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92: Shortbus is our Handle · Movie Meltdown

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  Speaker 1: Greetings. My name is Richard Anderson, and I'm having a
• 0:06
  Speaker 1: very good time here talking about movie Meltdown. It's a
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  Speaker 1: cinematic geeky of emic proportions. Ha ha ha.
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  Speaker 2: Ha ha ha.
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  Speaker 1: That's probably why I like it. Thank you.
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  Speaker 3: The following feature has been rated R by the Motion
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  Speaker 3: Picture Association of America.
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  Speaker 4: It is intended for mature audiences and parental discretion is advised.
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  Speaker 3: Our nuclear reactor pumping out one million kilowatts of power.
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  Speaker 5: Five more cooling in the containment chamber.
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  Speaker 6: To your stations.
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  Speaker 7: What did I say about eating in the car anyway?
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  Speaker 5: That it's not good because it spoils your dinner?
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  Speaker 7: Alright, let's roll.
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  Speaker 2: Literally what's up and welcome to movie meltdown good buddy
• 1:37
  Speaker 2: we're on the road we're doing like the cb edition
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  Speaker 2: we do have a cb in this vehicle.
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  Speaker 8: Here so i can't find any channels to.
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  Speaker 2: Make it work so once again i am brian i
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  Speaker 2: will run down the rest of the crew here uh
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  Speaker 2: this is.
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  Speaker 8: Jay hi misty wake up.
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  Speaker 2: Your name's marlena you're asleep now this is roger It's Joni.
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  Speaker 8: It's way too early in the morning.
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  Speaker 2: It is quite early, and we're coming to you live
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  Speaker 2: via digital recording from 65. I gotta go to the bathroom. Oh, Lord.
• 2:15
  Speaker 2: Once again, the kids are restless back in the backseat.
• 2:18
  Speaker 2: We've already stopped and loaded up on McDonald's. Do you
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  Speaker 2: want to give a plug for your breakfast?
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  Speaker 5: It was delicious.
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  Speaker 9: Sausage egg biscuit with cheese.
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  Speaker 8: Yum.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, Lord.
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  Speaker 2: So, yes, we're headed to Chicago as of right now.
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  Speaker 8: There was Smurfs on that trip.
• 2:36
  Speaker 2: Oh, shit. Are they transporting Smurfs?
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  Speaker 8: Underground Smurfs?
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  Speaker 2: Is it like a blue slavery ring?
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  Speaker 5: It's like Smurf jelly. They smash them with jelly.
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  Speaker 8: Smurf jam.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, shit. Run that truck off the road.
• 2:50
  Speaker 8: I like the Smurfs. Shut up.
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  Speaker 7: Smurfs were awesome.
• 2:54
  Speaker 8: They're Smurftastic.
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  Speaker 5: It tastes very good as jam.
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  Speaker 2: Let's eat them and find out. So, yes, we are
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  Speaker 2: coming to you live from I-65. From the short bus.
• 3:06
  Speaker 2: From the short bus.
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  Speaker 5: It seems long back here. Do what? It seems long
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  Speaker 5: back here. That's what she said.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, Lord.
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  Speaker 2: Retire that.
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  Speaker 10: Never.
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  Speaker 8: I never retired that.
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  Speaker 4: Lord.
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  Speaker 2: So, yes, we're coming to you from the movie meltdown
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  Speaker 2: short bus on the roof.
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  Speaker 8: From the granny van.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, this is a pimped out granny van. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: I was deciding we needed to put a flat screen
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  Speaker 2: on the ceiling, you know, exhibit style. But other than that,
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  Speaker 2: it's got mood lighting.
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  Speaker 8: It's got a fancy VCR and everything.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're entering into the 80s and shit. It's awesome.
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  Speaker 8: Travel back in time and get some VHS.
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  Speaker 2: I brought exterminators, too. What were you saying?
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  Speaker 5: There, see?
• 3:55
  Speaker 2: You can't go wrong.
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  Speaker 8: Shit.
• 3:57
  Speaker 2: Hey, that's a fine movie. I don't care what you say.
• 4:03
  Speaker 2: Blush and Bashful. That's all I gots to say.
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  Speaker 8: Oh, well.
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  Speaker 2: That's the... Yeah, why don't we have an 8-track? I'm
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  Speaker 2: gonna put on the reel-to-reel.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, hell yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Dual cassette. I could, like.
• 4:21
  Speaker 2: Could I dub? Can I dub from one cassette to
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  Speaker 2: the other cassette? Does it have one-touch recording? That's pretty awesome.
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  Speaker 8: There is a record button.
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  Speaker 2: I still think we need to get on the CB
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  Speaker 2: and start talking to some truckers.
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  Speaker 8: I can't find anything on there.
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  Speaker 7: I don't know how to function it.
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  Speaker 2: Turn up the squelch.
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  Speaker 11: Let's start cracking with all the other truckers.
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  Speaker 5: Our trucker name is Highway Spatula.
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  Speaker 8: It's going to be candy cane.
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  Speaker 3: What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 2: Candy cane.
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  Speaker 8: Short bus.
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  Speaker 2: Short bus.
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  Speaker 8: That would be more fitting.
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  Speaker 2: That is our handle.
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  Speaker 8: I did bring my Velcro shoes, so we're all set.
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  Speaker 2: Jay is not wearing his helmet at all. That is
• 5:07
  Speaker 2: the Velcro of Misty's special shoes. Kangaroos, those are awesome, dude.
• 5:13
  Speaker 5: Kangaroos are the shit.
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  Speaker 12: And a little teeny zipper on the side where you
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  Speaker 12: can keep your milk money, which was 15 cents.
• 5:20
  Speaker 8: Back in the day. Or somebody stole it from you.
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  Speaker 1: Well, no.
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  Speaker 5: You can just run real fast.
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  Speaker 2: The one side I had a house key in. It
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  Speaker 2: was pretty fucking handy.
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  Speaker 8: It was awesome. You can't run with that money.
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  Speaker 11: Now kids, they keep their crack rock in there, meth wad,
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  Speaker 11: whatever the hell it is.
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  Speaker 2: Cool.
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  Speaker 5: They're slinging from their kids.
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  Speaker 8: It's a different world now. It's very sad.
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  Speaker 2: As long as you still got your ruse, though, that's
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  Speaker 2: all I get. Building an empire off your ruse.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, right?
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  Speaker 5: They're the two very smuggling range. Let's take this shit
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  Speaker 5: seriously now.
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  Speaker 2: Anything else we need to figure out while we're cruising
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  Speaker 2: along here? Do we have cruise control? Did we figure
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  Speaker 2: that out?
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  Speaker 5: I'm trying to figure out right now.
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  Speaker 8: There we go. Let's see my Selena Gomez notebook that
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  Speaker 8: has all our destinations in it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we have to check the itinerary in the Selena
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  Speaker 2: Gomez notebook.
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  Speaker 13: Selena Gomez.
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  Speaker 12: Look at that little, what's that, a diary for the 12-year-olds?
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  Speaker 2: What is that?
• 6:15
  Speaker 1: Oh, my goodness.
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  Speaker 8: And she's so cute. And it's glittery.
• 6:21
  Speaker 2: Ah, it's better. Everything's better if it's glittery, right?
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  Speaker 8: Oh, and all vampires suck at it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that's true.
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  Speaker 8: I think we're.
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  Speaker 2: Getting a weird interference. We just got radared. I don't know.
• 6:36
  Speaker 2: Maybe this also doubles as a radar detector.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's a ghost detector.
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  Speaker 14: Fucking Egon and shit.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
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  Speaker 2: Alright, we will check back in with you as we
• 6:50
  Speaker 2: get further up the road, I'm sure.
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  Speaker 8: It's like we ended up in a ditch, right?
• 6:59
  Speaker 15: I fell in love again. All things go, all things
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  Speaker 15: go Drove to Chicago All things known, all things known
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  Speaker 15: We sold our clothes to the state I don't mind,
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  Speaker 15: I don't mind I made a lot of mistakes in.
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  Speaker 16: My mind.
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  Speaker 3: Drive away your worries and cares at this drive-in theater
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  Speaker 3: where you will see the finest motion pictures of all
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  Speaker 3: time soon.
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  Speaker 7: To be released.
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  Speaker 3: Drama, comedy, adventure, excitement, something for everyone. Here's a brief
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  Speaker 3: glimpse of some of the truly fine pictures we've scheduled
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  Speaker 3: in the near future.
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  Speaker 16: Eat my dust!
• 8:01
  Speaker 3: Ron Howard steals a super stocker, pops the clutch, and
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  Speaker 3: tells the world to eat my dust.
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  Speaker 2: I got more speeding tickets than anybody else in the county.
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  Speaker 3: Ron Howard, the craziest driver in town, steals the fastest
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  Speaker 3: wheels in.
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  Speaker 1: The state and tears up the entire county. Eat my dust.
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  Speaker 5: Rated PG.
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  Speaker 6: Parental guidance.
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  Speaker 15: You'll never be my fool.
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  Speaker 2: Alright, we are back. And we are, actually, we've jumped
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  Speaker 2: ahead an entire day since last time. So, yeah, it
• 9:01
  Speaker 2: was such a mess audio-wise at the show that we
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  Speaker 2: didn't even bother recording anything there because it's overwhelmingly noisy. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's just, we'll get to that in a minute. So, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: now we're at the hotel the day after. So, we've
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  Speaker 2: been to the show yesterday. Now we're back doing the
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  Speaker 2: rest of the rundown.
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  Speaker 4: So, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Marlena's recovering from her meltdown, I think. Her meltdown? Too
• 9:26
  Speaker 7: many people, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: That's true. The sweaty kids. The odd smells.
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  Speaker 2: So that will be our activities. We've all decided we
• 9:35
  Speaker 2: didn't really do anything other than get prepared for this.
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  Speaker 2: So our geek activities this week are going to be
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  Speaker 2: our communal trip to be. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 17: We did go to the fair.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, shit.
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  Speaker 5: Well, okay.
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  Speaker 2: There you go. So let's do that one then.
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  Speaker 17: Chocolate-covered strawberries.
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  Speaker 2: We did go to the fair last week.
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  Speaker 7: Are those phallic looking?
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  Speaker 17: Yes.
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  Speaker 18: All fair food is phallic looking because they insist on
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  Speaker 18: putting everything on a stick.
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  Speaker 17: Pork butt on a stick. Chicken on a stick.
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  Speaker 19: Popsicle.
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  Speaker 5: Fried butter on a stick. Stick on a stick.
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  Speaker 7: Crispy cream hamburgers.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, those should be on a stick. I still want
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  Speaker 2: to have one of those.
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  Speaker 16: It should be on two sticks.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, really.
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  Speaker 7: Like corn on the cob holders.
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  Speaker 2: It should be.
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  Speaker 5: Banned under the Geneva Convention.
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  Speaker 7: This is cruel and unusual.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, if in your neighborhood you haven't had a steak
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  Speaker 2: fair or you have taste... Yeah, they introduced this year
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  Speaker 2: a hamburger where the buns are donuts. If you have
• 10:26
  Speaker 2: Krispy Kreme, it's specifically a Krispy Kreme donut, which makes
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  Speaker 2: it a little better, but still, yeah, it's a fried hamburger,
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  Speaker 2: and then they put it between two donuts.
• 10:36
  Speaker 7: Are the donuts then fried?
• 10:39
  Speaker 2: I think the whole thing should be deep fried.
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  Speaker 5: At that point.
• 10:41
  Speaker 16: You have a deep fried burger somewhere.
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  Speaker 2: It should be.
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  Speaker 18: I think there's a restaurant here in Chicago, actually, that
• 10:48
  Speaker 18: they just, like, Stick everything in batter and deep fry stuff?
• 10:52
  Speaker 2: I think so. I know there's one in New York
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  Speaker 2: that does that. Basically, you can bring stuff in and
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  Speaker 2: they will do it.
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  Speaker 20: I'm pretty sure you could get Osama Bin Laden to
• 11:01
  Speaker 20: come out of a cave for one of those.
• 11:02
  Speaker 5: They should just blanket Afghanistan with.
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  Speaker 16: Deep fried shit.
• 11:05
  Speaker 5: With deep fried shit, because they would come out and go, oh, look,
• 11:08
  Speaker 5: American food.
• 11:09
  Speaker 2: Oh, this is great.
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  Speaker 5: It all slowly dropped in. And then they would all
• 11:12
  Speaker 5: die from the amount of cholesterol, because, I mean, come on.
• 11:14
  Speaker 7: They just get so fat they couldn't run anymore.
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  Speaker 2: Well, no, I mean, you know.
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  Speaker 7: You couldn't get back in his cave.
• 11:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't hide if you're too fat to get
• 11:20
  Speaker 2: in the cave.
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  Speaker 17: You can't go back into his hide hole.
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  Speaker 20: We've been conditioned to this kind of, like, you know,
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  Speaker 20: trans fats and oils and butter and fried shit.
• 11:27
  Speaker 2: It's true.
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  Speaker 5: They eat one of those, and they'll just... fucking keel
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  Speaker 5: over and die.
• 11:31
  Speaker 2: We just can't give it to the other people. We
• 11:32
  Speaker 2: need to find specifically the bad people. We don't want
• 11:35
  Speaker 2: to drop it on the.
• 11:36
  Speaker 5: Come on.
• 11:37
  Speaker 2: There's innocent people we don't need to kill with our
• 11:39
  Speaker 2: horrible food.
• 11:40
  Speaker 7: Children should know better anyway.
• 11:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true. Kids, don't eat the fried bullshit we
• 11:44
  Speaker 2: keep giving to you.
• 11:45
  Speaker 7: Adults are dumber.
• 11:46
  Speaker 2: But that's what I decided when they introduced that. They
• 11:49
  Speaker 2: were talking about it on the news and I was like,
• 11:50
  Speaker 2: a hamburger between two donuts. I'm proud to be an American.
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  Speaker 21: It's like a.
• 11:56
  Speaker 2: It really is. I mean, no other.
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  Speaker 5: It's just, it's extreme decadence.
• 11:59
  Speaker 2: It is.
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  Speaker 20: What can we do to make ourselves completely fat and
• 12:02
  Speaker 20: hated by everybody?
• 12:03
  Speaker 16: Chicken breasts.
• 12:05
  Speaker 20: People are starving in Africa and we're putting fucking hamburgers
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  Speaker 20: between crispy donuts.
• 12:10
  Speaker 2: Look at me.
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  Speaker 5: I'm fat.
• 12:12
  Speaker 16: I got food.
• 12:12
  Speaker 5: We're just playing around with things.
• 12:14
  Speaker 7: What if we put mayonnaise on it?
• 12:15
  Speaker 5: Don't you like this? Oh, you can't get a bite. Mmm.
• 12:18
  Speaker 7: Cheese.
• 12:20
  Speaker 5: Deep fry. Like, just pour mayonnaise into a deep fryer.
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  Speaker 7: And that on your burger.
• 12:25
  Speaker 16: You actually cannot.
• 12:26
  Speaker 2: Scoop it back out, does it?
• 12:27
  Speaker 5: Have you tried it?
• 12:28
  Speaker 2: She has.
• 12:29
  Speaker 7: I was bored at macaroni girl.
• 12:31
  Speaker 16: I was like, I wonder what I can fry.
• 12:33
  Speaker 4: Hit that.
• 12:34
  Speaker 2: Wow, it's like an episode of Beavis and Buttons. The
• 12:38
  Speaker 2: stapler ended up in there, didn't it?
• 12:40
  Speaker 5: Box of macaroni and cheese.
• 12:42
  Speaker 7: In turn. Good times.
• 12:45
  Speaker 2: So yeah, fried food and Joan Jett, who is fucking awesome,
• 12:49
  Speaker 2: by the way.
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  Speaker 17: I am concerned for her well-being, though.
• 12:51
  Speaker 7: I wanted to give her a piggyback ride. She's kind
• 12:53
  Speaker 7: of like that.
• 12:54
  Speaker 2: I kind of want to give her a piggyback ride anyway.
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  Speaker 17: She's not like 51. She's not that old.
• 12:58
  Speaker 5: My grandma can walk.
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  Speaker 17: She still looks.
• 13:01
  Speaker 5: Good for Owl.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, she looks good. And her hair is back.
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  Speaker 17: She just needs to eat a fucking sandwich.
• 13:06
  Speaker 2: Well, she's always been a little girl. I mean, now
• 13:09
  Speaker 2: she's just.
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  Speaker 22: She's tiny, but they had to lead her off and
• 13:11
  Speaker 22: on stage towards the end because she.
• 13:13
  Speaker 16: Had to stay.
• 13:14
  Speaker 2: On her knees? Yeah, she said it was her knees,
• 13:16
  Speaker 2: so I don't know if she's just.
• 13:17
  Speaker 5: A lone shark.
• 13:18
  Speaker 2: Well, she's lived a hard life.
• 13:21
  Speaker 22: She done pissed Leta Ford off.
• 13:24
  Speaker 2: Fuck Leta Ford. Joan Jett will kick her ass any
• 13:27
  Speaker 2: day of the week. I'd pay good money to see that, actually.
• 13:31
  Speaker 17: That would be awesome.
• 13:32
  Speaker 2: I'd pay good money to see Joan Jett kick anybody's ass.
• 13:34
  Speaker 7: Especially Kristen Stewart.
• 13:35
  Speaker 2: Especially Kristen Stewart.
• 13:37
  Speaker 9: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
• 13:38
  Speaker 2: Let's start a petition for that.
• 13:40
  Speaker 7: I'm down.
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  Speaker 22: I'm still excited that I'm pretty sure I heard that
• 13:43
  Speaker 22: Joan Jett made Kristen Stewart cry.
• 13:45
  Speaker 2: She should keep making her cry as she pounds her
• 13:47
  Speaker 2: fist into it.
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  Speaker 7: I'd hold her up while she did it.
• 13:49
  Speaker 2: There you go.
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  Speaker 16: I would hold her feet down.
• 13:52
  Speaker 7: I'll say I'll hold Joan Jett up while she beats me.
• 13:55
  Speaker 7: I thought you were saying hold her up.
• 13:57
  Speaker 2: She needs a little help, you know. We'll be glad
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  Speaker 2: to help you out, Jen.
• 14:00
  Speaker 16: I'll get her a wheelchair.
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  Speaker 22: I'm telling you, I want to give her a piggyback ride.
• 14:03
  Speaker 22: She'd be a little spider monkey.
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  Speaker 8: On my back.
• 14:05
  Speaker 2: She doesn't even motorize. I'd wheel her around. She's showing debt, man.
• 14:08
  Speaker 16: What if she had a motorized when she did, like.
• 14:10
  Speaker 2: She'd just run over people.
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  Speaker 16: Yeah, exactly.
• 14:12
  Speaker 7: She's pretty damn awesome.
• 14:14
  Speaker 2: She is awesome. And still rocks. Like, she still has
• 14:17
  Speaker 2: her voice. She still, you know, gets up there and plays.
• 14:20
  Speaker 2: I mean, that's the thing. I was like, by the end,
• 14:22
  Speaker 2: I was like, damn, she's a trooper. Because midway into
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: the show, her legs were fucked up to the point
• 14:26
  Speaker 2: she kept stopping and, like, talking with the other people.
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  Speaker 21: And.
• 14:30
  Speaker 2: She never went, well, that's it, I'm going home, which
• 14:32
  Speaker 2: many pissy rock stars would have.
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  Speaker 7: She could have been playing a free show at the fair.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, a free show. You know, she could have just
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: been like, well, okay, one more song and we're out
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  Speaker 2: of here. She played the rest of the set and
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: propped herself.
• 14:41
  Speaker 16: Up on like.
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  Speaker 5: And made an encore.
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and came back out for an encore.
• 14:45
  Speaker 5: It's a free show, but I guarantee they get paid.
• 14:47
  Speaker 16: Oh, they do.
• 14:47
  Speaker 5: They don't do it for free.
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: They do, but you can tell sometimes they don't put
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: as much time and effort in the free shows. Yeah.
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: You can tell sometimes they wrap it up in like
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: 45 minutes where it's normally like an hour and a
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: half show, so... She didn't do that, and considering she
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: was in immense pain, I'm assuming, that's fucking awesome, because she's, like,
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: they brought her out. Well, they brought her out, like,
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: one of the sort of extended drummer pedestal kind of things,
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: because it was a little higher. She tried the chair,
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: and it, like, her mic wouldn't reach, so they brought
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: her out one of the drummer's, like, pedestals. And so
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: she's just kind of leaning on it, because they're kind
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: of high anyway, so she's just sort of leaning against
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: it and fucking, like, doing kick-ass guitar solos. So you
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: have to give her credit. She can't even stand up,
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: and she's still rocking.
• 15:27
  Speaker 19: She's awesome.
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: I believe I made that point last week. You don't
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: need to be able to stand to perform. That's what
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: we said about Peggy Lee. Following in Peggy Lee's footsteps,
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: she's continuing to kick ass.
• 15:38
  Speaker 18: And unrelated, but I just thought about this and I
• 15:40
  Speaker 18: wanted to say it just so I don't forget. My
• 15:43
  Speaker 18: friend was talking about some stuff and he's going through
• 15:46
  Speaker 18: a hard time and he was like, you just gotta.
• 15:47
  Speaker 17: Keep standing and then you'll eventually be able to walk again.
• 15:49
  Speaker 17: I was like, That's a good quote. I'll try to
• 15:52
  Speaker 17: remember that.
• 15:53
  Speaker 7: I'll tell you something completely unrelated. These blankets in the
• 15:56
  Speaker 7: hotel are really soft.
• 15:57
  Speaker 5: Right?
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: But you're not.
• 15:59
  Speaker 5: They're blankets.
• 16:00
  Speaker 7: Yeah, they're awesome.
• 16:02
  Speaker 16: What's between two sheets? Oh, no wonder I didn't know
• 16:05
  Speaker 16: it was there.
• 16:06
  Speaker 5: I tricked you.
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: I at least had to like it. It was a
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: thick sheet. We were on the inflatable mattress.
• 16:15
  Speaker 18: Yeah, I think that's smart because, like, they wash all
• 16:18
  Speaker 18: of these, unlike most telecomforters where it's just, like, it's
• 16:21
  Speaker 18: covered in herpes and AIDS.
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: Well, it didn't help that yesterday we sat there watching
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: the Dirty Jobs and the entire special was what's living
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: inside mattresses. And the fact that a mattress over about
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: a 10-year span gains 20 pounds is frightening. yeah he
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: said it starts off of dead skin and creepy dna
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: that you leave behind so yeah that's my yeah so
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: maybe i'm glad i didn't sleep on these mattresses sticking
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: with the inflatable air mattress oh any other fair activities
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: before we move on um we saw bunnies yeah we
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: saw giant bunnies and Fluffy bunnies.
• 17:06
  Speaker 9: Did you see them pulling the hair off the bunnies
• 17:09
  Speaker 9: and making the sweater?
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: They did have those there. Fluffy angora bunnies.
• 17:13
  Speaker 22: We spent most of the time singing the bunnies, bunnies,
• 17:16
  Speaker 22: it must be bunnies.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: Who was not here this week? I have no idea
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: what you're talking about.
• 17:22
  Speaker 7: We saw her last year.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: At this time. Actually, I just kept walking around for
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: a few minutes going, or maybe midgets.
• 17:30
  Speaker 16: Was that a midget? Yeah.
• 17:33
  Speaker 7: He was dressed up, too.
• 17:34
  Speaker 8: Was he?
• 17:35
  Speaker 16: Yeah, it was when I was coming back from the bathroom.
• 17:36
  Speaker 16: He scared me because he was going around in a corner.
• 17:39
  Speaker 5: I was going around in a corner. Was he, like, proto?
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: Was he talking?
• 17:43
  Speaker 7: He was actually, he was at length.
• 17:44
  Speaker 5: Was he at length?
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's kind of awesome.
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 17:47
  Speaker 17: I'm going to use my midget-saturated to my advantage.
• 17:50
  Speaker 9: He just had on a hat and shoes and ears.
• 17:52
  Speaker 7: He wore no pants.
• 17:54
  Speaker 5: That's all he had on.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: Doesn't surprise me.
• 17:57
  Speaker 18: This is my main problem with the convention. I just
• 18:00
  Speaker 18: got tired of seeing dudes' dick outlined through their leotards.
• 18:03
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, I'm so horrible. Especially Moon Knight, man.
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: Moon Knight was pretty cool, but I was like... I
• 18:10
  Speaker 5: was like, yeah, Moon Knight.
• 18:13
  Speaker 9: I was right next to Skeletor's package at one point.
• 18:16
  Speaker 17: I'm like, dude, you're taking your photos with children.
• 18:20
  Speaker 16: Wear a cup, goddammit.
• 18:21
  Speaker 5: I mean, they sell cups at Walgreens.
• 18:23
  Speaker 16: They're like three bucks.
• 18:24
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 18:24
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: Either way, it's creepy.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 18:36
  Speaker 17: That Robin guy?
• 18:38
  Speaker 16: Who's the creepiest? The tall baby Huey Robin?
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: Baby Huey Robin, yeah.
• 18:42
  Speaker 23: What?
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: Huge.
• 18:43
  Speaker 8: Right when we.
• 18:43
  Speaker 16: Walked in, we saw this Robin. He was, like, posing
• 18:45
  Speaker 16: like his junk out, literally. Yeah.
• 18:49
  Speaker 8: And it's, like.
• 18:50
  Speaker 18: He was so tall, his dick was, like, small child's
• 18:53
  Speaker 18: head height. It's just like, oh, cool, here's some creepy
• 18:57
  Speaker 18: dude dresses Robin, my kid, and some dude's dick.
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: You know?
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: It's like, gross. Here, put your face right here, child.
• 19:04
  Speaker 16: Those pictures are going to suck.
• 19:06
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 19:07
  Speaker 16: Kids crying.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: Later, like, 20 years from now, the kid will find
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: that photo and then press charges.
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: This is why I'm fucked up.
• 19:15
  Speaker 7: Hopefully they're masked here.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 19:17
  Speaker 18: Mm-hmm.
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: No against their parents.
• 19:20
  Speaker 20: I took a bunch of pictures of costume people, which
• 19:23
  Speaker 20: is kind of like, that's what I do at the convention.
• 19:26
  Speaker 5: I scout for people in costumes.
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: That has been your favorite thing the last couple of years.
• 19:29
  Speaker 5: That's generally what my favorite thing is.
• 19:31
  Speaker 7: Which is pissing me off, because I tried to follow,
• 19:33
  Speaker 7: and you kept darting off. I had a fucking bunny
• 19:35
  Speaker 7: in it.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: You were, you were like a ninja.
• 19:37
  Speaker 5: You gotta be fucking fast. You gotta be fast to
• 19:39
  Speaker 5: get these people.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: You stayed on top of them, I'll give you credit.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: You were chasing them down, and you were like, dude, stop! Okay,
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: now take a picture.
• 19:46
  Speaker 20: Sometimes it's kind of hard because last year wasn't that bad. uh,
• 19:49
  Speaker 20: there didn't seem like there was as much people, but
• 19:51
  Speaker 20: this year, good.
• 19:52
  Speaker 5: God, it was a lot.
• 19:53
  Speaker 17: Shatner was here.
• 19:54
  Speaker 5: I've never seen so many fucking people. Yeah.
• 19:57
  Speaker 7: I mean, it was like, Shatner was here.
• 19:59
  Speaker 5: He was here, but still.
• 20:00
  Speaker 7: For a brief time before he left.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 20:02
  Speaker 20: But good God, he's just trying to get pictures of
• 20:04
  Speaker 20: people and not have other people run into you or
• 20:07
  Speaker 20: walk in front of you or just, you know, shit
• 20:09
  Speaker 20: like that.
• 20:10
  Speaker 5: But I mean, I got a good majority of people,
• 20:12
  Speaker 5: not as many as I would have.
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: Liked, but.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: You got a good amount.
• 20:16
  Speaker 5: I think I got probably over 50. Yeah, I got
• 20:21
  Speaker 5: to go to the lobby. That's the best place to
• 20:23
  Speaker 5: stalk them is in the lobby because you get them.
• 20:25
  Speaker 16: Coming in and going out.
• 20:26
  Speaker 20: Yeah, see, I got those guys last year and I
• 20:30
  Speaker 20: tried to get them again.
• 20:32
  Speaker 7: What, the Wayne and Garth? Did you see the Wayne
• 20:34
  Speaker 7: and Garth?
• 20:34
  Speaker 5: The Wayne and Garth is really cool. I got the
• 20:36
  Speaker 5: Star Trek nerds. Those guys were cool as shit. They
• 20:39
  Speaker 5: told me that He told me that some of the Trekkies... Well,
• 20:41
  Speaker 5: they were always playing as Star Trek nerds.
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah. That's what I thought.
• 20:44
  Speaker 20: Some of the Star Trek guys were getting pissed at him.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: Let's describe them, because I don't think people can. I mean,
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: they're all Star Trek nerds there, but I mean... These.
• 20:51
  Speaker 5: Guys were specifically dressed in, like, sweatpants with their.
• 20:56
  Speaker 20: Socks pulled up over their sweatpants. One of them had
• 20:58
  Speaker 20: a dryer sheet hanging out of his socks. Had the Vulcaneers,
• 21:03
  Speaker 20: the dirty glasses.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: They weren't even like real Vulcaneers. They were like bad
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: knockoff Vulcaneers.
• 21:07
  Speaker 7: They were taped on with like scotch tape.
• 21:09
  Speaker 5: I couldn't tell.
• 21:10
  Speaker 8: See, that's the thing.
• 21:10
  Speaker 17: I was like, I can't tell if they're being funny
• 21:13
  Speaker 17: and ironic or if that is just.
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: No, they.
• 21:15
  Speaker 5: Were being funny and ironic.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: But that's the... bad place to do that because then
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: you are going to piss people off but then you go,
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: never mind, they're Star Trek nerds. What, are you going
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: to get your ass kicked by them? I don't think so.
• 21:26
  Speaker 21: Yeah.
• 21:27
  Speaker 20: There were a lot of them there which I usually
• 21:28
  Speaker 20: don't get pictures of the Trekkies that much because.
• 21:32
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: I guess it could be like, you know, zombie outbreak.
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: I mean, if you get enough of them together, they're dangerous.
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: If one at a time, you can take out Trekkies.
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: But if you get 50 or 60 of them around you, shit.
• 21:42
  Speaker 7: It's like, as far as the.
• 21:43
  Speaker 20: Trekkies are concerned, I don't usually take pictures of them
• 21:45
  Speaker 20: just because it's like they just put on a shirt.
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: And it's like, hey, I've got my communicator.
• 21:49
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 21:49
  Speaker 20: Whereas, like, guys that put a lot of fucking work
• 21:52
  Speaker 20: into their costume, yeah, maybe they don't look that great.
• 21:54
  Speaker 20: But at least, you know, the night before, they probably
• 21:57
  Speaker 20: stayed up. for two days fucking making their costumes. So
• 22:01
  Speaker 20: I'll give them that, you know, and that's cool. Cobra
• 22:04
  Speaker 20: Commander was there again. It's funny that you know these
• 22:07
  Speaker 20: people now. Cobra Commander remembers me from last year because
• 22:10
  Speaker 20: I was talking to him about the G.I.
• 22:11
  Speaker 16: Joe movie.
• 22:12
  Speaker 20: She told me, do not go see because they take
• 22:14
  Speaker 20: your childhood and rape it.
• 22:16
  Speaker 5: And I told him, I was like, I still haven't
• 22:17
  Speaker 5: seen that movie.
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: And he goes, good.
• 22:18
  Speaker 5: He goes, wait for the fucking remake. He's like, don't
• 22:21
  Speaker 5: go see it.
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: And I was like, oh. Yeah, is it time for
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: a reboot already? No.
• 22:25
  Speaker 5: They reboot everything.
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: He knows.
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: He knows how it is.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: It'll be bad.
• 22:28
  Speaker 19: He knows. He's down.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: You know they're doing a sequel anyway, so you got
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: one or two bad sequels, and then in like five years,
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: it'll be time for a reboot. Exactly.
• 22:35
  Speaker 16: It's not like Joseph Gordon.
• 22:37
  Speaker 17: What about Joseph Gordon?
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: Well, you don't even see him in that movie.
• 22:40
  Speaker 17: Was he in that movie?
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: He's Cobra Commander.
• 22:42
  Speaker 17: Now I want to watch it.
• 22:43
  Speaker 5: I got the all-girl A-team.
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: You don't see him.
• 22:44
  Speaker 5: They were pretty cool. That was kind of different.
• 22:47
  Speaker 16: They didn't have Mr. T, though, did they?
• 22:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, she was the one that was wearing the van.
• 22:51
  Speaker 7: Oh, I didn't know that.
• 22:53
  Speaker 8: Oh, yeah.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: She was white, wasn't she? She was white. Race doesn't matter, man. Well,
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: they were all women.
• 22:58
  Speaker 7: I mean, what are you going to.
• 23:00
  Speaker 22: Okay, I can give them leniency for being women, but Mr.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: T is... They didn't have a black friend. What do.
• 23:07
  Speaker 8: You want?
• 23:07
  Speaker 16: They're Chicago.
• 23:08
  Speaker 17: Yeah, blackface is no longer okay.
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: No, not really. Well, didn't you see the Family Guy
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: episode when they won the costume contest? They were like,
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: and the winner is the A-team with a real black man.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: And the other ones were like, damn it. So that's
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: what it was like.
• 23:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 23:24
  Speaker 5: Some of the best costumes. There was a guy dressed
• 23:27
  Speaker 5: as Mal that I did not get his picture because
• 23:29
  Speaker 5: he eluded me.
• 23:30
  Speaker 16: I did not see the Mal.
• 23:31
  Speaker 5: He looked exactly like Nathan Fillion. He had the hair
• 23:34
  Speaker 5: and everything.
• 23:35
  Speaker 20: It's probably for the best that we didn't find him.
• 23:39
  Speaker 16: Wow.
• 23:39
  Speaker 9: Nathan Fillion in a closet right now.
• 23:46
  Speaker 17: I didn't mean to laugh like that.
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I saw Zoe. I didn't see Wash.
• 23:50
  Speaker 16: Zoe was really, really good.
• 23:51
  Speaker 5: Wash was kind of meh.
• 23:53
  Speaker 22: I saw one that I was like, 10 years ago,
• 23:55
  Speaker 22: everybody would have recognized it, but he didn't even recognize
• 23:59
  Speaker 22: what she was dressed up as. But she had her
• 24:01
  Speaker 22: red hair and a ponytail, and she was wearing a
• 24:02
  Speaker 22: yellow shirt with red suspenders and jean shorts. Nobody got that.
• 24:06
  Speaker 22: I was like, she's Misty from Pokemon.
• 24:09
  Speaker 20: I just thought she was dressed regular.
• 24:12
  Speaker 5: She walked in the hallway, and she's like, it's Misty.
• 24:14
  Speaker 5: And I was like, what? Yeah, I know you're right here. No, no,
• 24:18
  Speaker 5: the girl was dressed up as Misty. I was like,
• 24:20
  Speaker 5: Misty who? And she was like, from Pokemon. I was like, Oh, damn.
• 24:25
  Speaker 16: I saw a little one dressed up as Pikachu.
• 24:27
  Speaker 9: Like a little bean of a child dressed up as Pikachu.
• 24:30
  Speaker 5: This one guy came in with his whole family. He
• 24:34
  Speaker 5: must have had.
• 24:34
  Speaker 7: Like Half a dozen little heathens.
• 24:36
  Speaker 5: He had like probably ten kids.
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: Jesus.
• 24:39
  Speaker 5: And he was dressed up like the cast from... They
• 24:41
  Speaker 5: were all dressed up like the cast from Avatar.
• 24:43
  Speaker 22: Oh.
• 24:44
  Speaker 7: And I got them.
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: Were they blue?
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: They were all blue.
• 24:46
  Speaker 5: They were all blue or whatever.
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: Oh, they have that avatar. There were a couple different Aang's.
• 24:49
  Speaker 5: There was like a couple avatars in there. But I
• 24:52
  Speaker 5: was just like, holy shit, he's got the whole cartoon.
• 24:55
  Speaker 5: Who is he dressed up as? Because I don't watch
• 24:57
  Speaker 5: that cartoon. I didn't recognize him.
• 24:59
  Speaker 7: I wonder if they were his kids or if they
• 25:00
  Speaker 7: just lured him in with candy.
• 25:02
  Speaker 5: I don't know if they were his kids because he was.
• 25:05
  Speaker 20: Either that or maybe he was a teacher and he
• 25:08
  Speaker 20: was taking them there.
• 25:09
  Speaker 18: Maybe.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: That'd be cool. Did you see the super family? Once again,
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: this was no effort, but it was funny just because
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: it was so... It was a mom and dad, both
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: had the Superman t-shirt on, but they had the two
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: little babies in a stroller, both had Superman t-shirts on.
• 25:22
  Speaker 5: I saw the half-heart kid.
• 25:23
  Speaker 20: Guy that had the shirt that was torn open that
• 25:26
  Speaker 20: had Superman in the glasses.
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: That's kind of interesting. You don't get that.
• 25:30
  Speaker 17: I wish handsome guys would wander around.
• 25:32
  Speaker 18: That convention dressed like Clark Kent, then maybe I would
• 25:35
  Speaker 18: have stuck around.
• 25:36
  Speaker 5: There were a few handsome people. You missed the Green Lantern,
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: who was actually.
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: I was going to say that we were complaining about
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: people with their junk hanging out because they're all usually scary, old,
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: and fat. But this guy was in shape.
• 25:49
  Speaker 16: Fantastic package, apparently.
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: I didn't go to the package. He walked past me
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: and all I saw was his arms. I was like, shit,
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: that guy really could be a superhero.
• 25:57
  Speaker 7: The white one.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: Or the black one? The black one was in shape.
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: I got his picture and I.
• 26:01
  Speaker 5: Was like, dude, man, you nailed it for the Green Lantern.
• 26:04
  Speaker 7: Did you get a picture of the guy in the
• 26:06
  Speaker 7: Old Spice outfit?
• 26:06
  Speaker 13: No.
• 26:07
  Speaker 8: What?
• 26:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we saw him with the towel and the.
• 26:10
  Speaker 7: Shirt around him.
• 26:11
  Speaker 15: He was carrying a bottle of water.
• 26:13
  Speaker 16: At first, I didn't see the bottle.
• 26:15
  Speaker 17: That's a really weird, like, look at him dressed as
• 26:18
  Speaker 17: the old Spice Guide to Comic-Con.
• 26:20
  Speaker 16: There were people who did commercials.
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
• 26:23
  Speaker 16: Yeah, we got the Blade.
• 26:26
  Speaker 7: You ran off with somebody else.
• 26:27
  Speaker 5: Blade was awesome. Yeah, Blade was good.
• 26:29
  Speaker 9: He was even having, like, the attitude like Blade. I
• 26:31
  Speaker 9: was like, he was going to kill me. And he
• 26:33
  Speaker 9: was like, oh, I have to get back.
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: To work now.
• 26:34
  Speaker 7: I'm like, dude, what?
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
• 26:36
  Speaker 7: You're not working here. You're a fucking geek at a convention.
• 26:38
  Speaker 21: Yeah.
• 26:38
  Speaker 5: Wondering about.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: There were some weird ones, though.
• 26:41
  Speaker 8: We are.
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: What about the Wilson? I was like, really? The Wilson
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: was pretty funny. Once again, one that would be more funny, like,
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: 12 years ago. From home improvement. That's what I was
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: going to say.
• 26:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he walked around the fence.
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: He had a fence. I didn't see that. And it
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: came up to his eye level, and he had the
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: hat on, and that was his costume. I was like,
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: once again, that's... It's not a Halloween parade.
• 27:02
  Speaker 17: It's a fucking comic show.
• 27:04
  Speaker 7: Con.
• 27:05
  Speaker 20: See, people are going more and more out on a
• 27:07
  Speaker 20: limb to be as obscure as possible because there's only
• 27:10
  Speaker 20: so many fat guys dressed as Superman and Batman.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, the rest of them get old.
• 27:15
  Speaker 5: There was a guy dressed as the old Batman, which
• 27:17
  Speaker 5: I kind of like. That's good.
• 27:19
  Speaker 22: I like the guy in the Superman shirt that had
• 27:21
  Speaker 22: the fake ribs built into it.
• 27:23
  Speaker 7: He's a fat guy and he had the fake.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: Abs on it.
• 27:26
  Speaker 5: That's awesome. I like the Vince Cuoto from Ghostbusters.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah!
• 27:30
  Speaker 12: And he had like the the weird the salamander man
• 27:34
  Speaker 12: like electrodes where you know they kind of hooked up
• 27:36
  Speaker 12: the machine in the movie I was like oh nice
• 27:38
  Speaker 12: that's awesome.
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: What about the stack of money with the eyes on
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: yeah what commercial is that Geico that thing.
• 27:44
  Speaker 16: Creeps me out I'm really glad I didn't see it
• 27:47
  Speaker 16: was that trying.
• 27:48
  Speaker 22: To walk around yeah she could not it was crowded
• 27:50
  Speaker 22: as hell she was like I'm gonna walk.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: Sideways she's walking sideways and a whole lot of sorry sorry.
• 27:55
  Speaker 18: Really should have rethought that dumb girl yeah fail I.
• 28:00
  Speaker 9: Would have just bought a booth that wasn't being used.
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: Hi, look at my cool costume.
• 28:06
  Speaker 16: I could bring me food.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: I don't know. That was almost the downside. There were
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: almost too many people to deal with.
• 28:14
  Speaker 5: There was a lot.
• 28:15
  Speaker 7: I don't deal with that many people.
• 28:17
  Speaker 9: It's not the comic book guy in this instance.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: I was going to say, that was everybody there.
• 28:23
  Speaker 9: He had the blue shirt on and the hair. I
• 28:26
  Speaker 9: think it was supposed to be the comic book guy.
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: It's a tough call at that convention.
• 28:31
  Speaker 7: I heard him talk.
• 28:32
  Speaker 20: It was one of those things where there were a
• 28:35
  Speaker 20: lot of people but nobody was rude.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: That's true.
• 28:38
  Speaker 5: Nobody was rude to me at all.
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: Me, I was.
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, that's a given.
• 28:42
  Speaker 20: But I mean, as far as going to places and
• 28:43
  Speaker 20: people bumping into you, if you go there, you know
• 28:46
  Speaker 20: somebody's going to bump into you.
• 28:47
  Speaker 12: You know you're going to run into somebody.
• 28:50
  Speaker 5: I got called silly goose. Whoa, rough language.
• 28:52
  Speaker 8: Hold on.
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: Like an 80-year-old man?
• 28:54
  Speaker 16: No, he was about 35.
• 28:55
  Speaker 5: Was he pushing a stroller or something?
• 28:56
  Speaker 16: No, he had like a little cart with like a cooler.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: So he was really a dork.
• 29:02
  Speaker 16: He was like, silly goose.
• 29:04
  Speaker 5: And I was like, you're like, excuse me.
• 29:05
  Speaker 7: Right, I'm sorry. I just want a picture.
• 29:08
  Speaker 16: Of Linda Blair.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
• 29:11
  Speaker 5: Which I thought was funny.
• 29:12
  Speaker 20: A lot of people were trying to sneak pictures of
• 29:14
  Speaker 20: Linda Blair and I kept seeing her throw out the
• 29:17
  Speaker 20: hand like this.
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: She's kind of got weird things going on now. I
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: know when she was at Horror Hound last year, she
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: had like all these stipulations on what people could do
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: and how they could take pictures if she even let
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: them take pictures that day.
• 29:30
  Speaker 7: And She wasn't as friendly as John Schneider, who cuddled
• 29:33
  Speaker 7: me to his bosom.
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're lucky she's here, Jay, because I was afraid
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: for a second there she was going to take off
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: with John Schneider.
• 29:40
  Speaker 16: He was so nice and friendly.
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: He was really nice, I'll give you that. He was awesome.
• 29:44
  Speaker 7: And he has aged so remarkably well.
• 29:46
  Speaker 19: That's pretty hot.
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: I'll give you that one, too.
• 29:47
  Speaker 7: Tom Wolpat, frightening. Catherine Bach, frightening. I'm assuming Cooter's frightening.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: No, not Cooter.
• 29:55
  Speaker 5: I think Roscoe kind of looks the same.
• 29:58
  Speaker 7: He never looked the same.
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: He was already older when he started.
• 30:00
  Speaker 7: Yeah, John Schneider is still so gorgeous. He's just so
• 30:04
  Speaker 7: nice and friendly. He seemed happy that I was excited
• 30:08
  Speaker 7: to see him.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: He was ridiculously friendly.
• 30:10
  Speaker 16: We saw him and the guys at one of the.
• 30:13
  Speaker 9: I think it was one of the Sony booths. They
• 30:15
  Speaker 9: were singing the theme song to Deuce Patty. They were
• 30:20
  Speaker 9: doing the.
• 30:22
  Speaker 8: They were.
• 30:22
  Speaker 9: Beatboxing in the background, and he was singing. I was like, aw,
• 30:25
  Speaker 9: that's fun.
• 30:26
  Speaker 5: My mom would like this.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: He was kind of personable. He was actually standing there
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: talking to people and was being a good sport about it,
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: even with the annoying people with the camera in front
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: of us. I didn't even annoy him with my technical geekery,
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: but he seemed like he was okay with it. He
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: was playing along with everybody, so he seems pretty awesome.
• 30:45
  Speaker 7: Maybe he's just happy people still remember and care about
• 30:47
  Speaker 7: who he is.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but some of them are still pissy.
• 30:50
  Speaker 9: I spend 95% of my time sitting by my house
• 30:52
  Speaker 9: with my pit bull thinking about death.
• 30:54
  Speaker 5: So this is awesome.
• 30:55
  Speaker 7: He just seems generally happy with life.
• 30:59
  Speaker 20: Well, I mean, it's like some people you meet, some
• 31:01
  Speaker 20: stars are just like, alright, I can do this for
• 31:03
  Speaker 20: an hour, but I've got other things to do.
• 31:05
  Speaker 5: You know, fuck all you fan people.
• 31:06
  Speaker 4: Shatner.
• 31:08
  Speaker 22: Shatner wouldn't even make eye contact. He wouldn't like sign
• 31:11
  Speaker 22: your name. He wouldn't personalize autographs, which pissed me off.
• 31:13
  Speaker 22: I'm like, dude, I paid 75 fucking dollars.
• 31:15
  Speaker 7: You could at least write to Misty on it.
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 31:18
  Speaker 16: At least look at me in the eye, Shatner.
• 31:20
  Speaker 5: I was amazed at how fast the line was moving.
• 31:23
  Speaker 7: I was like, good God.
• 31:24
  Speaker 5: He was cranking them out.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: It was like.
• 31:26
  Speaker 18: There was no need to even, like.
• 31:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like, why is he even here? Yeah, you
• 31:32
  Speaker 5: didn't have to be there. He's not going to say hi.
• 31:35
  Speaker 5: He can't personalize.
• 31:37
  Speaker 20: It's like, look, they've got a Shatner machine that signs
• 31:39
  Speaker 20: his autograph.
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: Basically.
• 31:41
  Speaker 16: Maybe he really is a robot.
• 31:42
  Speaker 20: I got his picture, which you're not supposed to take
• 31:45
  Speaker 20: pictures of him. And they were yelling at people with cameras.
• 31:50
  Speaker 5: We were in the line. I was right next to them.
• 31:51
  Speaker 7: I should have used my press phrase.
• 31:52
  Speaker 5: I'm kind of like, press. I got a couple good pictures.
• 31:57
  Speaker 5: I got one good picture out of the four or
• 31:59
  Speaker 5: five pictures.
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: That I took. Covert activity.
• 32:02
  Speaker 5: Covert activity.
• 32:03
  Speaker 7: They're going to track you down.
• 32:05
  Speaker 5: He was only there for a little while. I mean,
• 32:06
  Speaker 5: he ended up leaving. Wasn't he supposed to be here
• 32:08
  Speaker 5: most of the weekend?
• 32:08
  Speaker 22: First he was supposed to be here all weekend. Then
• 32:10
  Speaker 22: it was Saturday only. And then it was like half
• 32:12
  Speaker 22: of Saturday.
• 32:13
  Speaker 5: It wasn't even half of Saturday. He was gone by,
• 32:15
  Speaker 5: I think, three. Well, yeah, that is happening.
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: They're pretty laxed on the rules at Comic-Con. Because if
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: you remember, Uhura last year did the same thing. She
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: wasn't at her table half the day. She just kind
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: of wandered around and did what she wanted.
• 32:27
  Speaker 22: They probably had to readjust his because he had to
• 32:30
  Speaker 22: do that photo op over at the other booth.
• 32:32
  Speaker 7: They probably had to make it longer. So I'm guessing
• 32:34
  Speaker 7: that's true. I'm not paying $ 95 to get a picture
• 32:37
  Speaker 7: with Shaggy.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: Just for a photo.
• 32:39
  Speaker 7: Especially if he won't fucking personalize.
• 32:41
  Speaker 16: I'll just stalk him in his house and we're sales.
• 32:43
  Speaker 5: No, seriously. I know where he lives.
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's got a ranch out there, doesn't he?
• 32:48
  Speaker 16: Yeah, and he has a house in Danville.
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: Fuck. Just go.
• 32:52
  Speaker 19: Why does he have a house in Danville?
• 32:54
  Speaker 22: Huh?
• 32:55
  Speaker 19: Why does he have a house in Danville?
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: He loves horses. He's got a ranch somewhere. So just
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: go hide in his stable. Pop out and be like, hi,
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: how's it going?
• 33:01
  Speaker 7: Let me put on a horse costume.
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: Oh, I'm your new horse.
• 33:05
  Speaker 8: Winnie.
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: Winnie.
• 33:07
  Speaker 17: No, stop.
• 33:09
  Speaker 7: Go.
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: There was one.
• 33:11
  Speaker 5: No, ride me, Shatner.
• 33:12
  Speaker 16: Ride me.
• 33:16
  Speaker 7: He would break people.
• 33:17
  Speaker 21: Yes.
• 33:17
  Speaker 7: He's gotten a lot bigger.
• 33:19
  Speaker 5: A lot bigger.
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: Well, while we're on that.
• 33:21
  Speaker 7: Your Shatner still looks good.
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: While we're on that, though, Walter is not bigger. He's
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: like the only member of the cast that's gotten smaller lately,
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: and that's kind of scary.
• 33:29
  Speaker 7: He's gone through a lot lately.
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: Walter, what's his last name? Colin.
• 33:32
  Speaker 7: Coney and his son just killed himself.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: Did he i would not have recognized uh checkoff checkoff
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: looks so different now.
• 33:40
  Speaker 22: It's his son was boner from uh oh that's right
• 33:44
  Speaker 22: i forgot that was.
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: His dad from uh growing pains yeah oh really yeah
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: yeah i was never a big.
• 33:50
  Speaker 19: Growing pains fan i love that show it was.
• 33:54
  Speaker 22: It was just a little bit before me full house
• 33:56
  Speaker 22: was more me He's one of the main characters' best
• 33:59
  Speaker 22: friends or something.
• 34:01
  Speaker 7: But, yeah, that was Chekhov's son.
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: I forgot that was his son.
• 34:03
  Speaker 19: I didn't realize that.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: He had a rough life. The more I heard about him,
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: I was like, that is kind of sad. Because, I mean,
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: some of it was due to having, you know, the
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: I was on a show and now I have no
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: career because he didn't get a whole lot of roles
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: after that. And then some of it was I think
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: he had mental problems. He really had chemical problems that
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: they were trying to deal with and it didn't work
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: so well.
• 34:23
  Speaker 19: Are you talking about Boner or Chekhov?
• 34:24
  Speaker 10: Boner.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: Boner.
• 34:26
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: Who has an actual name.
• 34:27
  Speaker 19: I don't give a shit.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: Well, no, I'm saying it's sad. I think that's part
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: of why he was so depressed. He spent the rest
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: of his career being Boner. I mean, that's going to
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: bring you down. We had a friend we.
• 34:38
  Speaker 5: Called Boner all the time. The bone, the bonester. I
• 34:42
  Speaker 5: didn't say that.
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I would hope that wasn't he.
• 34:44
  Speaker 5: No, no, that's the other guy that I used to
• 34:46
  Speaker 5: hang out with.
• 34:48
  Speaker 20: Loved and adored Pauly Shore and wanted to be Pauly
• 34:50
  Speaker 20: Shore so bad.
• 34:51
  Speaker 5: Yikes. That he had everybody call.
• 34:54
  Speaker 20: Him the Weezo and actually even had it on the
• 34:57
  Speaker 20: back of his truck.
• 34:58
  Speaker 5: Ugh.
• 34:59
  Speaker 19: Pauly Shore, not funny.
• 35:03
  Speaker 5: Well, he was funny at the time. This was when
• 35:05
  Speaker 5: Encino made it.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: Again, to me it was more the attitude. Because if
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: you go on, I think somewhere along the way he
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: had little bits of decent comedy. I think it was
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: the bullshit attitude that he made up so that people
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: remembered who he was. And that was true with all
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: the comics at that time. Everybody had a ridiculous little
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: persona that they had to do on stage. And you realize, oh,
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: that's not really how they operate. They're just trying to
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: get you to remember who they were. I mean, that's
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: what Bobcat had to go through for years. That's not him.
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: That's a stupid character he made up. And now people still,
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: when he's on stage, are just, do the voice, man.
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: And he was like, fuck that, man. It's a shame,
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: that's why I got famous, but now I can't escape
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: from it.
• 35:44
  Speaker 5: Well, it's not like Pee Wee Herman. Pee Wee Herman's
• 35:46
  Speaker 5: going to rock that shit until he's dead. He's not
• 35:48
  Speaker 5: always going to be Pee Wee Herman.
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: It's still a separate character. But again, he couldn't go
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: out as himself and not have people like, do Pee Wee,
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: do the dance.
• 35:56
  Speaker 5: He had a game show. Paul Ribbon had a game
• 35:58
  Speaker 5: show at one point. Nobody watched it. I watched it.
• 36:01
  Speaker 19: I'd watch it.
• 36:02
  Speaker 5: I thought it was pretty cool. It was funny as shit.
• 36:04
  Speaker 16: I'd watch it if Jobby was there.
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: It's just the curse.
• 36:09
  Speaker 19: I love Pee Wee on Facebook. I don't know if
• 36:11
  Speaker 19: it's him that updates it.
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: I can't decide. It seems like it is.
• 36:14
  Speaker 19: I mean, what else the fuck is he going to
• 36:16
  Speaker 19: be doing? No, it is, actually. No, actually it is
• 36:19
  Speaker 19: because all those pictures from Sturgis, that was him.
• 36:22
  Speaker 8: So it is him.
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: Well, I knew it was licensed through him somehow because
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: it's actually advertising his new show on Broadway and all
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: that stuff.
• 36:29
  Speaker 19: I'm excited about that.
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: I just didn't know if he was doing it or
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: some intern was doing it.
• 36:32
  Speaker 5: Probably an intern.
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: Probably an intern.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: Maybe, but still.
• 36:35
  Speaker 7: Are we done with the convention talk?
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Did we think of any other things
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: we need to make fun of?
• 36:40
  Speaker 19: I left, so.
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, too bad.
• 36:43
  Speaker 5: I felt really bad for this one track he had
• 36:45
  Speaker 5: showed up.
• 36:47
  Speaker 20: Apparently, I guess he thought that Shatner was going to
• 36:49
  Speaker 20: be there all day long, but I was wandering around
• 36:52
  Speaker 20: taking pictures, and he was kind of standing there at
• 36:54
  Speaker 20: the booth where Shatner was, the line completely empty, the
• 36:57
  Speaker 20: booth empty. just kind of like looking around like, what
• 37:00
  Speaker 20: the fuck? And this guy was like, yeah, Shatner already left.
• 37:04
  Speaker 5: And he was just like, what the fuck?
• 37:07
  Speaker 20: So I was just like, dude, man. He was like, yeah,
• 37:11
  Speaker 20: he signed autographs for a couple hours and then split.
• 37:13
  Speaker 19: And he was just like, William Shatner crushed his dreams.
• 37:15
  Speaker 7: Did he cry a little tricky tears?
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 37:18
  Speaker 20: He was dressed in character, though. But I was just like, dude,
• 37:21
  Speaker 20: you just got to show up, man. Because as soon
• 37:23
  Speaker 20: as we got there, Misty's like, what should we do first?
• 37:26
  Speaker 20: And I was like, get in line for Shatner's autographed
• 37:28
  Speaker 20: Because you don't know how long he's going to be here.
• 37:30
  Speaker 16: Yep.
• 37:31
  Speaker 20: Get the shit done that you want first because a
• 37:34
  Speaker 20: lot of times these guys are so flighty and they're
• 37:37
  Speaker 20: just like, you know, you know what?
• 37:38
  Speaker 5: Fuck this shit.
• 37:39
  Speaker 10: I'm hungry.
• 37:40
  Speaker 5: I want a chili dog.
• 37:40
  Speaker 9: And they leave.
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: Especially people like that. If you get to that name level,
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: you think you're a big celebrity there and you are there.
• 37:47
  Speaker 17: Commercials to shoot.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: But I mean, if you get the other, that's the thing.
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: I kind of like that second tier where, you know,
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: where they actually stay there all day, do their job,
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: like are appreciative of people.
• 37:57
  Speaker 16: John Schneider.
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: John schneider or like i mean i was the only
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: one i was supposed to talk to i did want
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: to find and talk to was richard anderson and he's
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: like again the only reason people there knew who he
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: was is he spent most of you know the last
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: part of his career on the bionic series he was
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: on six million dollar man he was on the bionic
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: woman's i mean that's why everybody was there like oh
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: all of his pictures were you know most of them
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: up there were that so that's all anybody cared about
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: there But I was, like, I had looked, you know,
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: through some of the other stuff. He was in some
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: amazing fucking movies back in the day. Like, he started
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: off in film and, like, is in some phenomenal stuff.
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: So he was another one that, like, I was glad
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: to get there. That was really the only one I
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: made a point to talk to because it was such
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: a mess. It was just so many people and so
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: loud that I gave up on the rest of it.
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: But I was glad I got to talk to him
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: because he's really nice and was, like, just appreciative of everybody. Like,
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: people were coming up and interrupting us midway in. But yeah,
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: it was kind of cool that he was like really
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: nice and talked to everybody and put up with them,
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: even when I think some of them.
• 38:57
  Speaker 5: Weren't all there.
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: There was a kid sitting there. He was just messed
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: up and he was sitting there like looking at all
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: his photos and taking forever. And he was nice the
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: whole time. And it was kind of cool. I think
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: he was a little overwhelmed. He was seeing people go
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: by in the weird outfits, and somebody went by in
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: a giant Mad Hatter hat. He just looked at him,
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: and he was like, hey, look at that. He was
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: just like, check that out. I couldn't decide if he
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: thought it was ridiculous, but then he was like, no, man,
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: hats are back. I was like, all right, I'm on
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: board with this guy. Hats are back. So, yeah, I
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: think it's celebrities like that. I am glad to see it, though,
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: and I kind of like meeting those. The ones that are,
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: at least on the convention scene, huge. They're not really
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: huge in the real world, usually, but... Then they've got
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: that weird attitude, and they're like, I don't have to
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: be here, or I don't need you people.
• 39:46
  Speaker 5: The worst thing is you get the ones that are
• 39:48
  Speaker 5: on the bottom tier.
• 39:49
  Speaker 22: Yeah.
• 39:50
  Speaker 5: Bottom of the bucket tier.
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: I kind of feel sad for them.
• 39:52
  Speaker 20: That won't let you take a picture of them because
• 39:54
  Speaker 20: they're too damn famous, like the fucking Iron Sheik.
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 39:58
  Speaker 5: I still got a picture of you, you bastard. I heard,
• 40:01
  Speaker 5: what was it? Were you saying somebody yelled at? No.
• 40:05
  Speaker 12: We came up to Iron Sheik, and apparently there was
• 40:08
  Speaker 12: a guy who was just walking past that just clicked
• 40:10
  Speaker 12: a picture.
• 40:11
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 40:11
  Speaker 5: And I don't know if this was the Iron Sheik's manager.
• 40:14
  Speaker 19: Or some big black guy in a suit or something.
• 40:17
  Speaker 19: He was a dick.
• 40:17
  Speaker 8: He was like, move along.
• 40:18
  Speaker 5: He's a dickhole.
• 40:20
  Speaker 18: People are waiting for whoever it is, like the soup
• 40:22
  Speaker 18: Nazi across the thing.
• 40:24
  Speaker 8: Nobody gives a fuck about him.
• 40:25
  Speaker 5: He turns around on this guy and is like, Delete it.
• 40:28
  Speaker 5: He's like, yeah, you know, do you take a picture?
• 40:30
  Speaker 12: He's like, no pictures. He's like, delete it. Delete it now. Like,
• 40:33
  Speaker 12: wouldn't let the guy walk away. And the guy was
• 40:36
  Speaker 12: kind of smiling. I'm like, dude, I just left. I
• 40:38
  Speaker 12: just kept walking.
• 40:39
  Speaker 5: Fuck you. Don't put your hands on me.
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, really.
• 40:43
  Speaker 12: There's no sign up around here that says no photos
• 40:47
  Speaker 12: of the freaking Iron Sheik.
• 40:48
  Speaker 5: That was over in the Atom West.
• 40:49
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's true.
• 40:51
  Speaker 5: You know, exactly.
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: They were hardcore over there.
• 40:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they were hardcore. But, yeah, it's the Iron Sheik.
• 40:55
  Speaker 5: Nobody remembers who you are, dude. Like, I barely do.
• 40:58
  Speaker 5: I remember Hulk Hogan kicked your ass.
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: He always ended up kind of getting his ass. Yeah,
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: he was on the bad guy side, so eventually he
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: always had to get his ass kicked.
• 41:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I guess maybe he's upset about that.
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: Probably.
• 41:10
  Speaker 5: Whatever, still got your damn picture.
• 41:12
  Speaker 22: I like the one that Luke There's, like, people that
• 41:15
  Speaker 22: are famous and you get the one in the middle
• 41:16
  Speaker 22: that nobody likes.
• 41:17
  Speaker 7: Like, there was, like, the Spike, Glory, and Xander from Buffy.
• 41:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Glory.
• 41:21
  Speaker 22: Spike had a big old line. Xander had a big
• 41:23
  Speaker 22: old line. Glory was just in the middle by herself
• 41:25
  Speaker 22: because it's fucking Glory.
• 41:27
  Speaker 8: Nobody liked her.
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: I liked her on the show, but again, I wouldn't
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: know her if she walked past me.
• 41:31
  Speaker 22: Yeah.
• 41:31
  Speaker 7: James Marsters was there.
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: Where were you at?
• 41:33
  Speaker 7: I was standing right there for, like, 20 minutes.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: What the fuck?
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: Fuck! We walked right behind him. I told Misty to
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: reach through the little sheet there and grab ahold of Spike.
• 41:43
  Speaker 20: We were less than a foot from him because we
• 41:45
  Speaker 20: were right behind the curtain.
• 41:47
  Speaker 16: Take your arm at this point.
• 41:48
  Speaker 5: I was going to try to take a picture of
• 41:50
  Speaker 5: it through the curtain.
• 41:51
  Speaker 19: Cut it and take it.
• 41:52
  Speaker 5: Just kind of like a little.
• 41:53
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: Well, to continue our series of celebrities coming out of
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: the bathroom, I did see Xander coming out of the bathroom. Thankfully,
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: I wasn't in there. It was before I got to
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: the bathroom.
• 42:04
  Speaker 19: He was on Criminal Minds.
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: He was on Criminal Minds, yeah.
• 42:07
  Speaker 5: We saw him walk by when he was leaving.
• 42:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah, we saw him.
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: He seemed nice enough. I don't know. I was going
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: to go, say the beach.
• 42:12
  Speaker 16: Party, woo!
• 42:14
  Speaker 19: I did love that movie.
• 42:15
  Speaker 5: Loved that movie. Yeah, it's one of my favorite movies.
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: But yeah, that's most of our run-ins. That was about it,
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: I guess.
• 42:21
  Speaker 16: We met, well, I didn't meet technically, but I'm going
• 42:24
  Speaker 16: to tell everybody.
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: That I did.
• 42:27
  Speaker 16: I can't even fucking remember his name.
• 42:29
  Speaker 5: He played Sam Anderson on Battlestar Galactica.
• 42:32
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I played Sam Anderson on Galactica. And the guy
• 42:36
  Speaker 9: who played Saul and the one who played Ellen.
• 42:39
  Speaker 16: Such a huge fan, I can't remember the names.
• 42:41
  Speaker 9: Because I don't watch the beginning of Fast Forward.
• 42:44
  Speaker 19: That's a cheater.
• 42:45
  Speaker 23: Yeah.
• 42:47
  Speaker 9: But yeah, so that was cool. And I followed behind
• 42:49
  Speaker 9: him for about, 45 seconds.
• 42:50
  Speaker 7: I got to smell him. That was awesome.
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Okay, now it's definitely creepy stalker territory now.
• 42:56
  Speaker 16: By the way, if you ever listen to this, you
• 42:57
  Speaker 16: smell delicious.
• 42:58
  Speaker 7: So does John Schneider.
• 43:03
  Speaker 19: I bet the Old Spice dude smelled good.
• 43:05
  Speaker 7: I bet he did, too.
• 43:06
  Speaker 16: He smells like Old Spice.
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: No, he was wearing Brut. Just to fuck with people.
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: Fruit Brut. By Fabergé.
• 43:15
  Speaker 21: Yeah.
• 43:17
  Speaker 16: Oh.
• 43:19
  Speaker 19: What time is the checkout?
• 43:24
  Speaker 7: Oh, sorry.
• 43:31
  Speaker 16: It's okay.
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, don't interrupt the orgy, guys. We're all in the
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: bed and we're using electronic devices.
• 43:38
  Speaker 19: She sounded exactly like how maids are supposed to sound.
• 43:40
  Speaker 7: Yeah, kind of. Like Catalina?
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: Oh, I wish.
• 43:45
  Speaker 19: Come.
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: Come, turn down my bed.
• 43:48
  Speaker 16: Anyway.
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: I don't know. What else did we have?
• 43:51
  Speaker 19: We went to Super Dogs.
• 43:53
  Speaker 21: Oh, yeah.
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: I guess we should work that in here.
• 43:56
  Speaker 7: I had a Super Burger.
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: I had a Super Cheesy.
• 43:58
  Speaker 5: I spilled a whole drink on myself.
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's cool.
• 44:01
  Speaker 19: Someone angry.
• 44:04
  Speaker 7: There was a whole line of profanity.
• 44:08
  Speaker 16: Misty warned me when I.
• 44:10
  Speaker 7: Said, just hold on a second.
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: Stay out of the car. It's not safe now. I
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: think I'm glad I was still at the window at
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: that point.
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, right?
• 44:19
  Speaker 22: There were so many curse words so close together.
• 44:22
  Speaker 5: Oh, wow.
• 44:23
  Speaker 19: I still feel gross.
• 44:26
  Speaker 18: I had to go to the gym for an hour
• 44:29
  Speaker 18: after I ate that super dog.
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: By that time, I'd had my headache kicking. I don't know.
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: I don't know if it was just surrounded by geeks
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: or what, but yeah, by the end of the show,
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: I was like, ugh, I just want to go to sleep.
• 44:41
  Speaker 20: It could have been the potpourri of body odor that
• 44:46
  Speaker 20: came off of some of these people, like For the
• 44:49
  Speaker 20: most part, you didn't smell the good-smelling people.
• 44:51
  Speaker 5: I mean, you kind of did, but I always.
• 44:53
  Speaker 20: Got stuck behind somebody that smelled like a rotted dog.
• 44:57
  Speaker 21: Yeah.
• 44:58
  Speaker 5: Just smelled like a dead carcass.
• 44:59
  Speaker 9: Some of them smell exactly what you'd imagine their mom's
• 45:03
  Speaker 9: basement smells like.
• 45:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly.
• 45:07
  Speaker 20: And the problem was that was more the smell than
• 45:10
  Speaker 20: anything else.
• 45:11
  Speaker 5: It was like it just permeated the room.
• 45:13
  Speaker 20: God, they're going to have to clean that convention center.
• 45:15
  Speaker 21: Yeah.
• 45:16
  Speaker 19: That's why I had to leave. I was just like.
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: I like your description yesterday, Eric. How it was the
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: smell of death.
• 45:24
  Speaker 5: Pretty much.
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: You had a whole theory and everything.
• 45:29
  Speaker 5: I wish I could remember it, but I can't. I
• 45:32
  Speaker 5: believe it involved the.
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: The dead skin getting trapped within the fat rolls?
• 45:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what it is. That's the smell.
• 45:39
  Speaker 20: It's like they sweat profusely and then it gets trapped
• 45:42
  Speaker 20: in the fat.
• 45:43
  Speaker 5: Rolls and then the skin rots.
• 45:44
  Speaker 16: No.
• 45:44
  Speaker 5: And it's putrid.
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: And that's why.
• 45:48
  Speaker 19: That's why I was there for like.
• 45:49
  Speaker 18: 20 minutes, and then I was like, fuck this shit.
• 45:55
  Speaker 17: That's how I feel.
• 45:56
  Speaker 18: The last convention I was at in Chicago, that's exactly
• 45:59
  Speaker 18: how I felt.
• 45:59
  Speaker 19: I'm like, fuck this.
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: No.
• 46:01
  Speaker 16: But I was.
• 46:03
  Speaker 20: Telling Brian, one of the first, the first place that,
• 46:05
  Speaker 20: it was either the first or second place that we.
• 46:08
  Speaker 5: It was the second place that we stopped. I went
• 46:09
  Speaker 5: in the restroom.
• 46:11
  Speaker 20: And I told Brian, I was like, that was the
• 46:13
  Speaker 20: smell that was in the restroom. I walked in there,
• 46:15
  Speaker 20: I was like, God, it smells like a rotting corpse
• 46:16
  Speaker 20: in here.
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: It does.
• 46:19
  Speaker 5: It smells like death.
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 46:21
  Speaker 5: I was like, good God, if my nose was only
• 46:23
  Speaker 5: clogged up now.
• 46:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, right.
• 46:25
  Speaker 5: Joey's like, I can taste how you smell.
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: That's gross. Yeah, like.
• 46:31
  Speaker 16: Because there was this one guy, and God bless his
• 46:33
  Speaker 16: little heart.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: Big, massive.
• 46:36
  Speaker 16: Big, massive, overworked heart.
• 46:38
  Speaker 5: Overworked heart.
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: What?
• 46:40
  Speaker 7: Overworked hard.
• 46:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah. But he was.
• 46:44
  Speaker 9: He had this perfectly round face, kind of like a
• 46:46
  Speaker 9: garbage can.
• 46:49
  Speaker 7: And he had.
• 46:50
  Speaker 9: It's like his hair was combed over at some point,
• 46:53
  Speaker 9: but he had sweated and, like, wiped it so much,
• 46:56
  Speaker 9: it had, like, curled up into, like, this mass of springy, like,
• 47:01
  Speaker 9: twiggy wetness on top of his head.
• 47:04
  Speaker 16: He was sweating, and.
• 47:06
  Speaker 5: He looked glazed.
• 47:07
  Speaker 16: In my head, I was like, ugh.
• 47:11
  Speaker 5: I can taste how you smell.
• 47:13
  Speaker 16: I can taste how you smell.
• 47:14
  Speaker 18: If you were to say that to him, he would
• 47:16
  Speaker 18: have probably gotten a boner.
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: He probably would have been finished. Oh, that was awesome.
• 47:23
  Speaker 7: Oh, Jake!
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: Oh, you have to go write about this in my blog.
• 47:27
  Speaker 7: Today was my greatest day of my life.
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: I think we're dating now. I'm not sure. I'm going
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: to invite her over to meet Mom.
• 47:38
  Speaker 5: But then I didn't get her name or her number
• 47:40
  Speaker 5: or where she's from.
• 47:42
  Speaker 16: I followed her back to her hotel, but.
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: Oh, well, Misty had that great comb-over, too. You like
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: that guy.
• 47:48
  Speaker 7: Oh, that guy was fabulous.
• 47:50
  Speaker 22: He had, like, three strands of hair that he combed
• 47:53
  Speaker 22: over from this side to the other.
• 47:55
  Speaker 7: That's really convincing.
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, sadly, his wasn't a costume. He was behind one
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: of the tables. He was just working.
• 48:00
  Speaker 20: I like those that go all the way around, like,
• 48:04
  Speaker 20: to the back.
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: Those are good.
• 48:07
  Speaker 19: I slept on my neck wrong.
• 48:10
  Speaker 15: Sorry.
• 48:12
  Speaker 9: Are we done now?
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: I don't know. That round out the geek activities, which
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: were quite extensive yesterday. Yeah.
• 48:18
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: We will take a break and be back with What's
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: the Mock?
• 48:25
  Speaker 14: Slaughter Hotel, the final address for eight young nurses.
• 48:47
  Speaker 4: Slaughter Hotel. The whole world read the headlines. Now, for
• 48:51
  Speaker 4: those who dare enter the deformed world behind the headlines,
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: a motion picture that freezes at every scream. That hangs
• 49:01
  Speaker 4: on every dying breath. Slaughter Hotel. A reserved deathbed. Eight
• 49:10
  Speaker 4: innocent nurses. They faced death a thousand times. Now, they
• 49:14
  Speaker 4: were facing a massacre as one by one the life
• 49:17
  Speaker 4: was slashed from under them.
• 49:18
  Speaker 8: Screams.
• 49:20
  Speaker 4: Hotel a reserved deathbed the living will never get used
• 49:26
  Speaker 4: to death but to die this way slaughter hotel in
• 49:35
  Speaker 4: color in violence in shock.
• 49:47
  Speaker 11: Hi, this is William Ragsdale from Fright Night, and you're
• 49:49
  Speaker 11: listening to Movie Meltdown.
• 49:53
  Speaker 6: All right, we're back with What's the Buzz?
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: Groovy.
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: Groovy.
• 50:15
  Speaker 24: All right so this one again i don't know that
• 50:27
  Speaker 24: all they want to talk about anymore is freaking spider-man
• 50:29
  Speaker 24: it's kind of overdone but i thought this fact.
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: Was sort of interesting because it's strained from the uh
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: tradition of spider-man for years now Columbia Pictures and director
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: Mark Webb are looking, this week, this weekend is kind
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: of their big meet-up with the actresses to take over
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: as the new romantic interest for Peter Parker. So the
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: identity of the character is not yet known, but who
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: it isn't is Mary Jane.
• 50:53
  Speaker 7: They are.
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: they're getting rid of i don't know if they're just
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: writing her out all together or if they're just postponing
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: it and planning ahead in several movies they're yeah they're
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: doing a reboot and it's going back to high school
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: so now i guess maybe this is pre mary jane
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: or i don't even know if they're gonna have mary
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: jane in there as a side character well no they're
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: just rebooting they're starting over Because the last one kind.
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: Of sucked, so.
• 51:16
  Speaker 5: I didn't even see the last one. Nobody did. The
• 51:18
  Speaker 5: two were so good, though.
• 51:20
  Speaker 8: I know.
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: The first two are pretty awesome.
• 51:21
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: Well, they went through, like, what every damn superhero movie does.
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: They just.
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: They add too many characters. They overcomplicate things. There's too
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: many stupid special effects scenes that they don't need, so...
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: I mean, at least this one's Mark Webb. He's a
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: lot more key. Down key.
• 51:37
  Speaker 9: Webb.
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: Web.
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: Web.
• 51:38
  Speaker 10: I know.
• 51:38
  Speaker 8: Lord.
• 51:39
  Speaker 19: They probably just hired him for that because.
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: They're not Well, he did do 500 Days of Summer.
• 51:45
  Speaker 10: Oh, really?
• 51:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: Doing Spider-Man, so figure that out.
• 51:49
  Speaker 17: I do love 500 Days of Summer.
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: Do you want to tell them why you're far away?
• 51:52
  Speaker 16: I'm putting makeup on my face.
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: I'm just putting makeup on right now. So, she's a
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: little more removed, that's why. And she's stabbing herself in
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: the eye.
• 52:03
  Speaker 18: Misty told me that my mustache is.
• 52:06
  Speaker 10: I was like, I need to bleach my mustache.
• 52:08
  Speaker 17: Tom Sellecky. She said, no, it's more like a Mexican
• 52:11
  Speaker 17: guy in high school.
• 52:14
  Speaker 16: Oh, wow.
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: Oh, I don't even know what to do with that.
• 52:17
  Speaker 17: I just thought I'd share that.
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: Oh, Lord.
• 52:20
  Speaker 17: Wharton, back about my life.
• 52:22
  Speaker 7: And your mustache.
• 52:23
  Speaker 8: And my mustache.
• 52:24
  Speaker 7: And then we can all see your butt crack from here.
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: That's why I'm facing this direction. I'm trying to read.
• 52:28
  Speaker 17: I didn't think this was a TV show.
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: Oh, I thought that's what we were going to do
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: to bring people in, though.
• 52:33
  Speaker 5: That's just part of who you are.
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: That's true, actually.
• 52:38
  Speaker 20: You can't accept Marlena without knowing you're going to see
• 52:40
  Speaker 20: a little boob and a little bit.
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: Of butt crack.
• 52:44
  Speaker 5: That's true.
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: You can't fight it, really.
• 52:47
  Speaker 7: Boob, butt crack, and Marlena. Mustache.
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: Okay, you're kind of killing it, miss. It was an
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: enticing offer for many people until you got to that.
• 52:59
  Speaker 7: Some people might like the mustache.
• 53:01
  Speaker 14: You never know.
• 53:03
  Speaker 8: Oh, Lord.
• 53:04
  Speaker 17: I usually bleach it for the record, but I just forgot.
• 53:08
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: Oh, Lord.
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: So, yeah, they don't even know for sure. They're throwing
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: out a lot of different names as to who the
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: candidate could be, but they're naming people that were in
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: Spider-Man 3, so I'm like, well, they're not going to
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: reuse the same actresses if they're rebooting, so I don't know.
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: At this point, I'm not even going to put too
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: much into most of these people they're throwing out there,
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: although I do like Emojean Poots.
• 53:29
  Speaker 15: Poots?
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: Poots.
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: She was the girl in 28 Weeks Later. She's the
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: older of the two kids, but now she's much older,
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: and she's actually kind of cool. That, or, you know,
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: Emma Roberts. She's the next It Girl. She'll be in
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: everything in the next two years.
• 53:45
  Speaker 11: She is pretty cute.
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: All right, so on to more computer nerds. David Fincher's
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: Facebook drama, The Social Network, isn't even out yet, but
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: now they're working on Googled. Because there's the book of
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: the same name, Google The End of the World As
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: We Know It. It tells the story of the Stanford
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: PhD students that made their attempt to make a better
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: search engine using such business principles as you can make
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: money without doing evil. Bullshit.
• 54:14
  Speaker 19: This is the stupidest thing ever. Quit making fucking stupid movies.
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: Well, that's the thing. And this isn't like, this really
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: is a trend because they just released this past month,
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: they came out with Middleman. which has got Luke Wilson
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: and Giovanni Ribisi. Basically, that one was about the... The
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: first people who realized you could make money off the internet. Which, again,
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: is a very interesting story. It basically ends up becoming
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: selling porn on the internet. But I mean... But at
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: least it's got an interesting backstory.
• 54:41
  Speaker 6: It does.
• 54:42
  Speaker 7: Everybody can get on board for porn.
• 54:44
  Speaker 5: Nobody gives a fuck about search engines.
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: Not really.
• 54:46
  Speaker 7: Unless you're searching for porn.
• 54:48
  Speaker 2: Exactly. That's right. That's what I think is weird.
• 54:50
  Speaker 16: You can spin in people.
• 54:51
  Speaker 7: That's it.
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: There's one or two interesting stories in this kind of area.
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: But why we need an entire string of movies coming
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: out about... computer nerds in college realizing that they can
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: make tons of money or just stumbling upon i mean
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: a lot of these people you didn't even know and
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: usually they got screwed out of it i think that's
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: what they found out in the middle man is like
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: these two guys came up with it and then luke
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: wilson's the businessman that went oh good idea and stole
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: it from him more or less so that's usually what
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: happens with most of these it's nerds that come up
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: with the idea and then some corporate bastard goes oh
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: here's a lot of money i want to take what
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: you're doing and put it in with what i'm already
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: doing Maybe even more money. Yeah, so how many of
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: these do we need? Are we going to have the
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: Twitter story? Are we going to have a YouTube movie?
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: I mean, what? I don't know.
• 55:35
  Speaker 17: Who's watching this shit?
• 55:37
  Speaker 7: Who cares?
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: Well, again, I mean, Social Network actually does. I watched
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: the trailer. It looks like a fucking good movie because
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: it's got David Fincher behind it. But you're not going
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: to have David Fincher doing all of these. So a
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: lot of these are going to start to suck.
• 55:48
  Speaker 16: There's a MySpace movie.
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: It'll go straight to DVD. Straight to five years ago
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: when people would have cared. So, yeah, I just want
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: to know who they're going to cast in the Ain't
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: It Cool News movie. Who's going to be... Are they
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: going to get... What's his name from... My name is.
• 56:10
  Speaker 7: Ethan Supley?
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's Ethan Supley. He played him in the... Fanboys? Yeah,
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: he played him in Fanboys. So, yeah, I guess he
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: can reprise his role and do the Ain't It Cool movie.
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: I just think it's a ridiculous new string of movies
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: that keep coming out.
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: Sure enough.
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: This is actually getting away from some of the ridiculousness.
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: In the last few years, Hollywood has started developing a
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: plethora of movie projects based on board games.
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: Battleship.
• 56:36
  Speaker 18: Monopoly.
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: We've made fun of all these movies.
• 56:38
  Speaker 17: Connector.
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: But now, J.J. Abrams and Bad Robot. are just setting
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: their sights on a game that no big company would
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: bother to acquire to get the rights to. They'd probably
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: be afraid of it. He's working on Seven Minutes in Heaven. Huh? Yeah,
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: that's what I thought. I'm assuming we're all sort of
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: familiar with the go-in-a-closet-and-make-out game. That's basically how the game works.
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: I've never played that game. I don't think I want to,
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: and they probably would kick me out of most of
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: the slumber parties now if I showed up.
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: Anyway, so.
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: Technically, there already was a movie called Seven Men in Heaven,
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: and it was not bad. It was one of those
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: 80s sort of comedies about kids in school and romance
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: and whatnot. I don't remember hating it, but I haven't
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: seen it since, like, 86, so, you know, what are
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: you going to do? But, yeah, this one, once again,
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: leave it to J.J. Abrams to put his own special
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: spin on this one. I do like the plot synopsis here.
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: The premise of Seven Minutes in Heaven is that two
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: teenagers come back out of the closet and find that
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: all their friends are now dead. Hey, that sounds good.
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: I like that.
• 57:39
  Speaker 7: That's fucking awesome.
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: I was like, wow.
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: Why?
• 57:42
  Speaker 17: Jim Jones Kool-Aid?
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: Who cares? It's an awesome story already. It's like, it
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: goes from being a sappy romance movie to dead people everywhere.
• 57:52
  Speaker 7: There are teenagers everywhere.
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: That's even better. Even better. So yeah, I thought that
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: was actually, once again, J.J. Abrams, he's not really slacking
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: on his projects lately, so I'm kind of looking forward
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: to that one.
• 58:03
  Speaker 5: They could apply that to any game, actually. Like, you know,
• 58:07
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: Mystery Date.
• 58:10
  Speaker 23: Dead.
• 58:11
  Speaker 5: Or Sorry.
• 58:12
  Speaker 20: Even if you're playing the game, two of them get
• 58:15
  Speaker 20: up to go get refreshments in the kitchen, come back,
• 58:17
  Speaker 20: they're all dead, you know?
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: I want it to be whoever touches the Pop-O-Matic bubble.
• 58:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 58:22
  Speaker 2: Don't touch the problematic bubble.
• 58:23
  Speaker 5: He puts a bubble and the whole house blows up.
• 58:25
  Speaker 7: Don't touch the bubble.
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: I know. It's addictive, isn't it?
• 58:28
  Speaker 16: You have to to play the game.
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but you know everybody just sat there pushing it
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: anyway for like an hour before the game started.
• 58:35
  Speaker 20: Sometimes I'd get in the closet and take the box
• 58:37
  Speaker 20: lid off just to pop the bubble.
• 58:39
  Speaker 22: You heard closet bubble poppers?
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: Shh, don't tell anybody.
• 58:44
  Speaker 19: They're so weird.
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: Oh, this one I just thought some people here might care.
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: There's not even much story to it, but... While promoting
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: his last version of this movie, Michael Jha White revealed
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: that he's already working on ideas for Black Dynamite 2.
• 58:59
  Speaker 16: Awesome.
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: There you go, Jay. I knew you'd be up for
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: that one.
• 59:01
  Speaker 5: Dude, he's fucking cool.
• 59:03
  Speaker 2: There's not even any details on it, but his only
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: quote is, he said about the sequel, Well, you know
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: how Black Dynamite just grows in its ridiculousness? Well, this
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: will be a fitting sequel. It's damn ridiculous. It's good
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: to know.
• 59:15
  Speaker 7: Dude, that guy is fucking cut as hell.
• 59:17
  Speaker 8: Nice.
• 59:18
  Speaker 4: He is.
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: He's cut like Green Lantern, yeah.
• 59:20
  Speaker 5: Dude, that guy is like a fucking god.
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: He is.
• 59:23
  Speaker 5: I'm like, jeez, man. How much working out does he
• 59:25
  Speaker 5: have to do? Probably none. He's probably one of those
• 59:27
  Speaker 5: guys that's like, I don't work out. I just eat cheeseburgers. Bastards.
• 59:30
  Speaker 5: Damn you.
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: With donuts for buns.
• 59:33
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we will round it out with this one. With
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: Piranha 3D hitting theaters today... Director Alexander Aja, who we
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: keep bringing up. He was already talking about remaking Maniac
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: a few weeks ago. But once again, they come up
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: with new projects they want to do every week and
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: a half around here. This one, although, I'm on board for.
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: I don't even know of the original, but I like
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: it already. So he announced plans this week for a
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: new adaptation that will take him out of the horror
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: and remake field, which is pretty much all he's done.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: And he wants to do Cobra, the space pirate. Are
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 2: you familiar with this, Roger? I think he's asleep already.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 5: Cobra the Space Pirate.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: Have you heard of Cobra the Space Pirate? Cobra the
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: Space Pirate, no. It is a 1978 to 84 space
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: opera manga that was then developed into an anime series
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: and as a film in Japan, perhaps.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 16: Huh.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: It said it was very popular in Europe, but not
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: so much in the U.S., so... Yeah, it's supposedly, let's see,
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: Cobra is a futuristic space pirate who refuses to align
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 2: with the United Galaxies Federation or the Pirates Guild, resulting
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 2: in a bounty being placed on his head. Cobra teams
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: up with a beautiful bounty hunter named Jane as they
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: try to locate her sisters in a quest to find
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: lost treasure on Mars. This all sounds fucking awesome.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 17: Kind of sounds like Cowboy Bebop a little bit.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: Kind of. That's what I was thinking.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 18: Which.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: I guess, I don't know, they don't plan on doing
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: a live-action version of that. No, they are, that's right. Keanu, fuck.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 7: Yeah, Keanu's like behind the project.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: Keanu's going to fuck it up, though.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 17: But that's been like ten years.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 5: I don't even know how that happened.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so maybe that'll fall apart. Because I'd rather see
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: this the way it sounded. It sounds pretty awesome, too.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 18: Yeah, I don't know.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: I just thought that sounded like a pretty awesome idea
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: for a movie. If they, again, do a good job
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: on it.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 7: Good luck with that.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: You never know. Aja, he makes good stuff. Piranha notwithstanding.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: I haven't seen it yet.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: I don't know how much.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 2: Oh lord so yep that is pretty much it for
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: the buzz.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 5: They bribed jerry o'connell with cheeseburgers right.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 16: Yeah we'll take your children away if you're not in.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 20: This movie yeah they just offered him some of them
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 20: uh crispy cream cheeseburgers.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: Fried that'll do it all right so i will attempt
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: to uh put to some of the Richard Anderson interview here.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: I don't know how much of it's going to sound good,
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: but we'll see what we can piece together. Once again,
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: he is pretty awesome. He definitely had... It's harder. You
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: missed some of the cool parts.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 7: Is he saying Richard Anderson?
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 2: Richard Anderson.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 7: I keep waiting for Richard Deenan.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: He's not MacGyver. I saw it at first.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 16: I was like... He's cooler than MacGyver.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 4: No. No.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: No, he kind of is.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 20: How many times have people thrown a rubber band and
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 20: a paper clip at him and he'd be like, write something!
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: Richard Anderson? Hopefully never. He'll be like, that's not even
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: my show, fuck you. So yeah, I don't know. Once again,
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: you lose a little bit in the audio form because
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: he's such a cool old guy because he'd be in
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: the middle of a story and he'd kind of nudge
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: me at the appropriate point and be like, you know.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 2: He was doing all these little motions that I'm like,
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: this guy's a storyteller, let me tell you. So you
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: lose a lot of it to the audio and mostly
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: to the fucking noise going on. Screw you, Samsung, for
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: putting your table like one aisle over and busting out
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: the techno.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 20: Blastin' techno DJ battle with boy boy techno boy.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: Oh, fuck you guys.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 5: Good lord.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: So yeah, you're bringing down Richard and ain't cool. But
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: either way, here's some of what we got with Richard.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you, this is something. You don't have one
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: of those hats?
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: That's what I have.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 5: You know that?
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 8: I'm talking to you.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 8: See?
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 2: I'm definitely on board for that, yeah. All right. We're
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: here with Richard Anderson. Just kind of wanted to do
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: an overview of some of your career. How did you
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 2: originally get involved in acting?
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: I was seven years old. I was going to the
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: movies with my brother in New York City. It's a
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: 96-feet theater. And I love the cowboy movies. And I
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: saw this one guy. He didn't say much. I mean,
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: I didn't talk much. But he moved in an awful
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: center way. And when he said something, when he said something,
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: he was paying attention because he didn't say much. Big,
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: tall guy about my height. And so I decided I
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: was going to try my hand at acting. In California,
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: I kissed the ground. Grabbed the oranges off the trees.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: You know, they're all oranges coming into LA. And I
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: finally met the guy. In Mexico City. We were at
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: a film festival, and a fellow that was kind of
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: running had called me up where I was told, and
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: he said.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 2: Well, the guy's here. You were my first person that
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 2: I worked.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 7: With when I went in.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: My name is John Galanski, and you were very kind.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 5: And you were very kind to me, and I thank you. Yeah,
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 5: it was.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 23: I said to you that day, I said, I was
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 23: a contract player at Universal.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 20: I had come out from New York, and I said,
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 20: this is my first public show.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 5: And you said, don't worry, this is the last.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 4: Have a good time.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 5: Just remember, nobody knows anything. You'll be fine.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 23: And I was still saying the same thing.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 8: That town didn't know anything.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 5: So you were very, very sweet. You were very sweet.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: There you go. Did you get it?
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: So, a fella calls me up, who I know, and
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: he says, the guy you really admire is up there.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: Go over to the place.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 4: Come over.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: Mexico City. So, I went up there, and there he was,
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: this guy. Short coat, all handwear. made clothes, talking on
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: the phone. He said, exactly like I saw him in
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: the movie. Next thing I know, I'm sitting next to
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: him right at dinner, talking movies. So I said to him,
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: what do you think about movies, working on movies? He says, well,
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: I can tell when I do the first scene of
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: the movie with the lady whether the movie is going
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: to be any good at all. And he mumbled something
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: like chemistry. And I said, anything else along that line? Well,
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: my agent calls in offering me a script, and I say, well.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: He says, well, never mind. And he calls again, and
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: he says, you got a script? He says, yeah. I said, okay,
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: I'll do it. I said, what's that about? He says,
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: I told my agent when I came out here, I'll
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: never do a picture if I don't get the lady
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: at the end. Finally, I said, I got a question
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: for you. What about? I said, acting. I so admire
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: the way you act. You do less. You got anything
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: to say about.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 10: It?
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: Well, Dick, I don't know too much about that, but
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: Don't ever get caught doing it. His name is Gary Cooper.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 5: Nice.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: Very nice. That's how I got started. I worked my
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: way into live television and it was in 49 and
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: everybody was watching that damn thing. Hating it, the studios
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: and everything. So everybody's watching it. Especially Drake saw it
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: and turned to her husband and said, this guy, look
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: at him. I was doing comedy scenes and I came
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: back like, you know, American Idol, you know. So, best
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: of luck. So, I mean, she mentioned it to Grant
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: and he looked and he said, geez, the guy's good
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: at comedy. And he was working on a picture in
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: Mexico and he saw the head of the studio and said,
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: get this guy over here. So, I saw him and
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: Joey Sherry was the name and he says, well, let's
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: make some film of our own. So, I spent about
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: a week down in the casting area and found a
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: Cowboy and the Lady Gary Cooper movie. And I got that,
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: and we made the test, and a young cowboy comes in,
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: this beautiful lady, and says, Hi.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 16: She says, Hi.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: She says, Go ahead, Sam. I'll get into something more comfortable.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: So I went over to the stand, and I'm doing
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: this so you can't see it, but he hits something
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: with his nose, a powder puff. And then he looks
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: and he sees something else, and something else, you know, hair,
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: picture hair. It's evidently something she has there. And then he,
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: gets some ice there. So he picks up a glass
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: and he throws the ice up in the air, gets
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: it in the glass. I just did that all. It
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: wasn't in the script at all. And then she comes
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: in and she hasn't got much on. Sally Forrest was
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: her name. She was at the studio. In those days,
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: that wasn't much. And then she says, well, come sit
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: by me by the by the couch. I said, excuse
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: me ma'am, I've got to go. They loved it. So
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: that's how I got started. 24 movies later.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 2: You've had a lengthy career in a lot of different projects.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: What's the biggest change over the years in working in
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 2: different projects? Have you noticed as time has gone by
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 2: how things have changed?
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: The president is trying to get the health bill passed.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: He missed the first time, and he needed a Democratic
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: senator to change his mind. I don't talk politics or religion,
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: but this is a very, very interesting thing that I
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: heard about him. He got him in the office, and
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: he said, Senator, please talk to me about what your
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: problems are with the health bill. every major civilized country
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: has had for many, many years, and we've never had
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: one here. It's always been knocked down. So for 20 minutes,
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: the senator claimed his position. Long pause. The president said, Senator,
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: I want you to know, and he was listening to
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: everything he said, and the senator knew it. I want
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: you to know how difficult it is for people to change.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: He went back and changed his mind. He said, the
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: guy listened to me. I guess I'm trying to say
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: something here. When you work, things are going to change
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: all the time. I remember someone once said to me,
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: I never forgot it, he said, very much the same thing.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: Be flexible. That's what he said to me. Be, you know,
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: be ready to, you know, if you're wrong, you know,
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: accept the being wrong. He didn't say all that, but
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to say that. Don't try to keep saying, well,
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: I told you so. And don't try to keep saying, well,
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: look how good I was, what I did. No! Stay
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: away from that.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 21: You know?
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: And I'll never forget it. I never forgot it. And
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: the real top people I've met in the business, the real,
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: really top people, I happen to be a Lincoln student,
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: Roosevelt student. I lived under some of the things he
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: did to save my life and to save my family's life.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: They were all very wealthy and lost everything. That's the worst.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: I wonder if you've never had it. But if you've
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: had it, it's awful tough. And I grew up that way.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 2: And I guess, you know, again, most people probably know
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 2: you from TV and specifically from Six Million Dollar Man
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: and Bionic Woman. So you had something to tell people
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 2: on that one?
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: Well, something very interesting. The Six Million Dollar Man, when
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: it's finished its run in 1978, it has never run
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: on television in the United States since because of a
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: court challenge. Now, I've been trying for a long time to.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: Get something going so we did the three two hour
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: movies that I produced over there I saw all that
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: through and I've been waiting feverishly to find out when
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: that court battle ended and it ended this is what
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: I'm saying to you all it ended Universal Studios spending
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: a million dollars to update the six million dollar man's
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: five years and the bionic woman's five years with the
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: new technology it's all Blue, green, whatever, blue screen, whatever
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: you call it.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: And we've been doing interviews, Lee and Lindsay and myself,
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: and of course directors and writers and everybody survived, to
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: put in front of it. So, the DVDs, Monoclonal will
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: be out October 15th for sale. We'll have comments in
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: the beginning about it all. The $ 6 million man will
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: come out probably a month later. They are very, very
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: excited about the fact that that people have been coming
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: up to me throughout the years saying, I grew up
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: on the $ 6 million man. I was just a kid,
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: you know, and so forth. But what's interesting here is
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: being a kid, they'll want to see that again, bring
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: back memories, and they've told their children about it. The
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: children will have an opportunity who are now grown up
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: to see it. and these children who maybe have children.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: We're talking three generations. It's very likely we'll want to
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: get a taste of it and see what it's like.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: And the results of it are that we might have
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: really a gigantic happening with all this. Lee has done
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: some promoting and Lindsay and myself. And in fact, we're
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: going to be in New York the first week in October.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: And Lindsay's I had some other things to do, but
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: I think she's coming now. First five days. Madison Square Garden.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: The convention is right next to Madison Square Garden. You
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: hear what I'm saying? And we are going to have
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: a convention here together with the fact that the shows
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: are going to be opening. And we'll have Lee Majors,
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: who had never, never been at Dunder Convention before, call
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: me two weeks ago. And he says, hello... Oscar? I said,
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: all right, Steve, what do you want? He says, I'm
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: a little bored here. I'm going on a picture. I can't...
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: You know, I haven't done a convention, but... I said, well,
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: there's one starting in New York. His wife was on
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: the phone. She said, oh, yeah, that's been pushed up.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: And he said, do you have... So I told him
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: about Wizard, which I think is a classy outfit. And they...
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: And I called Gary Greenberg, who handles the talent, and
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: Lee calls me ten minutes later, I'm coming, I'll see
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: you in New York. Or he said, maybe we should,
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: we'll go together. I said, no, you better bring your
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: wife to count the money. It's going to be transporting
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: to your hands. You're going to need a truck. Because
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: he's never done one. And of course.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: The Wizard has right away put it on their website
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: in big, big figures so that it's pretty well... Everybody
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: I talk to, they all know it. So that's big.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: Lee will be there. Lindsay will be there. I'm sure
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: she's coming. She's going to make it. I'm going to
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: be there. And we are going to have four days
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: in New York. And I want everybody in New York
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: to know It's going to be a bionic week.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 2: That sounds pretty good. All right. Well, we will help
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 2: spread the word on it then. Thank you for talking
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 2: to us today.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 5: It's good to meet you.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 2: Just to round it out. Shark to Bus Countdown.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 8: Hell yeah.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 2: Hells yeah.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 13: I've got a picture called Sharktopus, which comes out September
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 13: 25th on the Sci-Fi Channel.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 2: As of right now, it is 34 days, 9 hours,
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 2: 19 minutes, and 6 seconds until the premiere of Sharktopus.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 2: Fucking A. Okay, kids, get out your decoder pens. Hey,
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 2: that's pretty exciting for everybody laying in bed right now.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 21: Oh, my God.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 2: It's about as exciting as it gets, and it's sad,
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 2: I guess, because everybody's laying in bed right now. We
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 2: were trying to convince the people at the hotel that
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 2: it's not that kind of party, but I think that
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 2: maid had the wrong idea. Okay, so, it's time for
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 2: the rundown of the next two movies, which might.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 19: We all are sitting in bed with you in front
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 19: of the laptops.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 2: I know. That's why we rented this room. Just like
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 2: every weekend, I come up here and make porn.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 3: Set your pins to B2.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: Here is the message.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 2: So, yeah, next weekend... Actually, I think we're reversing them.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 2: We told you guys to go ahead and watch Night
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 2: of the Creeps. I'm sure most of you have seen
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 2: it anyway, so don't worry about it. We're going to
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 2: push it ahead a week. So, as of next week,
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 2: we're going to squeeze in one that originally, yeah, I'd
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 2: heard of a while ago, but Greg came to us
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 2: and was like, holy shit, you guys need to watch
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 2: this movie. So I'm trying to secure him on board
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 2: to come over and watch it with us. But we're
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 2: going to watch The Apple.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 21: The Apple.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 2: The Apple.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 16: Hmm.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 2: He's innocent. Yeah, you're pretty excited about it. I think
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 2: you forgot or anything. That's the futuristic post-apocalyptic musical. I
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 2: don't know what the hell's going on in this movie,
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 2: but I need to see it, so... Yep, go ahead,
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 2: find it. And once again, it's on this channel, if
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 2: I remember. They've been playing it hit and miss. If not,
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 2: I don't think it's on DVD, so get to work
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 2: finding yourself a version of it. But it's pretty awesome.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 2: Or may very well be. We'll have to see. The Apple.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 19: The Apple.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 2: And after that, we will be back with the Affirmant
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 2: and Night of the Creeps episode, so... prepare yourself and
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 2: all your creepiness.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 5: That's excellent.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 16: Awesome.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 2: That is it from the hotel room. If we decide
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 2: to piece together anything else between here and back home,
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 2: I guess we'll throw it in there.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: But otherwise.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 23: Hi, this is famous Hollywood producer Robert Evans. You know,
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 23: I've made a lot of powerful enemies during my time
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 23: in Hollywood. Like the time I pushed Steve McQueen in
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 23: front of a moving car on the set of The
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 23: Getaway because he was macking on my lady, Allie McGraw.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 23: But I've made one great friend, a boffo friend if
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 23: you will, since I retired. It's called Show Show, and
• 1:19:37
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• 1:19:41
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• 1:19:46
  Speaker 23: Showshow at showshow.podomatic.com or search Showshow, all one word, in
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 23: the iTunes store.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: It's part of your problem, you know.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 3: You haven't seen enough movies. All of life's riddles are
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 3: answered in the movies. And now, on with the show.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: Chicago, Chicago, that toddlin' town. Chicago, Chicago, I will show
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: you around.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 2: So we are parked out on the street here in Chicago.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 2: Where did we go? I've lost track already. Bleeding Heart Bakery.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 2: We went to the alley. Hollywood Mirror? We've been tooling around,
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 2: wandering the streets of Chicago. I got lost in a
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 2: hippie store. What was that?
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 8: I got lost in a hippie store.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 9: I was drawn in by the smell of patchouli, and
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 9: I know good things follow when that happens.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 2: Oh, really? And did they?
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 9: No, I just got mesmerized by some African art for
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 9: a while.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 2: Well, that's all good.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 8: It didn't have to be, like, a hippie.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 16: Store at all.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 8: It was, like, a multicultural store, I suppose.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 2: A lot cooler than just hippies. Roger, you almost saw
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 2: a scuffle. How'd that go?
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: It was pretty excellent.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 11: Apparently, there were some people protesting in the store. Apparently,
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 11: a supposed Nazi works at the store. And they had
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 11: really cool construction paper, black ink pen flyers made out saying,
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 11: no Nazi on it. Until somebody in the store came out,
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 11: and there was a scuffle, and they ran off. The
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 11: guy that was, I guess, heading this debacle of a protest,
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 11: he looked like a hippie, like dreadlocked. Yeah, completely out
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 11: of his element, I don't know. He was getting beat
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 11: down by this big dude that came out of the store, though.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 2: Nice.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 3: The Nazi.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 2: The Nazi.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 11: I don't know if he's a Nazi.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 5: Who knows?
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 8: But it was excellent.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 2: Oh, nice. Down with Nazis. That's how it goes around here.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 16: I saw the Wienermobile yesterday.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 2: What was that?
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 9: The Oscar Mayer Wienermobile.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 8: Where was this? Outside of the convention center.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 2: Somehow I missed the Wiener mobile.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it rolled by. I'm going to stop it. Wiener
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 8: on wheels. Wiener.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 2: I did see the Batmobile, and I saw the Back
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 2: to the Future DeLorean. Ah, yes, the DeLorean.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 16: I almost got in trouble for taking a picture of
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 16: the DeLorean.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 2: I took several pictures, but they forgot to yell at me.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 7: Oh, I'm going to die.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 16: Oh.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 2: There's the L.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 16: Yeah, the L.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 2: Heading over the L. It's very cinematic now.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 16: Oh, I smell fried Irish food. Oh, delicious.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 2: Oh, God. Oh, delicious.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 8: Everything's sweet. It's just fuck. Yeah, really, right?
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 2: Once again, everything's better if it's fried.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 8: Exactly.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 2: That's un-American.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 8: If it's Irish fried food, you can't turn it down, really.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 21: And I'm going to have to.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 19: Go biking as soon as I get home.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 9: It's like on the way home, just dream about biking,
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 9: and maybe it'll help.
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I feel like, and I know this is unjustified
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 10: because this is why I got so fat, but I
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 10: feel like thinking about exercising is so strenuous that that
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 10: should be enough. I agree.
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 2: Why doesn't that work?
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 9: My main goal this weekend was to steal a moped
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 9: while I was here.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 2: That didn't work out at all?
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 9: No, I only saw one and it was ugly.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 8: Yeah, you know, I didn't see any mopeds.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 17: I know there's like a whole bunch of douchey mopeds.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 9: Like scene kids?
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 16: Yeah, where are you scene kids?
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 1: Fuck.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 16: I know they all live in Reno, too.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 2: I'm getting a lot of rollerblades, actually. I've seen several
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 2: of those scooting on by.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 8: I haven't seen that.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 16: Ever. Like on the street.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't get a lot of rollerblades in our neighborhood. No.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 2: We would just shove them down and laugh at them. No,
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 2: I see skateboarders. I don't see rollerbladers.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 2: It's because the skateboard kids would beat them up. Because
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 2: they're uncool. See, one more reason. You don't want to
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 2: be that.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 11: We're in the back of the van.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 6: It is pretty awesome.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 2: Are you texting each other from inside the vehicle? Holy shit. Yeah,
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 2: but it's usually me. That's uncool. But I'm usually sitting
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 2: right beside you. And you're texting back and forth. That's sad. Otherwise,
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 2: I guess that about does it. We will return next week.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 2: Same geek time, same geek feed. Thanks for listening. Thanks, guys.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 16: Bye.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 15: Bye.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 17: I forgot you were still recording.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 11: Goodbye.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 8: Say it like you mean it.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 4: God.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 2: Hey, you know what?
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 18: It's a really good place to eat.
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 21: Eyeballs float in wet green grass. I've got a chainsaw
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 21: motor that's filled with rain.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 2: But when it.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 21: Sinks, I bop my eyes, all bulging when the big
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 21: sun drops through.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 16: I dance forward while I'm in deep sleep.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 5: When I'm asleep or twilight zones, I take a break.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 16: Elevator press, fast forward.
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 21: I can de-grind these teeth and feet through time.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 16: If I can bring things.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 5: Back, they'd be back wild. When I saw the future.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 5: The geeks were right.
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 9: Egghead boys with thin white legs.
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 21: They've got modified features and software brains But that's what
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 21: the girls like The geeks were right.
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 5: When I saw the future.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 14: The peaks were right.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 21: Regular skills, chemical wars, plastic islands.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 20: At sea.
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 16: Watch what the humans.
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 2: Ruin with machines.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 21: I pause, float in wet green grass I'm in a chainsaw,
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 21: quiet in dreams That fend to let me cut through
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 21: time And stretch out, but I'm like a drug I
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 21: roll and wet, eyes crossed while I'm in need.
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 5: Breath, sleep, or do I light songs? I take a break, elevate,
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 5: I press.
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 21: Fast forward so I can find peace Deep in me,
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 21: through time If I can breathe, it's back.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 16: To me.
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 2: Holy shit we're watching army of darkness in the vehicle
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 2: driving home that's how fucking awesome vhs sadly pan and
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 2: scan but we are cruising in luxury whilst watching the
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 2: smart action here Awesome.
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 16: Awesome.
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• 1:28:31
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• 1:28:34
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