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#390 We Don't OLD LADY ONLYFANS the Same · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  In five four three two. What up? And welcome back to another episode
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  of that We Don't Smoke the Same podcast. Thank you so much for joining
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  us here on the Wake and Bake. Uh And I appreciate everybody who I
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  forgot that I had put the put another fucking another stream playing at the time.
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  Social everybody who's watching the Flavors by his own page. I honestly woke
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  up today thinking it was Saturday. I woke up today thinking it was Saturday,
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  bro, just because last night I went to to not No, I
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  went to Halloween Horror Nights and I had a good time. I got home
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  pretty late. I saw all the mazes. But joining me uh back from
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  Denver, Colorado is my co host x G stub Dog Up. What's up?
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  But new Man? Why my new Man dog? I own a heady.
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  It's it's a different feeling when you get to hit your own heady and
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  you're not how's your car doing? How's your car doing? Suck? So
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  my car don't work? Alternator is not working. When I got back,
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  how much did you spend on that piece and not spend it on your car?
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  See, but I didn't know the car wasn't working. Came back.
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  You know how your car hits there. You know how your car sits there
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  for like, and it moved for like three four days. And usually I
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  keep my car moving every day because I'm busy. Yeah right, stayed for
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  three four days and I got back in. And that just that sounds like
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  you have a bad alterinator. That's what it is, because I thought it
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  was a bad Remember it changed a battery not too long ago. Yeah.
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  Now I sat there for four days, which four days is not that long,
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  right for a car, But that but that unless you know the alterinator
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  was draining the battery. I gotta get a new alternator. I got a
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  I got a new heady piece. But it cost me five dollars in your
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  car. And you're right, no, no, no, he's kind of
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  right. It's more than labor. It's more a fucking labor than the part
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  dog. I can go to auto Zone and get the off labor, off
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  label alternator for like forty bucks. It's actually not that hard to replace an
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  alternator for a Honda. Yeah, I look at YouTube. That's not that
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  hard for all. I don't know if I trust myself, would you guys
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  trust me? I got this? If I can do it on my first
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  time. I'm looking at a video. You can do it too. I've
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  done things looking at a video. No no, no, no dog a
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  single step doing things just like the port noos is never going to come out
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  the same. What I'm saying. This is like life threatening. This is
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  your car at the end of the day. Like, well I had we
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  had a vice principal that food died fixing his car like that, for real,
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  what do you fix, mister Vergara, this fool, this fool.
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  Yeah, like well, joining us also behind the boards is the one and
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  only Ray. What's up? Ray? Good morning? What's up? You
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  can actually see him today, But yeah, you knew him too, You
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  knew the principal. Yeah, because we went to the same high school.
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  Damn. So this wool was fixing his car, and like I knew,
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  Like I was one of the first ones to know because I used to hang
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  out with his knees. She used to come to my house and stuff and
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  then like and food, like I guess, like one day, like she
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  just started crying in class and then she told me like that, like that
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  fool was fixing under the car and he didn't put the jack on right and
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  it fell on him and he died just hearing that. It's just like tragic,
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  Like, but that's why, like a straight up bro, like I
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  pay like like I literally pay. Like I'll go to Jiffy Lube and I'll
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  be like, synthetic, please change the air filter. Change this, go
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  ahead, do it. I'm the same with these. But I'm a dick
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  too, bro, don't get me wrong. I'll be like, can I
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  see all my old parts? Did you change my spark plugs? Can I
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  see my old ones? You have to, yeah, Like I'll literally tell
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  me like can I see them? Like, hey, this looks like you
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  just wiped it down. I don't want that. Put it back like,
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  I'll do some stuff like that, brocause I don't like people. Like people
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  might think just like you walk in there just like a high ass mofo.
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  They think it that you go take advantage of you or that you don't know
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  any better. Like for I used to slang cars messed up cars, ain't
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  good cars. Dog. No, I'm the same. I'm like, I'm
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  pretty pised out with everything, Like I'll pay my own walls. I'll try
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  to be a handyman at the house, you know, like when it comes
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  to cars. I'm so scared that the jack don't work that or someone hits
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  the jack walking by and it comes down. Or you gotta put towers because
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  might I always supposed will put the towers. You gotta put the tow the
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  towers for it? If the dog Like, why are you not gonna listen
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  to your dad? Bros have been around, like I wish I had a
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  dad to listen to. Dude, still not that? Then? Have you
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  seen the one where you roll your car on? Yeah, I feel like
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  I'm gonna roll it over and dog food Like there's certain things that like you're
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  just not gonna you're not supposed to do, bro, or that you're not
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  good good enough to do like straight up and that. It's it's more like,
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  you know, you gotta be very prepped for it. You know,
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  you gotta have all the right stuff, even like a dr y, you
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  gotta have a minimum of stuff that to make sure that you're gonna be good
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  during your fix. He says, sounds like women off. It sounds like
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  fools who can afford to pay for somebody else to do it. Huh you
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  can afford to pay for ship? Yeah, I'll pay for mine and my
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  ladies little change, like if I need to no, no, no,
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  But Ray's kind of right though. If you're gonna do something, you need
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  all the parts that. There's nothing worse than having to go to autos on
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  or home deeper mid mid job, mid holland mid fucking Mickey Mouse and you
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  got to go to home people. You got the wrong ranch, you got
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  the wrong middle, and they tell and they tell you that, like,
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  no, this part is that? Oh oh oh, that's the worst.
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  That's the best jingle though, who's the best jingle out of the car faces?
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  I love the autos? I like them a m CEO. Yeah that
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  was pretty tight. That one was pretty tight. Okay the Catches jingle?
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  You said those our jingle, bro, because I don't know. Aunt zone's
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  pretty tight though. Yeah, but what somebody said to pay another man to
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  do your work? Yet, that's how you keep people employed, bro,
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  straight up, bro, It's called what is it economics? Bro? Like
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  that's just the way and the economy works. That's what you do. That's
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  why am I going to try to figure out how to pass my car for
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  smock check when there's a Chino down the street at a freaking in a spot
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  that will do it for free, not for free, but for for you
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  know, for a fee. You know that ass man, I ain't I'm
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  finna do that with some of those mechanics. You gotta know that, you
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  know the logistics. You gotta carry a few bullet shells of your couple,
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  just know you mean business. You gotta put it in there at least one
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  like what does he just have that? Just don't dead? But when they're
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  changing your radio, it's been like, oh, how did that get an
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  astray? Damn? Like I guess, I guess we missed this one.
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  We're talking about good jingles. What's a catchy jingle? Not that you like,
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  just that one. When you hear it, you have to just sing
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  to it. Two three hundred and fire today that one, No, no,
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  the one I. The one is uh donate your car for kids.
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  That's a week week seven cars for kids. It's catchy, dog. I
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  can't even change it. I have to sing to it. It's for the
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  kids, it's for those You were up early. So you saw that commercial
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  that they're like playing in the band, but they're not really playing the instruments.
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  Oh yeah, you know there's yeah, they're not playing this. You
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  can tell they're supposed to be like foster kids. That's sad. Yeah,
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  playing if you were a foster kid, would you just run away? I
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  think I think, I mean you have to be I think I think every
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  post kid at one point has ran away or like not came home for the
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  night. I would go like find I would try to go find a job
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  at a construction site because I feel like by size, they're not gonna like
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  like you know, are word you true? Like I feel like they're just
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  gonna be like hello, he's like whole, you know what I mean,
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  Like they're gonna be like nothing to cast away. Hello, He's like,
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  like, you know, I feel like bite size would would literally be like
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  we can raise them like one of our own, and before you know,
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  you'll be having beers and you're you're having a little bit of everybody's lunch,
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  you know what I mean, like food, and then there's only one food
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  that hates on you. Because he wished he had holder at that time,
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  like I don't know. Foster home age eight to fifteen, Dude, you
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  can get a fucking license. You you can drive the car. I said,
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  exactly. You pick everybody up. Pisas always need someone with a license
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  dog and they get paid the most, Like there's always the chuntiest they get
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  paid like chunty choy, like the ones that don't they just pick up the
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  trash. No, no, they don't have social so so they can't they
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  can't claim nothing. But the guy that always drives, he's not the boss,
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  but he's he has the closest thing to like legal status. So he's
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  a metal metal low key. He's the one that drives around. He's the
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  one that speaks good English. Yeah, what's worse being chunty being pisa truthty
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  ischootyts? Like, what's the difference to begin You could be a chun ty,
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  You can be a you could be a chuty. Just means ghetto Like
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  chunty is someone that that always wears our medica or Chieva's jersey. Does that
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  I mean shunty that's Ghettoty is more like ghetto like it's spica. Chun Ty
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  is like a super dark Mexican chick with blonde hair. Yeah, you know
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  those dark Mexican chick with blonde hair. We're like, bro, you're never
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  gonna be blonde. Yeah that's a chooty. Oh damn right, Look I
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  found the definition of Urban Dictionary the definition for the word chuntott a native Indian
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  heling from Mechuacan and other states of Mexico. The name has been unfairly turned
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  into a derogative term used to describe a tacky Mexican. Yeah, bro,
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  look at that farmer. Example, look at that farmer. We're walking down
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  the street. What a chune tottle? Yeah, And then a second definition
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  tune thottle Mexican slang word for knacko. Yeah, an Indian, an Indian
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  or looking mestizo and uncultured, lower class person. Damn. So that's not
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  calling somebody like that in word huh yeahthy like I just told you dark chicks
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  with blood hair. What I tell you from Chocan what type of people were
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  Chieva Jerseys and a Medica Jerseys. I mean on a Tuesday, there was
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  wonderful and they want dog. There used to be this one full dog.
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  We used to call him cockroach because cockroach. Yeah, we used to call
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  him cockroach because this used to be the color of the cockroaches wings. Dude,
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  like, oh god like, like he was that dark and every day
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  at least three times a week, like we will all have pickup games,
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  and he'll always be trying to get in with his America. No way that
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  chievs Jersey Bro. Yeah. Bro, it's hilarious every time they would call
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  that for what's up cockroach? Bro? Everybody know me. He would definite
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  didn't really speak English, so he'll just say what's up? Yeah, bro,
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  Like because he was so bad at like English, bro, Like,
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  they just put him with the Spanish with the special kids, like, and
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  I'm just like, bro, this was smarter than all the special kids.
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  He just doesn't speak English, like, they just put him in there,
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  bro. Like dogging up. So you're talking about fucked up high school names.
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  My coach used to call the hominess so you know how there was obviously
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  like high school soccer. You know, we funk around no and I'm being
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  kind of usefuls say ye. It was just it was pretty fucked up,
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  Like I had a fuck up name on there to everyone did. But there
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  was this dark cast, full dog, dark cast. We called him Nega
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  Dog. The coach would call him Negata Dog. This was like before council
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  culture. He'll be like, yo, Negata, you're gonna play left defense,
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  Damn white boy coach dog. And it wasn't a Mexican coach or it
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  was funny. It was a white boy coach that would call him negative dog
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  and it was that was he dark, darkest fuck dog, like dark dark
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  like your sweater. Yeah, pretty dark for us to call call nega.
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  Everybody called him negatar. He called himself Negada like he didn't care. And
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  it's just those fucked up nicknames that they stick. Like my also, one
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  of my homies name was dirty. That McGirt. That doesn't sound like maybe
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  what did they call you? You're gonna play right forward, but but but
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  it was the to the point where this foll's name was Dirt McGirt. We
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  just call him mcgirtr McGirt. That one time I got in some like trouble
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  with them that the cops pulled this over and they asked me for that fool's
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  name. I did not know that fool's name. Dog. I was like,
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  what's his name? I was like, Dirt. He's like, no,
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  what's his real name? I was like, honestly, sir, I
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  don't know his name. So you're gonna tell me you don't know your friend's
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  name and you're not here doing crimes. That's like if we already get caught
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  with Bill de Tree. Yeah, it's like, what the what's the most
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  fucking name? Dog? Like it would just literally be like I feel I
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  told you his name is Bill do Tree. But yeah, dog, I
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  mean at the end of the day, it's not like you asked for someone
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  to look at their ID. Yeah, that's true. I don't know,
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  man, that's that's quite that's quite the quite the scenario though. You've never
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  not known your homies name. Yeah, there's like there's like fools, you
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  know the first eyes. You know red Eye's name Moses. I didn't know.
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  I didn't know Red Eye's name to follow him on Instagram? What is
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  it? I know there's some people that I just don't know their names,
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  Like you know who d J Flick, I don't know his name, ras
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  Dude, I don't know his name. I just know his name is ras
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  Dude? Was his name? I never but John? Yeah? John yeah?
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  John Yeah. But you see it's like that, it's like you don't
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  know, you don't know some people's name's weird. I don't think Dom,
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  you know, your name was Wan. I don't think dom is. I
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  don't think doms is Dom's real name. No, No, I feel like
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  that's like a like like like it's obviously dominic. I feel like it's like
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  a Friendshi Minnesota. I see how stupid that was, Like you did get
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  that soda? Sometimes sometimes I make people give me a soda. Well,
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  I used to walk around Walmart just drinking SODA's, tasting them and not paid
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  for not paid for them. Putting him back, I was like, oh,
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  mountain dew red is nasty. No, you can get in trouble for
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  that. You're so stupid. That's like a lot. That's like like jail
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  time. No I would, I would. I would obviously let him know.
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  It's Tampa way, so I'll drink like half the you're not you're not
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  supposed to supposed dude, do you remember during those the TikTok Era or still
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  TikTok Era, but like during the pandemic, people go and lick the ice
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  cream but it's just before though, like this, you're not recording it,
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  but that's still illegal. That's like, dude, you're it's like bodily harm,
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  right, No, I don't. Yeah, it's something if if there's
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  a term for it. If I get a box of oreoles and it's like,
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  hey, new peanut butter oreoles, and I fucking walk around Walmart with
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  the box and I eat ten of them and then I put the other things
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  back. They're just gonna be like, oh, somebody stole it, Okay,
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  that's that's yeah, little cookies. But I'm talking about if you you
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  open a soda drink and then put it back and then yeah, but I
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  didn't see it to put it back. I left the cat open, like,
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  I just left it there. I would just do that. I don't
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  know. Don't do that though. Somebody said food tampering. I just good
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  free samples. Dog. This isn't Costco, holie bro. Costco is the
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  ship. Dog. I've gone to Costco like five times since I got the
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  car. What do you buy? Their toilet paper? Chicken bakes like chicken
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  bakes, Their chicken bakes, fire, their peak this fire. I feel
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  like Zaber just goes toilet paper? Dog? What have I bought? Why
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  would I buy a toilet pet? You're an idiot. I live by myself.
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  What have I bought? I bought this big as dagon beef jerky dude,
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  just buy a bunch of shit. I don't know. It's just cool
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  walking through you feel Americans fart goddamn. Like I feel like Trump's backing office
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  right now. When I was walking around first Hash all of the morning.
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  Damn. I guess they told it l's night. But I chilled. Yeah
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  how much? I just just took one pill. Okay, Yeah, I
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  just took one pill. Oh damn seeing stars Damn, Like that was crazy,
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  dog, Like I'm still seeing the little stars. Hey, I was
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  gonna ask you, yew dog, has been a while since coffee made me
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  do that? Wow? If I faint, just picked me up. So
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  I've been doing I've been doing cold stars. Is that cool? Yeah?
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  Okay, because that's how you keep been doing. That's what Matt started doing
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  it. I mean I know I knew what it was already, but he's
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  like just cold started. I mean you could, but like the thing is
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  like you have to keep it. Like if you know, if you cold
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  started, if you don't dip it in alcohol clean it right away, then
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  it's gonna it's gonna leave that resin in ingraded engraved into your your your courts.
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  So you have to like rinse it off. That's why, like after
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  I READAP, I put it in the alcohol cup because I just want to
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  just rinse it off and then I'm like, all right, cool, let
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  me let me get it off while it's hot. Oh yeah, So what
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  was your how was your trip to Denver? The cool Dog? It snowed
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  like snowed, snow like we got snowed in like Saturday. We were supposed
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  to go out. Did you get in them asaus? Sure? Yeah?
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  Bro? Do we need one? Yeah? I know. I was like,
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  I would lifts you up. It's called gravity zero on that little button,
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  and you feel like a baby. It feels like non manly. You
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  know, you gotta go like this and you cant George. George look like
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  a big fetus in there. Yeah. Yeah, and then you can put
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  your hands in there. It has it for like your forms. I looked
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  it up. Fifteen thousand dollars. There's a chair that like you. I
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  do believe it. I saw a chair that was fifteen thousand dollars. It
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  was fifteen hundred. Okay, oh damn, it's not bad. Two grand
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  and fifteen hundred. Prior friends they got something that like like three grand,
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  but but that's not bad. The cheapest one of that brand. I don't
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  know if that wasn't that one because it's an older version, but it's not
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  that bad. It's not crazy. Yeah, like it's not crazy crazy.
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  So the one downstairs is like ten bucks, Like yeah, you can put
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  that like in your car now, yeah, like for sure, I'm like,
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  yeah, you can buy a chirmossage for your car. I guarantee you
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  on Amazon man Ifybro brought that one down here. Imagine the one that he
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  replaced, the one here he had his house with. He probably has a
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  ball ass one. Oh yeah, I guarantee you. I wonder why Bobo
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  doesn't have one of those, Oh he does. You've been his house.
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  I never been to Bob. Then you know that he probably has one.
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  Yes, I don't. Yeah, a girlfriend, that's like having a massol
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  sure true, yeah, like technically you know, but it's never as good
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  as a mass all. Sure, like you're gonna you're gonna make me feel
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  good, but you're not gonna get the nuts out. I think it was.
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  But yeah, we went and it's we got snowed in like a like
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  it's no whole time, Like we couldn't even drive, almost crashed on the
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  way to lunch the snow. Yeah, I thought it was like they like
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  skidded it was. Honestly, it was a little scary you guys. You
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  guys were in the car with Matt. Yeah, and Matt's got a nice
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  you know, Matt don't work around. He had ah no, No,
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  he had a Mercedes Wagon. Oh damn yeah, Mercedes Wagon. I thought
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  it was a recession. Not for him, dog, he's fucking balling.
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  But he's doing he's doing great. But he had the Mercedes uh waggon nice.
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  But it was snowing. Treated us great, took us out to lunch
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  dinner, obviously. So what happened when when when you guys skidded like it
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  was we're on the way to lunch and it was literally, you know,
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  snowing. Mean I wanted taken georgies over a bridge and I'll tell him,
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  I mean, George was a little scared. We're going in. He lives
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  in the hills Big Bear. Yeah. Yeah, So we're up there in
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  Big Bear and George George like, George, George gotta go in the back
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  because he got to lay down, so so he doesn't look is he afraid
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  of hid hers ends the heights, so something has to lay down? Are
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  you serious? That's the only time he doesn't lay down is there's bitches in
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  the in the car and then he just like tries to just focus on the
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  road. Damn yeah, bro go on. But uh so he's in the
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  back, I'm in the front, and we're going to lunch, and you
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  just that thing where like we're telling to go really really slow. He's going
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  like fifteen miles an hour, twenty miles an hour, and it's just that
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  thing where like eventually, like you don't believe it, but like once your
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  car starts to slide, there's no stop in it. Like once it started
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  sliding and it's just and then you look at and then Matt's like, I
• 19:34
  think we're fucked, and I was like, yeah, we're fucked, and
• 19:37
  then just slid into like the road. Just what do you what do you
• 19:41
  mean? Like he said, I think we're I think we're cause you could
• 19:44
  see that that he had no he had he had no more control of the
• 19:47
  car. So it was just like it was yeah, like the snow dog
• 19:49
  like I don't know if you've seen it on top, Yeah, yeah,
• 19:52
  I know what happened. It happened. I wouldn't have thought it had.
• 19:53
  Hollis either for like a a cook a cool five seconds one, two,
• 19:59
  three, or five. Okay, is it on a straight road and you're
• 20:02
  gonna go over the mountain? We're drifting like on Tokyo drift type of style.
• 20:04
  Okay, okay, but are you guys on the edge of a mountain
• 20:07
  now, we're like in that, we're like food like on the edge of
• 20:10
  a mountain. I would just be like, like, we're like I would
• 20:11
  have jumped out. Yeah, we're like in the city already, you know,
• 20:14
  we're like in like in like the little city. Okay, all right,
• 20:15
  but there is like it was like it was like but it's not at
• 20:18
  the edge though, Like okay, yeah, no, no, not like
• 20:22
  if you've been on theer takes. It's not like we were on the edge
• 20:25
  of that. But I mean there's still what we were going super fast.
• 20:27
  Even if we would have been on there they have the metal plates. Yeah,
• 20:33
  we would have bumped in the bar. We were going fifty miles an
• 20:34
  hour, so it just slid because it's ie, okay, there's nothing for
• 20:37
  your tires to grip onto. What what what was the sounds inside the car?
• 20:42
  It's we were bumping. No I know, but what but I didn't
• 20:47
  even know? But but what? But what was like what was going on?
• 20:49
  Like was George like damn? George was like, we don't have to
• 20:53
  get lunch. No, more like we wanted to turn around. Like I
• 20:57
  looked at you. I was like, you can turn around, man.
• 20:59
  It's like you know, Matt, they're used to show. He's like,
• 21:02
  we're only a mile away. We're already there. Yeah, and we're like
• 21:04
  I'm looking at George and George looking at me. We're like, yo,
• 21:07
  the we can can you guys do uber eats? Yeah, and like we
• 21:11
  can just go home. And then he's like and then Matt's like, don't
• 21:14
  worry about it's fine. I just got to get new tires. And we're
• 21:18
  like bro and and and and it's just it had. I don't think I
• 21:21
  had anything to do with tires. It's just ice and water. Once once
• 21:23
  that just starts freezing, I don't think here, I don't care what tires
• 21:27
  you have. Eventually, it's just gonna slide. Are you kind of happy
• 21:30
  that it doesn't snow here? Yes, That's why I wasn't. Like George
• 21:36
  kept telling me like we're jackets and stuff. Yeah, And I was like,
• 21:38
  nah, I want to feel the cold well and it's not like,
• 21:41
  it's not like we were walking anywhere. It's literally from the car to the
• 21:44
  fucking restaurant, you know, So it kind of folks like, and then
• 21:48
  you come back and you're like, so you were there this weekend. Yeah,
• 21:51
  my girl is there too. Yeah it snowed huh yeah, yeah it
• 21:53
  was pretty was not prepped, Yeah I was. I wasn't prepped either.
• 21:56
  They're walking around with Jordan's the fucking one know a fucking a brand did an
• 22:03
  angel. It's not hard. It's not hard to get like good gear out
• 22:06
  there though, like I know for sure, like when you go hit him
• 22:07
  all there. I would go out to Denver all day. Yeah, she
• 22:11
  bought a couple of north Face jackets. Yeah like that. You get north
• 22:15
  Face for so cheap out there, Like it's crazy. But yeah, so
• 22:19
  what else happened over there? Well, like I told you, we got
• 22:22
  snowed in. So we had plans to go out, you know, but
• 22:26
  go out, go to a bar, hang out, go to comedy club
• 22:27
  or something. But that scared the funk out of me and George. We
• 22:30
  were like, we don't want to go to work. So we told Matt,
• 22:34
  Well didn't tell Matt, but like next time, Matt came through.
• 22:37
  He came with like an SUV this time. I mean the g wagon is
• 22:41
  a good you know. It wasn't a wagon. It was uh just a
• 22:45
  wagon, Okay, like yeah, yeah, it wasn't. It was just
• 22:48
  one of those those like, uh it was dope. Nice. But he
• 22:49
  came in in his uh and his wife's Mercedes. This thing was nice four
• 22:55
  by four, but that was take the baby. Yeah, but we just
• 22:59
  fucking came it all day Saturday. No, got hove as fuck. He
• 23:02
  had some think as we we took dabs. He pulled out the good ship.
• 23:04
  He had a little bit of acid, He had a bunch of offered
• 23:07
  us every everything. It was fun studio with him. No, he ran
• 23:11
  out. It was a little sad. That was the only thing he to
• 23:14
  have. Damn he ran out. Yeah, but it was fun. He
• 23:18
  showed me all the pieces. He offered me a couple of deals. I
• 23:21
  got one deal. I got the green one. You have you used it
• 23:23
  at all? Yeah? Cold starts fast too. But I want to I
• 23:26
  do want to get a I don't want to fuck up my court, so
• 23:29
  I do got to get that temperature thing. That's an investment. That piece.
• 23:34
  Yeah, someone already. I'm talking about the fucking the temperature thing.
• 23:40
  Okay. I was like, somebody already offered me more than what I paid
• 23:42
  for for the green draft. Damn how much day offer you? Yeah?
• 23:47
  I would have been like, nah, you been missing a few numbers.
• 23:49
  Yeah, I've been looking on you know, how you buy something and then
• 23:52
  you start looking online like how much of shit work? I haven't seen one
• 23:56
  like mine cheaper more than like three grand? What did George it to zoom
• 24:00
  tubes? Does he even tab? He doesn't even use the other one?
• 24:04
  I guarantee it. I will put fucking money on it. God strike me
• 24:07
  right now. That fucking total giraffe is just right there and next to his
• 24:11
  fucking Cheech and Chong poster. He lived there for six months, and I've
• 24:15
  used it more than he has. I would always ask him when he was
• 24:18
  there. I was like, hey, can it take it out? He's
• 24:19
  like, you're gonna be careful, and I was like, dude, come
• 24:22
  on, like I know what it's worth please. He's like yeah. And
• 24:25
  then it would like mean Samantha would hit it. Some people be like,
• 24:29
  but now he don't hit it. But now he says he's gonna start because
• 24:32
  he's scared to use it and that thing break it. He starts smoking crack
• 24:34
  because he reminds him, I mean you can you can't. You can probably
• 24:41
  drop a crystal or he shows up crazy shows up one day. That'd be
• 24:47
  crazy, everybody. That's so fucking courts damn. Yeah. Does he still
• 24:53
  live in the back. He lives everywhere, bro, He's never really lived
• 24:56
  in the back. He stays. There was a big as ten in the
• 25:00
  background. Yea, yeah, I mean, but you know he just stays
• 25:02
  in the bag like that's where like he's got to think about it. Bro,
• 25:04
  were when you're running and gunny at two three in the morning, you're
• 25:07
  really sleeping, you just need somewhere to stay to cool down, Yeah,
• 25:11
  to cool down you're on speed. Yeah, he's not really sleeping. I've
• 25:15
  never seen him sleep, bro. And if he's sleeping, he's kind of
• 25:18
  just like just knocking out. My body needs it, but the body needs
• 25:23
  it, but his brain's still live, if that makes any sense. His
• 25:26
  body's like yeah, and his brain's still like, oh ful, we got
• 25:30
  to stay up, dog, I'm not even lying. You won't even believe
• 25:33
  this. Ask Timy next time. I'm here. Next time, I'm here
• 25:34
  and remind me to ask Tommy. Tommy came over the podcast at George for
• 25:38
  us. We're hanging out. It's obviously nighttime for like nine nine, nine
• 25:44
  thirty, and I'm doing my laundry and it's over there by like by where
• 25:47
  it's at, by where the back's at, doing my laundry, and I
• 25:49
  hear noises and I'm assuming it's Evans, but I hear something like cluck,
• 25:53
  cluck, cluck. So I fucking open the door and I'm just gonna say,
• 25:56
  what's up Evans by him or who the fucking what it is? This
• 26:00
  fool's changing his breakpads with an iPhone light, dog, you know, on
• 26:07
  an iPhone light, changing his brake pads at nine thirty in the morning because
• 26:11
  he's got to be somewhere at two. I mean, that's like, that's
• 26:15
  responsible right there. That's something you should have been doing with your alternator.
• 26:19
  Is the responsible to change your break lights at night thirty at night with an
• 26:22
  iPhone light? He said, in the morning, Oh my bad, No,
• 26:26
  no, no, no, at night. Yeah, I wouldn't buy.
• 26:29
  Is nobody to fix anything? Nine pm? Yeah, dude, phone
• 26:33
  flash with the phone flashlight and not even someone holding it. He just has
• 26:37
  it standing like on something else where. It's like he's not getting that right
• 26:40
  angle. Change an alternator at nighttime, you could there isn't really need to
• 26:45
  get under the car. There's these fools, dog, They like are on
• 26:48
  Vermont and uh fuck was it's like one of these little streets, bro,
• 26:52
  like on Vermont Adams just like around there, and like fool. There's these
• 26:56
  fools who are like for years, dog, they they've been literally fixing cars
• 27:00
  there on the fucking street, bro. And I'm like, where the fuck
• 27:04
  do you guys keep getting these cars at Like there's like four parking spots occupied.
• 27:10
  They run the long ass cable from inside the house and they're there till
• 27:14
  like nine, ten fucking pm from the morning, food from fucking nine all
• 27:18
  the way to ten pm, just fixing cars. What that is? That's
• 27:21
  saving yourself money on a property. They don't gotta rent a fuck. They
• 27:26
  don't got to rent a fucking garage. It's a garage, so you just
• 27:30
  make a mess on the street. The city ain't telling them nothing. And
• 27:33
  I'm pretty sure it's fucking cheap, Pretty sure they I'm pretty sure you're so
• 27:37
  broken you drive where you walk by and you need something to fix, you
• 27:38
  ask them how much you guys fix something for? I want to trust somebody,
• 27:41
  and somebody in the street, I'd be like, look for I see
• 27:44
  you over there. Do you guys even fix the car? Because like,
• 27:47
  what is this gonna finish? Well? You need you don't you need help?
• 27:51
  They can help you, appy sire. You show up and they got
• 27:53
  the tools. Pretty sure. It's like, I'm pretty sure it's people that
• 27:56
  just be walking by and be like, Yo, I can help these fools
• 27:59
  out. Somebody said, sometimes it's nice to work at your car at night.
• 28:03
  Yeah, when you have a garage with lights. Yeah, I agree,
• 28:06
  Well you have when you have a garage with lights, bro, it's
• 28:07
  all night. I'll bust it all night. Or with my fucking car fixing
• 28:11
  that ship. Yeah, I would invite the homy lady come through while I
• 28:14
  fix the car and have some beers. You don't think I want to work
• 28:15
  with him my ride all night. One thing I want to work with the
• 28:18
  exhibit right next to exhibit with the lights and automatic tools, charge ready to
• 28:23
  go every tool that you need straight up? Yoah? But were you yo?
• 28:32
  Were you a friends fan? Are you a friend of fans or whatever
• 28:36
  the fuck you want to call that. No, my little brother was more
• 28:37
  of a friends ride. I was like, I feel like that was like
• 28:40
  a lot of gay people like that show. Mmmm. I don't know about
• 28:45
  that Uni. I just know the song I do It good. It was
• 28:51
  the one time thing. Oh Man. Anyways, but friends, so you
• 28:55
  hear about the new conspiracy conspiracy about that Matthew Perry guy he was Batman.
• 29:00
  Dude, well he claimed it to be Batman. But dude, if you
• 29:03
  go down the rabbit hole, I'm sorry, but I just saw the fucking
• 29:06
  shit. I was like, this is the dumbest shit I've ever fucking read.
• 29:10
  Bro, what the conspiracy? No, just like the signs, I
• 29:14
  will give you guys a bad signal. I'm like, bro, but go
• 29:18
  on, please explain. I just explained it for Ray. Please. The
• 29:22
  conspiracies that he was giving out signs. He was gonna say some fucking Jeffrey
• 29:25
  Epstein ship. He was on the list supposedly, and uh, just fucking
• 29:30
  drowns in your tub. Drowns is in hot tub. And then his last
• 29:33
  picture a hot tub and then he's this Batman character. He's like, look
• 29:38
  at this and then he wrote a book. I don't know, dude,
• 29:41
  look into it. People just dying in hot tubs, sketchy match man,
• 29:48
  I don't know. That's when he called himself. He said, I'm matt
• 29:49
  Man. Yeah. He kept playing on Instagram at Twitter giving up signs.
• 29:55
  Look for conspiracy, look into it. Let me tell you my if I
• 30:00
  was a detective on the fucking scene, what's your detective? You really,
• 30:03
  detective zone? Yeah, just straight up be like I would be like,
• 30:07
  call the narcotics department check him for I'll do the autopsy for a possible overdose.
• 30:11
  We already know he had a trouble passed, found him in the hot
• 30:12
  tub. Could have been drinking. I've almost personally died in the fucking hot
• 30:17
  tub from drinking. I didn't know that you cannot drink in a hot tub.
• 30:19
  Shout. I did not know that was the case. And I remember
• 30:23
  I drank two cups like this full of Hennessy for a birthday of mine at
• 30:27
  the top of a fucking at the top of one of the sky rises here
• 30:30
  for when I started to faint, dog like I started to fin I would
• 30:33
  have drawn two because I because because I got so fucked up. Bro,
• 30:37
  when I got out. I had to be like carried to the elevator,
• 30:41
  like walk to the elevator. So my conspiracy is Poppy on some fucking xanax
• 30:45
  or some fucking drugs. Sorry if you were not. I don't want to
• 30:49
  offend anybody out there, but this is just a hypothesis. Maybe started drinking
• 30:53
  a little bit, got into the hot tube. Then he was there was
• 30:59
  nobody there. He drowned. I'm just saying, look into it, sketch,
• 31:03
  you ship, you dying a hot tub? Your last pictures of them?
• 31:06
  Ralph Rami said it right now. I've done it before too. That
• 31:08
  ship fucks with your heart. Food. Whitney Houston died in a bathtub though.
• 31:15
  Killer Hot Tubs. All right, so so what's your son? That
• 31:18
  sounds like a band, the Killer Hot Tubs. Yeah you want to hear
• 31:23
  you want to go watch the Killer Hot Tubs. Yeah that does sound like
• 31:26
  a bag. Yeah, the Killers, the Killer Hot Tubs are opening for
• 31:30
  the Red Hot Chili Peppers. I don't know if you know, I heard
• 31:36
  about a piece Ziggy lead singer talking, Hey, so what's the conspiracy?
• 31:44
  What happened? You know? They're just conspiracy, just too soon to know.
• 31:47
  But it sounds sketchy. Look into it. People just dying hot tubs,
• 31:49
  dude, People dying in water, people drowning. Remember remember Obama's chef
• 31:53
  drownded. People just drowning. Broky, bro If I ever go out in
• 31:59
  the water, somebody killed me full because it's been well known for a fact.
• 32:05
  I do not fuck with the water. I do not fucking funk with
• 32:08
  it at all. Bro, you better find me. You gotta find me
• 32:12
  drowning a fucking puddle, Broke. That's how much I don't funk with the
• 32:15
  water. Bro. But you know what's the craziest fucking way to die?
• 32:20
  When I'm being burned? No to commit suicide? You know? Nah Bison?
• 32:25
  I know I'm saying, Yeah, is it the one for street Fighter?
• 32:29
  Is it? Lieutenant Bison? Right? Yeah? Remember they to be
• 32:31
  his move where he was light him on fire and then you'd catch on fire.
• 32:35
  Yeah, like that I was pictured. That would be horrible way to
• 32:37
  die. You know, it's pretty bad just to thought about it. I
• 32:39
  don't even know if it's real real, But like when people sit in the
• 32:42
  hot tub and then they put a microwave in there, Oh, that's fucking
• 32:46
  sketch. I don't think it's a microwave as a toaster, toaster whatever.
• 32:50
  Yeah, that sounds not fun, said I did too. I got tired
• 32:57
  and my body started floating up because you're fat full like that, don't.
• 33:01
  I mean, I don't know if it's because he's bad, but like it's
• 33:06
  I think that happens, bro. But that's that's nuts, though, Bro,
• 33:08
  like to it's sad that none of it. It's sad that none of
• 33:13
  his friends were there for him. That was good. He's also gonna have
• 33:21
  a lot of friends in heaven. No, it's just it's because the whole
• 33:25
  premises of it was that the song was like I'll be there for you,
• 33:29
  and none of them were there for him. All right, we got Patriot.
• 33:32
  It kind of sucks that he's going to be known for I mean,
• 33:36
  he's mad that he's gonna be known for friends. I saw some little thing
• 33:37
  he was saying about himself. Well, he should be happy because the people
• 33:42
  are not gonna know him as a drug addict, that he was such a
• 33:45
  piece of ship. But he opened a lot of he opened a lot of
• 33:47
  rehab fucking places for drug addicts, and he wants to be known as a
• 33:50
  guy that helps a lot of people that was with the message of the whole
• 33:52
  story redemption. Yeah, and over here like whoa better be claude, you're
• 33:57
  not known as a druggie? Yeah, bro, Like you don't think Amy
• 34:00
  Whitehouse is like in heaven her hell right now? Like fuck, maybe my
• 34:05
  popular song shouldn't have been Rehab and then I die from not going to rehab,
• 34:08
  you know what I mean? Like like bro, like like you gotta
• 34:13
  had a happy ending, bro, Like I don't know, like I would
• 34:15
  feel like some type of way, it doesn't sound that happy. No,
• 34:20
  I just said, That's what I'm saying, Like don't you think that she
• 34:22
  wished she could have changed that? Or it's like somebody's like, oh,
• 34:23
  yeah, the druggy bitch that knew how to sing. Like if somebody brings
• 34:27
  her up at a bar and I'm having a conversation, and I'd be like,
• 34:29
  that's the druggy bitch that died and knew how to sing, right,
• 34:31
  Kanye West like her? And then I was like, for sure, that's
• 34:34
  how how do you are you describing mac Miller a depressed, uh, depressed
• 34:43
  white guy? They didn't know how to handle a breakup? Yeah, because
• 34:47
  when you're when you're when you have a when you have a broken heart,
• 34:51
  bro, you don't have any friends. That is a recipe for disaster.
• 34:54
  It is very sad that because of that how he ended up like all because
• 35:02
  of a chick. Because sometimes okay, look yeah, but like but look
• 35:12
  food like it's just a matter of like when you love somebody, dog and
• 35:15
  you're that emotionally involved. And even this is a perfect example of somebody like
• 35:21
  him that he could get any caliber or pussy paid for or not paid for
• 35:24
  delivered to him. That wasn't enough to let that food get over it Like
• 35:30
  that was like that wasn't enough for it to get over for him to get
• 35:34
  over it. Dog. And the sadness consumed this food like sadness and depression
• 35:38
  and and all that stuff is a is a hell of us is a hell
• 35:42
  of a thing to go through, man, Like anybody out there who struggles
• 35:45
  with all that stuff like it is it is the hardest thing to deal with
• 35:49
  man, Like, we all go through it, and we're all human.
• 35:52
  We feel that I got my good days and my bad days, and sometimes
• 35:55
  it is hard as hell, bro, And you'll go there sometimes, but
• 36:00
  you know, you gotta get out of that funk, no matter what happens,
• 36:02
  no matter if like you lose love one or you're going through like painful
• 36:07
  episodes in you life or growing pains like it's it's not you can't let that
• 36:12
  sadness consume you. And that's why it's very important to have some people you
• 36:15
  consider friends. Like it's important to talk about things like dying over a bitch
• 36:22
  is not cool. You're all talking about some stupid ass bitch. Did just
• 36:28
  do you know who Joe Smith is? No? Did you see that video
• 36:30
  of that black chick recording her? Man, it's some big it's some tall,
• 36:36
  white black dude. She's like he finds out that she's making an only
• 36:39
  fans and he's all about her about it. You didn't see that. It
• 36:43
  went on viral yesterday. Repeat it again. I'm sorry. So there's this
• 36:46
  there's this ex basketball player his wife made an only fans without him knowing,
• 36:52
  and he found out through like the homies telling him and shit practice probably,
• 36:58
  but he's a basketball player, so I don't know if it a practice.
• 37:00
  But he found out behind like, he found out without her telling him,
• 37:04
  and he's all fucking but her. She's recording him and she's like my body,
• 37:07
  my choice. This bitch is a grandma. Damn. Yeah, look
• 37:10
  it up right, look at it's it's a whole altercation just typing Joe Smith's
• 37:14
  wife, dude, and so he don't can see it, bro. But
• 37:16
  it's not saying you want to do talking about like and she's a complaining like
• 37:22
  she don't they don't make enough money. Bro, he's the next NBA player,
• 37:25
  She just doesn't, you know. They just want to like always like
• 37:28
  yeah, it's a that's broke mentality right there. Living outside your means,
• 37:32
  bro, Like one of the stupidest things that you could ever do in your
• 37:35
  financial career, whether you're a big time or small time, pay for status.
• 37:40
  And some of these people that get to be very successfully well off,
• 37:44
  like NBA players, they get into a lifestyle and a and a and a
• 37:46
  and a and a spiral downward downward spiral of paying for status, bro.
• 37:52
  And sometimes when you're not, when you're no longer in the NBA and you're
• 37:55
  an x NBA like meaning x NBA player, it's kind of hard to leave
• 38:00
  that life in the past, like an X But she's sixty, bro,
• 38:05
  I don't know if she's sixty but she's not saying, you know what,
• 38:07
  I was gonna hit her. Oh, I don't know. It was weird.
• 38:10
  She's like recording him, and I mean she was an ex porn star
• 38:14
  too, though, what do you expect from an ex porn star? Huh
• 38:19
  yeah, bro, back in the day she had done a couple of pornos,
• 38:22
  so she just went back to her old truth. This bitch belongs to
• 38:27
  the streets. Dog uh fuck uh just typing Joe Smith's wife. I don't
• 38:32
  know her name. You'll see her though. She's just like a bunch of
• 38:37
  Joe Smith. That's such a common No, they'll know, they'll know,
• 38:39
  but you'll see her, yeah, bro, I mean I don't know,
• 38:45
  Like, how would you deal with a situation like that? Name it's Kesha
• 38:52
  Kavasha or something. You know, I can't read. Somebody's all laughing,
• 38:59
  Oh yeah, she's like, I mean, she looked good, real good.
• 39:06
  She looked good for like sixty but like, I don't know about that.
• 39:09
  But would you have she need an only fans? You know it's over
• 39:14
  right. She kept saying, my body, my choice, even though he's
• 39:16
  married. Here, She's like, my body, my choice, I'm my
• 39:19
  bitch. You're fucking fifty years old with grandkids. You don't need my body,
• 39:22
  my choice. That's for like twenty year old lead that to the young
• 39:24
  chicks. Yeah, like your body is over. Yeah, no choice,
• 39:29
  that choice is gone. That what is that The biological clock has gone and
• 39:32
  that dude, it's not your choice no more. When when mother Earth said,
• 39:38
  when my mother Nature said, you're done, Yeah, mother Earth has
• 39:43
  chosen to stop growing flowers there it is time for you to sit down.
• 39:47
  Sit down on ladies, dude, like Kendrick Lamar said, sit down,
• 39:52
  sit down, and then who's and then who's paying for? Only fans?
• 39:54
  That's the other thing I got, Like, no dog is because why would
• 39:58
  you pay for that when you can pay for prime fucking twenty five year old
• 40:01
  pussy. Somebody said he went broke after gaining sixty million during his career with
• 40:07
  the wife like that, that's what happened when you get a wife like that.
• 40:08
  I bet you she helped with him getting broke. I don't think he
• 40:12
  went broke. This just wants to play video games all day, probably because
• 40:15
  she was like, you're not entertaining me. Where's not who she was?
• 40:16
  Just you know how it is no with those ships. You've seen those housewives,
• 40:24
  like those basketball wives. Yeah, where they want their life to be
• 40:28
  a fucking like a fairy tale for off of your hard work. Yeah,
• 40:30
  all day, all day, every day. It's like, dude, can
• 40:34
  we just fucking not go to a fancy dinner? Can we go to Olive
• 40:37
  Garden? Can you cook? Bitch? Yeah? Can you olive garden?
• 40:39
  Like, and if you can't cook, then can you like trick me thinking
• 40:42
  that you could cook? And what's up with these bitches not liking cheesecake factory?
• 40:45
  Oh? You talk about that list? That list like, yeah,
• 40:47
  that list is long. First of all, that ship said bowling bowling.
• 40:52
  Yeah. I was like, bitch, bitch, they got good wings over
• 40:55
  there. You gotta catch me up on games? Up with this list?
• 40:59
  What's his list? Do this on? Long ass? List? Was the
• 41:02
  list like there was a list that came out of like of like places that
• 41:07
  most women say that it's not acceptable for a first date. And I'm talking
• 41:13
  about this list is so long right where I'm like, this is why if
• 41:16
  some of y'all get hit. The list is just it's like crazy, Ray,
• 41:22
  I'll see if I can find it. That list was disrespectful and I'm
• 41:24
  pretty sure there's like some fake ones where like obviously they're making it extra long,
• 41:29
  but like obviously not cheesecake factory, no chain restaurants, Bowling was on
• 41:34
  the list. No bar for no bar for drinks, like, no place
• 41:38
  she wants to go to a bar, No place that's too far remember that
• 41:43
  one. Yeah, I can drive too far for this place. Now we
• 41:45
  gotta find the list. Hold on. Yeah, it's like it was like
• 41:50
  on the It looked like it was on the news type of list. It
• 41:52
  might have been some you know, we fought for super fucking false information misinformation.
• 41:58
  We won't call it disinformation, but dude, it was a stupid Listen
• 42:01
  it went viral. Misinformation or disinformation depends dogs. There's two there's to do,
• 42:07
  two different things. Don't ask me what they are because I'm probably gonna
• 42:10
  get it wrong. I think I found it or that yeah, dog,
• 42:17
  yeah, there's like but yeah, what is it? Oh yeah, dude,
• 42:22
  number one? Or it's twenty eight places you can't take a bitch out
• 42:27
  too. We're gonna start from the bottom up. Sports event wrong. I
• 42:34
  take my girls to the LAFC games all the freaking time. Have you seen
• 42:37
  that movie with Vince Von Yeah, okay, but he's on for a first
• 42:44
  day, not for someone you've been dating. Let's say for a week.
• 42:46
  No, no, not a week, a couple of weeks. You know,
• 42:50
  if I said, if I if I'm scrolling through these Chicken profile and
• 42:53
  I hold on and I see this, she's wearing a Laker jersey, LAFC
• 42:57
  jersey, and I'm just I'm single, I'm gonna on the first date.
• 43:00
  But I mean, yeah, it means can we make a scenario. Let's
• 43:02
  go, let's make a scenario that we're all single, because I am,
• 43:06
  but we're all single. You are telling me if he's on single and he
• 43:09
  was on the first date, the first first date wouldn't be at the lien
• 43:13
  S game, especially in my seat, hell the seats the forty two Originals.
• 43:17
  Maybe getting on, maybe getting on real understaid, Maybe you get out
• 43:22
  of the field. What are you talking about? This bitch is gonna be
• 43:24
  like, oh my god, I'm an l A s C fan, But
• 43:27
  that's what We're only a small percentage of people that can do that. Though
• 43:30
  E've been going on. To hang out on forty two Originals is fun,
• 43:32
  but let's this bitch is fun. Let's say if l AFC scores a goal,
• 43:37
  the beer is thrown at her ruined ruined date. It is a ruined
• 43:43
  date, all right, all right? Right? Maybe second all right,
• 43:45
  maybe second day if you don't got seats. Maybe second date if you don't
• 43:49
  have It took me three hours to get ready for you, hair included,
• 43:52
  and this is what I get. All right, alright, alright, alright
• 43:57
  for another day after that, next next, all right, waffle house.
• 44:01
  I've never been to a waffle house, but I've only feel like it's that's
• 44:06
  like a that's hop. You don't take them on a hop, Yeah,
• 44:08
  but you take him to an I hob like after like you have to take
• 44:10
  a plan B like you know what I mean, that's the morning. What
• 44:14
  if the first break huh? What if the first day is a breakfast?
• 44:19
  Thursday should never be breakfast? Yeah? Why not? What if they want
• 44:22
  breakfast breastink? Yeah yeah yeah, but he says bread bread steink you wouldn't
• 44:34
  want to eat fuck, But I agree with me. Look breakfast like like
• 44:37
  that's that just seems like a place where like it's like breakfast like third,
• 44:43
  third or fourth day type of place. Yeah. Yeah, like we're comfortable
• 44:45
  already, like I shoult it, no bread bank, no breakfast, I
• 44:49
  agree, no breakfast on a Furst day twenty six. A bar for just
• 44:52
  drinks, yeah, man, man that place like man like, sometimes you
• 44:57
  know that you're dealing with a whore, so you're just gonna take her to
• 45:00
  a bar, all right, nothing. Sometimes you know this bitch is a
• 45:02
  little puta and she fucking she just wants to drink a little patron nice little
• 45:07
  a nice little fucking catti olds motherfucker. And then but stop, but stop?
• 45:10
  What type of bar? What type of bar? Hole in the wall.
• 45:14
  Obviously I'm not gonna take to like a cheap bar. Yeah they got
• 45:16
  two dollars shots. Don't take her there. Yeah, yeah, they got
• 45:20
  two dollars shots and five dollars fucking modella. There might be a few homeless
• 45:22
  in there. Yeah, don't take her there. But there are some bars
• 45:24
  in LA that are fucking prime, not like rooftop bar. Tell me you
• 45:30
  can't take a bitch to a rooftop bar. That's what I'm saying. It
• 45:31
  depends on the bar, yeah, like like and then also depending on the
• 45:36
  bar that he takes you also let you know where you matter on his list.
• 45:38
  There's this one bar that I do want to go to. It's in
• 45:40
  LA and downtown. It's on the rooftop You ever been there, anybody?
• 45:45
  Yeah, I've been to a couple of rooftops Will Sure and fig like you
• 45:49
  know the new sky scraper they built recently. Yeah, you have a roof
• 45:52
  tar bar. I've heard of it. My girls go there. But there
• 45:57
  is a slight dress code. Oh that's the one one Etho used to go
• 46:01
  to. Oh after Yeah, he used to remember he used to post up
• 46:05
  with this fancy bar. And I think I don't know, I feel like
• 46:07
  something happened, Like I feel like they were like, sure, you're gonna
• 46:09
  like just a T shirt. There's a weight limit, no shirt limit.
• 46:14
  Now I don't know what it was, but like he would just go kick
• 46:15
  it there like a lot when he was in LA, and I was just
• 46:19
  like, damn. I was like, that's kind of cool. Should go
• 46:21
  there? All right? Yeah, I'm down Number twenty five hookah bar.
• 46:27
  Fuck that, and she's Armenian. You have to take her there. Nah,
• 46:30
  she's probably tired of it, all right. Number twenty four nightclubs.
• 46:34
  That is kind of a lame place to take a bite. That is kind
• 46:38
  of a lame place to take a bit though, for real, like a
• 46:42
  nightclub, you're just like you're just gonna try to dance. You better know
• 46:44
  how to dance if you're gonna go to a nightclub, true, Like,
• 46:45
  are you better had you better be ready to pay twenty five thirty dollars per
• 46:50
  drink if you want to go to the nightclub. I was about to say
• 46:52
  it's not cheap. Anybody as well take it her dinner twenty three Bowling.
• 46:57
  I think that's that doesn't even deserve on them to be on the list haters,
• 47:00
  Bro, Like, you can literally fucking you could go have a few
• 47:02
  drinks, get to know somebody, see if they're actually like athletic in a
• 47:07
  sense, if you're fucking predicted you take them on the first date because you
• 47:09
  want to see that Patita. You know, you want to see that foot
• 47:13
  when she takes her feet off to put the shoes on time. If you're
• 47:16
  a feet mon yacks. I think I think I bro, I think I
• 47:20
  brought a fucking cold food, Bowling. Is that's been an American an American
• 47:23
  establishment perfect for a date since for the long ass time. Bro. She
• 47:29
  living in the Midwest, baby, it's not. This is just like it's
• 47:32
  been known for a long take a girl on the table. You said,
• 47:37
  he's on upe what you said? The American establishment. Bro. That has
• 47:40
  has been known as a perfect fucking date spot for years, Bro. Years,
• 47:46
  It's fucking is American is apple pie? Bro? For like half a
• 47:50
  century now? Oh man, yeah bro like that man, Bro, like
• 47:53
  that used to be the spot, bro, if you take it like it's
• 47:55
  always been that kind of spot, brand said, maybe like it was a
• 48:00
  that are spot, like like in the movie Kingpin. Remember in the seventies
• 48:02
  that ship was popping. There was a lot of bitches there. They were
• 48:06
  all happy. Like in the seventies, that ship was probably the best time.
• 48:08
  But the bowling as it is, I wish that now. Like honestly,
• 48:12
  if I if I ever did win the lottery, I would buy myself
• 48:15
  a bowling alley and just I would turn it up. That's what everyone says,
• 48:17
  dude. Every rich person has a bowling alley and they never use their
• 48:21
  bowling. Which I think you might, but I just think once you have
• 48:23
  it in your house, it's not this. No, I don't want it
• 48:24
  in my house. I want one to run. Oh yeah, like like
• 48:30
  a business, bro, like you know, have like a fucking DJ every
• 48:34
  Friday night, like see Minus going there and liked you buy. That's the
• 48:40
  hard part. I haven't been to a lot of them that I consider nice,
• 48:43
  but I want one of the classics ones. But I would want to
• 48:45
  buy Chateau and read model. Why are none of them nice? Why are
• 48:49
  none of them nice? Because it's very hard, like bro, Like there's
• 48:52
  some Maracan Yeah, because the one in my hometown is very nice. I
• 48:54
  swear that it's very nice. It's called Pins and Rocket Persil. Okay,
• 49:00
  yeah, okay. First of all, those the places like that that are
• 49:04
  very like more more on the skirts, those places have nice as nice.
• 49:08
  Yeah, they have nice ass bowling allies because they like, they invest in
• 49:12
  their league. It's a very like that's old money, bro, so old
• 49:15
  money. All the people that you see in those leagues are a percentage of
• 49:19
  people that are like the thing and it's a it's a new thing to them,
• 49:21
  but a majority of our old fools that this. They've been doing this
• 49:23
  for years, bro, and they've invested in this ship, so they take
• 49:27
  care of their bowling alley's Like if you go all the way to like if
• 49:30
  you go to Valencia Lanes, like you see that that place has been maintained.
• 49:32
  They oil those fucking places like like crazy. And then you like like
• 49:37
  the oil the lanes like crazy as compared to you were to go to like
• 49:39
  Bowlero out here, you got the balls with too much wear and tear.
• 49:44
  The some of the some of the lanes ain't oiled because it's just another franchise
• 49:47
  to them. It's just another way to make money. Bro. But those
• 49:50
  places that are far away that are independent, you see the difference. But
• 49:52
  with uh, with like how they take care of it. Most o g
• 49:57
  spots, a real bowling alley will always just have a pro shop in it.
• 50:00
  And like I mean, and no offense to those to those cities either,
• 50:04
  they don't have that much more to do. Like on Friday Saturdays,
• 50:07
  these places are packed, dog, They're packed to the gills Friday Saturdays.
• 50:10
  Like it's where we go. There's there's a movie theater right next to the
• 50:13
  bowling alley, so the parents go bowl the kids go to the movies.
• 50:15
  Somebody said, I take her bowling to see you had those bowlers, Ay
• 50:22
  gonna crush them, dog. Somebody drink milkshakes while bowling. Hey, man,
• 50:25
  it's nothing wrong with a milkshake. Man. Hey, I'm just saying
• 50:30
  man like, like, man, all I'm saying, man, is it
• 50:32
  like, yeah, right now things foods that are considered gay? Now milkshakes.
• 50:39
  Yeah. We should just make these lists, bro, and just just
• 50:42
  pay p arc up. But he's to do it, and they'll be like
• 50:45
  angry people would be like foods that we think are gay, I'll post them.
• 50:47
  I'll post them on foods that we think are own Christian dude. We
• 50:53
  should just fucking make some random list like that. All right, So let's
• 50:57
  go after now that I stuck up for bowling, let's go. Let's go
• 51:00
  to the next spot. Don't be afraid to take your chick bowling, all
• 51:02
  right? Damn all right? I do it every weekend after we go have
• 51:07
  dinner or lunch No. Twenty two somewhere that requires a long drive. I
• 51:15
  get it. Maybe really that's up. If the place is worth it,
• 51:16
  it's worth a long driving if that, If that would, trust me.
• 51:20
  But he'll get there, She'll get there and be like, all right,
• 51:22
  good move. What if this was taking you to Vegas, bitch with a
• 51:25
  nice fucking view, You're gonna go a eat at the fucking at the st
• 51:30
  K every day, everything paid for you have to do. Just use your
• 51:35
  mouth too, and everything paid for. You want to bitch and complain?
• 51:39
  Yeah, too far, Middle State, Get out, Let the fuck the
• 51:47
  steak. Get out. There'll be an uber and ten minutes there will there
• 51:51
  will not be a new verse minutes because they're'll take it to the nearest guest
• 51:54
  issue. They say tacos are considered gang all right playing I'm just all right,
• 52:00
  no number number twenty one. This is something Xavier will probably pull Boobie
• 52:05
  Night, Netflix, Hulu, and et cetera. I get, I got
• 52:08
  What if she's a stone and trick, I'll be like I got a new
• 52:12
  heady piece, but I can't take it anywhere about my house. Babe,
• 52:15
  she's got all she's in a call up of food like rosin extracts and treetop
• 52:19
  paper. Girlf could take you to a a steak restaurant and dab out in
• 52:22
  the restaurant like you see those fools, Like yeah, like, I'm not
• 52:27
  taking my diraft to no restaurant. What if we go out to dinner with
• 52:30
  those fools? You gotta bring a heady Like no, that's that's not.
• 52:35
  That's not how they do it in those dinners, bro, Like you do
• 52:37
  you do know that? Like like, let's just say if I were to
• 52:39
  have, like I tell those fools a Rosin Extracts and or g O and
• 52:44
  uh and the and the Homie tree Top, and I tell like, hey,
• 52:47
  let's go have like a nice Korea barbecue, a nice fucking dinner.
• 52:50
  And we get the place and we're all like doing it, everybody walking there
• 52:53
  with a Pelican case and they will all put like I'll put my home fees,
• 52:57
  There'll be the draffe and then the waiters. I mean like like like
• 53:01
  this is a three thousand, two thousand dollars check. If you fuck this
• 53:06
  up, we're all leaving. It's not They're just gonna let you do what
• 53:09
  you want walk out, That's what I mean. Like that's what they're gonna
• 53:13
  let you get your twenties. You guys know. I won't walk out,
• 53:16
  Yeah, like X will have to pay for it because it's legal. Ass
• 53:19
  will not walk out. I was straight up just keep he I would just
• 53:22
  straight up keep hitting your piece and I'd be like, he's not gonna leave
• 53:23
  the nails hot A how much did you spend on that piece. Can you
• 53:27
  that one fifteen? That's the deal. Yeah, that's the deal. Even
• 53:32
  Matt told me, he's like, yeah, he goes to if he goes
• 53:36
  to a show, like that's just because like you're his friend, bro.
• 53:37
  But like if somebody were to go to the show, that paying like three
• 53:39
  K for that ship, like wholesale, wholesale, So it's gonna be going
• 53:44
  for like seven thousand at the store. You could have put a new engine
• 53:46
  in your car. You could have got a new car. Okay, my
• 53:50
  car is worth retail what that's worth? And you that doesn't all right,
• 53:54
  whatever, let's keep going with the list. Engine number twenty family functions.
• 53:59
  I agree funk that I would never bring the bro. Your Grandma's gonna be
• 54:04
  talking about her, be like me and I need to see the be like
• 54:08
  I'm not gonna I'm not gonna lie she's really hot. I gotta take it
• 54:12
  to the family function. I gotta take it to the family for the first
• 54:15
  day. Dog Mys gonna be like, you know, no mass he has
• 54:23
  come on yeah, and I go, I just have two beers and then
• 54:29
  dip out. It's just popping with me and stre not hanging out all day.
• 54:31
  It's just I gotta tell like, hey, I gotta do a family
• 54:32
  function, you know, I like, you know who, She's gonna feel
• 54:36
  bad. She's gonna feel like what you know who else? I feel pedro?
• 54:42
  Pedro? Would I think that kind of ship? Bro? Be like,
• 54:46
  well, my mom's making tomorrow. Is you want to come over?
• 54:50
  Right? Yeah? Like I feel like you would do something like that.
• 54:53
  Yeah, but family function is only quick, so it makes her feel good,
• 54:58
  but you're in and out. I think that's like cool if like if
• 55:02
  you're already like been on three dates or so like where you're already get to
• 55:06
  it, or maybe more like where you're like because some I don't know,
• 55:08
  man, some bitches fucking take that kind of like uh, that kind of
• 55:12
  taking like meaning the family like serious, you know, so it's a it
• 55:15
  could be interpreted wrong. You'll hit it real fast though. Next next one,
• 55:19
  next one? Uh family? Oh wait? No number nine nineteen ice
• 55:22
  cream dates? Anything wrong with ice cream dates? Bro? Like when I
• 55:29
  was younger and they had that much money, I'll take a bitch to ice
• 55:30
  cream date and then we'll go to the movies. That is classic date.
• 55:34
  Another American establishments. You know what used to be my spot. Ben and
• 55:39
  Jerry's. It used to be at Cover City, right there is still there,
• 55:43
  I don't think so. Yeah, they ruin everything about the universals whatever.
• 55:50
  Walk. They don't have a Ben and Jerry's there. Oh no,
• 55:52
  no, yeah yeah, the Ben and Jerry's they do. Yeah I saw
• 55:55
  it yesterday. Yeah yeah, sorry I forgot there was a Ben and Jerry's
• 55:59
  there, But yeah, they do have it there. That's not going nowhere.
• 56:00
  Ben and Jerry's is kind of weak, dog what man, fuck you
• 56:05
  dude? Cut is my dogs inspired? But how you gonna pull Colestone?
• 56:12
  They make it in front of you, dog Like they got a white that's
• 56:15
  not ice cream Like that's just like you mean, that's not ice like that
• 56:17
  is scream not they're making in front of you. It is top notch.
• 56:22
  No, that's like kind of like fucking like what do you call that ship
• 56:25
  like a like a burrito bowl, you know, like flavor? Yeah,
• 56:29
  you're like fucking that. That's not make flurry food chocolate ice cream and peanut
• 56:34
  but ice cream that goes go together. Man, That's what I'm saying.
• 56:37
  I don't know nothing Jerry's. Nothing is Ben Jerry's. But Colestone does I
• 56:42
  think go a level just a little higher. Hey, Tyner the chi this
• 56:49
  is the advice a low key I know, of taking guys single and married,
• 56:54
  you get all fucking angles of this. Yeah, marriage advice alright,
• 57:01
  U hey low key. Though Basking Robbins does make some good milkshakes. Bask
• 57:07
  Robbins is fires classic. Also, if you take her to an ice cream
• 57:10
  date, you can know how how good she could suck. If you get
• 57:13
  her a milkshake, Can you get that extra thick for her? You know
• 57:16
  what I mean? Like you'd be like, but you be like take a
• 57:19
  boba straw in your pocket. That way she could get a good amount out
• 57:22
  of the two that Jordan Alaskas says thrifties ice cream. I mean if it's
• 57:28
  l if it's late night and you already got to the pussy, like she's
• 57:31
  just staying over thrifty A couple of beat boxes from yeah, like you know,
• 57:36
  like you can get down on that'll dude, like like threes ice creams
• 57:38
  like good after y'all smoke like two three blunts in the car and y'all got
• 57:42
  the monchies. Yeah, like they're like, all right, let's go to
• 57:45
  third Street. This will get some thirt as. It don't work all right,
• 57:47
  the next one eighteen coffee dates the same thing. Coffee dates about that
• 57:53
  more in the breakfast ca. Yeah, I'm not too big on coffee dates
• 57:58
  number seventeen, which is pretty much the same shit. It's Starbucks, so
• 58:00
  I don't know. Some pictures will geek out and we take them to Starbucks.
• 58:04
  They love Starbucks no matter what. I don't fucking get it. Like
• 58:07
  the type of bitches that will buy those cups, the ones that cost like
• 58:09
  hell of money and they just buy every month they buy. Anyone seen that
• 58:12
  ig post where they post the recipes. Yeah fucking easy. Yeah, seriously,
• 58:17
  sixteen something. I can see predict bussing this one church. I'm all
• 58:23
  about Jesus homegirl, bro. I mean, it makes sense, but it
• 58:28
  doesn't. You're definitely not going to get it if you're first, unless you
• 58:31
  unless you're not gonna get it though, you're still not gonna get it.
• 58:34
  If the first day is a church, you're not going to get it.
• 58:36
  She's saving herself for marriage, It's all I hear. This is not like
• 58:38
  a predicted is that you can't spell his suits without us. They really expect
• 58:45
  in the first day was so good. I'm fucked on the first day of
• 58:49
  playing time. Do you expect to get laid on the first day? It
• 58:52
  depends what we're going on to day and depends on how good the day was.
• 58:55
  But like you just premeditated good late to know. Hey, foods are
• 59:00
  yeah, I always shaved foods are I always use manscape dog every time.
• 59:05
  On the first I'm like, all right, it's gonna go It's going might
• 59:07
  go down, probably will go down, but it's going down. Foods are
• 59:09
  in the chart roo like it's I would get from the man. So Jeffy
• 59:16
  says, you get a little show at cold Stones. That's two played out
• 59:21
  right eight ice cream is still better than cold Stone. Nah, Broileena is
• 59:24
  in your quipping cheap Jordan's. But he said, you're gonna spook her away
• 59:30
  if you take her to church, like unless she has a little little slut
• 59:37
  already, she might need some saving, Like if she's getting trains ran on,
• 59:40
  she needs something can't save the like all right, let's let's go to
• 59:44
  the next one. Uh the gym, This this one, this one mo
• 59:50
  might be might not be a bad idea for all the fools that like y'all
• 59:53
  met at the gym. Nah, like all the fools that you like,
• 59:55
  you getta go in your life. Just make that ship your thing and then
• 59:59
  before you know its respectful thing to gordit doesn't tell him you want to go
• 1:00:01
  to the gym, but you got to go there already regularly that if you
• 1:00:06
  met her there, you know, I don't know if you I don't know
• 1:00:08
  if you like is meeting bigger? Tell you don't like her the way she
• 1:00:13
  is, but he does. Don't like that dog I don't like. But
• 1:00:16
  some goas are always there's always a work in progress, so meaning there's always
• 1:00:20
  work to be done. So I can't get mad when I said, let's
• 1:00:22
  go to the gym, like when their bio says body under construction, when
• 1:00:24
  they have the little fucking hazards says body under construction, like the freeways,
• 1:00:30
  you're gonna stay fat forever homegirl, Like, but if you instead of instead
• 1:00:32
  of putting the construction sign, like if you've been trying for a while,
• 1:00:36
  put a tow truck so we know, right, put a tow truck so
• 1:00:40
  we know they we're gonna again need to carry your ass sometimes. Uh fourteen
• 1:00:46
  Denny's Denny sucks Denny's fell off. Bro, that used to be way better
• 1:00:52
  than Denny's. Used to be another great American establishment. I'm actually taking the
• 1:00:55
  girl with Denny's. They worked out, worked out. Can you say it
• 1:01:00
  worked out? Did you try to get the little stuff at him before you
• 1:01:04
  left? No? Week, you have to. I was won. Then
• 1:01:07
  I took her to bowling afterwards. Woo. That's right. And we still
• 1:01:12
  haven't gone to X Lanes. We should probably go tomorrow Thursday. Yeah,
• 1:01:15
  yeah, thirteen. I don't know why it's right. I hop like,
• 1:01:20
  I mean, hop is bombed. Yeah, I mean these are dumb?
• 1:01:22
  Can you start? Yeah? Number twelve, you have a pain twelve?
• 1:01:25
  This is another one for for the lovers right here. A buffet, hm
• 1:01:32
  is not gonna like that? Oh no, you can't take no bit of
• 1:01:35
  But then you're not gonna bone for sure, because you're gonna be too full.
• 1:01:38
  He's going to be It's that hometome of fay pretty much, okay,
• 1:01:43
  but it depends like, yeah, that's true. A buffet is not idealistic
• 1:01:45
  unless like you're unless you're both fat ass, then then go ahead and wink
• 1:01:51
  away, like for real, what bro? Like, go ahead? Ain't
• 1:01:57
  no shame you know what I'm saying away. I'm never heard anyone's say go
• 1:02:00
  ahead, And that's almost like Xavier, I was very very rude, but
• 1:02:05
  I get my p I g on two. Bro. See now you got
• 1:02:08
  me thinking this is winking away, winking away, winking away, eating like
• 1:02:16
  all right, number number number number eleven, red lobster. I'm never taking
• 1:02:27
  a bitchy red lobster. But you can't take her to Korea's market, though.
• 1:02:31
  You could take her to if they meant if they mean, if they
• 1:02:35
  likes to eat it, if they're all about that ship and you're like,
• 1:02:37
  bitch, let me put you on some ship. I mean, especially if
• 1:02:43
  you show up like like you know and like you know, like like like
• 1:02:46
  you you're ray or myself, and then Edgar fucking is like, hey,
• 1:02:49
  what's up? And then you get the treatmates, like hey, meet lot
• 1:02:52
  on the house for both of you. Oh, the chef's gonna he's gonna
• 1:02:53
  work on a surfing turf type of burrito. I was in his knee the
• 1:02:59
  other day. I cannot fucking wait, bro, because I mean, that
• 1:03:02
  place is gonna have the most reviews for us, right every time they have
• 1:03:06
  a new review, we're just kinda fucking just run over there. But shout
• 1:03:08
  out to Chef Edgar. Yeah, shout out to Chef Edgar. What's the
• 1:03:12
  other seafood spot that we like downtown? I keep forgetting the fucking name,
• 1:03:15
  dude. There's Corda's Market and then there's what is the other spot? So
• 1:03:21
  water Grill? Water Grill. We haven't gone there in a while, but
• 1:03:25
  good place to take. Yeah, water Grill is a good place to take.
• 1:03:30
  Remember was tripping were there? Huh? Be real with sitting next to
• 1:03:34
  us were raised like he ate his food, which I was very surprised.
• 1:03:37
  This ate that ship. I know I have to eat, dude, I
• 1:03:43
  don't need when I'm tripping, I can't just my mouth. It started like
• 1:03:46
  fingering the food. I can still remember the taste of that a Yeah,
• 1:03:53
  number ten wing stop, especially not the one on Cranshaw. But this is
• 1:04:00
  for real, this is bural. You don't. You don't go no finger
• 1:04:02
  food, finger foods on the first day your finger bag exactly. Dog,
• 1:04:08
  That's where I was getting to. You don't, and you don't want that
• 1:04:10
  ship in your dick either. You got some little pepper flakes. Now she's
• 1:04:13
  jerking you off your peak. Hole. Now you're at the hospital. She's
• 1:04:16
  on her knees jerking you off, and then your chili gets all chili,
• 1:04:19
  yeah, dude, And and she's getting ranched later anyways, Dog, don't
• 1:04:23
  give her no taste some pre ramch you later. You wait off on the
• 1:04:26
  white sauce, all right. Number nine Buffalo Wow Wings and same thing.
• 1:04:32
  Actually, well, I actually what is it? That wasn't a bad place
• 1:04:35
  to meet somebody for me? Number eight any fast food chain? I agree?
• 1:04:42
  I agree? Yeah, like unless it's like Sonic and like you're this
• 1:04:46
  Personic is more like a third fourth day type of ship. Yeah, or
• 1:04:49
  like a day type of date. It's just like he lunch date, Yeah,
• 1:04:54
  lunch dates. So you guys approve of lunch dates but not breakfast days.
• 1:04:57
  But the fuck for first dates breakfast dates? I just the choices here,
• 1:05:01
  were not all the choices? Yeah? Number seven your house, Xavier,
• 1:05:06
  Hell yeah, dog got a badass bacher pad. You're bawling and you
• 1:05:12
  got the whole setup. Does your toilet work right now? Everything works in
• 1:05:15
  my house? You retarded. I'm not. I didn't say it didn't work,
• 1:05:17
  but it just has like very poor obviously, you see how fast that
• 1:05:20
  fool is. You can imagine the ship he takes. No, dude,
• 1:05:24
  I wants to blame my I have four people that have confirmed like something's wrong
• 1:05:28
  with his like they just like they just like to agree with you. Jason
• 1:05:31
  Rousse is not a small person, and I mean it's not it's not a
• 1:05:35
  big person. He was all though. Yeah, but next one six don't
• 1:05:42
  make no sense right here? The movies. Why would you not take a
• 1:05:45
  picture of the movies. That's classic, dude, another classic American establishment that
• 1:05:50
  deserves some fun. You're thirty years old. You don't take a bitch to
• 1:05:54
  the movie you ever heard of? Check tell you man, I want to
• 1:05:57
  see this movie. And then ding ding ding ding ding movie night, Dave
• 1:06:00
  Ny, let's do it dinner in the movie. You want to entertain her.
• 1:06:04
  You want to talk to her. Somebody said her during the day dinner,
• 1:06:10
  Yeah, the pre dinner. Somebody said, there's food at the house,
• 1:06:13
  especially if she's a stoner. Have a conversation while smoking the joint.
• 1:06:18
  Yeah, we'll talk about Matt Robinson. That's question. Movie suck. Next
• 1:06:23
  one Olive Garden. It's all Olive Garden, really bad. I don't know.
• 1:06:30
  I haven't been there, and I haven't been there in forever either.
• 1:06:31
  That never really was my spot. It's a chain restaurant. Yeah, Number
• 1:06:35
  four, I can see that. Number three. Number three Chilies, I
• 1:06:45
  mean Chili Chilis is kind of magic. Some food takes chili to Chili's on
• 1:06:50
  the first day. I think she'll get mad. Can I get the Chili
• 1:06:56
  special? I think she'll get mad for I don't know, chili. Would
• 1:07:00
  you get mad? I don't think she would agree with something like that,
• 1:07:03
  like, really, we're gonna go here? I don't know. I feel
• 1:07:06
  like unless she likes it, well, she likes to drink, so she'd
• 1:07:09
  probably be like, sounds like a good plan. I never mind. Number
• 1:07:14
  number two, which is pretty much Chili's, Applebee's I like, and the
• 1:07:21
  number one spot where bitches don't want to be taken to dates. According to
• 1:07:26
  this TikTok list, the cheesecake factory really I don't. I don't see what's
• 1:07:30
  wrong with the cheese came, they got some fire ass dessert. The whole
• 1:07:34
  menu, the whole menus fire and the whole menu. You can't their drink
• 1:07:39
  menu is really good too. You can't have a menu that fucking big and
• 1:07:43
  not tell me that some ship in the fire they have the menu is just
• 1:07:45
  so big that you have you have that. What I mean is you go
• 1:07:48
  there. That's the thing. It's too overwhelming. I do agree with overwhelmingness.
• 1:07:53
  But the reason I go to passes like that, the reason I go
• 1:07:55
  to places like Chuicecake Factory and BJ's is that the menu is so big it
• 1:07:59
  could accommodate to win vegan chicken, pasta, sushi. I mean, maybe
• 1:08:03
  don't get sushi, cheese, get back here, but they have it.
• 1:08:06
  But sometimes when you love all that stuff, like like Steph like a like
• 1:08:11
  Steph toone type of dude, be kind of hard to choose something three items,
• 1:08:16
  you know, just the try. Steph tot is the hardest person to
• 1:08:19
  make a choice when it comes to food really, but like like he literally
• 1:08:24
  will read the whole menu. Yeah, like like a fucking book, bro.
• 1:08:30
  Like like a book bro, Like you don't want to miss the good
• 1:08:32
  ship. Like if you go to a Thai restaurant, expect to like,
• 1:08:35
  you know, read the whole I'm talking about this food reads it like the
• 1:08:41
  title, the description. I've seen it, and I'm just like He's like,
• 1:08:45
  hm, this dish has this and I'm just I'm like that man,
• 1:08:47
  you know how to eat. Shout out to you Steph too. Did he
• 1:08:50
  get the link? He always gets the link. Yeah, he gets the
• 1:08:58
  private link to the patrearcha co. Yeah, and Rock, I hope you're
• 1:09:01
  watching Rock. I sent you the link. It better be playing at the
• 1:09:04
  Higher Path Bro on god Bro, at least the episodes you're on now that
• 1:09:11
  you have the Patreon. How the fuck dare you not play your sets at
• 1:09:15
  LEAs play the old ones. That's what I'm saying. He could just on
• 1:09:16
  YouTube. He can literally just play play play him pushing the buttons like a
• 1:09:21
  live dark I will flex all day. So Bitch is my show. And
• 1:09:26
  thank you for all your fools watching right now. But yesterday, like all
• 1:09:29
  the old episodes, there's still one hundred people there in the chat room.
• 1:09:31
  Yeah strong, yeah, but throw bags. I gotta give it to them.
• 1:09:34
  Yeah, the episode is pretty good. Yeah, I'm there too all
• 1:09:36
  the time. It was the rev episode was there yesterday? I was.
• 1:09:40
  I missed that one. I wanted to. If I would know, I
• 1:09:41
  would have been in there talking shit too. It's funny watching them talking ship
• 1:09:45
  back to Hey. We gotta make dj Boz like a moderator. We need
• 1:09:51
  his email. Is that what it is? Okay, well I'm gonna have
• 1:09:57
  Race set you up, bro, yes please. Hey somebody said that we
• 1:10:00
  should know. We don't smoke the same date night. We don't exavier for
• 1:10:05
  everybody. Exa never presents Uh he has not presented his women women. What
• 1:10:13
  he didn't get fucking this presentation? Is this first date? Like like we
• 1:10:16
  just like I've met, like everybody else has met, all the other the
• 1:10:21
  all the other bitches he's been with, but like this one, this one
• 1:10:25
  right here, I don't know, like is she missing a leg or something?
• 1:10:29
  Like what's the deal? Dog? I don't even know what you're talking
• 1:10:31
  about. She have a deep voice and she's like, just what are you
• 1:10:38
  talking about? We haven't been anywhere? She like like just a deep a
• 1:10:45
  voice. Have exavier speed date. I would, I would? I I
• 1:10:50
  think I would have been down to I'm down to go on to speed that
• 1:10:54
  speeding ship. Yeah, like what a couple of chicks just send him right
• 1:10:57
  here. It's not like a legit one. No, I'm talking like really
• 1:11:01
  do it, like in the four year old virgin type of style. We
• 1:11:04
  can do that too. Yeah, they still have that places on that ship.
• 1:11:11
  Yeah, that's great, you now have thirty seconds. I'll host it.
• 1:11:15
  Those bitches are slutty. I guarantee you you were speed dating. That
• 1:11:19
  means you're desperate and you've gave out the pussy a lot already because you just
• 1:11:24
  at that point you're like, maybe I just want to try something different from
• 1:11:28
  approach to China. China up, Johina went their Tito. Yeah that wasn't
• 1:11:33
  China. Who was going with Titto is where she moved from a small town.
• 1:11:39
  So nice. It was a nice, nice titty. That was a
• 1:11:41
  nice titty. That was a very nice titty. Those movies were such a
• 1:11:45
  low, low, low budget production, and those movies made up so much
• 1:11:48
  money even in the after after they were budget budgeted just enough to like make
• 1:11:55
  it. They used the old Circuit City. Yeah, yeah, it was
• 1:12:00
  bro I think it was out of my deck. It was out of business
• 1:12:02
  at that point and they just rented it out to film it. Like that
• 1:12:06
  ship is literally the like I love when movies like that make it. And
• 1:12:11
  now you're never gonna see Steve Carell really actually want to work the way he
• 1:12:15
  wanted to work in that role. It's because you outgrow it, you know,
• 1:12:18
  sometimes you feel like you can do just more than that. He's a
• 1:12:23
  type of actor who has done exactly that. Who are actors that you think
• 1:12:28
  are dicks? Robert de Niro he think he's a dick or you heard he's
• 1:12:32
  a dick. I think publicly he is, because I mean he's Robert de
• 1:12:35
  Niro. I'm pretty sure's people just come up to him and just say some
• 1:12:39
  stupid shit to him, and eventually I'm like, man, fuck these people.
• 1:12:43
  I don't I don't see as Robert de Niro being the kind of guy
• 1:12:45
  you just run into anywhere, like you like you have to be like on
• 1:12:48
  Maulin hun Drive in the Mountains or some shit. I think he lives in
• 1:12:51
  New York. Yeah, Like how often do you run it? Like?
• 1:12:56
  Who else? Who do you think is a dick or that you don't have
• 1:12:59
  to know them? But Robbins, I don't really. I don't, Like
• 1:13:04
  I said, like when you guys tell me about movies, I don't really
• 1:13:06
  know actors like that. Like so like if you see George pres had gone
• 1:13:12
  thros can you approach them? They what's up? Homie? Yeah, wunna
• 1:13:15
  be a dick? You can approach him like Thompson Girl is a dick.
• 1:13:19
  Bill Burr is a dick. Dude. Did you see that video? Did
• 1:13:23
  you see that video by Patrick c C about Bill Burr? Oh? Yeah,
• 1:13:29
  what happened to? Hey? That ship is crazy too? Are It's
• 1:13:32
  crazy? You two have been this by that guy in some weird way roasted
• 1:13:36
  right? Who else? Bill Burr? He roasted you guys? It was
• 1:13:42
  me. He roasted that food too. That video about me punching bread?
• 1:13:45
  Oh yeah, I forgot that was that was for us we're talking about He
• 1:13:49
  was talking about you think somebody paid him for what's that ship called telegon cameo?
• 1:13:58
  Yeah, and then they told them that like this guy likes to punch
• 1:14:00
  bread and then he made that video. Ye, that was definitely could have
• 1:14:02
  could have been towards him, you know, it was towards he addresses my
• 1:14:05
  name? Oh ship, Yeah, why don't you repose that on your Instagram?
• 1:14:10
  I did? Yeah, oh Ship? Yeah? So congrass pools.
• 1:14:14
  Oh wow, yeah I didn't know, and I was like, what is
• 1:14:17
  he talking about? I heard that? Like yeah, but I saw this
• 1:14:23
  video that's like that was a dick, Like like like there's a couple of
• 1:14:28
  interviews where this food just like he becomes hella defensive and he just starts he
• 1:14:32
  breaks that person down, like he's just like, man, look at you
• 1:14:35
  with your like just becomes hello, fucking yeah, like that ship poor,
• 1:14:41
  he just crushed his dreams, bro. And then I loved it when he
• 1:14:45
  did it to fucking stupid ass Ethan Ethan or whatever his name is. Yeah,
• 1:14:49
  Bill Burr roasted Dealovanne had him on his podcast, right, it's called
• 1:14:55
  This Past Weekend or some shing okay. Devonn was so like he was kind
• 1:14:59
  of nervous, but he was like looking forward to it. And then he
• 1:15:01
  starts asking him fucking questions, like basic questions, and like Bill Bird didn't
• 1:15:05
  really know much about him, but the thing that he saw is he expected
• 1:15:09
  Theovann to be the same natured guy that he is, but the Levonn wanted
• 1:15:13
  to like put his character to the side and just interview him person Yeah,
• 1:15:17
  and then fucking what is it? Bill Bird just started roasting and let him
• 1:15:20
  have it. He was like, yeah, with your fucking fake ass persona
• 1:15:24
  and ship like just yeah, like crushed him. Like at the end,
• 1:15:28
  Theovanna is just looking like just defeated. He did that ship to kill Tony
• 1:15:33
  too, Like he remember, he was like, fucking don't want to be
• 1:15:38
  here. He was like, this is fucking stupid. Nobody could be funny
• 1:15:41
  in a minute. He was like, this is fucking dumb. Like he
• 1:15:44
  like, like he literally was like, you know what's hilarious? He was
• 1:15:47
  funny right there saying all that shit like that ship was fucking crazy. And
• 1:15:54
  he did it to Joe Broy. What did he saying? Oh, the
• 1:15:58
  turkey thing with the mask. Yeah, he was like, we don't want
• 1:16:00
  to go down this way, Joe. You don't want to hear what the
• 1:16:02
  fuck I want to say, because you're gonna come around with this fucking testosterone
• 1:16:06
  ass fucking ship. Like bro, he was like, he just becomes overly
• 1:16:11
  aggressive and and like there's these clips out here like if this was just being
• 1:16:15
  a dick, so for Tom's case, but I know, I love when
• 1:16:20
  uh, when Bill got that Ethan Kidan Ethan what's his name, I don't
• 1:16:25
  know, but I know who you're talking about. But that kid deserves it,
• 1:16:27
  though, Dan, that motherfucker dog, that leftist. Oh yeah,
• 1:16:30
  he said he told me. He was like, you gotta sit here with
• 1:16:32
  your little rascal had and fucking judge other people. Other people fucking formitt it
• 1:16:36
  thinking they're funny, like you tell Joe and like everybody's just laughing and and
• 1:16:40
  just cloud them. Bro. I'm like when he said a little rascal,
• 1:16:43
  Bro, I was dying because he had that hat that you know, so
• 1:16:46
  be real worse with us. I bet you if anybody calls it that hat,
• 1:16:51
  he calls it that or we tell, dude, we tell if he
• 1:16:55
  hears us say it to Doobie, they're both never gonna do hear that.
• 1:16:58
  Had of give like like I'll say it to Dobie though if Dubie comes in
• 1:17:05
  worried out, that's a nice little rascal had, dude, because you know
• 1:17:10
  that's Bro. Then you got you threw in the hat. You gotta add
• 1:17:14
  more to it, be like a little foulful looking ass for you gotta add
• 1:17:23
  more into a dog because it sounded too nice when you said all little rascal,
• 1:17:26
  Like yeah, it's a little rascal, I'd be like looking like a
• 1:17:28
  falfa and show over there looking like the trades about it. Take off.
• 1:17:35
  Bro. That was a great movie though I was as a as a kid.
• 1:17:39
  One of my childhood movies that was a great movie, Little Rascals.
• 1:17:44
  That's like, that's a classic. That's an American, that's an American,
• 1:17:47
  an American classic. America that's not an establishment is a place you are aware,
• 1:17:51
  right, Yeah, you can't just use that anybody know. I was
• 1:17:54
  about to use them, and I was not about it. I know it's
• 1:17:57
  up for you, because I can imagine you was like, yeah, he's
• 1:18:00
  like, this is a great American establishment and he's like using get a TEMPOI
• 1:18:03
  and it's sound smart. And then he's like, what the fuck are you
• 1:18:05
  talking about, dude? You get that shit all the time already. And
• 1:18:09
  you heard about the mcdonllar prices going up, what they dare to charge people
• 1:18:15
  more for poison. I paid for trash. I paid nine dollars for breakfast
• 1:18:18
  this morning from the de Luxeus nine bucks now damn without a coffee. Yeah,
• 1:18:26
  without a coffee, because I was like, hey, does that come
• 1:18:28
  with OJ and he's like no, and I was like what the fuck?
• 1:18:30
  Bro? I was like, but I was really starving because I took a
• 1:18:33
  shol last night. And then I was like, you know, I was
• 1:18:36
  like, fuck it, check this out. Eighteen dollars, Big Mac,
• 1:18:42
  you're lying let's just go to Bart's. Well, Bart's is telling me that,
• 1:18:46
  dude, Bart's always been telling you that this should have been four bucks.
• 1:18:48
  Bart's always be shitting on other things happened, which I love though I'm
• 1:18:53
  not hating on man like you. Like like he'll literally he'll walk over to
• 1:18:56
  another burger stand, Stilly Burger's, be like, all right, guys,
• 1:18:59
  they're selling it for ten dollars, so we're gonna do eight fifty in times
• 1:19:01
  square, in times square a big mac combo thirteen sixty nine. Damn,
• 1:19:10
  that's a lot for a shitty ass burger. So if you work at McDonald's
• 1:19:15
  speak, if you work at McDonald's you need to work one hour to eat.
• 1:19:18
  It's because of the fucking wage inflation, right, Yeah, that's what
• 1:19:21
  they're thinking. That's what That's what you think of then, like a shortage
• 1:19:25
  of process food, I think, or something like that, a shortage of
• 1:19:29
  the stuff that they that they have to I'm so glad I eat. I'm
• 1:19:31
  so glad I can kind of cook, but like I don't know, man,
• 1:19:36
  like that's that's that's that's quite a lot. Actually, I actually learned
• 1:19:40
  how to make fred rice over the weekend. I always rice, and I
• 1:19:45
  tried to do that TikTok shit good came out pretty well. No, it's
• 1:19:48
  because I wanted to. What was my first time doing it, so I
• 1:19:50
  wasn't sure it was gonna be good, but they got fucking want some semin.
• 1:19:56
  I'll bring some, brad. Well, you know what I had that
• 1:19:58
  was good? I had Friday, I spoke with steak chopped in it.
• 1:20:01
  I want to do that, like put chicken or some ship ginger. Forgot
• 1:20:05
  ginger. I'm gonna put some ginger. I love when Calli Bays comes over
• 1:20:11
  here with some food, bro, like Golgie beef through that. Yeah,
• 1:20:14
  like yeah, open McDonald's. That's just crazy because it is pretty expensive.
• 1:20:19
  Bro. When I was in Japan, which I will go back there again
• 1:20:24
  in late February, I remember like I paid for two happy meals. Remember
• 1:20:29
  I paid like fucking eight dollars American but for two and it was like the
• 1:20:35
  quality on it was better. You know. It's cool they give you out
• 1:20:39
  there. They give you like flavor salt for your papitas. So they have
• 1:20:43
  like fucking like garlic or what is it like, I don't know, like
• 1:20:46
  some other fucking season America. Don't do that. Nah, and there's and
• 1:20:50
  their sodas are like like literally like that small. Then like that you get
• 1:20:55
  that's that's it. How about water water free at least? Yeah, water
• 1:20:58
  free. Then this might sound kind of weird. I know you didn't pump
• 1:21:04
  gas, but people pump gas over there, like in Mexico or just solf
• 1:21:08
  pumped too. I didn't see a gas station. What that's crazy. Yeah,
• 1:21:12
  in the city, now that you mentioned it, food, I did
• 1:21:15
  not see a gas station, because I even see it. I mean,
• 1:21:18
  you see a ship, I saw a gas station in New York, I
• 1:21:20
  think, oh, well, honestly not, I didn't see that much gas
• 1:21:26
  stations. That's what I'm gonna look out for next time. No, I
• 1:21:30
  know they do, but I think they're just like in certain spots. It's
• 1:21:34
  not like out here where like hey, we need you guys to buy fucking
• 1:21:38
  gas over here all the time. But you can buy a pizza. You
• 1:21:42
  can buy pizza and pump your guys at the same time. All right,
• 1:21:46
  I'm so old man, are you talking about the pizza? That one?
• 1:21:49
  Look at that ship I did pass that. That's the one I was gonna
• 1:21:53
  say, that's the one that I did see. By the airport. That's
• 1:21:55
  the dream right there. I wish I loved as much as you guys love.
• 1:22:00
  You gotta love something Xavier not just like dude, but like raise over
• 1:22:03
  here. He wants to move for to a whole new country because they sell
• 1:22:06
  peaks set of gas and because they sell peaks, and because I can get
• 1:22:12
  a forty thousand dollars house that's two floors, damn like, and I'll be
• 1:22:15
  living in the fucking sounds like a dudele type of thing. Dude, I
• 1:22:19
  mean, I look at this, this page that sells Japan real estate,
• 1:22:23
  bro and like out daydream. I'm like, man, I imagine my life
• 1:22:26
  there. That's gonna be so sick. That's why I will put this.
• 1:22:30
  I'll give me a cork. He eventually, cats will take a while to
• 1:22:32
  get there, but they'll get there. You know. Look at the show
• 1:22:35
  station and Hiroshima, I pulled it up right now. It's gonna pull it
• 1:22:40
  right now that she looks sid look at that two story gas station. Yeah,
• 1:22:44
  but yeah, but you're over here. You're over here, like experiences.
• 1:22:47
  You're over here, like I'm gonna move for it. Like I'm gonna
• 1:22:50
  move for it. It's I don't know how about and it's over, dude,
• 1:22:56
  I just get cools. The only cool thing about Japan is I know
• 1:22:59
  you can drink on the streets. They have they have an inventing machines.
• 1:23:01
  Yeah that see though, that's freedom. That to me is the reason to
• 1:23:05
  move to a country, because that's freedom being able to drink on the streets.
• 1:23:10
  Let me be an American and doing an American thing like moving to another
• 1:23:13
  country just for one little thing or pixa. Yeah, I would just literally
• 1:23:17
  like I would. It sucks because I don't think I could live without weed,
• 1:23:24
  So like that's literally the most crazy deal breaker. Like I would probably
• 1:23:27
  go from Japan to Thailand like crazy, I would go back and forth or
• 1:23:32
  just like have people that find out who smuggles good weed into fucking uh Japan
• 1:23:38
  or some good wax or find I already have people with Thailand, like Homie,
• 1:23:41
  remember Homie g Shak, big fat fo. He's skinny now by the
• 1:23:45
  way, but yeah, but is it a yeah, like he lives in
• 1:23:47
  Thailand. He just said fuck it, I'm coming to live and then food
• 1:23:49
  lives like a king out there. Bro. He made a gang of money
• 1:23:53
  off that fucking crypto and all that shit. He left. Yeah, well
• 1:23:56
  fucking off that crypto and then he fucking left everybody hanging with the fucking NFTs.
• 1:24:01
  That is true. I don't think, I don't. I think he's
• 1:24:03
  notes for real, dog, he's a fucking oh I'm not doing the project,
• 1:24:08
  no more things for the money, guys, I'm in Thailand. Well
• 1:24:12
  I don't know if that was the deal, but all I know is that
• 1:24:15
  he even got fucked everybody those NFTs. But he was like, fucking I'm
• 1:24:18
  done. He sold all his ship and he left. That's crazy. Everybody
• 1:24:21
  got fucked by that ship. Well not everybody, Well yeah, you know,
• 1:24:24
  no, no, no, no, there's no way everybody can get
• 1:24:27
  fucked. There's someone that's fucking think about it, you, there's always someone
• 1:24:30
  for what I was gonna retract to money and Shorty and fallis majority did get
• 1:24:33
  fucked. Yeh, majority got fucked. But they're a little bit of them.
• 1:24:36
  Crazy. You paid so much money for something that's not even it's not
• 1:24:43
  even in the blockchain, not even whatever that means. Whatever means. I'll
• 1:24:46
  pay for a dot t I f F file because at least you know it's
• 1:24:51
  a big file or whatever. But a jpeg. He said logan fall and
• 1:25:00
  Paul fucked all his fans and then, uh, what is it? Holcast
• 1:25:03
  as bobo token? Yea, I was. I was so glad. Yeah,
• 1:25:13
  it was really a lot of people hopped on this ship. I almost
• 1:25:15
  hopped on it me too. I was close. But I'm just like,
• 1:25:19
  this can't work, Like we can't be like as a society. That fucking
• 1:25:27
  it's hard to be like all in we proved it that we were. I
• 1:25:30
  saw that movie about GameStop. Yeah, I saw that movie. That ship
• 1:25:35
  was pretty good. I hate that Pete Davison is in it, but it
• 1:25:40
  is what it is. But yeah, it was a great movie, and
• 1:25:43
  I find that very fucking Yeah, like I took a finance Academy. You
• 1:25:48
  son of a bitch? Who taught you? Mister Barlow? I wish I
• 1:25:55
  still knew that white boy. What's see up to? I don't know if
• 1:25:59
  who Honestly, I'm gonna look him up on Facebook, dog, and I'm
• 1:26:01
  gonna see if I can interview him on my shoulder. Yeah, like I
• 1:26:06
  would pay him. I'll be like, and I know he's gonna be like,
• 1:26:09
  I don't need your money because he always wants that fool. He's like
• 1:26:13
  he had foolish fool had money. Dog like this will literally will tell the
• 1:26:16
  principle like fuck you lesbian like like like like like literally like I don't know,
• 1:26:21
  Oh I never heard that, bro, Like like literally, it's just
• 1:26:25
  like not care because he's like like just he had been fired from so many
• 1:26:29
  schools just were like he's not one of those fools because he made hell of
• 1:26:30
  money on stocks, right, But he's like, I made money because I
• 1:26:34
  do know this, and I need to teach these kids like that there's ways
• 1:26:36
  to make money. He was just straight out blunt bro like, like he
• 1:26:40
  was so blunt. He was like when you're like, he's straight out.
• 1:26:44
  There's something that until this day sticks to me. He's like, you're gonna
• 1:26:45
  be thirty something wishing that you had a friend telling you this at that age.
• 1:26:49
  Everything that I'm telling you now, if you're smart, you write it
• 1:26:51
  down. And then I was just like and he's right. And when I'm
• 1:26:56
  thirty something now, bro, like I look at it him like, man,
• 1:26:58
  I wish I had somebody whould give me solid financial advice that he was
• 1:27:00
  giving us because he was given he was telling the ship. He's like,
• 1:27:03
  look man, he was gotta fix your credit. It's how you gotta do
• 1:27:06
  it. Like he was telling us ship like that was important. He was
• 1:27:09
  like, you know, he's like you need somewhere to live, right,
• 1:27:11
  He's like you like he's taught us some real ship. Bro. I honestly
• 1:27:15
  like to this day, bro, like I wish I still knew what happened
• 1:27:18
  to mister Barlow. Yeah he's still yeah, straight up, I hope he
• 1:27:24
  really is still around because you never know, man, Pete life is if
• 1:27:29
  you brought him into the park. You know my mask Chris because he knows
• 1:27:30
  him pretty well too. Yeah, get him on the podcast. You don't
• 1:27:36
  borrow the same, Yeah, Exaber, I feel like you don't have like
• 1:27:41
  you never had so much like people that were in for atrol like that to
• 1:27:44
  your life. You talking about like a teacher, like it's somebody that made
• 1:27:47
  a difference in your life. I'm great, my dad, best teacher in
• 1:27:51
  the world. Yeah, but I'm talking Sam Triple George. I'm talking about
• 1:27:57
  like yeah, but you just you just look up to these foods. Yeah,
• 1:28:01
  when am I supposed to not look up to them? I mean,
• 1:28:03
  like somebody that was like did their job, like you never had like somebody
• 1:28:06
  give me some solid advice. You're like, damn, that was my dad.
• 1:28:10
  But that does his job. That does a great job. He's never
• 1:28:15
  a job or great career, career or job. I would say both jobs.
• 1:28:20
  Yeah, That's why I said. His job is working construction, but
• 1:28:24
  his career is branch so that's his thing. And I mean, man,
• 1:28:29
  yeah, legal, So I don't know, but have you looked ato that
• 1:28:32
  thing? What it says if you have an LC registered, you can like
• 1:28:35
  take out a car under your LC. I've not heard of that, but
• 1:28:41
  that makes sense. Yeah, Like it's crazy and like you get car like
• 1:28:44
  yeah, you can just walk into any car dealership and get like a nice
• 1:28:46
  ass car bro and just like just take it out, like hey, this
• 1:28:50
  is a company car and it's crazy. I was looking into that and I'm
• 1:28:55
  just like what I was like, that's like having just perfect credit because I
• 1:29:00
  haven't established the LC, and it's did you know that you can just take
• 1:29:04
  out a car under your L s Like I suppose yeah, all that ship.
• 1:29:09
  Well, I mean you have to have papers, man, you don't.
• 1:29:13
  Lo's a business. Anyone can even have a business and not have papers.
• 1:29:16
  I don't know, Okadi legal. Somebody ll have a business. Yeah,
• 1:29:19
  they can own houses. They do a lot of things. The government
• 1:29:21
  doesn't give a give citizens hey. But that's the thing. The only thing,
• 1:29:26
  the only thing citizenship means is you can leave the country and not leave
• 1:29:29
  the country sucking it dog. As long as you pay taxes, I don't
• 1:29:31
  care. They'll give you a license. Is there any country that you would
• 1:29:33
  leave for? And then it'd be like, fuck it, I'm gonna go
• 1:29:35
  if everything went to ship here Mexico. Actually, I'm really fine alf in
• 1:29:40
  Mexico. We have houses and houses cows. Like I tell her, I'm
• 1:29:43
  like, it's cool here. But then they if they deport me, it's
• 1:29:45
  not like you're dropping me off in the middle of nowhere and I'm going to
• 1:29:48
  land in Haiti. Take me to Haiti. I cry today. I'll tell
• 1:29:54
  someone's dick to come back, Okay, to the top, I'll go to
• 1:29:58
  you want you go to Haiti? Just get deported there, Like I would
• 1:30:00
  just get killed because I would just fight. I would fight somebody off and
• 1:30:04
  then it's stabbed me and just beat to death or something. I found that
• 1:30:08
  I found the top six benefits of US citizenship. Protection from deportations, I
• 1:30:14
  told you citizenship for your children, family reunification m hmm, eligibility for government
• 1:30:25
  jobs, reread them to travel and travel vote pretty much, can't vote.
• 1:30:32
  I can travel in the States, which is cool. Me. I'm not
• 1:30:35
  no world tour you just yet. I'll get mad when that happens. Yeah,
• 1:30:41
  and how crushing would that be. I've heard that ship. I've heard
• 1:30:45
  some talking like whatever, that's what I was gonna say, Like I'm talking
• 1:30:46
  about going to Australia with that Bravo and my little heart goes like this,
• 1:30:51
  like little pieces, it's my little heart right here. I'm on the phone
• 1:30:55
  and there you know, happy I would be if I if you went to
• 1:30:58
  Australia, I'd be happy for you. I'd be like, wow, damn,
• 1:31:00
  this is gonna be so good for him. Remember that video I sent
• 1:31:02
  you, the Plaine trip to Australia. Yeah, I fuck that plain trip.
• 1:31:05
  But that's just crazy. Yeah, But like I would, I would,
• 1:31:09
  you know what I'm saying. But like that you don't feel like what
• 1:31:11
  do you do? Like you know, like, what are you gonna do?
• 1:31:14
  Nothing? Say that that sucks and be happy with what I got,
• 1:31:17
  which is fucking great. I can't go to Australia. Oh it's fucking fine.
• 1:31:21
  I wasn't really that. I was just more like, all that sucks.
• 1:31:24
  What about a tour? Like? What about a tour? Like,
• 1:31:28
  dude, I just can't dude, you understand. Like I've been I've been
• 1:31:31
  in this situation for a while, so it's not like it's been processed through
• 1:31:34
  my head already. So it's like, uh okay, Like like if I
• 1:31:40
  like, if my grandma dies, like you know, it's gonna suck.
• 1:31:43
  But that's not like you're just telling me like, oh, you can't go.
• 1:31:45
  I've known that if my grandma dies, I can't go see her,
• 1:31:46
  and I know everyone else is gonna go yeah like a pevo. But it
• 1:31:51
  is what it is. But I already know it's already in my brain.
• 1:31:54
  It's already comprehended. I mean, it's gonna suck. I'm still gonna cry.
• 1:31:57
  I'm like, damn, it is Pedro fucking yelling down there. I'm
• 1:31:59
  like Jesus Christ, I'm I could hear you through the fucking headphones. But
• 1:32:03
  like there's an office area, you know, just like it just kept going
• 1:32:08
  up higher. I thought this fool was in the headphone. Yeah, man,
• 1:32:11
  but I mean I would, I would, I would probably, I
• 1:32:14
  don't know. Man, Just get some random chick pregnant. Dude, dude,
• 1:32:18
  I don't see that's I don't I don't know, dude. I would
• 1:32:21
  if you ask me, get a chick pregnant and have baby mama drama and
• 1:32:25
  all that ship or have papers. That's just you know, it's crazy.
• 1:32:29
  I'm looking at the citizenship ship. It's according to US State Department, if
• 1:32:32
  your child is born outside the United States, all you need to do is
• 1:32:35
  report the birth certificate. The US Embassy are constantly they could have done that.
• 1:32:41
  Ship to you do your parents need to be an American to do that.
• 1:32:45
  Ah, there's all these yeah, dude, yeah, they're not fucking
• 1:32:48
  around. You gotta be an American to be an American citizen. That's what
• 1:32:50
  I would expect from my Yeah, like he zone, like he zone he
• 1:32:55
  can become Solvadorian because his parents are Selvadorian dual. It's crazy. It's crazy.
• 1:33:00
  How like it's like it's so easy. How you can get that,
• 1:33:03
  bro? You just go to the salvador In Embassy or something like that.
• 1:33:06
  And then yeah, and then like you start their process and your your family
• 1:33:10
  shows like their paperwork and then like you'll get it. I was. I
• 1:33:13
  was thinking about it, bro, because I kind of do want to go
• 1:33:15
  back. And the only reason I mean, or actually go there, and
• 1:33:17
  the only reason I want to actually look at it. I'm like, oh,
• 1:33:20
  this will actually be really cool is because like, well, that president
• 1:33:24
  is doing his job over there and he's cleaning up that country. I'm like,
• 1:33:27
  I'll go stay in a nice area. You know, I heard it's
• 1:33:30
  cheap it is, and then I'm like, man, to see where it's
• 1:33:33
  cheaper than Mexico. Yeah, to see where we are, where we actually
• 1:33:36
  come from, that'd be a trip. I would like to go see those
• 1:33:41
  Do we have pyramids? I believe we do. Yeah, we do.
• 1:33:45
  I've seen them on pictures and shit. Yeah, like go see something like
• 1:33:47
  that. There's like bocanoes that are nonactive. They can like you know,
• 1:33:54
  track up and all that. Okay, somebody said you better become uh,
• 1:33:58
  you better get papers before Trump wins, because then it's over the dude.
• 1:34:01
  Trust me. I'm a dreamer and I have trust me. I'm not like
• 1:34:04
  illegal, It's not like I'm a fucking Trump decides. Hey, you know
• 1:34:08
  what, I'm got the dream act. That's that that that was startup?
• 1:34:13
  How's that fucked up? You want to know why that's fucked up? And
• 1:34:15
  the logistic ways it's And it's gonna sound crazy what I'm about to say,
• 1:34:19
  but it's kind of like what the Nazis did. They literally asked all these
• 1:34:24
  kids for their name, their address, and everything, promising them one day's
• 1:34:30
  citizenship, and then you don't give it to them, and now you're going
• 1:34:33
  to deport them. And not only now you got to find it. We
• 1:34:35
  gave you them our address and our name, so now you know where we
• 1:34:40
  live, so now you can pick us up. That's really really fucked up.
• 1:34:44
  Fun you promised that something before it has and that's what I mean,
• 1:34:47
  And they could happen and it's but it's just the logic of it. It's
• 1:34:51
  just the mentality of you what you did to these kids because they were kids,
• 1:34:55
  they're dreamers. You're not doing these to adults. You did this to
• 1:34:57
  kids that were seventeen. I became a dreamer when I was seventeen. He's
• 1:35:00
  the keys. But yeah, why the president, Well you're not American,
• 1:35:04
  but would he still be your president? I wish the president came out of
• 1:35:09
  he's gonna be the president no matter what. If he becomes the president,
• 1:35:13
  mind yours, no, but like actively a president, you know what I'm
• 1:35:16
  saying. Yeah, I mean it's going to be cool if the president came
• 1:35:18
  out to kog tunds to me, like if I'm a lobbyist, come on,
• 1:35:21
  dude, if the president came out to Hulkogan the Hull Cogan song,
• 1:35:27
  yeah, I'll be pretty epic. I feel like if Trump wins, he
• 1:35:29
  could he could do that. Yeah, if he has like if he has
• 1:35:32
  a don't mind paying the fee for that. If he has Hull Cogan,
• 1:35:35
  just just go to Biden's camp and just go like this, It's gonna be
• 1:35:39
  a crazy It's going to be a crazy year next year. Defin he said
• 1:35:42
  Obama promised you, not that tru that Obama promised you that not Trump.
• 1:35:46
  I do agree with that. It's just the logic is fucked up and the
• 1:35:49
  I mean, it doesn't matter and they got rid of a lot of shit
• 1:35:53
  that Obama did before he probably Obama didn't do anything. First of all,
• 1:35:55
  I'll how you know that it doesn't matter what color, well doesn't matter what
• 1:35:59
  color they are in the office day, ain't there for you black. Remember
• 1:36:03
  change, change changed. We didn't change shit, but then you know what
• 1:36:09
  he changed. The only change that happened was his wife becoming a man.
• 1:36:15
  That's the only change that happened between Obama was Missus Obama becoming Missus Obama when
• 1:36:21
  she was Michael Obama. That's the only change that happened. They've changed from
• 1:36:26
  a vagina to a dick. Exact. You got to pick up a book,
• 1:36:29
  bro, that sent was just butchered, like like I mean, dude,
• 1:36:31
  like mi fuck, I'm too fucking joints and we smoked weed all day
• 1:36:35
  stop dude, Like it's not even that, bro, Like I'm gonna have
• 1:36:40
  I'm gonna probably some doctors who's classics, bro, just to get you to
• 1:36:43
  give you when I read I've read, uh what's it I mean? Because
• 1:36:45
  like, dude, I just I'm not I'm just starting to concern. Did
• 1:36:48
  you get brain damage for soccer? Like like, because there's something that's not
• 1:36:54
  a lexic you have that Brendan Shop fucking lexic. Now Brendan Shop has poutassos
• 1:37:00
  fucking disease where like he's fucking fucked up and like those potazzos. But like
• 1:37:03
  you talk like you have the disease. Bro Like, all right, I
• 1:37:06
  got the top fifty thing accomplishments that Obama did. I'm gonna do the first
• 1:37:11
  ten. Number one past health care reform, not true. Number two rescue.
• 1:37:16
  You can't just say not true. Obamacare isn't even around anymore. Well
• 1:37:21
  this is dated, you know what I'm saying. See okay. Number two
• 1:37:26
  rescued the economy, remember that bailout. Remember number three past Wall Street reform.
• 1:37:32
  Hey we need that. Number four negotiated a deal to block a nuclear
• 1:37:39
  Iran could have been dead x. Number five secured you as commitment to a
• 1:37:45
  global agreement on climate change. That's pretty fucking important globally. Not even this
• 1:37:50
  is that's all fake global warmings, all right whatever. Number six eliminated Osama
• 1:37:56
  bin laden that right there, dog, Yeah, that right there. Come
• 1:37:59
  on, you didn't do ship number seven and the US combat missions in Iraq
• 1:38:05
  and Afghanistan. Number A turned around the US auto industry. He really did.
• 1:38:12
  Number nine repeal, don't ask, don't tell, woo woo. Number
• 1:38:15
  ten and that's all I'm gonna go thelitary. Number ten support a federal recognition
• 1:38:20
  of same sex marriage. And yeah, did you you forgot drop more bombs
• 1:38:30
  than any president in the world and got the Nobel Peace Price, you know,
• 1:38:34
  real peaceful dropping the most bombs ever. We ran out of bombs during
• 1:38:39
  did it peacefully? Dropped bombs on them? Drop bombs? Remember change change
• 1:38:45
  that changed with your wife. Somebody said welfare for corporations, but not as
• 1:38:54
  Yeah, bro, they gotta keep you on check. Bro. It just
• 1:38:58
  fucked up. Though Obama was the first gay president. The see that's positive,
• 1:39:04
  That is positive. Why isn't that number one? That's a peace price.
• 1:39:08
  That's that's worth the Nobel Priest Prize, you know, making same sex
• 1:39:12
  marriage Nobel Cock Price a good thing. Obama was Nobel car Price gay president.
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  up. If Obama didn't deport a lot of people, you well, those
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  people should have, like did the application for the Dreamers Act? Dreamers Act
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  only for kids? He was deporting dads. Dad's working out there fucking cutting
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  grass. All of a sudden they see them, all of a sudden Airman
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  guy and they just start running digg have you ever s I've never those videos
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  for that. She was sad. They used to go to the Swami Yeah
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  Dog, and the push ship was fucking crazy and the people wouldn't leave the
• 1:40:04
  Swami. They just kept going circling the Swammy because the Megia was outside and
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  they just kept going and going. I remember that ship Dog. There's a
• 1:40:13
  lot of pie at the Swami Dog. I see a lot of them at
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  the Swami Dog, and I know I know who they are food because like
• 1:40:19
  food. They're just like they're buying like what they think is like cool clothes
• 1:40:23
  and shit. Try just trying to like be like blending and ship but like
• 1:40:26
  speaking nothing but Spanish, you know, They're they're talking about like you know,
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  like like home and ship. And I'm just like you could hear them
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  and this is like the home food they go get they had the Swammy,
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  they go get the soda from the lady. They kick it there and drink.
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  I know who the pices are at the Golden West Swami Dog. Dude.
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  During the Obama administration on my back, during the Bush administration, like
• 1:40:49
  the early two thousands, bro, they were there was this place called the
• 1:40:54
  Toto. Have you have you heard of Toto where they saw like chips and
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  Mexican food. It's a little franchise that's over there in Orange County called it
• 1:41:00
  Toto. Let me yeah, I kind of like let me chokana, bro,
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  And that's where the pisas go there. But that's where they go.
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  We're like like to pick up workers, kind of like a home deeper type
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  of spot, go there and uhs or whatever where the people go and get
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  picked up for a fucking to go and then what did you call him?
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  I think that's what they're called. Yeah, and the fucking uh if you
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  got weed all over this man, m hmm, but go ahead. Oh
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  yeah, I did use it for my bed and uh and the fucking uh.
• 1:41:30
  They would stand outside that place just waiting for the piss to get picked
• 1:41:34
  up. Bro. It was so sad because my dad would be like,
• 1:41:35
  dude, yeah, I don't why was your dad there? Huh workers?
• 1:41:42
  No, No, no, it was it was you know, it was.
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  It was the place where the piess hung out. You know how every
• 1:41:46
  city has this fucking Mexican No, But like, why was your dad there?
• 1:41:48
  Like, I wasn't there? Just here and I was like, yeah,
• 1:41:53
  he's like, bro, he was older by Toto, So I tell
• 1:41:56
  you don't go over by Toto. Yeah, like it was known for like
• 1:41:59
  that place is just where like the Bisles hang out and every once in a
• 1:42:01
  while during like the Bush administration. But it was close to Mesa Dog we
• 1:42:06
  lived in. Go to Mesa super White. The schools will come up,
• 1:42:10
  pick up, they say, I want to put Damn what do you think
• 1:42:14
  those foes are doing now? The people that got deported TJ. You get
• 1:42:18
  stuck in TJ unless you want to cross back and a lot of people got
• 1:42:21
  imagine getting deported to cross back. What's worse TJ or skid row? Damn
• 1:42:28
  skid row TJ? Why and just hang overall. I don't know if your
• 1:42:33
  crackhead. Obviously skid road is way better. You want to crack and you
• 1:42:36
  get to do the crack in America talking like logistics American dream. Yeah,
• 1:42:41
  America is always better. You get free food. America is always better than
• 1:42:45
  when people can play in America. I'm like, bro, it's still better
• 1:42:47
  here. Ship on the president not shot on America? And uh was it
• 1:42:57
  gonna tell you though? They was just oh but yeah, you gotta really
• 1:43:02
  think about how sad it is. Like, Yo, we talk about deportation,
• 1:43:04
  like, oh, they deport Like she like, oh, who's funny?
• 1:43:08
  Not funny, but like, oh that sucks, but it is what
• 1:43:10
  it is. But imagine funny. No, but imagine someone getting deported with
• 1:43:14
  kids, dogs, like three or four kids. It sucks. God sucks.
• 1:43:18
  Yeah to me, like we all like I know, the chat's like
• 1:43:20
  oh, like no, dude, I'm talking about imagining the port with equals.
• 1:43:24
  They go to school, your wife didn't get deported. The choices you
• 1:43:28
  have to go back? Do they come with you? Do you cross the
• 1:43:30
  border? Man? Coota seven grand? Hopefully I crossed. The kids still
• 1:43:33
  got to go to school. I gotta get yeah, dog, hopefully I'm
• 1:43:38
  not a mule dog. It's like for me, like like I said,
• 1:43:40
  I'm lucky that I can just it happens. I probably still I'm like,
• 1:43:43
  man, fuck these shiit started, go fund me, start my own podcast
• 1:43:46
  zooming. Every once in a while starts talking Spanish. Yeah a fucking high,
• 1:43:51
  get boost in high and hungry yellow memos. Fuck you dog, I'll
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  cross old dog, I'll start high hungry show. But you want you want
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  to think on me. I mean producer Ray is raying to hire a few
• 1:44:09
  people from Toros. But yeah, no, that I is fucked up,
• 1:44:15
  like like real people that get like deported, like like you got to think
• 1:44:17
  about it, Like you guys already know Felipe's brother. Yeah, bro,
• 1:44:20
  Felipe's brother is deported. He has a brother that wood got deported and now
• 1:44:27
  he works at a telemarketing center and uh in TJ food And you're so right
• 1:44:33
  and one hundred percent believe that because that's the job that you go get telemarket
• 1:44:39
  job, you know English and Spanish, go be a telemarker, go to
• 1:44:41
  work at restaurants. It's pretty usually it's pretty common where people were I'd go
• 1:44:46
  teach English. Worst case scenario, damn, Like I wouldn't be so bad.
• 1:44:51
  They wouldn't see food. That that's one thing that also Sweden is a
• 1:44:55
  deal in Japan food Like for me that I'm like, what would I do,
• 1:44:58
  Like if I want to retire and it's say I don't get a house
• 1:45:00
  out here, I just keep saving money and I'm just like and then I'm
• 1:45:05
  like, you know what, let me get dooal citizenship and I go over
• 1:45:08
  there, Well, how would I make it who Spanish and English teachers?
• 1:45:14
  Dog did with that English communication degree. Come on to Salvador man, you're
• 1:45:21
  worldwide. I'd be plugged. Dog first poop in Osaka, dog right there,
• 1:45:30
  dog. I bring the concept of street vendors to them. I love
• 1:45:35
  you, I love your idea. I love your poopool idea. But instead
• 1:45:40
  of just be like keem chi don't have ingredients h yeah, hell yeah,
• 1:45:45
  they have the best ingredients for like okay that it would be kind of hard
• 1:45:48
  to source the cheese and everything would be hard to get to get that consistency.
• 1:45:54
  Yeah, I guess I have to like get that imported. But the
• 1:45:57
  one they have what they what they do have the makings for out there that
• 1:46:00
  I would fucking love is sevicha. I would. If I tell Chef Edgar,
• 1:46:03
  I'm like a fool. Look I got a spot. I'm dual citizenship.
• 1:46:08
  I was about to say, like, let's let's like, let's run
• 1:46:10
  it six months. Take your family out there. I'll go out there,
• 1:46:12
  take my family out there working. They got the best fish, They got
• 1:46:16
  the best sushi. That means they got the best fish, which that means
• 1:46:18
  you can make the best of eacha. Yeah, Well when I went into
• 1:46:23
  the fucking into into the market and I went downstairs where the freezer was at
• 1:46:27
  and I seen all these foot bolls. I was like, man, I
• 1:46:29
  wish I like pood pool. I'll be happy as fuck eating this ship.
• 1:46:32
  Try it like it's true true, don't get rid of that. I can't.
• 1:46:39
  My step mom, well, I went over to my dad's house and
• 1:46:42
  they were cooking and on the you know, on the fucking frying pan and
• 1:46:45
  ship, it didn't come out really chewy, like I don't know how they
• 1:46:50
  made it, but they made it so good. We're like, it doesn't
• 1:46:55
  have that choue you know what. I like though, those soft shell crabs.
• 1:46:58
  It's his mom too. It's just because they have that crunch. They
• 1:47:00
  just like, yeah, fuck you Bach like, yeah, I'm just not
• 1:47:09
  I feel you. I feel you. But it's just like you know how
• 1:47:11
  I've had my own. That ship is fired. But yeah, that ship
• 1:47:15
  is fucking crazy dog. But if you bring me Japan, they have a
• 1:47:19
  limit on how much percentage. Actually that would be pretty good for for that
• 1:47:24
  for them, because they their their cap at beer percentage. I think it
• 1:47:27
  just went up to like six, so they went from four or five to
• 1:47:30
  six, so now you can actually get a decent I p a out there.
• 1:47:32
  So he went to like a brew house when we were out there,
• 1:47:35
  and I just know it just like a lot out there would just blow their
• 1:47:42
  mind because their dope, their donnar businesses do great out there, like because
• 1:47:48
  there's a lot of indios out there, like Hindi and uh not cash motherfuckers.
• 1:47:54
  You know, yeah, like those type of foods. There's you know,
• 1:47:59
  I hey, I went to I went. I went to Horror Nights
• 1:48:02
  yesterday on Halloween. Dog was it? That ship was pretty tight? Dog?
• 1:48:06
  I met up. I met over there with Joe Bonnie, he was
• 1:48:10
  there with his lady, and then I ran into my liner. Shout out
• 1:48:13
  to you, chef John Garcia. That food straight up got me some fucking
• 1:48:17
  passes. Dog, that like let me go in the front of the line
• 1:48:20
  of all the mazes, So I was like, I had one. So
• 1:48:24
  I got to do all the mazes and it was pretty cool, Dog,
• 1:48:27
  except the chunky one, because that one, like, of course, all
• 1:48:29
  the fucking pies. I was like, just beat your jookie way and almost
• 1:48:31
  like yeah, fucking one hundred and eighty minutes for that ship. And then
• 1:48:35
  I'm not gonna lie on what the pressure went. I thought you were done
• 1:48:40
  with the Universal when I saw you got kicked out. I didn't get kicked
• 1:48:43
  out. I was just wasn't dude, I thought that was it. I
• 1:48:45
  was like, no, I come to yell review, He's gonna be hot
• 1:48:47
  on Saturday? Were you hot? Was he hot? No? I actually
• 1:48:50
  didn't mention it, oh I was. I mean I knew I was gonna
• 1:48:56
  go back. I have that past, so like I'm gonna go back for
• 1:48:58
  the holidays and all this stuff too, so like it's already looking nice.
• 1:49:01
  But for the most part. You know what I liked about them though,
• 1:49:04
  is that, like the last week, all that Halloween horrorized shit goes up
• 1:49:09
  to ninety percent off. Me and my girl got a T shirt each for
• 1:49:13
  seven dollars. Oh that's pretty cheap for the shirt was like one ninety eight,
• 1:49:18
  and it was it has the little fucking design in the back of There
• 1:49:20
  was so much shit that was like, I bet you this weekend at the
• 1:49:24
  Swami, I'm finnash se it for sure. All this stuff I've finish.
• 1:49:27
  See this is the Swami, Like you go to this horn I stuff be
• 1:49:30
  like, bitch, I know where you got it, Like, yeah,
• 1:49:31
  I was there, but yeah, it was pretty scary. I went on
• 1:49:36
  The Exorcist one. Watch the movie yet, huh watch the movie. No,
• 1:49:41
  I don't watch those kind of movies, like not like anything that deals
• 1:49:43
  with anything. I don't think you would like it. I don't. I
• 1:49:45
  don't like watching anything that deals with paranormal just because I know that, like
• 1:49:48
  I'm in tune with certain things where I'm just like I feel I feel like
• 1:49:51
  I'm opening the pal the portal for like cause I'm I'm I understand how these
• 1:49:57
  things work. So it's very like, oh, you know, somebody we
• 1:50:00
  can we can fuck with, you know, So I don't, you know,
• 1:50:03
  I'm pretty aware of these kinds of things. I do watch horror movies,
• 1:50:06
  and I have been watching a lot of horror movies as of lately,
• 1:50:10
  but it's been the kind of horror movies I didn't want to watch when I
• 1:50:13
  was younger, like Final Destination where I'm just like, you know, this
• 1:50:15
  is so I'm surd you know, like it's just like, yeah, like
• 1:50:17
  something's gonna keep following me, Like I don't that's kind of scary when it
• 1:50:21
  came out. No, it's scary, but no, it's it. Don't
• 1:50:25
  get me wrong, I get it. It's scary, but it's like I'm
• 1:50:27
  also gonna be like, fo come on, death doesn't work like that for
• 1:50:30
  like're like, you know, like everything's gonna keep fucking moving by itself.
• 1:50:33
  Like I'm gonna fucking die like the full that dies by Nitress. It
• 1:50:35
  depends on the curse. That's true. But I saw the Last of Us
• 1:50:42
  one. That show was pretty cool. I went on that one. I
• 1:50:45
  got a stranger things was there was just like a big set monster like like
• 1:50:50
  like we just look like a big heart set, don't they just like fucking
• 1:50:54
  just like with claws and you know what talking about was like this was like
• 1:51:00
  yeah, fuck that show. That show was like that shows the last episode
• 1:51:04
  of the last season. Man, that ship was just dom Man. They
• 1:51:10
  had the Dia delos Martos one. That one was pretty cool because they had
• 1:51:14
  a lot of it was about the Lichusa, so like then you know how
• 1:51:16
  like that's like a Spanish monster. Yeah, yeah, so they have that.
• 1:51:21
  I didn't do the Chucky one. I did the Behind the Mask one,
• 1:51:25
  which was kind of like kind of crazy. I think it's like an
• 1:51:27
  evil dead one and like it was pretty cool man. I'm not gonna lie.
• 1:51:30
  I enjoyed it. I got scared, like I got you know,
• 1:51:32
  I had a few jumps. So they they did their job. They did
• 1:51:35
  their job like you know they I like how they set the things up.
• 1:51:39
  It's it's it is because at the end of the day, Bro, they
• 1:51:43
  have that's Hollywood right there. Bro, the backlots are right there, and
• 1:51:46
  anything they need to make sure that they make that shot happen in the big
• 1:51:50
  the big screen, they can make it happen in real life for those three
• 1:51:54
  seconds. And you're walking by those things, so sometimes you do get into
• 1:51:57
  it. Oh and I did the backlock. They get to walk in the
• 1:52:00
  backlot. I walked by the Baits Motel and I was just I was vaping
• 1:52:02
  in the ship and yeah, and all they had they had these fools.
• 1:52:06
  They looked like bugs, but they all had Tommy teeth. Yeah. Yeah,
• 1:52:11
  I gotta stop like tagging Tommy. Every time I see people with them,
• 1:52:14
  I feel like, yeah, they just scraped all the plaque, years
• 1:52:18
  of plaque off of it. That doesn't mean they fixed. They looked way
• 1:52:20
  better. That makes him look way better. They don't have the yellow.
• 1:52:24
  They look nice. They looked like teeth. I mean to brush taught me
• 1:52:30
  to brush bleach. Damn. Yeah, man, straight up. But yeah,
• 1:52:35
  it was cool. It wasn't that it was packed, but it wasn't
• 1:52:38
  like that pack, if I have to be honest. But hey, uh
• 1:52:42
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• 1:52:45
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• 1:52:49
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