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Birthday Girl by Penelope Douglas - Part 1 · Lose the Plot with Carla and Emily

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  Hi friends, you listening to lose the plot with color and
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  Emily. Welcome to part 1 of reading
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  birthday. Girl by Penelope.
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  Douglas, we are covering chapters 1 to 15 in this
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  episode. So warning there will be
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  spoilers. I'm collar and you know what?
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  Don't let your boyfriend get in the way of meeting his dad.
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  I'm Emily and don't put across T loofah on your coochie.
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  I think we should say a little bit about the overall story but
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  I just want to put my two cents in fast.
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  If you have in any way. Daddy issues.
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  Pick up this book. Just do us a favor, pick up this
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  book, you'll enjoy it after all of the daddy issues wrong roll
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  with it. What we understand from this
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  book so far. We've only about half of it.
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  Is it's about Jordan. She's the Character.
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  She's got the main character energy.
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  We say, yeah, she's 19. I mean, right now, she's dating
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  Cole. Yeah, she's dating a guy called
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  Cole who's also 19 at the beginning.
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  I really like Jordan, even though she's a bit of a basic
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  bitch she is. She's basic, but she saw Eddie.
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  Yeah. So that to be, she's fine.
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  She's 19. She's like trying to work,
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  trying to study. She's all cool.
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  She's doing the most she is. She's doing the most.
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  She's living a pretty normal life.
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  Towards the end of this half, though.
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  I started disliking her Her. Yeah, and I guess I'll tell you
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  why along the way. Imagine being 19 years old and
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  you're old enough to be putting up with all the drunks at the
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  bar, but you can't even drink. Oh my God, I would be so
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  annoying. Literally, that was like my
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  entire high school. They were all working in a
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  nightclub while being 15, and it just didn't make sense to me.
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  How they got the job? Everyone in your grade like my
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  whole grade 10 class. Wow, at the nightclub, they had
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  to wear their uniform. To.
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  So they had like that boobs pushed up to the Lego, not good
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  for them for having the boobs. But Spoonful, not be underage
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  serving of. All right clothing and it was
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  like majority 50 year old man? Yeah then also like when you go
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  clubbing and you're like why is my server half my age?
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  What is she doing? How does she even know?
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  I was calling drinks daquiris at that huge of the query.
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  Not even Decker, he's just sorry.
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  That's what I was calling them know.
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  This is actually, when I was like shame, it was a vlog,
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  literally, 20, ordering two queries.
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  The bar here is another thing. If I was mugging toes, You can
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  definitely tell I miss not working in the bar at 16.
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  No. But anyway, still on alcohol, I
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  guess. So she's going to the cinema.
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  She expecting to meet her boyfriend, Cole.
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  I mean, she wasn't even expecting.
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  I didn't think. I think she was waiting to be
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  picked up from work. Okay.
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  I thought I had plans to see them, you know, she, he doesn't
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  like to watch old 80's movies or whatever she watches, but she
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  was waiting for him for like two hours after a shift or
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  something. And this was Actually her
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  birthday her per day. That's awkward birthday.
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  Girl. And so her co-worker gave her a
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  box of wine. Yep, and donuts.
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  Is it bad that I'm just imagining the entire five leader
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  Daybreak. Old green box.
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  Yeah. Like she's just walking down the
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  street with this little car scale with the actual Cask.
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  I do you think it was a 5-liter? I mean, I don't know how she
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  would have got into the movies with that thing.
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  Well, it's surprising. How Much you can fit in a, tote
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  tote bag tote or a suitcase was a role ways.
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  She's just rolling in with her overnight bag, dude.
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  Why do you care so much anyway? But I finally the, let's just,
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  let's just assume, it's like a little one leader, whatever.
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  So, she's in the cinema, she's on her own.
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  It was fine until her ex, and a couple of their friends.
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  Sort of came into the back of the cinema and she started
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  feeling self-conscious. Yeah, she's then sort of she's a
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  bit of Gruber. She just dropped her phone and
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  the wine cask. Well, heck a cup or something?
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  Yeah, she's sort of dropped everything.
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  I'm not even sure because I was fine started scooching down to
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  the lower levels. Yeah.
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  And so, she was like, oh, great. Now I gotta find my freakin die.
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  I mean, that's what happens when you drink wine at the movies.
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  It's so she didn't even start yet.
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  Did someone needs to call her taxi immediately?
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  She had a long day, she's probably worked a double shift
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  and she just wants to enjoy peace and quiet in the cinema
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  and then it just comes in, but who's gonna know like from the
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  back. I mean, I'd be like let him
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  look, I you let him look up. What looks more tragic than you
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  on your birthday alone. Oh, and do not bold of you to
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  assume that my ex would remember my birthday.
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  He's just gonna think it's not forage Tuesday.
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  What does he know? True.
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  True. Give him too much credit
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  already. Uh, I mean, yeah.
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  Anyway, so her her, just imagine her one books is just flying
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  down to Cardinal is scattered. It's like busted open.
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  So there's a stranger in there. There's a strange man.
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  I make itself somewhat. Nothing gets you going more than
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  a strange Man by himself in a theater.
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  Oh, yikes, at 2:00 in the morning.
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  Yeah. Like what are you doing?
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  So this this man comes up and she sort of indicates that she's
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  looking for a phone in some ways.
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  And then he finds her phone, he holds it and he smells it.
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  I mean, whenever pick up something sticky and you smell
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  it. What?
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  Especially, but this belongs to a stranger and you're out in
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  public, like, what was he expecting the smell?
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  I mean, you don't know what she's been doing in the back of
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  the theater. You don't pick up anything.
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  That's wet and smell it. I'm sorry.
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  But anyway, that was my first indicator that this guy's a
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  weirdo. He's having a good wish.
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  So he starts asking her a fair few questions.
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  Like what I feel like she seems he seems pretty interested in
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  her and to me that would be an attack on be on the defense.
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  I'd be like, this is a personal I'd be fighting against me.
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  I'd be literally flagging down my eggs.
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  Honestly, like if it's a male starts all to me, that's all
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  right. I want to know nothing about
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  you, man. And then he makes a joke that I
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  think is a really bad taste. Uh-huh, you're a bit too old for
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  me like Brew. She's on her way.
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  Like she's already had a bad day, she's on her way to get
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  BOTOX immediately. No, but she better be sprinting
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  out of the cinema for him to even make that as a joke.
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  I mean, how dare he? That's such a male, Thing to do
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  when they look like a shriveled salt on it.
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  Like, but like, don't make a joke when she could be underage.
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  I mean technically. Yeah, and then, so what are you
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  looking for sir? Twelve-year-old to go looking
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  around for the her green box? Listen, mom, I mean, like is he
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  here to pick up children? Emily.
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  You think what if a child is add up to am?
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  Oh no, well, I don't know. It was just if he joke I was
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  like bro, you tried Because she's so self-conscious and he's
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  just like like Chris Hansen is going to bust into the snow.
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  Like what if that was like her last straw?
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  First of all, this in the back at strangers, asking her under
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  question, Chris Hansen's popping into the cinema, what?
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  Excuse me? So you're gonna have to take a
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  seat over here. This is a lot going on.
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  I mean, anyway, yeah, so she does sit near like not directly
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  next to him. Is what I'm understanding.
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  She sort of sits next to him because she's sort of like uh my
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  ex is over there. I don't want to look alone.
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  And so she sort of just sits near him because he offered
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  Yeah, one thing I noticed about being in Jordan's head is that
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  it's very fucking exhausting. I mean must be exhausting being
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  Jordan because she overthinks everything, but at the same time
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  I'm thinking I was probably the same at 19 and that's why it
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  made me so uncomfortable, 19. And she's low-key gone through a
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  little bit of financial abuse to.
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  She thinks a lot of every situation she's in.
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  Yeah. And I'm so far past that part of
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  my life friends to be there. No rain on her brain obviously.
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  Just gone a million miles. One thing I found interesting is
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  she was sort of noticing his eye color.
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  How are you going to tell a stranger's eye color in a dark?
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  So I mean he can't even tell that you're under the age of 20
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  and she said that she noticed his mechanical and tribal
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  tattoos disgusting and it's like pick a struggle bro.
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  What is going on? How many phases did he go
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  through mechanical and tribal? Don't go together?
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  They do not I'm Lissa like One's one-on-one.
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  If it was from what if it was like mechanical and it just
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  slowly started to blend in like the wires started turning into
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  try. We love a fusion.
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  Oh no. And she noticed he was like a
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  bit older. Can I ruin this favor one real
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  quick? Yeah.
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  Why am I imagining John Cena's? Not nice.
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  Do you know what I mean? No, bro.
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  E crew cut because you know how he's straight-laced.
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  I mean, we sort of muscle-bound but tattooed arms.
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  I just thought I'd put that mental picture.
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  I please stop please stop. That was the worst thing I
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  think. Because it's already, Struggle.
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  Picturing him with these fucking mechanical and tribal tattoos.
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  And you want to add in the fact that your looks like John Cena,
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  like John Cena is, oh my God. John Cena in that Daddy's home
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  or whatever didn't know that. Amy Schumer movie, where yeah
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  cries. Well, thanks.
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  Thanks. That's why I'm thinking of it
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  because they were in the cinema together in that movie, you
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  know, maybe that's why I've sort of fused it in my brain.
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  Great. Anyway, can we pretend he's hot
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  as a mother? I mean, I really was but it was
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  like, Needed it. Took our need it to be to work
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  it. I hate it.
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  Okay, let's ignore that. Let's go with.
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  What's his name? The guy that plays Jugheads dad
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  in Riverdale ski. Yeah.
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  Yes. That's kind of more of a Vibe.
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  Hmm. I feel like that's doable.
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  Yeah. Yeah.
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  Make me laugh. Is she's so 19 when she's going
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  when she's literally thinking to yourself.
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  What's the story behind those Teti is night?
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  God, I need to know this story. In one phase was he going
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  through and then he stops giving him like random life advice, all
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  you better like cherish this moment and shit had nothing.
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  Nothing. Nothing gives me the to live,
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  mansplain to me my 19 year old - Right.
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  Oh good. Yeah, if anyone said half the
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  shit, he did. I would probably work out him.
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  Like, how old are you, sir punching in the face?
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  I've got more life experience as a woman at 19.
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  God, you know, I just imagined her because she was kind of
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  looking at him scoping him out. And just, I'm imagining her
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  eyeball undressing him and then he's gonna single it to him, you
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  know? No, I'm sorry.
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  I'm late. Just Georgia.
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  It's like, I'm sorry with this a fantasy book.
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  I'm here to ruin that penny. You can see it though, right?
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  Yeah. Anywhere's in construction.
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  So, yeah. So I was confused because I was
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  like, where's: all of this cycle, whoops.
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  Sorry. Yeah.
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  Because I assume those supposed to meet up for the movie.
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  But anyway, so she finds out. This guy's name is Pike which is
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  like having a kid Pike. Yeah like is it pikelet?
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  It's sort of pilot way if I've had to deal with this myth.
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  I would call him pikelet. I feel like come on little
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  patties, waxite. Come on, little pikelet.
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  Let's go. Decorate him.
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  Oh my God. So it's funny because she was
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  sort of amazed with him just being nice to her.
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  Yeah. What does normal nice and I'm
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  thinking of course, he's nice to you.
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  You're a 19 year old girl that he called cute.
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  Within moments of Bill, he indicated, he thinks she's
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  attractive of course, he's going to be nice to you.
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  How is she working as a bartender?
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  And she hasn't figured this out. I mean she must like have them.
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  Blond is on like 20. More like you would have to
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  she's gonna be a bit naive. I don't even think she's naive.
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  Maybe she's like built up a tolerance.
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  Yeah, maybe from that bar, life. Possibly.
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  Yeah, so him just sitting there and keeping to himself and
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  having a basic conversation to her was almost above just.
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  That's so ridiculous. That's how shit her life is.
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  Oh my God. Sorry.
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  Okay, the finish the movie, he's Walkin Out.
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  She does get a hold of coal because he's trying to bring her
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  because he needs to be picked up from the police station, then
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  shall house. And then he hears that her
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  boyfriend's name is Cole or something.
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  Yeah, he took he whips around and he's like the funniest part
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  about all of that right is her the whole time.
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  She's walking, like in the cinema out of the cinema, she's
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  like, if I wasn't dating Cole, I would totally go for someone
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  like fight. My boyfriend ring me from the
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  jailhouse drunk. I would I would be like you know
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  what pie, here's my number. Here's my address but then he's
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  like oh that's my son bom-bom-bom big reveal even
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  better. You like.
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  Oh you wanted to get drunk one time.
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  Revenge has served best when it's with your dad.
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  Far out. So we sort of move forward a
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  little bit things. Got a bit crazy around her
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  birthday. Where Cole her boyfriend had a
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  party when she wasn't even there.
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  The audacity they went out of control.
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  Trash the apartment. They were both leasing.
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  Yeah and they got kicked out. Yeah so now they have nowhere to
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  live so not only did she work probably a double shift and then
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  walk to the cinema and Spilled her wine and then Had to sit
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  next to some old creepy, man, with an excellent boyfriend.
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  The jailhouse. Her birthday party without a and
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  then they run say goodbye to that Bond.
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  Say goodbye the never. Getting it back.
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  Okay here's what I kind of so it's established that Pike's
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  calls Dad. Yes is Pike a bit of a creep for
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  deciding to allow Cole and Jordan to move in to the home.
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  I mean, originally I thought no and now that I think about it a
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  little bit. Yes.
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  Because because there's got to be some little bit in the back
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  of that man's mind that. Yeah.
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  Like I get to watch this 19 year old.
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  Mmm, the in my heart but I also don't know.
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  I found his narration to be not overly creepy but there's
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  elements to it, that was creepy and misogynistic.
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  He referred to Jordan a lot as his sons property.
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  Yeah. And he talked a lot about her
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  skin like her supple skin and I was like, okay Hannibal, I mean
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  like relax, that's why he's aiming so young.
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  That's what it sort of place. He's after that collagen like
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  what? He's gonna Harvest a skin graft.
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  I mean, in my opinion, age Gap, romances can be either very good
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  or very disgusting and his at least it only had slight wedge
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  saw Janice. Comments where it wasn't like
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  sexualizing hope that's true. Most at all, like those bits of
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  a character, this is a significant age Gap and also its
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  taboo because that's his son's girlfriend.
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  Yeah. So there's a few layers to this.
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  Yeah. Trope wise, we're looking at
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  mistaken identity at first because she's like, I'm
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  attracted to him and then whoop, no bumpy, age Gap romance and
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  then the tubu like I can't do that.
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  Sip it and love it in and I think it's kind of handy when
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  you have Age Gap romance to see it from the younger person's
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  perspective, which is Jordan because she's equally as
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  attracted to him. Yeah.
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  So, in a way, it's not creepy and predatory.
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  It's yeah. And they didn't know each other.
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  It's not like she grew up. No.
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  Yeah, him. Because that's their the worst
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  kind of it's still problematic. Yes, not as bad.
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  So it's not real. So it's not the well, yes, thing
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  in the world, if it was real, probably be a bit, a bit soft.
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  Mmm. We learn a little bit more about
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  coal as a person and as a boyfriend, he's a bit of a
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  freeloading ass, he is he's freeloading.
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  He doesn't give her the time of day.
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  Nothing show up to work. Just parties.
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  I feel like she may be just a little bit attached to him.
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  Like because, you know, when you're 19.
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  Mmm, you don't know any that I either.
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  So she doesn't know and she her previous boyfriend was
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  physically abusive. So to her, this is the better
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  alternative. Her ex I suppose and they trauma
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  bonded because of that car, crash sort of accident.
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  Yeah. Yeah.
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  But they don't seem super attracted to each other.
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  No. And when they move in, that's
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  going to make things worse. Yeah.
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  When they move in like that because she has a resentment for
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  him ruining the apartment before.
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  Yeah. And her having to save up.
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  There's a lot. There's a lot of talk in the
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  first couple of chapters when they save talking about, like,
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  saving up to move and it's always, she always refers to her
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  saving to move. Got them as a joint couple, it's
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  always just her. Which it's got to be too much
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  when she was moving into the house.
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  She was sort of in or of everything in the house.
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  Yeah. And it was almost like she's
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  tabulating what everything was worth.
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  And she was like, ooh, and it's almost like she wanted to just
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  step right in and be the wifey. I mean, at first, I was like,
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  that's a little bit intense, but when you realize she grew up in
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  a trailer park, it kind of makes a lot of sense.
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  Yeah, and she was like, oh, this is nice.
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  This is the house. Yeah, but I thought was a bit
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  weird at first. I was like, oh, that's a big
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  Goldie. I didn't know the context around
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  it. Yeah, I realize she was just
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  admiring. Yeah, the house had a structure
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  like she had a roof over the head.
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  Yeah but yeah. Cole is just a shit boyfriend.
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  He's terrible. That's established very well.
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  He has no care for her whatsoever.
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  Penelope knew what she was writing because every girl has
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  dated this guy in her 20s. I mean, yeah.
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  In some way or another. And also, it's funny because
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  they're usually the relationships that last for a
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  very long time. Yeah.
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  Look at that. Most impactful to.
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  Yeah. Well it And it usually is
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  because it's the sentimental attachment and when you're that
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  young you don't just break up with people.
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  You just think. Oh this is my relationship.
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  What I found interesting is why is Jordan so fascinated with she
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  wants to know what Pike was like as a young dad ill.
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  He was bothering your boyfriend weirdo.
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  Ask your boyfriend. Well I mean does not know that
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  he was an absent father. I mean the non-existent
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  relationship, you probably be I can.
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  Yeah, exactly, like interesting uterus is working in overdrive
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  right now and that's what's feeling as a lot Sykes.
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  So her sister had a better job offer which was basically her
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  doing bar work in the strip club.
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  Yeah. Why wouldn't you just do that?
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  You're going to get sexually harassed either way.
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  I mean, I think her main problem with that was, she was worried.
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  That's how it starts. But then the manager but pushes
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  them into stretching. Yeah, she didn't want to be a
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  struggle, but she could just say, no, the manager can't.
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  Physically push you on to this thing.
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  I mean, you never know. Well, I've never been a stripper
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  be enticed by the money. Yeah, then it's her choice
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  because there were moments where she was like, oh I could just
• 20:34
  actually save often afford my own apartment.
• 20:36
  I was sort of thinking in this early stage I was like she
• 20:40
  really needs to cut ties with his boyfriend and I mean, save
• 20:44
  up and just a little sister for a bit.
• 20:47
  Yeah, for just a short amount of time, save up get that money
• 20:50
  together and get a unit or apartment for a soft butt.
• 20:53
  Then we wouldn't have book. Yeah, sometimes I look at it.
• 20:56
  It's to we wouldn't have contact.
• 20:58
  So Jordan was amazed at Pike doing his own dishes.
• 21:01
  In his own home, the bare minimum, he was living alone, he
• 21:06
  would have to be going to do it but she was just amazed like
• 21:08
  those random small things would be enticing.
• 21:11
  You know what's annoying about that too?
• 21:13
  They moved all day and then she was the one that cooked in a.
• 21:16
  Yeah, the fuck I found it. Interesting how she sort of took
• 21:20
  on board all that quote, unquote womanly duties, really easily.
• 21:23
  Straight up, like she wanted to do it.
• 21:25
  It's because her current boyfriend is her son.
• 21:28
  Just like if I don't do it, no one will.
• 21:31
  So she actually sees Pike more than her boyfriend, really
• 21:34
  around the house and just here and there.
• 21:36
  It's funny how her boyfriend doesn't actually work, but is
• 21:40
  always at work. But there were seeing because I
• 21:43
  thought he was like out with friends all the time, I mean,
• 21:46
  what was he doing? He's skipping work days in that,
• 21:50
  like, she knows that his job is at risk, and he doesn't seem to
• 21:53
  have any sense of responsibility because he doesn't respect his
• 21:56
  dad, but he knows his dad will keep him in the house.
• 21:58
  Yeah, so he's just live in the Crazy Life while.
• 22:00
  She's like, freaking out, like, out of everyone.
• 22:02
  I'd rather be cold right now. How?
• 22:04
  Yeah, and don't know what I'd do with myself, but I'd rather be
• 22:07
  cold. Call goes out one night, and
• 22:10
  it's just out all night. Yeah.
• 22:11
  So Pike and Jordan end up having pizza and like, just talking and
• 22:16
  bonding and whatnot. Why the fuck is there?
• 22:18
  Lettuce on the pizza? Not the taco pizza.
• 22:20
  Why just showing like this? And it was raspberry vinaigrette
• 22:28
  on what the pizza of what is Penelope eating?
• 22:31
  No boots on what kind of bougie ass or not?
• 22:36
  Like, what kind of like, I just not an Italian pizza place.
• 22:39
  I can tell you that, like, just straight up Iceberg.
• 22:41
  Like it's happening. So, anytime Pike is talking
• 22:44
  about her and noticing her. He's mentioning her skin a lot.
• 22:47
  And I'm like, She must be going whatever moisturizers she has I
• 22:52
  wanted. So I don't know why I noticed
• 22:56
  this down but sometimes I get pissed off with age Gap romances
• 23:00
  because I just get annoyed. Like, it's not a barely legal
• 23:04
  responsibility to make sure your crusty ass doesn't die alone.
• 23:08
  I know, right? You don't just burn Bridges with
• 23:11
  all your exes and then just fail it all relationships.
• 23:14
  And then pick someone who's fresh on The Dating Market.
• 23:17
  Market. And he erected Hugh, he just
• 23:19
  waited at school, they just fade out school for them to finish.
• 23:23
  Like they're walking out on their last day and they're like
• 23:25
  em. Well, to be fair, this book
• 23:27
  isn't the worst because he wasn't seeking, he wasn't on
• 23:30
  Tinder with his age range, 18 to 20?
• 23:32
  Yeah, you know what I mean? But also, it happened
• 23:35
  organically, but did it because he asked them to move in at
• 23:40
  least in his like point of views.
• 23:42
  He's not talking about her moving and it's more like I want
• 23:45
  Cole. Yes I'm even.
• 23:47
  This is a A, you'd be spending more time with her than coal.
• 23:50
  And he's not really trying nice to spend time with Cole and
• 23:53
  repair that relationship, and that he's spending more time
• 23:56
  with Jordan and essentially, flirting, with Jordan, I mean,
• 23:59
  he's picked the right one to spend time with.
• 24:01
  He's not getting away scot-free. Here we are free to criticize
• 24:04
  his face a little bit. I really sometimes conduit age
• 24:08
  gaps because it grosses me out. Well, how technically much older
• 24:12
  is he? He's like 45 or something.
• 24:16
  So, I think that so they're 19 and didn't he say he was like 18
• 24:21
  or 19. Okay?
• 24:22
  So like yeah, because remember, they're C8.
• 24:25
  Yeah, 38 yeah, there you go. I was wrong because he was
• 24:28
  really young when he had them, he just gives like six year old
• 24:32
  man behavior sometimes. One thing I found really sus
• 24:36
  about his story, his backstory. Yeah, is that he had the typical
• 24:41
  my ex-wife or whatever. But did when I buried them, um,
• 24:45
  no I think. Dating.
• 24:47
  Yeah. Sorry.
• 24:47
  Pike's X is Lindsay and that's called mum.
• 24:51
  Yeah. And they got to get that they
• 24:53
  were together when they were young, obviously, from his
• 24:55
  perspective, she had the baby out of spite to get child
• 24:58
  support. Yeah.
• 25:00
  But then she cared for the child up until essentially now he had
• 25:03
  a non-existent relationship mean.
• 25:05
  Yeah, you want to split your vagina in half, just to get he's
• 25:09
  50 cents, child support once a month, he kidding.
• 25:14
  And like the way he makes her seem Like she's out there.
• 25:17
  She's wanting to have a life and whatnot.
• 25:20
  So why would she create her own style?
• 25:22
  Okay, why wouldn't you want to have your own life and get?
• 25:25
  You don't just have a kid and completely lose your entire
• 25:28
  life. So, how having a kid Works?
• 25:31
  Hmm, that's what I find interesting about his story
• 25:34
  because he sort of did the whole novel.
• 25:37
  She's saying, bad things about me to call.
• 25:39
  And Bob, you literally admitted you were nowhere in the picture.
• 25:42
  Yeah, it's only. Where's the effort on you big
• 25:44
  dog? Sir.
• 25:46
  But he had that victim mentality that I was like and when they
• 25:49
  were talking in your sleep rise. It's like, oh well yeah, I just
• 25:52
  thought and because she's 19 to she's very like impressionable.
• 25:57
  Yeah, yeah. So he said that and she believed
• 25:59
  it and even there's a point. She was defending him about
• 26:02
  cheating when she knew none of the context.
• 26:04
  She was like I kind of imagined Pike being a cheetah me.
• 26:08
  My what? Meanwhile, he's probably had a
• 26:10
  new girl like everyday 10 Ways to Sunday and who she's just
• 26:14
  like he's not, I promise. - he just slipped, but his characters
• 26:18
  are 38 year old man and her perception of.
• 26:20
  It doesn't necessarily have to line up to what he was actually
• 26:24
  like, when he was 17, 18, like know what y-you just wiping the
• 26:27
  Slate clean for me. He's happened. 19 years to
• 26:30
  character development. Yes, so yes.
• 26:32
  He might seem like a decent bloke now but you can't the way
• 26:35
  that she swoops in and goes I can't imagine that.
• 26:38
  He would have ever cheated on her bitch.
• 26:39
  I, you know nothing about anything like a wild monkey.
• 26:45
  I'm just gonna Throwing bananas in a second.
• 26:48
  So yeah. I was just like girl white,
• 26:50
  she's a bit of a pick-me-up, can we agree?
• 26:53
  She is but she's a 19 year old. Yeah so there's a discount for
• 26:58
  being 19 but there's still the pick me energy.
• 27:00
  They the worst pygmies which ones are where are you know, the
• 27:04
  worst pick knees are like the ones who are divorced.
• 27:09
  I know it's older the ones where their energy, the yeah, the
• 27:12
  pygmies I suppose. When they should know better.
• 27:15
  I feel like if you're 19 and pick me that makes sense because
• 27:17
  you fresh come out of the factory.
• 27:19
  Yeah your fresh come out of all the brainwashing.
• 27:22
  I was probably pick me but I was 19.
• 27:23
  I definitely was and I feel like everyone was asking me college
• 27:26
  eyes. Anything before the ages of 21
• 27:30
  doesn't exist to me? No and a brain only stops
• 27:32
  developing when we 25 anyway. Well there you go, so it's a
• 27:35
  whole new world after 25 and I thought a little bit about look.
• 27:39
  Braid, we can only harp, I got to brain sales.
• 27:46
  And are barely functioning. They don't mix.
• 27:54
  Anyway. All right.
• 27:56
  So she's gonna pick me. Look, we'll forgive her, we keep
• 28:00
  we giving her a chance. Okay.
• 28:01
  Now, tell me why I was like, girl.
• 28:03
  You know what? Girl, like if I was her friend,
• 28:05
  she needs female friends. This is where it's all going
• 28:08
  wrong. She has my friend, she has no
• 28:10
  peers to just shake her by the shoulders and be like, cause of
• 28:13
  shock. Wait, I mean, her manager, kind
• 28:15
  of does, but I think when you've got a 50 year old woman yelling
• 28:18
  at you you're like you don't know what I'm going through.
• 28:20
  Yeah. Okay, so at this point, I was
• 28:24
  thinking, Cole's going to cheat on her and almost give her a
• 28:27
  reason to hook up with Pike, hundreds of my old it.
• 28:32
  I wrote it in my notes because I'm, like, I got to write this
• 28:34
  down before it actually happens. Yeah.
• 28:35
  Because obviously, what is justifiable in fucking his dad?
• 28:42
  Yeah, essentially, exactly that. Exactly.
• 28:45
  That and only that your has that other circumstances.
• 28:48
  I mean, I'm super Petty. So, I would say I would never do
• 28:52
  it but I little a little bit less like looking at me
• 28:55
  sideways. How dare he leave his dish in
• 28:58
  the thing to fuck his dad? Where is?
• 29:02
  No, I don't think how dare he breathe cheated with a rando.
• 29:08
  Top level. That's Overkill.
• 29:10
  I don't even think it was a random I think because she knew
• 29:13
  her so but existence and quite it was an acquaintance to her.
• 29:17
  But yeah that's because they weren't her friends.
• 29:20
  Hmm, I just don't know if that's dad level.
• 29:23
  No, it is. Okay, the whole agree to
• 29:26
  disagree. Okay, well let's let's include
• 29:29
  the fact that he had a birthday party without a trash to our
• 29:32
  house, okay? You made her homeless, forgot
• 29:36
  her birthday. Yep.
• 29:37
  Okay. Dad level Noble honestly,
• 29:40
  Granddad level the things that would hurt me more is the
• 29:44
  financial thing you can fuck with my emotions or you can try
• 29:47
  but you don't fuck with my money.
• 29:49
  So the fact that he fucked up the whole apartment and I've got
• 29:52
  the bill for it. Yeah.
• 29:54
  Dad level dad's freaking. Sometimes I am high with
• 29:59
  Revenge. Aim low with the tolerance, I'm
• 30:02
  more of a long-haul Revenge person.
• 30:04
  Yeah you got to fuck them up playing chess not checkers.
• 30:07
  Yeah, if anything, she does it too fast, I'm going to draw on
• 30:11
  that. Shit out.
• 30:12
  Yeah. Anyway anyway, we don't know if
• 30:14
  we don't actually know. Okay, so I won't judge what she
• 30:17
  does before. So not only is called a terrible
• 30:19
  person. Yes, so we notice we've
• 30:22
  established, she freaks out when things, I think, because she's
• 30:28
  worried about being homeless again, so he's not doing his end
• 30:31
  of his chores. So he's not mowing the yard and
• 30:35
  she's out there mowing the yard. The Neighbor Next Door.
• 30:38
  I are off. What was his name again?
• 30:41
  Oh my God. I can't remember something like
• 30:43
  Ronald. I don't know why bronze coming
• 30:47
  to me but I don't think it is. Okay, we're gonna like Keith.
• 30:51
  You like what is the face you gave you know?
• 30:54
  Like it's Keith Australian Kenneth.
• 30:59
  It's yeah, it's something random.
• 31:01
  What should he reach? Should we renamed him?
• 31:04
  Yeah, let's rename him. Can we just go with Keith Kai?
• 31:08
  Let's pretend it's an Australian so-called made case is next
• 31:12
  tool. He's liable.
• 31:13
  Bullying her. I thought the line.
• 31:16
  The grating her feel safe, but also Pike is to, he has to, but
• 31:23
  I sweat is accumulating on his brow.
• 31:26
  So what he's feeling. He's feeling things.
• 31:30
  Just don't just falling off areas that haven't moved in a
• 31:34
  while. There's a slight twitch.
• 31:40
  Could you imagine over how they could like yeah, they do the
• 31:44
  keegels or kegels because she's out there.
• 31:56
  She's a queen. Yes, he's comfortable.
• 31:59
  And he's mad because she hops into that pool because she's
• 32:02
  sweating just doing all the work.
• 32:04
  She's carrying not work for two and she's in the pool and Keith
• 32:09
  next door. Traumatizing everyone except
• 32:13
  Jordan, but the thing is Parks looking to Keith Keith, look it
• 32:16
  up. Look at some good triangulation.
• 32:21
  Buttery fare, Gates one. Handedly watching.
• 32:24
  Like, let's be real Keith, minding his own business.
• 32:28
  Why is pipe getting that riled up about?
• 32:29
  Keith Uncle like stop. He's gonna be in his Bonnet.
• 32:34
  He's mad. Okay, next is insane.
• 32:38
  He Bears his His teeth girl and he gets up her and he sort of
• 32:43
  like storms up to her and he starts going off about her being
• 32:47
  inappropriate and then all like out of nowhere in her backyard.
• 32:51
  Yeah. In her backyard and out of
• 32:53
  nowhere, he somehow throws under the bus.
• 32:56
  Every woman that lives in the neighborhood and he's like, can
• 32:59
  you imagine if the wives of the neighborhood saw you like this.
• 33:02
  Look like they have their little radar ticking and it's like, oh
• 33:04
  my God, she's not wearing a bra or send it.
• 33:09
  Like it had doubled, pale fence. Like, it's, I like lumping all
• 33:16
  the women in the neighborhood. Could you imagine the whole,
• 33:18
  like, a witch trial Vibe where they've got, they're like,
• 33:21
  little for this is only two men watching, and they're both male
• 33:26
  and there's a problem. Not, and Keith doesn't even have
• 33:29
  a wife. So like please wife.
• 33:34
  Are you talking about bro? Keith this divorced but like
• 33:37
  honestly if I was one of the most in the neighborhood I'd be
• 33:40
  like you go girl I mean like titties could never My titties
• 33:46
  to my knees, get it. Yeah folksy Grandma be like get
• 33:50
  it girl what you don't waste rise up but he's out here.
• 33:55
  Why did he just project that onto her have you?
• 33:58
  No decency woman. Um dare you, how dare you is
• 34:02
  that and good skin, he's the one paying attention to all her skin
• 34:05
  all the time and she's got a bit of it out, but doesn't mean
• 34:08
  she's wearing a shirt. You see nothing?
• 34:11
  I know what the hell. She must have the best titties
• 34:14
  is this. Alvin came to be so offended.
• 34:17
  This was the most hectic thing, just imagining it playing out.
• 34:21
  I was like, is he okay? Like it's giving me Micro Dick,
• 34:24
  Energy smelly, smelly together. I suppose it's gonna be smell
• 34:30
  pee because they can't help the micro dip but they can help the
• 34:34
  smell. Yeah, but the way he was just so
• 34:36
  mad. Like, who are you mad at?
• 34:38
  First of all, he didn't know. He was mad, he didn't know how
• 34:41
  to control his anger and it was irrelevant to him.
• 34:45
  He perved. And then got mad at the, the
• 34:47
  neighbor for doing exactly. The same thing.
• 34:49
  Exactly. And then she clapped back, like,
• 34:53
  the queen she is and her that it's not her fault and she
• 34:56
  doesn't care. Mmm, because it's not affecting
• 34:58
  her. It's true.
• 34:59
  And then she said yes daddy! Yes!
• 35:02
  Daddy not the yes daddy. That was just something cherry
• 35:06
  on top of just the shit Sunday that she said.
• 35:11
  So not only did. He have to look at her?
• 35:15
  Hitties. A kinase have to listen to yes.
• 35:18
  Daddy, who do you reckon? He's brain.
• 35:21
  Like short-circuited. Yes.
• 35:23
  How dare, she have them lady lumps.
• 35:29
  Sorry for existing. What?
• 35:30
  She's supposed to talk him into a socks and free markets, put a
• 35:34
  move on. She's out here with their
• 35:37
  Poncho. It's just the entire When he
• 35:47
  gains weight and he was a moomoo, the whole, the dream
• 35:52
  dream, like what does he want? What if he was, he wouldn't have
• 35:56
  been what they should be happiest in this marvelous.
• 36:06
  This is a dear diary moment like put it into Dari later.
• 36:10
  Probably like what are you doing?
• 36:12
  He's acting like he's not gonna fall asleep.
• 36:14
  Thinking about Okay. He's acting like he's not
• 36:17
  looking at away in the internal spank bank that scene was wild
• 36:22
  and I loved it. Fuck.
• 36:24
  All right, so we're going, we're moving on to a little bit more
• 36:27
  of coal being a shit boyfriend. I don't recommend eating 19 year
• 36:30
  old men, I'm just like a mad idea.
• 36:34
  That's a broad range of The Straits.
• 36:37
  Okay, arrange Emily's, giving me, I mean if you got a date a
• 36:43
  man you got a date or by man and it It's only way it works.
• 36:46
  Is the only way it works. Okay, cool.
• 36:48
  It's the only way I'll note that case.
• 36:50
  I need that if I'm sorry to hear straight boyfriend but I just
• 36:55
  think 19 year old boys are not developed are not developed
• 36:59
  until they're like an 80 year old in their grave.
• 37:04
  She's not developed until they're not even developed in
• 37:07
  the retirement home. Are you kidding me?
• 37:09
  Giving them like an inch and you giving them nothing.
• 37:13
  Nothing they deserve. Think, I don't know.
• 37:16
  I like, I've just yeah, it's just a problematic time.
• 37:20
  I mean, Jordan is literally 19, and she's got enough trouble of
• 37:24
  Tanked up until she thought she does.
• 37:25
  She's had a bad childhood. She can't even afford the
• 37:28
  therapy. Not, she's paying everyone's
• 37:30
  bills Jordans honestly because she's just had this fight with
• 37:34
  Pike. Mmm, Cole, still being a loser.
• 37:36
  She's putting in way too much effort to try and make this
• 37:39
  home. Nice.
• 37:40
  Trying to keep a relationship ticking trying to be nice to the
• 37:43
  dad who's also being creepy and Going over the line.
• 37:45
  I mean, golf the rails. Hon.
• 37:47
  I would have gone off the rails day one, and yeah, it was the
• 37:50
  situation. I was in from the moment that
• 37:52
  little line baggy spilled. That's my, that would be that
• 37:57
  was your 13 threes. Literally that green bug flying
• 38:05
  sister sit ups enough for me, the X-Men in the center of the
• 38:09
  site on fuckin hell, I would probably just walked out that
• 38:13
  cinnamon never met this bloke, but I'm here if State literally
• 38:17
  soft, Mary Chain shot, fresh, she's got her sister.
• 38:21
  She has other, like, she's got people in our life.
• 38:23
  Hmm. She doesn't have to rely on
• 38:25
  these two bums, but she still putting in so much effort.
• 38:27
  I'm just assuming Pike is God by You better have like 18 ABS well
• 38:35
  to be fair. So her older sister, who is a
• 38:37
  stripper? Hmm.
• 38:38
  Did visit and she was a bit frothy over him.
• 38:41
  Yeah. And she deals with men all the
• 38:43
  time. Yeah, seeming.
• 38:44
  So but the gross ones, true sort of but yeah, she was attracted
• 38:49
  to him. Yeah, and she was like, oh this
• 38:51
  is why you wanted to move in? She's like, my son needs a new
• 38:55
  dad. Oh, that's a Vibe though.
• 38:59
  Kim Vibe. Mmm, Jordan opens up to Pike
• 39:03
  about the car accident and essentially why her and cultural
• 39:07
  McDonald and why they've been through so much and why they're
• 39:09
  even still together. Yeah.
• 39:11
  Surely. There's someone else you can
• 39:12
  talk to like a therapist. Instead of an old man.
• 39:15
  She's actually holding you. She can't afford it.
• 39:18
  Well then don't say anything. She can't afford milk.
• 39:21
  Like it's just it's too much. I mean he bought her a gross
• 39:25
  taco pizza. Right?
• 39:30
  One That I think makes cold worse than just being an
• 39:33
  incompetent bum. Is the fact that he still
• 39:36
  maintains the same Social Circle with j in it?
• 39:39
  And J is the abusive ex of Jordan.
• 39:42
  We know that Jay was physically and possibly other ways abusive
• 39:47
  towards Jordan. Yeah, but if anyone knows
• 39:51
  comical, yeah. It's cause of talked about it
• 39:54
  and he was with her when they broke up or something, wasn't
• 39:57
  he? He yeah, he knew it.
• 39:59
  Yeah. He he still hangs out in the
• 40:02
  same Circle. I was going to be in the same
• 40:06
  house. Yes, someone like that and they
• 40:08
  frequently end up in places together and I just think
• 40:11
  overall that sauce because if you had a new boyfriend and they
• 40:14
  were cool with hanging out with your abusive, ex all the time.
• 40:18
  But the thing is, she didn't meet cold through her
• 40:21
  ex-boyfriend know, she met him through the guy that died at her
• 40:26
  workplace so on On the lines. He knew about her trauma first
• 40:31
  and then started hanging around the same circle of them, people
• 40:35
  and it can't just be because they're the same age, you're out
• 40:37
  of school. There's no excuse anymore.
• 40:38
  There is that many people in this world.
• 40:40
  Exactly. And they seem to always end up
• 40:42
  in the same places together. Yeah.
• 40:44
  So she finished her shift at work apparently, was the only
• 40:47
  person left in the building. Yes.
• 40:48
  And she realized that Cole was going to come and get her.
• 40:51
  Yeah, and instead j-roc's up because someone needed to pick
• 40:55
  her up. Yeah, because she does.
• 40:57
  Telling cold, but she needed a lift.
• 41:00
  Yeah. And he was too drunk to pick her
• 41:01
  up. Poop twice in J.
• 41:04
  Or J just volunteered. I'm assuming Jadis volunteered
• 41:07
  and she refused him and then she was like, lying on the bar
• 41:10
  trying to get somewhere to sleep together and she was too scared
• 41:14
  to call Pike, to get him to pick her up because she already felt
• 41:17
  like a burden. But then they had an awkward
• 41:19
  phone call in the middle of the night, which is even more
• 41:21
  intimate than just them talking over Pizza.
• 41:24
  I mean, yeah, because I feel like that's gross because when
• 41:27
  someone's The phone light light at night, you're doing the Husky
• 41:31
  with spring voice like the in. Yeah it's a little bit sexy like
• 41:35
  I mean what's going on? Yeah.
• 41:37
  And then they're pretty much playing 20 questions again deep
• 41:40
  and meaningful 's. Yeah.
• 41:41
  And that's just weird. It's weird for him to do is
• 41:45
  don't wait for her to do. I feel like when I was 19 that's
• 41:48
  what I was doing all the time but no reason.
• 41:51
  So she falls asleep at. Yeah, this part work because
• 41:54
  she's too afraid to ask pie, pie.
• 41:57
  Like strolls into the bar the next day, because she's already
• 42:00
  working again, she didn't even have time to go have a shower.
• 42:02
  She just stayed there to work, probably because she was too
• 42:04
  scared to get out another ride home.
• 42:06
  H can't afford a taxi or over or whatever because you know, her
• 42:10
  boyfriends and asshole. Yep.
• 42:11
  And then you have his asshole, dad, stroll into the bar and
• 42:15
  just assumed she was cheating. That's what's so wild about it
• 42:19
  is that he was talking to her on the phone at like 3:00 a.m.
• 42:23
  after her shift ended. Yeah.
• 42:25
  When was she supposedly cheating?
• 42:27
  When did she have the time? One, and he pretends he cares
• 42:29
  because oh she's not going to do this to my son bro.
• 42:34
  Get out of here the fuck and I just love her manager.
• 42:38
  The owner. What about to standing in and
• 42:39
  being like your precious son? Yeah.
• 42:43
  Didn't broke up like it. Wrong to pick her up and nearly
• 42:45
  put her in a very, like, scary situation where she probably
• 42:49
  would have ended up dead. Let's be honest.
• 42:51
  And why did he come in with guns blazing?
• 42:53
  When he didn't even know the full story?
• 42:55
  Yeah, what a dick? What a dick move?
• 42:58
  I don't know where I got this part from but Pike was talking
• 43:02
  about women and I think it was a bit like past relationships or
• 43:06
  something, and he was referring to his needs.
• 43:09
  And I was like, anyone, what is this?
• 43:11
  A needs nonsense. It's giving white man podcast.
• 43:16
  It's giving it's giving post not syndrome.
• 43:19
  Oh my God, like it's a clinical dab.
• 43:22
  They act like their needs exist. When they don't even know where
• 43:25
  the clit is like you. And, of course, Pike uses
• 43:29
  females and absent uses females. Should advise assist on this
• 43:34
  planet. It's like, and them to jail.
• 43:36
  It's just a warning flag Blaze. I'm not a dog, it's sad.
• 43:41
  But yeah, it was not, it was not an enticing or sexy combos like
• 43:45
  yuck. I think it was a conversation
• 43:48
  which they were on the phone honestly.
• 43:50
  Yeah, possibly. So the next day Pike tries to
• 43:54
  talk to Cole when Cole obviously.
• 43:57
  Just came back from a bender and then Pike's trying to talk to
• 44:00
  him properly. What do you expect is going to
• 44:01
  happen in that conversation at this stage?
• 44:04
  I hope that just Jordan gets her own place to live because like
• 44:08
  it's just horrible being stuck in between.
• 44:10
  Yeah, she's quite clearly the meat in this horrible shit
• 44:13
  sandwich, the pole girl. Yeah.
• 44:16
  So we finally get Jordan's birthday party or it's not
• 44:20
  really a birthday party for Jordan.
• 44:21
  It's a party to party and Pike is having Pekka not here.
• 44:28
  Her birthday cake. Nice, pink frilly, Frosty
• 44:32
  popping. Hey, that he was excited to give
• 44:35
  her after she had to bend over in the freezer in front of his
• 44:38
  guy gang. Yep.
• 44:40
  And they were all frothing overhead.
• 44:42
  A little shorty shorts on her and then she had to go get icy
• 44:47
  poles. Yes.
• 44:47
  Box out of the freezer. What is Pike have a deep freezer
• 44:53
  down in his attic thing? When he probably could afford a
• 44:55
  really big bougie free. Judge freeh, I guess because if
• 44:59
  you don't use it every day but weird.
• 45:02
  I feel like that's a thing. Is it a thing?
• 45:03
  Yeah. Like if you have a big freezer,
• 45:05
  you don't want it taking up your everyday living area.
• 45:09
  No, Bob. Wouldn't you just have a fridge
• 45:11
  fruit comp lit? Go.
• 45:13
  That's it. Like he does but big freezes and
• 45:15
  normally if people do a lot of like fishing or hunting and then
• 45:17
  they put something he seems like the type.
• 45:20
  Yeah. Like longer always in the big
• 45:22
  deep freeze so she's digging through fish eyeballs.
• 45:25
  That's perhaps she's digging through.
• 45:28
  His ex 19 year old girlfriend's dead body supple, skin Supple
• 45:36
  skin. Yeah.
• 45:39
  So she's like, can we eat this cake?
• 45:41
  And he's like, oh, and then he has to admit in front of all his
• 45:43
  man buddies that he went out of his way to buy her.
• 45:46
  A pink Frosty cake. Oh my God, like shame.
• 45:49
  But so embarrassing embarrassing.
• 45:52
  She appreciated the effort. She never guilt gotten a cake
• 45:55
  before. Yeah, it's going to appreciate
• 45:56
  nothing but while she She's digging in this freezer and
• 46:00
  they're checking her out and then someone calls him out for
• 46:02
  checking her out and he's like, that's my kids girlfriend's.
• 46:06
  Yes. Jesus.
• 46:07
  I mean, but is she defending to keep defending himself?
• 46:12
  Another sort of situation that's going on, is Pike is renovating
• 46:16
  the bathroom that coal and Jordan are using.
• 46:19
  Yeah, and I thought this is going in a wild around of
• 46:21
  different ways. I mean, why is the renovating
• 46:23
  Now isn't he's a horrible timing.
• 46:25
  I mean the fuck it's just Excuse for her to go into a shell.
• 46:30
  Literally it's a plug point. So I thought so many different
• 46:33
  things are going to happen. I thought he was gonna walk in
• 46:35
  on her naked accidentally in the bathroom.
• 46:36
  But anyway, what actually happens is even weirder.
• 46:39
  So she's, she's like, oh, I can't use my normal shower, so
• 46:44
  I'm going to go into Pike shower, on my God.
• 46:46
  Oh my God, she's having a shower.
• 46:49
  She starts thinking about Cole, I mean, I feel like she's
• 46:53
  thinking about Pike and she was trying to defy.
• 46:56
  I really had to divert It and then she was trying to make
• 46:59
  herself, think about her own boyfriend because things are
• 47:01
  getting a bit hot and steam in the shower.
• 47:02
  You know. She had that big with, of his.
• 47:06
  Oh yeah, she took off his body. Wash opened it and inhaled it
• 47:10
  and how she drunk it, like, wasn't it like Irish Spring or
• 47:13
  something? Really big?
• 47:15
  Something like, and she's like, oh, it's simple things, like,
• 47:18
  simple like Park. I'm seen Italy, man.
• 47:21
  It's the turtle about the Shelf, huh.
• 47:24
  At least it was a body. Wash.
• 47:26
  So things start getting even more hot and heavy.
• 47:28
  She thinks she's getting turned on thinking about her boyfriend.
• 47:32
  Yeah. But then things take a bit of a
• 47:34
  turn and she realizes. She's thinking about Pike.
• 47:38
  Yeah. And she's actually admitting a
• 47:40
  bit of Attraction there and she's going well, this is a
• 47:43
  fantasy my own head. So no one else has to really
• 47:46
  know about it, right? Yeah.
• 47:48
  Right getting in there first. She's a lot have brains lawyer
• 47:52
  in her up. It's like I did not have sexual
• 47:58
  relations with that woman. I just love her commitment to
• 48:01
  her self love because she like threw herself into the wall.
• 48:04
  Like she's all archtop in his hot position.
• 48:08
  Yeah. It was like she was right out in
• 48:10
  this party. Wasn't being lazy about this.
• 48:12
  She was getting, she was here for the drama.
• 48:15
  She what she was? She was like face to wall.
• 48:18
  There was something. She was flipping around there.
• 48:20
  Like, Ariel the mermaid? Well, I'm a nurse.
• 48:23
  So it was like those, the Rama she was slipslop slapping in
• 48:27
  this. She's giving us Broadway.
• 48:30
  So There is no service on touch to Steven her RAF debut yeah.
• 48:38
  Like dude, what? So she was titties, the wall,
• 48:41
  she was, she's titties to all but to all who know she was
• 48:44
  touching herself and things are getting back.
• 48:46
  Things were getting like things are heating up.
• 48:49
  Yeah. And she was thinking about Pike,
• 48:51
  she grabs his well. She didn't know, she grabbed
• 48:55
  something. She thinks it's her Loop.
• 48:56
  Are she thinks it's her loofah go.
• 48:58
  Why's your Lutheran pug shower? I mean, yeah.
• 49:02
  That's a question. Yeah, turns out.
• 49:05
  And she realizes, after rubbing it all over her coochie, that it
• 49:08
  is pie. Exactly through car.
• 49:10
  That bacteria film, not the bacteria filled that your father
• 49:15
  that man Works in construction. I was just rubbing it in its
• 49:21
  track. I think he does.
• 49:27
  I mean, hopefully he's giving me watched crack, okay?
• 49:31
  Is it the tribal? I do.
• 49:32
  No. No, I just feel like working in
• 49:34
  construction. I don't know.
• 49:36
  He's giving me at least hygienically clean.
• 49:38
  Okay, that's all we can aim for and but you shouldn't use
• 49:41
  someone else's loofah because that's all their own skin cells
• 49:45
  and bacteria just festering in there.
• 49:47
  The last thing you want to do is put it anywhere near your
• 49:49
  courage. I think the stand they use for
• 49:53
  the loop on wouldn't that be like a bit too harsh for me?
• 49:57
  I think it's it exfoliates. Like God what's going on ripping
• 50:02
  Holes, not sensitive skin. She's trying to wash the coal
• 50:05
  away. So he foliate starting fresh
• 50:11
  that's too fresh for me. Also, it's interesting.
• 50:15
  I want to know if Jordan has a bit of an overactive clip
• 50:18
  because literally at the beginning like before things are
• 50:20
  even fully heating up straight away.
• 50:22
  It was like my clit said, yes, it's very sensitive from the
• 50:26
  lack of anything, like of stimulation.
• 50:29
  I mean, Cole's, never home. And also just the way that
• 50:33
  little language of the scene went, it was just like, my clit
• 50:36
  look for So does it was just like, I wouldn't she like throws
• 50:42
  his Leigh for out. I wouldn't even care.
• 50:44
  You know, how funny to me. It would be in my mind of them.
• 50:47
  Me. Well, it's not gonna get any
• 50:48
  dirtier than it already was. I mean, he's her coochie adding
• 50:52
  to the bacteria or did she sort of scrub half of it off?
• 50:55
  Like I mean I mean surely she's UT I'd up the something's gone
• 51:00
  wrong after that there's no way that she's getting out of this
• 51:03
  alive. Like that's just disturbing but
• 51:07
  anyway that's Me out because I'm a clean freak.
• 51:09
  Yeah, so that seen that whole scene was rudely besides, it was
• 51:13
  off to a good start, was off to a good start.
• 51:17
  So, what happens? Next is Duke sends a message to
• 51:21
  Pike and he's like, you got to get to ground is really quick
• 51:23
  because something's going on with Jordan and essentially
• 51:26
  she's out of her mind. She's cool.
• 51:28
  She's gone loopy and I'm like, she's finally cracked it.
• 51:32
  She's gonna turn around, she's on the tables to tease out
• 51:36
  flailing them around, she's tired, chuckling its place,
• 51:40
  she's like twerking on the tables, bear off off the grass,
• 51:46
  but I wouldn't blame She's been through so much, I will mean
• 51:49
  asked the grass. Trapped is a go literally.
• 51:52
  So Pike is like yeah. Okay, whatever.
• 51:55
  But then he's like, I've got to go see this?
• 51:57
  Because he's a punk naughty. Yeah.
• 51:59
  Which is just hilarious. And then he's like, I've got to
• 52:02
  make sure she's not embarrassing much sun.
• 52:04
  Meanwhile golf your son's the barest self stop pretending like
• 52:09
  you care about your son's dignan.
• 52:10
  I get calls. The type of guy that vomits on
• 52:13
  himself and shit in the shower or something went wrong.
• 52:17
  Unk. That's what I get from him.
• 52:19
  Yeah. Cole's Cole doesn't even care
• 52:20
  about his own Integrity. Yeah.
• 52:22
  Hello. He knew fats, Cole, showed up
• 52:25
  fast, he's already given her the yeah.
• 52:27
  So, Pike runs in all Angry meet up with Duke and he's like, oh,
• 52:31
  what's going on? Looks over Jordans wearing a
• 52:34
  corset top everyone. Clutch their Pearl.
• 52:37
  Oh my God, Andre night. And she's wearing jeans and
• 52:41
  explicit. Yes, he finds out that they do a
• 52:43
  lingerie night, every Thursday, or whatever it is.
• 52:45
  I mean, how doesn't he know? And he is Disturbed with what
• 52:50
  he's saying, when somebody think of the children and oh my God,
• 52:53
  if all the neighborhood ladies were in here, she's so strapped
• 52:57
  into the school setting. And the funny thing is, is
• 53:01
  Jordan is perceived as one of those basic girls who goes.
• 53:05
  I can't wear a g-string. I've got a where the full
• 53:07
  coverage panty. I need a granny Danny coverage
• 53:12
  because her sister gave her a sexy lingerie set to maybe do
• 53:15
  the wet t-shirt competition. She wore and then cold and Shop.
• 53:19
  Anyway. Yeah, so I mean, other people
• 53:22
  sort of push her outside of her box.
• 53:23
  So her wearing a corset was different.
• 53:25
  It was her, it was her choice, wasn't there.
• 53:28
  A member of staff that or she herself said, I usually just
• 53:31
  don't even do the sexy lingerie night.
• 53:33
  That's just not my vibe. Yeah, she was just doing it
• 53:35
  today. Big fucking walk.
• 53:37
  She was fully covered and she was getting more tips.
• 53:39
  I mean I've worn less which really yeah and you weren't
• 53:43
  working a service job at the time.
• 53:44
  Exactly. So I mean, are you kidding?
• 53:46
  If I was Pending on that money for to get out of this.
• 53:49
  Good thing. We can actually like, where is
• 53:52
  the brothel? Like, I mean, what, the hell
• 53:58
  scams work just point me in the direction.
• 54:02
  Where is the fastest, where's the straws?
• 54:09
  So he's clutching his pearls. He's hanging out with his boys
• 54:11
  for backup. Yes, sitting there eyeballing it
• 54:14
  and being like, Oh, I'm getting all huffy.
• 54:16
  Getting that micro Dick Energy together.
• 54:19
  He's so bad and it's just a layer is that he's got his other
• 54:24
  40 year old mates. Dobe on her essentially.
• 54:26
  Yeah, so he comes up to her when he's like frustrated.
• 54:30
  Obviously, this would give me the biggest geek where I'd never
• 54:32
  be turned on by him again. Yeah, I know.
• 54:35
  They're trying to perceive him as the weird Daddy.
• 54:38
  Dad angle. Yeah.
• 54:39
  But that would turn me so far off like nothing would be worse
• 54:42
  than him coming up and trying to pretend to parent me ill because
• 54:46
  that's what he was doing. He literally even said what
• 54:48
  would happen if your dad was here.
• 54:50
  She's wearing a corset top, her nipples are in Even if they were
• 54:57
  hot. Well if your dad's rocking up
• 55:02
  that's on him because he knows you work there and yeah Andre
• 55:05
  night what the fuck? And also her dad doesn't even
• 55:07
  look my dad's an alcoholic and that con even stand up straight.
• 55:12
  Yeah, and also coal was there earlier said that outfit look
• 55:16
  bomb and then left. Yeah.
• 55:18
  And she even told him that she was like your son said it was.
• 55:20
  I mean, it's Cole was offended. He would have stuck around like
• 55:23
  what is he doing? Anyway, Cole, doesn't he And as
• 55:26
  bad as Park is when it comes to jealousy and he also, I don't
• 55:29
  know if he said it out loud. But said something in his own
• 55:31
  head that was like touch something that belongs to my
• 55:36
  son. Yeah.
• 55:37
  He just keeps objectifying her. Yeah.
• 55:39
  And that really like, I don't know.
• 55:43
  I mean, Duke literally goes. She looks like she wants to
• 55:46
  straddle your hard at too intimidating.
• 55:49
  Dude. Clock.
• 55:55
  And this is when they're driving home later.
• 55:57
  Yeah. So Duke sort of cockblocks in
• 55:59
  ruins, the driving home plans. Yeah.
• 56:01
  And then they're having a chat in the car but honestly Duke is
• 56:04
  hella bold but he's kind of a real one because he sort of
• 56:07
  shaking. Yeah, I can he's like bro what
• 56:09
  do you think is going on here? Everyone sees it but you like,
• 56:12
  everyone's watching this play, everyone's watching your little
• 56:15
  forehead vein. Exactly.
• 56:17
  And everyone's picking up on the awkward.
• 56:19
  Tension Vibes, mmm, so he's kind of like check yourself before
• 56:22
  you wreck yourself. Yeah, it's like he's either your
• 56:24
  inner ear. Like work.
• 56:26
  Yeah. Do you guys like what's going to
• 56:27
  happen with the Fallout with your son?
• 56:30
  Need, anything does happen here. Like he was actually pointing it
• 56:32
  out and then Park was pretending to play dumb and he was all like
• 56:36
  pretending to be offended. Yeah.
• 56:39
  How dare. That's my son's girl.
• 56:41
  Oh my God, her skin. The lots of.
• 56:49
  Yeah. So I was at this night that they
• 56:55
  Um home. So she's already been given
• 56:56
  another serve. Honestly, Jordan can do no right
• 56:59
  because she's always getting served by either life or this
• 57:03
  fucking loser. That's come into her life
• 57:04
  precisely that. Yeah like right.
• 57:08
  Where is she? She's not even living a life.
• 57:10
  She's just grinding saving up being criticized every moment
• 57:14
  and still being the one in the wrong all the time.
• 57:17
  Yeah so I can't remember if it was this night but they she
• 57:20
  comes home late after work. Yeah and literally walks into
• 57:24
  the kitchen and sees Whole fucking in my God and it's not
• 57:30
  even like, oh my God, how did the open like that in your own
• 57:33
  yard and in the pool? That's not that's worth normally
• 57:37
  far more. She can't talk because she'd be
• 57:39
  in that blue fish. Our but who's dumb enough to
• 57:43
  cheat in your own pool? Where your girlfriend currently
• 57:46
  lives? Exactly, you must mean Hello.
• 57:49
  Fucked up. That's when you fuck the dad
• 57:51
  immediately on the sink. You don't, he, that python Wayne
• 57:55
  out there like all Angry. Like what the fuck you doing?
• 57:58
  Yeah not everyone's he says something like not everyone's
• 58:01
  asleep. She's home yet.
• 58:02
  Essentially. Yeah.
• 58:04
  But Cole would have had to know that he was sort of just nuking
• 58:07
  the relationship himself on some level.
• 58:09
  Yeah, no, she was home early. I think from work.
• 58:12
  Okay, early from work, she wasn't supposed to finish yet
• 58:15
  but doing it at home. Well actually you could cut if
• 58:18
  you can move in with the value of cheating on, surely you can
• 58:21
  do it. That's why I think on some
• 58:23
  level, he sort of just wanted to Nuke.
• 58:25
  He just wanted to subconsciously ruin it.
• 58:28
  Yeah, because even if his dad saw, he would know his dad
• 58:30
  enough to know that the dad would tell her.
• 58:32
  Yeah, at this stage. So that's when I reckon, she
• 58:35
  should have fucked her, dad. She right away.
• 58:37
  They should have made coal, should have made eye contact
• 58:40
  with her in the kitchen. Fuck, yeah, he's dead.
• 58:43
  That's when it should have happened.
• 58:44
  Power, move power move. That's too soon.
• 58:47
  No, it's not but then it's weird because Pike wants to feel that
• 58:52
  he's being chosen because she's a bit of a pick me in this
• 58:54
  scenario. You like, he wants to feel that
• 58:57
  Jordan wants to pick him and he's kind of low-key waiting for
• 59:01
  her to come here, which makes sense because she's younger.
• 59:03
  Yeah. So he's kind of like, I'm not
• 59:05
  gonna let him go mad because I'm going to catch a case.
• 59:08
  I mean boundaries I suppose Parks out there yelling at him.
• 59:12
  Yeah. George is that Jordans not
• 59:14
  crying. And then she finds out that has
• 59:16
  been going on since her birth daddy, since literally her
• 59:20
  birthday on about kind of scum specifically goes out of their
• 59:24
  way to start. Being on the birthday.
• 59:26
  Yeah, just break up with her so not only did he like cheat on
• 59:30
  her and then Luke like he could have just moved out because she
• 59:35
  was able to keep the apartment. They just said, Cole had you go?
• 59:38
  But instead he didn't say anything.
• 59:39
  It could have taken him to S especially if he was going to
• 59:42
  keep cheating on her. Yeah.
• 59:44
  And before he cheated on her, he had that weird aggressive trying
• 59:47
  to sleep with her but she didn't want to sleep with him because
• 59:50
  he was being an asshole too. I think that was happening
• 59:54
  during the Even though he was already cheating but I think
• 59:57
  yeah yeah come home expecting this sleep with her.
• 1:00:00
  Yeah. It was probably for his own ego.
• 1:00:02
  Well he was trying to he was probably realizing that he was
• 1:00:05
  creating distance there. Yeah.
• 1:00:07
  And she's gonna get insecure about it.
• 1:00:09
  Yeah. And she might cotton on to him
• 1:00:11
  cheating but yeah I don't know. I just think that was really
• 1:00:13
  dumb so you think immediately she has veto to like she
• 1:00:17
  immediately and immediately I mean as soon as her eyes hit she
• 1:00:21
  should have turned her off around so what you're Is
• 1:00:25
  immediately she can bang the dad.
• 1:00:28
  I mean she was not they were not emotionally there anyway.
• 1:00:31
  Like you know how, when you're out there relationships done
• 1:00:34
  yet, you're not then. They weren't invested in each
• 1:00:37
  other anyway. So immediately on that thing,
• 1:00:40
  okay? Okay.
• 1:00:41
  Okay, I respect your decision. Yeah, so I was just thinking on
• 1:00:46
  a moral standpoint, I don't have a quick.
• 1:00:48
  Fuck watch out what minerals. He's been cheating on her since
• 1:00:54
  her birthday. Yeah.
• 1:00:55
  Yeah, yells out the window. Yeah.
• 1:00:56
  He ruin the relationship first. Yeah, you know, where do we go
• 1:01:00
  from here? It's so awkward.
• 1:01:02
  Because she's like Fuck. I don't have anywhere to live.
• 1:01:04
  I was lowkey relying on coal. He ruined that for her and then
• 1:01:08
  he immediately moves out with the girl.
• 1:01:09
  He's been cheating with the could have been living there the
• 1:01:12
  whole time. Like how okay, that girl because
• 1:01:16
  you know, I actually knew the girl to around a girl was like,
• 1:01:19
  I'm sorry or whatever. I'm like, bullshit you are.
• 1:01:25
  He's smelly dick. Could you imagine being her and
• 1:01:30
  she's like oh I'm just having fun sex and then immediately she
• 1:01:33
  has his live-in boyfriend. Wow that's the worst part.
• 1:01:37
  It would have been more Revenge e if that girl was like okay see
• 1:01:40
  a coal and then left him to live there.
• 1:01:42
  Awkwardly in the house. Yes, because I would like he
• 1:01:46
  didn't even they didn't even have a bit where he asked her.
• 1:01:49
  They'll just like, I'm moving in with her.
• 1:01:51
  Like they already planned it. Like they plan to steal the
• 1:01:53
  double stabbed in the back like you're standing there in front
• 1:01:56
  of his fucking dad already embarrassed with inch.
• 1:01:59
  Talked of the situation and then he's like yeah I'm just going to
• 1:02:01
  go and live with this girl huh? Fuck he's dad outside that I
• 1:02:05
  would have liked stopped and dripping killed him around him.
• 1:02:10
  The way I would have weighed into a complete orbit.
• 1:02:13
  He just handled it so well but I probably cuz low-key she wants
• 1:02:16
  to fuck his dad. Yeah.
• 1:02:18
  And when she's probably ready just for it to be done to it
• 1:02:20
  like yeah there was probably a bit of weird relief.
• 1:02:24
  Hmm in a way. But also why do you have to do
• 1:02:27
  it like that? Just be real.
• 1:02:28
  Yeah. He's 19.
• 1:02:30
  Yeah, but that doesn't give you a full pass, like just break up
• 1:02:32
  with the girl. But yeah.
• 1:02:33
  So continuing on coal goes to move off with this other girl.
• 1:02:37
  So she's now alone with Pike all the time.
• 1:02:39
  Yeah. So the sort of living together
• 1:02:41
  situation is continuing and she even thinks okay I'll just go
• 1:02:44
  back to the trailer park. I don't know why she just
• 1:02:46
  doesn't move in with her sister. I think it's because she has to
• 1:02:49
  live on the couch and her sister tries to convince her constantly
• 1:02:53
  to work. I would still rather live with
• 1:02:56
  my sister and her child. Yeah.
• 1:02:57
  Couch, then what? Described as and right, we'll
• 1:03:00
  talk. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:03:02
  So pipe goes to help drop her off at the trailer park and he
• 1:03:05
  realizes how bad her living situation.
• 1:03:08
  I mean her dad's an alcoholic and his stepmoms a bitch.
• 1:03:12
  Yeah her step brothers are in creepy and probably have a satyr
• 1:03:17
  at some point it was implied or implied that it almost happened.
• 1:03:22
  Yeah. Yep.
• 1:03:23
  So she's it's not a good situation and Parks like not be.
• 1:03:26
  You're coming back with me anyway.
• 1:03:28
  Yeah, I'll give Pike that from not leaving her there because
• 1:03:32
  he's willing to risk his son. Yeah.
• 1:03:35
  For her. Not living in a shithole with
• 1:03:38
  creepy people. Yep.
• 1:03:40
  Her room had rats in it and little dream like it.
• 1:03:44
  No bed. It had was actually no bad.
• 1:03:47
  Yeah, it was pretty bad, but to be fair, let's not go pretending
• 1:03:50
  like pipe. Gives a shit about Cole.
• 1:03:52
  Yeah. Because I think his parenting
• 1:03:53
  was never good and he never really as an adult tries to fix
• 1:03:57
  it. No, he just Accepts it for what
• 1:04:00
  it is anything to do with coal has gone out the window as soon
• 1:04:03
  as he him and Jordan had a relationship.
• 1:04:06
  Yeah, but I think he's investing way more time and effort into
• 1:04:08
  Jordan. I feel like even with this
• 1:04:11
  living situation Park is getting more out of the deal because he
• 1:04:14
  was still going to pay the same bills and everything anyway
• 1:04:16
  before she lived there. So now she's cooking cleaning
• 1:04:19
  doing womanly staff. They're splitting it 50/50
• 1:04:22
  pretty much and he pervs on her so like he's getting a lot out
• 1:04:26
  of this so he gets 50/50 tours and A perv.
• 1:04:30
  Yep. So Pike and Jordan go mudding.
• 1:04:33
  Yes, isn't that after there was like a river flooding?
• 1:04:36
  And they were fixing, like, I'm trying to get ahold of coal.
• 1:04:38
  He didn't show up. Yeah, the situation.
• 1:04:40
  So there was sand bagging things.
• 1:04:42
  She saw him speaking to a lady and she was getting bit jealous.
• 1:04:47
  Well, the lady is the tower. Some of the town's whore because
• 1:04:50
  she's not, she just she's known for picking up.
• 1:04:54
  She is, she has been hearing for picking up.
• 1:04:57
  She's having a great time. Time.
• 1:04:59
  She doesn't care. So, essentially, it seems like
• 1:05:02
  Pike is attractive enough to pull some chicks because people
• 1:05:05
  check him out. Yeah.
• 1:05:07
  And so Jordans feeling some kind of way about it.
• 1:05:10
  Yeah, she didn't do anything, not to didn't do.
• 1:05:13
  It isn't bothered. I think she just realized your
• 1:05:15
  father, realized there was some competition and so they're
• 1:05:18
  muddying their muddying there. Minding mudding in the car.
• 1:05:22
  They're driving driving around. Yeah, having fun.
• 1:05:26
  And then they're all muddy. So then their home and they have
• 1:05:28
  to Here is the list of songs. I have to clean, everything is
• 1:05:33
  about getting clean but not and so, where were they?
• 1:05:36
  They were like outside in the yard is that backyard because
• 1:05:39
  they didn't want to drag them up to the house, you know, makes
• 1:05:42
  sense. But what happened to the car
• 1:05:44
  like it would be gross inside. I think he said that he doesn't
• 1:05:49
  really care about his car, too much money of the better.
• 1:05:51
  I'm pretty sure there's a part in there where he brings up how
• 1:05:55
  dirty it is a lot. It's fine.
• 1:05:56
  He works in construction and yeah, it's probably full of
• 1:05:59
  Tools in the back. Like yeah.
• 1:06:00
  Okay. So the home, the playing with
• 1:06:02
  the hose, I'm just imagining Keith playing with his belly
• 1:06:04
  buttons. Can you imagine what Keith is
• 1:06:06
  seeing right now? He's getting all the Teeth.
• 1:06:09
  Keith I would have binoculars, or he asked the power look.
• 1:06:13
  I would be like, I don't even know the wives in the
• 1:06:16
  neighborhood. Yeah.
• 1:06:17
  And what are the ones in the neighborhood saw this Pike
• 1:06:20
  watch. And that's why he's called Pike,
• 1:06:24
  they're holding their pitchforks and ready to go.
• 1:06:27
  So, things are getting like hot and steamy with the Is how do
• 1:06:30
  you make that sexy? You know, the host is just out
• 1:06:32
  of control. Well it's who first.
• 1:06:37
  Who was it? Surely it should be him watching
• 1:06:39
  her. That's just the gentlemanly
• 1:06:40
  thing to do. He's watching her off.
• 1:06:42
  Okay. Yep, he's watching her back.
• 1:06:44
  She takes her top off. Is he looking at her supple
• 1:06:47
  skin? Oh my God, he's feeling this up
• 1:06:49
  again. He's touching the skin anyway.
• 1:06:52
  She never gets touched. So she's a little bit excited
• 1:06:56
  about him or in the back of the thighs.
• 1:06:59
  Yeah, that was weird. I'm like, oh, that's the last
• 1:07:01
  place. I want someone to touch me that
• 1:07:02
  whatever that I'm not familiar with.
• 1:07:05
  I mean, they are familiar with our family, technically really?
• 1:07:14
  Yeah. Okay.
• 1:07:15
  So things are getting touchy touchy.
• 1:07:17
  Yes. Keith's watching from a safe
• 1:07:20
  distance. Yeah, they're renting each other
• 1:07:24
  off. It's a fine.
• 1:07:26
  It's a lot. So I'm assuming this sort of
• 1:07:27
  turning around facing Other things get like, there's lots of
• 1:07:31
  sexual tension building up. Yeah, and so she kind of like
• 1:07:36
  leans towards him. Yeah.
• 1:07:37
  Is that the vibe? I'm thinking I survived, do they
• 1:07:41
  actually connect kissing. So, I'm pretty sure she goes are
• 1:07:48
  my legs clean over my shoulder. I know I'm being Wicked, but I
• 1:07:52
  don't want him to be done yet. It only takes a moment but then
• 1:07:55
  I feel the water. Hit the back of my legs.
• 1:07:57
  So we go from that and Then I don't think she wants him to
• 1:08:02
  stop and she goes, if you want to get laid, then you go hunt
• 1:08:06
  someone else. And then she goes, go, fuck
• 1:08:09
  yourself. I will I'll find another bed
• 1:08:11
  tonight. Thank you.
• 1:08:12
  Anyone will do for a slot like me and that's when they put
• 1:08:15
  like, what kind of foreplay talk is that?
• 1:08:20
  Because he has low key themes of slut.
• 1:08:22
  Shaming her, when he she's been with his son the whole time and
• 1:08:25
  never has been indicated. May be open to anyone else.
• 1:08:27
  Exactly. And then he goes, she goes by
• 1:08:30
  all means. I'm dying to see how you tried
• 1:08:32
  to take control of me. You can't even get cold to do
• 1:08:35
  his chores and we're hustle last time a woman.
• 1:08:37
  Got hot in your bed. You're not even a man.
• 1:08:40
  Oh hit him where it hurts girly. And then he goes he growls and
• 1:08:44
  slams his palms into the house and front of me Keith's.
• 1:08:49
  Like, that's when she's like, I thinking, ran to her into the
• 1:08:54
  wall, a steel wall because there's a point like, a
• 1:09:00
  cartoonist shaped hole like we used to be.
• 1:09:04
  Why is he so aggressive? And because I daddy chill, I'm
• 1:09:07
  pretty daddy chill. Yep.
• 1:09:09
  Daddy number daddy through a fucking wall?
• 1:09:16
  And then because she kisses him over.
• 1:09:19
  Shoulder. I'm pretty sure all yeah.
• 1:09:23
  She's bendy a sexy make out over the shoulder.
• 1:09:26
  So they're full making out or like because I thought because
• 1:09:30
  they hear like a doll clothes from inside the house.
• 1:09:33
  Yeah. And lo and behold it's cold.
• 1:09:35
  I'm pretty sure he flips her around.
• 1:09:38
  Oh, yeah. Okay.
• 1:09:40
  He flips around passionate embrace a partial, right?
• 1:09:44
  And then colds, like clomping on.
• 1:09:49
  Through the house and then she just like fucking legs it.
• 1:09:54
  She likes it around so you. Bye-bye.
• 1:09:58
  And so what is Pike doing with his hard-on?
• 1:10:04
  Awkward. It's just sitting there.
• 1:10:08
  Do you reckon? It's up?
• 1:10:09
  Like half, mast. Is it through the jeans?
• 1:10:12
  Is it tucked in tight? Okay, he's moving everything
• 1:10:14
  happened so quickly. Yeah, I don't think there's time
• 1:10:17
  for full of Rex. Yeah, he knows.
• 1:10:20
  He knows. Keith knows everything out here
• 1:10:25
  Tenten. So like cold as person, he's
• 1:10:28
  just he's like, where is she? What you know, what's going on?
• 1:10:31
  Whatever and then Pike's, like covering yeah, covering for her
• 1:10:36
  being outside. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:10:40
  And then calls just like, I will feel like a couple days.
• 1:10:43
  How we feeling about this? Because on one hand like it's
• 1:10:46
  inevitable. That's what this whole story is
• 1:10:48
  about. Like we knew is building to this
• 1:10:50
  point. I mean, the build-up is not that
• 1:10:51
  bad besides his Sergeant Nest, Egg attitude, attitude,
• 1:10:56
  slut-shaming, for no reason slut-shaming.
• 1:10:58
  Hey, it's like he's really slut-shaming for his own mind,
• 1:11:01
  then her mind they both putting in the work, the wax being put
• 1:11:06
  in then becoming friends, they live together.
• 1:11:11
  They can tolerate each other living together fine.
• 1:11:13
  So, it's not one thing that's started changing.
• 1:11:17
  My mind a little bit is because that first one, I read
• 1:11:20
  everything else, kind of like, oh yeah, this isn't like the
• 1:11:22
  power. Mike's definitely like Pike's in
• 1:11:24
  control and I found that a bit as she even exploded in her own
• 1:11:28
  mind, Pike has so much more to lose by giving into this.
• 1:11:33
  Yeah, then she does. Because she's 19, she just broke
• 1:11:36
  up with Cole. She doesn't technically ever
• 1:11:38
  have to be in his life ever again.
• 1:11:39
  She can just fuck off. She's not going to offend her
• 1:11:41
  family. Yeah, no one cares.
• 1:11:43
  No, she has no risk. There's nothing to lose anymore.
• 1:11:47
  If they give into this relationship, he's already gone
• 1:11:50
  through that. I might not have a home
• 1:11:52
  situation. So, she knows she can go to a
• 1:11:54
  dashboard or sisters, you could probably to be, probably better
• 1:11:58
  off at us. She could probably live in a car
• 1:12:00
  honestly. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:12:01
  But Pike can practically nuke his entire relationship with
• 1:12:05
  Cole. Yeah, because there's not much
• 1:12:06
  left, it's like hanging by a thread as it is that.
• 1:12:09
  And she's underage, I don't know the legal age for her either.
• 1:12:13
  Yep, Mike relationship-wise. Yeah.
• 1:12:15
  Sex. Why?
• 1:12:16
  I think 18, okay, because 21 is about alcohol, but she's legal
• 1:12:21
  to have a consensual Mm-hmm, sexual relationship.
• 1:12:24
  Um, yeah. But yeah, I don't know.
• 1:12:28
  So in ways, I'm kind of like, Pike, you just a dumbass, like,
• 1:12:30
  just go get laid with someone age-appropriate.
• 1:12:32
  Yeah, because how can students, is there in this relationship?
• 1:12:37
  Yeah, because let's not pretend that you have that much in
• 1:12:40
  common you like old movies, big, whoop, big, whoop, that could be
• 1:12:43
  anybody. He really likes old movies
• 1:12:45
  because he was born around your time.
• 1:12:48
  He was probably 20 when they came out.
• 1:12:49
  Yeah. And I just think he's sleeping.
• 1:12:53
  Too far to romanticize this. Yes action.
• 1:12:56
  Yeah, like he could just find a lady that's been too old movies
• 1:13:01
  do it? Like there isn't that much
• 1:13:02
  there? He's just not trying like let's
• 1:13:04
  just admit that it's physical. Its physical and so yeah.
• 1:13:09
  I don't know. That's what sort of skewed.
• 1:13:11
  My perception of it then I was like, okay I think we've
• 1:13:14
  balanced but at this point what are you hoping to happen?
• 1:13:18
  Because on one hand I'm kind of like yes because Stick it to
• 1:13:21
  collab. Just have a home.
• 1:13:22
  Fuck. First started mean, if she's
• 1:13:27
  gonna have to deal with all the trauma from her anyway, she
• 1:13:29
  might as well get a couple of orgasms out of it.
• 1:13:31
  Yeah. And even if cold doesn't find
• 1:13:33
  out, she's always going to have that memory of, she fucked his
• 1:13:36
  dad because he cheated that's like gold boss energy.
• 1:13:38
  He didn't, it's nothing wrong with it.
• 1:13:42
  What are we thinking is going to happen next?
• 1:13:44
  Because we haven't read further than this.
• 1:13:46
  Turkey calls going to want her back.
• 1:13:49
  I hope not that's disgusting. Maybe his situation to will
• 1:13:53
  fizzle out there, obviously going to get caught by Cole.
• 1:13:57
  There's not going to be getting there's no way not, they're not
• 1:14:00
  going to. Hmm.
• 1:14:02
  Shirley, I don't know because most books they have a problem
• 1:14:06
  problem solution but is the problem already been sort of.
• 1:14:11
  I think if they hook up, that's kind of the problem, I think the
• 1:14:16
  Problems going to be one of them is going to want to turn it into
• 1:14:18
  a real relationship and the other one won't maybe Jordan.
• 1:14:24
  Like she wants to take it further and he probably won't
• 1:14:26
  because of cold and then what if it's the other way around, like
• 1:14:29
  she doesn't want to she's like on chance for the fuck off.
• 1:14:33
  So it's not really a problem. Yeah because she can find
• 1:14:36
  somewhere else to live. It's doable.
• 1:14:38
  I mean are we pulling a 50 Shades where it's like the weird
• 1:14:41
  pick me girl with the guy that doesn't want a relationship and
• 1:14:45
  then all? No I don't think so because I
• 1:14:48
  think he likes her. Yeah he's sort of put her on a
• 1:14:51
  pedestal now. Yeah.
• 1:14:53
  But I think he'll still The make the quote unquote, right
• 1:14:56
  decision of not shacking up with her properly.
• 1:14:58
  Yeah. Like yes.
• 1:14:59
  They're going to hook up. Yeah.
• 1:15:00
  But I don't think he's going to want to do it because that's for
• 1:15:03
  life. Like you can't go back from
• 1:15:05
  that. Yeah.
• 1:15:06
  If he tries to make her into cold stepmom, that would be the
• 1:15:10
  best thing ever. But I don't think he's gonna do
• 1:15:13
  that. What is gonna be kids?
• 1:15:15
  My family have kids, I think Lindsay's gonna get back in the
• 1:15:18
  picture. Some, how to create an issue?
• 1:15:20
  Yeah. Of jealousy of Jordan?
• 1:15:22
  Yeah, because Jordan is not going to be another man that
• 1:15:24
  never It happens in these books. It's so sad.
• 1:15:25
  And I know it's always just one mile.
• 1:15:28
  There's someone needs to write a book where a better man comes
• 1:15:31
  and it's like, hold up. Well maybe that happens to her,
• 1:15:34
  who knows? We can only dream if she just
• 1:15:37
  gets out of the situation and then not live with him.
• 1:15:40
  At least she can do whatever she wants.
• 1:15:42
  Yeah. Oh no.
• 1:15:43
  I can just bang him for revenge and then they won't be together
• 1:15:46
  at the end. I think that's what's going to
• 1:15:48
  happen and the problem is going to be called finding out, and
• 1:15:50
  then gaslighting her about it. Well, not cast lighting, but
• 1:15:53
  just making her feel guilty. Got it.
• 1:15:54
  Yeah, a lot. A lot when he's already been
• 1:15:58
  cheating. Yeah.
• 1:15:59
  Do you think it's going to have, like, what kind of ending do you
• 1:16:01
  think we're going to get? It's gonna be a happy.
• 1:16:04
  Ending them split up all them together together, I reckon
• 1:16:07
  because I've read I love vanilla P.
• 1:16:09
  Douglas books. It's kinda her vibe.
• 1:16:13
  It's her vibe. So that's out.
• 1:16:16
  It's not Colleen Hoover. She's not she's not pulling a
• 1:16:18
  Colleen Hoover so what does she normally do?
• 1:16:21
  Ruin your life because I don't read.
• 1:16:24
  I've never read anything because I feel like I've her books
• 1:16:27
  because I feel like she would traumatize me too much.
• 1:16:29
  Maybe that's something we can do.
• 1:16:31
  Yeah. Okay, so that's those are our
• 1:16:35
  predictions, mmm. I just hope that Jordans happy.
• 1:16:39
  After all this, because she's had such a shit year because
• 1:16:42
  we're looking at a time span of. I think her birthday to her
• 1:16:45
  birthday sort of thing. Yeah.
• 1:16:46
  And then maybe to her next birthday.
• 1:16:48
  I mean, assuming like if it's called birthday girl.
• 1:16:51
  Maybe the it ends happy end. Yeah, that's what I think.
• 1:16:55
  I think it'll be a whole year because so far this I don't know
• 1:16:58
  if it was like half a year so far horrible, horrible crash.
• 1:17:02
  It's probably be knowing you know you know how books work is
• 1:17:05
  probably only being like a week. Well let me like all she does is
• 1:17:10
  work and get such a change and then what she faces are selling
• 1:17:15
  in the shower, once he hasn't even been laid this whole time,
• 1:17:20
  Cole was cheating on her, at least if she gets some good dick
• 1:17:23
  in, then, it's worth it. It, I don't know.
• 1:17:27
  Okay everyone, let's collectively.
• 1:17:29
  Remove John Cena from the picture.
• 1:17:32
  Let's let's take it back to sexy about a over here.
• 1:17:35
  Yeah. So is there anything else you
• 1:17:38
  want to add Emily? Now, that's it.
• 1:17:41
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• 1:17:46
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