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71 - S3Ep19: Golden Moments Part 2 · On The Lanai

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  Speaker 1: On the Luni is part of the Odd Pods media network.
• 0:05
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, all right, okay, I don't know if.
• 0:34
  Speaker 3: You saw my name on there, so I know you
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  Speaker 3: need to know. The outcome is.
• 0:40
  Speaker 4: When it's possible.
• 0:43
  Speaker 1: Now it's.
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  Speaker 3: It's gonna happen. Oh, you're showing us her forces on
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  Speaker 3: our computer.
• 1:01
  Speaker 1: Say foreskin. Oh that's that's better.
• 1:06
  Speaker 3: I said, Forrest, I.
• 1:09
  Speaker 1: Thought you said, where is that?
• 1:12
  Speaker 3: That's another lipstick shade there is? Do you guys have foreskin? Yeah?
• 1:17
  Speaker 3: Right here?
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  Speaker 1: All right, back, Well, let's before I start to act
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  Speaker 1: like Rose in the kitchen about seeing her dad's dick.
• 1:29
  Speaker 1: Let's jump into the quiz.
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  Speaker 5: Oh oh no, all right, I'm not gonna's.
• 1:37
  Speaker 1: Gonna make weird faces at you instead. But speaking of
• 1:43
  Speaker 1: weird faces, Question one? Everybody ready? Okay?
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  Speaker 3: Thanks?
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  Speaker 1: Oh? What variety of cat food does Sophia say they
• 1:54
  Speaker 1: fed them at Shady Pines on Sunday? Mm hmmm, prop daddy.
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  Speaker 5: First seafood Medley.
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  Speaker 4: That is correct?
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  Speaker 1: Yes? Also, is everyone hearing the sound? Sorry? More tech notes? Magic?
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  Speaker 1: All right, yeah, good job, James point James, all right?
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  Speaker 3: Next, yeah, James is on the boat, all right?
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  Speaker 1: Next up? Why are two of Phil's children unable to
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  Speaker 1: go with their mother and the other four siblings. Mm hmm, Kristin.
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  Speaker 4: They can't state lines. They can't cross state links.
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  Speaker 3: You got the rest of them, Okay, because.
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  Speaker 4: It would be against their probation or whatever. It's a fella.
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  Speaker 4: They can't cross the.
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  Speaker 3: Close Yeah, close, Kristen. H Okay, it's my turn. I
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  Speaker 3: want to point.
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  Speaker 1: All right, let's go to the next question. Why does
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  Speaker 1: Sophia say that she knew for sure Phil was the
• 3:11
  Speaker 1: gay one? Gina wins because you want to see all
• 3:18
  Speaker 1: the Gladiator movies.
• 3:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I did to think about it.
• 3:24
  Speaker 5: I mean same, have you.
• 3:25
  Speaker 3: Ever seen a grown man naked billy?
• 3:30
  Speaker 1: Next quest, Thanks for the lovely prairos. What was the
• 3:36
  Speaker 1: second thing Rose didn't understand?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: I think I stumped you guys on this the first
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  Speaker 1: time that episode.
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  Speaker 6: Are my shit?
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  Speaker 5: What is God say?
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  Speaker 3: After that? No?
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  Speaker 2: No, h.
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  Speaker 1: Rose says two things the poverty and.
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  Speaker 4: H yes, the spokesmodel category on Star Search.
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  Speaker 3: Redemption Like, I'm out of this.
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  Speaker 5: I wrote down spokes model category, but I didn't like to.
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  Speaker 3: Fix the furnace. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: That's right? All right?
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  Speaker 5: Accidentally turned on they.
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  Speaker 1: All right, let's let's go on. What are the names
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  Speaker 1: of the men featured in Sophia's yuts Parade? I just
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  Speaker 1: need the name of the there's three names of the
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  Speaker 1: men that they dated that we talked to in the
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  Speaker 1: episode wins.
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  Speaker 3: Let me give it a shot. There was a Harry,
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  Speaker 3: there's a doctor Jonathan Newman, and there was a Berry.
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  Speaker 1: That was not that segment. But you got one of
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  Speaker 1: them if someone can give me more than one otherwise,
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  Speaker 1: Gina gets the point. The answer was specifically the yuts
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  Speaker 1: parade was Dirk Frank the priest and doctor Jonathan Newman.
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  Speaker 1: That was the that sequence. All right, well, we'll give
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  Speaker 1: Gina the point because she got the whole name doctor Johnathan.
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  Speaker 3: Trim.
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  Speaker 1: I want to have like a really fancy cocktail party
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  Speaker 1: and then stage it so like you're the first person
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  Speaker 1: I see when I come out of the room, Gina,
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  Speaker 1: since you're the shortest, and I'll be like shramp and
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  Speaker 1: then like just leave. I want to do that some
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  Speaker 1: time with you. Let's make that.
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  Speaker 3: It's okay for a while.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Sophia says, the girls don't need her anymore, Well
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  Speaker 1: except for Rose. What is Sophie, I say Rose needs?
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  Speaker 3: Was it a psychiatrist?
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  Speaker 5: No drop daddy, Wizard of Oz.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, okay, that's all right.
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  Speaker 5: What the psychiatrist?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I mean yes, there's a psychiatrist joke. Yeah. Sorry,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to keep these in order of the episode.
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  Speaker 3: No, I get it clips all.
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  Speaker 1: Right, Uh, this one is going to get some grumbles
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  Speaker 1: right off the bat. I am aware, and I get
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  Speaker 1: a harumph out of that.
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  Speaker 3: I'm for the governor.
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  Speaker 1: What item is missing from the kitchen wall this season? Oh, Kristen,
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  Speaker 1: is it the garlic? No, you're in the right area
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  Speaker 1: the kitchen sort of, but no prop daddy. No, the
• 7:06
  Speaker 1: dick is still there too, anyone. I've been meaning to
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  Speaker 1: ask this for all of this season and I keep forgetting.
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  Speaker 1: So today I was like, this is a kitchen heavy episode.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, all right, it is the ceramic bowl
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  Speaker 1: of fruits and veg that was mounted under the phone.
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  Speaker 3: That's like falling off.
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  Speaker 1: All right, I get a point. I never get a point.
• 7:29
  Speaker 1: I get a point.
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  Speaker 3: I've been clocking the mug in the fridge.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, So real quick housekeeping question. Would you
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  Speaker 1: like me to continue in show order and then do
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  Speaker 1: the cumulative questions after? Would that make most sense? Probably?
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  Speaker 1: So that your notes, I think, so let me swipe
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  Speaker 1: to my other page here. Okay, according to Dorothy, how
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  Speaker 1: many problems have they solved over a cheesecake at that
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  Speaker 1: kitchen table? Oh, prop daddy?
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  Speaker 5: One hundred and forty seven.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I only know what I wrote down.
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  Speaker 1: I love her for.
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  Speaker 5: She's so mad about it.
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  Speaker 1: Well, she's mad a lot.
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  Speaker 3: That's you'd get you get frustrated with Rose.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's you know I love you.
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  Speaker 3: But shut the fuck up.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah all right.
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  Speaker 1: Next question, it took Rose five years to have an
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  Speaker 1: orgasm with Charlie. Why does Dorothy say she never had
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  Speaker 1: one with Stan?
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  Speaker 4: Mm hmm Kristen, It usually happened before she was in
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  Speaker 4: the room.
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  Speaker 3: Yees, right, does she walk into the room and he's like, hello, Oh,
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  Speaker 3: lady Satter just gets it on her? So is that
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  Speaker 3: what she mounted Taylor?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? All right? Next question, which family wanted to train
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  Speaker 1: the herrings for the circus?
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  Speaker 4: M hm, kristin the lintns.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, damn it.
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  Speaker 3: I think she got that last time too.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I didn't write down who got what
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  Speaker 1: right last time?
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  Speaker 3: That's okay, okay.
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  Speaker 1: Next question, the herring circus is smaller? Sorry, hold on
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  Speaker 1: the Herring Circus is different than a real circus and
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  Speaker 1: much much smaller than Sea World. But what is it
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  Speaker 1: bigger than.
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  Speaker 4: Mm hmm Kristen Plea Circus?
• 9:47
  Speaker 1: Yes, James, I'm honestly really disappointed in you since you
• 9:52
  Speaker 1: just bragged about having this clip memorized. I'm just kidding,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just seeing you.
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  Speaker 5: It's a memory, I said, ok a lot.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, y'all.
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  Speaker 3: You better send it to him again because he doesn't
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  Speaker 3: have a memory.
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  Speaker 1: All right, I apologize, I apologize. You are a guest,
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  Speaker 1: and I will buy your next first beer.
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  Speaker 4: How about that? Great next?
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  Speaker 3: All right, first beer?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm not gonna buy all night, not a fucking Rockefellers.
• 10:21
  Speaker 3: I just like that phrase. Your next first beer.
• 10:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well not your very next beer. I'm not going
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  Speaker 1: to drive the fuck down to your festival today.
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  Speaker 3: The next first beer that I'm with you?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, now that's a longer sentence. Fuck. Best to move along,
• 10:35
  Speaker 1: all right. Sophia says the girls have more fights at
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  Speaker 1: their house than what other venue. Gina wins Caesar's Palace.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, why is it the ones I get nobody else.
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  Speaker 2: Like?
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  Speaker 3: I'll let her have it.
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  Speaker 1: Well, when we finished this, uh, next two questions, I'd
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  Speaker 1: like a total of where the points are at for now,
• 11:02
  Speaker 1: and then we'll do the sort of do you what
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  Speaker 1: is your comprehension or retention level for the series questions?
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  Speaker 1: All right, okay, what is Miami cuter?
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  Speaker 3: Then m China interuteriney an inner ter an inner uterine?
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  Speaker 4: Come on, Kristen, Well, you buzzed in before I hit
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  Speaker 4: the button, so I just didn't buzz in.
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  Speaker 5: I knew you had it.
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  Speaker 1: You sang it during the thing, and I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: Gina's gonna get this point. All right? Final question of
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  Speaker 1: today's episode content? What color is the coffee mug in
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  Speaker 1: the fridge today? Ooh, prop daddy.
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  Speaker 5: I mean the coloration on my scream maas look like salmon.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I have a couple of colors written down. That's
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  Speaker 1: that's adjacent enough. I wrote down that it was a pale,
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  Speaker 1: pink tope or melon, So yeah, I saw tope.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's fine, all right. Every screen is different.
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  Speaker 1: All right? So where are we at now? On? Like
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  Speaker 1: just that you were able to watch today and remember questions?
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  Speaker 4: Aaron has one, Gina and James have four, and I
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  Speaker 4: have five.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, it's getting really fucking upset.
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  Speaker 3: Here, all right, I'm happy for her.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't even I literally took and then I stopped
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  Speaker 4: taking notes.
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  Speaker 1: So well, these are all going to be past things.
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: None of you now will probably have notes for this.
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  Speaker 1: I tried to only pick episodes that James was on
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  Speaker 1: or I thought he might have seen, so that it's
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  Speaker 1: not unfair to anybody. So with that in mind, and
• 12:55
  Speaker 1: if you're done yawning.
• 12:59
  Speaker 3: I'm a break. He got up early for us.
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  Speaker 1: When Little Spenn comes to visit, what film franchise does
• 13:06
  Speaker 1: Rose compare Big and Little Spen too?
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  Speaker 3: Gina, Shit, No, that's a TV show. I was gonna
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  Speaker 3: say Jake and the Fat Man. I don't know, not that,
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  Speaker 3: not Jake and the Fat Man.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god?
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  Speaker 1: Do I get another point? I get another point?
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  Speaker 3: Do I haven't anyone else know?
• 13:25
  Speaker 4: Twins?
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  Speaker 1: No, okay, unless you want to guess real quick, James,
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  Speaker 1: you were here for that show. But again, when Little
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  Speaker 1: Spenn comes to visit, what film franchise does Rose compare
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: Big Spen and Little Spen too?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: I know it's like I picture him, but I got
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  Speaker 5: it nothing.
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: What if I wrote the question ron, What if it
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  Speaker 1: said what film franchise does Rose? Compare Spenn and Spend two.
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  Speaker 3: Too, Oh Jaws and Jaws two.
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Sorry, I realized when I was reading that for
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  Speaker 1: the third time that I cucked up. So, Gina, you
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  Speaker 1: buzzed in first and you knew the answer finally. So no,
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  Speaker 1: I mean it's.
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  Speaker 4: I took the point away from Aaron and I gave
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  Speaker 4: it to Gina.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, like, my only point you took away? Or this one? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I was like, wait, what.
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  Speaker 4: No, I don't have authority to do that.
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: No one has authority for anything here. We're just silly ladies.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, it's just silly lady.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
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  Speaker 1: So this one's going back. This one's going back to
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: either James's first or second visit. What major sitcom plot
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: does Sophia take credit for? Gina?
• 15:08
  Speaker 3: Was it when Shelley Duvall of Cheers Shelley Long?
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: But yeah long? It was the housekeeper episode and the
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: housekeeper calls her an up d y to Wolman.
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: I didn't like that uppad white woman either.
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: Yep, all right, so that was was that?
• 15:28
  Speaker 3: Do you still think that should have ended by her
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: going like the accent was fake too?
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: I do? Yeah, I think.
• 15:35
  Speaker 3: I rewrote it in my head.
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• 16:14
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• 16:34
  Speaker 1: Oh shit, I'm crying.
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: I think she buzz before you were first.
• 16:38
  Speaker 5: Oh god, do you even start to find anyway.
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: I like to I'd like to appeal that point, Judges. No,
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: it's okay, all right? Oh shit?
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: Uh do you know if it's any consolation? I believe
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: that you are currently in the lead on points.
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we're tired, but we're.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: Tired, Oh tired? Okay, well now yeah, okay, demand it
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: all right? How does Sophia say you get out of
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: kindergarten in sicily? Oh shit?
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: And I just can't it's not coming to me.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: I buzzed in. Yes, Chris, you have to dodge a bullet.
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: Oh that's right, that's that's.
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: That's because Rose had said that to get out of
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  Speaker 1: kindergarten that you had to not eat paste, and so
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: Sophia lets them know that she had.
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: To dodge a bullet.
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, So that's point Aaron.
• 17:52
  Speaker 8: It was make wine or something no in my mind
• 17:55
  Speaker 8: with murder and I was like, that's not right.
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: I mean, you're close far not far?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I know it.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: What is the name of the restaurant that Rose throws
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: Dorothy's surprise birthday party at.
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: Kristen ha Ha's hot Dogs?
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's mister Hot Mister.
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: Has hot Dogs.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: I should have known that, I can. Yeah. I didn't
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: want to really screw with you guys, but I thought
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: about asking how much the hot dog and soda combo
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: was versus the soda because I remembered in my head
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: how much the soda by itself was. I didn't remember
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: the combo price, so then I was, yeah, I know
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: the soda was one seventy nine, because I was like,
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: what a weird soda price? All right, good job? Okay,
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: a couple more to go here. Speaking of surprises, what
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: was the surprise at Blanche's birthday party? Gino Wins followed
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  Speaker 1: by Kristen was.
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  Speaker 3: That when they invited everyone in her Little Black Book.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they had a big congo line at the end,
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: very cute little episode.
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: Which book the book on your night's tand something like that.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: All right, I like the ten seconds later, just for fun,
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  Speaker 1: you buzzed in in case they both got it wrong, James.
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: Good job, all right, don't blame him.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: Speaking of Phil, Sorry this was written in a different
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: order originally. Speaking of Phil, what is Sophia packing in
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: her suitcase the first time she goes to visit Phil
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: in season one?
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: Kristin Mari Andara no clam sauce Marinara No?
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: Okay, Oh, I don't know what to do. I see
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: the look on Gina's face.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, those are two different things. But yeah, she
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: said the answer.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: She said the answer, But as an Italian, they're very different.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: Give Gina and Kristen a point. Okay, we give Gina
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: a point for offending her Italian heritage.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, well, she's.
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: Taking a second stab at.
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  Speaker 3: It, but now she's right.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's okay. Look, it's fine, everyone's fine. The only
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: person that is here and that is James. Yeah, but
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: we're pretty sure you're getting the season three trophy unless
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: someone shows up for every other episode we record.
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  Speaker 5: So I'm just enjoying being here.
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  Speaker 4: Good answer.
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  Speaker 3: Here's my head shot. All right, I'm James on six
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  Speaker 3: feet tall and I can shave if needed. Yeah, I
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: don't know.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: When Rose first meets Charlie as a child, what was
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: he selling at his stand in the front yard. Gina
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: wins insurance for her wagon policies? Yeah, for her little
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: red wagon. All right, what the fuck does this say?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: Okay, sorry, Sometimes when my remarkable tablet translates my handwriting,
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: it interprets a letter wrong. So this says what anyway?
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: Why did Rose's cow Alice have to sit on a
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: stool to be milked? Kristen?
• 21:47
  Speaker 4: She was missing a leg from a plowing accident.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: Yep, it was a nasty plowing accident.
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: Didn't we but we never got we.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: Never got anymore. That was That was the end of that.
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: Like what.
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  Speaker 1: Okay?
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: Uh?
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: In the episode, the actor, why is Sophia dressed like
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: a pirate?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: That's she didn't you know what?
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: I have a lot of questions. Fuck it? Mm hmm,
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: what's uh finish the Scandinavian saying, oh God, you can
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: lead a herring to water.
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: But mm hmm, Kristen, you have to walk early, faster,
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: it'll die.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah. M hm.
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: Did you ever get that stensil made?
• 22:44
  Speaker 4: I didn't make it yet, but I have it right
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: here on a post it now because I love that.
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: I want to see a picture of that, like on
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: your wall.
• 22:54
  Speaker 8: Okay, next love, Yeah.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: All right, there's two questions left. Next question, what sandwich
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: did Sophia and Rose sell? Bonus point if you also
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: know the name of their competitor.
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: Gina bacon less and potato.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: Mm hmmm.
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: Yes, the competitor was like Jimmy no thumbs.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: It was Yeah, I think that's close enough. It was
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: Johnny no thumbs, but no thumbs is the funny part. Okay.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: So and then the last question, and this is how
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: well do you listen to our guest, otherwise he gets
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: a free point. Are you ready? What was the name
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: of James's character?
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: And that's no, lady, He's still Resa.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: God fucking Tama. What was the name of James's character? James?
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: You can buzz in, but I know it.
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, James, I don't know.
• 24:05
  Speaker 5: That's okay?
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: Yeahzzn't.
• 24:11
  Speaker 5: I played Rock New Heart also known as Roxy.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, good job?
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: Wow?
• 24:16
  Speaker 5: I remember that one.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: No, look well, because I asked a question that wasn't
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: in the so I threw one at the end to
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: balance it out for you because I figured they wouldn't
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: have remembered. It was a It was a fair point
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: because I asked a question that was from an episode
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: you hadn't seen.
• 24:34
  Speaker 8: Oh, but it wasn't until you like talked through it
• 24:38
  Speaker 8: that I was like, oh, right, they can let us
• 24:41
  Speaker 8: in potato, right potato?
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, you weren't here for that. But you heard
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: us talk about me eating the dry ass fucking sandwich.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: Oh no, we were making a face. Uh Oh? Who won?
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: Who didn't win?
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: Aaron got two points, James got five, I got ten,
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: and Gina.
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: Shut eleven points and is our winner.
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: I seem to do better at the cumulative good job.
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: I don't know why, Maybe because I hear on when
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: I'm editing.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: I don't even know how many times Gina's won, but
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: it's not a lot.
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: Three third time.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, we're gonna have to get some kind
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: of like sexy smoking jacket or like maybe a bathroom
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: that's like.
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: Some fire.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: That's that's all I have prepared for you guys to
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: be honest.
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: Okay, well, let's do fun silly madlips.
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, from my.
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: The Golden Girls Madlips, World's Greatest word game. I just
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: picked one at random because Sophia was gonna leave, so
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: I picked one called roommate wanted. So let me ask
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: you for our words. I need a number, sixty nine,
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: correct number. I need an adjective.
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: Fucking.
• 26:13
  Speaker 7: What is it?
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: I think she said fucking.
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: That would be a verb. Actually it could be a noun,
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: a verb.
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: Try let's do another one, because I think that's too
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: much of a verb. Krusty, all right, krusty plural noun
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: dix a color blue, another color bank pink. Yeah, I
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: don't know a noun.
• 26:55
  Speaker 5: Flem the listeners at home. The visceral reaction.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: Another noun made me feel flem in my throat, and
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: you said that labia labia solid choice.
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: Sir James has done this. This is right, okay, A
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: verb fucking. There we go, We got you, We got you, girl.
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: Type of liquid come. A verb.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: Swimming, Oh, okay, swimming. No, swimming is probably gonna fit
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: into come better.
• 27:36
  Speaker 5: I thought, she said rimming because of the overlap.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: You do not think.
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: I was like, oh, oh, I think I think Aaron'
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: said licking said we're swimming, okay, swimming plural nounols. Sorry,
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: I'll go with feet.
• 27:56
  Speaker 5: Oh you said what not other way of saying tits?
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I'll a noun.
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: Fish, m hmm fish.
• 28:10
  Speaker 5: A type of.
• 28:11
  Speaker 8: Food Belgian cream donut.
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: Very specific ferries, a verb plucking, and finally, an adjective.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: Beauty. Oh, sweating.
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: It's better.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: By the way, I'm not suddenly better at ads or
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: or adjectives or verbs. I googled before we started the
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: madlib just to remind myself. Verbs be adjectives. That's literally
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: what I typed in. It's fine, it's fine.
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: Just filling them in. Give me a second.
• 28:59
  Speaker 5: The it and fill it in.
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: I gotta squeeze Belgian donut. There we go.
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: Stitch.
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: Alrighty kids, here we go, all right. Roommate wanted. An attractive,
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: sassy single girl is looking for sixty nine roommates. Oh,
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: I live in a crusty home right here in Miami
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: with some of the most beautiful decor. If you love
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: wicker Dix with accents of tropical blue and pastel pink,
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: and the linis so you can bake your beautiful body
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: in the phlegm, this is the place for you. I
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: am a Labia at the Museum, where I fuck quite hard,
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: but I also love to have a good time. Monday
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: is my favorite happy hour at the Rusty Anchor, where
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: all the boys buy me glasses, have come and let
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: me swim my favorite show tunes at the piano. I'm
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: looking for girls who want to enjoy themselves. Definitely no
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: cats and absolutely no teats. Someone who knows their way
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: around the fish.
• 30:26
  Speaker 5: This became a lesbian compound.
• 30:34
  Speaker 6: Someone who knows their way around the fish and who
• 30:36
  Speaker 6: can whip up a sinfully rich Belgian cream donut moves
• 30:41
  Speaker 6: to the front of the line. And most importantly, you
• 30:44
  Speaker 6: must be able to pluck the rent on time and
• 30:47
  Speaker 6: know how to mix up a sweaty mint jewlop.
• 30:53
  Speaker 5: I kind of want to sweaty mint jewelip now.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: I mean I hope that it's sweaty because the glass
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: is sweating a midity and the ice.
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's funny because we're recording this on the day
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: of the Kentucky Derby or they have I love the Julibs.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: Honestly. One of the only reasons that I loved going
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: to Club thirty three so much was their minjullup because
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: it was it would knock you on your ass and
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: you got to uh sip it in like the traditional
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: like metal glass and stuff. Oh fuck, I want to menjullup.
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: I love how car almost done? So you can go
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: get one? What is it morning?
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: No, I'd have to go to a separate store. I don't.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: I don't buy hard alcohol in Oregon because I have
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: to go to a separate store for it.
• 31:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they don't have a regular store. It's weird.
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Oh that's like here they do that, ye, and
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: it'll be a part of the target, but you have
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: to enter from the outside. That's the rule.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: It's like oh no, yeah, you don't. Yeah, this is
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: like a whole separate store.
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: Cardocohol California.
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: Yes, you you can.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: James is judging me right now.
• 32:03
  Speaker 5: No, I'm judging if I was judging anything. It's Oregon.
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: I just I don't understand the point of it. It's
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: like you could still get it. What is this archaic rule,
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: like it has to be separate.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: We've put it on the ballot a couple of times,
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: honestly up here, and it always fails. Like there's some
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: conservative fuck somewhere where we live atore.
• 32:26
  Speaker 5: Dry counties.
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh you have a dry county.
• 32:30
  Speaker 8: Yeah, we have dry counties in regards to not just
• 32:33
  Speaker 8: alcohol but also weed, Like there's organ you cannot sell.
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: Oh I didn't know.
• 32:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and it's it's like what.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: It's not places we go probably to be honest, but
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: yeah there are Uh I'm kind of so well you
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: might for work and stuff, and so.
• 32:50
  Speaker 8: That's he leaves the house, then it's exponentially more conservative.
• 32:56
  Speaker 8: But like even Portland Metro, like there's a decent amount
• 32:59
  Speaker 8: of like servative mindsets. Yeah, and so like yeah, every
• 33:04
  Speaker 8: time it goes on the ballot, it fails.
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: And like buy such a small margin. It's like so upsetting.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: If we could just get like one hundred people to
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: be nicer.
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: Well, is it in a way that's kind of confusing
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: because sometimes it's I don't know, it's pretty clear straightforward.
• 33:22
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's kind of like what you're saying with Target,
• 33:24
  Speaker 8: where you have like the main store and then there's
• 33:26
  Speaker 8: just that one separate door outside.
• 33:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's all it is, yes, fred Meyers.
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: But you guys can't have that is that it's a
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: separate building.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: A separate store, and you can't A lot of the stores,
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: like my fred Meyer, which is pretty great about a
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: lot of stuff, they won't sell you, like beer or
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: wine before h nine am. The store opens at like
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: six I think. But if you try to buy alcohol
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: before that time, their computers won't allow them to sell it.
• 33:59
  Speaker 4: Oh okay, I mean they don't sell it somewhere between
• 34:01
  Speaker 4: two and six.
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: And six am.
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: It's just a four hour grace period.
• 34:08
  Speaker 5: Sober over up four hours, five hours, we can't buy alcohol.
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: Hmm. There's going to be a term though, dry county.
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: But for weed, there needs to be like a smokeless county.
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: Smokelessless smoke out clear.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: Dark for their Simba everywhere the weed doesn't touches ours.
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: On that note, we should wrap it up. That was beautiful.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: You're beautiful.
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: Where can we find you, James.
• 34:46
  Speaker 5: Beautiful to gether?
• 34:49
  Speaker 8: You can find me on socials as at James Sharinghausen
• 34:53
  Speaker 8: personally or at Sheet Ghost Productions. That is my company
• 34:58
  Speaker 8: where we do scenic decor as well as props designed
• 35:01
  Speaker 8: for specialty events, theater, film, television, and blah blah blah.
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: And lots of three D printed dicks. Oh my god,
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: for all your dick needs.
• 35:11
  Speaker 8: I thought it was only doing like thirty five maybe forty,
• 35:14
  Speaker 8: and Don the director just asked me to do sixty.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: Okay, Now, Don's gonna put on me with a good
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: person show of you and I one night, right, We're
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: gonna do it one night only for all this hard
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: work you're doing.
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: Just throws at each other that I would.
• 35:29
  Speaker 5: Not get dodgeball, DoD bet of nails. It's a bed
• 35:34
  Speaker 5: of dicks.
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: I'd lay on that. I might sit on it first anyway, God,
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: damn it, what is happening this accident road?
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: We're dirty, We're naughty.
• 35:53
  Speaker 8: Yeah, feel free to reach out if you want to
• 35:55
  Speaker 8: contact me on Facebook, Instagram.
• 35:58
  Speaker 5: Uh, dick needs At James Sharinghausen, he does.
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: Other things, but dix mainly.
• 36:06
  Speaker 5: Lots and lots of fake plaster dicks.
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: And where's our Where can they find us? On our socials, Kristen.
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: You can reach us across all socials at onalani pod
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: and you can also email us at onlanipod at gmail
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: dot com. We would love to hear from you.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: I see me. I'm a little bit uncomfortable and well,
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: I guess what I want to say is your cheesecakes ready?
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: When you guays have dirty mouths, I'm gonna get James
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: some orbits.
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: Come dirty mouth cleante it up.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: They're not a sponsor.
• 36:44
  Speaker 5: Oh are we gonna find you? White hairs and the cheesecake?
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: They fired that faker?
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: Me. I cut the cheesecake with my tongue, but there's
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: no hair in it? Is that okay?
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: Sure?
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: No, her mouth doesn't smell anymore. She's got nothing. How
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: very dare you, ladies and gentlemen. This is the last
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: episode of on the Luni Shade it my sick old dog. No,
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: her mouth actually doesn't smell now that she has no
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: teeth left. I think she still had a tooth or
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: two when you were here. Yeah, there's nothing left to
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: smell now, she's just just it's just dry, you know,
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: you know it's it probably cuts really well. It's like
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: a serrated blade because it's a dry dog done. All right,
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: you're missing out. Abby. Put the cheesecake back. They don't
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: want it. Okay, Mom, I got it.
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: We're gonna go
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: Now, bye bye bye