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OUTRO: Ol' Stinky Shorts Mogey · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast
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  Speaker 1: get up even Closer on.
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  Speaker 2: Instagram, YouTube and ticked off for for doggets for to
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  Speaker 2: SI and every weekday on radio. Here your here's looking
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  Speaker 2: nice and greasy today, man, is it? Yeah? And I
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  Speaker 2: mean that. Yeah, it looks nice and slicked back. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that's just felt for pause? Is I don't wash it?
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  Speaker 2: Do you not put anything in it? Because it looks
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  Speaker 2: like it can look quite different? You're here day to day.
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  Speaker 2: Can it again? It's high and like dry? Would you
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  Speaker 2: agree with it? Keys? High and dry? Yeah, ummm no.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes I might put a little bit.
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  Speaker 2: Of wax in there. See what kind of wax?
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  Speaker 1: Well, you know, Kesy, I said, the fronts.
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  Speaker 2: You just look. I don't even look, and then it's just.
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  Speaker 1: Here wax occasionally, but I didn't today, so maybe it's
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  Speaker 1: looking high and dried. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You picked as a moose guy, hear moose? What do
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  Speaker 2: you use?
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  Speaker 1: Keysy?
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  Speaker 2: I got a hat on right now, just a hat.
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  Speaker 1: You know, that's generally what I do is wear a
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  Speaker 1: hat so I don't.
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  Speaker 2: Have to in your head as often without a hat.
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  Speaker 2: Without a hat, he's quite a hair proud at the moment.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care about my hair. I mean, but what
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  Speaker 1: are you? What do you use? I use I see
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  Speaker 1: you as a sort of do you use it?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Tricky with your hair palmade pommade. No, I don't.
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  Speaker 2: I go.
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  Speaker 1: Froffy. I see something frofthy.
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  Speaker 3: It's like a Clayey type one that I got when
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  Speaker 3: I I had a haircut once and the guy just
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  Speaker 3: gave me a container of this palmade as a gift.
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  Speaker 3: And I still use it fucking massive. But with my
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  Speaker 3: hair or buffy nowadays, I don't even put stuff in
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  Speaker 3: it when I have every boy, I just leave it.
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  Speaker 2: I just leave it and it just does its thing.
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  Speaker 2: It's good, isn't it. That's the dream? That is the dream.
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  Speaker 2: What about you?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you use?
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  Speaker 2: Magie a clay or what?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: They've never they've stopped having the thing that I like.
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  Speaker 2: But I found another one that's close enough. Sure you
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  Speaker 2: know what I mean. But nothing today because I went
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  Speaker 2: to the gym and I didn't take that. Didn't take that.
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  Speaker 2: I'll tell you what else happened at the gym. This
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  Speaker 2: you're like this, Jase Keezy. You like it, You'll love it. Actually,
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  Speaker 2: you'll prefer it and just like it, you hate it. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: I've been to the gym this week and then both
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  Speaker 2: I've got two piers of gym shorts. Let's start there,
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  Speaker 2: and when you're going to have a sauna, then you're
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  Speaker 2: going to have a cold shower, you know, and then
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  Speaker 2: you can go back in again. So I ran out
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  Speaker 2: of gym shorts yesterday I had a day off, and
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  Speaker 2: then today I wanted to go to the gym and
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  Speaker 2: on my shorts hadn't been washed. So I went and
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  Speaker 2: found them. They're in a fucking massive pile of washing
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  Speaker 2: because they had a flat inspection today. I haven't had
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  Speaker 2: one of those. Wow, I cannot tell you how long
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  Speaker 2: I've been reading, but as an adult, I don't think
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  Speaker 2: I've ever had a flat inspection. So that was good.
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  Speaker 2: So we had to hide all of our filthy Washington
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  Speaker 2: the laundry there and had to pull it all out.
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  Speaker 2: And then I found some shorts and they were of
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  Speaker 2: course they were wet, and the only ones that I
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  Speaker 2: could find of the two were the ones from a
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  Speaker 2: few days ago. And then I went to the gym
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  Speaker 2: today and fart without a word of a light. They
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  Speaker 2: were soaking wet. So I wore soaking wet shorts to
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  Speaker 2: the gym because I wanted to go to the gym,
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  Speaker 2: and as they dried over the course of the workout,
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  Speaker 2: they were fucking reeking. They were so stinky. They'd been
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  Speaker 2: in this massive pile cool magie, massive pile of dirty clothes,
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  Speaker 2: and yeah, it was it was grim.
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  Speaker 3: They are really self conscious about it.
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  Speaker 2: I was certainly aware of it. Yeah, I was grateful
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  Speaker 2: for the lack of humans in there except for a
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  Speaker 2: Is his race relevant, No, it's not. But there was
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  Speaker 2: a Japanese couple and he was a unit right, big
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  Speaker 2: bastard there, which muscively but a big.
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  Speaker 1: Man solid Oh yeah, because usually what.
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  Speaker 2: And anyway, and then he did he was doing squat
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  Speaker 2: I was down in the change to begin with, and
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  Speaker 2: then I just heard the scream. I was wonderful. Then
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  Speaker 2: I came out up and then I was waking, and
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  Speaker 2: then he screamed again. And it was last set of squats,
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  Speaker 2: doing the weights and squatting, and it was on his
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  Speaker 2: last one. And when I tell you, screaming, it was
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  Speaker 2: like the gym down right, like laughing, making me crack up.
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  Speaker 2: And I saw another dude there. He was loving it
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  Speaker 2: as well. And he was just out of applauding. It
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  Speaker 2: was so good. But two hundred kilos this fellow was
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  Speaker 2: doing far out.
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  Speaker 1: That's a that's a heavy squat.
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  Speaker 2: It's a lot. I don't go near the squat.
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  Speaker 1: I'm snapping half if I tried that.
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  Speaker 2: It not squats. Weren't you benching two twenty? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Benching?
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  Speaker 2: Right? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Interesting lot away on that front because they want to
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  Speaker 1: actually keezy mention how stinky my shoes were a little wild,
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  Speaker 1: my sneakers and when we were at the batch.
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  Speaker 2: They were disgusting.
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  Speaker 3: His feet up on the stool here and I walked
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  Speaker 3: in and could smell it straight away.
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  Speaker 2: That's no good, mate.
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  Speaker 1: We're at the batch and they got wet, and so
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  Speaker 1: I took them off because that's not good. And I
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  Speaker 1: left them there, and I left before my wife and
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  Speaker 1: her friends, and so she had to bring them home
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  Speaker 1: and she was not impressed.
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  Speaker 2: How did they get so stinky? As they canvas con
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  Speaker 2: they got wet, they did right, blue ones.
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  Speaker 1: They didn't dry out properly, so they were damp constantly.
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  Speaker 2: Damn and toejams. And if you've got stinking feet, do
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  Speaker 2: you not change your socks every day? Jase?
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  Speaker 1: Are you supposed to.
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  Speaker 2: The whole aking big shirt week days from four on
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  Speaker 2: Radio Racky The Big Show Podcast. Do you do do
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  Speaker 2: it every day?
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  Speaker 1: Though?
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  Speaker 2: You do do? Okay? Good.
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  Speaker 1: I'm very particular about socks.
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  Speaker 2: One thing that I like about the smell of your shoes.
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  Speaker 1: One thing I give it makes me feel comforted as
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  Speaker 1: having a drawer full of clean socks.
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  Speaker 2: Agree. I've got my I've got my rhythm with that.
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  Speaker 2: I've got my thing that I do, yes where every
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  Speaker 2: year I buy twenty to thirty peers of the identical
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  Speaker 2: socks from the warehouse, exact same socks. If I lose
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  Speaker 2: black one, I lose them. It doesn't matter, it doesn't
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  Speaker 2: matter if I'll drop one out, I've still got peers.
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  Speaker 1: Great.
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  Speaker 2: The end of the year, I throw them all out
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  Speaker 2: and I buy another thirty.
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  Speaker 1: Great.
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  Speaker 2: Every winter I do that. That's great.
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  Speaker 1: We've got a We've got a socks bag with just
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  Speaker 1: single socks. And let me just tell you it's like
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  Speaker 1: a pillow case. Fill to the brim.
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  Speaker 2: Throw them out. That'd be a nice game. Sit there
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  Speaker 2: and peer the map.
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  Speaker 1: Well, this is what I was going to say. This
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  Speaker 1: is what what I do to relax is peer all
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  Speaker 1: the socks. I pulled them all out on the couch.
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  Speaker 2: When was the last time you did that? Because you're
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  Speaker 2: in a her of the mood.
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  Speaker 1: I think last week. Actually, no, I'm not in a
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  Speaker 1: I'm not well.
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  Speaker 2: I don't feel well, Jason, Mike Jase is genuinely a
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  Speaker 2: bit woozy today, genuinely, Actually, what happened? How is your sleep?
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  Speaker 2: Taught me? Through your sleep it all starts to the
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  Speaker 2: adjacent not.
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  Speaker 1: A great sleep, but.
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  Speaker 2: My head, you know, the flea flux going on. Did
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  Speaker 2: you have your gavis gone beside the bed.
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  Speaker 1: No, I've got it in the bathroom. And I just
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  Speaker 1: usually it's been fine over the last little week or so,
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  Speaker 1: and it was just quite bad today. And then I
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  Speaker 1: started feeling nauseous, which you know, it's not unusual sometimes
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  Speaker 1: for me in the morning, and then I sort of
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  Speaker 1: go through the day and it all it all gets right.
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  Speaker 1: Today I've just felt progressively worse right and nauseous and tired, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: really tired. Yeah, so I work up. I do a
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  Speaker 1: power thunder in the middle of the show. You know
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  Speaker 1: what's going on. I was thinking, I am enjoyed the
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  Speaker 1: week more and more as it goes on. I can't
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  Speaker 1: wait for this week to end. To be honest, Oh yes,
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  Speaker 1: I woke up this morning with the biggest fucking headache. Oh.
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  Speaker 2: I thought you were going to say something else, erection.
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  Speaker 2: I was going to say, load over your chest. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's on my chest too. It's on my chest as well,
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  Speaker 2: because I'll sleep in my back.
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  Speaker 1: You've got a powerful.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I do. Do You're not sleep on your back.
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  Speaker 3: It was like I'd been shot by a giant spider
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  Speaker 3: and I was just stuck up against the headboard. No,
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  Speaker 3: I work up with a stomker of a headache, had
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  Speaker 3: two giant glasses of water and some panant ole, did nothing,
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  Speaker 3: and thee my wife is I have some iberprofen as well,
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  Speaker 3: and I don't like doing that.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like OD. So I had that and I still
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  Speaker 2: it still didn't go away, and I'm still going to
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  Speaker 2: I had a shell, Yeah, a couple of glasses. You
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  Speaker 2: hadn't had your eight leaders, probably yeah? Probably?
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  Speaker 1: Maybe that was an eight gallons we've got because of
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  Speaker 1: my daughter with her when she had we literally have
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  Speaker 1: a box literally literally of liquid pamol and ibuprofen. There
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  Speaker 1: was like eight bottles of the ship. So I was
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  Speaker 1: pumping that today, same thing, no results, no change.
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  Speaker 2: Weird, get on the purse, that's a problem. Yeah, probably
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  Speaker 2: are you guys gonna Yeah, I love it when Jason's
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  Speaker 2: here looks like that. I love it. It's like, I
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  Speaker 2: absolutely love it. Yeah, it's great here.
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  Speaker 3: I love it when the headphone thing over the top
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  Speaker 3: pushes a bit forward and it sticks up like.
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  Speaker 2: A bit of a chicken. Great.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what were you going to say? Easy?
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  Speaker 2: I was gonna say something, but I thought I might
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  Speaker 2: say it for the show to be honest. Okay, yeah, nice, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: just because it's really good stuff. Yeah, really good. And
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  Speaker 2: we've got our outside smoking of dark.
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  Speaker 1: Our fucking we're getting a bathroom starts tomorrow seven o'clock.
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  Speaker 1: He's coming over to wrap it all out, and I'm like.
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  Speaker 2: What's your problem? You on it?
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  Speaker 1: I know you're going to a bran new bath it's
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  Speaker 1: just really noisy, and.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, you know, I just canell You're hard.
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  Speaker 1: I feel so, I don't feel really fatigued. I probably
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  Speaker 1: wait for doing well you should.
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  Speaker 2: Can you do me a favor? I'll win old mates
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  Speaker 2: do in your bathroom, just sort of leaning the door
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  Speaker 2: frame there and just fucking moan about your wife, I
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  Speaker 2: bet well, well, well he.
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  Speaker 3: Has got his hands wrapped around this thing that you've
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  Speaker 3: been sitting in for twenty years.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not him, that'll be the plumber coming over
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  Speaker 1: all right, So yeah, we're thinking of there's a B
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  Speaker 1: and B that we went to when we got our
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  Speaker 1: kitchen done, which was quite good. Because you're gonna have dogs.
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  Speaker 2: I'll just go stand in the airbnb for a couple
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  Speaker 2: of days. You'll take your duck.
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  Speaker 1: I leave the duck behind, and of course and of
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  Speaker 1: course no cat.
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  Speaker 2: Now yeah, well that's a pleased guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah
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  Speaker 2: about that.
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  Speaker 1: Every morning since he's died. Oh shit, I forgot to
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  Speaker 1: feed tigger.
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  Speaker 2: It's funny. I'm seeing the other side of you now
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  Speaker 2: where you talk about the fact that you wanted to
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  Speaker 2: feed the care but when the cat was alive, you
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  Speaker 2: said you fucking hated it.
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  Speaker 3: And as I never heard anything about it, I forgot
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  Speaker 3: you even had one. Yeah, but now it's like this, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: well it never came inside the house. It's hard to
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  Speaker 3: love a cat that doesn't come inside the house because
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  Speaker 3: it's the pet the petting, which is.
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  Speaker 1: So much he did in the last few months, right,
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  Speaker 1: and it was really annoying.
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  Speaker 2: Because he just he just mew unless that always comes
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  Speaker 2: in now yeah, actually my parents cat, I've never heard it.
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  Speaker 2: Mew great and like ten years great and you are
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  Speaker 2: really good cat. It's worth paying five hundred backs for
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  Speaker 2: a cat.
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  Speaker 3: That doesn't mean my dad did it yeah heed, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: yeh yeah, took it down the shed Ducky Big show
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  Speaker 3: four or seven weekdays. Jason was looking at me the
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  Speaker 3: biggest look of disdainers there fucking out cool man,