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FULL SHOW: Jono's Back Alley Deals... · Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast

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  Speaker 1: This shown would being podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Hey that's us, brought to you by Hello Fresh, the
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  Speaker 2: Experts and Tastes.
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  Speaker 1: That kiwis love.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to the podcast on a Wednesday morning. Is Megan
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  Speaker 2: need some rubarb? Doesn't make you mean to say?
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  Speaker 3: Isn't it?
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  Speaker 4: Rubert lad ye want me to say that? I think
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  Speaker 4: it means your mouth ulad Rubert mallad over and over
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  Speaker 4: broadcasting school is a time.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe it's mama rub It's not meant to be
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  Speaker 2: a tongue to us. It's meant to just kind of
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  Speaker 2: warm up your mouth.
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  Speaker 5: I think no idea like Irish risk Watch is that
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  Speaker 5: is Irish?
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  Speaker 1: Irish Watch. That's a tug to us.
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  Speaker 2: Kids are doing that on me the other day and I
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  Speaker 2: was not good at saying and I felt like I
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  Speaker 2: was would be drinking.
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  Speaker 5: Get us Irish.
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  Speaker 4: The Irish don't even make risk Watch.
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  Speaker 1: They should Irish Watch sounds that you put on an.
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  Speaker 3: Irish ex What was What was intriguing though, was the
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  Speaker 3: term Megan. Of course, of course, what would you expect
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  Speaker 3: grows her own scratch.
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  Speaker 1: Scratch like give me ship for it.
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  Speaker 3: That tone, it's just because it's not what else are
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  Speaker 3: you growing at the moment?
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  Speaker 5: We've got silver beat, I've got herbs, parsley, thyme, rosemary.
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  Speaker 5: I've put some leaks in tomatoes.
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  Speaker 4: Sorry. How much love do you have to give the
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  Speaker 4: veg garden?
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  Speaker 5: Like you have to give it water?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so you can't just rely on nature to rain,
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  Speaker 3: but then you have to water regularly.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And then like I tried to grow carrots and they
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  Speaker 5: had like heaps of greenery at the top and then
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  Speaker 5: like a little nothing on the bottom.
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  Speaker 4: So you're like, these are going to be big dogs.
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  Speaker 5: Apparently that's a lot of like nitrogen, so it makes
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  Speaker 5: all the leafy stuff above.
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  Speaker 6: I lost you does it get his laptop?
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  Speaker 1: I was like, that's great, guys, but.
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  Speaker 2: We've got a whole podcast, amazing show we've prepared for.
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  Speaker 4: It doesn't take lots of have been to be lost
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  Speaker 4: in emails. You lost some quick.
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  Speaker 1: Really getting deep on okay, really moved on from the room.
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  Speaker 1: I actually yeah, actually.
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  Speaker 2: Speaking of unusual things to do with well, you know,
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  Speaker 2: John's throwing signs at YouTube about making things some scratch.
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  Speaker 5: This is a ship seguay, but I think you have.
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  Speaker 1: It you food related stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, well what are you's doing when it comes
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  Speaker 2: to picking up stuff from the butch, and you want
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  Speaker 2: to talk about getting caught on security for just on
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  Speaker 2: security the whole time we were just this is such
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  Speaker 2: a weird thing that you do and arrangement, it's weird,
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  Speaker 2: so weird?
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  Speaker 4: Was it weird?
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  Speaker 2: It's it's a strange arrangement, I would say, and to
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  Speaker 2: heaven that like you can't do it the day before,
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  Speaker 2: the day.
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  Speaker 5: After, yeah, or during normal hours.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's unusual. But anyway you'll hear it right now
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  Speaker 1: with the podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Well, speaking of all things are legal CCTV of the
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  Speaker 3: camera footage the kind of a an arrangement with a
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  Speaker 3: local butcher where he can sometimes leave meat from me
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  Speaker 3: at the back and then I'll just leave money in
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  Speaker 3: a hidden location.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, it's just like it because he's closed sometimes Sundays,
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  Speaker 4: and so.
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  Speaker 2: Innocently it sounds, so it feels like this is a
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  Speaker 2: cover for something.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, is a butcher even liked.
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  Speaker 2: But I leave you some meat to fister in the
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  Speaker 2: sun for four hours, not for four hours.
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  Speaker 3: So he's closed on a Monday, all right, buddy will
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  Speaker 3: come in on a Sunday.
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  Speaker 2: I barely do you want meats? The sausage and he
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  Speaker 2: wants to do a sausage. He's like, don't tell Johnny
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  Speaker 2: about supermarkets and other butcher.
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  Speaker 4: Is I'm supporting local.
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  Speaker 3: While anyway, this is not this is not the crucks
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  Speaker 3: of the story was. He's like, I didn't know at
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  Speaker 3: least stories. I didn't know if you had left the money.
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  Speaker 3: But I checked back on the CCTV footage and he
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  Speaker 3: was showing me the CCG you have.
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  Speaker 1: To get cash out for this.
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  Speaker 4: Where do you leave the cash just under the we're
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  Speaker 4: not telling you even kind of just what.
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  Speaker 1: It's under a ches do this for other people? Yes?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, sometimes he leaves in next doore at the deiry too,
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  Speaker 3: go to the dairy and you pick it up too,
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  Speaker 3: But anyway, it's not about the meat, packing up the case.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, just do it on the day before, the
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  Speaker 1: day after.
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  Speaker 3: So he's playing the CCTV footage, He's like, I look
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  Speaker 3: back and this is you dropping the money off.
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  Speaker 4: But then anyone, no matter who you are, could be
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  Speaker 4: a sweet elderly lady feeding their neighbor's kitten. If you're
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  Speaker 4: on CCTV footage, you automatically look suspicious, don't you, even
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  Speaker 4: if you're.
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  Speaker 5: Doing nothing, especially when it's after hours and you're putting
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  Speaker 5: cash under a box.
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  Speaker 2: This is what I was telling It sounds suspicious without
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  Speaker 2: the footage, so I was telling the police.
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  Speaker 4: Anyway, I'm not suspicius to meat. It's in a brown
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  Speaker 4: bag and it was a saucy.
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  Speaker 3: What I'm trying to say is cc TV footage is
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  Speaker 3: designed to make you look guilty no matter what you're doing,
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  Speaker 3: even if you're just doing the.
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  Speaker 2: Desinitly getting meat and putting money under the thing on
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  Speaker 2: a on a day off with a bunch of weird mess.
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  Speaker 1: It's a weird story.
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  Speaker 5: I know that we're focusing on the wrong point.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, exactly, the whole rent CT the heads that John
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  Speaker 7: and Ben podcast did my.
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  Speaker 4: Knick in use today.
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  Speaker 3: I was putting we do something for hellow freshot to
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  Speaker 3: push beIN on a swing. I don't know how I
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  Speaker 3: put my knick out, just pushing on.
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  Speaker 1: A very offensive I feel like I was doing a
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  Speaker 1: lot of the work.
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  Speaker 4: His legs go and he was doing a lot of
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  Speaker 4: the work.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, how does that relate to television?
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  Speaker 7: Back?
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  Speaker 4: Sorry, the main thing is.
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  Speaker 2: I got to go on this sway the things he
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  Speaker 2: wanted to do it now, yesterday was mcday in your house,
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  Speaker 2: Old Megan.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, my daughter turned two, and most kids really fizz
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  Speaker 5: over their birthday, but I had to.
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  Speaker 4: Comprehend their birthday.
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  Speaker 5: You think I think, I don't know, like two or three,
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  Speaker 5: they can't understand that it's like a day for her.
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  Speaker 5: I was like, whose birthday is that?
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  Speaker 4: She was at mine?
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  Speaker 1: She knew all.
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  Speaker 4: Let's state for the record.
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  Speaker 1: At one.
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  Speaker 3: They have no idea, so we can probably pump the
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  Speaker 3: brakes on the one on the first birthdays.
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  Speaker 5: First birthday is for the pearance, like, yes, we made it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: and this yeah, from now on, it's like but kids, Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: but she this is what she's like. So my husband
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  Speaker 5: deals with the children in the morning, so he was
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  Speaker 5: really excited to go and wake her up. In the morning.
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  Speaker 5: He turns off she sleeps with white noise, creeps into
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  Speaker 5: her room on tiptoes and goes up to beside her
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  Speaker 5: and was like heavy birthday. She goes, no, No.
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  Speaker 4: This singer too.
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  Speaker 1: He's a great singer.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he was on point. It wouldn't have been it
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  Speaker 4: would have been vocal cars.
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  Speaker 5: It was like, it's your birthday. She's just screaming no.
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  Speaker 5: So he had to leave the room and wait until
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  Speaker 5: she's ready to get up. She finally, like half an
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  Speaker 5: hour later, calls out dad and so he's like, oh,
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  Speaker 5: you're ready now then, so she.
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  Speaker 4: Did to get another rendition of Happy Birthday.
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  Speaker 5: Then, I know, I don't think so, because she decided
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  Speaker 5: that clothes were not for her yesterday she didn't want
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  Speaker 5: to wear any clothes. So she got ready for birthday. Nappy, Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: just a nappy. She's eating in her nappy. She was
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  Speaker 5: everything off.
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  Speaker 3: And he was.
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  Speaker 5: She was like, no, not today, birthday dressed nothing.
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  Speaker 2: I met your birthday. But you can make those big
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  Speaker 2: calls on your birthday surely as well.
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  Speaker 5: Like yesterday she was like, yeah, it's my day and
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  Speaker 5: I will do what I want. Then she gets a
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  Speaker 5: birthday card that like sings, which is a terrible idea.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's nice to give that your start the parents.
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  Speaker 2: I do find the joy in giving that because you're like,
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  Speaker 2: you're going to hate that card.
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  Speaker 5: It was like there was a frozen turn high for
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  Speaker 5: that frozen sun.
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  Speaker 4: Oh you don't like frozen she elsa was a bit whiny.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, And so she's opening and closing that she loved
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  Speaker 5: the card, but her brother wanted to He's like, can
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  Speaker 5: I just have a turn She's like no no, scream
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  Speaker 5: ends up waking him on the head with the card
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  Speaker 5: and like running away. So she was full diva mode
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  Speaker 5: yesterday despite it being a birthday.
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  Speaker 4: Right, And so how did the dinner go down? She
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  Speaker 4: throws the dinner.
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  Speaker 5: Out Taco's, so she had we all had Taco's taco Tuesday,
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  Speaker 5: and she decided she wanted broccoli.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, good for your vegetables. Always good for your
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  Speaker 4: birthday too.
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  Speaker 5: Where's the broccoli? Legit probably her favorite food. Again, I
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  Speaker 5: don't know who this child is, but she loves broccoli.
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  Speaker 5: So that was her complaint at dinner time.
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  Speaker 3: Well, welcome to don't say terrible twos. And then it's
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  Speaker 3: kind of a glimpse into the teenage years.
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  Speaker 5: If they're really bad when they're young, do they get
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  Speaker 5: better when they're older?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Or is it the flip side of that as the
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  Speaker 2: opposite as well, you know? Or do they stay this time?
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  Speaker 1: I'm not sure. I feel like every kids.
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  Speaker 5: Get She's just going to be a punish for I
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  Speaker 5: don't think it's going to turn off.
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  Speaker 4: Happy sickon birthday there.
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  Speaker 2: If she's ready to hear that now right now, she's
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  Speaker 2: probably not ready to.
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  Speaker 7: Hear that that johnaan Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 2: I was trying to find my sock. I thought I'd
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  Speaker 2: lifted or lost it somewhere. It still hasn't been found.
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  Speaker 2: It was a lucky sock, black one with a four
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  Speaker 2: leaf clover on it, and I thought maybe it was
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  Speaker 2: at the Quest and totong Are where I stayed.
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  Speaker 3: We actually spent thirty million dollars of air time find us,
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  Speaker 3: but you never found it. So yeah, we did phone
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  Speaker 3: the question in Toto and we met Danielle and she
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  Speaker 3: thought that you may have lifted there, so she did
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  Speaker 3: a big so she couldn't find it. Didn't turn up,
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  Speaker 3: but she has sent us a package.
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  Speaker 4: Which Megan has it could be the sock. Good morning, Daniella.
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  Speaker 8: Good morning to you guys.
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  Speaker 1: Nice to talk to you. Now you've sent us a
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  Speaker 1: gaft the package.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, yes, because that's how much I love you guys.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, Daniella, thank you so much. We're going to allowed
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  Speaker 4: to open it.
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  Speaker 5: It's hard and soft, like there's a hard aspect.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, what would you have packed it was hard and soft?
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  Speaker 2: Were about to find out. You don't have to see
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  Speaker 2: us anything.
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  Speaker 4: What is it?
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  Speaker 5: I'm gonna pass it to John.
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  Speaker 3: O Daniella, It says, can I can I read it
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  Speaker 3: out on? You're exent, Daniella.
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  Speaker 9: You can as try your best. I'm not sure if
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  Speaker 9: she would be able to chow man.
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  Speaker 3: I wish, I wish I could to find now mama me,
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  Speaker 3: are you lucky your sock?
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  Speaker 4: But I couldn't and I thought I got on a replay.
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  Speaker 4: So what is I wanna hope you all.
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  Speaker 10: U like.
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  Speaker 1: Chow? Sorry, as you've given us socks, Danniella.
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  Speaker 5: Not just any song, these a great song?
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  Speaker 3: Is that your face on those socks, Daniella?
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  Speaker 1: Socks?
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  Speaker 10: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: So my socks they were They had a lucky okay,
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  Speaker 2: they had a four leaf clover and lucky socks and
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  Speaker 2: I lost.
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  Speaker 1: Them the black socks.
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  Speaker 2: And now you put a four leaf clover on these
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  Speaker 2: socks with your face throughout there.
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  Speaker 9: Here you go, personalized just for you. Ben and John
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  Speaker 9: and Meghan got their own sock.
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  Speaker 4: Mine mine is lemons.
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  Speaker 3: So I assume you're saying a bit of a limon,
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  Speaker 3: but it's got your face on the lemons as well,
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  Speaker 3: and so does Megan's.
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  Speaker 4: Where did you where did you the printed and what
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  Speaker 4: was the printer?
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  Speaker 8: Like?
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  Speaker 3: Well, this is the first time anyone's asked him their
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  Speaker 3: face on socks.
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  Speaker 9: I know, sorry, I hope you enjoyed that. It's not
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  Speaker 9: too bad. You can chuck in the bin.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, it's great.
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  Speaker 4: We will wear these. We will put these on. Danielle.
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  Speaker 1: I've got you lucky socks.
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  Speaker 7: Thank you.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, my pleasure. I tought you to differentiate, you know,
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  Speaker 9: because then give me a lot of creed so far
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  Speaker 9: with this lucky socks. And I thought, you know, to
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  Speaker 9: make him happy, finally have a second pair of lucky socks.
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  Speaker 9: And for the poor John No and Meghan that the
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  Speaker 9: bean please listening on the radio for weeks about the song?
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  Speaker 4: All right, we get the price, so okay, Yeah, that's awesome.
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  Speaker 5: And she also put in some chocolate for a producer
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  Speaker 5: Alcas she's been dealing with.
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  Speaker 9: She's amazing also to listen to all of three of
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  Speaker 9: you guys every day.
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  Speaker 8: You know, we need to reward.
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  Speaker 1: That you're awesome. Well, thank you so much. Loving We'll
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  Speaker 1: go looking for to catching up with you next week.
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  Speaker 9: See you next week, guys, Actually I talk with you
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  Speaker 9: next week.
• 12:28
  Speaker 7: I wish to see you, not see you the heads
• 12:31
  Speaker 7: Ben podcast just quickly.
• 12:33
  Speaker 2: We went to do some filming yesterday and required my
• 12:35
  Speaker 2: dog Bo to be part of the filming. Now we
• 12:39
  Speaker 2: was was we couldn't get to pick up the dog
• 12:41
  Speaker 2: on the way there, so I had to let you know.
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  Speaker 2: Jessy from the office it was organizing it. She went
• 12:45
  Speaker 2: to pick up the dog.
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  Speaker 4: He's a lot of dog. Have you seen both?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, white SEMOI. They're kind of like a big
• 12:52
  Speaker 2: fluffy husky husky almost.
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  Speaker 4: Like a dog whiter than a Trump.
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  Speaker 2: White ball, like likes barking, loves barking. He's very protective dog,
• 13:02
  Speaker 2: which is awesome to have in the house. And so
• 13:05
  Speaker 2: Gessey admit him briefly before you know, but the dog,
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  Speaker 2: Like I got up in the morning and I was like,
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  Speaker 2: as I was leaving it, you know, just five o'clock,
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  Speaker 2: I was like, hey, bo Geez's going to come around.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, I felt like I needed to
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  Speaker 2: tell him because it would be weird that the gate
• 13:17
  Speaker 2: would be opened. I getting Gissey the gate code, the
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  Speaker 2: gate would open. She was going to grab him and
• 13:21
  Speaker 2: left the lead out and he was going to get
• 13:22
  Speaker 2: in the car. And I was like, how would this
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  Speaker 2: go down?
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  Speaker 3: Well, when you bow you told that news too, He's like, no,
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  Speaker 3: all good, mate, but you have to think.
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  Speaker 1: Remember that.
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  Speaker 2: Later he was lying on the floor, he said, of
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  Speaker 2: one eye sort of opened, so I felt like it
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  Speaker 2: was listening.
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  Speaker 3: But like you realized, I don't understand anything you've been
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  Speaker 3: saying this whole time.
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  Speaker 2: But I thought at least I could say your front foot.
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  Speaker 2: There's going to be a lady coming around. You probably
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  Speaker 2: don't remember, Jesssy. Some stage, the gates are going to open,
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  Speaker 2: someone's going to pick up a lead, and you're going
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  Speaker 2: to get into the car. And I was like, well, well,
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  Speaker 2: hopefully he's going to be all good with that, you know,
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  Speaker 2: because you know protective dog is going to bark. But
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  Speaker 2: Gesse went around there, the gates opened, she had the code.
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  Speaker 2: He barked a little bit, shapping the door.
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  Speaker 1: He got straight.
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  Speaker 5: Out, see your family.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so I'm like, what is the worst guard dog ever?
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  Speaker 1: Where we go? Oh you're yea, gess.
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  Speaker 5: I'm glad it went that way though, because you're really
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  Speaker 5: rolling the dice with her exactly.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was all good, like he did barked his job,
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  Speaker 2: and then he was like, oh, how you doing?
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, okay, I guess you can go with it.
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  Speaker 3: What an agreeable dog, go with the flow dog?
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  Speaker 2: We had a courier once who came around, opened the
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  Speaker 2: side of the van and then ran a package inside
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  Speaker 2: and Bow just ran and jumped in the cavan.
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  Speaker 1: It came back out.
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  Speaker 5: And I'm like to see a message like take me,
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  Speaker 5: take me anyone, save me.
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  Speaker 1: Here you go. It sounds fun.
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  Speaker 7: The hits that johonaan Ben podcast lovable.
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  Speaker 2: Story we're talking about yesterday after the show. Now there's
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: a group of six elderly mates in the UK and
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: they've kept a tradition of going to the pub on
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: a Thursday. They keep the tradition meeting up.
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  Speaker 1: For fifty six years.
• 14:51
  Speaker 4: Well o cool was that.
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: Now they're all on their eighties now they met up
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: as twenty four year olds. They go to the same
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: pub every Thursday. And over those fifty six years they've
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: only missed.
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: Twenty four Thursdays. And you think it's been COVID.
• 15:03
  Speaker 4: And it's going to say lockdown and yeah, families and Christmas.
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: You know, there's a whole lot of stuff like work,
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: all that stuff. Twenty four Thursdays is all that they've missed.
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: They said.
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: The conversations has changed a lot. At start, they would
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: talk about, you know, things like soccer and six these
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: days it's more prostrates and pensions. But they're friends for
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: life and they go there every week.
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: Incredible.
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: I would have thought you run out of conversation by
• 15:26
  Speaker 3: about nineteen eighty five, but they've made and I don't.
• 15:29
  Speaker 3: They've shown a lot of dedication to there. You imagine
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: we fade out on everything on this show. Oh I
• 15:35
  Speaker 3: can't mag I've got something else on. So kudos to
• 15:38
  Speaker 3: the commitment.
• 15:40
  Speaker 5: Even that. There's never been an argument or anything that's
• 15:43
  Speaker 5: managed to come between them over those fifty something years.
• 15:46
  Speaker 4: And the real winter is out of that the pub
• 15:47
  Speaker 4: or the pub, yeah, it loses their livers.
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: Probably weren't those sort of things where that's the kind
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: of their table too. You know, imagine they dinner on
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: Thursday night about oh.
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: Oh, you know, have you ever taken someone's table? It
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: was in a cafe just down the road from your house, right,
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: And I just sat up there and then I.
• 16:06
  Speaker 4: Could feel I was at someone's actual No, that.
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: Was like the unofficial table, and I could feel the
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: like a reserve signs on it.
• 16:15
  Speaker 4: They didn't even hear.
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: The ambience changed around me, and then the baristage come
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: and go. You've taken the table and I looked over
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: and it was a group of retiree mean to.
• 16:24
  Speaker 4: Meet the every morning. Ah yeah, just.
• 16:28
  Speaker 5: Put your foot down and say, well, that's not got
• 16:30
  Speaker 5: their name on it is part of the group.
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: Now one of the retirees that's.
• 16:37
  Speaker 4: Old card. We get discast engines.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: They talk about.
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: It, right chet. So we wanted to know the hat's
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: fourth for eight seven. What's something that you've been doing
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: quite regularly, like maybe once a week for many many years,
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: well maybe even once a month as well, Like what's
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: on the regular that you've been going because some people
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: go like quiz nights. Were a friend of us posted
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: the same quiz night for men twenty years?
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, wow every week.
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, fish and chip Friday for me, No, you love
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: your staple fish and chip Friday nightmare for my weekly
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: clogging of the arteries. And I've got a real relationship,
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: like you know, you've gone there enough when obviously the
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: number comes up on the phone and I dial and
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: she just says same again, Jonathan. Yeah. I even hosted
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: a bit of an advertorial for her for remember on
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: Chinese Facebook went live to China and China Wow, audience
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: of one point.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: Four billions that having to be a watching to their
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: Facebook check.
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: She's like, we don live to China because she doesn't
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: only do seafood, diversifies and all sorts of handbags. How
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: many times you've been the fish and chip shop and you're.
• 17:42
  Speaker 4: Like, damn, I could go me a new handbag.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: You take a home in a handbag?
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, sell your handbag and your fish. So so we
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: went online and she she was advertising as the fish
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: that you get in New Zealand. Three fillets of it
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: in China sell for like twenty five thousand dollars. Yeah,
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: not even I came in the name of the fish,
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: but I had to hold the fillips up.
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: It would be like, who the hell is this guy?
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: Cha probably was confused.
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: It was just white Devil New Zealand people are going, oh,
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: that's the guy from.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: This guy.
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: Even in New Zealand, you'll be like seen in New Zealand.
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: You'll be like, oh God, has it gone to that
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: now for them advertising handbags and a fish and chip shop.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: Wow? Okay, So what's the regular thing that you do.
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: Maybe it's tention, or maybe it begins saying that can
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: you hear cut like once every couple of weeks now, person.
• 18:35
  Speaker 7: Or the heads that johonaan Ben podcast.
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: Of people in Britain who've been meeting at the same
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: pub but.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: Forty six years.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: Every group of the lads, just the lads of fifty
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: six years.
• 18:46
  Speaker 5: Really sweet.
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: The lads are in their eighties now, but it's nice.
• 18:50
  Speaker 7: It's awesome.
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, same pub, the only as twenty four Thursdays over
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: fifty six years.
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: Your weekly traditions. We're going to kick things off with you,
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: Danielle this morning.
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: How are you hi?
• 19:00
  Speaker 9: Guys good, We're.
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: Doing really well. It's lovely heavy on the show. Danielle.
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: What's your weekly tradition?
• 19:06
  Speaker 8: Yeah, so we take our three year of myself, my
• 19:10
  Speaker 8: husband and our baby. We go along to Sunwild, a
• 19:12
  Speaker 8: Chinese buffet on a Thursday.
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: Sun Wield. It sounds delicious. You had me at buffet
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: and China.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: So how often have you been doing this?
• 19:21
  Speaker 5: Probably for the last seven to eight months?
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: Oh okay, so yeah, almost get you almost had a year.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: Are they getting to know you now? Saving you a table?
• 19:29
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 19:29
  Speaker 5: So they just go the regular table twenty seven Yeah,
• 19:32
  Speaker 5: as we walk.
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: Are you on York Street? Does that Sun World?
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: There's a few sun Yeah right, looks bloody good. Dumplings
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: you've got to name it all mate.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: It's a good tradition. We'll like your weekly traditions. You
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: can get to fifty six.
• 19:48
  Speaker 4: Years jay On, how are you.
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: Jay your weekly tradition?
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: Monthly or annually? It can be either.
• 19:59
  Speaker 11: Yeah, yearly thing. But my brother and I take turns
• 20:02
  Speaker 11: every other christmasing each other the Lynx Africa gets it
• 20:08
  Speaker 11: makes Africa.
• 20:09
  Speaker 5: I love it.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: So how many years have you been gifting that to
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: each other?
• 20:13
  Speaker 11: Is getting close to twenty hours every single R and
• 20:15
  Speaker 11: he he's done, which is yeah, so we've Yeah, it's
• 20:18
  Speaker 11: sort of getting up there.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: You see what use Is it the same gift set
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: or is it as did you buy a new version
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: of the Lynx Africa gift set?
• 20:25
  Speaker 11: Is the same one that's up the warehouse, the one
• 20:27
  Speaker 11: that you walking in December and it's got the Christmas list?
• 20:30
  Speaker 11: You're always the same one.
• 20:32
  Speaker 5: You're actually you're actually using it?
• 20:34
  Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, well, because we end up doing festivals and
• 20:36
  Speaker 11: things and so that the gifts of the twirt free
• 20:38
  Speaker 11: bag comes are pretty handy. But we've just got piled up.
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: It's so good. So R and V.
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: You go along smelling like a teenage boy. Can I
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: just say though Links Africa. My son peak Links Africa demograph.
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: Right now, his whole room is a cloud of Links
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: Africa when you walk him. It's an underrated fragrance.
• 20:57
  Speaker 5: I was gonna say, it doesn't smell bad.
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: No, it's beautiful.
• 20:59
  Speaker 11: I mean they need to make a Links R and
• 21:01
  Speaker 11: V one I think at one point.
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: And you get the body washed too with that peck,
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: I imagine you.
• 21:06
  Speaker 11: Get the body wash as well.
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: So yeah, yeah, brilliant. Hey, thank you so much for you
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: called Jay. Appreciate it.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: Great texts coming for you. How cool was this?
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: So?
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: My husband used to meet with work colleagues every morning
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: before work to have a coffee. They all now work
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: at separate jobs, but Monday to Friday they still meet
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: every morning to have a coffee before they go to
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: go to the separate jobs. They've still kept up their tradition. Obviously,
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: they plus still work close by each other.
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: That's a lovely every morning every.
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: Morning Monday Friday said, he's there right now, He's.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: There doing it right now. Those wife's saying as well.
• 21:38
  Speaker 7: The hes that johnaan Ben podcasts.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: We want to talk to producer Grace about something that
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: she's doing on.
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: Well quite regularly mentioned after the show uesterday.
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: What did you do on So this is Monday afternoon, Okay,
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: this is the beginning of the week.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: So you get up early for the job.
• 21:55
  Speaker 12: I get, you know, I get up early and then
• 21:57
  Speaker 12: worked and then I went home and then I just
• 21:59
  Speaker 12: had a little four our nap.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: So you say little nap, You're like, I have a
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: little nap, and then you say four hours.
• 22:06
  Speaker 12: It is a little nap.
• 22:07
  Speaker 4: Four hours, it's almost night's Well, it's pretty much a
• 22:10
  Speaker 4: night sleep.
• 22:10
  Speaker 5: Some nights I get four hours. That's crazy sleep. Do
• 22:15
  Speaker 5: you sit in an alarm or are you just letting
• 22:16
  Speaker 5: your body go for it?
• 22:17
  Speaker 12: I send an alarm, but then it is just never.
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, when you're napping more than Joe Biden,
• 22:22
  Speaker 4: you four hours?
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: Anything after the forty five forty six minute mark, you've
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: intoed sleep territory.
• 22:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, having a sleep, do you then go to beat
• 22:32
  Speaker 5: at like a normal hour and go to sleep.
• 22:34
  Speaker 12: Then I get late seven hours of sleep, So I
• 22:36
  Speaker 12: don't want that eleven hours.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: So you have no problems going to sleep again at night.
• 22:40
  Speaker 12: No, I'm just a person.
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: You would be worried about how much stuff you're missing
• 22:44
  Speaker 4: out totally.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: Firstly and then secondly I'll be like, I'm never going
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: to sleep tonight. I'm going to sleep tonight or.
• 22:48
  Speaker 5: So, no offense, But I don't know where i'd find
• 22:51
  Speaker 5: four hours of the day.
• 22:53
  Speaker 12: Yes, you have no kid's early twenties living my best life, guys.
• 22:58
  Speaker 5: Just because we're jealous honestly around net.
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: Though, that's you can just sleep when ever you want.
• 23:04
  Speaker 12: Yeah, sleep banking. I think about it. I'm like, I
• 23:06
  Speaker 12: sleep four hours. If I don't get that much sleep
• 23:08
  Speaker 12: that night, it's have four hours banked.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: Do you feel dozy when you wake up?
• 23:12
  Speaker 12: Like you know, yeah, I feel completely out of it,
• 23:14
  Speaker 12: But I love that feeling.
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: What are you getting per night? You think, oh maybe
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: five hours?
• 23:20
  Speaker 13: Yeah?
• 23:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, if I get six, that's a really good night.
• 23:25
  Speaker 12: Seven plus, Like women need to get more sleep than man,
• 23:27
  Speaker 12: but it's not like seven plus.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: It reminded me actually a Christmas Day a couple of
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: years ago. It's up north at my mum's house and
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: my stepdad had he had a big afterning sleep, as
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: you do on Christmas Day, and then he got up
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: and he was obviously a bit disorientated with what day
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: he comes on out, and he looked at the time
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: and he must have thought it was like seven o'clock
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: in the morning and then looked at me and I'm
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: drinking a beer and he's like, mate, having a beer
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: at the time, But I'm like, yeah, beer. I was like,
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: that was a weird conversation. Came back later he goes, oh,
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: I thought it was seven o'clock at the morning. Sorry,
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: Sorry about got totally to sorientates.
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: Open this up shell we four for a seven is
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: the text for New Zealand's briefast. Let's find the biggest
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: sleeper in New Zealand and the person getting the least
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: amount of sleep.
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah most?
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: And lease, okay, are you functioning on you know, just
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: three or four hours a night?
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: Security guards here at who does the overnight shift?
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: Hard, then goes to the gym the Inghos University. They
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: don't get two and a half three hours in the afternoon,
• 24:31
  Speaker 4: comes back and and does this overnight shift.
• 24:33
  Speaker 5: Here whoa most to the gym after night?
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: Wow?
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: Three?
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: So he's averaging three hours sleep a night.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: Near those people as well as I hate need my
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: twelve hours and you're like twelve hours.
• 24:44
  Speaker 7: The hits that johnaan Ben podcast.
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: On a Wednesday morning, we're talking about New Zealand's biggest
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: stands shortest of sleeper.
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I producer Grace just slipping in a classic Monday afternoon.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: Four hour and nap. I know too.
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: I know when I think I know what you guys,
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: because you got a texture of at work and it
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: says Grace, it's got a notification she's having a nap.
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: And then if you text your again lady, you're like, oh,
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: she's still happened.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: Is they're a.
• 25:07
  Speaker 5: Little thing that seems notifying anyway? Yeah, I'm always keeping
• 25:12
  Speaker 5: can you.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: I don't know what happens in the overriding situations.
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: People so obnoxious going yeah, I'm going to notify anyway.
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: It's a mundane text to you posted on this in
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: the afternoon.
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not sleeping.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: You're not sleeping.
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: Sometimes you wake up in the morning in the first
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: my first daughters, When am I going to get to
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: sleep again?
• 25:35
  Speaker 11: Do you do that?
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: You always say you're going to go a bit earlier.
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: But time you wake up and you're tired, you're.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: Like, tonight, tonight. It doesn't happen. Parents, parenting kids, all sorts.
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: So we'll go to the phone, shall we. That's what
• 25:48
  Speaker 4: we're here to do as you're on. Morning, Good morning.
• 25:51
  Speaker 8: Can you can you hear me?
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Clear?
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: And four K as they say, four K digital Dolby
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: surround sound.
• 25:59
  Speaker 11: All right, this is your husband, Yes, my husband sleep.
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: Oh no, we can't hear We lost her?
• 26:07
  Speaker 5: Did you just hang up on it?
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: I feel like you hung up on it now.
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: It sounds like I hung up.
• 26:12
  Speaker 5: On her and I saw you push your button.
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: I know all the evidence is pointed towards me hanging
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: up on her because someone else is in front of
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: the desk.
• 26:22
  Speaker 5: Coincidentally, you pushed the button, as she didn't.
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: I know, my hands are over there. Could we get
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: airs back on? Yeah?
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: He might have said.
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: It's all point to me.
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: Morning is just so you know I definitely didn't hang
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: up on you. Okay, So your husband, what is he doing?
• 26:42
  Speaker 8: So he's sleeps so much on the weekend, So I
• 26:45
  Speaker 8: practically solo parents during the day and state I mum,
• 26:48
  Speaker 8: so I'm with the kids, and then on the weekends,
• 26:51
  Speaker 8: I'm thinking, yeah, two days not solo parenting. Well, jokes
• 26:54
  Speaker 8: on me because he'll come home and he'll literally wake
• 26:58
  Speaker 8: up at like a eight o'clock in the morning, scroll
• 27:01
  Speaker 8: on his phone for probably half an hour to an
• 27:03
  Speaker 8: hour and then he'll sleep again from like probably about
• 27:07
  Speaker 8: nine till about four or five pm. What wake up?
• 27:11
  Speaker 8: I have something to say, love your baby, and then
• 27:13
  Speaker 8: put a movie on and sleep for the.
• 27:15
  Speaker 11: Rest of the night.
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: And it's like an eighty hour sleep day.
• 27:20
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that man can sleep. We ever as well. And
• 27:23
  Speaker 8: you know what, as much as I know he can
• 27:25
  Speaker 8: sleep anywhere, I did not think that he would fall
• 27:28
  Speaker 8: asleep in labor, but yep, and he did.
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: It is now I've seen this before and I'll say
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: it again. We're just waiting, you know. The guys are
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: just sitting there waiting and sometimes it goes.
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: Sometimes you guys take your time.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: You take too long, Megan, you can jump in here.
• 27:45
  Speaker 5: There is like screaming, and yet there is a job
• 27:47
  Speaker 5: for you to do. Support person. He's supposed to be
• 27:49
  Speaker 5: holding hands, what.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: We need, breaking some tea.
• 27:52
  Speaker 8: You know what the funniest thing is is that my daughter,
• 27:56
  Speaker 8: our daughter was a four hour labor, and he already
• 27:59
  Speaker 8: knew that my son was four hours as well. He's
• 28:01
  Speaker 8: still still.
• 28:04
  Speaker 4: Sneaking sleep laughing about it.
• 28:06
  Speaker 5: I wouldn't be laughing, So good.
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: On you, Logan. Good morning New Zealand's short of still
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: longest sleeper? What are you?
• 28:13
  Speaker 14: I'm the shortest sleeper because I am a scooter guard.
• 28:17
  Speaker 14: So I get home sleep for that, and then you
• 28:20
  Speaker 14: have to go again. How many hours a day like
• 28:24
  Speaker 14: three hours free?
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: You must be volatile?
• 28:28
  Speaker 11: Yea.
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: Do you feel like you're just permanently jet legged?
• 28:32
  Speaker 14: No, I's just no, I just because I have to
• 28:38
  Speaker 14: get up and then just because i've He's definitely a.
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: Three hour sleep.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: You're trying to train yourself to.
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: Need to sleep well? How do you stayl weight during
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: the night? Then if you have to.
• 28:52
  Speaker 14: Sometimes I drink energy drinks and yeah.
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: You're field on garana and jeffee.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: You for being a wait to listen to the show.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: Maybe this up.
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: Maybe I'll show how Hopes helps you put to you
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: this sleep or something like that.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: That might be a good thing.
• 29:06
  Speaker 7: Good the hits that John and Ben podcast.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: I did need an airport as made the world news.
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: Actually, now airports they hate you the drop off zone,
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: and I get it. If you're at an airport, people
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: just wait for wait for people to get off their flights,
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: and they could be waiting a while because there's delays,
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: So it's a real strip.
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: Things at airports they have officers, don't they moving you along?
• 29:27
  Speaker 5: If you're there waiting, get out of there, mate.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: Get out, keep moving on.
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: I understand what.
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: Understand what because it's called the drop off zone. So
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: you only do I reckon a minute or less than
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: the drop off zone. Goodbye, get out?
• 29:40
  Speaker 4: See you did?
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: An airport have got a three minute limit on the
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: drop off zone, but generously, but they put it in
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: a nice way, and this is where creating world attention
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: they've got. It's basically a three minute hug limit, is
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: what they're calling it.
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: So if you want to.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: Hug someone, you've got three minutes to do it.
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: You can say your fine farewells, and then the signs
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: to the science is max hug time three minutes for
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: fonder farewells, please use the other car park.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: So if you want longer.
• 30:02
  Speaker 4: How much minute, minister? Does that give you the longer cast?
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: I think there's a fifteen minute one and then there's
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: a further one. I think you can park if you
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: want to. Really, I don't know what you're doing. Maybe
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: getting the fourth basis.
• 30:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, fifteen minutes you're making a family.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: I feel like that's enough time.
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: I'm going to make a family.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: Under three minutes. It's more than enough to do everything.
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: Two babies under three minutes captured world attention. Yeah that's
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: a long time. Yeah, like hugging for three minutes? Yeah,
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: why don't we do this? How long is a nick said? Break?
• 30:36
  Speaker 4: You two got a hug, we'll hug. We'll hug for
• 30:38
  Speaker 4: three minutes.
• 30:39
  Speaker 5: I've never seen you hug.
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: Multiple Yeah, it's minutes, like bits on bits, like a
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: real tight close huge, Okay, three minutes.
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: We'll see how long it is. Yeah, it's gonna be long.
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: It'll feel like a long time.
• 30:50
  Speaker 5: We leave the room.
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: Potential after a minute, make a family.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: I think that's what's going to happen.
• 30:57
  Speaker 4: So what's the longest you've ever hugged any one?
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 31:01
  Speaker 5: Three minutes feels a long.
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: Long time for hug. I have to hug people. I'm like, yeah,
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: but I just feel like that's a long time.
• 31:08
  Speaker 4: Anything over five seconds feels like.
• 31:10
  Speaker 5: Like a goodbye hug to your family. You could do
• 31:13
  Speaker 5: like thirty to a minute. Couldn't you anything longer than that?
• 31:16
  Speaker 5: You're like, can you leave me go?
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like you've got stuff to do. I've got
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: thirty seconds. Ten seconds is enough, even though I'll be like, oh,
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: so good to see you have a hug, and then.
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: You're like, you know, it's okay, we'll hug for he
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: Lon's the air break. Yeah, so I've got news.
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: As well coming up, so we'll hug for the entire
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: duration of the air Brakes that John and Ben podcast.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: Yesterday, we were filming a quick little thing with the
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: Insime crew here and John know you've got accused of
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: being passive aggressive over email. They were filming at Jesse's house,
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: who works here at the Hits and what her parents house.
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: Actually were kind enough to give us the house to
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: film some stuff.
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: And if parents don't know about it, thank you so much.
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: I thank you for being so kind.
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: Exactly you probably don't.
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: And there were Jesse sent an email saying there was
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: a couple of car parks. There was two car parks
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: out the front of the house. Because it's hard to
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: park on the street. There's two car parks in front
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: of the house if we wanted to park there. I
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: was driving, John, I was driving, and you know, Tom
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: who was filming it was also driving in the work car.
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: And then Tom accused you of being passive aggressive on your.
• 32:19
  Speaker 4: Reply all yeah. Now, Tom used the driveway car.
• 32:23
  Speaker 5: Park, probably had gear right, yeah.
• 32:25
  Speaker 4: Being used to driveway car pa.
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well you did. I was talking to you at
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: the time and you were like, parked on the road.
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: You've just driven driven there?
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, And here's how it played out.
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: Tom does a wonderful job filming for us. Now John
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: sent your passive aggressive email.
• 32:38
  Speaker 11: What was that?
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: So there was two parks outside the place that we're
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: going to film, Jesse's house. Jess is like, you can
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: park your car there. Now John's replied to that email
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: chain worth All.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: Good, Tom, I can park on the street.
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: Unless it was after you'd already parked, And I can
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: see why that's passive aggressive.
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: So he's assumed that I've witnessed him park of the
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: driveway and I've gone, all good, Tom, I'll just park
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: on the.
• 33:01
  Speaker 4: Street, when in reality I know it's the driveway. I
• 33:05
  Speaker 4: was saying, Oh good, Tome, I'll park on the street.
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: That was the tone.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you need to reiterate the tone got hits why.
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: I'm a fan of exclamation marks and has and emojis.
• 33:16
  Speaker 5: If you put an exclamation mark at the end of that,
• 33:18
  Speaker 5: it would have just seen more aggressive yeah.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the top of park there and parked in the
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: in the driveway, and then got the message from John
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: I going, oh good, I can park.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: On the street.
• 33:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, And that's how I genuinely meant it.
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: I had found a park on the It sounds passive aggressive,
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: it does, I can I can see because he already
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: parked it there.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: It's definitely sounds But.
• 33:38
  Speaker 4: Then like me and said, you fired one later on
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: this in the afternoon was.
• 33:42
  Speaker 5: Genuinely passive aggressive wress and it went to great detail.
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: Every week Meda Anderson, our boss, and Ashley Bryce, CEO
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: of music, they send out a list of Hey, here's
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: the new songs we're playing on the hits. And then
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: you've been a big campaigner to get to Chapel.
• 33:59
  Speaker 4: Roan on Yeah, like babe, yeah, so I'll try and
• 34:02
  Speaker 4: find it here.
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And he said, and this is the new song
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: we're going to play. He does a special font and
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: then little message behind you formats every week and I said, oh, hey,
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: that's great, look forward to playing that song. But then
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: I replied back, going here, I've done the next one
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: for you already to go, And I made it in
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: the same format. Chapel Roans good luck baby.
• 34:22
  Speaker 6: And.
• 34:25
  Speaker 4: You've been having stabs at him for weeks. We should
• 34:28
  Speaker 4: be playing stations.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: And doing it nameless as well.
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so I was like, oh yeah, and then he
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: came back with a research of music research. I've tested
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: that that's you, that's familiar and week or something, and
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: I said, there are my personality traits.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: I need to get it on.
• 34:50
  Speaker 5: That's a bold move from you, who just likes to
• 34:53
  Speaker 5: you know, good.
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: Boy laugh, but in front of everyone to a reply
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: a familiar in weeks also tender bio.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: So this maybe all you hear of.
• 35:08
  Speaker 7: The hits that Jona and Ben podcast.
• 35:11
  Speaker 4: All right, I've got this new game. Producer Grace came
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: came out. It's Hard's bandled. Now it's a game.
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: We realize how important all of the instruments are to
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: a song for us to recognize it because you kick off,
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: producer Grace, can you tell us the format?
• 35:25
  Speaker 12: Well, normally you start with drums and then I'll add
• 35:27
  Speaker 12: like guitar, then you add a piano and then it
• 35:29
  Speaker 12: can add like like singing, but it's not actually singing.
• 35:32
  Speaker 12: It's just kind of like humming. You don't actually hear it.
• 35:34
  Speaker 12: So yeah, just layer is it up.
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: The first frustrating part is you're like, for the first
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: ten seconds, I know the song, I know this song.
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: Then after ten I definitely don't know this song here.
• 35:42
  Speaker 12: Yeah, it makes you realize how similar songs are on
• 35:45
  Speaker 12: the bass level.
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: You're right, Chris Mac friend of the show and friend
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: of Bean Boyce. We've always said to christ you just
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: need to release an album of bass bass songs.
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: He hasn't done it. I don't know much an audience
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: for it.
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: But right producer Grace, we're going to kick things off.
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: This is just the drums of a particular song. I'm
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: going to try and figure out what it is from
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: this one instrument.
• 36:09
  Speaker 12: It is an older song. I'm talking nineteen eighty six,
• 36:14
  Speaker 12: one point two billion YouTube views.
• 36:18
  Speaker 5: What.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: For some reason I thought Billie Idle Money Money, But I.
• 36:21
  Speaker 12: Have no clue what that song is Moning Moon, it's.
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: Not Girls want to have fun.
• 36:27
  Speaker 13: No.
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: If you're a musician or just someone with any common
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: sense and you think you might not the song, you
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: can always text full for a.
• 36:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah night band for the male singer.
• 36:41
  Speaker 12: Yes, yeah, thanks question mark.
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: Okay, so here's the more Yeah, okay with the bass.
• 36:49
  Speaker 7: Material.
• 36:50
  Speaker 12: Girl, No, I feel.
• 36:55
  Speaker 5: Like no living on a p.
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well wait there, okay, right up, make it.
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah that was good, nice one from you. That was
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: absts old Yeah, just on the base and the drums.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was really impressive. Okay, let's go. Let's go
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: another one.
• 37:28
  Speaker 12: Twenty ten, two point five billion YouTube views. Yeah.
• 37:34
  Speaker 4: I love that you give the YouTube views, but they
• 37:35
  Speaker 4: help it.
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: No way at all.
• 37:37
  Speaker 5: That is possible.
• 37:39
  Speaker 12: No, it's under the easy category.
• 37:43
  Speaker 13: This is the drums and the bass.
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: I wish I was the little waves, like, yeah, it's
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: not that.
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: It all sounds so familiar that yeah, ah bloody adele yes.
• 38:11
  Speaker 4: Rolling in the deep. There we go.
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: It's hard, Jesus hard.
• 38:19
  Speaker 4: It's really tough. Thank you, Grace.
• 38:21
  Speaker 7: The hats that jonaan Ben podcast.
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: Were talking about your childhood nicknames yesterday after Megan let
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: everyone know that he just to call a ferret.
• 38:29
  Speaker 5: Still calls me ferret, Which is it confronting when we're
• 38:32
  Speaker 5: in front of people and he's like, hey, fear it.
• 38:36
  Speaker 4: It's cute. That's cute, is it?
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: Like I say, everyone here has probably a ferret in
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: their in their friend group.
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: No fearens lighting lightings, testicles on fig and you know
• 38:46
  Speaker 4: something like that. It seems like a ferrety thing. You
• 38:48
  Speaker 4: are the opposite of what a.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I was just trying to get the
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: connection of it. Why you were fer Idea, you were Booner? Booner.
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: You have my uncle who gave nicknames to everyone in
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: the family. He was a rerilliant nicknamed person.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, delinquent, Yeah, yeah, boon.
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: I didn't know what it meant, but yeah, I felt
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: like it was way beyond your years.
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: Name of Boone.
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: Now we put this out on Facebook yesterday after these
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: calls came through on the show.
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: Oh yesterday, my parents call me Fridge.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, what's that?
• 39:18
  Speaker 11: Well, I I was a pretty big kid and never
• 39:22
  Speaker 11: let any left.
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, this is a big square. Kids, did it come
• 39:26
  Speaker 4: out big and squeaer? Did you Connor?
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: No, Fridge has stuck with you into your adult years.
• 39:34
  Speaker 7: Yep.
• 39:34
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 39:34
  Speaker 11: They still call me Fridge, and we've actually passed it
• 39:37
  Speaker 11: down to my kids.
• 39:38
  Speaker 14: They're now mini Fridge.
• 39:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so there was Fridgie. He's got his little bar
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: Fridge children.
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: Now I went out that did you have a nickname
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: that your your family bestowed upon you as a child.
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: Here's some from the Facebook on the hits Breakfast the
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: Facebook on the hits breakfast.
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: This is a great one here.
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: I was born with an overshot jaw, Christine, and my
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: nickname was Bubba Gump.
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: Oh, Bubba's cute, though Buba was very cute.
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, my nickname was Charchy. I was raised with my nickname.
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: I honestly, for about nine years, had no idea that
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: I had a whole other identity. I just thought her
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: name was Charchy, Charchy Widop, also Vicky.
• 40:23
  Speaker 4: My name was Nugget.
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: When I was crawling away from Mum, I leaked and
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: left a trail of nuggets.
• 40:30
  Speaker 4: I'm still called Naggy to this day.
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: Those are those stories you want to leave behind, literally
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: leave behind, but yeah, but they still hang around.
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: My nickname is turbo tongue. Uh Is that a child
• 40:44
  Speaker 4: nickname talk a lot or a tating profile?
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: You want to take turbo tongue?
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: No, because I talked a lot when I was far
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: more so. I ed that that's what were you called
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: as a child, nicknames you were given by your family.
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: Would love to love to talk to you this morning.
• 41:04
  Speaker 4: Let's go to the phone.
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: Someone's already called through producing Ellie's talking to someone. Good
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: morning to you, Ricky, how are you good?
• 41:13
  Speaker 4: Thank you? What was your nickname as a kid?
• 41:16
  Speaker 14: What man?
• 41:16
  Speaker 11: It is what I call my niece, her nickname is smells.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: Smells.
• 41:24
  Speaker 11: That's what they always used to call it, because she
• 41:26
  Speaker 11: always used to smell as a baby, like good or bad.
• 41:32
  Speaker 10: Ah.
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: You never want a bed smelling babyies.
• 41:36
  Speaker 4: Generally, I love the smell of baby.
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the fresh, fresh, new baby.
• 41:40
  Speaker 14: And I still call her that today.
• 41:42
  Speaker 4: Smell it smells loves. Thanks for call.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: Appreciate you.
• 41:47
  Speaker 7: Keep these coming from the heads that Joan Ben podcast.
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: New Zealand's Beast The Sausage was crowded last night. Auckland's
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: Wistmere Butchery one New Zealand's best sausage for.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: A pork and leak sausage, a whole lot of other sausages.
• 42:01
  Speaker 5: Cyber Sausage Sausage Fest last night was Lava Sausage.
• 42:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're so good.
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: There such obscure ones that enter those competitions though, like
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: fenelones best saus and things like that.
• 42:12
  Speaker 4: But yeah, I was off sausages for a while.
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: We ate a sausage at every Bunnings in the country,
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: and boy boy, I couldn't do sausages for a couple
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: of months after that.
• 42:21
  Speaker 4: But back in the sausage game.
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: Now, yeah, there's so many, a wide variety of sausages
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: from all over the country. So yeah, congratulations, still west
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: Mere Butcher.
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: Your favorite sausage. Would I can't imagine. Would you have
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: a sizzler?
• 42:34
  Speaker 5: I know I have had a sizzler in the past.
• 42:37
  Speaker 5: I've worked in radio. We used to do like sausage
• 42:39
  Speaker 5: sizzles with sizzlers.
• 42:40
  Speaker 4: There was a terrible thing about radio is that they're like,
• 42:43
  Speaker 4: welcome to radio, you're an interun we assume you can cook,
• 42:45
  Speaker 4: because now you can go the food poison everyone.
• 42:48
  Speaker 5: How did we not give people food poison?
• 42:49
  Speaker 4: I think I did.
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: I served many undercooked sausages outside a business on a
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: Saturday morning.
• 42:55
  Speaker 5: I mean that's why they were sizzlers, because they were
• 42:57
  Speaker 5: pre cooked.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, probably right.
• 42:59
  Speaker 4: Love love do you never know what's in there? But
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: don't know.
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: I don't think the cheese one, oh double cheese, Oh beautiful, beautiful.
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: We'll get a sizzler on the way home.
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: Now we're talking about your childhood nicknames.
• 43:12
  Speaker 4: What was it?
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: Maybe was sizzler? Maybe they called you says a great nickname.
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: Even you had a childhood nickname from your fam.
• 43:20
  Speaker 11: Yeah, I had a teenager.
• 43:22
  Speaker 10: I had two of.
• 43:23
  Speaker 11: Them, one with.
• 43:28
  Speaker 4: Sorry your phone has been moose and fish? Was it?
• 43:31
  Speaker 13: Yes?
• 43:32
  Speaker 10: Sorry moose and fish?
• 43:33
  Speaker 4: Yet, yeah that's great.
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: Why why moose and why fish?
• 43:39
  Speaker 10: Moose was because I was like an aversised teenager but
• 43:43
  Speaker 10: I'm had a big bump and the boys thought that
• 43:46
  Speaker 10: was funny.
• 43:47
  Speaker 11: Funny.
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: It's a great time to get a nickname relating to
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: body parts, isn't it? As a teenager it doesn't make
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: you feel self conscious at all?
• 43:55
  Speaker 10: No, No, I don't know how come it didn't, but
• 43:58
  Speaker 10: it didn't. And the fish was because I had some
• 44:02
  Speaker 10: bigger slipsture of me now.
• 44:07
  Speaker 4: Left I could dream of those plumpy lips of yours
• 44:10
  Speaker 4: to you.
• 44:10
  Speaker 5: Now he runs in the lips you don't have to.
• 44:15
  Speaker 4: Still got filuptious lips there even.
• 44:19
  Speaker 10: Well I'm a little bit older now I used to. Yeah,
• 44:22
  Speaker 10: he grew into a Lista's still a good size.
• 44:26
  Speaker 4: You gotta get and some love it, love it so good.
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: Thank you for all your calls and texts.
• 44:32
  Speaker 4: A great text here four for eight seven.
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: My name was Nickers because that's all I wandered around,
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: and so still my family to the stay calls me
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: nickers even when I am fully closed.
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: Was that a child or sugar booger? Says Yanni.
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: My mum called me sugar booger, and that meant for
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: a lot of torturous years at school. Sugar Booger didn't
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: get these coming through
• 44:52
  Speaker 4: Four for eight seven on the text