewhere in my books, I read that you were first somewhere.
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: And you know what it always says? Everyone thought it
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: was going to happen.
• 57:02
  Speaker 4: You know what it also says? Next year is going
• 57:04
  Speaker 4: to be really interesting. I don't even know if I
• 57:06
  Speaker 4: want to compete anymore.
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: It's going to be really interesting.
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: No, you got to.
• 57:10
  Speaker 3: You get a little taste of it.
• 57:11
  Speaker 7: Paul's camping out at the sandbar party at AAN.
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: You get a little taste of it.
• 57:14
  Speaker 7: I'll be here, guys.
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: For sure. For sure. It was an amazing time, though. Like,
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: literally driving home or driving to Austin. And I think
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: because I've been on the road for three weeks, too.
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: I miss my family. I had missed out on a
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: lot of work. A lot of. I was fucking crying
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: pretty much on and off for three hours. And I
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: think emotionally because of Owen too, just.
• 57:40
  Speaker 3: There's a lot, there's a lot to unpack there. Like
• 57:42
  Speaker 3: if you even just take away all your time.
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: And he knows this. He doesn't, he doesn't know his future. No.
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: You know, I don't know. And he, he would tell
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: you right now on the phone, but he, you know,
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: he's going to get a liver transplant hopefully. And that's
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: his future's hopefully fucking bright. And, uh, So it was,
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: like you said, I had all kinds of emotions just
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: going through me.
• 58:01
  Speaker 3: You've got to let them out.
• 58:03
  Speaker 7: That's awesome.
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: Open the door. Hold the thing. There you go. Here
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: it is.
• 58:08
  Speaker 6: Walking him through.
• 58:09
  Speaker 3: I didn't grab me one. Since she's up, I didn't
• 58:12
  Speaker 3: want you getting up for me.
• 58:13
  Speaker 7: He's struggling to open the mini fridge.
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: That's the Barracho story.
• 58:16
  Speaker 3: Love it.
• 58:17
  Speaker 7: Eight years in the making. That's so rewarding.
• 58:19
  Speaker 3: And at the same time, I know Smolko.
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: I'm glad Smolko won, and Mason is a good friend
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: of ours. He won. You know, it would be rather
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: than some dipshit I don't like that would have won.
• 58:30
  Speaker 3: True.
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: Grinning and saying, I beat y'all by a half inch.
• 58:34
  Speaker 3: Doug beat me in a tournament one time.
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: I know, by like a half inch too, right?
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: It was a quarter inch, actually.
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: Do you know this story?
• 58:39
  Speaker 7: He still remembers it.
• 58:40
  Speaker 3: Do you know this story?
• 58:41
  Speaker 7: No, I don't know this story.
• 58:42
  Speaker 3: It was the very first... The very first... What was
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: it called back then?
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: Taylor's Cup?
• 58:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Taylor's Cup.
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: That was a bad fish was running it back in
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: those days. I don't think they run it anymore. I
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: beat him by like a half an inch. Quarter. Quarter
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: of an inch.
• 58:55
  Speaker 7: You remember.
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: So you know about second place. I know about second place.
• 59:02
  Speaker 3: But you had that moment. I know about first place.
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: But again, there were like 40 boats fishing, so I
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: was like, no.
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 59:10
  Speaker 3: A second it's not bad out of 40 we both
• 59:12
  Speaker 3: won we both won big the fact that it was
• 59:14
  Speaker 3: me and him us two goofballs up there getting to
• 59:16
  Speaker 3: like hold up all the shit we took from everybody
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: i was like i can i can live in this
• 59:20
  Speaker 3: world sage you'd.
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: Be really impressed we used to be good fishermen Are
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: we starting.
• 59:26
  Speaker 6: The back in the day series right now?
• 59:29
  Speaker 3: I actually used to fish. Back in my day.
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: Back in my day.
• 59:33
  Speaker 7: We were first and second at every tournament.
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: We used to fish barefoot. Well, no, back in the
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: day you actually fished. Yeah, that's true.
• 59:40
  Speaker 3: I probably could still be good if I actually went fishing.
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sure.
• 59:44
  Speaker 3: There's a catch there.
• 59:45
  Speaker 4: Anyway, Paul, that is the most amazing thing.
• 59:49
  Speaker 7: That was awesome. I was wondering.
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: By the way, hi, guys. Oh, hey.
• 59:53
  Speaker 3: I melted in here. I was like, no, no. I mean,
• 59:55
  Speaker 3: I didn't need y'all to.
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: Thank God.
• 59:58
  Speaker 3: For the people listening, all of a sudden there's a voice.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: You appeared. Yeah. I appeared.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 3: I snuck in. Sorry, I had dad duties.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: That's all right.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 3: We did it without you. You could.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: You could definitely do it without me. Somehow we pulled
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: it off. When we go back and listen to this episode,
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: There's definitely a turn.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: I was trying to think back. I was trying to
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 3: think back if I'd ever missed an episode, if I'd
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 3: ever been off of one.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: I don't think so.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 3: I don't think I have.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: I've missed a bunch.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 3: I mean, I can't start now.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: Oh, you were here. You just missed him. Nobody misses me.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: They miss Mike. Speaking of that, I ran into Hardwick
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: the other day. We talked a little bit about the
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: time he was on this podcast. I love that guy.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: Remember the salmon story? Yeah.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 3: That got weird.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: I would say that's the best way to put it.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 3: I mean, it was weird in a good way, but, like, yeah.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: That guy loves Atlantic salmon more than anyone. So we
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: had a BTT event last week. They were trying to
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: get some people to raise some money and, like, the
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: right people, if you will. And Hardwick was back there,
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: and somehow he was able to bring up salmon at
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: a BTT event. It happened. Now, if you were to
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: put money on Kulshy, I don't know what the odds
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: would have been, but I would have bet on it.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 4: He loves it laying salmon more than anyone you'll ever meet.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 3: It's all in it, man.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: It's a religion. He caught a tarpon here in the
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: low country on a spay rod this year. I'm like,
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: why'd you use a spay rod? He goes, I just
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: wanted to try it. Because I wanted to see if
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: I could do it. Yeah.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's just a giant 12-weight. I mean, it's like, oh,
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 3: let me just use this two-hander. I mean, it's the
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 3: least efficient way to probably.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: Cast a tarpon. Yeah.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: So Sage brought that knife as a gift from her
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: friend to all of us. We're going to share it.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 7: There you go.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: It's from an everybody's drug smuggler. That is from a
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: genuine marijuana smuggler.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 7: First thing he does, he sits down, he pulls out
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 7: this 8-inch relay knife.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 3: You can tell because it's a kitchen knife.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: It's a good knife.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 3: It looks like it's been modified.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I like it.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 3: And the saran wrap is classic.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: I know, I can't get that off. No, we're just
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: going to keep it on there.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 3: He had that on there to keep his fingerprints off
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 3: of it.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: That's about right. Well, so, yeah, we've kind of updated us, Mike.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: You want to give us anything interesting?
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 7: Yeah, what's going on?
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 6: I haven't seen you since that one event where I
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 6: didn't recognize you.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the one event. I literally walked by her. I
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 3: was carrying my baby, and I see her coming down.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I gave a little, hey, girl, hey.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: Did you have sunglasses on?
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 3: No, I didn't have a hat. You didn't have a hat.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 3: I just had my hair out.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: All prettied up.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 7: He had like a kid on his chest.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I had my baby with me. I think
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 3: I had her strapped on or something, you know. But yeah,
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 3: I give it and she just kind of looked at
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 3: me and just kept walking like a blank, like weird
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 3: old guy, you know. And I was like, well, fuck me, man.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 3: That was pretty cold blooded.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: That just reminded me. Have you ever been to Baba's?
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: Like the new Baba's that backfilled Rodney Scott's?
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 7: I sure have.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: Okay, so I'm driving with Becca. We're driving down the road,
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: and I see her walking into Baba's house. I roll
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: to the window.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 7: I go, hey!
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: And I hit the horn. You didn't even look back.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: You see me? Yeah. You're talking about me? And Becca goes...
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: who the hell is that?
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 3: Wait, what? I would never.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 7: That is so funny.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 6: Wow, I'm just being spotted all over the place.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 3: So apparently people just randomly, you get yelled at a
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 3: lot by random old guys like us.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 7: And then I just smile and keep walking.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 3: That's probably the best move, by the way.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: I was at the food line in West Ashley and
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: you didn't even say hi to me in aisle eight.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 3: I know a lot of women complain about getting cat called,
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 3: but you know how good I would feel about.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: The rest of my day?
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 3: If somebody gave me just like, oh, hot whistle.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: Hey, Mike, how you doing?
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 3: Good looking, man. If some just random lady just like
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 3: gave me a little something, oh, boy, I'd be like
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 3: just skipping through the rest of my day, buddy. I mean,
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 3: it would be, I'd be all kind of. Then you
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 3: want to tell your wife, you're like, oh, I probably
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 3: shouldn't tell her. Yeah, no, you can't tell her. Then
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 3: she'll go extra hard to bring you back down. I'll
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 3: bring you back.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: But they'll tell you if some guy whistled at them.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's fine.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: It's about time someone tells me I look good today.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 3: The one thing I miss about being a nurse is
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 3: old ladies love Mike. Like, I'm hot stuff in the
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 3: 80-year-old market.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: Well, they're just really nice. Maybe even 70s, too.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 3: I had an old lady one time. I was moving
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 3: her over into the bed off the stretcher, and I
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 3: used to have my long beard back in the day,
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 3: you know? And she looks up at me, and she's like, hi.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, hey, how are you? You know, we
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 3: can get you over here. And she's like, I like
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 3: your beard. I was like, oh, well, thank you. I
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 3: like my beard, too. And she's like, I just want
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 3: to grab it and swing around on it.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: No! Old ladies are vicious, man.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 3: I told my wife I got home that night. We
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 3: were just dating, and I was like, listen, if I
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 3: was as popular with women my own age as I
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 3: am with old ladies, I was like, you'd be single.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 3: I'd be out there, boy. I'd be in it. I'd
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 3: be in the game.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: I never get anything like that.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 4: I have not.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: That's amazing.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 7: From old ladies. Oh, yeah.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 3: We've got to hang around more 80-year-old women, boy. They'll
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 3: treat you right. We've got nothing to lose.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: They just asked me to move. Get out of the way.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: This is the first time you've ever heard this, but
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: wait until you hear the story at the beginning of
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: the podcast that I have from lunch today. Oh, it's
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: something else. You're going to eat it up. You actually
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: have to listen to the podcast now.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 3: I'm going to have to listen to the podcast to
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 3: see what I missed. Relive it.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, man. Good for you. That's fun.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 3: But otherwise, yeah. No, I've just been working. I have
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 3: slipped out, done a little fishing on the tides here
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 3: and there.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: Oh, really? Occasionally.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 3: Caught some fish, but I haven't really put a lot on.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: I need to resend you my number because.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 3: More exciting.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: His phone.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 3: More exciting, though.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: Doug's phone was broken. I know. I tried.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 3: It just went straight to voicemail. I don't know what happened.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 3: Forgot to pay my bill. I do have a couple.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 3: Rod's just showed up finally.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: Nice.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 3: All right. You know who Gary Loomis is. I'm just
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 3: going to assume. So Gary Loomis, after he sold Shimano
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 3: for how many over millions of dollars he got out
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 3: of that deal, started a company called North Fork Composites
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 3: out of Oregon, and he's still making rods.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: I didn't know he owned Shimano. Yeah. What? He sold G.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: Loomis to Shimano.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 3: To Shimano. Well, whoever him is.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: I thought you meant like Gary hanging it out and
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: just owned Shimano. No, no. Well, no. So he was in.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 3: Lamb of Glass is where he started.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: Washington State. Yeah.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 3: And so he built Lamb of Glass kind of. Well,
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 3: Lamb of Glass was there. He worked for Lamb of Glass.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 3: He helped design all the machines that rolled the graphite
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 3: and kind of modernized how we make tapers on rods.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: And all that stuff. Weren't they right down the road
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: from Sage?
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think Lamb and Glam. All this stuff is
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 3: in Washington, Oregon, that area.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: Brisbane.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 3: And then he went off on his own.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: Bainbridge Isle.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: That's where Sage is.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 3: Brisbane might be in Australia.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 7: Wasn't it called Bar Bank?
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: No, Bainbridge Isle. Far Bank. Far Bank.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 3: Well, that's who owns Sage, Rio, and whoever.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 4: The private equity company.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: But G.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 3: Loomis got sold to Sermano. But anyway, so he has
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 3: his own small company, but all he makes is blanks.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 3: He doesn't make rods. So he makes blanks for rod builders. Um,
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 3: so I custom ordered two, um, one piece rods.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: Damn.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 3: They just got here. It took months.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: Because that shipping back order. It was like, well, yeah.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 3: So the blanks are like the blanks are normally like
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 3: 500 bucks or something like that.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: Right. The blank.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 3: That's no guides. It's no sure. That's no fucking nothing.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 3: That's the blank.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: The blank. Yeah.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 3: But they have a sale every once in a while.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 3: And if you're watching the site every once in a while,
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 3: they'll be like, Hey, we're clearing out this, whatever. So
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 3: I picked both of those up on the cheap, but
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 3: the shipping, in one case, the shipping cost more than
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 3: the rod. Like what I paid for the rod.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 3: Was like half of what I paid to ship it
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 3: across the country.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 6: That's why they say they don't make one pieces anymore
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 6: because shipping is too much.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 3: But I got two of them now and they're sitting
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 3: in my house. Well, they're sitting in my house and
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 3: one sitting at my buddy Luke who's going to build
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 3: them out for me. So I'm getting two custom built
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 3: one pieces made.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: Luke's building rods now?
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, his kids, he's like an empty nester now.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: I just saw him. Yeah, that's right.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 3: Well, his oldest daughter plays volleyball at University of Tennessee.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 3: She's a vol. Yeah. Plays D1 volleyball.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: Is she as tall as him? I don't know.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 3: College kids yeah his youngest daughter's getting she's a junior
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 3: but she'll be out of the house in the next
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 3: year or.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: So but she should have college she's also.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 3: D1 quality volleyball player so she'll go somewhere and play
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 3: ball that's for my so anyway he's just like i'm
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 3: kind of running out of shit anyway he's gotten really
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 3: big into rod building and so um he built me
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 3: one uh the one i broke last year but i
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 3: broke it at the farrell that ain't his fault that
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 3: was uh That's all Mike.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: Sure.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 3: Um, but I, uh, I fished that one. I liked
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 3: the rod, but he's, so he's gonna build me two more.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 3: And that means I got about two more reels.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: So now that's somebody we need to have on, on
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: the podcast. Yeah.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 3: We got to bring Luke in and talk about it.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 3: He's getting into it, man.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: Luke's awesome, man. Yeah.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 3: He's a detail oriented motherfucker. So everything's very clean.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: He's just a friend of ours. You would love him.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah. He's never been in the industry or anything like that, but, um,
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 3: he's been, he's a good fisherman. We've been traipsing around
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 3: fishing together for a while. Decade now, decades, plural. Jesus,
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 3: I'm old. But anyway, I'm excited about that, which Kristen
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 3: must add, if you're listening. I know you're listening. I'm
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 3: going to be giving you a call, buddy. I got
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 3: two reels I need to buy.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: Well, I don't think he owns it anymore.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 3: He sold all his parts?
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: Sold all his. Yeah. Really? I don't know who owns it.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: I didn't know that.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 3: Well, I know that What's-His-Face jumped in there, although fly
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 3: tire feller.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 7: He's still part of it.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Sage knows everything.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 3: You told me this last time.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: He's still part of it.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 3: I asked this last time because I was like, What's-His-Face.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: They didn't. Did he sell it?
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 3: What's the fly tie?
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: Enrico Pellegrini?
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 3: No, not Enrico. The younger guy.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: Enrico Pellegrini.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 3: Who am I thinking of, Sage?
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: Blaine. Huh? Blaine. Huh?
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 7: Drew.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Drew Chacon. That's right. I think it's like him
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 3: and a group of guys came in. It's him and
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 3: like a.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 7: investor guy.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 3: Well, I'll call Drew then. Drew, I'm calling you.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: Sage is on top of all this shit.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 3: The only thing I fish is Nautilus.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: She's our insider. I'm like afraid to say the wrong thing.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: The problem is it backs me into a hole.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 3: I can't buy anything else.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: Marketing insider. I can. I just can't.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 4: I mean, back when I was buying stuff, like Pearl
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 4: Jam was a big deal.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 7: Pearl Jam still is a big deal.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: I was about to say, they still kind of be.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 3: What do you mean? By the way, do you want
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 3: to talk about my cassette tapes?
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: You meant Nirvana.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 7: Little Eddie Vedder?
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: Do you realize that My point is Pearl Jam is
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: still relevant, but Nirvana is not. Well, that's because.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: Speaking of, y'all need to watch this documentary. It's so
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: wheels off. Oh, boy. The dude at the art store,
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: his kids go to Cooper School, too. But he was like,
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: you're from Dallas. You need to watch the documentary about
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: the butthole surfers.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 4: No, it's awesome. By the way, wheels off.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 3: What is butthole surfers?
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: Is that what the kids are saying? Wheels off.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 4: Wheels are off the tracks. Like no cap.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 7: I barely caught that one, too.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: This documentary is fucking wheels off. What is it called?
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 3: What is it called?
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: It's called Nothing But The Whole Truth. But the but
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: is two T's and the whole is H-O-L-E. But Whole Truth. Yeah.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: It's unbelievable.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 3: Is this about like a GI surgeon or what is it?
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: They're a punk band. They're a punk, like. They're a
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: good band. I mean. Great, great band.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 3: I don't mind the sun sometimes.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: That was like their big hit, but otherwise they were
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: a real underground kind of art nouveau, like performance art band.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: That was a pretty good. Crazy.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 3: I know that song.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 7: Paul can pull out his impersonations like nothing.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: That's right. Singing things, man. I'm singing things.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know shit about butthole surfers.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: Well, you should. I probably should. You should. So, anyway,
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: check out the doc if you like music docs like
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: this guy does. I do. I do like it.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I watched the one on the drummer, what's his face,
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 3: from Blink-182. I didn't realize.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: Oh, that? Yeah.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 3: Well, I knew he was in a plane crash. I
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 3: didn't realize it happened in Columbia.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was in Augusta at the Bern.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, they sent him to Bern, so he was
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 3: there for a long time. Yeah, he was getting all
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 3: sewed back up and shit. Yeah, he's a weird dude.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: Is he alive now, though? Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 3: He lived through it.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 3: The plane crashed, like, right at takeoff. Like, most of
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 3: the people on the plane died, but him and, like,
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 3: one other guy managed to get out, but he was
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 3: all burned up. So that was that.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: So this segment's been going on for almost 40 minutes.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: Let's take a little break. Yeah, let's take a break.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: All right. Thank you. We'll kind of re... Reconvene.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 3: Bring me up to speed. Bring me up to speed.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: We're going to get Mike some more salsa and chips.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: I'm just going to.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 3: I like the thin chips. I'm a big fan of
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 3: the thin.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 5: I love it.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: Let's play one of these.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 3: Probably wouldn't do so good with like a heavy guac.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 4: We should talk about Paul's salsa. Have you ever had
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 4: his salsa when he roasts? He smokes all the vegetables.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 4: That is so good. I got to do that again.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: I'll do it next time we do this. Okay, I'm
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: going to end this segment with one of Will's little
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: things here.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 3: I'll make a mean salsa.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: You ready?
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 3: Here we go.
• 1:12:38
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• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: These are some oldies. Yeah, dude, that's a classic. I
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: found the Trove. Those are a lot of good. All right,
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: let's go to the break. Bye, y'all. Nice.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 3: I got to take shit, man. And John's like, well.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: He's like, I want to name this one.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah. He's like, I got to go. And Erwin's like,
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 3: you know, Erwin. He's like, oh, man, we're right up here.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 3: We're going to roll back up to the ramp.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: Can you get you? And he's like, all right.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 3: So they get up on step and they start rolling.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 3: And Erwin says, the guy's just like doing the dance.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 3: You know, he's sitting beside him.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: He's wiggling. He's wiggling.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 3: He said at some point, he just looked down and goes,
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 3: I ain't going to make it. And ditches out of
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 3: the side of the boat.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: At speed.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 3: Just straight up just yeets out of the skiff.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: No. And the ramp was in sight. Oh, yeah.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 3: The ramp is like right there. And he pulls his
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 3: pants off and like throws them in the boat and
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 3: just releases this giant poop. And it goes floating down
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 3: the river or whatever. And then the guy's like 300 pounds.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 3: He can't get back in the boat.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 3: Like, you can't climb over it. So, Erwin was like,
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 3: just hang on to the side, man. And so, Erwin, like,
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 3: you know, old man in the seas, this guy, back
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 3: to the ramp. And the guy has to walk up
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 3: the ramp to get back in. But, yeah, John's like,
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 3: just looked at him like crazy eyes. He's like, he
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 3: just looked at me and went, not going to make it.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: It's the hardest I've ever laughed at one of these stories.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 3: You hear Irwin tell it, it's better. He's so animated.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 3: But yeah, I've never seen nothing like that. My mom,
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 3: my auntie, got his yum down the boat.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: That's amazing.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 3: I ain't going to make it.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 7: That is crazy.
• 1:14:55
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  Speaker 3: I forgot about all those, man.
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• 1:17:10
  Speaker 7: I was wondering, where did that come from?
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 4: How much garlic is in that sauce?
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 3: We used to sit around and we would do hours
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 3: of just recording.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: This is a birthday party, right?
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  Speaker 7: It just comes naturally.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: It's all in the vault.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 3: Sometimes we do it on the fly. We're talented.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: It's been like five years since I've gotten new drops, though.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: I need to get new drops. They're all dug.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 3: All of our buttons are Doug saying stupid shit.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: That's a sea of people back there. And my mom,
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: of course. Hello.
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  Speaker 7: That's your mom.
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  Speaker 1: Rest in peace. This is my favorite one.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, you can use some of our American Express miles.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 2: To get your tickets.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: So, whenever I could tell, like, I would record the
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: phone call, or they were all a lot of voicemails, too.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: She'd just call me back, like... Use our American Express
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: miles to get your airplane ticket. So they're mainly voicemails.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: And my dad, let's see. The best. This is one
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: of my dad's favorites.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 7: We need to add an Owen.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 3: Y'all ever have that?
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: Oh, for sure. Shop top. Yeah, that's the one I'm
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: looking for. Oh, just sitting there watching Fox News. Your
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: mother's just, I don't know what she's doing right now.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we'd call his parents on there.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's nothing like Munich. We'd prank call him. Yeah.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 3: We'd prank call his dad. And he'd be like, what,
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 3: y'all boys are sitting around drinking?
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: Yep, yep. Y'all smoking that funny stuff. And then we
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: tried to call your dad, too, right?
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: I think we all tried to call all our dads.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: Just messing with my dad.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 3: My dad don't answer for nothing.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: And that's what I love about when you see Nicky
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: and Andy hanging out. Nicky's always fucking with Andy. I say, Nicky,
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: this just reminds me of being with Mike. I love it.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: It's awesome. Like, y'all fuck with each other. I love that.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: Love that stuff. Did y'all see his bighorn cheat? Oh, yeah.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 3: Damn. That's cool.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: So he pulled that card. It was only like one
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: of ten people.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 3: Dude, it's so hard to pull that.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah. He's been on the list for like 15 years. Yeah,
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: and he actually got it done. So that's the one thing.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: Most people who actually get lucky enough to pull that
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: tag can't get it done because it's really brutal. I mean,
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: the hiking is brutal. You're walking on shale.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 7: Yeah, where was that at?
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: Probably Colorado. It was the border of Colorado and Wyoming,
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: somewhere up in there. I mean, it was a hell
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: of a harvest. What kind of sheep was that? I
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: think it was bighorn. Okay. Wasn't it? I don't know.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: Rocky Mountain Dickhorn. There's all these small little, like, weird
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: little versions. Yeah, there's all different kinds. There's doll sheep.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: He would know better, obviously. Well, we should have him
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: on sometime. I know we've had him on, like, probably five,
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: six years ago.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I was right when they were kind of getting
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 3: started with all that.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 3: We're like, the woods is kind of getting going.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah. He's probably too famous for us now. I think
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 3: he's past us.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: He's way too nice for that. He's way too nice
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: for that.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 3: Well, I was supposed to. I'd been talking to him
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 3: when we were down in the Keys this last year.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 3: And we were supposed to meet up and have a beer.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: I remember that was the day, I think. two days
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: before when I was with him, we were talking about you.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: He was going to try to make it happen.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and we talked a bunch while I was down there,
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 3: but his dad, you know, his dad's, they was, like,
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 3: the last week there, and they had, like, interviews and
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 3: some video thing they were shooting. And every night was something.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 3: He's like, oh, man. He sent me a text. And
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 3: the text was just a picture of Andy, like, sitting
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 3: in front of, like, a bunch of cameras. He's like,
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 3: he goes, got hung up. And I'm like, all right, whatever.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: You know, he also said, you know, They do their
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: thing where they go to Square Grouper every night at, like, 7.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: They leave at 8.30, and then he goes back and edits. Like, he's, like, literally, like,
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: I work at night. Yeah. Fish during the day and
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: then we would do whatever. But, you know, every night
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: he's editing whatever. So he made it seem like it's
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: kind of difficult for him to get out and honestly
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: actually socialize. He tagged out.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 3: The nice thing was our house was like one aisle down.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 3: We were right there.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 3: We were on Little Torch. And what's that Maria's or
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 3: whatever that bar that's right on the.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: Oh, the one in the old hotel.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, it's like a two story building and it's
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 3: got a dock. It's right there on Little Torch. You
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 3: can see it from A1.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: I do like how they've been dabbling with the Western
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: stuff now. It was just a matter of time before
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: that had to happen.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 3: Well, you're going to run out of guys. There's only
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 3: so many dudes down there before you start interviewing people
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 3: nobody knows or nobody really wants to listen to. It's
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 3: better to shift gears. Nicky had a hell of a year, though.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: He tagged out an elk and he went.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 3: He got a muley. He got an elk.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he got it all. Nicky. Sage, you ever spend
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: much time out west? You ever done the whole western
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: trout fishing thing?
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 7: My uncle owns a fly shop, Outfitters, in Colorado.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 3: Of course he does.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 6: But I haven't extensively done much fishing there at all.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 6: Just on the Arkansas in Colorado.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: On the white? Oh, no, the Arkansas River. The Arkansas
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: River in Colorado. Sorry.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 6: That's really the only place I've ever freshwater fly fish.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 7: I'd like to go to Montana or anything.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: I remember you were pining to go to Montana this
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: summer when everyone seemed like they were.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 7: Everyone was in Montana but me.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 3: It's okay.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 7: I'll get her next summer.
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: You'll get her next time.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 6: I don't have any desire to go right now. Or
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 6: I guess now that it's becoming winter.
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't want to be out there right now.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: Put a bowl of salsa and then put a chip
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: in that thing. I want to take a pic. No,
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: let's put it over there.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 7: Paul's setting up the scene for a photo op here.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: I got to have cover shots.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 6: Ultra thin and crispy Tostitos. We got, setting the scene,
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 6: it's salsa in a paper bowl.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: It's not a fake picture because he actually ate it.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: So we weren't just, yeah.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 7: This is a 100% real scene.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: It's real stuff. Can you imagine being here and seeing
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: all this real stuff? Yeah.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 3: All right, Paul.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: So, Yeah, I got a little subject I can bring
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: up we could talk about.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, let's steer this ship, baby. You're captain. You're captain.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: So it's brand talk. Brand talk. We're all involved with
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: a little brand talk. I promise I didn't specifically come
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: up with this because you're here. It's honestly something that
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: I think came to me. recently because, you know, I'm
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: not affiliated with anyone.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 7: I think we talked about it.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: Maybe that's what spawned it.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 7: You and I talked about it.
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 3: Well, the nice thing about brands when you're not affiliated
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 3: with brands is you can talk shit.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 4: Well, I'm looking across and you're wearing like three brands
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 4: right now.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 3: No, what do you have on? But you know what's funny?
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 3: I'm wearing three brands that aren't really brands. So I
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 3: got my Zeeland hat, which is a hat company my
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 3: buddy owns.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: Germs, yeah. That is nothing.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 3: It's just his son's name, and he makes random hats.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 3: So that's that. I'm wearing Low Country Drifter.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: Awesome shirt.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 3: Another friend of mine, and he only makes them for us.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 3: So you can't even buy this shirt.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: It just exists.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 7: So you're not influencing.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 3: You're just repping.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 7: Who you're at.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 3: I'm just repping. I will wear anything somebody sends me
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 3: for free. I'm a whore. It's not hard. I stepped
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 3: on Paul. My wife's always like, why don't you wear
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 3: some other fishy shirts? I'm like, when other companies send
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 3: me free shit, I will wear their stuff too. I'm
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 3: not hard.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: Well, that's kind of where I'm coming from on this
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 1: whole thing. I have free fly underwear on.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 3: I'm an ex-officio, man.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 1: Unless you told us.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 3: I've been an ex-officio forever.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 1: Go ahead. Sorry. We're not helping. You guys are fucking
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: just taking it. I mean, you guys are covering everything
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 1: I want to talk about. There's probably no point in
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 1: me even talking anymore. My thing is... I have always
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 1: been a friend of all these different brands. We used
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 1: to have our own brand. So it would have, back
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: in the Flood Tie days, it would have been, you know,
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: it's just interesting to me when you see someone that's like, oh, no,
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: Free Fly only. Or, no, only Marshmallow. I can't imagine being...
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: trapped into that because I know they get paid probably
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: a little bit of something to be an ambassador or
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: even an influencer or whatever. But it's funny to me
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 1: when you run into people that aren't necessarily ambassadors, they're
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: just influencers. Maybe, maybe, I mean, that's become kind of
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 1: a bad word these days. I don't really mean that necessarily,
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 1: but like, it's weird to me to think that someone
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 1: thinks that the brand really cares so much about them
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: that they're like, no, I only use Marshmallow. I only
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 1: use Sims. You're like, It's real, yeah. It's crazy to
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: me because I love Sims. I love Free Fly. I like.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 3: Definitely.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 1: I'd rather be friends with all the different brands and...
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 1: Than isolate. Like, right now, my biggest, like, kind of
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 1: weird thing is poncho and howler. Like, I've got friends
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 1: that howler, and I've kind of become friends with some
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 1: of the poncho guys. I love those shirts. And when
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 1: I wear a poncho shirt, I see my howler buddies, like... Like,
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: I got literally, like, an emoji broken heart one day
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 1: when I was on some thing wearing a poncho thing. Yeah. And, like, it.
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 7: Well, I will say, when you're in the industry, it's
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 7: your whole world.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 1: For sure.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 7: That's your day-to-day. But when you're outside of it, it's
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 7: so nice.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 3: Well, Paula, just to be real, out of everybody at
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 3: this table, you have recognition now. I know you're a
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 3: humble guy.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 1: I'm not coming from my person. I'm more thinking about, like,
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 1: it's interesting to me. I know.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 3: I understand that. But you got to understand, like, all right,
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 3: if I wear something, nobody gives a fuck.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 1: It's mine.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 3: He can wear whatever he wants. There are people who
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 3: are going to look at Paul Puckett and be like, oh,
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 3: Paul Puckett's got one poncho shirt on. I might go
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 3: buy me one.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 3: There's still people who talk about Mad Mike Benson. That's
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 3: the whole reason for people getting sponsored deals. Back in
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 3: the day when you were a real pro deal or whatever,
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 3: you were really on a pro deal. Today it's so
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 3: watered down. It's definitely watered down. But like I said,
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 3: and because it's watered down, I think it means less
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 3: when influencers do it. But there are certain people where
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 3: people look like, oh, I like that shirt Paul's wearing.
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 3: And Paul's cool.
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 1: I like Paul.
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 3: I'm going to wear that.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 7: I think it's hard.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 6: For you, Paul, in this situation, because you're in the industry,
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 6: but you're also, quote unquote, an influential player.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 1: Accidentally, I guess.
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 3: Is he really?
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 7: A lot of people are influential players and not in
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 7: the industry. You know what I mean?
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 1: Right. Yeah.
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 7: You have this caveat, this overlap.
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 1: A little foot in both sides. And that's a little tricky.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 7: I can relate to that, too, working in the industry.
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because you're in marketing. You're in the industry. You've
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 1: got all kinds of stuff going on. Yeah. You're juggling
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 1: a few things.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 7: But I'm not pinned down by any one brand, so
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 7: I don't.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 1: Think I ever would be with what I do. Are
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 1: you allowed to say what brands you work with on this?
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 1: Or the umbrella company that kind of works with a
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 1: few different brands or not?
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 6: Well, I run Lady Fly Club, and Lady Fly Club
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 6: works with all brands. There's no one club, or there's
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 6: no one brand. And then I work for a community
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 6: marketing firm that works with outdoor brands of all different
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 6: kinds always.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 7: So that's why I'm at everything.
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 1: What was y'all's take on, or maybe you didn't have
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 1: a take on it, when the whole Winston OnlyFans thing happened?
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 1: Because I've got a lot to say about that. Before
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 1: we get there, I just want.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 3: To point out that we, as usual, are ahead of
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 3: the game. And our forefront runners here. We had a
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 3: whole podcast discussing women's role. Talking about scantily clad women
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 3: and how they're... We nailed that before it even happened.
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 1: We were out front.
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 7: We saw the curve coming.
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 3: I think in politics, they said, being in front of
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 3: the curve. Like, we were already out ahead of it, baby. Like,
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 3: just pacing. And then, like, OnlyFans came on. I'm like, oh,
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 3: they must have heard our podcast. Look, now we got
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 3: a drama.
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 6: Let's have Paul explain what happened really shortly.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and Doug, like the ad said earlier, the Doug. 0.
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 1: I know you know what's going on here. No, I don't.
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 7: No, I was just going to say.
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 3: I really don't.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 1: And I want to hear it.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 6: But I will also say, I've heard it from a
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 6: bunch of different perspectives, so I'm like, I need to
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 6: hear it.
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 3: My own perspective has changed like six times.
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 3: Not really, but like, you hear so many different angles,
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 3: and you're like, well, I don't hate that angle.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 1: Somebody give me the Wikipedia. Okay, so my first.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 1: I think, no, my first intro to it was Copper
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 1: Plated Sixes, who we know who runs that.
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's right up his alley.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 1: He sent that to me three days. He'll post stuff
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 1: that's kind of controversial. He'll post it. It's the first
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 1: place I saw it that this girl. Is that who
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 1: I think it is? JB, we'll call him. Okay, got it.
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 1: Got it. That's all I needed to hear you say. Yeah.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 1: So this first time I saw it, there was a
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 1: girl on OnlyFans that got into fly fishing. Okay. Okay,
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 1: at this point, she's on OnlyFans, but that's whatever. Who cares? Whatever.
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 1: She's gotten into fly fishing, and she bought... At this point,
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 1: you don't know this fact, that she bought a Winston
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 1: rod with her own money.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 3: Of course, you got OnlyFan money.
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'd say she better have some money to
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 1: buy that rod. She decided that she wanted to take
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 1: up fly fishing. Okay, so then she got on her
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 1: platform on Instagram... that has 500,000 plus followers.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 3: 750, I think.
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 1: Well, now, probably.
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 3: I've seen a lot of videos about this.
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 1: Well, I talked to the Winston guy at the time.
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 1: At the time, she had 500,000. At the time, it's
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 1: all started. And she bought a rod with her own
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 1: money and posted that she's gotten into fly fishing and
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 1: she bought a Winston rod. Was it a big rod? Okay.
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 1: We just took three steps back. One giant leap for mankind,
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 1: three steps back for Doug's. All right, all right. I'm
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 1: with you. It was a big cork handle too, Doug.
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 1: It had a lot of girth. Okay, so Winston saw
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 1: it and thought, some dude at a marketing, it wasn't
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 1: even a person, technically Winston, it was a marketing thing.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 1: Third party. Yes.
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 7: Third party marketing.
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 1: Okay. Okay. Yeah. Okay. You know more than I know.
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 1: They have 500,000 followers. They didn't look into why or how.
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 1: And they sent her a box with two hats, a shirt,
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 1: and some 7-Eleven fucking glasses that said Winston on them. Oh, God.
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 1: Copper Plated Six has posted something about, oh, now she's
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 1: a Winston, not ambassador. He didn't use that language. He uses,
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 1: he just, whatever. He's talking shit about the thing. I
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 1: got you. She got some free stuff. Well, then it
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 1: just bloomed. Like, oh, she's getting free stuff because she's
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 1: an OnlyFans person. She got a free rod. She got everything.
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 7: Did this transpire because of? copper copper i.
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 3: Don't think no no it.
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 9: Was just another one of them probably saw it on
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 9: james's yeah he probably did but old jb sorry ben
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 9: saw our buddy huge fly fisherman uh ben said he's
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 9: a good friend of ours um he he did a
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 9: whole two.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 1: Days later on it like two days later yeah oh man.
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 3: We um he had a pretty hot take on it
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 3: um Yeah, and that probably gave it more heat than copper.
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 3: Copper doesn't have the following that Ben does.
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 1: I'm still lost on where the controversy here is.
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 3: The controversy was like... I love that, Doug.
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 7: And you know what? Say that again.
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 1: All the... I'm still lost here on what the controversy... All.
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 3: The people that were mad about it were looking at
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 3: it as though she was being sponsored by Winston or
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 3: she was a Winston ambassador. That was the way they
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 3: were framing it.
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 3: And then also, which wasn't true, which Winston.
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 1: So Twin Bridges was on fire. Yes. Yeah.
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 3: And so then they were mad about that and they
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 3: were saying, well, what about all of the other women
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 3: in fly fishing who are actual fly fishing women.
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 1: That don't get free stuff. That don't get free stuff.
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 1: And then.
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 3: They were mad because this lady who used to be
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 3: an adult film star, let's just say, is getting free
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 3: stuff from Winston. Anyway, it got blown way out of
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 3: proportion in that aspect. And honestly, I didn't know any
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 3: better either. I'm like, wow, that's kind of weird that
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 3: Winston would sponsor an OnlyFans chick.
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 1: So that was the word.
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 3: But then I found out later we talked and you
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 3: had talked to Winston guys.
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 1: But you probably thought there's a story behind it.
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 3: I was smart enough to keep my mouth shut.
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, I wasn't on day one when I saw Ben.
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 1: So you got involved.
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 7: What did you post, Paul?
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 1: On day one when I saw Ben post it, and Ben,
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 1: we're friends.
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, we're still friends.
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 1: But I don't love that he advertises and promotes negativity.
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 1: That's his job. Now, he does it in the way
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 1: that I take the bait every time. It's his comedy
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 1: kind of whatever, however you want to say it. Sometimes
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 1: it rubs me the wrong way. In this particular situation,
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 1: it kind of rubbed me the wrong way, because to me,
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 1: it doesn't matter what she does. Because she's a beginner.
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 1: So it doesn't matter to me that Winston sent her
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 1: a rod to get her in love with fly fishing
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 1: and using Winston products. Which I didn't. They didn't send
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 1: her a rod. She bought her own rod. And I
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 1: also come from the industry side where I can walk
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 1: around a fly fishing show and there's fucking free hats
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 1: everywhere laying on the floor, on post, and We just
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 1: talked about it. It's a free fuck. It's a hat.
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 3: I haven't bought a wardrobe in like 20 years. T-shirts
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 3: and a hat.
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 7: Come on.
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 6: If people are salty about that, you could get a
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 6: free T-shirt and a hat from Winston any day.
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 1: Exactly. And then the language started that they sent her
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 1: a ride. And then you didn't know what to believe.
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 1: So if you just caught this on day three, you're
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 1: reading all the stuff. And then to me, Winston's a
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 1: legacy brand. Yeah. that's been around a long time, is
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 1: a very important figure in this industry. It's a great company.
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 1: And who knows who the fuck sent her this box,
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 1: and why does it even matter? It's a box.
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 3: But here's also the thing.
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 1: It doesn't matter.
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 3: So we're going to leave Ben out of this because
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 3: I don't classify him as one of these guys.
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 1: No, he's a journalist in this case. He brought the
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 1: story forward.
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 3: He brought the case forward. He had his own opinions
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 3: about it, and his whole job is to stir the
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 3: pot a little bit. That's his brand.
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 1: Exactly.
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 3: But, like, outside of that, like, all the other douchebags
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 3: online that were, like, really just going after this girl
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 3: and going after Winston, there were people trying to boycott Winston. Like,
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 3: it got that weird.
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 1: I heard that. Okay, okay.
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 3: And so, like, my thing is, like, these are the
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 3: same dudes who think that, like, being on a pro
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 3: staff forum is cool. We always talked about it back
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 3: in the day, like, that being in the industry, there
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 3: was a secret handshake, you know, and so, like. You know, like,
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 3: we used to joke all the time, like, oh, he
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 3: don't know the handshake yet. You know, it's just like,
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 3: it's just weird. Like, they thought there was, like, some club, like,
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 3: it was cool.
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, bro. To get free stuff.
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 3: I was like, my truck got repoed last month. I
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 3: don't make any money. Like, this is not cool. Like,
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 3: this is not, like, I never understood this desire to
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 3: be on the inside.
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay.
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 3: And it's just certain people. It's not, it's like a
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 3: whole group of dudes, mostly dudes, who just have this
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 3: desire to be cool, this desire to be in. And
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 3: they see this girl getting stuff, and they're not getting anything.
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 3: Winston never sent me a hat, never sent me a shirt.
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 1: Time out, time out. Not to be a retard. Why
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 1: is this a controversy again?
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 3: Because she's a beginner. Wait, are you saying she's like
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 3: a porno person? Yeah. You know what OnlyFans is?
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 1: OnlyFans.
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 3: She sells pictures of her booty hole.
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 1: Also people like cooking and chefs and stuff.
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but they're the people that make a lot of money.
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 1: They might be naked. Okay, so that's what I'm asking.
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 1: Is she posing naked with Winston?
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 3: She's an adult. She's an adult. No.
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 1: So she's posing with her butt out and a Winston
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 1: hat on.
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 3: Two different worlds. Two different worlds.
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 1: On Instagram, not on OnlyFans.
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 3: So she doesn't do porn on Instagram. She does porn
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 3: on OnlyFans.
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 1: Can someone show me this? Okay, Doug. Can I see
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 1: a picture of you?
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, give me one. Why is this controversial? You're getting
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 3: lost in the details.
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 1: She's on a website that shows herself naked and whatever
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 1: she does naked. That's what I was asking. OnlyFans. But
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 1: on Instagram, she promotes her OnlyFans on Instagram.
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 3: Her Instagram thing's only her personal stuff, and it's not
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 3: the porn side of things. Because she promotes her porn
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 3: stuff on Instagram.
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 1: Before we leave, can someone write down the address where
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 1: I can find this? She's a business lady. I do
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 1: want to say, since I was heavily involved in this
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 1: whole thing, when I posted on this thing, three hours later,
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 1: I started getting this. Paul, you have daughters. We're trying
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 1: to protect our daughters from this. I'm just like, this
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 1: has nothing to do with my daughter.
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 7: Women in the industry, yeah.
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 1: Well, Sage, I'll say the only people that had a
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 1: normal brain about this on the replies I saw were females. Like,
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 1: they either didn't care or they're like, more power to her. Like,
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 1: why do you care if she does this? She likes
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 1: fly fishing. Like, the only people that had a normal
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 1: brain on this were actually females.
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 7: And you know what's crazy?
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 6: I only heard about this from guys in the industry.
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 6: This showed up nowhere on my social media.
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 3: Don't you have to be a member of OnlyFans?
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 1: Don't you be a member of it to see it? Yes.
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I think you have to pay.
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 1: Okay, sorry, sorry. I'm talking too much.
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 7: But I had no idea. This didn't come across my
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 7: social media at all.
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 1: Until guys told me.
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 7: No girls, I've never heard, to this day, no girl
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 7: has brought this up to me. Like, this is not
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 7: a conversation that girls.
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 3: Care about or think about. Well, because it's inconsequential, really.
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 7: It's just a girl that.
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 6: Got into fly fishing and got a t-shirt and a hat.
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 7: It's not that big of a deal.
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 1: And I honestly feel bad for Winston.
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 3: And then she broke her Winston rod and she bought
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 3: an Orvis rod, but nobody's gotten mad about the Orvis rod.
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 1: Oh, really?
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 7: I did see she broke the Winston.
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 1: Well, now she's going to have two rods, though.
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because she's got a warranty on that Winston, baby, yeah.
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 7: And honestly... It doesn't matter where you're coming from.
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 6: It doesn't matter who you are, what you do. If
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 6: you have a following and you're buying a product from
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 6: a brand, that is good press and good PR for
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 6: that brand.
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 7: It does not matter.
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 6: Because a ton of more people know about Winston.
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 3: And honestly, all those dudes up there at Grandstand and
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 3: all probably done signed up for her OnlyFans, too. What's Grandstand?
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 7: So I had to search.
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Really? I put too much rum. Why
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 1: do you buy frequent? When we had Flood Tide. And
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 1: this would have happened.
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 7: Uh-huh.
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 1: Will and I would have sent 20 OnlyFans models fucking
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 1: flood tide hats.
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely.
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 7: That would have been the right marketing tactic to do.
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 3: PR.
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, one person on that thing, after like 10 people
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 1: were aiming at me, I had probably 20 people at
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 1: Paul Bucket.
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 7: I didn't know you posted anything, Paul.
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 1: You actually
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 1: have time to delete your comment, Paul. So two days later,
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 1: I got on there. Is that a threat? Two days later,
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 1: I got on there. Hey, man, do I still have
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 1: time to delete my comment?
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 3: It looks like I left it up.
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 1: He never replied to me. I'm just like, what is it?
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 3: Dude, I mean, now that the company is defunct, I
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 3: get to say this.
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 7: People get so offended.
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 3: We did like a whole photo. I don't know if
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 3: you remember this because we were quite drunk. But we
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 3: did an entire photo shoot with Flood Tide Gear at
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 3: a strip club in Orlando one time.
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 1: I was not there. I was in Alaska. That's right.
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 1: It was me and Will and Owen. I was about
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 1: to say.
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 3: Owen Player.
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 1: I wasn't there, was I? No, I don't think. You
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 1: might have been there. I hope I wasn't there.
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 1: Trey Brown.
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 4: I don't like strip clubs.
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 3: Trey Brown was there.
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 1: And Stosh. Stosh.
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 3: And what's the South African dude who lives in Texas now?
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 1: Jocko.
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 3: Jocko was there.
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 1: No, maybe he wasn't.
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 3: He was there.
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 1: Maybe he wasn't. Sorry, Jughead.
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 7: Why are we name dropping everyone at the strip club
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 7: 10 years ago?
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 3: It's 10 years ago. They can all get over it.
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 1: And he was a South African.
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 4: Okay, so just to put a cap on this.
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 3: Oh, there was a cap on a lot of things.
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 1: So make sure I understand it.
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 4: This girl is an OnlyFans nude model.
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God, yes.
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 3: Are we still on this level of this?
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 1: No, I just want to make sure I understand.
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 7: No, Doug, honestly, I don't even know.
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 1: So the reason everyone got upset is she was wearing
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 1: Winston gear.
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 4: And people who saw it.
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 1: Moral high-grounded everyone is what they did. Okay. They moral
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 1: high-grounded everyone. I understand. I don't know.
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 3: I've never seen the girl naked. I've never seen her
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 3: Instagram or OnlyFans page. I only know about her because
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 3: of the drama. Apparently, these guys knew that she was...
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 3: I mean, I guess if you look at her page,
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 3: it's pretty clear she talks about her OnlyFans all the time,
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 3: but like... They saw that and were like, uh-uh. Don't
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 3: you have to be a member, though?
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 1: Don't you have to, like... Yes, you have to.
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 3: You have to pay money.
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 7: I have to search and search and search to see.
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 6: She doesn't really post a bunch of OnlyFans stuff on Instagram.
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 4: So for people to come out and say that they
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 4: saw this and they had a problem with it, doesn't
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 4: that self-incriminate them?
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 3: There's a whole movement.
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 1: It's moral high ground people that think that they'd rather...
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 1: So even someone said on a thing. Where I'm going
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 1: with this is can I see a picture? Listen, so
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 1: someone said on the thing that I posted, replied with,
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 1: don't you think they should be giving free stuff to
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 1: people like Hillary Hutchison and blah, blah, blah. I said, dude,
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 1: I can speak for Hillary. She does not need another hat. No,
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 1: she doesn't. We were talking about a hat here.
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 4: Other girls in the.
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 7: Industry get stuff. You just don't get mad at them.
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 7: You just don't get mad at them.
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, who cares? It's a hat.
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 4: Maybe what they should have said is, doesn't the support
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 4: need to go to this person?
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 1: Not the hat.
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 7: I think the support probably does. It's just not blown
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 7: up the same way because they don't have the same following.
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 1: Exactly.
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 4: It sounds like something that should not.
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 1: Be a story. It really shouldn't have been. It's crazy.
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 1: And you know what?
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 7: I'm telling you, it wasn't a story. On my side
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 7: of the internet, it was not a story. I only
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 7: knew about it through work.
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 3: The algorithms are wild, baby. A lot of angry old
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 3: dudes on my side.
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 1: Well, maybe that's why the women that I saw posting
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 1: about it were so like, I don't want to say
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 1: on my side. I agreed with them. Like, they were all, like,
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 1: pretty level-headed about this. And one, she's called, like, the
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 1: trout fishing psychologist. She lives in Denver, or it's Colorado.
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 1: And three days later, they happened. She took this girl fishing. Oh, really?
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 1: And she filmed it. Yeah.
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 3: My thing is, like, I don't know. My first only
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 3: thought about it at all, I had none relating to
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 3: shit about the OnlyFans part. My only thought was, like,
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 3: this is dumb. It's more... It's more influencer bullshit, which
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 3: I get tired of.
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 7: My algorithm is full of little shitty.
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 3: People that are not important trying to be in.
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 1: I get it, man.
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 4: I mean, I would be so mad if Winston sent
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 4: me a box for nothing, like 16 Maverick Street, Charleston,
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 4: South Carolina, 29403.
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 3: I mean, I'd hate to stand in front of my
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 3: camera and take pictures in my underwear wearing Winston... Well,
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 3: they're going.
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 1: To be mad because you just said the R word,
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 1: and you get free Winston hats. Because I would take
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 1: my clothes off. That is funny.
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 7: You know where to send it.
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go. Just send it to the refinery.
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 1: It'll find its way to Doug.
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 7: Send it to the refinery.
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 1: We definitely all need another hat, don't we?
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God. You know how many hats I've got
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 3: stacked around my house? I'll never wear half of them.
• 1:43:01
  Speaker 1: I'm at the point now where people will all say,
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 1: don't waste it on me.
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 4: I still have hats that have the little cardboard thing
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 4: inside of them.
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 3: Some of them I've saved for nostalgia's sake, and I
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 3: won't probably wear them much just because I don't want
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 3: to fuck them up. But then there's a lot that
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 3: I was like, I might wear it. I'm pretty good
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 3: when I throw it in this corner, and I just
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 3: have this mountain of hats.
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 7: I started buying the hangers.
• 1:43:21
  Speaker 3: I've got one of those, too, hanging on the back
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 3: of my door.
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I started buying them.
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 1: My hanger is one of those crates you get at Lowe's. Wait,
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 1: have y'all ever done a hat purge? We throw them away.
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 6: Maybe we should all bring in our hats next time.
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 1: Top five old hats next bird. Top five hats that
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 1: we don't want. Oh, yes.
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Top five, like
• 1:43:42
  Speaker 3: your favorite five old hats.
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 1: That you don't wear anymore.
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 3: That you don't wear anymore.
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 1: Like your classics.
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 3: I used to have a wall of fame of my
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 3: old fishing hats.
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 1: You don't have any now.
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 3: That were like ratting.
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 1: No, I don't have any.
• 1:43:50
  Speaker 7: I'm not fat.
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 3: I'm still wearing them.
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 1: I'm still wearing them.
• 1:43:56
  Speaker 3: Ageism has entered the chat.
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 1: Ageism, is that what you said?
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 3: Ageism.
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 1: This is a birthday party, right? I'm not old enough
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 1: to have old hats. Do you not get sad when
• 1:44:10
  Speaker 1: you throw one away? I do. I've never thrown one away.
• 1:44:13
  Speaker 1: My wife's tried to throw one away.
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 3: The only ones I've thrown away.
• 1:44:15
  Speaker 7: Are usually promotional ones that I got.
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 3: I've thrown them away if they were like the old
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 3: promotional bullshit you got at a show somewhere. It's a
• 1:44:23
  Speaker 3: little ratty hat.
• 1:44:24
  Speaker 1: But there's a couple that I'll die with. I've got a.
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 3: Couple that are just going to be mine forever, even
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 3: if they'll be covered in dust. It doesn't matter. That
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 3: hat stays.
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 6: Are those the ones that if you're on the boat
• 1:44:34
  Speaker 6: and they go back, you make the.
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 3: Guy turn around? Oh, I go back for all my hats.
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 3: You always loop that skiff around. I mean, they always
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 3: go back.
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 1: Have you ever let one go? I've lost a couple.
• 1:44:44
  Speaker 1: For sure.
• 1:44:44
  Speaker 4: If you ever said, don't worry about it.
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 1: For sure.
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  Speaker 7: A hundred percent I have.
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  Speaker 1: Not once.
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 3: I've always gone back. I have lost a couple, but
• 1:44:53
  Speaker 3: I always go back and give it a good once over.
• 1:44:55
  Speaker 3: Sometimes it's still back there in the transom.
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 1: Sometimes I'm like, wait, it didn't go that far.
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 4: Do you ever think about that when the person driving
• 1:45:04
  Speaker 4: the boat gets up on staff? And they really hit it.
• 1:45:06
  Speaker 4: You try to hold your head in the right place.
• 1:45:08
  Speaker 1: Because it's not going to happen to me. It's not
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 1: going to happen to me.
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 3: When you think ahead of time, like I'm always driving.
• 1:45:19
  Speaker 3: So I was like, I'm going to turn my head
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 3: around backwards, which I never would have backwards. And then
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 3: you're like, what's that noise? God damn it.
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 1: I even did the pre-work to not lose that. The pre-work.
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 3: I started now. I just hang it on my throttle.
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 3: I hate that, though, because it's flopping around. I'm always
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 3: nervous it's going to get hung on something when I'm
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 3: trying to.
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  Speaker 7: You have to.
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  Speaker 1: I'd say 18, 8 to 10, not 18. 8 to
• 1:45:42
  Speaker 1: 10 years ago. God, that was, yeah. Yeah, it was good.
• 1:45:45
  Speaker 1: We had this great flood tide. What the fuck's going
• 1:45:48
  Speaker 1: on over here? Was that a poltergeist? Dude, that was
• 1:45:52
  Speaker 1: a ghost.
• 1:45:53
  Speaker 3: I didn't know the leg was right over there.
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 1: Mike's fucking up our recording system.
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 3: I kicked it with my heel.
• 1:45:57
  Speaker 1: So 8 to 10, we did this. In the flood
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  Speaker 1: tide days. Probably still one of my, yeah, flood tide days.
• 1:46:01
  Speaker 1: Probably one of my favorite hats to this day. And
• 1:46:04
  Speaker 1: I'll explain.
• 1:46:04
  Speaker 7: Bring it next time.
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 1: So we got a letter that said you can't do
• 1:46:08
  Speaker 1: this hat anymore.
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 3: Was it a Cobia hat?
• 1:46:11
  Speaker 1: Well, I got to tell the story first and I'll reveal.
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 1: That was a Cobia shirt. So I wore the shit
• 1:46:16
  Speaker 1: out of this hat for like a year. I mean,
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 1: it got so nasty. It became from green to white.
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 1: And I found it in the trash at our house.
• 1:46:23
  Speaker 1: I go, Sarah, what's going on? Why is this hat
• 1:46:26
  Speaker 1: in the trash?
• 1:46:26
  Speaker 6: She goes.
• 1:46:27
  Speaker 1: Do you really need a 7-Eleven hat? It was the 7-weight.
• 1:46:33
  Speaker 1: It was the 7-Eleven logo. Instead of 11, it said weight.
• 1:46:36
  Speaker 1: It was like.
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 7: The best hat we ever made.
• 1:46:39
  Speaker 3: 7-Eleven studio?
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 1: We had sold them all at that point, so it
• 1:46:42
  Speaker 1: didn't really matter.
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 3: Coca-Cola did the same thing. We had this Kobe shirt.
• 1:46:45
  Speaker 3: It was the best hat we ever made.
• 1:46:46
  Speaker 1: It was red, the perfect white.
• 1:46:51
  Speaker 3: Font, everything.
• 1:46:52
  Speaker 1: And it had that worn out look to it, too.
• 1:46:54
  Speaker 3: Vintage Coca-Cola, but it's Kobe.
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 7: I like the 7-11 thing. I can picture that.
• 1:47:00
  Speaker 1: It was solid. Ben Young has a pristine... He's like
• 1:47:04
  Speaker 1: sneaker guy. He'll wear once a year. Like, oh yeah,
• 1:47:09
  Speaker 1: today I'm wearing the 7-11.
• 1:47:10
  Speaker 4: True or not, there is a rumor going around, and
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 4: I don't know if.
• 1:47:15
  Speaker 1: It's an urban legend. That he's a male dancer? No, no,
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 1: this is.
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 4: About Somebody claims there is a storage unit somewhere in
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 4: Charleston County.
• 1:47:25
  Speaker 1: There is. That has a buttload of old Flood Tide stuff.
• 1:47:34
  Speaker 7: Oh, my God.
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 1: Is it true? We need to see that. Nothing but
• 1:47:37
  Speaker 1: the truth and the butt and the hole. We need
• 1:47:39
  Speaker 1: to see that. Nothing but the whole truth. Is it
• 1:47:43
  Speaker 1: actually true? Yeah, yeah.
• 1:47:44
  Speaker 5: It was.
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 1: So there's a combination of old stuff, and then the
• 1:47:47
  Speaker 1: next line that was about to come out never came
• 1:47:49
  Speaker 1: out because we closed down the company.
• 1:47:50
  Speaker 3: Oh, unseen.
• 1:47:51
  Speaker 7: Oh, my God.
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 1: Now I'm intrigued.
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 7: Can we do like a 10-year anniversary resurgence?
• 1:47:57
  Speaker 1: I don't know how to do it because it would
• 1:47:59
  Speaker 1: take a lot of work, and Alex's moving company is
• 1:48:02
  Speaker 1: just letting me have this, like, I don't even think
• 1:48:06
  Speaker 1: we've ever.
• 1:48:06
  Speaker 3: Paid for it.
• 1:48:07
  Speaker 1: I'm free. I'm free.
• 1:48:08
  Speaker 3: I mean, I'll make time. I go in there with
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 3: a sticker gun.
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 1: We could have a fundraiser for Barely Live. We still
• 1:48:13
  Speaker 1: want to make t-shirts for Barely Live.
• 1:48:15
  Speaker 7: I already have this idea. We'll talk about it later.
• 1:48:17
  Speaker 3: I already have it going. But while we're on that.
• 1:48:21
  Speaker 1: I like your excitement down there.
• 1:48:22
  Speaker 3: Does anybody else ever have a Hall of Fame, like
• 1:48:24
  Speaker 3: a hat Hall of Fame?
• 1:48:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:48:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:48:26
  Speaker 1: In my mind, like they're in a bin. Like the
• 1:48:29
  Speaker 1: greatest ones you ever had.
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, my whole thing for a long time when
• 1:48:32
  Speaker 3: I was in my 20s, now that I'm older, but
• 1:48:35
  Speaker 3: when I was in my 20s, I.
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 1: Used to wear... I knew you in your 20s.
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 3: I used to wear a fishing hat, and I would
• 1:48:41
  Speaker 3: wear it like... I worked in the shop, and I
• 1:48:43
  Speaker 3: fished a lot, and so... I wore the same hat
• 1:48:45
  Speaker 3: every day, and I'd wear that thing until it was
• 1:48:47
  Speaker 3: rotting off of my scalp. Oh, yeah. It'd have flies
• 1:48:50
  Speaker 3: stuck in it. Back when the gold hook thing was
• 1:48:53
  Speaker 3: a thing, I had that, and it'd be rusted into
• 1:48:56
  Speaker 3: the bill. And then eventually, you'd be like, all right,
• 1:48:58
  Speaker 3: this thing's disgusting, and you'd hang it up. And so
• 1:49:00
  Speaker 3: for a while, I had a row of these. I had,
• 1:49:02
  Speaker 3: I don't know, 10 of them. I literally had to
• 1:49:05
  Speaker 3: throw a couple of them away because they smelled so bad.
• 1:49:07
  Speaker 3: They were decomposing on the wall.
• 1:49:09
  Speaker 4: It was like the opposite of an air freshener.
• 1:49:11
  Speaker 1: Have you guys ever washed a hat?
• 1:49:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:49:14
  Speaker 1: Dishwasher. Okay, you do. It doesn't work. Dishwasher. I definitely have.
• 1:49:18
  Speaker 3: You can buy the little cage thing.
• 1:49:20
  Speaker 1: Dishwasher.
• 1:49:20
  Speaker 3: So they don't get all messed up.
• 1:49:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the dishwasher was a cage.
• 1:49:23
  Speaker 7: I washed my baseball ones in like a washer.
• 1:49:25
  Speaker 1: Remember the old frame, the thing you could buy?
• 1:49:28
  Speaker 3: You could still buy it.
• 1:49:30
  Speaker 1: No. It's a little cage.
• 1:49:31
  Speaker 3: I did not know.
• 1:49:31
  Speaker 1: It's a cage. It's a cage.
• 1:49:33
  Speaker 7: It's like a dishwasher-proof cage.
• 1:49:35
  Speaker 1: Well, this is for the actual clothes washer.
• 1:49:36
  Speaker 3: And it holds the form of it so that you
• 1:49:38
  Speaker 3: can put it in the dishwasher.
• 1:49:40
  Speaker 1: Here's the thing.
• 1:49:40
  Speaker 4: You can't use scented dishwashing detergent.
• 1:49:45
  Speaker 1: Why not?
• 1:49:46
  Speaker 7: Yeah, tell me.
• 1:49:47
  Speaker 1: Unless you want to put that in your head and
• 1:49:48
  Speaker 1: smell lemon all day.
• 1:49:49
  Speaker 3: Smell lemony fresh.
• 1:49:50
  Speaker 6: I think that's the same as putting it on your clothes.
• 1:49:54
  Speaker 1: Well, I wash my head sweat odor. I wash my tissues.
• 1:49:57
  Speaker 1: I'd rather have lemon than head sweat.
• 1:49:59
  Speaker 7: I'm glad to hear you guys do wash the hats.
• 1:50:01
  Speaker 1: Well, I haven't done that in a long time. My
• 1:50:03
  Speaker 1: wife washes them now instead of throwing them away, which
• 1:50:06
  Speaker 1: is better. I throw them away now. So, Sarah, she
• 1:50:08
  Speaker 1: would throw shit away like syrup. I made these things. Like,
• 1:50:13
  Speaker 1: these are my things I made.
• 1:50:15
  Speaker 7: The fly-tied style?
• 1:50:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Like, it would be like, well, this hat, you
• 1:50:19
  Speaker 1: can just make another one. Welcome to the 90s, Mr. Bonks.
• 1:50:22
  Speaker 1: We've made, like, 280 of them, and after that, they're gone.
• 1:50:25
  Speaker 1: I'm never going to have it again. Yeah, I know.
• 1:50:27
  Speaker 1: I definitely get it.
• 1:50:28
  Speaker 3: You have a nice house, and you have a lady
• 1:50:30
  Speaker 3: with really good taste, and your house is all décor-ed out.
• 1:50:33
  Speaker 1: I know, my shitty hat shirt.
• 1:50:34
  Speaker 3: It's fantastic. But the problem is, other than your little
• 1:50:38
  Speaker 3: hole in the.
• 1:50:38
  Speaker 1: Garage, you don't have a hole no like I have
• 1:50:41
  Speaker 1: a hole thank you for knowing this the frog you
• 1:50:43
  Speaker 1: have an attic like dude.
• 1:50:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah I have the frog and it's my wife's only
• 1:50:47
  Speaker 3: rule is all your shit stays up there like just keep.
• 1:50:49
  Speaker 7: Your shit I like that this is where my stuff goes.
• 1:50:52
  Speaker 3: I get all of my like my artwork in there
• 1:50:54
  Speaker 3: is like I've still got the old remember the old
• 1:50:56
  Speaker 3: uh Charlotte used to be in every fly shop in
• 1:50:58
  Speaker 3: the country. It had all the different salmonoids on it.
• 1:51:00
  Speaker 1: You still had that? I got one in a frame, baby.
• 1:51:02
  Speaker 1: I got it in a frame.
• 1:51:03
  Speaker 6: Doug, knowing exactly what you're talking about.
• 1:51:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was in every shop. If I could find
• 1:51:09
  Speaker 3: the Hardy Girl poster, that would be framed in there, too.
• 1:51:12
  Speaker 3: But yeah, like all my shit's up there and she
• 1:51:14
  Speaker 3: don't care. It's out of sight, out of mind. Nothing
• 1:51:16
  Speaker 3: gets thrown away. Nothing gets even moved. She's like, I'm
• 1:51:18
  Speaker 3: not going up there.
• 1:51:19
  Speaker 1: Becca lets me keep like multiple elk mounts in the house.
• 1:51:22
  Speaker 1: Multiple elk mounts. That's a band name. I'm already good.
• 1:51:26
  Speaker 4: She's like, you don't get anything else.
• 1:51:29
  Speaker 1: Next is multiple elk mounts.
• 1:51:30
  Speaker 3: I got one euro mount of a whitetail and that's
• 1:51:33
  Speaker 3: about as far as I think I'm going to get.
• 1:51:36
  Speaker 1: They don't like that stuff in the house. I feel
• 1:51:38
  Speaker 1: like we should take a break.
• 1:51:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:51:40
  Speaker 1: And then come back with a little more and then
• 1:51:42
  Speaker 1: because Queso's out there already waiting, so it's making me nervous.
• 1:51:45
  Speaker 3: Well, I keep hearing him hammering on something. I'm not
• 1:51:47
  Speaker 3: sure what he's working on.
• 1:51:48
  Speaker 1: There's no telling. Sage actually looked over there like, that's
• 1:51:51
  Speaker 1: what that is?
• 1:51:52
  Speaker 3: It's a hammer?
• 1:51:53
  Speaker 1: Is he really out there? No, I was wondering what
• 1:51:55
  Speaker 1: he's doing out there. Is this Santa Claus?
• 1:51:57
  Speaker 6: We saw some shadows earlier when we were waiting for you, Mike.
• 1:52:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we stared down some people. You serious, Clark? We did.
• 1:52:04
  Speaker 1: He was also prying and looking in here, too, so
• 1:52:06
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean? You didn't even say anything
• 1:52:08
  Speaker 1: about the black tarpon.
• 1:52:10
  Speaker 3: Well, I was going to bring it up.
• 1:52:11
  Speaker 1: No, you weren't.
• 1:52:12
  Speaker 7: It's just like the elephant in the room.
• 1:52:14
  Speaker 3: Well, it's one of those things where, like, I would
• 1:52:16
  Speaker 3: like to say, like, when I walk in here, Paul, like,
• 1:52:19
  Speaker 3: really nothing.
• 1:52:20
  Speaker 7: Nothing can shock you.
• 1:52:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah. You never know. Well, even that shocks me every
• 1:52:25
  Speaker 1: time I look at it.
• 1:52:26
  Speaker 3: It's cool.
• 1:52:27
  Speaker 1: You know how badass it would be to catch a
• 1:52:29
  Speaker 1: black tarpon? It is really cool.
• 1:52:30
  Speaker 3: Just a giant black one.
• 1:52:31
  Speaker 1: There's probably one out there somewhere.
• 1:52:32
  Speaker 3: Well, I've seen some albino ones in the lineups.
• 1:52:37
  Speaker 1: Didn't we see one in Appalachia Colton? Yeah, Mangum saw
• 1:52:40
  Speaker 1: it the day we all hung out that night. He
• 1:52:43
  Speaker 1: saw it. I didn't see it. An albino? But he
• 1:52:46
  Speaker 1: saw it that day.
• 1:52:47
  Speaker 3: Well, I take it back. I haven't seen a pure albino.
• 1:52:49
  Speaker 3: I've seen like a piebald. It had like some albino
• 1:52:51
  Speaker 3: spots on it.
• 1:52:52
  Speaker 1: Patches.
• 1:52:53
  Speaker 3: But I have seen piebald. One of the cool things
• 1:52:55
  Speaker 3: I like to see is, and I learned from some
• 1:52:58
  Speaker 3: guys down there, that basically the difference, so when you
• 1:53:00
  Speaker 3: get a fish that's just come out of the backcountry,
• 1:53:02
  Speaker 3: they're like brown. They're like turd brown.
• 1:53:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:53:04
  Speaker 3: Versus ocean fish, they're like that green, that nice ocean green.
• 1:53:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know what you're talking about, yeah.
• 1:53:08
  Speaker 3: And so the theory from these guys is that those
• 1:53:11
  Speaker 3: brown ones will eat. They're like, if you see a
• 1:53:13
  Speaker 3: brown one, you see a big brown turd in the lineup,
• 1:53:15
  Speaker 3: you target the turd. You cast at the brown one
• 1:53:18
  Speaker 3: because he's going to eat.
• 1:53:19
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 1:53:19
  Speaker 3: But apparently they've been in the back and they're just
• 1:53:21
  Speaker 3: like freshly kind of getting on the ocean. A lot
• 1:53:23
  Speaker 3: of times I guess they were hungrier. I don't know
• 1:53:25
  Speaker 3: where they're still at. They're still in like feed mode
• 1:53:27
  Speaker 3: or whatever.
• 1:53:28
  Speaker 1: They used to call the brown ones locals and the
• 1:53:29
  Speaker 1: green ones were migratory. I've heard that too. So who knows? Purpleback.
• 1:53:33
  Speaker 4: They have a purpleback sometimes too.
• 1:53:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, purpleback.
• 1:53:35
  Speaker 3: But every time I see a brown one, I'm like.
• 1:53:37
  Speaker 3: I try to feed that motherfucker. I don't know if
• 1:53:39
  Speaker 3: it's real or not. I don't have enough experience to
• 1:53:41
  Speaker 3: tell you that it works or not. I just know
• 1:53:43
  Speaker 3: that if I see a turd coming down the line, I'm.
• 1:53:44
  Speaker 1: Like, all right, that's my boy right there.
• 1:53:47
  Speaker 4: Remind me not to wear a brown shirt.
• 1:53:51
  Speaker 1: That's good. I'm going to take you out with another
• 1:53:53
  Speaker 1: little ad from a long time ago. Then we'll take
• 1:53:55
  Speaker 1: a break, come back, reset, and then we're going to
• 1:53:59
  Speaker 1: let the people go.
• 1:53:59
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:54:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:54:02
  Speaker 3: Woo-hoo!
• 1:54:04
  Speaker 1: We're down here at Denny's Tarpon Farm, down here in Flamingo. Now,
• 1:54:09
  Speaker 1: we will not be undersold. If you want a goddamn tarpon,
• 1:54:12
  Speaker 1: we'll get you a tarpon. We got one acre lot
• 1:54:16
  Speaker 1: full of damn tarpon. If you want a 10-pounder or
• 1:54:18
  Speaker 1: a 200-pounder, we got them for you. Just come on
• 1:54:21
  Speaker 1: down to Denny's Tarpon Farm. $ 20 for tarpon, a little
• 1:54:25
  Speaker 1: more expensive during the tarpon tourney week, but we're here
• 1:54:28
  Speaker 1: for you. Just come on down. This Saturday, Evan Carruthers
• 1:54:33
  Speaker 1: will be signing autographs. Happy to have you, and come
• 1:54:36
  Speaker 1: on down to Denny's Tarpon Farm.
• 1:54:39
  Speaker 3: I don't remember the Denny's Tarpon Farms.
• 1:54:42
  Speaker 1: I've never been. Oh, we're rolling. Okay, here we go.
• 1:54:50
  Speaker 2: This segment of Bailey Live brought to you by Doug's
• 1:54:55
  Speaker 2: Current Haircut. My God, would you look at it.
• 1:54:59
  Speaker 3: Mike, look at it.
• 1:55:02
  Speaker 2: This reporter has seen many things over the years, but
• 1:55:07
  Speaker 2: nothing like Doug's Current Haircut.
• 1:55:10
  Speaker 3: My God.
• 1:55:11
  Speaker 4: So professional.
• 1:55:12
  Speaker 1: So professional.
• 1:55:13
  Speaker 3: So, unkempt.
• 1:55:15
  Speaker 1: How does it do that?
• 1:55:20
  Speaker 3: Thank you, boys.
• 1:55:25
  Speaker 1: I think that's my favorite one, Doug.
• 1:55:28
  Speaker 3: I got my hair cut.
• 1:55:30
  Speaker 1: You are looking damn good. I got curls again for
• 1:55:34
  Speaker 1: the first time in like a year and a half.
• 1:55:35
  Speaker 3: That's my instructions to my barber. They're always like, how short.
• 1:55:39
  Speaker 7: Do you want it?
• 1:55:40
  Speaker 3: How short do you want it? I'm like, just keep
• 1:55:41
  Speaker 3: cutting until the curls go away. That's what I want.
• 1:55:43
  Speaker 3: I want it that short.
• 1:55:44
  Speaker 1: I had buzzed hair for a while. It's gone now.
• 1:55:50
  Speaker 3: When COVID happened and you couldn't get a haircut anywhere,
• 1:55:54
  Speaker 3: I just did the Buzz thing. My wife hated that.
• 1:55:58
  Speaker 1: Sarah wouldn't have you with Buzz. How do you feel
• 1:56:01
  Speaker 1: about Buzz? I think that's like a cop-out. Oh, really?
• 1:56:06
  Speaker 1: So you like dudes with hair. Yeah, like that's, yeah.
• 1:56:12
  Speaker 1: Do you like a man bun?
• 1:56:14
  Speaker 3: No, no, no.
• 1:56:16
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:56:17
  Speaker 3: And you're from Florida.
• 1:56:18
  Speaker 1: Florida, I feel like they should like man buns. Florida
• 1:56:21
  Speaker 1: man has.
• 1:56:22
  Speaker 6: No, the Florida thing is like that long curl outside
• 1:56:26
  Speaker 6: of the bottom of the hat.
• 1:56:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So kind of like a Morgan Wallen kind of
• 1:56:31
  Speaker 1: thing going on. Yeah.
• 1:56:32
  Speaker 7: I don't know which way.
• 1:56:33
  Speaker 2: Not me.
• 1:56:34
  Speaker 7: Morgan Wallen or Florida, Florida, like chicken and the egg thing.
• 1:56:37
  Speaker 1: All right, all right. So you would agree that it
• 1:56:40
  Speaker 1: just depends on.
• 1:56:41
  Speaker 4: I'm going to go with Florida.
• 1:56:42
  Speaker 1: The person. It depends on the guy.
• 1:56:50
  Speaker 7: I didn't say that at all. Where are you getting
• 1:56:52
  Speaker 7: that from?
• 1:56:53
  Speaker 1: I'm just asking.
• 1:56:56
  Speaker 3: Not everybody can pull off a mullet, so there's that.
• 1:56:59
  Speaker 5: Really?
• 1:57:00
  Speaker 7: I think more guys need to hear that. I think
• 1:57:02
  Speaker 7: every guy went.
• 1:57:03
  Speaker 1: For a mullet for a while.
• 1:57:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not a mullet man.
• 1:57:06
  Speaker 1: Coming from a guy who had a mohawk. Do you
• 1:57:09
  Speaker 1: like a mini mullet?
• 1:57:11
  Speaker 7: It's not like preferred, but it's not like yikes.
• 1:57:14
  Speaker 1: You're not totally against it. It depends on if he's
• 1:57:16
  Speaker 1: pulling it off or not.
• 1:57:17
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I guess. It depends on if it fits your lifestyle.
• 1:57:20
  Speaker 7: If it doesn't fit your lifestyle, what are you doing?
• 1:57:22
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:57:23
  Speaker 4: What kind of lifestyle matches the mods?
• 1:57:26
  Speaker 7: You use your imagination there. Like a Florida lifestyle.
• 1:57:31
  Speaker 3: Does, I'd say.
• 1:57:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, Florida lifestyle. Like an alligator wrangler? 100%.
• 1:57:35
  Speaker 1: Alligator cowboy.
• 1:57:36
  Speaker 7: That checks out.
• 1:57:38
  Speaker 1: Hey, that's a song. You need to work on that.
• 1:57:40
  Speaker 1: It is. That is a song. I could play one
• 1:57:43
  Speaker 1: of my new songs that I recorded the other night,
• 1:57:45
  Speaker 1: but I'm not going to. No, you should. Come on.
• 1:57:48
  Speaker 1: Why didn't I even just say that?
• 1:57:50
  Speaker 3: No, it's okay.
• 1:57:51
  Speaker 7: Leave us in suspense.
• 1:57:53
  Speaker 1: We'll all be listening at the next moment. We'll make
• 1:57:56
  Speaker 1: it better, and then it'll be better. Yeah. Let's see.
• 1:58:00
  Speaker 1: So we have a couple other ideas here. Boat talk.
• 1:58:03
  Speaker 1: Let's discuss what you really need on a skiff, what
• 1:58:06
  Speaker 1: you don't. I feel like that might be too serious. Oh,
• 1:58:08
  Speaker 1: that's a good one. No, that's a good one. Ramp etiquette.
• 1:58:10
  Speaker 3: No, what you need on a.
• 1:58:11
  Speaker 7: Skiff thing is kind of like brand talk.
• 1:58:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:58:14
  Speaker 6: It's like a lot of brands are just making shit
• 1:58:15
  Speaker 6: to add on to your skiff that we didn't really need.
• 1:58:18
  Speaker 1: Okay, like, yeah. For sure.
• 1:58:20
  Speaker 4: Let's say this. It depends on what you're doing. So
• 1:58:24
  Speaker 4: if you're going on, like, an all-day, like, tarp and trailer.
• 1:58:27
  Speaker 3: It's not a mullet, but that was your boy. When
• 1:58:30
  Speaker 3: I was in my 20s.
• 1:58:31
  Speaker 1: Same age as her, probably.
• 1:58:34
  Speaker 3: I had a mohawk for a hot minute.
• 1:58:35
  Speaker 7: It's green on the side.
• 1:58:37
  Speaker 3: Oh, I used to paint my head whenever I would
• 1:58:38
  Speaker 3: go on fishing trips. That was an Albie trip.
• 1:58:40
  Speaker 7: Easy ID on the water, I'm saying.
• 1:58:43
  Speaker 1: You were like fly fishing punk back in the day.
• 1:58:45
  Speaker 1: It's amazing. False albacore.
• 1:58:48
  Speaker 3: That was my false albacore, dude.
• 1:58:50
  Speaker 1: So let's say this. What are the two most common...
• 1:58:53
  Speaker 1: Let's talk more about things you don't need on a boat.
• 1:58:55
  Speaker 1: I think that's more interesting. Okay, okay, okay. You don't
• 1:58:58
  Speaker 1: need a fly tying vice on the back of your boat.
• 1:59:01
  Speaker 7: What do you see guys putting at the ramp that.
• 1:59:03
  Speaker 3: You're like, what are you doing?
• 1:59:05
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah.
• 1:59:06
  Speaker 7: No, you guys go.
• 1:59:08
  Speaker 1: Me?
• 1:59:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:59:10
  Speaker 1: A dog. Dogs on a boat are cool. The idea
• 1:59:14
  Speaker 1: of it's cool, but it's a nightmare.
• 1:59:16
  Speaker 3: For fly fishing.
• 1:59:17
  Speaker 7: For fly fishing specifically.
• 1:59:19
  Speaker 1: Family.
• 1:59:20
  Speaker 7: Family hunting.
• 1:59:21
  Speaker 1: Throwing bait.
• 1:59:22
  Speaker 7: Stuff like that, yeah.
• 1:59:23
  Speaker 3: My thing, honestly, the ridiculous front casting platform.
• 1:59:27
  Speaker 1: Like, in Charleston. In Charleston.
• 1:59:29
  Speaker 3: There's a place and time for an intense platform.
• 1:59:32
  Speaker 1: Wait, wait.
• 1:59:33
  Speaker 3: Explain what you're talking about.
• 1:59:34
  Speaker 4: I have a problem with that.
• 1:59:35
  Speaker 1: What kind of platform? In Bulls Bay, it matters. The
• 1:59:38
  Speaker 1: geyser cage or, like, the two-level, like, the two-tiered. Oh,
• 1:59:42
  Speaker 1: so the ridiculous platform.
• 1:59:44
  Speaker 3: The ridiculous one. No, no. I have a casting platform.
• 1:59:46
  Speaker 3: I mean, I'm not against casting platforms. But, to be honest,
• 1:59:49
  Speaker 3: in my boat, you don't need one for lots of reasons.
• 1:59:51
  Speaker 1: I was about to say.
• 1:59:51
  Speaker 3: The side of the point, like, the thing is, When
• 1:59:54
  Speaker 3: you get the ridiculous one, like the one that's two-tiered,
• 1:59:56
  Speaker 3: it's got the braces and the cage. Oh, the cage.
• 2:00:00
  Speaker 3: I call it a geezer cage. The cage? That only
• 2:00:03
  Speaker 3: counts when you, A, are an old person. I was
• 2:00:05
  Speaker 3: going to say, are you guiding old people?
• 2:00:06
  Speaker 1: If you're guiding, yeah.
• 2:00:07
  Speaker 7: If you're guiding old people.
• 2:00:08
  Speaker 3: The geezer cage has a role. I appreciate that. But
• 2:00:11
  Speaker 3: most of the time, I see people that don't need it.
• 2:00:12
  Speaker 1: How about a second bag cooler?
• 2:00:15
  Speaker 3: A second?
• 2:00:15
  Speaker 7: What was that? Like you have your hard cooler and.
• 2:00:18
  Speaker 3: Then you have a soft cooler?
• 2:00:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then somebody brings a soft cooler on. What
• 2:00:21
  Speaker 1: if you're guiding?
• 2:00:22
  Speaker 7: I think that's standard if you're a client of a guide.
• 2:00:24
  Speaker 5: Is it?
• 2:00:24
  Speaker 7: Guide has hard cooler, client brings soft cooler. I think
• 2:00:27
  Speaker 7: it's pretty MO.
• 2:00:28
  Speaker 1: Because he needs his 10 extra beers maybe or something.
• 2:00:32
  Speaker 6: Guide has the cooler just as default built into his boat,
• 2:00:35
  Speaker 6: on his boat, for whatever. Clients should bring soft cooler
• 2:00:39
  Speaker 6: to empty into hard cooler, but.
• 2:00:41
  Speaker 7: Ideally, normally, just keep soft cooler.
• 2:00:43
  Speaker 1: But not a huge one. Like, that's the perfect size
• 2:00:45
  Speaker 1: to bring if you're going to bring an accessory cooler. Yes,
• 2:00:48
  Speaker 1: I agree. 12-inch.
• 2:00:49
  Speaker 3: When I fish in the.
• 2:00:50
  Speaker 1: 12-inch.
• 2:00:50
  Speaker 7: We're writing a media post right now.
• 2:00:52
  Speaker 1: To everyone who can't see the video, Paul's pointing at
• 2:00:56
  Speaker 1: a small Yeti lunch cooler. Probably 10 by 12, maybe. Yeah.
• 2:01:01
  Speaker 3: Well, when I fish in the Keys, that's my Bill
• 2:01:04
  Speaker 3: Clinton voice.
• 2:01:04
  Speaker 1: If I'm going to be on.
• 2:01:06
  Speaker 3: The water for 12 hours and we're out there for
• 2:01:08
  Speaker 3: a week, we usually have a lunch cooler and a
• 2:01:10
  Speaker 3: beer cooler because those two things are not going to
• 2:01:13
  Speaker 3: coincide in my world.
• 2:01:14
  Speaker 1: And ice melts, so you put the lunch in the
• 2:01:16
  Speaker 1: one that's not.
• 2:01:17
  Speaker 3: As hot as mine. And you rotate it, yeah.
• 2:01:19
  Speaker 1: We are talking about things that you shouldn't bring on
• 2:01:21
  Speaker 1: the boat. Oh, yeah. So far, we've eliminated all of
• 2:01:24
  Speaker 1: the things that we've suggested. Did I mention you don't
• 2:01:27
  Speaker 1: need a fly tying vice on your skiff? Oh, yeah,
• 2:01:29
  Speaker 1: I did. I did mention that. I still haven't seen that.
• 2:01:31
  Speaker 1: That's ridiculous.
• 2:01:33
  Speaker 3: I've never seen that.
• 2:01:33
  Speaker 1: It's for show. No one sits there at 12 o'clock
• 2:01:37
  Speaker 1: when the tie is coming in and goes, you know,
• 2:01:39
  Speaker 1: I'm going to tie the right flyer right now. We
• 2:01:42
  Speaker 1: really need more.
• 2:01:42
  Speaker 4: How about a drone?
• 2:01:43
  Speaker 1: A drone. Not here.
• 2:01:47
  Speaker 3: Not anywhere really.
• 2:01:47
  Speaker 6: Have you seen guys at the ramp with drones?
• 2:01:50
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. I could see him doing tarpon season out there,
• 2:01:54
  Speaker 1: like thinking that that's going to do something for him
• 2:01:56
  Speaker 1: out of tarpon. Well, it's not a bad idea. Well,
• 2:01:59
  Speaker 1: and people, they'll go spy on creeks in the winter.
• 2:02:01
  Speaker 1: I could maybe see that might be a time helper. Okay.
• 2:02:05
  Speaker 1: I've never done it before.
• 2:02:07
  Speaker 3: Honestly, I wish people would just leave the fish alone
• 2:02:09
  Speaker 3: in the creeks in the winter at this point.
• 2:02:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So basically, we have nothing. Did I mention tying
• 2:02:15
  Speaker 1: vices on the back of us?
• 2:02:17
  Speaker 4: Sage, can you mention anything that should not be on
• 2:02:19
  Speaker 4: the boat?
• 2:02:20
  Speaker 1: Well, I can tell you this.
• 2:02:21
  Speaker 3: Let's just talk about it. If you're building a skip,
• 2:02:23
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you one thing you should absolutely leave the
• 2:02:24
  Speaker 3: fuck off is a radio system, a stereo system, like
• 2:02:27
  Speaker 3: built into your hardware.
• 2:02:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're over that. At this day and age.
• 2:02:30
  Speaker 7: We're over that.
• 2:02:32
  Speaker 1: We bring the radio now.
• 2:02:33
  Speaker 3: Well, but the thing is, like, just as a boat guy.
• 2:02:35
  Speaker 1: Brought to you by Turtle Box.
• 2:02:36
  Speaker 3: As a boat guy, nothing will cause you to have
• 2:02:40
  Speaker 3: to rewire shit more often in your fucking life than
• 2:02:43
  Speaker 3: a stereo on a boat. They're just not built to last.
• 2:02:45
  Speaker 3: I don't give a fuck. The turtle box, get the grande.
• 2:02:48
  Speaker 3: It will be loud enough.
• 2:02:49
  Speaker 7: To have a party. Wow. Okay, plug.
• 2:02:51
  Speaker 1: Get the grande.
• 2:02:52
  Speaker 6: Get the most expensive one that sings the loudest.
• 2:02:57
  Speaker 1: It's political.
• 2:02:58
  Speaker 3: It's a political season.
• 2:02:59
  Speaker 4: We'll see if Gary can't send us some turtle boxes.
• 2:03:01
  Speaker 3: I have to do my disclaimer.
• 2:03:02
  Speaker 1: I'm an OT. Turtle box.
• 2:03:04
  Speaker 7: I like the original.
• 2:03:05
  Speaker 3: Turtle Box Turtle gave me a free speaker. This message
• 2:03:07
  Speaker 3: was brought to you by Turtle Box.
• 2:03:08
  Speaker 1: Brought to you by Turtle Box.
• 2:03:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, it's literally like I have to give
• 2:03:11
  Speaker 3: them a little props.
• 2:03:12
  Speaker 1: I guess we kind of.
• 2:03:13
  Speaker 7: We all rep Turtle Box.
• 2:03:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:03:15
  Speaker 3: Well, they did like a little sponsor.
• 2:03:17
  Speaker 1: They sponsored us for a while. The whole idea of
• 2:03:19
  Speaker 1: the music was going to play in the background on
• 2:03:20
  Speaker 1: the Turtle Box. Yeah. Why have we gotten away?
• 2:03:25
  Speaker 4: Let's not be those guys that say, hey, we're at
• 2:03:28
  Speaker 4: 1600 Meeting Street, Charleston, South Carolina.
• 2:03:32
  Speaker 1: Hardwired 403. I could use a grande. You know what's funny?
• 2:03:35
  Speaker 1: I was going to play this one.
• 2:03:36
  Speaker 3: That grande is loud as shit. Those things are fucking loud.
• 2:03:39
  Speaker 1: I'm going to play this one that Reagan made for
• 2:03:40
  Speaker 1: us a couple years ago.
• 2:03:41
  Speaker 3: I don't have a grande. I have two of the
• 2:03:42
  Speaker 3: Reagan ones.
• 2:03:43
  Speaker 1: Reagan made some? I like the original. It was when
• 2:03:45
  Speaker 1: Mike and I had to do something because you were gone. Anyway,
• 2:03:49
  Speaker 1: here's Reagan's intro for us a few years ago.
• 2:03:51
  Speaker 8: Hardwired from the refinery at 1630 Meeting Street in Charleston, USA.
• 2:03:57
  Speaker 8: Barely live, back page edition with your sexy ass hosts,
• 2:04:02
  Speaker 8: Paul Puckett and Mike Benson.
• 2:04:04
  Speaker 1: That's amazing.
• 2:04:05
  Speaker 7: Sounds like AI now listening back.
• 2:04:08
  Speaker 1: That's a real person? Reagan was on TV. So she
• 2:04:11
  Speaker 1: was a news anchor for 22 years. She lives here now,
• 2:04:14
  Speaker 1: and she still does voiceovers for car dealerships in Salt
• 2:04:18
  Speaker 1: Lake City. Yeah, she does. She's got the voiceover. No,
• 2:04:21
  Speaker 1: she says she wants to sit in one day and
• 2:04:23
  Speaker 1: hang out with us during this because she still needs
• 2:04:26
  Speaker 1: the broadcast.
• 2:04:26
  Speaker 3: She has a great voice.
• 2:04:28
  Speaker 1: So, we stepped on you. You had some ideas of
• 2:04:30
  Speaker 1: things that.
• 2:04:32
  Speaker 6: Well, I have something in my mind. I'm not going
• 2:04:36
  Speaker 6: to say it. If you guys guess it, I would agree.
• 2:04:39
  Speaker 1: But I... You're keeping secrets down there?
• 2:04:41
  Speaker 6: I cannot, like, outwardly say it because I think they're good.
• 2:04:45
  Speaker 7: I think it's a good brand. I don't know how
• 2:04:48
  Speaker 7: necessary it is.
• 2:04:50
  Speaker 1: Oh, I know what it is. Okay. Would I put.
• 2:04:54
  Speaker 3: This in it?
• 2:04:57
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 2:04:58
  Speaker 7: Will you agree?
• 2:04:59
  Speaker 1: Is it a toadfish koozie? No, just stop. Is it
• 2:05:03
  Speaker 1: the trash can? Sorry, I didn't mean to do that.
• 2:05:07
  Speaker 1: Is it a sunbrella?
• 2:05:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah, absolutely. How'd you know?
• 2:05:11
  Speaker 3: No, the trash bin thing.
• 2:05:14
  Speaker 1: I will say.
• 2:05:15
  Speaker 3: Do you have a trash bin?
• 2:05:16
  Speaker 1: We were trying not to get there. We were trying
• 2:05:18
  Speaker 1: not to get there.
• 2:05:19
  Speaker 3: No, I have a live well.
• 2:05:20
  Speaker 1: You don't think a Yeti bucket is.
• 2:05:23
  Speaker 7: What do you use for your trash? Just a bucket.
• 2:05:26
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 2:05:26
  Speaker 3: I mean, if I'm fly fishing. If I'm running live bait,
• 2:05:30
  Speaker 3: I use my bucket. I have a Yeti bucket. I'll
• 2:05:32
  Speaker 3: use a bucket. When we're in the bucket, so my
• 2:05:36
  Speaker 3: bucket is my anchor storage container.
• 2:05:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:05:39
  Speaker 3: So when we're on the, like we're tarpon fishing, a
• 2:05:42
  Speaker 3: lot of times we're on the hook out on the
• 2:05:43
  Speaker 3: ocean side or whatever. And so my anchor is deployed.
• 2:05:45
  Speaker 3: We just use the bucket. And then before I have
• 2:05:47
  Speaker 3: to put the hook back up, I just dump.
• 2:05:48
  Speaker 1: The bucket into the live well.
• 2:05:50
  Speaker 3: But yeah, the live well is when you're fly fishing,
• 2:05:52
  Speaker 3: that's what, that's your trash can. That's all that's for.
• 2:05:54
  Speaker 4: I want to put a bow on this, but I
• 2:05:56
  Speaker 4: just want to ask one more question. And I know
• 2:05:58
  Speaker 4: we need to go, but when you're on the boat,
• 2:06:02
  Speaker 4: And it's a slow day of fishing.
• 2:06:04
  Speaker 1: God, okay.
• 2:06:06
  Speaker 4: What's the most exciting thing somebody has on the boat? Like,
• 2:06:10
  Speaker 4: out of the cooler?
• 2:06:11
  Speaker 7: A harmonica?
• 2:06:13
  Speaker 4: I was thinking fried chicken.
• 2:06:14
  Speaker 3: Okay, so morale's low. Morale's low.
• 2:06:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, morale's low. Fried chicken somebody brings out.
• 2:06:19
  Speaker 1: You're like, oh, my God. Fried chicken's pretty good.
• 2:06:22
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you're like, God, I've been waiting for that all day.
• 2:06:24
  Speaker 1: Fried chicken's a good one.
• 2:06:24
  Speaker 7: Public fried chicken?
• 2:06:25
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 2:06:26
  Speaker 7: Cold.
• 2:06:27
  Speaker 1: So my answer is in my head, and I can
• 2:06:30
  Speaker 1: tell you all, but you know what? I'm not going
• 2:06:31
  Speaker 1: to worry about the fact stages here. I'm just going
• 2:06:33
  Speaker 1: to say it. Sometimes I've seen someone just pull out
• 2:06:35
  Speaker 1: a big old suction cup dildo.
• 2:06:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:06:39
  Speaker 7: And it changes the vibe.
• 2:06:40
  Speaker 3: It changes the vibe.
• 2:06:42
  Speaker 1: It changes everything.
• 2:06:43
  Speaker 7: Is this another Owen story? You keep saying someone.
• 2:06:47
  Speaker 1: No, this is like Keys, Texas here.
• 2:06:51
  Speaker 6: It's a united universal thing.
• 2:06:54
  Speaker 1: Actually, and I've done the Porky Pig too where you
• 2:06:56
  Speaker 1: go up to the front of the bow and you
• 2:06:58
  Speaker 1: go to pee like a normal dude would and you
• 2:07:00
  Speaker 1: pull your pants all the way down to your ankles
• 2:07:02
  Speaker 1: and it changes the vibe. Fishing gets good again. It's
• 2:07:06
  Speaker 1: mainly a tarpon fishing thing where you're out the ray
• 2:07:08
  Speaker 1: years or permit fishing. You're in hour three or four
• 2:07:12
  Speaker 1: and no one's seen shit. I'm going to pee, man.
• 2:07:14
  Speaker 1: I'm going to go to the bow. And you just
• 2:07:15
  Speaker 1: drop Trout at the ankle.
• 2:07:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:07:17
  Speaker 1: Something happens. It's the Porky Pig. And trust me, it's great.
• 2:07:21
  Speaker 3: I will say, like, along those same lines, me and Tucker,
• 2:07:24
  Speaker 3: we end up fishing together a lot. And we spend,
• 2:07:26
  Speaker 3: you know, the Keys or the Glades or wherever. And
• 2:07:28
  Speaker 3: you're in the boat for fucking 12 hours all damn
• 2:07:30
  Speaker 3: day with just one person.
• 2:07:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:07:32
  Speaker 3: One of the things we've kind of instituted is we
• 2:07:34
  Speaker 3: kind of can, you can feel that vibe. Like, you
• 2:07:36
  Speaker 3: can feel when your guy on point's just not on point.
• 2:07:38
  Speaker 1: You're not in it.
• 2:07:40
  Speaker 3: We have a policy now. Like, about every other hour,
• 2:07:42
  Speaker 3: we just stop.
• 2:07:43
  Speaker 1: Not me.
• 2:07:44
  Speaker 3: Fucking snack break. And you sit down, you crack a
• 2:07:46
  Speaker 3: cold beer, you pound the first one, you get a snack,
• 2:07:48
  Speaker 3: you put some protein in your fucking system.
• 2:07:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:07:51
  Speaker 3: And then you get back up and you push some more.
• 2:07:53
  Speaker 1: It, like, rejuvenates you. Yeah, yeah.
• 2:07:55
  Speaker 3: Because for years, we tried to push through forever, and
• 2:07:57
  Speaker 3: it's just like, by the end of the day, you're
• 2:07:58
  Speaker 3: just miserable and, like... nah, fuck that. We take breaks baby.
• 2:08:02
  Speaker 3: You need a nap? Go ahead and take your nap. Oh,
• 2:08:04
  Speaker 3: I got eyes. Don't worry about it.
• 2:08:06
  Speaker 1: A boat nap is amazing.
• 2:08:07
  Speaker 3: A little lunch nap.
• 2:08:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah. You ever been stuck on the skiff when you're
• 2:08:11
  Speaker 1: just looking over your shoulder at the ramp going gosh
• 2:08:13
  Speaker 1: fuck it. I have. What?
• 2:08:17
  Speaker 7: No, but that's crazy.
• 2:08:19
  Speaker 6: Why are you fishing that close to the ramp?
• 2:08:23
  Speaker 1: I don't think it's really there, Sage. You know in the.
• 2:08:26
  Speaker 3: Distance it's somewhere out there.
• 2:08:29
  Speaker 4: It's like when you look out and you go out there.
• 2:08:31
  Speaker 6: You're in that general direction and I miss that direction.
• 2:08:34
  Speaker 1: Somewhere out there. Doug, your idea is perfect because I
• 2:08:40
  Speaker 1: thought the same thing when I'm sitting there. It's one.
• 2:08:43
  Speaker 1: Nothing's going to happen. You're like, I'm not going to
• 2:08:45
  Speaker 1: say it because these guys want to fish. I'm not
• 2:08:46
  Speaker 1: going to be that guy. I just want to get back.
• 2:08:48
  Speaker 1: But everyone's thinking the same fucking thing at 1 o'clock. Man,
• 2:08:52
  Speaker 1: it's been a tough day. And I could use a
• 2:08:54
  Speaker 1: nap before we have to meet at 4 o'clock at
• 2:08:57
  Speaker 1: the Lorelai.
• 2:08:58
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 2:08:59
  Speaker 1: Yes. Shut up.
• 2:09:00
  Speaker 7: Your life is not that hard.
• 2:09:02
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
• 2:09:02
  Speaker 7: The Lorelai at 4.
• 2:09:04
  Speaker 1: In that particular moment, it's the hardest thing ever.
• 2:09:09
  Speaker 3: I'm the opposite. I don't ever want to go back
• 2:09:11
  Speaker 3: to the ramp, but I'm a boat-riding motherfucker. Just take
• 2:09:14
  Speaker 3: a ride. I will definitely be down for... I'd just
• 2:09:17
  Speaker 3: like to crank my turtle box up to 11, crack
• 2:09:20
  Speaker 3: a beer, and just drive through all these fucking islands.
• 2:09:23
  Speaker 1: For no reason. Just change the vibe.
• 2:09:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll just ride around.
• 2:09:27
  Speaker 1: Remember times when it's.
• 2:09:28
  Speaker 4: So hot, especially tarpon fishing is so hot, and then
• 2:09:32
  Speaker 4: finally somebody gets up on a plane.
• 2:09:33
  Speaker 3: Your balls are sticking to the side of your leg.
• 2:09:35
  Speaker 3: You're just like.
• 2:09:36
  Speaker 7: You're like, I remember why I came here. Finally, one
• 2:09:40
  Speaker 7: good song plays, you're revived.
• 2:09:41
  Speaker 3: We did it last year. We were fishing off of
• 2:09:44
  Speaker 3: Big Pond, and we had been sitting there a while,
• 2:09:47
  Speaker 3: and we saw a few fish, but we didn't really
• 2:09:48
  Speaker 3: have a lot going on. And I was like, all right,
• 2:09:50
  Speaker 3: let's go check this next spot. And I kind of
• 2:09:52
  Speaker 3: rolled by that spot, and I was like, let's go
• 2:09:54
  Speaker 3: keep driving. And I didn't stop until I got to, like,
• 2:09:56
  Speaker 3: Ohio Key, which is, like, way the fuck up. And
• 2:10:01
  Speaker 3: I was like... That is way.
• 2:10:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and.
• 2:10:04
  Speaker 3: We were in, you know, Little Torch, which is way
• 2:10:08
  Speaker 3: the fuck the other way. And we were running Oceanside
• 2:10:11
  Speaker 3: in my little skiff. Yeah, and it was like the
• 2:10:14
  Speaker 3: Forrest Gump movie. Like, I think I'll go home now.
• 2:10:17
  Speaker 3: I was just like looking around like.
• 2:10:19
  Speaker 1: I'm going to go home now. So, Mike, the funniest
• 2:10:21
  Speaker 1: thing happened the other night. I don't remember where I
• 2:10:23
  Speaker 1: was or what I was doing. It was like a
• 2:10:24
  Speaker 1: dinner party type atmosphere. And I was talking to some guy,
• 2:10:28
  Speaker 1: and it was one of those things where... I think, yeah,
• 2:10:30
  Speaker 1: it was... Halloween night at Piper's friend's parents' house. All
• 2:10:37
  Speaker 1: the people there, I kind of know, but don't really know.
• 2:10:39
  Speaker 1: It's the worst.
• 2:10:41
  Speaker 3: What do you do?
• 2:10:44
  Speaker 1: That's called a haunted house. I'm an artist. Someone did
• 2:10:47
  Speaker 1: the whole thing. Paul, he likes fishing. Oh, fuck you.
• 2:10:50
  Speaker 6: You ever caught a largemouth bass?
• 2:10:53
  Speaker 1: There's a comfort level to some degree, but there's also
• 2:10:57
  Speaker 1: kind of like I'm being forced into this kind of thing.
• 2:11:00
  Speaker 1: There's a little bit of both. And he goes, we
• 2:11:05
  Speaker 1: were talking. He goes, we saw these fish somewhere in
• 2:11:09
  Speaker 1: the realm of Papa New Guinea. Oh, God, no. I
• 2:11:12
  Speaker 1: literally heard Papa New Guinea in my mind. I go,
• 2:11:15
  Speaker 1: Papa Old Guinea. And he was... He would not have
• 2:11:19
  Speaker 1: gotten it, so I didn't say it.
• 2:11:21
  Speaker 3: I prefer Papa Old.
• 2:11:23
  Speaker 1: He's got this character. I'm sorry. I don't even know
• 2:11:26
  Speaker 1: who he is. Yeah. Where he one-ups you every time.
• 2:11:30
  Speaker 3: My cousin. My cousin Vanderhorst.
• 2:11:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, okay. Got it. And we had this thing
• 2:11:35
  Speaker 1: where he goes, Papa Old Guinea goes, no, actually, it's
• 2:11:38
  Speaker 1: I fish in Papa New Guinea.
• 2:11:40
  Speaker 3: Or no, it's Papa, yeah, it's Papa New Guinea is
• 2:11:41
  Speaker 3: the actual place, Papa What New Guinea, but yeah.
• 2:11:43
  Speaker 1: So it's kind of like it had to be there.
• 2:11:46
  Speaker 3: He's like, oh, you're still fishing in Papa New Guinea.
• 2:11:50
  Speaker 4: Is that really what he said?
• 2:11:51
  Speaker 1: Actually, they were hunting. They were, They were bird hunting.
• 2:11:54
  Speaker 6: Not to be weird, I think cannibalism is alive and
• 2:11:58
  Speaker 6: well there.
• 2:11:59
  Speaker 1: No, it definitely is.
• 2:11:59
  Speaker 3: There are still uncontacted tribes of people in that place.
• 2:12:03
  Speaker 4: If you're going bird hunting at Papua New Guinea, what
• 2:12:06
  Speaker 4: do you shoot, parrots?
• 2:12:07
  Speaker 7: What a poll at the dinner party. What an info
• 2:12:09
  Speaker 7: poll out there.
• 2:12:10
  Speaker 1: I looked at this guy like, you don't even know
• 2:12:12
  Speaker 1: what I want to do. You can make some tarpon
• 2:12:14
  Speaker 1: flies out of those things. With that in mind.
• 2:12:18
  Speaker 3: Pop on. Sage has the mail sack.
• 2:12:23
  Speaker 1: She's up for it. Let's all go inside.
• 2:12:37
  Speaker 3: Well, hello there, Paul and Doug.
• 2:12:41
  Speaker 1: What's up, Big Daddy?
• 2:12:42
  Speaker 3: Oh, the pretty girl's back. I see y'all didn't run
• 2:12:44
  Speaker 3: around on the first night.
• 2:12:45
  Speaker 1: She was here last time, too. Whatever your name is.
• 2:12:48
  Speaker 3: Well, the ladies like to hang around here for more
• 2:12:50
  Speaker 3: than one date.
• 2:12:52
  Speaker 1: Well, you've probably been camping out in your backyard. Not.
• 2:12:57
  Speaker 1: I would never, Paul.
• 2:12:58
  Speaker 3: Ladies get kind of spooky when you start hanging out
• 2:13:01
  Speaker 3: in their backyard. They like to call the police.
• 2:13:03
  Speaker 1: Well, actually, Dave.
• 2:13:04
  Speaker 3: You fellas don't ever mind if I do.
• 2:13:06
  Speaker 1: She said she heard you hammering on something out back.
• 2:13:09
  Speaker 5: Well, yeah, so one of my hubs got stuck under
• 2:13:11
  Speaker 5: the possum trailer, and the possums get really mad.
• 2:13:14
  Speaker 1: Possum trailer?
• 2:13:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so I have lots of possum products.
• 2:13:18
  Speaker 1: You got a trailer out here?
• 2:13:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah. How am I going to hold around all my possums?
• 2:13:22
  Speaker 1: Well, how are you going to get that trailer out
• 2:13:24
  Speaker 1: of here? There's a lot of weird little hard turns.
• 2:13:27
  Speaker 1: Is it possum or possums?
• 2:13:29
  Speaker 3: Possums.
• 2:13:32
  Speaker 5: There are multiple possums in that trailer. And the bear
• 2:13:37
  Speaker 5: on my left wheel is getting all squeaky. You never
• 2:13:39
  Speaker 5: heard a possum so mad in their life with that
• 2:13:41
  Speaker 5: wheel going all down the highway.
• 2:13:44
  Speaker 1: They get surrounded.
• 2:13:46
  Speaker 3: You know how many times I've been bit? You ever
• 2:13:48
  Speaker 3: try to milk an angry possum?
• 2:13:51
  Speaker 1: No, I've never tried to milk a possum, much less
• 2:13:54
  Speaker 1: an angry one.
• 2:13:55
  Speaker 3: How do you think I make the possum grease? I've
• 2:13:57
  Speaker 3: got to have the lubricants.
• 2:13:58
  Speaker 5: It's a complicated process, Paul, but I need the possum
• 2:14:01
  Speaker 5: to be calm and cooperative.
• 2:14:02
  Speaker 1: We aired your jelly ad earlier. Are you still doing
• 2:14:04
  Speaker 1: the jellies?
• 2:14:04
  Speaker 3: Well, the jellies is when the possums stop being cooperative.
• 2:14:07
  Speaker 3: We start making jelly.
• 2:14:08
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, gotcha.
• 2:14:10
  Speaker 3: But the squeaky wheel is not helping the cooperative possums.
• 2:14:13
  Speaker 3: I've got plenty of jelly.
• 2:14:15
  Speaker 1: You still use their claws for.
• 2:14:17
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 2:14:18
  Speaker 3: Well, that's the coon claw powder. I haven't gotten any
• 2:14:20
  Speaker 3: coons lately. The tide's been real high. I think I
• 2:14:22
  Speaker 3: could probably take the boat out there and scoop them up. Okay.
• 2:14:24
  Speaker 5: But I haven't gotten coons. But, yeah, I'm pretty good
• 2:14:28
  Speaker 5: on coon claw powder for the time being.
• 2:14:30
  Speaker 1: Good, good.
• 2:14:30
  Speaker 3: And just go to richcaso.com. You can help me out
• 2:14:33
  Speaker 3: and make a few dollars.
• 2:14:34
  Speaker 1: You said you were going to make some T-shirts and
• 2:14:36
  Speaker 1: we were going to promote them. Is that ever going
• 2:14:37
  Speaker 1: to happen? Yeah.
• 2:14:38
  Speaker 3: Well, I got some samples. But then the whole Winston
• 2:14:43
  Speaker 3: thing came out, and a lot of my ideas got
• 2:14:45
  Speaker 3: kind of robbed. You know, I had some ideas involving
• 2:14:48
  Speaker 3: pretty girls and rod company hats.
• 2:14:52
  Speaker 5: But now it just seems like I would be riding
• 2:14:55
  Speaker 5: on the back of an Instagram thing.
• 2:14:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, okay.
• 2:14:58
  Speaker 3: Now you got to be all original and stuff.
• 2:15:01
  Speaker 1: You been fishing much?
• 2:15:02
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, a little bit.
• 2:15:03
  Speaker 3: Mostly for possums.
• 2:15:04
  Speaker 1: Give me those chips, Richard.
• 2:15:06
  Speaker 3: Go ahead. I've mostly been to possum hunting, but I
• 2:15:09
  Speaker 3: did a little bit of fishing, but the.
• 2:15:10
  Speaker 1: Tide gets so damn high. This is possum hunting season, right?
• 2:15:13
  Speaker 1: I guess it's all year long.
• 2:15:14
  Speaker 3: Well, they got all the... They're nice and fattening up.
• 2:15:17
  Speaker 3: You know, they've had the end of the summer.
• 2:15:19
  Speaker 1: They've raided everybody's trash cans.
• 2:15:22
  Speaker 7: They come to you.
• 2:15:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you turn your headlights on and you start the car.
• 2:15:26
  Speaker 3: You know, it's a secret. I'm trying to make a
• 2:15:29
  Speaker 3: profit here. Why would I tell anybody how I find it?
• 2:15:32
  Speaker 3: Let's just say, if you find.
• 2:15:34
  Speaker 5: Yourself in downtown Charleston in the wee hours of the
• 2:15:37
  Speaker 5: night and you just walk around, it's not that hard
• 2:15:41
  Speaker 5: to find.
• 2:15:42
  Speaker 1: Can you call a possum?
• 2:15:43
  Speaker 3: I have a patented Possum call, yes, I do.
• 2:15:46
  Speaker 1: But I'm not going to do it.
• 2:15:47
  Speaker 3: For you here.
• 2:15:48
  Speaker 1: You can't demonstrate it?
• 2:15:49
  Speaker 3: No, absolutely not. Absolutely not. Usually, you don't have to
• 2:15:52
  Speaker 3: call them so much.
• 2:15:53
  Speaker 1: Just rattle a trash can.
• 2:15:54
  Speaker 5: And either they'll come jumping out of the trash can
• 2:15:57
  Speaker 5: or they'll come to all the rattling cans.
• 2:15:59
  Speaker 1: They like trash.
• 2:16:00
  Speaker 4: But theoretically, you can't call a possum.
• 2:16:03
  Speaker 3: Perhaps.
• 2:16:04
  Speaker 1: Okay. You can milk a possum, too, clearly.
• 2:16:07
  Speaker 3: You can milk anything with tits. Yeah.
• 2:16:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, good. That's good.
• 2:16:11
  Speaker 3: Didn't you watch that movie?
• 2:16:12
  Speaker 1: That's why. Yeah.
• 2:16:13
  Speaker 3: I was like, I can see this. Like I said, though,
• 2:16:17
  Speaker 3: it does require that they are calm. Key word, calm.
• 2:16:21
  Speaker 1: So we're going to have a Christmas special next month,
• 2:16:23
  Speaker 1: like we always do around Christmas.
• 2:16:24
  Speaker 7: Ooh, yeah.
• 2:16:25
  Speaker 5: You know, we got Damien Melvin and then Sandy.
• 2:16:28
  Speaker 1: Claus' brother. And Terry.
• 2:16:29
  Speaker 7: Terry Claus.
• 2:16:30
  Speaker 3: He scares me a little bit. I'm not going to lie.
• 2:16:33
  Speaker 3: Terry is... Terry's a rough character. He slept in the
• 2:16:37
  Speaker 3: trailer one night. It took me two weeks to get
• 2:16:39
  Speaker 3: him out of there. It was weird. Damien's also a
• 2:16:43
  Speaker 3: strange fella, a really strange fella.
• 2:16:46
  Speaker 1: So do you have any connections to the old Everglades
• 2:16:48
  Speaker 1: boys that got arrested, like her dad's friend Kent? Davis
• 2:16:53
  Speaker 1: or Davies?
• 2:16:54
  Speaker 3: Can you keep your voice down?
• 2:16:56
  Speaker 1: Okay, so you were involved in that stuff?
• 2:16:58
  Speaker 5: I didn't say that. I'm just saying, maybe we all
• 2:17:02
  Speaker 5: talk about it on a radio show.
• 2:17:04
  Speaker 1: I think it's already said and done.
• 2:17:06
  Speaker 3: I don't know the statute of limitations, okay? I'm not
• 2:17:10
  Speaker 3: a lawyer. I'd just rather not talk about it, Paul.
• 2:17:12
  Speaker 1: Okay, so clearly you were involved in it. Allegedly. Do
• 2:17:16
  Speaker 1: you know Kent?
• 2:17:18
  Speaker 3: I have never seen that name in my entire life,
• 2:17:21
  Speaker 3: nor have I seen that saran-wrapped handle of the knife sticking.
• 2:17:25
  Speaker 1: Out of there. Okay, well, that explains everything. Does anyone
• 2:17:28
  Speaker 1: have any questions from the mail sack? I know I've
• 2:17:30
  Speaker 1: got one. Sage, you got anything? Doug? You can give
• 2:17:34
  Speaker 1: me a few and I can read them. Yeah. Look,
• 2:17:37
  Speaker 1: she's getting the knife out. Sorry.
• 2:17:39
  Speaker 5: She's got the saran knife.
• 2:17:41
  Speaker 1: Hey, careful with that. Okay. I'll go first then. I'll
• 2:17:44
  Speaker 1: go first then. Wait, wait, wait. I do have one.
• 2:17:47
  Speaker 1: I do have one. Okay. one. I'm not sure how
• 2:17:51
  Speaker 1: legitimate this is. Brad.
• 2:17:58
  Speaker 4: Alpharetta, Georgia.
• 2:18:00
  Speaker 1: Okay. Of course there's Georgia. You're just giving the last name. Okay. No,
• 2:18:04
  Speaker 1: just in case. Well, okay.
• 2:18:07
  Speaker 4: So he's asking me, Richard... Technically, he's asking me.
• 2:18:13
  Speaker 1: I'm not really sure. Where do you winter? Good question.
• 2:18:18
  Speaker 3: What is that?
• 2:18:20
  Speaker 1: Winter?
• 2:18:20
  Speaker 3: I tend to.
• 2:18:21
  Speaker 4: Where do you spend winter?
• 2:18:22
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
• 2:18:23
  Speaker 5: A long time ago in some questionable circumstances, I injured
• 2:18:27
  Speaker 5: my left knee.
• 2:18:29
  Speaker 3: When it gets cold out, that knee just don't work.
• 2:18:32
  Speaker 1: Was that a football injury?
• 2:18:33
  Speaker 3: He was a something injury.
• 2:18:35
  Speaker 5: Anyway, so whenever it gets a little bit too chilly,
• 2:18:38
  Speaker 5: I tend to just keep going south until it ain't
• 2:18:41
  Speaker 5: chilly no more.
• 2:18:43
  Speaker 3: Most years, that's Miami or, you know, go.
• 2:18:47
  Speaker 5: Down to the west coast of Florida and, you know,
• 2:18:49
  Speaker 5: there's lots of snowbird houses down there.
• 2:18:52
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of room.
• 2:18:53
  Speaker 3: You can kind of spread out a little bit. And
• 2:18:56
  Speaker 3: you'd be bad in Florida. Nobody really questions a trailer
• 2:18:59
  Speaker 3: sitting out in the middle of nowhere. It's like, oh, look, Florida.
• 2:19:02
  Speaker 5: And so.
• 2:19:02
  Speaker 3: yeah so mostly florida i have been known to hit
• 2:19:05
  Speaker 3: mexico a few times here and there on the baja
• 2:19:08
  Speaker 3: coast and uh you know good fish tacos that's good
• 2:19:12
  Speaker 3: really hard to find water though that's about.
• 2:19:14
  Speaker 1: All right here's another one this is from lorenzo in
• 2:19:18
  Speaker 1: oklahoma stillwater oklahoma wow what a hole i know.
• 2:19:24
  Speaker 7: Um reach he i'm.
• 2:19:27
  Speaker 4: Not sure i'm reading this right um Do you keep
• 2:19:31
  Speaker 4: your possums in a.
• 2:19:36
  Speaker 1: Freezer?
• 2:19:36
  Speaker 4: I think he's asking about when you render the whole product.
• 2:19:43
  Speaker 3: Oh, well, really not that complicated.
• 2:19:46
  Speaker 5: Typically, I like to dispatch them as.
• 2:19:51
  Speaker 3: Humanely as possible. And then, honestly, it's much easier.
• 2:19:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you got to get them cooled down so the
• 2:19:58
  Speaker 5: grease gets a little thick, and then you can scrape
• 2:20:01
  Speaker 5: it off, and then you got.
• 2:20:02
  Speaker 3: To melt it. It gets real stinky, and they're really yucky.
• 2:20:06
  Speaker 3: But I don't use my freezer. Mike's got a big
• 2:20:11
  Speaker 3: one in his garage. Throw them in there, let them
• 2:20:13
  Speaker 3: chill out.
• 2:20:14
  Speaker 1: All right, I got a letter here. You got one.
• 2:20:18
  Speaker 1: Dick K. Sosin. Dick K. Sosin? I don't know. From Bend, Oregon. Oh, nice.
• 2:20:26
  Speaker 3: West Coast. West Coast.
• 2:20:28
  Speaker 1: Richard, is there a chance that you might have any
• 2:20:31
  Speaker 1: children in the Pacific Northwest that you don't know about? Well, uh...
• 2:20:41
  Speaker 1: Dick Casos and Juniors is what he's saying.
• 2:20:44
  Speaker 3: His name is.
• 2:20:45
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 2:20:46
  Speaker 5: Well, I would hate to commit to anything on the
• 2:20:49
  Speaker 5: airwaves that might lead to some sort of compensation for
• 2:20:52
  Speaker 5: the mama.
• 2:20:53
  Speaker 3: But, you know, let's just say.
• 2:20:56
  Speaker 1: I guess he's asking, have you spent any time up there?
• 2:20:58
  Speaker 3: Oh, Richard Casos has been around.
• 2:21:00
  Speaker 1: The Columbia River.
• 2:21:02
  Speaker 3: I went to a steelheading thing for a little while.
• 2:21:05
  Speaker 3: There was a little time there. And then, you know,
• 2:21:07
  Speaker 3: the sparkly vampire thing happened. I had to get out
• 2:21:09
  Speaker 3: of there. I didn't really like any of that going on.
• 2:21:12
  Speaker 3: And then, yes, Richard Gates.
• 2:21:14
  Speaker 1: I've been around.
• 2:21:14
  Speaker 3: He's seen a few things and talked to a few
• 2:21:17
  Speaker 3: ladies here and there. I don't know. Mr. Kosason.
• 2:21:21
  Speaker 1: Here we go. All right. So let's see.
• 2:21:23
  Speaker 3: Doug's going in.
• 2:21:25
  Speaker 1: Mail sack. All right.
• 2:21:27
  Speaker 3: This one's from Sacramento, California.
• 2:21:29
  Speaker 1: You really reach out. Sacramento. So Jeremy wants to know.
• 2:21:40
  Speaker 1: Have you ever made a possum hat?
• 2:21:45
  Speaker 3: I have made many a possum hat.
• 2:21:47
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 2:21:47
  Speaker 3: Mostly I make them and sell them to people. Well,
• 2:21:49
  Speaker 3: that's what he's... I would love one.
• 2:21:51
  Speaker 1: He's also asking, can you send me one?
• 2:21:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, it's one of those things that everybody
• 2:21:56
  Speaker 3: loves the coon hat, right?
• 2:21:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sure. And all the.
• 2:21:58
  Speaker 3: Things, the big fluffy tail.
• 2:22:00
  Speaker 5: But that ratty little tail, I mean, it kind of
• 2:22:03
  Speaker 5: feels a little gross when it touches you at the
• 2:22:05
  Speaker 5: wrong angle. But otherwise, you know, I like to do
• 2:22:10
  Speaker 5: it with the head, just the nose pointing down, you know,
• 2:22:13
  Speaker 5: on the front.
• 2:22:14
  Speaker 1: Oh, full body.
• 2:22:16
  Speaker 5: Like a Roman helmet, you know, but it's the nose pieces,
• 2:22:18
  Speaker 5: the possum nose, you know, just kind of stick down
• 2:22:21
  Speaker 5: like that.
• 2:22:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah. It's pretty cool.
• 2:22:23
  Speaker 3: But yeah, the only thing that gets me is the tail.
• 2:22:25
  Speaker 3: It comes around and it hits you.
• 2:22:27
  Speaker 7: What's the best part?
• 2:22:28
  Speaker 3: Gives you the heebie-jeebies.
• 2:22:29
  Speaker 1: All right, let's go.
• 2:22:30
  Speaker 3: Little naked leather tails.
• 2:22:32
  Speaker 1: One more. Okay, here we go. Last one.
• 2:22:35
  Speaker 3: I'm getting thirsty.
• 2:22:37
  Speaker 1: Lisa Duritz. Duritz? She is from... Duritz? Duritz? Duritz? Duritz? Duritz?
• 2:22:45
  Speaker 1: She is from South Dakota. Sorry, South Dakota.
• 2:22:50
  Speaker 3: I only drove through there one time.
• 2:22:54
  Speaker 1: I think I pulled the wrong.
• 2:22:57
  Speaker 2: One.
• 2:22:59
  Speaker 1: She wants a picture.
• 2:23:01
  Speaker 3: Well.
• 2:23:02
  Speaker 1: She has an email address here, too. It's OnlyFans.
• 2:23:05
  Speaker 3: Well, it's unfortunate.
• 2:23:07
  Speaker 5: It's unfortunate that Richard Caso don't have a camera or
• 2:23:10
  Speaker 5: a computer.
• 2:23:13
  Speaker 4: I'm just going to gloss over this.
• 2:23:16
  Speaker 1: She just says that. You should contact her with your possums. Doug.
• 2:23:21
  Speaker 1: She has an idea. Doug, have you ever.
• 2:23:23
  Speaker 3: Been to South Dakota?
• 2:23:25
  Speaker 1: Yes, Sioux Falls. Okay. Yeah.
• 2:23:26
  Speaker 3: So if you've been to South Dakota, you know I
• 2:23:28
  Speaker 3: am not answering that email.
• 2:23:30
  Speaker 1: Okay. Well, she seems really eager.
• 2:23:34
  Speaker 3: Oh, I bet she's eager.
• 2:23:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:23:37
  Speaker 3: I made a lot of coonskin hats.
• 2:23:39
  Speaker 1: I made a lot of possum hats.
• 2:23:40
  Speaker 5: If I go to South Dakota, there's going to be
• 2:23:42
  Speaker 5: a Richard Kaso hat on somebody, and I'm.
• 2:23:45
  Speaker 3: Not going to South Dakota.
• 2:23:46
  Speaker 1: I've been there once.
• 2:23:47
  Speaker 3: I'm not going back.
• 2:23:48
  Speaker 4: I think I pulled the wrong one out of there.
• 2:23:50
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
• 2:23:51
  Speaker 4: I think I pulled the wrong one out of there.
• 2:23:52
  Speaker 1: Hey, we're live, and we've got zero watchers. Yeah.
• 2:23:56
  Speaker 3: That's about on branch. All right.
• 2:24:04
  Speaker 1: Is that enough? Actually, I ended it.
• 2:24:07
  Speaker 3: Doug, do you know any princes in Africa that want
• 2:24:09
  Speaker 3: to give me their fortune, too?
• 2:24:11
  Speaker 1: Is that in that bag? Let me think. No. All right.
• 2:24:15
  Speaker 3: Well, I guess I'm going to get out of here.
• 2:24:16
  Speaker 4: Sage probably does.
• 2:24:17
  Speaker 7: I do not.
• 2:24:18
  Speaker 1: Why are you present in South Africa?
• 2:24:20
  Speaker 7: Wish I did. I only know people.
• 2:24:22
  Speaker 1: Who make prints.
• 2:24:22
  Speaker 4: I have a guy that emailed me a couple of
• 2:24:24
  Speaker 4: months ago from Nigeria.
• 2:24:27
  Speaker 3: Oh, Nigerian prints. Yeah, there was always guns.
• 2:24:29
  Speaker 4: No, no, but I don't know how he found me,
• 2:24:31
  Speaker 4: but he was in trouble.
• 2:24:32
  Speaker 3: He needed some money.
• 2:24:33
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
• 2:24:34
  Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, he got arrested or something.
• 2:24:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I sent him money.
• 2:24:38
  Speaker 3: Oh, that was dumb. Okay.
• 2:24:40
  Speaker 4: Hadn't heard from him in a while.
• 2:24:41
  Speaker 1: All right, well.
• 2:24:43
  Speaker 3: All right, get me out of here. Play the music.
• 2:24:44
  Speaker 1: I got to get out.
• 2:24:45
  Speaker 3: There we go. Give me a second.
• 2:24:47
  Speaker 7: Mayo Sack, why is there hair in this Mayo Sack?
• 2:24:50
  Speaker 3: Mayo Sack, Mayo Sack, let's all go inside.
• 2:24:54
  Speaker 1: Mayo Sack, Mayo Sack, why is there hair in this
• 2:24:57
  Speaker 1: Mayo Sack? Mayo Sack, Mayo Sack, let's all go inside.
• 2:25:04
  Speaker 3: Just waiting on whoever wrote that song to sue us.
• 2:25:06
  Speaker 3: Tell me the duck story.
• 2:25:08
  Speaker 6: What?
• 2:25:08
  Speaker 1: Was that your daughter? I might have the flu, by
• 2:25:16
  Speaker 1: the way. You? Maybe. Perfect. It's starting to feel feverish. Oh,
• 2:25:21
  Speaker 1: I was supposed to get my flu shot. It's the
• 2:25:22
  Speaker 1: nose story. You'll hear it.
• 2:25:25
  Speaker 3: You have to.
• 2:25:27
  Speaker 1: It was the salad.
• 2:25:28
  Speaker 3: Oh, is that Paul?
• 2:25:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it is. Thanks, Mom. Well, I feel like this
• 2:25:33
  Speaker 1: was a fun epi. Yeah. Is that what the kids
• 2:25:36
  Speaker 1: are saying?
• 2:25:37
  Speaker 2: No.
• 2:25:38
  Speaker 1: Those are some.
• 2:25:38
  Speaker 7: Of the scariest.
• 2:25:40
  Speaker 1: Mail sack questions I've ever seen. No, it was good
• 2:25:43
  Speaker 1: mail sack. It's starting to get a little out of control. Yeah,
• 2:25:45
  Speaker 1: I know. I mean. We're starting to reach out.
• 2:25:47
  Speaker 7: To the West Coast. I mean, our listeners are finally
• 2:25:49
  Speaker 7: getting comfortable with us.
• 2:25:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you for knowing that. Yeah, I agree. I agree.
• 2:25:54
  Speaker 1: We did it. We did something. We did it without
• 2:25:57
  Speaker 1: Mike even in the first one. Yeah, I know. It
• 2:25:59
  Speaker 1: didn't have the same kind of energy. No, it was
• 2:26:02
  Speaker 1: a weird start. I feel like we pulled it off.
• 2:26:04
  Speaker 1: It wasn't weird. I'm sure you did.
• 2:26:06
  Speaker 7: I feel like we hit so many topics.
• 2:26:08
  Speaker 1: We did. I tend to slow the process. The beginning
• 2:26:13
  Speaker 1: of Barely Live was kind of like, you know, one
• 2:26:15
  Speaker 1: of those self-help podcasts. It was like, Oh, really?
• 2:26:21
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 2:26:22
  Speaker 1: So, folks, we are worldwide.
• 2:26:23
  Speaker 3: Well, see, you don't know this about me. My dad's
• 2:26:26
  Speaker 3: a Southern Baptist preacher, and so I don't do anything short-winded.
• 2:26:29
  Speaker 3: Everything's long-winded.
• 2:26:31
  Speaker 1: High energy.
• 2:26:32
  Speaker 3: I'm going to get to the point, but I'm going
• 2:26:33
  Speaker 3: to go around a few times. You will burn in hell, boy.
• 2:26:36
  Speaker 1: I got to circle it.
• 2:26:36
  Speaker 3: I got to circle it before I nail it.
• 2:26:38
  Speaker 7: Yep, and that's how you.
• 2:26:40
  Speaker 3: Should do it.
• 2:26:40
  Speaker 1: We did our little carousel of videos like a few
• 2:26:43
  Speaker 1: weeks ago, and your video was so like holler like.
• 2:26:49
  Speaker 1: It was a different level than I've ever heard you before.
• 2:26:52
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe you've been pinning the house for
• 2:26:55
  Speaker 1: three days or something.
• 2:26:56
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 2:26:57
  Speaker 1: Wait, what?
• 2:26:58
  Speaker 3: I tell people all the time.
• 2:26:59
  Speaker 1: We were in those videos to each other like two
• 2:27:01
  Speaker 1: weeks ago.
• 2:27:02
  Speaker 7: We were all in the car.
• 2:27:03
  Speaker 3: Well, I tell people all the time. My accent has
• 2:27:05
  Speaker 3: cleaned up a lot since I left the home.
• 2:27:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you let it go that day.
• 2:27:08
  Speaker 3: But there are times.
• 2:27:09
  Speaker 7: That day.
• 2:27:10
  Speaker 6: You put a mask on every time I hear from you.
• 2:27:14
  Speaker 7: I'm like, who is this guy?
• 2:27:16
  Speaker 3: No, he really does talk like that. That's how I
• 2:27:22
  Speaker 3: talk to myself in my head. I just let you
• 2:27:24
  Speaker 3: all in on that. I didn't clean it up. I
• 2:27:26
  Speaker 3: didn't edit it. It was.
• 2:27:29
  Speaker 1: Fun watching you pull that saran wrap off that too.
• 2:27:32
  Speaker 1: I can't do it. You know what I need to say?
• 2:27:35
  Speaker 7: I need a knife.
• 2:27:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah. You need a knife. You need a knife to
• 2:27:38
  Speaker 1: open this knife. It is weird to say you need
• 2:27:40
  Speaker 1: a knife for a knife. It is. I got one.
• 2:27:42
  Speaker 7: Seems like an oxymoron there.
• 2:27:43
  Speaker 3: Where have you been?
• 2:27:45
  Speaker 1: That's what I needed.
• 2:27:47
  Speaker 3: I always have a knife on me.
• 2:27:48
  Speaker 1: Do y'all feel good about this one? The tip's broke
• 2:27:50
  Speaker 1: off of it.
• 2:27:51
  Speaker 7: I'm feeling good.
• 2:27:52
  Speaker 1: You better start noticing. I agree.
• 2:27:55
  Speaker 3: Anyway, all right.
• 2:27:58
  Speaker 1: Oh, you have no idea. Actually, there's one that I
• 2:28:01
  Speaker 1: really want to find that I haven't played in a
• 2:28:02
  Speaker 1: long time. It's about him talking about his bedazzled jeans.
• 2:28:05
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 2:28:06
  Speaker 1: Doug used to wear designer jeans like the head of bedazzled. Absolutely.
• 2:28:09
  Speaker 7: So what happened to that day?
• 2:28:10
  Speaker 3: I think we started playing this all the time.
• 2:28:13
  Speaker 1: No, I'm wearing it somewhere right now. Dude, I want
• 2:28:14
  Speaker 1: Chick-fil-A fries.
• 2:28:17
  Speaker 3: Y'all must be drinking I don't know who that was
• 2:28:20
  Speaker 3: it might have been me.
• 2:28:21
  Speaker 6: Let's not worry about it right now you can't find
• 2:28:24
  Speaker 6: the bedazzled jeans.
• 2:28:25
  Speaker 3: At this point everybody's heard the bedazzled jeans I think
• 2:28:29
  Speaker 3: the play is actually me talking but I said I
• 2:28:31
  Speaker 3: think your bedazzled jeans are too tight using it like
• 2:28:35
  Speaker 3: a screwdriver like a man does like a man does
• 2:28:40
  Speaker 3: I don't need a flat head screwdriver I got a
• 2:28:42
  Speaker 3: pocket knife this is a birthday party right It's not
• 2:28:45
  Speaker 3: even like my cheap pocket knife.
• 2:28:47
  Speaker 1: We're done. We're so glad you guys listened. We did it.
• 2:28:50
  Speaker 1: All right. They haven't listened yet, though. We're barely live.
• 2:28:53
  Speaker 3: But they're going to listen.
• 2:28:54
  Speaker 1: Well.
• 2:28:55
  Speaker 7: Barely live.
• 2:28:55
  Speaker 1: Barely live.
• 2:28:56
  Speaker 6: We were barely live on Paul's Instagram when no viewers
• 2:28:59
  Speaker 6: of his 40,000 followers were watching.
• 2:29:00
  Speaker 1: There was one, but it got off.
• 2:29:03
  Speaker 7: It opened and said, I'm in the wrong place. I
• 2:29:05
  Speaker 7: need to go.
• 2:29:06
  Speaker 1: Nope. Nope. Not doing it. Have you ever accidentally gotten.
• 2:29:09
  Speaker 3: This is the only fans account I was looking for.
• 2:29:11
  Speaker 1: Yes. It was like possums. You know when it says
• 2:29:14
  Speaker 1: you go to press someone's thing?
• 2:29:15
  Speaker 6: It's like a story and then they're live and then
• 2:29:17
  Speaker 6: you're like, let me.
• 2:29:18
  Speaker 7: Get out of here.
• 2:29:18
  Speaker 1: I've done it where you press someone's thing and all
• 2:29:21
  Speaker 1: of a sudden it appears that it's a live thing
• 2:29:23
  Speaker 1: and you're like... I didn't mean to be here. I
• 2:29:25
  Speaker 1: don't want to be in here with three people. So
• 2:29:28
  Speaker 1: then it's clear when you get out of there. You're
• 2:29:30
  Speaker 1: going to know that you want to watch them tie
• 2:29:32
  Speaker 1: a fly. I hope everybody out there went and voted.
• 2:29:38
  Speaker 1: I didn't. See y'all. Bye.
• 2:29:41
  Speaker 3: You're a bad American, Paul.
• 2:29:43
  Speaker 1: Actually, let's go out on a scoop. We'll play a scoop.
• 2:29:47
  Speaker 3: I like it.
• 2:29:49
  Speaker 1: This is actually a really famous song. Hi, I'm Trey,
• 2:29:54
  Speaker 1: and I'll be your fishing guide today. Oh, so you've
• 2:30:03
  Speaker 1: trout fished a bunch. That's cool. So you're bringing all
• 2:30:14
  Speaker 1: six of your rods? Okay. By the way, that vest
• 2:30:19
  Speaker 1: is really cool. This is one o'clock. This is one o'clock.
• 2:30:28
  Speaker 2: You seriously can't see them?
• 2:30:30
  Speaker 1: You seriously can't see them? About a hundred fish in one.
• 2:30:43
  Speaker 1: About a hundred fish in one, one, one, one, one, one, one.
• 2:30:50
  Speaker 1: No more left. No more right.
• 2:30:52
  Speaker 8: No more left, left, left.
• 2:30:54
  Speaker 1: Left, left. One more minute. No more left.
• 2:31:00
  Speaker 2: No more left.
• 2:31:01
  Speaker 1: Right, right, right. Right, right, left. Now left. No, stop.
• 2:31:06
  Speaker 1: Just stop. Just stop. So now you're saying you've never
• 2:31:11
  Speaker 1: casted a fly rod, rod, rod. No, I didn't bring one. No,
• 2:31:19
  Speaker 1: I didn't bring you here. No, I didn't bring... More left.
• 2:31:28
  Speaker 1: More left. Right.
• 2:31:29
  Speaker 6: Right. More left.
• 2:31:30
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 2:31:30
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 2:31:30
  Speaker 1: More left. Right. Left.
• 2:31:32
  Speaker 6: Left.
• 2:31:32
  Speaker 1: Left. Right. A little further.
• 2:31:35
  Speaker 7: A little further.
• 2:31:36
  Speaker 3: More left. Left.
• 2:31:37
  Speaker 6: Left.
• 2:31:37
  Speaker 5: Left.
• 2:31:37
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 2:31:38
  Speaker 6: More left.
• 2:31:38
  Speaker 1: Twenty more seconds.
• 2:31:41
  Speaker 3: Too long, Paul. Too long.
• 2:31:47
  Speaker 1: Yes, I do accept tips. yeah man see you next
• 2:31:57
  Speaker 1: year I'm so sorry