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Rock N Roll Day! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 7.7.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. Now, if Taylor Swift were to have had
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  this wedding, I don't know, July 10th, that's
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  one thing, but to have the whole city essentially
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  shut down for a wedding that's going to end in
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  a divorce, I still don't believe the Travis and
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  Taylor thing. I don't know. There's something
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  about her. She was always, she wears short shirts,
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  I wear t -shirts, she's chipped, and she's cheer
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  captain, and I'm in the bleachers. And now she's
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  everything she claims she wasn't. It's funny.
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  I have so much Taylor Swift coverage here. But
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  this is going to be honest coverage. This isn't
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  going to be like your local morning show where
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  they're like, oh, it's true love. Well, first
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  of all, you wouldn't hear it from your local
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  morning show because everyone's on vacation.
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  No, I don't take a day off here. So this news
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  is going to be all over the place. It's going
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  to be out of order. I don't even know how to
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  start because it's so freaking nauseating. I'm
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  telling you. The fact that there is an NDA that
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  has to get signed is kind of creepy. And then
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  the fact that the people from Madison Square
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  Garden got fired from it as if that was such
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  a big thing. Who cares? The job at Madison Square
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  Garden probably pays $13 an hour. Oh, no! How
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  can we lose them? All right. Let's do this one
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  by one. It's like when you get HPV. The Taylor
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  Swift's wedding was literally HPV. It's like,
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  you got to address it. You got to put a little
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  cream on it and hopefully it goes away. Turns
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  out, even Travis Kelsey and Jason Kelsey couldn't
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  shake off a royal meeting. Ahead of Travis and
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  Taylor Swift's apparent wedding at Madison Square
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  Garden July 3rd, Prince William appeared on the
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  Kansas City Chiefs player and his brother Jason's
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  New Heights podcast. Oh yeah! Too loud! July
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  3rd, where the pair revealed that they couldn't
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  calm down backstage at Taylor's London Stop of
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  the Era's tour in 2020. Oh, it's so cute! The
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  way everyone kisses her ass. 2024, when they
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  were introduced to the Royals, which the Grammy
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  winner commemorated with a sweet selfie of her
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  with the Prince, his kids, George, and Charlie.
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  So there's that. There's already the ass kissing
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  right there. And what was Blake Lively doing
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  during all this? Happy Hot Topic! Spotted Blake
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  Lively more than 200 miles away from Taylor Swift
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  and Travis Kelsey's wedding festivities. As Taylor
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  and Travis's friends and family descended upon
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  Madison Square Garden July 2nd for an apparent
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  rehearsal dinner, the Gossip Girl alum and her
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  husband, Brian Reynolds, stepped out at a horse
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  show in Lake Placid, New York. Yeah, hopefully
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  Blake learned how to properly ride there. We
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  got this clip here at Dolly Parton. Giving a
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  message to them. Travis, it's Dolly. And I was
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  just told that you two are making a donation
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  of two million dollars to my imagination library.
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  Oh, it's great that they're donating money. You
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  know what they should donate to? Every single
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  person that had a hard time getting to work because
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  of this stupid wedding. Not these organizations.
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  But this is because they wanted to get ahead.
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  Which probably gives a bad head. They wanted
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  to get ahead of everybody saying, oh, it was
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  all about them. We donated money. Thank you,
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  thank you, thank you. I told you, every other
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  morning she was breaking it down. I'm just ripping
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  into this nonsense. Today was definitely a fairy
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  tale for Taylor Swift superfan Nikki Glaser.
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  Oh yeah, as hot as she is and friggin' funny
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  as she is. Her love for Taylor is so freaking
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  amazing. Who scored what feels like the golden
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  ticket to the wedding. Oh yeah, the golden NDA
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  is what you call it. The summer. The comedian
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  was among the reported 1 ,100 guests inside Madison
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  Square Garden. Yeah, it's so important. You could
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  have literally had it anywhere. It has to be
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  in downtown New York. Look at that. I don't believe
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  this relationship. I never have. This next headline
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  really fascinated me. Happy Hot Topic! Ed Sheeran
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  and wife Cherry Seaborn make a rare appearance
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  for Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey's wedding.
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  It had to be weird for Ed because there's all
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  the rumors that Ed liked her. And it's always
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  weird when you're in the friend zone. It's nice
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  to have friends that are women. I don't, I'll
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  get me wrong. It's weird. their baby toes as
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  the couple prepare for the white veil occasion
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  and cherry arrive at madison square garden july
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  3rd in their party attire to watch the couple
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  officially tie the knot for the occasion the
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  singer opts for a vibrant turquoise suit which
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  he pairs all right so there's their outfits there's
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  that and there's this right here You may not
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  have been invited to Taylor Swift and Travis
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  Kelsey's wedding, but we've got details of the
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  dress she wore for her perfect love story. The
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  Grammy winner and the Kansas City Chiefs tight
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  end officially tied the knot at Madison Square
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  Garden in New York July 3rd after three years
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  of dating. And the much -discussed particular
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  of their nuptials has finally been revealed.
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  Tay was in her bag. It's your friend. Gown, in
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  fact, by Christian Dior, haute couture. So there's
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  the outfit she wore. Mm -hmm. And what was her
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  ex doing? Not everyone is down bad for Taylor
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  Swift and Travis Kelsey's wedding. As several
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  stars are headed to New York City's Madison Square
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  Garden for the couple's July 3rd nuptials, Taylor's
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  ex, Mattie Healy, stepped out in Los Angeles
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  with his fiancee, Gabrielle. She's so much hotter.
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  Everybody else is hotter than Taylor's fiancee.
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  Happy Hot Cabin! Zoe Kravitz attends Taylor Swift
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  and Travis Kelsey's wedding without fiancé Harry
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  Styles. Yeah, you know, it's going to be kind
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  of awkward. Mm -hmm. And then there's this. Taylor
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  Swift and Travis Kelsey have officially said,
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  I do. The person who made it official was comedy
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  royalty himself, Adam Sandler. Oh, yeah, yeah.
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  The wedding thing are there. So there's that.
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  Again, I'm not trying to be here all day. It's
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  just, you have to kind of just get through it
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  and get over it. Is next year the wedding year?
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  Is that when it's happening? Oh, you'll know.
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  Because everything's about me. By the way, this
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  whole thing, oh, she worked from nothing. Her
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  parents pretty much paid the record label to
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  get her amazing on there. Taylor Swift wasn't
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  exaggerating. Her and Travis Kelsey's star studied
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  guest list for their Madison Square Garden nuptials
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  July 3rd. Might have come as a bit of a surprise
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  to some, but really, Taylor laid out the... Ah,
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  so she had a lot of people at the wedding. The
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  bigger the wedding, the better the divorce. Happy
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  Hot Topic! Patrick and Brittany Mahomes were
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  certainly in their lover era. So they went to
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  the wedding. Brittany Mahomes is so much hotter.
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  And then here's what's going on with Grandma.
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  Donna Kelsey says Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey's
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  big day was nothing short of enchanted. What's
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  she going to say? Ah, Taylor's a real bitch.
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  Mm -hmm. Awesome. Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey's
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  wedding was a fairy tale. I had Travis cried.
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  After the Grammy -winning artist married the
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  Kansas City Chiefs player at Madison Square Garden
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  in New York City on July 3rd, Swift's aunt, Robin
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  Gentry, shared deeper insight into the couple's
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  emotional nuptials, telling LBC News as she left
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  the event in a black SUV that they cried and
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  they laughed and they danced and they hugged.
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  the table. And then there's this weird headline.
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  Mike Rabel and his wife Jen seem to be putting
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  their cruel summer behind them. The New England
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  Patriots head coach and his wife were apparently
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  able to shake off any drama to attend Taylor
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  Swift and Travis Kelsey's July 3rd. Yeah, that
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  wife has no credibility and frankly endorses
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  in a weird way the cheating. Why do I say she
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  endorses it? Because she Went to a wedding when
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  Amanda cheated on her. So I never want to hear
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  people go, oh, his poor wife. She allows it.
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  So there's your Taylor Swift coverage. We'll
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  never do it again until tomorrow. I saw this
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  video here. This is going to be so exciting.
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  Okay. There's this guy. I could not believe I
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  wasn't following him on Instagram. He was following
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  me. I felt bad. Anthony M. Brunani. I hope I
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  said his last name right. Anthony does radio
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  on Instagram, and he does kind of something similar
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  to me where he does these outspoken videos, only
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  he's showing his face, and I don't show my face,
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  and he's braver than me. Also gets a lot more
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  interaction, so maybe I should show my face,
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  but I'm just not going to. But I saw this video
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  here. I was just, there is the guy over there
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  in Detroit. The guy's been there since I was
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  in kindergarten. Absolute legend. Don't know
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  what to say, man. He's an okay guy, but I mean,
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  he's going to always side with his nepo baby
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  son that got the FLZ job in Tampa because of
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  him. Because they thought he was going to take
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  over the route. It's like Michael Jordan Jr.,
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  Mojo's in the Radio Hall of Fame. He's one of
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  the greatest to ever do all fake segments on
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  his show besides when he's talking. But we all
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  know at iHeart, it's guaranteed human. Even though
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  I've heard some of the shows use AI for parody
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  songs on Sooner. But it's guaranteed human. Even
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  though they laid off everybody. But it's guaranteed
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  human. You get the point. Anthony does radio
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  on Instagram. I'm going to let you take it away
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  from here. Here's what my John Amari did. I should
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  probably unmute it. Let me do this right here.
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  Here we go. iHeart, I thought you were guaranteed
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  human. What in the hell is this? For those of
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  you who don't know, that's Mojo from Mojo in
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  the Morning. It's time for War of the Roses.
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  He's been doing a radio show in the city of Detroit
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  for like 25 years. And he and his team thought
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  it would be really cool to AI superimpose him
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  into the Travis Kelsey Taylor Swift wedding.
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  It had him as like a pope doing the wedding and
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  then him at the table and it's just so funny.
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  I shared it and I said, that post is as real
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  as him and his nipple baby son's dating segments.
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  And this wedding was already controversial to
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  begin with because a billionaire and her millionaire
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  boyfriend shut down one of the biggest cities
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  on the planet to have a wedding. You had to turn
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  it around and broad and made sure no one could
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  get to work. Kiss my ass. On one of the biggest
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  and busiest weekends in that city's year. And
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  not only that, but this guy broadcasts in a state
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  that is getting ravaged by data centers. If you're
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  not familiar, this is our governor, Gretchen
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  Whitmer, standing alongside Sam Altman, ushering
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  in a data center that the people of Saline voted
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  to not have in their town. Yeah. And this is
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  still a very controversial issue because she
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  never addressed it. She never addressed the hot
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  mic issue. And every time she goes to post on
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  social media, her team is scrubbing comments.
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  Yeah, like typical IR personalities. And I just
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  think it's weird that radio personalities are
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  cucking up for billionaires right now. Yeah,
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  they really are, dude. Good job, Anthony Does
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  Radio. It's just really sad. I liked Mojo, but
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  once his son got involved, and people ask me
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  all the time, why do you talk about the Joe show
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  on SNL's Zoom? People ask me all the time, why
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  do you, let me tell you a story. When I left
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  1025 The Bone four years ago, July 31st, Joe
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  was like, hey, because he always talks like that.
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  He has this freaking annoying little personality.
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  I had known him for the past eight years since
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  the morning show boot camp. And I remember when
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  he was like 21 and a hot shot. Because he was
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  daddy. And I remember everybody, he would just
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  walk into the room at the morning show boot camp.
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  Everyone's like, God, who is that tool? And then
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  we'd be like, hi, hey, Josh. It's great to have
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  a legendary Hall of Fame father. The rest of
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  us have to board up overnight, but you just get
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  an afternoon to DJ. And then me and him are okay.
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  We texted a little bit when Mike from Drew and
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  Mike died. And we were talking on our radio like
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  nerds. Then I joined iHeart. Well, first I saw
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  him at a Jack Harlow concert with my ex. And
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  he just seemed like he was too cool for me. I'm
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  a superstar. That's the board op for Kelta. I'm
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  a superstar. Doing the exact same show as my
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  dad, only not funny. So then I joined iHeart.
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  And he's like, hey, Ryan, great to have you on
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  the team. Oh, it's wonderful. It's great. And
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  then he's like, hey, I want you to know, this
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  is what I knew. This was not good. A few moments.
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  He goes, I just want you to know that this is
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  my building. And I'm glad to have you in it.
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  I was like, no, it's your dad's building. And
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  then he pulled a few pranks on me. And I don't
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  let things go. For me to let it go. I need a
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  formal apology from the Joe show. I need them
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  to do a video, to do a segment on air. There
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  you go. Hi, my name is Joseph. And I am a netbook
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  baby. It's almost like going to a, hi, my name
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  is whatever. And I am an alcoholic. I need for
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  me to stop talking about it. I need Joe show
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  the standoff and go, hi, my name is Joseph Carballo.
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  And I got everything with my father. Until then.
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  It ain't gonna happen. And now, something completely
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  different. It's time for Hoppy's Inbox, only
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  on Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. So to be honest
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  with you guys, a lot of times I'll see my freaking
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  inbox. It'll be like two people. It's better
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  on the mind. This actual weekend. On in my inbox.
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  You can type in Warren Sapp, Ryan Hoppy on YouTube
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  if you want to see it. It's one of the 35 videos
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  I made this week on my page. But I did a rant
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  about Warren Sapp. I think he's a piece of garbage.
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  Charges are dropped against him, but I think
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  it's because he's Warren Sapp. And whenever I
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  talk about celebrities on this Averia show, I
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  collaborate with them. Because that's the only
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  way they're going to see it. And I collaborated
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  with him. And I'm going to go to the grave not
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  knowing what Warren Sapp DM'd me. But hey! Everybody
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  says, oh, Humpy, you don't matter. Lauren Sapp
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  DM'd me. Three messages in a row with those little
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  fat fingers. I have no idea what he said. Didn't
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  really care. What about my day and said, oh,
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  if I got a rise out of Lauren Sapp, I must be
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  doing something right. It's very weird. I'm only
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  computer and i get the notifications to my screen
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  of whenever i have let's say you know um a dm
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  and i see warren sam dm'd you and i was like
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  yes i'm in your head warren you're used to everybody
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  kissing your ass i don't awesome I posted this
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  weekend that I had a hangover. And I said that
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  July 5th should be National Hangover Day. And
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  someone commented, I don't know what's worse,
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  this one or New Year's Day. Probably this one.
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  And I took a picture. I was in charge of the
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  QYK broadcast, which I'll talk about later. And
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  Maria Lima said, good to see you, huh, babe?
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  I also posted a picture of my living room. I
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  redecorated my apartment. I swept. I dusted.
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  I got my old Xbox 360. And I got my PS4 out and
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  I was playing it. And I took a picture of my
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  living room. And someone said, sometimes it's
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  the best to just chill at home. And then also,
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  this is kind of funny. I posted a meme. You know
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  on Facebook when you can mark yourself as safe?
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  I said marked myself safe from giving an S about
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  the Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey wedding. And
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  I shared it. And some hot ass married woman named
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  Megan Marie said, you gave enough shits to post
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  this misspelled meme. It's Kelsey. K -E -L -C
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  -E. Actually, you're kind of proving my point
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  that I didn't really pay attention because I
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  didn't notice that. So I responded with, oh,
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  relax. She doesn't know you exist. And this was
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  a weird one, too. So, like, I never comment on
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  Reddit pages because my ex -situationship's like,
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  you're not that famous. Not that many people
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  know who you are. You need to relax. And then
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  when I let my guard down, I get recognized. It
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  happened a lot this weekend when I was at an
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  event. But, um... I was on the Tampa Reddit,
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  not the Cleveland Reddit, not the Rover's Morning
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  Glory Reddit. I was on the Tampa Reddit. And
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  there was a topic that said, I'm having a wedding
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  and which one of you want to be a guest? And
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  it was pretty much a social experiment about
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  having a Reddit user at the wedding. And I saw
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  in the top comment, there was somebody that had
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  the word RMG, because when you are a Rover's
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  Morning Glory listener with a parasocial relationship,
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  you always have to have the words RMG in your
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  bio, because everybody says like, Rover's is
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  Rover Radio, but then it's like RMG Jeffrey,
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  RMG Doogee, whatever. All the people, you have
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  it. I had it as RMG Hoppy. What I'm saying is
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  all the listeners feel like they're a part of
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  the show. So it was someone with the words RMG
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  to begin on their username on Reddit, which I
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  know I never really chucked a username on Reddit.
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  I don't care. But I saw it as a top comment and
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  I'm like, oh, that's a coincidence. So I commented,
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  I'm down to go to the wedding. And then some
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  RMG listener said, $70 to me on Reddit. And I
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  was like, actually, we're at 850 ,000 since July
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  of 2012. Thank you for listening. I'll be honest,
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  there were some times in the past and beginning
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  of the year that we, not that we weren't getting
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  listens, but we were on 18 different platforms
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  and we had to switch RSS feeds to a better website,
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  rss .com. And so we're on Spotify, Apple, all
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  that stuff. We're not on Pandora anymore. I'm
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  trying to figure out the RSS feed. There was
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  like 2 ,500 episodes it had to swap over, so
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  it got stuck. So for a minute, we weren't on
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  Apple. So our listens were way down in the beginning
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  of the year. So the funny part was there were
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  some days that I actually had 70 listeners, and
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  it was kind of annoying. But I'm looking at the
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  ratings from the past, I don't know, day. We
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  have 1 ,000 listeners in the past 12 hours. In
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  the past 30 days, 6 ,150 listeners. And all time
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  since the beginning of the year, 10 ,903 listens.
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  And then on YouTube, we have 12 ,000 listeners
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  a month. Again, not the hugest audience, but
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  the thing I do like, the most important thing
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  that comes to radio is the fact that it's called
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  time spent listening. Like Mike Calata has like
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  probably 190 ,000 listeners, but they listen
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  all morning long. You mutants out there listen
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  to my show for 75 minutes. Might as well make
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  it 70 minutes. But yes, this was a very eventful
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  weekend. Pissing off Warren Sam. Oh yeah. God,
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  it's so rainy today. Although when it's rainy
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  in Florida, then it kind of cools off. It's kind
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  of nice. Just, like, wait to leave your house
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  or whatever because it's, like, pouring rain.
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  But here I am. I'm not too wet. But let's get
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  the show going, man. Okay? Whatever. And now,
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  back to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's
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  Hot 97 .7. Attention, FM DJs. Your morning show
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  prep begins now. Loud. Rude. Welcome to... Door
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  is closing. Hi, this is Ryan Hoppy's mom, and
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  you're listening to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back
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  to Hoppy Hour. Mm -hmm. With Ryan Hoppy. Yes,
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  now. Yes! No, no, no, no. If I hit this button,
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  boom, the whole program's gonna start. Okay,
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  we'll hit it. All right. All right. Hoppy Hour
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  starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy. This
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  is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy. Hoppy. Hoppy. Hoppy.
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  Hoppy. Hoppy. Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour. I am
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  your host, Brian Hoppy. 856 -49 -HOPPY 856 -494
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  -6773. Tweet at me at RyanHobbyRadio. You can
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  always email me. RyanHobbyRadio at gmail .com.
• 24:19
  It's time for Hoppy's Inbox. Only on Hoppy Hour
• 24:22
  with Ryan Hoppy. Oh, yeah. You got a message
• 24:26
  here. I posted a picture of Avocado Racker. And
• 24:30
  someone said, damn it. There is a flashback.
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  I will never be able to get some of those legendary
• 24:36
  calls out of my head. LOD. So there you go. Next
• 24:41
  time here. Ryan, thank you for calling out to
• 24:44
  the Nepo Baby, known as Joseph Carbo of the Joe
• 24:47
  Show. He deserves it. I was literally going to
• 24:52
  say F that Nepo Baby kid too, but you said it
• 24:55
  all. That's what I'm here for. That is what I'm
• 25:01
  here for. Here to rock you like a reggae or something.
• 25:06
  It's like a slow news. Like, I don't know, last
• 25:08
  few days. I don't know what's going on. Maybe
• 25:11
  because of the Taylor wedding. Everyone's just
• 25:12
  taking their time to report the news. But I still
• 25:17
  found stuff. PlayStation can close your account
• 25:21
  if you've been inactive for 36 months. Mine's
• 25:25
  probably a closed down. Oh, here's Ray James.
• 25:29
  He says he loves an STD he can get rid of tomorrow.
• 25:33
  STD that I can get rid of tomorrow. Why? Well,
• 25:38
  the ones you can't, the tattoo ones that's tattooed
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  forever. Those are scary. They are. But it's
• 25:50
  fine because, you know, I mean. He's just saying
• 25:53
  he's banging raggedy women, isn't he? You're
• 25:57
  not going to live forever, so you might as well
• 25:58
  take a couple hits. Got it. Golly. Hey, it's
• 26:03
  called a male life crisis, dude. Mm -hmm. Yeah,
• 26:07
  you look at the girl in your bed, and you're
• 26:09
  like, hopefully I don't get anything. Mm, would
• 26:12
  not be ideal. That would not be good. Here is
• 26:17
  a bell danger I was watching last night. I'll
• 26:20
  let her. they get away he just wants to have
• 26:24
  but i get so lost in giving head like i could
• 26:27
  just do it forever oh my god i love it are you
• 26:29
  kidding you actually love it yeah when you watch
• 26:32
  her movie she looks like she's in the zone i
• 26:34
  could do it forever forever forever forever until
• 26:38
  he you still um do stuff on your own while he's
• 26:42
  away i literally quit mastery it's had a very
• 26:45
  i hate the way they have to clean the word masturbating
• 26:47
  it's a part of life what are we a catholic church
• 26:51
  now positive impact on my life I just want my
• 26:55
  organs to be more meaningful. Could you imagine
• 26:58
  if this show got censored? It was every other
• 27:01
  organ sounds like that. That would not be good.
• 27:06
  Here's a video. I was first listening to one
• 27:08
  of the hip hop stations in Iowa in 94 .1 in Tampa.
• 27:11
  And like the woman comes on air and is like,
• 27:13
  ah, Lil Weed has a girlfriend that's younger
• 27:15
  than his daughter. I go, okay, but it's consensual.
• 27:19
  Who cares? But here's a video of them talking.
• 27:23
  They got leaked by TMZ. I would like to clear
• 27:27
  something up. No. Not engaged. No. No. I had
• 27:31
  a beautiful thing going on with an amazing person.
• 27:33
  23 hot pieces. But, obviously. Yeah. Due to the
• 27:40
  validity of the temperature of today's crazy
• 27:44
  world and culture. Ah, Jace. Ah. I consider I
• 27:49
  don't want to be such a burden on such an amazing
• 27:52
  person. That's real depressing. I'm very worried
• 27:55
  about him. I know I've talked smack about what's
• 27:58
  Lil Wayne been up to. Not showing up to shows,
• 28:02
  but I don't want to get the report that Lil Wayne
• 28:04
  died. He was my most listened to rapper of all
• 28:10
  time or artist on Spotify. He's just terrible
• 28:13
  live. So, We decided to park. He's like holding
• 28:20
  the guitar like he's a rockstar. It sucks. I
• 28:25
  know. I'm engaged. But guess what? I'm in Des
• 28:29
  Moines, Iowa. Alright, he won't show up to that
• 28:32
  show. He won't. I thought his headline here was
• 28:38
  ridiculous. karma after allegedly robbing a store
• 28:42
  and then getting his truck stolen yeah that's
• 28:44
  some karma right there dude howard county police
• 28:48
  responded early in the morning to a burglary
• 28:50
  at a verizon store in baltimore When they got
• 28:57
  there, they spotted a broken window with blood
• 28:59
  on it. Minutes later, they received a call about
• 29:01
  a stolen vehicle across the street. Yeah, that
• 29:04
  wasn't the best robbery to leave, like, blood
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  on it, you know, leave stuff that they would
• 29:08
  notice. They rolled up. They noticed 29 -year
• 29:11
  -old Jalen Goddard had blood on his glasses.
• 29:16
  I'd probably throw those glasses away or bend
• 29:19
  them. He is not a very good criminal. From there,
• 29:22
  police began connecting the dots. They asked
• 29:25
  to see his hands, and once they saw blood on
• 29:26
  them, it confirmed their suspicions. What a dummy.
• 29:30
  He looks like Urkel. What are you robbing? Go
• 29:33
  get an IT job. When they arrested him, they questioned
• 29:35
  his potential role in the robbery, to which he
• 29:38
  says, Why wasn't that in the garage this whole
• 29:39
  time? Yeah, I know there's blood everywhere.
• 29:44
  There's video footage, but you aren't there.
• 29:46
  Store tells a different story, though. I promise
• 29:49
  to God. God ain't real, so that doesn't mean
• 29:52
  deadly squat. Charged with burglary, theft, and
• 29:55
  destruction of property. He got his car stolen
• 29:57
  after leaving his keys in the car. This is the
• 30:01
  worst criminal ever. Police have yet to release
• 30:03
  details about the suspect who stole the alleged
• 30:05
  burglar's vehicle. Whatever, they did him a favor.
• 30:09
  What if it's someone that worked at Verizon?
• 30:14
  Why don't we get out of here? Here's Rebecca
• 30:21
  J of Pornstart talking about when she hooked
• 30:24
  up with an Uber Eats driver. Like, I ordered.
• 30:26
  I invited him in, and I asked him if it was okay,
• 30:29
  obviously. But then we did it. Oh, yeah! When
• 30:32
  you're at that hot piece of ass town, you can
• 30:34
  come inside. I'll just... Yeah, you're doing
• 30:37
  it. You guys in the car? Yeah, I was like, are
• 30:40
  you hungry? Oh yeah. I'm pretty thirsty too.
• 30:45
  Like I ordered, I invited him in and I asked
• 30:48
  him if it was okay, obviously. But then we did
• 30:50
  it. Did you guys in the car? Yeah. I was like,
• 30:54
  are you hungry? She's got a nice rack, huh? He
• 30:57
  said, yeah. And I was like, well, come in. Oh
• 30:59
  yeah. So did he think that you meant you were
• 31:03
  going to give him some of your food? Maybe. He
• 31:06
  gave me a little milk. It was fun. That's good.
• 31:10
  Isn't that delightful? I did pizza delivery twice
• 31:14
  in my life. Never had that happen. I was getting
• 31:17
  a $4 tip on a $50 order. I was getting the wrong
• 31:23
  tip. Actually, that sounds reversed because I
• 31:26
  wouldn't be getting it. Never mind. Yeah, I wouldn't
• 31:28
  be getting the tip. I said that backwards, but
• 31:31
  what are you going to do? Trick Daddy. Let's
• 31:36
  go. Tickets at home. He made the news. If this
• 31:42
  page wants to load, while that happens, 856 -494
• 31:46
  -6773. A lot of times when it's raining outside,
• 31:50
  it's getting super wet. Things don't load as
• 31:54
  fast. It's very irritating. What is it saying
• 31:58
  here about drink down here? It finally loaded.
• 32:03
  Trick Daddy trends after saying women who live
• 32:05
  in apartments shouldn't be flexing with watches.
• 32:13
  Man, Trick Daddy sounds like a good guy. I'm
• 32:21
  not at all. He owes his whole career to Ozzy
• 32:25
  Osbourne. I'm letting him use that sample. Let's
• 32:29
  go. So we all know that Adam 22 is the absolute
• 32:38
  worst. Well, I don't even know if this will reach
• 32:44
  him because he blocked me. But he got mad at
• 32:49
  Piper O 'Callaghan for bringing up his wife Lena
• 32:51
  the plug and getting banged on by Jason Love
• 32:55
  and immediately ended the podcast with her. Man,
• 32:57
  if you're going to be a cuck, if you're going
• 32:59
  to be a beta male douche, handle the, you know.
• 33:04
  the words that are said to you. How aware of
• 33:07
  that were you? I really don't know. I was kind
• 33:09
  of like, I never really. It was very difficult
• 33:12
  to just like wrap your head around how much your
• 33:15
  life was changing. The fact that now when you
• 33:20
  go places, people are looking at you and you
• 33:22
  got to like understand how to talk to random
• 33:24
  people that want to come up to you and everything
• 33:26
  like that. Then when I think about someone doing
• 33:27
  that when they're eight, it's just like, I don't
• 33:31
  know. Eight? Why is that number coming to your
• 33:33
  head, you creep? Oh, it's just hard to even wrap
• 33:35
  your head around what that might have been. I
• 33:37
  mean, honestly, like this, not to come, this
• 33:38
  is, I don't want this to come out in like a weird
• 33:40
  way, but like. Oh, yeah. It did. I don't remember
• 33:43
  like when I wasn't like getting recognized by
• 33:45
  supporters. You know what I mean? Like, I feel
• 33:47
  like I was, you know. Wow. I just got duped.
• 33:54
  You know what I need to do? I need that. Twitter
• 34:01
  videos, I need to pre -listen to the clip. Twitter
• 34:05
  has this new thing that's going on where it's
• 34:07
  like, Adam 22 gets mad at her for bringing up
• 34:10
  the video and that it's not in there. That is
• 34:12
  my bad. I will take the L on that. Marcus Wiley's
• 34:19
  wife files for divorce in a restraining order.
• 34:22
  Yeah, he's another freaking brain -dead loser.
• 34:26
  All right. What do we got right here? That was
• 34:31
  a little quiet, but you got the emphasis of it.
• 34:37
  Let me load this up right here. Facilities are
• 34:42
  not for just substance. I just want you guys
• 34:44
  to know, rehabs are not only for that. I've actually
• 34:47
  never heard Taylor Frankie Paul talk. Her voice
• 34:50
  is not that annoying, actually. Priority was
• 34:52
  just a reset for my mental health. She just sounds
• 34:55
  stupid. Taylor Frankie Paul breaking her silence
• 34:58
  on her stint in rehab. I'm like, I need to be
• 35:01
  taken away from this. I have to go, you know?
• 35:03
  And dropping new receipts on her ongoing custody
• 35:06
  battle with her ex -husband. Oh, no. A toxic
• 35:10
  relationship is statistically, it's like a drug.
• 35:13
  It's like you can't withdraw. Yeah, you're a
• 35:15
  drug. And that banging in your eyes just brings
• 35:17
  absolute pleasure. So when they're your baby
• 35:20
  daddy, you know, just be like, peace, no contact.
• 35:23
  All right, I don't need to hear it from her.
• 35:24
  I'm not in the mood. Listen, I'm all about feminists,
• 35:29
  right? I really am. But when people use her as
• 35:33
  an example, I'm pretty sure the female gender,
• 35:40
  You can find a better example of a feminist than
• 35:44
  a domestic abuser. Call me crazy. I think they
• 35:50
  can. What's going on with Lil Wayne? Lil Wayne
• 35:54
  is addressing fan speculation he's engaged. Yeah,
• 35:58
  we already played that video. We got this right
• 36:01
  here. This is sad. Former girl group GRL reveals
• 36:05
  that member Lauren Bennett, also known for her
• 36:08
  appearance on LMFAO's mega hit Party Rock Anthem.
• 36:11
  Party rock in the house tonight. Now it's party
• 36:16
  rock in heaven tonight. Has died. Rest in peace,
• 36:21
  baby, now. That was a big ending. 20 years. 12.
• 36:27
  I was in high school. I think my story just takes
• 36:31
  the cake. A volcano ate my homework. Whoopi Goldberg
• 36:36
  might just have one of the best excuses for not
• 36:39
  showing up to work. Yeah, you know, not the volcano
• 36:42
  in her pants. The View co -host was missing from
• 36:44
  the show's July 6th broadcast, causing Joy Behar
• 36:47
  to fill in despite having the day off. All right,
• 36:50
  it's got to annoy Joy Behar. And then there's
• 36:52
  this right here. Millie Bobby Brown is giving
• 36:55
  fans a rare look at life as a mom. What I like
• 36:59
  about Millie Bobby Brown besides her being hot
• 37:01
  is the fact that she keeps her kids anonymous.
• 37:04
  They did not sign up for this life, and she is
• 37:07
  aware of that. The Stranger Things star posting
• 37:11
  a photo on Instagram July 6th. I said, there
• 37:14
  you go, she posted a photo. Isn't that just amazing?
• 37:17
  Isn't her life forever changed because of it?
• 37:20
  Erica Kirk left court after hearing testimony
• 37:23
  about her husband dying. Coolio left behind six
• 37:26
  -fingered dad. Ah, gangsters, bad -ass. Mm -hmm.
• 37:31
  We got this video here. First of all, Travis
• 37:35
  Kelsey and Taylor Swift's wedding buffet had
• 37:37
  a long line. Oh, yeah, it sounds like 1 ,000
• 37:39
  people in the basketball arena would cause a
• 37:41
  long line. No way. And The View is having to
• 37:44
  talk less about Republicans because of the fair
• 37:47
  bias. that the FCC laid down. All right, we got
• 37:52
  this right here. DDG says, I think it's gay to
• 37:57
  watch Love Island by yourself. Isn't he the one
• 38:01
  that was doing the dating shows? So you might
• 38:03
  be saying he's buying. Whenever a guy has to
• 38:07
  tell you how gay something you're doing is, I
• 38:10
  mean, they're gay. That's all. That's all it
• 38:14
  is. And nothing more. And nothing less. 856 -49
• 38:20
  -HOPPE. H -O -P -P -E. It's 856 -49 -467. All
• 38:25
  right. Here is DDG. You feel me? And I miss those
• 38:34
  feelings. I miss those feelings of laying down.
• 38:37
  And getting plowed from behind. And watch Love
• 38:39
  Island. You know why? Because I ain't got nobody
• 38:41
  to watch it with. And I think it's gay to watch
• 38:44
  Love Island by yourself. And is there anything
• 38:46
  wrong with being gay? You make all rappers look
• 38:51
  bad with your homophobia. If you're a n***a and
• 38:55
  you're watching Love Island solo, you might be
• 38:59
  bisexual. Whatever it is. I don't watch it. The
• 39:04
  only reality show I've ever really gone into
• 39:06
  was that show that was known as A Jersey Ashore.
• 39:11
  Should be watching in high school. It was freaking
• 39:14
  hilarious. They're all morons. All right, let's
• 39:21
  go through some of these segments here. It's
• 39:22
  time for Kill the Nicole News. That's the whole
• 39:25
  goal. Yeah. That's the whole goal. Pull up slow.
• 39:37
  in boots not poses name on the mouth but the
• 39:40
  work don't show sis talk real loud for a camera
• 39:43
  glow up and switch up fast when the checks don't
• 39:46
  show up i seen that smile i seen that stunt front
• 39:50
  for the crowd then you fold that front say you
• 39:52
  for the love say you for the fans but you keep
• 39:55
  one eye on the next man's plans yeah i know that
• 39:58
  look it's all for the book turn turn every hand
• 40:03
  you shook Let's see what this dirty riding moron
• 40:33
  is doing. Happy Hot Topic! Kayla Nicole is staring
• 40:42
  at the sunset, babe. Oh, yeah. She's always going
• 40:47
  to make everything about her. It must be so sad
• 40:50
  that every headline revolves around your ex.
• 40:55
  As her ex, Travis Kelsey, tied the knot with
• 40:57
  Taylor Swift in a July 3rd wedding at New York
• 41:00
  City's Madison Square Garden, Kayla took in the
• 41:03
  view of the setting sun from a high -rise overlooking
• 41:06
  other apartment buildings. Alright, cool story
• 41:09
  then. I'm so proud of you, Kayla. You took in
• 41:13
  the sunset. Good for you. It is a time for Kardashian
• 41:21
  news, bro. Mm -hmm. Y 'all, y 'all, y 'all, y
• 41:25
  'all, y 'all, y 'all, y 'all, y 'all, y 'all,
• 41:26
  y 'all, y 'all, y 'all, y 'all, y 'all, y 'all,
• 41:28
  y 'all, y 'all, y 'all. Hoppy's on the mic, call
• 41:49
  it verbal demolition Exposing fake lives, media's
• 41:52
  worst addiction Idiocracy crammed, it's the brain
• 41:54
  on snooze Clickbait queens, welcome to Kardashian
• 41:57
  News Kardashian News Where the truth gets aired,
• 42:00
  Hoppy breaking down the hype Y 'all beware, fake
• 42:02
  smells, fake lies Fake lives, fake drama, they
• 42:05
  choose No talent required, it's Kardashian News
• 42:08
  Kardashian News Where the truth gets aired, Hoppy
• 42:11
  breaking down the hype Y 'all beware, fake smells,
• 42:14
  fake lies Fake lies, fake drama, they choose.
• 42:16
  No talent required, it's Kardashian news. Aye,
• 42:20
  what's going on here? RJ. Happy Hot Topic. Kim
• 42:28
  Kardashian has Lewis Hamilton's heart racing.
• 42:31
  Oh, yeah. Every time she's on top. Like a fan
• 42:37
  Q &A ahead of the British Grand Prix on July
• 42:39
  3rd, the F1 driver finally addresses his blossoming
• 42:42
  romance with the Skims founder. I don't care
• 42:45
  how old Jin is, he's a hot piece of ass. In the
• 42:48
  interview, one person pointed out that Lewis
• 42:51
  appeared, quote, much happier this year. Oh,
• 42:53
  yeah, you know, he's getting laid. He's getting
• 42:55
  his racks all back. Leading to someone else suggesting
• 42:59
  it might be due to his... Addressing? What did
• 43:01
  he just say? Someone else suggesting it might
• 43:03
  be... Oh, suggesting. ...due to his, quote, fast
• 43:06
  car or new girlfriend. Oh, yeah, I wonder if
• 43:08
  she got some head when he's going 100 miles per
• 43:10
  hour. One time my ex gave me a little bit of
• 43:14
  redhead, and it's cool, but it's hard to, you
• 43:16
  know, when you're driving, it's hard to focus
• 43:20
  on both things. All right, time for side chick
• 43:22
  news. Turn it up. I'm sure my ex loves me. Tell
• 43:29
  him I'm sorry. Side chick news. We talking Massey
• 43:40
  today. All right. Grab a Kleenex. Mic check.
• 43:43
  Welcome to the circle. Riding in the booth, cutting
• 43:46
  straight through the surface. Call it like I
• 43:48
  see it. Feelings in the hearse, kid. You click
• 43:51
  the T, now you get the whole thermos. The libs
• 43:53
  playing games, acting like they saints. Got a
• 43:56
  whole spouse home, still sliding to the dates.
• 43:58
  Screenshot save, little goodnight, babe. Then
• 44:01
  they on a yacht pick, trying to hide the face.
• 44:03
  From the field to the runway, everybody frontin'.
• 44:11
  You can't tag the man, but you tag the wife She
• 44:14
  buys, it's that side chick news, side chick news
• 44:17
  Ryan Hoppy gon' choose Every fraud, every fling,
• 44:20
  every late night move We exposed, we amused Yeah,
• 44:24
  we say it like it is on an afternoon cruise Side
• 44:27
  chick news Whole world tuned to the truth You
• 44:30
  can hide from your man, can't hide from this
• 44:32
  boo Side chick news Phone light flashing, who
• 44:38
  you with? You tryin' text, got a ring on your
• 44:40
  hand Still shoppin' for the next G All teams
• 44:42
  stressin', tryin' to spin it for the press But
• 44:44
  the group chat memes got receipts on deck From
• 44:47
  the field goals, listen to the model in the mist
• 44:49
  One post, off life, next post, side twist You
• 44:53
  a free spirit, but the rent still split Funny
• 44:55
  how the timeline never shows that bit Look, I'm
• 44:58
  just readin' what the headlines say I'm the voice
• 45:01
  in your car, you pretend you hate Laughin' at
• 45:04
  the d*** again, we know it ain't new Same story,
• 45:06
  new f*** Here I hangin' This that side chick
• 45:09
  move Side chick move Burnin' hell Every fraud
• 45:14
  Every late night move We expose, we amuse Yeah,
• 45:18
  we say it like it's on an afternoon cruise All
• 45:21
  the world tuned to the truth You can hide from
• 45:25
  your Oh yeah Side chick move Break it, break
• 45:31
  it, break it Break it, break it, break it, break
• 45:34
  it What? We're on a break. And if you gotta say
• 45:42
  we low key, that's the clue. You ain't made,
• 45:45
  you just headline fool. This that side chick
• 45:52
  news. Side chick news. Right, I be gon' choose.
• 45:56
  Every fraud, every fling, every late night move.
• 46:00
  Because we amuse. Yeah, we say it like it is
• 46:02
  on the afternoon cruise. Side chick news. Whole
• 46:05
  world. To the truth. You can't hide from your
• 46:08
  man. Can't hide from this boo. Time to know.
• 46:14
  Wow, you like how I did that? Oh, jeez. Happy
• 46:18
  Hot Topic. All right. Here's Donald Trump talking
• 46:22
  about Nicki Minaj. Never happened before. We
• 46:24
  also have a woman that is so respected and so
• 46:28
  hot and so great. Her biggest lyrical flaw is
• 46:32
  ties a D in the B. And such a great friend of,
• 46:36
  I don't say conservative, I say of common sense.
• 46:39
  She's not conservative or liberal or, as they
• 46:41
  say now, progressive. Liberal became so. She's
• 46:44
  a cloud chaser. That's what she is, dude. Tarnished.
• 46:47
  But now it's communist. You know, they say social
• 46:50
  democrats. No, social. All right, we don't need
• 46:52
  to hear that one. What's going on here? Oh, geez.
• 46:57
  Happy Hot Topic. The Biebers enjoyed some R &R
• 47:03
  with an Idaho escape. Oh, yeah. For the July
• 47:07
  4th weekend, but they weren't alone. Oh, the
• 47:10
  wife swapping time. Mm -hmm. She is a side chick.
• 47:14
  Justin and Hailey Bieber linked up with longtime
• 47:17
  friend Kendall Jenner. Oh, my God. I know they
• 47:20
  were swapping. And her rumored boyfriend, Jacob
• 47:24
  Elordi. I don't think I'd do a rumor at this
• 47:26
  point, but hey, you can be politically correct
• 47:29
  all you want. All right, it's time for Hoppy's
• 47:31
  Hoop, Hoop, Hoop. Yo. Ryan Hoppy on the mic.
• 47:39
  Yeah. Breaking down the scenes. NBA drama. Got
• 47:42
  it. Living out the dreams. That's why it's wild.
• 47:45
  Stories about the queens. Jumping down as bombs
• 47:47
  all the way. You know what I was thinking? It's
• 47:52
  crazy how accessible these... players are. Remember
• 47:55
  when Kobe didn't go? I'm like, I don't know.
• 48:01
  Let's say Jimmy Kimmel's show back in the day
• 48:04
  was such a big deal. Now they go on all the shows.
• 48:07
  It doesn't matter as much. All right, here is
• 48:21
  Luka Doncic being asked which player is better,
• 48:24
  and he kind of throws a shot at LeBron. I don't
• 48:43
  agree with that, but... I don't agree with that.
• 48:51
  He smiled, I love it. LeBron's a douchebag! I
• 49:05
  finally said a different name. I saw Neon was
• 49:08
  hanging out with Jonas. And here's Neon confronting
• 49:14
  him about his potential relationship with...
• 49:17
  You know, I think... You think guys and girls
• 49:20
  can be... Man, please. I've seen the way you
• 49:23
  look at her, bro. I saw your stream. Stop it.
• 49:27
  Don't lie. Neon's getting to that annoying part
• 49:32
  where it's like... I think he's very talented.
• 49:36
  I think he's very successful. But he's getting
• 49:38
  to this point where he thinks they're all his
• 49:40
  friends. And it's like, no. Giannis is going
• 49:42
  on your show because you're the top person in
• 49:44
  the world. If you were not the top person in
• 49:46
  the world, he would not be on your show, dude.
• 49:50
  I've learned that from comedians. Here's Brad
• 49:53
  Stevens on why he traded Jalen Brown. The unbelievable
• 49:56
  way we've played in the regular season in the
• 49:59
  last couple years. You know? The path looked
• 50:02
  a little bit more challenging to me. Whatever.
• 50:05
  I might be wrong. Got it. I'm not going to stand
• 50:06
  up here and be defensive about that. Yeah, you're
• 50:09
  a douchebag. You traded Jalen Brown for Paul
• 50:13
  George. You got just ruined on that trade, dude.
• 50:17
  Dummy. But the path looked a little bit more
• 50:19
  challenging with 70 % of our cap. Yeah, that's
• 50:22
  the problem when you overspend. That's why Jalen
• 50:26
  Brunson and guys like Tom Brady and other sports
• 50:29
  are ballers for taking less money. And such a
• 50:35
  high percent of our usage time. This show is
• 50:42
  the first hour. of Fresno's broadcast tomorrow
• 50:46
  on July 8th, 2026, since we recorded it the day
• 50:49
  before. So let's get to Fresno news. And now,
• 50:54
  back to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's
• 50:58
  Hot 97 .7. Let's go. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Microphone
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  key. Yeah. Yeah. Six nine tower, Fresno's loud
• 51:16
  and sour. Mike in his grip, got the world feeling
• 51:18
  sour. Hoppy on the block, dropping facts like
• 51:21
  boulders. Words cut sharply, the city on his
• 51:23
  shoulders. News so raw, unfiltered truth spray.
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  Fresno's posting every word that he say. No sugar
• 51:29
  coat, no bow, no disguise. Hoppy in the booth,
• 51:32
  Fresno, is it live? Fresno, no, he don't hold
• 51:36
  back. Thanks for watching! New at 11, paying
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  for the stay. The Fresno County Board of... Oh,
• 52:42
  yeah. supervisors is asking voters to decide
• 52:47
  if people staying at hotels and airbnbs in fresno
• 52:51
  county should pay a new transient occupancy tax
• 52:54
  or tot they just approved a new ballot measure
• 52:57
  this reporter on the left job is a for november
• 53:00
  saying it will raise all right so of course california
• 53:04
  adds another tax what a scam it is oh geez I
• 53:15
  love that sound effect. This is what my brain
• 53:18
  sounds like. A debate over data centers will
• 53:22
  be on full display tonight in Davie County. During
• 53:25
  the meeting, county commissioners are considering
• 53:27
  putting a pause on potential data center developments.
• 53:30
  Head of the vote, many from the community are
• 53:32
  prepared to voice their opposition. Yeah, I'd
• 53:35
  be opposed to it, too. I don't think it's great.
• 53:37
  I use AI all the time, and someone's going to
• 53:40
  provide something that makes AI happen. So...
• 53:44
  There is that. Now it's time for our segment
• 53:47
  of Winston -Salem News. Winston -Salem News.
• 54:01
  From Winston -Salem, I'm talkin' clean Spiral
• 54:04
  on the breeze in my daily routine Got that draw
• 54:07
  when I roll through the lines Slow with the words,
• 54:10
  but the thought still shines Riding Hoppy on
• 54:12
  the mic all day Out of Tampa Bay, he don't play
• 54:16
  Say what he mean, let the truth come through
• 54:19
  If it hit the room, then it hit the room He don't
• 54:23
  bite his tongue No, he let it fly If it's on
• 54:28
  his mind, you Winston, sell them noodles. Tell
• 54:35
  the truth. Winston, sell them noodles. Coming
• 54:40
  through. Copy hour on the dial. Let it loose.
• 54:44
  Winston, sell them noodles. That's the truth.
• 54:49
  Winston, sell them noodles. That's the truth.
• 54:55
  He got that Tampa Bay heat in the tone. Bring
• 54:58
  the whole story when he grab that phone. Never
• 55:01
  tiptoe around what he got. If it's wrong, he
• 55:04
  gon' call it out that way I like that voice,
• 55:07
  I like that smile Real talk, ridin' every single
• 55:10
  line From the south with a shop, little brand
• 55:13
  Turn the radio up, let the truth move in He don't
• 55:17
  bite his tongue, no, he let it fly If it's on
• 55:22
  his mind, you hear it live Listen, sell him,
• 55:28
  dude, tell the truth One take, no fear Say it
• 55:53
  plain, say it clear Tampa Bay to the Carolinas
• 55:57
  You know the man behind All right, I know. Roger.
• 56:27
  Happy Hot Topic! Rockingham County Sheriff Sam
• 56:33
  Page is retiring after 28 years serving in the
• 56:35
  position. He just looks like a typical boomer
• 56:38
  cop. He filed paperwork for early retirement
• 56:42
  this afternoon at the Rockingham County Governmental
• 56:44
  Center. And he is running for a state Senate.
• 56:49
  As you know, I'm a radio geek. When I think of
• 56:50
  a cowboy, I just don't know. I'm not a country
• 56:52
  music singer. He's retiring. See you later, alligator.
• 56:58
  Screw you, cop. Today at noon, an 18 -year -old
• 57:04
  accused of using a weapon of mass destruction
• 57:07
  to break into Smith High School. Man, that word
• 57:09
  reminds me of like 2004. A weapon of mass destruction
• 57:12
  to break into Smith High School in Greensboro
• 57:14
  is said to face a judge. Police arrested 18 -year
• 57:19
  -old Solomon Caravello. I mean, I know every
• 57:22
  generation has their criminals as teens, but
• 57:25
  it seems like ever since COVID, they're out of
• 57:27
  their mind. All on Sunday. All right, there you
• 57:31
  go. On this stippin' moron. No! Happy Hot Topic!
• 57:38
  Today, two triad 18 -year -olds made their first
• 57:42
  appearance in court facing charges for allegedly
• 57:44
  breaking into Smith High School. Using what investigators
• 57:48
  describe as homemade plasma cannons. Fox 8's
• 57:52
  Celeste Smith joins us now live from the Guilford.
• 57:55
  I said that was just the same report on another
• 57:57
  network. Yeah, today's show is kind of sleepy.
• 57:59
  I like it that way. You know, I like to just
• 58:02
  chill. All right, dude. Time for Chicago news.
• 58:10
  Live from the go, y 'all. Brian and the Bulls
• 58:16
  stand tall. Yeah. Ah, geez. Yeah. Six mad, but
• 58:29
  he been in these mics. All in ten heights, now
• 58:32
  the cynic is tight. From the berms to the block,
• 58:34
  that's a hell of a hike. Turn the dial, see his
• 58:37
  name on the lights. He got callers on the lines,
• 58:40
  trying to break they news. From the side to the
• 58:42
  sticks, they relate to the views. Every segment
• 58:45
  like a story from the avenue. Tell him slick,
• 58:48
  then he fat, shake that attitude. This that Chicago
• 58:51
  news. Hop in, I will let him choose. From the
• 58:56
  heights to the loop, what it do? Every block,
• 58:59
  every verse in the room Rock cruise If you're
• 59:07
  tuned and you're part of the truth Happy hour,
• 59:10
  yeah, he talkin' to you He got jokes for the
• 59:14
  frauds, love for the brave I could guess in the
• 59:17
  chance, say what they crave From the sports world
• 59:20
  wars to the gossip wave He connect more lanes
• 59:23
  than the tow -way saves Late night, but the syndicate
• 59:26
  wide Carolina to the bay, hit a mid -wedge prize
• 59:29
  Still a kid from the ice with the drive inside
• 59:31
  Got the whole damn map on the same level It's
• 1:00:03
  getting hot right now. Hot right now. Happy Hot
• 1:00:08
  Topic! Mayor Brandon Johnson went door -to -door
• 1:00:13
  in Woodlawn today, checking on people dealing
• 1:00:15
  with the heat. God, if he showed up to my door,
• 1:00:18
  I'd be like, get out of here, you dish! I know
• 1:00:21
  it's hot, but it's summertime. He's wearing a
• 1:00:23
  suit, what a moron. He's probably sweaty under,
• 1:00:26
  but he smells. He's already ashy looking. We're
• 1:00:30
  going to struggle with one another, protect one
• 1:00:31
  another. I have a side to none. We're going to
• 1:00:35
  protect the criminals. Deliver on behalf of the
• 1:00:39
  people of Chicago. He's so inspirational. Governor
• 1:00:44
  Pritzker celebrating again those new laws. The
• 1:00:51
  goal is to create equity within the cannabis
• 1:00:53
  industry here in Illinois. It has the most diverse
• 1:01:01
  and equitable cannabis industry in the country.
• 1:01:04
  It has created more than 16 ,000 new jobs and
• 1:01:08
  it has helped our economy grow. The governor
• 1:01:11
  held that ceremonial bill signing at Sway Cannabis
• 1:01:14
  Dispensary. That's good Sway. I wonder if he
• 1:01:18
  smoked. Oh, there's this headline. Happy Hot
• 1:01:23
  Topic. The ban passed the village board unanimously
• 1:01:27
  in March, but it only took effect yesterday.
• 1:01:30
  Now one local Airbnb owner is raising concerns
• 1:01:34
  about enforcement. and how the new rules are
• 1:01:38
  being communicated. Starting yesterday, the village
• 1:01:42
  of Arlington Heights closed the door on short
• 1:01:44
  -term rentals shorter than 30 days. But head
• 1:01:48
  to Airbnb's website and several listings in the
• 1:01:51
  village are still available. Yeah, we can do
• 1:01:54
  it under the radar. Community member Devin Gray,
• 1:01:58
  who owns one rental property, says that raises
• 1:02:00
  questions about how the new ordinance is being
• 1:02:03
  enforced. It just kind of reminds you that my
• 1:02:06
  hometown sucks. And is urging local officials
• 1:02:10
  to reconsider the ban. Whatever. Arlington Heights
• 1:02:14
  is so lame. It's just terrible. And I'm from
• 1:02:17
  there, so I can say it. Happy Hot Topic! Dan
• 1:02:23
  and Tanya, with the growing use of AI, Governor
• 1:02:25
  Davey Pritzker says there's more of a need for
• 1:02:27
  accountability and transparency. This morning,
• 1:02:31
  Governor Pritzker signed a bill into law that
• 1:02:33
  sets a new standard for regulating leading AI
• 1:02:36
  companies. I gotta regulate it. Regulators, stand
• 1:02:41
  up! I crack myself up. Navy Pier is apologizing
• 1:02:47
  after their massive 4th of July fireworks display
• 1:02:50
  was drowned out. By fog. There's nothing to apologize
• 1:02:54
  about. It's not your fault. It's not all you
• 1:02:56
  brought with the fog machine. It's the sound
• 1:03:02
  of Chicago. And that news is this. Well, tonight
• 1:03:09
  in Arlington Heights, they'd been planning to
• 1:03:11
  replace fireworks with a drone show. The community
• 1:03:14
  really excited to celebrate Frontier Days. Oh,
• 1:03:17
  yeah! That's where all the underage drinking
• 1:03:20
  happened. If you saw a teenager with a water
• 1:03:24
  bottle walking around there in 2009, it wasn't
• 1:03:27
  water. Fortunately, his branches showed us. Mother
• 1:03:30
  nature had other plans in store. The event was
• 1:03:34
  evacuated because of the weather. NBC5's Randy
• 1:03:37
  Gyllenhaal is... Ah, so they evacuated because
• 1:03:40
  of the weather. By the way, when I was there,
• 1:03:43
  it was so interesting. And what was interesting
• 1:03:45
  about it was there was a girl. I'm not going
• 1:03:47
  to say her name, but if anyone's listening in
• 1:03:49
  my hometown, they know who it is. She lost her
• 1:03:51
  virginity. I just... She lost her virginity in
• 1:03:54
  a port -a -potty at Frontier Days. That was just
• 1:03:56
  where we all went wild. So, we got some news
• 1:04:31
  today. First of all... I talked to Mahoney once
• 1:04:34
  a day, one of my heroes. They added their 60th
• 1:04:37
  affiliate. All 92 .3 in New Orleans. I like this
• 1:04:41
  headline, but I also don't like it. Hubbard Radio
• 1:04:43
  adds Lauren Learn LL. She's from the Rizzuto
• 1:04:47
  Show in Casey, this radio station in St. Louis,
• 1:04:50
  to 97 .1 to drive in Chicago. Very talented person,
• 1:04:54
  but hopefully they don't find out she's from
• 1:04:56
  St. Louis. And Big Tigger, I said Tigger, steps
• 1:05:01
  away from his show due to legal. problems. And
• 1:05:04
  also, the Woody and Jim show ends at hot hits,
• 1:05:09
  or totally hits 93 .3. And the thing about it
• 1:05:14
  was, they were huge on 107 .5, the river, whatever
• 1:05:18
  it was, back in the day. And from what I read
• 1:05:21
  online, their signal was not very good. So there
• 1:05:25
  was a hard time. I always feel bad for like the
• 1:05:28
  old school radio guys that are really talented
• 1:05:30
  and then they make a comeback and it's on like
• 1:05:32
  a radio station that's like not as popping. All
• 1:05:37
  right. We got 30 seconds left on this Fresno
• 1:05:40
  broadcast. So let's do this. Oh, geez. We will
• 1:05:47
  be back at 8 a .m. Up next is the Mixed Show.
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• 1:06:02
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• 1:06:23
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• 1:06:27
  You probably had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're
• 1:06:30
  going outside, all I smell is poop. We also need
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  to be affectionate. And you can see that with
• 1:06:38
  Barack and Michelle as well. They do a lot of
• 1:06:41
  touching, kissing, even fisting. And we'll call
• 1:06:45
  it a day. As a reminder, if you don't feel like
• 1:06:51
  listening to this next song, you can skip over
• 1:06:53
  it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride
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  you ready? Let's go. Oh so long Hoping and praying
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  that one day I'm gonna make it No matter what
• 1:07:36
  I keep coming strong I got my eyes on the prize
• 1:07:41
  and I'm gonna take it away I never realized that
• 1:07:46
  I was supposed to be Today I'm on a stage The
• 1:07:53
  lights are on so let's get started Together we
• 1:08:48
  keep breaking the ground. I'm gonna do it because
• 1:08:53
  you showed me how to do it. I never realized
• 1:08:58
  it before. It's gonna be a day upon a stage.
• 1:09:04
  The lights are on so let's get started. Oh yeah,
• 1:11:08
  let's get back into it, man. I'm so ready. All
• 1:11:12
  right, let's go. Right now. Something completely
• 1:11:29
  different. Door is closing. Happy hour. Happy
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  hour. Ladies and gentlemen, here it is. The most
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  recent radio show on the web. The other stations
• 1:12:31
  are tuned in too. Yo, it's Hoppy and I will be
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  about to go live Tampa Bay News is the place
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  we arrive From the beach to the bay and the city's
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  crazy moves We got stories hotter than the Florida
• 1:13:00
  grooves Tampa Bay News, we makin' it spin Ryan,
• 1:13:20
  hop on the mics, pick a fight again. National
• 1:13:23
  waves and the city's a -spinnin'. Fuckin' headlines,
• 1:13:26
  man, you can't resist. Every scoop hittin' harder
• 1:13:28
  than a clenched fist. Tabloid news, we makin'
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  it spin. We got sunshine, drama, and the traffic
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  heat. Stories so bold, they knock you off your
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  seat. The vibe's electric, we takin' control.
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  Tampa Bay's anthem, you feelin' your soul. From
• 1:13:59
  Clearwater Waters to Keyboard Street, man, we
• 1:14:02
  documentin' life with those hip -hop beats. Turn
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  it up now, let the world partake in the stories
• 1:14:07
  of the legends and the news we make. Dizzy's
• 1:14:23
  a bitch, by the way. No! Happy Hot Topic! What
• 1:14:33
  the hell's going on? Now out of jail this morning.
• 1:14:45
  Reginald Say was granted a $5 ,000 bond yesterday.
• 1:14:48
  That's nothing. That's $500. That's how much
• 1:14:50
  he makes per week. What's going on here? Well,
• 1:14:56
  next here tonight, a local organization now pushing
• 1:14:59
  for more rules when it comes to those e -bikes.
• 1:15:02
  Yeah, e -bikes are out of control. This after
• 1:15:06
  Governor DeSantis vetoed a bill that would have
• 1:15:08
  limited the speeds of those bikes. God, he's
• 1:15:11
  such a freaking twat. St. Pete reporter Casey
• 1:15:13
  Albritton on the line. A douchebag. Between fun
• 1:15:17
  and danger. Here in St. Pete, e -bike riders
• 1:15:21
  tell me although they love their e -bikes, they
• 1:15:23
  wouldn't mind seeing more regulations to make
• 1:15:26
  things. I hate e -bikes. You just look at the
• 1:15:28
  faces of people on them and they think they're
• 1:15:30
  running around. It's like, yeah, douche. You're
• 1:15:33
  an attention -seeking moron. According to Ford
• 1:15:37
  Pinellas, the number of e -bike deaths increased
• 1:15:39
  from 2024 to 2025. Despite this information,
• 1:15:42
  Governor Ron DeSantis vetoed a bill that would
• 1:15:45
  limit e -bikes. I don't want to hear about DeSantis.
• 1:15:47
  I can't do it. He is a freaking douche. Douchey,
• 1:15:51
  douche, douche. Well said, Ryan. He's the worst.
• 1:15:54
  And if you voted for him, you're stupid. It's
• 1:15:58
  sad. Game time, the arcade in Ybor City is closing.
• 1:16:01
  That sucks. This headline sucks, too. Tonight,
• 1:16:08
  people living in a 55 -plus apartment complex
• 1:16:10
  have been without air conditioning now for two
• 1:16:13
  weeks. Management can't tell us when that cool
• 1:16:15
  air will start flowing again. Yeah, you know,
• 1:16:19
  if management lived there, they wouldn't let
• 1:16:21
  that happen. I hope it all works out. It's not
• 1:16:28
  fine when you don't have air. Hey, I've had company
• 1:16:36
  all morning long. I'm not complaining about it.
• 1:16:39
  Here at Tampa International Airport, the foot
• 1:16:41
  traffic has been pretty steady. So this is from
• 1:16:43
  last weekend when I had the record -breaking
• 1:16:46
  holiday time of all the people being at the airport.
• 1:16:49
  Pack your patience, as they always say. There
• 1:16:52
  is nothing more cliche than when it's any holiday
• 1:16:55
  weekend, the news has to say, Oh, the airports.
• 1:16:59
  Oh, the airports. Riveting news. Happy Hot Topic.
• 1:17:04
  Adios. Tonight, a big warning for boat owners
• 1:17:07
  out there after a series of thefts at marinas
• 1:17:10
  across St. Pete. Police say the thieves are targeting
• 1:17:15
  GPS devices. 10 Tampa Bay News reporter Kristen
• 1:17:18
  Barberisi undercover. I love this Kristen Barberisi.
• 1:17:21
  She's freaking hot. Covering details about the
• 1:17:23
  crime, and it's connected to a lot of victims
• 1:17:26
  out there. Police are investigating more than
• 1:17:29
  a dozen thefts across the area, including several
• 1:17:31
  here at O 'Neill's Marina. One charter captain
• 1:17:33
  tells me this is the second time. he's been targeted
• 1:17:36
  here's our good luck charm bandit dog is lucky
• 1:17:41
  real fishing charters mascot but he's no match
• 1:17:44
  for real bandits over here you can see the cut
• 1:17:47
  wires captain joseph de phillips says thieves
• 1:17:49
  boarded his boat around 3 30 a .m wednesday and
• 1:17:52
  stole two gps units they're playing in it and
• 1:17:55
  uh He just sounds like a fisherman, doesn't he?
• 1:17:58
  Mm -hmm. I listen to the Tampa Bay Fishing Radio
• 1:18:02
  Show with our one -on -two fives about everyone.
• 1:18:04
  I mean, they're not showing any mercy. It's four
• 1:18:06
  screws. Ah, there you go. Four screws. We're
• 1:18:10
  fishermen. Mm -hmm. Happy Hot Topic! It is going
• 1:18:19
  to take hundreds of thousands of dollars for
• 1:18:21
  St. Pete Pride to ensure that celebrations happen
• 1:18:24
  next year. I have a lot of friends that are gay.
• 1:18:27
  The comic community is like one third gay. And
• 1:18:30
  I'm telling you, they were not impressed with
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  Pride this year. Yeah, they like the sentiment.
• 1:18:36
  You know, love is love, but they didn't really
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  seem to have a good time. here. Yeah, coming
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  off of Pride Month, leaders with the organization
• 1:18:42
  say they're seeing some of the largest funding
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  shortfalls they've seen after more than 20 years
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  in the city. Hopefully it all works out and they
• 1:18:50
  all can plow each other. What's going on here?
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  Happy Hot Topic! I'm talking about kids. I mean,
• 1:18:59
  she in essence stole from the kids. She's a ping!
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  The former treasurer of a local little league
• 1:19:06
  who was accused of stealing more than $200 ,000
• 1:19:09
  learned her fate today. A judge ordered her to
• 1:19:12
  spend time behind bars. And News Channel 8's
• 1:19:15
  Grant Palmer joins us. He's at the Sarasota County...
• 1:19:17
  A woman getting charged with time? No way! Because
• 1:19:21
  she's not hot. Judicial Center with details.
• 1:19:24
  Grant. Yeah, Josh and Stacey, that year will
• 1:19:29
  be followed by 25 years of probation. And she
• 1:19:33
  also has to pay $176 ,000 in restitution. Former
• 1:19:40
  Sarasota County Treasurer Anissa Turner. They
• 1:19:43
  formally sentenced. And her lawyer looks like
• 1:19:47
  a moron too. After stealing more than $200 ,000
• 1:19:50
  from the league. Lose it! League President Alexis
• 1:19:54
  Mininghouse giving us her reaction. It took over
• 1:19:57
  about three years to commit the crime. We thought
• 1:20:01
  that 12 months may have been a little light,
• 1:20:04
  but if he felt that was fair, then we'll agree
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  with. This area is full of a bunch of stupid
• 1:20:12
  morons. Just a bunch of dimwits. Lakeland City
• 1:20:21
  Council is listening to public comment on a proposed
• 1:20:23
  12 -month moratorium on a new large -scale data
• 1:20:28
  center. Let's be honest, we ain't stopping the
• 1:20:30
  data centers. Am I a fan of them? I don't know.
• 1:20:34
  But there's nothing stopping you from, you know,
• 1:20:37
  there's nothing that's going to stop them. These
• 1:20:39
  are not quiet office parks. Their cooling systems
• 1:20:41
  and floodlights do not take a night off. Ah,
• 1:20:44
  yeah, yeah. Can you imagine going to... It's
• 1:20:47
  not going to be stopped. Do I like them? Probably
• 1:20:51
  not, but they help me as Chad JBT. Here's what
• 1:20:53
  I'm saying. There's nothing that's going to stop
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  it. Just embrace it. Who cares? We'll be dead
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  in maximum, for me, 68 years, and then the future
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  can deal with it. I got a vasectomy, so I don't
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  have anything to worry about. No! Happy Hot Topic!
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  Uh, huh? All right, now at St. Pete Animal Shelter,
• 1:21:14
  asking for some help. This after state funding
• 1:21:16
  for its expansion project was vetoed for a third
• 1:21:19
  consecutive year. Vetoed by that douchebag known
• 1:21:23
  as Ron DeSantis. Frickin' loser. Just come out
• 1:21:26
  of the closet, Ernie. Happy Hot Topic! Now to
• 1:21:34
  a Tampa Bay 28 follow -through. Newly released
• 1:21:37
  video shows the suspect in last year's deadly
• 1:21:39
  Ybor City crash spending more than five hours
• 1:21:43
  in the backseat of an FHP cruiser after he was
• 1:21:47
  taken into custody. Prosecutors say Silas Sampson
• 1:21:50
  killed four people and injured more than a dozen
• 1:21:53
  others after crashing his car into a crowd on
• 1:21:56
  7th Avenue. Can you imagine being in that car
• 1:21:58
  that he almost hit? By the way, shout out to
• 1:22:01
  the cops for allowing that to happen. You had
• 1:22:05
  freaking helicopters, you morons. In November,
• 1:22:07
  our Julie Solomon reviewed the newly released
• 1:22:10
  video from the state attorney's office, which
• 1:22:14
  shows the moments before and after the accident.
• 1:22:22
  Newly released video from the Tampa Police Department's
• 1:22:24
  helicopter shows the moments leading up to last
• 1:22:27
  year's deadly crash in Ybor City in November.
• 1:22:29
  Prior to the crash, Tampa Police say Silas Sampson
• 1:22:32
  was driving recklessly on Southbound I -275.
• 1:22:36
  He's driving like everyone else does and the
• 1:22:39
  cops manifested it. Troopers tried. If you're
• 1:22:43
  so good at your job, the helicopter could have
• 1:22:45
  found him. But no! Billy Badass of the cops had
• 1:22:49
  to do it. pulling the car over. He's fleeing
• 1:22:51
  from FHB. State troopers later tried a pit maneuver,
• 1:22:54
  but it did not work. I am. That must have been
• 1:22:57
  a rookie capstone, right? Mm -hmm. So you've
• 1:23:00
  seen plenty of videos of the pit maneuver working
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  everywhere else. It's time for Cleveland News.
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  Oh! Oh! Static crackle, mic pops, the hour is
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  hoppy Cleveland skyline foggy, steel mills choppy
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  City on the Cuyahoga, hearts heavy, level slop
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  Radio waves, carry tales, but they ain't lost
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  In concrete jungle, potholes where dreams collapse
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  Downtown echoes to cabs and faded cabs Past the
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  preaching hustle, corner kids trading maps Where
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  the vibes Midwest, but the struggle overlaps
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  Cleveland news, where the truth gets raw Rust
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  belt blues, every crack, every flaw No sugar,
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  no drop Hoppy on the mic spittin' facts, no law
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  Back alleys whisper, still grit in the air Hoppy
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  pullin' cards, city troops laid bare Bar sharper
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  than the skyline, no time to spare Opinions heavy
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  as the lake, but he don't care Radio days, static
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  hum in the booth Voice boomin' through the speakers,
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  hittin' with the truth Tower city shadows, echoing
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  the youth Uncut, unpolished Cleveland's the proof,
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  hoppy blends, no rose tint Just grind every segment,
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  a slice of Cleveland's wine From the flats to
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  the heights, so we'll re -combine Unfiltered,
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  unbothered, done, been fine Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
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  oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh All right,
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  so hopefully it all works out, but the power
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  grids are freaking out. Up north. New tonight,
• 1:25:09
  three news has learned the executive chef at
• 1:25:11
  Progressive Field is facing felony charges after
• 1:25:15
  police say he tried to meet up with what he thought
• 1:25:17
  was a minor loser. By the way, there is one way
• 1:25:23
  to fix this. If you are a pedophile and you're
• 1:25:29
  trying to meet up with kids, there's one thing
• 1:25:32
  you can do and one thing only. for sex. Kirtland
• 1:25:42
  police say 45 -year -old Vikwantej Nath chatted
• 1:25:46
  online. He just looks like a pedophile. With
• 1:25:49
  an undercover officer posing as a 13 to 16 -year
• 1:25:53
  -old. It's gotta be so creepy being those cops
• 1:25:55
  where you gotta like pretend you're a pedophile.
• 1:25:57
  It's gotta be so off -putting. And made plans
• 1:25:59
  to meet up Tuesday for sex. Alright, burn in
• 1:26:02
  hell, dude. What's going on here? Well, is Chad
• 1:26:07
  Palmer competent to stand trial? That was the
• 1:26:09
  question discussed. He looks like a millennial
• 1:26:11
  Charles Manson. Us in court today. The Wayne
• 1:26:17
  County Sheriff and Sergeant Noel Williams has
• 1:26:20
  the very latest on what happened at this hearing.
• 1:26:23
  Chad Palmer of Oroville faced a Wayne County
• 1:26:26
  judge via video Wednesday morning. An examiner
• 1:26:30
  determines that he is not competent to stand
• 1:26:33
  trial. He's a moron. What's going on here? This
• 1:26:39
  is from Westlake Police. A white Chevy Impala
• 1:26:42
  driving down I -90 at 3 a .m. Is that Jeffrey
• 1:26:46
  Laurent? Mm -hmm. Riding on all rims. Mm -hmm.
• 1:26:52
  Not making a statement. Literally all rims. And,
• 1:26:55
  of course, that's a red flag. That driver might
• 1:26:57
  be impaired. You can see the sparks flying as
• 1:27:01
  the 33 -year -old driver did stop and he admitted
• 1:27:04
  to the officer that he had been drinking. I hate
• 1:27:07
  Einstein. people drinking in cleveland no way
• 1:27:11
  we have a couple developments to tell you about
• 1:27:14
  following this disturbing story out of southern
• 1:27:17
  ohio where 16 children were found in a house
• 1:27:19
  of horrors as it's being called in vinton county
• 1:27:22
  what's going on in ohio remember the whole uh
• 1:27:24
  charles randy thing 10 13 years ago it's just
• 1:27:27
  too much nonsense in ohio officials say the kids
• 1:27:32
  18 months to 18 years were found in, quote, deplorable
• 1:27:37
  conditions. I mean, the whole state of Ohio is
• 1:27:39
  pretty deplorable. Mm -hmm. Fourth of July doesn't
• 1:27:43
  mean you can party everywhere. Oh, yeah, it does.
• 1:27:47
  Especially in Cleveland. Reporter Stephen Hernandez
• 1:27:49
  tells us how Airbnb is keeping you and your neighbors
• 1:27:53
  safe. Oh, jeez. They're being sea blinders. Vincent
• 1:27:57
  Ferlicci, the policy lead for Airbnb in the Great
• 1:28:00
  Lakes, has a clear message for people making
• 1:28:02
  reservations this weekend. No parties. All right,
• 1:28:06
  good luck with that. All they do is drink there.
• 1:28:10
  A death investigation is underway in Cleveland's
• 1:28:13
  West Side. Police say a woman was found dead
• 1:28:16
  in a backyard. News 5 received a tip. What's
• 1:28:18
  going on in this city, man? Jesus Christ. That
• 1:28:22
  static is terrible. They need to fix him. And
• 1:28:25
  finally, here we go. You know, fire officials
• 1:28:30
  say they have seen how fireworks are still a
• 1:28:34
  threat and a risk across Ohio even. Mom. I would
• 1:28:38
  say living in Ohio is a threat. After the holiday
• 1:28:40
  here, they are warning us. Leftover fireworks
• 1:28:43
  can cause injury. So can living in Ohio. P -C
• 1:29:20
  -R, our main export is crippling depression.
• 1:29:23
  They used the R word here. We think this is art.
• 1:29:26
  It could be worse, though at least we're not
• 1:29:28
  Detroit! We're not Detroit! The masses, sports,
• 1:29:33
  you know, keep people from looking at their own
• 1:29:35
  lives and realizing how bad they've actually
• 1:29:37
  gotten, you know? I mean, if you couldn't get
• 1:29:42
  drunk and paint yourself orange and brown every
• 1:29:44
  Sunday, you might realize... I live in Cleveland.
• 1:29:51
  How the hell did this happen? You know, did I
• 1:29:55
  used to eat babies in a former life? And then
• 1:29:59
  you look around at your tiny little house that
• 1:30:00
  you can't afford because of the mortgage crisis
• 1:30:02
  and your horrible little sloppy kids who will
• 1:30:04
  have diabetes by the time they're eight because
• 1:30:06
  they live on corn syrup and lye. And then you
• 1:30:09
  look at your big bloated mess of a wife and she
• 1:30:12
  waddles towards you with her front butts going
• 1:30:14
  out over the top of her ass and long jeans and...
• 1:30:16
  He's like, I'm gonna go shoot myself and my pregnant
• 1:30:19
  12 -year -old daughter, right? Do you regret
• 1:30:25
  anything that you said about Cleveland? I don't
• 1:30:28
  regret it at all. Do you like it? Do you think
• 1:30:32
  Cleveland's cool? I mean, I never heard anybody
• 1:30:34
  say, I'm going to Cleveland on vacation. I don't
• 1:30:37
  agree. What's so great about Cleveland? I don't
• 1:30:41
  know. from the outside, whether you're white,
• 1:31:11
  or black, or Sasquatch, even. As long as you
• 1:31:15
  follow your dreams, no matter how crazy or against
• 1:31:18
  the law it is. Except for Sasquatch. If you're
• 1:31:22
  Sasquatch, the rules are different. Forget it,
• 1:31:25
  meanwhile. I'm a circus freak. That's all I'll
• 1:31:28
  ever be. Whatever. Finally, I'm one of those
• 1:31:32
  guys who can't wait to get to work in the morning.
• 1:31:34
  Like a dairy cow. Ah! Ah! So if there's a few
• 1:32:05
  bucks left over, you know, go get something nice.
• 1:32:08
  Yeah, hold on. A $9 ,000 prostitute, please.
• 1:32:12
  Oh, do you have nine $1 ,000 ones? Yeah, good.
• 1:32:16
  And if you got an albino, send her up, too. In,
• 1:32:18
  like, 20 minutes, I'm gonna be asleep, so get
• 1:32:21
  them up here. I had, like, half a bottle of melatonin,
• 1:32:24
  six beers, this whole f***ing bucket of chicken.
• 1:32:28
  Oh, the Sandman is coming. Oh, no! I got PhDs
• 1:32:50
  in four scientific disciplines. Really? Why do
• 1:32:55
  you think they call me Dr. Quinn? I just thought
• 1:32:58
  that was a nickname. You know, like Dr. Dre.
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  church or internet night or something. Ooh, what's
• 1:33:55
  that sign? Where they put them fire poppers up
• 1:33:58
  your buttholes? Now, that's a good... No, not
• 1:34:01
  that specific sign. But why? That's how I met
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  your great -grandpappy. Oh, he loves him, the
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  good butthole. I told you not, never, ever, not,
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  no, damn, don't, never, verbally that man's name
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  in the house again. I don't think he said his
• 1:34:14
  name. I swear they were too busy banging to exchange
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  business cards. Don't you go Facebook him on
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  the iBox, neither. Sheriff says you ran from
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  down hell down to the library. Yeah, you know
• 1:34:24
  I did. You go strong or you don't go at all.
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  Whoa, a real live robot. Or is that some kind
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  We're back to selling dope just to make a pretty
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  penny. Keeping it 100, but niggas say keep it
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  50. Chicago before dead, body acting like we
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  50. I told my bitch, you fucking with the greatest,
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  and you see me. The realest of the realest, and
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  cars, zeroing all they peoples. Real niggas get
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  blessings, share with they niggas. Real niggas
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  fuck bitches, pay up to they niggas. Many toes
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  for everybody, breaking down and swishing. Put
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  they abuse it. And the sad part about it, it
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  through it, so I'm watching all my moments. Checking
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  my niggas, they my brothers, and I treat them
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  like my brothers. And my brothers and my niggas,
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  you wake up with your mother Smoke a Mary J,
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  I'm skunkin', I'm a master plan Gon' put it in
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  the action, motherfucker, take a stand My bones
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  one man's gonna catch a band So we out here every
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  day, tryna chase these bands Makin' all this
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  money, you'll never understand So go ahead and
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  winnin', but I know they really losin' Twelve
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  sky Your bitch on me sexy, try and give my dick
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  D, touch me and you die No worries, Latin -ass
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  kick it, tryna be another story Nor a couple,
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  broke bitches that have been No more, nor a couple
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  Better not! Don't you hate when a nigga fake?
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  Hell yeah, I'm already normal, most niggas snake
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  Better smile in your face, lie to you to your
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  face Still ain't really shit to them, cause they
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  embrace But I ain't with that, so I just fall
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  back Like, nah, my nigga, I'm good, I'm straight
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  Real talk, though, hate is a bitch nigga trait
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  So if you a real nigga, then I know you can relate
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  Lickin' in the mirror, only niggas that relate
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  So I'm coming in great, cause I know these niggas
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  hate it Lookin' in the mirror only to get a relay,
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  a relay, a relay, a relay Tick tock, clocks are
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  jukin', playin' cool breaks Coffee's out, we're
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  almost done, feels like robbery in banks Cryin'
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  hoppy on the mic, droppin' wisdom through streams
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  Syndicated sorrow, now it's time to shatter dreams
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  Oh, the hobby hour, it's comin' to a close Radio
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  hits, made it like a Wilson Rose Laughter and
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  joy, dissolvin' in the air But we keep the rhythm,
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  oh, life's just so unfair Outro Music Oh, my
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  God. Like clockwork to a show Now it's time to
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  face the silence Like the TV on Snow Riot Hoppy
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  held the mic With humor so divine The void left
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  in our hearts Wider than a canyon line Line Empty
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  speakers silenced by the coming to an end Like
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  a rollercoaster stopping round the river's bend
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  Hoppy's jokes and bad scenes are daily grind
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  Now silence louder than the thoughts we can't
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  rewind The Hoppy Hour Laughter and joy, dissolving
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  in the air, we'll keep the rhythm Oh, life's
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  just so unfair I'll be alright from the two of
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  us Radio and radio, like a world to us Laughter
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  and joy, dissolving in the air, we'll keep the
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  rhythm Oh, life's just so unfair RyanHobbyRadio
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  Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,
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  all I smell is poop. I'll kick you in the nuts
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  and we'll call it a day. Poppy Hour is now over.
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  Poppy Hour is now over. Game over. This concludes
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  our broadcast day. Good night and God bless America.
• 1:58:31
  Door is closing.