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The Vindication of Stassi (VPR S1 Pt. 2) · Mention It All Again

• Blake: Welcome, welcome back to another episode of Mention It All Again. I'm Blake and I am seated here virtually with my lovely co host Casey Haygirl. Casey: Hey Blake, hey listeners, watchers, friends of the pod, family, is that too far, maybe. Maybe. Whoa! Blake: Well, some of y'all I feel like I we've started to develop a real a real bond. It's it's starting to feel Casey: Right. That's so true. Blake: like chosen family. How about that? Casey: So true. That's exactly what I meant. Blake: Right? I feel like, you know, we we have some really magical interactions with people in the replies to to our Instagram posts. It's it almost makes you want to cry, tears of joy. Casey: I do sometimes, as you might know. But Blake: You do often. Casey: I know I love a reply. One thing about me, I'm I I will talk to anyone. I will be in the comment section of anything. If you follow me on any of my accounts, you will see me all over the place. There's no comment section I won't go I go I won't go Blake: You really are Casey: to. Blake: You're so brave, the courage on that lady. It's crazy. Yeah. Casey: I comment on everyone's posts, like they're my like my grandmother, like my personal family members. Like I am literally in the comment Blake: Sometimes Casey: section, like beautiful queen, I love this post. Like keep slaying, you are so amazing. Always positive. I'm not a hater, like I don't I'm not like a troll. Blake: Didn't you you just send me Casey: Like I'm I'm supportive, just to be clear. Blake: Yeah, I I I I don't think you've ever I don't think I've ever seen you like reply something nasty. I feel like you just sort of like Casey: I like rarely I I like to s I like to spread good. I used to practice dark, but now I practice light and I really don't like to engage. Instagram is so peaceful Blake: Ha ha ha. Casey: because like when I used to be on Twitter, I could never find peace because you can't actually block anybody on there anymore. Instagram, Blake: my god Casey: at least once you wanna be done with someone, poof. There they go. So that's how Blake: Yeah. Casey: I stay in the in the light. That's how I don't practice the dark. Cause sometimes people Blake: Wow. Casey: want to test me. And I also am a dictator about my own posts. I think I talked about this once about when people comment support of Tom Schwartz, I filter the comments. Blake: You blocked them. I don't get why people like why they think that blocking somehow shows weakness. I'm like, why do you think you get to be stank ass rude to me in my own replies? I'm just gonna block you. Like, you don't have that right. That's not Casey: I know. Blocking's the best. I'm gonna curate my own social media experience so I have the best time Blake: Right. Casey: on an app that I'm voluntarily on. Why would I like want to see anything or talk to people that don't align with me? Blake: Why would I wh like imagine if you're walking down the street and somebody walks up to you and says, like, wow, you're a stupid bitch. Like, wouldn't you be like, I am gonna remove myself from the situation so that I never have to see this person again? Like, why would you be like in real life Casey: my god imagine if you could block people in real life like it wouldn't it wouldn't kill them like it's like not like any harm like it's just like I personally you will never see me and we will like that would be so I would do Blake: I think that's Casey: that everywhere I went. Every single man that looked at me sideways blocked never again blocked blocked get blocked Blake: You'd have a world just full of women and every Casey: I would have the best world. I would get rid of people who are bad drivers. my god. Wait, did I just solve the world? We need to figure this out. Blake: No, do you understand that do you understand that this is a Black Mirror episode? It like really is. Casey: I guess all the other people would still exist, like just because I can't see them. Like we'd have to solve like how they can't like Blake: No, they exist. I forgot like Casey: tr touch me. Like a force field maybe? Blake: yeah. Well, I d you know, I think you'd have to go back to the the Black Mirror episode and see why it was on Black Mirror, but there was like Casey: this is this you mean like this is an episode like that Blake: a no, it's a literal like they did this already. Like you could block people No, no, no, no. No, I'm saying like they Casey: You didn't mean like this is kind of like one. Like this is a an episode that happened. Blake: they explored this topic and it got dark somehow and I forgot how. So that's why I'm saying like just before you start like trying to make this a real thing in your own life. I would explore like how it went wrong so you could learn from that, you know? Casey: Yeah, no, that's good advice. I I have never seen Black Mirror because I get kind of scared. Blake: It's really like it's like Yeah. Casey: Like I get scared of things like that. I don't want to especially like nowadays things like that feel too real. Like all like the doomsday shows and like Blake: Mm. Casey: I was just reading another book, like I'm like, this is starting to like elevate my heart rate 'cause it kinda feels like this is like the situation that we're we're in, maybe. Blake: Yeah. Well, because before it felt a little bit like, ooh, like in the future, and now when you go back and watch it, it's like, that happened. That's happening. Like there was one where they had the like you know those like robotic like police dogs that they make and they're just like and they can like they can shoot and like whatever, and so like they had an episode with one of those and it was like a like a post apocalyptic, like, those dogs are hunting you or whatever, and I'm like That literally could happen right now. Like if they just let those things loose, like they could just the robot could track you and try and kill you. Like, it does kind of get to that place. But I forgot specifically Casey: Yeah, no, it's like Blake: how the like blocking 'cause like in theory that's like it's like, bitch, shut up and then you just block them with like a remote or something. But like I forgot how it got dark where it was like, Casey: Yeah, we'll we'll we'll flag that for further further research. and we'll circle back on that at a later date. Blake: Right. Yeah. Right. 'Cause that's exactly what people tuned in to check in on is what that episode of Black Mirror was about. Well Casey: No, sorry, I meant like I'll jot that down for my own personal records when I solve the world. So I'll get back to you guys on how it goes. Blake: Uh-huh, right. As you embark on this journey, this side hustle of yours to re engineer life as we know it, you can just check back in with us about how to avoid the Black Mirror issue. And that's the end of the episode, everyone. Thank you for tuning in. Just kidding. The Casey: That sounds good. And you know what also is like an episode of Black Mirror? Blake: the cul the col Casey: An episode of a different show that's not similar at all. Except that they can both be frightening. One thing about me, I I'm a segue. I'm gonna segue that thing right. Blake: The clunky segue. And you wanna know what else is like Black Mirror? Vanderpump Rules. That was like a very like that was a very slick, like wet and wild s slip and slide segue right there. Like, alright, we're going from I feel like I've whiplashed like Black Mirror to Vanderpump Rules. Casey: Uh-huh, uhhuh. It's like all the keep people that would annoy me in school that would always do like the piggybacking off of that. Like I had I Blake: my god. Casey: had one guy that would like do such absurd ones. Like he one time he was like, just to like springboard right off of that. Like I'm just gonna like no no no. Piggyback is the one. You don't get to like pick other words. Blake: Just to Just to like mattress jump off of that to the next topic. Casey: Like shut the hell up. Me and like my friends in my class, every time he'd like pull some like funk ass word, I'm like, I'm gonna I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him. I'm actually I'm gonna I'm gonna Blake: I'm gonna find him at lunch and I'm gonna end his life. Casey: murder it. Alright. I know we well anyways, you know what also made me wanna murder men. Vanderbilt Blake: Wow, that's like a Black Mirror episode. Casey: Rule season one. That was a Blake: That was a that was a good one. That was a good one. Casey: little better. That was a little better than the Black Mirror one. but Blake: Why don't you remind everyone where we left off? 'Cause we didn't it's been a while since this episode. Casey: It has been a while. So we left off in episode five. We kind of got to like a little bit of the beginnings of it, but we paused before. An iconic staff meeting, which isn't a sentence, a phrase you hear often. There aren't too many iconic Blake: Hehehehehe. Casey: staff meetings out there on the market, but this one Blake: Ha. Casey: this one has one in Vanderphone Frulls season season one, Blake: Ha ha. Casey: episode five. And apologies that I lied and I put that this episode is episodes six through ten, 'cause it's really sort of episode five through ten, so don't get pissed. Blake: Yeah, there was a lot going on in the last like the very front of this season, the first half, so we ki we like kinda went off the rails. We had to stop mid-episode. Casey: as we of as we so often do, 'cause we're incapable of being concise. So that's Blake: We have to dump Casey: why. Blake: as many thoughts in the hour and a half on this podcast as we possibly can. And and y'all, I think we I think I think we it's pretty shocking what we're able to condense into such a small amount of time. but it it Casey: How amazing. Blake: our our gorgeous our gorgeous voluptuous brains Casey: Yeah, sorry that we know words, lots of them, and we wanna use them. Blake: Lots of but y'all couldn't say this many words. Casey: my god, I Blake: Yeah. Casey: I can't stop ha getting off track to have a key but back Blake: But we but we must to the staff meeting. Casey: Scheduled program my god, you mind if we cringe out real quick before we get back to the show? but They're at the staff meeting. They're having a staff meeting. In the aftermath of Las Vegas. Yes, at CERT. Hosted by the Madam. The Madam of the home. And she's mad as fuck. Blake: At sir Yeah. Lisa's like She's like at in her brothel putting her like little prostitutes out in front of her to like to chastise them Casey: Like I know she gets so happy like when she's at home like planning her next scene where she gets to berate her staff. Like she's like, Blake: Ha ha. Casey: I hope they do something crazy so I can schedule in a scene of me absolutely owning them. Like, let's go. Like And this is one of those times like she is frothing to bring up the shirtless Moroccan parking lot fight. And she already like had a little sidebar with Jax about it, but she needs to talk to the whole group about it because it reflects her restaurant somehow. Very seriously. Blake: I this was actually like such a good it was so fucking funny because like they had been kind of updating her when they came back about there was a fight and blah blah blah but then like somebody I think Jax was like yeah we got into a fight and she was like where and they were like like at this Moroccan restaurant and LvP goes Wait in a restaurant You got into a fight in a restaurant and then she was like no this is not good You know, in that very moment that you walked into the restaurant, you were representing Sir. Because I am a restaurateur and I have empathy for the man running that restaurant that you took your Casey: Ha ha ha. Blake: shirt off in and started fighting. I'm like, so if it was in like a if it was in like a bar, or if it was in like a club, or if it was in like a a CVS, like they wouldn't she would be like, okay, whatever, physical violence. Casey: Like we got it, girl. You own restaurants. We literally know that's why we're here. You don't have to remind us. Like Blake: She's she's like I she's like I spiritually feel so bad for that restaurantur that you that you assaulted in his restaurant in front of his patrons. You probably lost him business that night. And it looks Casey: Like it. Blake: bad on me. Meanwhile that man probably doesn't even give a fuck. He doesn't even know who you are. Casey: He's saying, who the hell are you, lady? I'm just a regular little Moroccan joint in this Vegas strip mall. I never I never expected this. I didn't even know they were fighting. Like I never even noticed. Blake: He picks up the phone. He picks up the phone. He's like, he like presses one, it goes straight to Lisa Vanderpump's phone. He's like, Casey: Yeah. Blake: Hello, restaurantur. Are these your employees fighting in my rest my restaurant? She's like, my god, I'm so sorry. As the you and I as the only two restaurant Casey: Ha ha ha Blake: on the planet, this is just so embarrassing for me. Casey: It's so funny. Like she literally has to like she has to like girl boss out sometimes. Like it's like a werewolf thing. Blake: Ha ha ha. Casey: Like she like has to let it out of her out of her body and she does Blake: Ha ha ha. Casey: here. And this is one of her power trips because she like has to insert herself into the Las Vegas drama, even though it was not at work and really none of her business. Like, but okay. And they talk about, you know, the drink throwing of it all, the fighting in the parking lot, but Lisa's specifically. specifically wants to get to the bottom of the saucy Katie skirmish that occurred and Tom Schwartz, but Lisa doesn't care about him because he's not an employee. So to the Blake: Ha ha ha. Casey: to to the left. But she wants to talk about that. And It gets rewritten that Stasi is a ghetto bitch, Lisa calls her. Which, like, two words like that. I like, let's just like not, let's retire ghetto and bitch, LVP. Like, you don't need to be calling your employees ghetto or a bitch. Like your 23-year-old Blake: Yeah Casey: employee. Like, okay. Blake: Yeah, I don't rush I don't really think that like she gets to say that word. I'm just gonna Casey: No, like neither. As a woman hater and as a evil white British lady, let's retire both ghetto and bitch. Blake: How did this get somehow turned onto like Stasy started the entire altercation and not like Jax was a freak for showing up unannounced and then coming with such like like repressed anger at Frank and like clearly trying to goad him into like fighting him. Casey: It's crazy. Blake: And also how like Tom Schwartz called Stasi a bitch and that's why she threw water and like we're gonna ignore that he said that and we're gonna start with just like Yeah, Saucy just randomly threw water at Katie and then pulled her hair like Casey: And pulled her hair. And like she didn't even like really pull her hair. She was going for Tom Schwartz. So like even if she did pull Katie's hair, it was in the the kerfuffle of her attacking her evil boyfriend who was attacking Stasi for no reason. For literally no reason. Blake: Right. I was like I do not remember her just like reaching in and grabbing her fucking like bun or anything, so I feel like it it got fully rewritten to be like a saucy like fit that she just like ruined her own birthday dinner or something. Absolutely ridiculous. Casey: God, I'm like getting mad as fuck. Like, I'm looking at myself in the camera. I'm like, I look mad as fuck. And it honestly is so annoying. Like, she throws the drink. We've already done this analysis in the part one, but she throws the drink. Tom Schwartz is like shocked. Katie then goes after Stasi in defense of her loser boyfriend. And then Stasi proceeds on. So once again, my client is innocent, your honor. Blake: And to make matters worse, y'all we get introduced to Laura Lee in this half of the season. she's the one who talks like this. And she's like the rebound that Jax goes after after like ending things with Stasi because I guess Stasi and Laura Lee were like friendly, and Jax like knew that that would cause some problems, and also she's very like Number one, she seems extremely young and like just not super experienced with men, so I think she's easily manipulable. Manipulatable? Easily manipulated. Easily manipulated is the right And We we turned down the street and we parked. We're here now. But like Casey: Easily manipulated, huh. There we go. And we f and we found home. nice. Blake: she just she is very clearly like a pawn in this whole thing and Jax is very good at doing this, but it you hate to see it, but she's also very annoying. So like I don't I feel bad for her, but I'm also just like, you're annoying. and she there like she's she and Stasi are like kind of not great because when she started when Lorelee started seeing Jax, Stasi like started texting her. just like crazy, like blowing up on her, just basically putting her in her place and being like You're being manipulated and like you know, I was really nice to you, like I was one of the only people who spoke to you like when you started working here and now you're like doing this to me and I mean it was it's very high school like meet and girl vibe, but also like I would I like understand why she told Casey: a clip Blake: her Casey: from the reunion of them r talking about these texts. You could play it now if you want to play it now. If we like want to skip ahead and and WAR- Blake: Yeah, I'll just play it I'll just play it now so everyone has the the context. Mm-hmm. I mean, honestly, like I get it. I would number one, I would be Casey: Right. Blake: hurt and I feel like Laura Lee was being very slimy about it. And number two, like I feel like all she said was just like the truth. Casey: The truth and just like classic like someone who's angry like saying like things to get their anger out. Like I always say this when I'm in arguments with people. I'm not gonna like be haunted by you calling me like A fucking bitch or like just like a classic, you know, like one of the one of the OGs, like just like being classically angry. It's when you go for like the targeted, like really central to your character insults. Like that's when people get like really rocked. And that's not really what she's doing. She's just talking about the situation and just kind of being a bitch. Positive connotation, I I say. Blake: Yeah. Casey: But like Blake: She's she's not like she wasn't tearing her ap apart like for what she looks like or for like who she is as a person. She was coming after her what she did in the situation and how that bothered Stasi and she said it in a harsh way, but like she was hurt and I feel like honestly, like she has every right to be hurt. at least she didn't show up to fucking Jax's birthday party where she was uninvited and then cause a scene between the two of them and starts bitching out Laura Lee. Casey: Least she didn't stalk him. Blake: Right. Like I'm sorry, but she sent her some text, like, get over. And the fact that Lorelee is so like upset about it just honestly kind of like further serves the point. But also, sorry, how can you ever think Stasi is guilty of anything when she just has that face card? Like I know that's like the you know what I mean? Casey: She looks so good in every scene. She's just absolutely ending everyone, looking so good while they try to collectively mass gaslight her. And she stands firm and serves while doing it. And that that is how you mother. Blake: She's un unflappable, our fucking favorite word on this podcast. Casey: un fucking flappable. I mean she's flapped a little but like like momentarily short Blake: Ha ha Casey: term flapped but long term unflapped, you know? Like they f they flap they get her flapped Blake: Right, yeah. Like overall she's unflapped. Casey: like at times, but being flapped is a Blake: She recovers. Casey: is a marathon, not a not a sprint. It's there's a lot Blake: Right. Casey: to to to come. And she nevertheless she persisted and Blake: It's like the journey Right. Nevertheless she unflapped. I suppose you could say that you could say that. Casey: Correct. I and I've always said that. But yeah, Blake: So Casey: it's it's everything. And Lorelie's annoying, and all of her friends, since they're like committed to like this mass gaslighting, they are all pretending that Laura Lee is awesome and cool for this brief period of time too. Like Blake: Right. Casey: it's it's again this collective like switch up on Sasi and she calls it out and they're all like, You're crazy. You're absolutely insane. Like, you're the one who's wrong Blake: Like the rewriting Casey: here. Take Jack's back now. It's like he's literally you're literally with him and his new girlfriend. Why are you telling me to take him back? Like he has a new girlfriend. Blake: And that's also like really like the like s it's just we need to make that so clear to the listener that like what we are talking about here is Stasi being exiled from all of her relationships because everyone was mad that she broke up with Jax, was confident about breaking up with Jax, did not want to get back with him, and believed that he had fucked around on her, cheated on her And everyone was telling her that that's not true and that she should take him back. And how dare she not take him back? And therefore, like actually, you're the problem in this situation. That is what these people are upset at her for, is just making a strong, confident, informed decision about like who she wants to spend her time with. And that that man is not Jax Taylor. And we're actually living in a situation in a world where they're trying to tell us that that's a crazy decision for someone to make. That's fucking insane. And so at this At this staff meeting, Laura Lee, after, you know, LVP racistly pulls out the ghetto bitch card, Laura Lee jumps on the bandwagon and starts like calling Stasi fake and saying like You're you're acting like you're so innocent, but you've been sending me such harassing text messages. And Stasi turns at her and goes, I did. I absolutely Casey: Okay. Blake: did. And she's just like Casey: Like she never once is gonna say that she regrets how she treats Laura Lee. Like that never ever comes out of her mouth. She is not upset about this. You can't make her turn out to be. Like, she stands on this. I literally, like, I love her so much and I relate to her so much. Like, I feel like Blake: Ha ha ha. Casey: I have had so many similar experiences. Or I'm just like, like, why are y'all so mad? Like, that you can't change my mind about this horrible person that I don't like. Like Deal with it. Like, sorry. She did me wrong. Like, I'm allowed to be mad. Blake: It's just at a certain point right. Casey: Like, if sh like, yeah, it's unfortunate that we're co-workers, then tell me as my boss that I'm gonna be fired if I don't stop texting her. Lisa, go ahead. Step in. Solve it. Blake: Right. wait, you won't because this is a T V show and you know that it's interesting and you know that Stassi is the star. Casey: you're so glad she's doing this, actually. Because what else would you be talking about in this meeting? Not one lick of work is discussed. Like Blake: Ha ha ha ha. Casey: all their social lives are the topic of this. Imagine Blake: Yeah. Casey: being one of the other like Kia employees, like sitting there trying to just take your paycheck home. There's probably one person who has a family just trying to Blake: Ha ha ha. Casey: just trying to get their check and get back. They're like, God damn it, can we wrap this meeting up? Like, I have to get back. Blake: They're like, I was told I was gonna have a performance review today, and we're just talking about like who's putting their dick and who's coochie. Like I I need I have plans and like I need to deposit that check. Casey: Like I'm personally wasn't at the Moroccan restaurant. I'm not sleeping with Jax Taylor. Do you mind if I sneak out during this part? Like Blake: Yeah, do I need to be here? Is it is this like pertinent to all employees or is it sort of like a like some hands on deck, not all hands on deck kind of vibe? Because I don't know any of these people, to be honest. I work mornings. I don't wor I don't know them. Casey: Stassi and Lorelee are fully like brawling and people are like, Can we can we head out the exit? But Blake: So Casey: They literally are fighting. Blake: my tips Casey: Now they're just arguing about this fully non-work related thing and Lorelee is doing way too much. Again, wrong place, wrong time, wrong wrong subject, wrong recipient. Like it's Blake: Hehehehehe. Casey: just not the right move. It's a really, really poor move and Blake: Ha ha ha. Casey: she she looks like she's like tweaking out. Like LVP even goes at one point, like, Are you all right, Lorelee? Like you look like you're having a seizure over there. Like what's what's going on? And she 'cause she's literally like twitching. Getting ready to go. Blake: No, she's like she like can't like handle it, like standing up to Stasi, she's like I have to say something And I it's really funny because like she like Stasi basically says something like, I hope you like I hope like, you know, you enjoy like my leftovers or something and then she's like You know, we actually have like a real relationship or whatever and Saucy's like, Honestly, I want you guys to be good. Like, I hope you bring out the best in him. And then Lorelie goes, I like him how he is. And then Saucy goes, okay. She's she's like, That's not true. She's like, You're lying. Casey: Like you do That's tough. That's really tough. If you like him how he is, like you need to you need to want better for yourself. Like Blake: I'm just like you've you've y you've slept with this man like once, you met him three days ago, and now you're like he's the per like I'm so sorry. Have you never spoken to anyone else like who's known Jax Taylor? Like has that Casey: Right. Blake: name not come up in conversation? 'Cause nobody would say that like yeah, he's just amazing and perfect and like there's every woman just loves him for how he is and you know he's Casey: And she does repeatedly, like she really adores him and it's not warranted, which we'll get to shortly. But otherwise after the staff meeting, things are still tense within the group. Like Stasi hasn't spoken to Kristen or Katie, not since Vegas, not during the staff meeting. That was just a a wartime between her and Laura Lee. There wasn't Blake: Ha ha ha. Casey: any any time for anything else. And since we've been back and everyone else is real From the Vegas incidents. Jackson Laura Lee found time to to get busy. And specifically, there's a scene where Lisa is with like her publicist or some employee of hers and Ken. Like, okay, why the three of you? Like, whatever. And Ken casually is like so like Jackson Laura Lee were naked having sex on the sur bathroom floor, like they were caught pardon Ken? Can you can you speak up, Ken? What it what is the subject? Blake: He's like They were caught. I caught them. I found them having sex in the bathroom. They were caught by me. I'm like, why like aren't you ninety? Like go to the hospice or something. Like Casey: God, I'm gonna start crying. He's like, he's literally like, Blake: Yes. Casey: this is they're not on the subject of employees of jacks. Like they're talking about assum assumedly their own PR with Blake: Mm-hmm. Casey: their fumble says. And Ken is literally like, they were naked having sex on Blake: Ha ha ha. Casey: the bathroom floor. Like, how preposterous. Blake: I'm like Ken, do we need to do we need to change your diaper? Like you get a little too excited, my my friend. Calm down. Casey: And it's very this is like the forefather of when the Scandaval thing happens, he like reveals to Lisa like details about it, and he's like, Tom Zandoval and and Raquel were in were in the hut tub like while Ariana was was away. So like he he's not new to this, he's true to this. He's been on this game since this. Blake: Why does he does he have like a fucking like Apple Air tag on all of these people? Like they were in the bathroom having sex naked. They were Casey: Ha ha Blake: in the hot tub smoothing. Like why why do you know where everyone is and what they're doing at all times? Casey: Right. It's a bug. He's in the walls maybe during the day. Blake: Ha ha ha ha. Casey: Or or he's a producer plant, which is probably the more likely scenario, is that they are sending Ken in basically armed with a bomb. Blake: Liter Casey: Like, go, go, Ken. Like, get in there. Blake: They're like we're g we have a rolling walker for you so you can get in there a little faster today. Just just fo don't be afraid to push it a little bit quicker. Get in there and just and don't forget to mention naked. Naked. Casey: Don't even give any context to run right in and drop this in there. Take it. Blake: No clothes. Naked. He's like, alright, okay. Casey: Yeah. Blake: I've I my job for the day. I'm I'm ready to go do that. Casey: And you know, this is like pause just for a moment because Kristen like it intercuts over to the shift like while they're having this meeting about Jackson Lorley's sexual relations. Like they they Blake: Mm. Casey: assumedly make a plan. Is assumedly a word? I've said that twice now. Am I making that up? Blake: Assumingly Assumedly? Casey: Assumedly. That's why we need a production assistant. Assumedly, it's a word. Hell yeah. Okay, fuck yeah. Let's go, let's go! and they and they assumedly are disgusting. Blake: Okay, I was like that sounds like a yeah. She was so happy she was so happy to be literate Casey: They are assumedly discussing their plans to address this, and we cut over to the restaurant where Ken is probably listening in the walls. But Stasi's like sitting down eating before her shift, or allegedly just begun her shift about a few minutes past her clock in time. And Kristen pulls up mad as fuck. That Stasi is sitting down eating in uniform. And she walks over to Peter and is like, I am disgusted. By Stasi Peter. This is not okay, what time is it, Peter? Peter, go get her. Like, my god, what's your issue? You already traumatized her enough. Blake: I'm like I feel like the least you could do is not like be more of a cunt after like you guys have had like again you abandoned her. You ruined Herbert that you stole her birthday limo and stranded her at the st at the strip mall and now you can't let her eat lunch or dinner like fifteen minutes into her shift when no one else cares? Casey: Like, are you serious? Blake: Like Peter is the manager on on site. Like if anything If he has something to say, okay, but like you you just can't bear the sight of her eating her pasta? Like it's really Casey: Right. And Peter's like, okay, like now I have to go tell her to get up because you're making a scene about it. So like he goes, and it just like creating more animosity between the two of them. Like Kristen and Katie Blake: But it's funny. Casey: both have this stance at times. Like Katie less so, but they both do it throughout the season and it pisses me off even more. Like, what's the Heather do bro? When everyone says you're dead, it's time to lie down. Like, my God, like can you guys give it up? You were wrong. You treated her like shit. Blake: Right. Casey: And even after they find out that all of this was a sham and they were extra wrong. They still are like, and you weren't very nice to us though, Stasi. Like, of course not. Why would she have Blake: sh Casey: been? Blake: She has she had no reason to be nice to you. Like you were actually like horrible friends to her. And it's really funny in that in this particular case too because Peter like walks up because like Sheena and Stasi are starting to like form like a friendship. And Peter walks up, they're both eating together, and he's like, Alright girls, like wrap it up, you gotta go. And then Kristen walks by and goes, I wasn't talking about Sheena, just Stassi, and he's Well, I can't just like they b That's not how it works. Like, the rules gotta be implemented to both of them. And I'm like, okay, not only did you have to be a fucking narc, but then you also like revealed that you specifically narked on Stasi by walking in and being like, I just meant Stasi can't eat dinner. It's like, my god, and why aren't you cleaning the dishes right now? Like, why are you over here running your mouth? There- I someone's table's on fire, Kristen. Go deal with that. Casey: Like she would have been like the nightmare coworker that like nobody fucking wanted to ever work with. I mean, and we know that because when she gets fired, the dishes the dishwashers are like, Yay, bro, like Kristen got fired. Like, let's go. And they like daff each other up. So that's actually confirmed. but yeah, she's Blake: Yeah. Casey: she's being annoying as hell, and this only like makes Stasi less inclined to to speak with her. Like she's the last one that that reconciles with Stasi because this is going on and then you know camera switch over to a Jackson LL like update. Like the Jackson LL cam is really crazy for like a three episode stint and this is a crazy one because like the shot is just like a like a hallway and it's like kind of moving and you're like, where are we? Like we just left Sur. Blake: It kind of looks like a doctor's office hallway, like a little bit, like it's not Casey: Yeah, like an office building that has like a lot of different like businesses. It kind of looks like one of those. Like, where did they turn the corner into and where who are we with? Like, there's no there's no opener. And basically, like either they add a caption or you end up finding out like by their their chatting is that Jackson Laura Lee are like going to the bathroom to have sex on a date. Like they're leaving Blake: Right. Like Casey: the restaurant, go they're on their way to the bathroom. This is the shot we're getting. It's like they're wearing a freaking GoPro on their head like you don't see anybody Blake: No literally Casey: but we're following their path to this bathroom. Blake: That's their that's before the dinner. Like 'cause we don't even see the restaurant and then Casey: No. Blake: they go to this bathroom and then they go sit down for tea and they're like, Now I can say I've had sex like at Robato Sushi or whatever and I'm like, okay. To Casey: To call me? Like is that like a a place we're supposed to know? Like it's not like it's like a well Blake: Are y like is that gonna is that gonna like you know, is that gonna like a fun thing to whip out at a party? Like y'all ever had sex at Takami? 'Cause this guy has like I feel like Loki Casey: Like is this an ad? Do you guys need to disclose this? Like is this a is this a a product placement? Like how are you even allowed to say that? Blake: I was gonna say like Loki if I were like the manager, like the owner and I saw like on TV that people were boinking in my bathroom, I think I'd probably send them like a cease and desist or something. Like I'd probably be like Casey: Yeah, for sure. That's definitely a no no. Like it's it's not it's not loved by by Blake: Like legally, like I have to take some form of action. You can't just Right Casey: those around, besides the two involved, I suppose. Blake: I I I don't wanna expose my beautiful, gorgeous patrons to your seed. Like what if you didn't clean up after your s like that's that's actually like a health scare. Like that's a that that could end up being like a a plague, that could end up being another like pandemic. I think you'd have to probably I'm I would be surprised if like if the guy I mean, maybe he never watched the show. I guess that's always the gamble is like, does the Take guy watch Vanderpump Rules? I guess we'll never know. Casey: Right. They're like, can we use your name in an episode of a very popular show? And he's like, of course. And then he plays the episode and it's like, my god. Blake: He's like my beautiful bathroom. No. Casey: And it's like, you know, like, I mean, like, whatever, get your freak on, but like this is classless. You guys are too old for this. You're on camera. And like what did you like? Blake: Well it's also like I don't wanna see those two. Casey: No, and did you signal to the cameraman? Like, cause if you were just going to the bathroom, they like wouldn't have come with you. Like, so were you like, we're going to the bathroom, but wink wink, like, come with us and you'll like the results. Blake: Right Casey: Like, ew, like, why are we doing like soft core right now? Like, I'm uncomfortable. And like they're mic'd up, and you can like hear them like starting, Blake: They're mic'd up. Casey: getting into the action of like, my my virtual footprint, I shouldn't have done that, whatever. Blake: And the the fucking cameramen too, like they can't really say no, you know, like their job is to capture everything. So you're Loki sexually harassing them. You know what I mean? Casey: Wait, this is whoa Wake that up. Blake: Cause they'd probably lose their job if they said no, we're not gonna capture them boinking in the fucking public bathroom. Like that's TV. Casey: Right. And then they have to like probably listen to like part of at least a little bit of audio they don't want to hear before they can cut it off like while you're pointing in the bathroom. But yeah, and like we watch this. It's actually a great sense of dramatic irony because we as the viewer know that they are soon to be confronted by the LVP on their sex at Sur and they're having sex at another restaurant, which as a restaurantur. That's a big no. Like this is two big no's. Blake: we know that Lisa is is an empath when it comes to other restaurateurs. So Casey: So this is basically like they had sex at CERD twice. It doesn't even matter that it was somewhere else. Blake: This is like the eleventh commandment in her Bible. Like, thou shalt not disrespect other restauranturs. And she has more respect for dogs and restauranturs Casey: She literally has more respect for restaurateurs than she does for women. Like she's like, yes. Blake: who are predominantly male than women. There Casey: Of course! And there it is! And there it is! Blake: it is, there you are. I wanna say before we get to the confrontation though, like I just this was so I mean, wow. Like on this sushi date post boink, Laura Lee is like, Jax is like if someone took my definition of a dream man and put him here. It's almost scary how accurate like he is to me. And then she says like, Jax always says the right thing and I'm it's it's like that's not a good thing. Like that's actually textbook like psychopathic manipulator sociopath like gonna skin you alive and bury you. Because if he's like it may maybe it's a bit strange that he's saying everything you wanna hear, like twenty one year old girl who doesn't know anything about the world, like Casey: I know. How old was she? Again, production assistant needed. Please apply. Let me look it up. Please apply. Salary is zero. Yeah. Blake: We'll link we'll link below. It's it's you get college credit, internship college credit like Sonia Morgan. Casey: Literally. my god, yeah, she was 22 and Stasi was 23. So like he's literally just harassing the youth. Like he's harassing our nation's youth and inhibiting their growth. Like, if you don't leave those girls alone, leave them alone. Like look Blake: No Casey: at what you've done to Laura Lee. Like, thank God Stasi is the pillar of class and endings that she is. Because She persisted, but Laura Lee, like, she barely escaped with her life. Like but honestly Blake: Dare I say that Casey: she she kinda stands her ground in the end. But at first it's like, my god, we're we're scared for Laura Lee but she he does her a s a a service by releasing her early Blake: Yeah. Yeah. I went releasing her early. I will say that I think we could even classify like Stasi being like maybe confrontational towards Lorelee as her trying to get her out of that situation and therefore like being a mentor Casey: She's so kind. Blake: to the youth, even despite the fact that she was also part of the youth. I've I feel like it was very Because she knew that sh that if she was being nice to Lorelie, Lorelie would know that it's being fake, so she had to be rude so it felt real. And I think Casey: So true. Blake: ultimately she heeded those warnings and and Saucy notched another success in Casey: Okay. Blake: my book. Moving on to confrontations. Mm-hmm. Casey: That's all there is to fucking say about that. Like, holy shit. My client is getting off scot-free. No jail time, no community service, no Blake: So right after Casey: house arrest. Boom! Settlement. One mil. Yes! My honor, I love her. My honor. Your honor. Blake: Condemned to a beautiful life with children and a husband who loves you. My You're the judge and you're talking to yourself. Casey: It's my hon it's my honor to defend this woman. Truly. Blake: Your Honor? No, it's my honor to be here in front of you, Your Honor. Wait magic. Casey: Wait, that's classy. Write that down for your next trial, Blake. Write write that down. Write that down. Holy shit, that's good. Blake: He's like, wait, not guilty. I'm like I'm like, I knew that would work. Casey: Holy shit, that's good. I'm saving that for if I'm ever like on trial, like boom. Whoa. Blake: Wait, you just figured out the legal system. That's crazy. Casey: I'm always figuring things out. Like my god, it's crazy. Blake: so after we our senses are assaulted by that Casey: Yeah. Blake: bathroom scene. we get a scene where LVP pulls Lorelee and Jax aside at Sir and says, I heard you got caught with your trousers down. And Casey: Yeah. Blake: it's this is when like I think we have the same reaction that they do. Or that Jax is, because Jax is like, like, where? Like w where where where what do you mean? Because we just saw them have sex in a sushi restaurant, but she's confronting them, Casey: Did he say, wait, which bathroom? Blake: you literally. And then she goes, like, well, is there a choice of location? Like, Casey: Ha ha ha. Blake: yeah, is there s are there several places? Like, and and there Casey: But like oops. Blake: are. And there are. And so So she's like, I heard that you guys like were caught having sex at the You know, in the bathroom here at CERM. And Jax is like, No, we had sex at Takami, but but not here. Casey: No, that's that's Laura Lee that says that actually. But it's it's it's a masterclass. Like they are they are so in tune to each other's lying lying energy sources. Like they are both lying their asses off. When Lisa first says, like, you've you've gotten caught with your trousers down, they both kind of like look around confused and they're like, I don't know what she's talking about. Do you know what she's talking about? Like, I have no idea. Like, what are you talking about? Like, and then Laura Lee Blake: They're like, I don't speak British. Casey: Lorelee takes beautiful a beautiful lesson from Jax and gives a half truth and goes, We had sex at Takami, not here again. Ad like just disclose this. Like why are we talking about this again? Takami b mentioned. And she's like, and if I was gonna have sex here, like I'd lock the door. Like that doesn't sound like me. Like if I was here, I would have the sense to lock the door. Whoever you're talking about is a voyeur Blake: Which is honestly like Casey: and wants to be watched because they left the door open. Blake: Exactly. And that's honestly a good defense. Like, girl, you really think I'd just be Casey: D Blake: shagging in your bathroom at Sur with the door unlocked, like pussy to the world? Like Casey: It's like she literally was. Blake: And she literally they both literally were. and then Jax like admits in his confessional that they were they were caught fucking in like the VIP bathroom, which I don't like really know what that is, like compared to a a normal bathroom. Like you have to pay to like go to the is it like just for L VP? Like does it like a Is it like a golden toilet, like and that only Casey: Like is that for coke or sex or what? Like 'cause like Blake: L VP can use it when she comes? Like Casey: Seems like it might be allowed for shagging if that's the case. Like what Blake: Ha ha ha. Casey: else is it for? VIP. Like what amo what am I doing in there? Blake: Right. I'm sorry, I don't think you go shit in the VIP bathroom, quite frankly. and it's funny. Casey: Like Lisa's like commoners to the rego bathroom and and my homies to this one. Like that's not sus at all. Blake: It's just for her dogs and her swans to go poop in. And Casey: Probably. It's probably hers. Blake: it's like crazy because like, you know, the show does this thing where it's like it's a reality TV show, but also like you guys are my employees and you work at a restaurant. So naturally you're thinking, like, okay, what are the consequences for like getting caught, you know, fucking at your work bathroom? And she goes, Well, I can't really do anything unless I catch them in the shagging act. didn't someone that works for you? Casey: Like who did? Blake: Like someone told you this information, so why do you have like, do you want to be the one to see it? Is that what's Casey: Who Blake: going on here? Like you wish it was you that saw it, and that's what you're waiting for before you can bring it up, you freak. Casey: It's like a Scooby-Doo episode where then she like walks around the whole restaurant opening doors, like trying to catch them. Like Blake: Ha ha ha. Casey: 'cause it like has to be her that gets them. Blake: She's like, I know you're in here. Casey: Gotcha. And she like finally finds them. It's like a little game of hers. Blake: She opens the door and they're like somehow like holding onto the ceiling and she's like, no one's in here. So stupid. Casey: my god, they're in the air vent and they're like sh Blake: Naked in the air vent, they're like, shh. She can't don't let her catch us in the shagging act. Casey: It's it's the shagging act. And so that yeah, we're all good then. And she didn't Blake: Yeah, we move on. Casey: even care about them having sex at Takami. Like she moved right on from that. So the restaurantur act, it's not Blake: Right. Whatever happened to the solidarity is fake. Casey: it's so fake. And that's on the need for third wave restaurateur support. We need to we need to make changes. Yeah. Yeah. Blake: We need a civil rights movement for restaurateurs and we need to kick that bitch out of here. Casey: Boom. and then we move on to finally away from the Jack's LL cam and we're we're back to to the queendom. And Stasi and Katie are are having like a a one-on-one to to talk about everything that's occurred because again, Kristen is being annoying as hell, so she's not invited. And Stasi probably wants to annoy her further by making up with Katie and not Kristen. Like this is pointed. Yeah, and Katie goes over to her apartment. It goes very well, but I love Katie shows up with two bottles of wine for this like confrontation. Like they're not on good terms. So immediately love love that for Katie. Like maybe she's coming around a little bit. And she does an okay job at this confrontation. It's not as apologetic as I would have liked it to be. But she like tries to just say, I was just concerned. Like I I thought you were good with this person, and then to switch up and see you with somebody else. Like I just was trying to look out for you. Like. Tamra that Tamara video of like that's your story. Mm okay. Like Blake: Ha ha ha. Casey: okay. Like I guess for now it's fine. But that's not really what happened, but okay. Blake: If right, if that's what you need to tell yourself to like get you to a place where you can like move forward, then we'll let's finish these two bottles of wine and and we'll we'll move on. We'll go. Casey: Right. If it makes Stasi feel good and she has a friend back and she can forgive you, then I guess I'm fine with it as well. For now. You're on watch. Strict watch. But you can tell that Blake: For now. Casey: Stasi like starts like even like she makes up with Katie here and she like eventually makes up with Kristen. I I don't know why I was about to like spoiler, like this is a really old show, so You you should have figured that out by now. But when she makes up with both of them, like you can see how relieved she is. It made me feel sad. Like she was really on her own and her friends were all on one other side of her. So when she starts getting them back, you can see her. And when she starts getting believed and like the truth starts coming out, like you can literally see like some of her sanity starts come back into her. And it it's so relatable. Like I've had similar experiences and I just like feel like my poor little Shayla. Like she was literally twenty three. Like going through this shit. Blake: She was 23 and she was surrounded by morons. And I feel like that's ultimately like the hardest thing for her is that everyone around her is so stupid and therefore are all making the same bad decisions. And she either has to like continue making bad decisions with them to fit in or be on an island on her own because she's a little bit smarter than the average waiter at Sur. so I feel like she's probably just like, Thank God you guys are kind of coming to your senses or something is happening but you're Casey: Like whatever. I think it's just fatigue. It's like if you're like willing to put it behind us and like let's just like call it a one off and like let's move along because like I'm exhausted. This has been a lot. We're on a show together obviously. So like I could use a reprieve. And and also strategically making up with Katie takes one enemy off of her list and now she can focus her hate over to Kristen while Kristen is trying her and not letting her eat dinner on her shift. and Blake: Ha ha ha. Casey: you know the the point of contention of all of this really is Frank and at this point him and Stasi are still together. And she's quit pretty quickly wants him to meet her parents. And I think this is a sort of a dig at Jack's. It's sort of like a let me show my parents like how different this guy is. Like she's trying to like prove a point on camera like that Frank is so much better than Jax. Like look, my parents love him. Like, you know, because like obviously why is this guy meeting your parents? You've been together for like three weeks now. Who knows how long it actually was. But on the way, they're literally like getting in the car. I'm sure it was set up this way on purpose. the producer HQ being like, let me know when they get in the car to to do an important Blake: Ha ha. Casey: relationship milestone. I'd love I'd love to call him into work to f to fire him. And that's what Blake: Ha ha ha. Casey: she does. So he gets a call to come in and he's like, we'll just stop by sir on the way, like real quick. We'll just pop in. And he goes in and and Lisa fires him because he like got in a fight with a customer on the bar. Like he was like giving somebody attitude and being disrespectful. Obviously like it was a fireable offense. But also Blake: Yeah. Casey: there was this kind of choice between him and Jax the whole season of like Lisa kind of knew that one of them was gonna have to go because it was too much and we knew it wasn't gonna be Jax because he was marketed as the star of the show. So Frank, we were gonna find something to fire you somewhere in there Blake: Like it's so crazy that Frank probably like would have had a job if Vanderpump Casey: Yeah. Blake: Rules never existed, and then Lisa's like, So like the good news is we're starting a TV show at the restaurant. And the bad Casey: I mean like Blake: news is that unfortunately for a storyline you will be getting fired. So Yeah, we don't care at all. We don't care at all. Casey: But it's fine though because he's a horrible person and we know that now. So like literally this is fine. There's no like justice for Frank, like literally the opposite of justice. Like bad. Bad things to Frank, Blake: Yeah Casey: like bad energy, bad karma. Yeah, we don't want anything Blake: All the worst. All the worst to him. Casey: to him. But yeah, he gets fired on the way to meet his new girlfriend's parents, which for anyone is a tough look. Especially this loser who's on the back of her dating, another huge loser, and now he has to roll into the function as the unemployed boyfriend. So like Stasi's a little bit like, okay, like thanks, Lisa. Like you really had to fire him right now. Like this is awesome. and Stassi. personas, both of them in different ways. But one detail that I wanted to talk about that I thought was crazy is her dad like trying to like bond with Frank, pulls out a flask out of his pocket. And it's just like a regular silver flask. And you see like a rubber band holding something to it. And the a rubber band is just holding like a pick of her as a child like to the flask. Like instead of it having a design. And he like shows it to Frank and he flips it around and on the other side like an engraved pistol and he goes, You're not a Democrat, are ya? Frank is like, no, no, like I'm not a Democrat, sir. Like, and it's like, he's Blake: Ha ha ha ha. Casey: literally unemployed and dating your 23-year-old daughter. Like, we've got bigger issues. We've got bigger issues. Put your Blake: Ha ha. Casey: put your weird flask away. And how could you get the pistol engraved but not like get the photo of the daughter printed on like the rubber band for the picture of Stasi? And he has other kids and they don't get a flask with a gun on it. Like, kind of messed up. Blake: Or maybe they all have a flask and he's an alcoholic. Casey: And they have different guns engraved onto them. It's kind of beautiful. Lana Del Rey would love that. Lana Delray's husband probably has one of her rubber banded with Blake: Yeah, I mean it's sort of like it's like that's I Casey: an alligator embossed on the side. Like they got it from the same vendor. And they're from Louisiana, so that could actually be real. Right, sorry. Let me not speak on that. Blake: At birth he like maybe it's a tradition. Maybe it's a tradition. At birth you bestow upon your baby you bestow upon your baby a firearm at at birth and then that's like kind of their spirit animal, but it's a gun. Casey: I was so perplexed. And like my dad can be kind of like an oddball. Like, if I had to have my dad meet a new boyfriend on camera on a show, like he would definitely do something Blake: my god. Casey: like not the best or like just very strange. And I'm like, well, at least my dad doesn't have a flask with a gun embossed into it with a rubber bandage photo of me. And like, I don't want my childhood photo on your flask. Like, why does that for Blake: No Casey: your alcoholism? Like, can you take that off? Blake: Why you need to be wouldn't that like shame you into not drinking? Like I'm sorry, like don't like don't do it don't do it, sir. Like you have a child Casey: Like in Europe when the cigarettes have the the the like sick babies on them Blake: Or like the most grotesque picture of like black tar lungs. He's like taking a swig like, my daughter would have my daughter my daughter Casey: It's like it's like a failing organ or like a small child, like what is this gotta do with a baby? Like Blake: would have wanted me to. Casey: Like I would've I get those in Spain when I was there with the baby, and I'm like, I don't have any babies. Like this does not apply to me. I'm gonna smoke this up. Blake: Fuck your baby Casey: Like, whatever. Fine. That's true. like literally, maybe, maybe. And Blake: But you do have a lung You're like that's debatable We'll see. Casey: Frank and Stasi, like despite the gun flask and the unemployment, like she's happy with how the Meet the Parents goes. But then I think same day, I think pretty shortly after, they get into Blake: It was yeah. Casey: a fight about just everything. They're just not in a they haven't had a smooth ride. It's not a things aren't going well for our girl. Like he just got fired. Blake: Frank is also just like an asshole, I feel. Casey: Yeah, he sucks. Like we again, we know we know that Frank just sucks. And he's also Blake: Hehehehe Casey: much older than her. Like he's probably Jax's age too. So like they're both just being like fucking weirdos messing with these twenty year old girls, which often happens at restaurants. So why don't you address that, Lisa, with your restaurant tours association? But Blake: Ha ha ha. Casey: They break up. It's Sassy. You know, like they're like their fight goes from inside where they are down the street. Like, cause she storms off. And she's wearing this little like peplum yellow top. She looks cute and and young. Like it only makes her look younger. And she's smoking a sig on the on the street corner, like as he walks off. And she has a like audio from a confessional over her smoking the cig. And it's like, two breakups in one summer. God is literally trying to kill me. me. It's like Blake: Ha ha ha. Casey: no literally like give my princess a break. Like Blake: Like she's the most persecuted woman in America. Casey: Like, I don't even like to talk about it because like I don't even like to give it like space. But obviously the b bad thing that Frank does is that he leaks a sex tape of Saucy and himself, like with the help of Sheena later on. So like Blake: yeah. Casey: literally God was trying to kill her because like after all of this bullshit, not only did she have to deal with all these situations actually sucking in in the moment, it continues to haunt her narrative post this situation. Blake: And that's really fucked up. Like that's actually like insanely fucked up. Casey: No, like that's what I mean of like I don't even like I try not to like discuss him, post him much beyond like, you know, if he's in the background of a video sometimes, I'm like, God, I wish I'd I don't even want to use this because I don't want her to like have to like see that. Like that's like someone that we should bury. That's so shitty. so Blake: Yeah. Casey: that's the only time I'll say this on on this podcast. So if you didn't know, now you know he's a piece of shit. And that happens later on and she leaves the show for a little bit and they like don't say why. And then she comes back and finally it comes up on camera and she addresses that that's why she isn't friends with Sheena and never will be again because Sheena like knew about him leaking it and like didn't do anything about it. Blake: I that's fair. Casey: Again, our client is literally innocent at every turn. It's crazy. Blake: And a victim. And a victim. Casey: It's absolutely true. So that's horrible. But they're done for the moment. They kind of have like A will they get back together situation with her and Jax and Frank. Like she's kind of like, I don't know what I'll do now. Like, so he he pops back up a little bit, but not really on camera, and they don't actually ever fully get back together. So that's our last our last time with him. We only hear he haunts the narrative. But goodbye, Frank. And let's get back to the LL Jack's cam. Because this Blake: Ugh, do we have to? Casey: is crazy. This is also really crazy. A lot of crazy stuff is happening. but We've we move on from that to like the next episode where we're tackling a new aspect of Jax and Lorely's relationship, which is that the fact that she is an addict. Like she has issues with drugs and alcohol that she's had in her past. And she wants Jax to like understand these things about her and go with her to meetings because like if they're gonna be together, he needs to understand, you know, as as one would do Blake: Support her. Casey: with someone if they were a serious partner. This would be the Right choice and a smart thing and a good thing, but this is Jax Taylor, and he is not her partner. They are just hooking up. She is his rebound, so this is this is bad. but for whatever reason, she's like, Jax is so good for me. Like, I'm I'm literally like a week sober, and I'm with you. So, like the correlation must be positive, no? Like, I'm sober, we're dating, boom. Blake: And then And Jax Jax is like I don't know why people keep saying that like I'm a bad influence on you because apparently she had like relapsed and like drank and broke her sobriety and like now was sober again for six days so she was like back on track Casey: Right. Blake: and he was like Wait, so you like started drinking like behind my back or whatever? And he's like I don't know why people think I'm a bad influence. I'm like Because if there was one person who would be dating a sober person, it would not be you because you are the complete opposite of a sober person like you're not even like a casual drinker. You are you are a everyday cocaine user. You walk into a bar and take you down seven shots immediately. You are a menace to society. Casey: You're a pathy, you're a liar, like you are someone that anyone would recommend. Stay far, far away from anyone who is an addict of anything. Actually from any person alive, but especially an addict. You do not want Jax Blake: Hehehehe Casey: Taylor around them. but you know, Lorelee's like, we gotta we gotta dive on in and we gotta get him get him into the the program of supporting me. So why not bring him along to to one of my meetings and sh you know, talk about my progress and have him there to to support me. Again, not a bad idea if you're with someone who w like wants to support you in that way and is invested and lots of things that Jax isn't. but yeah, he like pretty quickly on upon arrival is like, wait, I'm like I'm overwhelmed. and he wants out and this clip is his thought process. Blake: Bruh like he's like Casey: Usually she told me after a meeting she felt good. Ooh. His little momentary smile it turns to ooh, maybe maybe no. Blake: He's clearly has no interest in this person as a human being. It's he clearly just likes to use her as a pawn to like piss Dossie off and because she's young and he's a creep and wants to have sex. but once it starts to get like slightly well, I guess pretty deep, like she's a she's talking about her meth addiction. But Casey: Right. It's it's deep, but they also are spending every second together, like so it's not like sh I mean she Yeah. Blake: Yeah. I mean it's not it's not inappropriate for sure. Like it's it's it's something that if you actually cared about someone and wanted to get to know them, like this would be something that you would want to know about them and like support them. And he's like, You're fucking weird and gross, and the fact that you used to do meth and steal from your family is pathetic. And I actually like h hate being with you and this is making me so uncomfortable. And she's like, Wait, I thought you were the perfect man. Like what happened Casey: Okay. thought this Blake: to that? Casey: was gonna be all good. And yeah, he Blake: Wait. Casey: literally hears this and immediately is like, maybe maybe this is moving a little too fast. And like maybe I'm sending the wrong signal by sending spending too much time with her. Like and you know, that clip that we just played is is him like pulling her aside to to say this to her. And he is basically like, yeah, like I just kinda think we need to pump the brakes a little bit, you know, kind of Blake: Ha ha ha. Casey: have some other stuff going on and she obviously is upset and is like, why are you doing this now? Like this is not the right time. And he's like, really? Like, okay, like sorry, but we're doing it now. So she's she's emotional. I think fair fair enough. This is this is upsetting to her. And Blake: Yeah. Casey: she like kind of walks off and comes back. but one thing that I feel like is so classic and so exemplary of the male mind that like when she comes back, he like Her down because she's upset. So he's kind of like, like I didn't mean like I don't want to be done, like I'm not saying that. Like, he's like, I just saying, like, we need to slow down a little bit, but only in the emotional and us actually having a bond in the intimate and the physical, no need to slow down. We can absolutely keep that going as it is. Like, you know, I love that. Like, literally, no problem at all. How fuck. Classic. How sick. I literally this is this is real. This is still how men are. This is how men will be forever and ever and ever. Like they do not want any part of you besides the punana. Like, and that's that's that is really how it is. It like it's so crazy. Like what a crazy thing to say after that. Blake: No, th I'm so sorry you just told her that going to AA and seeing her struggles with like addiction made you uncomfortable and like you need to like see her less 'cause it's a lot for you. But i you're down to keep fucking the same amount, but like we can't be as emotionally intimate as we were because Casey: We can't see each other without having sex that much. But if we're having sex totally cool. That's all good. Blake: Yeah, but as long as afterwards you just like wipe yourself with a towel and then get out of my apartment, like Casey: Let's just like not talk or go on dates or like I don't want to hear about this stuff. Like that we just we're in there like this is this is all a little much. I think Blake: Whatever that was Casey: just the sex would be good for me personally. Blake: Ha ha ha. Casey: And can I say something? Can I say something? 'Cause I have had Similar but different. I've had like either like if I've like broken something off with a guy, like even if it that's totally like cool, like not cool, but you know, just like hey, I just not really feeling it, like wish you the best and we're we're fine. I've had so many guys, so many. I'm not like a sex goddess, but like a few and it more th more than one feels like a lot. where like they'll be like, Okay, like I know like you're breaking up with me or like I know I'm breaking up with you, but like should we like keep going at it like cause you're hot and it's like what what like this is what I mean like Blake: Ha ha ha Casey: they don't like it doesn't compute like they are in the middle of an emotional conversation and like the the downstairs like twinges and they're like wait am I about to lose my sex partner like I need to rec I need to rectify this like she can hate Blake: Ha ha ha ha. Casey: my guts but I need to have an access to the poon and it's fucked up Blake: Ha ha ha Casey: And that's and that's that. That's my diatribe on that. But it's crazy that he says this to her. And she's basically like, Okay, sounds good to me. Like I'm a little mad, but like she gives him a kiss and they move right along. Like, we're good. Blake: Ugh, it you hate to see it. You hate to see it. and then we move on to another insidious duo, which is Lisa Vanderpump and her daughter Pandora. who Pandora runs a fashion website and Stasi writes for the fashion website, and Pandora is going to her mother's home to bitch about Stasie to her mom, even though she's friends with Stasi, but she has to like rat to her mom and make it this weird like she's my friend, but also I need to put her in her place and remind her that she works for me and it's like Casey: Like clearly it runs in the family because you know Lisa was texting Pandy like has Stossi fucked up anything lately? Like can we can we Blake: Ha ha ha. Casey: get her on camera as a mother daughter? Girl boss girl boss chastising scene, like send Blake: Can we t can we tag Team Ho in our strange accents? Would you mind? Casey: And Pandy's like, yes, mother, like she has not sent me her casual chic column for the week. Like, Blake: Ha ha ha. Casey: let's get her. And that's basically how I imagine the conversation going down. And Blake: Hehehehehe. Casey: that's what happens. They invite her over and they get her. Like they they're so vicious. Like they're just kind of like bopping back and forth, like popcorn, popcorn, popcorn learning. Like they're going back and forth. Like, and you suck at sir, and you don't turn in your columns, and you're always causing drama at work, and you're mean to. Laura Lee and you're mean to Sheena and you didn't write your column three weeks ago and four weeks ago too and Stasi's just like okay like fuck me Blake: She's like, fuck me. Like what do you guys have a gun here by chance? Like I'll fucking eat it. Like damn, holy fuck. Casey: Like fire me then. Like what the hell? Like this sucks. Like no, of course not. And like she's sobbing. Blake: Meanwhile they won't like Casey: Like these old women are berating our our kid, our our little child, Stasi. Like she was literally it's just a kid. Were Blake: The concept of Pandora being an old woman. Casey: they the same age? There's no way. She had to have Blake: I don't believe I mean I have no idea. Casey: been at least a little older. Like shit. Blake: Like definitely at like a little bit. But also they like I I don't even know how they met to begin with. Casey: No, she was like twenty-four. my god, Pandy looks like a hard thirty-five. Sorry, that's so mean. I'm sorry, Pandy. Blake: No, it's the British jeans. Casey: I'm sorry, Pandy, but you're being mean here. So one, I'll allow myself this one little jab at Pandy because she's Blake: Ha ha ha. Casey: they're not being kind. And like it is sad. Like the amount of setups for Lisa Vanderpump to yell at children on screen. Like it's just a little bit Blake: Ha ha ha. Casey: concerning to me personally. And this one is like harsh. Blake: It almost feels like she she set up a career where she could abuse children and like make it okay and like actually profit off of it. Casey: Boom. Blake: I don't you know, we don't have to go any further into that. Just let that sink in what Lisa Vanderpump has done with her career. By the way, we never stopped you Lynn forever. Casey: Yeah. Blake: Just just putting it out there. Just putting it out there in case you thought we did. Casey: Like the things that people post, like, do you remember back in like what was it like 2012 when everywhere it was like stop, stop Cody, like stop Cody? And people, and then like Blake: yeah, Coney twenty twelve or whatever. Casey: 10 years later, like everyone was posting, like, whatever happened to Coney, like, did we ever stop him? Like, Blake: Ha ha ha ha. Casey: it's like that's what it just that just reminded me of. Like, did we end Yulin or no? Should we check in? I'm just asking. Blake: Hey Lisa, did we Hey y'all y'all been to Ulan recently? What's you know, what's going on there with the dog situation? Casey: Was it ended? I don't know. I haven't heard. I haven't heard of the the Yulin is over party. It hasn't reached my desk, so Blake: Wait, you're telling me that LVP's documentary didn't immediately cause the Chinese government to intervene and ban a cultural practice of theirs? Wow. Wow, color me shocked. I need a moment. Casey: Ha ha Blake: Maybe we should maybe we should end the the podcast so I can think about that. Casey: Perhaps not. What's that sound? What is the it's the it's like the and for the lady, perhaps the salad? Perhaps not. And then like sh it like or she it sh they order like a lot of stuff. Blake: She Casey: And it orders whoever's speaking. I don't know. Blake: Yeah. Casey: Anyways, back to the back to the fucking regular scheduled programming. this is one of my all-time favorite scenes, and I could probably quote it most of it by heart. I feel like like this is a this is a central one to me. and let's let's roll tape and then get into it. Blake: Mm. Casey: Wow. Wow. That is real cinema. Like, wow. Blake: I love when Stasi I love when she says something and then smirks cause you can tell she's unflappable and doesn't give a fuck. Casey: She's so good. I love the spooled? Spoiled. okay. okay. okay. And Laura Lee like tried to Blake: right, okay. That word, I was confused. Casey: not get flapped back, but you can tell she was flapped. Like she was like, fuck. Like I said spooled. Like fuck. Blake: She couldn't even speak. You're so shiffish I mean selfish like Celsius like my god she's this is why I don't confront you because you can't speak because you can't I know Casey: I know, Sassy mean mine is like cutting, clear, looking good, like totally unfazed. Like she's literally just like, okay. And like when L Blake: A yay. Casey: Lorely hits her with the victim tampon her face, you know, she was gagged, but not at the efficacy of the insult, at the opposite. Like she was like, What? I'm so shocked Blake: She was like Casey: that she's like trying to pull this imagery. Like what are what is that metaphor? Like, let's unpack that. Like your victim tampon. would imply a tampon is used to hinder blood flow from the downstairs region of many around the world. So Blake: So is her tampon absorbing like victim blood? Casey: Is is the victim she Blake: But it's also coming out of her asshole? Casey: has she's bleeding and the victims are absorbing the blood. Blake: She's bleeding from her ass. Pff her butt is the victim and the tampon is g getting the victim blood out of her ass, clearly. Casey: When she puts the tampon in, she becomes a victim. And if she takes it out, she has to maybe I think that's okay. But like that's really bad. That's Blake: Should we ask Laura Lee to come on the podcast? Do you think she'd explain? Casey: Like probably yeah, but like I don't want her on here. Blake: my god, I think nobody would listen 'cause they'd just be like their ears would start bleeding. They'd have to put the victim tampon in their ears. Casey: But I can speak for her, I think. And I think that's it. I think that's what she means. That has to be what she means. That's the only way it even makes sense. With like, cause she's like saying be obviously being a victim, negative connotation. So like take your tampon out, like stop being a victim, like take the victim tampon out. But then Blake: Right. Casey: she would bleed everywhere because she's been injured by all of you. Boom. Metaphor ended. Blake: By e by everyone. And and it's really funny because like immediately after this conversation, or whatever you want to call it, she gets up and goes over to Guillermo, who's like Lisa's business partner or whatever, and she's like, I think I need to go home. Like this this was just really crazy And he's like, Girl, it's Friday night, like we're so busy, like you know you know how busy we get Friday nights She like, I know, but like that was so annoying, like Ugh, I just can't be here anymore. And he's like, Fine, you can go home. Like she's just like, thank you. Like the way that she didn't gaff during the actual conversation, but then she stands up and goes, I can't be here anymore And he's Casey: So me, so me. Like, low key, like I do be inserting that victim tampon sometimes. Like it's it's deluxe Blake: Ha ha ha. Casey: sometimes when you use it just the right way. Like, yeah, let me get home. It can Blake: Deluxe Casey: be it can be such a deluxe treat. Like if you if you absolutely employ it in a in a nice way. Like I'll I'm real enough to say that. I am. Blake: Like she literally She literally was like, Can I leave? And he was like, It's literally like Friday night, like it's the most busy night of the week and she's like, I know, but like, mmm No, I'm not feeling Casey: She's so perfect. It's like Blake: it And he's like like he really put up no opposition, he was like, Fine, Casey: He literally is like yeah. Like that's the queen. Blake: I guess Casey: That is the queen of the world. And like one thing that comes up between them that like we don't actually know at this point if Lorely already knew this, but like at some point post AA meeting of like the slowing down of of the Jax LL train, he is like, you know, let me kind of throw myself back into getting Stasi back. Like this was a weird little distraction. Like she isn't in AA, so I think I'll jump back over there. And he like Has always wanted her back throughout this. Like, this was just a a poking method to like get at her and see if he could like make her jealous, which he thinks it succeeded because she was like yelling at Laura Lee and like Stasi was upset. So in a way, he like got the validation he's looking for, but he ramps up his efforts. And Stasi tells Laura Lee that when they're fighting. Like she's like, he is literally texting me every night saying like he would do anything to have me back. Like, do you know that? Like, are you not embarrassed? And Laura Lee is like. Honestly, I'm the one he's fucking every night, girl, so like I don't care. And Stasy's like Do you not find that embarrassing that you're having sex Blake: Mm-hmm. Casey: with him every night and he's texting me that like you just ended yourself? How do you not, how do you not see what's happening here? And it's so like, ooh, like, yeah, that was that was not good. And the next scene we get with Laurel Lee and Jax is her storming in to Sir because he is effectively just ghosting her, which is so radical of him to try and ghost someone who is your coworker. Like they know where you are. They literally have your schedule. Like Blake: Right. Casey: you can't just ghost her. Like that obviously is not gonna work out. Blake: You know, he he clearly was trying to signal that he would like to have this conversation in person. and I think that he just felt like it will have to be in person if I don't say anything. So let's just be let's stop beating around the bush. Just you know where to come, you know where to meet me, you know where to pull up, and let's do it. Casey: Like literally who knows what he's thinking 'cause when she comes in, like she c Blake: He wasn't thinking. Casey: she comes in hot and like is immediately like, Are you you're trying to ghost me? Like you're trying to end our relationship. Like people are in there, like guests are like, my god, and she's like, Yep, everyone, yep, like he's done this to me and Jax Jax is on flappable. He's like polishing glasses, he's like, I don't know what you mean. I don't I'm not sure what's going on, like I don't know, like, I wish you a nice day, ma'am. Like I don't Blake: Yeah. Casey: like I don't know what you mean. Like he literally is just trying to like stonewall her like out of the restaurant. Like he's like, or what is it, gray rock? Is that the therapy thing where you're like you just like give somebody nothing and hope that then they like will leave you alone? Like he is like literally just like Blake: Yeah, you like blunt you blunt their energy, like you're just like, okay. Casey: Like he's not like saying anything about the relationship. Like but she nevertheless she persists. and she's just kind of like owning him. Like she says I'm gonna be famous and then she kind of has a good moment here. So let's let's give her a a flower, Blake: She does sort of read him. Casey: a single flower. Blake: I mean, we do Casey: And he was ended. Like Blake: and he was ended. And the thing is like it's just like if she wasn't being such a pick me at first, like I would be like, Yeah, get his ass But it's like literally Casey: Right. Right. Cause she's right. Like all of this is true. And like he treated her like shit. Like this was not fair Blake: Right. But it Casey: to her. But she looked the fool because she was all like, Blake: Because Casey: Jax, Jax is perfect. Stasy's evil. Like we love to call me. Like we literally love each other. Blake: He's perfect! We fucked into Kami. But like that's it's like you couldn't like it had to happen to you before you before you believed like the other women before you who said he's an asshole, like and you were like throwing it in Saucy's face, like he's fucking me. Casey: Precisely. Blake: And then it's like, okay now like you've you've been jaxed, and now it doesn't feel good and Look how much of a fool you've made, even with the people who like were your friend before. It's just like that's the part where I'm like, that was a cunty read down boots house mama. But like at the end of the day, you still look stupid because you let that happen on camera. So I just I can't really give it to her fully, but but they're done, folks. They're done. and actually we move on to Laura Lee booking a job. And quitting L V L V I almost called it quitting L V P quitting Sir. and wait, that's it's she booked We Are the Millers? Casey: Yeah, so wait, let's let's backtrack. So she tells Lisa Vanderpump, like we don't know what the movie is, but when she she tells her I booked a job and she says I booked a movie and she tells Lisa I'm starring Jennifer Aniston, like I'm starring opposite is her exact phrasing. I'm starring opposite Jennifer Aniston, which, you know, makes it sound like Laura Lee and Jen Aniston are are the stars of the film. Like if not, she's Blake: Like the top build actresses. Casey: a she's a player. And she's in the movie We're the Millers. That's the film that she's talking about. But starring opposite was quite loose. Like Blake: Ha ha. Casey: she's a stripper at a place that they go to. She's specifically the stripper that talks to Jen Aniston and she has a tattoo that says boner garage and points to her crotch. Which is like one of the more famous memes of the movie. So like it is iconic, but it isn't like a huge acting role. It's a huge movie, but it's not a huge role, nor I'm sure she didn't get that much money from it. Like I'm i i it's a cool thing. Like I'm not like I'd be I'd be lit as hell. Like my Instagram would be at Boner Garage. But if it were me, but like it's not like your acting big break. It's like clearly just kind of like a gimmicky. Like they needed somebody like hot and dumb sounding. to someone who you they Blake: And they got one. Casey: would believe would get the tattooed boner garage. but I'm being I'm being a hater I suppose, 'cause good for her. At least she got to leave and got away from the Blake: She Casey: jacks of it all. Blake: She's been in a couple things. I'm on her IMDB. Casey: so I literally just deleted this out of my notes because I was like, I don't know if we really have time for this, but now we're here, so I'm gonna do it. She's in Gossip Girl, which is like the only other thing that like I've ever seen her in and recognized her in, which I don't think you you go there to Gossip Girl High, but I went there and I've seen Gossip Girl so many Blake: Ha ha ha. Casey: times. And this plot line is so funny. So she she plays like a little like schoolgirl that is basically the new love interest of Serena Blake Lion. Lively, her ex is like her ex is dating her. So Blake Lively and her friends are like, we need to like take her down because she's like dating my ex. And they they invite her out to the club. Mind you, they're 16. Like they're they're at the club, and they put Nair in her martini, and she goes bald. And they call it the Nair teeny. And that was Laura Lee's role. Blake: And arguably still not as bad of a time as the one she had at Sur. Casey: Like low-key, like mind you, like if Stasi had seen that, she would have cooked her up a real Narotini, like if she had tried to come back. But like, wow, Blake: Way Casey: her iconic filmography. Like low-key, kind of awesome, but like she has chop energy, so like you can't really give it to her. Like, she's Nerutini. Like, she has the vibes of a Narratini. Blake: Yeah, yeah. She honestly would have probably she probably would have made it bigger if she stayed on Vanderpump Rules to be quite honest. Casey: Mm, yeah, probably. If she like had a a good like sight of her reality T V career, I think the best path, unfortunately, it may not bring a lot of friends and admiration, but she should have just stayed on and been like an absolute chaos demon and like cheated with all the guys. Like she should have just been Raquel like five seasons earlier and like had sex with everybody, Blake: Yeah. Casey: like ended everything, like and honestly, that would have been good. We could have saved some time in Katie Maloney's lifeline and taken her away from Tom Schwartz. We could have saved Ariana. So really she actually did a lot of women a lot of harm by this exit. But herself, she saved herself. Blake: Right. So actually her movie career is right. Her movie career was actually a net negative for society. Casey: It's on the backs of of the Sur, the women of Sur. So I hope she feels okay about that. And I'm sure that Blake: Ha ha ha ha. Casey: she does. but she's leaving for this, and this is the last we see of her. and you know, it's it's good like for her because she just made this huge speech to Jax being like, I'm gonna be here until I get a job and like you'll see me on the red carpet one day. So like if I'm if this is me, like I'm pleased because like your like your threats are like Like having a little bit of credibility. So I bet she was like, thank fucking God. Like, if I hadn't Blake: I know. Casey: booked a job, that would have been really embarrassing. And then she does. So, like, this is this is good for her trajectory. She's out of there. Stasi's really pleased. and when the vibes are high, Kristen is like, let me strike while Stasi is so gleeful and like pull her aside to talk when she finds out about Lorely. Like, maybe with this good news, like we can move forward. Blake: Ha ha ha. Casey: And it kind of has the same vibe as the conversation with. Katie, like Stasi is in a good mood. She's forgotten about Kristen not letting her eat dinner. So, like, that's all good. and it's basically the same conversation. But I do think, like, something that Stasi says to her that like it's so wild that they couldn't have like this perspective, like, even slightly. She's like, Imagine, Kristen, if you and Tom had broken up. All of us had sided with Tom, hung out with him and his new girlfriend, like uplifted her, defended her, never spoke to you, stole your birthday limo. Like how would you like that? Would you feel good about that? And Kristen is like, No, I I wouldn't. Like y empathy, like like whoa, that's crazy. Blake: She's like, Whoa, did we do that to you? She's like, Thank God that didn't happen to you, Saucy. Saucy's like I'm Casey: It's like on a sitcom where they're like when you put it like that, like it sounds bad. Like, yeah, like Blake: like, my god, you had to be prompted to use your brain. That's what happened. Your brain was off for the past four months. And then Saucy Casey: Like, stop. Blake: had to press a button to turn it back on. And now you can understand what's going on, sis. Like like Casey: Again, whatever. I'm not happy with it, but if Stasi's happy then So be it. I'm glad she has her friends back, even if they're still kind of sucking. So fine. And for a moment, like everything is is peaceful. Like everyone is getting along. Lorelee's gone. Like ding dong, the witch is dead. Like everyone's Blake: Ha ha ha Casey: in high spirits. And Lisa is like, let me strike while the iron's hot and pimp out my employees for a Playboy spread, like I do every year for some unknown reason. Question mark. Blake: For the for the restaurant that I run. Casey: For advertising question mark. Blake: The completely normal regular restaurant that I run where people wear clothes and don't dance on a pole that I have to Casey: Like me if I was a street interviewer, like quick Lisa Vanderpf, give me one non-perverted reason for your staff photo shoots. Go. Quick. whatever she says to me, I'm like, no, Blake: Ha ha ha Casey: unfortunately no. That's not gonna work. No. Blake: No, that's act so that was a very perverted reason actually. You're gonna have to think about that again. Casey: Like so you actually could have done a photo shoot where no one was naked, where they Blake: Right. Casey: weren't in makeup and like tits out, like but Blake: like bimbo heels and like speedos stuff like Casey: Like she's so weird. Like w she even like is like in her confessionals, she's like, I mean, I have to take advantage of this. Like these kids look amazing with their clothes off. Like, how about when you're having the naked photo shoot, stop referring to them as kids? How about that? Blake: Yeah, it's giving Epstein Island V It's giving it's giving Villa Villa Epstein like Casey: Like, can you like maybe not say that? Like lit like literally like at her creep ass house with like her animals. Like it's so weird. And she has them all over. And Katie Katie even summarizes the life of a server. Yeah, I mean you gotta know how to do all the stuff. So the parts of the job. But you also need to take your tits out at your boss's house in her backyard. Blake: You also need to whip that snatch out on a Casey: Jack. Blake: moment's notice. Just gotta spread eagle right in front of your boss and her ninety year old husband in his depends. Casey: I was gonna say and also her weird husband has to come out and stroll around and she's gonna make weird jokes about him s staring at all of you and it's gonna make everyone feel really weird. I hope that's cool with you guys. Blake: And he's gonna like progressively start petting his dog even harder and harder as the photo shoot goes on and everyone's gonna be really uncomfortable. So you have to just be really okay with that. And then also know how to place an order and Casey: and then like the server stuff. Like yeah, like we'll get we'll get there. But like Blake: Right, yeah. You have to be sexually harassed before we can get to the tables. Casey: Let's start with this. And it's it's so the whole thing is so weird and like the ambiance just is making everyone act a fool because Jax for whatever reason decides that this is the time to have a deep talk with Stasi. Like he literally like comes at her out of nowhere like a flying squirrel and is like, I can't keep doing this, Stas. And she's like, like this isn't really the time. I have a shot up. Like I'm about I'm about to go take some pics with my ass out with the girls. Like can we like Blake: Ha ha ha Casey: not do this right now? and it's so crazy because like you can tell he just is already over like putting in effort. Like he just wants the green light Blake: Ha ha ha. Casey: so he can stop trying to be good. Like he's like this is exhausting, Sasi, I can't keep this up. Like please release Blake: Ha ha. Casey: me so I can go back to being myself. Like fuck. Blake: Stasi, I hate consequences. Me Casey: I'm really trying to be a good guy and it's awful. I hate it. I don't get to do anything I wanna do, like sleep with any girl I want. It sucks. Blake: Ha ha ha Casey: This is awful. And since I'm not with you, I don't have anywhere to live and I have to pay rent. Like this sucks. No, no, no. Blake: No not my chunk is like Casey: Like my Q, my my same. I could just record a soundbite. This sucks. No. No, no, no. Fuck. And that's basically Blake: Shit Casey: what's going on. and my final perverted moment of Lisa Vanderpump with this photo shoot, Jax like stuffs his boxers with a sock. Like And he they like have a little moment of like this is so common in the modeling industry. Like this is classic. First of all, this isn't the modeling industry. This is your boss's backyard. So let's let's start there. And Blake: Ha ha ha. Casey: second of all, when they're done with the shot, Lisa's like, okay, like give me the sock. Why? And he takes it out of his boxers right there on the set, the set, right there in the backyard, hands it to her. She takes it from him and then starts chasing the girls around, shoving it in their faces. Blake: Like we need to call the cops. Casey: Like, this workplace is so threatening and unsustainable. Like, we need an HR rep ASAP inside the walls. Blake: We need an HR rep, we need to file like an EEOC complaint. Like we need to get the federal g the equal Casey: the hell is that? What is that? Blake: the equal my god, this is gonna look so bad Casey: Okay. Blake: for me. The Casey: Yeah. Blake: Wait Equal okay, equal employment Casey: Fuck. Blake: Equal Employment Opportunity Commission. It's like you can't get discriminated at work or you can file and so they're definitely getting discriminated. Casey: Hell yeah. Let's get Blake: by Jax's cocksalk, so I think we can get them involved, you know. Casey: Hmm. Blake: anyway, moving moving Roy along, Jax goes to his first and last therapy session and Casey: It's so true. Blake: he goes to therapy b to complain about needing Stassi back in his life. And then he just starts complaining about How it's hard being a model and not having gone to college and that turned him into a pathological liar. Casey: my god, no, this is crazy. This is crazy. He like is like, no, like I it's all started when I had to start lying because people were judging me for not having gone to college. So I started just telling people I'd gone to college and then it just all started to run away from me and I changed my name from Jason to Jax and sometimes I forget what's real and what's not because I I do it a lot. And the therapist is like, Okay, like awesome, like I'm hearing you, but I do have to Ask like that you don't lie to me. Like, I don't know if there's a huge point in us doing this. So is that cool? Can we just get that out front and no lying to me? And he's yeah, absolutely. Like that sounds good. Immediately after that, tells her that He's being defamed right now because everyone's saying that he cheated and he's like, I it's a complete lie. And he tells Blake: Ha ha ha. Casey: her that whole like fake, like, there was a pregnancy, but it was before we ever dated and like whatever his like crock of shit is about it. And she's like, Blake: Dude. Casey: okay, like that's terrible. And like Okay. Blake: That's that's terrible. Wow, I'm so sorry to hear that. Casey: Like, okay, whatever. Let's get that woman on the podcast. That's who we need to be speaking to. I guess that's against HIPAA, but if sh if she's even a real therapist. But it was on camera, like so does HIPAA still Blake: Right. I was gonna say we should see if she's cool with violating all of her patients' confidentiality. Casey: apply? Blake: Honestly, no. What that conversation probably wouldn't apply. But like we c probably couldn't Casey: Her like any on camera sessions she could probably talk about. But she couldn't be like Blake: Yeah, definitely. Casey: on the low. I thought he was crazy as fuck. Like Blake: Yeah, she couldn't be like and then like when the cameras went down he like told me he's bipolar. Like, no, that would be crazy. Casey: I don't yeah, but I that wasn't even happening. The cameras went down and he was like, Who are you? Like, I've never met this woman in my life. Blake: And he was he he got up and he was like, Alright, well that was that was annoying. I'm never coming back here and then he went home. Casey: and then we quickly will stop by the photo shoot day two because obviously it's not done. Like we have to keep going. Blake: Yeah. Casey: Like, I don't know, we we need more material for nothing question mark. So let's let's start a new setup and let's roll the cameras. And they're actually at Sur this time. The girls are dressed in like I mean, it's still fucking weird, but like the girls are at least wearing clothes. Like they're they look a little bit classier. It's actually in the restaurant. Lisa's in In the photos. So like it feels a little less like a just a pervert fest. Like it feels like, okay, maybe this could be Blake: Ha ha ha. Casey: like an ad, like for real. But then right when you start to think that, the photographer and Lisa are like Blake: Hmm. Casey: taking a picture of Stasi and Sheena, and they're like, now kiss girls. And you're like, what? Like, is that necessary? Like, ha ha Blake: Ha ha. Casey: We if if you're not watching, we have the picture of them kissing up and like it's so sexless. Like these girls are not gay. Like they were not into Blake: No, my god. Casey: it. There's no like even like attempt to make it look like there's like making out happening, like even in like a camera way. Like and they don't Blake: No their lips are frozen in place. There is no Casey: move even an inch. They're like Blake: They b no, honestly, like Sheena looks she looks like she's about to like spit or something. Like Casey: It's I don't know why it's so funny the lack of chemistry. Like there's literally not an Blake: There's there Casey: ounce of sexual sexual energy happening. Blake: It's not like erotic, it's not chic, it's truly like this is we're we're we're shredding this picture. This is not going out into the public. Casey: It's so funny. It's like it's like when people imitate men going in for the kiss. Like that's what they look like. Like when people like Blake: Yeah they're like Casey: stop talking like the Like that's exactly what they did to each other Blake: Yeah. Casey: and they met in the middle of imitating it and that's when we took this photo. And the photographers are like So sexy girls, like this is so sexy. Like it's like like why are you lying? Like Blake: But you need to go on a list, you freak. Casey: Why are you literally why are you lying to them? But all the girls are like in a good mood, and this is when everyone's friends for a second, and they're all kind of just like, it's so crazy, like that we're all good right now. Like, remember when things were so bad, haha. And they're like talking about the future. And I just think this is so fucking crazy. Kristen says, like, they're like, where do we think group will be in a year from now? I can't even like get it out of my mouth. And Kristen is like, Blake: Hehehe Casey: in a year from now, I'll have won my first Oscar. Blake: It's good to have goals, you know. Casey: All things aside about that statement, the obvious, let's start with girl, like with what film? Like they're already choosing. Like you would need to have your feature film out now to win that Oscar next year. Blake: Y you're gonna start you're gonna you're gonna get cast, you're gonna start filming, you're gonna finish rap, they're gonna edit, they're gonna start doing the rollout, and then they're gonna release it to the theaters, and then it's gonna get nominated, and then you're gonna win by next year. Casey: Like, I don't even think like a serious actor would be like, I think in a year from now I'm gonna win one. Like that's so crazy. She's hasn't even acted in anything. And she's like, I think I got it. Blake: I would also just say like I know I would also like I think it'd be totally fine to be like you know in a year from now I will be acting in a movie that will hopefully get nominated for some type of Oscar and like if I got nominated like I'd be so happy. She's like I'm gonna win. It's gonna be for me. It's gonna be my Oscar. Casey: I'm gonna it's gonna be one. In a year from now, it is going to be in my house, one secured. I will be an Oscar winner. And they all Blake: I'm gonna be on stage accepting that motherfucking trophy a year from now. Casey: like no one like even says like scorns her at all. Like that's how you know everyone's in a good place. Everyone's like, yeah, you will. Blake: Yay. Casey: Oscar Kristen. Like, woo! and like this is this is the first season, so like they kept up this pretense of like we're all like aspiring stars, not not restaurant employees. Like that's what we do, but we really are actors and singers and models. Like we're not servers and bartenders. That's Blake: We're all on the side. We're working the industry. Casey: That's not what I am. Like that's what we do in Hollywood while we're hustling. No, like no, you're a server trying to hustle an acting job. It's the opposite, mama. Sw flip it around, flip it around. And then we have the situation. So like they're like trying to like paint this picture of them. There are like little moments throughout season one where they have like a quick like confessional of like my modeling schedule is really hectic. And in Hollywood, you have to be on the go and you're gonna like it's like we don't believe you. Like let's just get back to the drama. Blake: Ha ha ha. Casey: Like I don't really care about any of this. Like, my god. Like what are we doing right now? Like there's a whole montage of like Tom modeling, Blake: Who the hell do you think you're fooling? Like do I look like I was born yesterday? Casey: like Sheena singing. Like we like, okay, like we We got it, girl. Blake: Sheena like performs on stage at one point this season. It's like that was nice. Okay. Casey: And it's like fully funded by one of the other Kia employees? Question mark. Why why? And where do you how how much how many shifts do you work to fund Sheena's concert? Blake: We're not aware. Casey: Nonprofit, like or no pro bono. Right. Question mark. we that's what they don't want us to talk about. Blake: And like, what are you getting out of this? That's my question. We won't go there. The woke mob won't let us get into that. So we have the finale Casey: and to end the season Blake: photo shoot rap party, so the third part of this Casey: No no Yeah. Blake: The third part of this photo shoot in which the photos go nowhere is this like a calendar? Is this supposed to be like a a social media like Casey: It's like like congrats on your hard work question mark. Sorry we exploited you and my perverted husband gazed upon you naked. Come Blake: Ha ha ha ha. Casey: have some drinks on us where we can set up some scenes for potentially more drama, please. Question mark. Blake: And and and does Jax does Jax walk straight into the drama? Cause he takes this as an opportunity to sit down and tell Stasi that he did cheat on her when she thought he cheated on her, and that the reason she broke up with him was correct, and that the entire time that he was saying it wasn't, and everyone who told Stasi that she was wrong And that she that they don't believe her, they d they believe Jack's and that she's she's believing Frank who lied and is making a bad decision and ruining their friend group. actually, like that thing like is true. I would have killed him. Like Casey: And this is like after him like begging her to take him back. And so what if I had? And then you would have Blake: And then Casey: told me this? Blake: or you wouldn't have in either way I would have been Casey: It's so wild. I mean like whatever dude. Like again, he always wants like round of applause when he comes clean, like because he eventually does it at like after lying for however long. Like he's such a liar. Blake: After the destruction has been s like wrought about the entire like civilization and then he's like, Mm, I can see how this looks bad now. You know what? I fucked up. And everyone's supposed to be like, Thank God. Casey: And Sassi freaks out like as she should, and she's like sobbing and you know, saying, like, this is insane. Like, you are such a liar. And as she is like saying, like, God, you lie so much, they play like a montage of him like being like, I have never done Blake: Ha ha ha. Casey: that. And like Kristen and Katie like being like, We believe him. Like all these clips of like Blake: Ha ha ha. Casey: everyone like totally backing him up and him like totally standing on his innocence in the whole matter. And it's so wild. Like, yeah, you all looked So dumb. And she says to him, you know, it's not just like about our relationship. I lost my friends for the entire summer because of how good of a liar you are. Like you were that good that you were able to convince my friends, like people that were supposed to allegedly care about me. Like that's how effective you were. Like that's crazy. And that happens to people all the time. Blake: And you let it happen. You saw what w was happening. You saw it was it what it was doing to me, and you let it happen and you waited till now to reveal that I was right like honestly, like Stasi is so mentally strong because she could have easily like snapped and gone on like a stabbing spree and like killed everyone 'cause they gaslit the fuck out of her. Casey: The mass gaslighting Saucy showed her, like, it's sick. it's truly so sick. And for him to just like pull up to this photo shoot party and be like, Yeah And this is after him like totally like being like, I love you so much, like I just want you back, like saying like all the right things, as Lorelee says he knows how to say. So yeah, you're at the time that you're claiming to love me, you are also isolating me, like leaving me on my own, actively letting people think that she's evil. Like all everyone was saying all these bad things about her and Frank, like when she literally has done nothing wrong. And sh you know, she says that. She's like, You made my life hell. You took my dog, you took care of my dog with your new girlfriend, who was one of my friends, by the way, who you paraded around my workplace and hung out with my old friends with. And no one believed me when I said that you were doing this on purpose and that you were lying. You have to be evil to do this to someone. Ended and he was ended because exactly that is evil. That is insane. And men are insane like that, where they can lie and people let them get away with it. Like I don't know at what point the the world will shift and we'll all be like, We're done with this, but for whatever reason, it's so easy. Like that's why we had to freaking start coining believe women as a phrase because it's so abnormal to Blake: Ha ha ha. Casey: believe women. Like But men my god my god hell yeah I'll believe Jack's Taylor any day of the week. What? Blake: The tone of your voice The tone of your voice just now like so exasperated with the situation Casey: I'm so mad as fuck. Like my vein is popping out my head. Like I is that a vein? I can't even tell. I'm mad as Blake: I think that's Casey: fuck. Blake: you're like you're like but man Casey: Like, don't piss me off. Like this is like too triggering. Like it's actually like trigger warning, like relatable content. Blake: No, he's fucking crazy, and then he whips out another lie and says, like, you know what? I'll disappear. You'll never see me again, you'll never hear from me again. And then he tells Lilisa Vanderpump that he's quitting. And that lasts for like five minutes. Cause at the reunion he's like, Yeah, that didn't go anywhere. Because he's a liar. Cause he's a liar, he's always acting, he's always performing. Casey: Such a showman. Yeah, he's such a showman. Cause immediately after that somber like if that's what you want, I'll never I'll never come around again. I'll I'll give you your your space. Like he walks out, gets a drink, and summons the entire group to stand around him. Like he's making a toast while Stasi is outside sobbing and it's like, Hey everybody, I did cheat on Stasi, yeah. Blake: Cheers. Toast. Toast of that. Casey: And then when they're all like, wait, what? He's like, I can't do this. I can't, I can't do this. And he walks out. So thank God you summoned us all over here and then refused to answer questions. Blake: No further questions. Casey: No further questions. Press conference is over, and he takes his martini, Blake: No further questions, thank you. Casey: which it looks like it's just straight vodka poured into a cup or gin or whatever it is. Like it's just pure clear. he he Blake: It probably literally. Casey: he goes outside like all dramatically into the back alley and sits down with his martinis staring out at the world. Blake: Ha ha. Casey: And the guys come out to talk to him, and you know, they're they're gagged. Blake: Ha ha ha. Casey: They go, Jax, you told us so many times that you didn't do this. And he's like, Yeah, I did. I really drilled it into you guys. It's not, it's not on you guys. I lied so much. Like, I really made sure that lie stuck. Like, don't feel bad about it, you guys. I really drove it home. Like, don't worry. Blake: You know guys, I it's you know it's really not I really don't blame you for it because I just I've I'm such a pathological p liar and and honestly like a real piece of shit. So no Casey: I know. Blake: hard feelings, like I totally get why you would have believed me. Casey: Whenever I sensed a seed of doubt I hit it again and I really I lied Blake: Ha ha ha Casey: and I lied and I lied to really make you guys believe the lie. That's Blake: And you know what, you guys were easy marks. I feel like a lot of you guys are just really dumb. You didn't really interrogate it at all. You're kind of uncritical. You just accepted it. And especially you, Kristen and Katie. I'm actually really shocked that you went along with it, but it was real fucking easy to get you to go along with it. I wasn't even trying to get you guys Casey: For real, like I didn't think I'd get you two, but that was a nice bonus. Blake: on board, but that was that was the cherry on motherfucking top. Thank you for doing that. That was fun. They're over here like, dude! Casey: He's like, score. I didn't think I'd get any of the women. Woohoo! And that's how men are everywhere again. God, like these men are like the most exemplary like issues with men. Like every one of them is a micro, a macrocosm of a worldly Blake: Yeah. Casey: issue on screen. So if you have any type of like something going on with a man, this show can be so triggering. But Tom Sandoval's reaction is especially Interesting because he's like, Why not like why not just tell us? And at first, you're thinking, like, because like we like are your friends, and like we would like we can hold you accountable. And he's like, I would have helped you, like, yeah, helped him lie because the two of you, all of you, I guess not really Peter, the three of you are all gonna be helping each other lie for the rest of the show. So they just had to have this one pow wow. They're like, We slipped up, like, tell us, clue us Blake: They're Casey: in next time so we can cover for you, man. Like, don't leave. Blake: Right. Like why would you lie to us? We're not women. Like we could actually help you, dude. Like we would lie for you. Like Casey: Right, they're not mad that he lied, period. It's just to them. They wanna be in on the lie. Blake: Right. They wanna also be like willingly lying on his behalf. Genuinely I hate all every Casey: Sick. It's so sick. Blake: I hate to say it, like I do think Peter's hot, but ultimately I still hate every man on the show. Like Casey: yeah. No, they're all so, so, so bad. Like it's it's really, really tragic. I like can't James Kennedy, I think you have to give it to him the worst because he's the only one that we have like documented proof of him beating on women. So like I guess he has to be the worst one, but people act like he's better than all of them because on camera he wasn't as much of a menace to women, sort of question mark. Blake: Yeah, I'm gonna pass on that opinion, but thanks for playing. And no not yours, not yours, no no no, I know. Just like people who think that like, James isn't Casey: Right. No, sorry, not it's not my opinion. Let me make that c let me make that clear. Blake: it's it's clear, Mama. It's clear. okay, let's move on to the reunion. Casey: a personal Highlight that I think is pretty good because Andy asked them some wild questions. And at one point, like this feels so not wise to throw out into the field. He's like, Stasi, Jax, has your relationship ever gotten physical? Like, why would you ask that? Like, Blake: Yeah. Casey: that feels like we're we're playing with fire a little bit. And it's immediately really awkward when he when he asks this. So, like, you know that the answer is yes from one of the parties involved, but let's let's roll the tape. Okay. Blake: I need to know, actually I don't wanna know, what he did to say like to be able to say yeah, I deserved her busting my nose. Like you know it was a bad fucking thing. Casey: Like that is everything. She has him so and did you deserve that though? Yes I did. And yes, yes I did. Blake: But it's also like you know that like whatever it was, he doesn't even want it out there because the fact that he's like not trying to the Casey: I know what went down in Chicago. Blake: fact that he's not trying to like crucify her and be like, see she's violent and whatever and is actually like yeah yeah no I deserve like trust me I deserved it. Like blood everywhere, but I deserved it. I'm like, so what did you do? What did you do? Like Casey: busted up his nose was the phrase he used. Like, huh, okay. So she went in on on ya there. Like, let's go. Blake: Yeah, there was a reaction that was provoked. wonder what caused it. Casey: Ugh Love and We get some good stuff about like we already saw the clip about like the Laura Lee. We'll get into a little bit more about that. But we we review Vegas and one thing that I liked that Andy asked Jax is he turns to Jax and is like, so Jax, what made you think it was a good idea to pack your chunky sweater and head to Vegas in pursuit of your ex who did Blake: Ha ha ha. Casey: not invite you? And Jax is like, you know, well, like, I just thought I'd show up. Blake: He was like already I already like had the plan in my head. Like y Andy's like Okay, that's not really how like invitations work. Like that's not how Casey: It's like, okay, well, whatever. And they talk about the strip mall parking lot fight and Tom Sandoval, like it you know, they're talking about the shirtlessness of it all and why are we shirtless? And Sandoval says that the reason why his shirt was off was because he accidentally took a Xanax that night. Blake: What did you think it was a Casey: no, I fell I fell and swallowed the Xenax. Fuck. No! No! Blake: God damn it, now I'm gonna have to take my shirt off later! Fuck! I didn't want to do this! Casey: Now if anyone so happens to start a fight in the parking lot of a Moroccan restaurant, I'm gonna get naked from the waist up. Blake: I'm gonna have to take my guys, p can I just say before we have be this beautiful dinner, please do not start a fight in the parking lot of this beautiful Moroccan restaurant because I accidentally took a Xanax. I will have to take my shirt off. I Casey: Don't say I didn't warn you, you guys. I told you what would happen. I told ya I accidentally swallowed that Xanax, so we gotta be careful. And another thing I love, love about this reunion. Tom Schwartz was not invited. Not for a a cameo, not for a question, not for the drinks Blake: Ha ha ha. Casey: at the end, not one appearance of Tom Schwartz. And I couldn't be happier. Like, thank you. Exactly how he should be. Silenced. Not around. Blake: He was not contemplated as an important character and that's what I'm saying like if Laura Lee played her cards right, she probably could have forced her way onto the show like Schwartz did Casey: yeah. Blake: 'cause Schwartz is a fucking loser. Casey: my god, like he literally was involved in a full alter altercation with the main the main character, Stasi, and they still didn't invite him to talk about that. Because we don't even need his perspective because he was dead wrong. And they don't even Blake: And they were like Saucy probably Right. Casey: give Katie a mic for that part. Like they asked Stasi about it Blake: Ha ha ha. Casey: and like we move on because obviously Schwartz was wrong. Like when you roll the tape, there's nothing to discuss. And they knew this at the reunion. So case closed. Blake: So what does what does the conversation surrounding Stasi's gaslighting reveal to us about how everyone feels of their role in it? Casey: my gosh. Don't piss me off, Blake, because n once again, no one is apologetic enough for my liking. But like, you know, they kind of Blake: Hehehehehe Casey: they kind of like skewer jacks for for everything. Like they go through the Laura Lee of it all. They go through, you know the cheating rumor before we even go through it being true. We start with it being fake and we're just there. And Jack's like just after the Laura Lee of it all is like, Can we take the heat off me for a little bit here? Like I've I'm not liking this. He literally asked them to move on away from him and they like turn away for one question and then come right back. but yeah Katie and Kristen like aren't apologetic enough. Everyone is is upset with him but like it's kind of Back and forth. One thing that was surprising to me was that Tom Sandoval, like, Andy asked if everyone believes Jack's. like his apologies and Tom Sandoval's like, absolutely not. And he literally col totally clocks his his game of admitting to one thing, I'm telling the truth, everyone bowed down to me. So it's like you knew, you knew that makes you even worse that you became his little confidant. Cause you had him clocked and you literally were like, Wait, what a good com comrade in arms for me. Like you didn't think that's so horrible. Like he wasn't saying this in judgment. He was jotting this down in his evil notebook. And was like, we are gonna be such a good duo. Like we are literally gonna make both of our lives last so much longer with each other's support. Like this is gonna be so special. But he did have him clocked here. and Andy, Andy is like, so Jax, after he asked the heat to be turned off of him, he goes, Jax, your boss, your best friend, and your ex-girlfriend all think that you're a pathological liar, perhaps a psychopath. How do you feel about that? Blake: Yeah. Casey: Good? And Tax Blake: Ha ha. Casey: goes, I mean, I think everybody, everybody lies. And the whole cast is like, well, no, like let's not. Like, like, Blake: Like there are levels to it, I guess, that Casey: no, let's not do that. Blake: Hmm, baby your lies are your lies damage people's lives. Like. Casey: Like, come on now. At least just like let's just own it. But Stasi at least feels very vindicated. Like she is like, finally It feels so good that I was right the whole time. And sh again, shockingly, Lisa Vanderpompt like tries to come to her defense actually. And she's like, This is partially why I was upset because I felt like the side of Stasi that was being shown isn't the most positive of her. Like I feel like she has a lot more to show than like the fighting. Like for Lisa, you know, like she's like, it's so not c no no not classy, like it's you know, so she's like saying, like, I wish she hadn't like been doing all this like insult throwing and fighting or blah blah blah. But she's saying like she was in a bad situation and she was really hurt. So like give her some grace for some of the things that she said and done. And Katie and Kristen jump in on this and are like, no no no like Stasi was doing this, this And Lisa is like, no girls, like don't don't play this game. She was devastated because her friends abandoned her. Like and she was upset the entire summer. Like don't act like she like was all upset with you guys and doing Blake: How are you gonna get Casey: something to you guys. Blake: how are you gonna how do you get off on still thinking you have any leg to stand on after it's been revealed that you took the bait of the psychopathic manipulator and abandoned Casey: Right. Blake: your friend and you're still like, No, but she actually what sh what'd she do? What'd she do? What'd she do? Tell the truth? Casey: Like it's mind blowing that they don't just h completely have their tail between their legs, like especially after both of them admit on camera after the Jack stuff gets revealed, like, how dumb are we? Like we feel dumb for this. And we feel dumb for this. And you already said that. So why like it's like the the instinct to defend yourself, which everybody has. overcomes their sense here. Like they know that they were wrong, but they can't sit there and take it. Which I imagine like a reunion is probably a hard thing for some people to do if you're already not a person who like wants to take accountability for things. So this was probably just too much for them and they couldn't handle being wrong and like being a little bit on the stand. And Andy tries to like give them an out, you know, whatever, being lame. And he's like, well maybe they were just trying to protect you. And Stasi goes, by isolating me and leaving me on my own with this so-called man that they said was so bad for me. Like you hate Frank so much and you think he's so bad and evil, but the solution was to leave me with no friends with him. And don't even get me started on why that is triggering to my life personally, because Blake: Ha ha ha. Well that'll have to be a separate episode. Casey: I I s I like literally cannot speak further. Like that makes it sound I have an NDA, but no, just for like my own personal well-being. But crazy. And like she's right. And even Tom Sandoval tries to like jump in and get a lick in on her. It's so weird. He's like, Sasi, come on, you can't blame your actions on on on Jax. First of all, yes she can. And second of all, what has she done? Made new friends because all of y'all left her in the dust? Like that's what they're mad at her for. They're like, you use the other Sir staff and they just kiss your ass and you didn't want to deal with us because we say the hard things. Like, no, you guys weren't believing a gaslighting liar. So she went and pulled on other friends at Sir. Maybe they weren't the people she wanted to hang out with, but yeah, because you guys weren't hanging out with her. Like what was she supposed to do? Hang out with no one? Ever? Again? Blake: I just don't understand how they think that what she did while being ostracized is like equal to or worse than what they Casey: Right. Blake: did to ostracize her in the first place. It's so frustrating. It's Casey: That is such a important thing that people worldwide do not understand. Like when you're the one who does a bunch of bad things to somebody and then they have an adverse reaction, like you don't get to be like, but we're equal. Blake: but you've responded. But you reacted like yeah, because you were being a bitch to me. Was I supposed to Casey: Like 'cause you came out of fucking nowhere and started attacking me so I'd defend like I'd I'd defend. I'd but I didn't go on offense. Like Blake: Right. And but that and that's like worse than the original crime. Even though I'm responding to what you put out there, my god. Casey: Like yeah, that's like that's like true to life real this is what I mean. Like this show does illuminate some very frustrating behaviors. Like they take all the most annoying things you've ever dealt with in a person, usually a partner, like it's usually a relationship based or a friend, I guess, sometimes. And it it is like they're all here. Every bad thing that someone has done has probably been done on this show 'cause they love to really be as annoying as possible. And we love them for it. And to close us out, because the season one reunion, like they do a whole one part reunion and they like end it, you know, they do their little toast, they cover everything. But the next part of it, which like they don't label as a part two, it's kind of like a collab between a reunion and like a secrets revealed, which is Bravo's way of like just posting scenes that they cut. So they like collab it, where like they're still on the reunion. set and Andy is showing them scenes that didn't air and like having them react to them on the reunion set. So it's kind of fun. It's kind of flame, but kind of fun. But this is an all-timer that I cannot believe did not make the main cut. Jax says a very romantic line to Stasi. Blake: I know that. Casey: Wow. my god, chills, full body chills. That is so beautiful. What more could a girl ask for? Blake: Wow, his gorgeous alcoholic heart. I think we should end it on that beautiful No. Casey: right. Blake: That you know what a what a what a very apt way to round out this episode. Casey: Yeah. Blake: Just a gorgeous alcoholic compliment to one's former girlfriend that you cheated on and punished her for Casey: Who you're still actively lying to and having sex with her friend. And that's so beautiful. Lisa even says that to him at the reunion. Like, he's like, I love her. And she's like, not enough to tell her the truth or be faithful to her. So, like, how much is it? Like, right, right. And now we said it. And Blake: Ha ha ha. Casey: now we said it, and there it is. Blake: Well, on that note, thank you guys for listening. we will be back next week with our first ever Real Housewives of New Jersey recap season one. so tune in for that. And if you like this episode, please subscribe, please like, please leave us a review, follow our Instagram and our YouTube, mention it all again pod, and follow our TikTok, M-I-Dou-A Pod. And we'll see you guys next week. Bye. Casey: Love you. Bye.