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The Pecking Order · BTG For President

• 0:04
  Somebody need to do a song for LA.
• 0:13
  Hello, my name is Elaine, and I'll be your tour guide through south central Los Angeles. Look, count my nose, smoker. I'm from California. Where you from? So what? I'm from California. California, California, California. This is Los Angeles. Where are we going?
• 0:32
  Might upset a couple of people, a couple of folks out there, but it's usually what the truth does. You know, a lot of you niggas run away from the truth because it could do something to you.
• 0:46
  All right? I just finished watching monsters on Netflix. The Menendez brothers. Me and Brig on do a show about that one. Because when I tell you something that we live through, man, that's a crazy story.
• 1:02
  Lies.
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  Lies and truths. And the truth is, a lot of people don't care about y'all. Like that.
• 1:10
  For example, when you break down the months, right?
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  It's twelve months. And this is not one of those. We not even about to dive into the whole zodiac shit because Zodiac signs share.
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  They share months, right?
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  So I don't want to. Don't. Don't look at this, or don't view this, or don't accept this, or disagree with this from a zodiac standpoint. Don't do that. All right? Don't do that. We just strictly talking about the month in general. All right? So, starting out with January, don't nobody really care about y'all like that.
• 1:51
  No, but y'all are. Y'all important. And y'all more famous for, like, maybe. Maybe sports related.
• 2:03
  Not just that.
• 2:07
  The gyms is gonna get packed out. You know what I'm saying? We. When we know January rolling around, we know niggas is gonna be in that gym. Okay? New Year's resolution, that shit is at an all time high. January just. It's an expired, inspiring month, but it's born.
• 2:28
  It's a new. Fresh. There's a new chapter. That's how we look at y'all. Y'all cool. You know what I'm saying?
• 2:34
  Again, it's not from the zodiac perspective. This is just strictly talking about the month. The month of January.
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  If I had to rate it, I give it about, like, it's 6.86.8. Then we go on to February.
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  Now, look, if there's one month that I can. This. Look, this is one of the craziest months, though, because it's the shortest. You know what I'm saying? But then you have leap year, you know, and it.
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  It really.
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  It's just dedicated to February.
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  It's the shortest month, but it's a lot of it is an impactful month, though, you know, it's known for the black history. Black History Month all month. The Super bowl is in. In February. The all star weekend is in February.
• 3:32
  You know, like, we don't really care about you that much as far as weather wise. You know, California might be straight, Florida might be straight, but there's a lot of these. Lot of these other son, you know, some of these other states, they don't get. They don't have that luxury, you know I'm saying? Around.
• 3:50
  Around winter slash springtime, you know what I'm saying? March.
• 3:56
  March is the.
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  It's like, march is just there.
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  That's what March is. March is that month that just there, like, when you go to your grandma house and you see your uncle's bench weight set, like his gym that he had back in 1983, where niggas used to wear the rollers in their hair, you know, when gangbanger was at, like, the tire was at its peak, your uncle and a couple of his homies posing and shit.
• 4:32
  You know what I'm saying? Holding. Wearing a rags and shit like that. And they in the bag, and it's the way. It's the OG waste. The ones with the sand in it. The. The. The cement ones had the plastic cover in it, but they cracked open over the years. Worn, torn niggas dropping them on the ground and stuff like that. That's what march is.
• 4:54
  March is there, like, niggas is like.
• 4:59
  It's like that refrigerator that's in your grandma garage.
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  The ones that you used to go to, that they used to have all the juice back there. The juice and alcohol used to be back there.
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  That refrigerator played. Played a pivotal part in house functions at your grandma house, especially when it came to Thanksgiving.
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  All right, then. That's what Mars March is that refrigerator.
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  April.
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  April, y'all another one that's just like y'all there.
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  And we noticed y'all because that's when the. That's when. That's when the weather kind of acting like bipolar ish, you know what I'm saying? Cause now it's kind of like. It's kind of like if spring was kind of like getting over a cold from winter. You know what I'm saying? Like, hello, hello, you know what I'm saying? Can we need some warm weather, you know, outside of that, April, y'all ain't got nothing to give us. Nothing, April.
• 6:11
  Nothing.
• 6:14
  It's a damn shame, May. Now we. We talking about something when May is coming around, because May is right next door to halftime. You know what I'm saying? When I think of May, when I think. When I think of the month of May, it's like the pre game barbecues. You know what I'm saying?
• 6:39
  Like, like.
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  And then they got, like, Cinco de Mayo. They got Mother's Day, Memorial Day. They covered a lot of grounds. As far as people that we love.
• 6:54
  Single demi. Oh, they like, come on now.
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  So it's a heavy month. May is. And. And you got some heat in May. You got a little bit of heat. Just a little bit. Like you got some flashes.
• 7:12
  May is going to let. May is letting you know, all right, after I leave, don't.
• 7:20
  Don't act like I wasn't here. Like, you better respect me because once you get to those other niggas, once you get to the middle point, it's all downhill after that, so. And that's where we about to get to. Because after May, you have what you got. June ain't nothing but the preseason to July and is indecisive as well because now we talking about summertime with, you know, arts. And again, maybe people from different, you know, regions could be slightly different. But should our summer start in May, for us, June is. Is that one that's like, yeah, the heat is going to be on the way, but here some rain, too, for some odd reason, you know what I'm saying? And birthdays, barbecues, full effect. And it's not going to stop this where it starts to ramp up with the birthdays because now you got, you know, June, y'all have a pivotal. You know what I'm saying? A graduation.
• 8:36
  I forgot to say that about May, cuz. May. Hey, y'all got prom on lock when it come to June, though. They got them graduations on lock, though, June. June got the graduations, which it might not help them because I don't like going to graduations. I don't think people like going to graduations, though. We just glad that you graduated. But fuck that. Nobody wants to be in that chaos.
• 8:59
  It's beautiful. Now, July, here we go.
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  This is the ambassador is the ambassador for summer. July is where. Here is heat. Heat in cheeks. That's what July is. July is the epitome of barbecue, okay? July is. July is bops.
• 9:24
  July is music. July is vacation.
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  It's up there. It's up. It's not number one, though. It's not number one.
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  Just know that January is real low, okay. In April is real low, okay?
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  But July is up there.
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  And then after July, you got August oh, it's about to get.
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  You got August after July. August is a special month. A very, very special month. But August is like the cool cousin to July. That's what it is. July. And August is the two cousins that go on a walk during their family reunion slash Thanksgiving, slash, you know, any other family holiday that y'all get along. I mean, that y'all gonna all be there and they going. They going to go for that walk. That walk walk, you know, where they come back smiling and smelling like peppermint. And they got. They went to the gas station to go buy some clear eye Claire eye.
• 10:31
  So, yeah, August is just. You cool. You cool because your cousin cool. That's what August is.
• 10:40
  And you do too much. Cause it's like unnecessary heat coming from August.
• 10:48
  Unnecessary heat doing too much. And only reason why niggas are saying you cool is because your cousin is like, was that nigga, or is that nigga? But you. You always be around them. That's who August is.
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  Okay? September.
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  Oh, man.
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  September.
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  I'm gonna be. I'm gonna be honest with y'all. September niggas only fuck with you in the very beginning of the. Of the month.
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  You know what that is?
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  Now, I would say, out of respect.
• 11:31
  Out of respect, I would say one reason, the only one reason that y'all.
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  That y'all are noticed for.
• 11:46
  But I ain't gonna do that to you, cuz. Labor Day, y'all. Y'all hold it down. Labor Day weekend, it's cracking. Okay? They got Labor Day weekend. That's helping them. But the only identity September has and probably will ever have is football, y'all. September, you take away football, you push football back to October. Or you started in. No, they're not gonna start it in August. But if you take football out of this month, it just has Labor Day. And that's it.
• 12:22
  It's a. September is September. September is.
• 12:27
  Is doctor Cola and December and November is Coca Cola and Pepsi.
• 12:39
  You know what I'm saying? Like, is the generic Cola. It's like, yeah, September is just a generic Cola.
• 12:50
  Because then when you get to October, let me just tell you right now, nigga, is all bias. October, November, and December, it's a package deal. That motherfuckers is USC, UCLA, and Washington. We're not. When one of us leave, we all leaving together, those three. Because now you enter in fall zone. See? Yeah, true, indeed. June, July, August, summer, September.
• 13:18
  Y'all got summer. That's a different type of vibe. But everybody fucks with fall. All is loved. 98.9% of the world, nigga, the filter of fall is undefeated.
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  Okay?
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  Now, again, if we just go by months, this has nothing to do with zodiacs, okay? So when you get to October, they got Halloween.
• 13:47
  That's when all you regular and weird niggas dress up. And it really says a lot about how you dress up, what's going on, and where you came from, and everything about your childhood says a lot. All right?
• 14:05
  Halloween, that's basically what it is. They are the sole owners of one of the best.
• 14:14
  Oh, when they have a marathon, nigga, the marathons is cracking. And they always had a classics, and it's from October 1 all the way to the 31st. Okay?
• 14:27
  This is the month of candy. Some good and some candy corn.
• 14:34
  You see what I'm saying?
• 14:36
  It's just, and it's mellow. They get dark early.
• 14:40
  You know what I'm saying, nigga, before you, like when you was getting off work, you was, you was still getting home before the sunset.
• 14:50
  Now you getting out at 03:00 p.m. and it feel like it's 12:35 a.m.
• 14:58
  dark than a motherfucker, you know what I'm saying?
• 15:03
  Now, October is one of those on, you know, October is one of those months where a lot of people fall into a seasonal depression. So that's gotta be a point taken away, because it's just, the fall is the fall. To do that to you, the fall will put you in your place.
• 15:21
  That's what, you know? That's what. And it starts with October. It gets, it's a theme. It's scary. Hints, Halloween masks, costumes, it's scary. It's spooky.
• 15:33
  Niggas moods change when October come around.
• 15:38
  And then we go to the next door neighbor, which is November. You know, in November, just feels like it just November has a different type of family feel to it.
• 15:50
  You see what I'm saying? Because it's like, once we get to, once we get to December, I'll break down the difference between, you know, the Thanksgiving versus Christmas. I mean, we all know the biggest difference, right? But at the same time, they are still family dynamic, but in a different type of way. Because when it comes to Thanksgiving, it's like you extend that, it covers the whole family, even to families that are right outside of the family, you know what I mean? And it turns into, it has morphed into friendsgivings and just different type of gatherings under this one umbrella. Whereas Christmas, you kind of go from broadening the whole, you know, to extend more branches to the family to just your immediate crowd for Christmas, you know, I'm saying? But November, you know, is still a piggyback off of October a little bit, but more family oriented, you know what I'm saying? And obviously, the food is one of the top competitors of the year, you know, because Thanksgiving has some features. They got some things on that menu that can compete with the summertime, with July's barbecue, you know, I'm saying, et cetera. And we about to get to December, because December, that, my friend, that is top tier. That is elite, okay? That is second to none. That is men amongst boys.
• 17:43
  That is the queen of the night, all madden hall of fame wreck.
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  You understand what I'm saying? The Berry Sanders, the college football reggie bush, okay?
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  The magic, the Kobe Bryant of the world.
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  December.
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  When I think of December, I think of snow. Even though I'm from LA and it doesn't snow in LA at all.
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  You have to go roughly 2 hours a certain direction to get to some snow.
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  We don't have any snow in LA.
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  But I think of togetherness, I think of unity, I think of just natural overtime love.
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  I'm just talking about. Oh, my God, Christmas.
• 18:48
  Then you got the new year Eve that belongs to December. You know why that's big? Because everybody that has made it to the end of the year is celebrating that they made it to the end of the year.
• 19:12
  That's why December is the number one month of the year, because we're telling y'all to get ready for something new.
• 19:22
  And by the grace of God, y'all niggas gonna get y'all ass whooped. But make it to the 31st, only to say, happy new year.
• 19:34
  But you can't get to January 1 without going to the 31st, which is the very last day of the year. And look what you accomplished.
• 19:47
  Yeah.
• 19:49
  Yeah. That's when a. A. First of all, first of all, you summer niggas need to thank December and October and November. Why? Because we cuddling season. Cuddling season belongs to the fall and the winter.
• 20:13
  Okay? Now, again, I said I wasn't gonna wanna. I didn't wanna, I didn't wanna do this. But you know the strongest winter points, that belongs to December, the fall, I'm gonna get at roughly between October and November. That's beautiful.
• 20:28
  That's beautiful. That's cuddling season.
• 20:32
  You know what I'm saying? It don't make no sense to go to no goddamn cabin in the summertime. That's when Jason came outside and was getting, y'all niggas go to the cabin in the wintertime or in the fall. Looks better. Hey, it's easier to get warm than it is to cool off.
• 20:50
  You jumping out water. Some bleach is gonna get on you. Okay. No. Go get in that jacuzzi.
• 20:57
  Go get in that jacuzzi. Jacuzzi is obey. See, you niggas is not mature enough for the y'all niggas still jumping in that pool. Huh? Huh?
• 21:07
  And all them ugly little kids that was a part of that camp is peeing in that pool. And y'all in there just, aha. Giggling and shit, kicking your feet in there.
• 21:16
  I'm in a jacuzzi trap, and we don't allow the kids in Jacuzzi. No, you're not doing no swimming in no boiling. No, you're not about to look like a hot dog. Get out of here. Go jump in that pool.
• 21:32
  December number one.
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  It's a beautiful thing, man. And I know y'all dig it. I know y'all, I know y'all. I know y'all understand where I'm coming from with that. So shout out, hey, look, no disrespect, I might. I might swim. I bend the block again with this one. But attached to zodiac signs because it's a lot of. It's a lot of signs out there, and they just don't care about them. We got to tell the truth eventually. They got to learn about the truth.