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- 0:31Speaker 1: We'd like to learn all you feel us down line.
- 0:33Speaker 1: Not only is this a great night to roast like
- 0:36Speaker 1: a pig at a luau traditional Hawaiian lua, the San
- 0:39Speaker 1: Antonio spurs. What a gag. We'll have fun with that
- 0:44Speaker 1: all night. And also, as promised and was a great
- 0:48Speaker 1: idea by the late night drug tester, the World Cup
- 0:52Speaker 1: pick them now. The hopper is not in the studio
- 0:55Speaker 1: with me. The hoppers in the green room right now
- 0:57Speaker 1: that we're gonna bring the hopper out, and we need
- 1:00Speaker 1: if our math is correct, we need to get four
- 1:02Speaker 1: rounds in each hour for this to work. There's forty
- 1:06Speaker 1: eight teams at this start of the World Cup, and
- 1:09Speaker 1: a bunch of these teams are not very good, and
- 1:11Speaker 1: they suck and they'll be kicked out and all that.
- 1:13Speaker 1: But we'll do all forty eight. We'll explain more about
- 1:16Speaker 1: that coming up in a little bit. Big night. I
- 1:19Speaker 1: mean really just we're globe trekkers here with the World Cup.
- 1:23Speaker 1: Pick them. It's just so freaking exciting. We are fired up, however,
- 1:29Speaker 1: our lead, so don't bear the lead. My man, Oh
- 1:31Speaker 1: what a night now. As we often point out, and
- 1:34Speaker 1: again got an email from a listener in the New
- 1:38Speaker 1: York area, New Jersey who was like, oh man, you
- 1:40Speaker 1: must be fired up then to get in there and
- 1:41Speaker 1: talk about the game. And I'm like, and my reaction
- 1:44Speaker 1: is always the same to this, because we get paid this.
- 1:47Speaker 1: It's like, we don't get paid extra if the game's
- 1:49Speaker 1: good or if there's something that's like really amazing that happens,
- 1:52Speaker 1: we get paid the same. Where there's no gifts. We
- 1:55Speaker 1: did it during the pandemic, there were no games. We
- 1:57Speaker 1: were talking about marble racing and it was the same thing.
- 2:00Speaker 1: Lead this hours from New York City, right above Penn
- 2:02Speaker 1: Station that was the Hippodrome for game number four of
- 2:07Speaker 1: the NBA. That's right, the NBA Finals. Now Wemby and
- 2:12Speaker 1: San Antonio trying to square the books up against Jalen
- 2:16Speaker 1: Brunson and the Knicks. And were you watching? Perhaps not,
- 2:20Speaker 1: maybe you were watching, you turned it off. Well, if
- 2:23Speaker 1: you did, bad job by you. The Knickerbockers came back
- 2:28Speaker 1: and back and back and all the way back, as
- 2:32Speaker 1: they had a record setting night down twenty nine points
- 2:36Speaker 1: on multiple occasions, and they are now on the brink
- 2:41Speaker 1: of a civil unrest in New York when the lunatic
- 2:45Speaker 1: Nick fans start celebrating there but the first Championships its
- 2:48Speaker 1: nineteen seventy three, is in the on deck circle as
- 2:53Speaker 1: the Knicks rally back for a one oh seven to
- 2:56Speaker 1: one oh six win in a game that will be
- 2:58Speaker 1: remembered for long time until we all die, and then
- 3:01Speaker 1: it will be forgotten. The game was decided by og Annobi,
- 3:06Speaker 1: who was not blocked out by the San Antonio Spurs
- 3:09Speaker 1: who were caught napping. He ran all the way in
- 3:12Speaker 1: and Tippy mctip and the miss of Jalen Brunson's three
- 3:17Speaker 1: ball attempt with one point two seconds remaining, and that
- 3:22Speaker 1: the kill shot as the Knicks get a three to
- 3:26Speaker 1: one lead now in the NBA Finals, that means they
- 3:28Speaker 1: have three chances not to f this up and win
- 3:31Speaker 1: the championship. Jalen Brunson helping bring the Knicks back with
- 3:36Speaker 1: thirty six points and og Nanobi had thirty three. Now,
- 3:42Speaker 1: the better story is in the losing locker room the Spurs,
- 3:46Speaker 1: who somehow had a twenty nine point lead and looked
- 3:50Speaker 1: like they'd win by seventy. They had a twenty seven
- 3:53Speaker 1: point halftime lead, they went up by twenty nine, a
- 3:55Speaker 1: couple points in the third quarter, and it all went away.
- 3:59Speaker 1: All went to hell right there. And that is a
- 4:02Speaker 1: good jumping off point. So let us discuss. Now the question,
- 4:05Speaker 1: which is rather obvious, is who gets the blame for
- 4:09Speaker 1: Wemby's Spurs on a historical twenty nine point blown lead
- 4:16Speaker 1: in the NBA Finals. Holy crap on a cracker. So
- 4:21Speaker 1: my thoughts on this, I've got speakeasy Sergeant Pepper and
- 4:25Speaker 1: leftover lasagna, and we're gonna put all of these things
- 4:29Speaker 1: together and we're going to choke on some Texas toast,
- 4:33Speaker 1: which I think is what the Spurs did. So first
- 4:35Speaker 1: of all, welcome to CSI MSG. It says CSI MSG.
- 4:42Speaker 1: Doctor Mahler is in and we are now performing a
- 4:45Speaker 1: forensic pathology report. The autopsy on the corpse of the
- 4:49Speaker 1: San Antonio Spurs. The Spurs didn't just blow a twenty
- 4:53Speaker 1: nine point NBA Finals lead, they donated it to charity.
- 4:57Speaker 1: It's taxed to doctor book. Congratulations. Now, they were up
- 5:00Speaker 1: eighty one two with nine on the clock above the
- 5:04Speaker 1: Mecca in the third quarter, and that is about the
- 5:08Speaker 1: point Mitch Johnson. Listen, Mitch Johnson became Professor Doom, teaching
- 5:15Speaker 1: a disaster class as coach. Over the final twenty one
- 5:20Speaker 1: plus minutes, San Antonio fell like they were at the Alamo.
- 5:26Speaker 1: That didn't end well. People hear the Alamo. The ending
- 5:28Speaker 1: was not good for the people at the Alamo. Outscored
- 5:31Speaker 1: fifty five to twenty five from the nine to forty
- 5:35Speaker 1: mark of the third quarter to the end of the game.
- 5:38Speaker 1: And why well, they have an addiction prom addicted to
- 5:41Speaker 1: the three ball. Live by the three, Die by the three.
- 5:44Speaker 1: The Spurs Biblical meltdown, which this was they messed with
- 5:48Speaker 1: the basketball gods with all the moneyballs they kept shooting.
- 5:52Speaker 1: The basketball gods giveth and the basketball gods taketh away.
- 5:56Speaker 1: The Spurs offending the mojo of basketball. They shot a
- 6:02Speaker 1: horrific two of fifteen and I'm just talking about the
- 6:06Speaker 1: stretch where they blew the twenty nine point lead. So
- 6:08Speaker 1: the rest of the game the numbers were different. But
- 6:10Speaker 1: two of fifteen from up twenty nine to losing by one,
- 6:15Speaker 1: that's thirteen point three percent, my computer, like brain tells me.
- 6:19Speaker 1: And from downtown and they from the floor took thirty
- 6:22Speaker 1: five shots when they went up by twenty nine, they
- 6:25Speaker 1: only made six of them seventeen point one percent on
- 6:29Speaker 1: two pointers. Throw in eight turnovers and four assists, and
- 6:33Speaker 1: you have the collapse combo meal that is fully complete
- 6:38Speaker 1: and supersized there for san Antonio and I didn't play
- 6:42Speaker 1: in the NBA. I just don't think that's good.
- 6:43Speaker 3: Oh, your mean malor your mean mailer. Why would you
- 6:47Speaker 3: say that, I mean, what would you think? You think
- 6:49Speaker 3: it's easy to shoot? Yeah, seventeen point one percent. They
- 6:53Speaker 3: shot seventeen point one percent for the four thirteen point
- 6:56Speaker 3: three percent from three point range to close out the
- 6:59Speaker 3: game up twenty nine to lose. Now, Mitch Johnson, who
- 7:02Speaker 3: should be fired at this point? I'd fire him right now.
- 7:06Speaker 3: I'd fire him in the middle of the series.
- 7:08Speaker 4: What are you doing?
- 7:09Speaker 1: What are you doing? Anyway? Here's Mitch Johnson that plausibly
- 7:13Speaker 1: for now the coach of the Spurs trying to explain
- 7:15Speaker 1: how he just was on the sidelines for the single
- 7:18Speaker 1: greatest suck in the history of basketball. Take a listen. Yeah,
- 7:22Speaker 1: I mean at the.
- 7:23Speaker 5: Top of the list, just in terms of obviously the
- 7:25Speaker 5: circumstances and the stakes of what we're playing for, and
- 7:29Speaker 5: to put as much good work into that first half
- 7:31Speaker 5: as we did and get the lead that we had
- 7:33Speaker 5: and not finish a job as dressing to say the least.
- 7:39Speaker 1: He also said that they needed tough minded plays. He
- 7:42Speaker 1: said they needed some tough minded plays. Now that part
- 7:45Speaker 1: of it is coach speak for my guys turned into
- 7:48Speaker 1: jet puff marshmallows.
- 7:51Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 7:52Speaker 1: In fact, just to prove I'm not making that up,
- 7:53Speaker 1: here's the coach here, Mitch Johnson talking about tough minded plays. Listen.
- 7:58Speaker 5: I mean, honestly was tough. He felt the momentum too
- 8:01Speaker 5: much to overcom I didn't feel that until the clock
- 8:04Speaker 5: hit Zeros. I mean there was times where again I
- 8:06Speaker 5: felt it was part of that third quarter, and then
- 8:10Speaker 5: some part probably early mid and the fourth quarter again
- 8:12Speaker 5: where we just we got away from playing the Brandon basketball,
- 8:16Speaker 5: got us the lead, and then you saw the times
- 8:19Speaker 5: aggressiveness and the just conviction that we played with early
- 8:23Speaker 5: on dissipated a little bit and they made some shots
- 8:26Speaker 5: and that's where you felt the momentum a little bit.
- 8:27Speaker 5: We just needed a few more tough minded plays to
- 8:30Speaker 5: finish the job.
- 8:31Speaker 1: Yeah. Again, that's him calling his team soft. That's the
- 8:34Speaker 1: coach calling his players soft, and he's not wrong. That
- 8:36Speaker 1: was Marshmallow soft. We talked about the fluffer nutter this week.
- 8:40Speaker 1: That's a fluffer nutter for San Antonio. Now, Victor Wembanyama,
- 8:44Speaker 1: this is on his resume. Wemby officially earned his pilot's license.
- 8:48Speaker 1: Congratulations Wenby, you are now qualified to fly the vomit
- 8:52Speaker 1: comet choking away the game. Now mentioned, all these numbers
- 8:56Speaker 1: are when the Spurs went up by twenty nine to me.
- 8:58Speaker 1: That's obviously the twenty point from at that point on
- 9:00Speaker 1: Spurs up twenty nine to the end of the game,
- 9:02Speaker 1: Wenby took twelve shots. He made two of them, two
- 9:05Speaker 1: of twelve in the final twenty one minutes plus and
- 9:08Speaker 1: he went zero of two from missed a couple of
- 9:11Speaker 1: big shots from the charity strap. And then you've got
- 9:14Speaker 1: the fox oh Man making our radio network look bad.
- 9:18Speaker 1: Daron Fox. Once a Sacramento King, always a Sacramento King.
- 9:21Speaker 1: Foxy went one of seven from the floor with four
- 9:26Speaker 1: turnovers in that fateful stretch from nine to forty to
- 9:30Speaker 1: go in the third quarter to the end of the game,
- 9:33Speaker 1: including the bone headed play of the day. That's right,
- 9:36Speaker 1: the boneheaded play of the day, which will be discussed
- 9:39Speaker 1: and analyzed and all that up one spurs up one
- 9:43Speaker 1: thirteen seconds left, and this is one of those you
- 9:47Speaker 1: make the call moments. Okay, so you're d'aron Fox. You
- 9:50Speaker 1: have options. You could dribble it out, force the Knicks
- 9:54Speaker 1: to foul you play the foul game and they got
- 9:57Speaker 1: a foul you because the time's gonna run out. Or
- 9:59Speaker 1: you could call it time out and reset and run
- 10:02Speaker 1: and play that way. Well, Deanon Fox decided, I don't
- 10:05Speaker 1: want to dribble out and get fouled, and I want
- 10:06Speaker 1: to call a time out instead. I'm gonna choose option C.
- 10:09Speaker 1: I'm going to force a layup attempt against a shadow
- 10:15Speaker 1: defender og and Anobi who's draped all over me. And
- 10:19Speaker 1: what does Anonobe do? He goes mutambo as we used
- 10:24Speaker 1: to stay back in the day and swats it away,
- 10:26Speaker 1: and that set up New York for what turned out
- 10:29Speaker 1: to be the game winning possession. And again the basketball
- 10:33Speaker 1: gods giveth, the basketball gods taketh away. And now that said,
- 10:38Speaker 1: it's not all bad news for Wemby, Foxy and Mitch,
- 10:43Speaker 1: because these boys have earned the secret password to the
- 10:47Speaker 1: speakeasy at the Sports Suck Bar and they can now
- 10:52Speaker 1: have cocktails with other choke artists. For example, the Dirty Birds.
- 10:57Speaker 1: I see Matt Ryan over there, Julio Jones, coach Dan
- 11:00Speaker 1: Quinn at the speakeasy of Sports Suck. They're all in there.
- 11:05Speaker 1: Members of that Yankee team that blew it against the
- 11:07Speaker 1: Red Sox and the American League Championship Series. Those guys
- 11:10Speaker 1: are in there as well, having a grand old time. Now. Secondly,
- 11:13Speaker 1: on the New York side of things, here the question
- 11:17Speaker 1: how much credit do Jalen Brunson's knicks get for the comeback?
- 11:21Speaker 1: So on the malor big board, not a list. Terry
- 11:24Speaker 1: and England on the big board, I'm giving them five percent.
- 11:27Speaker 1: They didn't come back. I'm not going to call this
- 11:29Speaker 1: a comeback. They just waited for the Spurs to choke
- 11:32Speaker 1: on their own puke. And that's exactly what the Spurs did,
- 11:36Speaker 1: and yet the Knicks are getting I've seen some of
- 11:39Speaker 1: the coaches are getting a media tongue bath. It is.
- 11:41Speaker 1: This tongue bath is so deep, I think we need
- 11:44Speaker 1: to call in a lifeguard for safety reason. Now, listen,
- 11:47Speaker 1: Brunson and og An Andobi they played well, obviously down
- 11:51Speaker 1: the stretch, and they combined to score thirty three of
- 11:54Speaker 1: the fifty five points in the twenty nine point comeback
- 11:58Speaker 1: from that point, and they show twelve of eighteen and
- 12:03Speaker 1: that was obviously great. In fact, it's sixty six point
- 12:06Speaker 1: six percent, which is a sign of the devil, which
- 12:08Speaker 1: is who the Spurs are hanging out with. After that performance,
- 12:11Speaker 1: Bruntson and og look like the adults in the room,
- 12:15Speaker 1: and the Spurs look like the kids in the back
- 12:16Speaker 1: of the room that eat glue. That's what they look like.
- 12:19Speaker 1: And so you give the Knicks a little bit of
- 12:21Speaker 1: credit for not throwing in the sponge, and so they
- 12:24Speaker 1: kept scratchy and clonging. I believe that's worth five percent. However,
- 12:28Speaker 1: the garage band started here, and it was Sergeant Pepper's
- 12:31Speaker 1: Lonely Hearts Club band. It is mathematically impossible, mathematically impossible
- 12:38Speaker 1: to rally back from twenty nine points down against a
- 12:42Speaker 1: smart basketball team, against a team that just plays fundamental basketball.
- 12:47Speaker 1: The way that you are able to come back from
- 12:49Speaker 1: twenty nine down, you can't do it without a little
- 12:51Speaker 1: help from my friends or in this case the Spurs
- 12:54Speaker 1: acting like the Beatles. They were accomplices. Most games are lost,
- 12:58Speaker 1: they're not won. This is a textbook exam Paul As
- 13:00Speaker 1: we said that it's a disaster class, absolute disaster class
- 13:04Speaker 1: by the Knickerbockers. Now the final thought here, big picture,
- 13:09Speaker 1: big picture. The Spurs are facing elimination. Things are not
- 13:14Speaker 1: going well. Here's Victor Wembanyama on the state of the Spurs.
- 13:19Speaker 6: What's going through my mind right now? I think he's
- 13:21Speaker 6: gonna go one of two ways, one of two ways
- 13:23Speaker 6: and a bad one and a good one. And I
- 13:25Speaker 6: know the bad one would be giving up. The good
- 13:28Speaker 6: one would be getting stronger through this, getting more together,
- 13:30Speaker 6: and I know this is what we're gonna do.
- 13:33Speaker 1: Want to bet on that question? Is this NBA Finals
- 13:36Speaker 1: in the fridge for Jalen Brunson and the Knicks up
- 13:39Speaker 1: three games to one. So I'm nodding my head, Yes,
- 13:44Speaker 1: this is shocking up. There is no such thing as momentum,
- 13:48Speaker 1: so it's not like the knicker. You just gotta have
- 13:49Speaker 1: all the momentum going into the next game. I saw something.
- 13:53Speaker 1: I saw a sign that I'll get to in a second.
- 13:55Speaker 1: But as Chicky Baby, this old you don't even know
- 13:57Speaker 1: this guy's are before you were alive. There was this
- 13:59Speaker 1: guy named chick Hern who broadcast the Laker games. Actually
- 14:02Speaker 1: liked him. I was around him a little bit back
- 14:04Speaker 1: in the day when I was a young lad, and
- 14:06Speaker 1: he would say, this series is in the refrigerator, the
- 14:09Speaker 1: doors closed, the lights are out, the eggs are cool,
- 14:12Speaker 1: and the butter's getting hard in the jello's jigglin. This
- 14:15Speaker 1: thing appears to be vacuum sealed, time stamped, and shoved
- 14:19Speaker 1: behind the leftover lasagna that you had back in April.
- 14:23Speaker 1: The body language, that's to me the tell for this
- 14:26Speaker 1: first big body language guy, Benny body language. I saw
- 14:30Speaker 1: the surrender cobra. I saw the surrender cobra. That is
- 14:35Speaker 1: a universal sign. Universal hands atop the head, Pose all right,
- 14:41Speaker 1: hands atop the head. As you realize defeat is inevitable,
- 14:46Speaker 1: and you put your hands above your head like that.
- 14:48Speaker 1: The math ain't math in here. The only path for
- 14:51Speaker 1: san Antonio back involves twisted ankles, divine intervention, and some
- 14:58Speaker 1: kind of clerical error. And forget just the nuns that
- 15:02Speaker 1: they have in San Antonio. If the Spurs want to
- 15:05Speaker 1: flip this, they need more than just holy water I'm
- 15:10Speaker 1: talking about. They should bring in a rabbi, a priest,
- 15:13Speaker 1: a shaman, voodoo dolls, bags of garlic, garlic bulbs, the
- 15:19Speaker 1: whole thing. San Antonio needs a total spiritual reboot to
- 15:24Speaker 1: ward off the bag Juju man. They they should call
- 15:29Speaker 1: the Ghostbusters. Who you gonna call? Call the Ghostbusters.
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- 16:13Speaker 1: Our lead this hour is not from New York, where
- 16:15Speaker 1: the Knickerbockers were given the gift Christmas. In June Hanukkah.
- 16:20Speaker 1: In June, the Knicks down twenty nine points. They were
- 16:25Speaker 1: getting ready for their last rights in that game, and
- 16:27Speaker 1: then San Antonio said, let me just fus around start
- 16:30Speaker 1: shooting from three point shots, and they had the greatest
- 16:33Speaker 1: choke job in the history of basketball. What an accomplishment.
- 16:37Speaker 1: And Wemby's gonna be wearing that for a long time, long, long, long, long,
- 16:43Speaker 1: long time. However, I mentioned Kansas City. So Patrick Mahomes,
- 16:49Speaker 1: who is the gold standard at quarterback in the NFL,
- 16:53Speaker 1: he has made some headlines here. Did you hear what
- 16:54Speaker 1: happened to him? You did not. We learned that Mahomes
- 16:59Speaker 1: and the chief us have agreed to a reworked contract.
- 17:02Speaker 1: We ties him to the team through twenty thirty three.
- 17:06Speaker 1: The total value of said contract now five hundred and
- 17:10Speaker 1: four million dollars, the first NFL contract to exceed half
- 17:16Speaker 1: a billion dollars. Yeah, Mahomes gets two hundred and thirty
- 17:21Speaker 1: nine million in new money, allegedly adds two years on
- 17:25Speaker 1: the previous deal. And so we can go through all
- 17:28Speaker 1: the numbers if you want. That's pretty boring. Mahomes Starting
- 17:32Speaker 1: in twenty twenty seven, Mahomes will average sixty four million
- 17:37Speaker 1: per year. Yeah, that's right my tax bracket, you know. Close.
- 17:43Speaker 1: No it is not, apparently not. That'll be a new
- 17:47Speaker 1: NFL record starting in twenty twenty seven until somebody else
- 17:50Speaker 1: zooms past him. So that is a good jumping off point.
- 17:53Speaker 1: Let us discuss the question what message are the Chiefs
- 17:57Speaker 1: sending with this? Patrick Mahomes rework contract extension. So my thoughts,
- 18:02Speaker 1: I've got t mobile, battery powered flashlight, and Dino nuggets
- 18:09Speaker 1: and we will combine all of these things together. We're
- 18:12Speaker 1: gonna try to shnazz up the radio show, going to
- 18:15Speaker 1: shnazz it up, and we'll give you a high five.
- 18:17Speaker 1: So a this one is rather simple. Kansas City is
- 18:22Speaker 1: shooting off a text message to everyone else in the NFL,
- 18:27Speaker 1: and it reads, we ain't going anywhere, you bozos, and
- 18:32Speaker 1: not just Boso the district attorney, you bozos, for anyone
- 18:36Speaker 1: hoping for a downfall. The heartbeat is still there, that's
- 18:40Speaker 1: what this is. The Fat Lady has not sung yet,
- 18:43Speaker 1: the party's not over, and the Chiefs are already reloading
- 18:48Speaker 1: the confetti cannons, getting those ready. And so the rest
- 18:51Speaker 1: of the NFL, this franchise, the Chiefs are like, hey,
- 18:55Speaker 1: we're cockroaches. We're the ultimate cockroaches, and we refuse to die.
- 18:58Speaker 1: The dynasty's not over yet. They just took a little
- 19:01Speaker 1: break here. Mahomes is the NFL's tea mobile tower, full bars,
- 19:06Speaker 1: full coverage, no outages with his contract, and he is
- 19:10Speaker 1: the bedrock of Arrowhead for the Chiefs. And look, Mahomes
- 19:16Speaker 1: the foundation. Everything else is just it's interior decorating everything
- 19:21Speaker 1: else on the Chiefs. And Clark Hunt, the guy that
- 19:25Speaker 1: runs the team. There, he came out. He's been spreading
- 19:27Speaker 1: the gospel. He's got knee pads on praising Mahomes generational talent,
- 19:31Speaker 1: elite human being. And of course I always loved the
- 19:34Speaker 1: elite human being. Like how does anyone know that anyway? Yeah,
- 19:38Speaker 1: So it's kissing your ass, that's it. Why not I
- 19:43Speaker 1: get it. You get your ass, kiss both cheeks when
- 19:45Speaker 1: you've been to five Super Bowls and won three championships,
- 19:49Speaker 1: that's usually how that goes. Now, keeping the buzz going here,
- 19:52Speaker 1: So Swarycap doom and Gloomers, you know who you are
- 19:56Speaker 1: the nerds in the back of the room, the salarycap truthers.
- 20:00Speaker 1: I am a salary cap truh. They're not. We disagree,
- 20:03Speaker 1: but the salary cap dooman gloomers. Dooman gloomers are up
- 20:06Speaker 1: in arms saying that when the contract kicks in the
- 20:11Speaker 1: contract increase, Mahomes will be making sixty four million annual
- 20:17Speaker 1: average value AAV sixty four million per year starting in
- 20:22Speaker 1: twenty twenty seven. The question are the Chiefs now? According
- 20:25Speaker 1: to the salary cap dooman gloomers, the Chiefs are cooked
- 20:29Speaker 1: because of the increased money, and they will not have
- 20:32Speaker 1: enough money to fill out the roster properly. And so
- 20:36Speaker 1: even though they get Mahomes, they're not going to give
- 20:38Speaker 1: him enough players around on the roster. So he's cooked,
- 20:42Speaker 1: He's porked. So are the Chiefs cooked? Hell No, I
- 20:47Speaker 1: don't believe that. I don't believe that that money is
- 20:50Speaker 1: just the cost of doing business in the NFL. Now,
- 20:52Speaker 1: Brett Veach the GM in Kansas City, like every other
- 20:57Speaker 1: good team, he is playing a shell game with the
- 21:01Speaker 1: salary cap, the payroll, chasing that financial that little p
- 21:07Speaker 1: under the walnutshell. For the third time in six years
- 21:11Speaker 1: futching around with the salary cap and so the Chiefs,
- 21:14Speaker 1: if the math is right here, they have committed six
- 21:18Speaker 1: hundred and eighty nine million in new money to Mahomes
- 21:21Speaker 1: through twenty thirty three. If Mahomes is still the super
- 21:25Speaker 1: nova that he had been, then this is fine. It works,
- 21:31Speaker 1: mazel tov, good for you. However, if Mahomes is now
- 21:35Speaker 1: a battery powered flashlight, then that's a much different conversation
- 21:40Speaker 1: because this becomes a capitol Q quagmar. It's a big quagmire.
- 21:45Speaker 1: And yet belief is undefeated. People believe that Mahomes is
- 21:50Speaker 1: the top quarterback. However, lately, the legend is still elite,
- 21:57Speaker 1: the commercials are still elite, the statuet is filing agrievance,
- 22:01Speaker 1: and he has become in the last year and a
- 22:04Speaker 1: half the NFL screen merchant, the Sultan of Swing passes,
- 22:09Speaker 1: relying on the short game, the helter skelter improv plays
- 22:15Speaker 1: while blaming many around the Chiefs, blaming the supporting cast
- 22:18Speaker 1: and all that. The eyeball test says Mahomes has not
- 22:21Speaker 1: been quite as good recently, and the numbers back that up.
- 22:24Speaker 1: In twenty twenty four, despite a Super Bowl run, he
- 22:27Speaker 1: was average fifteenth rank quarterback in the NFL. Mahomes and
- 22:31Speaker 1: this past year he was number twenty one on the
- 22:35Speaker 1: Big Board of Quarterbacks, neck and neck with Justin Fields,
- 22:39Speaker 1: who is now the backup at Arrowhead. Nevertheless, it is
- 22:45Speaker 1: a pure man who shot liberty valance situation when it
- 22:48Speaker 1: comes to Mahomes, when the legend becomes the fact, you
- 22:52Speaker 1: print the legend. The Chiefs have already made so much
- 22:54Speaker 1: money off Mahomes and all that, and so even if
- 22:58Speaker 1: they paid him a billion dollar, that would not cover
- 23:01Speaker 1: the amount of money they've been able to take in
- 23:03Speaker 1: because of their success in this golden era of Chiefs football.
- 23:07Speaker 1: Now last word to Viva las Vegas, we go. The
- 23:13Speaker 1: Raiders always carrying some excess baggage and good for headlines,
- 23:18Speaker 1: not good for wins. Not good for wins. They're always
- 23:20Speaker 1: rowing upstream against the tide. I bring this up because
- 23:24Speaker 1: Kirk Cousins, who I believe is thirty seven now and
- 23:28Speaker 1: signed with the Raiders, and he is now pushing back
- 23:32Speaker 1: on the very popular narrative that he was brought to
- 23:35Speaker 1: Vegas solely to mentor for Nando Mendoza, the unpolished quarterback who,
- 23:44Speaker 1: for some reason was taken number one over out of
- 23:48Speaker 1: Indiana the Hoosiers. He's twenty two for Nando Mendoza. Cousins,
- 23:53Speaker 1: when asked about all that, said, the labeling by the
- 23:57Speaker 1: media of him as Mendoza's mentor is quote a bit
- 24:00Speaker 1: of a reach and quote more of a narrative than
- 24:04Speaker 1: it is the truth. Now, Cousins emphasized a collaborative dynamic
- 24:10Speaker 1: of working together. Well, isn't that special? So the question
- 24:15Speaker 1: what is Raiders quarterback Kirk Cousins implying by saying he
- 24:21Speaker 1: is not the mentor of rookie Fernando Mendoz. So this
- 24:28Speaker 1: is one of those things that comes up pretty much
- 24:30Speaker 1: every year where there's some young, hotshot quarterback that enters
- 24:32Speaker 1: the NFL and there's a more experienced quarterback ahead of them.
- 24:36Speaker 1: The NFL and especially the media in the NFL, they're
- 24:40Speaker 1: all buddy buddy. They love to sell mentorship in the NFL.
- 24:45Speaker 1: It's like a Disney Like Disney selling magic, they love it.
- 24:50Speaker 1: It's a scam, it's a myth. It's a bedtime story
- 24:53Speaker 1: for you gullible dopes. Kirk Cousins is not mentoring anybody.
- 24:59Speaker 1: He's trying to keep Mendoza from stealing his parking spot
- 25:03Speaker 1: is what he's trying to do there. Now, it's already preordained.
- 25:06Speaker 1: According to Clint Kubiak, the coach, you never have to
- 25:10Speaker 1: learn the name of the Raiders coach because they don't
- 25:11Speaker 1: last long. Clint Kubiak has indicated that Mendoza would ideally
- 25:16Speaker 1: sit and learn with a veteran such as Cousins or
- 25:21Speaker 1: go the Raiders. They are saying they want Cousins to
- 25:25Speaker 1: be what a bridge. Cousins wants to be a drawbridge.
- 25:29Speaker 1: He wants to go up closed nobody's crossing. The drawbridge
- 25:34Speaker 1: is up, and so Mendoza can learn. If he learns
- 25:37Speaker 1: by osmosis, great, If not, he's gonna learn by watching
- 25:42Speaker 1: Kirk Cousins get sacked. The Raiders overdrafted a project to
- 25:49Speaker 1: be kind who let's just say, in the cooking world,
- 25:54Speaker 1: the culinary world needs a lot of seasoning, and they
- 25:57Speaker 1: have paired Fernando Mendoza with a guy and Kirk Cousins,
- 26:01Speaker 1: who doesn't want to share the salt or the pepper,
- 26:04Speaker 1: wants to keep all the salt in the pepper. So
- 26:06Speaker 1: Thiker Mendoza like a startup and Cousins is the legacy software.
- 26:12Speaker 1: They do not integrate, not in a mean way. Cousins
- 26:15Speaker 1: doesn't have I don't think he has a mean bone
- 26:17Speaker 1: in his body, which is part of the problem. They're
- 26:21Speaker 1: not going to be buddy buddy. They're not gonna be
- 26:23Speaker 1: enemies though, And so Cousins is not planning on feeding
- 26:27Speaker 1: Mendoza Dino nuggets in the Raider quarterback room. He's not
- 26:30Speaker 1: even going to give him the Wi Fi password over
- 26:33Speaker 1: there in Henderson, Nevada. So if Cousins wants to mentor right,
- 26:37Speaker 1: if that's what he wants in life, he'd retire and
- 26:40Speaker 1: go coach a high school team somewhere in Georgia and
- 26:43Speaker 1: or Texas or wherever. Instead, Cousins will start the twenty
- 26:47Speaker 1: twenty six season. The Raiders open up the regular season
- 26:50Speaker 1: in September against the Miami football team, the Dolphins. Couple
- 26:53Speaker 1: of teams that used to matter, that don't matter. They're
- 26:55Speaker 1: a relevant they're laughing stock franchises, the Dolphins and the Raiders.
- 26:59Speaker 1: And so while that's going on for Nando mendozao, we
- 27:01Speaker 1: anticipate will put on a fit bid or an Apple
- 27:03Speaker 1: Watch and get ten thousand steps up and down on
- 27:08Speaker 1: the sidelines. So that is how that is going to go.
- 27:12Speaker 2: Be sure to catch live editions of the Ben Maler
- 27:14Speaker 2: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
- 27:17Speaker 1: Here we go, Here we go, we go to the
- 27:21Speaker 1: third degree. This is one big bet gets grilled all right?
- 27:27Speaker 4: Cool? Well, Usually when players express their individual goals for
- 27:31Speaker 4: the season, they're pretty lofty. Not the case with Packers'
- 27:33Speaker 4: wide receiver Christian Watson. Although it might be lofty for him,
- 27:37Speaker 4: Watson says he's aiming for more than eleven hundred yards
- 27:39Speaker 4: and double digit touchdowns. Now, Ben, I know you said
- 27:42Speaker 4: that he doesn't deserve his contract extension, but do you
- 27:44Speaker 4: think he can hit these goals?
- 27:47Speaker 1: Well, no, because something's going to go. Hey, why he
- 27:49Speaker 1: gets hurt all the time. To get those numbers, you
- 27:52Speaker 1: have to stay healthy. You're not going to get those
- 27:54Speaker 1: numbers who you play eight or nine games. And that's
- 27:57Speaker 1: just the reality of Watson. He has not been able
- 27:59Speaker 1: to stay healthy. That's the problem. When he's played, he's
- 28:03Speaker 1: been good, he hasn't been great. The Packers are betting
- 28:06Speaker 1: clearly that Christian Watson is going to take off the
- 28:10Speaker 1: training wheels and go to the next level. I see
- 28:13Speaker 1: no evidence that would indicate that he's going to be
- 28:15Speaker 1: able to make it through a season healthy, and so
- 28:19Speaker 1: I'm going to know those are not realistic goals. To
- 28:22Speaker 1: get double digit touchdowns, you have to play in pretty
- 28:24Speaker 1: much every game because you're not going to usually get
- 28:26Speaker 1: more than one touchdown a game. Very rarely does that happen.
- 28:29Speaker 4: Next, Kyrie Irving is now being linked to four realistic
- 28:32Speaker 4: trade suitors in the Pistons, the Timberwolves, the Rockets, and
- 28:36Speaker 4: the Lakers. Ben, would you take a shot with Kyrie
- 28:38Speaker 4: if you were one of those teams?
- 28:40Speaker 8: Hell No.
- 28:41Speaker 1: The idea of Kyrie Irving is great. The reality of
- 28:45Speaker 1: Kyrie Irving is he doesn't much like Christian Watson, he
- 28:48Speaker 1: doesn't play that much. There's always some kind of underlying
- 28:52Speaker 1: condition when Kyrie is on your team. It's been consistent
- 28:57Speaker 1: other than when he played with Lebron. Right outside of that,
- 29:00Speaker 1: I guess you can say, well, can join go join Lebron.
- 29:02Speaker 1: And he's getting older, which means Kyrie is going to
- 29:04Speaker 1: get hurt even more based on the comparisons to other
- 29:07Speaker 1: athletes that have come before him. So uh, he'll he'll
- 29:11Speaker 1: get obviously get a job. I would not want Kyrie
- 29:14Speaker 1: on my team. I would not get excited, which means
- 29:16Speaker 1: he'll probably end up with the Clippers next.
- 29:18Speaker 4: Speaking of the Mavericks, it's also being reported that they
- 29:21Speaker 4: are targeting Joel Embiid. Would this be a mistake or
- 29:24Speaker 4: could a Flag Embid pairing make some noise?
- 29:27Speaker 1: So there's a theme here, Coop, and the theme is
- 29:29Speaker 1: all of these guys are not all that available. And
- 29:33Speaker 1: so yeah, if Joel Embiid, if if you gave some
- 29:37Speaker 1: kind of health serum, some kind of some kind of
- 29:40Speaker 1: punch that he could drink and be healthy, all yeah, sure,
- 29:43Speaker 1: Joel and Bid would be wonderful, absolutely great. With Flag,
- 29:47Speaker 1: that's not going to happen, So hell no, uh don't
- 29:50Speaker 1: want that combination. If I'm Dawis, how did we do? Coop?
- 29:54Speaker 1: You pass?
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- 30:13Speaker 1: It's now time for time for Horry Wait ask Bad Twitter.
- 30:19Speaker 1: Send us your questions on Twitter now.
- 30:22Speaker 4: And no way we go.
- 30:24Speaker 1: It's time now for ask Man. Your questions are answers
- 30:28Speaker 1: for the rest of the hour, and we head over
- 30:33Speaker 1: to the Kooper Loop for the reading of the questions.
- 30:37Speaker 4: All right, Ben, we are going to start off with
- 30:41Speaker 4: a question from JT the wingman.
- 30:44Speaker 1: Hi JT, I've met him multiple times.
- 30:47Speaker 4: He wants to know do you use a water pick flosser.
- 30:52Speaker 1: I have used the water pick flosser. It typically breaks.
- 30:55Speaker 1: It doesn't last that long, so I've I've got o
- 30:58Speaker 1: g I go back to just the regular flow. So
- 31:01Speaker 1: I have used it. I'm not against it. It doesn't
- 31:04Speaker 1: the thing the machine. We've had a couple of them
- 31:06Speaker 1: over the years. They don't usually last that long. What
- 31:08Speaker 1: about you?
- 31:08Speaker 6: The rate it?
- 31:09Speaker 4: Uh?
- 31:10Speaker 8: Yeah, I want I'm like you, I've used one. I
- 31:13Speaker 8: have one, but I don't I don't actively use it.
- 31:18Speaker 8: I prefer hand flossing. I have a little flaws sticks,
- 31:22Speaker 8: you know, one that has like a pointy side.
- 31:24Speaker 1: And yes, oh I love yeah, yeah, I'm a I
- 31:27Speaker 1: am an epic philosopher. When it comes to those little philosophers.
- 31:29Speaker 4: I keep them in my bag.
- 31:31Speaker 1: They're great, good to have. I love the clank, the
- 31:34Speaker 1: clankity clank. What about you, cool, I'm the same.
- 31:36Speaker 4: We have a water pick. I have used it, before,
- 31:39Speaker 4: but I don't really use it. I use the little
- 31:42Speaker 4: individual ones too much. There's too much work. I mean,
- 31:46Speaker 4: it's just a convenience. It's just the regular flos.
- 31:48Speaker 1: All right, what's next? What do we got here? It's
- 31:49Speaker 1: ask man? Your question is are answer? All right?
- 31:52Speaker 4: I love this question. This is from Alf the Alien opiner. Hi, Alf,
- 31:55Speaker 4: sweet tarts or spree.
- 31:59Speaker 1: Uh? I'm a sweetheart guy, I'm a sweet target. What
- 32:03Speaker 1: about you, Lorena?
- 32:04Speaker 8: Oh that's really hard. I forget about spreees complete right,
- 32:07Speaker 8: but I really enjoyed the texture of sore you. I
- 32:12Speaker 8: think I'm gonna go with sprees right.
- 32:15Speaker 1: Fine, that's a bad job by you.
- 32:17Speaker 6: What about you?
- 32:17Speaker 1: Coop?
- 32:17Speaker 4: So I'm adding the caveat. If it's the chewy spreeze,
- 32:22Speaker 4: absolutely like over sweethearts all day, every day. But if
- 32:25Speaker 4: it's the original spree like you have in your picture, Alf,
- 32:28Speaker 4: the hard spreeese, I'm gonna pick sweethearts. Yeah, I want
- 32:32Speaker 4: the chewy spreees. That's what I want to know.
- 32:35Speaker 1: What's next? Alpha, were like a pickle tart? What is next?
- 32:39Speaker 1: What do we got?
- 32:40Speaker 4: Donkey Sausage would like to know, Donkey, Donkey, I think
- 32:44Speaker 4: we've had this before. But we'll do it again. What
- 32:47Speaker 4: would the title of your memoir.
- 32:48Speaker 1: Be grumpy talk show host guy won't shut up or
- 32:54Speaker 1: something like that. I don't I haven't thought about that.
- 32:56Speaker 4: Verse is easy. What in the air everywhere?
- 33:00Speaker 2: Oh?
- 33:00Speaker 1: Okay, I guess fine.
- 33:01Speaker 6: Whatever.
- 33:02Speaker 1: What about you, Lorena? You're gonna write a book about
- 33:06Speaker 1: your amazing life, all the adventures you've gone on, all
- 33:09Speaker 1: the just keep going. Well, that's it. Yeah, she keep
- 33:13Speaker 1: going to the lights turn off and then game over.
- 33:15Speaker 1: That's it, everything gets reset. What about you, Lorraina or
- 33:18Speaker 1: Coop brother.
- 33:19Speaker 4: I'm gonna say mine would be called no lies.
- 33:23Speaker 1: Oh, no lies, the claw. I thought you'd call it
- 33:30Speaker 1: the claw though.
- 33:31Speaker 4: All uh. The next question is from the King Rory.
- 33:38Speaker 1: Hi, Rory, he wants he wants to know.
- 33:40Speaker 4: Are you concerned on how much microplastics you are consuming
- 33:43Speaker 4: on a daily basis?
- 33:44Speaker 1: Yes, not at all. I don't give a crappy. I'd
- 33:47Speaker 1: love to just eat plastic. I love plastic. I love
- 33:49Speaker 1: the taste of plastic. It's just absolutely wonderful. In fact,
- 33:52Speaker 1: I would like to be buried on top of that
- 33:54Speaker 1: plastic island out in the Pacific. What are they calling that?
- 33:56Speaker 1: The great position is trash out, Yeah, why not? What
- 33:59Speaker 1: about very worried about plastics?
- 34:01Speaker 4: I'm very worried. Even today.
- 34:03Speaker 8: I was eating my DIBs and I accidentally broke off
- 34:05Speaker 8: a piece of the border into the ice cream. In
- 34:08Speaker 8: It was in my mouth, and I was like, oh
- 34:10Speaker 8: my gosh, I almost swallowed this and died. Like plastics
- 34:13Speaker 8: are a very serious thing. Did you know that they
- 34:15Speaker 8: can't even do a case? I don't People who don't
- 34:18Speaker 8: have micro I don't care.
- 34:19Speaker 4: I don't exactly right now, we don't care?
- 34:23Speaker 1: All right? Next, what do we got?
- 34:25Speaker 6: What do you?
- 34:25Speaker 1: I asked Ben? Your questions are answers.
- 34:27Speaker 4: This is a classic one. But I've never seen this
- 34:29Speaker 4: guy ask a question before, so I'm gonna ask it.
- 34:31Speaker 4: Mike wants to know what do you put on your
- 34:33Speaker 4: hot dogs?
- 34:34Speaker 6: Oh?
- 34:34Speaker 4: FedEx mic in Kansas City.
- 34:36Speaker 1: Oh the great FedEx mic. So I go. I upset
- 34:39Speaker 1: people because go mustard, little ketchup mustard. I strip it
- 34:42Speaker 1: like stripes, like pin stripes on my hot dog. So
- 34:45Speaker 1: in every bite I got a little mustard ketchup. What
- 34:47Speaker 1: about you, Loraina?
- 34:47Speaker 4: I do mayonnaise and ketchup and relish. I make like
- 34:52Speaker 4: a goop mustard a little bit of ketchup onions.
- 34:56Speaker 1: I don't mind the onions to say, ye brought those
- 34:58Speaker 1: back at Costco. What's next?
- 34:59Speaker 4: What do we got they did?
- 35:01Speaker 1: You gotta ask for him though?
- 35:02Speaker 4: Oh okay, okay, the heck a quick? Another one from
- 35:06Speaker 4: King Roy because I like this one. Are any of
- 35:08Speaker 4: you a fan of the hot Honey fad?
- 35:11Speaker 1: I've had, actually had a hot Honey hot Honey pizza somewhere.
- 35:16Speaker 1: It was pretty good. Actually I didn't. I sound like
- 35:18Speaker 1: I'm gonna go out of my way to get it,
- 35:19Speaker 1: but I thought it was pretty good. What about you, Lorena?
- 35:21Speaker 8: Yeah, put it on all my pepperoni pizza please.
- 35:24Speaker 4: Yes, love the hot honey delicious.
- 35:26Speaker 1: It's solid about the hot honey. They had a webinar.
- 35:30Speaker 1: All the restaurants love the hot honey. They can't get
- 35:32Speaker 1: enough of it.