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- Passa Brown (00:11.374) Mm-hmm. Passa Brown (00:17.228) Yes, I am. You heard me the first time, girl. I said I'm ready. It is? Passa Brown (00:32.366) Let's run it down. Amen. Amen. Welcome to Pastor Brown's Pastor Brown's Pix Week three. week one was an introduction. It was. Week two was adjustments. I felt that in my Scooby-Doo. Week three, Week three is when the line order fibbing starts. You know, injuries start showing up. Coaches start getting nervous. You know, there are teams out there who are 0-2. And then you got you got players and coaches, you know, checking for an unemployment website. I swear, I swear, for Lord, I saw a couple of them on Indeed. I did. But we're gonna start out with tonight's game. Meet me here tonight. Cause them Falcons is going to Lambeau Field. Now, Michael Penix is coming back. What a way to come back at Lambeau Field. Now. Atlanta, they lost an ugly one 34-3 to Carolina and the Green Bay. They survived the Jets in overtime. Now, we have to figure that out. Now, now, was that a fluke? But since Michael Penis is back, that's gonna change the whole offense up. Aside from that, their cornerback, AJ Terrell, he's injured. He's gone. That's a major problem. That's a major problem with the Green Bay's passing game. Now, listen. From the coaching perspective. he done he he done walked into a bushole. They're gonna have to run the they're gonna have to run the run the game. They gotta have play action. They gonna have the quick throws. They gotta make it comfortable for this boy because he's walking into a buzz saw with a team that's pretty pissed off. Pretty pissed off. So in this game, you know I'm going with. I'm going with the pack. Passa Brown (02:19.053) I'm going with the pack. Then we got them Chargers in Buffalo. Buffalo, highest scoring team in the league. 38 points a game. 38 yards per plate. Seven, seven, you know, seven yards per play. That's number one in the league. Number one in the league. Chargers got a problem. Houston, Justin Herbert. Last week he had three turnovers. He just hurting himself. He knows he got a new coat. He got a coach and a and a and a and a and Mike Madan's over there. But you know what's over there in Buffalo? That big old Josh Allen over there. That old Joshi over there. The Chargers. Chargers themselves are openly treating this like a high urgency game. They should come off because they got Seattle coming up next. You cannot go into Buffalo turning the ball over. Josh Allen, he don't need no gifts. You just bring them some ribs for the cookout. That's all you gotta do. Call Uncle Ray and say to get the smoker ready. Because we are picking them Buffalo Bills. Then we got the Panthers at the Browns. Now the Browns have been browning. Carolina went for 59 something in week one. You know, and they running back. Joshua Josh Jotham on Brooks. He won't reserve with the groan injury. So, Bryce Lung, Bryce Young coming off and throwing for almost 300 yards last week, three touchdowns against Atlanta. They got something to prove. They got something to prove. When they prove it against them Browns, yeah, yeah, I'm picking them Panthers. I am picking them Panthers. Lord. Have mercy. And then we're going to have to go to the Jets. Now the Jets is playing in line. And this is an interesting game because the coach said, I'm coming back home. I'm coming back home. Because, you know, the Jets could be pretty mad because they lost a bomb burner. And the Lions don't even look like themselves right now. They don't even look like themselves right now. But New York has injuries. Michael Fitzpatrick, early out, we won. Passa Brown (04:37.282) Wide receiver Aaron Smith, he he gone, he done for the game with an ACL injury. Lyonson gave up 41 points to Buffalo last Thursday. Now, Aaron Glenn, he he he's he's he's been doing extremely well. The Jets are one and one. Aaron Glenn is is coming back with that Jets defense, which used to be the Lions defense. That's what that's what they used to be. But who are you picking, Pastor? I'm going with the Jets. And then we got the 0-2 game of two teams that were doing really well last year. The Texans 0-2 going to going to Indianapolis, who are 0-2. Now, Houston managed only six points against Cincinnati. We all know the reasons why. But somehow, somehow, some way, Daniel Jones is going to have to do what he needs to do. I don't know what's going to I don't know what's on what's going on with the Texas defense. I have no idea what's going on with the Texans defense. But I know one thing, somebody needs to figure it out. And this game, I done picked the Texans. Three weeks, two weeks in a row. Two weeks in a row. And this week, I am going with the Colts. I said for the Lord. Then them Patriots at the Jaguars. New England held Pittsburgh to three points last week. Three points last week. Then again, they were playing Aaron Rodgers. He w he was in a wheelchair. I think he was in a wheelchair. But hey, New England should make Trevor Allen sustain his drives. He better not. He better not. But I know one thing. Both of these teams are one and one. Who do you think's gonna win this game, Pastor? I'm gonna pick the Jaguars. I'm gonna pick the Jaguars. Then the the Chiefs is playing the Dolphins. Ain't nobody care. We even gonna talk about that. We pi we we we picking the Chiefs. Then the Titans is playing the Giants. Now no My team. Jackson Dodd, him gone. Him gone. This is the factor. Well, James Winston's beat James Winston's of of of last week. I think he's gonna play better. I think he's gonna play better. This is a scary pick because the Titans got real close last week. They got real, real close last week. However, the Giants defense is stellar. I'm gonna have to be a homer. I gotta be a homer. I'm going with them Giants. Passa Brown (07:04.482) The Bengals is playing the Steelers. The Bengals defense. Sexy Dexie. I don't know how you let him go. Sexy Dexie is holding down the four. You know, the defense is sustaining the offense. The defense is sustaining the offense. What we're gonna say? A lot of drops from DK. Aaron Rodgers. He he ain't gonna survive the season guy where he got hit last week? Wait, he got hit last week? Can you imagine a team when Aaron Rodgers score three points? Accident accidentally, accidentally score three points. Someone needs to trip up the kicker on Winfield, and they wouldn't have got nothing. They wouldn't have got nothing. I am picking them Bengals on this game. The Seahawks at the Commanders, Jalen McDaniel displayed his elbow again last week against Dallas. You know, if you look at if you look at that conference, Dallas should walk away with it. Giants ain't got a quarterback. Commanders ain't got a quarterback. You might as well just punch it in. I don't think they're gonna go far, but that's another story for another day. We are picking them Seahawks in this game. And we got the Cardinals at the 49ers. Now, Arizona, they managed only 151 points against 151 yards against Seattle. Brock Purdy threw for three tutties. 35 to 13 against Miami last week. That's why Chocau Shanahan is who he is. Now, what I believe is going to happen, he's going to test Arizona, Arizona horizontally and attack them. They're gonna have to keep the, they're gonna have to keep the offense off the field. Can the Cardinals run the ball? No. We are going with the Niners. Passa Brown (09:05.58) Now the Vikings at the Buccaneers, interesting game. I swear for Lord, that defense is blisten like 73% of time. 73% of the time. Can they Buccaneers run the ball? Who is on the clock? After all that talking, all that talking the quarterback made. they don't pay me. They, they, they disrespecting me. They're gonna blitz you and blitz you. And you're gonna have to get rid of that ball. A lot of screens, a lot of a lot of quick throws. You gotta mix up your projections. You know, because I know one thing, Minnesota, they come to play, and that's who I'm picking. Now the Raiders is playing at the Saints. I am so impressed with Tyler Shuck. Tyler Shuck, NFL, he's the passing yardage leader. Passing yardage leader. I'm impressed with the with the Raiders and how they're looking. I'm really surprised. But you know, New Orleans ain't the same. It just ain't the same New Orleans. Apparently, the NFL. It's got themselves a team down, down, down, down, down, down, down in Norleans. They got itself a team down. Well, I hate to be a betting man, but whatever stays in Vegas stays in Vegas. But I know one thing, that's where they ain't gonna be. So we are taking them saints. Passa Brown (10:32.62) Now in Rio de Janeiro, Rio de Janeiro, them Ravens is playing them Cowboys. It's an away home game. You know, Prescott threw for four touchdowns last week. C C D Lamb he handled his business. my lord. my lord. Washington ran for 182 yards against him. Now you got Lamar Jackson on the other line. What y'all gonna do with this runner attack? I I you know, and I believe that the that the play caller of the Ravens learnt learned himself a lesson. They threw that game away last week. They should have won that game. They didn't run the ball. They ran, they ran that D bow back there. Derek Henry. King Henry five times in the second half. Now, Dallas gave up 182 yards, Yusu. They better get a passport. They better get a passport. But I am picking them Ravens to win. Then we got the Rams at the Broncos. That for two for four touchdowns against some Giants. Devontae Adams, can we have to say it 195 yards? He, he, he outplayed the whole team. Will the Broncos respond? That's the that's the question. Will the Broncos respond? Will they respond? I'm going Passa Brown (12:05.496) With the Rams. I think the Rams are gonna do it. Then we got Monday Night Football, the Eagles against them Bears. Caleb Williams, he ain't playing. At least I think he's playing. The other quarterback, he hurt too. They got some other boy, Kyle something. I don't know. He may be playing. We're not sure. This is quarterback by committee, but this is where we find out if they're head coach. can be like Kyle Shannon. It don't matter who's under center. The scheme is the scheme. I am picking the Eagles. I get some bears. And that's the that's my picks. Those are pastors' picks. Meet me here next week. I swear for Lord, I'll be right here. Lord, have mercy.