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#175 - John Fortunato of Daring Ones · After-Hours with Faction! Motorsports

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What's going on, everybody? Welcome back to another episode
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of the After Hours podcast with Faction Motorsports.
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On today's episode, we have John Fortunato of Daring One's Drift
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team. He's been here before with his
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whole team. I think there is also another
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one where it was him and Ron when we did that, but before
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they had Eric on the team. But I was like, you know what,
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John, we never had just you, so why don't you come in here?
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We'll talk about work, we'll talk about some other stuff.
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So we got to catch up with him and then we forced Carl to go to
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a haunted house. So it was a, it was a fun night.
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We had a good time. If you're listening to this, it
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Faction Motorsports. Look, I'm wearing.
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Faction. I love how Malcolm just doesn't
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answer. He just.
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I'm wearing faction. Stuff.
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I feel like it was going to be lame to wear Faction.
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It's like when you go to a band concert and you're in the
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venture, you know? I rarely wear faction stuff.
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Even in Japan I forgot to pack all my faction stuff.
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Wow, so you had the chance to RIP it overseas?
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A lot of them have holes in it from me wearing them, like when
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I'm doing things. So like right here at the collar
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I have 1:00 and then I have one that has holes on the horn pits.
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I like that. I like that crew neck.
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This is a good crew neck. I like it because it doesn't
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have any colours on it. It doesn't have any.
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It's like the shop T but long sleeve.
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I'm. Surprised you don't have that,
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Malcolm. That one.
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He definitely has this one. Do you have that?
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One, no, I don't like. I don't like.
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No hood. Oh, OK, I didn't know.
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Well, welcome everybody to another episode of the Faction
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After Hours podcast. We're here to bring you another
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one tonight. We have a guest, but kind of
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just like a permanent guest. You've been on here a few times.
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He's been on here but I don't think you had your own 1 yet.
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We have. John Daring ones without his
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teammates isn't that crazy? Isn't that crazy?
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You left the kids. At home today.
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My emotional support team. I need them.
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That's all right. That sucks.
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I miss Ron and I miss Eric. I do like you guys as a trio,
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but John is also like one of you.
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You are one of the few that live near me 'cause we got David Bob
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now too. Yeah, I could walk to his house
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now. You could probably throw a
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football over there, definitely could.
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Like it's crazy. Oh so, oh wow, so.
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We got a good group. You got the 86 guy right there,
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right there, and you have one of the same trustee as well.
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So now it's lit. Yeah, I can't move now.
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I was going to move, now I can't move.
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You were really going to move. I don't know.
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I don't know yet. Somewhere.
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I want a bigger garage. That's my thing.
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Oh yeah, you got to move. Out of my garage.
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That's tiny. Have you seen D Bob's garage?
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That's pretty sick set up. Yo, so actually during final
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bout I jumped, I jumped in his car and we were just like chit
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chat. And he's like, am I buying this
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house? And he was like, tell me about
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it. And then I was like, wait, where
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are you moving? And then he was like, oh, I'm
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moving here. I'm like that's down the street.
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I was going to say, that's crazy.
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They were going. To say that.
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No, no. No.
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OK, cool. No.
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But yeah, like quite literally across the way for you and then
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for me to go to do anything. I got to pass D Bob's house.
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I got to go there and pick up some stuff.
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Now you got another person that can save you if you break down
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on the bike. Yeah, I mean, I guess that John.
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Thankfully that day was kind enough to come by and bring
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materials and we got that bitch home after our Manhattan ride.
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Haven't touched that shit once, did you guys?
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Cut the plate up. Is that what it was?
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Yeah. You made it?
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Yeah. No, no, John had like a license
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plate that was an ashtray. Oh, right.
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Wasn't it an? Ashtray.
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Yeah, it was an ashtray. So it was like I already bent
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kind of like a cup, so it was perfect valve cover shape for
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his bike dude, it was crazy. He.
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Just had that like on you or? Dude, so like.
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Like where did that come? So Carl hit me up while I was
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leaving work and he was like, yo, are you around?
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I need help. And I, I don't know why.
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Like he was telling me all this crazy stuff he was going to do
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is like, I found this scrap metal on the side of the road
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and I was like, send me a picture of what we need to do.
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And it just all clicked like he sent me the picture of the open
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valve cover. And I was like, oh, I have
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something for that. And my so my dad gave me these,
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these New Jersey license plate ashtrays like ages ago.
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And I'm like, what am I going to do with these?
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I'm I don't smoke like you know it's but he finally.
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Found its purpose. Dude I kept it too I.
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Was just saying now you use it. No, I didn't keep it to use as
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an ashtray, but it was more of the fact that that's chopping.
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That's chopping right there. I might have said that like
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while we were making it. I'm like probably.
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Chopping. I would have been like, John,
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you got a pickup truck, right? All right, can we throw this in
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the back? We you thought you you talked
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about it, but dude, no ramps. Yeah, that's so bad.
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That bike weighs a shit ton and not.
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Really. Not really, but.
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Not really, but it's enough. Enough where it would be like,
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yeah, fuck that. So I had AI had an old, old
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wooden door in my garage. That would be good.
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Just like, you know, it's typically a 7 foot door.
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Yeah, I'd throw that in the back.
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That might have that. Would have well.
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Yeah, until it like folds in on itself when we're loading.
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That slips out while you're halfway up.
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Yeah, then I had some concerns. Then choppy is on the ground,
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Like I haven't ridden that since our Manhattan ride.
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Like, yeah. We didn't ride around though
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last time. That was.
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It I don't. Give a fuck, I just needed to
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get it back home and even that was a task like when I got it on
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my street it died. Oh, I remember that night.
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Comedy. Yeah, comedy.
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I was like, where's Carl and Malcolm's?
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Like we lost them pretty early. On yeah, you guys love they they
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love the fucking split lanes and I was.
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Like crazy traffic on the way home and I was like.
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I'll sit through it. I don't give a fuck, but but I
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I'll split the lanes, I'll split the lanes.
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But when I was splitting the lanes, they were still going
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fast and I would not fast, but like quicker than me who's like
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new and my feet are like up in the ceiling and I'm like just
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trying to get get by on my bike. And then next thing I know
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they're all gone and I'm like, all right, cool.
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I'm on my own. Fuck.
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And it started to get cold and I was like, damn.
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Your ride is so, so much further.
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It's so far. And then I'm going to have a
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better bike, yeah, but it's not going to be a Harley, no.
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You're just going to build it from scratch.
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No, I'm going to No, I'm no maybe, but there's a since it's
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a Yamaha, I want like another Yamaha.
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OK, just like how I have a the Koya, I want another then I have
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the Lexus. Because Yamaha built the Jay-Z.
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So and then, yeah, now it's all just like trickling down, yeah.
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Aren't they trash though? Yamaha bikes.
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They're all right. I don't know.
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Anything about motorcycles at all?
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Issues with there was something. The golf covers falling off the.
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Yamatik. No no no.
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But they are rather loud engines.
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Like they make a loud noise from the valve train like all the
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time. The Yamatik.
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Yamatik. I don't know.
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I feel like all those bikes are kind of the same from the 70s.
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Is this Is it 80? 70s, eighties, kind of.
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They all, they were all literally trying to beat
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Harley-Davidson. Yeah, yeah, You know this.
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You want a documentary? Yeah.
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Yeah, they, they were going to sell that plan over to the Asian
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people back in the day. Imagine that if they did that.
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Or maybe they did and then maybe they.
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I don't. Know who copied who, but I.
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Remember, no, no, no, no, no, because they they tried
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everything cruising bike related derives from Harley-Davidson.
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Yeah, like easily. So you're saying Japanese people
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copied them with that? But they they copied.
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They were trying to copy but. I think they built the FXR frame
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off of the Japanese, yeah. Bike.
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If you look at an FXR frame, it looks literally like my frame.
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Yeah, like that. I'll give you that one.
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Harley-Davidson pioneered a lot of that shit.
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The cruising shit, yeah, cuz there's a lot of land over here,
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that's why. And the fact that a shovel head
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could cruise at modern speed. Nuts.
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Tom rides his bike a lot. OK, I can't ride my bike a lot.
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It will literally kill me so I don't.
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I don't understand. It's part of the excitement.
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Not buying a shovel head either. That shit is a gajillion
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dollars. Is it?
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It's like 6 grand. 5 grand for a long block.
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Not fucking buying that it's. Like SR20.
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Yeah, TomTom, or anybody who owns a Shovelhead, has the
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equivalent of an SR20. It's like an old piece of
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garbage that is valued higher than the moon.
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An SR20 is way more modern than that thing though.
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Yeah, much better. Too much better.
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That was such an exaggeration as far as pretty OK.
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Yeah, you're just being a hater. It's all right.
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Yeah, I'm being a hater until I get imagine like an Sr. just
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falls out of this guy. Me.
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Would you ever? Did you pay for the raffle?
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Josh's raffle? You did the first one.
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Yeah, the first one that didn't work out.
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I did not pay for the 2nd raffle.
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I don't think I'd be long in another Ash Chazzy.
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You just posted it the other day and.
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You if I bought it. Maybe I'll be back in one.
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Maybe, but maybe you? Can't say that after you post
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that. I don't know, maybe I'll grow 6
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feet overnight. Like the fuck?
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Just saying shit to say shit. Yeah, like I'm just trying to
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fucking make sure that I still remember that was still pretty
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fond making sure, but I would own one of your cars like the
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the ZN 6 best car, amazing car, right, no complaints.
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No complaints. What's your, what's your honest
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opinion of that car? My car, yeah.
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Dude out if I didn't have like a house and responsibilities I
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have like 5 of them really. Yeah.
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You could. Why?
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Why 5? I don't know I'd have one for
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like different types of driving. You'd have a turbo in one.
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Yep, supercharger track car. Supercharger.
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Is that a common thing for those?
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Yeah, it used to be more common. A lot of the companies stopped
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making the kits though. We got to talk about your what
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happened to you earlier this year when you decided you got a
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turbo kit and you did all this work, You installed it, everyone
15:03
was excited, and then you uninstalled it after.
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Was excited. I feel like everyone was
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excited, definitely. Wrong.
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We talked about this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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This is actually literally to the day.
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A year ago, it was a year ago. Because I did all the work just
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before a haunted moves and I unturboed it before a haunted.
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Moves. I thought it was this year.
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No, Yeah, so quick. Yes.
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So what happened? You turboed it and you got rid
15:27
of it in a week. Yeah, I put everything together
15:31
and everything was just like the the fitman was so bad because it
15:35
was a speed by design kit, which is a knock off granny kit.
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So the Fitman was dog shit, every oil fitting was leaking
15:42
and it was like 2 days or three days before the event.
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And I was like, I'd rather just go with a stock car that they're
15:47
not going to give me shit about a tech rather than go to a go
15:50
with a car that's a hunk of garbage.
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And like for eight years you've been driving here and have no,
15:55
no tech problems and now you bring us this garbage.
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So speed by design. Oh, never mind.
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I just like how you went with the Rep of of a gritty 1 even
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though Ron has a gritty 1 and already hates it.
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Oh, yeah, no, it was just so cheap.
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I did. I did the thing that that we
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talk about all the time. It's like you just pay and get
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the good thing and be done with it.
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So I just I just undid everything, sold it and I bought
16:19
my wheels with the money from the turbo kit.
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Dude I have AI, have a BRZI, think it's actually an FRS
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because it's a scion. I have an FRS at my house right
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now that has a turbo kit on it, like a HK S1.
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So nice. Yeah, so nice.
16:35
It's his name is Wallace. You sent him?
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He was like, Frankie told me to hit you up for paint.
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Oh. There you go.
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It's a nicely beautiful car. He fitted the body kit
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beautifully. Minimal hardware but it works.
16:47
It's just things that need things that matter in the right
16:50
places. And I was like, fuck, he's had
16:52
the car for mad and long you. Got to show me his car.
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I haven't seen this there's. A way we can find this?
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Yeah, I have it, but. That HKS kit is like one of the
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best turbo kits for my car. It's so pretty in the engine
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Bay. I'm like, Oh my gosh.
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I'm waiting for you to buy. Yo, Malcolm, can you find this
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guy? Can you?
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Buy 1. I don't know if his car's on his
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Instagram. I can send you a picture.
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It's such a nice car. I was like, Oh my gosh, that
17:15
thing is perfect. I need, I need to buy a trailer.
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That's what I need right now. The next thing I've been driving
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my car to every drift event I've ever driven.
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So you got your street. Cred, now you're done with that.
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Now you can, yeah. OK.
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Well, also it's like we've been do, we've been planning more
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events. So I don't want to take my car
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somewhere like out of state, no trailer.
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Yeah, it's not gonna be UPS. Yeah.
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It's already like we just. Drove him to connect and leave
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from. Fucking proceed.
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Does that shit too. He does he's he's AG, he's AGII
17:46
was talking to him about like driving on the street with the
17:48
harness and stuff. Because I know a lot of people
17:50
with the road cage, you know, they, they're frowned upon it,
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but it's like a personal, personal assessment of you're.
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Kind of just making a decision, like I could end up a vegetable,
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but I guess I'm going to do this.
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Well, I just drive my car on the street like I'm doing to the
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track, like the belt or super tight I got It's really the.
18:04
Helmet, though. The helmet is the helmet.
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Yeah, but what was I going to say about Lee?
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Oh, how many tires could you fit in that car?
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Now. With the cage.
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With the cage. Probably negative.
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Negative tires. They they eject out of the car.
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Well, you all have a passenger I guess, so you got to put them.
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In there if there's a car. Oh wow.
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Oh, you're pretty, dude. He did a really good job on it.
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And I was like, do you drift? And he said no.
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And I was like, make sense? No.
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I put AGT Wing on that, that's the only thing.
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It has origin everything. That's the Origin wing and he
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mounted it really great and the kits mounted beautifully.
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Everything else is is nice. Yeah, that's a stream kit or
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something. Fuck do I know, dude, I don't
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know. That's the regular.
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Malcolm chime in. Driftline.
18:47
Driftline. I always think it's the
18:48
opposite. Yeah, that's Ron's kit.
18:50
How was the fitment? Because Ron's side skirts were
18:52
so bad. He it it was very evident that
18:55
he worked it prior to dropping it off, so that's fine.
18:59
And he had are those overs too. Yeah.
19:01
Yeah. And everything came out.
19:04
Everything. I disassembled the whole car,
19:06
kit off the car, fenders off the car with A10 mil and a Phillips
19:12
he got #2 Phillips. And he doesn't drift so.
19:14
Everything came off, car won't look everything.
19:16
The interior is beautiful. There's a Gretty Pro effect in
19:19
it, I believe. So you mentioned that speed
19:22
company or whatever his ECU is something speed somebody does
19:29
it. It's like a piggyback off of.
19:32
I think it's like a stock ECU, but then you add it.
19:34
Maybe I don't. Fucking know.
19:35
Is it open flash tablet or ECU tech?
19:38
ECU tech ECU tech that's. What I'm running.
19:39
Oh OK, it's just a flash. Yeah, that's what that's what he
19:42
has maybe a TCU tech, I don't know.
19:43
Yes, I'm not. Easy to yeah, tune I think,
19:46
right? Yeah, they're not bad.
19:47
This thing's going to look pretty sick when it's done.
19:49
I'm pretty, Oh yeah, pretty excited.
19:50
I'm not, and I'm not a big one for Black Wheels, but those look
19:53
great on the car. It just looks like a battleship
19:56
to you. What color are you painting it?
19:57
I don't know, maybe he doesn't want me to tell you the color.
20:01
I don't know. It's gonna, it's gonna be, it's
20:03
gonna be nice. But yeah.
20:06
Purple. No, fuck.
20:09
All right, that was. My only guess to go back to the
20:11
wheels of my car, if I do seventeens I could have fit
20:14
four. I have to like purposely stack
20:17
them with eighteens. I think like 3.
20:21
Those are that. That car was a 1718 like.
20:24
Oh, stagger. That's what I'm running.
20:25
That's. What I'm running it.
20:26
Looks so good I was like wow look at this S chassis.
20:30
Yeah, I don't know. I I didn't stare at that car
20:32
enough from the side, so I don't know.
20:33
Like you bought. You sold me my wheels, you
20:35
should know. Yeah, I know fucking I forgot
20:37
already. So what wheels are there waiting
20:39
to say the HKS kid? Though the the new CR Kai's the
20:43
what are they called now, The Kiwamis?
20:45
Oh, my cars are 9. OK, now I remember.
20:47
Yeah, it took a while. Yeah, 18 by 9 1/2 in the rear
20:50
and 17 by 9 in the front. I lost the centre cab at the car
20:53
track the other day when I got home from Japan and now I'm like
20:57
I need new wheels. I I don't like this at all.
21:00
I had all four caps. I just.
21:02
Rebuild those wheels or something.
21:03
They don't split really. They're two piece welded and
21:07
like your piece is like welded in like Allen shout out Allen
21:13
very well versed in taking the wheels apart and all of this
21:16
knowledge that I don't personally have and he was.
21:18
Like it is. Going to be hell if you want to
21:21
try to do that. So if I sell them, I'll probably
21:23
just sell the eights and keep the nine pair.
21:26
But I need, I need like a 9 1/2 plus like high like 38.
21:33
I think that's the highest one I've seen with a 9 1/2.
21:37
So then I could put a 265 back there and then fight everybody
21:40
else with my low car 'cause I refused to to toot it up or like
21:44
get wide fenders. Yeah, we were talking bad shit
21:46
about tooted up cars the other day.
21:49
How do you feel about that life? Yours isn't really that.
21:51
No, it's not. It's not like.
21:53
That mine my car is as I want to make it a little bit lower, but
21:56
I feel like I look at pictures and I'm like, damn, it looks
21:58
like shit. It looks super high off the
21:59
ground. But like Eric and I were talking
22:01
about this, that if you drive club loose, you kind of have to
22:03
have your car to a certain level like cap on those.
22:06
Yeah, cap that. Right here Example A Can you
22:09
pull up a picture of my car please?
22:11
I don't know that because we were drifting to the Z the other
22:13
day and that rear bumper was coming off no matter what we
22:14
did. Yeah, it always comes out.
22:15
When was the last time we drove club loose?
22:18
Like actual. Properly.
22:19
Nine years among six years ago. I'm telling you man, when you're
22:22
when you're running tandems and shit, you put a wheel off like.
22:25
You don't put a wheel off ever. I do Ever.
22:28
I. Have I edge of the track all the
22:30
time? Yeah, Come on.
22:31
Yeah, so. That's like my priority one,
22:34
don't go off the track. Everything else is secondary.
22:38
But shit happens and. It does fuck everything up.
22:41
Everything. Else and I'm still driving my
22:43
car to the track so. Yeah.
22:46
Like my car's at the level where I can probably go just a little
22:49
bit lower, and the rear too, with the axis of my car that's
22:52
rubbing right now on the control arms under like a lot of load.
22:56
Of the upper rear uppers, yeah. What the fuck they?
22:58
Don't make angle ones for that. They do, but you're trying to
23:01
avoid it. Yeah, I don't trust any of the
23:02
non OEM ones right now, but I'm I might actually ask you guys to
23:05
notch the subframe and shit this.
23:07
That would be cool. Season.
23:08
I would like to do that. That would be awesome, Yeah.
23:10
But yeah, the 350Z in the middle section, that little bump.
23:13
Yeah. Oh yeah, I know exactly.
23:15
And it would come off every time.
23:16
And I'm like, there's got to be a.
23:17
Way mount the bumper, brother. What are we doing?
23:19
I didn't really. All my shit is on he.
23:21
Didn't do any of that. He just went.
23:24
There, We just went there and didn't really do, I mean it was
23:26
zip tied, but it wasn't. Maybe you could do more?
23:29
You have to strategically zip tie it.
23:32
Yeah, now, now here's what I mean by strategically zip tie
23:35
it. The rear bumper on my car in
23:38
shambles. Like really fucked.
23:41
Yeah, I saw. Still looks hard as fuck, I'm
23:44
not even going to lie, but it stays on no matter what and
23:49
going home, going home the other.
23:50
Day like how low is it to the ground?
23:51
I hit it pretty hard. It's maybe like that low.
23:53
Yeah, the Z bumper is like this. Well, fat ass car.
23:57
Yeah, it was. Well, maybe the other one won't
23:58
be that long. But but strategically I have the
24:02
the ones in the Fender well there's one that like holds them
24:05
cuz BN like knock offs like the fucking fly out like this.
24:09
So I have one in there and I don't tighten that one fully.
24:15
So it like moves a little when you hit a bump, it like comes
24:19
out and comes back in. Same with the the one at the
24:22
top. I have one like behind the tail
24:25
light. That one's really fucking tight
24:28
because that one is pretty much holding the weight of the
24:31
bumper. Same with the ones in the middle
24:33
in the trunk. That one's holding the weight of
24:35
the bumper, but the ones on the side and the one by the wheel,
24:37
they fly off so easily that if you tighten it, it's definitely
24:42
going to break. What else are you talking about
24:44
when you when you say your car has to be a certain height or
24:47
Erick, what else was he? Oh, is he talking about like
24:49
going off the track? So.
24:50
Yeah, talk about like tuned up cars and shit and like super low
24:53
cars. Like we were talking about that
24:56
like in the Midwest, everyone's got like super low, super
24:59
stylish cars because the environment kind of allows for
25:02
it. And here, like you're going to
25:04
commit to it. You got to fucking commit to it.
25:07
You got to be willing to blow your shit up if you go off track
25:09
at club loose. So I'm trying to be like a happy
25:12
middle ground between being super duper low and being like
25:16
functional. So I think my car is like a
25:18
happy medium of of both of those things.
25:20
It looks good in photos. The kit is is low, so that's
25:23
good and like it's not. Can you bring up a picture of
25:27
his car Malcolm so I can roast him?
25:28
Oh, there's one that's really nice lately too.
25:30
There's there's like that new reel there.
25:32
Oh, they just did one dope guy, No.
25:34
People have been giving us so much love.
25:35
I really appreciate all that. That's because they look sick
25:37
together. Like drive tell Ron to fucking
25:39
buy a hood. I don't even.
25:41
Tell him Ron, if you're watching this, you pay for the Patreon.
25:46
Buy a fucking. Hood, dude, it looks your car.
25:48
It looks so tough back there and then Ron's car just has no hood
25:52
and I'm like, what is this Club Blues 2010?
25:55
This is wrong right now. Yo dude, yo bro my shit just
26:00
fucking overseas bro. I don't know what the what do
26:02
you want me to tell you man my shit just it just gets hot.
26:05
I don't know what you want that's.
26:08
Wrong look, Frankie. I'm not buying a hood.
26:11
And look, I'm not going to buy an expensive hood for me to just
26:15
take it off every because my car's going to overheat.
26:17
That looks good as fuck. Yeah, this is one of the
26:20
sections of the track where it looks high to me.
26:22
And, and mind you, Ron is behind there.
26:24
Yeah, we'll see Ron's hiding back.
26:26
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a good tandem.
26:28
Oh, this is so I hit Ron last event so the bumper's not clean
26:33
anymore. Oh, the paint looks good.
26:34
We did. You did mention that last week
26:36
or like yesterday. Actually, you're on the
26:38
Instagram if you go to the one of the let's see, it's the
26:45
fucking rare Wah wah video. That shit is red as the devil's
26:48
Dick bro holy crap. Is it on?
26:50
The daring. One just go on reels.
26:54
Oh yeah, no, it's this one. Fucking.
26:55
At the end you can see the where I hit wrong because one of our
26:59
other other buddies spun on hairpin and I tried shutting it
27:04
down but I just gave him the slightest tap of the bumpers
27:07
cracked in the front. Now Yeah, this was dude.
27:12
There's only 20 drivers for something moves.
27:15
Those cars are good together, but he does need a.
27:16
Yeah, here so well, yeah, that's.
27:18
The worst place to get off too. Like dude, I we destroyed the
27:22
rear bumper on that term too. I really wish I fucking put
27:25
another coat of the Pearl on. Fucking so fucking close.
27:31
I'm not. I don't want to, you know, we're
27:32
going to be moving in silence over the winter, so I don't want
27:34
to talk about all the moves you're going to be doing in
27:36
silence. But you know.
27:38
I'll say what the fuck? There'll be another opportunity
27:40
is all I'll say. Maybe.
27:41
That is dude, Candy, Red, all of them.
27:45
Oh. Heavy fire.
27:48
Yeah, I mean, that sounds like it might be happening, but.
27:51
But I also do like your red because I did, I did Brad in
27:56
Texas's car in a bright red, brighter than your red, brighter
28:00
than the factory red. It's like like it's like one of
28:03
those Reds where it's like you you see it and the whole car is
28:05
just a void of that color because it's so bright.
28:09
Yeah, like that's I'm. Going to go ahead and say it, I
28:12
actually like your cars the way they are right now.
28:14
Yeah, I do like them. Like they look sick.
28:16
Like the silver, white, red. It's nice.
28:18
Yeah, I think Eric's car blends well too.
28:20
And yeah, we definitely have to do work to his car, just
28:23
visually. Make it a lot of stuff.
28:24
Yeah, that's it. Just like.
28:26
He has a lot of plans. Eric's got a lot of interesting
28:28
plans. You know, he's a crafty guy, so
28:29
I'm. Sure he does.
28:30
Probably getting a bumper from like AF he's.
28:33
Probably going to Lowe's and getting some weird shit and just
28:35
like stapling it to the bottom I.
28:36
Can't, I can't wait till he shows you guys because you're
28:38
spot on. Yeah, it'll be the stranger
28:41
shit, but it's going to look good.
28:43
Yeah, no, it'll come out good. It's going to look awesome.
28:46
But you guys did a private day. We did, yeah.
28:51
And you tried out a new track layout.
28:54
What inspired that? Because I was like.
28:57
This doesn't tell the whole story.
28:58
This. Doesn't look like the the old D1
29:01
layout, but it also doesn't look like the layout that we
29:04
typically do. So we had booked a private day
29:08
with Nap because we wanted the three of us to drive together.
29:11
Obviously Club Blue's the only place you can drive or
29:13
Englishtown the only place you could drive with no Cage's car
29:15
track. So we booked that Friday to
29:18
drive with Eric and there was a bit of a mix up.
29:21
There was a gambler going on and the parking lot was filled with
29:25
people in the pits. So Chris made a deal with us
29:30
that we would section off this area of the cart track because
29:33
everyone had their rigs parked like in the back half a cart
29:36
track where that like long sweeper is.
29:39
People were pitted. So we did like we were like
29:44
walking around looking at the track and like, I think if we
29:46
just do over here, we can make this work.
29:47
And it flowed so well. Like you could literally just do
29:50
infinite laps. So if we had tires, the last.
29:53
There's a video of that too in there.
29:54
Yeah, there's a really short clip I got up there.
29:57
Actually, there's two. My buddy Jeff put together a
30:00
little edit too. That's like the K hole man I
30:03
want to run that shit so bad. K Hole.
30:05
He made he made his own track called the K Hole.
30:08
And tell me inspire me in the in the K hole.
30:12
If you, let's say you're entering XDCU all the way to the
30:16
end, right, that's where you would grid, then you would
30:20
drive, you get 1, so. You're gridding before the bank,
30:23
is that what you're saying? Yes.
30:24
OK. And then that's basically like
30:27
you would get 2 laps, you get one.
30:29
Don't drift the fucking bank on the first one.
30:32
Fly in, enter like you're going XDC.
30:34
So now you're in that middle thing right there, OK, Like fly
30:39
in and then enter. Then you hit the infield
30:42
obviously, and you come back and you hit the air pin and then you
30:46
hit the bank again, except this time you exit out like like
30:51
after. So on your second like
30:53
backtrack, like you exit to come back around to grid.
30:56
Like you go all the way back to the grid where XDC typically
31:00
starts. It's like the best beginner
31:01
layout where you get a taste of the bank.
31:03
So I like the name, so I'm here for the name.
31:07
So in the K hole you're driving through where you're pitted?
31:10
No, no. No, no, you're here.
31:13
You had that? Turn right before or the hairpin
31:15
rather. Yeah, you'd be pitted before
31:17
that. Oh, OK.
31:18
Yeah, OK, I see what you're saying now.
31:20
Yeah, I got. You you hit the bank.
31:22
Yeah, that sounds kind of cool. Fly down, enter like XDC, hit
31:25
the infield, fly around the hairpin, hit the bank one time
31:29
and then exit off after you hit the bank.
31:31
Yeah, that's the way that Lock City would fucking run E Town.
31:34
Yeah, because they like doing like two runs and then you get
31:37
off. Yeah.
31:38
Yeah, Yeah, yeah. That's.
31:38
I think that would be sick and also if there was only like 4
31:42
drivers in that heat or whatever fucking hot lap hit, I don't
31:46
give a shit. That would run itself.
31:48
But the fact that you could hit the bank, you could hit the XDC
31:50
entry and that middle has a Monji that you have to hit.
31:54
It's like all of the driver aspects in one trademark K hole.
31:58
Don't fucking take that from me. I love it.
32:01
That's that's the one. Let's do a private day and do
32:03
it. I I've been meaning to and then
32:05
another one that I I feel like would be sick is if you see
32:08
backtrack. This is this one.
32:10
I haven't tried yet, even on a Seto, but backtrack, if you just
32:13
slice it right there and just keep that and keep that little
32:16
straight away right there, that's like a whole little
32:18
circuit on its own too. Like how you want a hot lap in?
32:21
Oh, and like. Yeah, I like, I want a hot lap
32:24
type of track. Well, Andrew Fable.
32:26
This is missing the little. Yeah.
32:29
The little forgotten turn there like the the.
32:31
One that connects. Yeah, right here.
32:33
So you could even do it backwards and then come back
32:35
around or just do some weird shit.
32:36
I don't know, I'll fuck around with that a little bit more.
32:39
I've I've always wanted to do that.
32:40
When I go over the hill on Backtrack that I want to do
32:43
that, I cut. Oh, they go.
32:44
You go down the. Street and then go, yeah, I
32:46
haven't done that as nuts, yeah. K hole's crazy.
32:50
Now the K hole is pretty sick Then then there's like mini XTCI
32:54
made this one up too. But basically you'll do, you'll
32:59
do XDC normal and then when you go to make that left into the
33:03
infield, you see that little cut through on the right like right
33:08
away you hit that. That's wild.
33:12
And no, it flows mad nice. You've done this on a SETO.
33:16
Oh yeah, that would that would I?
33:17
Wish I had a set of sales so I could try this out.
33:19
It flows super. Duper now where are you going
33:21
after that? You finish XTC all the way to
33:24
the backtrack, but now you're straight away.
33:26
Isn't 1/4 mile it's like an eighth.
33:28
What if you? What if instead you did that and
33:30
then you came downhill to the first turn?
33:34
You know what I'm? Saying, Oh yeah.
33:35
So that'd be like XDC into reverse.
33:37
Yeah, kind of like that. That's kind of, yeah, that's.
33:39
Bad long. We should try all this.
33:40
That's a tire killer. That's a tire killer.
33:43
Let's just try them all. The other XDC in general is
33:47
already. Bad, but that's all.
33:48
Right. That's what I'm saying.
33:49
The reason for XDC Mini that I came up with was because the
33:53
cars that we use on Aceto were like they're pretty
33:56
underpowered. And that's a Seto.
33:59
None, none, not even including like real life where your car
34:02
actually feels super underpowered.
34:04
Now when you go to go to like hit forgotten or backtrack, you
34:09
just haul ass down there and it you won't be like Kaufman, like
34:14
Kaufman is is the is a freak of nature and hits that shit at
34:17
like 130. We can't all do that.
34:20
We can't all do that sick, but like we can't all do that.
34:24
So now with XDC mini, it's like like you could that that feels
34:28
like a top of third, maybe kissing 4th turn.
34:33
Whereas like when you do the Kauffman straight, it's like
34:35
fucking 5th gear and you're like could die.
34:39
Is it like? If you go off.
34:41
At if you go off at forgotten, you're kind of dead.
34:43
I've seen people do crazy shit there.
34:45
Yeah, I'm. I'm not doing that ever.
34:47
So. Pretty cool watch pussy.
34:49
Like going 1,000,000 miles an hour.
34:50
Now that's. What I do, that's what me and
34:52
Ron do. Yeah, would love it.
34:54
Yeah, I see videos of it all the time.
34:55
Yeah, like when I'm coming around XDC, you know, see that
34:58
like bend where you come down, It's a backtrack.
35:01
I'm getting sideways there in my car.
35:03
From how fast you're going, yeah.
35:05
Yeah, yeah, Put you a little bit.
35:07
Did I love it 4th? Poof, every time I go fast into
35:10
that back section it just feels like it's so crazy off camber
35:14
and my car just gonna get sucked into the fucking.
35:16
That's the scariest turn, hands down.
35:18
That's how it feels every time it's.
35:19
Forgotten or like that? Not like, you know, the hairpin,
35:23
the backtrack hairpin before forgotten.
35:25
Forgotten makes it way better way.
35:27
Better. Yeah, it makes it easier.
35:28
Yeah, way easier. OK.
35:30
Cuz after forgotten there's like a little.
35:32
This kind of levels out. No, not that.
35:34
Not that it's like it. It comes back in.
35:37
Yeah, yeah, it gives you a lot more confidence cuz you know, in
35:39
the hairpin you either nail that turn or you're in the fucking
35:42
ditch. Dude, I lost the muffler there.
35:44
Does it actually dip down what I'm talking about?
35:47
It's. A lot 100% it dips down like it
35:49
a lot 100% like I lost a muffler there.
35:52
That was the first time I ever lost a muffler.
35:54
Even just doing full course, you can feel it when you when you go
35:57
back there and you try to enter that right, you feel the car is
36:00
like way too low. You're like.
36:02
You're doing a Wheeling. Everything off, it's sick and it
36:04
always, that turn always feels so much different than every
36:06
other turn because of that. That's the hardest turn man, but
36:09
like that's the turn I struggle with the most at E Town still.
36:12
Yeah, I would say that's definitely one of mine for sure.
36:15
Dude, Josh Roloffs has a video of him doing that in his white
36:20
car. I don't know.
36:21
Remember, I think I've seen what you.
36:22
Remember he played it during his podcast.
36:24
I miss Josh. Yeah, Josh is in.
36:25
Japan right now. I hate you, Josh.
36:27
He's always in Japan. No, no he's not.
36:29
Every year. He's yeah.
36:30
Once a year I'm going to. That's going to be me now, No?
36:33
You're going to live there. Yeah, next year.
36:35
He thinks he's going to move to Japan.
36:37
Dude, I'm going to find some way to to half and half it where I'm
36:39
there and then I can come back here and then realize I don't
36:42
really like it that much over here and then go back over there
36:44
and then be like, oh wait, I actually miss home and then come
36:46
back like that cycle again and again.
36:48
Sounds great. Yeah.
36:51
You would love it. Sounds sick, I want to go.
36:53
You would love it so much. I wish we could go with Josh.
36:56
Josh was so such a good time and like.
36:58
With Josh. Oh, Rolos.
37:00
We can we I have it was fun. It was probably fun as fuck.
37:03
Yeah, he's funny as fuck. Except this time I believe he
37:06
told me his plans were, I'm sorry Josh, I don't mean to
37:08
hatch you, but fuck him. He's like going on a road trip
37:11
with his girlfriend from Tokyo to Osaka and that's going to be
37:14
like I said, dude, that's like a 7 hour drive.
37:16
That's sick. That's what I was talking about
37:18
doing last week. Yeah, but then I asked him what
37:19
kind of my car it isn't because like I was like, oh, you don't
37:21
want it to be AK car. I wonder what jobs are going to
37:23
get. No, it's a Honda Fit.
37:24
It's a. Sensational.
37:26
Car, what are you talking about? Should.
37:28
Have got a super or some shit I. Need a BRZ dude with the fuel.
37:32
Cost and the ETC. Cost.
37:34
I don't know if a fit counts as like a small car.
37:38
Yeah, to them, that's like a fucking truck.
37:39
It's pretty big compared to AK, like it's really big compared to
37:42
AK. So I don't know if they got
37:44
that, but sensible. It's Josh.
37:47
You know, it was smart thing to do.
37:49
Yeah. Anyway, I hate Josh right now
37:51
because he's there so I'm going to be jealous as fuck.
37:54
How long? Is he going to be there 2 weeks?
37:56
I don't know, but I hope he enjoys every minute of it.
37:59
And he's drifting. I don't know.
38:01
I just know he's going to Japan feel.
38:03
Like he's got two cars over there or something, so.
38:05
How does everyone do this? I can barely keep a car here.
38:07
You'll understand when you get there and you buy one thing and
38:10
you're going to be like, wait. One fam chicky bro.
38:14
Wait, it was 4 pennies? Yeah, you're.
38:16
Going to be Wait, what? And you're 10?
38:18
We're rich one. Juicy Cutlet.
38:21
That's literally it though. Once you go there, you're going
38:23
to do that and you're going to be like, oh shit, everything's
38:25
free. I can buy a car 200.
38:26
I'm going to come here forever. And then you're going to be
38:28
like, well, a car's only four grand.
38:31
I mean, we didn't spend any other money.
38:33
Fuck it. I mean like, yeah, like.
38:35
That's how it happens. For the money, it's you living
38:38
at your childhood dreams. Yeah, yeah, I, I think, I mean
38:41
Carl literally just experienced that like he. 210 yen $1.36 for
38:47
a fam chicky bro. I had twenty of these.
38:49
He. Doesn't know what a fam chicken
38:50
is. What is?
38:50
That it's a cutlet of chicken available at the convenience
38:55
store. It's so good at any time of the
38:58
day. You could just live.
38:59
I've never been to the store where they had none and I was
39:03
like pretty sick like the first time.
39:06
Then it was like, damn, I need some sustenance and food right
39:10
now. There it is again, ready to.
39:13
Go convenience stores are next level.
39:16
So like is this like a hold you over or this is like a meal?
39:18
No, I can eat if you gave me two.
39:21
I never bought 2 at once, but two would probably be nuts.
39:25
I need to see. This, it's very simple.
39:28
It's like the most basic thing. You have to, you have to see it
39:30
in real life because like online, you're going to be like,
39:32
what are you talking about? Dude, it's literally just.
39:35
It's a fried piece of boneless chicken in a little sleep.
39:38
It's. Dark meat chicken too.
39:40
Way better than that. It's like, it's not dry, it's
39:43
not like it, it's literally tastes like food.
39:47
So I'm like, holy crap, it's pretty fucking sake.
39:49
Yeah, food everywhere else is better than here.
39:53
What could I say? Dude I've been battling that
39:56
shit since I got back man my butt is so tired.
40:01
Pause. Big pause.
40:03
Pause yet? Definitely pause.
40:05
Nothing's going in there. Shit is just coming the fuck
40:08
out. Guy it.
40:10
So you, your body. 'S been shot from.
40:13
Coming back to American food culture, Yeah, yeah.
40:16
It doesn't help that the things that I eat are like, I mean,
40:19
dude, I even like cycled it down to like the first day I had Taco
40:24
Bell. I was like, oh.
40:24
Dude, I mean, come on, It's like.
40:26
Mistake. All right, cool mistake.
40:28
Immediate shock to your body, but.
40:30
Like, believe it or not, Taco Bell amongst the other fast food
40:33
chains is like the healthier one.
40:36
There's only a Taco Bell and a Burger King in my town.
40:37
You know this. It's horrible.
40:39
But then like, I cycled it down. Now all I have is ground Turkey,
40:44
rice and some sort of vegetable like the American dinner.
40:48
Like it looks like a plate that is literally frozen in time, but
40:52
then you're. Cooking this yourself?
40:53
Yeah. Oh yeah, good for you.
40:54
Thank you, I try Frankie does this all the time, but I've
40:58
been. Bad.
40:59
I had I had that and that made my stomach start to go eat like
41:05
not more nuts, but it was still just like endless bro like and
41:09
I'd just be farting crazy. My farts smell terrible, like
41:14
it's just. But then when I went to Japan
41:15
from here, my stomach didn't do a damn thing.
41:18
In fact, I took the most solid poops of my life in Japan.
41:21
It was, it was, it was pretty fucking sick.
41:24
And like, I don't really know what the fuck it could be.
41:27
Dude, it's the quality of the food here.
41:28
Yeah, it's just, yeah, it's whatever they're putting.
41:30
But we have so much money in tech.
41:33
Yeah, but they're making more money, so they're gonna make it
41:35
cheaper and fucking easier to sell and easier to make.
41:38
And they don't care about you, they just care about your money.
41:41
Are you sure McDonald's cares about me?
41:43
I think. I think.
41:45
Trust me, McDonald's doesn't give a fuck about.
41:47
You. Trust me.
41:49
Yeah, no, not at all. I can't lie.
41:51
After last night, I thought we're gonna get food after the
41:53
pot last night, so I didn't eat before I came here.
41:55
So you got McDonald's? I got fucking Taco Bell last
41:57
night. OK, what do you get?
42:00
From what do you get from the bill?
42:01
Yeah, usually I do 2 chalupas. That's like.
42:04
Damn, that's classic. I fucking love chalupas.
42:06
Chalupas are kind of expensive. They are for which realize that.
42:09
The bill is expensive, period. It's a yeah.
42:12
You got to be smart. Actually, you got to be not fat.
42:14
That's what it is. Nope, I'm impossible.
42:17
I I keep. Nah because like if I go to Taco
42:18
Bell and I'm if I'm like feeling hungry hungry, I'll buy like
42:21
1000 soft tacos that's like $20.00 I.
42:24
Could eat that whole box by myself.
42:25
What is it like the party Packer?
42:26
I eat the whole thing. I.
42:27
Wish we could get one of those again.
42:30
The Taco Bell's not there anymore, right?
42:31
Who? What it is?
42:33
There like right here Yeah, it is dude.
42:35
We got to eat something before the haunted house or I'm going
42:37
to have a hissy fit in there. I brought this pack of peanuts
42:40
but like. You don't want you don't want to
42:41
eat after after. The haunted house.
42:43
I want to want to go the fuck at night and these are what the
42:47
only thing I had in my trip. Chris is still here.
42:49
Holy crap, Chris emerged like he just came out of his coffin over
42:52
there. Oh shit.
42:55
Call. Helen, hello.
42:57
I had a little bit of an idea before I was almost going to do
42:59
this, but I didn't know what the vibe was going to be.
43:01
All right? I was going to buy like 2 Crave
43:03
cases for the pod. Yo chill.
43:06
That is the best food ever bro what?
43:10
The fuck, John? Oh my God.
43:14
I've never seen you that angry. Oh man, that.
43:17
Would have been just enough for me and Rev Jasm Josh.
43:19
So let's see. That's why I I'm glad.
43:21
No, we get. We get.
43:21
Fucking yin and Yang over here so.
43:23
Josh from Revgasm and I and Mel I think also eats it, and I
43:28
think Simba might as well. It's just that group.
43:31
Look, chop chop, folks. Definitely with a little White
43:34
Castle. Look, we end this in an hour.
43:36
Why do you not like White Castle and we?
43:37
Find somewhere to get some food. I don't know, it just seems
43:40
gross to me. And that's.
43:40
It. Have you ever had it?
43:42
Yeah, definitely. What do you?
43:44
I don't know. It's mush.
43:45
It's baby. Food.
43:46
That's probably why. That's why it's good I can eat.
43:51
I mean, if you have if you, I'll eat.
43:53
One Well yeah, I was going to I'm.
43:54
Not going to. I was going to.
43:54
Bring like 2 crave. Cases don't don't buy 2.
43:56
No, no, because that was going to be a challenge of how many we
43:58
could all eat. I'll probably eat all of them.
44:00
I could eat at least 10 right now.
44:02
If you put them in front of me, I'll probably have. 15 So the
44:04
last time I did, I did a few two weeks ago I ate 10 and that was
44:10
like without trying. What are the calories?
44:11
Malcolm, can you look at this? That was after I had dinner
44:13
already and then I ate 10. That was fuck.
44:16
Oh, so you are OK, so we are the same, I told.
44:18
You this shit? Yeah.
44:20
We still gotta go and do KBB. We gotta do one for.
44:23
One, I think this is my competition.
44:25
Yeah, that's freaky. Yeah, I can't.
44:26
Do that. Just my record.
44:28
You ate dinner and then you did that.
44:30
I'm like OK, I can relate to. That it was stupid.
44:33
Fuck, here we go. 140 that's it. Oh, you get the cheese ones.
44:36
Of course. There's a 26.
44:38
Dude, plain is kind of Travis. Some people.
44:40
Do like half and half. I don't fuck with that.
44:42
Just give me cheese. Someone cheese.
44:43
Dude you get the smoked cheddar. You ever try that one?
44:45
Smoked cheddar. I don't even know shit.
44:46
It's. Artisanal I it is really good.
44:50
They got a bunch of different. Cheeses stomach all fucked up.
44:53
I'm so hungry right now dude. We all right, Just for the
44:56
record, we can't make this all about food, but if you were
45:00
going to McDonald's, Do you like McDonald's?
45:02
Yeah. OK.
45:02
What is your I don't give a fuck about myself order?
45:06
Like, all right, so I'm not a big soda drinker, but for some
45:09
reason when you go to McDonald's, I just like I need
45:11
that's. What everyone says, yeah.
45:12
So if. So crazy.
45:15
If I was like, pretty hungry, like an average hungry, two Big
45:20
Macs, fries, Coke. We're the same.
45:22
Double on the. Sandwich.
45:24
OK. But I could probably though I
45:26
could probably do like 4 but it's going to be expensive, so.
45:29
Dude, yeah, that's like a $40. New fucking my new thing.
45:32
Well it's not OK. It's fucking 10, a 10 piece
45:36
nugget. Okay, nice.
45:37
A value fry, a Big Mac and a double quarter Pounder.
45:41
Yeah, I fuck with that. I would do that.
45:42
And I'm like, that was good. And Malcolm's like, what the
45:44
fuck is wrong with you? Everything up to the double
45:47
quarter pounder. Yeah.
45:49
Because for some reason my fat ass brain wants, oh, there's a
45:54
chicken option. I need some of the chicken.
45:56
I need some of the potate. Yeah, I need some of the burger.
45:59
Yeah, I can do without the fries at the out of that whole list.
46:01
The Patat is there for you to. It is like a palate cleanser.
46:05
You need that. Yeah, Patat.
46:06
And then let's talk about the money there because that's like.
46:10
That's a 20 four $5 meal. That's.
46:12
Wow, yeah, at least at least that's why I don't go to
46:15
McDonald's because I'm like, if you in order for me to get full
46:18
and have a good time, I got to take a loan out.
46:20
So we're not going there. Taco Bell She's a gordita
46:23
crunch. 3 crunchy tacos. That's a minimum.
46:26
You're a crunchy guy. Hell yeah.
46:28
I hate the crunchy tacos. They're good.
46:30
By the time I get to my house that shit is going to feel like
46:32
the body tacos. Like real tacos, but I don't.
46:34
Like I don't. Like Taco Bell is not real
46:37
anything. Exactly.
46:38
That's why I'll just get the crunchy ones.
46:40
But yeah, all right, moving on. Because we are limited on time,
46:44
so I don't want to, Malcolm, just so you know, I can't see
46:48
the questions because it was yesterday.
46:49
OK, cool. How we do that one for one?
46:52
OK. One for one I had a Shake Shack
46:55
with Diego and Katie in Japan good as fuck.
47:00
But then I had Shake Shack also here yesterday and honestly the
47:11
the Shake Shack here tasted pretty.
47:13
But Dustin, dude, I'm not even. Going.
47:17
To but. That's where we're going, no?
47:20
When I got out of Shake Shack in Japan, I had to walk a mile and
47:25
I was still feeling pretty fine. I got out of this Shake Shack
47:28
here. That's the difference.
47:29
And I wanted to kill myself. Yeah.
47:31
Like I was like, holy. That's the difference.
47:34
It's just whatever they're using to, it's probably the bread.
47:36
Not really. Oh yeah.
47:37
Everything is the bread. 100%, yeah, 100% Everything's so
47:41
processed here, dude. Absolutely.
47:43
Dude, I have bread rolls that have been on my counter for like
47:46
a month and a half to two months and they are not moldy.
47:49
Yeah, that's a problem. They're.
47:51
Probably preservatives and all that.
47:52
Hockey pucks, though. That's no they literally look
47:55
like they were sitting on the shelf really.
47:57
And it's so fucked up. And they don't.
47:59
That's yeah, that's how it is. It's like hot dog buns are like
48:01
that. For me though, 'cause I like, I
48:04
don't, I buy something, I don't eat it for like weeks, months,
48:07
and I'm like, oh, I still have fucking hamburger roll.
48:09
OK, good. It's like, I haven't.
48:11
I bought those two months ago. You don't separate them.
48:14
No, they're just in the bag. OK try this next time because I
48:17
have that same problem too and I started doing this all of like
48:20
the shit that'll go perishable like the bread.
48:23
It doesn't 'cause it's right we're in America.
48:25
Yeah, but just right in the open.
48:26
That's on the counter. You remember in the fucking old
48:28
fucking movies they always had the bread on?
48:30
The yeah, when they would eat shit the same day they got it,
48:32
yeah. There the bread is on the
48:33
counter, all of the non perishable shit that gets heated
48:36
into the fucking closet 'cause you know it's good.
48:38
It could rot it or it won't rot, but like you know, it could sit
48:41
in there. Did you throw the the shit in
48:43
the fridge? But the but the bread.
48:45
Put everything in the. Fridge and like bananas and all
48:47
that shit, and that stays on the counter and keep those two
48:50
separate because the bananas are gonna make the bread rot and the
48:53
bread is gonna make all the other bread rot.
48:55
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. Because I don't eat fruit.
48:56
That's crazy. Yeah, banana in the fridge just
48:59
hits harder. Yeah, it does.
49:01
Called Banana, 1000 percent, 1000%.
49:05
Yeah. Bread, I don't know, put it in
49:06
the freezer. If you're not going to eat it
49:07
right away, that's another option.
49:08
You could defrost it. Yeah.
49:09
Whatever fucking hamburger rolls I'm buying, I don't need to put
49:12
them anywhere. They don't.
49:13
They don't ever go bad. Don't go bad.
49:14
It's fucked. You're buying a Martin.
49:16
'S they do eventually go bad, but it's like a long time like
49:19
you should buy. Real bread or start making your
49:21
own. Dude, the ball.
49:22
I don't have that kind of lifestyle.
49:23
I can't buy real shit. Like the ballpark brand, that's
49:26
got to be the one you're buying because it's that's the one that
49:28
I had that's been on my camera. It was like the.
49:32
Pepperidge farms, they make bread.
49:34
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think. It's like one of their main
49:36
fucking know. Anything.
49:37
Anything that's in that bread aisle at the grocery store, when
49:40
you walk in, you can smell the sweetness because it's all
49:42
filled with bullshit. Yeah, Sugar.
49:44
Yeah, yeah. It's gonna get me, yeah.
49:46
No, fuck. All right, I'm supposed to try
49:48
to buy bread that isn't in that aisle.
49:51
Maybe I'll just go right to the bakery.
49:53
As long as you're going home every day and you can make
49:55
dinner and eat dinner, yeah, sure.
49:56
But like when I'm like, I'm here till 10 and I'm like, OK, well
49:59
I'm not fucking making dinner tonight.
50:00
I need to. Go to bed and then like well
50:03
then yesterday happens and then boom, we're at a podcast again
50:06
and I'm like OK, well I'm not fuck, I took the steak at shit.
50:10
OK, that's bad. Like it's just constantly.
50:12
Like you can whip up in like 5 minutes or.
50:14
No. No pro, get yourself a Celeste
50:17
pizza or like a Hungry man meal. Or might as well eat.
50:19
Fast food at that point. Yeah, I agree.
50:21
Yeah. But then, but that unfortunately
50:23
is not $24.00, that is $6. Yeah, but whatever. $6 sounds
50:30
outlandish. That used to be like what I
50:31
spend at fast food is 6 bucks, yeah.
50:34
I spent 12 bucks at juicy platters still so.
50:37
Do you're going to promise now? God, I miss it.
50:39
Yeah, where the fucking Paramus is that 70?
50:42
Four, it's near the Lambeau dealer literally shares the
50:45
parking lot. Oh, that used to be a fucking
50:49
like Stan's coffee or some shit I think.
50:51
It's still there as a coffee spot.
50:52
Yeah, it's there. Yeah, that's still there.
50:53
Yeah. It's next to the lighting store
50:55
that's not there anymore because of the because of Stan's bagels.
50:58
That would be a stupid thing to have any the light store and
51:01
it's just like light bulbs. There was a light bulb store on
51:03
the. People used to have to do that.
51:04
You gotta go. To.
51:05
That's a front for sure. You don't go to West Big. 2 I
51:09
was like the light bulb store. I was like, it's 2020.
51:11
One, yeah, they're, they're laundering money through that
51:13
store. That's what they're doing, yeah.
51:14
Western boot world was a good one bro.
51:16
You go in there, you get boot. They yeah, I mean, yo, Land man
51:19
Season 2 next month. Oh, is it really?
51:21
Yeah. Oh shit, I'm ready.
51:23
I just got to go get more cigarettes That that show is
51:27
sick. It is.
51:28
It's good. And you you, you said that I
51:31
would like the daughter but that bitch annoys me.
51:32
I'm not even going to lie, she just seems really whiny in the
51:35
show. I'm sure she's a really great
51:36
person in real life. It's just like in the show I was
51:39
like, first of all, one you glamorizing the the high school
51:45
daughter cracks me up first of all.
51:46
She's 20 something years old. Cracks me up a little bit.
51:50
Cracks me. Up I was like that girl is not
51:51
18 she's like a full grown woman and they're like oh, this is the
51:54
daughter and she. Oh yeah, they always do that
51:56
shit on shows. And I'm like, no, dude.
51:58
They age everyone down. Bro the mom is a baddie bro.
52:01
The mom is a psychopath, but yeah, yeah.
52:03
Dude, that's probably why I love her.
52:04
Yeah, the daughter. When the phone rings and it's
52:06
her. Yeah, it's really like Oh my
52:08
God, fucking what the fuck is his name in this?
52:11
Billy Bob Thorne. Billy Bob Thorne just goes.
52:13
Yeah, the phone rings like, oh shit, he's got like the craziest
52:16
ringtone for it. That show's funny, man.
52:19
If it wasn't, if Billy Bob Thorne wasn't in that show, it
52:21
would be fucking terrible. But like he, he makes everything
52:24
so much better. I I like whenever he runs into
52:26
trouble and he lights up a sig and then just cracks open 2
52:30
michelobes. Yeah and just chugs him.
52:32
Really. Quick, I thought you quit
52:33
drinking. He's.
52:34
Like starts driving. Drinking.
52:35
You're so shoved. Like what?
52:38
These are non alcoholic. Then then the the lawyer lady,
52:41
also a baddie was like, that's yeah, they stopped selling
52:45
alcohol. They they, there's no alcohol in
52:46
these and he's like, there's no alcohol in them if you're an
52:49
alcoholic and then it's like. Yeah.
52:52
What? But yeah, the lawyer lady is.
52:54
Yeah, that's different. That's a different story.
52:57
She looked like a girl that I used to know.
52:59
I was like, Oh my gosh. What happened?
53:02
Life. I didn't grow.
53:04
I didn't grow. I didn't get a fancy job.
53:09
You've had some fancy jobs. I've had some fancy jobs.
53:11
It's pretty horrible. Speaking about jobs, we're not
53:14
going to get into details, but can you tell us what you do if
53:18
you you know not not the name of anything.
53:22
I was going to, I was going to preface this for not doing that,
53:24
but. Too late here.
53:25
We go. What kind of work you do, you
53:29
don't get to tell me the brand company, like I don't even know
53:31
anything. I feel like you, you tell them
53:32
like a little bit and people. Yeah, no, it's fine.
53:35
So I work, I work with training for service technicians and like
53:40
service industry and automotive. Yeah, yeah.
53:43
So, so do you train like you actually have to train that?
53:47
Like because I remember at one point, at one point, I don't
53:51
think it was this job, but it was something you worked with
53:54
Ron, you worked in the same brand, but he's a technician.
53:58
So were you like you weren't directly training him at one
54:01
point, but like. Actually, I, I did.
54:02
Oh, you did? I did once, yes.
54:05
We, we have like connected multiple times throughout our
54:08
career. Like I've worked together side
54:09
by side and also like same company, but different
54:12
departments. Yeah.
54:13
So there was one one point where he was in my training class and
54:17
I had to train him. That's funny.
54:18
Yeah, I was a trainer and I, yeah, he's.
54:19
Probably just sitting there fucking on you.
54:21
I think it's usually the opposite.
54:22
It's usually I'm fucking with him because it's like.
54:25
You just call on him every time. Like, no, no, it's not even like
54:27
that, but. I wish I could see that.
54:31
I no, I even still like I always try to treat everyone the same.
54:34
That's part of the job. And I mean Ron to fuck with a
54:37
little bit extra because I've known him forever and we're
54:39
super close, obviously, but. So do you view yourself as like
54:43
a teacher? Is that kind of what the job is?
54:47
It's it's interesting like teacher versus instructor.
54:50
So I'd be more like an instructor.
54:52
I'm not now. I was, I was an instructor.
54:54
Now I'm more managed the curriculum.
54:56
But yeah, for like someone who's a teacher would have more, I
55:00
would say more proper schooling or more like in middle school,
55:04
high school teacher, like that's more of like I would say the
55:07
traditional path of education for us.
55:10
It's more of it's like a lot of the a lot of similarities, but I
55:14
would say that it's way more tailored to like a niche
55:17
specific. You know, how do they train you?
55:20
Are you are you doing your own research like?
55:23
I'm doing a lot of I have to go out and figure things out.
55:27
I do a lot of like problem solving, investigating,
55:30
networking, like it's all kind of have to like know, know a lot
55:34
of people to get the all the information that you need.
55:37
And they send you like all over the country, different dealers
55:39
and whatnot. No I don't really travel too
55:42
much anymore. I'll go other states to like
55:45
learn stuff but as far as it actually rolling out it's more
55:50
other people doing that now doing actual training than me.
55:54
So you got moved up? Yeah, a little bit, yeah.
55:56
Wow, so he's got a fancy job, Carl.
55:59
Yeah, I'm trying. I have a very cool, cool and
56:01
good job. Cool and good, cool, and I've
56:04
heard of that before. Cool and good.
56:06
I went to a JOB interview the other day, bro, that shit was
56:08
shot. Really.
56:09
Yeah. I was like, I'm better than you
56:11
immediately to the fucking. That's.
56:14
One way to lose a job to. The interviewer, I wanted to be
56:16
like, you've been here for under a year.
56:20
You don't know anything. I know more than you about the I
56:23
know more about the company than you probably.
56:25
You're over here trying to sell me the job.
56:27
And then he tells me you're overqualified for this.
56:29
What do you why are you here? I'm like because I can't find
56:33
anything else anywhere else and I need to go to the doctor.
56:35
Basically he's trying to say we're not going to pay you what
56:37
you want. That's what you're.
56:38
Trying to say Nope, yeah. And, and then immediately I'm
56:40
like, yeah, I'm better than you. Like I, I'm this is not for me.
56:43
You're overqualified for this job, So why am I here?
56:46
Why did you set this up? Well, I just wanted to say that
56:48
so I can lowball you. Well, not I told him I was like
56:52
job market stuff like and and this is real life got bills and
56:56
I got health requirements that need to go to the doctor and I
56:59
have no insurance. What do you want to do, Carl?
57:02
Literally fucking anything. I'm like, I will work as long as
57:07
it doesn't involve me losing a limb or hurting myself
57:11
intentionally or where I get paid $16.00 an hour because
57:16
that's what they offered me and I was like, you're fucking
57:20
kidding me, right? Y'all getting paid too much
57:22
around here. So corporate job, 16 bucks an
57:27
hour, fucking God damn it. We should talk after.
57:30
That I was like not. Oh shit, Oh.
57:33
Shit, yeah, dude, I got a good resume.
57:34
Whatever you want. I'll tailor a cover letter.
57:36
Do you have any work from home options?
57:38
No, there's not. Right now I will work.
57:40
Wait, I wasn't asking you. What it No, I mean, this would
57:44
be outside of probably my company for some of his.
57:46
What did you do in your last job?
57:47
I actually really don't know. Like what you.
57:49
I was an operations analyst so developing like SO PS like
57:53
standard operating procedure, like documents and like
57:57
processing contracts for like the entire business unit of
58:00
where I worked previously. Wow.
58:03
That. Sounds smart.
58:04
Was definitely AI worthy. Like they definitely like AI the
58:08
shit out of that and just wipe me the fuck out from time to
58:12
time. I'm just I'm like a petty ass
58:13
dude. So like from time to time I will
58:17
go on the job board called the layoff.
58:19
It's pretty much just any big company has like a like a thread
58:23
on this page called the layoff. I type in the company that I
58:26
used to work for. In this case it was Fiserv.
58:28
Fuck Fiserv. And you can just read all of the
58:32
unhappy employees on there. And then I giggle a little bit
58:35
and then I'm like, I'm poor and I got no insurance but at least
58:38
I ain't stuck in that motherfucking jail like CEO is a
58:41
dumb crook. It didn't seem like you were
58:43
having fun over there. I was not.
58:45
And like, even thus, even right now, like I have a car, it's
58:49
getting cold. I got to get the car done.
58:52
I don't care. I'll still do it because it's
58:55
the thing that I enjoy. Like, but yeah, operations
58:58
analyst, I was doing things like a little differently than they
59:03
would have liked and result the same, just less work to get
59:06
there and. So you were AI before?
59:08
You were AI and. Still, they were like, well,
59:12
maybe we want to do it like this way.
59:14
And I was like, yeah, this is fucking dumb.
59:17
Yeah. If you could just work, not
59:20
worry about money, what would you do?
59:25
I would. I would develop with that.
59:31
I would not develop, but I would influence a line of supermarket
59:36
ads. Like I don't have to worry about
59:38
money. Like I would be the one making
59:40
the ads for like Frosted Flakes. Wow, I did not see this coming.
59:45
Me neither. But this is interesting.
59:47
Well, 'cause then you're you're just making art like the the
59:49
stuff on the wall. So you wanna you wanna like?
59:50
Just like a fucking artist, yeah.
59:53
Not really, I just like the fact that you would just be drawing a
59:56
bunch of stuff coming up. My bullshit ideas all day long
59:59
would be great in that space. Like kick cereal.
1:00:04
I wouldn't make no ad for kicks, I would just put that shit on
1:00:06
the shelf. Like that?
1:00:08
I feel like maybe you can get a job like that.
1:00:10
No, you can't. But they'll pay you 60 in an
1:00:12
hour. They will putting the boxes on
1:00:15
the shelf. They'll get the fucking kids
1:00:16
from the colleges and just you're interning now, Harbor.
1:00:19
Freight was paying eighteen. I was like this is retarded.
1:00:22
Wait for what? Harbor Freight.
1:00:23
Just to work at Harbor Freight, it was.
1:00:25
Like a associate or something? Yeah, the.
1:00:27
Fucking wages are so crazy everywhere it's like.
1:00:30
Yeah, you know who actually pays well?
1:00:32
And we talked about it last time I was in the pod?
1:00:33
Costco. Yeah, but I think it's like they
1:00:36
make you jump through a bunch of hoops to get employment there,
1:00:38
like. Just having to drive into that
1:00:40
parking lot, I would be like, Oh my God, you better be paying me
1:00:43
at least 25. And a half.
1:00:44
Yep, I'm bringing a gun to work. Yeah, I mean.
1:00:45
Just Oh my God. So every time Carl goes to an
1:00:49
interview now they're going to they're going to look him up
1:00:50
like, oh, he's going to bring a gun and.
1:00:52
On episode one, 1070. Fuck.
1:00:56
You mentioned shooting your place of work on.
1:00:58
I work that hard. I just feel like the like the
1:01:01
companies that I work for either deal me like a shorthand or it's
1:01:05
just not some place where I fit and just like not a scumbag.
1:01:10
Carl needs a work from home job so they can paint cars on the
1:01:13
side. Not necessarily, but yeah.
1:01:19
Not necessarily, but yes. Especially with the if I get a
1:01:21
compressor like the ones they had in Japan.
1:01:23
The small ones. They're not small but they have
1:01:26
like 4 motors on them. Wait, are you talking about like
1:01:29
the boxes like the? No, it's like a normal
1:01:31
compressor. It just has four motors on it.
1:01:33
I didn't see one of those I guess.
1:01:34
I had a whispers. Volume.
1:01:36
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That I'm there in a garage
1:01:37
cranking all night. It's fucking.
1:01:39
That'd be lit. Yeah, it's weird how they Japan
1:01:43
is so weird, man. You're going to be there and be
1:01:44
like if you go into a shop you're going to make what the
1:01:46
fuck is going on? The compressor is so high tech,
1:01:49
but they don't have a bench to work on.
1:01:51
Like what's going on here? Like it's so confusing.
1:01:54
Yeah, that's like the very odd. Yeah, yeah, I'm trying to make
1:01:57
sense of it and I can't figure it out.
1:01:59
That bench has no purpose. It's not supposed to be there.
1:02:01
That's it. Not at Alpha Projects, though.
1:02:04
Jay's not a good match there. Is he Are they Japanese or are
1:02:08
they? Jay is Australian as.
1:02:10
Fuck. That's why I'm telling you,
1:02:12
dude, like there's something going on with the Japanese
1:02:14
people. I mean, I'm sure like fucking
1:02:16
like Honda has worked. I fucking hope.
1:02:21
Let's just put it that way. I don't know.
1:02:22
They got carts, they probably just wheel.
1:02:24
Yeah, I don't know, like, yo, can you look at like a Japanese
1:02:27
Honda dealership like inside of the.
1:02:29
Service Department. Service department like I want
1:02:31
to see. They have the lifts that where
1:02:32
it's like a single pole. Yeah, like I picture it looking
1:02:35
like really fancy but. But not, I don't know, not
1:02:39
fancier than what you got here, bro.
1:02:40
I'm not gonna tell you that right now.
1:02:42
Yeah. Yeah, I feel like they do
1:02:43
everything with way more purpose and they probably don't have
1:02:45
tables because of like space and a clutter.
1:02:48
Dude, whenever I have a table in a shop it's just filled with
1:02:51
shit all the time. That's true.
1:02:53
Yeah. But and then I'm working out of
1:02:54
like a little space like this. You like move all your fucking
1:02:56
10 mil sockets and you just like ship ties out of the way you're
1:02:59
like. Do this.
1:03:00
But where I was is not There was just no benches.
1:03:02
Everything was piles of shit and the vices were there but they
1:03:04
were all on the ground. You just had to carry them
1:03:06
around. You were carrying around,
1:03:08
there's a mobile vice the fuck out of here, so why you just
1:03:11
like, find a spot on the concrete floor?
1:03:13
Just run a bolt through the floor.
1:03:14
Just hold it. Just put your foot on it.
1:03:16
I don't know what you're supposed to do.
1:03:17
Ethan's like, I found the vice. I'm like, why is it not bolting
1:03:20
down? He's like, I don't know.
1:03:21
And then Rich Whiteman's like cutting something on the vice
1:03:23
and Ethan's holding it on the ground.
1:03:24
I'm like this is. Did you guys all work together
1:03:26
or what? What is this?
1:03:27
Literally it was like everyone in one shop.
1:03:30
The shop was big. There was like there was
1:03:33
probably like 8 lifts in there. It was big, but everyone's
1:03:38
working on their cars. Yeah.
1:03:39
Lifts. Wow.
1:03:40
Like pretty like, not like really nice, but like pretty
1:03:44
good. Where was this at, Nissan?
1:03:46
No, no, we're talking about, we're talking about Japan.
1:03:49
Oh, sorry, I'm like all fucked up.
1:03:51
Yeah, yeah. No, no we do not EC.
1:03:53
Motors, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. Where AG and them work out of
1:03:56
yeah. Yeah, and that's.
1:03:58
Funny as shit. Tons of tools, but it's just
1:04:01
things everywhere and we're like, what is going on?
1:04:03
And people were just finding shit and we're like let's use
1:04:05
this. It was like Cavemen just walked
1:04:06
and like got something. That's how we felt.
1:04:09
But. Sounds no different than a
1:04:10
dealer here though. Like realistically this shit's
1:04:13
just everywhere. I.
1:04:14
Don't know dude. Not in this job bro, not.
1:04:17
It was crazy. Not I said dealer.
1:04:18
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean this.
1:04:20
Is fraction, is. Carl Calls is a dealership no?
1:04:22
Dealership. You never been?
1:04:23
You never worked in a dealer, huh?
1:04:24
Nope, Nope. The only blue collar job that I
1:04:27
ever had like on paper was the den wizard painting job.
1:04:31
That one was pretty knowledge worthy.
1:04:34
Like I learned a lot there mainly because of the the one
1:04:37
guy I worked with, George. If it wasn't for him I wouldn't
1:04:40
have learned shit like I would have been.
1:04:43
Talk to him, right? Yeah, from time to time I don't
1:04:45
like reach out, like reach out, but if I have a question or he
1:04:48
has like a job for me to do, like I'll we'll like reach out
1:04:51
and talk to each other. But I wonder how he's doing
1:04:53
'cause I fucking hated it there bro I.
1:04:56
Can't find shit. What are you looking for?
1:04:58
Oh yeah dude, it's so hard to find shit like that.
1:05:00
The closest thing I. Found your mic is on I think or
1:05:04
we were picking something up. Damn Southwest 20 that looked
1:05:10
like a blend of all of us in one person.
1:05:13
That's crazy. What?
1:05:16
What the fuck? Yeah, I can't find anything
1:05:19
about it. Service department, but here's
1:05:23
the dealer Shit. Oh, there's a little drink.
1:05:27
There's no way that they're not going to show the service
1:05:29
department. Hold on.
1:05:30
No, I wouldn't. I wouldn't be surprised man.
1:05:32
Just the. Showroom.
1:05:34
I couldn't find a picture of a JDM Subaru STI 2005 from behind
1:05:39
for probably 10 years. Couldn't find one photo.
1:05:44
They just didn't exist. I was like, I know they sell the
1:05:46
cars there because we get them too.
1:05:50
You need AI for this. You know what, I also couldn't
1:05:53
find a sound clip of an STI really from like 2000.
1:05:57
You couldn't find one that's shocking.
1:05:59
And then I found one it was on is a video on a dyno and it was
1:06:02
in Japan. And then I could hear the
1:06:04
difference. I was like, oh, that's OK,
1:06:05
that's what the twin scroll sounds like.
1:06:07
Oh twin scroll and why it's a smaller?
1:06:08
And the equal length headers. Oh, as it should be, yeah.
1:06:11
And I was like oh OK, like it took me fucking like 3 years to
1:06:14
find that. I was like why is this so weird?
1:06:17
But 240 shit one. You'll find everything you need
1:06:19
to know. But but like grip cars or like
1:06:22
normal shit? No, yeah, it was weird.
1:06:25
Not as popular I guess. I guess they're not that
1:06:27
popular. Yeah, maybe because they, I
1:06:29
don't even know, maybe the marketing over.
1:06:32
There you need to search it in Japanese and that's probably the
1:06:35
problem. You need to like.
1:06:36
Yeah, this was like 15 years ago.
1:06:38
So like there was not. Internet wasn't the same 15
1:06:41
years ago. Yeah, no, the internet's fucking
1:06:44
crazy right now, dude. It's fucking.
1:06:47
I hate it. I miss the old Internet.
1:06:49
Sometimes I like it though, like yesterday we were trying to find
1:06:53
a hose like because we didn't know where this hose came from.
1:06:56
We were trying to, we were like, how are we going to figure out
1:06:58
where we can get these hoses? And I was who said ChatGPT?
1:07:03
Was it you? Jesus?
1:07:05
Jesus, Jesus is like just fucking ass ChatGPT.
1:07:08
I was like, because I I was getting to the point where I was
1:07:10
like, OK, measure each leg and type that into ChatGPT and and
1:07:17
ask it if we can find a hose like that.
1:07:18
Just put a picture in. Is that what you?
1:07:19
Did that's Malcolm's like I'm just going to take the picture
1:07:21
and put it in dude. It linked it to some others.
1:07:25
Somehow it it knew from the photo and whatever wording he
1:07:28
said that someone else was looking for this hose on a
1:07:31
Reddit thread like and it they had an image of it.
1:07:34
I'm like, this isn't Malcolm was like, I don't know how the fuck
1:07:37
it did this, but it found it. That's that's one benefit now.
1:07:40
So Google, this is the one thing you'll slam me for not having an
1:07:43
iPhone for years before, but and that was built into photos, like
1:07:47
for years now where if you had a photo, something on your phone,
1:07:50
you could press Google Lens and it would just fucking Google
1:07:52
search it. For you, Yeah, yeah, I've seen
1:07:53
that on the search engine. I guess on Chrome it has that.
1:07:56
Yeah, now it's like built into that.
1:07:58
Yeah, shit. But like with translating stuff,
1:08:00
I use the Google browser yeah, because it's just better.
1:08:04
How like how else would you find weird ass parts like that like.
1:08:08
But sometimes it'll function up. Oh dude, 100%.
1:08:11
And it's I don't like. If you don't know, just tell me.
1:08:14
You don't know. Don't.
1:08:16
Don't answer so confidently. You know it.
1:08:18
Doesn't know. It doesn't.
1:08:19
Know well. Don't trust it then.
1:08:21
Yeah, but it's helpful. You're a.
1:08:22
Human being you got to fuck. You have to like, train it,
1:08:24
that's the whole thing. No, dude, if you're OK, it
1:08:30
happened the other day. I was like something I think I
1:08:34
was like, oh, can I spray this paint over this self etch or is
1:08:37
it going to be a problem? And it was like, actually you
1:08:40
can. And it says it in the tech data
1:08:43
sheet, you say, right? Yeah, TDs.
1:08:45
Yep. And I was like, oh, it actually
1:08:47
says it and it quoted it. I was like, oh, it actually says
1:08:49
it. Well, that's good.
1:08:51
And I continue the conversation, asked it more stuff.
1:08:54
And then I just wanted to double check.
1:08:55
I was like, so you're saying I can spray this paint on top of
1:08:59
self edge because it said it in the tech data sheet.
1:09:02
It goes well, actually it doesn't say it in there.
1:09:05
And I'm like, but you said it did.
1:09:07
And it was like, Oh yeah, you're right, I did say that.
1:09:10
Did you tell it to kill itself? Yeah, I was like, so you lied.
1:09:13
Yeah. And it was like, I it didn't say
1:09:17
it. Like it didn't say it lied.
1:09:19
It just like ignored it. And I was like, dude.
1:09:22
So I trusted you that that's the that's the problem.
1:09:25
You should not. Yeah, so someone explained it to
1:09:28
me like this once and I think it's the best way to to talk
1:09:32
about it. It's like you basically gave an
1:09:34
intern a task and that's good. Like, you know, like 70% of the
1:09:40
time probably did a pretty good job, but you have to make you
1:09:44
have to double check it and make sure it's not fucking it up
1:09:46
because, well. We tried it with bearings too.
1:09:48
That was the first time I did it.
1:09:49
Engine bearing sizes. Was that getting the
1:09:51
measurements wrong? Was that happened to?
1:09:52
You it did like the opposite of what it was supposed to do and I
1:09:54
was like, but you said that and it was like, Oh yes, you're
1:09:58
right. I did mess up and I was like,
1:09:59
what do you mean? Oh yes, I.
1:10:01
You got to remember too that ChatGPT is a free the years in
1:10:04
the free version, right and. Like, oh, we pay for one of
1:10:06
them. I don't know if I use that.
1:10:07
I don't know if I was paying for it when I.
1:10:08
Did that when it's that general like it's not going to be good
1:10:11
at. Trust me, the best one.
1:10:12
You're getting nothing else for it.
1:10:14
Really. Yeah, pretty much.
1:10:15
I'm not wanting for shit, Malcolm.
1:10:16
You think we're getting anything else for it?
1:10:17
I feel like it's a St. But it learns your habit.
1:10:20
Oh, it'll Start learning. As many prompts as you want, I
1:10:23
think. Yeah, you can.
1:10:24
You can ask the regular one as many prompts.
1:10:27
But it times out after a while. I've got a time out once on me
1:10:29
so far. Really.
1:10:30
Yeah. It was like you're done for
1:10:32
today. Oh, OK, I didn't know that.
1:10:34
Yep. Yeah, I, I, I I would prefer to
1:10:37
not learn about me, actually. So like if we could turn that
1:10:40
mode off, that'd. Be great when I when I ask this
1:10:41
stuff, it doesn't even it'll be like do you want it'll like I
1:10:46
already know that I'm interested about a Nissan or SR20 or it'll
1:10:52
be like, do you want me to add your?
1:10:56
Like, I don't want that. Because then if I go in there
1:10:58
and ask some weird freaky shit, then Malcolm's going to see it.
1:11:00
Well. What are you asking?
1:11:03
I think that he goes, I think. That how many how many doughnuts
1:11:05
do you think? Yeah.
1:11:06
How many doughnuts do you think every time I open this it goes
1:11:09
out is. It pink question mark.
1:11:12
All right, well, I really want. To you be asking ChatGPT.
1:11:14
I wanted to ask you about your job.
1:11:17
I think last time you were here, we we kind of talked about the
1:11:19
Ron, Jon, Eric, Eric, kind of like how everyone met.
1:11:25
Yeah, Yeah, I think we did. OK, because I, I was like, let's
1:11:27
not fucking go over that again, but I don't know.
1:11:30
All right, let me go to some questions here.
1:11:32
Let's see what people were asking yesterday.
1:11:34
Damn we got people asking questions OK.
1:11:37
Probably some weird shit too. Definitely.
1:11:39
Some weird shit. What are the daring ones
1:11:41
dressing up As for haunted moves, that's.
1:11:44
A good question. Bummer.
1:11:48
I think I'm wearing the costume right now.
1:11:51
I'm going to bring a little some.
1:11:52
I'm going to bring a little mask.
1:11:53
That's probably about it. I think Ron and Eric both wanted
1:11:56
to do something, but I'd be honest, I don't know.
1:11:58
We were fucking lame. Do you want to borrow corn on
1:12:00
the cob costume? That's what they want.
1:12:03
It fit a helmet I think under it.
1:12:05
Oh yeah, the last time you fucking you posted that picture
1:12:07
of me and Ron. That was from Halloween like 3
1:12:09
years ago. We were priests.
1:12:10
I forgot. I don't even.
1:12:12
Dude, I just like, I just remember waking up at like 3:00
1:12:14
AM and I was all fucked up because I was, I don't sleep
1:12:17
very well at night and I opened up Instagram is what I do and I
1:12:20
can't sleep. And I saw you posted the picture
1:12:22
of us. I was like, why did he do that?
1:12:23
It's so weird. Just like a photo.
1:12:25
Malcolm. Do you remember what it was?
1:12:27
I forget, Yeah. You randomly just reposted.
1:12:29
It was so Ryan. And Ron in it because his
1:12:31
outfit, I think you were it. Was Jordan was on the podcast or
1:12:34
whatever and he did this fucking tattoo.
1:12:35
He doesn't Remember Me or whatever.
1:12:37
Oh, he brought it up. Yeah, and you and you showed you
1:12:39
showed him the picture, but. It must have been a good photo,
1:12:41
yeah. You were like, that's a sick
1:12:42
photo. I was like, thanks, but just I
1:12:45
was confused. But you.
1:12:46
Should have seen Alex at Josh's. He was dressed up as a nun and
1:12:49
I. Don't know, I have a feeling
1:12:50
that was him. I had no idea it was him at
1:12:52
first. I was like, Oh my God, who is
1:12:53
this He had. The mask on this is Alex, Yeah.
1:12:57
Yeah, I got AI got a little confession.
1:13:00
So I know this is like your favorite season.
1:13:02
I used to fucking hate Halloween.
1:13:04
Oh shit, why? I used to.
1:13:06
So my first job ever was working at a Halloween store because I
1:13:10
was young. I was fucking 1617.
1:13:12
I couldn't get any other job. Spirit Halloween.
1:13:14
So I yeah, I worked at like a little pop up Halloween store
1:13:16
and I couldn't get another job for like 2 years except for
1:13:19
Halloween stores because I had the experience now.
1:13:22
Dude McDonald's hired at like 14 or.
1:13:24
Dude, but like no one dude, I was applying everywhere and no
1:13:26
one would fucking hire me. So my first three jobs are all
1:13:29
temp Halloween stores. So when I worked there it was
1:13:32
just like killing the whole everything.
1:13:35
Like I never was a big Halloween fan in general, but it just
1:13:37
murdered no pun the whole fucking season for me 'cause
1:13:40
that they used to play the same CD like an hour worth of songs
1:13:44
for my 8 hour shift. Like every.
1:13:45
Thriller over and over again. Literally.
1:13:48
So then you after that kids fucking, oh, just kids coming
1:13:51
and fucking everything up. The goo goo muck.
1:13:54
I have a job so no one gives a shit about anything and the
1:13:57
store is just like blown up. Yeah, dude.
1:13:59
That's funny. It's just wild that sounds.
1:14:01
Horrible things. Just you don't.
1:14:02
You're not even scared of anything anymore.
1:14:03
Things just popping up at you while you're walking down the
1:14:05
hall. Just.
1:14:06
Dead inside, yeah. Damn that kind of sucks dude.
1:14:09
It's it's come back though. I'm I'm enjoying it more in my
1:14:12
we'll. See it tonight, you know.
1:14:14
Oh yeah, we, my wife and I have been doing Halloween shit the
1:14:17
past few years and it's been great.
1:14:18
Yeah, yeah. He rides.
1:14:20
Carl's pretty stoked about the haunted house tonight, so.
1:14:22
Fucking hated. He even came here late on
1:14:24
purpose. It fucking didn't fucking work.
1:14:26
Well, actually wasn't on purpose.
1:14:27
I was in traffic for two hours and I wanted to slip my wrist
1:14:30
long ways. But like, dude, Halloween for me
1:14:33
is really fun because I, like, want to give out candy.
1:14:37
That's my only thing. Free candy.
1:14:39
Yeah, like, well cuz when I was a kid that was the greatest
1:14:43
shit. You know that the grownups
1:14:45
always have candy and you don't wanna go to the houses that have
1:14:48
shitty candy. So I buy all the candy that I
1:14:50
like. You knew all the houses that had
1:14:51
the full bars, they give out the full bars.
1:14:54
Yeah, yeah. But even thus so just good
1:14:56
candy, bro. That's what I like to do.
1:14:58
You ever get a razor blade in one?
1:15:00
No, Joe was like boring, what if this year we just turn off the
1:15:03
light and I was like, fuck no. And then I went to shop right
1:15:05
immediately. Joe, that's Savage.
1:15:08
No, at least put the ball out. Right to shop, right immediately
1:15:11
this year I'm not going to hand any of the candy out do.
1:15:13
You have a lot of kids come by. Yeah, the neighborhood's packed.
1:15:16
That's where I live and. And you've seen I.
1:15:18
Honestly thought that no one trick or treated anymore.
1:15:20
No, they, I feel like the world is sort of healing.
1:15:23
You know why? Because it's a recession and
1:15:26
we're like. Is it a recession right now?
1:15:28
Fuck do I know I'm poor and I can't afford to buy anything.
1:15:31
Start rumors. Yeah.
1:15:32
I don't know if it's a recession, but I'm trying to
1:15:35
figure out if the economy is actually getting better or if
1:15:37
it's. I don't think it's getting worse
1:15:39
than it was a couple years ago, but I guess it's just stagnant.
1:15:42
I guess I don't know, I think we're just like all right with
1:15:45
it being. Shit, yeah, that sounds more
1:15:47
like it. And so like this year, I think
1:15:49
what I'm going to do is I was going to try to find a mannequin
1:15:52
or buy a a skeleton. You know how much these
1:15:54
motherfuckers are. Oh yeah, they're not.
1:15:56
They're fucking not cheap. They're not.
1:15:58
We wanted to buy one too, and that's all the price was like.
1:16:00
They're like. $55 just. Fucking kill me and put me in
1:16:03
the lawn and. Stuff.
1:16:03
I was like, Daryl, come here. I got to see something real
1:16:07
quick, like fucking put Daryl out there.
1:16:10
But no. So I'm going to leave my car on
1:16:12
the end of the driveway and put like a bowl and light up a bowl
1:16:14
with like a flashlight on the bottom so you could see it's a
1:16:16
bowl, and then just leave it there.
1:16:20
Yeah, kids would walk like up the up, like the, you know how
1:16:25
like our lawn has like, mad dresses.
1:16:28
They would like walk up that whole bitch.
1:16:30
You should dress up like Leatherface and take a leaf
1:16:32
blower out. So I was like, yeah, what if I
1:16:34
fucking like hide somewhere? And just every time a kid comes
1:16:37
up, every time a kid comes up, just go.
1:16:41
I'm like fucking. Yeah, they're all taller than
1:16:43
me. When I was young and I was at my
1:16:45
parents' house, I did that. There was one time we did that.
1:16:47
It's fun. They all run down this fucking
1:16:49
St. trip. Break your leg.
1:16:51
Just reminds you of like you being a kid and you're like,
1:16:53
fuck, life gets pretty bad after that.
1:16:58
He was like, all right. Come on.
1:17:00
But then you're the one chasing him down the street.
1:17:02
It's kind of fun, yeah. But then I got to run, then I
1:17:03
tear my ACL, then I'm pissed. OK.
1:17:07
Fucked. Why do we drive on the Parkway
1:17:10
but park in the driveway? Oh.
1:17:11
I hate that question. I think about this every night.
1:17:18
I don't, I don't know. Are you an engineer?
1:17:20
No. Well, you are tonight as an
1:17:22
engineer. What do you think the answer is
1:17:24
to that? Why do we park in the driveway
1:17:27
and drive in the Parkway man 'cause we're fucking American
1:17:30
and we do everything as backwards like I.
1:17:32
Don't. Fucking know.
1:17:33
Probably because back in I want to look up the history in this.
1:17:37
I bet you. Fucking more than you find out,
1:17:38
I guarantee. You.
1:17:39
It's because the word driveway was made first and then they
1:17:42
came out with roadways and they were like fuck.
1:17:45
But Jersey is the only place with the Parkway, right?
1:17:48
Right. Yeah, I.
1:17:48
Don't think there's other. Yeah, there's probably other.
1:17:50
There's tons of parkways. Jersey is the only place that
1:17:53
exists in my head right now, so. Because it runs through a park
1:17:56
or a landscape. Area Oh, actually that makes
1:17:58
sense because like the Parkway they they just like split towns
1:18:01
in half to put I mean they do this with other highways too,
1:18:03
but like in the oranges specifically they they just like
1:18:06
split the fucking oranges through with.
1:18:07
OK, so a Parkway is supposed to be scenic.
1:18:11
You ain't seeing shit on. Trust me, the Garden State
1:18:14
Parkway, maybe once you start getting S it it's there's some
1:18:17
woods. What the fuck do you mean Once
1:18:19
you go over that bridge it is the longest drive ever.
1:18:23
Yeah, but it's a little bit woodsy.
1:18:25
Yeah, like you got that stuff. For sure, and also up north too.
1:18:29
Like once you get closer to fucking Mahwa and shit it's more
1:18:31
woodsy. A little bit like Montvale.
1:18:33
That's it. Yeah, It's not.
1:18:35
It's not. 287 is really the scenic.
1:18:38
Yeah, that's the scenic bro 28750.
1:18:40
Man I love doing that drive in 287.
1:18:43
It was so beautiful in the morning.
1:18:44
Fuck I. Used to do that a lot, yeah.
1:18:47
I actually fucking hate that road and I don't know why.
1:18:49
What? That's the road that I don't.
1:18:50
I like it by us, you know. Yeah, but not.
1:18:54
Not by me. Like going to E town on that
1:18:55
road. Fuck that hell.
1:18:56
Hell does that make? Does that make sense?
1:18:58
This is the better part of it. E town from up here, you better
1:19:02
just be getting on the Parkway. Yeah.
1:19:04
Parkway to 18, get off at Texas Road or whatever.
1:19:08
Boom. Favorite drift event you've ever
1:19:10
driven? Favorite drift event I've ever
1:19:14
driven. I think the one for me this year
1:19:18
was pro bro den. Like that stands out
1:19:21
immediately. Me and Ron were just fucking
1:19:23
locked the fuck in that that day.
1:19:25
Like I think it was some of our best driving.
1:19:29
Ron had like a good night. But honestly, like some of the
1:19:34
like most favorite events for me, I think my first ever club
1:19:38
boost event was like probably ruined my life, but also like
1:19:41
changed my life so drastically. I was thinking about that in the
1:19:43
way here a little bit like drifting and changing my life so
1:19:45
much. But the first Club Boost event I
1:19:49
went to, my mind just fucking exploded because I've been going
1:19:53
to E town for years. I saw Club Boost, the drifting
1:19:56
and whatever. I was like whatever the fuck
1:19:57
that means in like 2011 and I went to just go watch and it
1:20:01
just happened to be East Coast Bash and I just could not
1:20:05
believe what my eyes were seeing.
1:20:07
Like everyone's crazy fucking car is built.
1:20:10
There was like an E30M3 drifting but it was all just like random
1:20:13
shit. You were.
1:20:14
You were in the cars before then.
1:20:16
Oh my God, yeah, forever. So that was a dude, because that
1:20:18
was single digits. Never did drifting or knew about
1:20:22
drifting or no. Yeah.
1:20:24
Man, you know what I'm going to say.
1:20:25
Probably one of my favorite events was, I think it was
1:20:29
Independence Moves 21. It was my first time hitting
1:20:32
tree turn and that was like flow state driving like I was just
1:20:36
me. It was me in the car.
1:20:37
We were one one thing, one entity.
1:20:38
Yeah, that's cool. Damn, I don't know if I have a
1:20:42
ferry drift in it, do you? Do I?
1:20:49
Yeah, the One Black Dudes Drift cookout event.
1:20:52
That was good. That was good as fuck, had
1:20:55
unlimited laps and the car was ripping.
1:20:58
And that was one J Grange sound. Grange in California.
1:21:03
That one was good. Yeah.
1:21:04
Super D's next week. Did you forget?
1:21:07
Oops. I forgot.
1:21:08
Yeah. We're not going to make it.
1:21:09
I forgot. Yeah, that was one of the
1:21:11
questions too. I wanted to go so badly. 2nd for
1:21:14
me too. Second part on this is JZX A3 as
1:21:17
a drift car question mark. What's a 83?
1:21:22
I don't know. Is that is that a?
1:21:23
Is that Miagi's car? Yeah, that's a MX.
1:21:25
What's the difference X 83? It's. 83 and 81.
1:21:28
Look at JZX 83 Malcolm. I'm pretty sure it's just a
1:21:30
Crest one. Is a cresta cresta?
1:21:32
Well, they have multiples, right?
1:21:34
They have a Cresta. They have a cresta.
1:21:36
Well Cresta is AUS one I'm. Saying Mark 2, it's Cresa like
1:21:41
that one is a Frankie. What isn't that fucking?
1:21:46
Justin's car. I don't know, I.
1:21:49
Swear to God, that is. It's a blurry ass picture.
1:21:51
It kinda looks like the body kit.
1:21:52
But hell yeah yeah, this car's. That is literally Hoyts in his
1:21:55
car. This was one of the cars I
1:21:57
looked at before getting the BRZ for sure.
1:21:59
Dude, that one on the serial 9/1 with the with the up above to
1:22:02
the right to the right one more one more silver that one.
1:22:05
Yeah, see. OK, here's a well, this is a
1:22:07
Crusada, but. God.
1:22:10
The the difference between a J ZX-83 and an MX-83 is the doors
1:22:17
and some stuff on the roof. The doors don't have window
1:22:21
frames and it completely changes the look of the car.
1:22:23
Like that's a JZX is it? It looks like one that's.
1:22:28
That's a JZX is it or or that's MX.
1:22:31
For some reason. OK, so so this.
1:22:33
Car Right? When we were building Miyagi's
1:22:36
car, I was like, this car is so ugly and I can't get over it.
1:22:38
I don't know why. And it's it's because of the way
1:22:41
the roof looks so tall. But when you look at a J ZX-83,
1:22:47
it doesn't look that tall. That one's in a Creseda.
1:22:49
Again, why are they lying to you?
1:22:52
Like why can't we look up JZX 83 and we can't, I mean, that's not
1:22:54
the real name. That's I can't tell because I
1:22:58
can't see the quarter glass, but.
1:22:59
I don't know. So you see the rear door, so
1:23:02
that that door is split on a creseda.
1:23:03
That window? It's split on a creseda and it
1:23:06
fucks everything up. See that?
1:23:08
See that split? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:23:10
So that's how you know it's a Cresta.
1:23:12
A Crest, a Cresta or a JZX doesn't have any of that trim
1:23:16
over there. So it actually when they when
1:23:18
you lower the windows on all four doors, it looks crazy like.
1:23:22
Click on that yellow one or something, Malcolm, maybe that
1:23:25
one. Maybe that yellow one?
1:23:26
Nope. Nope.
1:23:28
Are you sure bro? That's kind of a big ass window
1:23:31
to. I'm.
1:23:33
Like dot standard like unless there's.
1:23:36
Before that. Man, unless they have like a,
1:23:38
what do you call it, like a like the a mark 2 is that and then a
1:23:43
Cresta isn't something like that.
1:23:46
But I'm I'm pretty sure look up a just look up like a 1986
1:23:51
Cresta or something or a mark 2. Hello, that's froze.
1:23:57
No. Just not what is it?
1:24:04
I guess like a like a what year is that like at 80 like at 1988
1:24:08
mark 2? Oh, here we go.
1:24:13
Oh shit. Look how low the roof looks.
1:24:18
Isn't that weird? Vertical lines make things
1:24:21
appear taller. Yeah, yeah.
1:24:24
How weird is that dude? That shit is probably unsafe.
1:24:26
And look at the B pillar how it looks like it's non existent.
1:24:29
It's probably. Just like the the Zafiro or
1:24:31
whatever is like that. It's interesting though because
1:24:35
like through the car you could see the B pillar.
1:24:36
It looks like on the other side. It's tripping me out.
1:24:38
Yeah, it's because it's not really there and I think that's
1:24:40
the problem. It's just the seat belt
1:24:42
probably. Yeah, B pillar is not having
1:24:45
that is crazy. Yeah, I think that's why they
1:24:46
weren't allowed to do that here. Maybe.
1:24:49
So anyway, they added all these vertical lines and they, I, I
1:24:51
feel like whether they've raised the roofline or not, it's just
1:24:56
not the same. Can you get that?
1:24:57
Blue one or that Gray one to the left, Malcolm.
1:25:01
Like I want to see one that looks.
1:25:02
Yeah, OK. See, it kind of looks like the
1:25:04
same height, but it just doesn't look the same like that white
1:25:09
one right there. Malcolm next year, yeah.
1:25:15
You know what that little like symbol is on the trunk?
1:25:17
I think it's that we were trying to context clues it, but
1:25:20
everybody who has that is old. Oh, that one, it looks like a
1:25:25
mixture of like the other. Yeah, I.
1:25:27
Think it's because they're old. They collected all the badges,
1:25:29
so they put all of them together.
1:25:31
But yeah, dude, that that was like a weird fun fact.
1:25:32
I learned about that car when we were because I was like looking
1:25:34
at these cars in Japan. And I was like, no, no, no, no,
1:25:36
why do these look good and all the Crestedes look like shit?
1:25:40
And I was like looking at the window.
1:25:41
I was like, oh wait. I mean, like, that's totally so
1:25:43
minimal. Like look at the black one right
1:25:45
there. Toyota Mark 2, Malcolm.
1:25:47
Yeah, like that. OK.
1:25:48
What is that? That's a Mark 2.
1:25:50
It's got the line. See, it's.
1:25:50
Got the line I. Fuck with that, it looks OK.
1:25:53
So why is that? You know why I fuck with it?
1:25:55
Because it has the Chrome around the shit.
1:25:57
That's it. Oh, but it just says pictures of
1:25:59
Mark Two. Click that, Malcolm.
1:26:00
Let's see if it's like a legitimate.
1:26:01
Oh yeah, this is this website is not going to give us a virus.
1:26:05
Like I don't know if that's a legitimate photo, but it doesn't
1:26:07
look. It could be a creseda.
1:26:12
Doesn't really look like 1, but it could be.
1:26:15
I think it's a creseda. Frankie, it is 7:45.
1:26:18
All right, keep going to these questions.
1:26:21
So is that a yes or no for for you for X-83 drift car?
1:26:28
Yeah. J ZX-83.
1:26:29
Yeah, A Cressida I don't know about like, I mean, yeah, I
1:26:35
guess they can look good. I mean, they they can look good,
1:26:39
but they're not going to look perfect.
1:26:42
That's how I feel, I guess. I don't know.
1:26:45
How would tint out the windows? It looks fine.
1:26:46
Yeah, with the BN Sports body kit, I like them.
1:26:50
With the one Miyagi has, I don't really like that.
1:26:52
It's like it sits really high. It's made to have small wheels,
1:26:56
so this kit sits high, and that's not what we were going
1:26:59
for. So we just fucked everything up
1:27:00
and I was like, then I have to slam it.
1:27:02
Small wheels, it looks fine. No, that kit is, it sits high
1:27:05
and then all the advertising is like on fucking fifteens or
1:27:10
whatever and it's like slammed because they, they, those people
1:27:15
that drive cars like that, they want the frame on the ground.
1:27:18
So they want the body kit to be like, you know, level with the
1:27:21
frame. And it's like in drifting, it's
1:27:23
like the opposite. It's like we're trying to make
1:27:26
the car look low but not be that fucking slam.
1:27:29
Yeah. It can't be scraping the frame
1:27:30
70 miles an hour and drift, yeah.
1:27:34
But there is, I don't know who this is, but there's a silver
1:27:37
crusted out there. He might be from Florida, I
1:27:39
don't know, but he's got to be on sports body kit that that car
1:27:42
looks sick. You might know him, I don't
1:27:43
know, but it's a silver one. Dusty.
1:27:48
No, but I I remember seeing that and I was like yo Miyake, you
1:27:53
fucked up. He should have got that body
1:27:55
kit. It would have saved everything,
1:27:57
like we would have a nice bigger tire on here right now, but what
1:28:04
the fuck? Oh, I can't ask that one.
1:28:06
That's about your work. Eric needs a cage.
1:28:10
One comment. Oh, yeah, me too.
1:28:13
Unlimited budget. What engine would you swap into
1:28:15
your car? Fully built FA 20.
1:28:19
That's it. Damn it's not.
1:28:20
It's not getting swapped. You want the factory set up.
1:28:24
I would I would really like to keep the FA2FA20 going.
1:28:28
There's so much hate on the motor and it's not as bad as
1:28:31
everyone thinks it is like a case swap.
1:28:35
Like if if we're talking about unlimited money, then I'm not
1:28:38
worrying about swapping it and I will replace the FA twenty 1000
1:28:41
times to make 1000 horsepower or whatever.
1:28:45
But I think like if you're talking about doing 1 swap to
1:28:50
have like ease of motor swaps after that I like case swap
1:28:53
makes sense. You spend the 10 grand up front
1:28:56
and you have $1000 motor to replace.
1:28:58
Yeah, Yeah. But.
1:28:59
For how long? KS are going to get wiped out
1:29:03
eventually too, but they're not making them anymore.
1:29:04
Dude, I mean, there's, there's one, there's probably like
1:29:07
literally a million KS and junk yards right now.
1:29:09
They put them in everything. But yeah, I I would
1:29:12
realistically like to keep the FA 20 in there.
1:29:15
Would you turbo it? If I had a infinite money hell
1:29:18
yeah put a turbo on it I would actually do FA20 bottom, FA 24
1:29:22
bottom end FA20 heads do a hybrid so the new new Gen. block
1:29:29
on my heads like a Frankenstein motor.
1:29:31
The heads are that much better. Yeah, allegedly.
1:29:34
That's what a lot of people are doing that swap right now.
1:29:35
Oh wow, that's cool. Do you think they're going to
1:29:40
keep doing this or are they going to?
1:29:42
Is Toyota going to? Put their own engine in.
1:29:44
I think they already announced that the next one they do is
1:29:47
going to be with Mazda. So it's going to be different
1:29:49
that. One's going to be shit.
1:29:51
Come on, Toyota, just give us the fucking car we want, bro.
1:29:55
The Corolla's sick. Too bad no one fucking cares.
1:29:57
And the Supra is not sick, it's a BMW.
1:30:01
So give us a Toyota engine and a good car that you made like,
1:30:05
well, you didn't make it, but make one.
1:30:08
And you think that car's any bit Toyota?
1:30:12
My car? Yeah, because I don't.
1:30:13
I do, I think some of it is there are Toyota quirks to it,
1:30:17
but I. Think like the seats.
1:30:19
No, I think that's actually a Subaru.
1:30:20
It probably is. I think they had influence in
1:30:23
the car. The direct injection system is
1:30:24
Toyota. The parts of the rear subframe
1:30:28
are Toyota. Most of it's WRX like the diff
1:30:31
is Toyota. Oh.
1:30:32
Yeah, the diff transmission. That shares the same trends with
1:30:39
the S2000, the RX8, the YEAH. It's a supplier.
1:30:43
It's like a lot into, like there's a supply of it.
1:30:47
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know.
1:30:49
If I love the new GR86, but I'm like Toyota, if if I bought that
1:30:52
car one day and then Toyota the next year was like, oh, we we
1:30:55
put the three cylinder turbo into one, I'd be like.
1:30:58
Bro dude that's what I was going to say.
1:31:00
B58 swap from the Supra into my car would be nasty.
1:31:04
I know it's a BMWI was. Going to say for you, maybe I'm
1:31:06
good on that. The B 58 is probably the best
1:31:09
motor right now. Like hands down.
1:31:11
That's being that's built being built right now.
1:31:13
That's a fucking modern day 2J. Probably.
1:31:17
They're reliable. You can make 1000 horse.
1:31:18
Isn't it made by Yamaha? No, that's a BMW engine.
1:31:21
Oh shit. Yeah.
1:31:22
And the one in the Supra, Toyota fucking did up a little bit
1:31:25
more. They were like, oh, it's just
1:31:27
too unreliable, so we're gonna do this instead.
1:31:29
Oh, what do they change, do you know?
1:31:31
I think some stuff in the head, I don't know details, but either
1:31:33
way, even like that motor and the M's, the M cars and why not?
1:31:37
So they actually did stuff to that.
1:31:38
They did 'cause that literally seems like a BM.
1:31:41
W it most? It's 99% of BMW.
1:31:43
Like the VIN number is a BMW. Like everything just looks like
1:31:45
a like that shit got me mad as. Fuck, the engine is the only I
1:31:49
think one of the few things obviously the exterior body, but
1:31:51
I think the engine is one of the few things like tweaked Yeah,
1:31:54
for the Supra. Like, doesn't that make you a
1:31:56
little angry? I would say more disappointed.
1:31:59
Yeah, like very. And I don't even love Toyota
1:32:01
like that, but I looked at Toyota like one of the highest
1:32:05
tier manufacturers and it's like you guys just gave your your
1:32:10
fucking the, the fucking Supra and you just let the Germans
1:32:16
have it. Like what?
1:32:17
That's so fucking bad. I think they were just trying to
1:32:20
mitigate risk on their end, like they.
1:32:22
Were just trying to make money. They like really grew in
1:32:25
exciting cars over the past 20 years because before, I mean,
1:32:28
they were just, it was like their cars were all like grey
1:32:30
and blobby, like no one cared about them anymore.
1:32:32
And then like, as I started doing that, they're like, oh,
1:32:35
it's maybe too risky if we just put all in.
1:32:37
So we'll give it to, you know, Subaru and.
1:32:39
But we'll go all in on the Corolla.
1:32:42
Like. I think.
1:32:44
Well, I think. That, like the supra, should
1:32:45
have been the one that they went all in on.
1:32:46
Yeah, but nobody's buying at that time like fucking sports
1:32:51
cars, dude. And like, yeah they are dude.
1:32:53
Everybody wanted like they buying box.
1:32:55
People are buying sports cars forever.
1:32:56
They're not. It's not like a small percent of
1:32:59
the population if you really think about.
1:33:00
It but they're still buying them like it's not like it's changed
1:33:03
drastically like all of a sudden, like I don't know if you
1:33:06
think. If you think about the original,
1:33:07
like not the original one, but the one that we all know and
1:33:09
love, Mark four had an inline 6 very very similar to the fucking
1:33:16
E36 motor or whatever it just happened to have a turbo on it
1:33:19
are. You going to try to validate
1:33:20
having a BMW? No, I'm just saying like they've
1:33:24
been doing this. This is not new.
1:33:27
Like they've been doing it. Where Toyota excels is that
1:33:30
Supra is probably more well built than like a 330, yeah, or
1:33:36
a three, whatever 40. Like, it's probably not going to
1:33:38
break down, Yeah, and the BMW is going to throw, but then the BMW
1:33:41
is going to. Blow up and it's always getting
1:33:43
stolen by Y NS and F NS. Damn, last question is ask him
1:33:52
if his feet are flexible. Damn, I've been bending my shit
1:33:55
the whole time. Do you want to see?
1:33:56
No, I don't. Oh, come on.
1:33:58
No, I don't want to see that. But yeah, they are.
1:34:00
OK. Can you like put your foot in
1:34:02
like a, you know, like your your your leg and shit is usually
1:34:05
like this. Can you make it like straight
1:34:08
like this? I could do.
1:34:09
I could bend my feet more than my hands right now.
1:34:12
Like outward. Oh, I can do that, I think.
1:34:13
Yeah, I could do that. But I mean like like.
1:34:15
Standing up. Like point your point your toe
1:34:19
like that. Gonna need hips.
1:34:20
Like a ballerina or whatever. I think I can.
1:34:22
Do that. Oh, see, now we got to try.
1:34:24
There we go. Oh, he's doing it.
1:34:26
Yeah. Yeah.
1:34:28
I can do it. And that shit looks like it
1:34:30
hurts. Malcolm, can you get this it?
1:34:31
Doesn't hurt, but it's not easy to stand like this.
1:34:33
I'm I'm sitting and I'm. Doing I can see Malcolm doing
1:34:35
it, maybe. Look at my feet.
1:34:36
I'm doing it right. I'm about to fall the fuck over.
1:34:38
You got to stand up we. Can do a standing up and feel
1:34:40
like it'd be easier standing. Up.
1:34:41
I didn't know that was a thing. I didn't know that was a party
1:34:43
trick. Yep.
1:34:44
Now I. Know like make it straight.
1:34:46
Let's see Malcolm here you. Go hit it, Malcolm.
1:34:47
I'm not very flexible. Don't hurt yourself.
1:34:51
Yeah, don't try to. Oh wow, that yeah.
1:34:54
I'm not very flexible. I can do something you can.
1:34:56
About time. See, we got special feet make.
1:34:58
Your make your foot like flat like that like.
1:35:00
Like oh like the fact that his shoes are just off.
1:35:05
No one knows why but dude. The carpet's a brand new game.
1:35:07
They. Got the socks on them?
1:35:08
Use. Your football.
1:35:09
I can't do that, Carl. Like that.
1:35:11
I can't do that, Carl. Oh dude, John can do it too.
1:35:14
Oh yeah, we're dancers, bro, Watch out.
1:35:16
Flexible feet. Freaky feet.
1:35:18
You thought about it man. The lowest of lows bro.
1:35:21
They never tell you what. Sold feet pics.
1:35:23
Oh wait, what? I feel like I got pretty decent
1:35:25
feet to sell for, like I just. Try it out.
1:35:28
Yeah, fuck it, it's your feet. Then my feet are on there I.
1:35:30
Don't know how you're going to market that, but take.
1:35:32
The socks off. There might be I.
1:35:35
Don't believe you, that's probably your socks off bro.
1:35:38
There he goes. Freaky.
1:35:40
Take my socks off. I thought about it just now and
1:35:42
I was like, I'm just giving the product for free.
1:35:44
Yo, are you streaming this to the Patreon?
1:35:46
Yeah. Is anyone in there?
1:35:48
Yeah. How's it going?
1:35:52
Can we interact? Can we see that or can we not
1:35:54
see that? Alan Kyle says he has Lambo
1:35:56
doors for the 350Z if you want it.
1:35:58
I'm good, but thank you. Come on, please no.
1:36:01
Dude, Alan, I gave you a mention earlier about the splitting of
1:36:04
the wheels. Yo tell Alan we can we can align
1:36:06
his car now we figured out a way.
1:36:08
Really. Yeah.
1:36:10
What? Raise it.
1:36:12
No, no, no, no, no. There's.
1:36:14
I think we. Figured out a way, yeah.
1:36:16
Yo, faction socks next drop. That's what Bear Lotto said.
1:36:19
OK. I have to work on that.
1:36:22
Show everybody toe socks though. One clip of my feet and now we
1:36:26
want socks, is what I'm saying. Yeah, is.
1:36:29
That I'm. Saying have your face on the
1:36:30
bottom of it, Carl. Oh, that BC.
1:36:33
Oh, Carl wants to leave. He's hungry.
1:36:34
Oh wait, what was I going to say?
1:36:35
Oh check out my YouTube channel. I'm dropping a Japan video.
1:36:37
Like maybe tomorrow he was. Vlogged why did you vlog that
1:36:41
shit too? Whole thing this.
1:36:42
Guy Damn. The shit he films I so you see
1:36:46
Carl in an event, you're like, yo, this guy's running all over
1:36:47
the place, he's crazy, he's drifting this and that and then
1:36:50
he'll just have a full movie too.
1:36:52
And I'm like, who fucking made this?
1:36:53
It takes. Like 2 seconds.
1:36:54
You literally just like and then put it.
1:36:58
Down dude and his videos are like my favorite videos from the
1:37:00
events every time. Yeah, they're just like.
1:37:02
Spastic as fuck. Like here's like a clip that I
1:37:05
have like in. What's your YouTube channel?
1:37:08
Carl Special. Carl Special.
1:37:10
Like this was a this was a clip from the wallet Mahon or
1:37:14
whatever. Fucking God damn it.
1:37:16
Why does your phone do that? Because it's Oh yeah, yeah.
1:37:20
Like that's going to be sick. Fucking head because I'm fucking
1:37:22
short as fuck. Yeah, because that's like,
1:37:24
that's like what you're used to watching from back in the day.
1:37:26
Literally like I want it to look like like I needed to hold my
1:37:29
attention. Like look at this clip of Fujio
1:37:31
that. Shit's sick.
1:37:35
Then watch the clip after. Yeah, shit, that's just me
1:37:40
walking around. And then you just, dude, you can
1:37:42
easily do it and you can do it. I forget.
1:37:46
I forget a lot now. I used to do photography, like a
1:37:48
lot, and record and a lot of shit.
1:37:50
I just forget, which is kind of good.
1:37:52
I want to be in the moment as much as I can.
1:37:54
Dude, I think you would like this Japan one if you like got
1:37:56
other ones. They're all fucking like short
1:38:00
clips. I'm not explaining anything.
1:38:03
I've come to fruition that if you have a YouTube channel,
1:38:06
unless your name is Chris Fix or Faction Motorsports, or like any
1:38:11
other large manufacturer where you're actually giving the
1:38:13
viewer some sort of knowledge, don't even fucking bother.
1:38:16
Yeah, and I even try not to do that shit either.
1:38:18
Like if I wanted to look up how to do this, I'll look up how to
1:38:21
do this. I want to see what it's like
1:38:23
installing it. Yeah.
1:38:24
So just give me experience of installing.
1:38:26
It now before we go, you got any plans for next year?
1:38:28
What's going on? Because it's the end of the year
1:38:29
now, so Oh well, you said something earlier.
1:38:32
We got a lot of plans, yeah, I said.
1:38:34
We're moving in silence. I forgot we're moving in
1:38:36
silence. But we have a lot of plans, so
1:38:39
we're planning to go out of state more next year.
1:38:41
OK. There's some things we really
1:38:43
want to do. All the cars are going to get
1:38:47
stuff over the winter. Nice.
1:38:49
Yeah. So I'm super excited about next
1:38:52
year. I think it'll be the first year
1:38:54
where we're like a solid collective team.
1:38:57
OK. I mean, I think you guys are
1:38:59
this year, but. You guys are totally another
1:39:01
level though next year. Yeah, another level.
1:39:03
Oh so final bout level. Oh.
1:39:07
We want to be a team and we want to build our stuff together.
1:39:11
Smells like final bout prep. Yellow fever will be there too
1:39:14
if he then stops being a bitch. Shots fired at Ethan.
1:39:19
He's too busy loving up and shit.
1:39:21
Yeah. It's up, right?
1:39:22
It's over. Me and Quan.
1:39:24
No, it's over. Like Javi, please.
1:39:28
Lock in. Yeah, lock in.
1:39:29
We're going to lose Ethan. Lock in.
1:39:32
All right. Thanks John for coming here
1:39:33
twice in one week. I appreciate it.
1:39:35
Yeah, I always love being here so.
1:39:38
Guys, we're going to go to a haunted house now.
1:39:39
If you're on our Patreon, meet us there.
1:39:40
It's Bright and Asylum. Be there at 9:00.
1:39:45
I'm going to be there hating my fucking life.
1:39:47
Carl's going to have a blast today.
1:39:48
You're going to film that too. No, OK, I don't film any of the
1:39:51
things where I look like a big bitch.
1:39:53
Oh, OK. Which is haunted house Dude I
1:39:56
don't want to go. It's dude, you're.
1:39:58
Going to have a great time. It's you're going to have a good
1:39:59
time. A lot of people are going.
1:40:00
It's going to be fun. The more people, the better it
1:40:02
is, the less people. That shit scares me.
1:40:07
Like if you send me in there alone.
1:40:09
Fuck that. My social anxiety would kick in,
1:40:13
then I wouldn't be able to think about anything.
1:40:15
They actually when you're alone, though, they start helping you
1:40:17
when you're in a haunted house. Oh, really?
1:40:18
Yeah, yeah, yeah, they start getting.
1:40:19
Direction you like? Oh, that way, you idiot.
1:40:21
Yeah, yeah. I have a whole haunted house
1:40:23
story I'll tell you on the way though.
1:40:23
I kind of want to hear it. Now I want to hear it now.
1:40:26
So the first time I ever went to a haunted house, it was me, my
1:40:28
wife and one of my buddies. This was like 12 years ago, and
1:40:31
we had to like sign a waiver when we were going there because
1:40:34
they were bad. So they were gonna then.
1:40:35
This is the first one I ever did.
1:40:37
So it was Bain over here. I think it was in like 46 or
1:40:40
some shit. I don't know where it was, but
1:40:43
we go there. So the three of us, first time
1:40:45
I'm ever going to a haunted house.
1:40:47
And immediately, like we get in there and they start separating
1:40:50
us and like make us crawl through like caves.
1:40:53
They like, I accidentally slipped out of the actual
1:40:56
haunted house, like track 'cause it was like a huge warehouse and
1:41:00
there was just like, you know, this one.
1:41:02
Yeah, I'm supposed to go. I slipped through a crevice and
1:41:04
I was standing in the middle and I was watching like, people
1:41:07
walking around. I was like, what the fuck?
1:41:09
And someone came up with me. Like, how the fuck did you get
1:41:11
over here? So he like, pushed me back into
1:41:13
line. But anytime you got lost, like
1:41:15
people would like, guide you all.
1:41:16
Anyone who was like, trying to scare you would actually guide
1:41:18
you. But dude, they ended up putting
1:41:19
us in like little fucking boxes and like, rolling us through
1:41:22
this one part. Like you literally got into a
1:41:23
box. You were like this.
1:41:24
They fucking closed the box and then they pushed you to the next
1:41:27
part of the haunted. House, we should have went to
1:41:29
this. Horrible.
1:41:29
I am OK. But so every time I went to a
1:41:33
haunted house after that one, I was like, oh, this is nothing.
1:41:35
Because that one was like, it was like an hour or maybe an
1:41:37
hour and a half of that shit, dude.
1:41:39
It was wild, wild. I'm trying to go to 1 where they
1:41:42
like beat the shit out of you. Like those push you down the
1:41:44
stairs? Those are the ones that make you
1:41:46
want to punch somebody. That's what they did at the end.
1:41:48
So at the end it was I, I caught back up with my wife and we
1:41:53
like, we're in this dead end. It's like this like white room
1:41:55
or whatever it was, but there was no way out.
1:41:57
We're like looking at each other, like what do we do?
1:41:59
And this guy just fucking comes out of nowhere.
1:42:01
He's like looking at us and we're like, oh, fuck.
1:42:03
It's like, oh. Fuck yeah.
1:42:05
And he? Grabbed both of us by our shirts
1:42:07
and threw us out the door. It was wild.
1:42:10
It was a wild. You don't think that would be
1:42:12
fun? That would be fun, dude.
1:42:13
It was wild. That shit would meet my.
1:42:15
Hand, I know there's people like you, people like R Ethan Miyagi.
1:42:20
You can't bring them in there. They just start punching
1:42:22
everyone. But no.
1:42:22
Absolutely. I'm fucking if you scare me
1:42:25
sometimes. If my first reaction isn't to
1:42:27
Yale, my first reaction is to swing my own that.
1:42:31
Was Ethan? We brought Ethan a haunted
1:42:32
house. We're not even.
1:42:33
I don't even know if we're in it yet.
1:42:35
We're like turning the corner. Someone goes.
1:42:38
He just decks them in the face. I'm like, yo, you can't just
1:42:41
punch people. He's like, sorry, it's a
1:42:42
reaction. I'm like, what do you mean?
1:42:44
Were you there? No, you weren't there.
1:42:46
Reaction. Yeah, that's just the reaction.
1:42:48
I don't know. What kind of trauma does he have
1:42:50
I. Don't know, but I was like,
1:42:51
yeah, you can't do that. We're going to get kicked out of
1:42:53
here. Yeah, No, you like if we do it
1:42:54
in the haunted house, we're probably going to jail that
1:42:56
night. Yeah, probably going to jail.
1:42:57
We'll see what happens. Maybe.
1:42:58
Don't fuck and scare people. Fuck.
1:43:01
That's what. That's what.
1:43:01
You're paying for my guy. Stupid shit is dumb.
1:43:05
So you're excited? No, I want to eat.
1:43:08
All right, then I'm going to go. Home.
1:43:09
See you guys later. All.
1:43:10
Right. Thank you guys so much for
1:43:12
listening. This has been another episode.
1:43:13
Peace. Where are we going to get?
1:43:17
We don't really have a lot of time.
1:43:21
Again, we don't. I'm going to pee really fast.
1:43:31
I got to go ahead. Wait, we're come on, it's.
1:43:42
An amuse. That haunted house.
1:43:44
You got us, You got us. Yeah, I got you.
1:43:47
You were scared. Yeah, we went with the Jon, Ron,
1:43:52
Eric, Carle, Daryl, Joe, Frankie, Lauren.
1:43:56
It was a good night. Bunch of people, kind of a last
1:43:58
minute thing, but, you know, got it done last day before
1:44:02
Halloween. So this this October was the
1:44:04
worst October I've ever had in my life.
1:44:06
That's that's kind of crazy to say, but yeah, OK.
1:44:09
It was one of them, though. It was one of them.
1:44:10
It was a busy. Until last night, yeah.
1:44:12
And I was like, oh, feels like Halloween.
1:44:14
Too bad it's over. Icing on the cake.
1:44:16
Yeah. So no, it was great.
1:44:17
I'm glad they all had fun. Feel like we're we're getting
1:44:21
real close with the daring ones. Yeah, they're cool guys.
1:44:24
Like this, that that's going to be, you know.
1:44:26
Real. Relatable.
1:44:26
Whenever we start drifting again, that's going to be it's
1:44:29
going to be our our, our group right there.
1:44:32
The daring faction, the the daring faction.
1:44:36
But yeah, thanks John for coming out.
1:44:39
I really like John. I think he's a very well,
1:44:43
obviously he's a very fucking smart person.
1:44:45
Oh yes, he's very intelligent. Yeah, he's he's like someone you
1:44:50
talk to and you think this guy's got his life under control.
1:44:53
Yeah, you know, or it's like you when he talks, you're just like
1:44:58
just happy for him because he's like, he seems wherever you at,
1:45:01
you deserve it. Yeah, you.
1:45:03
Deserved it, Yeah, whatever that means.
1:45:05
However you take that, John. I don't know, like all his
1:45:08
accomplishment, like his, you know?
1:45:10
Yeah, and he doesn't seem like like afterwards we're talking
1:45:12
about drifting and certain people and how they're, they
1:45:15
just seem very stressed out and this and that.
1:45:17
And then I'm like, wait a minute, I'm like John, you're
1:45:20
this, all you do is drift really like he works, obviously.
1:45:24
Work and drift. And drift and he doesn't seem
1:45:27
stressed out at all. Like he seems totally fine, like
1:45:31
and but but drifting is pretty much his life and other people
1:45:35
who make drifting their life, it seems like they're in total
1:45:37
chaos. So like, you know, I don't know,
1:45:41
I guess take that for what it is.
1:45:45
Give John a follow on Instagram as well.
1:45:46
Jay Forts. Yeah, he's always posting some
1:45:49
cool stuff about his car and and the drifting they're doing.
1:45:53
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Don't know if that one was approved.
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HOTLAPPINGTON. Hot Lappington.
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OK, you heard it there. Yeah, just check out the
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website, put the, put the products in the cart and throw
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that code in there. You'll get a spooky discount.
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So you know it's for Halloween. That's.
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Scary savings, guys. Yeah, there's scary savings on
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there right now. If you're listening to this
1:47:03
after Halloween weekend, well, you're fucking beat.
1:47:06
But we'll have, we'll have more coupons in the future.
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So that being said, we are doing a raffle.
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Today is the last day. So if you're hearing this when
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it dropped, get on there right now.
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Place an order. Every $5 spent is an entry to
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win an Origin Labo hood of your choosing.
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They got a bunch of hoods right now, guys, so, and we have a lot
1:47:25
in stock. So most likely you're not going
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to wait for this. We're just going to ship it out
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to you. Every $5 spent gets you one
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entry. Every faction Motorsports
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product or merch gets you double entries.
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And we're giving away stuff every weekend this year or every
1:47:39
month this year rather. So, you know, if you missed this
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one, check out next month. I heard next month's going to be
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a good one. So yeah.
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Do I know what it is? I don't think so, but you can
1:47:49
probably figure it out from the stuff we've been doing it last
1:47:51
week. Oh yes, yes, I think I do now.
1:47:54
So I'm stoked on that. But yeah, I don't know.
1:47:59
I think it's been a great year with the giveaways.
1:48:00
I I've enjoyed it. Yeah, it's fun.
1:48:02
Everybody seems to enjoy it also.
1:48:06
Yeah, I see people putting in little order notes, little order
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comments on their orders. Are you?
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Let me, let me win that thing. Yeah, rig it.
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Rig the, rig the raffle. Yeah, unfortunately we don't rig
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the raffle here. So everyone, everyone's got a
1:48:18
chance to win. The more more money you spend,
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the better chance you got. Unfortunate yeah, but that's
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just how it works. I we have seen people who only
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bought like $100 or less of stuff when before.
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So it is possible, but you know the odds are not in your favor
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if you don't buy them a lot. Yeah.
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We really appreciate those who do that and all of our new
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So we would like to keep that momentum going.
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We try to upload what, 2-3 times a week?
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I mean in general, 3 to 4 right? Podcast.
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Two video, yeah, it's like basically 4 videos a week.
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We had 40 people in the live chat last night.
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Crazy. Yeah, yeah.
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Oh yeah. We started doing the the.
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Podcast live yeah, we're doing we're streaming the podcast live
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And it helps us stay a little bit more in control of the
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situation because if we do it live on YouTube where people are
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commenting, Carl's getting distracted, you know, Carl and
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If you guys aren't drifting, just go down and have fun.
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It's a it's a good time. Sneaky Pete's is going to be
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open. Everyone's going to be wearing
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costumes. It looks like the rain has
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stopped. So it's it's looks like it's
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going to be a good time. That's about all we got to say
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today, so. That's about it.
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We'll catch you on next one. See ya.