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- 0:43Speaker 1: Welcome in the beginning of another night of the Ben
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- 1:54Speaker 1: Man from the All Star festivities in hot Atlanta, the
- 2:00Speaker 1: atl Truest Park out in the suburbs there. That is
- 2:03Speaker 1: where the scene was for the ninety fifth Midsummer Classic,
- 2:08Speaker 1: the Cream of the Crop. We were told from the
- 2:10Speaker 1: National League and the All American League All Stars. They're
- 2:13Speaker 1: wrangling on a humid night in the South, and it
- 2:17Speaker 1: was on Fox. Did you watch? Were you? Were you
- 2:21Speaker 1: watching Joe Davis and John Smoltz as they were the
- 2:25Speaker 1: Chatterbox the soundtrack to the All Star Game on television?
- 2:29Speaker 1: Maybe not, Maybe you didn't watch it, Perhaps you had
- 2:32Speaker 1: something else to do. I was texting a couple of
- 2:34Speaker 1: friends of mine during the All Star Game with snarky
- 2:38Speaker 1: comments and they responded, not watching. Mind, these are people
- 2:44Speaker 1: that work in the media, and I'm not watching. So
- 2:47Speaker 1: that kind of defeated the whole purpose of the snarky
- 2:50Speaker 1: messages that I was sending. But it was a historical
- 2:53Speaker 1: night and it ended I assume you know by now
- 2:56Speaker 1: in a couple hours back. Maybe not though the fighting
- 3:00Speaker 1: the Phils. Kyle Schwarber did not get a hit in
- 3:04Speaker 1: the real portion of the All Star Game, but yet
- 3:06Speaker 1: he wrote his name in the book a Legends as
- 3:09Speaker 1: he was the first person to do something in baseball history.
- 3:12Speaker 1: Kyle Schwarbert three swings, three bombs in the All Star
- 3:17Speaker 1: Games first ever swing off, not a derby, not a derby,
- 3:23Speaker 1: a swing off, and that gave the National League the lead.
- 3:26Speaker 1: They won four to three in the swing off, so
- 3:32Speaker 1: the official final score is seven to six. The actual
- 3:35Speaker 1: All Star Game traditional Baseball was a six to six tie,
- 3:40Speaker 1: but Baseball is calling this a seven to six win
- 3:42Speaker 1: for the National League All Stars as the NL blew
- 3:45Speaker 1: a six to nothing lead. It's always nice to see
- 3:48Speaker 1: Dave Roberts mismanage a bullpen in a big game. There
- 3:51Speaker 1: he was for the Dodgers. This is baseball's equivalent. Remember
- 3:55Speaker 1: they announced this a couple of years ago, and we
- 3:57Speaker 1: did monologues about it, then we forgot about it. But
- 4:00Speaker 1: Baseball's equivalent to the penalty kick shootout in soccer. Olay olay,
- 4:05Speaker 1: olay olay, just like soccer. So games decided by having
- 4:09Speaker 1: three batters that supposedly were selected before the game, three
- 4:13Speaker 1: batters for each team, and each league took three swings,
- 4:18Speaker 1: and if you didn't hit a home run, it was
- 4:20Speaker 1: an out, and you only get three swings, and it
- 4:22Speaker 1: came down to the bitter end. That was agreed to
- 4:26Speaker 1: back in twenty twenty twos, twenty twenty two, so three
- 4:29Speaker 1: years ago, and I said, we will never have ties again.
- 4:33Speaker 1: We do not want to worry about running out of pitchers,
- 4:35Speaker 1: so we'll just change the way the game is played.
- 4:38Speaker 1: That's what we're gonna do, all right, So let us
- 4:39Speaker 1: discuss we got something new, something new to talk about.
- 4:43Speaker 1: We don't often get new things to talk about, so
- 4:45Speaker 1: we have something new to talk about. The question thumbs
- 4:49Speaker 1: up or thumbs down, thumbs up or thumbs down on
- 4:53Speaker 1: the All Star Game being decided by a swing off?
- 4:57Speaker 1: All right? So I've got Rob Parker, WWE and Amazon,
- 5:04Speaker 1: and we will combine all of these things together and
- 5:08Speaker 1: we are going to make the Gabba gool. We're gonna
- 5:11Speaker 1: make the Gabba goool. So a as far as thumb's
- 5:14Speaker 1: up thumbs down on the All Star swing Off. I
- 5:19Speaker 1: will be not Benny Brightside, but I'm not gonna be
- 5:22Speaker 1: Benny the downer. I am going to go sideways thumb.
- 5:26Speaker 1: I'm going sideways thumb. And here's why. Let me make
- 5:28Speaker 1: my argument for this year. I didn't love the swing Off.
- 5:32Speaker 1: I didn't. It was fine. I didn't love it. I
- 5:36Speaker 1: hear a lot of people saying, oh, it was the
- 5:38Speaker 1: greatest thing ever. It was like our gasmick. I didn't
- 5:41Speaker 1: have that reaction. I feel like people are overreacting to
- 5:45Speaker 1: what they watched because it's a shiny new object, and
- 5:49Speaker 1: everyone loves the shiny new object. My temperature on this
- 5:54Speaker 1: is lukewarm. That's where I am. It's like room temperature.
- 5:58Speaker 1: And here's why, when you think about what we actually
- 6:02Speaker 1: watched or listened to if you're blind, the American League
- 6:07Speaker 1: was down by one home run. They needed at least
- 6:11Speaker 1: one home run to tie two to win the final
- 6:13Speaker 1: round of the swing off, not a not a derby
- 6:16Speaker 1: swing on. The game hinged with everyone watching who stayed
- 6:21Speaker 1: up late because it was laid on the East coast.
- 6:23Speaker 1: Now we're late night people, so for us didn't matter.
- 6:25Speaker 1: But for those people who worked the dread a day shift.
- 6:27Speaker 1: It matters. So somebody named Jonathan Aranda from Tampa Bay
- 6:35Speaker 1: was in the batter's box. The three Swings needed one
- 6:40Speaker 1: home run to tie, two to win. Who It's never
- 6:44Speaker 1: a good sign when you have to google, just google
- 6:47Speaker 1: it the name of the person who has the All
- 6:51Speaker 1: Star Game on their shoulders and you have no idea.
- 6:54Speaker 1: You didn't even know they were on the team. So
- 6:56Speaker 1: Aranda stepped in and we right off of milk carton
- 7:01Speaker 1: into the batter's box there for the American League All Stars.
- 7:05Speaker 1: And on the last swing Solwing batter came up short,
- 7:11Speaker 1: hollow ending, hollow ending. You know I'm right. You might
- 7:16Speaker 1: not would admit it, but you know I'm right. It
- 7:18Speaker 1: was a hollow ending. Don't bury the lead, my man
- 7:21Speaker 1: times too, don't bury the lead. So would it have killed?
- 7:26Speaker 1: Would it have killed Aaron Judge and show Hail Tani
- 7:30Speaker 1: to have taken part in this historical shindig? Would it
- 7:35Speaker 1: have been the worst thing in the world to have
- 7:36Speaker 1: the two biggest stars in baseball take part in the
- 7:40Speaker 1: swing off at the first ever edition in an All
- 7:44Speaker 1: Star Game? And the answer is yes, it would have
- 7:49Speaker 1: killed both Aaron Judge and Sho hal Tani because they
- 7:53Speaker 1: were not in the building. Okay, you can't do something
- 7:58Speaker 1: if you're out of the building and you're thirty thousand
- 8:01Speaker 1: feet in the air because you're on a plane leaving
- 8:04Speaker 1: Atlanta or I don't know, it's possible that Otani and
- 8:07Speaker 1: Aaron Judge went down to Magic City with Rob Parker
- 8:11Speaker 1: and were having those lemon pepper wings and having a
- 8:14Speaker 1: grand time because they didn't want to risk out of
- 8:17Speaker 1: an abundance of caution. If Aaron Judge and O'tani had batted,
- 8:21Speaker 1: they might have messed up their swing in the swing off.
- 8:24Speaker 1: Who knows, maybe they would have stepped on a booby
- 8:26Speaker 1: trap in the batter's box there and suffered spontaneous human combustion.
- 8:32Speaker 1: They would have burned up right there in the batter's box,
- 8:34Speaker 1: and they didn't want that. But they were long gone,
- 8:38Speaker 1: and to those of us that watched the entire game,
- 8:40Speaker 1: you're a bunch of suckers. They were out of there, baby,
- 8:44Speaker 1: they were on vacation, and it gave me vibes. I
- 8:48Speaker 1: talked about this the other day. The All Star Game
- 8:49Speaker 1: in Milwaukee years ago, over twenty years ago, when it
- 8:52Speaker 1: ended in a tie and that famous shot of then
- 8:55Speaker 1: commissioner Bud Selik that used car salesman with a shrug.
- 8:58Speaker 1: I don't know what to do now, I don't know
- 9:00Speaker 1: what to do. Uh, this was a missed opportunity of
- 9:05Speaker 1: epic proportions, and they're doing damage control major League Baseball.
- 9:09Speaker 1: They're like, Oh, it's not that big a deal. It's okay.
- 9:11Speaker 1: Oh they are Uh bull crap, right, bull crap, swing
- 9:16Speaker 1: and miss so wing Barra, so wing Barra. Yeah, and
- 9:22Speaker 1: so deserves a big, giant fat fail stamped right across
- 9:27Speaker 1: it that Otani and Judge were not part of this thing.
- 9:30Speaker 1: The biggest boppers in baseball tapped out to get on
- 9:34Speaker 1: a Delta Airlines flight from the Atlanta Hartsfield Airport. Of course,
- 9:38Speaker 1: these guys probably play private. Private is what they do.
- 9:42Speaker 1: So instead we got, Now, there were a couple of
- 9:46Speaker 1: big names in this thing, but we also, let me
- 9:48Speaker 1: check my notes here, we had someone named Kyle Stowers
- 9:51Speaker 1: of the Marlins and then the aforementioned Jonathan Rand of
- 9:54Speaker 1: the Rays in a swing off. What the damn do? Yes,
- 10:01Speaker 1: such a bad look for baseball, Such a bad look
- 10:04Speaker 1: on a night where this was their night. They had
- 10:06Speaker 1: the whole night, nothing else going on. Nobody watches the WNBA.
- 10:09Speaker 1: This was the only thing going on, and you screwed
- 10:12Speaker 1: it up. Now, Pete Alonso did not hit he was
- 10:15Speaker 1: supposed to hit. The National League did not need to
- 10:19Speaker 1: have Alonzo hit because they had already won before. Alonzo
- 10:22Speaker 1: was supposed to step in, and Kyle Schwarber's stepping up
- 10:25Speaker 1: and he wins the MVP, and pretty good odds on that.
- 10:29Speaker 1: If you bet on Kyle Swarber. I'm sure there's some
- 10:31Speaker 1: dudes in the Delaware Valley that are smiling right now
- 10:33Speaker 1: because they had a couple of bucks on Schwarber to
- 10:35Speaker 1: win the MVP. All right now, Page two, So what
- 10:39Speaker 1: did you make of the overall All Star presentation? From
- 10:45Speaker 1: a viewer standpoint? A consumer? You're the consumer? What did
- 10:49Speaker 1: you make of it? So if you tuned in the
- 10:52Speaker 1: truest part for the baseball and you just wanted to
- 10:56Speaker 1: see the baseball, you just want to see the ball, right,
- 10:58Speaker 1: and that was a showcase of raw talent, that's what
- 11:01Speaker 1: you wanted. That's just what you wanted. You got a
- 11:04Speaker 1: lot more than you're bargained for if that's what you
- 11:07Speaker 1: were planning on. Instead, what you got was what I
- 11:10Speaker 1: would describe as a Broadway production, in this case off Broadway,
- 11:15Speaker 1: because it was in Atlanta, off Broadway, and it looked
- 11:20Speaker 1: like the people behind baseball thought they had the Tony
- 11:23Speaker 1: Award in the bag for best choreography. And this is
- 11:28Speaker 1: one of the things you can't just let it breathe.
- 11:31Speaker 1: You have to plan everything out. Now, am I ball
- 11:35Speaker 1: humbug guy on this? I don't think I am. Oh, Ben,
- 11:38Speaker 1: you're so negative, Okay, I'm just telling you my experience
- 11:42Speaker 1: watching Now. It's possible you had a different experience. But
- 11:45Speaker 1: the Major League Baseball scriptwriters worked overtime to plan all
- 11:50Speaker 1: this out, and what we got the result of that
- 11:53Speaker 1: was an absolute spectacle that felt less like a game
- 11:58Speaker 1: for the balance of the game and more like some
- 12:01Speaker 1: kind of reality TV episode desperate for quote moments, clothes quote.
- 12:09Speaker 1: I just got that. The thing is like they were.
- 12:11Speaker 1: These were not organic moments, but that's what they wanted, right.
- 12:16Speaker 1: They were more concerned about going viral, becoming a trending
- 12:21Speaker 1: topic on social media. Now, for reference, why don't we
- 12:24Speaker 1: start with Clayton Kershaw. He was taken out in the
- 12:28Speaker 1: second inning, the Dodgers left hander who didn't really really
- 12:31Speaker 1: want to go to the All Star Game. They dragged
- 12:33Speaker 1: him as the Commissioner's pick at age thirty seven. He
- 12:36Speaker 1: was miked up. He played some grab ass like he's
- 12:39Speaker 1: trying to get a podcast there, but he's playing grab
- 12:41Speaker 1: ass with John Smoltz. And then with two outs in
- 12:46Speaker 1: the in the second Dave Roberts bops out of the
- 12:51Speaker 1: dugout there and pulls him out of the game. Now,
- 12:53Speaker 1: why did Dave Roberts do that with two outs in
- 12:55Speaker 1: that inning? Was it because Kershaw was gas? I think
- 12:58Speaker 1: he had from like twenty pitches? Is that too many?
- 13:00Speaker 1: Is you know he's an old man. No? Was his
- 13:03Speaker 1: arm about to fall off? No? Did he feel a twinge? No,
- 13:09Speaker 1: that did not happen. It was scripted. Hello, it was scripted,
- 13:14Speaker 1: is what it was. Right, it was time for him
- 13:16Speaker 1: to exit, because that's what baseball wanted, perfectly. Time for
- 13:20Speaker 1: the fans in Atlanta, wee Clayton Kershaw whoo, and he
- 13:27Speaker 1: leaves the field. He tips his cap to the applause,
- 13:30Speaker 1: a standing ovation, a tear jerking momut made for television.
- 13:35Speaker 1: And that was not the only one, all right, that
- 13:37Speaker 1: was not the only one. Then there was Freddie Freeman,
- 13:40Speaker 1: another Dodger, but always in Atlanta. Brave, right, more brave
- 13:43Speaker 1: than a Dodger, even though he had one of the
- 13:44Speaker 1: great home runs in World Series his history as a Dodger.
- 13:48Speaker 1: But Freddie Freeman, the Dodger first baseman, who's been pretty
- 13:51Speaker 1: terrible the last month. Freddie Freeman a darling of Braves
- 13:56Speaker 1: teams gone by. So he got the full w Wue treatment.
- 14:02Speaker 1: It's like a Monday night Raw broadcast on a Tuesday,
- 14:05Speaker 1: because before the game, before the All Star Game even started,
- 14:09Speaker 1: you had the TV cameras zooming in on Freddie Freeman,
- 14:13Speaker 1: like right in the dugout or just outside the dug
- 14:15Speaker 1: out there with Ken Rosenthal prodding him about his emotional
- 14:20Speaker 1: Atlanta homecoming. Oh, it was so emotional. Freeman of course
- 14:25Speaker 1: played along right, It's got a little misty eye there.
- 14:28Speaker 1: Oh Man talked about his glory days with the Atlanta
- 14:30Speaker 1: Braves and he still loves Atlanta and the fans and
- 14:35Speaker 1: really just can't get enough. And then que the violins, right,
- 14:39Speaker 1: just que the violins. The crowd goes wild. Oh my god, Gouse.
- 14:43Speaker 1: They played in the stadium, so the crowd went wild,
- 14:46Speaker 1: and he was introduced and I could hear the producers
- 14:51Speaker 1: probably on television and a truck whispering. Perfect, we got
- 14:55Speaker 1: the shot. That's fade to the commercial. Fade to the commercial.
- 14:59Speaker 1: Now later in the fourth fitting Freddie Freeman single. He
- 15:02Speaker 1: then took a bow about chickawaw wow. He took a
- 15:06Speaker 1: little bow. There a curtain call and he was removed.
- 15:10Speaker 1: Freeman was removed for Pete Alonzo with two outs in
- 15:15Speaker 1: the third inning, giving the fans another chance to go
- 15:18Speaker 1: wild and give Freddie Freeman a big ovation. Of course,
- 15:22Speaker 1: everyone ate it up. Made for television moment. Why not?
- 15:26Speaker 1: Cameras lingered on Freddie Freeman there like they were filming
- 15:30Speaker 1: Titanic the remake. And was any of this spontaneous? Of course?
- 15:34Speaker 1: Not police you know it was not spontaneous. It was choreographed.
- 15:40Speaker 1: It was like a boy band dance routine back in
- 15:44Speaker 1: the day, right, it was choreographed. It was a soap
- 15:46Speaker 1: opera like production. And Major League Baseball the puppet masters
- 15:51Speaker 1: who go to that board meeting in Manhattan, I how
- 15:56Speaker 1: can we get some Vinyl moments? Shir? What do we
- 15:58Speaker 1: need to do? All right, Let's have Kershaw step out,
- 16:00Speaker 1: take him out early. We'll have Freeman come out early.
- 16:04Speaker 1: We'll do a tribute to Hank Aaron. We'll do that later.
- 16:07Speaker 1: I mean, there's certain things that were in this thing
- 16:09Speaker 1: that were just done for They were done for the moment, right,
- 16:12Speaker 1: done for the moment. Even the home run derby at
- 16:14Speaker 1: the end, which was not a derby, it was a
- 16:17Speaker 1: swing off. Same concept, right, same concept and all. Now
- 16:22Speaker 1: the last word here, which I think is appropriate. On
- 16:26Speaker 1: the night that Freddy Freddie Freeman left the All Star
- 16:30Speaker 1: Game early and he was not alone. Right. We talked
- 16:33Speaker 1: about this at the beginning of this monologue that Shoe
- 16:36Speaker 1: Otani and Aaron Judge were Gonzo the biggest stars in
- 16:40Speaker 1: the game left before the game was over because they
- 16:43Speaker 1: had to plane to catch or they had to go
- 16:44Speaker 1: down to Magic City and get those Lemon Pepper chicken
- 16:46Speaker 1: wings Rock Park. So they were gone. And the did
- 16:50Speaker 1: I do that? Yeah, yeah, So the faces of the
- 16:53Speaker 1: Dodgers and the Yankees there side by side, and they
- 16:57Speaker 1: did a side by side call the challenge leading up
- 17:02Speaker 1: to the All Star Game. And it's not even close
- 17:05Speaker 1: in one area. It's not even close in one area.
- 17:08Speaker 1: Endorsement dollars. Now, I was reading this earlier if you
- 17:10Speaker 1: saw this, but Shoe Oltani is making how much more
- 17:15Speaker 1: than Aaron Judge per season in endorsements. This is just
- 17:19Speaker 1: based on twenty twenty five endorsement revenue. Otani is making
- 17:24Speaker 1: over ninety million dollars more than Aaron Judge in off
- 17:29Speaker 1: field earnings. So how do you compute that? How does
- 17:33Speaker 1: that compute with you and the amount of money the
- 17:36Speaker 1: revenue between the discrepancy between Otani and Aaron Judge, So
- 17:42Speaker 1: it's not surprising. In fact, if you go down to Walmart,
- 17:45Speaker 1: you go down to Walmart and you buy my new
- 17:47Speaker 1: book Branding for Dummies, you will find out why there
- 17:52Speaker 1: is such a disparity. Right While Otani and Judge both
- 17:55Speaker 1: have high end companies that they have partnerships with a
- 18:00Speaker 1: brand Ambassadors, blue chip companies, Hugo, Boss, New Balance, Otani
- 18:07Speaker 1: is in bed with the people over at Epic Games.
- 18:09Speaker 1: There he was a first player ever featured in Fortnite,
- 18:15Speaker 1: first baseball player ever featured in Fortnite, so that was
- 18:17Speaker 1: kind of a big deal. But a Choiltani makes a
- 18:20Speaker 1: hundred million dollars a year from endorsements. Aaron Judge, no,
- 18:25Speaker 1: I think he'll be okay, but he's at eight million.
- 18:28Speaker 1: So using my computer like brain, that's a ninety two
- 18:31Speaker 1: million dollar gap. And the reason, again, it's in my book.
- 18:35Speaker 1: You can get it at Walmart. It's called Branding for Dummies,
- 18:38Speaker 1: Benny's Branding for Dummies, and it's it's got a global
- 18:42Speaker 1: icon on one side and a domestic boss on the other.
- 18:48Speaker 1: Advantage global icon. Otani is the yokozuna of merch in Japan.
- 18:55Speaker 1: Now I've not been to Japan, but I have been
- 18:57Speaker 1: told by those that have been there, some of the
- 18:58Speaker 1: people that were part of the Dodger traveling party, that
- 19:01Speaker 1: Otani's ugly mug is on every other building in Tokyo,
- 19:06Speaker 1: that it's all Otani all the time. And so they
- 19:09Speaker 1: pay big money on that ninety two million dollars a
- 19:13Speaker 1: year gap or ninety two million total. But the gap
- 19:17Speaker 1: is insane, right, Otani, You're getting that kind of money,
- 19:23Speaker 1: getting that kind of money, and you can defer six
- 19:26Speaker 1: hundred and seventy million dollars to avoid paying the People's
- 19:30Speaker 1: Republic of California taxes. All the other suckers that live
- 19:34Speaker 1: in California have to pay those taxes. But Otani's like, ah,
- 19:36Speaker 1: I'm gonna take that deferred money and I'm out clater
- 19:39Speaker 1: losers I'm gone, so I don't think we need a
- 19:42Speaker 1: bake sale for Aaron Judgy. He does have a three
- 19:45Speaker 1: hundred and sixty million dollar contract and that's separate from
- 19:49Speaker 1: the eight million dollars a year, and so he'll be
- 19:51Speaker 1: able to handle those hard scrabble streets of the Bronx.
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- 21:50Speaker 1: I know some of you guys are hanging on. You
- 21:52Speaker 1: want to yap about that the All Star Game went
- 21:54Speaker 1: to a swing off while show Heil Tani and Aaron
- 21:57Speaker 1: Judge made a mad dash. They were like Speedy Gonzalez
- 22:01Speaker 1: trying to get out of there and get the airports,
- 22:03Speaker 1: get the hell out of Atlanta. Very reminiscent of All
- 22:06Speaker 1: Star Games gone by the game came down to it.
- 22:08Speaker 1: It was a tie because the National League All Stars
- 22:11Speaker 1: suck and blew a six run lead, so the al
- 22:14Speaker 1: came back tied it. Kyle Schwarber ended up winning it.
- 22:17Speaker 1: He was your All Star MVP as he won the
- 22:20Speaker 1: first ever not home run derby swing off, not home
- 22:24Speaker 1: run derby swing off. More on that later, but our
- 22:26Speaker 1: lead this hour is from the Chatterbox. We have a
- 22:30Speaker 1: update update the King malcontent to pro bouncy Ball, making
- 22:35Speaker 1: headlines yet again Lebron James. That's right, Lebron James. So
- 22:43Speaker 1: feeding the content machine over the Baseball All Star Break
- 22:47Speaker 1: and of course making it all about Lebron, all about Lebron,
- 22:52Speaker 1: just the way he likes it, just the way he
- 22:56Speaker 1: likes it. So the gambling market has checked in this,
- 23:00Speaker 1: They have entered the ring and they have updated, updated
- 23:05Speaker 1: the odds on this. A new betting favorite has emerged
- 23:09Speaker 1: for Lebron James. And if you didn't see this, and
- 23:12Speaker 1: perhaps you're not a degenerate gambler and you don't keep
- 23:15Speaker 1: track of these things, So the gambling market says, the
- 23:18Speaker 1: new favorite to land Lebron James is you know, no,
- 23:26Speaker 1: the Dallas Mavericks, Holy Cowboy Boots, Batman. Yeah, the Mavericks
- 23:32Speaker 1: and the new betting favorites to land Lebron James. Of course,
- 23:35Speaker 1: everything is bigger in Texas. Dallas listed at plus one
- 23:38Speaker 1: twenty five. The Miami Heat are number two behind behind
- 23:47Speaker 1: the Mavericks, followed by the Cadavers from Cleveland and the
- 23:54Speaker 1: Golden State Warriors, who are also listed in the Knicks.
- 23:58Speaker 1: So Dallas, which I think, if I'm not mistaken, gave
- 24:04Speaker 1: away the keys to the franchise. They dumped Luca Hukah
- 24:09Speaker 1: Luca for some stale popcorn, and they are now the
- 24:13Speaker 1: betting favorite for Lebron. It's a small world, after all.
- 24:19Speaker 1: It's a small small world. So let us discuss the
- 24:22Speaker 1: question for the esteem panel. Where do you stand on
- 24:27Speaker 1: the mav Rex as the betting favorite for Lebron James,
- 24:31Speaker 1: that Dallas is the betting favorite for Lebron? Where do
- 24:33Speaker 1: you stand on that? So I've got Quentin Tarantino, Happy
- 24:37Speaker 1: Place and packaged deal. In this hour of Lebron, We'll
- 24:45Speaker 1: put all these things together and make a giant sized
- 24:47Speaker 1: ego which cannot match as big as we make it
- 24:50Speaker 1: cannot match the ego of Lebron James. So First of all,
- 24:55Speaker 1: you talk about bizarro world, and I don't think I'm
- 24:59Speaker 1: just bringing a king of hyperbole here. Lebron under this scenario,
- 25:04Speaker 1: and I do believe in the multiverse, But in this
- 25:06Speaker 1: portion of the multiverse, Lebron would rejoin Anthony Davis again,
- 25:12Speaker 1: reunited and it feels so good, and they'd play together
- 25:16Speaker 1: in Big d this time side by side while Hookah
- 25:19Speaker 1: Luca plays Hollywood Hero and Lebron and Anthony Davis would
- 25:24Speaker 1: go from Taco Tuesday to tex Mex Monday, So no
- 25:30Speaker 1: more Taco Toos, but tex Mex Monday they would go
- 25:34Speaker 1: for now. Unfortunately, the Mexican food is better in La
- 25:37Speaker 1: than it is in Texas, so that's a downgrade for Lebron.
- 25:41Speaker 1: But it's like watching if you will, Quentin Tarantino and
- 25:45Speaker 1: the remake of The Decision, Where is Jim Gray? Is
- 25:50Speaker 1: there a boys and girls club in Connecticut where Lebron
- 25:53Speaker 1: can pop in and decide where he's going to take
- 25:55Speaker 1: his talents? But imagine if Kyrie gets looped in. Kyrie
- 25:59Speaker 1: is always hurt, but he's also on the Mavericks, and
- 26:03Speaker 1: if he lands in this if you put Kyrie out
- 26:06Speaker 1: there with Lebron and Anthony Davis. This is like one
- 26:10Speaker 1: big ayahuasca trip and you're going to never never Land
- 26:15Speaker 1: is what you're doing there. It's the headline. Imagine that Lebron,
- 26:18Speaker 1: Kyrie and Anthony Davis side by side, the three headed
- 26:23Speaker 1: fire breathing dragon. It's like the NBA's version of the
- 26:27Speaker 1: modern rat pack of the NBA and the Mavericks. Now,
- 26:31Speaker 1: I'm old enough to remember when they could not convince
- 26:35Speaker 1: top level players to go to Dallas. They couldn't get him.
- 26:40Speaker 1: They offer him a mistake dinner and a Cuban cigar.
- 26:43Speaker 1: It didn't matter. And I'm not talking about a Mark
- 26:46Speaker 1: Cuban cigar. I'm talking about a literal Cuban cigar. It
- 26:48Speaker 1: wouldn't matter. And so now they're the darlings of the
- 26:50Speaker 1: Betty market. To get Lebron James the Elder Statesman and
- 26:54Speaker 1: pro bouncy ball. Now, I would say forget the Heat
- 26:59Speaker 1: because Lebron still got his panties in a bunch over
- 27:03Speaker 1: pat Riley and didn't really like Eric Spolstra. Last I checked,
- 27:07Speaker 1: they're still with the Heat, so I would dismiss them.
- 27:11Speaker 1: I don't see the Warriors. I'm not gonna dismiss Golden state.
- 27:14Speaker 1: But I don't see that. I'd forget about the Knickerbockers.
- 27:18Speaker 1: Lebron's had multiple opportunities to go to Gotham, and he
- 27:22Speaker 1: wants nothing to do with New York City, nothing to
- 27:26Speaker 1: do with that, running from the grind of the Big Apple.
- 27:29Speaker 1: So forget that possibility. And so you're you're looking around
- 27:34Speaker 1: and what else is going on? Now? I'm just not
- 27:38Speaker 1: feeling the Mavericks. I'm not. And it's I've got the microphone,
- 27:44Speaker 1: I've got the headphones, the tools of ignorance here, So
- 27:46Speaker 1: I'm just not feeling it. I like the storylines, It's
- 27:50Speaker 1: just not there now. I have my spidy senses tingling
- 27:55Speaker 1: and not in a good way with his story, not
- 27:58Speaker 1: in a good way with his story, Like Ron with
- 28:00Speaker 1: the Mavericks. It just doesn't connect. The jigsaw puzzle piece
- 28:05Speaker 1: to me doesn't fit. Now. Secondly, what makes the most
- 28:08Speaker 1: sense as we psychoanalyze Lebron James, So let me point
- 28:16Speaker 1: that the I want to get this right out of
- 28:18Speaker 1: the way. We have long said the gambling market is
- 28:21Speaker 1: a pretty good indicator. Generally speaking, it is a solid
- 28:26Speaker 1: indicator of what's going to happen. The reason is they
- 28:29Speaker 1: have some skin in the game, they have financial liability.
- 28:33Speaker 1: At the same time, there are times where the gambling
- 28:36Speaker 1: market will change some things up because they know they
- 28:40Speaker 1: can get some dumb money and they love dumb money,
- 28:44Speaker 1: and people react. And just by me talking about this
- 28:46Speaker 1: or seeing somewhere on the interweb that the Mavericks are
- 28:50Speaker 1: the betting favorite for Lebron, some of that dumb money,
- 28:52Speaker 1: I better bet on the Mavericks. They're the favorite and
- 28:55Speaker 1: all that stuff. So while it is a touchdoone that
- 28:58Speaker 1: we use, it's not the old thing that we use then.
- 29:02Speaker 1: And you have to use your own intelligence when you
- 29:04Speaker 1: look at these kind of things. And so regardless, I
- 29:07Speaker 1: just have it sideways on this one. I do now
- 29:11Speaker 1: Lebron he's got a no trade clause. He's one of
- 29:14Speaker 1: two people in the NBA that have a no trade class,
- 29:17Speaker 1: Bradley Beal and Lebron who doesn't belong anyway. So that
- 29:21Speaker 1: means that he's got the Lakers by the balls, okay,
- 29:25Speaker 1: And if he wants out, it's his call. He'll hand
- 29:28Speaker 1: pick the team and then the Lakers will have to
- 29:31Speaker 1: be the Dallas Mavericks in that trade. They're the ones
- 29:33Speaker 1: that are gonna get bent over and if you know
- 29:36Speaker 1: what I mean, they're gonna have to get nothing, nothing
- 29:39Speaker 1: in return. And so if Lebron wants out, it's going
- 29:43Speaker 1: to be his call. He's gonna say bye bye and
- 29:45Speaker 1: then step right into the portal. Now for me, And
- 29:49Speaker 1: if I'm putting my money down, I am betting on Cleveland,
- 29:53Speaker 1: the mistake by the Lake. That's where I'm betting by money.
- 29:56Speaker 1: The Calves are the team that makes the most sense.
- 30:00Speaker 1: If Lebron leaves the Lakers, it makes the most sense, right. Good,
- 30:04Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go great roster. Some people say great roster.
- 30:07Speaker 1: I don't think it's a great roster. I'm gonna say good.
- 30:10Speaker 1: Lebron's heart from Akron, which is not Cleveland, but close enough,
- 30:16Speaker 1: the closest NBA team. Lebron's heart is still there. Now,
- 30:19Speaker 1: what is my evidence? Let me make my evidence here.
- 30:21Speaker 1: So Lebron, he's still interacting, right, he just said We
- 30:26Speaker 1: talked about this in a previous episode of the show.
- 30:28Speaker 1: Lebron just sent out a congratulatory message on social media
- 30:32Speaker 1: to some Cavalier executives. It's like he's ready. He's like, hey, congratulations,
- 30:37Speaker 1: By the way, can I get the locker next? To
- 30:39Speaker 1: Evan Mobley, by the way, can I get that? Yeah,
- 30:41Speaker 1: he didn't send that on X, but he thought about it.
- 30:44Speaker 1: He's in recent weeks been spotted working out at the
- 30:48Speaker 1: Cavaliers facility. Hello. Yes, he has worn back in Ohio
- 30:55Speaker 1: a welcome home, a welcome home hat. He's done that.
- 31:01Speaker 1: He's essentially leaving neon breadcrumbs like that old the old game,
- 31:09Speaker 1: the old the movie tron from back in the day, right,
- 31:12Speaker 1: if you're into nostalgia, He's leaving neon bread crumbs around.
- 31:18Speaker 1: And so the Cavaliers are quietly lurking there at plus
- 31:21Speaker 1: five point fifty on the updated gambling market. And if
- 31:25Speaker 1: you think Lebron does not know, does not know exactly
- 31:30Speaker 1: what he's doing here, and he's just going to drag
- 31:33Speaker 1: this thing out as long as he can, then eventually
- 31:34Speaker 1: he'll he'll hit the button and he's got the code.
- 31:38Speaker 1: He's got the nuclear code. You just have him been
- 31:41Speaker 1: paying attention. And so again, while the Mavericks Wald Mavericks,
- 31:46Speaker 1: maybe the bookies picked, they may be the books pick.
- 31:50Speaker 1: I would not bet the mortgage on any of these teams.
- 31:54Speaker 1: I certain wouldn't better on Dallas. Lebron's bunker is in.
- 32:00Speaker 1: It's in Ohio, not Cleveland as an acrid, but that
- 32:03Speaker 1: is his happy place. That is his happy place, and
- 32:07Speaker 1: that's where the wine flows. And he goes down memory
- 32:10Speaker 1: lane like, oh man, memories are alive. Man, I love
- 32:15Speaker 1: that town. And it's got statues everywhere. Probably there's a
- 32:19Speaker 1: statue there. Why not? All right? Now? Final thought? So,
- 32:23Speaker 1: how would the Lakers end up spinning a Lebron James trade? Like,
- 32:29Speaker 1: how do you end up spinning this? What's the move
- 32:31Speaker 1: if you end up trading Lebron? So you bring in here?
- 32:35Speaker 1: What you do is you bring in Star Jones. You
- 32:37Speaker 1: know Star Jones, Right, she's I think she's still on
- 32:41Speaker 1: Divorce Court. Last night, watched that show a while back.
- 32:44Speaker 1: She was on there, So I'm going to say that
- 32:46Speaker 1: that she's still on there. And you know, thirty minute
- 32:48Speaker 1: episode of Divorce Court and the Lakers come out and say, oh,
- 32:52Speaker 1: we had a great relationship. It was really good, it
- 32:54Speaker 1: was wonderful. We didn't win a championship. We just got
- 32:56Speaker 1: that Mickey Mouse ring, but we're happy with that. We
- 32:58Speaker 1: pretend that's a real championship from that bogus bubble the
- 33:01Speaker 1: resort in Orlando, So you celebrate that celebrate the good times,
- 33:05Speaker 1: and you thank Lebron and you just say listen, you
- 33:08Speaker 1: tell Star Jones in that divorce court, like many relationships,
- 33:13Speaker 1: he reconcilable differences. That's it. Put that check that box.
- 33:17Speaker 1: And the differences, of course are that Luca is now
- 33:21Speaker 1: the bell of the ball and there's no joy on
- 33:25Speaker 1: skid Row where the Lakers play, right, So it does
- 33:29Speaker 1: get a little dicey. It does get a little bit
- 33:32Speaker 1: dicey because the Lakers have a lot of dead weight.
- 33:37Speaker 1: It's the family business. And that's no one's talking about this.
- 33:40Speaker 1: We're the only ones bringing this up. No one else
- 33:42Speaker 1: is bringing this up. If you get rid of Lebron James,
- 33:46Speaker 1: it has to be a package deal. It's got to
- 33:49Speaker 1: be a package. What do I mean by that? Any
- 33:52Speaker 1: Lebron James trade you have to include Bronnie James. Bronnie
- 33:58Speaker 1: James and Lebron must be traded together. It's like a
- 34:03Speaker 1: complimentary item when you go to Jack in the Box
- 34:07Speaker 1: and you want to upgrade to a combo meal. Right,
- 34:10Speaker 1: So it's a combo meal. It's like going to Mickey
- 34:13Speaker 1: D's or Harte's or Chick fil at. You want a
- 34:17Speaker 1: combo meal. If you're the Lakers, you have to include
- 34:21Speaker 1: Bronnie Jims. Now, why do you have to include Bronnie James.
- 34:23Speaker 1: It would be malfeasance if you don't include it. Because
- 34:27Speaker 1: Bronnie James he has to exit stage right now. He
- 34:31Speaker 1: might be able to exit stage love, but he's got
- 34:33Speaker 1: to be gone if Lebron's gone. Bronni is only there.
- 34:37Speaker 1: He's a marketing mascot. He's a great tribute to Lebron
- 34:43Speaker 1: and the powers of persuasion. By Lebron James, he gets
- 34:47Speaker 1: to play dress up. It's like make a wish. You
- 34:49Speaker 1: get to be on the Lakers. You're an emotional support
- 34:52Speaker 1: player for Lebron James, your daddy. Congratulations. Right without Lebron,
- 34:57Speaker 1: Without Lebron, Bronnie James is not even sniffing a summer
- 35:02Speaker 1: league opportunity. The guy can't play. It's fascinating that there
- 35:07Speaker 1: are dumb people that think he can play. Right, he'd
- 35:11Speaker 1: be sitting courtside maybe if Lebron bought tickets, if Lebron
- 35:15Speaker 1: didn't pull strings to get him on the Lakers. And
- 35:18Speaker 1: so the statuet reads, Okay, the stat sheet reads with Brownie,
- 35:25Speaker 1: it reads like a witness protection profile like barely. They're
- 35:30Speaker 1: hoping not to be noticed. When you look at the
- 35:33Speaker 1: stats of Bronnie James, there the spawn of bron the
- 35:37Speaker 1: spawn of bron Now, maybe one day Bronnie, I'm not
- 35:40Speaker 1: gonna be completely negative, I'll be Benny bright Side. There
- 35:43Speaker 1: is a possibility in the multiverse that one day Bronnie
- 35:46Speaker 1: James becomes a serviceable rotation guard. Of course that'll be
- 35:50Speaker 1: in Serbia or in Russia or China, but it ain't
- 35:55Speaker 1: gonna be in the NBA. Right right now, he is
- 35:59Speaker 1: a member of the inn Innational International Union of Bricklayers.
- 36:04Speaker 1: It is always a brick house with Bronnie James there.
- 36:07Speaker 1: So cut the cord. If you're gonna get rid of Lebron,
- 36:09Speaker 1: you got to get rid of Bronnie James. And they
- 36:12Speaker 1: can ride off into the sunset together because when Lebron's
- 36:15Speaker 1: out of the NBA, Broni's going to be out of
- 36:16Speaker 1: the NBA. Now, maybe they can do a podcast together,
- 36:19Speaker 1: right to a podcast? Who's Lebron doing a podcast with?
- 36:23Speaker 1: Somebody said, I've not listened to Lebron's podcast. Somebody said
- 36:26Speaker 1: he's doing one with Steve Nash. Does that mean Steve
- 36:29Speaker 1: Nashill replace Jason Kidd as the coach of the Mavericks.
- 36:31Speaker 1: Is that because that's how you do it, right, Lebron?
- 36:33Speaker 1: Whoever's doing the podcast with Lebron, they get to coach Lebron, right.
- 36:38Speaker 1: I mean that's how jj Reddick got the job. He
- 36:40Speaker 1: didn't know he's doing, and he's pretending to be a
- 36:42Speaker 1: Laker coach.
- 36:43Speaker 2: Wild be sure to catch live editions of The Ben
- 36:46Speaker 2: Meler Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
- 36:52Speaker 1: Like that to the third degree.
- 36:55Speaker 2: This is one big Ben gets grilled.
- 36:58Speaker 1: All right, cooler, what do we got?
- 37:00Speaker 6: It was reported on Monday that breakout forty nine Ers
- 37:02Speaker 6: receiver Juan Jennings wants a new contract from the forty
- 37:05Speaker 6: nine Ers or to be traded. Ben, what's the most
- 37:08Speaker 6: likely outcome here?
- 37:09Speaker 1: Yeah, so they can't pay everyone the Niners obviously, if
- 37:12Speaker 1: they've given out a lot of money, the salary cap
- 37:15Speaker 1: is fugezy. But they've already paid brockberdy Kittle, they've paid
- 37:20Speaker 1: Warner on defense big money. You got Brandon Ayuck recovering.
- 37:24Speaker 1: They have a second year receiver, Ricky Piersol, so Jennings
- 37:30Speaker 1: is replaceable, so he's not gonna. He's not gonna. He's
- 37:34Speaker 1: a one year wonder. If he did it for more
- 37:36Speaker 1: than one year, he was good last year, he stepped
- 37:39Speaker 1: up with guys getting hurt. But he's not someone that
- 37:44Speaker 1: you're going to pay a lot of money too because
- 37:46Speaker 1: he's only done it for one year and you've got
- 37:47Speaker 1: other players next.
- 37:48Speaker 6: A recent survey of NFL league executives, coaches, and scouts
- 37:51Speaker 6: ranked Baker Mayfield as the tenth best quarterback in the NFL.
- 37:55Speaker 1: How do you feel about that ranking? It doesn't seem
- 37:58Speaker 1: legit to me, and Bakers played well Tampa. It's a scheme.
- 38:01Speaker 1: He's a scheme guy. He's scheme dependent, and he's he's
- 38:04Speaker 1: been a roller coaster. Baker Mayfield with Cleveland, good rookie year,
- 38:08Speaker 1: a radic up and down injury, sucked in Carolina, Okay
- 38:13Speaker 1: with the Rams for like two games, and then he's
- 38:15Speaker 1: become okay in Tampa. I I just don't trust him,
- 38:19Speaker 1: and he just he still throws a lot of interceptions. Next.
- 38:21Speaker 6: Johnny Manziel said in a recent interview that if nil
- 38:24Speaker 6: had existed back when he was playing at Texas A
- 38:26Speaker 6: and M, he would have been taking a pay cut
- 38:28Speaker 6: to play in the NFL.
- 38:29Speaker 1: Yeah, Bennessee, right, Yeah, that's not hyperbole, it's not. I
- 38:34Speaker 1: mean they raised over four hundred million in booster money
- 38:39Speaker 1: for the stadium. Because of Johnny Manziel. He would have
- 38:41Speaker 1: been making twelve million dollars a year at Texas A
- 38:44Speaker 1: and M, which is more than he would have made
- 38:46Speaker 1: as a rookie in the envia. How did we know
- 38:48Speaker 1: you pass?
- 38:50Speaker 2: That's the way I won.
- 38:52Speaker 1: I'm a winner for GoGG, I won for God.
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- 39:09Speaker 5: It's love It Buzz with lir Rain at nine clean
- 39:14Speaker 5: Up Hearts, Gonna Help You, dear Rye, Dear ride to night,
- 39:19Speaker 5: dear Rye to Night.
- 39:21Speaker 1: Dear Rye.
- 39:22Speaker 7: Am I the only one who sings that. I absolutely
- 39:24Speaker 7: love it. Sometimes I sing it at home.
- 39:26Speaker 1: Now. This was the temporary open.
- 39:29Speaker 7: Yes, but I'm just in love with you. Love it,
- 39:31Speaker 7: love it, It's sure, It's sweet, perfect. Yeah.
- 39:35Speaker 1: All right, so these are actual questions. You have an
- 39:37Speaker 1: opening statement radio you actually you know it? Do you
- 39:40Speaker 1: love me?
- 39:40Speaker 8: A good opening statement and it is the summer of love.
- 39:44Speaker 8: Do not forget to take your lady or your man
- 39:46Speaker 8: out on special date nights to the ocean, go have
- 39:50Speaker 8: a corn dog at the fair, take them on a
- 39:52Speaker 8: carnival ride. Oh my gosh, kissing on top of the
- 39:55Speaker 8: ferris wheel is so romanic.
- 39:58Speaker 1: You know what if you live in Nebraska and go
- 40:00Speaker 1: to the ocean, so you go like the lake? Is
- 40:01Speaker 1: that the movie? Yeah?
- 40:02Speaker 5: You know?
- 40:03Speaker 7: Maybe a fountain, a water fountain.
- 40:05Speaker 1: Fountain, how about it? What a toilet work? Yeah? The days?
- 40:12Speaker 8: Yeah, but day it's like a stand in front of
- 40:15Speaker 8: it with your pants on. Probably not to my father.
- 40:17Speaker 1: Probably not a good idea. Probably.
- 40:19Speaker 7: Anyways, what we got today, Ben Well.
- 40:21Speaker 1: I thought this was a really interesting question. This is
- 40:23Speaker 1: so this guy, Doug or Douglas, has been a long
- 40:26Speaker 1: time listening to the show. He lives in Mississippi. You
- 40:28Speaker 1: hear me mention his name sometimes. So Douglas says, after
- 40:32Speaker 1: my wife of twenty plus years passed away, I married
- 40:34Speaker 1: her best friend a year later, but I had her
- 40:38Speaker 1: permission before she passed. What's your take on that?
- 40:42Speaker 2: Oh?
- 40:43Speaker 8: I love this because I also have a best friend, right,
- 40:47Speaker 8: and she had a best friend.
- 40:48Speaker 1: I do send that out on. Somebody has the best
- 40:52Speaker 1: is that the one that came in here.
- 40:53Speaker 8: And that's Victoria. Sarah lives in Oregon. I've known her
- 40:57Speaker 8: since kindergarten. But her she told me that if she
- 41:00Speaker 8: dies before her husband, that I have to marry her husband.
- 41:03Speaker 7: I don't even have a choice.
- 41:05Speaker 1: I have to marry that'll be because that's he'll be
- 41:08Speaker 1: helpless without.
- 41:09Speaker 8: Her, and she doesn't want the kids alone with him, right,
- 41:12Speaker 8: he's the.
- 41:13Speaker 1: Kids alone, want the kids alone with him?
- 41:15Speaker 7: It will be the new maternal figure. So yeah, no,
- 41:18Speaker 7: we joke about it every time.
- 41:19Speaker 8: And if he really did do that, you know, usually
- 41:21Speaker 8: you have a good connection with your wife's best friend.
- 41:24Speaker 8: You have a lot of bonding moments, good memories.
- 41:26Speaker 7: I think it's actually really healthy. I think it's healthy.
- 41:28Speaker 1: It's very nice of your wife Douglas when she before
- 41:31Speaker 1: she checked out to give you the okay on that
- 41:34Speaker 1: Bobby and Florida right since says how do you get
- 41:37Speaker 1: the the back door to open up? If you if
- 41:42Speaker 1: you keep knocking and it hasn't opened yet? From Bobby there.
- 41:45Speaker 7: Well, it all starts with a good conversation and.
- 41:48Speaker 8: A little bit before play, you know, but you know
- 41:53Speaker 8: you got to get them tempted into the idea, So
- 41:55Speaker 8: you got to introduce it in a fun way, and
- 41:58Speaker 8: then they're like, oh, I don't like that.
- 41:59Speaker 7: You'd be like, but you could like it. Let me
- 42:01Speaker 7: take you to the shop.
- 42:02Speaker 8: They got dilators, they got all sorts of fun things
- 42:04Speaker 8: that you can use to make it more comfortable, a
- 42:07Speaker 8: lot of products. My my best thing when I was younger,
- 42:11Speaker 8: I actually asked a man who you know, liked that
- 42:16Speaker 8: type of play, what his opinion and what to do.
- 42:19Speaker 8: So really, yeah, pick their curiosity, see what they think.
- 42:22Speaker 1: The yoda of that exactly third Dog rights in is
- 42:26Speaker 1: my brother's dating a girl who's obsessed with Disneyland. Should
- 42:29Speaker 1: I tell him to break up with her? No, that's
- 42:32Speaker 1: an expensive lorraina. That's an expensive habit. That is a
- 42:35Speaker 1: that you might as well be a drug addict. It's cheaper, Okay,
- 42:39Speaker 1: it's cheaper to buy fentanyland.
- 42:41Speaker 8: You'd rather have your girlfriend on the streets of Disneyland
- 42:44Speaker 8: than on the streets of downtown.
- 42:45Speaker 1: I don't know, man, there's some homeless people in Tonetown.
- 42:48Speaker 1: I don't know about that.
- 42:49Speaker 7: Maybe pass it out in the grass the trees.
- 42:52Speaker 1: I've been there, yeah, yeah, be careful man.
- 42:55Speaker 7: But it is a little expensive.
- 42:56Speaker 1: But you don't little.
- 42:57Speaker 8: You don't always have to go to with them either.
- 43:00Speaker 8: I'm sure she has friends that can go to Disney.
- 43:02Speaker 7: You don't have to go.
- 43:02Speaker 1: With well, like those passes you got to pay every month,
- 43:05Speaker 1: or I say, paying a car payment. It is yeah,
- 43:07Speaker 1: it's very similar. Mike the Leprechaun writes and says, what
- 43:10Speaker 1: would be a good first date, Lorena? For someone dating blind?
- 43:15Speaker 1: Scott says, your options are the Wimbledon Final, Kentucky Derby,
- 43:20Speaker 1: or a day at either Disneyland Universal Studios or a
- 43:24Speaker 1: trip in Mike in New Hampshire's truck.
- 43:27Speaker 8: Huh interesting options there to be honest, I don't know.
- 43:33Speaker 8: I think I'd want to do something like auditory, you know, yeah,
- 43:37Speaker 8: I go listen to music or something. Yeah, I think
- 43:40Speaker 8: that would be a better experience.
- 43:41Speaker 1: Boston Pops.
- 43:42Speaker 8: Yeah, I don't want to be responsible for them running
- 43:45Speaker 8: into anything out in the wild, you know what I'm saying?
- 43:48Speaker 1: A little tough. JT. The Wingman writes in Good Questions,
- 43:51Speaker 1: by what happened, all I had to do is complain?
- 43:54Speaker 1: You know what that is, Lorena? Tough love. Tough love
- 43:57Speaker 1: people respond to tough love. They like it this younger
- 43:59Speaker 1: jenner if they can't handle tough anyway. JT. The wing
- 44:02Speaker 1: man rights and says says, I'm a truck driver and
- 44:05Speaker 1: don't work in an office or for a work wife.
- 44:08Speaker 1: Is it okay to have a malor show wife instead? Yes?
- 44:15Speaker 7: And if you do, make sure you send her lots
- 44:18Speaker 7: and lots and lots of gift packages. Really yes, because
- 44:23Speaker 7: you must treat your wife nice.
- 44:24Speaker 1: Your work wife, yes, radio wife.
- 44:27Speaker 9: I mean.
- 44:27Speaker 8: And if your job is driving, we're technically with you
- 44:30Speaker 8: in the car, right, so we are your work.
- 44:34Speaker 1: We're a voice in your head. Oh, Lorraina. What is these?
- 44:37Speaker 1: Shanean nooy? What is the smallest amount of makeup you
- 44:40Speaker 1: can leave the house wearing? Still for comfortable? Quickly?
- 44:42Speaker 7: Mascarat?
- 44:43Speaker 1: That's it. As long as you have that, you're going.
- 44:45Speaker 1: Because I've got that, I'm good to go else. Baby,
- 44:47Speaker 1: that's all just a mass scare. You're fine, that's it.
- 44:50Speaker 7: And a smile. Gotta always have your smile on.
- 44:53Speaker 1: Oh, of course, yes, smile.
- 44:55Speaker 2: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Mellor
- 44:58Speaker 2: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific. Attention
- 45:02Speaker 2: everyone and The password.
- 45:04Speaker 1: Is password, you idiot. Password the word Game of the Stars.
- 45:10Speaker 1: Here's Ben Meler and right to password we go. We
- 45:13Speaker 1: have let's hear any meenie money more. We have Mark
- 45:17Speaker 1: on the North End. Hello, Mark, Welcome, Good morning Ben.
- 45:22Speaker 1: Good to have you Mark. You're going to play password?
- 45:23Speaker 1: Who do you want to partner up with? Mark? All right,
- 45:27Speaker 1: we're in it, Mark in North End. We're gonna win.
- 45:30Speaker 1: Just put a W next to our name right now,
- 45:33Speaker 1: hold on, say Mark out. You're gonna play. And we
- 45:35Speaker 1: have who do we have? See Mikey in the state
- 45:39Speaker 1: of Texas. It's kind of a big state. Hello Mikey, Welcome,
- 45:44Speaker 1: Good morning Sarah. How are you guys going?
- 45:46Speaker 5: Glad to be on with shoe?
- 45:47Speaker 1: Thanks to welcome? And where are you at in Texas?
- 45:49Speaker 1: Mikey and Jefferd fifty miles north east, a little north
- 45:54Speaker 1: of Houston. I got you a very cool let's play it.
- 45:57Speaker 1: Who do you want to partner? Have you got Loraina
- 45:59Speaker 1: or cool? Then go with the loop? Okay, coop. The
- 46:04Speaker 1: loop is the pick. And we have a list of
- 46:07Speaker 1: words here. You can see them. You're cheating, don't cheat.
- 46:12Speaker 1: You can see them calling my attorney. All right, let's
- 46:16Speaker 1: see your pick a number. Mark on the north end.
- 46:20Speaker 1: Pick a number one to ten, please, one to ten.
- 46:26Speaker 1: Oh oh, I say, it's not even up. Let's see
- 46:29Speaker 1: on the phones. Let's say all right, there you go, Mark,
- 46:32Speaker 1: What is the word you would like here?
- 46:36Speaker 5: Number one?
- 46:38Speaker 1: All right, let's go with UH regulations rule. There you go.
- 46:48Speaker 1: All right, good job, and it's ten to nothing, strong starry,
- 46:51Speaker 1: good guys. Okay, Mikey, you are up with Coop. Pick
- 46:56Speaker 1: a number two to ten, please, two to ten. Let's
- 47:00Speaker 1: go with number ten, number ten? Yeah, alright, like ambient
- 47:06Speaker 1: noise in the background. All right, Mikey, let's go with
- 47:11Speaker 1: Let's go with tremble.
- 47:16Speaker 3: Quake.
- 47:17Speaker 1: No, now, let's go with he said tremble.
- 47:22Speaker 10: I'll say cold Shriver. Yeah, wow, Gas nineteen nineteen.
- 47:33Speaker 1: You think it's over now, it's probably we got plenty
- 47:35Speaker 1: of it's over. Pick another number, Go ahead, Mark, let's
- 47:38Speaker 1: run up the score. Mark. Pick another number. Mark. Let's
- 47:41Speaker 1: run Mark three, number three. Number. He got that last
- 47:45Speaker 1: one from my cliff, No, I got it from mine.
- 47:48Speaker 1: Let's go. I'm gonna use the mall. The mal remover
- 47:51Speaker 1: will work. I kind of want to use the malume.
- 47:53Speaker 1: You know, we got such a big lead. I don't care.
- 47:55Speaker 1: I'll use the malle maneuver. Here we go, save safety.
- 48:04Speaker 1: Not a chance had has it? No, that's not all right, Sorry, Mikey.
- 48:13Speaker 1: Let's go with her. Let's go with quilt blanket. Yeah,
- 48:19Speaker 1: let's go. We're back. And got it back and he
- 48:21Speaker 1: got it off my clue. He got it off Mike.
- 48:24Speaker 1: Another number, Mike got it off my clue. That was
- 48:27Speaker 1: my clue. He got it off of all right, Ben,
- 48:29Speaker 1: we got it.
- 48:30Speaker 6: Take another mark number, Mikey, Mike Lee.
- 48:36Speaker 1: What number? Oh, I'm sorry, number nine, number nine. All right,
- 48:43Speaker 1: let's something Coop needs to do.
- 48:46Speaker 9: Let's go with let's go with or yeah, rest rest rest, No,
- 48:57Speaker 9: we're out of time.
- 48:58Speaker 8: And we were loss.
- 49:00Speaker 1: The word was relaxed. The word was relaxed. I come
- 49:03Speaker 1: too slow. We won, great job Mark on the north end.
- 49:07Speaker 1: You get a golden ticket. Unbelievable. What a win. One
- 49:09Speaker 1: of my greatest wins of all time.