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James Bondservant, Agent 24/7 · Adventures: Bible Truths in Action

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  The name's Bond servant, James Bond servant Agent 24/7 of His
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  Majesty's Special Service, serving Jesus Christ 24 hours a
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  day, seven days a week. Oh yes, and I like the gifts of
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  God within me. Stirred, not shaken.
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  Wherefore art thou 24/7? I toldeth him precisely 730.
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  Thy watch must be fast. Cute.
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  I setteth my watch this morning just so I wouldeth not be late.
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  No time for chitchat 24/7 Thou hast an assignment.
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  Dost thou remember the evil villain Scary face?
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  Only too well, he kept with me awake at night when I was a
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  young lad. Well, scary face art in America
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  now. He's threatened to destroyeth
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  the nation. Thou hast been assigned to his
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  case. An Americaneth agent by the name
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  of Smart will filleth thou in on the details.
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  Thy plain leaveth in one hour. Better get it packed, 2470.
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  I have one more thing for thee, 24/7.
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  What's this? I already have it, The Pocket
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  Bible. I know, I know, it's a more
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  modernist translation without all the these and thou's
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  Americans seemeth to like it more.
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  I thought it might cometh in handy.
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  Thanks. And one more thing, 24/7 God be
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  with you. He always is cute.
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  He always is. So this is America, land of the
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  free, home of the brave. That's odd.
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  Who's that chap trying to sneak up on me?
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  You must be James Bond servant Agent 24.
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  Seven. Yes, and you are.
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  Don't look at me. It's better if we're not seen
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  together. But we are together.
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  Right, but let's try to look like we're not together.
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  How do you suggest we do that? Keep looking straight ahead.
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  If you say so. I'm Agent Tutu.
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  Tutu. Isn't that a ballet dress?
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  No, I go to church 2 * a week for two hours each time.
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  That's more than most Americans. I'm impressed.
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  So what's your name? Agent Tutu.
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  The name is smart, not so smart. Not so.
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  That's an unusual name. My dad gave it to me as sort of
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  a graduation gift, although I never did graduate.
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  Seven years in the 10th grade and all I got was a lousy name.
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  Hey, wait a minute, Are you sure you're James Bond servant?
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  Yes, I'm sure. Why do you ask?
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  I thought all you British guys talked in these and thou's all
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  the time. Where did you get such an idea?
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  Do you? Carry a weapon.
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  I assume you're referring to my pocket Bible here, have a look.
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  No, these and thou's guess I was wrong about you guys.
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  Heads up, not so smart. We're about to have company.
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  What? Oh God, please help me God.
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  All right, you, Who sent you? I'll never tell.
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  Who sent you? If you knew what he would do,
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  you wouldn't tell either. Get out of here and don't ever
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  sneak up on us again. God, how could you do this to
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  me? I'm your child.
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  I am Jesus in my heart. I go to church every Sunday.
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  That's enough complaining. Not so smart.
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  If you intend to be a true servant of God, you'd better
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  learn that God is not the one responsible for your problems.
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  There's an enemy out there, John 1633 says in the world you will
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  have tribulation, but be of good cheer.
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  I have overcome the world. God is on your side.
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  Sometimes he may be the only one on your side.
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  So the next time you're attacked, Agent Tutu, remember
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  that Jesus lives in you and he has overcome the world.
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  Be courageous and take authority over the works of the devil in
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  Jesus name. Do you have a Bible?
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  Well, yeah, everyone has a Bible.
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  Where is your Bible? It's a.
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  Home. I never carry it with me.
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  You'd better get smart, start carrying your Bible and read it.
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  But the pages might get bent. The wisdom in this book has
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  saved my life many times. It will save yours too.
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  Once you learn what it says. Meditate on it day and night so
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  you can do it. Copy that, I'll find my Bible
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  and keep it with me so I can use it.
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  So who were those guys? They work for Scary Face.
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  Shouldn't we follow them? They'll be back.
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  Besides, I wanted to send a message to Scary Face.
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  Good thinking. What message did we send?
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  God's Word helps us overcome every problem, and we serve
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  Jesus Christ 24 hours a day, seven days a week.
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  Agent 24/7. So that's what 24/7 stands for.
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  So do you know where I can take a shower and get a little rest?
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  I've booked a room for you in the Radical Hotel.
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  You'll like it there. It's right around the corner
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  now. You go on ahead.
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  I'll be right there. Good thing I have my smartphone.
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  Hello Chief, Smart here. Bond servant and I were just
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  attacked by a couple of Scary Face.
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  As hoodlums, we let them go. No, we decided not to follow
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  them. We wanted to send Scary Face a
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  message. We serve Jesus Christ 24 hours a
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  day, seven days a week. Oh, and Chief, is it possible to
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  change my agent numbers? I don't want to be Agent 22
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  anymore. I like 24/7.
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  How did you sleep last night? Look the other way.
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  Are we being watched? No, I don't think so.
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  I just thought we weren't supposed to be seen together.
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  Oh, you're right, Bond servant, I almost forgot.
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  Here, try a pair of these secret agent glasses.
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  Sunglasses. Not sunglasses, special agent
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  glasses. Now we can talk normally without
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  being seen together. Wow.
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  Talking without being seen together while wearing glasses.
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  In England we still use what they call a cell phone.
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  Oh well, we have those two. These special agent glasses make
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  it a little more personal. I see with these glasses you can
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  actually reach out and touch someone.
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  Oh, don't do that bond servant. I might have hurt you.
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  It's a dangerous thing to sneak up on the likes of me.
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  Yes, you proved that to me yesterday when Scary Face's men
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  jumped us. Oh well, that was different.
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  They were the bad. Guys, Speaking of scary face,
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  what does he look like and where can I find him?
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  No one knows for sure. From what we can gather, no one
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  has actually seen him. He's always disguised as a
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  clown. A clown.
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  Perhaps one of you gentlemen can help me.
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  I'm looking for smart, not so smart.
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  That's me. Who's your friend, Mr. Smart?
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  The name's Bon Savant. James Bon Savant, it's a
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  pleasure to make your acquaintance.
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  The pleasure is all mine, I assure you.
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  I am Mesaheri. The name Mesaheri matches your
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  messy Hera. So kind of you to notice.
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  Hey James, look, this gift is from God.
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  Let me see that. Give that back to me.
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  That's odd. She didn't have you sign
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  anything. Excuse me, Madam.
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  This better be good. Smart stop.
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  Too late. Hold your breath.
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  It's a deadly gas. All right, boys.
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  Gas bomb servants. Yes, that's it.
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  No, that's not it. Come back here.
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  OK, maybe not. Why you?
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  Sorry, I have to run. Smart, are you OK?
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  Someone wants us out of the way. My guess is that package was
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  from Scary Face and he sent some more Woodlands to make sure we
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  got the package. Not so smart.
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  Can you hear me? Be healed in Jesus name.
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  I think I was dead. How did you do?
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  That I'm licensed to heal the sick, cleanse the lepers, raise
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  the dead, cast out demons. It comes with the number.
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  What? What number?
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  24/7 serving Jesus Christ. 24 hours a day, seven days a week.
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  Smart. Do you remember what you said
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  before you opened that package? Yeah, I said.
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  This better be good. And it wasn't, was it?
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  No. Now listen to me smart.
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  If there's one thing you can count on, it's this.
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  If it's from God, it's always good.
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  If it's bad, it's from the devil.
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  How do you know? It's in this Bible every good
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  and perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father.
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  James 117 and John 1010 says the thief comes only to steal and
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  kill and destroy. Jesus came that we may have life
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  and have it to the full. I got to get me one of those.
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  Bibles, Come on, let's get you somewhere where you can rest.
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  James. James, you saved my life.
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  How can I ever repay you? You can start by not hugging me.
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  We don't want to be seen together, remember?
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  Oh, right. And don't thank me, thank God.
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  Dear God, I know it's been a long time since you've heard
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  from me. What did you say?
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  It's been a long time since I last prayed.
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  How long? I'm not.
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  Sure. A day, a week, a month.
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  Three years. And you consider yourself a
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  special agent? Oh, it's all starting to make
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  sense. Hey, I'm learning.
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  Look, I even have a Bible now. Good.
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  Did you read? It well.
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  It won't do any good in your pocket.
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  You have to know what it says so you can believe it and do it,
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  Jesus said. Anyone who listens to my
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  teaching and follows it is voice, like a person who builds
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  a house on solid rock. Matthew 724.
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  I tried to read it but I'm having a hard time understanding
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  it. Why is that?
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  It's full of these and nows that sort of thing.
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  Give me that here. Take my Bible.
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  It's much easier to understand. I don't know what to say.
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  Bond servant. This is the nicest thing anyone
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  has ever done for me. Like I said, don't thank me.
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  Thank God. Now, did you find anything on
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  Mesa, Harry? I sure did.
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  She's scary faces girlfriend. That's what I thought.
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  Did you hear that? Hear what?
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  That music, the last two times I heard that music, we were
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  attacked by hoodlums. I knew it.
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  Wow, Bond servant. That guy is big.
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  He's got me pinned Smart behind you, I.
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  So your bond servant agent 24/7 His Majesty special service.
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  What exactly is His Majesties special Service?
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  I've been trained to be a servant of God, a doer of his
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  word. By the way, scary face, I see
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  you live up to your name. Yes, very clever Mr. Bond
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  servant, but the question is, do you live up to yours?
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  I do my best with God's help. You mean God himself helps you
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  obey his word? That's what I said, for God is
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  working in me, giving me the desire and the power to do what
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  pleases Him. Philippians 213.
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  Sounds like a win win situation. He wins, you win.
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  Tell me, Mr. Bond Servant, what does 24/7 stand for?
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  Agent 24/7 Serving Jesus Christ 24 hours a day, seven days a
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  week. Well, we shall soon see if
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  that's true. Tie him up.
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  Wally, Wally, I suppose your mummy still tucks you in bed at
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  night. That's enough, Wally.
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  Put Mr. Bon Servant down. We want to have fun with him
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  before we kill him. Bring in the Boom Boom minion.
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  This may look like a bowling ball, but it is a bomb.
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  Mr. Bonservant. It's on a timer set for 2
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  minutes. As soon as I press this button.
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  I would set it for longer, but we don't want to drag this out
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  too long. It's very sensitive.
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  Mr. Bonservant, the slightest movement will cause this bomb to
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  explode. Even the sound waves from your
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  voice will set it off unless. Unless what?
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  Unless you say 3 words, scary face is Lord.
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  You can't say it, can you? Agent 24/7.
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  Jesus is my only Lord. And that's my friend will send
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  you to your grave. Here.
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  Handle with care. 2 minutes until kaboom.
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  Mr. Bond servant, it was nice meeting you.
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  Father, I thank you that no weapon formed against me will
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  prosper. You always make a way where
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  there seems to be no way. Oh, Oh no.
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  Smart is waking up. I feel like I've been hit in the
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  head with a club. What's Bond serving doing with a
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  bowling ball? Is he?
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  Trying to shush. Me Why didn't you tell me you
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  wanted to go bowling? It was a.
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  Trick So you don't want to go bowling?
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  This isn't a bomb, it's just a bowling ball.
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  You. Thought that was a bomb.
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  Where did you get an idea like that?
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  I'm sorry, Smart. Did you say something?
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  Wait, is there a place nearby that sells bowling balls?
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  There's a sporting goods store around the corner, but the
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  bowling alleys have plenty of them you can use for free.
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  The store may have a receipt with scary faces address.
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  That's Harry Smart. Did you say scary face?
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  I didn't know he liked a bowl. I'm going to fire my hairdresser
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  when I see him again. He's ruined my hair.
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  Bad hair day. Perhaps I could give you a
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  helping hand. Mr. Bond Servant, how nice of
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  you to offer. I didn't know you styled women's
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  hair. It's just a little something I
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  do on the side. Wow, that's really tangled.
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  Have you considered something along the lines of a bold look?
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  I can't even get a brush through this mess of hair.
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  How dare you insult me? I ought to let go of my hand.
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  Where is Scary Face? Yeah.
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  He's he's, he's not here. Where is he?
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  Let me go, bond servant. Tell me where is scary face?
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  It's about time you got here. Oh, I see you have Agent Not so
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  Smart tied and gagged. Tie a bond servant.
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  My head smart. What are you doing here?
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  I can't understand a word you're saying.
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  Pull that handkerchief down under your chin.
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  I can see our hands are tied, but they're not tied behind
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  your. Back reach.
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  Up and pull that handkerchief away from your mouth.
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  Sorry I don't have a lot of experience being tied up and
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  gagged. I thought I told you to wait by
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  the car. I wanted to help, after all I'm
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  not so smart agent 24/7. I thought you were Agent Tutu.
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  Not anymore. I requested a number change.
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  I decided to be 24/7 just like you and I hope you don't mind.
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  No, not at all. The more 24 sevens we have in
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  this world, the better. What is all this nonsense about
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  24/7? Is that some kind of a secret
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  code? It's a code all right, but it's
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  not secret. Then tell me what it means.
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  Serving Jesus Christ 24 hours a day, seven days a week.
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  Where's Scary Face? So, Mr. Bond's servant, why are
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  you so insistent on seeing scary face?
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  He played a lousy trick on me and he's trying to take over the
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  world. I'm here to we're here to stop
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  Scary face. Tell us where he is and we'll
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  let you go. Oh, very funny Mr. Bond's
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  servant. Your words are meaningless.
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  You are in no position to make an offer like that.
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  You both are all tied up. Obviously you haven't read
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  Proverbs 1821. Death and life are in the power
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  of the tongue, and those who love it will eat its fruit.
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  Well, smart, I see you've been reading your Bible.
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  That's a sign of a good agent. Thanks for the Bible you gave
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  me, I read it every chance I get, although it did get a
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  little wet in the shower this morning.
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  Mr. Smart, you think there is power in your tongue, do you?
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  That's right, our words can enslave us or set us free.
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  Missa Harry. Then I have a little surprise
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  for the two of you. We'll see how well you can throw
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  your mouth. What are those?
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  Sour Warheads. Oh, I love candy.
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  With poison in the center. You expect us to eat those?
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  We'll just spit them out. You'll have to come up with
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  something better than that. How about leaving us with a
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  bowling ball and pretending it's a bomb?
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  We like that game. I heard about that scary face
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  could just as easily have given you a real bomb.
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  He's going to wish he did before it's over.
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  That's what you say now, but she won't be saying much.
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  In a minute. You see Mr. Bond's servant,
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  These warheads are so sour that the instant you put them in your
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  mouth, your jaws will lock shut. It's impossible to spit them out
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  or to talk, so your words won't do you any good.
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  What do you have to say about that, Mister Smart?
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  Mr. Bomb's servant? No clever response.
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  I hope you don't hate me. I don't hate you, I feel sorry
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  for you. You're mixed up with the likes
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  of scary face and he's leading you straight to hell.
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  You need Jesus, Messer Harry. He'll give you a new heart and
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  he can heal your head. Who as well?
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  Oh, and by the way, your hoodlums need to learn how to
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  tie a rope. How did you walk it free, Wally?
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  Hey, what's the big idea? Oh, it's Wally.
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  Let us go, Wally. Why don't you pick on someone
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  your own size? There is no one his own size.
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  Have you considered playing basketball or football?
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  You could make a lot of money. Nice try, gentlemen.
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  Unfortunately for you, it is time for your warheads.
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  Forgive me for leaving, Mr. Bond Servant, but I love you too much
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  to watch you die. Swallow it, James.
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  The Bible says in Mark 16 that if a believer eats anything
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  deadly, it won't harm them. Of course, they'd never
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  intentionally eat anything poisonous, but we didn't have a
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  choice. Give me that, it says, and these
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  signs shall follow those who believe if they drink anything
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  deadly, it will not hurt them. Don't try this at home, kids.
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  Good work, smart. Someone's coming.
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  Play dead. Well, I thought someone was
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  coming. Someone's coming.
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  Grab that one by the arms and drag him out of here.
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  I'll get this one. Quick, let's get out of here
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  before someone else shows up. What about scary face?
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  Don't worry, we're not leaving without scary Face.
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  What are we going to do? We're going to do what we should
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  have done from the beginning. We're going to pray and hear
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  from God. He'll tell us what to do.
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  All right, you got me. I give up.
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  Smart. The coast is clear Smart.
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  You look ridiculous dressed like a baby and I've never seen a
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  baby bottle that big before. Are you sure this plan is going
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  to work? I've never been so sure of
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  anything in my life. Bond Servant.
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  When we were praying a few moments ago, God gave me this
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  idea. Scary Face is a sucker for
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  little kids. When he comes out to scare me,
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  you grab him. I've never been one to argue
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  with God smart, but dressing up like a baby?
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  I'm not sure I could do that. I do have an image to keep up.
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  I'm surprised at you, bond servant.
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  You're the one that taught me that God will exalt us when we
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  do things His way. Smart.
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  I want you to know that I'm very proud of you.
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  You're acting like an official agent 24/7 now serving Jesus
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  Christ 24 hours a day, seven days a week.
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  Coming from you, that means a lot to me.
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  After all, I learned from the best.
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  Now let's get these guys. I'll go hide while you do your
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  baby imitation. Goo goo Gaga goo goo Gaga wow
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  goo goo Gaga goo. What's that awful noise?
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  It's just a kid. Goo goo Gaga.
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  Let's scare him, boss. Yeah, let me give him the scare
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  of his life. I got you miss a hairy fat.
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  Let. Go hey, what's the big idea,
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  kid? Let go of my.
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  Girl, it's not nice to scare little kids.
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  Scary face. Check out my baby bottle.
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  That baby is funny. Did you see him hit Mesa Harry
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  with that bottle? What's so funny?
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  Get Von's servant now. Get that kid.
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  Oh me. Oh wow, this baby bottle worked
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  out better than I thought. It's all over scary face.
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  Surrender before I baby bottle you it's.
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  Not going to be that easy, kid Wally.
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  Oh no, not Wally Bond servant, Wake up.
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  I could sure use your help. Goo goo Gaga, Goo goo Gaga.
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  Wally, what are you doing just standing there, huh?
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  Get the kid. No Wally like kids.
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  Fine, I'll get him myself. No, you no hurt, baby.
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  Thanks Wally, you're a big help. Wally like to help Wally clean
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  bedroom when little and help dad a clean car too.
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  How about helping us clean up Scary Face and these hoodlums,
• 26:08
  They're all going to jail for a very long time.
• 26:11
  OK, when finish I play with your kid.
• 26:15
  There's nothing he would like more.
• 26:16
  Oh. My head What?
• 26:20
  Wally put me down. Wally take out trash.
• 26:25
  I'm not trash. Wally.
• 26:32
  Your plan works. Smart Wally really likes you in
• 26:35
  that baby costume. Wait a second, bond servant?
• 26:39
  The purpose of me dressing up like this was to apprehend scary
• 26:42
  face. Now that her mission is
• 26:44
  accomplished, I'm putting this bottle down and I'm calling my
• 26:47
  chief. I'm agent 24/7.
• 26:51
  I don't have time to babysit that overgrown toddler.
• 26:54
  Smart, If I were you, I wouldn't upset Wally.
• 26:58
  Baby, where's Bottle? There you go, pick up baby, need
• 27:04
  bottle. Listen up, Wally, I'm not a
• 27:07
  little kid and I'm not going to pick up that bottle.
• 27:11
  Baby obey Uncle Wally or Uncle Wally spank baby.
• 27:16
  All right, all right, I'm going. Just don't spank me.
• 27:20
  There. I have the bottle.
• 27:21
  Are you happy now? Put me down, Wally.
• 27:25
  Wally Bond, servant.